The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Jay's Favorite Wet Boy

Episode Date: September 1, 2026

The Bonfire field trip to the Rob Zombie concert is now 18 people deep. TJ Miller just jumped on board but Bob's son Max might have better things to do. The whole crew will be wearing goth make-up to the show and Jacob wants to add fangs to his look. | Jay fell in love with a video of a singer on SNL named Troye Sivan who get drenched with water while performing. Jay tries to find a video of him where he gets even wetter because he remembers him soaked. | A little boxer defeats an Island Boy in a silly fight. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Second one. Third one. Fourth. Do you like that song? Yeah, I was expecting it to go to the crew version. Really? Which I do like the crew version, because that's the 80s.

There's the Aerosmith version, too. The Arrowsmith version is awesome. I love that. The Beatles one is good. Well, it's just that, you know, this week. Yeah. I thought I'd give you a little taste because you're going to see it covered by a couple of other people.

Oh, do they do it? Together. Together. Oh, wow. That's like one of the big almost ends of the whole show. So they go up at the end together? Just for this. Oh, no shit.

That's great. I am excited about this show, bro. Because it's going to be... We got a new crew going. You got a whole new crew going. but you're almost you're almost doing what Keith used to do with movies like Marvel movies you you're doing this with a concert yeah more fun yeah I feel like I should I mean a little more fun but I mean for me being old it was awesome to have 40

comics go to you know the Batman premiere and me and Keith was just sleeping 10 minutes in and we wake up that was good and then we leave it was all right I have I have to wear my hook is can't sleep at this no I won't I'm gonna get some sleep I mean if you do it'd be amazing I feel like I was hijacked because me and you were going and then Lewis was like, James is going, you got to bring Max. It's so funny. And I was like, all right, Max, James is going.

And he was like, all right, I'll go. And now James is not going. But if Max doesn't want to go, he doesn't have to go. Yeah. I think he wants to go now, but I think he was excited. We should find out because it's really close. No, he's going, dude. He's excited.

I think we just made him just added T.J. Miller to the group. Oh, geez, that's going to be nuts. It would be fun. He's great. Yeah. He's publicly cool and do, does, stuff that's fun. Oh, he'll be fun as hell.

Yeah. And I said he'll, uh, and everybody that's coming is like, comedians-wise, like, could you'm on the bonfire? I'm like, yeah. Yeah, dude, you bought nine. Can I give you some money for me and Max's tickets, please? If you want to. Yeah, just tell me, Christine, tell me how much it is.

You know what? I don't even, I don't know if I want money from anybody. No, I want, listen, you to send me and Max's tickets are. I want to review it. If it's, if it's not too much, I want to give you the money. It's, it's, listen, hear me out. It's a lot. it's a bunch but I like to hold onto the number because I want to keep taking this to sit Paco that feels like I'm in a fucking like I'm getting operated on a UFO that light um that really it's it looks like when they look up they go it's harsh light and then I thought three little fingers were going to come into it

um I like to hold firm that we're going there and doing a show yeah for serious I We are. And Sirius XM got us neither. Tickets, interviews, passes, literally nothing. We got Mike flags. So I'd like to... We do have Mike flags.

I wonder if we'll have Mike flags there. Nope. No Mike flags there. Oh, no Mike flags, okay. No, because we don't have Mike flags, I don't think. No, nope. Not us Mike flags, but we have Serious Mike flags. No, they want to just say Sirius XM for sure. Wow. But we...

Yeah, it's going to be a lot of fun. but they didn't get a set up, so I want to be able to hold on to this inordinate number. 18 tickets I bought. It's 18 tickets. I keep bringing it up. I'm up to 27 when I tell the story. I think when I was talking to Louis C.K. today, I'm like, dude, Jay bought 27 tickets to go to Maryland, man. He was like, wow.

That's a lot of tickets. I was he got everybody VIP parking and there's a voucher for food. He's like, how good is he doing? I'm like, real good right now. He's killing it, dude. It's nice to hear, but there's no voucher for food. And then I had a gunshot go off. Oh, wow.

And then it was like, it's over. They killed himself. Yeah, that makes sense. But he wasn't invited. Hey, if you need me, I'm going to go to the bathroom. For those who don't know, which Wednesday is it? Marilyn Manson. Rob Zombie.

Oh, yeah. Late to the party. Buddy, I love you here. I love that you're cold. And if you weren't so cold, you wouldn't have picked up on that little thing we needed to add because it's a radio show. No, no, no. it was certainly said

Rob Zombie I'm being sarcastic From the over beginning of it I'm being sarcastic I didn't know It was a good sell Buddy because I'm a good actor And I sometimes I fuck up

I need to do comedy It was a great cell And I sometimes I go into You know De Niro shit And I make you be like Dude he's serious right now It is all right though Jacob's job description

Because I did look into this Is slowing the show down To ask us to explain Something he was already explained Wednesday Chris Stanley gave him What a good eat His family was like, yeah, that would be great, Jacob.

I didn't already explain it just twice in a row back to back. I love Jacob is a serious X-M robot, but the original one they were going to put in every studio, but it didn't work, so they just gave him to us. He makes me feel boring. I feel he's not paying attention to the show, and he's sitting in here. That's why he wears a jacket all the time, because you'd see his wires in his chest.

He's Darrell. The government's looking for you. Darrell grew up. Yeah, it's going to be fun. It's going to be great. Are we standing or are we sitting? I mean, option? We should be standing.

Okay. But you'll stand. You'll be standing in front of a seat. Buddy, you stand, I stand. I do what you do at a concert. You know that, right? I do it. I mimic you.

In between, sit a little bit. Yeah. But also, you want to mill? You want to make sure you check out that merch. We're going to mill. You know, dude, I roll merch quick. Yeah. I go and get merch done, and then I get the bag, and I put it in the seat.

But yeah, so I don't know if I'm going to get money from anybody for tickets because I'd like to hold it over the head of serious. I've put in thousands of dollars to make sure. I'm going to pay you. I'm going to give you some money for the ticket. No, no, no. But we gave them a heads up. Yeah. I think about six months out, I thought we wanted to go to this concert.

And they've helped us. I think they put out a couple feelers for a few things and came up with, what's the word? Bobby? Nothing? Nothing? Yeah, it's absolutely nothing, I think. I thought you had one of the good, like, schudits or something like that. I think James. Oh, Stunats. I was doing James Brown.

Absolutely nothing. We got Stunats. James Brown, that's war. No, that's, but didn't he do it too? Mawna, absolutely nothing to stand again. He did it too. Am I crazy? Am I crazy?

