The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Jewish Columbus with Tim Butterly

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

The gang has been off for a few weeks with a Skankfest hangover and they return with no Bobby and technical problems. Tim Butterly fills in as co-host and Jacob informs everyone the Christopher Columbus was actually Jewish! Jay plays clips of Diddy telling children to leave the party so he can have a Freak Off. Marlon Wayans claims that he leaves early at Diddy's parties. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly We were gone for two weeks Came back to major tech problems It is the bonfire everybody fuck all that we're live who gives a shit we're back for your listening pleasure serious XM faction talk 103 I'm Big Jay Okerson Kelly, not here. He's in his second week of filming the pilot for Comedy Camp, which I can't hear from him at all, because he's really off the grid, but I have to assume with the pack of people that are out there, it's not going great. No, I mean, I have all the faith in the world, but I would have snuck a satellite phone out there.

Something. It's just to really do it, I think some of them are going to crack. Everybody, that voice sitting in Bobby's chair today, we're going to be running with guest hosts all week. Everybody from Iledelf, Pennsylvania, the DadMeet podcast, one of my favorite people in the world, the hilarious Tim Butterly sitting in.

Wow, thank you so much. Thank you so much for having me. What an honor. The tech issue is honestly grating my autism in a way that I don't know that I can, it was good. Oh, thank God. We're back? Just like that, we're back?

It took everything in me to not elbow everybody out of the way. It's never going to die in me, dude. The IT guy will live forever. Follow the chords. Follow the cords. Follow the goddamn cords. Move, move, move, move, move. Yeah. Big Jim's in here. I lived in that forever. Big Jim is in here on the floor. Getting dirty with it. He got it done. We're underneath Christine's console. And I'm saying, this is my area right now. We're in my world. I'm saying, wow, nothing but respect, dude.

We need to get it done. This whole thing is an HR nightmare. Phenomenal. Ha ha ha. And I'll try my best not to knock out one of these 1,000 chords that are exposed over here by my feet. I'll do my absolute best. That's my promise to SiriusXM.

Thank you. It's going to be awful when you start dancing and then there's sparks coming out of the floor. That's my promise to SiriusXM. Thank you. Oh no. It's going to be awful when you start dancing and then there's sparks coming out of the floor. We haven't done a live show since before Skankfest, which was two weeks ago, which was crazy times. Another amazing festival. Is it our last time in Las Vegas? I don't know.

Christ, everything in me helps. God, please. God, please, dude. I don't know if my soul or body could absorb another week of that. I don't know. Christ, everything in me hopes so. God, please. God, please, dude. I don't know if my soul or body could absorb another week of that. I don't want to. Please. It's a great backdrop for the festival, but it's just, it's a lot, man. This year is the year I realized more than anything else that you can't escape loud,

loud music, most of all, and noise in any path involving the festival. Until you are in your hotel room, and then hopefully have blackout shades that don't show you like the city's electric. There's a vector for every single window in every building to be blasted by a sound check for a music festival you would never

in one million years attend. It is the bleakest, you're hanging on by a thread psychologically the entire time. It feels like you're inside of a gigantic slot machine actually. Yes, I think, I have to guess, and this is probably common knowledge, but I'm just a dummy, is that it seems it's probably very purposefully done

to disorient people when they're gambling and it's just there's non-stop shit. Which is crazy because you look at the people that respond to that and go, and it's probably very purposely done to disorient people when they're gambling and it's just there's Look at the people that like respond to that and go and it's like these people are disoriented on a good day Yeah, they live their lives disoriented all these like amputee immigrants are like hang like Leave alone man. There was a I guess you'd say a Half woman in one of the circles. I think you saw that all Jacob. Yes, I don't understand the circles straight biology of it the the circles like the little free much tree Okay, so every day people if you don't know free much streets the street that goes underneath the huge over

You know the overall like the hood that has video the huge over, you know, the overall, like the hood that has all the shit. The video ceiling. Yeah, the video screen. Which is crazy because it shows like a blue sky during the day. Like where. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it's blocking out the beauty,

anyway. And then it just. That's reflected on the streets below. And then every 15 minutes it goes, the Katy Perry experience. And then just the whole screen becomes like this one, it does, or three Katy Perry songs and it does, that's the show. That's the, if you come to Fremont Street, like, oh Perry songs and it does, that's the show. That's the, if you come to Fremont Street,

like oh, well every half hour you'll catch the show. It's almost like the lights for Christmas over here. They do the show every like 20 minutes or 30 minutes. Yeah, except it's the lights going out in your eyes. It's a, but that's, so they all get in there in the morning I guess you have to put in for a lottery. Am I right Christine? I thought it was first come first serve. No, no, no, you get assigned it.

