The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Jay's New Opener

Episode Date: January 18, 2022

The guys name their most memorable 70's pedo, the gang discusses the possibility of Summer Reign opening for Jay and Feldog goes on Steve O's podcast!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Over and over again. What do I do? Damn. what a legend Sure dude I call the Jewish Elvis

Do you like all of us Jewish Elvis? Everybody knows you know this you know, I was Jewish Elvis I just walk around just knowing what's the guy who fuck this cousin back guy Jerry Lee Lewis Jerry Lee Lewis. I knew you knew pedophile history back front to back Why don't I just ask you instead of dickin around like that? Lou favorite favorite pedophile from the 70s go ahead go shoot shoot your shot. Who do you got who you got? Favorite 70s pedophile was Gacy 70s! Go! Uh, who's that guy, um, Spanish guy with the creepy video?

Uh, Enrique Iglesias? He doesn't know. Oh no, Mardona's. Mardona's. Beni Mardona's. Mardona's. Might have been 80s. Yeah, that was 80s for sure. That's your favorite pedophile from the 70s we're talking.

I mean, that girl, that girl groupy went on the thing and said that at 15, the almond brother's gang banged her. So, her maybe? Jimmy Page. Jimmy Page, my favorite pedophile. Was he a pedophile? Fuck yeah nice Finally Where did he do how can you do in a clock? Do you do it over the hills and far away?

Yeah, it got it all dude got it all Yeah, what happens when a levy breaks the children come flooding right to your front door. That's what happens. Whoosh. Wash. Whoosh. You guys need a place to stay. I'm Jimmy Bays. I believe in Alice the Crowley's black magic. But it's a big one. Staying like a castle.

Yeah, Jacob, I agree with you. almond brothers in my favorite petafiles. I'm gonna go on record is saying I Second your notion that the almond brothers are petafiles. I'm a Charlie Chaplin guy. It's my favorite petta You know my favorite petta from the 80s Christopher Cross Always I'm always laying on him and everyone's like dude. He's alive and he's not a petafile like really playing it on him and everyone's like, dude, he's alive and he's not a pedophile. Like, really? Why did I have both of those so wrong? I'll probably say Jerry Rafferty is my favorite pedophile. God, I was God. Jerry Rafferty looked like something. He looked like a guy who got caught up in the pedophile sting.

He doesn't want to fuck children. He just wants to fuck whatever's will on the fuck him. That's what Rafferty looked like. They look kinda like... They look kinda like... Everybody in the 70s looked like they were either 16 or 27. I can't tell really. I kind of left could be 50 or 12. Yeah, I don't know what it is. They all seemed. That girl that you want dog for.

Yeah, we'll tweet this article out that says pedophilia in the world of sex drugs and rock and roll. What's this from? Go down what it says. Well, that's the Jimmy Page hat are like in his house for years. I don't even think she's a kid. Yeah, this girl. That girl, that's just like in his house and didn't leave for years or something. How old was she? 15 or something?

Underage. Damn, Lou, you know, so much for this 15. Damn, what did her dad say? Just 15 years old, mover and your house until they go out says that 14 she lost a virginity to David Bowie. Nice. Damn, damn, most of society praises the rock singer for his defiance towards gender norms and at a time where hyper-mescality was encouraged. Yeah. It wasn't that big of a, you know, she lost her virginity to a guy dressed like a space ambiguous space Martian.

So. Oh, hello. She just made a tom to ground control. I'm about to break a lot of laws. He's like oh Sorry, we're spiders from Mars the age can send six years old up there. So I didn't know I was fucking old lady I thought it was fucking old lady, dude Ziggy star dust. That was amazing. I thought I was over here doing you guys a service Turned why you guys think I'm weird Ziggy fuck some kids because it's legal where I come from just get off my back.

Damn, dude. She says I was an innocent girl but the way it happened was so beautiful. I remember him looking like God and having me over a table. There you have. Can we start calling sex having me again? Yeah, I had her. Did you guys have fun with her? That would be a fun way to say like you know if you're an adult man and you were like molested as a kid You're like and then my coach had me That's how you look at it. Let's do that and make it. Are you guys gonna make it you think you guys make it yet? Have you guys made it? I don't know why my high school for some reason growing up

We'd be like oh, yeah, did you get on her? Did you get that does not age well. But what did you do? Did you get on? We got it. We got it on. Yeah, I've heard you get it on. Like, did you get it on? But I can't think of any friends that actually use that term. By the way, go down on this article more. It doesn't stop by the way. It's like, unfortunately, plenty of these things get happening to her. Unfortunately, she was first taking advantage of it,

but including Led Zeppelin's lead guitarist, Jimmy Page. Damn. Why didn't anybody say anything while it was happening? It's just like she says, these individuals have been placed on a pedestal. We make them so unattainable that an abusive relationship could be happening right before our eyes and we won't say a word. Why you may ask? Because our society is allowed individuals with fame, power, money to obtain anything they

want to without consequence. It's very interesting take on that. So now I guess she's looking back and being like this sucks But she said that David Bowie thing was beautiful But she's saying like it's all bad I think she's just saying that these guys because they were so famous had the ability to Fucking trick kids into thinking they were doing something cool when in reality they were banging children It wasn't a consensual relationship.