I don't know. I don't have the answer. I'm fucking looking at people now, dude. I don't have the answer. I got fucking three people with fingers on computers. I'm going to tell you this. And I would like to know if I'm crazy. Because if I don't have the answer, I don't know if it's going to trickle down in the room.

I don't know. I had three people with fucking computer fingers, and they just stared at me like, we're not going to find out. The answer is, he didn't do it? Just war, right? Was it Edwin Starr? Oh. Was he a black dude? Yes.

Come on, you got to cut me a little slack. Did he sound like James Brown? Good, folks. So I believe we're there. I think it's almost showing where we're. we're sitting. Oh, right there? Oh, right in front? No, no, no. You see, there's the stage. Yeah. But then

we're the two, so we're one of these. I think we're right here. You bought a whole section. Basically. That's great. It's going to be fun. And we get, you know what's good about those seats? We get to go like in that little middle area and go that way or that way. Probably. Up and down. A little bit. But yeah, it's going to be fun.

Ooh, it's going to be dope. Yeah. Like the seats for when we saw Corey Feldman there, except way better music. Yes. Yes, true. I'm going to make sure right now. I'm going to text gone to make sure. I don't want Max going because he thinks he has to go. Yes. I want him to go because he fucking wants to go. Yes.

Because I'm going to have to sit. It's a hell of a show. I'm going to have to sit with him. Josh is going to take advantage of that I'm a dad that night, moving next to you. He's got a kid. He's got a kid. He's got a be done. You know what I mean? So I'm going to be with Max. He was going to get my ear early on that when he goes, I mean, you're going to hang with me, right? Because Bobby brought his kid.

I mean, that's just gay. Yeah. And I know gay. You can't trip on acid with Bobby's kids I'll let you if you want Let's get that out of the way Let's get that done I'm terrified to take acid I know

I'm gonna text her right now dude Right now dude I know and you know what Moms will never understand this The internal thing of like The internal rip That you have as a parent Where in Black Lou you'll understand this

Where you obviously want them to come and have the experience but you also know what an all around burden they will be on your fun in any way I mean it's gonna the other reason why if it was like a band that I knew whatever it would ruin my fun because I never been

before and I'm kind of new I'm new to it too and you're gonna kind guide me through this you know the band I know the band I know Marilyn I don't really know Rob that much but you told me it's epic you know a lot it's gonna be new for me and him both so we'll both be experienced the same thing right but you know so much Rob Zombie it's crazy

There's no way. So much. Tell me what song you think you know. I'm trying to figure out how it's no expensive. This is a hard one. It's like restaurant. I don't know. I'll tell you it right now.

All right, ready? Four Rob Zombie songs. Ready? Yeah. Lit with two T's. Just go down the line. Just go on the line. No, dude.

Give him the beginning of all. Just give me another one. Dude, sexy tits. Maybe. Now, I thought that's Howard Stern's old intro. Zipper wound. No,

No zipper wound? No, I wish the names like that. The names are more like the transcendental Ultimate Triumph of the King Freak. It's like that's the names of the songs. It's kind of cool. Wordy.

Expensive. Yeah, I know a lot of his songs. Play more human than human. I mean, these are bangers, dude. Yeah. I mean, dude, I love rock shows. I love just the fucking... He's a big one.

I love it. Bring him up a little bit. Bring up a little zombo live. I don't know if I can do eyeliner in front of Max, though. You know this one. That's why we got to get him out of this plans. The eyeliner is, and this is selfish, more important to me than Max. I know.

It's kind of more important to me, too, dude. I was looking forward to getting my eyes done up. Everybody's going, we'll do this. You know this song. Come on. Yeah, I know the song. Are you kidding? No, I know the song.

I don't retain, I've tried to tell you. I'm saying, you know, a bunch of them. Yeah, dude, I don't how to tie knots and shit. Do Dracula. I can tell you. Give me a taste of Dracula. Six X to 3x fly straight together with a blood knot. Yeah, you could do that.

It's perfect. But you know, I don't know songs. I'm just showing you that he puts on a hell of a show. Is he on a skull, like a devil skull? Yeah, a big old skeleton devil goat. He's got songs too. Skeleton devil goat. They're fun because you can sing them even with a bad voice.

Absolutely. Yes, it's going to be great Yeah, it looks cool And let's not let Max ruin this With no eye shadow With no crying black eye shadow My daughter's almost 24 She's ready to see her dad

With drippy eye shadow Buddy, I'm doing it anyways I don't know I don't know if she's ready to see Jacob with drippy eye makeup Jacob, you're doing it Oh yeah I'll do anything

Every buddy involved is doing it We're gonna walk 18 deep I wanted fangs Well if it's fangs I can't supply that but we're going to supply makeup for your eyes. I'm going to make Max do it too. If I'm doing it, he's getting it done too. 100%. How

excited James would have been if this was happening? Oh my God, makeup for free. James, Max, we have to do her eye shadow. Yeah. If I get fangs, it's cool. Of course. Yeah, they get fangs, dude. I'm ordering fangs. Yeah, I mean, don't get like the plastic whole mouth ones. You've got to get some

some goodies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't get wax ones. Just so you know, before you feel you're going to be standing, walking alone, Josh wears unironic fangs on his bottom teeth. I don't like... If you were wondering. I don't like that you think we would discriminate you for getting fangs. You think we would put that out there.

That's not... These are shows about inclusion. Yeah. Everybody. Fat, chubby. Yep. Morbidly obese. Bingo.

Did I say fat? Yep. Yes. I'm wearing... I did say morbidly obese, right, Paco? Yeah. Morbally obese? And Paco?

Balding, you say balding. Balding, for sure. Sweaty. Women who've got like a weird set of wrinkle. In between their tit, chest skin, looks like a worn leather jacket, like one that you've really worn a lot and has cracked a lot. Yeah. Yeah, it looks like old animal hide.

And then a couple of hot sluts, but I'll tell you what. Let me tell you who's going to be able to fuck all those fat, morbidly obese, or even chubby people, this crew right here. Yeah. We could dominate out there. You have a bang a chick with Dandruff, bro? No. It's kind of hot.

You ever bang a chick who makes it look like when she gets on top, it looks like you vanish? Yeah. No. You have to find your way out of a chick. Jiggle, trickle, trickle, trickle, trickle. Yeah. Dude, me and you could suck the titties at the same time.

