The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Jealous Jacob (feat. Craig Gass & Yannis Pappas)

Episode Date: June 28, 2019

Jealous Jacob comes out when discussing an old Roomate. Craig Gass comes talks "Kiss" with the guys & Yannis Pappas joins the show and reminisces about Dan and Nate Bargatze’s drinking past.

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First segment is Jacob talking about his sexual French roommate. Pure sex. Pure French. Pure Jacob. Jacob, everyone upstairs was farting over a story of an old roommate you had. So, Jacob's told us this story before on the show, but he didn't go into detail and then obviously didn't want to listen. This is a guy you waited tables with. Yeah, he was my, we went to school together and then we were, we were, how'd you meet this first off? Is it

a beat up in the street? You can't, don't give his name or is this the one you beat up in the streets? No, no, no Christine He's my friend this one this guy was my roommate Chuget would you would you kiss him on the mouth if he just blew Gavin Rosdale after Gavin Rosdale just got off stage sweating? Oh, that's a good one. He's a handsome man. He's a handsome handsome guy. We worked and he was a winner. Jacob, are you winning for Christine's answer? Look at him shirtless.

Jacob, please. Yalzers. I don't know. Guys, no. You guys not rocking me. Christine, he's very handsome, but that body, it's just, I don't know, it's very slender for me. Too slender.

But so is it, you know, so are they all. If I was more slender myself, I'm sure it'd be more attracted to it. Thanks. So, yeah, slowly. Yeah. I guess we're gonna get that workspitz in, and I gotta keep Christine fat and dubs. So she doesn't want to be the fitter guy. Sure. I'll tell you this. If I was to eat healthy too much, and not have pizza on, I'll like, let's say, I'm Monday, I'd probably fuck them right now.

Let's suck his butt in an elevator. You, he's French, right? Yeah. Which is hilarious just to think of that voice being like, it seems like I would have a video. But they're always away where you can sweep Christine. Nothing else. He's fit. But maybe he's fit. And it like does he not eat a lot Christine No, he is actually is pretty fucking hotty get off it. We're gonna fight. I don't like the photo It might be crop because he's not a thin guy look at him Come get it tastes J. We can't tweet his picture. I'll tell you what that picture is missing We either him that's either him significantly younger, but he's also an actor. He's in stuff. What's he in? Well, he's been in stuff and stuff. Does he not want to be a public figure?

Because you think somebody trying to act out because I was about to say a bunch of shit I find this I find this interesting because Jay Jacob said that when he told us upstairs He goes I was there for contrast and you're like oh Jesus Jacob you're the show yeah and I was like good lord I was like oh he's like he works I know not even have him do you see me so I was in roommate and I had to hear him betting New York's finest women I mean were there women that you were it was unbearable to the point where I broke one night because he we worked at the restaurant just kicking the door jerking off I got it I got to see it I got it see it's raining in my room yeah I

rather picked them up at the restaurant yeah bring them back so you would see I would see him would you ever be at the restaurant serving with him you're waiting tables he's waiting tables and you just see some. Would you ever be at the restaurant serving with him? You're waiting tables, you use waiting tables and you just see some smoking hot girl and you'd be like every night. Every night. It was nightly. Is this a trendy restaurant?

Do you recognize it? What neighborhood was it in? One second. You're not giving up the restaurant, and that's what he's on beyond. Set the tone. On the upper east side. Okay, upper east side.

So he's got a lot of like older rich women that come in there and they see this hunt. He had some cash. And they just want to fuck it. He had some cash? They had some cash. I was gonna say, because he had a roommate. No, but some of them were just, I remember.

