The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Jay's Wall Splat

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

The Heelys have finally arrived and the guys waste no time in dangerously trying them out on the carpet. Jay gets discouraged and needs a pep talk to brave his new roller shoes. | Jacob reaches a milestone achievement that no one seems to care about. He completed "The Seven Exercises Every Man Should Do." Bobby attempts the pull-ups using trick videography and Jay stretches out into a wall splat and proves the maneuver is worthy of its name. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. Olkerson and Robert Kelly. Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Jiggle, trickle, trickle. Jacob, stop complaining so early in the fucking show. We had to put our fucking heelies on, dude. Chill, bro. Enjoy the bit. Don't poo-poo everything.

Stank face. Well, he did have a rough day yesterday. What happened? I don't know. Do you blow him away? Corilli spilled a full blue moon into his duffel bag. That was fun. Remember that?

Jacob was in their detailing on his hands and knees, like Cinderella. I laughed about that last night. I laughed about it last night. I laughed about it this morning. Yeah. Just picturing you. Still smells like beer. Humiliating.

Smelling yeast on the way home. It's the worst smell from, like fermented beer. Sticks. Sticky. The worst. Correlli did in my podcast last night and he spilled another blue moon. Did he? Yeah, he spilled a whole, a whole cup.

Those big beer cups Maybe he's less blue moons Nah, maybe that He talks too much with his hands And he's not used to sitting down drinking He's used to standing up holding his drink Oh dude be careful I'm not gonna

I'm not gonna be able to do these Tell people what we're doing I'm afraid I'm afraid already Our Healy's came in I'm gonna do a split No dude you got it You got it you know it's like skiing bro

It's all mental I don't know how to ski It's okay Well it's like it's like it's like it's like a crowdwork, bro. If you go up there thinking you can't do it or what if they don't like me

or what if it doesn't work? You go out there and say, fuck it. You got to say, you got it, dude, you're a healier. Have you ever fucked the black guy?

Nope. It's not like crowd work. All right. Dude, it's like fucking cooking stromboli. It's not like cooking stromboli. It's like skating on your heels. I don't know how to skate.

Oh, God. Oh, God. He'll like Correale. Dude, you got this. You gotta be pulled. Have on my heels right now. One heel has to be up in the front toe. Pull me, Paco.

Pull me. Jay, let me read the direction, see you. Wait, wait, wait. I'm gonna go in the heelie's position. Pull me. I'm healing. You're healing. I'm gonna read the directions.

These are terrifying. Try this, ready? Start on a smooth service, flat service with your feet, shoulders wide apart. Feet and shoulders wide apart. No problem. Take a step and push with, your back foot, lift the toes of your front foot so only the wheel is touching.

Wait, shoulder length apart, though, means they're side by side. Well, now you're going to put your other foot in front. Did it say that in the instructions? Take a step and push with your back foot. So you heel up in the front, put your foot in the front. Now push with your back one. I should probably read the next direction too because it's something you've got to do right after that. All right

Make sure you keep one foot In front of the other Usually you're dominant Which is your dominant Am I right dude You're right? Yeah you're going to put it across Jacob's face real quick Real quick

Okay just real quick Jacob stay right there Put the cigarette in your mouth Kha Nice Make sure you keep one foot in front of the other Usually your dominant foot Will be in front

Now you should be smooth rolling Along the floor To stop lift your toes Don't panic and grab things Lift your toes of both feet So your heels are touching So you stop what your heels

What? Hence healy That doesn't make any sense The heels have my wheels in them Yeah but the back heel Doesn't What about my front Where there's no wheel Wouldn't that be great

Just to run out of it? Ready? On Christine left she's sick of it Can you turn the heat down? Dude It's so put Your dominant foot in front with the heel, the toes up.

Dominant in the back or front? Dominant in the... Make sure you keep your, usually dominant foot. We'll be in front. No, in front. Dominant is in front. So, heel up on the wheel. So toe up on that one.

In front. Yep. Now, push off. Have you done helis before? Why you're nodding yes then? Your words of affirmation are not... They're falling on deaf ears. Hey, hey.

What's the fuck did you say to me? He should do. I fucking slap him, too. What do you say? Hang on. Put this cigarette in your mouth. Pucko. Taa!

I keep missing the cigarette. Jacob, do me favor? Do you favor? Put this cigarette in your belly button real quick. Duh! Damn, cigarette's still in there. All right, do it. Ready?

Dominant footfront, toe up. Don't make me fall. I'm not going to. Do you want a little taste before I do this just so you know not to fuck with me? Yeah. Put the cigarette in your ear. Oh, God.

Kay! I missed the cigarette. You missed. But you get the part of it. Yeah, I get it. Okay. Before Bobby read the instructions, he just was doing like imaginary horsey in the studio. Yes.

I don't know why he thought that was how you started. In fairness, he didn't read the instructions yet. All right, ready? Here you go. Now keep your... I think mine are broken. They're not broken. They're fine.

Put your dominant foot up front. What does she come from? She's a witch. She just appeared. You didn't smell the smoke? She's gone. She's there. That's the way women roll.

Did she go into the Healy's box? Ready? Is there magic in here? Dominant foot in front. Toe up. So it's on the wheel. Back foot now. Push off the back foot.

I'm going to hold my walker. You don't need a walker. I need it. Backfoot push. That was it. Did I healie? You healed it. Paco, what size are you?

Nine and a half. Fuck, I was going to say you put on bobbies and see if they work. We're never going to find out if they work. Whoa. I'm gonna have it there. I almost had it, ready? Toe up, dominole it up. Then you go,

whoa, shit, don't put the, don't put the top. I'll move the chair out of the way, so you're not careening into it every time. Oh, somebody doesn't want to get their fucking purse wet again. Look at Jacob moving all the stuff. Toe up, toe up. You're not giving yourself room to send it. I'm getting it.

He's getting it? Yeah. Shut up. Ready? Toe. He knows how to do gay sports. Shooting for the gay Olympics. You're fucking with my confidence.

Ready? Yes. Oh, fuck. Why do you set yourself up a situation where you can't go? What do you mean? You're stopping. Are you building a doll? Why is there just a picture of legs on your phone?

That's a heelie construction. Oh, okay. Tell you where to put your legs. You're not giving yourself any spit. You're doing it, and then you're just crashing into the chair. I'm got it right now. But there's no room. Healy.

