The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Jay's Thigh Rescue Stick

Episode Date: January 2, 2026

Big Jay was riding high on a Philadelphia 76ers win when Jacob enters the room late, and slams his computer down on the desk. This creates a disruption that derails the show for a while. | There is a debate on the spelling of the word "spicket" meaning faucet, that correlates to the dumbing down of the American dictionary because words are being added that don't exist. | Jay has an awful experience with his car in the parking garage and admits that he loves "Mega-Babe." Mega-Babe is a lube stick that you rub on your thighs to prevent friction. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. In Boston, no less. Oh, hang on, breakdown, breakdown. Oh. Boom, pica, bown, bong, bong, bachabon, bong, bong, bong, here they come. Bown, bicka-dun, bong, bong, bong, bodoo-d-d-d-down. Bum-pon-pon. in

TD Garden where Bobby will be performing Not anymore November 8th On the sad floor Oh shut up It was one point We're a rookie phenom

A Tyrese Maxi Ice Water running through his veins Record breaking Rookie Performance by Vijay Edgecombe Tyrese Maxi Like an assassin says we're down by how much 11 points with 3 and a half minutes left

Let me go slice off 3 3-3-pointers real quick And make a face like That's what I'm supposed to do It was crazy That's what I'm supposed to do I'm supposed to slice these 3 3-3-pointers And he just went back And he was like

Play defense now a little bit Was it now do you watch the game I watched the end of the game I had to watch the Boston feed Because they didn't have a phone off your feed Really? Yeah They moved off a fucking YouTube TV

NBA, the league pass. Yeah. So I didn't even know that. I had to go buy it. Now it's on Prime. So I have it on Prime. Prime's interface sucks. So you used to be able to pick on YouTube TV, Sixers' feed or the other team's feed.

Now it's back to how it used to be where you're going to get the feed you're going to get. And it was Boston that night. Yeah, yeah. Show the full game highlights. No, I don't want to see it. Final three and a half minutes. You thought that game was over for sure. But did you see?

You have to admit, just as watching a game, was it pretty adorable? Over here, Bobby. Don't, don't, don't, that's bad stuff. You don't want to see all that. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus.

Oh, you hear the squeaks. Oh, yeah. That was good, though. He had a dunk there. Nice. Yeah, they were up. Listen, four minutes? Yeah, here we go.

This is where it really goes in the high gear. Slice. I mean, the thing is, these guys are here, and they're ready to play. That was a fun game. The rookie kid, at the end, if you recall but you don't point at me the rookie come very handy the rookie kid i'm sorry i don't do my hands now the rookie kid bjohn yeah got fouled at the very end see if they show this in the in the thing here they will go to the very end like the last second of the game when uh the celtics

don't score he was he was the line to shoot two free throws if you were right here he misses them both they're up by a point and he missed them both he could have put him up by three And then they play good defense. Now, if you get past this. We don't need to get past it. No, the very, very end of the game. No, we don't need to do that. No, but is this adorable?

Do you see his face when he goes over? They show Vijay could go to the end of the thing. Could you imagine this 20-year-old kid if missing those free throws, which would fucking cost him the game on his first game? That would have sucked. He makes such an adorable face like, oh, thank God. Oh. Like, he really.

How do you miss that? You'll see his face. They show him like, oh, shit. Why is Mike Feeney playing for the Boston Celtics? Look, he's here right there. boy um you may have the ugliest team in basketball right now that guy that fucking Peyton pritchard guy looks like a fucking pig in a uniform the worst colors what is now on like his skin yeah Celtics have the best colors that's not true they have the best logo they got a good

logo they got a good logo I've always liked that logo I mean and they do have when they do uh the black and green they are cool colors it's not good colors on a white player ever never been and unfortunately for such iconic white players. Yeah, Larry Bird with the white uniform looked like... Kevin McAil. Oh, God. Ugliest motherfuckers playing in the ugliest uniforms. Did Larry Bird...

He was probably the ugliest player to ever play the game. No. But there's some dudes he's out there. Larry Bird had fucking bangs. He wasn't an attractive guy. His hair? There's been some ugly motherfuckers in the... I mean, Bill Walton was ugly.

Bill Walton's ugly. But Larry Bird, zoom in on that fucking atrocious mug. Yeah, that's later... That's later in his career. But he looked like a bird, which was nuts. When he first came out, he did. I mean, he really, he looks like some type of prehistoric bird. When he was in his younger years playing with the mustache and everything, like, he definitely looked better.

He got, he's one of the ugliest people ever. I mean, on earth. On earth. Not just basketball. No, no, no, no. God did not look upon him. No, he gave him one thing and one thing only. How many certain names appear more frequently there's in such discussions.

I like AI won't say someone's ugly, but they go, people say, these people are ugly Sam Sam Cassell is in fact ugly George George Mirosan was a giant so that's not really fair

Joe Kim Noah is kind of ugly for sure Jesus Christ Joe Kim Noah's I think Christine would fuck Joe Kim Noah Let me see

I don't know if that's a No it's not bad He's not bad He looks like a Puerto Rican with autism Yeah, I mean, he's not, I don't know, I wouldn't think of him as... He's got very fishy eyes.

His eyes are far apart, without a doubt. Very far apart. He's not a good-looking guy by any stretch, but Sam Cassell is flat out fucking ugly. Larry Bird is fucking ugly. Bow. Bowl is ugly as shit. Let me see. It's Manute Ball's son.

Well, Manute Ball wasn't a looker either. No, yeah, for sure. I mean, bowl... Oh, Jesus Christ. He's crazy looking. That's the last thing you want to see in a... Yeah. You go in the jungle and he comes out.

You're a fire. I know, first of a guy. It looks like a female host of a channel here on Urban View Show. She looks like one of those... The Urban View Channel show. She looks like one of those... You know the ladies have the rings around their neck? Yes.

Yes, an African lady. Draymond Green is so... He's not bad. He's fine. He's all right. He's not bad looking. He's a terrible, like... That's what I'm saying.

That's a weird that he ends up on that list. He's not a bad. Again, not a looker, but I mean, there's people here that are freaky looking. Anthony Davis isn't a bad-looking guy. He committed to a unibrow. Let me see. Oh, it's unibrow man. Yeah.