Along with other children were nip-ylated, exploited, abused by a Dalmat. Damn. Oh, rock and roll. That's why I said that rock and roll was really gone to the one. They got those few, sent them away, fucking Gary Glitter, they sent them off to Vietnam. Yeah, dude.

We just did it again. He got arrested for off to Vietnam. Yeah, dude. We just did it again. He got arrested for pedophilia in Vietnam, dude. You got to be fucking a baby almost to be arrested in Vietnam for pedophilia. Yeah, you're doing something that you're catching some eyes in a way that isn't good. I mean, you got to go fuck you have to fuck a baby and you have to put your dick in an incubator of a baby to fucking get arrested for pedophilia and Vietnam. He's like, how did I get caught? Let's just say they snitch over there. You're like, you were doing it in the middle of town. You were doing it in the baby viewing room at the hospital.

This is the song you sing. Which one? It's called... He goes, which baby's yours? He goes, oh, that one over. Oh, God. Not the one that Gary Glitter's fucking. Oh, my God. The one that Gary Glitter has on him right now. It's like, that is, wait, yeah, that is my son. Remember the viewing room? The viewing room. The babies were there all the thing. Oh no, Hendrix went right into like, like, I see you, right? Yes, you know, they had to skip that one. Yeah, that thing where the viewer go. Gary Glitter, I think he's taking that one on the end

everywhere. You want to keep an eye on that guy. Yeah, as you call it, baby viewing room, Gary Glitter calls a buffet. He's like, oh, they put up. This is choice. I think I'll have this little yellow one. Ooh, it's still hot, it's still hot from being under the

lamp. Then you know, it was so cool right there? Well, you're internet went wonky and you were, so, but it didn't stop, it didn't freeze. You were talking, but it just stayed on a still if you like, like sitting like this, just rubbing your fucking chin and beard. So while you were talking, it was like,

let him know, voice in my head. You tell him, tell him, tell him, let him know voice in my head. You tell him. Tell him. Tell him. I tell. We have to break in the conversation about Corey Feldman. Oh, yeah. On Steve O. It's you didn't listen to it at all, right?

I have not listened to it at all. Okay. Who's listening to it here? Raise your hand. Just to lose. Jacob, you checked out of the show a year ago. Christine, it's not your fault. You're on meds.

Listen. Now, this was a... I think the lose will agree with me. This starts off a little bit on the ho hum Let's size as far as information that we know already and and not really that just to catch people up a little bonfire context if you will sure we all have our we all have our doctorate and Coriology. Oh, yeah, and so we've we've studied Cory Feldman through and through he truly hates all of us, all of us, even our fans, does not like us, finds us to be pedophile apologists, which we are just making fun of

pedophiles, so I don't know how that is. He has said that the only way he'll ever forgive us is if we come hat in hand and apologize, which I think sounds more like we're going to have to say as music is good for him ever to be cool with us. No, he should be willing to say. Now a man would be able to accept the opinion that we don't think to him. Like here's the thing though, we can't say music's not good, we've sang a bunch of it. So I love the song. The music is entertained.

The songs have entertained me for sure. Seeing Jacob's pure joy and ascension millennium Yeah, I can't say that I hate his music because I don't what's I mean like I get up off the ground and Yeah, I'm enjoying it for not the exact reasons he wants but doesn't matter You put it out and I'm enjoying it dude. Isn't that good? Yeah Same argument with summer rain. Blue eyes and masterpiece. Rang it dang dang dang. Dude, devices. Put it on all your devices. Devices, cars,

I says, I keep telling Christine she's threatening me with treasors. Oh, a threat being with trees and We've told Christine she's threatening me with treasins. Oh, I'm threatening me with treasins. Every time I come around, you threaten me with treasins. I mean, you can like something and also not take it seriously. Yeah, or you like it for the reason you like it. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah. Listen. Jacob left. Jacob stormed off Stop talking about her. She's an angel. You think Jacob's got a secret relationship going with summer rain down in Florida? Yeah Put it on a tape. You think some is summer rain near Jacksonville? How far is that place from Jacksonville?

She's in central Florida, so she's she can get to Jacob quick No, I'm in Jacksonville this week and I should have a character show where I get dang dang put it on a chain. Yeah, dude. Have some rain come out. Have her introduce you. Have her. Can you reach out?

Can you reach out to some rain in front of how far she is from Jacksonville? Have her do blue eyes and bring you on stage. I would absolutely have her do blue eyes before me. And then be like, ladies and gentlemen, J. Oakerson, keep a going from the bonfire should give you a bad intro I'll do a full set for the bad head do the country music do the rap Shake your ass, put on bikini swing around on a pole

Dude you could have a full if you're gonna get tickets by the way if that wasn't a commercial I don't know what is big Jay gonna be in Jacksonville this Thursday through Saturday comedy zone Comedy zone I don't know what is. Big J gonna be in Jacksonville this Thursday through Saturday, Comedy Zone. Comedy Zone. Comedy Zone, good at bigjcomedy.com for tickets, but man, oh man, was that a pitch. What a good pitch. If somewhere in Comet, do the gig, come get it. Get some.

Do it, dude. I'll throw a couple of bucks. If I was on Mars, I would fly in for that. I think it's somewhere. It's all right. It's all right. It's too far. How far? Where is she from? What's the part she's from? She's from right in the middle.

