The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Jenna Von Oy Vey with Ari Shaffir

Episode Date: January 1, 2025

Jay and Ari Shaffir continue their dive into "very special" episodes of old sitcoms. Shows in the eighties used to break from their comedy genre and have a serious episode with a message. They admire the work of Blossom's Jenna Von Oy who played Six. She played sexier roles down the road and Jay is a fan. Nikki Glaser's "Song For Bob Saget" is played to the delight of everyone but Jacob who doesn't get it. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly Hey campers, it's me the Feld dog Merry Christmas from your friends at the bonfire. My angels and angels are always watching over you Cheers to dancing like Michael Jackson and no more negativity in the world for the new year Until then, please enjoy these new Bonfire Podcast episodes. Fuck all that best of the year horseshit. Crackle, crackle. This is not really Felddog by the way. PS. Michael danced like me. You see it's a similar style of dance because we grew up dancing together.

Back in the 80s, I was acting and he was doing it. Those lyrics bite dick. Bang, it's dance music. This is what fucking Marcelo Hernandez listens to on his daily basis. That's right. She bang, she bang. Oh, I love this song. It's Goose, his favorite song.

To me it's the straight face and almost attitude behind lyrics that shitty. Yeah, well he's gay. Like every other girl in history. Well, if I get every other girl in his story, I Know all this waste of time couldn't even get hard while these women are groping his whole body He's like, oh god, they're sweaty palms are so gross Big and he was so big and imagine going like I mean they all know I fuck dudes though, right? I just keep giving it to him Yeah, there is a thing though like honestly if you were if if you were a girl that was super in a Ricky Martin though

This isn't the first guy who's done this to you who's skated out on you You know I'm saying like you were always in the guys who had a haircut that was slightly like, this guy could just, I think he's gorgeous, but he could just be into a gay guy, I think. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, a guy with the confidence at a younger age

to walk around like an open shirt with like a Pukka show necklace in the middle and just be very handsome. You're like, strong shot, dude. This guy's chugging cock. Yeah, I just had a joke about that hairstyle, about the little poof there. It looks like they were giving you a blowjob, and eventually you were like, come on,

I'll just fuck your ass. Exactly. I'll just fuck your ass. That's great. Christine, we're back, everybody. It's Bonfire Facts Talk Series, XM 103. Big Joe Gerson. Faction never gets respect.

It's like the father, son, holy ghost. Yeah. Faction. Faction doesn't get the respect it gets the way the holy ghost doesn't. Yeah, we should say the Trinity. Everyone, this is the Trinity. Oh wow, Full House.

Well Christine, this is your world, right? Or is this still me? Yes, this is my world. This was me too though, but we were just, I guess we were probably the demographic like spaced apart. Yeah, it was just enough where I'm like, this is lame, these jokes aren't funny. I was probably 16 then, 15, so it was enough to like,

I know some funny shows, this ain't it. So I may have been, if you were 16, I was probably 13. Yeah, what year did this come out? Let me look it up, I think it was like 91. Oh, really? Hey, Siri, what year did Full House come out, and also, what are did Full House come out and also what are?

No, 87. Big J's Biggest Fears. I went 87 and 95. I probably started watching. 87? 87. So I was 10 when it started. So I was 13.

Also what are Big J's Biggest Fears? Check it out. I probably started watching it around 1991. So 1987, I was 13, so three years in, I was 16, I was already like, guys, guys, this is shitty entertainment. I remember being at my computer, my whole family laughing, and I'm like, that's cool, dude, it's not a joke. It's just the kid being cute.

And they're like, you're being a fucking grump. Well, yeah, you're right. You're not wrong. Because I was able to accept it as, I don't recall many episodes of this show, because by this time also, like, I probably am seeing, like, this show's, like, it's Gary Shandling's show that I watched and I liked. And I did...

Cheers was already out. It was, like, great. I got those. These were shows watched almost purely for comfort. Pure comfort. It was like, oh, it's getting close to bedtime. And it's like, you know what? I got those these were shows watched almost purely for comfort pure comfort It was like oh, it's getting close to bedtime, and it's like you know what they'll let me watch these shows They're heartwarming and wholesome about I don't remember having like a big laugh ever at my two dads or anything like that there was no like a Big laughs in those shows. I didn't think Urkel was particularly funny

Urkel was okay, but it was stupid. My laugh show was Married with Children. These were exactly the same. Sure, exactly the point. Married with Children I thought was funny. Married with Children was very funny though. Yeah, and it was a little risque for me, but my dad would let me watch it. We'd watch it every, I think it came out Sundays.