No, I think it's King of the Hill, actually. At any given time, you need to be prepared to defend your freak circle. I mean, everything from people making palm leave art, where they're making baskets, and it's almost like, wow, that's pretty neat. And then someone else is just like, look I only have half a body, look! But missing parts that you think a human being needs to keep going. It's crazy. Yeah that's what I'm saying. It's like a lower half. It's almost inspiring. You don't have an ass. She only had enough body, she had enough body to maybe have three ribs and a heart. There's nothing, there was no, definitely

no intestines. It would be impossible. Yeah. Pretty crazy. But uh, and that's the human will man. But then you'll see like, they said I'd never sit on the floor and strangers throw piss soaked coins at me. But look at me now. But look at me now motherfucker. Um, there was one last year, my favorite guy, was a guy, he had a sign in front of him that said, I'm a vet. Thank you, Jim. Way to go. Big Jim gets it done.

He had a sign that said, I'm a vet. And he just cracked a beer and sat there with his hand in his pocket and just stood there in front of a bucket and said, I'm a veteran. And he didn't want to do anything, he didn't want to talk or answer any questions. You're doing that in the face of groups of jacked black guys doing flips off of each other.

And you're gonna go, I'm a vet. It's like, brother, look at them. I mean, he cleared them by a head at least. Also what we did was very funny, I don't know if anybody else, were you there for the skank walk in the morning? No, I missed it. So on the skank walk, which we do every year We kind of gathers in front of the Plaza for a few minutes

And then we just walk down to notoriety and I think free one Street hates it the people who the powers would be over there I don't know if they can tell the difference dude. No, it is a moment. Yeah, 600 fucking diabetic new metal That's just the high tide You're not wrong. Yeah, like I was oh, it's this time to set your watch by it This is gonna happen every day freak parade, but we got to one of them where the it was the guys doing like the Everybody gather around everybody gather around we're gonna do some break dance moves And that he just happened to do that at the time where it was just the whole skank walk circled around them for them to do and it was their moment and I'm telling you it was funny they did stuff and more impressive anything I

could possibly do but it just wasn't that great and like while they were doing like the warm-up stuff everyone started chanting this is gay which was hilarious this is gay yeah they're skipping're Y'all yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no give it up y'all yeah And then they had a chance to like nail one and the guy like it was just like whatever they go Give it up y'all come on Yeah and then they would do something would nail something and everyone would a cheer again and then just Communally while they were performing everyone was just like

Communally while they were performing everyone was just like You're spinning on your head so like every half a second you're seeing more more people walk dancing for nothing at all Yeah shit that was really funny that street though man Yeah, by the fourth day and there was so much going on that like it was just like that's how I felt disoriented I would just yell at the sky. You're just like, please stop. Yeah, it's permanently shortening your life bar, man. Oh no. You're not gonna get some of that back.

No, no, no, no, yeah, for sure. And you're just going home, like the little amount of sleep. And then 1 a.m., you're done. You go, whew, I'm bushed. Time to walk back to my hotel room exhausted, and it's, again, the lights, they're brighter. Oh yeah. It's like living inside of a microwave.

The music's louder. Your brain, it feels like it's swelling inside of your skull. You're dehydrated, you've been drinking all day. And you go, I'm gonna get away from this, I'm gonna walk one block in either direction and go down the side streets and you go, this looks like Sarajevo.

What the? It's like, it's like, it's like Fist of the North Star punks in the desert, like decapitating each other. It does look like the hills have eyes country. It's a because they're hat. The amount of like homeless 70 year old women that are dancing down the street. That freaks me out more than anything. They feel the joy of Fremont Street barefoot party. I mean, grooving like they'reving like they're body is full of parasites I mean barefoot is absent. You're right. They're plenty are I'll tell you what you don't see a lot of though in Fremont Street And I will say that New York has tons of I'm sure downtown Philly has tons of on a weekend night like that

crying girls Not a lot of girls crying and on Fremont Street. It's it's sloppy drunk or like having the time of their life. Sure. I never see a woman walking on Fremont street like, can we just go? Like they're into it. They love it. There might be an upper limit on the amount of sadness

one of those people can feel though. They're in the deductible for sadness already. They just bought a white gold diamond necklace for $100 They begged all day to buy a three foot beer bong at night another walking around holding it They look like they were in a shipwreck their clothes are tattered their barefoot and they're drinking a huge purple Plastic beer maybe second only to Florida is Vegas a place though where you just like the crispy old lady

mmm sauced up at the end of the night walking around almost fully dried out a stupid hat yeah exactly like they're getting like You can see every line in there. It's so textured Yeah, and you watch them like set up on the beach like morning till night, and there's like they're trying to be taken by the sun They want to evaporate mind and body. Yeah, their lips have, their lips have asshole lines around them. Well, they're also like extremely sexually active too, man. So those holes are getting, you know,

they're using up every last drop. Oh yeah. No, no, for sure. And that's the, yeah, that's the quintessential too, Vegas. Going to Starbucks in the morning is seeing the huge titted, still gut, but pecker legs lady, with a guy who still has the shape of muscles,

but you can just tell it's like soft and he's tired. Yeah, destroying their livers and then the rest of their body catching up. I wonder how many of those people that, cause it's, I mean, that was a lot. For one, per capita, square mile, whatever, that was the most destitute people I've ever seen. And I was just wondering how many of them

were people that came and lost every last dime to the point where they couldn't even travel home. And then they just, now you just are there every day. And I was living in that simulation for a little bit. Oh, that's gotta be a fun one though. Yeah, everyone's, yeah. Oh yeah, I never have to go home from Dave and Busters? Okay, cool.

