The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Jacob's Dirty Lies

Episode Date: August 1, 2023

Producer Jacob hurts Jay and the crew with his filthy, selfish lies!

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I'll be right back everybody. But it is Mattelka. 5-3 death once a week and goddamn it Lou turned it up. I'll be right back everybody! I'm flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying You know you just caught me down before the show about bringing Max I was a little nervous about bringing him to this constant like dude it's gonna be fine Now I'm gonna be fine now He's gonna be totally fine. He's gonna be totally fine. He's with us more responsible I cannot breathe He's gonna be so fine, but I told you he's gonna be in my shoulders. Christine's gonna be on his shoulders. He weighs 130. Yeah 130 that's good He's got to go away that's how's epic go away. I hope he can hold up double his weight on his shoulders

Buck 30 how old is he? He's 10. He's 10. We're the same kid Buck 30's 10. He's a solid 10 me a match of the same Child my broke-ass mom my broke-ass mom My broke mother had to Get a job of big and tall so she can close me She mean by job you mean have sex with the manager at big and tall no none of that one. Oh, okay? She probably fuck people big and tall It's beyond my mom we're talking about here

The lady liked it lady like the long and strong We're likes it I should say my step-father's got a massive cock so how do you know? Oh? Well, oh, Bobby maybe if you watch my first special. Oh, yes No, Bobby, maybe if you watched my first special, you'd know. Oh, yes. Sorry, sorry, sorry. No, I saw it flapping around when I was younger. Also, my step brother, my step uncle, at one point, so my step father's sister

was also in like weightlifting and shit. She got married to a guy for, like what kind of weight, like Jason Ellis weightlifting? No, no, no, no, not that kind of way lifting it all. I don't believe. Bonfire context. Yeah, bonfire context. Jason Ellis does a lot of gay stuff on the only fans.

It's jarring, but I can't look away. And exciting. It's very exciting. I have to see it. I recommend it as a subscription. What, Jacob? But he gets a workout in. Guy should exit the workout in for sure.

Kill two birds with one car. Oh yeah. If you're doing lat pulls and getting your ass sucked by a black cowboy, you're probably fine. You're burning double the calories. I bet. Yeah. It's hit training at its best.

Yeah. It was fantastic. What was the initial thing I was saying? You have father riding and fucking. No. So my stepfather was his sister, they were in powerlifting. Yeah. And then she ended up being with a guy

married him for a little bit, named Rob who was a dentist. She became his dental hygienist with no schooling. And yes, cut them like Jacob's got a, you know, we have to de-bacterialize the whole studio. Help out, Lou. And he was a powerlifter too. An adentist, they got this house, they had money.

So they bought a model house in a development. You know what that means? Like, it's like already done. So you're just choosing the furnishing. Yeah, you're just choosing the furnishings. Yeah, it's you're just choosing the you choose no furniture basically Did you get the furniture that they had in there to sell those houses and So it was nice enough stuff, but they're they had a room that was decorated for like a little boy with like sport stuff on the wall and like You know yard lines on the sheets and comforter and then a girls room with like print. They had no children and

Where they're furniture was they had a big screen TV in the uh, you know like a dandown stairs all of their weightlifting trophies on the floor and they just got to hung out in that room. They're also pill heads at this point also. Pop a lot of pills. This is hindsight I find out. But they were all whacked out. And at one point hindsight's 2020. It is 2020. My stepfather's sister leaves this guy eventually, just up and left. And he started going a little wacky. And my stepfather was like, I wish you go see your uncle Rob. He's like going through it. So let's go keep him company for a little bit. He illegally took my braces off that day with his tools. What?

I had braces on. I was one of those like seven, eight years of braces kids and I was just like, can we take these off? I'm not doing what I'm supposed to do. Eventually, all Ford new teeth. Eventually, all the dream. Yeah, I should have just done right with those braces. I wouldn't have any issues, but I didn't do that at all.

I just left them on the first time I got them and never really didn't even think though. And had him forever. So he took those off and then we went to his house. I'm 16, right? And we go to this big house, we have the lunch. He's showing us around. He's clearly cooked out of his head. And again, this is hindsight.

I just like, this guy's like, amped up about shit. And he goes, this is what I pretty much do all day. And he takes us to his bedroom. It's got like couches in it also. This is getting good. Yeah, he opens up a cabinet with his TV and he goes, this is what I'd be doing all day. And he just puts on porn for two other men and him sitting there. He then goes and takes a piss with the door open and then he goes, hey guys, we look up and he turns around and he's just like, like, looking his dinger around like at us, just doing like dude humor, I guess. And we're like, ah, alright. And then he goes, hey Joe, it's my stepfather. Hey Joe, I can't believe I've been friends now for so long and I've never even seen you dick. Everyone always says you have this huge dick and I've never seen how is that possible? And he just keeps goading him to show it to them. It sounds like a scenario to gay porn by the way totally

Yes, that parents involved for sure a kid braces. Oh, yeah, let's take those braces off and get an adult's cock in your mouth Yeah, they'll hurt my dick I'm not going in there with the hell that metal. So he starts telling myself, he's like, he's like, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her,

her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, her, then there's like one of those half walls Sure, you know, and then the other side of that's like the bed and everything the hole in it Not even a hole was just almost like a half wall. I'm in oh glory hole Thanks Jay my apologies. I don't know Yeah, there's a hole he was gonna see from the other side They leave me on the porn side sure and they walk over to the side and all I see the motions always make me my stepfather loves this so much when I tell the story because my stepfather I just seem to are you want to see that bag is come here I'll show you over here and he goes and I just see like the like so much arm movement for pulling a cock out. Do you know what I mean? Where it's like I would just like pull my zipper out and be like bling. He had to do

some kind of like a like shoulder underneath. Like he's unloading a bag of flour from a truck. Yes. And trying not to hurt his back. Yeah, he's lifting with his legs for sure. He's going down. So he must have pulled it out. And my stepfather then starts laughing and Rob, this coaxed out guy who has been off the wall all day.