Yeah. Yeah. So he's going in there and you're just watching women. I saw one girl walk into a post because they go stupid when they see him. I've never seen it. Would you like to bounce on my penis? Well, my, when my bad mouse went around the house. Sometimes he, sometimes he, sometimes he cook a full meal. I am teaching him how to be a level through the wall. So morning I used to hear from these women. Really? I give a big percent wall. I want to wake you up. No, see, I got back from

the restaurant because I wasn't picking up any. So I got home from a double shift at like two in the morning. Yeah. And he would get back at three with them an hour later. I was gonna see John McIntyre. It's John McIntyre. And then I would have to hear them. Anthony Bert. Anthony Obederus. I was gonna say John Lackas on it. It's John Lackas. And then I would have to hear them. Anthony Burke. It's Antonio Benderas. I'll never forget the one time. But I broke one time and I couldn't take it anymore. So back to the three, he would come home at 3 a.m. with a girl and then you would you

be asleep or do you be? I would be in my room just waiting for it because I couldn't bear it. I didn't get sick in hand. No, I never did it was, it was the worst J. I cried. Was there any broke and the rose of tear coming down? But that was so good. Was it a tear though? A single tear.

It's just like, was it a frustration? I've had a frustration tear before. Yeah, yeah. I had that with the rose. Yeah, I said it was the rose and it was just, it wasn't even the rose it did. It was just an appoint where I was like I don't want to have a roommate anymore like I just want my own time

Like my time is all with like somebody. Yeah, just like right there And I yeah, I got like frustrated before like that, but I mean I never also listen to a roommate fuck ever. I've never had I used to hear a mirror No dumb dumb girlfriend to the point I'd get home and I'd open the front door the apartment You see like You're just like is I'm just drunk eating a burrito playing PlayStation 2 I'm like can you shut up? That's what I pushed me through the wall when he fucked her in the bathroom and woke me up after a overnight shift at the radio station

And he fucked her in I told the story and he fucked her in, I told the story. And he fucked her in the shower, and the water went cold, and I had to wake up for classes, and I went in and I took a cold shower, and I got out and I was like, dude, all the warm water, and he goes, yeah, we didn't even end up fucking in the shower.

We just ran the water to get it steamy. And I was like, so I took a cold shower for nothing? Yeah. He's exactly what he said. He laughed, and then he shoulder checked me as he walked by me and I fucking shoved him through the door, through the wall. And dude, we locked up, let two rams and that's when I pushed him because, yeah, you're a dick.

Dude, you're a dick. He's sitting in the wall, yeah, you're a dick. But you had a frustration like that. Like you heard, what was the moment that broke you? It was so many and then the one time I was out. Come shot, hit the wall so hard and knocked his picture off the other side of the wall. No, not me, Ma.

Not me, Ma Batat. One time I couldn't sleep, so I always wanted to stay in my room because it was so uncomfortable, but I was just at a double shift and I wanted to go and watch TV and unwind. You didn't want a hot girl coming in and being like, who are you? That's what happened the one time I said,

I got it, I'm just gonna watch TV because I can't be a prisoner in my room for this. Yeah. It was, there was no window, there was no TV in my room. I just had the bed. So you just had the bed? So the TV is, I had to go outside and the living room, which is right where they walk in.

And you don't want to, you don't want to be right where they walk in. And you don't wanna, you don't wanna be there when they walk in. This was post. So I'm, they had already gone into his bedroom and I could hear them banging, but I said, so why am I gonna see it? I'm at them and I'm not going into my room. I wanna watch TV half an hour later,

the door opens and this girl walks out. It was, to this day, I'll never forget is the greatest ass I've ever seen. It's just wearing her underwear and a t-shirt. And I thought I was gonna die. It was like, it was a New York nine, but in the real life in my apartment, and she just goes like this, hi.

I don't want to hide. Because I- Are you the make-a-wish kid that he said I take care of? Wait, go ahead. Baby, you've got a sad puppy on your couch. Are you a true brother he takes care of? She was so nice. I thought I'm going to marry you right now.