Or just, how about the pure acceptance of being a half person and then going- Like physically or- Physically, like the lady we saw, there was the lady who was, I said, right below tits was a box. There was no magic trick. Now, did you get a glimpse of her primary conveyance?

Was she a hand walker, like a Toy Story Sid toy? Or did she have a skateboard that she put her body on? My guess would be some sort of a rolling something that she knuckles in the grounds of. But she must have to sweat out excrement, because she had no lower half. I don't understand Yeah, what is going on? Do you think maybe just the very bottom of her they just made a shoot? Just made a little dookie hole right in the bottom of her it'll fall out

There's no bottom half. Yeah, where does that stuff go? Maybe it comes back up Christine when you get the computer up and going Bring up half people Bring up up half people People cut in half digestive system dot JPEG, please you go man. That guy it's not so much He doesn't have a wiener. He also doesn't have an asshole To those fucking shredded ass muscles, I guess Wow That's got to be a pussy eating experience You never forget if anybody asked me why this what's my excuse when this guy is such in good shape and he's only half person my excuse would be yeah he only has to work

out half a body dude. I don't have that kind of time. Yeah he eats a Robocop food page. Also his arms are his legs. He hooks up to a Roomba port at home that both provide sustenance and eliminates his waist I'm out here getting lunch for myself. He has to just dock I have to assume anytime that lady got out of that circle. She was an imminent danger Second she that circle is our safest space As soon as she leaves you have to make yourself known coming through me down here on the Fremont Street, dude How would you step on that?

Yeah, that'd be like stepping on a fucking like a dead bird You didn't see it coming. You weren't thinking. You weren't looking down for that. The tiny bones in your hands just constantly getting high heels. Like, ah, ow! There's somebody down here. I would wear hockey gloves, I think. Actually, I just saw, I just watched the new Beetlejuice movie.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. And the villain in it, They're a soul sucker and That's what happened like she sucks their soul and then their bodies turn into this and it just drops them on the ground It looks like if they came back to life a little bit what they have people Yeah, they have people like they have had their soul sucked Or like they put a vacuum in their mouth and like someone pulled it out before it got to the middle of their body Like their legs just rolled up like fucking Wicked Witch. Man, that's my worst fears, not having legs. Worst. You know what I mean?

It's pretty bad fear. I don't know if it's my worst. Because there's so much to do. Would you try to make it cool? Would you get into like, what do they call it? Murderball? When they play wheelchair basketball? What is that? Murderball. Yeah.

No, there was a guy, well listen, I'm always impressed. My will to live, at least outwardly I feel when I think about it is short is like not a it's not very like I don't really have like a fight for it so I'm so impressed when I see exactly look at this guy this half person he's just been placed on top of his counter and he's like I'm gonna make myself a nice meal right now And I'm like no, dude You have nothing to live for and even if he goes no I have kids and everything I go so what? Someone yeah, just put me on the counter. I could

I couldn't wait to unburden my daughter from her legless father who has to be placed on counters if I want to pretend to be a cook You have to ask your editor for upies to put you on the couch. Uppy. So I'll tell you what though, I bet one thing that is fun, the only exhilaration this guy has, I'm assuming he has no wiener. He can't feel any kind of pleasure as far as that goes.

I bet the guys, the whole thing in his life, and he'd be too embarrassed to tell you or show you, is just having somebody he trusts hold his hands and swing him around with a mania. Boom. In a yard for hours upon hours. I go, I think he's going, again! Again!

I bet you also liked laying on the trampoline while the kids popcorned him up and down. Oh my God. Oh my God, so much air. Doesn't happen often enough, man. I mean, he's so light, he can hang himself on anything with his arms and look kind of neat. Oh, I would have little vines around my apartment

so I could Georgia the jungle around. That'd be so fun, the vine through your house. I guess there's nothing stopping you from doing that anyway. There isn't. No, no, there is. You'd have to have major cathedral like ceilings to do that any other house This guy can do that in a fucking trailer. You can vine from end to end a big enough minivan Is a Paralympic like we kick ass and golden with the the Paralympic track, well there's half people racing. I know.

Yeah, they pedal with their hands. Because other countries know, you have no reason to live anymore if this happens to you. But America fills you full of a bunch of bullshit. You could be an athlete no one gives a shit about with your no legs. Gold medal athlete. Paralympics has my favorite sport by the way.

What's that? I think it's called goal ball. And the blind women stand on opposite sides of like a small indoor soccer field type thing with a goal that's as wide as the entire thing. And it's one turn team to shoot and they roll the ball really fast and the blind girls on the other team

all dive and try to stop it. Shut up. That's the entire game dude. Look up Paralympic goal ball. It's the best sport ever. You can buy tickets to that wherever the Paralympics are. You probably have to know it. That's the entire game. Look up Paralympic Gold Ball. It's the best sport ever. You can buy tickets to that wherever the Paralympics are. You probably have to know someone. You have to be vouched.

