The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Insane Fans

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

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And now the bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. You know it's funny, it seems like the novelty in an error, in an error somebody can become pretty famous for doing almost a parody of two decades ago. That's why it works like now, 90s, like people do 90s. And they're starting to get into the early odds. Like new metal stuff coming back, but the 90s, do you know what I mean? Like the bright colors, everyone was wearing for a while again, it always goes because this was a thing. Delight, urge overkill was a big like we're bringing back that I mean, Erge Overkill was a big like we're bringing back that 60s. Do you know what I mean?

I got 60s, 70s. Yeah, that kind of fucking post-hitting bomb. Yeah, yeah. Big yellow glasses. Yeah. So, Erge Overkill, they had their moment, huh? I was not, Erge Overkill was like super hard. Why did I think that?

Now, they're biggest hit sister Havana is, and it's not, I mean, they're great. It's rock and roll. I guess just hearing that I've heard that name without really knowing them and urge overkill sounds like. Oh, they also seen the national anthem in, uh, is a kingpin, right? Oh, at the Boeing alley. Yeah, right. Never saw it.

You never saw kingpin. Shut up, dude. No. You've seen projam 67 times. You haven't seen possibly Bill Murray's best movie. And then I never saw the movie with the dude in it. Big Lebowski. It's got a name. Oh, I've only seen that once. Respect the color of brothers. It makes you only better. I saw it at the perfect age when I was like senior in high school, in college. So the godfather either boring. Don't care.

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What about all? What about all? What about all? What about all? What about all? Do-Vall! We're there in the family guy. They're drowning. Yeah, they're drowning in the panic room because it's very hard to walk. And he goes, I'm going to say it. I don't like the Godfather. No, he said I've never watched it. I've never seen it. It insists upon itself. Yeah, and Chris synapses from the name of it. Oh, come on.

He goes, Robert Do-Vall! It's good. It's a good movie. I waited until my late 20s to watch it. Sure, it's good, dude. I just don't. Godfather, too, is cool, too. Never saw movie. I waited until my late 20s to watch it sure. It's good. Dude. I just don't godfather two is cool, too Never saw three. I Could probably do a sock. I just don't care. There's so many scenes of just like

talking Yeah, I just so much talking yeah, dude so so much talking what if rebooted it, but made it more like action? Yeah, dude. Did Snoop, I know Snoop did the dog father, the album. Did he ever do the dog father like shitty movie? No, when Snoop dogs left too in charge of movie stuff, you know, getting some weird like, Yeah.

The dog father spooky tales. Oh, for the dude. Yeah, that's right. It's my take on tales from the crit baby oh so bad I want to be spooky they need to like uh they need to present like comedy too it's like Snoop Dog presents these bitches yeah I swear he probably did a dogfather video dog Snoop Dog had to have done a mafia movie like a shitty straight to video Well, I mean the same clown positive to Western so say what I mean sometimes you just find it Was it called big money hustlers? Jacob, have you seen the godfather?

The movie You and I are the only two that in this room that have seen the godfather If Christine was here when he changed I know Huh you said this before I don't understand why you don't watch it. It's so great. I think at the time, dude. Might be a shudder original new horror coming out. About a boy, about a man dog.

Yeah, that's right. You'll watch eight hours of pedophile hunting. So what? But you will watch that. That's just the background of my candy crushing for the record. Okay, true. I get that. That's how I watch wrestling dogs.

I'll sit down, bet. I'll tell you what, once I find a thing on the road, here's, I don't think Christine would give a fuck about 60 days in. So I'm way behind on pedophile hunts because on the road, I was all in on 60 days in. So if I have something like that, the thing is I watch a lot of stuff with Christine. Yeah. So I don't want to jump ahead on the road or anything. I, yeah. And so when I'm on the road, I try to find thing and she doesn't give a fuck about pedophile hunts or rock and roll-choos stories

But you also made sound like she didn't give a fuck wrestling docs. I could watch without about the Corleone family She does not care about that at all So you sing on the road that I should watch the godfather. I should watch the godfather on the road what now Now I bet I'd like three the most just because it's the most not blurry. You just love Andy Garcia. It's just not blurry at all. I never saw three. Don't worry about it. You were trying to watch all football games, dude. People bomb it. Yeah, all football games are like they're moving too slow. What is this? It's all blurry. Just blurry. I'm just mean like when

like highlights even from like Brett Farves day, you know what I was like they didn't have good TVs and Brett Farves playing time. Really? Like if you watch like Super Bowl, like, not Brett Farves. Go to the Big Barry Sanders highlights. Or there's no sharp copies of it anywhere. Everything's blurry. Well, it looks better on a non-smart TV. Not a lot of smart TV.

