The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Intro to Feldog (feat. Brian Six & Ryan Shaner

Episode Date: January 20, 2022

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I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to seriousexem.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. I Yeah, I had nachos I ordered them like 20 minutes ago Says what feed is up That looks good, but you stop eating that? Show me the video. Oh, and then everyone starts clapping, so we're in the house.

Oh wait. Oh, the whistling is fucking awesome. You're trying to get the lead out. Burner. It's like, what? Don't stare away. You can't. Yeah.

Here, just get to the go to the end of the black bird. Yeah. Oh, that's when he plays drums for us. Here just get to the go to the end of the black bird That's when he plays drums Wait, wait, leave it on when he plays a drums game. No, I asked him poorly. Oh my god. This is the best. Oh my god Who are these guys? Did you announce himself? No, of course. No, of course. His wife is a wife.

That's his wife? She's smoking hot. Come on. We need to go nap that, Andy. Go to the end of black bird. He's probably got a piece piece Buns and balls over here Just what I'm used to oh, buns and balls. That's also a gun exchange. Oh He's ready shred

Yeah, this is like a seven to how are you over him? Yeah, it's the Five five. He's like five and five. I love you Corey. He's like whoa Corey. Thanks for taking me out of purgui women's basketball Five and five I love you Corey You always gonna make it on the Minnesota wings Damn he rocks so hard he rocks I'm rambled condom of a person. He is just a fuck he rocks a hearted broke his heel stomping Yeah of a person. He is just a fucking hearted, broke his heel stomping. Yeah, get through the whistle. He rock the roll so hearty broke his heel stomping. So, so why can't you say, suck my dick, dad. I hate you so much. Is that it right here? Oh

Man I don't know back it up before that I'm gonna take a couple of seconds go backwards with the button Jump too far I mean dude if we run this back just like get mo I'm gonna have to tell you what I'm about to give you all the secrets If you keep playing this over and over again It's like when they played metallic on my stuff for the prisoners like I don't know what do you want? I was gonna show when these we whistles. I'll tell you the whistling is what I want to say. They think it's over They start cheering and he's like He's like I'm gonna hang a solo

Guys you know the one thing that no one ever does a whistle solo Let me just wreck this Sorry guys, I'm gonna press my lips together and fuck you off. I hope you're ready to come audience You guys sorry guys you guys got enough amps for this sir guys you guys got enough amps for this sir Yeah, by the way is merch for the bar behind them yeah, I'd be like hey can we get back to the beef and beer? Hey, I was trying to get another $1.50. I'm trying to get an adult come to Don Pablo's to listen to some fucking 80s 80 star bullshit Can I get that t-shirt on the wall number eight? Can I get that in the next L?

So there I am trying to break up with my fucking girlfriend. I'm one of the fucking frog brothers. This is fucking sick. Yeah, I don't know. I had the teller that I cheated on her with a coworker and then fucking goonies is up there singing the music. Fucking mail starts screaming up. Whistle on a Beatles song. Anyway, it's long story short. I didn't do it.

I think she found my text. I'm gonna lose the kid. When he surrounds himself with Actually musicians, which is what he does sometimes there you could see that looking their face of being like I should just said no I should said no, I just been laid on child support. I should as fucking said no and not paid for so I'll support How much do you think he pays these guys? Because there's got I don't know the girls he's got plenty money because the girls get to live in his house and have sex with him I don't know the girls he's got plenty money because the girls get to live in his house and have sex with him The hair that back up in

Dangerous will be hurt. We've interviewed an angel before former angel, but bring up the steamboat interview She might have me he talks about her and says now we've met her before I think she's a dancer slash bass player who seemed very nice when she came in he says she's a CIA operative who's working undercover. I said it by far and got either way. Yeah, yeah, potato potato, I say. Was she sure was she trying to chase arts and learning how to dance and play bass and then fell into some hard times and then joined a former child starts band?

Or was she groomed at the farm in Virginia and then set out on the world to you know, Missing for spread misinformation and she came in She came in to join to in full trade, but she ended up becoming she got radicalized. Yeah, she got angelized What happened she got angelic to the cord. Yeah, you guys don't you feel it your core your core Now you can't leave are you ready to play these tacos?, you guys don't you feel it? You're a core. You're a core in jail. You can't, Jenlic. Now you can't leave. Are you ready to plant these tacos?

Now you can't, slaves. You're ready to plant based tacos because my big dork wife loves those. Yeah, and then Steve O'Hottah was like, wow, man, you're gonna be. So you're gonna be tacos. Crazy. Oh yeah, man, I had tacos all the time.