I mean bouncing off the ceilings. His face goes make this crazy painted on smile to just like he just like it's like freaked out face. And dead serious he just goes, that's a really big dick show. And it just killed the whole rest of the hang. Like we sort of left shortly afterwards. Like I think he went over and turned the porn off right away. Like I just killed. He was so blown away by the size of my father's dick. That's something. That's a big dick. Big dick.

That happened to be a true outsmall in Vegas. Yeah. Yeah, he walked in naked. I was in a hot tub with this flat attendant. He walked in, smoke at a joint. He was like, yo, move over. I was like, I go, bro, listen to me. I'm gonna look at you dick for around three minutes.

Cause I've never seen anything like that in my life. Biggie, huh? Biggie. Soft, it's big. Soft life. Biggie, huh? Biggie. Soft. It's big. Soft. Yeah. Thank God it wasn't hard.

I feel like I remember, I think I saw Sherrod's penis once at the bar at the seller. When it was a weird place to see it. You might remember, I couldn't tell you these girls names already. There was one of those packs that we talked about before. There was just two girls who came to the cellar for like two weeks if they were on a trip or something. And they were just the whores of the cellar. Right.

And I think they stayed with Sherada couple. It was when he was living back with like Rachel and shit. Oh yeah. And they stayed with Sherada for a couple of nights. And they were just like, I think at the bar like they pulled, they pulled his dick out or he pulled it out. So they can show that they love grabbing Additors of me. This is definitely in the beginning of 2000. This is not this is not oh, no, this is before the times where a change in yeah

Pulled times times have a change now in fact, so these girls came they were like hey, we want to fuck everybody I mean they were like wild now would be like you take the female waitresses cock out at the bar Now it would be like you take the female waitresses cock out at the bar Do they like they would like finger each other in the hallway before people went on it was bizarre Yeah, bar was well fun. I would say fun very fun very fun time bizarre now Bizarre and hindsight yeah, if you start now you're like what the fuck is happening? I go I would be doing is this a comedy club Do we work here? That's what I would be doing Where's Liz? Liz? Where's Liz?

Liz. I mean, these young guys don't even have respect for the arts. I really have become crotchety old man. Hey, there's an orgy in the green room. My green room? I trust my diet-peach snapples are in there. My zero gatorade. My zero snapples.

I only ask for one thing on my rider now. Or geez. That and zero gatorade. And I came in one time and I saw all the comics little just drinking my zero gatorade. Okay, I don't like hearing that. And I almost fucking snapped. Yeah.

But I was like, this is gonna sound stupid. It is. If I was like, guys, that's my zero-gatorade. And I said to one kid, I was like, hey man, is there any more zero-gatorade left? And he was like, I thought this was communal. I go, nothing about this room is communal. You know, you're not supposed to. You're not even on the show.

And you're drinking my fucking Barry zero Gatorade I called don't I go they drink my zero Gatorade I'm like my zero Gatorade dude. She's like just get them for me. She goes just get more Mike 7-11 is closed 7-11 is closed. Yeah closes. What are you gonna do? Fuck a shit town. I was at nothing was open. I'm so mad I've gone to a close 7-11 on the road. I wanted to punch through the window.

It's, it's, oh, it's nuts. I did that in Baltimore. They closed. He goes closed. I'm like, it's 7-11. Yeah. It's not the whole thing. Yeah, it's not 7, I don't know what 7-11 means.

It's also. What does it mean? 7-11. Nothing to do with that. 7 days, 11 hours a day. I don't know what it means. Maybe that's what it was. I don't know. Maybe we're wrong. No, Seven? Nothing to do with that. Seven days, 11 hours a day? What does it mean? Maybe that's what it was. I don't know, maybe we're wrong.

No, it's supposed to be 24 hours. It was seven, seven days a week, 11? What's the 11? I don't fucking know, I'm stupid. What does it mean? It's the angel number. This is seven. It was changed from totem to 7-11.

They reflect the company's new extended hours, 7 a.m. to 11 p.m. Stays per week. I don't know why I had 7-11 open 24 hours down. No, no, no, no, you're not wrong. It's a known for being a 24 hour a day place. But it should be 7-24, right? It should be 7-24 that never changed the name. So I guess they're only legally obligated

to 11 hours a day. Not damn it. But, oh no, that's not 11 hours. That would be 16 hours a day. I've dammit. But oh no, that's not 11 hours. That would be 16 hours a day. 716. 716. The brand stuck. Yeah, it's a brand stuff, but it's always supposed to be a 24 hour place. I've never pulled in at night, but man, yeah, I've gone in Texas. I remember having to happen. I walked. There was nowhere to get food. It was bad weather. Oh, so I go go let me walk across this

Icy Tundra because there's a 7-Eleven out by the road Closed in the lights are on though. They keep the lights on. Yes. That's what's fucking Infuriating and you'll always wait because like maybe there's in the bathroom. There's only one person there. Yeah I think I had done that when I worked at a 7-Eleven before in fact I worked at a 7-Eleven overnight. That was my shift. You did? Yeah, wow that's my pink story. That's where I found out when I was kind of like, not shitty, but I was like dismissive of pink on an airplane because... I remember that story. She was telling me that she was going to go finish her album and I was going to do comic view. And I was like, actually, I'm the one doing something cool. I'm telling you about lady.

