The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Jay Performs at Kill Tony MSG

Episode Date: August 30, 2024

Jay rocks Madison Square Garden at the biggest Kill Tony show in history! He has a hell of a time getting to the actual stage, as the coordination of the MSG staff leaves a lot to be desired. Mike Finoia is on his final day of filling in for the great Bobby Kelly and he remembers a time when his therapist fell asleep. Jay recalls and early Legion of Skanks episode that was interrupted by a gang of Hasidic Jews. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big J Elkerson and Robert Kelly Boom boom. Dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba boom with the boom. It works for work. Let me hear you say yay-oh, yay-oh. The out there bros. This was middle school dance music. I know.

This came before or right after the electric slide. I like the original version by Aerosmith. I mean, this is a good cover. Oh wow. Make it make it say whey-oh, whey-oh. Boom boom boom. Make it make say way. Oh, well, oh, make it make say way. Oh, well, oh, it's the bonfire faction talks here. Six and one of three. This is the lost tapes, everybody.

You're listening on Thursday. We're doing on Tuesday. How confusing. So many things happened. I just want to say thank you. Joe Biden spoke last night. Or did he speak three days ago? I don't know.

Things are different He died since we say this no one knows who? effin knows Bobby Kelly off this week vacationing with the fam we are off next week we'll return the week after that with all new live shows this week sitting in the Robert Kelly chair everybody is America's amigo, Poncho Mike. Hilarious Mike Fennoyer. It's a nice warm chair, too. Bobby put some nice butt grooves in this chair.

He does. He keeps it in the right spot. Our cracks are very perpendicular. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys have similar ass. You guys got nice boot. When we came in the studio today, we were given our rundown sheets. So we have some cheat sheet here. Like, oh, if things start, you know, we're losing work, the topic's ending. What else can we talk about here?

Right. Jay on Kill Tony is on there, which I saw right away. And I go, oh, yeah. Jim McClure came to me last week and said, like, they were hoping, and they wished it serious, because I could have done something with Kill Tony. And that, you know, the fact that I did it, I was on it and I was there, like, I should talk about it more, like, you know, hype it up on the thing,

which I'm absolutely happy to do. It hasn't come up organically just yet. Yeah. And then when we came in today, when we look in the sheet, Jacob goes, Jay, I think you should really talk about Kill Tony. You didn't really talk about Kill Tony very much when you did it.

And I was like, yeah, I go, is that what you're thinking? You think that's a good idea? And Jacob said, yeah, absolutely. I go, hmm. That's just like no one said that we should probably talk about that to you or nothing. It's just your thing completely. And he was like, no, I go, hmm.

And then I said the Jim McClure thing, and everybody in the room's a little skeptical now. You did. It only says that I think like a VP. Like an exec. Yeah. You have C-level thoughts. I'm not big Jim, but like medium Jim.

Medium. Is there a way, Jim won't come on the air, right? Jim is caps lock, you're capital J. Christine, could you text Jim and ask Jim if he had spoken to Jacob at all about the idea that we should probably talk More about kill Tony on the air If you wouldn't mind please Jacob I have a text message as well from you I texted him and he said bring up kill Tony shut up. That's not real. I promise you want to read it You texted Fanoia

He's the guest real. I promise, you wanna read it? You texted Fanoia? He's the guest host. I know. I texted Bobby, I texted whatever. He said. I'm not saying it's crazy you texted Fanoia, but you texted Fanoia about talking about Kill Tony. Can I tell you how excited I was as soon as I texted him?

Definitely, this is definitely from Jim McClure is coming down. When I got a text from Jacob I was like, Never did not talk to me. I'm so happy Jacob texted me. I thought he was gonna be like, so stoked to have you. I've always wanted to be friends with Jacob.

But isn't that me treating you like one of us? I guess, yeah. Of course. But I guess also you'd be like, hey, this is probably what you should talk about. Of course, we're going to talk about the Juggalos weekend. But also, Jay never talked about being on Kill Tony at MSG. If there's an opportunity, might want to lead into that good topic. This week's a big gym. And I said, I'm talking about the election, the border the border the interest rate defunding the police and abortion and he

wrote good talking points hashtag blue lives matter hashtag J is woke hashtag blue black and blue lives matter hashtag trans pro-palestine matter yeah hashtag black matters of Palestine, Jews. Hashtag build back my border. So damn awake. Build the wall, then take the wall down, and then build some of it again. Hashtag make the wall fun again. Yo, make the wall rule.

Make the wall rule. Would it be cool if a graffiti wall would be more fun? Like a mural? Nah, it looks tacky. Here's what I say. I say the wall itself has climbing little things on it. And dude, if you could make it difficult. Crazy high, we're falling from the wall.

If you get to the tippy top of the wall and that's where you just, you can't find another. Yeah. And it gets more difficult the higher you get. But if you get over the wall, immediately you're handed your papers. That's it, remember I tried the premise I ran by you, American Gladiator border wall,

where in the entire American border is just American Gladiator challenges. Yeah, you're being shot at by fucking tennis balls. What did he say? He goes, oh, Pedro taken down by Zap, a crack shot with a tennis ball gun you have to joust ice The human cannonball fired him right back into the Mexican side sorry about that, Guadalupe How come your grandfather looks like laser takes down another possible immigrant tell me the story of your grandfather making it to America

He dunked more footballs into a barrel than Zach. Yeah, he goes Gemini and Nitro almost had him before he broke through and finally got to the fake goalposts And then he dunked the football into the circle thing. The circle thing. And then uh, but for children they have to do double dare like things. Just covered in gack and holding a bunch of flags. things. You gotta pick up on giant nose. Just covered in gack and holding a bunch of flags. And you had to go through a mouth with puke and then a snotty nose. They ask you. And then a large intestines maze that had a bunch of crap and gookini. I really hope it was worth it. Yeah, this country is my dream. He was all worth it. Hi, I'm Mark Summers. This is Double Dare Children's Crossing the Border Edition.

Family Double Dare Border Edition. Family Double Dare Border Edition. Tonight the Lopez's are playing the Gonzales's. We're going to let one in. We'll find out who. Oh, dude. What if to the top of the wall. Let's make the wall a hundred feet. Make it crazy. Yeah. Make the wall a hundred feet. How bad do you want to get in? But those ropes they have, they had this at the

Juggler, that's why I remember this. At Great Adventure and Six Flags, if you can climb the rope ladder that goes like across, yeah, like you can do it and just watch people constantly spinning and flipping out and falling off. And then they gotta walk back to their country. You can just try right again, but it's very hard. Only if you work at a Mexican carnival, maybe you figured out the secret. Because the guy who runs it can always do it. Dude, that could solve so many issues.