So, have you guys thought of me in the morning? Oh, it's Cory I ain't tacos all the time Query fellman yeah, I would I would kill By the way, he said this and we're about to shoot on the rest of this to in a second But I'll do it after that too. He said if we apologize hat and hand. Nah, is he going to be able to talk to us? Well, I say, I'm sorry again, and then I'll be sorry for what we do here in a few minutes. If we learned to any story, Scott Bayo. Yeah, I'm not apologizing. Dude, B-Bayo. Dude, B-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F- I just like can't Is it a dick come out of it? Yeah, and it's lich or hot tea Yeah, the basket you know it'd be better if you put a comment to a tea on top of a basketball Oh, yeah, a steamy tea bebe

Oh, you're blocked. Oh my god You fucking serious? We've been blocked. Oh my god. Damn, I've been blocked. And you know what? Maybe this is how we do it. Maybe we bring him to a buns and basketball. Did and we try that I think working that was in being but no actually no he tells you in this interview Steve O he only is with extraordinarily gorgeous women. He's sorry. I'm sorry. He's very picky and

no he goes but he goes don't worry. I love my fat fans also good god good for him. Yeah Yeah, he's like I like my fat fans, but like you know, I only did it dude He was talking to the sweet where we had on this is where he talks about the playboy mansion This is I bring my own girls We're waiting outside for Paulie's your Harry up Paulie David's paid was coming at one point we finish that clip the The playboy mansion stuff. We finish that clip the the playway mansion stuff We're on the today show music. So this is what you guys just watch the today show before right? Yeah, this is him thinking that T-exciting

Somebody's in there like your an asshole. Yeah, I'm on the comments You're an asshole. You know not to do math go by yourself and pause this for a second. They're actually update I didn't give you for some reason I reached out to Steve. Oh after this. like, yeah, he's sort of fibrilloon a tick huh? No answer. Oh, oh No answer and then I realized I look back and I was like no answer on like a Like a happy new year and something else too. I was like, oh, maybe I don't have Steve. Oh is number anymore the other day Kind of text I think from a random number he goes a big J Steve Oh, I feel the timing of that was enough Did I think he heard us talking about this

So what you know did you think Steve? Oh, did her Steve was great. Yeah, I was about on the show Steve a rules. Yes, Steve a rule. No, no, I think I think Steve I think Steve. Oh did a he's doing what I wish we could have done with Corey Feldman is he doesn't I Know he doesn't find any of this awesome he doesn't think Cory Feldman's an awesome dude just no way there's no fucking way but he's good at just letting him keep going and being like that's crazy man like wow but a wild time she guys had talk more yeah he's just falling so many times he doesn't know how to do it slick when he says he goes yeah let's keep talking you're gonna say something nice he uses that great word for it when

he goes when he goes, when he's talking about how he only with gorgeous women, he only accepts gorgeous beautiful women. He's like, that's cool because I like the candor that you talk with that of. When he's like, he does me goes, pretty cool, he just go out here in the world. He has no gauge of the temperature of the world at all.

He winds about the playboy mansion being like done. And the days where he's got all there and half would have eight girlfriends You don't touch those those are his chicks. Well look at I bring my own group of chicks Corey Feldman's dress like a horny lady in her Who's this fucking hat? He's just like a fucking a wall wall cashier hits your dad right there the whole time damn dude I've never seen a fucking Scottsdale sit man dude

That's a lot of studs though Lots of studs dude. We did that hat means yeah, I spike my own bills My own hat bills I basically like a tracter I do my spiking I do like spiking I can ram if you want to challenge me we can ram out in the park I bet his laundry fucking clanks All zippers and fuck it that dryer better be in the basement It just says you're washing change in that fucking thing

Don't load a dice of laundry in the 80s Dude, I think took out so many fucking world-world of lingerie in the 80s. Dude, I think it took out so many fucking world-world dryers. Yeah, I guess. What are you washing your night costume? It's a chain man. It looks like the beginning of death of Superman with the dudes they bustin' out of it. Hey, what are you washing in there, donkey ho day? He goes, I don't know why we keep losing dryers. They're donkey ho day because I don't know why we keep losing dry My jackets keep us then true to class

He's walking around the Legion to do They make a wash and fucking machine they knew why was coming I didn't know my house was haunted haunted and turns out that we're just doing they were just doing Just doing a load of whites What's all that jingle jangling? I'm washing my fucking pan. Is that a spirit that hasn't been released? Oh, no, and when he was on celebrity Merrick boot camp Yeah, and him Aaron Carter, who's another fucking lunatic, and he told him that Aaron Carter comes rushing in the one day. And he was like, Corey, you'll never believe this.

I was outside smoking and I, I thought about, I thought about, um, Corey Hayme, he goes, was anything with Corey Hayme and birds and he goes, yeah, birds. And he goes, I thought about Corey Hayme. And I was like, if you're out there, give me a sign. He goes, and a bird flew by. And Cory found me, he thinks he's gonna be like, what?

He just goes like, I see it. I see it in you, you've become him. And he brings his wife over, he goes, look, hasn't he just become Hame? And she's like, by the way, this is her life, she comes over, she goes, yeah. She responds that she goes, yeah, tell totally, oh yeah, it's possessed. That's what happens. That's why this guy, this is this clip. This is why that guy, this

way he thinks everyone's a CIA asset because you're like, who do you work for? I don't, I don't work for the CIA. I ain't got to get out of here. Better question, who do you fucking work for? It's a job. It's a job, dude. The residuals ain't gonna pay for the rest of your life. I mean, bust boy in that apple, these will get you some sweet ass studs, dude. He is dressed like every Mexican dude that I've worked in a restaurant. That's what I've worked for.