Speak to him. Healy, great Healy. I will say Bobby's not holding on to anything. Right. Like some people. Oh, I can't do it. I've given up. That's honest.

Oh, my God. Bobby, you've got to put one foot in front of the other. Could it be the carpet also slowing you down. Down, down. Yeah, we are not on a smooth surface like it says to be. You guys need break dancing boards. We probably need some linoleum. You need to travel with linoleum.

We need to travel with linoleum so we can do this. So we can do our fucking roller break. We can't do it. We can't practice roller braking if we don't have linoleum, dude. And now we're like fucking idiots. Dude, I don't think my old man legs. All the videos they're all on. I don't think my old man legs can handle it.

I think you need more quad. I don't know. I don't think we have a nice. of quad i don't know i'm just gonna walk around the rest of the day in pure fear we should we should back to the uh parking lot in the helies oh we should do but a nice fucking frozen ice in the middle of our things it's fun to like have your wheels though i feel you fucking laughing at me jacob hold the cigarette in your face hold the cigarette your nose okay sorry next time i'll get the cigarette we got hilees and we don't know how to do it

it's very unrewarding i told you what i told you a year Healy's were hard. You're so out of breath. I know, because I tried to healie. And what you do, hold your breath during it? Well, it's hard to healie. Healy's not. Well, it doesn't seem hard for this motherfucker.

Well, let's watch the video. Okay, so that way you got to do it. Come on. Fuck this guy. That's not how it works. We're on a carpet. You can't heal you on carpet, dude. We've got to go downstairs to the...

We've got to go downstairs. Oh, I see what you're saying. We should make this more dangerous. I agree. To the main lobby. We'll go to the main lobby. We'll probably should do the main lobby. Is there carpet out here

Elevator bank on commercial break We could probably fucking We could do from one door to the other I won't make it that far You don't know that because it might be the carpet That's fucking up your confidence All right, let's make a bet And we'll do a 50-50 bet

I make it to the end Or I cry somewhere in the beginning I cry I save wheels on things are stupid I punch an elevator I think it's just the tech We're gonna have to come out In case you need you to hold a cigarette dude

I get wound up Look it there it is You put your dominant toe up Hang on His wheels way back That's not a healy That's it That's the new healy

Look how far back that wheel is Those are the new helies We got the old helies We got the 1998 helies Oh great We got the original helies Well thanks a lot Christine You got us the wrong helies

That's the problem Perfect We got shit helies Yeah we got the old ones They advanced the technology The technologies move forward. Yeah, the new heelies have more balance. You think two wheels would be better for you guys?

I don't like it. Can you do me a favor, James? Seriously, can you do me a favor? Let her hold a cigarette? No, yeah, just put it right in her face. Absolutely. Christine, don't light it because I know you've been not smoking for a long time. I'm very proud of you for that.

Hold the cigarette all quick in your mouth. Kay! Sorry, you can keep the cigarette, though, Tuts. You're going to need it to rinse yourself off. After this right here. Yeah! I'm sorry, I'm wound up. Dude, you thought you were going to heal you today.

You're wound up. I know. And then Jacob just fucking laughed at me. Christine, get over here one more time. Kay! Kooah! Mia! Jacob's still laughing.

I don't like it. It's not helping me, any? I don't like it. Christine, get up. Christine, get the fuck up. I'm going to try one more time. I'm going to look at Jacob. Ooh, he makes me right mad right there.

Christine, take this. Yeah! Oh! Hey! No. It's nothing. I'm still angry. I'm still angry.

You've just never done it before. We're doing it on the wrong surface, bro. That's it. It's carpet. You can't heal it. You think when I can fly on these things is going to be better for me? Yeah, Jay, don't you want a smooth surface so you can go really fast? Jay, don't listen to him.

So, fuck you. Hit him again. All right, Jacob. Here, catch cigarette. Ah! You got to catch it. No, look, catch. Yay!

No, Jacob, I'm going to throw it. You got to catch it with your hand. Okay, two, three, hip. Oh! All right, dude, learn how to catch. I'll come back around later. Give me that cigarette back. I like the new heelies are like regular shoes.

Yeah, like regular shoes. No, these have square fronts. They're front heavy. These are all right. I mean, they're not, like, cool looking, but I mean, they could be worse. Don't they have flames on them? Mine. Yeah, no, Bobby's looks like an asshole for sure.

I mean, those are cool. Definitely. Bobby looks like those only working Guy Fieri restaurants. They're like those shopping carts that they lock once you get away from a fucking guy Fierries. Wait, and J.R. You're just camo? Yeah, I should have got the camo. You should have got the camo.

Camo and flames. Come on, guys. That should be our new nicknames. That's our healing nicknames, camo and flames. Cammo and flames. Yeah, Cammo and flames. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah.

We could do a movie where we don't have Harleys. It's not Marble Man and Jack Daniels. What was it called? Wild Hogs. Not Wild Hogs. Harley Davidson and the Marble Man. We're Healy and Flames and Flames and Flames and Flames and Flames and Flames. I think healy's.

Do we solve crimes on Healy's? But we could be the Wildhogs. We'd definitely be wild. That's what they'll call us behind our back at the office. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Flames and Cammo coming?

He goes, oh, you're being the wild hogs? Yeah. They're coming. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. They think they look pretty cool in those Healy's. I've had, here's what's bothering me. It's bothering me a lot.

You have wheels on your feet? No. That's just dangerous? It's that I had a vision in my head. Whoa, you had visions too? It was different. Oh. This is a turn that these visions are impossible. You could have a home invasion that you're unaware of. Yeah. That could happen. I thought that as soon as we got these, it was going to be, I was going to go to Story Wars after this tonight and Healy into the room.

Everyone was going to be like, oh, shit. And then skanks on Monday, they're going to be like, that was like a one-time thing. when we walk in. Everybody claps when we walk in. It feels very nice. They clap and I'm just moving like a fucking Spike Lee movie on a dolly, just like the world's going

beside me and I'm fucking healing in. Yeah. A dream is not dead. It's not dead. It's not dead. We have to change texture. I'll go outside into that bank with you, the elevator bank with you. Yeah.

And I will try to healie. Bobby, I'm telling you I'll give everything I got. I'm telling you, strong chance. I'm not able to come back on air afterwards. Okay. I'm going down, I'm going down hard. I don't know how to do it and I'm going to get scared.

