The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Jabbawockeez with Tim Butterly

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

Tim Butterly is moving to Austin next week and is going to hit up a few racist pizzerias in Philly before he goes. Tim is co-hosting today's Bonfire but before the show, he taped his own podcast on location from the black woman statue in Times Square. | Jay finds it hard to have a lover's quarrel while visiting the attractions at Universal Studios. He could not be upset with Christine because he was having such a gleeful time at Jabbawockeez. Another time they squashed their differences as soon as Kiss erupted on stage and Paul Stanley gave cheeky speeches to the crowd. You can find Tim Butterly's Show on YouTube and anywhere you get your podcasts. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly Keeping tradition over here we follow shout out to LL Cool Jays rock the bells radio Hello cool Jays Rock the Bells radio. LL Cool J's Rock the Bells radio! Radio! You can hit that all day. My drive in on a Wednesday is woo Wednesdays with RZA and Mathematics with RZA and Mathematics laying down them fucking B-sides. Windows up. It's nice. Yeah, yeah. Letting everybody know.

I keep it in the car. Just for me. And then it goes right into, and every day, it doesn't matter what's on before it, in my ride, at 4pm I pick up Roxanne Shante. Have a nice day show with Roxanne Shante. And Roxanne Shante, have a nice day show with Roxanne Shante. And Roxanne Shante comes in. I think she's just supposed to go and talk about a song that she's going to play and then play the song.

But I love her. She's, you know, always a grandmothered in, one of the first ladies of hip hop ever, Roxanne Shante, when she was just a kid. What would I know her for? The song Roxanne Shante. I'm Roxanne. But it's like it's just before your time for sure. It's before my time Really, I was a little kid for it. It was like The before run DMC even okay. It's like I'm not even catching it at like the roller skating rink

Now now, I don't think so. I don't think so. You know who Roxanne Shantay is Lou, right? Nah, she's not from Teaneck. That's true. Well, you know, I don't know if that's true. She might be from Teaneck. She's from the East Coast for sure. No, she's from New York. She's from somewhere in New York. I want to say that it's the Bronx or Queens for sure because that's where it all started. But she comes on because... You could be the leading Shantay, Roxanne Shantay historian at this point. It's very possible.

1969 she was born. Now Roxanne Shantae, I love her because she comes on and doesn't talk about the music almost at all. She goes, for the past two days I've been following the saga. She goes, y'all I'm an open book. And I ate some old food I found in my car. And it starts rhyming. She's like, she's talking have to eat some old food I found in my car. And it starts rhyming.

She's like, she's talking about diarrhea. That's our thing. What the hell diarrhea diarrhea. She's just talking about like she comes on and talks. But this is her running thing. She goes, my stomach upset.

She goes, I think she started soft core diarrhea. She started rhyming. She was like, she was eight some bad chicken bad chicken. And now it is stickin'. And now I'm all shit. And people around are like, damn. She's fantastic. Everybody, it's the Bonfire Faction Talks series XF103.

I'm Big Jay Okerson. Robert Kelly on a much deserved vacay with the family out in Aruba. He'll tell you where he's at. and Robert Kelly on a much deserved vacay with the family out in Aruba. He'll tell you where he's at. That's a good place to murder, apparently. He got away with that one completely, huh? Which one was that? Vander Sleut.

Jordan? Natalie Holloway. Oh, right. He killed her in Aruba, but he never got in trouble for that one. I mean, International Waters, you know? No, they just really, it's like a good place, I guess, to fucking kill somebody and not get caught for it.

Yeah, they got very laid back law enforcement, I suppose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I always pointed out, I feel terrible, because I'm sure he doesn't love that it goes out there, but there's an agent in the world, what is he, I forget what he is now, what company? I shouldn't say it anyway. Shouldn't say it anyway.

But at one point he was one of my agents and his brother, his direct blood related brother is in entertainment. Isn't that weird? He's not a murderer to the best of my knowledge. Sweetheart of a guy. But. Changed his name a little bit.

By the way, only in recent years. Only recently, but it did change his name a little bit. Van Der. Van, I'm the Van Der. He admitted to it? I don't remember that. Oh, I mean to somebody on hidden camera. It was great.

He's murder bragging. Sitting in for Bobby, we'll get back to this Aruba murder shit soon sitting in for Bobby It is losing him soon In just a week or so he's gonna be living amongst the steers and queers as R Lee Erme once told me In the great state of Tejas taking it down to Austin. It is the hilarious Tim a tape butterly Wow. Thank you It is the hilarious Timothee butterly Wow, thank you

Tim's gonna be at the dead crow comedy club of Wilmington, North Carolina was great such a fun club June 27th and 28th year Christine won't be there before that's a really fun one. There's a film Dawson's Creek there So not at the comedy club, but in will mean a bunch of other middle-aged white perverts going there Just hoping to feel something. Yeah, you still smell Katie. What's her faces? cheeks on the dock. Sniffing the beach. I don't want to wait. And check out, of course, the Tim Butterly show on YouTube, at youtube.com slash timbutterly. Kiss me.

Yeah, Roxanne Shante, poor Roxanne Shante. I would suggest, if I could say anything as a fellow co-host, co-worker, don't eat old food in your car. She said, Christineanne Shante, poor Roxanne Shante. I would suggest, if I could say anything as a fellow co-host, co-worker, don't eat old food in your car. Christine just heard it. She said that she'll eat old sushi in her car because she grew up with some childhood trauma. And so she's something about food.

If she leaves it in the car, she has to go. She has to go back and eat it at some point. I thought she was just talking about, like, sad, fat car eating. Possible. But she said it was. Not eating old food you found under your car seat. No, she was just talking about like sad, fat car eating. Possible. But she said it's... Not eating old food you found under your car seat.

No, she was talking... You didn't... Can tell she was saying that? No. You really didn't understand it? I was on my phone. I was half-penguin'. I was laughing my ass off.

And the car was laughing. Because she came on and... I told you when they go, and next up is Roxanne Chantay show. I go, ah, Christine, listen. I go, she's the best. She's supposed to talk about music. And she just comes on and be like, y'all, I crashed my car yesterday.