Every Mexican is a lot of the mini shifts over. We had to go meet that. Meet that, check this out. Yeah, Tigre. He's dressed like a fucking seamless grub hub driver Absolutely, because they the son of in the back So now it's in the back. Oh, thank you, sir See Mexican delivery guys show up and they don't they're wearing like new metal pants and there's just so much straps And I'm like damn did you got decked out to go deliver fucking panini. Yeah, thanks for bringing me this case idea

Did you got decked out to go deliver fucking panini? Yeah, thanks for bringing me this case idea. Yeah. She ruled. So the question I wanted to ask, which is for your prolific film career and, you know, the staggering, like, success that you had in it, like, I would believe that it's your music career that's been more financially rewarding for you. You're right. You're right.

Yeah. Because it's been the last five years that my music luckily blew up. And again, this was, I believe, just an attempt to try and knock me down and make me look like a jackass. Pause it. Pause it. I swear to God when he said that the first time I heard it, I thought he was going in a direction.

He goes, look, it was making me, I thought he was going thought he was gonna say goes look we go up there and do our thing. We're not like a A mega professional band. He's like so they want to make so they want to make a good asshole I thought he was being self-aware and then they brought me back to look like an asshole when I thought they were bringing me back They were like oh it's because it was so good, but I thought he was becoming aware No, he's talking about the today show. Yeah, when he's, oh good. Talk about it. But yeah, I mean, because we did the today show, which was obviously a setup.

I mean, like every single media outlet at the exact same moment, the second we walked off stage was like, what was that? What was that bizarre, strange performance? You know, Corey Feldman really blew the, you know, donkey or whatever, like it was terrible. What was that bizarre, strange performance? You know, Cory Feldman really blew the, you know, donky or whatever it was, terrible. What was he thinking?

And... Dude, when you make Steve O's face stay like that, he's like, I don't know what the fuck. He's frozen. Yeah. He's frozen. They sent you blue a donkey. I gotta ask about it.

It's like what? Yeah, he goes, they say, really blew the donky or whatever. Is that a good thing though? That's a sweet saying. Did you fucking suck that donkey? You think? You got my God, dude. You can't just fuck donkey for a while.

Wait a fuck, and then it just exploded all over you. You stroke the fucking donkey. You like stroke in the donkey. You stroke the donkey. You're gonna stroke that donkey, dude. That's a new term. Dude, they said I suck the donkey whatever the kids you say I went out That's actually a old dude. I can actually a fact that's actually a fail call and buns and basil balls Don't yeah, don't the dog the dog. Oh my god holy shit

They said I was saying I don't know the kids slaying Said I'm sucking a donkey dick. Anyways, no one's ever said I Don't know the kids slaying Said I'm sucking a donkey deck anyways. No one's ever said I don't really know if that's a friend This is new language player in air in air and this is second a donkey Hey, wait, he's even did a good job great job Oh, this is exactly how you talk to old people with dementia. He's like a nail. Graeme.

He's doing the right, he's doing what Howard Stern did with Beetlejuice, and where he just placates them. Of course. I hear you saying keep going, keep talking, instead of having to interject and feel that like, you're saying insane. Shit. You just let him go, man.

And Steve O. When they show Steve O, I think the last in between man. And Steve was, when they show Steve, I think the last in between, they show his face, he was doing this, he was actually like, like it looked as I was twitching on those. Because he was like, doing everything I can to do, but keep going. Yeah.

My music luckily blew up. And again, this was, I believe, just an attempt to try and like knock me down and make me look like a jackass. Sorry for the expression. It's okay. But yeah, I mean, because because we did the today show which was obviously a setup. I mean like every single media outlet at the exact same moment, the second we walked off stage was like, what was that? What was that bizarre, strange performance? You know, Cory Feldman really blew the, you know, donkey or whatever, like it was terrible what was he thinking and

It was all across the board. You know what? I wanna let her had since rhythm nation What are you fucking humping around the background of Bobby Brown video? Got this on the hump and around video said they brought me into choreograph Yeah, this is a chore. Oh, graph, sorry, I had to grab it. I'm gonna move on, Rooch. That movie really struck the dog.

Oh, fuck. I got this sweatshirt from that John and Kate plus eight guy. Yeah. We're talking about movies that struck the dunk. I didn't realize all the stunning on his fucking pockets. Oh, dude, everywhere. Conflict, he's a rocky road. Damn, that outfit weighs 140 pounds. That guy's got so, he's got quad strength.

He doesn't have a piece of clothing. He doesn't have a fucking dragon ball character on it somewhere. What if I told you that Cory does a 4 6 40 flat? Take him out of that heavy clothes. So fucking burn you dude. Oh, you dunk. You got to do everything. You need to wait.