Because you know how many people would buy tickets to watch American Gladiators border wars? Oh my God. Do you realize how much, like, dude, seriously, they could start, like, you could start gambling on it And then young children will know start training now to him to migrate over to the states If you can compete a series of things about our most underpaid overdeveloped athletes Hunter McIntyre

Name ever I know but he's gonna be one of our gladiators like they're climbing the other side of the wall with a rope and at There it is. There it is. This guy really wants in America, Hunter McIntyre. Hunter McIntyre. The most American name ever. I know, but he's gonna be one of our gladiators. Like, they're climbing the other side of the wall with a rope, and at the top, they have to push each who falls on either side. They're like, Patriot Jeff, against. Yeah.

They're like, Magaron is keeping Guadalupe out. And the grandmothers are praying rosaries in the corner, like, oh, please get over. He can do it do it you can do it I know he can do it and like your score it basically is where you end up in America a shitty score but you qualify you're in like Camden he goes look it's our Mexico start in starting Baltimore you have to go to the barrio so a hundred foot wall and on the Canada side we have to have more summer games they'll dominate us in winter games oh my god they would just luge over it

it can't be like curling for citizenship curling for a cul de sac spot I don't understand their sports. They have mounted police. They really do have dumb sports. Ice fishing. Canada? Go inside. Oh, fuck off. Remember that time when you just, you, dude, when we lived in that fucking condo for a couple days in Edmonton. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

When we saw the magical mystical rabbit that was just hopping around and then you just fucking launched a fucking ball? Still, by the way, I talk about this often, this comes up, not a ball, dude moment. I know many of my dude moments, and I can tell you the dude moments I've seen from somebody else pulling off,

which is by the way, that documentary watch, Dude Perfect, that's exactly what that means that I'm talking about. When you throw the basketball, like fuck it dude, you just kick the basketball from across the court and it just goes in, you need somebody else to see it. You have to. And me and Mike were on the back porch of the Edmonton condo, and then it's a lawn

on the other side of that, like a lawn that goes out to a four lane lane at least like road Yeah And then across that road is a line of huge trees tall trees that you can see through a little bit and on the other side of that is a parking lot for a Home Depot and the Home Depot had two shopping carts just behind the trees.

Just randomly scattered. Just behind the trees, scattering the thing. And I was finishing smoking my last apple bong. That's right, that's what you threw. I smoked out of the apple thing and I was gonna get rid of it instead of throwing it in their trash and making it smell bad. So I just look at Mike and I go,

I go shopping cart, the other side of the trees, across the lawn for Canadian tall trees, I mean tall trees. Yeah. Yeah And we're just I wing it up in the air Send it in the right direction and then we're just listening and you just see in the distance Started kicking furniture It was the best it was and then and then a three foot tall rabbit winked at me and went off into a hole.

The whole night may have never happened if I'm being completely honest. Remember those people were drinking in the ice cooler? Like all the people, it was like Canada's not cold enough. They go into the fucking walk-in. At the bar across the way. Yeah, it's like Bourbon Street is in the mall. So it's just like a bunch of fucking bars.

The club's in the biggest mall in Canada now for sure. It was at the World at one point. Fucking crazy. But a two mile, a two mile fucking, it's like two square miles or something. Kilometers or whatever the fuck it is there. Hectares, the way the crow flies.

Yeah, two Sartes. the way the crow flies. Yeah, two sortays. That was the room when the host, Jay, didn't even try to get my name right. Remember he said it five wrong ways five times? He didn't even get it wrong right twice. Yeah, it was like Mike Finwinkel. You know it's not that. He was Mike Filanowski.

I changed race and gender every fucking time. He's like Michelle Johnson. I'm like it's not that. He goes, Mike Filanowski. I like changed race and gender every fucking time. He's like, Michelle Johnson. I'm like, it's Mike Fanoia. Dude, you're not even close. We both called him out on it. That was, and what was the guy when we were at the radio one time? Oh, Jesus Christ.

And the guy had it written in front of him. He said, but he whiffed both of our names, right? Oh, yeah. He was like, Jay Orchardork and Mike Fwonk. He goes, Jay Odenkirk and Mike Tyson. He had it circled, too. He goes, so it's Fanoia? And I go, yeah.

He goes, we're live with Mike Fwonk. Mike Fwonk? Is it Jim right back? Did we give enough time right back? What did he say? So I'm pretty sure Jacob and I talked about the gathering, and Jacob mentioned Kil Tony talking about Jay's last couple of weeks The production meeting that you were on we discussed it on that meeting. Okay the last two weeks Jacob

I apologize. Yeah on your own Talk about kill Tony. I will talk about kill Tony I did and I did take your advice very seriously and yesterday it was hard to bring it up, but I was like thinking in my head, what's a good way to bring it up to Jay? Kill Tony? No, just the garden. I was thinking it would be a cool way, garden first,

because you recently went to Slipknot at the garden, and I was going to say- I had to meet my black son-in-law. Yeah, I know, but I was going to say, like, how cool is it to go to the garden after performing at the garden, because it's always neat to go to a room, like perform in a room that you've seen concerts at.

It's reverse for you. It was cool. Well, it was cool. Couple reasons. One, the security people there were starting to recognize me and they were like, dude, that was awesome the other night. Neat. Which was really cool.

And then, was it the Slipknot concert also? So I mean, I'm the belle of the ball. You're the Pope of Chili Town, dude. My black son-in-law got to see a lot of people very excited to meet me, which was very neat. If he saw you at Juggalo's, he would've been like, I'm marrying into royalty. If he saw me at the Juggalo's,

he would've absolutely thought he goes, is this guy's probably, he probably runs all of this, right? Like, he's there. Are these his followers? They'll build him whenever he wants him to build. You're the prince of the unemployment line. I bet if I hired a bunch of like Juggalo fans to build me a house, dude, it would be building four days.