I can be on the back, though, and you can be on the front, kind of swing them around, yeah. Not if Max comes. you know he'll come what if Max comes and ruins you guys tits sucks damn that would fucking suck well

oh my well I'm gonna find out I'm gonna make sure if he's like dude I really want to go I'm excited we'll go if he's like ah I'm like you're not going fuck it yeah I think he does I think he wants to go and he likes Rob Zombie

so we'll see I refuse to let him ruin it how's that I'm put that out there. How's this, Jay? I'll fucking walk away from him. I like that. I'll walk away.

He's 13, right? Yeah. He's fine. Fucking walk away. I'll got an apple tag on him. We'll find him later. Apple tag him? Shoolace, house key.

Bang. Shoe lace with a housekey around his neck. Yeah, give him like Apple pay, 100 bucks. 100 bucks. Get an Uber home, Uber kids home. 100 bucks. Yeah. He should be able to sort it out.

I'm going to be like, listen, dude, if you don't get laid and get a ride home at this concert, you're not a man. He's not a man. You're not. At 13? Yeah. Yeah. This is like a Catholic bar mitzvah.

Yeah. Me and you go, find your way home. Yeah. Get home. And when you do, you better have some stink on your hang low. Yeah, we see him like 13 years later. He just shows up. Felt in love.

I fell in love that night, Dad. Maybe he's got a little kid on his shoulder and everyone hold it hands. You're a grandfather twice over. Yeah, I won a surf competition last year. I was going to invite you, but I didn't want to, you know, ruin it or hex it so yeah yeah he's like a surfing champ has his own line of fucking voodemans of vitamins i uh i could i was trying to show i was watching earlier uh youtube videos and i was going through music stuff no and i yeah and i came through uh can you believe it no i came through

i forgot about did you remember christine didn't remember it when i told her but at first but like do you remember we did this on the bonfire years ago um I guess he's like a producer. We've got to look up who he is. His name's Troy Sivon. And he had like one hit, I guess. If it's called a hit, I don't even know. But I just remember watching SNL years back and seeing this performance.

And I was like, someone made a mistake. Do you remember it's the gayest performance ever? It's like he's just a wet boy. He's covered in water. What? I think it rains on stage on him. It's not a skit. It's a musical.

No, no, no. This is a musical number that they just laid on a, a late-night Midwest audience. But I'll tell you what, Bobby. Yeah. I like the song. You do. He's just a wet boy.

He is just a wet boy. Why is he so wet? I don't know, dude. Why aren't you as wet? Sounds like the Philadelphia Eagles guy. A little bit. Yeah. Except that guy was bone dry.

This guy, the difference here? The difference here is this guy soaking wet. Why is this not louder and why is everyone not moving? Why is his shirt wallpaper? Well, he's a wet boy. Larry Ryan's fucking wallpaper from 82. I don't like a textured shirt. My, my, my.

It's cheesecloth. Oh, you've always wanted to do that. That's how Jay wanted to come out on the roast in Comedy Central. Oh, my, my. Oh, you're damn right. Dude, self-hugging. Give it up for Jay. Dude, how much gay fun is he having?

Here's what I love about it. I wish this performance always had a reverse camera to show the audience. because this kid gives 110. He's performing like he's on a fucking Rosie O'Donnell Cruz. Yeah. He's into it. He's giving every gay thing he could possibly give to this crowd. And I don't think the crowd's predominantly gay, if I'm being honest.

I would say I'm a Donna Cruz. I think the Rosie O'Donnell gives a bunch of fat lesbians eating hamburgers? You think they wouldn't love this twink fucking dancing around like a little dolphin boy? Damn, what a wet boy. By the way, if you could believe it, he gets wetter. No. I don't remember this. How do you get wetter?

You don't? No. Oh, you just came. knew it and moved on. Okay. Throw that in the used file. Oh, Jay, you want to do that so bad. What?

That move. Oh, no, no. I'm saying what? I'm saying what, like, yeah, of course. Like, what? Not even a question. I'm going to put in your rider. There must be a fan blowing in front of you on stage all the time.

You have no idea how bad I want to do comedy with a fan blowing my shirt away. Dude, this kid just gayed off. But who is it? Hard. Why are we... If you did comedy with it, your jacket off your shoulder, that would be awesome. Oh yeah, well, it's already been done. It'd be a hack because his name's Dove Davidoff.

This is Dove David off of music. It's my dang, Jacob. I wear it off my shoulder because my brain's half here, half there, you know? Wow. Oh, here's where I think he gets soaking wet. Junkyard. I think they wet him here, Bobby, your favorite. I'm gonna wet him here.

You're like, he's already wet, though, but now. No, now they're drying him. No, no, no. Did they wet him? They wet him. Oh, wet him. Oh, yeah. Let's see wetting.

All right. What the fuck's happening? He's like dancing from his soul. No, I don't know. This kid was wetter when I remember last time. Maybe this is his second performance, dude. He probably got wet the first one. See the other songs where he gets fucking wet.

Yeah, dude. I think this is the dry song. The first one was the wet song. Well, this is the song that touches me. Oh, this is a song, but this isn't the wet song. So the first one didn't touch you. It touches me, really. Yeah.

I love it. Can you look up Troy Sivon wet? I just got to show you. I have this Wikipedia if you want to. I thought he was Asian. He's not Asian. Can you look up wet boys? You thought he was Asian?

Why would you think he was Asian? He had a white face. His face seemed Asian to me. Really? I don't know. It's like it's like a PTSD angle. Age Dar sucks. Your age dar is garbage.

Yeah. He looks like every comic at the cellar before 9 o'clock. Holy shit. He porches. trade young Wolverine in X-Men Origins Wolverine. That's fucking hilarious. Dude, that's casting. This kid must be a phenomenal actor.

Oh, he's from South Africa. He's from Australia. Oh, I thought it said South Africa. No, you're pronouncing it wrong. It's Australia. It does say South Africa. South Africa. It contradicts itself.

It says born in South Africa. Johannesburg. Okay. occupation, singer, songwriter, actor. Can you go to his life, please? Because I'd like to think that he moved from South Africa, very young, to Australia. Yeah, at age two, Western Australia. Okay, so we were both right.

He's also Lithuanian Jewish, Jacob, that looks good for us, right? Orthodox? That means we could probably move like that. That kind of latent homosexuality is coursing through our Jewish blood, probably. I actually, I think that's not true. What? I think the Jewish part actually took that part of you out. What?

The dance part. Oh, my, my, my. You think I could... No. I've never seen a Jew move like that. Christine, you're biting your nails. Are you finding this kid wet? I'm sorry.

Jesus, fucking Christ. You just ask somebody to do one fucking thing on a show. I meant it is the woman you do share a place with, so she may be trying not to... Fine. Only wet coming up is the wet we already know. No, he gets wetter. Here. He gets wetter.