Isn't she from Gator Goldch, Florida? Swamp digger. She's from some blue need to named. No, she's by Orlando. I think she's from here. Yeah, I think she didn't mention Kissimmee in a song. Didn't she? Yeah, she's from like Lakeland. How far could that be out there? Florida. She's in she just said she's in Polk County, Florida two and a half to three hours away from Jacksonville.

From Jacksonville. Yeah Jacksonville, yeah. Yo, bring it. Total comes in blue eyes. Well, man, actually, I just said it. Are you texting with her right now? Yeah, we're DMing. Get the fuck out of here. Dude, damn.

DJ Lou, that's why we have to have a black Lou. We can't just have one Lou. Yeah. He's in value serious, cause I'll ask her. Yeah, so I'm gonna say, black Lou, DJ Lou, I can't. You can I'll ask her. Yes, I will. You black low DJ Lou. I can't talk to people that by just talking to them. What's going on? Yeah, DJ

Lou, we can't have you reaching out to the celebrities on our behalf. You're going to make it weird with them. Hey, you live within 50 miles. I can pick you up. Yeah. Hey, you know what? If you don't come to the show, I'll come over there. Oh, you

don't even have to jerk off over there No context of anything you don't have to jerk off Don't worry. It won't be like big what was the guy's name little Brad Rick little little big Stevie and Uncle Chris There's little Bruce would of mine doing that bro little Bruce and big Chris Bruce and Big Chris. Yeah, dude. That's Bruce Big Chris. You guys will be running out right now that it could be tonight.

It could be tomorrow. It could be the next day. But one of those days there's an outside chance. Some rain's going to be coming, put it on a chain. I think flyer private, dude. Flyer up in a private jet. They flyer private. They'll let us see.

Sure. What's up? Yeah, let her know. Bomb fire records, some rain. Oh, she's like a princess. Oh, come get some. Dude, if I was just, I'm by the way, so be my last chance probably to tell you this. The people listening to this when it's happening.

If you do see somewhere in this weekend, you fucking cheer. you go nuts, you sing along with the words you know, you don't heckle, you don't talk shit, you don't my fucking maker feel silly, she's gonna come out and she comes out and does this song, you sure her nothing but love. It's Feldog rules, just like at the live Feldog trip. Everything in this world. Doctors, lawyers, everywhere around, telling what you want to do now. I'll pull her down. I ain't afraid to talk about my life.

I'll put it on TV now. Talk about all of it, American Idol. American Idol, watch out. I ain't got no shame right now. Now. I'm gonna tell you how it is facts and details. I'll tell my testimony right now. We'll be right now.

I know everything about hospital, nurse, and hospital, race, race, and everything that you wanna know about me. The big four, dude. That's the big four. The big four, dude. The big four, dude. The big four, dude.

The big four, dude. The big four, dude. That's the big four. The big four, dude. The big four my name. Put it on a chain. Bring it back. Bang, bang, bang. Here it is. Now here's my name. Summer rain. I am afraid.

There's anybody out there that's more of a gigabastic. You're a prophet. Tigger best. Oh, by the time she hangs out in Jacksonville, we can remember her son or Farts in a jar. Ah. She hears me out.

Summer rain. Actually, you do a little bit of fart in a jar. She hear me out summer rain. Actually, you do a little bit of pee in a jar. We'll call it summer's rain. Come on. Come on summer rain. Summer sis. Jacob, you get to come out if she's there. I'm sorry. I got cut.

I got dropped for a second. So I didn't hear this. If she shows up, are you get to come out if she's there. I'm sorry. I got cut. I got dropped for a second. So I didn't hear this. If she shows up, are you going to come? If she comes today, yeah. I'll go anywhere she is. Yeah. What kind of this silly question? Blair has cut the Jacob.

It has to have a he has a restraining order in a couple days. He went nuts. I heard you've seen somebody else. I had to fucking handle that bitch in a mall. You guys are. Jacob! Jacob, honey. I had to basically go to the Apple mall and let her new boyfriend know.

What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck is up? I have an update. Yes. From some arrange, you said, I would like is up? I have an update. Yes. From some arrange, you said, I would like to see if someone could bring me, I have to get an oil change, so I can't drive my car. I don't have any money, so I have to see if someone can bring me that far.

But that's a great opportunity. Damn. I'll give her fucking bowl of gear. I mean, if this was Lewis, he would just tweet out like hey someone take summer right pick up summer Rain and don't kill her. Yeah, I can get you a possible murder or dried. Oh, you went no murders. Oh never mind Shit what should I offer? What's fair? Three bills You think she goes fucking you think she goes goga for three bills?

Okay, do you? Three dollars. Oh, yeah, she doesn't have gas money. Yeah, that's what I mean. She doesn't have oil change money. So fucking I can give her four hundred dollars and change her god damn life. Oh my god, dude. You you could probably you would look like fucking daddy war bucks and Annie if you came in

and were like, I got you. Tell her $400. Kind of make a quick suggestion. Yes. Yeah. $60 for the oil change. When you show up you get the rest. Oh up front.

Oh, oh, I got you. Give her a deposit. You got oil change. You got oil change. You got oil change.. Let it go. You got a little change. Okay, I like where you're going with this, Lou. Okay, lay that one on her. Lay it on her. What do you think it could touch?