You have a tube TV. No, like it's, my TV's like good, but it's not a smart TV. So shitty productions from the past look better on my TV because it's not as tech as yours I know is the infamous fucking running its new England Patriots where it crosses a guy like four times This is NFL films. Yeah, I don't mean this. I mean how it looked on your TV NFL films used to give me so hyped when they put out a fucking tape good All YouTube video like YouTube do like best touchdowns in history or something and they'll show some old highlight You'll be like yuck. Yeah, I know it's 90s. You see Jerry Rice and like 88 and it's Smith

You're like damn dude. I watched one today Montana just a big old blotch on the screen just scoring touchdowns though Wasn't it it was scoring a touchdowns though, wasn't he? It was scoring a touchdowns throw and it was tight end. Brent Jones or Dwight Clark? Clark? Dwight Clark. Yeah.

I watched Justin Silver's way to watching. He was right, because he doesn't watch games of football. Yeah. He watches clips of things like that. He was like watching most impossible plays in NFL. And I'm like, that does sound fun. And I did. It's great. That day, Jay realized that just

and isn't his gay as he thought. Because sometimes a deer can walk with heavy feet. Justin Trudeau is a ferocious animal. He was Ferotious animal he was when he pulled out he was some buck Hey, this is a pretty cool play Yes, see what I mean. Yeah, that is that's like early 90s just sucks. Oh against San Francisco. Don't know why I pulled this clip It's fucking gay Is that bow? It's oh is emissimus. Oh, no, no, that's the I forgot. Yeah, it does the dance in the sideline crazy crazy didn't go out Smith. I don't know. No, that's the I forgot. Yeah, it does the dance on the sideline crazy crazy didn't go out. Oh This has got to be like what 97 Because those are the 98 unies 97 98 unies for the Niners. That's recent. Yeah, this is a HD

What's crazy is I remember the first HD TV I saw was in college in this guy This like rich kid from California had a had an HDTV and I walked in and I'm remember just looking at it like that is noticeably different. Yeah, like it's yeah. Dan look at this one here you guys. It's the catch. Look at it. It looks like tech mobile. Fun fact about this. Eight year old Tom Brady was in the crowd. Really? Yep. Was he with his molester? Yeah. Got a kid now. Damn, that's crazy. That's not that long ago. It lands on his chest. Yeah. I remember watching that in my apartment in Queens. But then almost my point though, still, that doesn't even look very good. That's what I mean. It's crazy. Oh crazy I'll probably never put a headset on again Wait, was that that was like

The pregame show presented by Ray St. Claire Roofing all right, we got a Love him just coming right back. Oh shit. All right Eagles five and now Cowboys four and one best division I would say best division in football right now is the NFC East. Easy schedules. Is that what it is? He's not wrong. Giants of three and one cowboys of three and one. No, four, four and one, four and one and then five and oh.

And the commanders are there. But he's not wrong. That is going to be the tell. I don't know what the postseason will bring because they, they do for whatever reason, the NFC East, they set across the board as the easiest schedule Carson wins just sucks that bad Niners beat the Panther so bad they firing their coach on the spot by And then I got to go on the press conference. He was holding the box A big ruler a stapler Yeah, with the plan. Yeah, a ruler. You're gonna get it, man. I flew back.

A big ruler, a stapler. I basically didn't sleep. I didn't sleep Saturday, so I could fly out on Sunday, so I could get to, because Mike's wife was like, you have to get there by 12, 15 to see Mike. Like, I got fuel passes. Why didn't you sleep, but time was your flight? Like, 4, 15, so I tried to go to sleep.

Your flight was 4, 15? I went to go to sleep. Your flight was 415? I went to the airport at 415. For a 615 flight. 530 flight. But I had to transfer to get to Jersey. I had to transfer in Detroit. Which is a really good little airport to have a transfer at. Why do you have to transfer? That's weird. To Newark on Delta. There was no direct flights from Cleveland to Newark in time. But I mean I got in at like 8.45 AM. So I landed and was able to get back to Katie's,

get my stuff and we were able to leave to think that we were getting there. At like, okay, we'll get there at like 11.30. We'll go stand on the field, watch warm ups, that's fucking awesome. And dude, hit that traffic and we're like, it was like, we're not gonna be able to see him. I was pretty bummed out. I was like, I don, we're not gonna be able to see him. I was pretty bummed out.

I was like, I don't think I'm gonna be able to see him. And then Katie was like, just try to, I was like bummed out hard, she's like, just try to stay positive or whatever. Something happened, BingBang got there, got there at like 12, 15 on the dot. Right when I walked through a coach that I know that went to school with McDaniel's known forever,

Chandler was like, what's up? And I was like, right there, he's like, I'll go tell Mike your year. And then Mike, it was crazy dude. Mike walked over and all the dolphins fans were against the, you know, like trying to watch warm-ups. So they're like yelling at players. And McDaniel came over and they fucking went nuts. He got a huge pop. Like, oh, it's coach! It was awesome. I was like, dude, what the fuck? This is crazy. He's like, yeah, it's nuts. It was just fun. Got talked to him for a little bit.