Yeah. That's how I want you to say that. I'll take your life. I wish you would have said that. She said, oh, Jay, are you lost? Little weirdo. I'm marrying you right now. I'll walk away from everything Mary. Excuse me

She goes I'm gonna call the cops out cuz you're freaking me out. Yeah, it's just okay. I'm gonna pet spray you if you don't get the fuck away That runaway boy in the room threatening me your pet Farrett's talking I've been nicer, but it was that one that one broke me. Oh, dude. Yeah, and then she went back in and then the next morning He came out a different girl came out But he gives me the he walks out he was so bored from fucking, you know, he's like yeah, what banged her and Not I look at think about what you're asking then and then he act frustrated. He went. Yeah, I was banging her from behind then she took it out and Put it in her ass and out Hey, it's black lu again and on Tuesday show comedian Craig gas stop by and talked about the legendary Detroit rocker's kiss

And their frontman Paul Stanley and his relationship with base player Gene Simmons. When we saw I saw Kiss Live for the first time this year. Really? Me and Christine went after the show one night, we walked over to Madison Square Garden, got there before they went on, it was great. Great seats, and I've never seen them before. However, and we talked better in the show already, but you've seen them a zillion times, I know. Yep. Paul Stanley talking between the songs is the most flamboyant hilarious. I mean that voice can't be real

He's doing it. Everyone is so beautiful There's two Paul Stanley's there's off stage Paul Stanley where I saw him in an interview with somebody said, subblood. Why is kiss so amazing? And he said, you know, a lot of people are envious of kiss. I'm even envious of kiss. It's like super common. And then there's on stage Paul Stanley where in Las Vegas, I saw him say, all right, people now listen.

You know, I know that this town, Las Vegas, is known for its buffet. And I can tell you right now after this show, I see a lot of people in the front row that I really want to eat. And he started fixing his hair. Oh, that's so funny. I saw the show again in New York at Massive Square Garden. And I saw just all the employees and said, Hey, did you hear what he said in Vegas when you guys were there when he said he was going to eat the front row like a buffet? And three different guys said, Did you hear what he said in Omaha? And I said, No, three different guys that you hear about Omaha.

And apparently in Omaha, he said, All right, Omaha, now listen. You know, I know this town. Oh my heart Nebraska is known for its angus beef. And I can tell you right now after this show, I'm gonna wanna sink my teeth in a some meat and the whole crowd went. What? And he came back to the mic.

Wait a minute, hold on, hold on. You know what I'm talking about I'm talking about a five Or a rump roast and the crown went no Chanting god hates facts No laughing you out there don't like homosexuals, but everybody likes to lick you up! Turn to your left! Turn to your right! Kiss everybody! Get an orangey-time and over her!

Pull your penis out! Women, get out of here! Get yourself, get your mouth around a nasty tube stick! But next to you, yeah! I don't care! Ooh, you got a bull standing right to your right Leak everybody's hanging heavy here and over how It's good to be in Denver, Colorado where you guys math shoot each other Yeah, I see a lot of people that I want to shoot into.

I know Flood is known for homicidal teenagers. I see a couple of young bloods I'd like to kill in the front row. You know for your violent racism when I see a couple darker people that I feel uncomfortable around. Alright, Jennifer, I know you like your mass shooting. Let's all go to the high school and fuck it up. Let's go, even it with our enemies. Benfoot massachusetts, I know you're known for being the birthplace of Rocky Mosey and the couple of black people I knocked the punch in this crowd

Roanoke for genius you love your own me it's just specific to me I know you're worried that your mess laughs gonna blow up while you and doing some kids But I see let it happen. Oh dear. I'm all right I know you love your dance soda. Yeah, and your drug trafficking There's some people here. I want to smuggle in my butt tonight. No, no You know for being your lack security and letting people through the border Well, I see a couple Kyle All right, no gallows who wants to make a drug tunnel

Even though for your tunnel. Yeah, if he seems just a kiss tunnel He's a big enough from kiss. Yeah, Jean does it. We're doing our own He's a big panel from Kis. Yeah, Jean does it. We're doing our own, Travis. My favorite thing of your impression, Craig, is always the upswing. When you like leaving me voicemails back in the day, just gene Simmons from Kis.

Like the swing up of that is a bit. And the reason I did is because the first time he confronted me on the Howard Stern show, someone gave him my phone number, I was headlining Caroline's that night for the first time. Which for a comic is huge. That's a big deallining Caroline's at night for the first time, which for a comic is huge. That's a big deal when you do Caroline's for the first time. And someone gave him my phone number.

I still have the voicemail. He left me a short message. Boo. I Greg, this is Gene Simmons. From Kiss. Like I'm going to confuse you with like Gene Simmons from Emons. You're gonna give me a 70-year-old. Like another movie was in her somewhere. You're Gene Simmons, the black linebacker from the 1978 Penn State team?