This was the other day, she goes, I crashed my car. She goes, I hit that skid, and it don't matter what they tell you in your life. You hit that skid, what are you supposed to do? Not hit the brake. And the guy next to her goes, and you hit the brake, I hit the motherfucking break She might be a new Wendy

Roxanne Shante, I don't know what the hell she's talking about over there, but I can listen to it all day Long and then she just plays whatever they make her play for sure cuz it'll be like alright y'all I'm gonna go see if I could boo boo on this next break Keep it off a crisscross jump giant. It's Peter Gabriel It's just completely off The Bee Gees with a night fever Y'all wanna hear some Salisbury Hill? What's going? What is this doughnut situation to keep showing up? Someone just left doughnuts in the break room I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I, I'll just have a half. I'll have a half. If you go to like a bagel display and there's a fucking half bagel back on the display, you're like fuck you, you already touched it first of all for sure. First of all I don't want half of anything.

I want my own thing, I'm like a toddler. And then I'll eat half of it if that's what I want. Yeah, I'll say that. But I don't want you to have the other half. Yeah, fuck that, no, that's someone in my experience That's someone who made a decision for everybody and understood how unpopular be and is just comfortable doing it Anyway, it the person who's standing there with the plastic knife over a baked good in the in the company kitchen Knowing that they were about to do the worst thing a co-worker could ever do and they just come to terms with it and it

Changes who you are forever. There's no coming back. There's no coming back from that. I don't know who did though. They work here Obviously, it could be a lovely person is your wife and you said you were a chubby kid growing up for sure Your wife was always thin right until she had kids Then she was fat for a little bit. No, she's not fat anymore But I mean does she have to like is she like an overeater like she doesn't strike me as a... No, no, her, she's like a wild snacker. You know what I mean? Like, she grazes during the day. I'm almost asking more of a thing, and Black Lou, you might have it,

because you're married. Also, the idea of me and Christine's, like, the sharing food stuff always, is there's such a calculated thing behind it. It just like I love someone you have some it looks like that If your third party, it was like me and Christine are just friendly sharing the thing But there's a real calculation going on to each time it gets passed back and forth. Oh, yeah, or if we were Sharing a pizza, you know, it's like you just want to see if they're gonna leave a little bit You know, it's like maybe I can have a little bit

Yeah, you know my running joke with MJ is that if I come back to the table with like a fountain soda, I always start out, hey, I asked him to put an extra sip in there. Because for enough times, I've already lost the first chunk of anything I've ever ordered, because she didn't want some,

but she wants to have some. Yeah, what's the place, the place we ordered from in Jersey, they have a platter called the, my girlfriend's not hungry, and it's like three, it's like three chicken fingers and three mozzarella's it's like all the stuff that like if you got them should be like well yeah it's pretty fucking hilarious you guys said you did a podcast from the black woman statue in

Times Square which is just hilarious. Yeah, we just got done, we did that. Yeah, there it is, my girlfriend's not hungry. 25 bucks. Oh, that's hilarious. It's just, so I'm wrong about that. No, it's a different place, but this one it's add extra french fries to your entree

and fried chicken wings or fried cheese sticks. You get two more wings or two more cheese sticks. Yeah. That's pretty hilarious. My girlfriend's not hungry. There's nothing worth, you've been playing your plate perfectly. You're getting near perfect bites every time

with a perfect combination of each ingredient, you know what I mean? Even if it's just like french fries first, you know, the chicken sec. But you get to the end and the ratio is off. And then you've got a couple of bites of just one thing at a time. It's just like, I had a really good thing going

and I'm ending on a huge disappointment. Oh. Christine also has a belief that if she plates the food that she's deserving of some extra, I mean, grips of fries. I open the bag. You just fucking sat there. I have to taste test to make sure everything's warm enough so you have to heat it up.

You don't have to do that with fistfuls of french fries Your hands are covered in salt and grease when you're done It's fucking ass 9. So I tell the kids when I want their food. I got to make sure it's not poison Give me all your candy. I'm just not poison. Where's Jacob? What are the are you getting any last licks Philly things in before you leave or you just having a good fucking riddance? No, man, I'm looking at a fucking mushroom cloud in the rear view mirror. I can't wait to get the fuck out Yeah, oh for sure man. My time has come. You got a crushed cup. What's your you gotta get all your favorite food in? Yeah, yeah, I have I have a pizza planned out. I have maybe I'll sneak in a fucking, you know cheesesteak

But aside from that man, I can't get out of here fast enough. What would you go to cheesesteak bait? Look, I don't know. I want to get two in the weeds for your listeners but the first answer obviously whatever fucking piece of shit place is around the corner yeah yeah but the real answer Steve's Prince of Stakes nice nice I like still a little bit racist they are over there just a little bit jean-hose fully I think Gino's dropped a little of their racism at least like a not blaring the music a brave face But they fold it instantly dude. It wasn't that instant. I went down there I don't get to go down there too much

And I was down there at least two if not three times that I was down there where they were still 24-7 I mean cranking patriotic music with the sign that said like order English only please order an English or go fuck your mother crazy I don't I think that's less kill me Abu Jamal they always have a cause do their first cause was a movie Abu Jamal it was that he did kill Daniel Faulkner the police officer and so their big thing was like always Daniel Faulkner fuck movie Abu Jamal was pretty then it became and then it became Did the serious you fucking ding bad? You think that's more less more or less racist than when a business has like no tall T's no work boots sign

I love that though. There is a place It makes me laugh when they're just all they want to say like, let's keep it easy on the black people, huh? See if you could find, Christine, I bet you look it up if someone's taking a picture, Chilkoot Charlie's outdoor sign or sign on the door or something. It was, I used to have a picture of it. It was, it might as well just say no black people.

Now, there's just not a lot of black people in Alaska. They're military. There's more and more. Uh-uh. Oh yeah, look it up. Look at, what was it, black people in Alaska. They're military. There's more and more. Uh-uh. Oh yeah, look it up. Look at, what was it, black guys in Alaska or something like that? There's like a whole use of them.

It's a military thing. No, no, no, no. These are dudes that are moving up there to try to like kind of run the streets. Get Eskimo pussy? Oh, for sure. This absolutely exists. There's like a whole YouTube video about it.