Biggins, I mean yeah, it was the best. That show was huge, but I watched it all. Again, because you had, I think by that point maybe, six channels. There's also nothing else to watch, yeah, it was like this is show was huge. But I watched it all. Again, because you had, I think by that point maybe, six channels. There's also nothing else to watch. Yeah, it was like this is what was on. Six channels. Did you watch the Larry Sanders show? I never went through the Larry Sanders show. I know it was fantastic.

It's so good. I know it's fantastic. I just never did it. It was so good. Let's take a walk down memory lane. Oh, what's that? He was America's dad. When he walked up to Skankfest South, I was like, oh my god, Danny Tanner. Yeah, I didn't know like that. Holy shit, it's Danny Tanner. This is crazy. Oh my god, he's one of the only people I've taken a picture with. Well, you might as well give us the real thing in the background

catch up to him. That's it, we're right. I'm sorry And I'm sorry so much from a ghost King of fatherhood from this show wasn't my time I love you Bob Shagget. Will Smith was like one of my first crushes. Who? I love you Bob Shagget. I love you Bob Shagget. I love you Bob Shagget. I love you Bob Shagget. I love you Bob Shagget.

I love you Bob Shagget. I love you Bob Shagget. I love you Bob Shagget. I love you Bob Shagget. I love you Bob Shagget. I love you Bob Shagget. Prince was funny too. Fresh Prince made me laugh. Fresh Prince was funny, he was silly. Will Smith was like one of my first crushes. Who? Will Smith. Mug it. The whole room on this one.

I love you Bob Saget. I love you Bob Saget. That sounded nice way at the jam this year. Josh played it. Show respect. Our last moment was in the past. Back that up. Geez Louise.

I found myself with my two old friends. Your jokes were dark. This is... HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Heh. Hhh. Hhh. Hhh. Hhh. Hhh. Hhh. Hhh. Hhh. Hhh. speak to the sky don't hurt the people I love don't hurt anyone don't hurt the people I love please don't hurt anyone don't take anyone bad lip ooh don't hate anyone I love you Bob Saget Take it in Jacob. I love you Bob Saget forgot that that's not part of the song

I love you Bob Saget Josh Eddermeyers, when he nails it, he nails it. Did you mention this is Nikki? Everyone knows. Okay. Who did the Stairway to Heaven song? It's really catchy. A song for Bob by Nikki Grazer. That's her stairway, dude. That's her stairway, brah.

I feel so foolish right now. No, I love you Bob Saget. Denied. Okay, so the shape of it, so I'm trying Jewish right now. No, I love you Bob Saget. Denied. Um, OK, so the shape of it is some sort of, so what do we think? Let's take a guess. So we skipped something though, didn't we? No, we finished, we finished Soberspoons. Who cares? OK, OK, that's fine, that's fine.

Yeah, OK. Wait, these are the dads, that's the dad that beats up. Oh, you know what? OK. Bring it up, because now I want to see, they're going to talk some shit to each other. Oh, you know what? But they're not showing, they're not playing any of the episodes. Are they? I think they're just talking over him. Oh, he's saying, I it up, because now I wanna see, they're gonna talk some shit to each other. Oh, you know what, but they're not showing, they're not playing any of the episodes. Are they?

I think they're just talking over him. Oh, he's saying, I'm sorry, I didn't realize you didn't want me to beat. He's apologizing to the kid. All right, listen, kid. Wait, let's hear, did they play their argument? Because I would be willing to hear that. Okay, let's see.

He's like, you're about to get it, motherfucker. I'm in a violent temper where Mr. Stratton shares a story about a kid who was beaten to death by his dad. Toby got the bruises from you. You hit him. So what, pussy? Are you accusing me of beating up my own son? Look, I know there are reasons these things happen.

Did Toby tell you I hit him? I think we should discuss this situation. I'm not gonna listen to this crap. Just sit down, Larry, okay? Here's your drink. Forget it! Yo. By the way, pause it again. Pause it again, because by the way.