I was like, the eagle's just one. That's all that happened in my football. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. This is a continuing storyline. I'm not. The saga. He's my, you know. I said, it's gotta be so fucking wild to see your boy,

a winner lose a game to like watch him coach Yeah, I just watched him the fucking NFL. There was a little coach. There was a moment All eyes on him where I was looking at him where I was like If I woke up on my mom's couch I it would have made sense if I would have woken up and I was 15 again and I was like Dreamed that McDaniel was coaching the dolphins and Zach and I were there with my girlfriend. It's like, it was one of those weird things where it was just,

like, I don't think McDaniel's seen my friend Zach for like 10 years and we all grew up together or whatever. So he took him a second to like focus, he was like, what's up dude, it was crazy. How is it, your other buddies came to? Yeah, my buddy Zach came with us that we grew up with and it was so it was fun to see McDaniel see him and was like, what's up dude? It was crazy. I was, your other buddies came to him. Yeah, my buddy Zach came with us that we grew up with. And it was so it was fun to see him again. You'll see him and be like, oh shit.

But it was, it was insane to watch him the whole, I mostly watched him. Cause obviously the quarterback got hurt on like the first play they had the ball. And then there were the third string and then the Jets fans, but do Jets fans? They are good fans. Jets fans love the Jets.

Oh, I think as a two football teams, I's argue that they are the actual like team that's really they really have like invested heart into it. The giants fans are like their Yankees fans more and that's just the team they choose to like. Whereas jets fans, they've like decided that this will be their team. This is going to be their painful legacy. And then it'll be painful. Uh, what's his name? Frank the fire, the firefighter. Uh, and, and the fireman, fireman, Ed, you know, he does the famous, he gets the crowd

from the firefighter was so wrong. I didn't correct you once because I didn't know either. But I know who you're talking about. But you know what I mean. He does like, he get, they put them on the jumbo job and he does the J E T S jets jets jets right. He dude, there he is. And he does that does it every time the same way. And then he says like to and he goes I'm gonna listen and then he does it again.

And by the way, he's got him where they can do it during a kickoff. It was pretty fucking cool because they chanted it as the dolphins kicked off or whatever and I was like, that's awesome. That was awesome. What's even fun here is there's a guy, so we're on the opposite side of Ed the firefighter, right? And on our side, there was a guy trying to be him. Yeah. But he was just in like a green suit and he called himself like jetman or something. Nice. And he just had like,

Marty Grapp hurls on and was like trying to do the exactly what he was doing. But Jets fans in our section were just talking shit to this guy. They're like shit the fuck down, you're not the fucking guy. You're not even doing it right. And he would like,

cause he would like do the hands thing. It was so funny watching them turn on their friends. He was like, the raiders have a so funny watching them turn on their friends I had a call the the the Raiders have Yeah, it's this guy and he was like aww And it's like wife brought him his license plate that he put on And it was just it was really funny watching the imitation It'd be funny if he was the first one and I'm wrong But I don't know if he's got like a person at all, but a lot of people come wearing like pretty ridiculous shit.

And one year when I was younger, I don't even know how this was fucking possible. I mean, how unpoliced, especially the 700 level was of the old veteran stadium. Wild. Did the NFL in the 80s and 90s? I forgot I said 90s. It didn't dawn on me.

It would hit me now in my mid 40s. Now, but when I was young, I didn't realize, we go go to these games every week and I'm more like 18. Yeah, then we went every week I've done home games pretty much and our section we knew there was this girl who would every time they Like did something good to scored she was just pull her titties out like jiggle or titties around like bear no one no trouble What's the way? That's the that's a wild time. I didn't think when I was younger, there was a crazy thing. Now realizing now it's like, holy shit, you could,

you know, if you bring your kids to the game and there's some girl pulling her to the set. It should be pulled. It was nuts, but then there was also a guy in our section once he had on, it almost looked like the birds of war. Yeah, from always sunny, like they had like the full arm, like wings on sort of and he had like a Emigol like peek on his face and he had wrist bands. I swear to you wrist flame throwers

So when they would score he'd go In his fucking he was cramic had this guy with flame. How big were the flames a Good foot Crack I'm like how did this guy with flame? Throws. How big were the flames? A good foot. It would blow like a fireball. It was not, dude. That's awesome. Just in the audience. Dude, so.

Didn't pat him down for that at all. That's what I said. When you go now, they're like, if you have, if you have a backpack. It's like if you're wearing high heels, you got to put them in a plastic bag and you can't bring them in because it's a weapon. Back then, you guys, this guy's like, you can't bring any guns or knives. a weapon. Yeah. Yeah. But this guy's got this guy's like, this guy's like, you can't

bring any guns or not. He goes, no, this is a flame throw. They go, oh, look at my paper here. I don't see any about a flame throw on here. I carry on my man. Hey, go birds. Go birds. They, um, the Broncos growing up. There was a guy. This story was always fine. There's a guy, barrel man. He was like a naked guy in a barrel. And he'd always be in the south end zone of Bronco games. And where my uncle's seats were, he would like take me to Bronco games. I could look down at the South Stands, which were fucking crazy.