I'll tell you right now you run him at slot receiver. He's getting across a little quicker than anyone. These are called gravity clothes. Yeah, they keep me on the ground. I'm like, I'm going on the ground. I might float away To be swaddle by a heavy leather and metal are you familiar with the character the flash? He's based on me I have to wear these are all disappear Very impaired very old and a sin and oh, it send. It's angelic for a reason. Okay.

Well, media outlet that saw it a little bit differently or had a different, back up 10 seconds. You look through the back button because it's great. And he goes, come on, no one like that. It was all across the board. Everybody had the exact same headline. Like, are you telling me that there's not one single media outlet that saw it a little bit differently or had a different perspective or wrote maybe a few different words? No, it was the exact same language across the board. That's how awful it was. Everyone

thought it was the exact same kind of awful. Yeah. Because he goes, he goes, yeah. Bizarre crazy performance by the thing goes, they all said, Bizarre crazy performance. I bet. Yeah. I think that's what I said when I watched it I had it all crazy all of them are gonna call me unhinged Yeah Those performances led to an obsession yeah, yeah, yeah, we were kind of on board and then we became obsessed Now he's obsessed with it. Do you bring up the operatives in this? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, stand by Hold hold please Isn't that miraculous would you piss off exactly so do you think that?

How do you think that? Yes, how do you think that? I'm in that case because there was so much widespread You know coverage of this performance which was critically panned, like just the fact that there was that much coverage, do you think the... And inadvertently, it would go through the root. First of all, it was the most... Because of what they did, it backfired.

It was the most viewed performance in the today's show history. That's what she said. He thinks that... Tamara, sorry, Tamara Hall. He thinks that's because it was awesome. That's what he said. He doesn't. It's like JFK assassination was the most watch assassination in history. That's why it was the best. The challenger is the most watch space law. And that went the best ever. And that's why I didn't blow up No one had a different opinion about the explosion you're saying no one said

There's never been a bigger news day than 9-11 But until It really is loose change thinking where he's like jet feels gonna meet the mouth those steel beams Yeah, you're gonna say no one hated that teacher on board get out of Christie was that she was that great. She was so good. Christie knuckles Your telling me she was loved in the teacher's room like whatever. I'm saying someone someone fist pump Everyone hated her in that faculty. So he's his dear. I didn't know Christie McCulloch and put her hair They found her head and shoulders and then bushes That's fine, anyways.

Anywho's working. That's your first. Anyway, I gotta go. I gotta go. Anyway, I gotta go. Anyway, I gotta go lie to text my, these girls, these teen runaways, dressed like angels in my house.

Now, make sure none of them are CIA operatives. It's a hard day. I gotta feel with them. I gotta feel with them, I'm putting in a isolation chambers for a while until I can clear them. Then I got to take them to the range. Make sure they're proficient in firearms. Then sex with me. Then learn a tune for a couple seconds. Well, here it is. This is when they roll

into the fact that he's got CIA all-up and shit. This is the most viewed performance in the today's show dot-com Actually, let me skip ahead to the spy stuff Spies like this no, no, you can leave it leave it where it was don't jump ahead. What's like five minutes? The clip ends like the time code ends right there and then it jumps a couple okay, okay, conspiracy to right there and then it jumps a couple. Okay, okay. Okay. Okay.

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Yeah, because I left there that night and I got followed and all this shit went down and I ended up in the hospital the next day. After the, so far as it, I'll tell him what he's talking about. After, this is great. After his performance, or he put this documentary out the night of, all he did was didn't get enough bandwidth, but he said that it was like higher ups trying to stop this

from being out there in the world. He just didn't get enough bandwidth for everybody to be that it was like higher up trying to stop this from being out there in the world. He just didn't get enough bandwidth for everybody to be able to watch it once. So, yeah, I mean, but then he said he was followed home at night and the next day he was attacked, stabbed. He's complaining that why won't the police release the video of me getting stabbed once the bride doesn't exist, too.

He said he was stabbed and he got to the hospital and then I think he will explain that here Where he's like everyone said didn't happen, but it was probably a needle or something So it was a small tiny little prick, but then my jacket had a huge knife hole in it So somehow between the jacket and my body it just made a little tiny mark that nobody can see He's like like John Wick. I have all my suits made bulletproof and I Prif. He was like, it was Chicago 2 30 in the morning. They had a noose and they were screaming something about Trump. You know what? You're just small. I don't hear. Yeah. He's just seeing us.

Do I like this guy? Who's this? That's his like producer, I guess. Steve. Steve. Those? Yeah, he really wants to laugh at Corey. He does good, asking questions and keeping a straight face. We were making the documentary then before we made the documentary before. So then the documentary came out. You released it. Right. Since it's been released, was there other threats or something that makes you want to like retract that and not leave it out? Yeah. I mean, first of all, it's a constant nonstop garage on Twitter, social media. They're constantly gaslighting me. They're trying to accuse me of things that I never did.