It's really wet here. Okay. How wet do you want to do? No, it's a wet. It's a video of him wet, getting wet, and it's on stage. Yeah, you're being vulnerable right now, and she's taking advantage of it. She's taking advantage of your vulnerability. You're actually saying how much you love this guy, how wet you want him, and she's making you go through this, and it's, I feel bad for you, bro.

Can she not go on? Can she stay home with Max? Come back. God, damn. Smoking a cigarette by the pool. I'm asking you not to be Christine from home right now. I'm asking to be Christine who finds me wet boys on the internet. Christina's lying with a wet boy after the concert

His grandmother was a Holocaust survivor Oh my God, dude Could you imagine all the balls that wouldn't have been gargled If this guy's fucking Nana died in the Holocaust? Damn, oh my God, do you think of all the loads That wouldn't have been swallowed And then afterwards the guy goes like this

If this person's Nana died in the Holocaust? You guys don't think about that So I'd like to pay him. He's on Star Search. He was in the finals of Star Search. This kid's done everything. And all I want to do is see him wet. Here it is.

She's got it. You got it, dude. Let's watch. Don't be poo-poo it. Let's watch. Get to the thing. I'm telling you, the rain's going to come down. Is it possible he was wet in your dreams?

Yeah, maybe you just came in your eye and you're like, oh my God, he's wet. Go back to the other video and go to the very end of it. Go to the very end of it. Jay. This might be your imagination. You might have... I'm wrestling with something right now, Bobby. Okay, I'm sorry, Jay.

So please just show me at the very end does this kid get wet or do they wet him? I think you just... You might have just made it up, Jay. I don't think so. I'm pretty sure he gets wet. Go. Please skip further along. Does he look any dampered anybody? No, Jay, just...

And now they dump water on him? No. He's already wet. Jay. I did it again. Son of a bitch, I did it again. Why do I remember history? so perfectly so wrong. I've seen this kid

wet. I've seen this kid soaking wet wetter than that. Nipples through shirt wet. Maybe that was a dream you had after you saw this. Maybe that was something you fantasized and took into real life. That happens, dude. Uh-uh. Yeah. This song pops up my algorithm every couple years and I get into it again for a week and then it goes

away because I'm like, I'm not into this gay stuff. Maybe he did the, what's that challenge? The AASIS challenge. It's a tonight show. Maybe he's wet here. Okay, he probably got wet. No, dude, he's fucking Dude, he's so dry. It's insane. I thought maybe they wet him. It's sad. This guy's like a human drought.

Dude, maybe you wet him every time you see him. Maybe it's a thing. Look at me. I've never masturbated to him. Ellen? Does he get wet on Ellen? Listen, I'm picturing... It's the outfit he's wearing in the thing. So, no, he clearly never gets wet on stage. This is fucking hard to watch, man.

Hard to watch you go through this. I think... This gay trauma is nuts. Can I dial it back? Can I walk it back for you guys? Yeah, walk it back. Can I tell you where my mind's at? Yeah. And I think when she brings this up, you'll see what was happening here.

Yeah. I think I'm confusing two of my favorite gay things. That song, you know. Yeah. You already see it. That's one. Something about the way he was going, the lighting of it, and that it's so gay, I think I combined my two favorite gay things. Gene Kelly's singing in the rain?

No, no, no, no. Mac from Always Sunny when he does his dance of coming out to his dad with his father. And he's wet. I think you confuse both, yeah. I confuse it. You see how the lighting, though? It's like a stage performance of a thing. I just, I combine my gay.

I don't have a lot of room in my brain. Jacob, look at me. I don't have a lot of room in my brain for stuff anymore. It's all taken up. So I can't use too many slots for gay shit. So I have to combine the gay things and the one big gay thing. It's understandable. Thank you.

You have a lot going on. Thank you. Finally, somebody with some sense in this room. Well, but this way. I don't think he'd be upset with you. This wet dance here, though, is what I thought. And he's coming out in this dance. That's what it is, yeah.

And this is gay to you. It's gay. Yeah. Well, no, no. I think it's beautiful. But it is a gay thing. He's saying I'm gay. Right.

But it's also gay for this fucking lung from Philadelphia to fucking actually learn this choreographed beautiful dance. It really is a gorgeous dance. Has any excuse to not do this with his wife? I guarantee. Who's on the show constantly. Is he gay in life? He's gay on the show.

No, he's married to the girl from the show. The blonde. Forever, yeah. Okay. So that's why he's probably all stoked on this. Yeah. Dude, he's so wet, right? So shredded, too.

He's wet. His dad won't accept it, by the way. His dad's a prisoner. Yeah, but he's walking away. He's walking away because he's fucking, it turned him on too much. He's like, dude, that's my son. I got to get out of here. I mean, he looked fucking great for a second here.

He looks fantastic. There are less aggressive ways you can come out to your dad. There are. He might have accepted if you didn't do a wet dance. First of all, to get a wet, skin-tight, great-bodied lady into this prison and assume she's going to be okay is pretty impressive. Also, you surround the dad, the poor dad is surrounded by inmates. Yeah, who was like, oh, great. So your son's gay, so you probably want to, I guess you want to fucking feast on this?

And then they pull their penises out. Exactly. This is when you've gone too far and nobody says no to you. when you pitch this and they're like I like it I like it but I also like it but I also think

I also think this show does as the same problem that I find with Rick and Morty I really don't like my comedy uncommied it's like a cool scene but like you know what I mean like this episode has no rewatch

I couldn't give two shits but ever watching this episode unless you're gonna jerk off I mean we have watched this dance a lot no I understand if I'm saying but the point is like it's not a con this episode I don't even

I don't even read the demon I bet Christine hears this music playing in through the house every once in a while. What? Late at night. Did I just practice this? No, this just song is playing. Yeah.

She's like, are you putting the tarp down again? Are you doing your wet dance down there? Jay. Are you being a white boy? Jay. Jay? And you just hear click and the music stops. What?

What do you do it? You just keep hearing. Yeah. Jay. Jay. I'm just slipping sliding. By the way, there's nothing more sexy than fucking sexy body people and water. There's nothing worse than a wet fat person trying to dance on a slippery tarp.

Oh, my God. It'll be funny. But if you guys come spin me, I bet I can do a never-ending backspin. On the small of your fatback. Right on the small of my fat back. Just because of the physics. Absolutely. Of the fatness?

Yeah, I think that's Newton's law. I think it's a picture of a fat guy spinning in a backspin spun by his friends. God. Weird. This guy's better looking more in shape than the girl. Yeah, he is. Can I say that? Of course you can.