If you could see up from down into the barrel, was this guy's pecker hanging out? No, dude, he was fat. So it was like, there's barrel man. Oh my lord. Yeah. He's definitely swinging nuts under there. Well, it's funny is they like did this article about him and they're like Barrow man was it what kept you warm and then later he was like I'm an alcoholic He's like I I was drunk enough to be naked and put on him. Yeah, dude. He used to always sit I don't he doesn't he would just like things all time. Yeah, just like hype people up in the south end zone It is funny when you get to a point where

The people are just like I just being like the conference level of an old man unchecked. Oh my god The guy at the eat at the sixers is I hate him all the one that sits on the floor and I love him and I love his like desire these at all the games. I think that's awesome. He doesn't miss almost any if any but He's been in several things like with big ESPN for jaw and with people and it's like to sit the fuck down you old man What are you doing? Yeah, I don't get the suck my dick Kyle Lowry This guy would kill you his name is Alan Horowitz. Yeah, he owns like something.

The six man. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, the University of Pennsylvania is campus part of housing. Yeah. Yep, that's what I was told he does. Damn, so you said 78. He's like, I'm going to go bother NBA players. And the six man, but I'm telling you, for sure, the you said 78. He's like, I'm going to go bother NBA players. And the six main, but I'm telling you the for sure the players are annoying.

He probably thinks the players love him. And I promise you at best, they tolerate him. One of the coolest things I saw was they don't love them though. I got to go to like Kobe's last game against the nuggets, which there's so much heat and car auto against Kobe. And my Zack sister had season tickets and she had like decent seats or whatever. We weren't like close to the floor, but you could see what was going on on the floor. We're like that far back.

And this guy was just talking shit to Kobe. This is the whole game. And then Kobe buried a three and just looked at him. And I was like, damn, I don't like Kobe, but that was fucking awesome. It is awesome. He just buried it and just fucking looked at the guy and the guy was like, I don't know. Like, would it look towards the court?

This is old rich guy in a button down. Alan Horwitz is just, man, his whole thing. He had the thing with Kyle Lowry, he got into it with him. I promise you, he calls Joel, Joel and beat JoJo. Like, to his face, he probably refers to me and goes, he goes, yeah, Jojo told me the other day that he said, we're definitely gonna win this game. Or he sees every, you don't call him Jojo, first of all.

Yeah, that's an announcers thing. You're not his friend. By the way, he believes he's friends with them all. Cause he probably gives money and gets fucking sick access. That's gotta be crazy when you're that rich that you just get access on that level where they're like, hey, you have to be nice to this guy. He's got a lot of money.

Because they told me that there's no way to purchase the front row seats for the people they have had them for, you know what I mean? And it's also guests, you know what I mean? Guests are the thing that's where they'll put like Joel and Beat Sister and them come in from like Cameroon and shit Like they'll put them on you see that but he has one of those seats is his that's a lot on Horowitz And even has been for years and years

It's just like you can't even get on those seats. He's got lifetime seats Now he could put his arm on the scores table It's crazy. That's pretty cool when you can use the scores table. It's like you're your table. Yes. I'm gonna put my drink right here. I hope I don't spill it. It's, man.

What a fun retirement, huh? Yeah, but that's some, that's gotta be a lot of, I wanna know how much money that guy has. If he's able to do shit like that, that's over what? Did he give his net worth? You gotta have over a hundred million, right? No. No, depends what you spend your money on. Do you know what I mean? That's over what did he give his net worth you got to have over a hundred million right? No No, depends. We spend your money on

Do you know what I mean? But I bet those tickets for a season 40 some games to sit court side with six figures Yeah, probably close six figures. I mean, dude I think it's six figures for regular seats. I know nineers fans when they moved to Santa Clara It was like six figures for people just to retain their fucking season tickets. Five millions, what he's worth, that's what he pays for his shit. I've always had a passing interest in New Morale. Me too, Cory. So their guess on him is, and look at his house. Oh, he's a fan of all the teams, because the fillies thing too. But he is definitely a basketball fan. Five million.

There's no way he only has five million dollars. There's no fucking way. There's he only has five million dollars. I don't think I get five million dollars to sick court stuff. No, but the thing is, you have to keep working. He's not working anymore. Yeah, he's retired. I can't go to eat.

I don't want to, but it would be awesome. For the three a year I go down to, and the playoffs, couple games in the playoffs. Talking of cool entrance and it was pretty funny because Ari said that it just dawned on him in the middle of the Billy Joe concert. He goes, sad as well, I was like, you play here. Like this is your new, this is your New York play.