I'm hitting on you. And she made it and then she then she went into some burlesque spin out for some reason. Yeah. Now she just hangs from ropes. I know you're though. I want to see her live. You do? Yeah. I love her. You just want to see her get pulled up in the air. She's from Philly. She's a Philly girl. Yeah. She's a so I mean that's where how I ended up bumping in there. But yeah, and then I was working overnight to 7-Eleven. They had the hot singles and one of them was pink. And I'm like, no. And I looked at the picture and I'm like, yep. Yep. Remember I was treating her like a dickhead

and I'm working at a 7-Eleven and the time her album came out? That's so hard. Remember all that comic view got me was my father called me after years and said he should be my manager. What's your father doing? Can you be my manager?

You want him to be your manager? Yeah, sure. He can. I think he's retiring from all of the work soon. He had a bunch of heart shit happen. He's got a big cock, all right? No, oh, your real dad doesn't know. My dad's got a putt. He gave me his putt. I have my debt from my memories of my dad's dick. When I was young, he gave me his dick. Christine's face just went close.

Oh, she wishes I was Joe's son. Christine's face just went close. Oh, she wishes I was Joe's son. With that flapper? Fuck. You want to take a shot? You want to take a shot? It's like my ding-dong, right there. It's like my ding-dong.

What's that, sir? What's that, sir? How about I leave? How about you suck my ding-dong, right there? Someone sent me a clip of him on a podcast the other day, Pablo Francisco, that's Pablo Francisco, by the way, that context of those clips that are Pablo Francisco falling off stage, obliterated on drugs.

How many can you put on? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, That's one of my fat on the poor guy. I know. Sometimes I take too much happiness and someone else's meltdown, but when it's self-inflicted meltdowns doesn't really make me feel bad. But he, uh, he, they should have wanted to think recently. The guy only knows how to talk and impressions and voices. It's like, uh, we set it back and forth with Dan, really dude. Be careful, bro. Hey, you do. You have to be John.

What was it, John Winters? What's it, what's it, what's it, what's it, what's it, Jonathan Winters. Jonathan Winters, that's, you do everything they can. Hey, you do the girl voice, Jonathan Winters, and then back to everything else. But bring up Pablo Francisco on a, take him to Pablo Francisco,

Pablo Francisco podcast, and if I could see it, I might know what it is, but he just goes, let's see. I'd be the saddest thing for you. We just saw Dan five years from now. Just do that. Randy Macho, man. Yeah. Cause I'm in the middle of it. Let's just turn around and give him part. I left the bonfire. Yeah. I shouldn't have left. Yeah. I should have stayed. Now Bobby and Jay are big acts all over. Yeah. It's crazy. Oh, you're gonna dollar

They say you did hindsight is that one each one Go ahead play this a sec. I don't know if you call it a better joke If you leave me now, you that's right. It's Peter's what is it? Pearson Tara Peter said Tara Pearson Tara that's right from Chicago. That's right. It's Peter's, what is it? Peter said Tara. Peter said Tara. Peter said, oh, that's right from Chicago. That's right. And then you know what? He, he, he got a transition. So now he got an operation. If you leave me now, you leave a big, okay, gosh, I didn't come with a joke on that one. Oh, God. It's manic. I can't be around people like that. I get, my, I start to breathe weird. That was, that wasn't, there wasn't a question asked. No, he just starts doing that. He has to build either he

Of course he's on drugs, but he has to have that energy to have the shit just come out of him like that like you go crazy You have to you have to be like yeah I mean I'll fucking kill myself Played on a second. He will next time, next time he talks, nothing of his own voice except for a sentence maybe. But this is, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, he's on a podcast, but not a comedy, is this a, these are comics, right? Yeah, they are. What's it called?

Kite Club? It's, it's just local somewhere. Kite, what is Kite Club? I'm not sure. It's these two guys. They go very nice table. Very nice studio. It might be a super popular podcast.

I mean, I think they're LA guys, my guess. Very fancy. Jonathan Kite. or it looks nice though they go very nice table very nice studio. Oh, it might be a super popular podcast. I mean, I think they're LA guys, my guess very fan. Very fan. Jonathan kite. Jonathan kite. Okay, kite club got it. Oh, Johnny kite. Yeah, Johnny.

Johnny, Johnny. Yeah, but there's Jeremiah's on it. Yeah, Tony Robbins. Yeah. One of them says Pablo takes a call. Tell you what, his logo's pop looks like like fight, I get it, fight club, but it's kite club. I got it, I figured it out.

Guys, I got it. I did it, Lou, look, it's kite club, not fight club and it's the same pink. Oh, I get it. Okay. It's different though than fight club. But it's different, it's not fight club. It's Jay, it's kite club. It's kite club. But it's different though than fight club, but it's different. It's not fight club. It's Jay

It's kite club. It's a club, but it's like the same logo as fight club as fight club, but it's not like on the soap you remember fight club. It's kite club. That's great. That's the word play. Got it Go back to the YouTube page because I play this because I'm telling you just whenever he talks It will just go right back into it and I have no idea. We're in uncharted waters now. That's this because I'm telling you just whenever he talks it will just go right back into it And I have no idea we're in uncharted waters now. That's how much I'm trusting this Yeah, nice. It doesn't what the uh, Copa Kai The sound track yeah um for uh for part two

I am the man who sounds like Climax the frog Now be there hero you've been thinking of. What do you think? Yeah. That's not even working on it. I do it better. You watch that show. I heard it's really funny.