Just they're all messed up. Just. Oh, absolutely. It's built like a cartoon. And then it burns down in a month because nothing's to code. Oh, dude, just fucking running eight different directions with Tyvek rap. Just rap it ahead. You have a gorgeous like one of those rain fall shower just rains Fago on you you just somehow get stickier Look at me I'm right back to the gathering of jugalos not kilter. Okay, so let's bring it

Let's circle back here. Sorry to the big circle on 34th the garden the big old circle the garden. Well Sorry to the big circle on 34th the garden the big old circle the garden. Well Lewis and multiple other people talked me out of leaving several times Because we went there First of all, I already did see on the air was fucking incredible experience But man, I think it's MSG too It's just they are just not fucking super organized what they're trying to figure out there like Nobody was on the list and then a few people were and to figure out there. Nobody was on the list. And then a few people were, and then a few people weren't.

I was on the show, and I wasn't on the list, let alone Christine for sure, you know what I mean? And just trying to sort, and everyone's just kind of already like, yeah, I don't know, nope. And you're like, yeah, but I think I have to get up there because they told me to be here no later than this time, and I've been here for 25 minutes trying to figure out why we can't go in yet.

You know what I mean? Like, can you get ahold of like, I'm sure, but they're running around like, you know what I mean? Like, who do they tell you to talk to if there's somebody? And it's just going on, and it's just to the point where you're like, yo, like I think I'm gonna split.

And then they're like, oh, you know what? All right, well, here's a pass for somebody. You take it and go up with whatever. So I go up, and then I'm gonna split. And then they're like, oh, you know what? All right, well, here's a pass for somebody. You take it and go up with whatever. So I go up, and then I'm up there, and then there's just no, I'm like, hey, I'm here to anybody I see. And they're like, okay. And you are, and you're like, yeah, no, I'm doing,

I'm going up on this tonight. And I go, is there like dressing rooms or green rooms or holding areas? And they're like, uh, I don't, they're just like... No one knew anything. Where's Tony? Is Tony Tony? I don't know. Some people are like Tony I'm like the person who this whole thing Oh If he's the main guy, he's probably might be in that hall

Do you know anything? No one knows anything. I'm like for the love of hey, can I get some water? This is nothing. Yeah anything and I just like directionless for over an hour of being there at that point. Oh my God, dude, that's crazy. And then I was like, yo dude, I think, I don't know what's going on. And I'm being asked to like, don't stand there. Don't be, it's a lot of that I'm in the way a bunch, you know what I mean?

And Louis is like, don't leave, dude. I go, I'm not leaving. But it's just like, what are we doing? Yeah, I'm like, I don't know where I'm going. Now, at this point, had the show started? Well then it did, and then we got up there at the last second, and just because of the nature of everyone being ready to go on stage,

I just saw everybody, but it's like, before they're going on stage, for three seconds, I was like, hey, Tony, you know I'm here. Yeah, Tony, yeah. You know what I mean? I don't know if you know I'm here. I'm like, I saw Red Band, I'm like, hey, I'm just like, you know, it's like, you know.

But I mean, I'm not like, of course, it's their big night, I'm just like, dude, this is amazing. I didn't say anything, like, what's with the fucking, I'm just like, dude, this is amazing. I didn't say anything. I'm like, what's with the fucking, I hate when people do that, dude. When they bring you into their fucking. They start laying on the thing, and you're like, dude, I'm trying to do this thing.

Please sort it out with somebody else. I would never. Tony, you're security here, blah blah blah. Can you imagine I'm right before you go on, so you're in a bad mood, and this is a big thing, and I'm, oh shit, that's all that would do. Yeah, you're tugging on his sleeve. Just a heads up, that happened at,

the Jokers and I did, we did Rocket Mortgage Field at where the Cavs play, and there was a fuck up with tickets where a couple of my friends, you know, Phil from Cleveland, and then a couple wrestlers were on the list. And for some reason, Sal and I were trying to get ahold of our respective friends that were there, and they're like, security's not letting us down

to go on the floor. And Sal heard me say that and he goes, wait a minute, down on the floor? Where were they seated? And they were up in the 200, like in the nosebleeds, way in the back, and it was just like, he heard that at the wrong time, and it was just a thing. And I was like, oh Jesus Christ. Yeah, and it was just bad, and then the tour manager

got like his ass chewed out and stuff, but it was like a thing, and it's like right at the wrong time. They're about to go out, and it was just bad, and then the tour manager got his ass chewed out and stuff, but it was like a thing, and it's right at the wrong time. So we're about to go out, and it was fucked up. So I know what you mean, when people bring that in. When you go in there and you're seeing clown posse and being like, yo, the guys in yellow shirts are being a problem, like, please don't bother me with this. I'm trying to do all of the-

I'm putting on my makeup. Yeah, yeah, this is sort of a big thing, and I can't really be, it's like, the air conditioning's not working in my camper, or some sure like that you imagine they're like, okay, man Like I don't know. We'll try to figure it out said flat water not Pellegrino Does it was there any like backstage like set up? Was there any like because we've been back for like the jokers and there was like green room It was just there was just no one like

Like the people that were there were there for production Yeah It was just there was just no one like Like the people that were there there for production Yeah, so there's just no one there to really be like there was no like a hospitality person making sure like okay you guys you can Go here. I'm surprised get whatever you want something, but they were filming it. It was such a big ordeal. It was such an amazing Amazing fucking night. It was me. I just heard it and I stopped Amazing night. It was a yeah Okay. I just heard it and I stopped. Amazing night. It was, yeah, I mean, write down the logos and the writing that they had, the screens and stuff, the way it was done was just, it looked fucking crazy.

And the way they exploded for everybody. I was only there for the first night. And I said, that they brought out, Tony went out, Red Band, and then they introduced the band, Marcus King's just playing with the band. Fuckin' look at that. Jelly Roll comes out and sings New York, New York. And then Tony comes out, brings up Shane Rogan,

and then the first comic they bring up to the stage is Dice, it's like Dice Clay. So I mean, just that 15-minute run of insanity. You know what I mean? Like, everyone just losing their fucking minds and stuff. And then when Dice finished, the show kind of just started to get into what they do. And it was weird, man.

It was like, it's such a big place for sure, but the fans know the show so well. Which must be such a goose-pumpy thing for Tony. Oh my God, yeah. That they know, for one, that he's anointed these people who are having a stadium of people cheer for them a few years in the comedy is unreal. Unreal.