He's not ugly at all He committed to a stupid fucking look That's gross It makes him stand out He looks like you see Key and Peel When they do the fake players Yeah yeah yeah Yes he does

Oh my God he really does Fagishus Jackson He does have a crazy unibrow No he does it He like he makes it a unibrow Like he grows it in and has it styled It's insane But can I say something

The middle of his face is bigger than the top and the bottom, which is freaking me out. Yeah. You know? Like, the top of his head stopped growing and the bottom of his head stopped growing, but the middle just grew into a seven-footer.

Yeah. And the beard has done him wonders also. The beard does help him a lot. Helps him a lot without the beard. He's got a, I mean, a real bottom of a strawberry chin. Yeah. I think, but I still think Larry Bird's not on that list. Don't worry, Bobby.

He's ugly. This is just a few names. Kevin McHale's substantially uglier than... Not Larry Bird. Larry Bird. No way. Kevin McHale was not... He looked like a 1950s man.

Kevin McHale. No, not the actor. Not the actor. There he is. He looks like a guy. He doesn't look bad. What? Well, all right.

Well, that picture. He's an ugly motherfucker. But he's not as ugly as Larry Bird. I don't know. They're both kind of ugly. Larry Bird takes the cake, bro. John Stockton looks like a fucking dude that would suck to hang out with. He's a real...

fucking by the book guy. It looked like everything, right? Hey, man, I know she were going about two miles over the speed limit. You know his cops around here. All right, John Stockton. I think Danny Age was probably one of the best-looking players.

You don't mean that. Danny Age? Good-looking guy. Yeah. That's crazy. Oh, you know what else is ugly? Robert Parrish. No, not right, Parrish.

Patrick Ewing. Yes. Patrick Ewing was. Yeah. Wow. He made black people say racist things. Where's Jacob? Is he getting a nap he needs upstairs?

Is he taking a nap he? nap somewhere? Was he catching up on his ease? What the fuck was that earlier? We, the full disclosure, did a pre-record today. Yeah. And Jacob started the knot off

during the show. Started the knot off. And he knows he did because he didn't argue it back a lot. He first started to say no he didn't but then he had to say yeah he did. Apparently he does it a lot, which I didn't know.

Who said that? No, I'm not saying you're wrong. Does he do it a lot? Do you say that? Is that you, DJ Lou? No, but I'm making the face like I said it. You are making a face like you said it. I'd say that.

Apparently he does it. He's done it before. I don't know. I've never seen it personally. But it might be his neck. He might be just stretching. It was his neck. It fell backwards when he fell asleep and jerked up.

He might have been checking, you know, stretching his neck. It is warm in here. Maybe he warmed himself to sleep. In your matchbox. I'd love to see Jacob right now. You know what? Here he is. Yeah, perfect.

Do me a favor, Christine? Hey For studio Jacob I want him for the rest of the year To wear a night cap I don't think Jacob Wait a minute too That was what's it going on

Jacob's mad Jacob's coming in the studio hot Hey Rip Van Wenzhen You just slammed your computer down Why did you slam it down? You guys exaggerate everything I just placed it down I'm gonna do it again listen

Listen That's crazy loud I don't know what else to do Throw a headphones. Well, one, put it. Okay, there you go. Let me answer the question. Why are you being sarcastic towards us about it?

Because you act like I slammed it and you, it makes a noise. Yeah, put your headphones on. Put your headphones on. Put your headphones on. I'm going to do it the way you did it. They're right there. The headphones are right there where they exist. No, no, I'm not putting those pig headphones on.

Whoa. Oh, good, I move, Bobby. Bobby, you're doing the right move. Yeah. Because he's going to go like this. If you go, here's how I did it. He's going to go. Yeah, he's going to go.

Very gentle. Right. I've been through it like. They're upstairs. I get it. It's so loud. You win. I over slammed it.

That's not how we win, Jacob. I learned my lesson. That's not how we win. Go on Amazon for a nightcap. Jacob needs to get his studio sleeper. He's not okay. Yeah, you can't come in, drop the thing. We make jokes about it and then be shitty towards us about it.

That's a wacky way to behave. Okay. Well, let's find out. Something happened. What happened to you? What happened? Do you want my whistle? I'm about two minutes.

Do you want my whistle? I don't know. I think Jacob might have to go in the studio or the office. or the office for the show. I'm going to start getting annoyed in a second. I don't know why he's being shitty. What happened, Jacob? What happened?

You said, okay, whatever. It's just... I didn't say whatever. You added that. Jacob, what happened? Nothing. I'm just dealing with something. You're dealing with something outside of the hall.

Take it upstairs. Take it upstairs to the office. I didn't do anything. If you're dealing with something... If you're dealing with something, go deal with it. That's what I'm saying. It's done. I'm trying to get set up and do the show.

Good Lord. Jacob, what do you prefer for a sleeping cap? Teal or red? Red. Get red. A red sleeping cap for Jacob. Jacob, do you like... I was on the phone and I said,

I have to get in because... No one cares now. Jacob, pick your sleeping cap. Let me see the other colors. Oh, that one's nice, Jacob. Blue is nice. That one looks like a criminal. I like that blue. Can I be honest, this sleeping cap's too big.

This is a ridiculous. Oh, that red one's nice. I'm looking for a more Scrooge-like one. That is Scroo. A bonnet would be funnier, but no. Like this? I'm not going to wear a bonnet, yeah. You're not a black woman.

No. That might have been the first one there. I don't mind that. I think the first one was the one. That one there. I'm not tired. No, you need stripes. You need old school stripes.

Yeah, you need the stripes. Good God. There you go. And get him the candle holder, too. As it turns out, I do have to leave and come back because I forgot my headphones. Damn. All right, go ahead. We're going to talk shit about it.

Oh, yeah. Please, go grab your headphones. So then Bobby can fucking karate chop your computer through the table when you get back. Ooh, he's going to eat. eat crow when he gets those headphones. Don't, walk like me, not like you. No. I think Jacob's gonna fucking shadow box

someone down the hallway. He goes, tell me I'll slam. Thibu down. Pee's down. What should we do? I want to piss in his bag. In Jacob's defense, I was playing the headphone slam sound effects when he sat down.

No, but when he put the thing down, I mean, you heard. Okay, I'm just making sure. Okay. No, no, no. Because this is the last time he was loud. I'm doing a sound effect of that. Yeah, that was the last crowd. Can I hear that?

