The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Jay Gets Joshed Again

Episode Date: December 2, 2025

Jay's beloved Philadelphia Eagles lose to Black Lou's Cowboys and Jay seems to take it in stride. | Skankfest New Orleans was a monumental success and the guys have their favorite memories. At Skank Fights, Jason Ellis showed that he's still a lethal opponent by demolishing comedian Uncle Lazor. There was a cinematic ending during Taser Wrestling where combatants had to fight to obtain a weapon. Tim Dillon was a surprise guest as the Skanks all read excerpts from Luis J Gomez's new book. Jay tried to sing Prince's "Little Red Corvette" but got undercut by Josh Adam Meyers at the most crucial point. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Y'all over the water. Pussy, if you want it, let me tell you about them whole green, home green. Hey, then he has a collard green. I'm a cowboy. Let me tell you about the country shit. Congratulations, by the way. Patriots won, kicked ass.

I watched a little bit of your game. You are smoking them. Fucking, I mean, blew them out of the fucking water. It was like 20 or something? I thought I was doing a cool thing just now. What? And now I don't like what you just did. I was doing a cool thing.

What? This song, this is what I was going to acknowledge. Okay. This song that we're listening to you right now is what? I learned in a strip club in Dallas, Texas. Oh. It's my favorite memory of Dallas, Texas. You're sticking it to Blacklow?

No, not sticking it to him. That is my acknowledgement. Dallas played a superior game. Day one? Shut up, Bobby. Dallas won? Shut up, Bobby. Buddy, I was watching the game in the first quarter, and it was the first half, they were like 20, nothing.

21, nothing. And they lost? Yes. I watched my Pats and they won. Close game, but they won again. I think they're number one in the league. But the thing is, they're not number one in the league. Well, in the division.

Listen, the thing is. They are number one in the division. And I think Drake is probably the number one quarter. Yeah, he's the future. We know what drove me nuts yesterday? What's that? Did you see the thing? before the Eagles game, Lou.

A.J. Brown had a really good first half. First half. 20, 21 points. Well, A.J. Brown, particularly, the receiver. And they were like, Tom Brady was like, I wonder if this helped them at all. And they just show a video before the game. Tom Brady in a suit. Wearing the jacket.

Zipping fucking 10-yarders into his chest back and forth. And you're like, fuck off, Tom Brady. Listen, take off the jacket. All right. You know, they're tailored shirts. So they go all the way up to the armpits so you could throw in a tailored shirt a fucking suit jacket fuck him the suit just flying up he was sending him in there

hot he's the golden boy baby yeah have you seen the fat guy that can throw like a 70 yard in a pocket just there's like a net with holes in it to hit the ball this fat tub of crap just runs you hear him and he throws it nails it just nails it every time or it's like dude perfect they take like 7000 takes i mean i don't think it's dude perfect because he hits one two three four hits like six shots that would and if it's dude perfect that would take all day it's just him sweating yeah but so I'm sorry you didn't win I didn't know that they lost oh I know they lost they can't that's a comeback is what they

call that no it's kind of collapse on this end it's got a comeback over there ah man of the greatest comebacks in franchise history was it really absolutely wow congratulations I'm going to take it back from you and I'm going to give it to you to Lou thank you And that did rhyme. I'm going to take it back from you and give it to Lou. Congratulations, my brother. You won a game, the greatest comeback in your sports team fame. Woo.

Uh, uh, cowboys won it. They came back from nothing. What's up? I love, I said I was just looking down here at the sheet, the topic sheet. Yeah. And we weren't in it all last week. You know, we have a skangfest done to talk about. But the one, just the wording of it, it says, Jay gets joshed again.

And I said, someone's going to make us a parody. song of like, we won't get Josh to gang What sandwich did I have? I didn't know, he said he was fine. Get down on my knees and pray. Everybody, no really, in the middle of Jay's song. Everybody get down on you. It was crazy.