Really? I mean, you don't have to look it up. You can take my word for it, but yeah, they're up there, seriously. They're, you know, getting into it. Like black thugs are moving up there to like yes start really yeah I'm hilarious place remember what they call the fucking video Alaska's craziest hood yeah, yeah, I want I can't wait to see a fucking a drug lord pull up with like a cow skin fur jacket riding a moose

They're doing the corner takeovers of the snowmobiles instead. Look, there they are. That's the bros. What's up, yo? I'ma get a grill from a moose. Y'all gotta know the outside point of view, right? The whole rest of the 49 states,

they don't know that they're, just like me, that there's niggas here, right? Do y'all ever feel isolated or left out of the US? 49 states they don't know that they're just like me that is niggas here, right? You know, it's a funny as I said look up black guys in Alaska and I was wrong. It's actually Alaska's most dangerous But yeah, we just did a brand new episode of Tim Butterly show in front of the black lady statue in Times Square I haven't seen in person yet. Oh my god. First of all, it's bigger than you think Yeah, yeah, she's more pissed off than you think and tourists are not as respectful as you would expect I didn't think they were gonna be there was a lot of well I thought is there's so much foot traffic, you know stepping out of line there be pretty you know egregious

But I mean I haven't seen a black person here that thinks it rules We saw a lady that looked exactly like her stand in front of her in the same pose Right, but the first person was being hilarious She had the same look on her face, but if she was the model? She goes, my name's Muse motherfucker. Do you know about the model? Mm-mm. The artist? I mean, I could tell you by looking at the statue

a little bit about her. I could tell you this, man. First of all, she ain't got no damn time. Second of all, that is not in her job description. She's a grown ass woman. I could tell you that. She don't need no man. She's really not here for your foolishness.

No, the artist did like a nationwide casting call and she's an amalgamation of all the ladies that he talked to. She's not even a real black lady. She's like, if you mush all the colors together, it becomes black. If you mush all colors together, it just becomes, if you mush all black women together, it just becomes a fat, pissed off black lady in Times Square.

Pound the clay long enough, it gets soft, man. No, no. First of all, she ain't got no time for this. So the first person we saw take a picture was two white, possibly European tourists, and the guy ate her pussy. We got a picture of him too. Where were they from?

They looked kind of European in the way that their shorts kind of met their knee in a weird way and went at them. Sure. Well, I went to get my haircut this morning. There was a guy that was in the chair before me. What kind of place do you go to? Have you ever talked about this? Where do you get your haircut?

It's a barber shop. Just regular ass, not like a cool place? Yeah, no, I'd like it to be, yeah, it's gotta be guys doing haircuts. Women working there? There is a woman who works there. She do your hair? No. okay. No, I go to a guy. Don't I okay? Yeah, I think like the straight razor stuff and all that. Yeah. Okay. It's making more sense now When I had long hair, I'd go to a salon You ever get a keratin treatment. Do you ever you really dolly yourself up? I may have gotten a keratin treatment. I don't remember exactly

You'd remember do Fuck what the fuck was I saying? I'm sorry you went to the barbershop today this morning Oh, yeah, and the guy who was in the chair before me, you know, just watch him get his hair cut. He was getting a pretty It's pretty extreme haircut. He was getting that extreme But it was just a very like very hateful at the bar at the barbershop it was very was very like poofed up in the front and combed back and Faded on the side like a high and tight pompadour. Yeah It's exactly what it was

Yeah, exactly. He had a crybaby. He had a fucking a young Elvis and Then he they took the apron off of him and his shorts were so Short like that guy right there. Oh that I'm looking at like that guy's hair Yeah, like to the right but even fluffed up more like a guy wearing suspenders in a picture of a wedding at a barn is Yes, we're looking at right now. Yeah, see and the beard that goes with it Obviously, duh the guys didn't have a beard at all, but he had that haircut. And then just the shortest shorts. I mean, too short. It was beyond, I was like, this guy might be gay. I'm like, this guy's from somewhere else.

This guy needs like obnoxiously old fashioned clothes, not Ken shorts. Yes. I'm sure I get it. Oh, yeah, if he was wearing some kind of a fashion, exactly, a long sleeve button down with some khaki shorts, I would accept it. No, shorter than that a fashion. Exactly. A long sleeve button down with some khaki shorts. I would accept it. Nope.

Shorter than that, though. These things were crazy. But he wasn't giving off a gay vibe. It's not gay anymore. Now it's like kind of masculine. Is it? Yeah, well, when I do it, it is. It's like Bill Clinton in short shorts.

Well, Bill Clinton and Al Gore did it. So I guess maybe you're right. I'm tempted to go that short. You're a pretty short shorts I know but I'm not fucking gym class in You know 61 shorts no Shorts I know I want them so bad. I might get Bill Clinton's running

I know there's an Etsy store that has them Why do they want to have their legs showing like that well because these guys are part of an international pedophile ring And it's like they do what they want, man. Oh. Oh, okay. News slash Jay. Oh, I get it now.

I like they're both having McDonald's cups in their hands, by the way. It's pretty dope. Dredged in sweat. They're really, it's like Bill Clinton and Al Gore in booty shorts and sweaty shirts. I guess the picture, it's been around for years, it must be, since the administration,

I'm guessing this was, but they're both crushing McDonald's and have real bitch we did it looks on their faces like we earned this McDonald's. Well this might not be working out, this might just be like a weekend in Myrtle Beach. You guys just got back from scissoring? Christ almighty. Sexy as hell though.

Bill got gams on him, look at those thighs. I know but they really just got that heavy tan and you really see the freckles. He's built like a bottom. Heavy thigh freckles and pasty legs. Lou, is that your bait of your existence when you get naked that you're going to be pasty? Yeah, I plan on it. I'm always pasty. You never tan up ever? No. When I get some sun, my freckles come out, so it's just shit on top of shit. Pfft. That's no way to look at it, my friend.

I don't think that's true. Get a little color this summer. Lay out. I don't think so. I'll get you some carrot oil. What about, like, getting really into SPF and, like, cosmetics and going really pale? Everything like that.

That'd be terrifying. Just really hot and getting a real Dr. Moreau sheen about you. You wear some white linen with it too, and just spook everybody you encounter. My girlfriend's black, so it's a real contrast. Ooh.

