The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Internet Lunatics with Richelle Ryan

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

A few prominent comedians are humorlessly speaking out against The Roast of Kevin Hart and the roasters who told racial jokes. Jay is caught up in the backlash because of internet lunatics taking his side over outspoken D.L. Hughley. D. L. is accusing some comics of being racist and lumping Jay in that group. Bobby gives Jay advice about dealing with false accusations and trolls who get involved. | Adult star Richelle Ryan is promoting her special @naughtyamerica scene. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Yeah. Yeah. A little, a little orgasm. Yeah. Torgasm-esque. I know. I can't wait until you and Dane get back together.

You know, I've been thinking about that, Jay. Yeah? Um, I'm not opposed to it. Yes. I'm not opposed to it because... Just talk to Dawn? No. I'm talking to her about my manly decisions.

Understood. I'm a man. I make my own decisions. Apologies. Apologies. She did suggest it would be a good idea. Okay. No.

No, I was just thinking, I don't have, I'm at the point of my life now where I can go to bed at night and I don't have people on my pillow with me. I don't take the day with me. Sure. And, you know, there was a time back in the day I would fucking, I go to sleep. I'm thinking about nine different people. Fuck them, fuck her. That's how I live. Oh.

I sweat at night. I wake up. I can't fall asleep. Yeah, I don't, I don't. And I don't have him on my brain. Like, I don't have, I never think of him in a bad way. You know, but it's fun to play with it. Sure.

The thing of it. But I really, God bless the kid. And he went through hell and he became famous too young. And all the stuff that he did, it's like, you know, I understand. I bet his dick thinks he got famous just at the right age. Ah, he, I mean, yeah, he's a, he's a powerhouse, dude. Those are the stories. I know.

He tags some of the best and brightest. Perfect penis, I'd say. Not big. Not small. But just nice. Goldilocks. Beautiful. It's an old Goldilocks.

Fucking beautiful. But, uh... I wouldn't be opposed to, uh, having them on the show at all. I don't like to hold... I don't like holding people's careers back. I don't like to have that wielding power of... You know what I mean?

Yeah. Unless it's D.L. Hughley. Yeah. Well, I'm actually late you bring that up. I have to address something with the fans. Um, this D.L. Hewley thing now is once again proven to me. I should not. to learn this. This is the

a grander meaner scale for sure probably than the David Vox Mal and DVM you know what I mean? Where you have like a there's like you have some sort of a relationship. Absurdity baby with the with the audience

do you know what I mean and like in like you we stupidly believe that you can like somehow corral everybody in the name of like hey let's have some fun and be funny. Yeah. And well don't fuck this guy over don't be shitty to him and don't attack him. And then someone does.

Of course. Inevitably, and I swear to you, because I'm so not, like, involved in it, like, social media back and forth that, like, I don't pay attention to it, and I don't overthink it. And then this happens. I'm my beef in this situation with D.L. Hulie. Yeah. inferring that I'm a Nazi, which I think it's just like an ill.

And whether it was, people were like, well, it's the clip. It's not on the actual. someone said me it's on the clip it's not in the actual episode it's like well the clip shows a picture of me when it goes through this thing so the clip goes viral yeah like so you got to like be pay attention to that better if you're going to do that but uh i don't i don't take back or or change any thought i had about de o hulie's thing and the point but like and i'm i figured if the answer i was waiting for to go back on this back and forth in this at all is from d o hulie um and then people who are like you know then there's people who are like uh yeah fuck de o hulie you

you're right, you're like, great. And then people are like, you know, Jay, you are a Nazi, you know, whatever. The people crawled out of the woodwork again. You're a Nazi and whatever. And then there's a bunch of people jump in the comments and go, D.L. Hulie, you N-word this and N-word that and N-Worth. And it's just like, I don't even, let's say one of those 500 people are trying to make the point that I'm making about the whole thing, that you're just like willy-nilly throwing out something.

It's like pretty, like, damning, and you're not being funny. If D.L. Hugh is making jokes and being funny about the thing and calling us, whatever, it is. what it is. We make the jokes ourselves about getting called that on the shows. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. But like, uh, he wasn't making a joke. He was a comedian. So I take issue with the, if it's like, you're a comedian spreading some shit like that. That's pretty fucking retarded. So I don't have anything. I don't know if I owe an apology. I don't think I do for the reaction of the people, but it's just almost just to point out how much that bums me out was like, because now the thing's lost. If I were D.L. Hulie in this, I'd look at all that and be like,

Exactly. Everyone's a bunch of fucking racist pieces of shit. Yeah. And it's like, that's not the message I'm trying to send, man. And it just sucks that the internet gets away from you. And that just blows, man. It sucks. As I said, like, why would deal here?

I don't think you. Why would he even reply? And if he does reply, it's going to be, of course, with like, and look at these comments. And then I go, well, that's internet lunatics, man. I don't co-sign that. I think that's fucking crazy. I said, if one person's trying to make a point, I think $499 are just being able to go, oh we get to be faceless hateful things and no one's there's no there's no there's no there's no recal you know

what do you call that like uh you're not gonna get in trouble for recourse yeah there's no find it there's no re course yeah you're right there's no recourse uh for it at all you know i mean it's like you know an egg or a picture of that's not them or you know a celebrity or something they have four followers and they just go on these things and do this and it's like i think it all gets put in the name of like yeah yeah jay like no not even sort of kind of I don't understand the thing it's like again man if you can make social media

go away and one fell swoop boy would I make it I really it's the negative it's done out outweighing like the good is it's so much whatever it's for promoting shows and stuff is great like the negative of that like it's just something in my mind I'm like you're watching

me to call me like whatever a pseudo F level celebrity who maybe uh through this thing that came at me from a you know an A level celebrity arguably. You're not an F. You're a D. Okay, sure. D. C. Maybe C now. Let's say C now. Let's say C plus. And an A level celebrity. Yeah. Who said something and we there's a chance that like through our back and forth, we'll get to each other maybe or something. Whether it just goes, stays on like back

and forth on social media or something. It's like the involvement of everybody else to jump in and then the whole thing's polluted. And then the point is gone. And then my original point of, You know, like, you can't just say with no joke, like, these are Nazis. And by the way, I keep making it about myself because the thing, because I wasn't even in the controversial part of that roast from what everyone's complaining about. But if I was, I was, I'm just like, neither Shane nor Tony are Nazis either. And, you know, almost what Lewis said in the post, yeah. Well.

But almost what Lewis said in the post where he was like, the word Nazi does mean something. There's like a meaning behind. There's like a thing there. So it's like, you're just saying it wrong. And if he was on, if him and him and. his crew were sitting around laughing telling this story and going like this and he goes, these guys are Nazis.

And he's like making jokes or something. There's like something to, there's no air. He's going like, he wants his audience to think like these are Nazi dudes or connecting me to like maga. Maga. I don't give a shit. I think at this point with my limited information, I think Trump's probably awful with this.