That must feel fucking amazing. Yeah, yeah. It's like Roman Colosseum open mic. And knowing, yeah. You know what I mean? And then knowing their Things again like seeing young like the regulars I'm talking about they have there that I kind of built their stuff through that path

Yeah, like the fat the way the crowds know that must be such a fucking talk about a space that they put you in a good space to like Comfortably, right if you do that's what you choose to do Hopefully and get better and better and better because you've already got people, like that much people rooting for you already is so. It's insane, dude. It's not that the pressure's off.

Pressure's still on, for sure. It's pretty high pressure in some way, but it's very different than like, you don't have to already figure out what's gonna be my thing that makes me capture an audience still. You found that way early, it's pretty great. Yeah, and also like also the pressure's on,

but it's also, if anybody's like, oh dude, you got it too fast, and whatever, you just go like, it was a fucking open mic show. Sure, I didn't get an hour quick. I didn't get a whatever. You did an open mic show. No, you did a show that you're supposed to do in your new comic.

Exactly, exactly. That's not their fault. And I was doing New York Comedy Club all weekend, and Cam. Cam some of the lineups and immediately sold out. The rooms were packed. Yeah, but as I'm saying, there is a pressure to that because in a spot like that, that's fine.

You know what I mean? When it comes to headline stuff, that could be high pressure. Of course. Because people who don't know You outside of kill Tony minutes, you know, I mean the back and forth from there like don't know what the you know I mean, it's a different Beast kind so there is pressure on that but I mean they come in like love. It's like their game to lose, which is great It's incredible. Like if you go up that's I'm saying it's not like let me win. Let me win this big crowd from scratch

Right, they're already stoked on you. You just kind of have to like it's a like, let me win this big crowd from scratch. Right. They're already stoked on you. You just kind of have to like, it's a guess at your game to lose. Yeah, absolutely. Can you imagine that? Like, your start, your Laugh House open mics sounded like incredible to me.

That sounds Kill Tony to me from how I started. It was Kill Tony with no national audience. Right, but a local Killtony. You basically had, you guys were doing the Killtony of the block. Yeah, I mean, sort of, yeah, I mean, not nowhere near, I can say it was just essentially, but it was just a show.

Free internet and fucking. It was also just a show, like a live show, but it was like an Apollo, Def Jam height of that stuff being big still, comic view, BET's comic view. So there were so many people and people were like into it. So it was packed every week like I said and it was that and they were there like if you suck they were gonna boo you and and talk shit and yell things out and stuff and then read and then the because the idea was then the host goes back up there, Ture, who was just on the show not long long ago to Ray goes back on stage and just start shitting on

the person he was good you know like just making fun of the guy who was being shitty to the comic yep or the girl or whatever it was and then that would calm them down and the show moved it was like but see that's so cool because like how many people's open mic was just you and a bunch of guys who look just like you standing in a room performing to each other and two French people who were staying at the hotel. It's so apathetic. So much of it is just like, who cares? Like go ahead and do your thing.

Nobody cares. That's where mine was at like Delmonico's Italian restaurant. Like it was just nobody cared. Of course. That was what Joker's Wild once was, was an Italian restaurant. And it was just like lights on, nobody gave a shit.

The comics were there to watch each other, but there was no crowd. Ever, ever, ever was there a crowd. That club's gone, but that was one of the weirdest run places I've ever seen. When I was talking to two young comics there, and I'm like, if you guys wanna do five minute guest spots each, I'll put you up.

I'm just bullshitting with like a half hour. And I go, hey, I don't know if it's like a two, I go, if you do one guest spot like But I'll put them both on to split the time so they can both get on he goes We don't do guest spots on the weekends. I was like no, but I'm like Headlining I'm like yeah sure they can go on he's like now. We just don't do that I'm like so you actively or like anti your local comedians the weird thing for a club to do like now We give them no reward for their behavior.

Dude, I told them, you gotta have Jay up here. I go, don't pay me. Just pay him. I'll do the weekend free. You guys are gonna love him. It's gonna be great. God, he never let's this go that time. He never took money.

I didn't know. Do you remember the time, Jay? I said, don't pay me. And they still bounced this check. Yo, they bounced it at the war. And it's so funny, this is me and Mike, pretty new friends. Oh, in months. Yeah, yeah, pretty new friends and liked them very much. And he was like, come do this gig.

And this is like a, I needed the money, like badly. So I was like, yeah, I'll come do it. The money was like, you know, fine. And I think it was like a thousand bucks I'll come do it. The money was like, you know fine and I think was like a thousand bucks It was a thousand bucks I'll say what and just the timing it was it also that I was like, well, it's like close to Christmas I need that thousand bucks right really bad and I remember finding out when I was in route to shopping

I think was going to Toys R Us over by Vincent's in it was still Toys R Us over there to buy to get Isabella's Toys R Us over by Vincent's. It was still Toys R Us over there. To buy. You are now flush. To get Isabella's stuff. To get Isabella's stuff to it. And then they call and they say that I get the message or whatever that the check is bounced or whatever. And I'm like, oh no. And the only person I know to call involved in that place

is Mike. Like Mike, can you go on there like, oh sorry about that. And it was just such a time to be like, Mike was like, dude, if you do me this big favor and come up here and it's like hey I got like a nice big comic coming up not big but you know It's like a city comic that's blah blah blah sold out both shows and I'm like and like it's funny Mike's probably in a position more to be like I know this is like a big ask to come for like a measly $1,000 and I'm like a thousand dollars is right around. you know, you're like, that's not crazy for me,

you know what I mean, to make. It's like. One night, two shows? Was it one or two? I think it was one night. Was it a one nighter? Yeah, yeah, it was two shows, I think, one night. Yeah, perhaps, because you had to, yes.

So many weird things happened that night, but yes. I think it was one. I think I actually just stayed up there. It might have been two nights, one show a night, might be what it was. But whatever. Regardless, they were both packed to the gills, dude. Like it was like full.

They all knew each other. It was local people. I said that was the first show I ever had that feeling where it was like on stage people were going, any joke I made, he goes, that's like you, Jimmy Wright. And then they'd all laugh and then someone came in and he goes, hey man, when I was on stage, they need to move my car out of the way.

Dude, Uncle Steve. While I was on stage, I go, hey, I'm sorry to interrupt, man, but that's your car right there. I'm like, yeah. Dude, middle of the fucking show, he's on stage and a guy that worked the door there, Uncle Steve, he goes, I need to get out and go to the Christmas party.