That's the thing he was saying he didn't do either. Right, right. Deja vu, and I'm like, oh, shit, I'm making this worse. I don't understand. How you work in radio all these years and not understand how radio works? Hey, let me come in all shitty. I don't understand you come in. And the first thing you should do is, then when you do something, you get called on it,

you should go, I'm sorry, something happened in the hallway, and then we are on your side. Listen, if he was contrarian to be funny. it's funny and we go with it the thing is when you go no you slam it down he's like he's like bitchy yeah i can't deal with bitchy yeah well have a hard time with bitchy i don't like bitchy either well no one backed me up when i demanded him out of the studio way to go assholes can i tell you why nobody wanted him here can i tell you why nobody in this room one can i tell you why because my whistle's working huh my stress whistle is working my whistle's not working i came in here you know you're gonna hear on thursday i came in hot today to the

studio in general because I guess Kim Kardashian and Andy fucking Cohen were doing a thing in the fishbowl. So I'm not allowed to walk through the lobby. I'm a piece of shit who can't walk through the lobby of where I work. Twice. Twice. We were turned away. Morning.

Ride beach, right bridge. Oh, sorry, man. Those would be my tea. Is your tea making you on nuts? This might be my tea. This might be my tea. You've got to bring you tea down. What are you at 1100 now? Probably. I think I'm 1800. What's up?

I figured you need to give the blood. I just got reminded you. I had to get rid of blood. Yeah. Oh, dude. You have to pump your blood. No, no, no. I talked to a doctor this weekend.

Mm-hmm. Just bring your tea down to 500. You don't need to be 900. 800. You don't know what you're talking about. Your gloopin gleepen's are too high. Hemoglobin. Your heave and glubens are too high.

My hoopah glupa. Because you brought you did too much tea. If you bring you tea down, do less and microdosis. Yeah. So do three on, do three on, how about you doing, five or ten? What are you doing? I don't know what these numbers are you're saying. He is, he is going to split it, but for now he does have to get blood.

Even if he changes it going forward. Yes. He's got to go get blood. By the way, every time I say it, every time I say it, it's making me feel like inside, like something weird's happening. I'm like, yo, I have too much blood. All your shit's collagulating inside. I have to get rid of this blood.

They called him to follow up about giving blood. Yeah, but he said it. I was like, whatever. I'm not giving blood. blood and I go maybe if I get around to it if I see a place I'll donate and then she sent me an email going hey you get a chance to give blood by the ways we're saying it I feel my blood yeah dude my body I feel my blood it's very cold we should have you got white rice and cut your finger open and have the gravy blood buddy you got to do it you got to do it now donate blood

yeah can somebody come here and take blood come in I don't know look at service look at service if someone going to take some blood for me yeah you got to give you blood dude that's not a joke I'll do it in the fish bowl yeah you got to do it and here's the thing I also have a hyperactive thyroid that's going to put me in a coma. I don't have time to go to a doctor, Bobby. I'm moving and shaking. My gleap and glupins were up high too, and she was like, she gave me the option. You can give blood or you can just bring you dose down.

And I just brought my dose down and my gloop and gleapins went down. So if you just bring your dose down a little bit, go to $500, $5.50. That's all you need to be at. You don't need to be at $900. Jesus Christ, it's like Halloween in here, the energy. Oh, that was nice. You learned. No, that's how I usually have it.

But you didn't really like that. Because my headphones were upstairs. Put your headphones on. But perhaps maybe it made a really loud sound when you dropped it. Sure. Okay. Bobby, I'm going to need a whistle. Right.

Warning. Walking. Right. Right. Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Can you pass my whistle over to Jay, please? Yeah.

There you go. You can hold on to it. I was looking. Do your favor. Show Jacob how he placed the computer down. Just really quick, I'm going to show you. You have your headphones on. Can you turn them up just a little bit, Jacob, so you hear it?

Yeah. You take the soft cloth. I know, no soft cloth. Right? Hey, ready? Mm-hmm. No. Mm-hmm.

That's what you did. I didn't. That's what you did? I'll do it another way. Ready? What are you going to do it? Never dropped. Ready, watch this?

Rich says. Yep. How's that? I went like this since we're nitpicking. Oh my God, you did it. Yes, I did.

You did not. Oh, my God, that's why you're not married. Because this argument, you'd kill somebody. You have to know. Take it from a marriage. Jay, breathe.

Whistle, in with your nose, out through your mouth. You got to be in with you. Slow around the exhale. You got to know when you're wrong. Look, you did this. You did that. It's recorded.

We have it. We need the deep beat. We need the deep. analyzed. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, I need the DVs analyzed. Listen, listen, listen, I'll, listen, you did this. You walked in. I can get a DB reading on it after the show. A TV reading. But tomorrow. Oh, Jay, you're all right? Jay, he's not, you got to get more blood. It's okay. Can we just be a family now? Yeah, we're a family. My blood's, I have too much blood. It's boiling. Oh, thank God for my, my anxiety whistle. Oh, my gosh. It's over here if you need it, Jay. I'm going to leave right. middle oh my lord we have no say over the show anymore it's jacobs it's jacob's show slamming shit around taking naps whenever he wants willy-nilly naps jake and the boys god damn dude yeah you did take a hot nap

information about the owners here how do you have this kind of like this wonderful fucking well imagine a beautiful leeway here who's the owner of the company oh he's the only one of us to saw kim cardassian today because jacob's got fucking pole what's the owner of the company's name uh bill serious no that's it Bill serious Bill's Bill serious

his son Jacob are you Bill serious his son you got to make it on your own kid I can't give you a leg up you got to do it on your own this guy plays by his own

set of rules but I will protect you if anything happens definitely not his son well we do know for sure Jacob doesn't understand how he puts a computer down and for sure

if he thinks the show is not being fun enough he'll just kick out we'll just put them tutsies up take a nap Hey, these guys are talking about aliens. Give me a second.

I definitely wasn't tired. I would admit it. That's strange. You weren't tired? Well, probably not. You fell asleep. Jay wasn't allowed in the lobby. Well, that's a funny thing when you nod.