I kind of went from like, I don't really care at all. Country's been the safest has been in fucking ever. The what? has been the safest it's ever been. I saw that thing last night. We said, uh, whites. Jacobs, Jacob's not,

what are you talking about? Blacks have no problems now. He's stop what you're, you know nothing. I was thinking mainly about Browns, but, no Browns, there's only a few browns.

We love Browns. There's only a few left. Yeah, they're all still working in the, they're everywhere. Wait, do you think ICE doesn't count? Huh? Listen, listen, I'm just, I'm just joking. I know.

Fucking, goddamn California liberal over there. California dreaming over here. Yeah, she hasn't looked at a, newspaper of the news and ever. I wish. But what's yeah?

So it's just like you know, yeah I don't know that whole thing. When I read those it's so many I had, I had those two.

I've tried to talk nine times. No, dude, you got to get this out, dude. Go. Sort of. Get it out. I've had this with

the original guy that this Seth Simon guy I guess wrote something about this too, but that doesn't mean anything. But like I've tried with him that other girl and the guy

who had the problem with, like, legions of that girl who, like, flip-flopped, whatever, that Hispanic chick, Luis. Ah, yeah. Yeah, like, she, and I had them right on the cusp of, like, well, I'll come on your podcast. I'll come on your show, and we'll talk about this.

And they were, like, right there, and then fans, and she's like, well, here's what, you know, quote-unquote, your fans are putting up there, and it's just N-word and stuff. And you're like, yo. I'm like, you're not helping. I almost got on the show and was able to make my point here. But it's like, you guys are just going to, like,

I'm bored and waiting for my kids to get home from school. I'm just going to throw the end where this lady just move on my. They don't care. It's like, it's them. It's just kind of like, they're just like, you know, poking a thing and like, you know, running away. But it's like, yeah, I kind of got to deal with it ultimately there because they're making me the representative of you somehow on their minds. And that's not for sure the message I'm sending.

And if you do that, you take away my ability to write these wonderfully, hilariously racist jokes. Like, how can I make them? If you guys are a bunch of racist out there. yelling stuff, or at least giving off that idea that you are, it just was like, I don't know, it's not a good thing. I go to Skankfest every year and I'm on the road every weekend. I don't see a bunch of fucking white supremacists and, you know what I mean?

Yeah. I see a bunch of broke people. I see a bunch of blue collar people. You know what I mean? You see a bunch of people. Yeah, yeah, so it's, I don't know. It's an interesting spot to be in. It's so funny because I'm like, it sucks.

And again, I don't feel I own apology to D.O. Healy at all, because whatever he turned on me from what he said could have been, you know what I mean? But like, Jesus, man, like people. Whatever happened to just observing? Like watching the situation? Everyone's so involved. Yeah.

It's like, who killed JR? It's like, oh, I don't even care anymore because I've been on the internet talking to 70,000 people about theories for the next, whatever. It's like, Jesus Christ, just watch it and enjoy it. Yeah, but you had to do what you did. You should never apply. This guy came at you on his platform,

and it was, especially to you, to lump you in that, the guy who put your photo, I really believe he was talking about Shane and, and I think he was talking about Tony particularly. I think he was talking about Tony and maybe Shane. He was not talking about you. One, nobody knows who you are. True. No, I'm kidding.

But two. But to introduce me is, this is one of the Nazis, Shane, Tony, and that other guy that was up there. But I don't think you ever said your name. He didn't. I think the clip. Tony or Shane's name? I think he put the clip guy found the white guys on the roast and just stuck you in it. Yeah. I really think yours was a mistake. I think if he said if he if he if he saw who you

were, he would have been like who the fuck is that or I don't know him. I don't want to absolve if I was out of it. If I was not in it, I probably wouldn't have I mean obviously wouldn't have dived in as hard on a personal level but like the same thing goes like if he came to me and he was like well I'm sorry you got lumped in with that. I go but Tony's not a Nazi and Shane's not a fucking I mean, it's just, they're crazy sentences. You don't have, you know, the thing is, though, you're defending you being lumped in with that. You don't need to defend. No, no, no, I know.

Tony, first of all, loves it. Of course. Loves it. He's in wrestling. This is great. This is all good for him. Shane could give a fuck. You are not a, you're like, I'm not a fucking Nazi.

And the fact that you made that clip and said what you said, and you were funny about it, you were, your insult was actually funny. Is Django hat? I mean, dude, come on. That's hilarious. And, uh, you guys. came up with another slang. If, uh, just because you take pictures with your hand on your, with your finger on your temple. Doesn't mean you're saying something smart.

You came up with another racist slur, Django hat. Django hat. But so you had to be done, dude. And, and when you did it, it should just, you should never go into the things and see what people are saying. That, that part of it. Well, it was brought to me and it's just kind of like, well, yeah, and I read that right. And I immediately, I, if it makes sense, I already don't love the, tension of like but I thought something to be said about the D.L. Healy thing. So I don't like the tension. Like we've talked about this before like go in the bed at night where it's

like, all right, let's see what tomorrow brings. I laid that out there now. I told my thoughts on it. Let's see how it goes. And I wake up and like, I'm not like, I don't just have like a, yeah, whatever, do it happens. I'm kind of like, let's go. Let's see it's like I believe in what I'm saying here. And I was like, so if D.O. Hewley wants to, and then you see before it even gets it before I even know if it's a D.L. Hewley, it's a million and one just like that. It's like people showing me like, by the way, some people making good backing up my. argument good but it's like almost in the same thing there it's like I don't need you to back my argument I got it I believe in what I'm saying thank you guys people to stop you shouldn't look at

any of that shit it won't have it it'll make it even doing this is going to make a tenfold worse well here's a thing yeah but you if you never look at the comments or what people are saying you never get you put it out there walk the fuck away I remember when when I when I did the regs and I my the electricity went out and I wound up leaving and then they the everybody Danny was like and they started they called me the moose or whatever they're doing all this funny shit Danny called me up he's like Bobby this is bad this is going to be bad for you

I was like Danny I'm never going to read anything about it I'm going to go back to my three friends and we'll think of something funny to do I had to leave to go for I was worried about my family I'm not letting dumb Lewis bullying me into doing a fucking podcast when my wife is fucking scared

somewhere go fuck yourself and even if it does blow back of me what is going to be for two days a week a month who gives a fuck it all goes away somebody else something else is going to come in and then I'm going to remember this

oh no no without a doubt I'm just saying more for like the idea of like the bummer of like where I thought that could go is to have whether it be like the two of us either making points back and forth maybe the two of us jawing back and forth on each other that's never going to go to me like on

like a heavy racism fucking thing you know what I mean so it's like it's like it's like it's almost like I forget. I'm like, oh, yeah, dude, people just, they go, black guy versus white guy. And then they said, oh, there's going to be a bunch of black people saying,

like, here they go, these Nazi motherfuckers supporting their Nazi guy. And you're like, ah, this whole thing fell apart. Like, I just wanted to say, don't call me a Nazi unless you're making a joke, dick face. Yeah, but you did it in a funny way. Of course. And whatever.