I'm going to say mean things. This is the negativity. I'm going to call everybody assholes. You're all assholes. Jacob, if you snicker, I swear to go. Take this fucking cigarette right now. Hold it. Kay!

Nah! Give me that cigarette. Wait, take it back one more time. Tay! You just kicking with your haley? Yes. Oh, my God. That's dangerous.

I know. I hope the blood doesn't make me skid. I'm telling you right now, we got it. We got it. You got it. You got it. You know you got it. That's what I'm trying to get you to think.

We got it. I got it. We have a sticker on the bottom of yours. You're going to die. Buddy, we're Cambo in flames. You have a sticker on the bottom of your shoe. You're going to fucking... I'm not going to die. You're going to slide on this. There's no traction. Paco, can you take that sticker off my shoe for me? Do I have a sticker also?

Paco, can you get that for me? Thank you, Paco. Oh, my God. This is probably why I couldn't do it before. Try it again. There was a sticker. Well, we know, hang out a little bit. Why is it so hard to get the... We're already sitting there. It is a two-part process. Oh, thank you, Paco. Appreciate that. He'll be a little.

having a little Filipino gungadin. I wouldn't have made him do that if we went anywhere in these except for this room right here. Hey, Paco, pull the city off my shoe, please. Paco, sit down. Why are you standing? That's how he likes to fucking operate, dude. You know what?

Squat. There you go. Speaking of. Yeah? Speaking of squatting. Speaking of squatting. Apparently, I heard this today on Skanks, the inventor of the squatty potty, child pornography.

Really? Got a call with childhood porn. Christine, fact check it. I want that little boy to come in my face. I want that little boy to come in my face. I'm talking with the headphones on here. I want that little boy to come in my face. I sure do.

You missed it. Here we go. Alleged Utah Child Predator and creator of the Squatty Potty indicted after allegedly receiving child sexual abuse material. That's hot. Abuse? Yeah. I mean, if you're going to watch it, right?

Yeah. I mean, you got to see the dark stuff, right? Yeah, you're not going to dip your toes in that. You're just going to jump right in the lake. Yeah. You want to watch somebody be beheaded or shot real quick? And you go, I guess beheaded. Yeah.

You don't know if I have to watch somebody die. Like, show me the one that I'm going to go. I shouldn't have ever seen that ever as the words I've ever seen. I don't want to be okay with it. The guy got shot real quick. Like, oh, that sucks. Take a boy. What do you have to do?

It's a good product. You're going to try to... I don't agree with it's a lifestyle. Good product. Oh, the product. Yeah. I have two. Yeah, dude.

We all have one. Yeah, but you... That doesn't mean we support... That's exactly what it means. You mean, you support a product that was meant to keep assholes clean. Well, here's the thing. There's a thing. He invented it.

He invented it by cleaning little kids' assholes. So children can reach the toilet. Yeah. He had a kid to his house that had their feet dangling when they were talking. taking shits. Yeah. He goes, it's for adults,

but, you know, also if kids need to climb to the toilet, you know, but holes and pussies clean. I was getting freaked out

seeing the little feet dangle when I was cleaning their assholes of their Cheerios. Yeah, gross. Stop reminding me you're not of age. That's so funny

if he really did come up with that, just molesting kids. This is a good idea. Yeah. That's a great idea. You go clean yourself up. They're like,

I can't get to the sink. Like, well, here's a little stool. Hey. Whoa. Wait a second. And they do say the Japanese figured out shitting better than us. They didn't, by the way, Paco.

Sorry. I know you're Chinese, but the Japanese people didn't figure out shitting because they squat over a fucking hole in the ground. That's insane to do that. In the middle of your fucking workday. The way you're supposed to shit. Yeah, it is the thing. It is how you're supposed to shit if you're Tarzan.

No, we shit like that for thousands of years. Yeah. That's the way we're supposed to shit. No, it's not. You're not supposed to sit and shit. Are you the Swiss family Robinson? Why? Because your body was meant to squat down

And that's how your intestines And your asshole opens up better Oh, I didn't realize Gilligan Why would you possibly Shit like that? It's a shit like that. That's 100% the way he's supposed to shit Oh, okay

Yeah Shut up, Jacob Position's a butthole Yeah What do you come at me sideways Do you hold a cigarette, Jacob Hey! This guy's on my ass today

I can't stand him. I fucking hate him. He's up my ass today. Yeah, and his face is a little smirk. She's giving you behind your bag. Yeah, squatty potty. Anatomically. Yeah, yeah, but it's stupid.

It is dumb. You look like a maniac. Squatting completely down the piss like a catcher. No, that's... What do you mean? Well, who are you shitting in front of? No one. It's just...

It still seems stupid. It does seem. Just do a full knee bend all the way down. I don't think it looks bad. I think it looks cool. I flew to Japan. My dog's assholes further from the ground than that. No, your dog hunches over.

For sure, but the shit still fucking comes out further than what they're recommending, I do. Yeah, but you have a whole big shit in. Huh? When I went to Japan and I got to the, we got to the airport, I had to take a big shit, and I went into the bathroom. What were you in Japan for? Nationals?

No, no, it was regionals. Oh, okay. Regional, healy. No way. You're a ringer of this whole fucking time? That's where I got my nickname Flames. Oh, sucker. Oh, these are...

Oh, these are... These are your old fucking skate shoes. These are the ones I got when I won the championship. What are those are the Bobby brand? Those are the Bobby Kelly's of Healy's? I'm sponsored by Healy, do it? It's like a fancy ball player. You didn't get the new Bobby Kelly's?

Oh, dude, they're great. The Bobby Kelly Fours. Yeah, I went into the bathroom. They had just had a hole in the ground. And I didn't. There was no directions or anything. They have the best toilets. Though they, I went a while ago, they had, they wanted.

up having regular toilets down the end of the stalls. Did you lay flat on the ground? But I just went into the first one I had to shit so bad. I actually go fully naked. Do you think it was a glory hole? And you just fucking fuck the ground, put your wiener through the ground, waiting for someone to suck your dick upwards. I understand you getting naked for that because if you're going to squat,

like how do you know the shit's not going to shit right into your pants? I couldn't figure it out. So I actually took all my clothes off. But I didn't really, I don't know why I took my shirt off. That was a little. You wouldn't let it breathe, dude. That was a little gay. Go with situation breathe.