Listen to me. It was fucking crazy. I left Skangfest. He almost did it to my Slipknot song. Buddy, I left Skankfest. and I went back to the hotel and I was like, dude, I can go to I could just chill here, smoke a cigar

but you were singing Little Red Corvette Oh, we're talking about night too And here's a problem I couldn't even get back Like the shuttle bus was like I took a ride with a fan There was a fan

He was like Barbie, you need a ride And I was like, yep You seem sober, sure No, he didn't He didn't seem mentally correct Sure I'm in this car This ashtray of a car

coming back to Skangfest He dropped me off at the top I walk all the way in Get all the way up there Get to the top I'm literally like People I haven't seen in years Hey what's up

I gotta go Jay's going on Jay's singing Little Red Corvette Little Red Corvette First of all I was very disappointed in you Why

Because you pussyed out in the mood You I'm like here it comes Here it comes But also you have to understand Can I say something Okay but you If I felt like the song was going, how I wanted it to go in my mind, I would have hit the dance.

Josh was singing it all also. Like, he doesn't know how, he didn't know how it goes exactly. So he's singing it all over the place. I said video, please send the video. There's muttering around. I put video in the chat of my view. I was humiliating. I'm wearing the same outfit.

You really are. I'm watching this, and I'm like, okay, this is going great. I was a little bummed out. You didn't do the side shuffle that you rehearsed in studio and promised that you were going to do. I know. You didn't grab the microphone sexy. You didn't walk up sexy. You didn't turn, have you back towards it and then turn to the mic at the beginning of the song.

I didn't. You just grabbed the mic and started singing. I can deal with all that because of you got Joshed. I got Josh. Buddy, there was a thing. I'm like, he's doing it. It's wrapping up. And you can see it's the end of the song that in studio.

You are so excited to do. It's the whole thing. It's the... The verses are great, but the whole thing is the girl you got an ass like I've never seen. Oh. And then, uh, I says the ride is so smooth, you must be a limousine. That's the big end. That's the big...

And the ride... And the ride is so smooth. Buddy, you brought, you are... We didn't even do that part. We didn't even do the limousine part. But you... When he... When he, he just goes, it was getting right to the park because it builds a little bit.

It's like a few measures of just music. And then I was going to come in with the girl you got an ass like I've never seen. And before I could, like three seconds before I could do that, he just goes, oh, I want everybody right now to get down on the ground. We're going to get down. And I'm like, why are you making it down the ground? Because the next night we're doing fucking, the next night we're doing slip knot. And it's the whole thing.

Nobody gets down on the ground. It's the whole thing that everyone's going to get down on the ground for slip knot. It's the whole thing So I'm like Josh, I'm almost going I'm like, why are you making me down the ground now? Little Red COVID Josh, I don't understand what are you doing?

What are you doing? You bulled over the best part, dude. He's like, what's that? Come on, everyone, why aren't you getting down? Because it makes no sense to get down on the ground. But if you could see what I saw because I saw all these heavy people in the crowd not wanting

to get down and Josh going, come on, you got to get down. The energy that song's not anything for this. Buddy, they got, I took video and I have video of it. I have you whispering to him like putting the mic.

You're destroying everything. Putting your mic over to you on your shoulder. Dude, not, what are you doing, man? You're destroying everything. I've worked so hard to build. And then you see the people, the people get down and they have to get down like elephants, one knee,

and then to the other knee, and then they're just sitting there, shaking. There's no point of the song where you have to jump up for a little red corvette. There's no point. What are you getting down for? There's no,

jump up moment. And then the point where you realize you were getting Josh and you got down on your knees slash tippy toes and you were just uncomfortably on your knees to play the video. It's going to do. I don't know if you can see it. It came and kind of shitty. This is right now you're talking to

Josh. He's screaming to the, come on, nobody's listening to him. Everybody's like, I don't want to get down on my knees. Why we want to get down on knees? And you're sitting there. This video stinks. You really can't see it. But I have, I zoom into this lady in the front row who's almost, look at all these fat, fat motherfuckers. I like, what are we doing? And there's a lady right there that's looking at a husband going, help me.