I mean, you can. Absolutely. Say it again. Man. Hot. All you could think about is is Max going or not? I don't know. You don't know if you could be like fun and loose, Bobby.

Or if you got to be. You know what he's going to be like, that's one. Here's the only thing that's going to, I'm going to do it. I don't care. But the eyeliner thing might freak Max out a little bit. He won't do it with everyone? Well, if James was there. No, no, no.

You should tell him he has to if he comes. Yeah, I know. We're all new. I get it. I get it. But he is at the point where he's like, no. And I'd be like, well, you have to. Yeah.

Jay's going to kick you out of the concert. Yeah. If you don't do it. And then tell him, don't. But tell him you're going to put hands on him. If, yeah, if James was going, he would have been like, Max, come on, do that. It's fun. And he would be like, I don't want to fucking do it.

Dude, James has one of those little fucking fanny pecks while the makeup in it, like an on-set makeup person. Yeah. For touch-ups. James would have grabbed Max's hand like Black Widow and Hulk, and she would have rub to his palm. James was going to come do touch-ups on us. It's okay, Max. I'm bummed James isn't going, because, like, I thought that would have been

a lot of fun for the both of them. But now that James isn't going, you have no interest in Max going. I, no, look, I don't know. There you go. That's that. Well, you know, listen. Well, it's started out with us.

He's got old beefs with Jacob. Remember, they have unfinished business on the streets. No, he loves Jacob. But he is a lot bigger than a used. used to be yeah that's gonna be weird when he looks at Jacob and he goes this oh but Jacob's gonna show him Jacob's been waiting for this day what do you think cromaggraw what he did grow he did grow he did I'll tell you what Jacob those spindly arms we get run into that fucking neck dude and fucking put him to sleep I think maybe my window closed

dude I'm not protecting you either you're on your own well you never know who's gonna want to fight anymore did you see the island boy kid got knocked out by a midget I did and it looked pretty real yeah it was it looked like that's how bad of a fighter that those kids are yeah but midgets are strong dude it doesn't matter do you ever get hit by a midget to try to pick up a midget they're very little people have got extra strength I'll I'll win a fight against any midget I'm you are you challenging you heard it where's my camera I'm gonna do a promo listen here little people make me look big make me look tall please can you ship you underneath yeah like I'm looking like I'm looking at you

Oh, I'm looking at you, you little twerp. You want some? Come find some. Big J versus 10 midgets. Back to back. Skangfest. Bare knuckle. Back to back.

Yes, they have to stand back to back. Oh, okay. Dude, I would love to see you fight a midget. I want to. I think 10 midgets would fucking beat the shit out of me. Oh, fuck it. Ten strong midgets. Eventually, they're just going to get the drop on me.

They get your legs out. It's over. Well, if you watch the fucking. He's got a, dude, he's got a, it's like a lot of mass in like this little thing. Of course. It's like a heavy magnet. Oh, buddy, I'm not telling you, I'm not saying his punches don't hurt. I'm saying this kid is a frail wimp.

That's a brother that makes out with his brother. And sucked each other's dicks. Did they suck each other's dicks? I thought they were white. I thought they sucked each other's dicks. Is that against the law? You thought they were white? Why?

Do you not listen to music? They told you. They're an island boy. Island boy. He's an island boy. I did. I thought they were just white boys covered in tattoos. Dude, he doesn't want to get up.

He goes down and says, no, I'm not getting up anymore. Dude, that's like a little midget Jason Statham, dude. I wouldn't want to fight that, dude. These influencer fights. I don't know if you saw the main event of this. I don't know who either of these people are. We should look up who they are. I think in the opening seconds, the guy throws a punch and knocks him.

He's unconscious with his eyes open for like five minutes. Really? That's dangerous. Yeah, at these silly fights. Yeah. It's crazy. Because, yeah, that guy can throw a punch, though, that little midget dude. You can see he really put all his little midget body weight into it.

I still feel like boxing I could beat this midget. Look how hard he does to get the gloves off his little midget hands. I feel like in a boxing match, I could beat this midget just because of just the natural advantages I have. What is that? But he's tough. You're tall than him. Way taller. So he's not going to be able to hit your head.

Exactly. Yeah. So come in. But I'm just saying this at some point where it's like, I don't know you're going to catch him. This guy didn't even throw a punch. I hate what they're just. It's going to be sad for these guys because one of them is going to die.

So? Or they're both going to die. So? I don't know. You know, it sucks that they have to keep making that money or whatever they're doing and they have to keep doing this horse shit. That kid Matan had him on and one of the honor boys on

and he had Mike, Mike, do the hair. Yeah. You know, the guy with the weird eyes is next to him, he has him have the hair and just sit there. Right. With tattoos all over him. It's pretty funny. Oh.

What, they French kissed for money. Oh, that's so, they're cutting their shitlocks out. You'd French kiss me for money. You? Yeah. I'd French kiss you for love. Thank you. You crazy?

By the way, I was fishing for that. Let me tell you something, you beat that midget. The first thing I'm doing is run into the ring. Hopefully my beret falls off and I'm kissing you. Did you find, uh, island boy, did you find him with Matan? You got to show him that. Shut up, Matan. Don't get this trend of kids getting tattooed.

their face, man. It's so severe. You don't think they look cool? No going back. It's a mental illness, dude. Dine your hair and face tattoos. It's, it's, you're trying, it's, you know, fingernail polish. It's all mental.

Oh, shit. Sorry. What's up, dude? I am joking. No, well, I'm an island boy. Let's make out. Well, it's different from me. I'm an island boy.

I'm trying to find where he has the hair. Right there. It's right there. What he's talking about? That's Mike, Mike. That's the guy with the weird eyes Who always hangs out He just puts a bunch of matches

Coming off his head, it looks like And a chin strap Pretty funny And I think he gets mad eventually The island boy Is he eating food on a podcast? Yeah He's an island boy

Are these guys from Where are they from? What island? Miami? I think Rikers Hey Hey

I don't know The Bahamas maybe. West Palm Beach, Florida. There you go. It's not an island. So they're based in coral springs. Island boy. Island boy. They're on the island of America, North America.

What a fucking, what a country. What a country. You can come up with a stupid song and make money and become famous. These guys are not doing good, I don't think. They did good, though, for a minute. They did. They did a stupid song that everybody hated love, hate loved. And they got money and became famous.