Did it feel like cool, though, like having a... No, I was fat as fuck at the time. It hurt every bone in my body to squat down like a fucking water buffalo. Yeah. Yum. I didn't like it at all. Yum. I do shit outside when I go camping, though.

You find a tree. You dig a hole at the bottom of the tree, and then you lean up against a tree and kind of slide down. You use the tree as like a little seat. And then you squat down and shit in the hole. Then you wipe your butt, put the toilet paper on the hole, and then you cover the hole with dirt. Thanks, Bear Grills.

Why don't you tell me the most basic thing of starting of camping? You don't know that? You didn't know how to shit in a... Where I think of shit? With the tree? Yes. You knew the tree part? You can make a lean to for it.

That's not a lean to a lean to a lean to a tree. We can make the kind where you hang from where you hold on to the thing on the tree. Of course you can. What do you mean? Where you can hang like a thing around the tree or you could hold on to while you get to a tree to take a shit. So you don't just have to lean with your belly. I don't like when you saw something and made you knowledgeable.

You have to know it. It's not knowledgeable. I wouldn't know how to do it or I'd have to look it all up completely again, but... You can also... I know you're supposed to bury your shit when you shit out in the woods.

I've watched enough cult documentaries. You don't have to bury... You don't have to bury... Oh, God! Jesus Christ! What are you, Corilli? Yes. It keeps spilling you coke.

It keeps blending in with my... You don't have to bury it. If you're going to stay there for a couple days, you could leave it open. Why would you do that ever? Well, you're not going... You'd go back there and take a shit. You want to be around your Duke again?

She sprinkle a little dirt on it. Go back and visit it? Like parmesan cheese on pasta. You're an animal. Why do you want to do this with your family? The apocalypse isn't coming. We're fine. I can't.

Don't would never do it. What? Take a shit in the woods. No? No. She made me get a... I wanted to get one of those compost toilets for the tiny house. We have to like every 30 days to take a bag of shit out and empty in the woods.

What the Christ is wrong with you? Because it was easier. It came with a compost toilet. And if I get a regular toilet, I have to get a... I have to get a well. I had to get a septic tank. And that's like, you know, $30,000. So I had to spend the $30,000 to get a well in a septic tank for this fucking

prima donna. Because she didn't want to shit. She won't shit in a bag. All right, princess. My bad. I thought we were rough. Oh, Dawn wants to shit inside. Okay, princess.

Jeez. I don't realize I was talking the fucking the queen of England. I was trying to get one of the outdoor parties. They have a concert, so you can rent those. And they come and clean it once a week. Yeah? So you can just put it out by the house, and then you go and piss and shit in that. And then once a week, they'll come and suck it out.

You have to wave the guys who suck your shit out. You have to tip them $100? Hey, here's your Christmas bonus. Jay would tip those guys $300 a week. 100%. 100%. Hey, guys, suck my dukes out. Somehow this is where your life ended you.

Do you have a shit in one of those? and you hear it hit another shit just full point. I can't think if I've ever shit in a porta-pot. I must have it. Oh, I have. I must have at one point, but I can't remember.

I shit. Where I go fly-fishing in, up in New Hampshire, there's a pond I fly-fish on. And they have an outhouse up there for the people hike and stuff. And I took a, oh, it's so bad.

I took a shit in it and a spider crawled up on my thigh. I wouldn't put myself in a position where I'd have to shit in an outhouse. You know what I mean? I just wouldn't be in the position. Yeah.

Or I would have found myself in a position where I'd have to use an outhouse. You know what I mean? Car ran out of gas, desert. That's why I would never go to a festival where you have to stay there in a tent like an animal. And then have to shit in an outhouse. Yeah. Where they're not changing it for the whole weekend. I've done it.

I shit on a bus, a Peter Pan bus. That was terrible. You guys did it. I actually dropped my friends. He gave me these glasses. these, remember the Spencer for hire glasses? Sure. Remember those?

They were in for a minute. He goes, dude, you can borrow those, but you got to give those. They're very expensive, so you give them back when you come back to Boston in a couple weeks. I go, oh, yeah. And I was on the bus, and I was taking a piss, and they just fell off my neck into the toilet. And they're like leather sides, right? Yeah. It's like the leather on the sides?

No, they're like gold. They look like gold, and they, I don't know if it had leather on the side. I thought the whole thing was like they kind of come across the sides, too. They kind of wrap around. Yeah. Not Spencer. Hawke. Spencer.

I know what you meant. They fell in. I looked in the, I looked, I was just staring into the blue shit thing. And then I heard the guy go, pulling into Penn Station, I just stuck my hand in. And I felt a nugget hit my knuckle. Oh, my God. Bobby. Bobby.

You now officially can't have washed your hands enough to have ever touched Jacob. And he now knows you've given him whatever you have. It was my left hand. Jacob, don't worry. It was his left hand that he touched his own dokey with. It wasn't my dukee. I was just peering.

It was someone else's dokey. And then I called my friend, I go, dude, you don't believe what I did to get these glasses back. He goes, I got those at a gas station. They weren't even expensive glasses. No, Hawk was the character on Spencer for hire.

Spencer for hire. Oh, I got to take my leg down. My helies are heavy. Are they? Yeah, they're not a... I don't feel heavy. They hit. I'm sweating.

I'm so afraid to do this. I'm going to eat shit. You know, you got to stop it. Your words are your magic. Use better words. Repeat after me. Universe. I can healie.

Can healie. By divine right. By divine right? In a perfect way. In a perfect way. Give me the ability to healie. Give me the ability to healie. Like a professional healier.

Well, come on. That's just now when I... Like a good healier. I can healie. Like somebody that can healie. I can healie. Like somebody that can healie. I can healie.

I can healie. I can healie. I can healie. I can healie. I can healie. I can healy. I can healy. Put it in my mouth.

In my motherfucking mouth. Okay, okay, put it in my mouth. Oh, Jacob, you're just gonna nod? Fuck, I know that song. I know that song. Hey! Yay! You missed.

Oh, shit. Cigarette's still there. Fuck. I think is indestructible. I think you got this, dude. You just got to change the way you're thinking. You're thinking you can't do something. You've got to think you got it.