You're not tired. You were totally wide awake, and then you're just out. I just wasn't. That's nodding. Hey, Christine, why don't you do that TLC bit? I wonder if all the cameras were non-operational. We would have had a great. footage of it, but we don't

have footage of it. It's just me watching it happen from you being eyes open to them slowly closing and you head dropping back and then popping up. I was silent during it because I couldn't believe it was happening. You might have been just stretching your neck

right? I did put my neck back and I did close my eyes. I wasn't nodding. It was a slow eye close. Were you trying to seduce me? You know like this? I admit to everything you saw. I just wasn't nodding. Jacob, you have a admitted that you've slammed the fucking computer down yet just can you do me a favor

two different things now jake yeah wow he is good he's fucking good he's good jacob can you do me a favor yeah right now you're in you're in bonfire cord drink coffee yeah did you come in hot became in hot no other yes yes and you maybe have placed you you put your computer down way too hard to let us know to hang on it made a sound it didn't make a sound it made an abrupt sound it made a clunk but also you come in hot kind of stink face coming to your thing while we're doing a comedy show that's already in session you got to think about these things jacob i did when i was outside no i always think about this show in fact i said i have to get off this call because i'm going to eat shit in a major way when i walk through that door well when you come in making a stank face

if you came in smiling was going to stop that you came in smiling and sat down and by the way if you clunked the computer down we go jesus christ you go sorry fellas and nobody would have thought anything of this I have an idea. Yeah. Let's make them come in again. Start from scratch. Start from scratch. Jacob, let's start it over.

Ready? From the lobby. You come in? Not the lobby here. I want to go put your jacket on. Come in from 49th Street. Black Lou. Black Lou, will you film him, please?

His entire step of the way. I want him starting from right before Oceana. Go to the train. I can't fake happiness. It's got to be real. Yeah. I can't fake it. Nice.

Well, you're going to have to. did not come in the studio until you're feeling happy. Fair enough. Because it throws the fucking show off. And then you're kind of shitty about us acknowledging. I would have gone right back into the show. I was waiting. Yeah, but we're not machines. So when we come in and you're coming in stinky and fucking throw the thing down.

I wasn't in that bad mood. I'm, I'm a machine, Jay. This is an, this is crazy. Is this what I'm like having a teenage boy? I'm AI, Jay. Are you? I'm not real. You're generated? That must be why you can handle this.

No, this is what's like having a wife. Oh, Jesus. Mother fuck. That's crazy. Yeah. I wouldn't say it was exactly that. I wouldn't say it was exactly that. No, I mean, I wouldn't say that came with a stank face

and put my computer down real hard on the table. I wouldn't say that's exactly what happened. Well, here's what happens, ready, with your wife? What's wrong? Nothing. Ugh. Well, you just slammed your computer down. No, I didn't. I just put it down. Jacob, we're going to call you the wife of the bonfire.

Jacob's the wife of the bonfire. Jacob Batat, wife of the bonfire. Christine's the queen of the bonfire. You're the wife of the bonfire. What's up, honey? What's for dinner tonight? Jacob, do my laundry. You're the bonfire wife.

Do me a favor. Don't dry my shirt. Hang dry them. Every time you dry them, they shrink up. Well, if anything, I did throw you off, I apologize. Oh, well, there you go. That's a start. Okay.

I know, Jay. Jay, it doesn't feel right because he's apologizing with a little tone. Yeah. There's a little caveat. I don't. I thought that was genuine. He's saying, I didn't do anything.

I didn't do anything, I didn't, but if you thought I did something because you're sick in the head, I apologize. He knows not what he does. He knows not what he do. He knows not what he does. I love that. You're making Jay so mad. He's becoming calm.

I'm trying to become calm. He's going through anger. I had a big weekend of revelations come to me this weekend. A lot of things I didn't know about myself. Sometimes I get thrown for a real loop when I think. I think I know things and I don't know things. The first one that shot me for a fucking loop was, what do you call the word that starts with, what do you call the word starts with an S, what you would call like the, in the kitchen,

runs the water, the water comes out of it. It starts with S. Spicket. Right. Which you would spell how? Spicket. Mm-hmm. S-P-I.

C-K-E-T, maybe, Spickett? Yeah, me too. Me too. Wait a minute. What? It's not called a spicket? I'm worried if you didn't know this also that we're going to have to, like, end the show early today. Between Jacob and the whole thing, I don't know if we're prepared to handle this.

I would call it a spiket, and that's how I'd spell it. Spicket? Yeah. Spicket. Yeah. The what part of your... You're like Spickett in the kitchen. Yeah.

You know the sink? Water comes out, the spicket. The faucet? Fawcett, for sure. That's the other word. Definitely a faucet. I would say probably a faucet is more acceptable than a spigot. A spiket is probably an older term, maybe from our generation.

Turns out, Bobby, it's not a term at all. Spicket? Spicket's not even a thing. Is that what you call somebody who lives up above 125th Street? That is, yeah. That's what I call a gay Hispanic. A spiket. Any thoughts on this, Blacklow?

What did you? Did you already know that? the answer to this? Yeah, growing up we called the spigot well, spiket as well, but it was S-P-I-K-E-T-T-E. Almost like spiquette. Wrong, also.

This was all shocking to me, too. Jacob, you know the answer to this? No. What this word actually is? I was going to say spout. No, no, no. Spick-it. Let's all agree that we're working with that,

like, that word, basically. Yeah. Do you know, Christine? Did you look it up already? I looked at up. I'm sorry. Did you know this, though? No, no, no, not at all.

It's fucked my head up. What the fuck is this? Look at what the word is and what the spelling is. Do you want me to pull it up? Please. Spicket. It's, uh... Oh, it's the first one, I believe.

Oh, it's French. Water from the Spicket. But it's not Spicket. It's Spick-O-T. It's Spick-O-T. Spick-O-T. Spigot. Spigot.

Spigot. Spigot. Weird, right? That's fucking weird. How did you come across this? A western Pennsylvania spicket. Right, but they're saying that other word wrong. Go birds. It's not spigot.

It's spigot. That's the idea there. It's the dialect thing. It's just people saying spiket. But they're saying the word, S-P-I-G-O-T. It's spigot. Where is the origins? I find it.

The origins must be spigot. Must be French. The meaning of spiket is spigot. That's pretty funny. It's a common variant, but it's a misspelling. Yeah, so it's added to the dictionary now, Spigot. but it is derivative. Where's the origins?

That's what I'm finding. Gay Hispanic. But it was from a different time. It's from a different time. You think I'm going to call him that from now on? Absolutely. I hope you do. He's a spigot.