Oh, is this the Paralympics after dark? Are you going to be laughing really loud the whole time? Paralympics after dark. This sounds like a great fucking sport. Look how big that net is and they're all blind. Oh, it's blind soccer. By the way, all jokes aside, when I watch Paralympic events, I really am like,

damn dude, that's so awesome. I do also, I said I have such a look at them go, dude. I don't know why I would give up so fast. Damn, it's hilarious, just no point. And then someone has to tell them how it went. Really? Because they can't see it. Well, he knows if he didn't touch it.

If he didn't touch it, but they also miss a lot. Oh man, do they ever, it's hilarious. So it's just goalie versus goalie? Pretty much, yeah, it's one-on-one knock hockey at the highest level though. Christine, I hate to be this person, but you're showing me the guys, which are probably gonna be, I mean, there's no chance.

Look at all these sighted guys just cheering and being excited. They have no idea, they're like, I guess. You need a spotter. They have to constantly ask what the score is. Yeah. They can't look up, time limits, anything. And where am I?

North or south, be honest. Am I looking at the goal? Before they shoot, I think someone, like an official, like bangs a thing on the other net so that they know where it is or something like that. Damn, they try to make them use dog senses? That's fucking weird. Yeah, so this is, I mean, this is it.

No, dude, let me tell you something. It's so impressive, their will to do stuff. I think I would have found every reason with disability to fucking completely just go, I would just be a pile, a big fat pile in a bed with tubes in me, just going like, what the difference is, I can't see. Yeah, what would you get into? What would be your vice though?

You'd be filling your time with something really undesirable, and it wouldn't be television if you're blind. Okay, so we're gonna go with blind? No, let's start with blind. Oh my God, I would have to get so good at vividly picturing pornography based solely on audio erotica Yeah, why I would have to be they have talked to me a lot

Oh, and they're whispering into the mic and get really close and give you the SS No, no, no, I want it to be like I want to be very matter-of-fact like I took off my panties there I shaved two days ago. So you're seeing a little something scratchy, but like It's still pretty smooth. No, but it's not unpleasant Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he goes and that's just me for me being wet. That's not pee or anything I'm off my period like two weeks Yes, so g2g baby good to go All right, and now you've inserted it feels pretty good

Thank you feeling good feeling good feeling good. So nice It feels pretty good. Thank you. Feeling good, feeling good, feeling good. So nice. Squoosh, squoosh, squoosh, squoosh, squoosh, squoosh. And I could come when you want, whenever you want. Where is, did Black Lou take off because he hates Christopher Columbus? He's off this week.

Wow. That would have been funny to, uh... That would have been really funny to... Start with a land acknowledgement. No, we should have started saying that Bobby is not here for that reason. Yeah. Bobby won't come in until, he's like coming in for, or no Bobby's off celebrating it, he's over there,

he's hugging a fucking, he's protecting a Columbus statue somewhere. He's on 59th Street. Yeah. Get away dude, he did some good things too. He discovered America. Not cool to hold him to today's standards, dude. It's a different time, dude.

How many Native American friends do you have? Indigenous People's Day, right? That's the new name of it. It still says Columbus Day. It depends who you ask. On the calendars. I think on Google. What does it say? It's serious. That's active resistance. What does it say? It's serious accent.

We don't have today off. They say nothing here. So we don't give a fuck about Indians or Columbus. Fuck both of y'alls. That's not my, you know, those aren't my, I have no dog in this fight, man. I'm gonna stay out. What's it gonna do for me to get involved at this point? That's asinine.

I'm more of a pilgrim guy. Call me crazy. Yeah, I'm more of a like disgusting Irish people getting here way too late. Showing up trashed. Put me on a filthy boat with people changing their names By the way, this just came out or I just heard about this today Not good for the Jews. It turns out Christopher Columbus was Jewish It's not good for the Jews. No, why because you don't want to... He's personal in an Angra.

Yeah, he's not popular anymore. Well, I guess... He's considered... But he discovered... Why? Because he came here and showed people how to organize and start their own businesses and built a bank, Columbus Bank. Wow. Give me all your money. I discovered it. How do I know you're here already? How are we just finding that out? Did everyone know this? They just did DNA tests on him or his remains or his relatives. Oh, well that's all the DNA tests now. As I said, Young Dylan told me he read a thing. He said, he said Beethoven, they're finding out, was majority black from his DNA. And I was like, well, they'll tell you why that's not true. And he was like, no, they're saying it's true.

I'm like, no, it's not true because you know Beethoven for his compositions and not for hanging from a tree for touching someone's piano. I'm like, do you know when Beethoven happened, man? It was a different time. We weren't ready for it yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Beethoven was like, sit down, y'all.

I'm about to pick pickle these ivies. But the black ones mowing porn. One day they're going to turn this into the coolest, funktastic disco tune you ever heard. Yeah, all the opera ladies are big fat white bitches, though. Yeah, you know, they sing from their fat bellies, from the diaphragms. By the way, all the pictures you've ever seen of Columbus, he looks like this cool explorer now that he's Jewish. Oh look at that fucking turd.

Oh yeah, fucking Ari with the triangle hat on. Exactly. Yeah. Ugh. Yeah, I would have put him on a boat and sent him away too. Yeah. Yeah, this is the new, come on. Hello.