They're both like, oh shit, I just showed up capable of violence. The funny thing is the deafening silence from a studio audience that didn't know they were coming to see a special. Oh. They're gonna go see a tape, and it's like, he goes, get that goddamn shit away from me.

He's like, is this what? This isn't funny at all. Ricky better come in with that train pretty soon. Well, I sure hope Alfonso Ribeiro dances his way through the scene, because I don't like this. I gotta get these cou that train pretty soon. Why sure about Fonzo Ribeiro dances his way through the scene because I don't like this. I gotta get these couches from my studio. Those are good couches.

It's a fucking stuffed dog. He loves toys, but like high end, unplayable toys. Yeah. Came into the hospital, he was pretty banged up. And the doctors found out that his father had been beating him It looks like Daniel Simon said but didn't sound like it. He went to court every angular face swore up and down But he would never do that again And then he killed him so the judge gave him the benefit of the doubt

Okay How'd that work out? He lost control and hit his son again okay and one more time found himself right back in court so this time he was on trial for murder Toby's dad then breaks down. He says, hey dad, hey dad, he and Toby were passing, hey, Toby's dad's here. Oh, oh.

Oh, he slowly goes out of the room. Through the door. He goes, hey dad, hey dad, why is your gin Ricky on the, oh boy. Is this the dad apologizing to the son now? By the way, pretty funny that Ricky Stratton's dad was trying to give the dad a drink, the very thing that fuels his beat is.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like your lime, Ricky. He has a problem. And while they probably should call the police or child protective services, they don't. Instead, it's decided that Toby's dad

is going to a group called Parents Anonymous to get help for his anger and abuse problems, while Toby will go to live with his aunt. Spare the Rod is a well-rounded episode of Silver Spoons that did a great job of letting the ages know that it's a good idea. Yeah, oftentimes I think parents come to the realization that they're, I think abusive parents often go,

wait, has this been abusive? I've been beating the living shit out of you? No, but I thought, remember when Agent Peterson got in trouble, the NFL for hitting his kid? And then they asked him for a comment. Yeah, every other black player was like, oh man, I don't know what you're talking about.

Yeah. You guys lost me on this one. My agent told me to not weigh in, so I'm not gonna weigh in, but I don't. Are you saying that you should beat your kids? He goes, you know, man, I'm just gonna weigh in, but I don't. Are you saying that you should beat your kids? He goes, you know, man, I'm just gonna, just hang on. Whoa, is that a deer?

There's a lot I gotta, yeah, I gotta figure out. I'm gonna beat my kid over this and come to a decision. I'll talk to you guys tomorrow. I'll circle back with you. Being told this might be the last time I ever get to beat him, so I'm gonna really relish this. Now, the episode's gonna be called Shape Up. What do we think this one's about?

Oh, bulimia, which did not take because the kid still had bulimia, but it's not the one, they should've gone after one of the babies here, instead they went after one of the older ones. This baby could've used the fucking watch on this episode. Was it Gibbler, or was it? I bet DJ's throwing up,

because she's a little puffy. She's a little Pudjo. She's like, who's the chick who won American Idol and then fucking porked out? Kelly Clarkson. She took Ozempic or Mungo or something. She was on the back there, and she looks great. Great, whatever.

But anyway, she's got that life in store for her. Yeah, this one's like a fucking crazy Christian now. Oh, she's a lunatic. Didn't she like, she married like hockey player Pavel Bure, I think, for a while. Oh, really? Yeah. Though, Kimmy Gibbler looks like she fucking swallows dicks with her butt.

Kimmy's not here. As an older. Wait, who's the one on the left? That's Stephanie. Stephanie Tanner, DJ Tanner, Michelle Tanner. Buddy, Stephanie, I bet. Stephanie, I bet, was wild. Stephanie had like a meth problem.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Someone threw a bong out a window. A serious meth problem. Jodie Sweeten. Nice, talking about. Someone threw a bong out a window. A serious meth problem. Jodie Sweeten. She's back in the game. I think she does a lot of podcast episodes too. I'd love to talk to her. I think she's pretty open about it.

She has like a wacky meth addiction. She has like a wacky problem. But I think she came back around in adulthood. Hey, can we get a snap back? I don't know what she struggles with, but she seems to have her shit together. Can we get Tina Yeathers on here, and I can confront her about the fake relationship I told everybody we have for years?