It goes four hundred bucks. We'll send you a hundred dollars deposit. You can get that oil change. It's even funnier if we get burned by summer rain for a hunt down. Say what it may be instead of offering the 400 right now, just say what if we paid to get your oil changed for you? No, that's Christian. You're being cheap.

Come on. Come on. Don't you listen to some more? You got to have chandelier dreams, bitch. Come on. Yeah. You'll never be an original queen of comedy. Now with that, too, dude bitch chandelier dreams

Ranga dang dang You gotta be stuck with our oil change She's not gonna want to leave you and you're gonna be stuck with her for the whole weekend Baby sitting somewhere rain think about it. She's gonna drive home probably. No. It's like when you feed a cat, they don't go home. You just stay with me? Yeah.

Yeah, dude, oh my god. Yeah, I love the Lou read the book, Give Him Alicicookie. And he's like, Jay, I don't know about this one. You're gonna give Lou cookie. She's gonna wanna ask you. You're asking for it. You're asking for it. I know it's changing, ask you. You're asking for it. You're asking for it. You gotta be little.

I know. I know. Yeah, you really do though. You really do know, he's like, you listen, the dance gets bad, bro. By the way, Lou's giving it to you from the other perspective. There he goes, I'm telling you, you let me in.

I'm not leaving. I'm telling you about this. This is just feral rules. I know this girl. I don't know her, but I know her. If you know what I mean, I'm telling you, we don't leave. I know her kung fu style, and that is sleep on the couch when everyone goes to bed kind of energy.

We don't die. We multiply. We bring up billi-pole. We're like babies kids. Luke. Chase, we can enter a summer rain. multiply we bring up like bull like baby kids Luke I did a weekend with some are just spent a weekend with her You come back super defensive over you go hey guys cut the song. I don't want to even make fun of that She's a genius you guys don't get it are you even really listening to lyrics like she's letting you know

She has like a vast array of knowledge nursing homes all the way to rapes and gangs so it's like you're so great. Oh, you guys know so much about so much I guess. This woman is a woman about town and you're just going to what bubbler down to one rap song where you guys don't even understand the flow of it. Oh, yeah Jacob you're so great. I got everything in the world. A knife making machine. Drums. Landon Colorado. Glass of water. Vegetable soup. Shark tea. Megalodon teeth. I'll tell you everything I know. Nazi propaganda books. Joey. Things you'll'll ever have like official swastika binded

Nazi books. A Joey Logano, a Joey Logano car gifted by the man himself. I see a lot of J.M. Michael Vincent's hair. I can't see my jeans from a guy that probably doesn't perform music anymore Jesus retired no hit wonder I can't see myself with anyone else I see is you But my background still Jew

Every time a time up still Jew. Every time I'm up. Jacob coming in on this track with a guess verse would be the ultimate ocean. That's right. Summer summer is over. It's time for fall. I'm the fall. Oh God. JB Wolf remix. Yeah dude. Just the sound of the air wolf. Uh oh. Uh oh. It must be the helicopter coming in If you know you're mess with me you're mess with my whole family it Yep So back to this All right, well, let's figure out the summer anything is what are you do our next week for 400 smackers? Smacker from Florida Huh?

To a jet from Florida the shows in Jacksonville. Oh, oh, oh I'm going to Jack I'm in Jacksonville. She's gonna come to Jacksonville. Well, we don't know yet But man, I want that to happen so bad. I know I know I'm so excited The time she performed her rap at the comedy zone in Jacksonville Yeah, I would third three songs to feature. Jay, I rarely get jealous of in this business. I would absolutely be jealous of that. But absolutely be jealous of that. Things you'll never have like summer rain crashing on your couch. And whoever she brings probably is that probably the black guy woody woodpecker

Whatever the name is does all her videos woody wally Wally yeah, Wally Woods is definitely gonna be staying there too Yo, it's all the candy you got man. It's all the candy you got Yeah, we got sweetheart ropes. I kind of like sweetheart ropes. You go man. Why don't you want the why don't you want the store you got company? Hey jay, I don't want to be this guy, but would you be willing to give me in summer, your Hilton honors points for the stay this week? You don't mind if I break this bitch off in your room, do you?

You're going to be a job in the bath. You buy yourself floor. Oh, come on, man, you need a whole big bed by yourself. Come on, big boy, I would love to break off the camera. If you became her savior, Wally Wu, you're using my friend's summer rain. And I'm here to get her out of this shit. Summer rain, if you ever loved me, if any part, if any little part of you ever loved, any little part of me, you'll leave with me right now.

Get away from all this. Just come with me. Just come with me back to New York. Christine's totally cool with a polyamorous thing. We just come on. Fuck, dude. Her living in our guest room, just, and just tell her, like, what's yours? How much do I owe for rent? You go, just right. Just keep writing, baby. Get back in the, you get back in the lab and you cook us up. You cook us up a dish. Get back in the other kitchen. What do you pay rent with? Putting what you got out there in the lab and you cook us up you cook us up a dish get back in the other kitchen What do you pay rent with putting what you got out there in the world? Oh, I see is you So I wrote this mad ill song about the intrepid She was so sweet her caviar her cameo was so sweet

She really is she's like she's like in God bless everybody. It's like, aw, summer rain. What a doll. Throw a couple bucks in her pocket. If Feldog, imagine if Feldog would have just gone a little bit along with it. He could have $400 a Jacksonville. Cash. Cash. Cash. Cash, oh, a cash in hand. He would have had an oil change paid for and cash my name. But no, he wants to play fucking hardball.