It is funny. And there's good comics on there too, Dan Adude and Brett Ernst. Brett Ernst. Played the two guys who work in the Cardiola ship. Brett Ernst, funny guy. He has a brother too, if that's comedy too. He's really funny as well.

But yeah, he was a coper cop. I guess you're not. That rough must-y, always like the man guy. It's too, that's comedy, too. He's really funny as well. But yeah, he was a co-oper cop. I guess you're not. That rough monso is like the, he's like the main guy. It's like Daniela Russo, now who's still living in the valley and sort of like what's going on with him today? But he's kind of a dick. Like he's a dick version of himself. Yeah, he's believed his own myth.

Yeah, what about the angle of the go? Let's take a movie of Karate kid and what happens after? I don't know. Whenever there's to make money, you know, if 30 years later, he's stuck. Dr. Cologne will be quaid with David Caradine. What are they doing now? That's right. David Caradine runs a 7-Eleven. You must get cigarettes. Okay. And Chuck Norris, he wants to buy cigarettes. I don't you, you have to card me first. I mean Need to be in the room with Chuck

I just say something though Chuck Norris is the same as David Caradine It's and it's the same guys the movie guys just am I crazy? No, yeah, no every voice was the same and I do about it Ready why are there so many songs about rainbows? Why are there so many songs about rainbows This World two-carm permits and David Karen No world and Chuck Norris I'm making Jacob laugh Not speaking with Jacob right now. What?

You're speaking with Jacob right now Jay. Yeah, is it about that thing? Yeah, it's another thing for my buddy. I talked you about that. Yeah, and sometimes people listen What's happening? Jesus no Okay What's happening? You okay look you know I got you back, but we talked about this and maybe you should just Jacob put me in a position. He put us all in a position

He did you put us all in a position put me in a position. He put us all in a position. He did. He put us all in a position. Put us all in a position. Yeah. You, Jacob, if you're gonna tell me... He can't even look at me. I can't even look at you.

It hurts me too much. Jay, Jay, me and Christine and Lou, we're here for you. Thank you. And you need to stick up and you need to deal with this. Jacob, put your fingers down and face this. Jacob you've hurt my feelings in the following ways. Last week you made me part of a lie, a big lie. All of us. You made all of us. You put all of us in a big lie and didn't give us any warning. Christine's looking at me. The one thing on this, look at, I haven't been part of this show that long, but the one

thing I know about this show is that we come from the heart and we shoot from the hip. And we, and we're honest with each other. We're honest with each other. And the fans, crackle crackle. That's the one thing I've learned from doing this show. There. And you put Jay and all of us in the position. And Jay's hurt.

It hurt. So either one of them can look at me now. I don't want to. Jay, yeah. What did I make you? I mean, if we lose, if there's no honesty, we lose the fans. That's what we thought was the fans.

So what did I do? I would never leave you down a road like that. Pretty sure the fans Would probably jaws in the floor also when they heard you say this I actually did shows this weekend and some of the fans were confused And I talked to them after the show That's a thing without Crackle Crackle everybody and they were like what was up with that? They're like that didn't make any sense. That's not the case at all. We're all aware. It's not the case Yeah, why would he lie to someone like that and make everyone then have to like, oh yeah, I guess we're all lying. Yeah, they said, you know, we get enough lies from the news

and we didn't expect it from you guys. What did I want? Well, do we have the evidence? I couldn't get it. No. It's okay. It's okay, we don't need the evidence because we all were here to feel it and hear it and see it. No. It's okay. It's okay. We don't need the evidence because we all we're here to feel it and hear it and see it. Conversation we had in the

lovely and hilarious Karen Fihan was in studio last week. That's her queefs if you recall. A little bonfire context. That's her queefs. That's what her queues sound. Yeah. And we were going there. It was the salacious hour. It was towards the end of the show. We were cut and loose. And then she said, Karen brought up her only fans. Right. Mm-hmm.

I wish she said something we all kind of gave acknowledgment of like, oh, yeah. We've seen the only fan. And Jacob just played. He looked at all of us and he just goes, you've been only, I think I've heard that you haven't only fans from somewhere before. You I said, I think I said, Jay told me about it. Old me about it. You did not say seen it. You did not say seen it. You in fact, you denied seeing it. You said, I've been.

You showed it to me and I said, I showed it to you. I've shared it with you. You've watched it alone. You've asked for it for sure. Yeah. You've done it. Yes, you have. Why wouldn't you have? Yes, you have.

I have an answer to that. You've masturbated to Jay's woman. Why wouldn't you masturbate to the woman? You smacked off the Christine. Yeah, you smacked off the Christine. You smacked off the Christine. You smacked off the Christine thoughts. You could have had...

You could have looked at Karen Fian's actual asshole. This is life. Those things happen. What lies to your friends? pervert. You're just like the pristine thoughts you could have had. You could have looked at Karen Fian's actual asshole. This is life. Those things happen. What lies to your friends and your fans? I have not actively looked. I have. Don't look at me, Jacob.

Look at the man you hurt the most. I wish we had more time, because I would have admitted that you showed it to me, but after that, I've never looked. Show it to you. What? No, I show it to you. I sent it to you in your phone. I know you didn't. So you have it. I do never looked. She told you what? No, I show it to you. I Sent it to you in your phone. I know you do have it. I do have it. You look at it

Jay, you don't understand well no you do understand this. I have very vanilla taste I'm just not it's not my thing. You're saying she's going to hardcore in those pictures And no, I don't say it's too hard for, I don't care that she does, it's just nothing. I would never look, it doesn't interest me that anyone does that because it's not what I'm into. Really, you're not into looking at a girl's vagina. That you think's hot naked. No, I do like naked vagina.