Hey, what's up, man? Gene Simmons. This is Gene Simmons from Free Jack. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. Emilio Estaves' vehicle of the late 80s. I want you to know that I know your headlining carolines. I know this is a big deal. That's why the kiss army is behind you. And I support you. That's why I you're headlining carolines. I know this is a big deal. That's why the kiss army is behind you

And I support you. That's why I'm gonna be in the front row And I don't know if you're with me that night, but Jean showed up with a bunch of women Yes, after the show he sent Drew Barrymore's mom what? Jade Barrymore into my dressing room to say Jean wants to invite you to a strip club to hang out with him tonight. I was hanging out with a couple of buddies who were huge kiss fans. They were going, dude, and I go, is it okay to bring a couple of friends?

I said, whoever's with you is a friend of Jean. So we went to the VIP club on 25th or something like that, 26. And uh, I squint your eyes at me like I know. So, you're a resident here, yeah? You're a monthly member. Okay, where'd we get herpes? Was that your VIP? Was that place you used to give me the punch cards

if you get the lap dances? You said the dancers were better because they were smuggled in and they were children. What? We go to the, go to the strip club. And it's weird being with a rock star because as comics, even if we hang out with the biggest comics,

you don't experience the kind of intensity that rock stars feel. Sure. Unless maybe you're around like, shepel or something like that. You see like a real intensity, you do a guy like that. And we walked in the strip club and it was like, the record scratch, they just started playing KISS.

And we sat down and all the girls in the strip club came over to us to hang out with Jean. And he had like three women on his lap with me and my buddies on the end of the couch looking pathetic going yay. Oh yeah. Go Jean. He's such an unattractive guy. Yeah. He is liver spots. I mean, he just but they lay it out for him. Dude, that's fucking, that's got to be a weird thing to be a strip club and just be like, hey, can I have some? Well, he tried to do this move where he saw me looking pathetic on the end of the couch and he went, hold on, one second.

And he looked at all the girls. Let me ask you a question. Do you like stand-up comedy? I got it. Oh, I hate that. Yeah. There they go. I guess.

How are you? I would have ran into the bathroom right there. I hate that. I would have walked away too. I would have walked away from hanging out I'm so uncomfortable the other end of this failed so miserable Do you like stand-up comedy you do great because this gentleman I feel I can't even believe what the like the first story I've been felt we've ever had This gentleman right here is the gentleman who does the impression of me

All the girls look at me and I go what's going on? And they all went nothing and I went okay I'm just giving you credits which almost put this bit and then he goes his biggest thing It's me. Yeah, dude. You want a what a crazy narcissistic way to do is there anything worse than being in a room Where only one person in a room full of people is excited about you nightmare tries to explain to everyone else in the room Dude why they should be excited fucking nightmare. Oh, you mean me hanging out with my mom at every family reunion He's telling people about how she's the only person excited. Everyone else is like, all right. Oh my god.

No, you don't fucking get it. Man, for a week. How about an open air Chicago open air festival and that guy who knew me came in and he brought, maybe brought like a two girls over. And he goes, dude, girls are huge fans right there. And then the girls go, hi, I go, hi nice to meet you. And I go, you're not huge fans, are you?

She goes, now he just told me to say like you were famous and brought us over here And so I was like I'm not you can go away. Please leave He's walk away for me. She's a Simmons son Nick comes out to the comedy store all the time and He's like his dad. He's always got women with him and Nick's a handsome kid. He's like six foot six Shannon tweeds He's always got women with him and Nixah hands him kid. He was like six foot six. Shannon tweeds. Isn't that Shannon tweeds? Yeah, man.

Shannon tweed and he had a girl. One Shannon tweedtit. Gene Simmons time. He had a girl with him that had have been 19 years old and he goes, oh my God, oh my God, okay. Okay, Craig's a comedian and he's really famous. She goes, okay.