You know, basically what happened was they sent some spies into my life, which are the girls that were part of my angel tour. A couple of the musicians were not actual musicians. They were spies that were buried in my life to cause cause me how dare he say they're not music. I believe more than he's a spy more than a musician He's fake ass bullshit He's saying that those girls on the today show are spies Hell yeah, at least one or two more was a three of them five five five five five One's wife

What some some were so he thinks it, some of them have been compromised. They don't stretch, don't work at H&M. Yeah, he's doing such a great job. He's trying to, every time you pause this, it's hilarious. If you would get Steve O and what's his name, just staring at him, like, what the fuck? So these girls were put in there to basically cause mayhem and disarray. And then when I fired them because of the mayhem and disarray, they turned around and made false allegations about me.

Girls, I have plenty to go. Why? General mayhem and disarray you've caused? Yeah. Cory, I didn't mean to cause a disarray. How did I cause mayhem? Ah, most of your disarray causes ma'am. That's what a spy would say.

You got that bitch. I want you to- It's a Tasha. I want you to infiltrate Cory Feldman's group and cause disarray. No, Mr. Feldman, I expect you to die. Yeah. I'm not gonna talk.

So they were like... change names or anything? Like, no. They just played the bass. Yeah, is this safe? They didn't do anything. Watch, he'll tell you. He doesn't even know what to tell you. Oh, they did nothing.

Then why did I find two cubes of C4 under my hands? That's why I have my manjeel. Start my car. Oh my god. When did you ever turn that in or anything like no? We blew it up ourselves now bad I was teaching my safe way to hurt locker. I was teaching one of my angels how to drive Cawty I'm ready to drive man the two of us that way I'm diffusing on Wednesdays

Art and crafts Thursday studying and making studying days, art and crafts Thursday, studying, studying. To your right, small weapons to hide near boots and angel. Steve O'Reilly is holding his fucking. He's doing a great job. He's doing great. And whoever the wolf man is, he's keeping his head down. Wolfman, Jack. He's so good.

And by the way, he's asking, every time he has questions, he just, he does it so straight face. And just to go, Corey, do you think they were coming after you because the government knows you know things? Like last episode I brought it up. He has my front. He has my front favorite reaction. Almost right where they're after you.

We brought up on the last of us. Just because it's a couple big Hollywood pentafiles are coming after me. That's why he goes. Yeah. Oh, all right. Cool. That's an all rounds that about that makes sense. That's a tight. about that makes sense. That's air time

Guys, this is over. We have the video of him. Well, he says there's two molesters are behind him He's like the right behind I don't want to have sex with the dope man. Oh shit They're on me. My body heat. You're like, why would I hire them? They're grid dancers, they're the best. Hey, well, hey, if it isn't old Tony Michael Jackson, don't say that.

We learned how to dance together. That's his other claim, by the way. What? He doesn't do Michael Jackson's moves. They design those moves together, growing up together. Yeah, it's kind of a similar style of dance because we grew up dancing together Mm-hmm. Does he ever bring you guys up?

Hey, he won't Oh, how do you pick us brought up to him though? He he peep pictures of that's what I mean Now how did you guys find out that he ages? Oh? He showed up in your house. I wish I wish he's like also I may need to sleep here for government He might if I crash on the couch or what you're Situations I'm sweating out the angels. I'm trying to see here for government. Do you mind if I crash on the couch or what's your schedule? I'm sweating out the angels. I'm trying to see you as loyal or not. Do you mind if I start my own game of Miles Morales?

I own interferes with your game. I'm making the angels stay awake for eight day straight. See if they have any answers. It's hazing we get the felt mansion. I felt mansion. Holy shit. I met him in the long land. Serious. Oh's hazing we get the fel. I felt mansion. Holy shit. I met him in the long way. It's serious.

Oh yeah, that's what it was. Black Lou met him in the hallway from serious. That's what we found out he didn't like us. Yeah, and he said he wanted to sue you guys. He wanted to sue? Yeah. For what? Yeah. Tell him what he said.

That's what I said right before I punched him into a front of a bus. Oh. So me for what? No, yeah. I still don't know what he lives on. He is such a high overhead with all the angels and the man felt mentioned. Well, you know, he is on a two, he's on a $200 record where it looks like the record and then a bunch of things he's trying to get rid of from his house. Yeah, an old gazoo. I found in a drawer. What are these post it now, two. That's what I posted. I want to have a pencil, one of those old kindsit notes? Who does not like Post-it notes? I want you to have a pencil.

One of those old kinds, you have to front well, like a musket. A sign chip clip. He's a signing thing, just a pass that don't fit. Yeah, one of those rubber grabbers to open jars. There's a couple of coasters. If you like that, too. I love cringa. A ream of printer paper.

Does he live good? He's got a busy, yeah? Like, they show a talent. He lives in California, I'm a saying. California. Yeah. And he has these girls. And he plays some save from pedophiles.