All right, fell dog. Let's dance then. All right, dog. Go on, Steve, those podcasts and let it rip. So to go back to that, and let me know we get updates, Lou and some rain, put it on a chain. If you wouldn't mind, rank a dang, dang, dang, dang. In fact, if you get a rough summer, if you interrupt with summer rain news, it's got to beadang dang dang dang Let it rain Summer rain put it on a chain All right, well we have to stick a break, but we'll be right back everybody. This is the bonfire. It's the lost team

Welcome back to the bonfire on serious xm fashion Talk 103. I'm Dan Sutter. That's Big Joke, or sin we're here with the crew, and we are talking Feldog on Stevo's podcast. Uh, me and the Lou's both watch this episode of Stevo's Wild Ride in the beginning. It's a lot of the stuff you've heard. It's still some pretentious, so I'm still obviously you're like, I think this happened. I feel bad, you know, I'm sure they were fucking dittled and fucked around with without a doubt, but It doesn't it's not even about that stuff That stuff is what it is. He processed it out. He processed it. It's when he starts going

Beyond that stuff and getting into like the hot chicks he fucked How am I out awesome? He wasn't doing drugs He was brain-spulled in by the way the only the drugs at all for two years total, which is pretty puss in the world of Hollywood child stars, particularly. You know, I mean, Bono Duce is still probably doing blow. You think that guy quits? He was jacked, too. He was on it juice, dude. Oh my God. Oh, he got yo, he was on test for sure he was on that tea Yeah, dude. He was just fucking getting swole up But Corey Feldman

It's just starts going to his oh I don't even know where to start you have the chronological order of great clip slew I do I said docrystine the email and you guys actually Okay, so we can kind of like we can all The first clip is him bragging that when he went to the playboy mansion He brought his own chicks because he didn't want to bring sand to the beach He keeps reporting that he that he keeps reporting that he brought his own chicks is that this okay? Okay, yep, it's all coming back to me now Okay, okay, yep, it's all coming back to me now. Oh boy.

And it's all coming back to me. So you guys set up the clip well, and then let it rip. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I will take care while this impost. Yeah, dude, we'll clean it up and post Plus I probably

We'll probably delete this anyway for the show, but you guys know I murdered a trans yesterday I think I wanted to I said it wasn't accident, but I think I did it because they were trans. Thank God we're cut in this Oh, thank God. Thank God this will never pop up in court. Jay. Oh, man. You guys are recording me. Are you? You say you're rid of it, but but but but Oh, Dan, I think we're ready for the clip. Uh, DJ Lewis wrote the clip. Oh, yeah, can we toss it out? You know, I actually we have some audio of that throw away DJ Lou take it away. I Don't have the I don't have the audio, you know that right? No idea.

No, I thought you had the audio. Oh my god. No. No, it's the greatest. You got timestamps for the video. Time stamps for the video. Oh, it was good. I have it all right here, but I thought DJ Lou was playing it.

Oh, no, I thought you wanted to see it, so I sent you this. Yes, you're right. No, you did great. You know, I think we wanted to see it. So I sent you the right note. No, you did did great. You know, I think we have some video actually not just audio that. Let's take it over to your department there. Christine, take the video. Oh my god. We would have waited for 10 more minutes. Oh, do you really? Us waiting there. Oh my god, this is so funny. I like the funny part is leaving all of them there and just going like, you guys know, I don't have it, right? Yeah, do we have to leave that in there? We have to leave Lou gone. You know, I don't have the audio. I was unaware of that. I thought it was all you

Damn do you tell dogs looking older? Yeah, no, don't say that. I'm looking good It's a good area. Not quite there yet. Of course. Of course. Because have saw that I respected the boundary. You know what I mean? It's all about respecting the boundary. He's the host.

These are his girlfriends. Stay away from his girls. Right. You know, very simple. I enjoyed going up, seeing my friends. I had like a second family up there. So I enjoyed seeing all of, you know, the people that you see every week. It was like a weekly group and everybody got together. We watched movies.

We had fun. We had laughs. Stay away from his girls. So were you like super careful to bring like the hottest chicks? Of course. But I mean that's I don't date anything other than that anyway. Right. We hope that Randy Rhodes plane came corining through that bus You see a fucking you see a wing just cut through the left side of that bus That's pretty crazy. You had all those girlfriend. You guys can hear that plane? I'm Steve. Oh, and this is Randy Rhodes bus ride. I'm Steve Owen. This is getting clipped in a bus. Randy Rhodes.

Look at that mushroom plan. Clip in a bus, Randy Rose. Look at that mushroom plan. Ha ha ha ha. Fire down, down, down, down. Fire down, down. Honestly, I have very, very, very high standards, like always have. And like detrimentally so, because those are the girls that screw with your head the most, of course.

You know, the harder they are, the more they're going to screw with you. Right. But whatever, I was willing to take that, you know. To love that. So risk your willing to take. I love that and you know. Take one for the team. I love that and I love even more, your candor about that.