Oh, well. It means outdoor water faucet. A spigot would be an outdoor water faucet and a gay Puerto Rican. Also a gay Puerto Rican. Or Peruvia. I didn't really any kind of Hispanic. Anything. It could really be any kind of Hispanic.

You could literally yell if you are that type of, get to that. those spikets out of here now come on but no one's no one else is dancing yeah you're right let a few stay um so weird no okay

spigot yeah this has been my uh how did you come these have been my revelations of the day where did you what what in God's green earth made you look up the spelling of spigot I forget who someone said it at the comedy club

and I cockily fired back I mean I really like came with like a real Bob Kelly no I was like oh my god I feel bad for you for how stupid you are thinking it's this can I say something though

you think there's a G in this word like I am about to I'm gonna pull back because I'm embarrassed for you was it the middler looked it up no no who did this it may have been a friend of Shaneas or something like the Shane and Robani featured for me they may have been a friend of hers that said it but it was just whatever it was just like

it doesn't matter my life has been before and after this do you know what I mean like it's it's I don't even remember like it's crazy let's pick it how have I not known how is not none of us known this well because we're not nerds who the fuck would you're right the person that no you're right that's the answer whoever knows that's a fucking nerd nerd nerd the fact that he corrected you and he went It's spigot. And you went, what? No, no. He didn't correct me.

What happened? I think it was, I think I overheard this discussion. Spickett, Spigot. And I was like, this is a dumb argument. You jumped in. Yeah. You jumped in the way in and say, look. Yeah, and I was like, you, and I was like, I jumped immediately on the wrong side of the argument.

They were arguing in if it was either or. It wasn't a heavy argument. It was a conversation of, and I'm like, this is false. like who's the you're listening to bad information right now i should step it i can't mind my own business because this is information is going to spread and then i didn't do my part right because people would be going to call in a spigot right and that's just nuts and they look like fucking morons i still think it's stupid i'm not even though i know it's wrong i'm still going to say spiket i'm not calling a spigot to be fair it's spiket now too like they're both right well it's right

you can't say like oh you're pronouncing that wrong like it's in language yeah but it's like it's saying like it's like southern it's like southern idiots though yeah yeah but it's like it's just saying we'll spell it different because you can't say it right you fucking slack jaw hillbilly so many of you are saying it wrong we're just going to make it a word right i'm not accepting that is the right they've done that with other words i don't want to be part of like they spelled it different because i'm stupid i don't want to be one of the stupids is that this yep there it is and i'll tell you this yeah they put they added conversate now that is disgusting what was used to correct people and say it's converse, and now they just made conversate a word.

So they're dumbing down the English language? Well, we do write the language. We're going to conversate. You know, we're trying to conversate. Conversate is not a word. Well, it was a big day. They tried to find out. They go, are we genuinely, we're not going to ever be able to have black people all go back

to Africa? They won't put it in the dictionary. So wait, they're staying. They're here. So it's a stupid idea. They're never all going to go back to Africa. I guess throw conversate in the dictionary that. All right.

Get used to it. Where do I go anywhere? Wabble-dabble-d-d-l-d-l-d-l. Don't take nothing to show love. So is roof, roof? What are you in? Yes. What you said?

Like R-O-O-F? Yeah, some people say Roof. Yeah. Oh, man, check at that roof. Oh, all right. Isn't it? Yeah. Some people say Roof.

I say Roof. You say supposedly. I mean, that's fine. It's supposedly. Nope. What is it? Supposed. You're not going to get it.

I accepted it. Posily. Bobby. It's. probably going to be in the dictionary now because they make sure that stupid people get their words in too. Funny, I'll go back to Africa. I'll go back. Bobby, why don't you

take your ass back to Africa? I'll go back to. I will. Dude, wouldn't that be the ultimate? If white people all went to Africa? Like, we just dominated Africa. I was like, you know what? Let's just, we've been thinking about it all wrong. If we made Africa. We should all go to Africa. If we all went back and made it

the shit? I say we go back, first of all, we freak everybody out. We go back, like we're going back and we start loading black people into the boats again. They're like, oh, fuck, dude, they're doing it again. And then we were like, no, you guys could have it. You could have America. We're coming this way. As they're loading black people into the boats for America.

Dude. They're offloading white people off of a boat right behind it into Africa. We immediately build Africa Disneyland. Oh, my God. Right? Yes. Africa Cracker Barrow. Yeah.

Aber Bombway and Fitch. Hell yeah, dude. We're all going to wear fucking, like, it's going to be dope clothes made of, like, tiger fur and shit. Abaquanway and Fitchie. Abababwe. Abababwe. Ababwebabwe. That would be great.

The Banana Republic, but, like, actually. Because we need it because we're tigers. Like the actual Banana Republic? Where are you going to? The Banana Republic, a turtleneck. A mottledon. I don't think they have bananas in Africa. Huh?

I think it's, that's a southern thing. like South America you need palm trees and shit Christine do me a favor please and do we have a dump button find that if they have bananas if bananas are in Africa

if they aren't in Africa can we dump this whole bit because then it means I don't like the reasons why I thought there were bananas in Africa I think there are I think bananas are mainly black blue there's bananas in Africa dude

there's as an Africa So just make sure when you tell everybody, When you speak at my funeral, dude, remember, there are bananas in Africa. It has nothing to do with anything else. It's just they grow there. I think it might be more a quater distance than, like. Sorry, dude. I was just making a live show, bud.

I was making an assumption, and you know, when you do that, it makes an ass out of you and me. And I apologize. I've never gotten a banana in Africa. I've never got an African banana. I was going to say, you've never gone to Africa. You don't know that. I do. I was in Africa a couple months ago.

I was in Africa. Africa. Put in the dictionary. It's okay now. I was in Africa. Africa means Africa. That's my accent, dude. I know.

We asked ours. Africa. I was in Africa. It's so funny. The Boston accent is the worst. It's got to be the worst. Worst in Philly. It's hard to pick the accents.

The accents all have their own charm on the guys and sound grotesque. on women. Southern's great on girls. I like it. I love a Boston accent on a girl. You know what I love the best a Boston accent on a black dude? That's good.

I never even hear that ever. Oh, buddy, it's so funny. Because when I go back to Boston, I'll watch the news, whatever, local news, and they'll always interview a black guy. He's like, nah, this guy came over here. And it's like, what the fuck is happening? That is a weird one.