I love. I bet you could probably get Tina Yeathers on this show. Who's Tina Yeathers? Who's Tina Yeathers? First of all, one of the greatest lovers of my life. I almost threw a fucking water at you just now. She's Tina Yeathers. She's somebody from one of your old timey TV shows. She's from family ties.

Family ties. The younger sister of Family Ties, where Justine Bateman was, Michael J. Fox was first role. And Meredith Baxter-Burney, who eventually, ironically became famous for being beaten nonstop on television. I met her at Coaching Horses. I was talking to her before I realized who she was.

We started a thing. Anyway, I got my friend to leave fake voicemails on my machine to prove that we were going out. Years I was going out for Teenie Others fake. Years. Very casual conversation, hey, it's Tina, listen, Saturday's not gonna work, but can we hang out on Wednesday?

Just casual messages. Just to play for other people is proof. When they denied it, I'm like, oh, you should call me right now. It's like, oh, I was so set up. You were banging Teenie Others. In fake world. And you had a fake number saved in your phone?

Fake number, teeny others, absolutely. In my flip phone. Yeah, it's just believable enough celebrity-wise. Wait, is this her? Yeah, but that was probably when she was taking some drugs to make herself look better. I also had fun. She was in Hollywood then.

They really say it's one of the saddest things. They booked her on the show very young, and she went through really awkward years with a much more attractive, bigger sister character. Much more attractive. Justine Bateman was a legit hot actress. She looks cute now, but it looks like she had some... Oh, no, she figured out her thing,

but I'm saying she's like a... Yeah, what she should have done, they should have made her goth. As soon as she got awkward, they should have goth her out and then let her, like, lean I'm saying she's like, uh, yeah What she should have done they should have made her goth as soon as she got awkward They should have goth her out. Yeah, and then let her like lean into that for a couple years find herself and then Flourish as a new person with Sarah Gilbert You stopped even thinking you almost for a second start going Sarah Gilbert kind of cute almost because she's just like that curly Don't give a fuck. Uh-huh. Yeah, she got there out and you're like, yeah, you know

Yeah instead of trying to make her look like everybody else in school and wearing the same fashions, and she's a goofy looking one. Yeah, teeny others, poor girl. Not poor girl, great relationship, excellent, always. Meaningful conversations we have. But yes, I do think for you, Ari, I do believe we can get teeny others in here.

Why is this picture of her 375 fucking dollars? Why wouldn't it be? It's a Getty image. Yeah. Yeah. So use it. By the way, if you get the large, it's five hundo. Should we just get it?

Oh, wait. You know what it is? It's hilarious. You know what it is? You're buying actual. We would own our first. It's an NFT you're buying. No. It's an NFT. Absolutely.. No, it's an NFT, absolutely.

No, really? Look at what it says, it's the image. I can't read this blurry ass thing from this far away. Blurry ass motherfucker. You fucker. Does it bother you, you're just wearing Lakers? Yeah, it does. It's not like I didn't notice, I did notice.

I hate the Lakers. You get editorial rights of it. Wow, interesting, so you can talk about it, no one else can talk about it? So does that mean, if we posted this picture right now, we'd be in lots of trouble, we'd be sued up the ass for up to $500 of we have to pay for this picture?

Prove it. That's crazy. I swear to you right now, Christine, I wanna give you my credit card to purchase a picture of Tina Yothers in a Lakers girl uniform for five, it's gonna be so great. And then, Christine, your new job

while I'm gone on the weekends, is combing the fucking internet for people who owe me money I want you non-stop day and night fucking coming every site looking for this picture being used against permission I give no one permission to use this In fact, I want you I'm gonna spend the whole money. I'm gonna spend the whole thing get the small medium and the large No one's let me use this image at all in the world But me I own the small medium and large version of it Tell me what things mean

Christine not when it comes to this. Oh, is there a whole bunch of NFTs of teeny others I could buy I want to own all of my images I Want to cheat date a Laker for a minute? Who's that? That looks like an actor, not a Laker. Does look like an actor. Paul Johansson as Brett Jarrett. Oh, as, oh so it's just an acting role she had.

She was probably in some, oh you know. Oh she was playing a cheerleader, Laker cheerleader. Wow, that's pretty funny. She probably felt so, she took whatever shitty movie that was just to be like, -"Yo, they want me to be a pretty cheerleader." -"No, I'm real." -"I can do it." -"Yeah." -"She's pretty there." -"Where?" -"That one to the right." -"It's blurry."