Just to say, hey man, like hot chicks. Right, I mean, that was my deal. Yeah, it's real deep guys. You guys are really digging it on something deep there. Just, you know, I think Steve, I think Steve, oh, at this point, I really, and. Just, you know, I think Steve, I think Steve, Steve, oh, at this point, I really, and maybe I'm coming from a wrong, I was Steve,

but I'm saying like, I also think he's like, he's making a point about what he's saying. I think he's saying is like, I really wonder your candor about it where he's like, just hot chicks man. I don't fuck around. I think Steve was kind of calling him on to a degree, but just keeping it all he's interviewing well He's doing what we should have done before he felled in

And it's not because I like I love everybody. I love I love people I love humans I love my fans whether they're big fat skinny small tiny Rounded thin it doesn't matter, you know, I love them equally and I find beauty in everybody Some of them just have a fuck a bag of men if there's nobody there, but you know only the hottest chicks And I bring up the fucking dance don't mess with at Cher-Sheila fell dog. We only blast the hottest ass So yeah, if we're not getting your boners, we're guaranteed to give you your money bag He still says that he thinks that today's show was a rousing success. And he says he knows they were, he knows they were fucking with him. But he was like, but it was his, his take basically is it, it's so good though, it didn't matter.

I ended up being like the biggest thing in the world. You made a hit out of it by the today. So his mind, he's not seeing that like it's a hit on the today show because everyone is laughing at it his thing was like no today show individually wanted to fuck me but I showed them by going on there and blowing the fucking doors off the place damn dude it's basically what he's saying yeah because of that performance we did go see him live Jacob's correct not wrong He's not wrong Why is it Dude Jacob might fly in to watch some rain perform a song or three

So I get I might I might too Damn, I'm coming. I don't give a shit I might I might too. I'm coming. I don't give a shit You have the next but Yes, this is a should I tease it a little bit here? That's what you just talking about. It's what you say. Yeah, yeah, I set up for their today show Correct. I set it up already. So many number Like your nasal Comments your nasal you don't all had the comments. Well, that's what I think.

You're an asshole. You don't know how to do math. Go bite yourself. Yeah, it brings me back to the question I wanted to ask, which is for your prolific film career and you know the staggering like success that you had in it. Like I would believe that it's your music career that's been more financially Rewarding for you. You're right. You're right. Yeah, yeah, cuz it's been the last five years that my music luckily blew up And he calls it for a second what he's doing that in reference to it's all right what he's doing that in reference to His Steve O was saying the way movies work and everything with the big ensemble. He's saying like even though his notoriety is off from Jackass, he's made substantially

more money doing comedy. Yeah. Which makes sense. Yeah. It hurts. So that's what he's saying that he's guessing that you make one of his music and you do it with the movies ultimately. Well, you couldn't sell tickets to Jackass.

Yeah. You know? Right. Yeah, you got paid a lump sum for Jackass that I was over, but the road keeps, you know, that's what Cory's saying. He's on the road. I mean, shit, how many tickets do we buy? Those were tickets.

Like 10? Yeah. Doesn't do that many shows a year. I mean, it's it's plenty It's probably got a door deal where it's pretty good. He does plenty His worries just shows up and sets up on the stage without anyone knowing That's cool, too though That would be the greatest thing that could happen just sitting in a bar one day and is this happening?

Is that no? Is he getting a fucking stage shut up? Shut the fuck up. What's happening? You put down the notches. I don't want my family to do this. We're gonna have one of these nights, dude. He's gonna do it. Jake, could you ever imagine going into a restaurant and seeing someone there with a microphone?

You go you might have I do 30 minutes real quick? He's grabbed it and you go hey, how you guys doing? So it's not a good joke I wrote Unexpected, but you know, let's have a little fun the nights my birthday Usually I do 45 minutes of comedy, but how do you feel? I have a summer with you four hours of non-stop crowd work and I'm gonna do covers I'm gonna to do covers. I'm going to do Dave Chappelle Sesame Street joke, you know,

with me and my nephew, we were watching TV and I put on you guys familiar Brian Regan. I guess when you're Brian Regan, the old pop tart. Are you guys seeing? Yeah, just, just, you guys are going to do the pop tart one. I can do, you know what? I'm going to do George Carlin styrofoam uh... people come in the work on court i'm an on court with gaffigan's mexican food bit

uh... and i might close it up with some we can all get on board with and do a little richer prior cops don't like black people yeah simple monkey fucking here in africa thank you thank you guys. Been great. No, I was funny. I was going to come out tonight either and I appreciate you guys have actually been a lot of fun. Small but mighty. Am I right?

Okay. Thank you guys. I make I make Katie sit on stage with me the whole time. No, this is my girlfriend Katie and she's going to help me out with one of these jokes. We're going to do a polypound stone. Why escalators? Just like an old random Paul Rodriguez bit. Yeah, you know what, real nice, Lou, not even giving polypounds to an honorable mention about your favorite pedophile from the 80s. Real nice dick.

Shame on you. Oh, you don't like Lesbians who wear padded shoulders? Okay, you're great, I guess. Real cool. I like cats. She likes this clip. Come back to this clip, I can't with you. I'm sick with myself. I'm obsessed with you having it. Like, I would believe that it's your music career that's been more financially rewarding for you. You're right. You know, we'll be right.

Yeah. Yeah. Because it's been the last five years that my music luckily blew up. And again, this was, I believe, just an attempt to try and knock me down and make me look like a jackass. Sorry for the expression. Talk about it. But yeah, I mean, because we did the today show, which was obviously a setup.