I got to tell you something. is obviously, I do see both schools of thought here. Obviously, the smart thing to do is, like, you get that money from, like, windfall, horse shit like this. If you can invest it good or save it. Yeah. And then you really can do something with it at some point, make some, like, good investments or just,

either it's property or whatever. There's also something to it, when that happens for you, when you're, like, 17, like, yeah, dude, go buy a fucking Lamborghini, man. Just go buy a Lamborghini and fucking drive fast plate. Do you know what I mean? Like, there's also something to it, like, it's short money anyway.

Do you know what I mean? like yeah i hear you dude enjoy your life have the have the story the fucking roll with it man or own a chain of fucking dry cleaning shops that you're gonna right you can do that and have your thing but i'm saying like you could be like uh because not only that they're like they're like oddly famous for a minute too which is like a lot of people don't get if you just get money but it's so funny that fame comes out and it's so new and then it always goes bad they always wind up getting hated and you have to live with that hate. These guys

are never, it's never going back to where it was. No matter what they do. It's never going back to a positive fame. It's going to, one's going to die. It was never positive fame, though. They were always heels. When it first came out, you loved, we were like, dude, you see these guys? Well, this is nuts. No, but it was always

in hate. It's all love to hate, and so I'm saying you weren't rooting for them at all. You weren't rooting for them, but you weren't rooting against them. You were just like, what's up? Did you hear that song? I think you were rooting it. That's the whole thing is you're rooting against. I think they know that. You want them to root against them. You weren't rooting against him when they first came out. We were all singing it.

We're like, Island boy. We're all into it. Like, this is fucking goofy shit. Are you trying to guess and not look and see if you paid to watch those guys' kiss? Yeah. I don't think I knew who they were until they kissed. Because you're weird and out hard right now. I don't know.

I just think that we didn't hate them right. We don't hate these people. I do. You're wrong about that. I hate him right away. The thing that you have to win me back over. I hated Cardi B because I just saw things of her just like talking like a fucking, like a dip shit on Instagrams and stuff that Isabel would. show me and then she did

Bodak Yellow and All's Forgiven I love her because she's a big huge Pats fan No she's just fucking probably ruining your receiver Yeah they like broke up at the Super Bowl I think that pussy makes it better Maybe maybe

But you know that shit stink Remember the video she just like She doesn't give a fuck dude that's the craziest That video she just took her for Instagram live to prove Why she's not to meet and grease because she's got stomach problems and she just like You just hear farting and shitting. And she's like, ooh, that stink, y'all.

That crazy. Well, they said she had a stinky ass. I bet. Her ass stunk and her pussy stunk. She goes, ooh, you hear me? I just farted done done shitted. I can't say what that looks like, but it looks like somebody we know. Yeah.

Oh, I like that. I thought I was lying because my stomach is really... Go to my tag pictures. I can see me rushing out the pool area. I got to go, I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go, because you're a must. What? Disgusting of egg, it does that. No.

She got that whoop, though, dude. I gotta go, I gotta go. She got that wet-ass pussy. I'm rushing, I'm rushing. Is she multiple farts in her life? Is that what this is? I thought it was just the one, but maybe it's a compilation. I think she goes in, this is the end, but I think it starts here, but then that's the finish,

the open with the ending. Maybe, let's see. go forward because I think it's a change of scenes again. Is this her farting again? You can hear the fart. Actually, poop came out in it. That frit. Oh, yeah.

There was a little frant. It was a little... What is the name of the video? It says Cardi B takes a dump on IG Live. Proof she has explosive diarrhea. Oh, okay. Well, that's it. Go back to the dump?

Kelly Clarkson. Very beginning? I watched that video, too, of her explaining it. You got to turn it up right away. I want to get it. Gonna come out. It's gonna come out. It's gonna come out.

It's gonna come out. Hey guys, we're supposedly they're missing fuel on the show. I'm getting ready though, but right now, I gotta take shit. Push. Push. Push. Yeah, hear that way?

Wait, hold on. You thought I was lying. I got respected when playing her instrument like that. that was fantastic I like it you all think I'm lying yeah spray came out with that for sure yeah if you were behind her you'd get pink eye 1,000 percent yeah there was a lot of shit came out on that one get pink eye um the pads and the eagles were training all week together yeah you didn't know that hmm why do you why are you doing that thing that you do what you just set me up to look stupid no I it's just

It's fine if you didn't know that. No, you said it. You went, hey, man, the Pats and the Eagles were training a weekend. The problem is you start getting panicky about the question like there's a wrong answer. So you go, hmm, I just go, no, the answer could be no. You're allowed to not know that. No, I didn't say anything. You went, you didn't know that?

It's totally cool. This is what I hear when you do it, ready? Here it is, right? You're not a sports guy anymore. It's not a big deal. What are you talking about? I'm really into the Red Sox right now, too. No, you're super into outsiders the musical. and you're hoping for a sequel and you're writing a spec script.

But listen, just because you're sad that your wet boy wasn't a wet as wet as you thought he was. Wow, that's a good flip back to me. Don't lash out at me, okay? That was a great flip back to me because I do feel fucked up again about that. Why did I create that to be so much wetter in my head? Not only did you create it, you got everybody in this room excited to see wet boy. You guys were like, I've never seen an SNL performance where water comes down and stuff. Someone gets wet on the show.

You juiced us all up, and it was not, it was, it was for nothing, for not. I mean, the song, though. Yeah, the song was all right, but it would have been great if he was as wet as you said. Tell me a better song for self-hugging. I don't know if he is. I was shaking the shit out of your hips. You have one, Jacob? A friend of the show, Katie, said she found the video she thinks you're talking about.

I sent it, texted it to Christine at three minutes, 43 seconds. I didn't watch it. She said that. get soaking wet. That's the wet as she's seen him. Okay, okay. Yeah. It might not be the same wet, but I'll be honest with me at this point. I would just be happy to see the guy wet.

Oh, my, my, my. Is that the only song he's ever come up with that was a hit? I don't know. Is that the other song you like of his? Oh, it's the only one I know. How's it go again? Oh, my, my, my. I got something big for you. But in your brain you hear water in the background?

I think he is dripping with water, like drops falling from the ends of his, those little trusses of beautiful golden locks. Oh, here you go, Jay. Is this? No. No, I appreciate this. No, he's wet.

He's soaked. He's in the rain, in fact. He's wearing a jean jacket. His hair's not even blonde. I've seen this kid insanely wet on a stage at SNL. He's lying in the rain there. It's not this. I never saw this video.

I don't know what this is. If he was on stage, wet at SNL, we would have had it. We had the two performances. He was a little wet. What does that mean? What does that mean? That means that you want him wetter. In your brain, you were like, ah, I want rain.

You had all this water, and he was wet, and you were wet, and you were both dancing. You took the two things, the two games. the two gay moments of your life, you combined them and made them one fantastic gay moment that you look back on fondly and you tried to give it to us, but it wasn't real. Combining all my gay things.