Madison Square Gardens, your New York play. Alan Horowitz's net worth is estimated to be around. Five million says it on both Three million dollars bullshit Kind of they some he may have also had those seats forever You think he's grandfathered in you think they do Yeah, there's not rent control season tickets. I feel like they like no you're wrong about that I think you could have like you can be grandfathered into it. They're not gonna raise them So much every year on yeah, you're like they can't throw like a

$16 million or $16,000 Bump up on the price, but they get bump it up, you know if I give paying just use round numbers if you're paying like $170 a seat it might be $190 a game. Next year. He's got some more bugs. Fuck and crazy. I wonder if that changes though. If your team has a new stadium bill. Yeah, I did for San Francisco because everyone that was a season ticket holder at Cannell's.

I like that. Yeah, when it moved to Levi's it went up. It went up to let's fuck up. Yeah, it was really bad. There were like a lot of fathers and people. There was a lot of stories about it in the Chronicle about like people that had been seasoned ticket holders. Sense candlestick was built.

Maybe even before that when the Niners were at Kesar, whenever they started doing season tickets and then it went up to like a hundred thousand dollars and people were like, I can't fucking afford this. I believe the Cowboys in the same thing. Really? When Jerry Land was built? Well, it's a money grab for a piece of shit place full of shitty football players. Should we? Why is it we're talking basketball?

The Dremont Green thing. All that fight. You want to take our last break and come back up a fight? Go a goal. Uh, you want to take a break first? Dan, we can't take the break first. It's a start of this if you wanted to talk about it. Oh, it's Kim's thing. Yeah. If you see me, if you saw me, she tweeted out, yeah,'t take the break first. It's a start of all. This is if you wanted to talk about it. Oh, the Kim's thing. Yeah. If you saw me, she tweeted out, yeah, this is the tweet I saw.

If you saw me kick a guy's ass after the show last night, I'm sorry, he sexually assaulted me after my set and bragged about it on his way out, ruining it otherwise perfect night. All right, I'm going to go into the morning. I'll be carrying from that one next guy dies. And the second I got off stage, it assaulted that theater. And seconds, he was going to the dark

crowd. They found them in the show was almost a we really hope that at least I got to touch Kim's pussy. What? I mean she says it's been an eye opening experience that hurt me but made me sad for victims who have been through so much worse. Damn dude, what kind of dude just fucking grabs a you broke Kim you just fucking tried to Finger-missed in my leggings when I walked by him. He poked me in my vagina twice Don't consider myself a woke comic. I'm not political. I just wanted you state it but not be molested damn The response to my last tweet is what we got to see with that is the response my last tweet is what we don't tell their stories What's the response to the last tweet?

I'll have two more years of it and then be it'll be on over and joy Just people talking shit Damn That sucks. That sucks. That sucks that that happened to her and then people were fucking dicks about it Well, I'd like to say nobody molest it in our Salt Lake City show and that's pretty fucking That's not like say Vegas when we did Vegas. So you guys would do a skankfest I feel like everyone would just you know someone get killed if they did that to her in Vegas It's gangfest Jacob Jacob will do it

He's your son don't come at Kimmy Kong then not in front of Jacob do not in front of a tot Yeah, we'll take our break. We'll be right back. He's your saver. I don't come at Kimmy Kong then. Not in front of Jacob, dude. Not in front of Batat. Yeah, we'll take our break. We'll be right back. It's... This is the bomb fire. You're fucking right it is, dude. And now, back to the bonfire with Big J. Ocarus in and Dan Soder. Had to catch the bottom line because what? Jacob or Todd gonna be at Skyrim Fest?

Gonna have fun. Black Lou's gonna be there. DJ Lou's gonna be there. Jay's gonna be there. Dan's gonna be there. And a whole bunch of sons of bitches. It's the bottom five. Seriously, that's the MFASH Talk 103. We're talking fight stories, dude

Kim Kongen had to write a wrong cuz some fucking creep try to finger a show Ariel Elias fucking sucks. Yeah, that does suck No girls ever potted my dick after a show Ariel Elias who is and don't even try ladies don't try uh very quick wink very funny comedian out of New York aerial uh married to Dan Shackie uh make that her identity I'm not saying I know I know I've known her for a long time it's when she moved her from Kentucky she's very very funny Dan uh Shackie tells me she's great uh she's very very funny last time I, last time I worked punchline, I mean, last time I worked helium and Philly, she mc'd from 2006.

She's very funny. She feel a girl? No, she's from Kentucky. Woman. Fuck her. And then the Louisiana, I believe. This is nuts. So she was at Uncle Vinnie's, Point Pleasant, New Jersey.

Correct? Point Pleasant. This is a- You've done it. Yeah, I've done it. This is one of the craziest, like, I mean, I've dealt with plenty of heckles, this crazy, but I'm saying like watching her go through this.