Wow, it could be difficult to take a picture of both of you at the same time. Man, I bet, and no disrespect, when you look down at your wiener going in it's so cool looking I've only been there a few times in my life, but I remember how cool looking it's like the Manufacturing video that you see of them assembling ice cream sandwiches It looks like a negative of black lou fucking his wife Everything's the opposite. Yeah, is that cool? We were kind of we were kind of looking for an answer on that. Is that awesome?

It's fun, yeah. That's why black loses to the white chick. You fuck a black chick, you don't even know where her pussy ends and your dick starts. You're bored. Yeah, boring. I don't even know what to focus on right now. I guess I'll just think about video games until this is over. The only reason I know who's the difference between me and Christine is she has a hairy

asshole. I'm not a fucking idiot. I'm not a fucking idiot. I'm not a fucking idiot. I'm not a fucking idiot. I'm not a fucking idiot. I'm not a fucking idiot. I'm not a fucking idiot. I'm not a fucking idiot. I'm not a fucking idiot. I'm not a fucking idiot about video games till this is over. You know I know the only reason I know who's different between me and Christine is she has a hairy asshole

Not me I keep mine fucking I never get lost in the ceiling mirror Fangled up because what are you floating? Oh God? And he goes, are you floating? Oh God! Well, gross. Yeah, that's fucking gross, man. Christine, what's the problem? What the hell are you doing? He's just being funny to him.

Oh, oh yeah, no, her asshole's not here. I don't think, I haven't seen her asshole in a long time, but I don't recall it being hairy. It may have been hairy once or twice, and I probably would have made a joke about it. And then I'm sure it made a joke about it. And then I'm sure it was addressed forever since then. Cause I cut deep.

Sure. What is, now I see on the topic sheet here, the LOS couple fight, who put that on the list? I did, I heard about it. Where'd you hear about it? That's what I was curious to know. I forgot where. I'm always looking at a bunch of things. Yeah. Yeah.

There was a couple that I have to assume broke up. I haven't seen it yet. It was hanging in the balance, this couple. I don't know. Well, my back's to the audience pretty good. Louis looked back at some point and noticed, this is on Monday, that this couple was on Monday, that this couple was kind of, like this girl was not happy with the guy. The guy was such a fan. He was so sweet. This guy meant so well. And he meant, and so the girl,

Louis pointed that out, so we started talking to them. And it's funny, my instinct with crowd stuff like that always is to try to build the guy up and be like, he's sorry about the, he's just drunk and whatever, he was hammered. And trying to do that and make me think, okay, Louis is much more of like the, dump him, dump her, dude, or whatever, just going at that.

And then we talked to her, we brought over to the table for a minute and talked to her. And the guy was way too involved and then when she went back to sit at her table she was really just not enjoying herself at all and the guy just kind of kept going while the guy was going if they put in there thank God there's evidence of this that he will save his life probably they took his he left his phone on the table open and and they, I think they put a story that was like, they said, I hate black people.

And then the next story they posted said, seriously? And then they gave him his phone back, and then five minutes later, we're like, dude, we did this thing, like, or they take that down. And he was just like, dude, it's all good. And we're like, no, you just hammered, like you, they take that down. And he was just like, dude, it's all good. And we're like, nah, you're just hammered. Like, you really should take that down. He's like, dude, Ari Jafer's the man.

And it's like, oh, buddy. And then we're telling the girl, like, sweetheart, you need to get him, take his phone. And then like, sir. That's the last person he's given his phone to. Yeah, like, I know you hate, and then it was just all coming out in the wash, dude. It was so fucking funny funny just how it was like

Like some girl came back from the bathroom and was like yeah She's but or we found out she's supposed to move here in like two weeks to live with them And they've only seen each other like ten times She lives in Florida and he lives in she's moving from Florida to Jersey We've already said how that's she is not gonna enjoy that transition that no one will ever enjoy moving to New Jersey Not well, I enjoy very much moving to New Jersey True but I'm not from if you're in if you're a Florida person you like Florida You're not gonna like Jersey, right? You already don't like the people that from Jersey that moved to Florida. Yeah

Exactly. You hate them and now you're moving to fucking grounds here, so Yeah fucking so she was just And then in the bathroom some girl came back. Yeah, he lives with his grandmother She's gonna move in with him and his grandmother And it was just always that may sound worse where and then she eventually just stormed off and he just sat there for about Three minutes and it was like I go get her I go and they just vanished into the night Have you ever gotten into a big public domestic thing? Um, never that the people would really see,

like, me, like, having it out. Nothing like that, because I've never been drunk like that, where I can get that away from me. Me and Christina fought in, been fighting in public many times. And most notably was the Universal Studios where we went to. And then the breakup, because we were we shouldn't have gone, but we bought both tickets and we had our friend Michelle going with us.

It was, you know, Halloween horror nights. And we went, but just the mood break, never not fighting in between everything. But the thing was always like, the first thing that just always struck me that makes me laugh is the Jabberwockies. We went to the Jabberwocky show starting now and they came out and started like fucking dancing and Bodak Yellow was playing and I was like,

all right, I can't fucking Jabberwocky. Do, ding, do, ding. That's how good they are. They're so good. To this day, I will tell you, javwalkies rule. And then you get on a ride, and it goes, everyone, hands inside the thing, and you're just grunt faced. It's like, fucking, we shouldn't even have come this.

You go, whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Tss! And you just gotta get out, and it opens a, kshh! And you go, let's fucking go man. He goes, I need something to drink.

My fucking mouth's dry. It's a stupid fucking thing. The mindset I get into is I keep hoping one of the rides is gonna crack her. Like, all right, the mood's over, we're fine. And they're just like, ah, damn it, dude, we're still walking fast? What the hell?