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him, are the one that set up was to blast all social media and reviews being negative about how bad it was. He thinks that's the bullshit. That's the setup. But go play that, play this. This is great. I thought he was gonna say so made a little more sense like yeah They were trying to be look stupid, but you know what jokes on them because it people watch the shit out of it and it was great It's not even there. It's worse than that Like what was that what was that bizarre strange performance, you know Corey Feldman really blew the you know Donkey or whatever it was like it was terrible. What was he thinking? And it was all across the board. Everybody

have the exact same headline. Like, are you telling me that there's not one single media outlet that saw it a little bit differently or had a different perspective or maybe a few different words? No, it was the exact same language across the board at the same time. Isn't that miraculous? Would you tell me I would feel the exact same language across the board at the same time. Isn't that miraculous? Would you tell everyone to feel the exact same way? Exactly. Dude, it's so funny for everyone to be like, all on board of being like, that sucked and being like, no. It's not weird that they all use the word sucked. Doesn't that seem a little sleep, right?

Everyone knows, everyone. A lot of the same which bad talent this hang it up a few different times more than a poor you need a poor job and people called you on it and you think it's a conspiracy that's fucking wild rather watch booney six than this

I have I've had surgery while being fully awake and this was worse. I mean, who uses that phrase? I saw this performance and chose not to get the vaccine. That was a weird one. Not one media outlet. Dude, that would have been funny. Not why I was like, not one saw it differently and thought that was pretty good actually.

He like, that's what he's blown away by. He's like, shut the fuck up. No, that person saw it differently that it was a crazy wacky performance. Not what, which is, chose you the opposite of how his brain works versus ours. Because if I got overwhelming,

if I got overwhelming praise on anything, I'd be like, this is a conspiracy. Where's the mean stuff? Yeah, really? Yeah this is a conspiracy, where's the mean stuff? Yeah, really? Yeah, he can't believe there's any mean stuff. It's crazy. Keep playing it.

Come on, man. So, I think the pedophiles that are very powerful. Yeah, too. Do you think that, in that case? Oh, Steve was ghost, just fucking, that went down as the barely went It was a lot of pedophiles a lot of pedophiles are mad at me That is what a brush off dude that might have been one of the best brush offs I've ever seen in a podcast history a lot of pedophiles a lot of powerful

Pedophiles are angry at me That's what tank does. Do you think that? I believe the pedophiles are very powerful too. Do you think that in that case, because there was so much widespread, you know, coverage of this performance, which was critically panned, like just the fact that there was that much coverage, do you think the- And inadvertently, it goes through the roof.

Right. First of all, it was the most, because of what they did, it backfired. It was the most viewed performance in the today's show history. That's what she said. Shout out to the cameras dude. And here's the thing by the way too, it didn't backfire. It's the wrong way to put it.

Didn't backfires the wrong word. It got, it got negative attention. It didn't backfire. Now, to him, he's gonna say that's gonna turn, that's a bad freeze frame. If it's gonna, if it's gonna, uh, this yogurt is too warm. Yuck. I hate it here.

Yeah. Um, who's busses this? But again, he's like it backfire because it actually made,. Who's busses this? But again, he's like a backfire because it actually made, and now here's the thing, it does translate to him to probably tickets in some dough. And people buying something else, but he's, he's just like off his rocker with the idea that it's like a backfire, actually everybody loved it,

which is what he's saying. We did. Yeah, Christine, watch it what he's saying. We did. Christine, watch it. It was a four hour show on a five minute clip. Set it on live TV. She goes, this is the most viewed performance in the today's show.com ever. Boom.

Right. That was her. That was her. That's the notion that there's no such thing as bad publicity in this case well there isn't as long as they're writing about you were talking about you then you're in good shape so that's why what they're doing to me now is even worse because they won't even have me on to explain what's been going on

they won't even have me on to explain what happened to my film we're talking about a hundred million dollars worth of you know liquid corruption that just happened tax evasion now is this what trying to say the movie was corrupt was he trying to say that the movie that he made no he said people took the movie from him and started packaging it and selling it I think we're skipping over that mainly but yeah the interest of the interest of time yeah yeah yeah because it was like well no the spies thing you're going to play right? Right. But he gets into the whole, uh, these evil forces with the

fuck with my movie. Yeah. He basically they took the movie and other people were me. And he, by the way, he never stops talking. It's funky. This is where it's actually funky. He just keeps talking about the money he lost on it. He just keeps talking about the money he looked at. There's money, you know, and he gives him, it's not about that, but like, so it's like, so he says, it's not worth me having the information out there to get these bad people taken down because I was fucked over on money from it.

I just, is rationale on that is just bad. For being a guy who's so like, you know, I'm a victim and I'm trying to change the culture of things like pay me or I won't tell you Who these bad people were is crazy Why are you not getting this then I'm getting it Jacob how do you think I don't understand it? I totally get it go ahead play this part Yeah, because I left there that night and I got followed and all this shit went down and I ended up in the hospital the next day

So the attack happened while you were making the documentary then they did before So then the documentary came out you released it right since it's been released Whether or threats or something that makes you want to like retract that and not leave it out Yeah, I mean first of all it's a constant nonstop garage on Twitter, social media. They're constantly gaslighting me. They're trying to accuse me of things that I never did. You know, basically what happened was they sent some spies into my life, which are the girls that were part of my angel tour.