And then you finally give in, you finally give in. It's over. Nobody in that crowd wanted to get down on their knees. There's no point in getting down. I don't know if they wanted to get down for the Slip Nuts song, but they all merrily did because they know we were going to do a thing. This was building up to a thing that's planned. Josh just starts going, get on the ground and we're like, why?

What is this leading to? You can see people discussing it going, should we? I don't want to. I wouldn't have. I think so. I would have fucking hard line stared right at Josh. Why are we getting down? And he had to get down, to get them to get down. He's begging with them. Now I'm the only asshole on stage, not on his knees. Yep, you're standing and then... So now I got to do it.

Now you do it, and you do it reluctantly. Of course! I was howling in the... Bobby, you have to understand, there's nothing left for me on that stage. He robbed the moment of the girl you got an ass like I've never seen. The whole thing. He robbed that moment. That moment's not coming back. So now we're all getting on our knees.

I'm done. There's no more song to sing. Why are we on our knees? Why am I still up here? Bring up the next person. I'm going to win them over because I'm good looking. I'm cute. I'm funny.

I'm talented. He's standing in front of the monitor, too. I mean, it's, it's, and then you're still standing at the end. Everybody's on their knees uncomfortably on their knees, by the way. No one knows why. You can hear me screaming. No one, when they got up, no one's jumping. They just stood back up.

They're like, oh, thank God we can stand up. Well, because they all have fucking torn ACLs from getting on their knees. We're singing Little Red Corvette in a song. It's not even the song anymore. Nope. We're just saying Little Red Corvette over and over again. Yep. Oh, I was so.

It got me good. He got you got Josh good, dude. Oh, he got me real good. Oh, and I. realize it as soon as he said everybody get down i was like this is the part i came for did you this is the part i came for i'll tell you what you should have came for buddy did you watch the skank fights at all yes yes did you watch all of them uh no not all them i had shows because if you would have seen worked me like a dog yeah if you would have seen the championship of the taser wrestling

i didn't see that is the craziest thing i've ever seen in my life thank god joe list is making a documentary where he was there for that it was a movie fight what what i don't i don't i You saw the Battle Royale, which was awesome. It was crazy. I mean, Paco is a... God bless Paco. Pago is a gangster. I'm not fucking with Paco.

Paco and Drew Montana, both of them. Paco and Drew Montana were number one and two in the Battle Royale boxing. Yeah. Where every minute another person enters for 15, 16 minutes. And Paco and Drew Montana were first two in the ring. Yeah. And Paco was down to the final five, and Drew Montana was number two. Yeah, I talked to...

That's wild, dude. I talked to Paco. about it. Who won? Jamar. Jamar won. I talked to Paco. He goes, as soon as I saw him knock out, I guess Jamar knocked somebody out. That's exactly what happened. Jamar knocked out term from Palmer Squares, the rappers, and he knocked him out. And Paco just went down to his knee.

Not Paco. No, Paco, when he saw that, he was like, I'm out. Oh, and so did Drew Montana. Drew Montana also was just like, yeah, I'm already. I'm out. I'm not that bad. He's like, I'm not getting knocked out. Everyone was so tired But I talked to Paco They were like Their plan was

Those two big guys that went in They jump them They go We're all ganging up on those big guys And they did They just took them out Which was hilarious Great

And then They would go to each other Go do punch me in the stomach I'm done Pako just punched somebody In the stomach And they're like I'm out It's such a funny thing

But I didn't see the taser The taser The first one What is the rules So they put a taser in the middle of the ring Two guys and either in opposite corners and they ring the bell

and then rush for that taser or try to win you know it's just it's whoever gives up first okay is all the thing is first fight was insane the guy uh the guy went for the tape the guy who got the taser

started like you know while he's taking a second and kind of like you know they're like wrestling and he's kind of figuring out how the taser thing work he got chipped unconscious didn't have it ready to go it was but it probably might have got like it doesn't matter it can get hit when you're doing the thing.

So he just grabbed it, and this is, this fight was 10 seconds. The guy got behind him and choked him unconscious. So the guy who held a taser never had a chance to use it. It was that fast. It was pretty awesome. Wow. Are these professional fighters? No.