I guess I combined, because in my mind, that guy was on SNL soaking wet and then he went to prison and then made out with my friend from high school. Right. Which is weird. How did he know my friend from high school?

Oh, okay. I see what happened there. Oh, we both got nose rings, though. Do you think if we smooch, they would hook up? Hopefully. Hopefully. He just kissed his tummy. What happened?

He just kissed his tummy. Yeah, dude, the guy's gay. That's, we knew. We knew that. I didn't know he's gay. He's gay. What? I didn't know he was gay.

Yeah, he's just not wet. Okay, so, yeah. You know, he was a straight wet boy? I don't like these other looks he's got going on now. This isn't the, this is not. I think this is older. This isn't the boy I, like, got into. But he's going to become a man.

He just, yeah, he kissed a time. Is that him now? Oh, oh, there he is. This is him now. This is his new stuff and his album art's just her topless. Yeah, but Jay doesn't like that. That's kind of man-like. Well, listen, I mean, he's still gorgeous, but he's not wet.

Is that Nicole Kidman? I think it is Nicole Kidman. That's Nicole Kidman. She looked great. Oh, this kid doesn't even dress gay anymore. No, he just. kind of cool now is he now not gay look up if he's not gay anymore I think he became not gay I think he never was gay oh he made him gay maybe he was never

gay you made him wet and gay I thought it was the tummy kiss on the other man the other shirtless man that made him gay I don't think you saw that I think Jay made us see that maybe he's not gay anymore him and Jason Ellis they're not gay now that is Nicole Kimman she looks great yeah yeah is Nicole Kimman for sure there he is there, he's gay. That's gay. Oh man, he went really bad. Maybe he's not, though. Oh, dude, he's gay. But he's dressed all hip hoppy in the other scene. Yeah, he's an openly gay man.

Openly gay. Yeah, since 2010. No shit. Okay. He took his eyebrows off. He's so gay. They're not all out. He died them blonde. Oh, my, my, singing, bang, the cold kidmen is just staring at him seductively. What is

supposed to, what am I supposed to believe from this? She wants to go shopping with him? Oh, they're both Australian too. Okay. No, I'm saying, that's probably the connection right there. That was a guy with tits. Oh, God. That's a girl.

Not interested. He looks like a good boy. Now he looks at a girl again. He looks good boy. This is too much. This is confusing. I like him one outfit and I like him soaking wet. Yeah, you like him in a nice one shirt with an over shirt.

One shirt, over shirt. In my mind, by the way, in my mind, and I mean this. over shirt comes off see through wet soaking wet shirt which is not in the other video who did I see this wet in your head dude you're a creative person

you got creative dude you went where people don't go most people watch a video and then they just saw that was a good video you're creative and in your brain you kept it going and you were like ah you took the shirt off you added more water you added your nose rings connecting dude this is who you are

You're a beautiful gay man inside that creates and you create it. So be okay with that, Jay. We're okay with it. Look at me. It's okay, bro. Why did I want it to be so much gayer? That's the tough one. That's what I'm wrestling with.

Not for us, but for you, yeah. But for us, we know why. But for you, it's tough. But for us, it's very easy. Buddy. By at one glance. If there was an apocalypse If there was an apocalypse

Yeah you'd say my dead for meat I get it No no If there was an apocalypse And all the women were gone And we had to restart society Because because of whatever the radiation was Guys can get fucking pregnant now

What? Wait a minute Is this another video you saw? No no no Guys get pregnant In this post-apocalypse the future There's radiation It's killed all the women But now guys can get pregnant

And we have to restart society So even if you're not gay you got to start doing some gay shit me and you would be good out cruising together because we're not going after the same guy I want to bend this little kid over some fucking old-timey furniture

you want to get like you want to get handled with a guy you want to have a guy like whoever wins fucks no I already told you this you want to go up with like fucking like dusty dusty Nichols what's his name the guy in the woods I want to go I want to go with somebody

I want to go with somebody who's going to teach me things. Yes. Other than, like, we'll have sex, but then he'll open a book. Absolutely. He'll be like, you know, it's funny. With all the stuff we're doing, I figured out how to take the water and he teaches me things. He's like, I also, unrelated, I also learn that if you breathe out while it's going in, it hurts less. That's a fact.

Thank you, dusty sandals. Dusty sandals. Oh, could you imagine if the world ended and it was just this room and, and, and, and, you? Dusty. Donnie Dust? We would go to work on Paco's little hairless fucking took us. Oh, God.

Look at his little cute girl hat. We were treating him like a little girl, like a little Asian girl. Tourist. I think I put it in the thing. There's a black dude, older black dude, and he's just talking about... That's not my type to fuck.

No, no, no. But he's talking about in prison and they had... He was talking about this gay guy was in prison and he, he's like, yeah, he was like, I don't like it. these mumbugging, blah, blah, blah, and he's talking. But then one day he keeps going about the story, and this guy coming, he goes,

he had this big bubble butt and whatever. One day I'm in the shower by myself, because I used to like to shower by myself. And she came in, and I just seen that water go down, down her crack over, that big juicy butt. He kept calling her? Anyway, I got to share this video. I'm saying he's calling the guy her? Yeah, at this point. Yeah, yeah, I got you.

He came in, like, really against it, but then one day in the shower, he's like, man, I couldn't resist. And I went over and I put it in. And the passion this guy has that he fell in love with this dude. Is it the guy, it's the one, the guy that did a bunch of videos where he just said, he's like out of jail. Remember we used to watch some of this stuff? The guy who sits there, he's like, yeah, sometimes he's got to get your chief clap, but you need to pack cigarettes. That might be him, dude.

That might be him. I was watching it. But he came out. What am I going to do? Not smoke? Have a tight butt hole? What am I doing? I'm sitting doing?

He was talking about it. It was so weird because he was so against it. And I was like, oh, this guy is talking about not getting fucked in the other. By then it was a love story that I would have watched. You know what I mean? The way he was passionately talking. What we share was beautiful, motherfucker. I got it right here, I think.

What we share was beautiful. Oh, my fucking algorithm so crashed. Damn. He should be wetter. I know. Can somebody, AI, get a little wetter? I don't know how, I don't. I don't know how AI works, but somebody wet that boy more in that video.

I'd like to see that video on SNL with it raining. I'd like his shirt, his top shirt off, and I'd like to see his nipples through his pattern, very, very textured t-shirt. Yeah, it's very wallpapery t-shirt. Yeah. But it's made to be like that, so you can see through it when it gets wet, but it just, I guess it didn't get wet. Do you think they put it in a different version where it was dry? Oh, okay, okay, okay. Can I say something?