First of all, Ari, I own that picture. So, before you would look at it... Stop looking at this picture, Ari. Ari, look away. That's mine. That's Mayans. This one you can look at. Jay doesn't own this pose. Which one?

That one? I don't. But find out how much I could buy it for. Embiggen it. Embiggen it. I'm coming in so hot for fucking teeny others. What do you collect? All of teeny others' images.

She's cute, and I have no regrets about our relationship. I'm trying to own the intellectual property that is Teeny Others digitally. All of you, I want all of it. More than 375, it's gonna be a couple thousand. She could have her own Facebook, Instagram, but that is it. Any other picture that's been taken of Teeny Others

will be in sole possession of me. Do you wanna see the bulimic episode? You know I do. At this point I wanna start going through them want to see the bulimic episode? You know I do. At this point I want to start going through them just to see if we can guess what the special episode was about. Go ahead. Because Full House started in 1987, I'm including episode 6 on this list. Kimmy, how do you stay so skinny?

Metabolism. And toilets. Even though it technically aired for the first time in early 1991, it was just too memorable to leave out because I'm close to the same age as a kid. Kimmy Gibbler, like, I'd love to go with you, but you're too fat. Kimmy Gibbler was just, she was just a ditz, right? She was the Woody Harrelson character.

Yeah, and she had smelly feet was her thing. Dits and also, you're sorry to say, for Kimmy Gibbler, and they did this often times, and these poor kids didn't know they were that. It's what literally broke Screech's brain is you go, well I'm playing the character of this and he goes, no you're also like they think you're ugly also. You're supposed to be like kind of the ugly goofy girl next door. No one thinks you're pretty or anything.

The problem, that's why Genevon Oy had to fucking, they had to hit the bricks with Genevon Oy, the friend from Blossom. She got, they did the reverse role there. They made the lesser attractive girl the star, and her best friend was, ended up being smoking hot. Fucking Jenna Van Oy. And then that's why Urkel was like, hey, I gotta prove to people I'm not this fucking nerd.

Give me Stefan. Absolutely. I don't care if that makes no sense. He's like, I'm a teenager, and I'm seeing people, and I'm just, they're thinking I'm a fucking. They're all making fun of me. Give me Stefan. I can play in the it makes no sense. He's like, I'm a teenager and I'm seeing people and I'm just, they're thinking I'm a fucking. They're all making fun of me. Give me Stefan.

I can play in the NBA All-Star Celebrity Version game. Yes. Yeah, this was Genevon Oi. Oh my God, what has she been in? Remember her? Number six? Genevon Oi-they. We finished.

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Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, no tits, but nice fucking ass. She just, yeah, when I was a teenager, I didn't understand why I was so, I'm like, this looks weird, her waist is really thin, but her ass is enormous, and you're like, it's like a fat ass, but she's not fat.

I don't know how I'm feeling. That doesn't make sense, and black people are like, welcome. But I also, dude, I was so horned up. I thought Blossom was cute and all. I found the good in everybody. That's right, you were a very positive youth. Newt. But even Kimmy Gibbler, I was like,

I would because I think she would. Blossom was cute. Ish. And when she got in trouble for saying you shouldn't go up to somebody's producer's hotel room because you could just have a meeting downstairs, so obviously don't go up there. They're like, fuck you!

Fuck you, do whatever they want! Fucking mind bialic. When did she say that? You know, during the Me Too thing, she was like, listen. And They can do whatever they want. Fucking Mayim Bialik. When did she say that? You know, during the Me Too thing, she was like, listen. And she even was pretty clear. She's like, guys, no one deserves anything like this. But young actresses, can you just start using your head? Don't go up to hotel rooms.

I don't go up to hotel rooms. They were getting like, you're ugly, though, you fucking Jewish bitch. Yeah, they're not wrong. But here's the thing. She wasn't, though. The problem was it was short-lived. They got her for a moment.

Go back to those pictures of Mayim Bialik. Well, she ended up doing another mass. She was known as Blossom and always will be, and then she did a long stint on the nerd show. Of course, no, but here's the thing. Big bang theory. So did the boyfriend from the... It's Roseanne.