I mean, I told you when we talked about this, I had FOMO is the best way to put it, not that I wasn't there to watch it. Yeah. I had FOMO in like the, it was almost envy. Yeah. I was like damn dude, I wish someone, by the way, I don't want anybody to throw a beer at me,

but if a beer was thrown at me that kind of heart and hit the wall next to me. Yeah. One, it wouldn't have ended this beastfully. Uh, like two, it would have been a whole thing, but I mean the things I wish before it got, before it got violent, the things I would have said, and the thing, and also even with the T-ups

and she was knocking them down good too I just would have done it different because sure different comics. Yeah, but she did a great job But you just say almost when you see it you're like well, I want to do my shot at it now You know, I mean I want to do my cover of this song. I would just if if I were in this position I wish I could have caught the beer to then stone cold beer do that would have been right and then just But I gotta give all credit due to this girl. She did do it however. Well, let's just watch the thing first

because then we gotta talk about the, she's doing a joke and the lady asks if she voted for Trump. No, she just says I could tell you didn't. I could tell who you voted for. Yeah. I think you voted for Donald Trump. She said I voted for Donald Trump.

Donald Ocas audio really isn't that good Well, it's some piece of shit self Okay, nobody have good Everyone's phone has a they show me commercials where a person's making a Hollywood movie on an iPhone. You better get you all out. I've never seen a good video from a cell phone in my life on anything. It always overmodulates. Here we go.

What's your question? Did you vote for Donald Trump? Did you vote for Donald Trump? No. Okay. Here's the question. Why would you ask me that in here? Knowing I'm the only one here with us around.

Try something. You know, next joke. Right. Okay. Why would you ask me that in here knowing I'm the only Jew in this world? Try something, you know, next joke. Are you trying to get killed? My self-deprecation. It makes me feel like I vote in New York, my vote doesn't matter if it does not. Oh, that a tough boyfriend does.

Everybody vote for whoever you want to vote. I don't care who you voted for. I just have you wrong here, you guys. Tough boyfriend does By the way that couldn't have come more of a place where she was doing such a peaceful like hey guys. I don't give a shit Yeah, no, not even that she goes we're all here to get I guess I don't care you both we're all here together right now Yeah, and then like see about it for Biden then yeah And they're like see about it for Biden then yeah Together with people that grading voice just cutting through Play would have again. This is a girl having a deal with the girl. I would have made Her husband have to come attack me. Well, he was clearly ready to get into it He was looking to jump in because you can hear it. Yeah, I thought I thought a chick just had a cannon

Side arm. I was like who's Jenny Finch in the audience? He's working. He's an in. Who's whippin'... Windmill, that's an epic. He's just on top of all pitch in this beard. Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I So fine to the lady yells back so rude. Like she was rude for say, she's inner. That's where I'll never understand. And only because we get empathized with this. I'll never get it. I'll never get this been a handful two or three in 24 years of comedy or right. I'm an idiot. I but it's happened Yeah, but for the most time even that for her to think like her reply of keeping it funny at a comedy club

She goes so rude. Yeah So rude so rude you've been screaming out And then you can tell she's drunk. She's like but they told us to talk. She was... What? No one was telling us that. All right, make some noise if you wanted to show up. I like her asked for forgiveness before permission, though. She goes, no one's told me to stop talking yet. So fucking comic. I haven't gotten a red light. Guess the club wants me to keep doing this.

But I didn't ask if anybody had any questions. Guess the club wants me to keep doing this So the beer gets thrown, breaks against the wall. You also, by the way, there's a very his mother's dead mud moment where you hear a lady go, or you see her guy go, I'm never going out with you again. I think he's just telling the guy, you know what I mean? Like it's just gotta be your friend that you're like, dude, we're gonna come to a comedy show. Why did you do that?

And he's like, you guys, because she voted for Biden. She voted for Biden, she made fucking actually feel stupid fucking bitch. So go back a little bit so we can hear it after the... Okay, perfect. Come on, buddy. He can't do that. This group of people. That's so full. And then she picked up the beer and drank it. And then, you know, they arrested the guy and she got re-books.

Yeah. They did arrest him? Yeah, they did. She tweeted out the the they arrested him and he's got charges pressed Against them and they rebooked them the club file charges not her Yeah, I mean that's fucking crazy I'm never going out with this group of people again. I almost want to give that guy free tickets to my show to be like dude Fucking way to call it where to stand up although we did make amends and I am bringing that group again and I got him pretty fired up and they think you're a lib tart and pre-fight up and I thought on that you are way stoked on by I told you that they I even told them that you love AOC

dude dance so still he's such a Pelosi. He loves Pelosi and her big tits But yeah that that I just love as a non Political person forget comic. I don't give fucking my politics in general So it's like it's so funny to have someone get that I've had that we I mean a lot of times in writing more than a thing We're just like you know, I don't remember the host here in a series like that I was like you and your Trump love and fans like, what the fuck are you talking about? But then you also hear the opposite. We're at Addison a guy walked out.

Yeah. Because I made fun of two liberal guys. The yeah, he said it's too liberal. Because I said when the army comes to take your guns, you're going to want them to fuck your wife. Not even to him. Just in a general way. I'm excited to do my special.