It's not about what I said, you're right, it moves on immediately, but I'm just saying it never. It's never going to go. So is the point should I never, so don't waste your time, responding to anything like that? On my forums, because you're like, well, then it's going to become a thing that I don't want it to become. No, you should.

And I got to eat shit. You should always respond on your forums. You shouldn't look at the accolades or the bullshit. That's not for you. That's for those people. What other people think, if you're right or you're wrong, that's not for you. People disagreeing with me bothers me way less than people trying to say somehow in the name of me, which I don't know if that's what they're doing, but I'm like, if it's being presented in the name of me that they're just coming in and just being like, I'm going to say the N-word six times. I was like, stop, it's not what I'm doing.

Yeah, but that's not what you're doing. You're not responsible for that. And you never came at you. You have fans. I'm not responsible for the internet, you fucking weirdo. You're not responsible for... But where do you draw the line on, like, the responsible... You can't.

You're saying, yelling fire in the... It's not a fake claim, but I'm saying, like, where you... You know, it's the argument about Trump. Like, hey, why don't you guys head over there and tell them how you feel over at the Capitol building. You know, I mean, like, it's the thing. It's like, I'm not trying to send some army of, like, a racist out to... in the N-word of D.L. Hewley, but it's like, if that's what that's inciting, that sucks.

How do you do that? Yeah, but you don't have control over that. You can't control when you put something out there. It has nothing to do with you. But then I have the point. But then my point's lost. Your point? No, your point wasn't lost, because if he's intelligent, as he says he is, when he puts his

fingers. Yeah, when he's wearing a hat and putting his fingers to his chin. He does, he does think like Malcolm Axel. He's going to hear what you said and go, you know what? He made a point. And he's not going to, he's not going to listen to the, the people that look at the comments and listen to those people to make their argument from that. They're unintelligent people and they're just trying to take that to say, see, he is that. Those are fucking stupid people.

It's the feeling I had when I remember when it was like, they go, Aziz Ansari has sexual harassment lawsuit against them. And you go, nice. Here we go. The fall of something I never quite got to watch rise and I'm not really attached to emotionally. And here comes that fall. Oh, we're going to have so much to talk about making fun of Little Indian Aziz and his sexual harassment charges. And then you have to read the article and go, well, this lady's a dumb, crazy bitch. And now I have to go defend Aziz? He's doing fine. He doesn't need me to defend them.

But I came in so excitedly hot that he was going to be a creep and he turned that he's just fine. Yeah, and he never fell either. He never fell. Wake up, thank God. Because nothing, he didn't do anything. No, dude, that whole thing, you have to be able to do that. That's what you do. You have to be able to stick up for yourself.

Because there's a lot of people being called Nazis that aren't Nazis. They have nothing to do with that. And here's a guy, a public figure that's being lumped in with a terrible thing. Calling somebody a Nazi is a terrible thing to do if you know anything about what they did. And to throw a comedian, a fellow comedian under the bus like that is stupid. And he should be checked on that. And I guarantee you if somebody did show him this, if he has any funny in him at all, he did go, Yeah, I shouldn't have done that.

I shouldn't have said that about that guy. I shouldn't have said that about these guys. Or let the clip go out that appears, it's what you're saying, because it's his clip. It's like from his thing. It's not somebody else editing over his thing. What do you mean? The clip, I said in the actual podcast,

that picture the way they drop like that, apparently doesn't happen. Someone said to me, but on the clip it does. Yeah. So that's the thing I saw anyway. And by the way, it's not a misunderstanding. But I mean, like, I guess it is to some degree. But I mean, like, it's just, like you said,

no, you should be able to have like the back and forth thing. And if you hear it even gets this. Again, it's the, why I say it's the Aziz things. I'm still like, it's not even the word Nazi doesn't bother me one iota. It's what the people. It's the ones that that word brings those people out. It's exactly. So it's like you're calling me this.

My point is just being like, you're talking about the roast. Even if you're shitting on people that you didn't think were good, you're not being funny while you're doing it. You're giving here, like you're giving like some earnest opinions. And one of those earnest opinions without having a thing is like everyone's MAGA. and Nazi, whatever, and then you show a picture of me. It's just like, that's irresponsible as shit, dude. So, fuck you for fucking doing that thing. But now, at the same time, it's like, everyone's like,

you, N-WR-D-N-Wood did, N-WR's that. You're like, God damn it. No. Hey, D.L. Huey, that's not what I'm doing. I'm trying to tell you that you're a fucking jerk-off for other reasons. Be funny, fuck-face is my point more. Be funny and stop pontificating and telling me what's too serious or not okay to say. I think the only thing to do right now is this skankfest has become full.

blown Nazi. Get a nice swastika on your chest and fucking dive in, head first. Fucking dripped out in Hugo Boss. Yeah, get some thin leather suspenders and some work boots. I mean, you already have the clothes. My legs are, my legs aren't slim enough for a good

old-fashioned, what is that called? Not the duck walk. Is that what it's called? Yeah. The duck walk. Yeah, it's a duck walk. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's annoying. Well, dude, when you put something out there, you're, you know, you shouldn't you shouldn't you put it out there to him i don't know if my point ever trickles to him at this point i think his point i think he saw it i think he saw it and if he's reading the comments that's just ridiculous because they're going back and forth and this is what people this is what people

do they they they don't if you made a polite comment like hey i don't like being called a nazi i really don't appreciate that's not going to get viral that's just going to go away the fact that you did it in a funny way and then those people got in the comments and started to fighting and saying all that's how that shit that's how people blow up we know it's very funny and christina's had a thing up here for a second i'd like to actually see because i saw a different one and i think this is interesting and you know i tell you shere underwood was the jokes where i was like for someone the only person that i made jokes about that i didn't know really right never met before and was like i hope she doesn't get upset with these because like i don't know i don't

have anything about the husband or not like that but i'm like you know i don't know if she's like if she's going to be like that's enough black jokes mother You know what I mean? But I didn't really have much else. Yeah. And then she was so nice where I met her beforehand and stuff. And continued to be afterwards. Shout out Foxhole.

Shout out Foxhole in our messages. But she's been such a good, and Tiffany Haddish too, such good, like, representatives of, like, the night. Because they're funny. And saying they're funny like that. This is boring me up because she was nice to me that week the few times I saw her. I don't have a lot of interaction with her. What Chelsea Handler's doing is bad. I think it's as bad for, it's a bad.

had comedy thing that she's doing what she's doing she's going around to multiple shows and saying like flat out she's like i didn't think the jokes were funny i didn't like any of the jokes well she's on film laughing at him i know but she's like but then she's going like i do you know but if kevin had a good night it was about kevin having a fun night i think he had a good time but like i didn't and i think says like that Shane and i think she's like co-signs very much that they're racist and whatever and like come on man like that's like especially to see the thing it's like you know what racist don't do sit in the back of a room before something like that and go like man i hope you just laugh at this and don't get upset.

You know what I mean? Like, we're all worrying about this thing. We don't, racist, don't do hug black people on TV in front of 13.5 million people. What do you say? Don't what? Hug black people. They don't celebrate one black guy and go, I love you, man. They don't do that.