He's like, if I don't get out of here right now, like the Christmas party, Christmas is gonna be ruined for everyone I know. And I go, you can't get his keys, or on his, I'm looking at his keys, on his belt loop. And the guy's going,'t get his keys are on his I'm looking at his On his belt loop and the guy's going I need his keys And he went to walk up on stage and I grab him and I'm like the fuck is wrong And he had like an elf sweater and shit. I'm like get over here. I go now. I'll ask him So I walk over and I'm like Jake. I have your keys, dude. I'm so sorry and you're like, huh?

By the way, it's so funny, the two things happening that are wrong is Mike is overstressing out these. I brought this big New York comic up here, and he's being treated like shit. And I'm having like, no, this is pretty much what it is. Mike's like, you're probably just coming off your perch to come here and do my little stupid place. I'm like, any gig really that is offering to pay me some money. So that's like, you know, we'll pay a bill

I'm going sitting in your car to move it and I'm like, I'm a fucking Flew down from the mountain to do the show Hey private jitted here and you're gonna stiffen my I got him to do it for $1,000 Why did they have Jay block this guy's car in the first place? It's the worst parking lot on the planet. They absolutely did that. They absolutely did the- There's nowhere to park, yes.

We saved a spot for you over here and then it was in the way of, by the way, I think it was like the owner wanted to leave. No, it was Uncle Steve. Uncle Steve, he was like the guy who did the door. Just an older man that wanted- Uncle Steve. Uncle Steve wanted to leave.

He worked a little booth in the window. And he's like, I need to get to the Christmas party now. I was like, what do you have the eggnog do? Is it like this family Christmas party or like a Joker's wild Christmas party? No, it was like a party of him and his friends. Bikers? I think it was something related to them, yeah.

He was like a Hispanic biker. Oh, that guy though. No, remember that's the other guy who said he was gonna kill you. The only reason why he didn't kill you is cuz you you said I was cool, and I go no man. Yeah, he goes. He's he's alive because we're all supposed to be supposed to be man That was my first dose of trippy Mike Guys I wanted to kill Jay and he goes I didn't want to kill notice

I we said he go he was laughing he was beast he was ball-busting It was basically like hazing Jay it was like, it was nothing that I took like this guy's... It was just one of those things where you're like, you're doing this because I'm surrounded by you and all the people you know and your friends and you feel very comfortable here. Because he just did the thing. He just did the thing. He was like, you know, he goes, you said that one thing, man.

He goes, I was going to kill you, man. He goes, but you're alive though, all right? You're alive because this guy says you're okay. So as long as he says you're okay. So it's just a ball, you know, but he goes you're alive though All right, you're alive because this guy says you're okay so as long as he says you're okay, so it's just a ball, you know, but he's just doing like a lot of like the shoving and I was like yeah, Mike just goes he goes right Mike and he goes Mike's like now man, he's alive cuz We're all supposed to be alive And it did diffuse it everyone Everyone was like, what? That's how you beat the bike. Mic just threw glitter. Mic just threw glitter up in the air.

I'm like, go, Jay, run, run. I got glitter in his eyes. Now's the time. We smoked a couple bowls in your car. And I went on stage, and that was the night I realized I can't smoke pot and do comedy. Because I delivered the jokes, they were working, but I wasn't doing it. I was like a fucking slot machine.

I was just going, ding, next joke, ding, next joke. I could not fucking, god damn it, if anyone threw me a curve ball, I would have fucking crumbled into a million pieces. And I'm like, how the hell do you do crowd work that stoned? But that's the other side of it. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I'm probably better stoned than not stoned doing crowd work. You're just always stoned. He really is. Well, we had a pizza. That's what it comes down to. We had a talk over some really good pizza, actually. Remember that?

A Bates. A Bates. Yeah. We sat and had pizza and talked about comedy, and about what, two days later later you called me and you go Hey moving to the East Village. I got a room available if you want to come move in That was the beginning of our gay off relationship and that's when I told my wife of one year I'm moving in with a couple you don't know She had the flute dude, she had like a hundred and forty fever

You're babe putting down a putting down a security deposit on a place. You stay here. We knew you for a bit before that. We did, but I mean like. A couple years, you were coming down. That was what, 2014? Definitely not a couple years. Say two years now?

It had to be like two years. Well, we met in Providence. We met in Providence. That was the first time we worked together, you, me, and Dave Smith. And then you said, come down, do skanks, and I did. And then that was the night, Christine, do you remember like a bunch of kids ran into the stand?

Remember during skanks, a bunch of dudes ran into the stand? Was it the Jewish kids? Oh, the Jewish kids. Yes. Hasidic Jews. God, they are unpleasant people. Oh my God, that was before skanks went to the creek. Yeah, it was like flash mob craziness.

That had to be 2012. No, they came in, it's a bummer. This is why we left the stand originally. We left the stand because they weren't, they ended up not recording our shows when they were supposed to be recording. And one of them that happened was these Hasidic Jewish kids came in and started just yelling shit out

while we were doing the podcast. And we were going back and forth with them like we were willing to be like, oh, what's up, guy? You know, it's like you guys are all here. You don't know the show at all or nothing. And we're just and they're just kind of being like, you know, like, you know dickhead, you know, and then like putting their heads down. They're just being disruptive for no reason. Also at the time I'm security. They were just young. They were kids. They were they were drunk underage pieces yeah 18 19 maybe and a bunch of them and they came in and they just kept going back and forth and we're like hey guys like we're gonna do a show here so it's like you know it's fun we were really doing like it's fine dude I get it go have your fun man but just like upstairs or

out of here and they were just kind of like you know I was like fuck you dude we're not going anywhere and that was like well we'll make you leave there's no security there you know so Christine was security and then me and and then me and Lewis just had a bench clearing of fucking Hasidic Jews we got them all out together and then they were very quickly went from like the thing that big whoa whoa whoa hey hey hey it ran upstairs I feel like one of them had like beer in a bag or something. Like somebody brought in booze.

Yeah, they brought in booze, too. They all just like walk. They just walk down. You just came in. Like they just came down. And so it was like trying to get them out. But then they're going back and forth with the comics. And then, I mean, Louis and Jay were just like, all right, let's.