Did you see, I mean, a couple questions real quick. Did you see the photos? You showed me in the room one time. I'm not, that in the room one time. That's my new favorite clip before it even happens. What? I do like naked vaginas. No, I like, I like touching them. I like looking at them. I like doing all of that. It's great. But I don't like actively look at, uh, it's not my thing. It's like, it's just, it's just nothing. Did you see it?

I like mystery. Did you see it? I'm saying Bobby. What do you want? I like the art of... First of all, I believe we looked at it on the show once. You want her to put... You want her to put you to commit a crime so you can solve it? Oh.

You know what I'm saying? If you give me the J-Likes porn, and I would rather see the Kaleesi Takeer top off in Game of Thrones. Listen, I love a scenario. I love a long, I love a long buildup. I like acting and porn. I like a long buildup,

and then I like a nice acting, and I like them to go back into acting, and I like a plot. We all like what we like. Please, but to pull all the tension off for you in a second will keep the hammering on like this. But what I'm saying. Always about to pull all the tension off of you in a second with keeps the hammer on like this. But what I'm saying, I like to know two people are in love. Bob, do you say the word making love?

Do you use that term? I'll tell you what I like to say make love. Yes, I do. No, you don't. I do. I hate that. Can I say something? I call Don lover. Don, you want to go make love? They make love is so uncomfortable for me. I don't know why. I

Was listening to the song feel like making love yesterday by bad company like what a dumb turn Yeah, that's why I do all like grew up. Do you want to go make love? I mean don't go shit Can you know it really gets me off and porn what when they kiss When when the two people in the porn make out and they start to kiss but not just yeah Soft kiss and they and they because to me when you kiss Is when it's real and it makes it more real for me when they, when they kiss fuck. I like kiss fuck. That's what gets you? That's what gets me, yes.

What do you pop to? What do you try to time your pop to? When she flips over and goes in my ass, plus whack. Okay. All right. But that's about 14 minutes in? Yeah, yeah, around 14.50. But that's not even what we yeah, yeah, I'm 14 50

But that's not even what we're talking about you see what you did you deflected hard It was good, but you know I'm getting back to it. I'm gonna ask you a serious question now I deflected you deflected because you put it on me You did you did you see the photos? That's it. Yes or no did you photos. That's it. Yes or no? Did you? Don't say he did you? You know, don't don't do that's how I saw it. But did you see them? Yes. Did you look at them? He showed him on a phone. Yes, I look at them when he showed me a saying he. Yes. Them there stop using pronouns. It wasn't yes. I just want a yes or a no sir. Did you see the photos? Did you see her vagina? Did you see her vagina? I don't remember what I saw. Maybe probably. I mean that's what it is. Yes or no.

I cannot confirm. Did you see her bum? I do remember that. Yes or no? Yes. Did you see her breasts? Do remember that yes or no. Yes. Did you see her breasts? Hey, Bob don't remember That is that's Karen Feehan. That's me sending Jacob. I admit you sent it to me Jacob replies This is insane That's a salic a guy who's not into it. No, because I'd never know she had an only fans. What? You don't understand how vanilla I am.

I know how much of a liar you are. I know that. I do know your level of lying. I mean, I know your level of vanilla. Yeah. I don't know your vanilla. Let me tell you something. You're lying.

You're a rocky road. God damn. What's this? That's vanilla Jacob. Let me tell you something you're lying your rocky road What's this that's what I like that's what I like yeah, that's what you like Please do the right thing Jacob is it wasn't you really I don't know you said and he's gonna bring up he's gonna find the evidence of the show because it wasn't I know what I said and I at the time I remember saying I think I'm gonna get called because I did this if we had if we had video what you'd see Jacob is me because like when she said that I was I was yeah I was gonna be like I was getting ready to start talking it was like the cabin it was like the show cabin.

I went, I went, she goes, Boba boss, some better only fans. And I was like, oh yeah, I Jacobs, like I've never seen that before. To me. Yeah. I was like, stop them, I track some like. I see to me, I set it because in my heart,

I wasn't lying because I did not go home and watch it. I shot, you showed me on your phone like this. You? So, yeah, technically I saw it. You pretended I forgot to. False. You don't even got to. I just showed people.

I know you said it. I sent it to you. Yes. You knew about it. You've seen it. When he, you were asked, Jacob, you've seen it. You went, oh, I never, I've never seen it. And then we all had to protect.

I think it was something like, do you do you watch it or something? That's how I took it. We're all, that's how I took it. We all had to protect you in your life because we're a brotherhood in here. We protect, we're like Navy SEALS. We protect each other, okay?

You could have came in and said, hey guys, no matter what, don't tell Karen that I've seen it, never used, but just looked at her only fans before. And I would have said, buddy, I got it. I totally got it. But she's very open about her only fans. I'm not opposed to it. I don't like having it.

No, listen, I know you think she's a piece of shit pig for dealing with you. We know how you feel about her. No, I know as a person, you think she's a piece of shit. Pig for dealing with it. I know how you feel about it. No, I know as a person, you think she's a trash bar. Yeah, you think she's just street sluts. You have a lack of interest in her pussy? Real nice. No, no, that's not true. I don't know.

Do you just have you, are you thinking of a lack of interest in porn across the board? Like you don't want to watch porn, but I mean, that's not porn. That's more a girl. You think is super hot that you know naked. That's way better than porn. I get off a girl. You think is super hot that you know naked. That's way better than porn. I get off on like rated our nudity. You didn't you didn't want to admit. Can I just say what you did? You didn't want to admit to her that you looked at her stuff because that would put you on a level with the people who pay to see her only fans.