Yeah. I mean, he's in dress like that. He is making, I mean, we had 300 people show up from in New York for sure. And I mean, he was like, damn, man man he was not appreciative. He hates us. Like the one angel we spoke to said there was pictures of us that they said we're told to not let us in but band security I guess. Yeah. Wait, wow. You went to a show. These guys don't let them in. How he was playing. It was beautiful.

Three hour show. What do you mean? He goes how was it beautiful like the lights? I'll tell you a whole show. It's just an amazing show. Really? He performed his ass off. Yeah, no, I think we're seeing he's trying to be middle of the road like nice here. It was ridiculous the whole way through. But it was great. It was very fun to watch. Highland ballroom here in New York. It was his birthday. I'll tell you what the show is on board. It's one of the funniest they've ever seen. Guns and roses when I saw them, they play about what? Two two and a half. Maybe. Yeah.

Maybe two two and a half. Corey Femin says that night he goes, guys, it's my birthday and I and on this tour, usually every night we're playing about two two and a half hours a night. But you know, it's my birthday. It's like, I want to party tonight too. So what do you say? And then we do at least three hours of performing and the crowd didn't react big.

They didn't want that. In fact, Dan wouldn't leave then and I had to convince him to stay. He's happy I had to convince him to stay. But he wanted to at that point, he was like, I can't do it. I'm not doing this. I was going to sit through like four songs. Yeah. It's as much as you got your old. You got your old. He's like, all right. Yeah. I was it. Yeah. He just like, we There's a way from the mic against like. He has a he has the aereo acrobatic girls doing like what?

Going around. Yeah, you know, he put some money into the show for sure. I mean, he's got a whole fucking screen setup thing behind him. So you guys stayed for the whole show? And oh, yeah. Did he do a meet and greet? Yeah, he wanted to meet Sal. He took Sal up really? Yeah, what did South? I He said he just kind of like in passively mad. There's just so much going on up there. Yeah, he's the girl's band. South comes out arms. He's like the donkey. I got a go. I

Got the hell out of here. Yeah, this is him going. There's one thing I wish. That's him not dressing like Michael Jackson or not dancing like him if you were wondering. Hell is happening. Damn, man. He also leaves for an encore. He wants you to cheer for an encore and no one did.

And then when people started leaving, he came back out for his encore. We should really address the chaos, the back band is causing. And the disarray, very. The ones asleep. Oh, the angel. But I'd say what, he had a girl in an angel outfit open for him, just shredding the guitar and she was great.

So wait, with three hours of a concert, how much of his own music deceives? Is it all his own music? No, no, no, no. What covers is he fucking just killing it? Yes, it's girlfriend. Didn't she do stand by me that night too? I think so. What? She sings a... That's the thing when he jumps on the drums for a stand by me. Yeah. Yeah. And can barely keep time. The drums. Yeah, dude. He has no idea. How much drums are in stand by me? As much as the film. Oh, that is like you He

Close it. He's horrible Upside down They don't be in a pool Starts rising up Kick start my heart y'all Yes, so he doesn't play he doesn't play e-sings He covers cry little sister which I was very stoked for yeah He does

All of his songs about how much he misses Corey Hayme and and he's sorry that he was He throws him guys got a song called remember 2 to 2 and the whole song is like remember when we used to high five And not wear shirts to get them and walk So we get we went to the whole Corey Feldman song and and we were like, we had done, we exhausted all things. And then some of them was like, heads up. There's a book on tape. He does an audio book called Choreography. And you guys should listen to it, because he reads it.

And we're like, done. First, the cold open, the intro, about Cory Hayne being fatten on drugs, and about how you used you get fucked. Yeah. Yeah. We have go pieces of it right. Man. And he's cheating. He trashes. He's hame. He always trashed. He hasn't trashed him. He just keeps saying they were both molested. And then when they go, so what happened you guys? He just tells another story about Hayme. It just got was a passer. I don't know, man. He probably stopped feeling it by the fucking 55th dick.

Oh, I mean, you sound like you, I bet his farts were silent. Yeah. Yeah. And then he's like, what happened to you, Corey? He's like, I think a guy may have tried to kiss me once. I don't remember how to sleep. It's crazy, but Hame's asshole was bottomless. It was just insane.

And he's like nachos on Monday night. Yeah. He used to do this move called the turret where like five guys would put their dicks in at the same time. We used to call them soft serve because it was just a game out of them. He was honestly the thing that weirded me out was

that he was the only man in here that did kiggles. He had pretty milky dukes anyway. I mean, when you got those Hollywood big wigs staring it up all day. Oh, this is how it is. I'm example of that. This Hollywood big wigs staring it up all day. Oh, this is how it is. I'm example. This is from the audio. This is from the audio.

The audio. And him allowed himself to be sodomized. A loud. A loud. Wait a minute. Yeah, dude. That's really throwing your friend in the box. Oh, that is so cool.