Fuck, dude. We're still stomping a little bit? Fuck. He goes, what do you wanna do? And he's like, you wanna do the dragon boat? little bit. Yeah, because what do you want to do things like we want to do the dragon boat I guess yeah fine You love the dragon boat. Yeah There's no way to not enjoy it we were on the virtual

Reown is it VR? I guess technically whatever the Transformers ride one of them was just you it's one of those things you're sitting still But crazy shit's happening all around you. Is the chair moving at least? Yeah Yeah, but like very little it's almost in play It's like the screens around you make you feel like you're going and just like I mean the childlike wonder on our faces For for 13 whatever, you know 35 seconds to a minute. You're just like Wow, wow, I'm in Springfield this is the Simpsons. Did you have a walkie dude they don't fuck around is it their Halloween Heart Night show? Yeah.

Buddy this was and how long it's not even that long it's like 20 minutes but I loved it so much. Yeah we're really good at java walks. Bodak Yellow was just playing before the show and I was like oh this'm gonna go to the shower. I was just playing before the shower. I was like, oh, this song's kind of good. This song is great. Thumping.

This song is all right. All right, Cardi B. I don't dance now. I make money moves. Dude, so at what point does your mood start to shift? Like, are you giving them a chance right out of the gate? Oh, yeah, it's like you're not looking at each other. You just look straight ahead.

Yeah, right. We were in a fight when we went to the kids. And you have to go, I guess you yeah, it's like you're not looking at each other, you just look straight ahead. Yeah, right. Yeah. We were in a fight when we went to kids. And you have to go, I guess you go, it's great, right? We were in a fight when we went to Michael's farmhouse. These guys are actually really, really good. Staying with a straight face tone. These guys are- This is worth coming alone. Yeah.

Well, I'd watch actually a whole hour of these guys. Yeah. I wish they had a residency somewhere I'd go. I wish the whole thing was this. Jay fucking I think there's that that lines too long you want to see the fucking jab a walkies again big jab walkie okay on my heart of hearts dude I want a jab a walkie dance so bad there's something in me I want to be a javawock. I want to be the good like them. It's okay on video. I don't need to hit any, now this is early in the show. That's what I'm saying. Go deep.

If I'm in the middle of a domestic dispute and I'm seeing this, I'm like, I hope this gets good, man. I really need something. What year is this? It's 2021, which I hate. I hate it. I hate it. I'm like I hope this gets good man I really need something is it what year is this? 2021 which I think is too soon this was a while ago. It was a while ago let's go back to let's take it back to 2018-19.

2018. Pre-pandemic. Oh we are. Yeah 2019 maybe that was our show. Oh, we are. Yeah, Twy Nights 2019. Maybe that was our show. 2022. Click it, because I'm going to prove that the Javawagis were awesomer than that. That was we. What are they getting old? Oh, here we go.

Oh, now we're cooking with gas. Look at their light up outfits. Okay, this is much, much better. Yeah, they're in t-shirts in the other one. I like the UV jackets. Yes. They're all synced up. They're not just doing fucking bullshit every night these Koreans bring it

Okay, yeah, this is one million times better that might have been like a traveling squad or something from the other one like a B Team I was so in you know what I mean. Oh it might have been that might have been a fucking that might have been a matinee With the blue man group and I found out that there's actually like 15 teams of them. So it's like, you're not seeing the guys from the IBM commercial or the Intel commercial. Fuck that. That was just them everywhere. These are the guys that thought Blue Man Group was so cool that they like, got out of like art school or whatever and moved to where the Blue Man Group are to learn how to Blue Man Group.

And you're just like, fuck dude. This is like 110 dollars a day I'm just seeing guys at one point. We're really blue man crew Goddamn it dude. Well the thing about the jab walks, you know, if it goes easy original jab walk. He's who gives a fuck They go how you gonna tell if not take their masks off and see a bunch of Korean guys That'll work out for you If you were looking for the Korean guy who killed your sister they were all wearing jabberwocky masks and you took all their masks off You're not gonna be any closer

Or you're gonna blame the first guy whose mask you take off. This is him, I'm certain of it. I'm certain of it. Yeah, good public fight. What was the other one when you said we had? We were fighting, like on the way to kiss, but we kind of, it went away pretty fast. They came down from the ceiling playing the short marks and you were like,

what are we gonna do? I'm like, just talking awesome. They go, you from the backstage, you go, you wanted the best, he's talking awesome. They go, from the backstage, they go, you wanted the best. You got the best. Is there a whole speech today or something from something? Do they say where they're from? From the AEX.

There's that entire. Detroit Rock City. I think they're from Detroit Rock City. Kiss. And then I was like, you know, we looked at each other with all that. I guess we're supposed to stand up now for Kiss. My first time ever seeing Kiss live in my life.

And they just go, dim-da-da-da-da-ding, ka-ka-ka-ka-ka. And they start coming down from the fucking ceiling. They get low from the ceiling. And they just start doing Detroit Rock City. Dude, I was like, dude, I have childlike excitement there too.

I'm like, yeah, this is huge. Do you ever heard, there's the album of Paul Stanley, Stage Banner. It's called People Let Me Get This Off My Chest or something something like that. Oh really? Yeah, it might be on YouTube I want that it's so bad 57 minutes of him just being like Decent Paul Stanley because there is and I think he rules and It was always sold as him being like the the lady killer, you know, he got all the girls But when he gives us be you can go back to when he's young

His voice never changed if he was not in kid. He was gonna be a musical theater Because he goes he's like and I know new york city likes to party Dude someone compiled a lot of it and you can really lose your mind I mean a real Pinkies up accent on this guy. Well you know it puts butts in seats Jay. You guys like to kiss? Guys?

Yeah I'm not doing enough who here likes to party on stage. Is this it? You play it. you just skip around it It was Stanley. Oh, yeah On the night like this, it gets pretty damn hot! Woo! I'm telling you, I got this feeling, I got this feeling for the winner.