He goes, no, but he does impressions of my dad. And watch us crack, do Al Pacino, we'll just watch us watch us, do Al Pacino. And I just went, do you know who Al Pacino is? And she said, no. And I went here, okay. And then Nick goes, no, no, no, he insists, like, no, you'll know. And as soon as he does, you'll know.

So I look at this girl and I go, listen, this is an old man who is so much older than you. Oh wow. And she went, good for you. It's boyfriend. Oh dude, good for you. Good for you.

You can start the impression or why? I try to just, enough with the gibber jabber, you're gonna do the impression. I think you have something in your throat. Why are you changing your voice? You're literally you're wearing me out. I think you need an old reference to go, who's this guy, Rich Little?

Oh! My references go like I just saw the fuck that you do that. I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm more of a Rickles guy. I guess. I was like, I grew up watching Jack Parr.

Yeah. It's not Jack Benny, it's not for this bitch. Oh, the spade has a great joke about this real bitch. About hookin' up with girls and going, really, you don't know who Led Zeppelin is and the girl goes, look, I don't even know who Maroon 5 is, you wanna fuck me or not. Yeah, okay.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll do it, yeah. Hi, it's Black Louigan. On Wednesday's show, guest Janice Poppiss reminisce with the Bonfire host about Dan Sodor's drinking past. Upstairs at CB's is where Janus told me two things. I have a drinking problem and I have to go to therapy.

Yeah. What's that? Yeah. About you. Yeah. Both things at that bar upstairs. Really? I think in the same conversation.

It was, I was torn because he was so fun and he looked like he was enjoying himself. But then one time I was taking a piss and he just flew into the room and threw up blood in the toilet. And I was like, you know what? That could the room and threw up blood in the toilet. And I was like, you know what, that could be. Wow. And it was, and it wasn't blood. It was. It was pinkish.

It was pinkish. And then you took your shirt off and you were doing the worm on the cabin bar floor. I don't remember that. Yeah, so. I don't remember that. It was time. I don't remember that.

Not remembering that probably wasn't so. Yeah. It's a sticky floor. Yeah. It's a gross thing, yeah. I was beyond blacked out that night. Because I remember kicking him. I remember kicking the door open. I don't remember the worm part. I don't die. Can't do the worm. So I don't know. No, it's

funny. That was the funny part. He said you did the worms and you were trying to do the worm. I remember kicking the door open and Yannis was at the urinal and I just went right around him. It was like, and then I got up and I was like you want to do a shot? Yeah, and he was like what? The best thing was yes. Always saying goodbye to him like at bar four in my old room, in a comedy room, because he would say peace out, right?

We'd be like, hey, all right, bye. And then he'd like look at the bar and like whatever was on the bar, he would just pound real quick before he went out. And like if there was like a quarter or so, yeah, even if it had like a cigarette button, he'd be like, all right, that's beer. La, la, la, la, la, la, real problem, dude.

That is, I did, it's funny, I just didn't know you. Y'all know what's funny? You said I did know you as a drinker. Yeah. But I guess I didn't know you drink, because I didn't really drink. No, that's what it was. I was drove and I had to go home, you know,

Isabella was young at the time, so I wasn't like out on the bar hanging That was a bar used to do these to lock it lock it in yeah, for in the morning They locked the doors and you could smoke inside and they'd stay till eight in the morning. Yeah, you would yeah Yeah, you see though eating the morning. Yeah, I left one time one time I left Barcelona Bar at like 7 30 in the morning Well, if you were with Nate, that's when it just started to get good. You know, yeah I was they were kind of close down to blow the doors off fucking place That's great. Hey you guys want to go burn down a stranger's house?