You're a healing. You've done it before. Vision yourself. Close your eyes. Now see yourself healing. You see it? Down the street. I'm in the elevator bank.

You're in the elevator bank. And you go from one side to the other. One side to the other. And then you go back. I'm up. I stay up the whole time. I stay up the whole time. And then you go back to the doors.

Bobby. Yes. I see it. You see it? You're there. Wait a second. What? I smashed into the door.

No, you didn't. Oh my God. DJ Who kid. Guerrilla Nems and a Wu-Tang clan of blacks is there. We're all pointing and laughing. Oh, that lady from the black station is laughing at me with an Erica Bob Dew hat. Oh, the political, the politics guys laugh. They're all laughing at me.

Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Jay. Yes. Snapbot You know what? What? Put this cigarette in your mouth. Okay.

Yeah! Yeah! Uh! Well, you didn't hit the cigarette. Sorry, dude. I missed. I keep telling people it's not easy to hit the cigarette. It's not.

It's not, right? Especially on Healy's. It's tough in Healy's. It's tough to throw those kicks. It's not easy at all. I know. Usually have better... Usually have better aim.

You dress like you Healy? Oh, yeah. You look like a healier. I came in today believing that I would have already... already healyed by now and figured out how to really make all entrances by way of healing yes you had a lot of confidence when you ordered we gotta get on slipperier surface oh god what you need we need no friction that's right Christine's already counting her cups sports arena collectible cups

we could really we could really let's call Gill on this I bet he says give it a Whirl. It's supposed to be a whirlwind for that guy. Yeah, we could really get hurt on these. Why are you shaking? Have you seen people get hurt? Do you have a healy story we need to hear? No, you guys are just older. What?

Fucking Jay. Take care of this. Take care of this. What does it mean? We're just older. So we're going to get hurt? Insult them on microphone. You're just...

I don't know if you guys have the leg coordination and strength to be able to hold yourself up. Oh, really? Do you have the coordination to catch the cigarette? Hey, Paco, catch this. Kay! Fucking asshole. He really stinks.

You really just knows how to hurt somebody deep. Pick yourself up. He looks like a goddamn fool now. He just did a kip-up. He did kind of hit the cigarette, though. And that when I did a little bit, hit the cigarette. Can you Healy? You just believe...

But you think you just can. But you think you just could. You think you can. I don't think I can. Do you... No, I don't believe whatever this horseshit is, this tone you have now. I don't believe it either. I don't believe it at all.

Why don't you try my helies on? They'll fit you more. I'll try them. Okay. What size are you? I'm a 10 and what are you? I'm nine and a half. You got a little small ding ding ding.

He's got a little small ding ding, yeah. Yeah, a little big. Baco. Can I, uh... He had his shoes off, by the way. Shoes off, ready to go. He's been wanting this moment since we put him on. Man, you really do make him...

Open your eyes. Work for it. I don't know why I'm uncomfortable when Paco serves Bobby like this. of his Bobby like this. I'm not. This is the way it should be. You're taking his shoes off for him. Well,

it's like, well, I'm taking him to a comic's roadhouse. Wait to see what he does up there. Oh my God. Full body rub. Yeah.

Well, after the Friday show, isn't there a mail review always? Yeah. It's me and Paco on stage. Pock, you should jump on the mail review. Can I announce a personal achievement? Yeah. You just smile for a whole hour?

No, today. You got the beer out of your backpack? I haven't made it to that part. Did he get on everything? Neither of those everywhere. Flew playing finally worked and the rats are gone. It went inside the wheel of the mouse that I had bought on my own that I really love. It's kind of sticky now.

The mouse doesn't, it doesn't wheel properly. It went everywhere. Pete didn't get it. Pete's like, what's he doing on his knees? He's like, fucking cleaning it out. Oh, what? Getting a Belgian, a Belgian artist in ale? It was a wheat beer, which made it worse.

Oh. It's so hoppy. It's pure. It's like barley juice just fell into your bag. Buddy, I saw it just pouring into his backpack. It was miserable. Oh, please let him. Oh, he fucking can heal it.

It's the carpet. Well, here it's the carpet for Paco. It's the carpet. It's the Asian blood in him. He just healed. He's healing. He's healing. Do, de,

da, da, da, da, da da da da da da. He's just healing all over the studio showing us. He can do everything. Oh, God. He just did double piece signs, helium. Paco, go climb the building like the guy on Netflix. No help, no straps. Paco, go to the lobby and Healy and the slippery pots.

See if you can do it on the slippery part. Yeah. You'll take him out there, Black Lou? Take him out there, Black Lou, and see if you can do it. Should Jacob go to that? If he smashes through that window. It's a lot of ethnic alone out there. Should we send him Jacob or something to?

I wanted to tell you my personal achievement. Oh, sorry. Oh, my apologies. I thought we nailed it with what we said. No. I completed Jeff Cavaliers seven exercises that a man should be able to do. Yes! I don't know what that means.

Well, it's not just the exercises how many you can do. Okay, go ahead. What is it? Why, you're already trashing it? I'm not trashing it. I'm not trashing it. It's a comedy show. You want me to feel good.

Thanks, Jay. But you want me to smile. That's the complaint. Oh, well, you're supposed to smile with the jokes we make about your stupid accomplishment. I do. Well, because I'll tell you why, because you're looking at us. Like, I know it's in your brain. Yeah.

Oh, they're fat. That reminds me. Yeah, that's what it is. Jay shirts too. That's what I've been thinking all day. Jay's shirts too tight. Yeah, Bobby. You're my shirt's too tight, Lou?

No, it was, it was... No, I like it. Paco that said that you guys are old and I'm feeling like I'm your age. Yeah, but I'm... Yeah, but you're smirking at us like you know we can't do your little accomplishment. It's a bit of that. You're my age. But you don't want to know what my...

Slow down. Slow down. Sorry, Jay. Who's my age? Bobby. And you're almost there. No, no, no. How old are you?

48. How old are you? How old are you? Age is whatever you feel. How old are you? As in his late 50s. Is he, you're late 50s? No.

No. Oh. Early 50s. You're my age. Yes. If you're 55. Yeah. Okay.

What's wrong with that? Bobby's not 55, though. I'm 55. That's what I said. Oh. Pull up. I'm not. I know.