The black guy sounds like a racist. Christine, I take offense to that. Damn. Do you know how your people sound? This fucking guy came over here. It was all dark and shit. It looked like me. Dude, this also will make you laugh.

It sucked so much, and the timing was so perfect on this. This is my weekend of things that have happened. It was since I left. Now... I want to say the first one, I didn't think it was going to be that. That was really good. That was a good one, for sure. The other thing, I just didn't want to harp on because I know it hurt a lot,

but, like, I know it was Wednesday when it happened. But the Sixers really did that humiliating defeat of the Celtics in TD Guard on opening night Whatever dude it was bad seen teams on 100% by the way sixers Whatever two and out it's the beginning dude it is the beginning it's the beginning You're not wrong so many games left you're not wrong yeah I mean it's not baseball It's not football the Sixers have had two major comeback wins and they're two and oh That's unsustainable when they lost that game it made me sick to my stomach because I knew we were coming back Monday and then you forget I forgot about it after the weekend.

I forgot about it after the weekend because the Pat's kicked ass. Drake May, right? He's going to be your guy. He's doing great. He's going to be your guy, yeah. They're kicking ass. That's crazy. Five games in a row.

They're killing it. And he was out last week, and the backup did great too. So they lost two games, the first two games, and then haven't lost yet since. Five in a row. Kickin ass. It's wild. Vabral. Oh, I can't say his name.

Vrabel? Yeah, it's a weird name. Yeah, it's a weird name. It's a weird name. It's a great coach. uh yes so that happened that 60 but then thank god they won that was uh the gods being on my side that night because wednesday was a pretty chaotic day i went you remember i was almost late because i went to go do norton's i did skanks pre-record that i ran to do norton's podcast

yeah norton lives down uh in the area where i did story wars that night so i parked my car in a lot down by norton I took an Uber up here after it and went back down to the story was picked my car up at like whatever it was 10 o'clock at night I go it's one of those underground lots that's a very thin hallway I hate that very thin hallway I got my truck oh I went down there the guy first of I wish all the faith when I parked in it when I was going down I'm like man this is thin the guy kind of stopped me from going in yeah and I was like I bet it's going to be because the truck to be he just goes all full and I went oh okay all right so I started

backing out and he goes how long though and once he sold was going to be like a good amount of time he could make money he was like yeah all right bring it in so I brought it in when he brought it back out for me I got in it I was just uh I turned to go up the ramp I mean in my mind I was already passed like the everything and then I just heard oh no and I was like oh shit I got to the top of the ramp completely and got out of the car and looked at the side and it was just these scrapes straight across the door, the back panel,

the handle and all this stuff. And then there's the thing, there's nothing you can do. This is not the place's fault at all. The guy sees me get out of the car and be like, oh no, no, like pouring water on it, trying to wipe it with a fucking, because it was scrapes.

And, but just the funniest moment of it was like, I'm sitting there and pouring water on it. I'm like, I don't know, this fucking sucks. dude this is so shitty and I'm going through it and then just looking down at him in the booth and he just pushed the button that makes the gate close and I was like it was so infuriating he was doing it but I'm like he didn't do anything this guy is not in fault in any way there's no there's nothing liable in fact they could probably get me on something if I fucked up something down there that I hit who knows but he was just like bye he's like

you got to deal with that but uh that's well it was and Christine found a body shot place that buffed it out. Good. So it's buffed out. It looks good, but it's still a little dent in it, which sucks. But it looks good, though. 2019, they brought the Ford Ranger back. And I had to get on a list to get it.

And I wound up. I had a hunt for it because I wanted this color. I wanted that car. And I got it. And that first three days I had it, I remember driving around just like, I've always wanted a pickup truck. I have a four.

I loved it and I went to Magoobie's and I parked right out front I didn't want to fucking park next I parked out front and the last that was the last show last show Friday night I just killed

and I'm coming out in the bachelor party that was there was in the parking lot and there were fans Bobby came up to my window Bobby thank you so much you made our night so great I'll never forget this man big fan Opie and Anthony

YKWD blah blah I start busting and the, I started doing a roast. Thanks for run through all your accolates they gave each one. You were really great on sex shows and rock and roll. A lot of people say you were the best part ever of Louis.

Law and order. Don't fit long order. Gum. So, dude, I start, I'm, you know, I'm, you know, I'm start, dude, look at this guy. And I'm killing in the parking lot. I mean, annihilating.

They're buckled over. And I'm like, I went, all right, guys, see you later. They were like, hi, man, thank you so much. And I smashed into the telephone pole. And I heard more laughter than I heard all. They just started crack it up. And I was just sitting there. And the guy came over, he's like, he's trying not to laugh.

He's like, Bobby. Dude, you all right, man? You're good? And I was like, is it bad? And he went, yeah, it's bad. And then, bye, everybody. Goodbye, everyone. Dude, I smashed into the fucking ball.

And then Magubis, Andrew comes out. And he's like, dude, so I go, just let me sit here. I sat in my car with my head down. And then finally I had to get out my passenger door because my door wouldn't open. And I sat in the parking lot when the tow truck guy came, these guys don't care at all. He couldn't get my door open. So he just ripped it open. And I saw the paint chip because he had to get in my car.

And he just went, get, snap. And I just went, no. No. And then he just dragged my car in here. The tires. And he dragged it away. And I just, I had it. Oh, dude, it is the worst.

Well, the timing of this was so funny of it happening Wednesday night because I got to Story Wars. Did you put your lights on like a dark light like in morning? Yeah. Your car lights? That's what it was. Oh, man. That's not that bad. Well, it looks better than it is.

But in front of the thing, too, you. It looks like it's like shine, but like it's actually a streak all across. Oh, you got to get that fixed. And then they fixed it. I have a guy. They did it. It's fixed. Oh, it's all done.

Oh, great. Okay, good. There's a, well, you see that dent right there. Dude, I have a guy that will do it for cash. Yeah. Dude, we had a hurricane. Some storm came in one night, and I went out and I tied my, my basketball hoop that Max never used. Because every, any time you have a kid, you've got to get a basketball hoop for some reason.