Yeah, sure. Can I actually? I'm starting to feel a little less bad now, and we all know this. I know what you're going to say. They do dress rehearsal at S&L. Sometimes they show dress rehearsal. There may have been audio problems

with fucking wet boy, wet Troy, Savan. Yeah, but they could have done it, aired it, and standards and practices would be like, you gotta switch that out. They might have been like, hey, man, those too wet. You can't get that wet on NBC?

Christine, please look up. If they replaced Troy Cvon, wetter performance with a dry performance because of standards and practices. Yeah, that could have been... This is classic S&P making me feel like a fucking idiot again. What year was this, by the way? Was this recent or this was... Kind of recent.

I mean, no, like 10, somewhere eight years ago maybe? This is before the country blew up. I lived in the East Village still. Yeah. Yeah, it's before the country blew up. Yeah, well, we learned our lesson. They stopped doing this. Did you

You mentioned Philly before Did you see the new season of Reacher? Yeah No It's in Philly I've never seen the old season of Reacher You've never watched Reacher? You know this

Oh dude I didn't know I thought you watched it Yeah it's not his show Why have we never talked about Reacher No I know Lioness you'd like Lioness is awesome

You gotta watch Dude Lioness this season is crazy I saw a commercial I saw jeeps and sand What the fuck is Well you saw guy with wetness and a shirt well turns out it wasn't all that wet

all that wet all right yeah but i still yeah yeah there's no evidence of them replacing it with a dryer performance i'm sorry jay i think that's what happened can somebody please get michael chay on the phone all right you know i don't want to ask a black guy if they took a gay or version i'm not going to be involved in that

okay don't be involved in that damn i wish new colin jose he would tell me get in touch with a guy have you ever just get to his Instagram and go, hey, this is Big Jay, have you ever been a wetter in any of your videos? That's all. What's he going to do? Not reply back? You won't reply. I bet he does. How will you see it? You got to go like it and...

Because you have a checkmark and you're famous. Doesn't matter. That doesn't send you right to primary mail. It's going to send it to his people and they're like, dude, this guy's somebody and he wants to know if you've done a wetter video. And then they'll... All right. All right, do it. You think I won't? I don't think you will.

I don't think you'll fight a midget either. I think you're afraid. I'll fight a midget one on one I think you're afraid I'm not doing the 10 like I said that was a joke That was stupid 10 is nuts All right well God All right

Would you Would you fuck 10 midgett at the same time Um And I gotta give them all a little bit Yeah Do I have to, does everyone have to come? They all have to come Girl midgets, yeah

Yeah Okay Geez what do you think I'm an animal I'm not doing that to you You wouldn't be able to fuck ten guys A guy midgets No but I can fuck ten Girl midgets

Sure This guy dude Thinking about that wet boy Now this isn't the guy I was thinking of Dude this guy Listen This guy describing his love For ass

When I get up in A turn came out of my hat It felt so good man I don't wait at all this time I'm going in Brain it out Going in and breaking it out. Going in, I couldn't, I'd say about seven times, I claim this.

I kissed it. I love you so much. Thank you. Thank you. You said, yeah, you said you will. All that was in his butt. I pulled it out. That's what it sound like.

Cuse it. So Hang on, pause it for a second? It's because I think Jacob was confused. It's juicy sounding because he came in his ass seven times.

And then when he pulled his large black penis out of his ass the ass was, I'm going to use industry term tell me if you don't know what it means, gaped. And then therefore, like the juice, like the come,

the seven loads of cum leaked out of his ass making, for instance, a Bobby, if you would again? Yeah, like that sound. Are you caught up? Jacob, real quick. Visualize what he said.

Now he's pulling out. Now, close your eyes. Keep your eyes closed. Keep your eyes closed. Now, picture he's white. Oh. I'm not even saying it's like seven strokes to come. There's no way this old man came to seven times and one fucking cess.

This whole story of this guy in prison where he was so against this stuff, but then he saw this juicy butt in the shower and he couldn't, he couldn't resist it. And he went over and stuck it in. It's almost... And I say he's also... He said, I whispered near, I love you. And the guy went, yeah, you're welcome. You're welcome.

I mean, not... It's a service. I didn't seem reciprocal. The guy just... No, no, that guy just wanted his TV time. I was trying to get back out on the yard with the cigarettes. He's in love, but I don't feel the other guy's in love back. They go, oh, hey, man, you're done doing your thing?

You want to come over and sit down? He goes, I'll stand, thanks. I'm going to stand up actually If you don't mind a little bit We have to do We have to do our plugs Why I thought serious XM is a commercial free Completely commercial free system now

It's just us We just don't have commercials No it's all everyone Okay well that makes me sadder That the whole fucking thing is falling What's happening? At least when no they had 70 commercials over on the other shows Is the satellite halfway back to Earth or something

Does someone have to go poke the satellite back out? You guys are you guys during these meetings. Should me and Jay be thinking about something else? No, it's not you. Should we moving along? Me and Bobby have been thinking about doing like a two-person circus thing for AGT next year. Do you think we should keep being funny on the radio, or

should we work on a two-man flying Scarfact? The Scarfact would be good. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, dude. To build for here. Wow, that was fucking telling. Well, we're fucked. Well, enjoy us why you got us, everybody. Listen,

they can't take away our stand-up. We could always come do stand-up in your town. Bobby Kelly is coming to Saratoga Springs. Nope. Yes. September 11th and 12th. That's Saratoga Springs, New York. Then Brooklyn, New York on September 26th.

After that, Port Charlotte, Florida, Boston, and New Orleans all on deck. For tickets and all tour dates, go to punchup. That live slash Robert Kelly. Check out his YouTube channel at Robert Kelly Comedy. And, of course, every Tuesday night, you can see him live and in person doing his thing-thing. the Fat Black Pussy Get Lounge, the Comedy Cellar. Make sure you listen to You Know What, Dude, the OG podcast, and The Regs with Joe List, Don Soder, and Lewis Hay Gomez. Big Jay, he's going to be at the Funny Bone in Albany this weekend, August 28th and the 29th,

and the Funny Bone in Virginia Beach, September 11th, and 12th. After that, he'll be in Baltimore, Cleveland, Seattle, and Denver for tickets on all the tour dates. Go to bigjeecom and YouTube.com slash at big Jay O'Kerson for his videos. He does his live stuff. Legion of Skanks and Story Awards are all the shows he does. You've got to make sure you check those out too. We'll be back in just a few.

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