What the fuck? I thought you were 53 or 54. I'm 52. I said 55 just so he'd say 55. That's what I wanted to say. That's what I thought you were doing. Yeah. Yeah.

Bobby's 52. You're 55. That's what I am. I'm 50. What are you? He did it, unbelievably, huh? No, he didn't. Let me see.

Oh, fuck him. Did he? Be da-da-pah-pah-pah-ba. Wow. They look so fun. Oh, on the wheeze. Paco is getting us snacks. He's riding around on his healy's.

Godzilla. It's easy to have your balance when you have a tiny Asian penis. Cahmatra. Sorry, Paco, our dicks must be knocking off my balance. Yeah, it's our big helmets. It's our fat guy nuts. Probably my big fat American cock. Probably my fucking round eye, fucking bulbous cockhead

that's dragging me to one side or the other. Your tiny little mushroom Asian uncircumcised pecker steers you better. So, I mean, congratulations, you can heal you, but your wean, remember? Yeah, but girls can do it too because they have vaginas like you. Yeah.

Really bothers me. Complete jealousy. You little dick asshole Helian In the mahealis You're doing everything I wanted to do He did exactly what he knows I want to give double P signs When I go through

He knew double P signs That goes with your guy Camo man Cammo because you give the peace signs Right Yeah I'm gonna have a lighter on both hands Yeah

Just have flames Dude you should have fucking bottle rockets Yeah You should have Roman candles Just come behind Hold them behind you Just propel you forward I would do that

I would hold Roman candles to propel me forward while I kept shoulder length apart. Don't Roman candles just go fung. Yeah, but it'll propel us on our heels if we keep our heels. Then I don't have to go one foot in front of the other, which seems like a ridiculous thing. And I've known it's always the thing. But now that I've tried it, it seems like a ridiculous way to do it.

Paco has fireworks on them all the time, right? Paco. Well, I know when he's not here, he's always working at his illegal fireworks. For his uncle? Yeah, Route 66. It's a pretty staple attraction to this point when you're making yourself Western way. All right, Jacob, what are your seven things?

Oh, yeah. This is according to the fitness god, Jeff Cavalier. Can we guess what they are? Hang on, Paco and Black Lou are out of the room. Jacob is accomplished doing the seven exercises that a man should be able to do by Jeff Cavalieri. Just Cavalier. Jeff Cavalier, the owner of the Cleveland Cavalier.

Can we guess what they're going to be? Sure. I say push-ups is one. Yes. Pull-ups. He calls them hands-free push-ups. That's called the worm. You go all the way down to the ground.

Hand-release push-ups, which is a funny name. Oh, I bet is what he calls it. What do you do? Hand-release push-ups. I laughed at that name, too. Oh, I didn't realize these are partner workouts. Go on. You have to do at least 40.

You have to do 40 of those to be a man. Then you achieve hand release. Then you achieve hand release. Okay. Well, this is a reward at the end. I could probably do all of these. 15 pull-ups, which I finally broke today. Hand release.

No hand release. Okay. 15 pull-ups, it's tough. 15 pull-ups straight. So at this point, you're blue balling. What's next? None of those. Kip up.

No, you got to do all the way down pull-ups, not bullshit pull-ups. Why are you looking at me when you say that? Because you do bullshit pull-pull-ups? What the fuck? I don't even do pull-ups. I can't do any pull-up. If I can do a bull-up. If I could do a bullshit pull-up, I would cry in front of people.

I would fall in the ball and cry in front of people. And then there's a chance I eat a gun that night because I'm just like, that was it. Probably a better chance you have some stromboli. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then eat a gun after it anyway. Next one. I bought a pull-up. I bought a pull-up bar for my gym and I put it up.

Just to make your doorway list high? I couldn't do one pull-up. I just took it down. It's on the floor. No, you dead hang for two minutes, which is tough. I could do that. I did that at the fucking Jersey Shore this year, $100. No way.

I did three minutes. You did three minutes? Jay was there. Three minutes. That's very impressive. I stopped watching. I also started like 10 seconds late. My arms were screaming.

Not Bobby. What were they screaming? I'm gay. What were they screaming? Get me off this thing, get some cock in here. Hey, dude, I'm supposed to be used for release. It's a little. It's a side plank, I guess Christine Brown, but side plank, but your leg is up.

I don't know why that fitness model leg is not up. Do you have to do it staring at this guy? How long? How long? 30 seconds on each side. I can do that right now. I can do that right now. No problem.

Okay. Side plank, with the leg up? Can't do it. It's not audio. Yeah, dude. You always yell us. Neither was the kip up. Yeah, you have to do a kip up?

No, I'm sorry, the wheelie, the healy. Yeah, we talked through it. Yeah, we talked through it. We talk while you do it describe it. I can talk while you do it described. I guess he's could. I could talk while you do the entire work, are you saying? I can't do the pull-up, so don't have a pull-up bar.

That's true. All right, but without the pull-ups, we'll say. You know what you can do? What you can do, listen, I know we're live right now. Play a song or something, Lou? Okay, are we off air? You can go below the table and for the cameras and then just keep popping your head up like this and your chin,

and it'll look like you're doing chin up. So I have a good idea. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, how many other I got to do? Fifteen? I can do 15 of those. All right, we'll come back live now. Okay, everybody.

Hey, that was the Olympic theme by the Olympics people. You're listening to the bonfire, Faction Talk, Sirius, XM 103. Bobby's getting ready to crank out these pull-ups here. And, okay, Bobby, you know what? All the way down, dead hang, all the way down to a dead hang. Okay, he's gone. Oh, oh, headphones falling off. He's unshaken.

He's moving. He's cranking four, five, six. Oh, he did a number. hands one he did a hands free one no one thought he could do it looks like a he's catching himself complete it full Bobby that one was in full extension one more full extension drop it out you did it dude okay next uh single-leg wall sit no problem single-leg wall sit Bobby's no not Fonzie you're doing great okay how long's you have to it for how long for

how long for Jacob I'm clocking them 15 16 17 17 18 19 19 20 I think 35 is the world record 23 24 25 26 Bobby come on 28 29 30 30 you're tied 31 32 32 33 33 34 23 okay next The best one is fun I want That is the old man test. 69. Flying 69?

The old man test. Paco get over here. The flying 69. The flying 69. Yeah. So he has to make Paco finish while he's holding him up in the air in his mouth. Yes. Upside down.