That's that, guys. We're going to get these guys out of here. I mean, Dave Smith sat there and narrated. We go, and they're off. Yeah. Probably wouldn't't hang out the same way with black Israelites, but these little Hispanic Jewish fucking queefs. Things were different.

It is funny. There is something so funny about, especially if you're like a self-reflective person at all, is when you do tell even like a story of like bad assness, like going like, all the things I see in my head, I go, you're going like, yeah, we took a bunch, it's like 10 of them, dude, and we fucking like shoved them all out of the place and they were scared out of their minds He goes hey, what would you thought it was a bunch of like a black local basketball team came in

Would you have hair that way goes no? Who'd ask politely And these pussies were all scared as we were throwing them outside the place but then inside your mind you're like it's just because I That's exactly the outcome I pictured when we started doing it. I wasn't like hey, man Look one of us is not going home, you know feeling good tonight, but this is gonna it has to happen You're much more like I'll go beat up a bunch of fucking Jewish nerds Podcasts crashing jerks

And the recording that may have been the night where they didn't record the room. They recorded, like, it was me and Chris arguing in the office is what got recorded. Oh, god, that's hilarious. How fucking funny is that? I'm absolutely crazy. They're like, oh, we don't have the recording of that.

I go, what? That was insane. And that was, I think, maybe the first podcast I ever did. And I was like, dude, podcasts are awesome. By the way, on the same episode, Mark DeMeo, who was a comedian and a former police officer, was telling us some fucking crazy shit we were like, I forget what it was even.

I remember that now. It was just such a, Legion of Skanks was so young, that we were like, man, that was a fucking crazy, what a Legion of Skanks episode, we get into a physical altercation. Yeah. Mark DeMeo was telling us these nutty stories about this thing. And like, we were laughing hard,

because he was saying that he used to actually do competitive. It was almost like Ralph, like he did competitive dance. Like dancing was a big deal in his life or something. And you're like, what? And it was just, we were having so much fun. And then the crazy moment happened, and they're like, oh, it's just me and Christine bickering in the fucking control room.

Can you imagine that now? You imagine that now days not recording an episode is just like not it doesn't make sense How it doesn't happen, yeah, this wasn't even video That was all audio that's right it happened in Right Austin. Well, it did happen in Toronto. It also happened in Austin member in Toronto, right? No, Austin. Well, it did happen in Toronto, it also happened in Austin, remember?

That's when Bobby was crying after the Legion of Skanks at the Creek didn't get recorded. Or it was recorded wrong or something. Did he actually cry? Yeah. Yeah. Not Bobby Kelly. Oh, oh, no, no, no.

Oh, Bobby, hi. No, producer, we had to. Yeah, dude, that was crazy. I remember that conversation with Lisa where I was just kinda like, hey, you know, I think it would be really good for my career. I know we just bought this house.

I know we're less than a year married, but I got this opportunity. Remember that guy Jay? I know this is our honeymoon phase. Remember that fat guy who wears the jorts? I go, you remember he did that joke with a whistler's mouth? That was our favorite, that joke we we cracked up about her and I together.

And I go, he offered, like I can go move down there and like he's gonna show me around the city and I can open for him on the road. I'm like, this is kind of like a really big opportunity. She had 103 fever. She had a flu so bad that she was hallucinating. She was like, can you get the dog off the bed? That was the time you decided to talk to her about it?

He was like, I gotta know in 48 hours, or else your career's over. She was putting pressure. She was like, can you get the dog off the bed? That was the time you decided to talk to her about it. He was like, I gotta know in 48 hours wrote your careers over She's like yo buddy, listen, I'm sorry about your wife dying at 30, but like I need to know you want for me Anything is everybody are you good with that? I wasn't there. It was Amazing. I wasn't there the second night. I heard the second night was fucking amazing I already should fear killed Joe the Rose the Sal went up. It was fucking uh, Jim went up both nights Jim Norton It was fucking great my night Lewis got to go on kind of last minute which was even cool He said he thought he was gonna go on Saturday and then they were like they want you to go on so he went

I did fucking great. Oh, that was hilarious. I'm trying to get upstairs The elevators were do we were outside smoking hmm when you make that decision because they won't let you smoke also no matter what performing not rooms, whatever They're like now so I go there's gotta be some where you like the bands and stuff like smoke cigarettes now. No And you have to go all the way down to that employee security stuff again. They go, yeah. Jesus. So anytime, like you know, so it's funny.

I'm actually surprised that you stayed. Half the time though you come up and you go, okay, like I went and smoked a cigarette. You go up there and then it's just you feel bad when it's like Foley and Kevin are like coming at you know, are you garbage guys are like like we're going out for a dart and you're like Well, I'll stay here with you a little you know I mean like because the thing is like if you next time you come down It's this whole process again one time we were out there and they go Lewis They want you to go on next

Wait, oh we go through security and then we get to the elevator Elevators just not moving and they go I think there's a medical emergency on eight Like is there any elevator that gets people places fast? It's insane. So crazy. This is how they want the performers to come in, and it's like, it's being worked by a person who's like, what floor, just sitting there,

and it was wild. Radio City Musicals, same thing. That's no reflection on Killtona, that's the garden. The garden is a wacky setup over there, man. But what a cool place. My first member performing there. I mean, that's what I'm saying, talking about it. Yeah, did I go up?

Did I change the course of history? Yeah, sure. Probably. Did the tides turn? Yeah. Jacob, what is it that you and Jim want to hear so bad? That I went up there in three minutes and changed the course of everything of the night?

Was the Supermoon even more super? Are most people thinking it was probably the set of the entire run I don't know I've heard rumblings what is this here I've never seen this a lot of iconic comedians a lot of them I consider to be like big brothers to me this is truly if you've ever seen them before look at the size that always you're all of your favorite comedians one of their favorite comedians one of my favorite comedians one of my great friends let's make some noise for multiple time kill Tony guess and one of the all-time best in the world working today today's intro is big Jay

Dang Finest honey, welcome. Hey Pop poppin. Whoa, they work in the mothership Really? Yeah, her name is Heidi and she is I can't well landishly gorgeous Oh my god, I thought she was when they were saying who she was. I was like, oh is she a ring girl? I thought she was like a UFC ring girl. They're like, no, she works at the mothership She works the fri later on It bummed us out so much blue amongst people. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah Lewis one cuz what you go We were walking back in a humidor until the next Gil Tony show we were walking at one point

she was walking by and He was like he was like Heidi Heidi and I was like, oh he's like tried to talk to our ready He's whatever and then she's like Like looking and she's looking at him with a real like who the fuck are you it's dark in fairness He's like Heidi and she's like what he goes Louis J Gomez and she goes ah And then she came over and like hugged him and did the whole thing and I was like Heidi and she's like what he goes Luis J Gomez and she goes Ah and then she came over and like hugged him and did the whole thing and I was like god I was like god damn it. We were all hoping there was no payoff Oh, hi

I was hoping he was gonna do like a we met that one time and even that would have been a good enough fail The fact that she was right when she was what oh and then hugged him. I was like son of a bitch it paid off But no, he just knows her from, she's Kill Tony. She works at Kill Tony at the mothership. So do you have your set? Is that? Oh, I'm not playing my set. No, no, no.