A couple of the musicians were not actual musicians, they were spies that were put into my life to cause meham and destruction. They're called the honey pot. Crazy, yeah, basically the same kind of deal. So these girls were put in there to basically cause meham and disarray. And then when I fired them because of the meham

and disarray, they turned around and made false allegations about me, which were investigated by OAPD, and I was cleared of those false allegations. Yet, they keep throwing them out there and they keep adding names to the list. Like, oh, there's like 10 girls who've come forward. There's no 10 girls,

but they pretend that there's these fake names. So it's three girls that were sent into my tour bus, basically, and we know who sent them there, and they were put there on purpose to make me look bad, and then make false allegations, but then they start adding names of like other people. And by the way, when you got to make a review, use some of the names.

Or this performance, you go, you girls must be spies, causing me to have been destroying my performance. I'm telling you right now, this is, I usually run a tight ship. People have called me the white James Brown, without tight my band is. I'm doing this on up there.

So I don't know if the band's falling apart, but I think it's, hold on, he stops a midtake of doing his own. Which one of your assets? Which one of your CISs? Because anybody here is spy, you gotta tell me I heard. If I ask you, I have to tell me. It's a tragedy. I don't know about Langley Falls,

and if you don't think I don't know about the farm, and them teaching CIA girls to jam and bands, I think I was born yesterday. All right, we have three hot chicks, who know how to play instruments, who are also willing to go in and be spies. Do you think I haven't read the final operation groove where they take a bunch of bugacious babes

and teach them how to play mediocre music with me? You guys know Jez Bell Sweeter as I call her 002. She's a... Yeah. Operate her... She's after an agent say-be-quees. She's been compromised. Operate her she's after an agent say She's been compromised

Project fell dog you're inside We are in operation fell dog is a go we know these 23 these 22 year old half-naked girls playing bass and keyboards. Turned out their operatives. Are we in, are we infiltrating Alcata? Perhaps another sleeper, celivisus? Cory Feldman's band. You six sons of bitches. You're sending us to our own demise. To a certain demise. Keep playing us.

I don't want you to die, angels. Yeah, I don't, I don't want you to play. I want you to die He would be a great bond though dressed in his own wardrobe bring your own Show up Cam already dude just get up there You know what he would be great at Petafile hunting. Yes. He should make his own petafile hunting. A thousand times, yes.

I'll do it with you. I'll do it with you. Also. Bring a dang, dang, dang. Yes. Yeah. Uh, she said, to be honest, I don't have a scent to my name.

I will have to dye my hair and get my nails done and have gas. I don't have gas money. I really want to do this. It's short timing, but if I can't have all that done, I don't think I could make it. I'm not a mooch. I just live off social security and literally spent my money on bills and Christmas for my son. Oh god, I'm having a heart breaking.

It's always heartbreaking. I'm not a sugarcane. I'm gonna give her money to get her nails done. Well, that's what I was trying to do with the oil change, but I asked her, does that mean? Now she wants her oil change, her hair done, her nails done. She basically needs money to get there and be on stage. I said, well, does that mean you need a little bit more up front? Like, you know, what does that mean?

Um, wait for a second. I like that language, Lou DJ Lou be fucking up party. Come on, make with the tits. Go. I want you to do the thing. Do you sexy dance? Make me show you think. Show the man your butt.

What is your problem, buddy? Show the man your butt. I'm social security is really like. She's my poll range. Summer rain doesn't have a job put it on a chain Yeah, she's a better get her a game for employment dude if you do what you love Christine never work a day in your life idiot What's that we're at a time what officially? Dude, I can't see who the hell dogs. What's that?

We're at a time. What? Officially? Who is that? There's more to this. There's more to this. Well, let's cover it next week. Let's cover it next week.

Let's come back to it. Next Thursday. Next Wednesday. All right. We still got stuff to go, because the spy shit is fucking wild. Oh, okay. Oh, that's nice. stuff to go because the spy shit is fucking wild. Okay.

Well, maybe some of rain's going to be here this weekend. I'm in. Regardless. Regardless, get tech tickets to see big J and jack here. Regardless. Irregardless. No, regardless. Do it just because you have to do it now. Irregardless. No, regardless. Do it just because you have to do it now. Irregardless.

Go get tickets. I love learning words and how to say I'm on this show, you know, being paid to speak for a living and not knowing what to do. And not knowing words so good. And not knowing words? I don't know words so good. I don't get them so well. But Jay's going to be at the Comedy Zone in Jacksonville.

January 6th through the 8th. That's tonight through Saturday. After that It'll be a Nashville Milwaukee and Addison for tickets and other tour. Or Milwaukee as Christine called it. Milwaukee. Dan Sotter is gonna be in Rochester comedy the Carlson. Oh, February 3rd to the 5th. They're a comedy to Carlson. Ooh, February 3rd to the 5th. Acme comedy club in Minneapolis to 17th to the 19th of February. After that, he's gonna be a good night in Raleigh, North Carolina. That's the 24th of the 26th. The busy, busy February. February.

For Dan. Dan works extra hard on, uh, in Black History Month to prove to them that everyone works hard. He says, look, it's your month, but white man still work hard too. And I admire you for that. It's not my approach, but I like it. I say take off the month and let me pull the weight. Let whitey work in February. I like it. Good spin, damn. It's all good spin.

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