Yes? Christopher Columbus-stein, I'm Yeah, they said. Oh my god. Come on. Hello. Yes. Christopher Columbus-stein, I'm here about the slaves. They made him so, he was so good looking and everything else, statuesque. He's so statuesque and now he's a troll. That's hilarious, they used to make him Joe Magnianello. Oh fuck, that's hilarious. That's so great. And he was beat, that's hilarious. That's so great.

And he was beat. That sucks. Yeah, look at the old pictures of him. It's so great. Look at him. He's like a swashbuckler. He looks like Captain fucking Morgan, dude. He goes, wait, he was Jewish.

He goes, oh, let me work on this a little bit then. Let's get rid of that wispy nice hair and put a little Jew fro on him. Before and after, man. Once you find out somebody's a Jew. Yeah. Now he can be played by Gene Wilder. That's Hemsworth on a boat right there. Fuck, dude, he looks gorgeous.

Now they make him look like Eugene Levy. Italian Americans must be crushed today. Crushed. Whoa, you did that? Oh, gobble goobs. He was like super catholic like he wasn't no apparently that's not the he had to he took a name christopher columbus oh to hide that he was jewish i guess so yeah well good job too now until 2024 he kept it cool oh my god imagine having a fucking jewish boat captain sailing in such, you know before he was ever crossed These these slaves are getting

Ever seen of Christopher Columbus. Never seen it before. Now that he's Jewish. That's crazy. He looks like a fucking troll. Wow man. That is fucking crazy. Christopher Columbus smelling a fart on a boat. Okay, we're running out of food. It's becoming a problem. It's getting very stinky down there.

Now, we're gonna catch our deaths if we go back to Spain. You said Joe Mangalini or whatever. Joe Mangalonglio. Before picture you showed it really did look like him. Dude they made him like a young John Hamm. Oh my God. In the third picture, he almost looks like Jacob. That's crazy. Look at that. Put that out. New research presumes Christopher Columbus was Jacob. Jacob, Halloween, dude, we got to put you in a frilly-armed shirt and a Halloween, dude. We gotta put you in a frilly, a frilly arm shirt and a nice triangle hat.

The Nina, the Penta and the Santa Maria. You see? Oh my God, that's fantastic. Oh my God, that's just insane. That's incredible. My skin is burning out here. As soon as they found this out, man, the new pictures came out

oh hey these people are savages give them blankets give them blankets with diseases even I need this for my jewelry store I'm trying to hide some of my funds from my soon-to-be bitch ex-wife. I guarantee you they said make they typed an AI make a Jewish Christopher Columbus and these are the trolls that it popped out of. Well no they have his DNA they're doing like a reconstruction. Right. This is all backed by science man I hate to break it to you. He was a disgusting Jewish troll. And that's on you guys now, dude. I'm sick of it. Do you think people would be upset if they put up new statues and made him super obnoxious?

Julie looking like he's laughing his hands and hunched over. He's now wearing like a three-piece suit and like a pocket watch. Yes. What a nightmare. These boat rentals are costing me out the ass the proverbial ass The last thing Jews needed 25 years ago we would have been psyched on this You know they do control everything supposedly

They're probably gonna start scooping up free agents that were like not using you know I mean, they're gonna rebuild and they're gonna be like yeah, we are kind of nasty and we're cool with that Oh my god. Yes. Now we gotta say the Jews control the seas Sinbad also famous Jew Dude I hope all of them dude Galileo give them all this man Magellan Newton Newton was a Jewish name I'd be on board Damn that is grad really looks just like Jacob. So fun. It looks like Jacob or also Frank Stallone Also a young Sylvester Stallone, that's moved to Italian.

God damn it, that's so funny. You had the DNA test, how'd they get any DNA from people? There's like bones of people on display around I think. Christopher Columbus? I guess so. Here's Christopher Columbus's femur. I mean I guess someone hung on to it, but what? Can we reconstruct his nose from femur material?

I think they said he has descendants, but I haven't read the article. They probably keep it low profile. They lay low. Trusted samples of remains buried at Seville Cathedral in Spain. No, that could be anybody though. I don't trust any of that shit.

Believed to be the final resting place. Well, let's hope they got it wrong. I hope we save Diddy's bones and find out he was Jewish the whole time. In the hundred years, they're gonna be like, P. Diddy was mostly Jewish. And then do a picture of P. Diddy, a Jewish P. Diddy. Everybody, if you wouldn't mind putting down tops

before you freak off on my couches. You're getting G's everywhere. You're Siemens all over my marble. I saw you see people are mad because I think Travis Barker's son had a Diddy's freak off themed birthday party at Nobu in LA and everybody brought baby oil. That's a great tip. Insensitive to who?

Who's insensitive to who? Probably the victims of P.A.D.D. Diddy's probably cool insensitive. Yes to probably the victims of Did he's probably cool with it. Oh right the other Over the second party my dad. Oh usher's butthole got you Got you usher's sweet sweet, butthole But I was watching another thing today on YouTube though. I didn't listen to any of the Jaguar right lady Have you heard her stuff at all? She's like the former... I thought that was a guy.