A name's mother. Hates Cory Fulg. Yeah, there you have to. Yeah, that's where the heat is. That's why that's how we knew we were kind of on the right Because we were like man are we being cruel to this dude who's just Delusional and he's like Johnny Depp. Yeah, he should be playing guitar and desert with wolves and then Cory all right angels who shit my bed Who left me a present

To somebody forget to let the angels out this morning. Excuse me angel. You don't want to allow yourself to be Sadimized again, do you so sorry Corey? I'm new. I don't know how to poop outside Yeah, oh my god. Don't rub my nose in it He At first we were like I mean it's kind of fucked up, you know like maybe we're going hard on the fell dog and then two things happened Number one, he released a movie on lifetime called a Tale of Two Corries. And in that lifetime movie,

it was clear that it was written by Corey Feldman because Corey Ham just gets raped the whole time and Corey Feldman is a killer life. Nox it out there. You know, in that story, you can't see cast. In that in the movie, the thing that happened, he tells that story on Steve Oswald right where he's like

I was I left us walking this met this girl picked me up to be back to her house So you want to learn how to do coke and fuck all night? Dude remember he tells that story on thing the guy that played Corey Hayme in the movie reached out to us It was like I got stories for you guys. We was never got in touch Oh, yeah, but he was like dude, I was in a tale of two quarries and he was on set and he's fucking crazy. It's could only imagine. That's the guy right there.

The guy driving the car in that picture is the one who he says maybe tried to suck his dick when he was asleep once, maybe tried. We gotta come back quick. We gotta get to as much as we can. I was just reading on news, just broke that whole Cogan had a post that then deleted it saying Bob Sagitt's death

was because of the COVID vaccine. Really? Yeah, he's saying it. He'd like reposted someone's post being like Bob Sagitt and Betty White both died because of the COVID vaccine. You saying my science is off, brother? He was listening to your brother. And's anything that Hulcomania knows.

It's good viral science. I started up at the topology over. He's like a lot of people don't know this but I was at Slam University. The study and viruses and how diseases professor Axon Razor were two brothers who would never allow to me. Well let me tell you something brother When you get yeah, dude, let's get back to court. We got limited time with the you fucked it guys hanging out Brian Six and Ryan Schaener and you fucked it download it go subscribe. These guys are great

They keep throwing him out there and they keep adding names to the list like oh, there's like 10 girls You've come forward. There's no 10 girls, but they pretend that there's these fake names. So it's three girls that were sent into my tour bus, basically, and we know who sent them there, and they were put there on purpose to make me look bad, and then make false allegations. But then they start adding names of like other people

that either we know some of the names, we don't even know who they are. We've never even met these people, and they just make these names, are adding names of other people that either we know some of the names we don't even know who they are. We've never even met these people. And they just make these names. And they basically put a list out there. And they put it under false allegations. And it's tied to, for a while, it was actually tied to this girl named Mindy who is running

to be a politician who claimed that she knew all this stuff about me. Like I've never even spent more than maybe like two nights with her and nothing happened. And like, basically, she was there as a date. We went on a date, but she was gonna make me my angel thing. And then I just decided against it. She just didn't, you know, have the right vibe.

And I wasn't into it. And that never went forward. So she was like, Oh, when were the spies? And ended up toward us. So he just answered right now. That is the best drop. Oh my god. That is the best drop. You can never get a stevo just going Great. Yeah, so I guess my final questions when were the spice and your It's itself. I mean, this is I don't even know how much of this I should say God I mean whatever like that doesn't matter to say, that there's a kind of tour bus wasn't.

It was a very nice one. We hit a lot of success right away. We did the today show. It was very successful with the Angels and the Angel band and all that. But unfortunately, the girls that we used, they were good for the one song, which was a fairly easy song,

but they weren't capable of learning. Why did you do so bad at it? Wow, you're gonna shit on them like that Dude you just shout all over there white way before I go he shits on them. They're the only ones doing semi-good. Yeah Oh my god. I'd be mad if I were like that. Hey, Loes made a duke Wow, you're pretty mean to your angels I kind of skill so we needed more skilled girls because there are spies. No, no, no They're not serious. That guy rules why you might look so he goes why cuz the spy

He's got music stuck. I don't know who I don't know who is what I like that guy Who is it cuz they're spies? No, oh shit. I'll shut up. Sorry. I was I was trying to have a fun pocket We needed better skilled girls right we need girls Because I have a very wide array of music and you know, we do everything from like EDM to rock to hip hop. I mean it's kind of all over the maps You really have to be very versatile as a musician to be able to pull it all off So because you know a hip hop country song We do polka infused with the song so you want to go the pet out dancers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do

Yeah, you know what? Yeah You're right. I think I do. Petter dancers. Yeah. Yeah. Let me think about it. So we bring it up on this. And then they show the clip.

Yeah, I'll call it. Mickey Tom. No, they don't show clip. Where we have this box box. But box that basically covers from 1986 to 1989. Hopefully it's candy. You see the brand new album. So the brand new album is a sequel. Mostly it's candy, you see. The brand new album. So the brand new album is a sequel.