Like you want it to be a bum. Assholes like me and me and and and I put my hand up in that and me and also him. Me and Jay are hunks at garbage. No, you're not. I didn't say it's good or bad. Well, because we support our friend. We support our friends on my face. I said, not my taste.

Simply it's good or bad. Look, sure. Can I go look at her asshole whenever I want? Yeah, fine. Simply, look, can I go look at her ass hole whenever I want? Yeah, fine. Yeah, sure. I don't abuse that because she's my friend. Could I go jerk off to Jason Ellis' fucking weightlifting videos? You sure?

All day long, but we don't. I did lie. Wait, hang on Jake. I did lie. Thank you. You don't have to play it. I know. You got it. We got it. I want to go to the bathroom right now. Jacob, I found the evidence. I don't want to hear it. I know it. Order. Order in the court. What are you doing, offense? You're only offense. No, I know she had an only description service correct. Oh, I thought you just did comedy

I do an only fence too. Is it comedy? Oh, is that then the only fee hand? Oh, okay, so the play is because I didn't I get it I don't look at stuff like that because I'm better than people who do that. I just thought you were an elegant woman Who needs an elegant man? It's not what I'm I just meant I haven't actively looked at her or something. Yep, what does actively mean? Well, the way you would look at it. Oh my God. Now you are. I get the way you look at anything.

Wow. You look at the updates. Wow. Any new asshole shots. Wow, Jay. I mean, that fucking hurt. What's the other situation? I'm gonna see.

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But I mean, that's a lot of your Jewish. I tell you, I would tell you that I would tell you that San is always watching, but you don't believe in him. Yeah, I'll tell you what, you might as well watch that you pervert because lies are just as bad. Honestly, God, see if you can hit your own face with come when you jerk off to it at this point, because you've already paid the price. Yeah, and you know what, lying is actually a sin. Jerking off in your own face to some chicks but all is not in the body.

It's not even a sin or a lot of an sin. Looking back on it. Maybe a Mormon faith, but that's it. Yeah, as the words were coming out of my mouth last week, I don't know why, because I could say I knew this was gonna Come back and haunt me. I don't hit the floor. I drove back. I know I saw I saw you pick up your jaw Oh Karen funny. You should mention it because

What We're saying and why Oh Karen funny you should mention it because What We're saying what oh yeah, I don't but I'm gonna tell us what is only fans Karen I know that I'm not judging anything. It's just not my thing So I didn't I drove five hours to the Hampshire and I was alone. I felt dirty I had I felt like I had a shower you did neither one of you called me out on my disgusting lie last week. Oh, we we are now, but we're complicit now and now let's now let's hear it. The world. I don't know. You need let me tell you something I'm talking. I'll take my headphones off. You need you can but you know who's not gonna you know, it's not gonna take the headphones off the fans

Turn up the volume, everybody. Here's- With over the Comedy Central for two minutes and then come back. Lou, present the evidence, please. No, please. I don't wanna hear my voice. Are you guys familiar with Critters' blood?

I know Critters, I'm just still visually. This is a wall coming up from the back of her. Not her. I know, not her, I've seen- Other girls with big huge pussy. I haven't seen it. I've never- Oh, sorry, I'm sorry, I've seen it. I've seen her. I've seen other girls with big huge buses. I haven't seen it. I've never Jacob look at my eyes looking at look at my eyes. Have you ever seen it? No, see

I mean I gave you the opportunity to be truthful you can even a bashful I may have seen it like ha ha Played again Lou play it again Sam Shit really that's for the technology stops That's a shame. Oh what the fuck is place is weird. I could do it on my phone Yeah, you can't like did you try swiping your finger? Of course I know critters. I'm just still visually a wall coming from the back of her not her I know not her. I've seen other girls with big huge pussy. I haven't seen it I've never

So Bobby's making a joke sarcasm. Yeah, he's go. He's like I've never seen I've never I've never I've never So Bobby's making a joke sarcasm. Yeah, he's go. He's like I've never seen I've never I've never I've never I didn't realize that I shouldn't be upset you look that Bobby is always I look at him. I gave you the opportunity. I was I would to be skittish Thanks, Jacob hang on one second Jake You were you were spectacular last time you were funny. Thanks, Jacob. Hang on one second, Jake. What is it? You were spectacular last time. You were funny. Oh, I had her laughing. Oh, you were. You were a pageantry last time.

Thank you, you two, Jay. You were pretty good. You know who wasn't? Oh, you know who wasn't? The fact that I gave you the out, I did the sarcastic. To be cute, see. I cute, so I was like, hey, I'd never seen it too. I don't know why.

In fact, Bob even came in and Bob he gave you like the, he's being sarcastic ago, it goes, clearly we've all, he's your fucking only fans. Jacob, are you gonna be, to give you the opportunity to be like, I guess I'm in on the level, like, do I actively watch it? Never. That's not what he's asking. You can't ask to you right to your face.

Has you seen it? I didn't say actively. Have you witnessed it at all. I didn't say did you pull your hog out and whack it off on your belly Hey, again, you want to know how I lie ask me if I've seen it. Ask me. Have you seen it? I like a spook he's like a spook yeah like a C.A. Spook a Lobby yeah, yeah No, I haven't seen it.

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Say that, huh?'t know how to say that. Huh? Of course you'd say that. Of course you'd say that. No, no, no, no. Jacob, I believe you because I'm telling you that it rained like thunder in here when you did it. Play it again, Lou. Come on, it's three times already.