Roseanne. They had a whole second act. Big money. Big money. No, no, no, absolutely. It's a huge... Is that the one who went to jail for. Big money, big money. No, no, no, absolutely. It's a huge. Is that the one who went to jail for rape? No, that's Danny Masterson from that 70s show. So, no, but here's my point is saying,

right about the end of Blossom, they were starting to figure out, she was getting older, mind be like, and they were figuring out, go down, go down. They're like, she can, she's actually cute for two. Where's the one, right there. She's genuinely pretty, I would have liked this girl all through high school for sure. And she's Tiffany Pretty. And then what? She's genuinely pretty I would have liked this girl all through high school for sure

Tiffany pretty and then not real pretty Tiffany pretty I got you but I'm saying almost an approachable Almost unapproachable almost approachable. I'm saying approachable pretty but she but they made her like and you were almost be like Oh shit, they took the dorky girl and she figured how to get pretty This is like when Courtney Schwartzberg showed up for the junior prom looking all good. Yeah, but here's a thing They're quirky. They weren't making her ugly, they were making her quirky, which is interesting. No, absolutely, but I'm saying she figured out almost like a look to make her attractive as a celebrity.

But then, fucking Judy is a man. It really just comes sometimes for ladies. And just fucking somewhere. Because the next time she emerged, she emerged and you go, oh, look at her playing this character on Big Bang Theory. But that's who she is now. That's who she is, she emerged and you go, oh, look at her playing this character on Big Bang Theory. But that's who she is now. That's who she is, she's just some Jew now.

She's a Jewish lady who wears front sweaters. What does it do to our faces where that's like, I can never imagine a cute young woman. Nope. That's just straight fucking professor. Yep, just you've always been a serious old lady. But look, you're like, sure. Very successful.

Well, she actually became a neuroscientist and then went on Big Bang. I believe that too. For sure, but isn't it just so funny how fast she went from like, here's the thing. She was in line to host Jeopardy. Yeah. Because she was like, I make the questions.

In these late teens, early 20 years pictures they have of her being like pretty though, she's caring about things like still about like the way she, you know what I mean? Like, does this look good? Does my ass look good in this? Am I staying in here? She did care about her looks. And then she's just like, she was the way she, you know what I mean? Like does this look good? Does my ass look good in this? Am I staying in? She did care about her looks. And then she was like, no, I'm like a smelly, smart person.

Yeah, now she runs a foundation. Yeah. She Columbus'd herself. She can still, she can still, I mean the character is very dorky on the show. She can still, I think, get done up. I mean, she looks pretty there. She's volleyball hot.

That's a fucking crazy man of real estate from that lower lip to chin. That's a log, that's somebody pulled volleyball hot. That's a fucking crazy man of real estate from that lower lip to chin. That's a log. Somebody pulled that apart. That's a fucking Lenode. Yeah, that seems like something. It really is Judaism. It just comes through. Same with a fat Mexican, too.

Eventually, he gets super hot young, and then he's like, what the fuck? How'd you tell him to run a buella so fast? Oh, man, you're right. And also, Asian also hits a fucking... I'm not talking about race obviously hits a wall I know but I'm just talking about but I'm talking about the immediate. Yeah over fucking night. You're just not that person anymore You're like, oh wow, you've become like an older person

People who go from child to lady. Yeah, the one that defied it all I still swear is Beautiful today is Mia Sarah. She aged better than anyone. Sloane Peterson and Ferris Bueller. Ferris Bueller's girlfriend. She looks phenomenal today. Fuck, listen. Yeah, my ambialic though.

Mia Sarah. She went from like, you're right, like, cute, like, jab to soft to. Yes. Yes. She did. She did. She did.

She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. I just softed out. Who's this? That's not me. Sarah? That's Sloan. No. It's just some chick. Yeah. You just looked up someone with a chick. Look at that chick.

I played Kimmy Gibbler telling her to eat something. Is that her? No. Nope. Is that her? No. It's me as MIA. I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm

the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, oh, I'm the guy who's like, Just look up some other chick. Look at that chick. I play Kimmy Gibbler telling her to eat something. No. Nope. No, it's Mia. It's M-I-A-S-A-R-A. But it's fine.