No. Yeah, dude, it's, you're sitting up. The racist don't go on panels unless it's on Jerry Springer. Yeah, why would I go? Wouldn't I hate Kevin? Yes. And all of his faulty, six, I'm going to say all a bunch of racist things now. All of his industry plant.

black bullshit no exactly the point like why would you interact in this thing at all if I was like full of hate for these people it doesn't make any sense so none of the people up there are

and he doesn't know where you come from he doesn't know that you are a you know black people rule yeah you should mail them that shirt by the way black people rule oh my god you should get him here's on my merch hey DL before you call me a racist

or a Nazi again here's some of my merch dog did you not see the shirt you show me the Nazi oh Nazi the shirt that was good Oh, you didn't even mean to do that. Oh, all right, Jacob.

Did you not see the shirt? It looks like his Twitter is deactivated. Huh? Look what you did do him. Look what you did. Was that stuff I saw on Twitter, I guess? It was kind of Lewis telling me about it. You shut about it.

You know what's funny? Lewis is the one who sent me the thing to say that, like, D.L. Healy basically called you a Nazi. And I was like, really? And then today he sort of going like, he's the one who's, do you see the comments? I go, but you're going to have stopped telling me because I'm getting emotional about things that I probably would have never seen. I saw a brief thing of D. talking about the roast. Maybe I even heard because I had it playing

when I was in the bathroom or something or taking a shower and didn't even see those clips. Never assumed it was talking about me and probably moved on from it. So Lewis reminds me and then I get all worked up. I'm like, wait, what?

They said it was a Nazi racist. I could have just went my whole life not knowing that. Well, Lewis lives in it. Lewis loves it. That's how. He does love it. Lewis will go and actually hear fans comments about his performances on show

and adjust and had tried to, like he's been on the regs going, dude, the fans don't like when we do that. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, they're here. They like something. How many fans? Is it 20,000 people?

No, it's fucking four people. So we adjust everything for four fucking, go, fuck yourself. Well, it depends the thing. Lewis will go, if it's something that's like negative where you're like, hey, I don't want to do this thing anymore because people be negative. He always goes, dude, that's like five people out of like, you know, hundreds of thousands. That's five people. You're going to be worried about five people.

I remember if people ask to take things out of shows, like Justin Silver would be like, hey, make you take that out of, you guys were going. And then, you know, people are, like, messaging my mom and stuff. That was me. And then, Louis, I was like, dude, if you take it down, it's like, you're just feeding the fire. And it's like, you got to just go with it. It's like, take that down immediately. Yeah.

It's so weird. It's crazy. Yeah, dude, I think that what you did was amazing. I thought it was good. It was hilarious. It was funny. And the roast was amazing. And if people, all the, but people are using this roast to platform themselves.

They're all cloud chasing. Everybody's cloud chasing. When a roast happens, it happened last year too. Anytime this type of event happens, everybody's waiting to either rip it apart or see how great it was, or rip apart the people that said it was bad. It's just what you, that's what the internet lives off of. It's divisive horseshit when people fight. It's opinions going after opinions.

And that's what it, that's what the rhythm, the algorithm thrives on. And people love to get into because it's addictive. to hear something to say this and that's funny. Oh my God, that's vicious. It's all bullshit. You can't look at any of it. If you're going to be, if you're going to do what you do, or we do what we do, you have to put it out there

and then walk the fuck away and let them do what they want with it. It has nothing to do. As long as your intentions are right, which they were, fuck it. A million articles and whatever can come out. To me, I said whatever hit me was D.L. Julius, and also said because weeks before, when Lewis said he just bumped in him at a restaurant

and told him the thing. And he goes, and it could have just been yes and. but he was like, yeah, I do a podcast with Big J. El Huie said he said. He said, he said, it was like, oh, yeah, Big J, I know Big Jay. We've never met, so he doesn't know me. But if he knows of me even, I was like, oh, neat. I'm like, DiL. Hewie knows who I.

Do you know what I'm saying? So it's like, it hit me on a thing. It's like, so I get that feeling it's sick. It's the hands shake out. I'm like, oh, maybe I'll meet D.L. He already knows who I am. That's kind of a cool thing. And then he's like, these guys are Nazis.

I guess you, D.L. Huey, a piece of shit with your dumb fucking hat. I guarantee it wasn't talking about you. I guarantee it. Sure. And I guarantee he would come in here and have a conversation with you. But it's going to be serious. I did call me F word. But that was my point-making thing.

That was my point-making. I chose not to go inward on it, unlike everybody else on the Internet. Now, a lot of people on the Internet must say most of them didn't make that decision, but I did. Yeah. I chose to not make my point with that. Good for you, buddy. Thank you. That's progress.

That is progress. It is progress. Progress. Remember why I didn't say anything racist to the bus driver? That was right. Remember you saved my life yesterday? I was going to hit by her car. Unbelievable.

Saved a lot of ethnics. I consider Bobby an ethnic. He's a dumb Mick. I am. You crazy dumb Mick. Do you have the Chelsea stuff? You've got to see this. It's pretty wild.

I do, but I was going to show. It's four minutes long. So I'm just not sure. Let me get a shorter one. She did it on several shows. Yeah, but this is what like, she has to do this. Who's the other one that has to do?

The one that held the Trump head up. What's her name? Kathy Griffin. She has to do this. This is what they have to do. Her fan base, this is what they want. And when you get,

I always said, you need a people in a catchphrase and you're fucking famous. These people, they have a people. They have to appease their people. If they go against their people at all, they're fucked.

They're going to lose their fan base. They have to, to, she, Kathy Griffin has to fucking do this bullshit because that's her thing. She used to be fun, stupid, make fun of people almost like Joan Rivers, that was awesome and now she's this thing.

She represents, I hate Trump and fucking mega and all that. It's like you're losing so many people that probably love you as a comedian. She also looks like fucking weapons, so that's a lot of the problems. Is that the movie with Nick Cage? No, no, no.

No, it's the, should Bobby weapons, please? I know. Could you have Bobby weapons would... Side by side would be nice. You can give a side-by-side of Kathy Griffin and weapons just kills Christine because she loves Kathy Griffin. I know. But she also knows she looks just like weapons.

I don't hate Kathy Griffin. I mean, all my friends do. She's made me laugh. But it's like when you... She was younger. She just gave me some of her specials. I do. When she starts, it's like, can you just fucking do comedy and stuff?

I don't know why we're getting into the shit where we have to say something. Age, because simply, me being 48, I do now just circumstantially know more about political stuff than I've ever known before, and I still know very, very little. But I mean, I'm just,

it's in the atmosphere, so I know the thing, you know. But you're still funny about it. It's still a job. I'm funny about it. I also just tend to not talk about it at all. I'm just like, that's not my job, not this stuff. And I don't know anything about it.

Unless I have a nonsensical, I said, my political jokes end in just like, you know, dick and balls and whatever. They're not about anything. It's Dionne Pulse podcast. Yeah, she did more than this. I know she's...