Number hot night, we're gonna get it, y'all! Oh! I love it! I love it! Can I tell you something? That does nothing for you? That's incredible. Well, I will tell you, the bummer,

if there was one bummer, well, there's a couple couple bummers always when we saw Marilyn Manson the other week because uh Again, I'll say it a thousand times looks great. He sounds great. You've seen him a bunch of times Oh, it's like the 90s. Right. It's like the late 90s and it was awesome. He's like a huge influence This is one of your main guys. I love them. Yes Like music and show I just just thought were fucking awesome always. But he, and I guess he always sorta did this a little bit, but you can hide it better when you're younger

and doing such cool theatrics on stage. But him just going, he gave like a little speech. That was awesome, it's like, cause they, you know, they tried, he almost got canceled hard, he did get canceled. And he was like, they tried to take me away from you, and they failed. And they tried to take me away from you and they failed and they tried to take you away from me

and they fucking failed. And the next song's gonna be called Disposable Teens and he goes, because we showed them, we are not disposable. What? Doesn't even follow the story. Whatever man, I got to the bit, I got to the bit shit did it work? Okay? It did undeniably it worked

But it wasn't great in that regard like it was just one the one we went 36,000 people go what? Go you give a little kiss coming up in the ceiling, dude You can't fight during this. No, we're like, all right, fight's over. Oh, this is your video, Christine. I mean, you're just bickering over whatever horse shit, who knows what it was that day, what we're bickering over. And then, oh, there's so much going on. You're like, you can't even waste time.

Like, this is a bazillion dollar show they put on Like fucking 70 years old We saw their final tour also, and it wasn't as good as that one that well It was also the first time seeing them. I think they still oozing sex appeal as old men. Yes Love that for them Yeah, he said oh you know he did that's right he did flick his tongue hairy ass women I'd like a lady with a nice hairy asshole I could market that. The best domestic story I have, I wasn't mine, but I was a party to it.

And it was, we do, for Dadmeat, we do a yearly breakfast at Shady Maple in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. It's an enormous smorgasbord. It's the biggest buffet in the country. Debbie's. What? You said you do it for Debbie?

For Dadmeat. Oh, Dadmeat. I thought you said it was someone's name and I'm joking. Is that your grandmother? Is she okay? No, yeah. Is that your grandmother? So we do this thing and every year we've given away

a retard of the year award. It's usually just to make fun of a guy who came from really far away, you know what I mean? It's to give him a golden helmet, you know? It's a nice time. And this year there was some competition for it. And we were like scrambling to like figure out who it should be. And so we just like we gave at the very end, we gave four dudes 60 seconds to just plead their case. Why are you retarded? And this is a friend of the

show, this guy, Chris trainer, he. He was talking about how him and his boys drove out to Lancaster, Pennsylvania to be there as hours, right? And my girl came with us, dude. And like, just before we get here, like an hour 45 in the driving, we get into an argument and we pull over and we're going back and forth and she's pissed and I'm just like well

I don't care man. I'm here to hang out my boys and at this point we've been at the buffet for I would say two hours and I 45 minutes, maybe we've been there all morning We're actually getting ready to leave and he goes and we get in this big fight and she's like yelling at me in front of My boys and I'm like, shut the fuck the fuck up like you know you're out of line and So we get so I'm expecting him to tell me he like told her to get out of the car or like just drop Me off and go home He goes so we pulled in the parking lot and she goes I'm not coming in and I said fine

And I said to him has she been in the car the entire time He left her in the car for three hours to eat at a buffet with a bunch of Seriously like brain damaged fat guy Three hours in the car by herself and then and then before leaving if she was a dog it would be illegal The fire department If I don't find the owner I gotta breaking the window when he got back. I'm sorry. If I don't find the owner, I gotta bust the window out.

So we wrap up, everyone's leaving. He decides to really take his time checking out the gift shop in the basement. I think I left before he did. Oh, shit. Could you imagine? Three hours. Three hours.

She wasn't locked in the car. No, but maybe not by any human lock But it's spiked can be a heck of a thing you know yeah, it is funny to Fuck up your own time to add a spite to be angry later Like I sat in that hot car for three fucking hours you didn't have to that is true Yeah, but I really want to be angry about you't there about yeah she's charging a heavy attack in there she's gonna let the button go when you get back oh no doubt the fight the fight the secondary fight is just it would terrify me to my core Christine I'm surprised

with even like ex-boyfriends or guys you'd I guess you never like dated too many people too seriously with how much how you drank to have like a public drunken fight with friends you must have Yeah with friends like real big like a bar screaming at each other No, me and I had one friend where we would fight kind of like in the car on the way home We'd like save horrible things to each other and then her girlfriend would start crying because she'd be in the middle of us Dude you know in at one half of a dyke couple's got to be great.

Although, as a girl, it's actually pretty dangerous, because they can both jump you, and it's all girls still. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's, uh, and boy law doesn't apply. We can't get involved in help. Yeah. Have you ever fantasized about more than one woman

attacking her, and you're forced to act? That's a, uh. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, she knew. She knew. and I knew where you were going, but I knew she was gonna, exactly what happened, she was gonna agree, and then no. I often fantasize about a woman, just one, Christine Sighs, coming and just beating the ever-loving shit out of her,

just in a fist fight, just a fair fist fight, just to get her back for all of the things she's done that I can't get her for. But, no, but in reality, like I said, that is what, like I said, I've never hit a chick ever in my life. I've never swung on a chick or anything. No, I know it's not an accomplishment,

I'm just saying, but how fast if my chick was getting jumped or even just beat up in a one-on-one fight, honestly, that I would like, I wouldn't think twice but Like probably not a punch because it just wouldn't be what my thought would go but like a throat grab throw on the floor Like I'd scare the fuck out of a girl to stop them from fighting Chris. I'd probably have to psych myself up I'd have to she'd probably have to get a little bit beat up first before I acted because it's I mean, you know Now do practice like a crazy ready, you know, I would never kill the man

No, no, dude practice a crazy ready. You know, I would never kill the man I know pull the trigger. It's not so simple. That's almost what I'm saying I don't think I come in there like with wild punches But I mean I'd be happy to like grab a girl by her fucking ponytail and like manhandle her head What a young one you're gonna you like just like that's what I'm saying Yeah, probably I couldn't see kicking and punching because you just don't need to you can throw them Where they are not gonna want to come. Who shoved towards the ground, that's also not punching. A stay down. Yeah.