Just reg. Just ballsy fucking tough dudes, man. I mean, I think a lot of the people who get in these things, like, they train a little bit because the guy who choked him out, the way, how fast he got on the guy's back was, like, he knew what he was doing. Because Jason Ellis is a pro professional. Base Niles has been professional fighter for you. So being Uncle Laser is not.

He's not. Can I tell you what? Did you watch that fight? Yeah, I did. I watched a little bit of a head of go because I had a show again. Because Christine, he's working to death. Work me, yeah. You got to go do the legend show.

I'm kidding. You're the best. She is the best. I love her so much after Skyn. She's the best. Her and Rebecca are in a different place in my life. I mean, Skank Fest this year was, it was impressive. Best one, definitely, by far.

They are different. from people in my heart right now. I love them so much. They're the best. They put on the best festival ever. But can I tell you a moment I had that I feel like a little weird about because of the way I felt when I was asked?

Sure. Jason. So we were in the dude cigar lounge. That's where Jason was getting ready with the other guy, Laser Larry. What's his name? Uncle Laser. They were all in there.

And I was talking to Jason, blah, blah, blah. We talked all weekend. I really liked that guy, man. he's such a fucking great guy and uh jason jason ellis and uh he came up to me goes i want you to be in my corner and i was like i i'll i'll be in your corner dude you were like kinicky i want you to be my second dude i felt like it so i was like did you guys do one of those weird like like punch each other first hugs buddy who i was like i want i want him and his girlfriend he's like i want I'm a girlfriend and you to be in my corner, mate.

And I was like, yeah, I'll be in your corner, man. And I was, like, getting ready to be in his corner. And then someone came in, like, you have a show. And I was like, I'm sorry, man, I can't be in your corner. And he was like, all right, mate, it's all right. And I was so sad that I wasn't, because I was going to walk him out. I figured I'd be in the front, like the Gracies, where he'd hold my shoulders. And I'd walk him out.

And I get the yell shit in the ring. I was so excited. Damn, I should have did it. I should have wrapped Bring the Pain. as you guys, I should have walked in front of him down to the ring. Yeah, well, he asked me to bring in the pain. He didn't ask you to do shit. He asked me to be in his corner.

I should have offered to rap Bring the Pain by Method Man on the way to the ring. Well, he might have said no. I mean, I think it meant something. Who would say no to that? Well, because it meant something to him. We made a connection. Now, you got to bring up the scene from Great White Hype, Method Man.

I'm going to do this so bad for somebody. I don't want to fight ever. Ever. But I do want to wrap somebody into the ring. What if we put sumo wrestling? blow-up suits on and we have a sumo fight oh yeah I would do something funny like that for sure yeah that's not I could do I just don't want to

here's the thing the risk versus reward if I go in there and get nothing anybody gives a shit for me like to get fucking stretched out by some chance in front of all our fans and I just feel like a fucking doofus man I hate that this is great oh

what a movie is this the great white hype and nobody ever has Method Man come out and do bring the pain in front of them. But that's what I want to do. Check it. Just how deep as the abyss. And brothers met, they accept it.

And you go to Lee Cross down. That was when Method Man wasn't jacked. No. This is his original Method Man. Imagine him coming out now with just one sleeve out. I'd love it. If you recall, Jason Ellis, fighting Uncle Laser. And Uncle Laser, his credit, said what happened.

afterwards, which I thought was great in the ring, if you heard that. But he told what happened. When I was commentating, David Tell, Joe List, and at one point, Jason Ellis just didn't put his hands up, and he's had him down by his waist, and Uncle Laser got off like four shots from the shoulder, I mean, throwing into them, and then Jason, you know, didn't look like it was too bad on him. Like, look, he was expecting it, and then he, like, did it again. And then Jason, I think, put him down pretty quickly with a body shot afterwards.