The first album was called Love Left and the sequel is called Love Left II, Army With Love. So the first album came out in 1994. We started recording it actually the very first song. This box set was a slight retrospective. It's like, it ends years ago, this box said. Oh yeah. He's the new stuff's not on there yet.

That's, As boys, living in my dad's apartment. Do you have on this little also? I don't know if you're gonna get to it. He also brings one of the box sets for Steve O. And informs Steve O that none of the CDs are in it. He, I'll get him to you tomorrow Huh, so what do you says? That's awesome. That's awesome. Here's the box I'm gonna go now. I don't have the CDs burn just yet. Yeah, I'm gonna go home. Fry him up. Yeah bring him back over

I got it their CD ours. They are re-rinables. So don't you know, it is Cory Feldman my dad's like It's like now that's just the receipt for the thing. He's like I owe you box that you might hold on that Turn on box it play what I want to hold that So what a deadbeat have explain it. I love it. You might get them Let him explain the box it's home As well. I was working on lost boys living in my dad's apartment and in the music video runaway which is part of the box and also available for free on my youtube channel right now

uh... you can see the two guys that molested me dancing behind me in my dad's apartment at fifteen years old and those were my friends those were the guys i was hanging out how do they find the youtube channel you can just go to court and see what I'm doing. He's like, I'm not fine now. How can we go to your channel? How do you make it? He's going to say, yeah, yeah, how do we go to it right now?

Sci-fi records, dude. Here we go. Oh my god. Get away. Oh What the fuck is this? Oh wait for this guy to go down. He's got that sheddle! Shut the fuck up, I'm doing blowin' here with your stepmom! That's the guy who molested him.

Who? The guy's stamp right there. Guy in the pink. Yeah. Oh wait no, it's actually this guy. Oh come on. Yeah! Come on now.

He's like, I'll fuck him. Why you fuck him? Barry Gordy. Hey dude. What's up with this central road? Yeah, more people keep showing up. This is hard to figure out now. I think that's a butch lesbian dude. It's just a guy I think it's a guy of molestown. I think it is who else would there's no other adult there. Why they jumping the black guy? Scott Bayo there Fuckin' right now. Yeah. You rape me

Holy shit. Yeah, you grew up dancing with them Everyone come here and live my ass so funny that he's like We learned the moves again. He's just doing yeah Michael Jackson He's like I'm gonna go with no arm music this music sounds like an Nintendo game. He's just doing Michael Jackson. He's like, I'm gonna go with no arm. The music sounds like an Nintendo game. It's so good. You go watch out. Watch out. It's not his arm in the sleep.

You go watch out. No, he has a scarf. Yeah, I'm gonna do the other sleep. He's like, help me out. I can't. I'm punching, but I didn't catch it. Oh, that dude raised them. Damn! Looks like she's pelling the fuck in here.

Is it the Jamescats? Who is that guy? I don't know. Now we're doing the prince. It looks like the prince. Yeah. Dude, these look like molesting zombies coming Dude that's so fucking great. What's really crazy? They all have to sit there and listen to him seriously say like guys

Come on arm across the body Michael Jackson kick. Yeah, come on Karen you're missing the hitch kick Damn dude, do you think he's gonna give this to an MTV exactly? We'll put it right on this is the way to be do my cousins have made better music videos in the 90s than this This looks like a commercial for someone trying to sell a young boy to be raped. Yeah If this was like a 8 millimeter, you know, we're all the sudden someone dies in it and you're like is this This was like a eight millimeter, you know, we're all the sun someone dies in it and you're like is this? Is this? Yeah, food it's what they still play this video before the taken auction So whatever is Saudi Prince watches I would like them all I would like all of them damn

It's like I like that one I want to go on with the boy cut you'll give me that one with the hair there wasn't two adults there That's not molesting you got gay fucked by a guy you get a set black guy Yeah, he's a black guy we said two people who molested him. One of them, he just fucked a kid. One of them, he just fucked an equal. Yeah. Yeah. There's nobody out there. Is that non molestation? I guess we have gay sex with other partners. First year on age. Yeah, I guess that is just getting fucked. Yeah. He said sex. Then I was raised by a boy younger than me. It was a weird reason because we drank so much boom farms. Sorry kissing. Vinnie said you dance like Michael Jackson.

I said shut up. Shut up. It kissed me. He dances like me. Put your dick in my mouth. He did his solace. Michael Jackson. Maybe Michael Jackson. Dance like me. Now stuff this at your chops. Jackson maybe Michael Jackson dance like Well stuff this at your chops. I want you to finish on me I want you to put your pancake batter on my chest Yeah, it makes the time of pancakes on my weird dinner place So you're my last in your apartment while your dad was just chilling Yes challenge. My dad was also rid of the spies. Wow, you think that they were compromised mostly because KGB operand is different than

the CIA. Yeah, the frequencies, what we were able to do, is that they felt it's like, I didn't think of it that way. I don't know, maybe that the bipolar system in the late 80s caused a lot of drama with the Cold War. But then he ends up with like, but which one? Which one?

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