That's right. Now also, I would have no problem, here's the thing, Christine's just not, she ain't the person, but I would absolutely hold a chick while Christine fucking went to work on her. Pro wrestling style? 100%, yes. I would hold her a full Nelson and

leave her faith give her chin out I'd live her up so MJ can come off the top rope I'm doomed to huge pussy. She is it's insane. No, he said has These are just jokes I fantasize that like her girl is gonna like attack him and I have to fight her the save like prove that I can Beat a bitch down ladies in a situation ladies. You heard it. She's seen so many women shitty with me She's done absolutely nothing shitty with these different than attacking and the one time I saw you, you know I didn't know you're gonna get pulled off stage. It'll happen so fast Yeah, I don't want you involved in that but but you're saying women have done enough They've gotten aggressive enough with you that maybe if she stepped in with like a finger in the face

Christine made me have to circle the block to spit in a woman's face. To get out of my car and spit in a woman's face because she wouldn't say anything or make any move when this woman, that was another hit my car, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, fucking crossing in front. It was another one of those, I'm letting someone go

and then they're in their phone or whatever, so I start going and then they start walking and then when I hit the brakes hard, so I don't hit them, they're just pieces of shit. Yeah, I'm walking here. Yeah. The poor thing, you don't have a girlfriend that's ready to fight at all times.

That was big enough for me right there. Christine did nothing, so I just. What did you leave it at though? Did you leave it at look or did you communicate that you wanted her to get out and beat this girl's ass? I stared at Christine as she did nothing. She just watched the girl walk out and beat this girl's ass? I stared at Christine. She did nothing. She just watched the girl walk off. And then when she looked back over at me,

I was like, you're not gonna do anything. And she was like, no. And I was like, well, I can't. And I just circled the block, guesstimated about where she would be, walking on the avenue, on First Avenue. And I saw her, and I double-parked the car and got out and walked over to her, and she was like, she's like, oh's like oh my god really and I just hung this

fucking luge in her face. If I can't fight you I'm gonna spit at you I've learned that in my life I'm gonna spit in your face. Well I shouldn't because well the retaliation for that it's a salt. The retaliation for that is almost... It is a salt. No no it is for sure I'm just saying that the retaliation for that is all it is No, no it is. I'm just saying like the retaliation going up and punching somebody in the stomach or Slapping them is gonna get less of a visceral response from the wrong person than spitting in their face If you spit in my face, I think I come at you much quicker than if you tried to like grab me really, you know Yeah, I'm worried, I hope I do the same thing, but I'm worried I go, oh, real nice.

And then it's over. Once you hit real nice, it's like, sorry man, checkmate. Checkmate. Real nice, dude. Real nice. Oh, cool, dude. Oh, I guess this is the way. Nice, you're real tough.

Oh, Mr. Cool Guy. Okay. Nice. Oh, all right. Lou, I know when you're drunk in the H, you've had yourself a nice public battle or two. Yeah. You've had yourself a couple of nice pub fights.

Did you, was that a thing going wet back before, forget what we know of you? Were you always a public, like, fight with your chick? No, just that one. Really? Yeah. So you were able to better masking it? Because that's what I'm saying.

I've been in arguments with Christine in public tons. We've gone to events where we weren't really talking to each other. But publicly, you wouldn't be like, oh, they're going through a thing. You'd be like, they're fine. Yeah, I was good at hiding it until you can't hide it. Black low? You'll get tossed. That's when you get tossed before. Yeah, I love getting tossed fucking love it

but no, I don't really have that luxury because all my girlfriends have been white and like fighting a white girl in public and Fucking cop show up and like no, there's just no it just now you're wrong You were just dating in the wrong era dude You could now now that white woman, all the white women come at her for coming at you, is how it would go, dude. You're a victim of society's whatever, blah, blah, blah. It does depend on the woman.

If Black Lou is gonna get aggressive with a white lady, her ponytail better be pulled back really tight. Yes. And very shiny. Oh, you're right, maybe some Lululemons. It can't be local place brand leggings. It's gotta be tight and very shiny. Oh, you're right. Maybe some Lululemons. It can't be local place brand leggings. It's gotta be like the good shit. Not a sundress, you know? No.

No, no, no, no, exactly. And by the way, she's got, whatever her stretch pants are, there's a pocket for her phone and one of those odd form-fitting zip-up windbreaker tops. Why is it so tight? It's not gonna break wind at all. One of those odd form-fitting zip-up windbreaker tops It's not gonna break wind at all Good for you. So never never never been in a public fight. No, but when you get home you super black it up

Let you run your motherfucking mouth She's I bet you wouldn't say I should to the statue. Don't you ever get cute with me. You wouldn't say that to the statue. You know, someone should make a statue of a taller black guy fucking going like, with his arm back up to slap her. He goes, I also, this is an amalgamation of a bunch of black dude models that I got. A bigger statue of a guy slapping her.

Christine, why don't you know how to Photoshop that immediately? And then what they build behind him because now we're establishing kind of a food Then a cop with his gun out fired bullet already Then three trans protesters behind the cop There's a gorilla somewhere Somewhere in there man walks out of the ocean I Think there's fish

Walks out of the ocean gorilla person Cop No trans activists the cop Fuck new Darwinism as the new Darwin god damn it that is so funny Speaking of gigantic women in Times Square Lizzo's lost weight I was looking at me. You don't mean that Lou. I was looking at my self Lower body naked today and thinking of all the surgeries I'd like to get to correct the problems that I've done in my life.

And I'm gonna look into these things still. What's at the top of your list? Fuck, right this moment, it would be, honestly, it's gotta be skin removal. Gunt tuck. Skin removal for my stomach. For sure. And then the fucking gunt inner thigh shit,

because as I lost weight, that's what looks kinda like, it doesn't look great. What do they do for that? Do they just tuck that in? They just suck suck it out fucking yeah, take some skin off probably And then you get the c-section scar on the belly. That's fine. You get a cool tattoo to cover it up though I could I'll get some flowers to go across Solve it or fucking or the angel coming out like I would get a Phoenix rising out of my dip to cover up my fucking

Christine you look into what skit lipo Dude she's own she's as wide as it There's also a little guy eating. She has lost a lot of weight. There's also a little guy eating her pussy right now. Here's the thing. There's a problem with weight loss, and I'm living it right now. When I was like, dude, you look fucking great. What that means is you look great for what you were,

and there's no other way to look at it. Because if you were a person who was in shape, and I should have looked like this one day, you'd be like, are you okay? I'm good, man. Yeah, like what the fuck's happened to you so it's where you came from do you know I mean and she is so that she looks great from where she came from you shouldn't still wear a fucking two-piece bathing suit I know I think her mindset needs to change she's gotten thinner but she should feel like she's fatter. Yeah

You know how she had that like fat discoloration on her undercarriage that would constantly photograph because she was spreading her legs on stage Yeah, Zach go away or is she dealing with like a I don't know. Maybe they could bleach that Maybe you can bleach it. Are you gonna think bleach says part of your regimen. This is on your docket I probably bleach Christine look up the price of penis bleaching. Liposuction, here's what I wanna know. Liposuction, skin removal, inner thigh, and upper dick liposuction, please.