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listening, Jays, like the fucking wind being sucked out. Okay, good. Listen. I took it wrong. Listen to Jays. I thought you must be lying. Have you seen Jays? Jacob, look at my eyes. Okay, good. Listen. I took it wrong. We won't talk. Listen to Jay. Have you seen Jacob? Jacob, look at my eyes. I'm looking at you. Look at my eyes. Have you ever seen it? See what?

No, Jane. Oh, see what? Let me tell you. We looked at it before she came in on the screen here. You like giving a voice? I've seen Karen's only fans. Yeah, you've never seen it, Jacob. No. Okay. Oh my god. He lied to you, me and you. Well, you asked and then he asked. Okay. It's really one lie twice. Yeah. You're looking at it the wrong way, but does that, but that's, listen, lying to me, the new guy, not Dan, I get, I get get but lying to you why Slang to Jay I lie to threat I lie to Jay once and I lie to Bobby once, but it's the same lie. I know you were lying

Yeah, Chris feel it. So no Bobby. I knew but Jay you you hurt. I not only did I know he was lying I Provided him with the nudity I know he was lying. I provided him with the nudity That we're singing in Z. Did you you did here? I tried to say J showed me and then I got cut off I meant to so I did say that as your punishment I want to subscribe to our only fans with your name This song this song means so much more to me now. I don't even know what it meant to me

Like I don't care that she would know I would see it anyway Come off like a good guy you tried to come on. I'm not I'm a bad bad boy You're not a dandy you do that Dandies a gentleman dandies are honorable. I don't care that she knows that I would have seen it You can like I saw you can I saw but but that's not how I want to see you, Karen. I like you. Yeah. I would have took that.

I'm making a fake. If you went, I did see it, but I didn't. No, I don't know. We'll look at it, because I like this version better. Porn's not really my thing, plus I like, I think you're the shit, so I want to like see that. Yeah, I'm going to vomit at my behavior. It's so gross. You went went no, and then go Jacob

Yeah, one more time I hurt Let it play through beyond that part because we keep stopping every time we get we get gas I get flummox Jacob look at my eyes Look at my eyes. Have you ever seen it? No, Jane what we looked at it before she came in on the screen You like gave it a voice. I've seen Karen's only fans. Yeah, you've never seen it Jacob. No Okay, you gave it a voice. I know why you're looking at me like that. I think you maybe you told me But I did not look at my dog on the street dog food, I had my man.

All right. You can stop it now. And Christine got your lawyer too. You all called me a lawyer, because I am a lawyer. Yeah. There's nothing more to discuss. But also, I forgot that. You said, and you're going, I was getting ready to say,

Jay showed it, he goes, Jay told me about it, but I didn't look. Wow. No, I didn't say that, did I? No, no, you just said. That's for Baim. You just said it. Put your head for me. Oh, you're not listening. Wow. No, I didn't say that, did I? No, no, you just said it. For batom. You just said it. Put your head for yourself.

Oh, you're not listening to the headphones. You're not listening. I can't hear what you're playing because I don't want to hear it. Yeah, you don't want to hear the truth. I said, yeah, Bobby, I don't want to hear my filthy lies. Yeah. What? I mean, Jake called me on vacation.

I mean, on vacate like, hey, I know that I have nothing for you. It's crazy what happened in there. He looked around, he looked at all of us. I don't even wanna be known as a good guy. So I don't know why I said that. I don't know what came out. I think you were trying to be like, now I'll see you naked when you decide to show me in real life

Yeah, when I bring that kind of energy. Yeah, when I take you out to a French restaurant and I really Know the town spin your on a dance floor and then stick a tongue up your fucking shitter. Yeah, I don't want to see a naked like all these other Assholes are you naked? I want to see a naked the way it's supposed to be done in my apartment under a Titanic relic Yeah, while the US soccer team is winning while the girls US soccer team is pounding one in. Three nil. They wanted to you. Tell me tell me. It is a nice fantasy. I mean, all the all the extras you just added. Yeah, well, dude, I think how much you can fantasize about that if you ever actually looked at her only fans. Yeah, but I if you tell me right now, can I remember one thing I really don't think

aside from the one thing you showed me in the studio? What? Only fans of me? They asked whole part. Yeah, they're a Michael. Yeah, you've seen it. Pretty big. You've seen a couple of you would please. I mean, it's fine. I meant the whole thing was that I meant I don't I don't actively look. It's not my thing. Mm-hmm. What's not? That's not. But that wasn't the question.

Oh, there it is. She has a guy but all. Bond fire contacts. It's a very, very pink asshole. Yeah, it is pink. I mean, because you're looking literally I mean, can you put that up again? That is like, is that what you sent me the fap? I mean, what is? Why would I mean can you put that up again? That is like what is that? Well, you sent me the fat thing. What is why would you why would you know it's only fans, but why would you have to do that? Scroll and if if you're gonna do that with your asshole, could you make your bed?

I mean am I crazy? Could you could you make your bed if I go if I got one complaint here? It's certainly I mean I mean that right there. It's gross. And I'm talking about the bed being on the bed. Me and Taryn, here's where we were running the problems, me and her, as a couple would be right there. I'm like, hey, if you have time to spread your asshole for the only time, you could probably at least fix the comforter.

If the sheets are fucked up underneath, maybe. But I mean, can you not let people think we live like pigs and just show your ass home from a nice, made bed? Could you pick up your shoes in the bottom left hand corner and put them away, please? What the fuck? Jacob, look away from that TV. This isn't your thing.

Yeah, no idea. Yeah. That looks like the warm, warm hole that Han Solo fell into. It's a star wars. The sand dude. The sand dude the warm, warm hole that Han Solo fell into. Stop. Well, the sand dude. The sand dude worm is going to shoot out of there to text somebody. What the fuck?