What's she saying? Lynch? Yeah, lynching is not as... Is that what she's saying? I mean, it is worse than rape. I guess it's killing someone. Yeah. Depends on who you get raped by.

But the... If I got raped by Zach Amico, that's... I'd rather be lynched. For sure. Yeah. I don't want to have to smell all that. Yeah, it's a lot.

It's like getting raped by 17 hoagies. I love the word hoagie. It's such a good word for that too. Oh, man, he's sweating on the outside and inside. Yeah. Yeah. She's got to say this shit, though. She's got to, she has, because that's her thing.

But again, I also agree, it's like the argument, again, like a comedian making the argument. They're going lynching is worse than rape. It's like, as an act, as a word. I don't know what I mean you can make an argument I guess either direction on that depending on who you are I go however saying someone's so tiny that to lynch him from a tree there's just no like this isn't being set around a clue clucks clan campfire it's like that's a funny joke because lynchings existed and it sucked and it's something that we're laughing about now on a thing because by the way how funny is it they have to lynch kevin heart the richest guy in

the room who's killing it who put the whole thing together just like it's dumb to get how funny is it that Keith would say that joke to Kevin and we'd all laugh at it. Right. But it's like, okay, you can say it. I can't say it. It doesn't make any sense. In the environment of a roast and they said they had this somebody going, Roast used to be about, you know, having fun and lighthearted and with friends.

It's like, no, it wasn't. 100% wasn't. They were racist. Sorry. Don Rickles was completely racist back in the day. Sure. I mean, everything he said was. racist and it was funny

and he did the jokes the jokes and they're all fucking jokes and John Rivers the same thing here's the only argument I can understand making and not that I understand why doing it I talked about this with Ari actually because he was saying I was wrong as I wasn't saying he shouldn't have done it I'm just saying I get an argument by saying

like he said you were wrong for saying that no he said what I'm saying here is wrong because I told him I go I hear an argument for saying why is Tony there not because of his fame or talent or Billy. He's there because he's a great roaster and that's why they put him in there.

I understand making an argument because how about not Tony and have Keith do something up there? That would take too long. Or have or have one of his other writers spank that are on the road with him all the time and people and then the rock makes sense and friends that are celebrities and stuff.

Tony kind of doesn't make sense in that regard overall. He got the job because he's phenomenal at what he does when he does it. He's a great at it. So I'm saying like for Tony to go up there. Yeah, yeah. He does say that about himself.

But he's great. He's great at roasting. He also killed the year before, too. He came out of the crowd and murdered. No, I'm saying getting it. Like, he doesn't not, Tony deserves to do it. I understand an argument that go,

Rosts are supposed to be people who know, and I'd argue, yeah, Tony probably doesn't know Kevin at all at all. They probably met at this thing. That falls on Little Kev, by the way. Of course. Little Kev is the one saying yes or no to these people. Of course, yeah. So that falls on Little Kev who could have

said, I want this guy instead. Yes. He was like, I want to have the best roast possible. Of course. So I want the best roasters. Vicious. Vicious, mean. And then I want the rock.

I want my guy from Plastic Cup Boys. I want Big J. I don't give a fuck. Big J's there because he's one of my friends. He said to me to it when I saw him at the comedy story that when I first got there. He was like, you're bringing it, man? You've got to go hard, man. And he was hyping that up.

And I'm like, sure. And then it was funny at the grand scheme when I did the roast. I was like, I actually didn't go that. that hard. Like in this, you know, things like say that were like scrutinized. Like I thought I was that, I guess. I wasn't really that hard. You did a perfect roast.

You did, look, if we were going to break it down, you did the roast the way I like the roast, where it isn't as, I like a couple things that are vicious. But I like what you did. It's, it's, I didn't have to, I didn't have to feel any way about it. All they did was laugh. There's some of the jokes you're like, oh, shit. Well, all right. You know what I mean?

Which is funny. But I'm saying the, it doesn't make the much fun. funny jokes. I like that row. I like that style of rules. What's that? You never brought up weapons? Oh my God. Kathy Griffin and weapons? Yeah, dude. What's up with her? I didn't mean to stop. Well, I'll tell you what's up with her. At 218, she makes sure that all of your children go running out of your house with their arms all flapped out to the

side. And then I'd be honest with you, I only watched it once because I'm sick of trying to buy the hype of these horror movies that everyone says, it's maybe one of the greatest movies of all time. I go, it's good. Yeah. It's a good movie. I don't have to rewatch weapons six times to get every nuance of it. I don't. I got it. Right. It's good. I've never seen it.

It's good. It's not great. It's not the greatest movie of all the time. No. But it's really good. And it makes me, I'll see that guy. Didn't Nicholas Cage play something like that too? Nicholas played a serial killer that looked exactly like that.

No, you're in long legs. Long legs. Didn't you look like that? Oh, sure. No, but yes. Okay. He looked freaky and weird. Again, you got to give credit when credit is due.

We were A couple years ago We were walking out Whenever this came out We were walking out of a concert And Josh Was it Rob Zombie concert? I thought it was Rob Zobby

I think it was Rob Zobby He goes and he goes Man everybody's audience looks like long legs And I was like he's not wrong Everyone looks like long legs When you go to see a band It's been around for 30 years The audience

A metal band The audience is going to look a lot like long legs It's all long legs But yeah And weapons is It's the same company but different. You got Chelsea Paredi? Chelsea Handler.

Yes, this is, I just found. Where is Chelsea Paredi, by the way? Married to Jordan Peele. Oh, God, if I married him, I'd be out of the business, too. Why wouldn't you? Yeah. Hopefully just chilling. You know how fat I would be?

A lot of internet fodder you can watch about. You guys get into that rabbit hole ever about why Key and Peele aren't like really even like LinkedIn anymore and stuff. And it's the wives. It's all stuff with the wives. It's always the women. And they, and one of the things, it's funny, I don't know if they even acknowledge Chelsea so much as like a comedian or something she was,

but like, they're like, yeah, his wife's like a problem. They talk about her being a really, like, she's one of those like, you'll deal with me before you deal with him, maybe. But again, it's just other people accusing her of that, who knows, but they're like, that's fun little rabbit hole again. You believe she, her in Norton dated for a minute? Fucking, well, it's not insane.

It's more crazy to me that she's married to a famous director. Fucking Norton? No, it doesn't surprise. What's worse? Living on top of Hollywood Hill with one of the biggest directors, producers, and entertainment right now? Yeah, I didn't see that coming. I want women to get more opportunities in Hollywood

so that maybe I could fuck one of them and they want to marry me so I could live in a nice house and just call it quits. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, she got a new program coming out. She's funny. Chelsea? Yeah.

All right, Bobby. She's all right. That was smart. No, she's funny. I don't know we're staying up at all, honestly. Honestly, my passing of time with her, she was Jessica Delphino's friend who was Metzger's girlfriend. We first moved to New York.

Her and Chelsea became friends. So she was around a little bit with Jessica. And then I heard she was Norton's girlfriend for a minute. And then next thing I know, I didn't see her at all ever. And then next thing I knew, she was on Brooklyn 911. She was on a TV show. And, like, I was like, oh. I think you were both in the Louis podcast.