No, she's the former... I'm thinking Charles. She's a former assistant of his who was like the main whistleblower and everything, but most of the stuff she said that even sounded crazy is turning out being completely right. But like, P. Diddy, again, if you're going to do all this stuff, what is people's ridiculous need to have everything documented on video. It's to say Filming freak-offs to me unless you're doing it for the exclusive needs of like blackmail and like having power over people That's all it was. Yeah, but like

Why would you imagine hiring caterers every week for your sex party? It would be so exhausting But you get you take some time off from time to time. But do you get the idea of going to like a, if you were invited to like for the first time, a celebrity's house for like a party, and then it's used and it's getting that kind of a wild of a party, do you go like, I'll jump in, I'll be next to Jay-Z

and get my dick sucked by fucking SWV or whatever's happening, do you know what I mean? I would have been finessed into getting butt-fucked I wouldn't even probably think to resist at any point. I'd just be like, babe, I'd be texting my wife like babe Did he said come by to the bar? Yeah, he got the invite Yeah, I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna go I'd be right there and I'd be getting texts from people that I'm like telling about They're like, yeah, like yeah, bro. You've heard about what goes on there. I'm like, I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna go I'd be right there I'd be getting texts from people that I'm like telling about they're like yeah, like yeah, bro You've heard about what goes on there. I'm like, I don't know man. He seemed pretty, you know

You're so nice square biz when we've talked. Yeah, I really didn't have that kind of vibe I I get what you're saying and I appreciate it But like I really don't I didn't pick up on that at all and I could be wrong And it's like three hours later. I'm like in an uber on the way there. I'm just like Yeah, dude, this is so fucking I get there And instantly it's just like okay. It's a little bit intense I don't think I would have I think I said I've says a bunch of times now. I would absolutely want to go Fly on the wall those parties by go. I'm just I'm just a picket although Louis

J. Gomez rope off the perimeter of a plane a thing like that, and you should be able to just like a you know like a haunted house almost I'm here for the rape by the way Are you here to observe or to take part? Observe now observe now. Can I circle back with you? If I change my mind later, can I upgrade? If I want to pay the extra to jump on the thing If I change my mime later, can I upgrade? If I want to pay the extra to jump on the thing. But the guy, forget even filming like the sex shit,

which is already to me pretty crazy, pulling it out. I swear, that's what I would just assume. It was like, but Luis J. Gomez made a good point last week. If I had a fucking heavy swinging dick, maybe I could have been wrapped in more of these situations where I was like, they were like, hey, these prostitutes all want to suck everyone's dicks. Like line up on the couch.

Maybe if I was just like, but the fact that be like now My weiner next to Jay-z and 50 cent yeah Would you treat it like the one they open up the buffet at like a wedding where you're like I want to be first Or would you be like front and center? No, I don't want to be first, but I'd be the person standing by and like nibbling at it the whole night I would just always be close to it and kind of looking over. I'm like wow dude Look at those two girls are double dildo and why everybody throws money at yeah, you know I would just always be close to it and kind of looking over, I'm like, wow dude, look at those two girls, they're double dildoing while everybody throws money at them.

Yeah, you know, I'm gonna get in line before it gets too long. That's crazy. But yeah, just, I would definitely, I'm not saying I'm not like curious to observe all the wacky shit going on. I mean, I'm sure if it was like, just like illegalities and fucking rapes,

I hope that, I don't, I hope, I was saying, guys, stop! I was saying, that's enough, man, I say guys stop I have to assume that's not mid party stuff yeah everyone stop this white party who brought this guy but um but Pete did he filmed himself even doing dumb shit like making proclamations on his balcony he's like kids you got about another hour to have some fun get comfortable because then you have to go home y'all gotta get out of here because then we're gonna have a party like when you get older you gonna want to be at like why would you say that to them I

even get I even thought was weird hey kids have fun that we're gonna be wrapping up pretty soon but you know we want you guys to enjoy yourselves I don't know and then it goes because when you guys, I'm about to fucks yo mama. Yeah, I'm about to beat it up for mommy. He's like, take it away, kid. I'm about to have yo mama and her best friend fuck my butt. Didn't you also kind of get like the,

I perceived him to kind of be like, wink. Kids can stay around if they're into that though. Oh really? That's what I took from that. Because kids gotta be gone. It was very much like, yeah, get the kids out of here, and that's all I'm from that. Because kids gotta be gone. It was very much like, unless... Yeah, get the kids out of here and that's all I'm gonna say. I'm not gonna check up on this later but I have to say it for legality reasons. Is he so rich and so like demented and fucked up

that like he doesn't even uh, because like does somebody really have like every possible kind of accusation he has he's got gay gay pedophile regular pedophile rapist gay rapist, you know, I mean like every kind of like a murderer murderer. I forgot about that. I forgot murder Multiple murder putting people in comas and fucking yeah, probably Rico too It is pretty strange that it is pretty strange that anyone that was getting ready to do something about P. Diddy, like dies, but it doesn't even seem like,

he's good at making them seem, I guess in hindsight now, they do look mysterious, but like Heavy D, right before he died, Al B. Shore was put in a... Wait, I didn't even know about these. So look it up, Al B. Shore was put... Were these in the 90s? Is in a coma, no. 2000s? These sound like 90s? Is it in a coma? No. 2000s?