And I had this thing, and I had sandbag. bags on it and I was like I'm going to go take care of I on and hooked it and did this then I was like I got to take these sandbags off and get new sandbag I took the sandbags off not thinking that that was the only thing and it just smashed it was down on the front of my hood and just fucking leveled my hood to my second Ford Ranger and it was my you know what I mean so I stopped getting Ford Rangers but I went in and and I brought it to this guy and he just did cash nice I like that and bang I paid him whatever it was it was done in a week and it was perfect like it never happened

they're magicians go find a guy go guy can I do this for cash and he'll do it get it fixed you can't have that on your car you can't go to your guy who's the big SNL fan anymore is that more you would have gone to no I would have went there if that was the like last stitch thing it was this like that chart

what did the guy charged like 200 bucks for that yeah it was like cheap well it was crazy it was a crazy difference because he was like I can bluff it out and get it to about 80% he's like if you want to do 100% basically you have to replace this bang this out paint this and the quote for that was 5500 I mean it was such a crazy difference you gotta find one of those guys but he did it for 175 and he said it'll bang out the debt for 250 do it do it do it well it depends do

because if if it's steel they can bang it out if it's I think aluminum they can't something well he already worked on it so I think he saw that whatever it is like he can do it for that so that trucks you you can't have a truck that pretty with lights and the dent and the scratch i know i have to get a i said somebody's changing we're changing the running boards but i'm changing those anyway you're going to change them into the ones that come out no i i think it's dumb to add mechanics to it as possible it's just a unit that they screw on no no i know but like the mechanic like anything i'm mechanical like that you're stepping on like that i feel like when it goes bad it'll suck the mechanics of but i'm going to get metal ones

yeah i want the i want the running boards that go slip under yeah and then they slip out I like those. They look cool. Did you see, no, you have something else, too, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, God. This is my last thing of my weekend of, what am I doing? Oh, I was saying, what was funny about that?

That was when I saw Lewis at Story Wars that night. He came, I just got sideswiped. Again, Lewis is in so many accidents and different, like, fender banners and dings and all that kind of stuff. Yeah. And I mentioned that, too, I go, man, he goes, this wasn't my fault. I go, no, I know. and I saw the damage it sucks

and I was like no I know it's not your fault this one I just like I can't believe just how many things you're in like car things like I really haven't been in an accident since I was a teenager it's crazy and then like an hour later ripped my fucking right across my door and I was like whoa that was like talking about a fucking self-fulfilling prophecy

I'm telling you when I was driving down to Magoobes I literally said aloud I'm so happy I love this car so much I love it And I've never said it again. I've never... I'm emotional with how much I love this thing. I loved it.

I literally remember saying it a lot. Because it was a moment for me, I've never had, I've never had, you know, I've had cool cars that I, that I could get my whole life, you know? I never had a car. I used to buy $200, $300, $300 cars when I was, you know, $17, 18, 19, 20. I would just get a car and fuck. I had cars that I could just leave if it broke down. I could just take the license.

and walk from it you know but when I got that truck it was the first car that I wanted did research on yep and went and got so when I was my Ford Explorer was that to me the first world was like oh I want that car and we got that car yeah and it's like there's a feeling of like I'm doing I'm doing it man I have the a brand new 2019 Ford Ranger you can't get I remember going I love this car I think I told Don I go Don I can't tell you how happy I am with this truck and then And then just watching that guy go, he, he, ping, ping, and just seeing ship getting,

I was like, oh, you know, I told you the thing, that was the week that I got, that explorer that I loved forever, brought it to D.C. to open for Stevo. $40 a night parking, which I thought at the time was outlandish and upset that I had to pay it, valet, outdoor valet lot, windows that opened in the hotel. I've told the story before us. I went through a glass out, bashed my window to piece,

windshield of pieces had safe flight come out and changed the windshield and they did the gas because they just did it wrong and it had a whistle sound for the rest of the time until finally Hurricane Sandy just took that car out of my life anyway so that's talking about a doomed car that was a day

the week I got it someone smashed the windshield out that never was the same again and then a hurricane just swallowed it one day. I think I had it for under two years or like a year and a half or something right yeah if that if I mean you got it yeah you have I loved that car.

I had a bow stereo in it. The first car I had, like, the stereo thumped ever in my life. Everything else I would. When you can look down and it says Bose, there's something like, oh, I got to. I don't know if people fully get that, especially if it took you for a long time to get those kind of things. Like, getting in that, like, I think the truck, no, the, the, what is it, the Jeep always has that Macintosh stereo in there. And one of the screens for the Macintosh are things, they have, like, the, the, the, hurts you know like things that go up so let me just put that on just to be like it's pretty

cool it's cool it doesn't do anything it means nothing it's a great car it really looks cool yeah um did you see my new car car no not a car you see my new car i got this weekend oh i did your mclaren did you like it that's nice i would have gone with different insides why does your body and i let you lie do you hear that no no stupid buffet he's like you know people were actually congratulating me that Dawn purchased you a McLaren Don doesn't have a job people were dumb people thought

there was people that actually there was people that actually thought Skanks was moving to TBS I do people believe stuff I have messages from people going telling me what to do to it like dude now you gotta get this and get that and I was like I didn't have the heart to go bro I didn't get a fucking McLaren

you should have you should have had the heart to say that you should be like hey stupid feel stupid I do. I'm just going to do side-splitters and do it. First of all, guys, the key that I didn't get it, I'm playing side-splitters. I'm not doing the arena, you fucking maniac.

The other thing I want to tell you, we could probably extend this conversation to when our guests come in, too, because these guys may have, and I feel like you, Bobby, might have, Jacob, I feel like you possibly definitely will have a story like this. If he can stay awake. If you could stay with us through the show. If you can stay with us who is going to keep your attitude down. If you can keep your eyes. Yeah, if you turn your attention up and your attitude down. Would be fantastic. But you, Jacob, you may also like me have a story like this or a similar,

or maybe it's done on purpose. Mine's an accident. Can we get Jake a pocketbook? A pocketbook? A handbag? For his birthday, we'll get mom a pocketbook. Yeah, I'm going to get a nice handbag. Stop being mean to us.

You're going to give him a coach. shit um so i per i was at a pharmacy c vs a few weeks ago and while i was waiting in line to get my prescription i just you know you look over see what's with the shelves right there some impulse buy things maybe yeah i saw something that said oh also i've dealt with this is personal this is not very attractive but i'll get like once in a while like a cyst i think i think like a cyst or something between my legs yeah like on the inner thigh too yeah yeah That'll pop up a couple times a year, and it fucking hurts when it does.