like made him stop for a second and um i was like when he first did that and it hit him those four or five times each time i was like uncle laser get out of there it's over don't do it anymore run i would run you're going the wrong direction just lie down and then uh but he said after the fight in the microphone he was like he goes he dropped his arms and he goes touch me and he goes so i hit him with everything i had a couple times and then he went touch me again and i was like yo dude that would scared the fucking shit out of me that would scare the shit out of me. That would fuck me up too

dude. And he went down, he went over and started pretend butt-fucking him on the ground, he did the thing he said he was going to deal like, Jesus Christ, you can't do nothing about it. That was a fucking great fight. I've really become friends with Jason over the years, man. I like them a lot. Jason is a really good guy, man. He is I hung on with him a little bit this week, that

weekend. He was fucking great. Wow, Lewis did gain weight. Holy shit, Munga. I mean, standing next to Tim Butterly, he's like, wow. He's got big Dominican hips. Look how thin you look, though, next to what's his name? Look at that guy in the crowd. Who is that? The girl. No, the guy. Harry Turchanian. Oh, Harry Turchanian. What a great name. Oh, all right, yeah.

It's, what is it? Armenian, yeah, whatever Christina is. Just found out today in a video, Lena the plug, Adam 22's wife that they do porn together. Armenian oh no there you go you guys are actually I'm sure family's real proud I'm sure she didn't do porn when she was younger because she had ridiculous body hair she had a barber for her ass in the back she had to go to a black barber shop once a week yeah dude jason i just came out in pink fighting gear and just massacre to god yeah he was telling me in the back what he was going to do he just did it exactly he did exactly what he was going to do I watched the fight later the whole fight and uh he didn't stop showing butterly it hurts jacob too much it really does

it hurts him so much wait what the fuck what what's wrong i feel like i can't get to the fight which fight the ls laser yeah it's pretty quick what was it uncle laser oh he heard his knee or something he said he heard his uncle laser yeah i don't know he was not all right though are they he said that he heard his knee he kept going down because it was the that's what jason said i talked to jason after he's like i didn't get to the part where i really wanted to hurt him yeah because i guess he wanted to let him hit him and then he wanted to get like worked up to worked up worked up get all whipped and then give him body shots bring his arms down and then hurt him yeah and he and jason wanted to really and he went down from this body shots he really because i they were in the the

uh dude cigar lounge as the dressing room and they he was talking shit to jason i was there oh yeah yeah it was crazy and jason started laughing it was just laughing and i believe If it makes sense, I believed his laugh. Do you know what I mean by that? Because I'm not saying I wouldn't do that either. If there was a guy and I still, if I wasn't sure if I'd beat him or not, he might laugh. Like, he might still kind of laugh like, nah, whatever, dude, whatever.

Like, Jason was genuinely laughing. He was like, this guy doesn't really know what's going to happen, does he? This guy actually thinks he's like a fighting chance in hell. He's going to do anything. I'm going to hurt him. Yeah, Jason was giggling like he was at a comedy show. Yeah, yeah, he was just taking it in. He was like, look at him.

Oh, that was the worst when he goes, he goes, he goes, Show me how you box. He goes, I'm going to show you shit, man. I'm not going to give you fucking a look into what I'm doing. And then he started shadow boxing, like, anyway. And Jason just started laughing at him. Oh, God. Oh, this is so discouraging.

Uncle Laser, get out of here. He kept saying he's got the Philly shoulder. It's the Philly whatever movie was. He kept doing it. He did it one time, and Jason didn't acknowledge him. And he did it again. And Jason didn't acknowledge it again. It was like, ah, shit.

It was so fun to watch, though. All those fights were. great and then and then like the I mean the one of the highlights I mean obviously Lewis's book reading was one of the funniest things we've all been a part of Lewis's book reading I had do you understand

I went in there thinking I don't know why for what reason I don't know why that we were going to read his book you know it was going to be just like a nice pleasant reading like a Barnes & Noble I didn't understand it just didn't

hit me because I wasn't asked to do it. I didn't know it was happening. And then they were like, oh, Lewis was like, I want you to do the forward to the book. We're going to do a book reading. And I was like, okay, and I didn't know who was going to be on. And then when I sat down, I didn't understand that you were on the left of me, Dan was on the right of me, Zach was at the end, and Dave was next to you. I didn't understand. I thought we were going. And then let's not forget. Yeah. Surprise.