These sound like 90s names to a clue. Heavy D. Heavy D was from the 80s, 90s. But he died years back. But I mean, his ex-wife. His ex-wife died from pneumonia at 47 years old. Whoa. You know, Ashton Kutcher has some weird, you know, he's being mentioned in all this stuff.

Oh, yeah. He had a girlfriend that died and then I think he dated Brittany Murphy. Who also famously died suddenly. Ashton Kutcher looks like a shit head who would love free golfs. And then Danny Masterson went to prison for, I think that was like real rape.

And he wrote like a letter to the judge like, please man, he's my boy. He's actually a pretty cool guy. Oh him and Mila Kunis both. They were like, listen, you only know Danny Masterson the rapist. Yeah. I'd like to write a letter explaining to you Danny Masterson in his downtime.

This guy helped me move twice. Separate the convict from the conviction. And then there was a video of him at a ditty party like rope swinging across the pool. Dude, Ashton Kutcher was. Twice separate the convict from the conviction and then there was like a video of him at a ditty party like Rope swinging across like the pool dude. I'm sure was way as didn't say recently That's like the reason him and Demi Moore kind of split because it was like some of the stuff going on with that Not cuz she was like super old nerd pussy was fucking weird. No, I mean that's would make sense to me He got all he can ring out of a cover story. Yeah, he got everything you bring out of that old rag

Yeah, he goes. Hey, babe. We got to break up cuz uh, you ever buy a high mileage car. I'm just gonna run it out Yeah, hey, babe. I'm not to break up with you before I don't know There's a video of me and usher 69 in a T. Diddy's house And before that comes out I'm gonna save you the embarrassment So I'm gonna take off if you don't mind. I got another girlfriend to go kill He seemed to be cool with just saying, ah, I'm sure these 5,000 people will be cool. They're not, keep your phones, film away.

Oh, at the ditty parties? Yeah, I trust you all. I think, I think, you know, well, obviously the recording aspect was all big, like, super important. Like, I think the whole, yeah, that was the whole point. But he loves recording. That's why I believe that audio's real. I think that's what, I mean the whole, yeah, that was the whole point. But he loves recording. That's why I believe that audio is real.

I think that's what, I mean. Kerr Metzger does too. Listen, who eventually spilled the beans? Was it one, it was the assistant lady? Jaguar, right, I think was the first big like whistleblower. But if you bring up some of her accusations. Sorry, I'm trying to find who the. But here's the thing.

What was it, 30 years in the making? Oh, go back to that, go back to Marlon Wayans. This is great, Marlon Wayans. Shannon Sharpe asked me about it. And Marlon Wayans, that's a comedian. I don't know who that is. But he's a comic. And he says that he started following Denzel Washington at parties because Denzel told him, always

leave 30 minutes before the devil gets there, or something like that. So he said he always leaves 30 minutes. And then Marlon Wayans starts doing it. But Marlon Wayans years ago, he was like, man, I've been going to P. Diddy parties for 15 years, they never disappoint, you know, whatever, it's like, ain't no party like a P. Diddy party,

and then now on Shannon Sharp, he's like, no, I would always go, I like popping for half an hour, I like high five Mariah Carey, and I'm an early to bed guy. I'm an early to bed guy. In fact, in this video, Marlon Wayans even goes, he goes, nah, did I be out of there like 3 34 o'clock in the morning what? You think that's when the weird stuff starts exclusively at 4 in the morning We've been party. Yeah, we've been partying since the kids were there, dude

They couldn't wait for the kids leaves everybody can start freaking off. I guess That's so great. That's a term that a bunch of guys in suits have to say now. The freak-offs that people would know. And when you see the people, that's what I'm saying, it looks like it was a gathering of people to get dirt on because there's no rhyme or reason to it. It's like, check it out, it goes,

50 cent dressed in white next to Corbin Bernsen and Judge Ellen DeGeneres and fucking uh Shine. What a bunch of degenerates to bring their kids for the daytime version party and then transition to this. Well you know there's all kinds of different people in the world. Not everyone's values are exactly the same and I don't even think they should be you know. Yeah here watch this here the Marlon Wayans. Okay. Always remember that Denzel will leave the parties early. I followed Denzel.

That's the comedian I was talking about. Denzel and Brandon weren't the only ones who allegedly left early. Pause it for a second. I'll say something about this girl. I watched this video today. This is where I got a lot of this from. It's fine.

Her thing is informative wives, she's fine. I hate her face. Bro, that's a Pixar model. She's a girl. And she's actually doing facial mannerisms from Pixar. This is disgusting. She's incredible. She talks, she complains a lot about a comedy show

while it's happening and then says that it's her right. She paid for a ticket, so why can't I tell you I don't like it. Yeah Yeah, so I hate her and I Not even like I got I'd recently my last gig I believe Not Poughkeepsie right before that wherever I was Where did I go? Oh in Spokane, Washington? when I was in Spokane

when I went afterwards to go meet people after the show two girls that were like when I was in Spokane, when I went afterwards to go meet people after the show, two girls that were like, they kicked us out for laughing, and it's like, it takes three seconds of talking to them beyond those first words before you go, No. That's not what happens. That's not what happens. Oh, I'm not allowed to be my birthday? I would pay for a ticket, and I can't even have my birthday. But I came from birthday? Okay, well you guys are first of your dick.