He goes I'm getting nuts. I feel like we can jump on a helicopter off a building You guys want to play true lies? We still back in home back at Western Kentucky. I was Arnold one of the funniest drunk Nate things was we were at We were at the cabin hammered and I was talking to you and the worm yeah damn doing the work I'm throwing up it actually could have been that night I don't remember but I was standing talking to Louis cats and nature's walks up with his hat like half off his head you know like when he was drunk he would just turn a little bit because he

would put it on like a little looser and he just stands there and he just he walks up and he's just he stares at Louis right and until Louis like looks and giggles like uncomfortably and then he just goes I don't respect your people and then he walked away. Well the one that said him that him and Wayne was upset with Nate for years he always used to say excuse to least but I thought it was the funniest thing ever at my bachelor party when Nate, which is hammered downstairs in the office in Wayne, just did whatever was like blankets. Like, all right, everybody out, everybody out now, I have to talk to Ray. Me and Ray have to talk now and Nate, he just the last one trickling out and he just goes, what do y'all talk about? A-d... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA my life is the Michael Winslow Jimmy J.J. Walker special where they share. They co-headline

a special. That was a showtime, right? I think so, man. It is, Michael Winslow comedy is so uncomfortable. It just noises. It's just so, he's like a cruise ship jukebox, man. It's so weird. I bet if you like had to follow him in a room where he was somehow able to, you know, cause, hack works. Like you see people kill with stuff that you're like, no, you could follow him though, cause he's not saying, I thought I would, yeah. But what I'm saying is, if you know when you've seen audiences like really bad comics, killed in rooms and you're like, you've tricked this whole audience into thinking what

you do is funny. And that's impressive. But that's basically the root of hack. It's like people that are doing something really shitty in a way that makes people laugh really hard. People want to just give me a beer and shut up. Yeah, kids to sleep. Yeah, for like a while.

You have to go home and you're like, this bitch again. And everyone's like, yeah! And you're like, fuck, oh, fucking the transition can be hard when you're transitioning into a better act. But what I was saying is, do you think there's ever been a room where he just was fucking murdering? And they're like a really good comic was like, this is gonna be tough to follow.

Like a young Louis C.K. or something. You know what I mean? Like a young Bill Burr. Oh, there was probably a time when his weapons were sharp. Yes, you know what I mean like a guy like a young bill bird. There was a probably time when his like weapons were sharp. Yes That's what I mean. Oh, yeah, he would come out and probably do Jimmy Hendrix doing the national anthem And I mean, but then like a good like a bill Hicks is just in the way in the wings like a fuck of course Yeah, fuck would you want to follow Jeff don't I'm not at all never? It's a nightmare. I've had a following Jeff Don't I'm ticker early.. Yeah a guy murdering with a puppet

Yeah, and you're being like there's no there's no way I can trick Like now I'm done you're on his side. Yeah, you tricked them too far They're crazy you turn them into crazy people you've turned this whole credit to the moon Yeah, this is some like do you remember how like also just the basic of the time a 80s comedy like Tim Allen And I don't even want to take a shit on Tim Allen It was it's comedy of a time because I respect Buzz Lightyear. No, you know what always respected Tim Taylor Tim Allen bad-ass motherfucker from a Rora Colorado is he really yeah originally but it's bad fucking dude man. Yeah, Coke Coke charge Coke charges I bet fucking crushed ass, but his dumb comedy

I bet fucking crushed ass, but his dumb comedy I'm just like someone does a series called young Tim Allen and it's just him being a badass You like a mullet? Yeah, just ripping through Detroit just slinging the a-o Dude hey Timmy, how many kilos you want to go? You want one kilo You remember how they did two kilos Our Borland's is Wilson I don't know how many kilos of coke do I actually need well you know Tim? Yeah, well how many can you offload immediately?

Just a fence over his face? You ever had a young Indiana Jones? That's what I'm saying, they should do young Tim Allen. I mean, we did young Rambo. We're just selling, but man, do you remember Tim Allen just killing with like his jokes were all that stuff? He was like, women don't want us to have tools.

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Yeah. Like what's happening around me type shit. Hope River was a fun show. Fill themself around themself with hot box. I mean yeah Jonathan Taylor Thomas Zachary Scott. I'm sorry dude. Oh my god. Whenever that little one was at bowl cut you can just see that bounce and just see that I promise, Zachary Scott is the same thing. He's the same thing he's the same thing.

Oh my God, whenever that little one was, that bowl cut, you can just see that bouncing, just fucking, dude, what a hilarious. Just fell croton to your beef. Hey, it's Big J. Algrison, and I hope you enjoyed this week's Best of the Bonfire. You can listen to the show live every Monday through Thursday, from 6th to 8 p.m. Eastern,

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