Cameron, who I adore. And I remember it having such an effect on me. Of course, Full House was a staple of ABC's TGIF lineup, with the series being centered on widower Danny Tanner raising his three daughters with his brother, Amal Jesse, and friend, Joey. Over the course of eight seasons, with the series being centered on widower Danny Tanner raising his three daughters with his brother-in-law Jesse and friend Joey. Over the course of eight seasons,

Full House explored its share of serious topics like child abuse, teen drinking, and sex. But the very special episode, the best one of Full House, came in late season four and it was titled Shape Up. Is that Ricky Martin in the back of that? It is. Is that Ricky Martin poster? No, that's George Michael.

It's also funny to say this, and looking at her hair now and how ridiculous it was, and obviously it's about her becoming bulimic, I think though, and I was probably the right age for it, like I said when the show started I was 10, I kind of followed her along as a girl. I bought Bop Magazine, Tiger Beat, and those were... You jerked off through the back seat of cars outside of school Maybe no, I never did that But I mean I definitely like I definitely I thought she was like hot like when I was a kid

I was like a hot chick to me. I thought yeah. Yeah, Candice Cameron particularly I agree in fact followed it on then I was kind of like checking back in I'm like she was always so pretty and then She was with Pavel Bure and then she's like now she's like mega conservative and knowing what their stupid brother Who's her brother Kirk Cameron? Yeah, they're crazy. That's Kirk Cameron sister. Yeah. Yeah Wow He got real Christian wouldn't let wouldn't had to write off a lady from his show cuz she posed naked playboy Julia McCullough She was so hot. She was so hot and also on the show also on the show Believable and I loved when she came on Growing Pain. It may have been a jump to shark moment, I don't know,

but I'm saying for someone who didn't know what that was at the time, you just watched the shows. When she came on the show, it was like, oh man. Oh man, that girl is beautiful. And then like years later, that's beginning. This was pre-internet, so it was no one like, you know she's a playboy, no one knew. Yeah, right.

You know what else is hot, Ari? Her soul, because she's gonna burn in hell. When you're right you're right. Let's see if we can get these pigs puking. The image and eating issues experienced by the oldest tanner daughter DJ. She feels pressure because she'll have to wear a bathing suit to her best friend Kimmy Gibbler's pool party. DJ doesn't like the way she looks and decides she has to get skinny in the two weeks before the party. First of all, that's impossible. It's impossible, yeah.

That's dumb. That's like, the only kind of weight you're gonna lose is like fighting weight, like what you need to do. Like you're gonna lose water. You can cut, but that's about it. Now yeah, go talk to a legit hot lady. Yeah, everyone's gonna know that you're a big fat pig still. They're just gonna think you look sick.

She could lose a few. She's a good child. She's chubby in the face. I love it. I'm just saying. Of course. I'm just saying it's so funny. You're a child.

Lose some weight, you fat pig. There you go, sweetheart. Now you'll be pretty enough for prom. There you go. Always hold your partner's hair. All right. Now men are going to want you. Hey, you go. Always hold your partner's hair. Alright, now men are gonna want you. Hey, if you're lucky, maybe that loud teacher...

I noticed that loud teacher never molested you. Oh yeah, she's talking to Lori Loughlin. This family loves shortcuts, am I right? Yeah, that's right. Getting to college easy. This family lo family loves shortcuts, am I right? Yeah, that's right. Get into college, easy. This family love shortcuts, don't they? Just because of the interest, I wanna get through some more of these while we can.

We know this one's about bulimia, for sure. Let's see what the next one is. Let's see what the next one is, just go to the next. Family ties. Oh, Mr. Belvedere. Wesley's friend. Okay, Wesley's the littlest boy. What's the name of the episode?

Christine, get off the, don't do that, because I wanna see. What's the name of the episode? Wesley's friend. Wesley's friend. Again, it's also, they really never wanted you to like, talking about never dealing with issues, how about it happening to the kids in the family more?

And there was always some fucking friend they had to deal with. And what if like, it'd be funny if the episode just started, he goes, dad, my friend's being abused by his father. And you go, son, we got our own problems. I'll be honest with you, I can't. What do you want me to do about that? We're making ends meet this month.

Wasn't there a rumor this was Marilyn Manson too? Yes, there was, Kevin. Kevin from Mr. Bubba. And Wonder Years, right? And Paul Pfe. And Wonder Years, right? And Paul Pfeiffer from Wonder Years. Boner, Boner. Who watched up dead on a beach in Vancouver.