I think she's, I think that's the pilot episode. Yes, she's in Louis. She was in Louis, yeah. Yeah, he shot that on 8mm black and white. No, yeah, she was definitely in Louis. So, yeah, we came. I'm saying my point was, but by the time she did Louis, she had something else that already happened that she was.

I think it was Brooklyn 911 maybe. No, I was actually from the pilot called the, what the fuck was it called? Bronx Warrants, me, Godfrey and two other actors. And it was very similar to Brooklyn 911 type thing for the same. I think it was Fox. And she got that, that was after that, that was after Louis. And then they actually picked that up instead of us, which sucks. Also, maybe that was, yeah, maybe the thing was, but either way, my point was like,

I never really saw her, we weren't like ever in the clubs grinding out together. I saw, I would hang out with Norton and she would be on the show. She was funny. Yeah, she was very alternative type of thing. She got something because, I mean, she got a career. I mean, she jumped. She was like one of the working club comics when I got here in 2008. Yeah, so I think we just missed each other.

Yeah. It's not a, but she's like... She's in L.A. Like, she went to, she went to the virus fest with Norton. She was hanging out with us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she was cool with all that. That's probably what it was.

She probably went L.A. I love that nose. I love that nose. I love that nose on her girl. A beak? I love a... I love a chick that will hit you with her nose. I don't know why.

She might be of a slice into your fooper with her nose when she's blowing you? I love a big fat nose. Sorry, Jordan Pugh. I don't mean to say that about you. All right, let's watch this Chelsea thing. I found them making fun of her. Cheryl Underwood's like, you know, she's fine with that. Oh, pause it.

Now you see what bums me out? All I did was Jokes By her skin color. And Dionne Cole was so nice to me instead he wanted me to do his podcast that we're leaving. So it's like, that makes me feel when I read that. I go, damn, Dio. It's like, or, uh, I'm forgetting his name, Dion Cole. Like, really? The Cheryl Underwood is so black.

Yeah, but you should do his podcast and be like, bro. Oh, I would. I'm not arguing that. These guys are just going along with, like when Josh did had Kathy Griffin on. He's just sitting there letting her go on about it And he doesn't believe anything she's saying I just it's almost just the point of like The argument about her skin color like

Yeah you're talking about the actual shade Like if Michael Rapaport was on a roast with me My jokes would be about like how ghostly white his skin is For what like a rap hip hop adjacent guy Do you know what I'm saying? It's like I'd be pointing out his skin tone Cheryl Underwood is an extraordinarily dark skin black woman Yeah I don't know why that's an insult or everything like that

It's just a fact to point out to, like, make jokes about. And obviously, with embellishing how black she is to make the joke, the roadrunner wouldn't run through her if she was standing against a brick wall. Do I have to say that to the world? Do you guys know that she's actually not that black as a painted tunnel on a wall? It's just a funny thing to say. Absurdity is my favorite style of comedy. So that bombs me out, he'd be going to go and goes, her skin color, goes, I don't,

she's a she's a long time veteran I don't I've never met her but you understand that we have everybody has to do these fucking podcasts now back in the day we just did comedy and you live with it

and then we're talking about and no now that everybody has a podcast he's got her on which is a big get for him and then he's got to kind of go along with that shit he doesn't believe that if you talk to him he'd be like nah dude that was a funny joke that was funny

he would he when you said that joke I bet if you cut to him and her they were both laughing 100% but after the fact they got to pick a side to go down. They got to pick the side. Weird. Yeah, it's weird.

I said that on this show yesterday when I was like, somebody asked me about the feelings during, you know, backstage and stuff, and when you were up there, the feelings of did you feel people getting angry or upset at each other or watching this? And I was like, no, it was the opposite.

It was that feeling like when we went up there, it's like, hey, we're all the players in this show. It's like a cast of like a play almost. It goes, all right, we wanted all to go good. I wasn't like when somebody was having, a rough, like, Draymond Green when they were, like, turning on him. I wasn't like, this is great.

I was like, ah, damn, dude, I was hoping he did good. And then I'd be like, if he did good, and he's not even a comic, I'll go, I'll go up behind him and then I'll fucking slay it because he's did good. Were you laughing at Chelsea Handler's jokes? I don't, that she did go before me, and I'm telling you those first, even Naim, I felt big as Naim, I've heard his stuff back,

such really funny stuff. Yeah. That's when I was like, those two, like the first two, and I was just, my brain was just like, maybe someone will call an Obama threat and this whole thing that can stop. Maybe I can just get out of here and this whole thing can stop and go,

is it going to be weird if I leave to smoke? All those things were going through my mind that had nothing to do with Chelsea. After you killed, you just crossed your legs and looked at the rock like a peasant. But Chelsea, I saw her at that party and everything and she was like, hey, again, maybe she came in and was like,

again, I don't even think on this, maybe she is, but I don't know if she's, She's even coming at me at all particularly. She keeps saying Shane and Tony when she says. She doesn't like Tony Hansley. That's it. Before this, it's a weird thing. She says, I had some of Shane's ex-girlfriends DMing me about him, which is like a weird

thing to say. When did that? She says it, it's back a little bit. Yeah. I saw that. Please. Let me get to it. If you wouldn't mind.

Which is shitty, by the way. That's real shitty. What is happening here? Because you have two choices. You can be funny and joke around and have a good time, make people laugh. Or you can be serious. and bring up fucking, like, viral horse shit that people are gonna be, oh my God,

it's all cloud chasing. Can you sit on a couch and be funny with Deon Cole about the roast? Or are you gonna sit there and pontificate and have some type of philosophy conversation? Philosophy. Yeah. I like that better.

I know you do. Philosophy, science. That's why I don't come over your house as much because that's all you like to do. Philosophies? Philosophies. Oh, you damn, right. Everything.

Listen to that, D.O. Healy. You catch me on ring camera. You could probably find a couple of things of me talking to Bobby with my hand on my temple. Bobby, let me tell you about how the world works out there. Now, young brother, let me talk to you for a second. Weird. But it's funny because this stuff is so dramatic and so crazy

for a week and a half. And then it's never heard of again. No one ever even thinks about this shit. Oh, this will be a blip. It's none of it's anything. For sure. They consume this shit. They get all jilted up.

And then they're on to something else. Something else is going to happen next week, and it's just going to be that. I've gotten very good, and I mean it's so genuine. I don't look at the comments on bonfire stuff anymore. My own videos that get put out. I don't look at the comments on anything. It's just the fact that true, to me, it's like a comic making a video, and again, no funny in it at all. Just like not even a, if it was a political commentator, if Nick Fuentes or some lunatic like that came out and was like,

I have a problem or something with Jason. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, that falls on, it said, the guy who got, the guy who tried to get, or did everything you could to get chain fired from S&L, put something up already about that.