Tim Dylan comes in. Tim Dillon goes walking. Also, by the way, consider all this emotional shit going on. We're reading Lewis's book, which is written in earnest. You know what I mean? It's not a comedy book. So I'm saying it's like written in earnest. And so we're already there kind of making fun of it. So Lewis is already in a space that's kind of a weird place to be in for that imagine. And then Tim comes in who said he wasn't coming to the festival.

So Lewis actually gets emotional about Tim showing up, like Tim showed up for him. Yeah. And like when he said he wasn't coming. And so like and then seeing that. And then Tim reading the 9-11 chapter? This is when I knew everything was this is all. I had the wrong I had the wrong read on the room

because he said read the Ford now I was like okay I'm going to read this I wrote it I'm going to read it and the first line I read I heard I think it was you went oh god I went this is going to be bad we predicted what you were going to write next to one of the things you did you actually what did you write next

this and then the next line was exactly that he goes Lewis is a guy who's taking a lot of shots but it never kept them down and I go he keeps on swinging and And it was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the next thing. He keeps on, oh, wow. Well, because I wrote, just for my defense, I know, I know his defense, and I'm with you. I wrote him, he said, write the forward.

I wrote him a couple paragraph forward. Funny. That was taking some jabs, but funny, cute jabs, but pulling it all together. And then what a great guy, how hard he works, and what a great dad. And a, you know, person he is at the end. And I sent it to him, and he was mad. like he was like what the fuck man this isn't the forward to my book man

I want you to write what you really think of me I was like so you want me to write some deep shit he's like yeah dude I want you to say what you feel I want it to be emotional I want it to be me I don't want it to be this you know roasty horse shit I was like okay dude I'll do that and not knowing not knowing that one of these are reading in front of a panel of your peers

because if you because if you read it in context If you bought the book and read it, you'd be like, this is beautiful. But if you put me on a stage with you, Dan, Tim Dillon, Zach, and Dave, it's nothing in that book reads true. It all reads just. Like you're being a, like you're being a, like, a goof. It looks like you were trying to be funny and being serious.

Dude, the turtle, the two turtles is such a beautiful little story that he told about being a kid. He just kills two turtles. You go, you fuck. Murder's two turtles because he says, media goes, And then I didn't give a shit about the turtles anymore and they just died and rotted out. To have all of us just smash everything. And then Tim read the 9-11 chapter.

The 9-11 chapter is the best. It's one of my favorite parts. He goes, Tim's reading, he goes, you know, his girlfriend's father picked her up. So she had left, and he was just in the city by himself that night after 9-11. And he said... There was no way out. He just goes, no, it wasn't that.

He said, he goes, I was sitting in the hotel room, so depressed and just feeling down because my girlfriend had to go home. Tim's like, keep in mind, there's people being pulled out of rubble. Pete Davidson's father gone forever. Lewis is sad because his girlfriend had to go home for the weekend. Firefighters pulling dead

bodies from the rubble. Flaming rubble, not knowing they were breathing in, toxic to him, they were going to die 30. Killed them 20 years from now. Cancer is being born 25 years from now. And then when you guys, he rollerbladed back to fucking Nyack. He rollerbladed. That's so funny.

Over the George Washington, and you guys are making the r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-oh, oh, God, dude, it was probably the funniest podcast I've ever been a part of. But my most psychotic moment of the festival that was like just breathed everything Skangfest to me was the girl getting in the, we did the Miss Skangfest pageant for the first time. Yeah. This year. I didn't get to see it because I had a show. And yeah, yeah, you're a slave. But so you must have heard about this because everyone was talking about that. One of the girls gets in the ring and she goes, I'm so fucked up on mushrooms right now.

She's, I'll bare-knuckle fight any bitch in this place. What? And then you didn't hear about this? No. And then another crazy girl who was in the contest starts running back in the ring. Like, they don't have any problem with each other at all. No. They just goes, I'll fucking do it.