Who? Paul Sorvino? Boner. Oh, Boner. Boners to Bone. Did he really? Yeah, his sister was a comedian. Do you remember, really?

Do you know Boners to Bone's father's name? Marilyn Manson. Nope. It's a very funny thing they did. Now what? In an episode. Sylvester. Marilyn Manson. Nope. It's a very funny thing they did. No. In an episode. Sylvester. So, boner, Stabones, father's name was Sylvester Stabone.

It's not bad. Is that chick, she's cute. The mom, I remember being hotter. She's grody. I remember mom being hotter too, but like I also almost instinctually just had a thing for the first older lady in a thing, not even the sister, no, the mom.

I could always find a thing about the mom. I always liked the sister, but I was also mostly checking out the mom, because she had usually boobs and things like that. So you think the mom on Growing Paints, I remember her being hot. You think she was not hot? Joanna Kearns?

She had to be hot. She wasn't that hot at all. I thought Larry Appleton's girlfriend from Perfect Strangers was the end all be all of hot. She's pretty. That's it. She's pretty. Wow.

What's wrong with this? I never cared about. What's his friend? I'm saying- A friend's getting molested. Yeah. Or what's his friend? Could be friends with a retard.

We both just saw the same screen cap because Christine won't stop doing the goddamn thing I told her to stop doing. And we all saw a goofy kid. God damn it. Let's see it. Well give us one chance to see, give us one chance to just say I know I gotta do

the plugs and everything. Mr. Belvedere. Oh after Ryan White, he's gay! Gay, at that age? Oh wait, no that's AIDS. Yeah, somebody called in earlier with this information. AIDS. Yeah, well, oh, it's right, so it's, oh, it's so-

Wait, the kid actually had AIDS? Well, Ryan White had AIDS. What, does he got a short-sleeve sweater? No, Ryan White- What the fuck is he wearing? Dude, wasn't Ryan White one of the kids where like Michael Jackson, like, he's like, oh, thank God Ryan White finally died

with all that information. Oh, really? I think so. Although I guess it's not cool if it didn't happen that I'm going like Ryan White was molested by Michael Jackson. Just like that Sydney either. Oh, so this kid's not retarded, that's just one of the guys.

With all the misinformation that he's heard, Wesley doesn't want to wear the Lincoln costume and wants Danny to stay away from him. The family has a discussion through which viewers learn that AIDS is contracted through sexual contact, infected needles, and contaminated blood. Still, Mr. Belvedere and Mr. Anderson-Bell is our concern. Yeah, well I've been becoming blood brothers

and butt fucking my new friend. That's the issue, Mom. That's the problem. Yeah, Mom was hot to me still. I get the thing, you're just like. She looks better there than the picture. Yeah, you're like, can I sit on your lap? Hug me, I know we have to break, I know, I know.

I could do this forever. Well, let's save this for the next time I come back. We absolutely will. Ari, can I sit on your lap? Hug me. I know we have to break. I know, I know. I could do this forever. Well, let's save this for the next time I come back. We absolutely will. Ari Shaffir. Just remember it. Yeah, we'll get right back into it. Ari Shaffir is going to be on the fair. Don't do it without me.

I won't do it without you. It's very fun, right? The farewell tour dates coming up in Atlanta, Seattle, Calgary, Portland, Bray of Vancouver, Edmonton, Portland, Denver, and so much more for tickets and all tour dates. Visit arishaffir.com and use the promo code Ari for the pre-sale that starts today, Wednesday. So make sure you check out Ari's new show,

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Did you be tripping? Listen, we're all well in the meantime I'll say Robert Kelly is gonna be the ACME comedy company this week and everybody I'm gonna be in Buffalo helium in two weeks So many fun dates coming up everybody check me out out, bigjcomedy.com, punchup.live slash Robert Kelly. And Ari? I got one thing, guys, it's the fucking Yankees and it's the World Series. And if you're a New York fan, you've been a bandwagon fan, we accept you. Don't get tickets to the game, but go fucking wear your jersey, walk the streets, celebrate in the city's greatness.

A subway series will be the greatest thing ever in the city. Get out there and show your support. All are welcome. New out there and show your support. All are welcome. New York. Aaron Guggi. Aaron Guggi. I thought you were a cunt and I was right. She's a Phillies fan.

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