No, I'll punch the TV. I do have it. It was great. Well, no, because you don't want to watch it. Jake killed it. No, I know. I'm sure he slaughtered. But what a weird thing for a young comic

to be able to do like a room that big It's just fucking mind-blowing the garden for Christ's sake. Yeah, can you say there was one dude that like shredded the guitar? It's crazy. Yeah, like an open mic or that like yeah I don't know how long he's been doing it for young handsome black gentleman, and he went up there. He had a pretty good set and then You know for you, so he was like a, he had a pretty good set. And then, you know, he was just like a regular, he was a real like bucket pull. It wasn't like the people that were supposed to go up, it was just like the luck of the draw. He went there, he had a good set, very likable guy,

and then we're like, it's hard to hear where I was standing, like the words, the monitors weren't very good. They had any of your stuff, but like, they were, you know, any special skills, I guess, and he was playing, I could any or stuff but like They were giving any special skills I guess he was playing I could play guitar and then they were gonna stay asking to do it and Marcus King gave him his guitar and he fucking just Shredded a solo. Do you have that Chris? I'm trying to find that's fucking oh you play that that's imagine that dude at the garden

At the garden you do stay had a good place He's a young comic who has a stand up set that goes well. The people like him so much and then they ask him that and he goes, I mean he comes through for sure. Jesus Christ dude, yeah. Well that's either going two directions. That story either ends with him being a complete success or he's gonna murder someone.

Yeah, he's so talented. There's no way to go down from, yeah. Yeah, too much genius. Do you have it, Christine? I think I have it. Looks like this is Marcus taking off his guitar. When we were... Give me two seconds.

Okay. When we went to the Joker's, when the Joker's played the garden. Yeah, here it is. Oh, okay. Yeah, watch this. So he's just had a good set this guy. Just had a good set.

Yeah. And then Marcus King grabbing wait, that's Marcus King. Wait a second Are you guys brothers? Us the kids name is Jason episode of white men can't jump I've ever seen They was Jesus Christ dude have Marcus there I'd be sweating you think you would right yeah this show is he's like to blues riff and be watch me for the changes try Jesus. No pick.

He's dominant. I know. This is completely unplanned. pick he's dominant. I know. He looks like a young Godfrey. Yeah. Damn dude. How cool was that? What a night for that kid. It was what a night all around. I mean, Tony, God bless him. And I said, and all congrats to Tony.

I mean, it's nothing I haven't said to him in person or a thing, but I mean, what the fuck, man? I mean, that is literally created like a fucking. I mean, we watched two nights in the garden and then people go, Oh, a lot of people went to both nights. Okay. Big fucking. Yeah. I go with watch two nights of the garden and then people go a lot of people went to both nights Okay, big fucking yeah To be upset about that he goes well, I look at so it's not like it was like two full sets of 20,000 people Okay, if one if this was only one night at the garden with kill Tony you'd be like that's fucking insane

Dude, Lewis was saying and he was so right. We were just looking at the thing and I go if I could just have one V of this audience like For every weekend I did I don't need any more than that That's it one slice of like, you know, sit from like the 200 level down to the floor Yeah of that a section. Yeah, like it's like section 202 102 and the floor Yes, exactly per weekend. I don't have to do anything more game changer. Yeah, nothing more in comedy. That's plenty Unbelievable just that he did whatever fucking 15 times that yeah wild man. It's unbelievable, dude so and he's handled it a dude because I mean the show was

Nobody walked out there like yeah Like and I said and I and I could say it like even publicly now that I had my doubts on it before I've seen It in a arena where I was kind of like this isn't really an arena show And by the way, it's still in its purest form is gonna be in smaller sure because the nature of what it is right it does with it, but man when they're like doing the big like Celebration of the thing like let's do a big like it's worth it well and the people who like it Absolutely love it, and there are so many people that are learning about comedy through kill Tony It's amazing because you can't just tour a Kill Tony daily episode.

You have to make it grander for the thing. And mother fuck, they did. And the clips of it are fucking everywhere. I mean, the Pyro and Cryo and Sparks and the full fucking band and the guest appearances and shit, float tanks. The broken streamers. Human cannonballs.

Cookie Monster jacket up there fucking fucking ungodly hot ring girls Unreal I mean they did a phenomenal job with that But I just love the way they because kill Tony usually is you know the bucket pulls and the regulars but having their regulars having their Legends bucket, you know intertwining everything together. It just it works so well. It like kept such an awesome pace for the show. Someone should be selling ad space on those buckets. You know what I mean? That's like that's like the the the race car of comedy right there.

Pennzoil fucking legends bucket. I love the presents the legends bucket. They brought comedy store water bottles with them. So on the panel, they all had Comedy Store water bottles with them. So oh, yeah panel They all had Comedy Store water which is always that's funny. That's why they do their You know, there's ads for kill to kill Tony's like a YouTube show, you know, I mean, so it's like a that show So at the garden both nights, he still had to go he goes now he goes hang on We take a quick moment. This show is sponsored by

He goes, now, hang on, we'll take a quick moment if this show is sponsored by. Okay, so thank you to our sponsors, because they're gonna add him in later, but I'm like, could you, I'd love to hear. I would never tell the numbers of like ad read cost you, you get when you go, well, we're just gonna be read to. A show we did at Madison Square Garden.

And by the way, because it doesn't matter who, the garden hearing it means nothing. The fact that you didn't do it there, it's that people wanna see and hear the garden episode. Of course, yeah. Or episodes. So it's like, what do they pay for that advertising? I went over to Louis recently, I'm like, what is the money in podcast? Is it really advertising?