Flying 69. Okay, here we go. Get your legs up. Bobby? Bobby. Yes. And this is your last event. And that's why I need you to dig deep.

Dig deeper than you've ever dug before. Okay? Yep. You've got this so good. Get in there. It's a little tiny cock in your mouth. mouth. Film it from the waist

up, uh, black lus, so it looks like Paco's in the air. His face fucking him. How long? Jacob, how long? He's at 25 seconds. 30. 6. 27. 28. 29. 30. Go for the record. 31.

32. 32 seconds. Of flying. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, are you full? Don't worry. He'll burp in a little bit and you'll be hungry again. Oh! Chinese weiner, Joe. That's right. Don't forget your chopsticks. Snoop's dog's doing the Olympics now, so I can say whatever I want.

The next one is the old man test. Bobby, that was chow fun. Thank you, Paco. All right, what's next? The old man test is a fun one because it's not about strings, more about your balance. Oh, is that how long you'd hold the N on the N-word? You said it's the old man test.

I can hold it pretty long, dude. One time I held it for an entire emptying out of an airplane. One time I held it for an entire deplaneing. I've been holding it in since I started doing this show. You thought you had tinnitus, but it's just the low hum of an N, a sustained end? Oh, God, my helies keep coming off my seat. What is the old man test? What is that?

That one is you take your socks and sneakers off and you have to balance on one foot. You chase blacklow off you're going on? No, yeah. I'll keep thinking a funny one. I chase it. You have to balance on one foot and put your socks on your sneakers and tie your sneaker on balancing on one foot. No problem. And then put that foot down and then do the other one.

That's how I put my shoes on every day. It's insane. I do that every day. That's how I put my shoe on. It's incredibly easy. It shows balance. I have crazy balance. Let's see it, Jay.

to see the old man test then well not for healing because of my big fat enormous bulbous cock yeah but i think for uh the shoe thing for sure i'd like to see it let's see it jay let's see you do it and it's not a leading against the wall no no no you have to stand on one leg yeah you got this and then pick your socks off the floor you did this put them on and then put your pick your sneaker off the floor put it on and tie it and then switch foot feet and do that and what did you get at the end of this Nothing, I was all alone. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Why do I want to hang myself? That's why I came in to share it with somebody. It's the saddest thing. There wasn't even an applause. Nobody knew. Do you think he still turns around to tell somebody and realizes every time there's no one there? You think he finished?

And he goes, 15's chin-ups. Can you... Oh. Just a plate of turkey meat loaf? I think he has a mirror in his house. with somebody painting out where his face just goes in and it's another outfit

and he talks to that person. Why don't you let a neighborhood cat's? I can't do that. You're not allowed in your building. I don't like cats. You don't like cats. We've discussed. I'm allergic.

You don't like a nice blue-moon beer in your bag and you're like cats. Maybe pigeons like Mike Tyson. Maybe you could fly pigeons on your roof. Have you thought about flying pigeons? I got one for you. Ants. Get an ant farm.

Ant farm. Yeah. Why? Have you thought about conducting a flea circus? We'll get you a little styrofoam hat. It seems to diminish my accomplishment today. We didn't diminish your accomplishment. I just want you to be able to share with someone.

Wouldn't it be great turnaround? Sharing it with the nation. Hey, blinky, pinky, stinky and winky, all of my aunts. You can hear them talking back. I know you guys would be. proud of me. Normally, I wouldn't say, I'm sharing it with the whole nation now.

Absolutely. Isn't that? If I'm telling you, people are going to be way more stoked when you get that flee circus going. Oh, hello, everybody. Come on, come all, and see the amazing fleas as they leap and fly.

One gets cut in half. Two die. One goes on a dog. None of them listen. Speak for the crowd, fleas. That's right, that's right. It is going to be a good show.

This is a good crowd flees. Jacob's a flea. It's, well, good for you, dude. Wait, there's still more exercises. There's more exercises? There's one more, but it's fine. What's the last? I want to hear it.

Well, the last one is tougher than I think. They didn't make the goofiest one the last one, where you have to stand and tie your you and put you, that's not the last one? That's the second to last. You don't have to do it in order. No. That should be the last one. Then you just walk up to the mirror and go, Jacob. Thumbs up, kid. The last one kind of look like, you look like a jerk off. Jacob. You're facing the wall. Wall splat? I take it down to ass the floor. I take wall splat down, ass to floor. Let's see it. Big shot.

What is wall splat? Explain what wall splat is before you do it. Raise your hand. You feed as close to the wall as possible and then do it. a squat. So legs got to go out to the side. I'm trying to remember. Jeff Cavalier does it raise that. I got to look at it.

He's got to go to the side. You can't go. Wallsplat test. Wall splat. I thought it's when you see how far from staying away from the wall, your cumm would still hit the wall without hitting the floor first.

That's what I call the wall splat test. I guess we grew up in different neighborhoods. Oh, he's going to do his wall splat. You do, he does his wall splat, and you do yours wall splat on him while he does it. The fuck was that, Jacob? You can't do it right now? No, I mean, I said it takes a while.

I fell over a bunch of times. Yeah, you really want to be a man, have Paco behind you when you do that. Here we go. Oh, you can't do it. I'm wearing boots. No, his knees are touching the wall. This guy's knee, is this Jeff Cavalieri?

Yeah. His knees are touching the wall, Jacob. They're like brush the wall. I don't know what the fuck Bobby's doing. I did a wall splat. You were shaking it tremendously. Was that a wall splat? Am I crazy?

Can I not do this? Are these pants fucking... Oh, I'm on heelies. Jay forgot he was on helis. He tried to do a wall splat on helies. That would have been a real wall splat. You got to take a helies off. Have a scary shame.

All right, Jay is walking up to the wall, facing the wall. I don't know if these jeans have enough give. You should take that chain off, too. No. Maybe attach it to the wall as like a safety. precaution everything. All right, Jay's facing the wall. His feet are as close to the wall as possible.

Right. Now put your hands up. Like this. And now squat. All the way down. All the way. And then go up. You're pretty far down now.

Oh, shit. Jay just fell. Jay just fucking fell on his fucking number. Jay, that's what happens. No healy's. No healy's. Get that on video, Lou. I'm so happy.