I have some good addresses on this kind of stuff, I think. Yeah, but that guy got so mad and it's like, Ariel, so here's the problem. Ariel does a fantastic job. She did. She did a fantastic job. It was funny. She made it funny.

She fucking went with the punch, picked up the beer and drank it. Here's the kudos. Here's the kudos that she should get. Right now, as we're having it from comics and anybody to go, it's like, damn, you handle that and like kept it Funny and light that guy got arrested and fucking beautiful beautiful job pro

Pro work. You should pro work there is pro comic that should be absolutely the accolade she receives right now Now in a very politicized world over correction time you ready to hear about how basically the Hollywood left has made her the new Mrs. Marvel. There are like, I mean, you read some of those quotes. And it's got me wanting to go fucking. You guys got me. I thought this was the end of the story. No, dude.

This is the beginning. It's not that. It's not the way you hear. Like Judd Apatow is like, she is a hero that stands on mountains made of men He really I mean like he goes a modern day Cleopatra. Yeah, she was perfection Mark Ruffalo was like every soul every show of her Should be sold out for the next four years. This is incredible work. Hey actors you dorks every every show should be sold up because she was a tech Shout out Billy Wayne Davis you dorks every every show should be sold up because she was attacked shout out

Billy Wayne Davis who's this is how I saw all this accolades me impressed because Billy Wayne Davis quote tweeted Judd Appetite I was like hey Judd this is an alcohol problem not an encapsulation of America he said comedy clubs are honky thongs and they just use us to push their boots yeah so don't fucking think that this is anything. And I read that. It should be sold after the next four years. So while a bit like, so if you go to the book,

because she survived an attack. Black Lou, if you go to her Twitter and then you go to her quote tweets of the video, go down, go down. It's of the video that she posted. Here you go. Okay, then if you go, what do you do here?

I don't have any of this. Oh no, here's the clip. Go to that tweet, here's the clip. Okay, then go down to quote tweets. There you go. Go up to quote tweets. There you go. Damn it.

Damn. What is Savant? I let him write to it. See like H. John Benjamin immediately. Damn it, Dan. I got it. What is Savant? I let him write to it. See like H. John Benjamin immediately. Voice of Archer, I love H. I mean, one of the top handling this with great poise. Oh yeah, so but it's where it's going to be here throughout her.

Killer work, Refunches is given her. That's professional standup. Good note. Here's Mark Ruffalo. Sell out the rest of her shows for the next four four years. Why and then she did the queen thing you dropped your crown queen And then Steve Hofstad or dude the the guy that the king of the drawing heckler destroy some This handling of this mag a asshole heckler was was masterful, completely, unflappably remarkable. Composture. Compario, if you need any work, composure, if you need any work, and I can help.

Let me know. Just say the word if you want me to put a video of yours for free. For my fox. And pay you $500 or less. Less. My arrow and quiver are yours. Whatever I must pick up a sword against the fight. Republican Eric. Swap. narrow and quiver are yours. Whatever I must pick up a sword against the fight.

Republican Eric Swaw. Oh, it's representative. I think he's a Democrat. Oh, representative, you're right. This is Trump's America. They prefer violence over voting and laughing. I don't care who she voted for. She's funny and deserved to finish her set. At least she got to finish that beer.

Vote for me. I'm in vote. This picture also with him holding a baby. I least she got to finish that beer. Fought for me. I'm in trouble. But she's picture also of him holding a baby. I hope so. What a fuck stick. And then Kathy Griffin, look who showed up. You know she had to get in on it. We discussed this effect the night of the shoot.

She immediately makes... Kathy Griffin immediately makes it about her. It's impressive. She goes, we discussed the effect the night of the slap. Remember how that discussion went? We'll tell her because she looks real fucking on her own here. It's a cast. We know. Yeah, you're a comic. She looks real on her own here. I mean that happened all pretty quick. The guy shouldn't have gotten a beer But he shouldn't have been taught. Yeah, look I don't know if cousin Vinnie's was preparing for an Oscar moment, but I don't know if cousin Vinnie's was preparing for an Oscar moment, but

This is so well handled, but you never I mean it's just like immediately goes from being hey, this is Ariel's a very professional funny comedian that handled that very well. What does that mean violence as part of the brand? It's an anti-Trump. Oh, God. Oh, God. People jump on shit like that like even when like even when like a I was love the tweets, where though, where one side will say the other, doesn't like how good at comedy they're getting. Both sides have done this, where they'd be like,

the rights getting good at comedy and the left is getting nervous. And it's like Jim Brewer acting like a parakeet. Where he's like, me, Fouchy was like, brrrr brrrr. Yeah, that unhinged video. And then the left will be like sorry Republicans this is how you handle comedy with grace

and parties like just blow the whole thing up you fucking doors by the way I don't disagree with this right this is unacceptable for future reference to the audience when a man throws a beer beer can a woman doing her job even a comedian is not part of the show so feel free audience to intercede for the safety of all. Yes, she killed, but still I almost do have a thing there. I do have to say, I'm surprised the audience like didn't fucking do something. Yeah. Like some guy in the audience and he gets there and be like, yeah, what the,