And she gets into it with anger. Like they're angry at each other right away with no real anger. very bad girls clubbish it was awesome and so they're being separated and they was like no no no no no and then someone genius threw two pairs of boxing gloves in the ring and two mouthpieces and someone's

like you want to let him go for a minute and they're like yeah and then the girls put on the gloves and beat the shit out of each other for a minute really and then maybe hugged I don't even know it was so crazy and that girl didn't win neither one of them won but they did win

I mean, everybody won, really. They should have got... I love the winner of Miss Gangfest was just the sweetest, pretty, very normal black girl. She was the merch booth all we should... Was she really named Charmaine? She was just a sweet, like, sweet girl. Her talent was like, you know, it's Miss Gangfest.

We were like, my talent, I could swallow my fists or whatever. This girl was like, here's a joke. And it was like a little cutesy joke. But everyone just loved her. So they were like, when it just came time to voting for who, it's like, she's just the sweetest girl. We also loved that she was like Because she doesn't look the part of a fan

And she was a big fan Like she knew all like the stuff She's like a huge fan of skanks and shit So we were like, oh hell yeah dude I love that the van had to go through security And the code to get in was Was core values I know

And it was just so weird to see And the fucking lady would have to go Core values Yeah it was some black lady and a black dude Going core values I'm like do they know what the core values No, no, no, no, no. It's like, maybe you should just pick skanks next time.

Skanks would have worked. So I can guess that. Yeah, we will have to change it. Rattlesnake. Rattlesnake's a good one. Yeah, if anybody did all. But now people will know because I said it here. Anybody typed in Legion of Skanks, core value, they could have found that real quick.

I think we had some janitorial staff get offended the first day. Oh, really? Yeah, I would have met. But I'll tell you, man, what a fun. That's not me chewing, by the way. Sorry. Janitorial staff. That's all

Christine. Jokes. Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah? Yeah. At the theater? What at the theater?

Yeah. Oh, really? No, no, not the theater at the Mardi Gras world. Montegro world. I also had one of the janitors asked me why the floor was wet. I was like,

because there's a ton of people spending all the money at the bar. The floor's a little wet. It's kind of your job to mop it up. You guys had food down. The indoor part with the food was good there. The food was,

insanely good. I love that. That's Patton's catering. It's Sean Patton's family. They're catering company out of New Orleans and they took the best care of us. Green Room was amazing. So big, was so open and food and snacks and drinks everywhere. The dude's cigar

lounge was fucking awesome. Being on the water like that, it was on the water looking at it. You can see it right there. But I mean, it also, it was protected. It wouldn't let everybody in. Couldn't see. And most people didn't. It wasn't in feel like they were missing something because like you couldn't tell it was that it looked like it could be like a uh like it might have been like a not a storage but like it could have been like

like soundboards or something whatever anything it was it was so awesome that hang because it was and she made it such a tropical vibe so when you win in there it was just this laid back everybody just chill and talking quietly hang and then if you go up to the green room it's loud and crazy and everybody's it was just i like the fact that it was different vibes i like that too i like that you guys had i like that there's just more space There really wasn't that many more people, but there were so many different areas to hang out like for guests and comics.

We really loved it there. The only thing I didn't like was the weed in the dude cigar. Well, there's going to be two tints next year. We already solved the problem. I mean, Christine. No, I can't hang out with my bobby. No, they'll be right next to each other. No, listen, you can smoke weed.

No, you can't have Jay smoking weed. Nobody else can smoke weed. Why not? Why not? Because as soon as they smell weed, they're going to think it's okay to smoke weed. It's up to you to tell them they can't. Jay only. This is what I just don't want.

I don't want bags of weed all over the cigar lounge because I went in there one time and there was like 15 dudes. I had no idea who they were just rolling joints. And it became the weed lounge instead of the... Boot him. I don't mind like Jay or whatever lighting up a jar. I don't give a shit about that.