And every time it hurts and you go to the doctor, they can't take it out while it's, like, inflamed like that. When it's not inflamed the, you know, the other 360 days a year, it doesn't really bother you. Yeah. You don't think about it. But I was coming off of it just happening. And I was like, so I was looking for different,

you know, I'm always looking for ways to kind of make that better or feel better or get rid of it or something. And I saw a thing that said, all I saw was what this product does and it says end thigh chafe rubbing and things like that you know it's like it's great for skin it's it looks like a deodorant stick essentially and you you put it where your leg meet your dick and balls area looked fantastic and I bought it I started using it and I love it it works really really good my legs just I don't know I just don't feel any like there's any concerns of thigh rubbing it's been a a whirlwind of a wonderful product in my life. And I was putting it on the other day in California. And I looked down at it for the first time. And I go, I've never noticed the name of the brand of this thing.

Mega Babe. It's Mega Babe. It's some brand that's just this is, it's not a thing where it's like, oh, it's a thing, anyone can use it. This is for ladies. Exclusively in a thigh rescue anti-friction stick. by Mega Babe. Yeah. And I'll tell you what, it made me laugh.

Buckle over with laughter about how much I fucking have this thigh rescue stick. And then you know what? I've used it every day since. I'm not going to stop using it. In fact, I think I'm going to keep ordering it. Do you know why? You know why you love it? Why?

Because you're a Mega Bag. I'm a Mega Babe. But how do you go back now? And I was thinking, Bobby, in your pretty days, like there's got to be, feminine products you bought before like flat out girl products I used to at one point I used to use I'd use

girl deodorant I use girl deodorant I use girl deodorant plenty in my life Please get him the The Megabagabag Keychain get him the keychain holder Yes so you can have it with you at all times Looks like a pocketbook

Any area that needs brightening No But my thigh rescue I want the unscented please Oh look they have a guy brand Nope That's a- Mega-Man. That's Mega-Man. Wait a second.

There is a brand, Mega Man. Yeah. Stick with Mega. Let me see it. It's a product by Mega Babe. Yeah, it's just so you don't look like a sissy walking down the street with Mega Babe. I bet it's the same exact thing. I would guess it's the same exact formula.

Yeah, but it just doesn't look like your... Well, do me a favor. If it's the same thing, please continue to order me Mega Babe. Of course. All over. Look at it. Arm pits, waistband, thighs, feet. Feet.

Huh? You heard them? Yeah, feet. You can shave it on your feet. The Leaping Bunny is a cruelty. It's cruelty-free. Nice. How about that?

Clean it. No aluminum, talc, parabins. That's good. Phalates. And no animal-derived ingredients. Let me tell you something. Mega-babe. Mega-Bee.

I'm not supporting Mega-Man. I've never tried it. You're going to Mega-Babab. Mega-Bab. Oh, they got a purple one, Jay. What's Mega-thi rescue? Why is it mega, limited edition? Oh, it's just the...

I think it might be a... The design? Oh, because the girls? Should I get the exclusive limited edition ones? Yes, you're into it. Get them all. Get the pocketbook, the mega bag, pocketbook, the keychain. It's not a pocketbook.

It's a keychain. Well, get that. Wait, does that keychain? Is it hold a mini stick? Yes. Is that what it does? Yeah, it holds a little... I think it's just a key chain.

No. Get me one. Dude, get them, get two. The thigh rescue mini... Maybe it does hold it. It has a mini container. The so-cling holder let you take your... mini everywhere. Oh my God, get me that.

It's the lid. It's the little one so you can bring it with you when you're on the go. Oh, my, and go right on your pocketbook. That will, let me tell you me. I will hang that off I will hang it off of my pocketbook. Of course you will. My little, my little shoulder bag? Yeah. I will have that megababre hanging off the zipper. You'll hang your megababab off your man bag and you'll be all set to go.

And be you go, what is that? I go, it's my thigh friction stick. Thigh rescue. Oh, it's so good, Bobby. Bobby. What? It's so good. I have Irish legs, dude. My legs have never gotten fat.

What? My legs don't get fat. Like, the sheaf? My legs, this is nothing to do. This isn't really to do with fat. I guess the ultimate chafe thing. Yeah. I was going more to try to make sure that fucking cyst doesn't pop back up.

Right. Which can happen. I assume that happens from rubbed. I thought the story was going in the way that you rubbed it on your cyst and it inflamed it more. No. And it became bigger. This is a happy story. CIST is down right now.

It's not a problem right now at all. Probably because of Mega Babe. Mega Babe helps sis. A lot of it has something to do with Megababe. No, I just feel like that's what happens. Like, when it gets like summertime or something, like the rubbing, we'll make it that cyst fucking come up. And it just, I don't even think you could see it that much on the outside.

It just fucking hurts bad. Sure, it's not like an ingrown hair? No, it's a cyst. It's a cyst. Yeah, I've gone to a place. What is a cis? Dead skin. Underneath?

Yeah. Really? Yeah, that's why what's nasty about when you watch pimple popper? stuff and they bust a cyst on like a black guy it comes out it's like it's black oh it's the inside of cyst it'll be black they don't have the same cysts as us it depends how like new or old like the sit you know i mean if it's been like sitting there for a while it turns like because dead skin so it's not like black on black people and white on white people it's just how old it is yes oh it is no no no it is yeah because it's skin oh yeah double check that

what's that you want to jack off bobby and then me okay oh yeah well we probably should why you see jacob fading again yeah gotta keep them up i thought it was like a fluid sac a cyst yeah it's not fluid it's like it there's they break it and there's stuff in it but what's in it it i believe is like it's pus but it's like dead skin what does that say there's skin there's skin cis and pylarsis that have keratin yeah that picks up pro that's that's that the same stuff that's in cylars is what i had on my ass i believe what my upper ass What is that? On my tailbone, my coxics.

You had to, you had a cysts on your... Mostly black people get it, and me. Well, because you hung out with black people your whole life. Turns out. Me and black people have pylar cysts in our lower tailbone. That's how much you internalized the black culture. Justin Silver one time took care of it for me for a whole weekend. He kept putting hot compresses on my ass.

Yeah, because he's... He wanted to. Of course he did. Yeah, he's been dying to do that for years. I agree with you. He did want to. Yeah. It was his treat.

All right, we got to take a break. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.