I think calls for my hanging, which is pretty ironic. For your lynching. I think so, yeah. It's a big tree. Yeah, yeah. I hope it's got a thick trunk. Yeah, that's got to be a fucking tour

of your oak. Those people came up, those people don't, it doesn't even shake me for two. I can go to bed easy on that. It's that a comedian who I don't know who I would just have like complete professional.

professional respect for, it just decided to make my name like, now this guy, you guys should not like him because he's a fucking not. It's like, that's a weird thing. Again, if it was anything that was funny, even with the word Nazi, have it, man, but it's like just going like, he is a Nazi. It's not a joke? This is the problem. Social media is the problem because you're supposed to watch this and then be in your

living room and tell your wife whether you liked it or not. And that's it. That's as far as it should go. Unless you're a letter writer. you know what I mean that's going to go nowhere and now with social media it's just instant fame for nobody's that can say something fucked up or have

and get people riled up social media shouldn't I I live for the day that I don't have to use it that I don't have to even like have it like who just Joe just deleted all his social media

I think Joe List he did like he doesn't go to it or he just has a guy fully run he doesn't touch it at all it's off his phone So someone else has his stuff puts his stuff up and he doesn't go to it I don't hate that at all I think I sort of do that

What's that? I thought you like being an influence Well that's why Jay's gonna hate my new serious Tech show I'm bringing it back It's called Serious Tech Well no I look I don't mind Bobby Bobby Kelly is serious about tech But it's spelled S-I-U-S I don't

I'm very different than Jay I like watching I don't mind when a guy gets emotional Or says something serious I don't like just comic When a comic says something, you know, like I liked when Theo Vaughn was like, I'm getting all fucked up. I don't know. I kind of liked that he opened up about it.

I don't mind that stuff. I get the style of stuff he likes is fine. I like watching all kinds of different things on it. You know, I don't mind somebody who's, I watch dudes that work out because I like to work out. I get it. You know what I mean? But I'm not going to watch Lewis just shadow box. I get that that's a little weird.

You know what I mean? You tried, though. God bless you. You tried. Yeah. But I think everybody does. social media differently, I just don't think if you're going to put something out there, I can't put something out there and worry about if Jay is going to make fun of me in a green

room. Of course. I know he could, he could not, but I can't adjust my thing to him or anybody else. If you're going to do something, fucking do it and put it out there and that's it. Forget about it. And forget about it. Who gives a shit? Let's put a little Chelsea back on. I want to hear this stuff. It's crazy. Why is she doing this? This is what she does, Jay. I thought maybe I had her all wrong. I bet she likes you, dude. Maybe, but it's just, even if it's like,

I just think, it doesn't make me, I don't have to hate her because she says this stuff. It's more of an idea. It's like, man, you really like, I don't know. I mean, listen, you can not like Shane and not like Tony. There's plenty of people in the world who feel that way. It's the idea, it's like, because you're saying it's, I don't like them because they're racist or whatever.

Like, come on. Well, because you know Shane and Tony. She has no idea who they are. I know Shane. I know people, look it. I have, I've never had a group of people that I just, that was my group of, that was, even in high school, I hung out with the nerds, I hung out with the jocks, I hung out with the, you know, the punks, I hung out with the project rats.

I never had a group of people that was my group that I fell into. And I, in comedy the same thing, I hung out, Patrice was one of my best friends. I hung up with Gary Guman. They didn't get along. I hung, I hang out with you. I hang out with Lewis. I hang out with Tom Papa. You know, Colin is one of my best friends.

I talk to him every day. None of us get along with each other. Well, it's like, you know, I love Yamanika. I love her. Sure. But she doesn't like other friends of mine. But I don't care. You don't have to like all my friends to be my friend.

No, of course not. But, you know, I'm not going to let you trash him. Yamanika was my solace at that party. Yeah, she's a nice. So her smoking in the corner, and I go, perfect. Yeah, her and Dane. I went over. I made my Mazda Miata line, and then we just sat there for 45.

Tell Yamanika to tell Chelsea or not Nazi? No, I know. I was like, one, she's not calling me anything at all, but even like the idea of like, the fact that she's just going negative about it when it was like, what was her negative experience? Nobody went like particularly like, scorched earth on her.

Well, what is she going to talk about it? She kept saying all week that she was going, every time I saw her, she'd go, it's like, oh, I'm getting all ready for everybody to call me whore and say what a whore I am and stuff like that. And I was like, oh, thank God. Yeah. Thank God.

Well, what is she going to say on this podcast after the roast? She has to have a take. These people literally... I think it's what I said it shows that we were not a team up there working towards one thing. Some people took away from this. Their own, like, took away their own full agenda. Jay's little gay dream of being part of a team.

I just thought, I thought the people that were up to one, singular sensation. Guys, Chelsea, get up here. Come on, Osher's about to swirl it. Tony, get over here. Sit. Your ass next to Cheryl Underwood and tell some black jokes. Our guests, friend of the show. returning everybody. She has a new naughty America Memorial Day scene with a very special script because

it was written for her as a very patriotic Miss America in these sometimes unpatriotic times. It is the lovely and vivacious. You like that, Jacob. Rochelle Ryan here in the house. That was very clever. Very clever. It was clever. Chelsea Hanler would have liked that. Yeah, she would just love me. Oh, she might love you. No, she definitely will. She definitely won't She's Miss America I have Miss America

Yeah By the way You crushed Oh thank you You were so good Little racist, little Nazi A little bit No

No that's what our first half of our show today Was talking about that The accusations of Nazi and racism From a roast When everybody was working together We all the Could you imagine If I was raised

And then just like never stopped Staring at Charlender With the whole time You get seized Stabbing daggers But the funny thing is Is that you guys have conversations before that roast of like topics, I'm sure that you can't touch on.

Sure, yeah. Like, just like the Tom Brady roast. He said, like, his kids were off limits and I think somebody maybe went there. No, wasn't the kids. It was Jeff Ross. I think it was said not to talk about Bob Crafts. Oh, yes, yes. Getting the hookers.

Yes, that's right. And he made a joke and then Tom Brady woke up in a lot of thing. He goes, what, yes? Wasn't hookers. Massage parlor, fingers in the bum. Oh, well, same thing. No, they were paid for sex work. No.

They were paid for off-cats. He went in for a regular massage and you can't help where it goes? You can't help it? No, you can't. She was like, you lie? I don't know, I guess. I don't know if this is what you do. I understand it's her fault because she couldn't speak English enough to understand his confusion by the whole thing.

You got to act confused when it happens. They deserve it. Yeah. All women are not victims. I don't even know what the point was about that when we started. I was going to make, where are we going with this? I guess all women deserve it? You were so great, though.

He's literally filming at sending it to Laney. I'm like, look at our boy go. Oh, hell yeah. Is there anything you can tell us? About what? What would you want to, like, behind the scenes? Yeah, I'm in love with Tony Hinchcliff, by the way. Shout out Tony.

She would definitely not like her. Yeah, Chelsea's probably not going to be able to. Oh, I love Tony. He's great. He's hot. I want to bang him. Do you, really? Yeah, he looks a little short, though.