That's all fucking camera. That's so great. I came up too fast. You just disappeared out of the shot. Don't do it again. Don't do it again. What's the matter with you? You have to be a little closer.

Your legs have to be a little closer. Closer together. Closer together. Yep, there you go. Right there. Now, squat. All the way down. All the way down, right?

And now put it in your mouth. That's pretty good. Not too fast. That was pretty good, man. Oh, man. I hope on this one you just see me banish. Oh, we do. Yeah, you do.

Dude, I've never seen you fall like that in my life. How would you have? You just, you wiped out. But the funny part, you see the chairs just spread apart. You tried to grab onto everything in the studio. I was laying on Paco's feet. That was good. That was pretty good.

Yeah, this is... I know I can do it, but I was the only one who ate shit doing it. It's a whole balance thing, man. Yeah, listen, we're Healy. which is a different set of muscles. You know what I'm saying? I have pretty decent balance. I can do the thing sometimes when you like sit cross-leg just like in the air.

I think you could do the old man. What is it? Like put your foot on your knee and kind of bend down. You can do that? I feel you could do the old man test because that looked like you could do the old man. You can't do the pull-ups. No, the old man test is balancing on your leg. Yeah, I can do that.

It's just putting your socks and sneakers on. Prove it, jerk. I could do that. I'm going to do it on helies. Oh, you know. Yeah. I was aged on heelies and not to eat shit in socks. Well, congratulations, Jacob.

Thank you. That's all you wanted. I wanted. Jacob wanted. If somebody who knows Jeff Cavalier heard this, maybe for it to get the Jeff Cavalier would. You think somebody's going to. To know that. DM?

Oh, God, this is sad. This is the saddest thing ever seen. You want the guy to know, not even chicks. I want them, too. But you want him first. You got to really check on what's going on. Well, Bobby. Lost a spike in the fall.

You lost another spike? Another spike came off in the fall. I thought I ordered a whole bunch of spikes. What happened? They're there? Mm-hmm. Don't worry about it then. You got extra spikes?

New spikes tonight. Don't worry about this. This is garbage. You heard the ting in the barrel Now I'm sweating You just ate shit so hard I laughed Oh did I laugh

That was great I'm like and just gotta get up like it though Hey hey hey hey hey Hey You got it on the second time So funny though Jay fell and nobody Christine you nobody got up to

You shouldn't nobody should have We just sat here and laughed You should have stepped over me Christine got up just to check to see if you're still alive. She wanted to make sure. He's fine. I heard her go, shit. She was like, oh my God, can't get rid of all that Philly memorabilia?

Shit. Anyway, Jacob represents the bonfire in the... Well, Bobby also nailed everything. The man test. Bobby did every single thing. I did everything you did. And I pulled up the balance shit. Yeah, I did 30.

How many pull-ups did I do? 36. 36 pull-ups. 36 pull-ups did. No, no, no. We told you you had to do 15. Oh, 15 pull-ups. You did 32.

to sucks of air 69ing flying 69 Poccas Which you said as part of the mantest Which seemed weird when you said it Because it doesn't seem very masculine But it's pretty impressed with the holy guy up with his cock In your mouth, that's like high up Yeah

Yeah and the smell And let's not forget the smell Paco eats a lot of a kim cheese And spiced weeds You know what I mean? He's always he's always walking around With those hot fucking snow pants Yeah

Just steaming everything up like a dumpling Yeah Yeah. Everything smells like it's steamed down there. Steamed balls. Yeah, he's got soup dumplings for nuts right now. Don't forget that. Everybody.

I know soy sauce. not Paco, just Paco now. Paco, go Paco. We were laughing. I was complaining about my house today on Legion of Skanks. And I was like, we were talking about like, I go, I don't know what these fucking people, when they move out of a house, like Lewis's house was flipped. So I understand that a little more.

These people lived here and just did the weirdest fucking things that they didn't give a shit about. Yeah. And I was talking, I go, well, you should have saw that right away, like, after I bought the house going there and being like, I really love this fucking gray brick wall in the room. And I'm like, oh, that's wall. paper and then went downstairs and I go I want to do the rest of the walls in this basement like

this exposed wood treated beautiful wood over here I want to touch it feel the grain on it but that's a sticker also and we started laughing on the show so stoned and we were laughing I was like everything once I moved in everything I was like I go well at least we have this bed which is all like wily coyote things I go well he says wait this bedroom's been a sticker the whole time just a

sticker of a bedroom opening Jay moved into a fucking TV set yeah I have one I have a one bedroom apartment that with a bunch of stickers and make me I think it's a house? They shot all in the family, a Jay's house. One wall is just for a studio audience. Jacob, he wants to masturbate me now because we completed the man test.

He knows we deserve it. A release, hand release. What's that, two potato? What's that? You plug your mic in. Oh, Bobby's mic wasn't plugged in. Bobby, do me a favor? While you're plugging in any real quick.

Can you hold the cigarette for me real quick? You know what? You're doing something. Just hold it here in your mouth real quick. quick first thing. Hey! That's straight, yeah, right? Thanks, too.

There it is. I appreciate that. Thank you so much, dude. Bobby Kelly, this weekend, he's going to be in Batavia, Illinois Friday and say you leaving Friday? Friday morning. Yeah, me too. Friday morning. The Guardia?

Yeah. I think I'm LaGuardia too. Delta? Yeah. Let's meet up and let's do lounge life together. Well, let's look on the break and see what time we're both going, same time. I'm going to be where's San Antonio? That's right.

After that, Bobby's going to be a comics roadhouse with Paco healing onto the stage. Cleveland, Ohio, Long Island on deck after that. For tickets and all of his tour date, it's got to punchup.org slash Robert Kelly. Of course, his YouTube page at Robert Kelly Comedy. And every Tuesday night, he headlines the Fat Black Pussy Cat Lounge to Comedy cellar 7 p.m. set your fucking watch by it. Big J, this weekend, San Antonio.

And where are you going after that? You're going to San Francisco. Great city. Jacksonville, Madison. And then all the tickets and tour days, go to Big J.comedy. com and for his videos and his live shows and his specials go to youtube.com slash at big j oakerson tomorrow night i'm going to do a live stream tomorrow night tomorrow night i might sign in just as an assumed character if you see flames in there ooh camo coming in in hot we'll be right back everybody it's the bonfire