Why does she have so many bright lights? I mean, I don't mind. Go back to one more time for Sandy Wood for a second. I think it's, what? Look, she caught it on a, I'm pretty sure. She's really stretching it out. It's not the best lighting.

No. It's very bright. It. No, it's very bright. It's like those overhead. What's that monster in Pan's Labyrinth that sees with his hands? The hands with the hand eyes? Yeah, it looks like she has an eye in the middle of her ass. Can I tell you, I thought the floor is... She got Pan's Labyrinth ass off.

What's your good point? I thought the floor between our legs was part of... Her pussy? Yeah, but it's not, it's an optical illusion. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's floor. But it's the same color tone, so.

Yeah, no, Karen's hot, for sure. She's very hot. She's hot, her bed is a hot mask. Yeah, her bed's infuriatingly unmade, quite honestly. Yeah, and she has a twin. I mean, you make it a 40 grand a month showing you asshole. Get a king.

Yeah, spring for the king. Is it unmade bed supposed to be like sexy though? Like the sheets are... Nope. No, ruffled up. No, not at all. Not at all. It's the thing of a lonely girl

who has no one there to impress. Yeah, it's not even hot when you're doing a solo podcast in a hotel room. And you're fucking unmade beds on a stream yard. Always make my bed. Yeah, you get to make the bed. You always make that bed. Especially when you're spreading your cheeks.

We do not only fans. And Christine's only fans, you will never see. Christine could have two neighbors inside of her ass hold the same time. The thing that would bug me in the picture would be the unmade, I mean Christine, when I'm out of town, do you just not make the bed? She's like, yeah, well, it's okay.

I gang bang those guys in the couch. I'm like, I know, but you can see the bed and people are gonna think that's how I choose to live. Christine's like, fuck, it's on me. I didn't get on me. Yeah. I don't want to push to a break and come back and talk me in Christine.

It was Christine's birthday weekend. Happy birthday. Thank you. We Christine's birthday weekend. Happy birthday We had a Great weekend. Yeah with one little hiccup That I think is I'm gonna make a mission of the campers To bring a place to its knees You're not gonna send the army out to attack. I think we have to bring a place down to their knees with at least bad reviews or... I've been excited, Christine, you told me.

Yeah, Christine told me. I've been excited since you told me of what happened because I have no idea. But I know, because I've been through restaurants stuff with you guys before. I've been through situations before. Sure, you handled the last one actually. I did like a man.

You really did. And I really loved when they went down and you hand talking Really like I think maybe even touching his chest a few times Yeah, it's just you know, we've been here. It's the girls birthdays. Yeah, because the songs birthdays were on the corner It's the first right it's tomorrow the first the first. Yeah So we took the girls after the and Bobby gave me a real it real. It's like, look, it's just, you know, you think maybe there'd be some bread on the table or some 45 minutes were sitting here, you know?

Yeah. No bread, even a very sorry, sir. I'm like, wow. That was masculine the way you handled that. Yeah, last year at Just For Laughs, me, me, Jay Christine, Max Dawn went to dinner. A mature dinner. Yeah, a nice dinner.

Beautiful dinner with such, that's when I knew that you know, like you can be friends with somebody when you can go to dinner. Oh yeah. And I knew, I told me and Don both that and I would like, we like Jay and Christine. Conversation is good. Conversation, not a stoppage, not anything, no uncomfortable moments, it was great and except for the restaurant who treated us like garbage. But I straightened

it out. I went and I got the guy was being a dick, but I got the manager and I give him a stern talking to it too. I gave him two first I gave him the five handshake. Hey, what's up? And then I gave him the eye contact and then I give him a little stern talking. My favorite was when you were talking about the weight you're talking to the man It's about the waiter and then the waiter comes like over your shoulder to put something Yeah, yeah, this guy's not coming around at all. I know he slammed but like and I pointed to the guy Didn't I was like this guy right here? Yeah, isn't coming around and then it everything changed and you know what it changed And I was I was like fine. That's great. I don't hold grudges. I Didn't handle this like that

And also the pro this situation The way they did I don't want to give too much away, but it was at the end Yeah, do this was it was at the end everything was what and it was the end of the experience We we got to take a break because we have like five how many reads seven? I don't see any. Zero? That's cool. What is Jim and Sam have?

You gonna lie to my face again? Uh, ask me if they had no read. Ask me if they had zero reads today. Did they have zero reads today? Yes. It's a lie. That's his live voice. What do they have?

None. Tell me, Jacob, how many? Is it a lot? Jacob, look at me. I'm going to give you a shot right now. How many, did they have reads today? No. Three?

How many? It's a lot. Two? Two of these. This guy's good. Two for Jimmy Sam. Two for Bennington. What happened? Whatever wise the people man. It's us We have bad things in the works. Yeah, we have a bunch coming up. Yeah, you know call you have a call about it

Tastes when what's that called tomorrow next Monday nice talking to you. Are you sure are you lying? Jacob is the call next Monday No, Jacob it is Jacob. Do you like me on the show? Yes, oh God Bobby, you're great I don't understand he's cold blooded. Well, I'm a cold blood of that. You're doing a good job What the wow? Funny will be we'll be right back after I get my shit together.

I'm gonna go to the kitchen and wash my hands and my filthy lying mouth. That's what's so...we'll be right back. It's the bonfire. Hey everybody, thanks for listening. That was just a portion of our actual Sirius XM radio show. If you want the whole thing, go to SiriusXM.com slashbomb fire for a special offer. That's right, and go to bigjcomedy.com and robbercallylive.com to check out our standup dates coming to a city near you.

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