He's very short. Oh, he is. Hang on one second now. Let's settle down with the short. Jacob, relax. You too, well. Relax. Listen.

I'm not with you. I'm not with you. He is short, but... What is short to you? Anything under six foot? No, I'm just kidding. No, that's real. I like the six foot and above club.

I have a tall guy fetish. That's okay, though, but before you... Bobby, I think we have a tape measure here, don't we? Why don't we measure the crew of the season? No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't you want to find those getting laid after the show? I don't have my high-heel sneakers today. Dude, we only have the room for a half hour after the show.

We have to vary who's going to be allowed to come or not. It's you. DJ Lou is over six foot tall. Are you six? Sure am. What are you? Six one with shoes. Ooh, look at that.

Boom. I'm six feet with my new sneakers, my high-heel sneakers. Now, would you mind, was there any way that we can convince you to have sex with Jacob and Bobby and Black Lou standing on each other's shoulders under a trench coat? Oh, my. And I know it's three penises coming at you, but. Just handle the one in the middle. Yeah, there we go.

That's a whole lot coming at me. No worry, we'll put Lou in the middle. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So it makes its way out of the trench coat. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Everybody else is going to be stuck inside the trench coat. Good God.

What's the Memorial Day scene? It's a very special scene. Yeah, so Nadi America is now allowing fans to write and direct their own types of scripts, which I think is great now with the whole Onlyfans burst. Oh, they get to come in and watch the scene get filmed? No, no, no, no, no, not like that. even though that kind of would be a little cool. But now they, you know, get to write it up, direct it,

cast whoever they want, you know, put in all the details and, you know, as long as it works for the talent and the setup. And, yeah, I got to do a very patriot, like. I'm a big, I like the setup, I like the story, I like the buildup. Oh, really? A lot of guys hate that. I love it. I want.

Well, people that were born, guys. Well, I'm from back in the same. the day, I'm 55, so, you know, I came up on Lady Chattali, and it was a buildup, and then even the porn had, you know, they tried to make a movie. It was like they were trying to have, you know, the... She's like, Boogie Nights, the excitement of like, we're using film. Yeah. No one cares. Nobody just... Guys are always like, I scroll through all that. I'm like, well, it's kind of fun. We put a lot of effort into it, like the setup and everything. I love that. I love the decorations.

The dialogue back and forth. I hate when the... Do you think anybody watches... You think anybody watches the pirates movies were the first, like, porn movies that had, like, the thing where everyone was in them. Oh, so great. Do you think anybody goes back to them and they go, it's like, I'm gonna watch it goes, I actually forget what the ending was. Yeah.

Where they go, it's like, oh, that was dead the whole time. Okay, I usually cut this off after the third or first spurt. If I see full, I like to, if I'm looking for a certain genre, I'll always put full, because I want to watch the whole thing. Oh, wow, okay. I want to go in the door knocks and the babysitter comes in, and they have a little conversation,

and then his wife kind of- Do you have a towel warmer for the thing you clean your jizz up with? Like a nail salon? You pull out like a wet towel out of a thing by your bed. Love it. Good God. What is this movie that you're doing? What is this storyline?

Oh, well, should I give it away? My friend's hot mom. Give us a trailer. Oh, a little teaser. Okay. My friend's hot mom banging my son's best friend. He came over. Yes.

This is my genre. This is a trailer, though. The trailer was supposed to be like. you've been a very bad boy. Then it would cut to the, you go, yeah, nah, yeah, what are you doing?

That's my son you're having sex with. You're supposed to be his stepmother. Yep, and then happy Memorial Day. That was the best hot dog I ever had. And then it'll say naughty America. There you go, there's your trailer, Bobby. Nah, nah. Can I, is there any point where you go,

you can't, you promise me you won't tell? Oh, of course. Oh, God, I love it. And then when they don't do that in that genre, I'm like, come on, this isn't real. This isn't real. I need a, I need a candid. Don't tell you father. This is a candid super professional video of people having sex.

It's got to be at the right point where it's like it started, it goes, and then you've got to kind of look up, you're not going to tell dad, are you? And he goes, no. I go, okay. Okay. Do you pick who you work with in the scene? Always. At this point, always. Yeah.

It's good. Do you come to the. people making the scene like I want to do a scene with this person or they how does it work? I usually like to pick my male co-stars because I want to give the fans a really good scene and someone I just kind of get along with, vibe with, someone that really looks the part.

We have a very shortage of male performers in this industry. Good ones, I will say. Jacob, you're up, dude. Yeah, batter up. Why is there a shortage? Little Dix? I feel that a lot of men think they can do the job, and then when they get thrown into it,

it's like if you fail your first scene, it's going to take a lot for a director or, you know, a team or someone to, like, hire you again because they're like, eh, he failed. That's what I was going to say before about maybe it's not a great idea to have, like, you can win directing a scene. Like, anyone can win it. Because I think there's also, if you're that much of a fan of porn,

and as a performer yourself and Laney, I'm sure you've been on plenty of sets before, too. like you kind of don't want to have the curtain pulled like because you know. You don't want to see all the sausage is made. Well just not even for the, not that the sex isn't like, I was, we talked about this for in Amsterdam

when I went to that live sex show. We were all sitting there like, all right, here we go, live sex show, start. And then they just started having sex on stage and all of us were just sitting there like, should we go? I don't know, I was like, we're not supposed to be sitting here.

There's something about, and then at least they're putting on a show. If you're doing a scene, you're putting on a show, and then it could be like stop because you're like, fuck, fucking my god damn it i need a banana i'm cramping up again like no it's fucking cramping up because it's cramping up so i can't do that and there you know waiting to jerk off to this he's kind of like oh she seems like she's in a bad mood she still doesn't seem to be getting along with so and so

well that's why i like when my thing is when they kiss in a porn yeah because to me this that means there's some type of connection between those two people you know when they when they make out a little bit yeah I like that. I think it's a little weird, though, as a milf to be making out with your stepson. Well, you're sucking his dick. I mean, it's different. Like, fully making out. I'm kind of like, oh.

Well, I actually saw one with the end. He, the guy, the son came in her. She's like, what are you doing? I was like, don't do that. Well, don't do that. Yeah, I mean, I guess it goes, coming in her, kissing, and then blow her. You're right. If you're going to fuck your stepmother, pull out.

I should be on a card. I should be on some sort of a card in your wallet. If you're going to fuck your step-parent, pull out. I like the ones where they have to share a hotel room where they get stuck somewhere. Oh, I haven't done one of those yet. Oh, that's a good one. They're traveling, you know, and they get in the hotel. There's only, we only have one bed.

We're going to have to share it. But the mom has to put on her little negligee. Oh, there you go. The sun looks over and half her boobs hanging out. You need to write your own script. I'm in. That's what I'm getting that, sweetie. I like to lay back and let other people make decisions for me.

I like that the internet has told me that Rochelle sometimes left sex with her inexplicably black stepson. We love you guys. Enjoy the pre-record. We'll catch you Monday. No. Tuesday. Tuesday. Right here on the bonfire.

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