And you know, wherever they gotta cut and tuck and pin. That's one of the things I miss most about being fat was that big pad above the wiener. You like that? Well, I don't know if I liked it at the time, but it's definitely something that goes away and you don't have anymore, and sometimes you think about it.

Yeah, fat pad above the wiener. Fat pad above the wiener, and seeing that thing just get rounded and soft. I don't know if I ever once had a positive feeling about it, but like, bro, that's, you know. But you miss it. You miss it more than anything. You change, man, you gain things and you lose things. He goes, I don't know, I hate it positive feeling about it, but like, bro, that's, you know. But you miss it. You miss it more than anything. You change, man.

You gain things and you lose things. He goes, I don't know. I hate it when I had it. But I miss it more than anything. It's like war. Hey, man. All you think about is getting out of there. And then once you're out, all you think about

is getting back in. Rotate back to the dick. Damn, I can't believe it, Lizzo. OK, liposuction can vary depending on location. It can cost from thousand to twenty thousand or more with an average around forty seven hundred skin removal Can add to the overall cost from four thousand to ten thousand or more? Motherfuck How much to get a skin like that? Yeah, I do Abdominal right there. That's the one eight grand to fifteen grand Abdominal skin removal. Can you get fillers for your butthole?

Give yourself kind of like a kissy thing down there and put lipstick on it? Oh, baby. Can I get butthole fillers? Can I get my balls pumped up? Full body liposuction. That's too much. They just go in through your feet.

Yeah. I just make all my skin stick to my muscles. Just get everything out from in between it. Oh yeah, people get their, they get it Botoxed. Ooh, anal Botox for bottoming? Yeah. Well, I'm gonna say is it cheaper if I'm not doing that part?

Not bottoming? Anal failure prevention. I top because I don't have insurance. How much is that? Yeah. 900 bucks. I'm saving up to insurance. How much is that? I'm saving up to bottom is 900 bucks Hmm, I mean, you know, I can take me a couple months. Maybe they have a payment plan

Christine look up best Best plastic surgeon best cosmetic surgeon in North Jersey. We're gonna solve this today Who's gonna make my dick bigger in my thighs and belly smaller? What are you making faces at? Why just cuz you can't afford it, that's all right I do you haven't seen my inner thighs. Yes. that attitude, I ain't paying for shit. I do. You haven't seen my inner thighs. Yes, I have. No, you haven't.

You haven't seen my above dick. I've seen your naked when you get out of the shower. I try to avoid that at all costs. You run, you cover. No, you don't. Do you go hand over the boobs and vagina? Yeah, my boobs, my pussy. Do you go towel around the tits

when you get out of the shower? I don't. In my heart, I would, but I never do, no. It's always, I said this before too, I've never been T-shirt in a pool because it draws more attention to be a T-shirt in the pool than it does just to be another fat guy in the pool. You just gotta get over it yourself.

No one else gets a shit. Really brave, I never crossed that bridge, man. I had to change my whole life instead of getting out of the T-shirt in the pool. You did T-shirt in the pool. I did T-shirt in the pool. Yeah I can't do it. I can't do it. Now there's great excuses. What was uh you could say like for some things you wear those guards like the swim there's like swim shirts you go wear now but I'm like. The UD shirts yeah. Right but you're like I also that's gayer than just being fat.

Yeah absolutely dude. I probably had massive body issues because I was getting fucked with by my older brother and his friends while I was fat, and we had an above ground pool in the backyard. So, constantly just getting your fucking swim trunks stolen and- While you're in there. And your row homes, your neighbors are on top of each other.

And yeah, so one day they pulled my trunks off and threw them on the roof and then everyone went back inside the house I was just out in the pool completely nude and fat and I had to by the way no ladder looks like you're someone just left the baby after one of those underwater births he's left in there just floating on the top of the water no ladder so it was like two hands on the edge of the pool lift your ladder, so it was like two hands on the edge of the pool, lift your fat little shiny boy butt out. How is that butt?

And then your knee up on the side and then climb up. We had a little deck. Oh, it was a deck, a deck around it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And yeah, I had to do the fucking, you know, what was it, what's that statue? Or she's clam shelling her pussy or whatever. I could do that and like waddle over to the house.

Well, I always know the move to it. So I say getting out of a pool with no ladder, as a kid, any pool, you had to essentially beat yourself. You have belly on the floor. Like, you get up enough to get your upper body on the concrete and then roll sort of out, and then you bring a nice wave of what? A little tsunami of water with you

that gets sucked back in with the current. Yeah, and then you're stuck between what's the move? Do I stay on my belly and kind of rotate 90 degrees after I get one leg up and then do rock back on my knees? Or do I throw myself on and instead of rotating 90, kind of roll my hips over too and make it look like kind of a move to get out of the pool? I would just continue to roll to the grass

because I don't want my knees on the hard concrete. So I would just continuously roll. I would beach myself and then roll until I felt soft. Yeah, I had a birth of Venus. Scoot across the yard. And those flying people, those were my neighbors in their second floor bedroom windows looking out at me and laughing and calling me fat shit.

In Kensington, nonetheless. Yo, you guys have any meth? No? Who's the fat kid in your pool? We sell tickets to that Yeah, Kenzie. Oh Kensington oh shit. We got to takes a break Tim butterly he's gonna be dead pro comedy club of Wilmington, North Carolina June 27 and 28 for tickets and all of his tour dates Wilmington, North Carolina June 27th and 28th for tickets and all of his tour dates go to Tim butterly comm And make sure you check out Tim butterly show on YouTube at YouTube comm slash Tim butterly I

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