Oh, was his uncle laser getting... It is. Did you guys see this at all, Lou? No. I mean, he's so terrifying, Jason. Well, you could just see he's in his underwear. Jason has professional boxing shorts on That's so funny

That's a nice shot But it's just every shot he gets Is him letting him Yeah Jason's also retired and not supposed to fight He can't I don't think you can take dangerous fights Yeah I guess this one's not that dangerous

I'll tell you what I'll give Uncle Layers The credit getting in there with him I would never do that Hell yes Balsy as shit Yeah No there's no way I would have done this from it Pro fighter.

Yeah, I mean, this Uncle Laser looks like he hunts alligators. That's his body type. But the argument would be like he's not a pro. He just had pro fights. He has had pro fights. But he wasn't like a ranked fighter. I don't believe in any... No, he was never like a ranked fighter or anything.

He just trains. Yeah, he trains and fights. But here's the thing. But here's the thing, but when Jason Ellis goes into fights that are like this lopsided, he's fighting like Shane... Remember he fought Shane Carwin who knocked him out? Yeah. But it's like, you know, Jason Ellis is crazy to jump in that fight and he did.

Oh, whoa. You see, Jason Ellis is crazy. is also like holding back. Oh, he's standing over and bitching him out. I love that. One has headgear and Jason doesn't. Jason even were headgear.

It's like, that would scare the shit out of me just that. He's like, dude, you're not going to put headgear on? No, I don't need it. Nah. Nah, mate. It's just, it's just in the way. I want to.

The commentary was hilarious too. Look at his stomach hanging over. Oh, one, two, three, four, five. No, that's him telling him to do it. That's where he just, you see, he's like, fuck, fuck. Wait, back up. Is that where I say run? I think so.

They go back up a little bit because that's fucking hilarious. Yeah, back up. Oh, God. Oh, Jesus, you backed up way too much. I know. It went so far. That's all right. He's got his little wingwang, though.

He has no cup on, so you can see his little, he's got a little heart on. Why does he have, like, a little, this has got a big piece. Turn it up so you can hear the commenter. Take a black athlete. I have the Gravitron guys watching. I mean, it looks terrifying. You got a feeling? So that's the first where he goes down.

that's why I won't do it is that Nina yeah what's worse getting knocked out or having you a book read by us I don't know I did like there's a point I might rather fight Tim read some passage of it he goes well if you read that you might think it's a real book

yeah oh man yeah here's where I tell him the run He does I mean, Paco really Oh my god Oh god

That would terrify the fuck They just let him up That would scare me so much There we go Oh Fuck her Fuck her Oh, he fucks him

He bangs him in the butt That's it It's such a fun festival That was fun I go That would scare the living shit out of me If I just gave everything I had to a guy And he just went like this

Yeah Good job, mate He goes, good try My arms are so sore from punching you You should get Colin to go next year and do a tough crowd reunion. You should get Colin. You and Rebecca. I'll box Colin.

You're going to call your friend Colin. You're out, Quinn. Secret show. Me versus Colin Quinn boxing ring. He'll fight you. No. He will. I'm not fighting Colin Quinn.

Dude, that'd be great. I'm not going to fight Colin Quinn. No, he'll fight National Treasure. I love Colin Quinn. Are you talking about J being the National Treasure? No, no. It was definitely Colin. I didn't like that.

It was Colin for sure. I fought Colin in Japan. We fought. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we did. And I beat the shit out of them. In Japan? On the beach?

No, we beat it. We were at a marine base, and they had the fighting pit. It was all rubber little pieces of tire. Yeah. And we went in there and fought, for real. And you won? I took his shirt and I pulled it over his head and I held his arms around his body. He was such a fucking hockey hole again.

I know we have to go, Lou. Well, we should say, too, that our Skinkfest show is going to air this Wednesday. It is. Oh, this Wednesday. This Wednesday. We had a very fun show. Very fun bonfire show. We're going to do a post on a two.

We're going to be talking about what has. and all the stuff. Maybe a pre. Maybe a pre, maybe a post. We'll see how it goes. Either way, it's going to be 40 minutes. Either way, 40 minutes a show.

It's like a trans lady. We'll catch you tomorrow on the bonfire. Fire. Fire. Tonight.