Yeah, it's all it is. It really is. Yeah, that's like the Lexus to December to remember is gonna buy that, you know what I mean like big Carnival cruise lines and shits gonna fucking want those I'm saying a fucking crazy They just leave it open because a quick word from our about our sponsor Okay, well, thank you for our sponsors and it goes now who wants to give me a bazillion dollars to say your name between Those two sentences he's like at the guard and people are pissy. He's like and now we're from better help He's like, at the garden people are busy. He's like, and now a word from better help. He's like, you know guys, every time.

I actually had a weird experience with therapy, but not with better help. It was interesting. It was one of those like, it's like those online telehealth, telemedicine things. And the therapist, dude, the guy, his, it's like he didn't realize that I could see behind him. Like he had like old Wendy's bags and like he had an empty fish tank

that had shirts, like dress shirts, like hanging halfway in them. And he's just sitting there like, and he's yawning, but like holding in yawns half, like, you know, the clothes face yawn face, where he's going, like, like, are your eyes going to explode out of your fucking? I'm stretching my insides But he literally had like clothes in a fish tank and just old Wendy's stuff everywhere and I was like Jesus I go I think I'm like, how about do you need help? Like can I help you out? Somebody you at least assume has it together more than you to the lady

That screams ladies whose office. Exactly. That screams. The ladies whose office I went to. And it was so funny, I stopped going to one therapist that was telemedicine because we just were getting to nowhere. I told her so many things and she just kept asking about like my like imminent divorce and stuff and then wanting to hear about about the road of comedy and laughing. Just like, not even like anything on the road that's getting through.

Do you think you're lonely? Do you think, just like, what did, you know, like I would just go, it goes, yeah, it goes, man, weird as audience. Like there was a guy in the front row said something, whatever, you know, it's like, and then I'm just making her laugh by telling her like stuff. So I stopped doing that, I stopped going to- You did a set. That's so ridiculous.

Essentially. Every week I was catching up, I was like, what's going on with blah, blah, blah. The one that before that, that I went to like three sessions with, and I was like, this might end up being good. This one, because I went very quick to, you know, I take showers in the dark.

I was going through some of the things that I told the other one that I was making her laugh all the time. I go, I was talking to you for like, I've known you for a year now. We've talked about, early on I told you, I don't look in mirrors and I don't blah, blah, blah. And she was like, and now I'm just making you laugh

every week. It was like kind of weird. But the one before that, I was getting to some real stuff and I got like tear, whatever that's worth, it's just in my mind. I'm like, if I got teary, I was like, all right, we're talking about some shit. We're going here.

And then the one, I just remember looking over at her and I'm going like, and it's just like, I feel bad because I think I have so much guilt with my daughter because I, but I look over and I see like her like, like, like her eyes are almost kind of open and she's like Dropping to the side and then her eyes closed and i'm thinking I think something medically is happening to her like she's having like a stroke or something

She's passing out like something, you know I thought her face was like almost drooping and I was like, I forget her name, but i'm like miss miss miss and she goes she goes And I was like, are you okay? And she was like, oh, yeah She was I'm sorry. I didn't get a good night's sleep last night. That is not your fault at all. It's not your fault She goes no, it's not your fault. I'm just like I should have rested better last night. I go I don't think it's my fault That's a weird first thing to say. It's not your fault. It's not my fault. That's not my fault She goes no that stuff about you being sad about your daughter's stuff is not that is not boring as shit like you probably think. You probably think that I think it's

boring as shit. That's crazy. That is the ultimate thing that that I think anyone who would want to go into therapy would that's their biggest fear the therapist is gonna be bored with what they have to say. Like you're not entertaining. Your therapist fell asleep. I had to bite my lip not to laugh when I was walking out I gave her and by the way she didn't say oh give me a little less this week or something she still said like the money it's cash she need cash always I give her like whatever the 160 bucks or whatever the fuck it was or 80 bucks I don't know maybe it was less but whatever was'd give it to her cash.

And as I'm walking up, she goes, okay, she's like, next week should be same time, right? And I just was biting my lip going, yeah. I'm like, are you crazy? I will never ever, ever be in this building again. That was it, I never went to her again. It's not your fault. You know it's a therapy again.

Not your fault. Yeah, it is. Yeah. They're literally goodwill hunting you. It's not your fault. It's not your fault literally goodwill hunting you it's not your fault I know Jay I'm like my fault that you fell asleep I didn't think it was my fault Jay not you Sean Jay not you man Look at me. What? It's not your fault. Oh my god. She's like, hmm. There's nothing. It's like, that's, what you actually lived in real life

is the, there's something about Mary. Therapy session, but it happened to you. Yeah, the dad from Step Rides. You would actually make a comedy routine out of him. He like slides back in. Yeah. That's so fucking crazy, dude. Well, that was nuts.

And I was like, it's not your fault. I just thought that was the craziest sentence to say. It's not your fault. He goes, I wasn't blaming myself. No. It's 100% your fault. Yeah, this is your fault. I go, but that's fucking crazy that you let yourself get there.

That's amazing. By the way, there's a real thing, by the way. If you feel yourself getting there, I'm not saying it's crazy to have that happening. I've got an overwhelmingly exhausted sitting in here before you know I mean sure um Stand up for a few minutes. Do you know I mean or that or just say it's a huge me Once I have to go to the bathroom really big go to the bathroom and fucking put some water on your face Just move for a second and go we'll get through this next 20 minutes tops You know I mean Jesus Christ like the fact that she was going down and just kind of like,

let her head do like the bounce. And you were in person. This wasn't telehealth. In person. That's insane. So then I went to the telehealth. And then I ended up just doing fucking routines for my fucking thing.

She's like, that's good. You should use that on stage. You're going, oh, where's my thumb? Yeah. Virtually got your ear. I mean, she was just. That's so fast. Oh, I turned her into a fan of my comedy for sure, but she was not... We were getting to nothing on stuff.

You're like, oh, you want a coffee? House Christine. House Christine. And I'm like, Christine's doing good. She said this thing to me the other day, and I'm thinking to myself, I'm like, lady, you can say this, but I'll say this. Oh, is that an actual bit or are you just... Oh, God. She goes, hey, that this thing. Is that an actual bit or are you just like, oh god. She goes, hey, that's crazy.

She goes, does that giggle go towards my deductible?