I mean, even like screaming at him, like, where was a guy in his face going? What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah. Are you out of your goddamn, I'm not seeing this like start punching him right away, but like a restraining of some sorts surrounding him. His face go what the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, are you out of your goddamn I'm not seeing this like start punching him right away But like a restraining of some sorts surrounding him did what if we find out the guys just like giant Just fucking jacked and I'm almost saying maybe I'm just saying almost the idea It's supposed to be your candidate guy the hunger fuck I can act like I didn't see that We should have to even worry about that phone. You should have to worry about that five dude should have been standing around them

Yeah, that's what I mean. That's crazy But that five dude should have been standing around them. Yeah, that's what I mean. That's crazy. Um, Murphy beat his wife. I don't know. Christine's always wants to look for a friend in the world. I want to be beats his wife, getting beaten socks when you have no one talk to

always look for the blue check marks. Um, yeah, George is the K a hero among us. He means the guy with through the beer. He's like that strong man. Oh my muscular to look at that Macy deamer for us Congress. This is where we are politically as a country Elect people that want to you not unite not divide. He's not even I'll tell you what I hate about that comment to I will be this person for Ohio 7th

I want you to lose now. This is catching So much shit now. And again, I don't give a fuck who you've up. I may have best friends who voted for Trump. I've no I tell you right now. I am politically apathetic because it's all them just hustling us. Couldn't give a fuck couldn't give a fuck at all.

But that's what I'm saying right there. Hey, this is where we're at politically as a country. Even elect people that want to unite, not divide, but it's the, but by the way, me personally, just so I, because people assume, because of my comedy's like 30 or whatever it is, they, they make that like it's Republican somehow or like, you're the servant ever. You're the face of conservative comedy. That's my favorite. That's my point being like nobody's looking to unite, because the left is furious at you all. By the way, I've been yelled at more people there and I think this is,

this people are appalling, gross. I don't give a fuck who you voted for. If you're yelling at me because I want on behalf of the other one, like, I don't care. Yeah. So a weird thing. So this guy's making it political to go to this. This is where it right goes. This is why these were probably you can see these for Republicans are really bad. I mean, it really is just a thing of like, I mean, everything would be cool It's just if your mom would act a little less crazy and then you talk to your mom and she's like he's fucking crazy It's this divorced parents. I'll be that person for Ohio 7th district.

Ew, ew. Hey, buy my album. I might as well retweet it, retweet it this event like You guys know who rips? I do. I do. Check it out drop in soon do you guys want to talk about pro comedians check out Dan Soder at Dan Soder.com I'll be coming to fucking Charlotte Nashville Jamie Kennedy may say the dumbest thing ever ever this might be the dumbest one. Be rad what do you got this is where we're at in comedy what a goddamn warrior no she deserves a Netflix special just for being so chill

and absolutely letting the heckler heckle themselves. Do you think she, heckle, what? Do you think she's having a Netflix special? By the way, she just, Jamie just took away credit of Ariel being funny. She had good lines back to the heckler. The heckler didn't heckle himself. The heckler threw a beer and had to be fucking

to that. No, yeah, she had to say the funny thing. Yeah, she said the funny shit. Don't be like, he stepped out of the way and let him handle themselves. You idiot, Ariel handled that. Well, man, go down. There's some, there's some ways, let's just Lee Sam Walter, let the meteor hit the earth now. You tell me comics aren't brave as fuck. Is that what we are? This is this next sentence is ridiculous. This is why there are certain states where I don't want to do stand up. We are dope.

Yeah, you're Ariel. This is the worst part. The sentence after Ariel followed. Oh, you got a lease. Oh, you got the lease and Walter. No, you got you got you got the lease and Walter rub. That's a pretty good rub. You're going straight to the fucking moon.

It's Davey Mac. Oh, this is just a yeah, then it's just that, you know, he wrote comments on it. Yeah, because they immediately wrote. Meanwhile, meanwhile, Shane has a beautiful profile in the New Yorker and Andy, the kindler's like, this is slice. I had done following it. I'm like, get out of here. Yeah.

Yeah, man, but Shane's thing. He's sitting on chain You like shut up. What do you say he's like? Oh, yeah, being racist. He went back to calling chain racist for the comment For the thing that got him fired for SNL and it's like Kimner. I like you, but I don't like you that much No, I'm a dog. I'll ride with the bowl dude Um, John rocha the outlaw nation says three 30 minutes left this man is from 30 seconds left. Oh my god Dan soar everybody. We're gonna be a skank fest week. You know, we're gonna be after that look at our website dansoar.com Big J comedy.com. We love you guys and also don't forget that we're warriors dude and we started way early on that We rushed those plugs so much we had an uncomfortable matter time left

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