Okay, number one, alright? And I don't even want a fucking beer anymore. And you say it's because it's your birthday? Um, but yeah, Marlon Wayans, watch him go. It's a talk about a guy being like, I heard some stuff, but... ...under fire when people unearthed his 2009 tweet saying, quote, been doing Diddy's parties for 15 years And I must say you never let me down puff unquote

But he's since claimed that he didn't even know the freak offs were happening. I've been to plenty diddy parties I love early. I swear to you. I've never seen The stuff that they they claim to be going on. I never seen so he like like the fun Stuff that they be going on never seen so he like like the fun Then he's like no, but it's Kay. He was actually my friend was his caterer So I'd go for like that and then when they were packing it up I would make myself a plate and call an uber pretty much. I treated more like an afternoon barbecue I was playing I was playing a lot of MLB the show at the time You know, I had a pretty good team going. It was calling me, I got a game on pause.

Never, those aren't the type of parties that I go to. I don't frequent those type of parties. And even if I go, like I said, I've never seen any of this. I'm like, man, I'm gonna remember. First of all, here's where I love the best. When he starts going like, when did that happen? What are they talking about?

And then you see they finally show a profile view of him He's wearing like Jim Morrison pants You mean 332 so they waited for me to leave but I good that way is gone. Yeah, he talked too much All right, good, that Wayne's name is gone. He talked too much. What a fucking dildo, dude. You go, hey man, we about to bring out the girls to suck everybody's dick. He was like, oh man, peace and love, brother,

but as much as I'd love to, and I would love to. I love that for y'all. The Lord don't see that as my past, so I'm gonna have to dip out if you don't mind. I'm gonna have to say an amen and good night. Dude, who's going down? Everyone tells me, everyone keeps asking me to go What's Kev saying about this like you think he's calling me to discuss it?

Jay it's been a while man, but he's casually texting about very incriminating I'm gonna bond man. I might be in some of these freak off videos doing some pretty gay shit with Denzel son You know you was always my favorite I told you that right? I always told you my thing. I got nobody all these people around I got no one I'm gonna go blow my nose on $20 a sheet tissue. I'm trying to find, so I'm finding the alleged attempts right here. Yeah, that's a goodie. So yeah, Suge Knight. He said he tried to kill Albie Shores in a fucking, I think it's in the same thing. I think back in the day, I think it was a goodie.

I think it was a goodie. I think it was a goodie. I think it was a goodie. I think it was a goodie. I think it was a goodie. I think it was a goodie. I think it was a goodie. I think it was a goodie. I think it was a goodie. I think it was a goodie. I think it was a goodie. Yeah, that's a goodie. So yeah, Suge Knight, he said he tried to kill Albie Shores

in a fucking, I think it's in the same thing. But where's the mysterious death? I think it's next, I think it's right after it. Show me some fucking proof, man. Stop piling on. Well, Kid Cudi was like, I think he told him I'm gonna fucking kill you, and then his car blew up in front of his house the next day.

Coincidence, that's a figuring speech, we say that kind of stuff all the next day coincidence. That's a You're dead next time I see you that old trope It's like yeah, right try later pause it Turn the volume up Christine you have a Attempted murders all linked to Diddy. And now seven deaths. I just wanna go back to who these people are, the seven deaths.

Yeah, it's coming. This is what they were gonna tell all book. But it's the Jaguar right lady, it's her part when they do that, when she's talking. She's the, oh go back Christine, you had the thing where he's on the thing talking about the kids gotta leave. Where he's on the roof, other way. I'm so sorry there

Yo, yo, come on kids get comfy says get extra comfortable first. Have you seen this before Tim this part? I don't think I think I saw a different kids were new ones. I think I saw a different adult swim Starter pistol Guys over 30 league starts at uh 7 pm. So it's we need you guys to rap rap it up Finish up we sports bowling kids. It's time to go home put on your PJs and get in the car Yeah, hey everybody get off these ponies. We're about to fuck these some bitches Get extra comfortable kids because after that So get extra comfortable kids, because after that, y'all gotta go.

It's a wrap for y'all, because this thing turns into something that when y'all get older, y'all no one come to. By the way, the real fun though, of having so much footage, having so much footage of a guy with a microphone in front of his face, talking to parties is so fun,

because if you could do a good enough impression, you could have him saying anything you want. Kids, if you gonna leave now's the time, or else y'all's got to fuck Kanye West. All right then, it's official. It's official, you guys wanna stay or you wanna leave? You wanna fuck Uncle Kanye? Yeah, all right now.

All right, why party on? Forget I said anything. This kid's cool, man. But again, it's also great, it's wonderful how they play Forget I said anything. This kid's cool, man. I like it. But again, it's also great, it's wonderful how they play dark music over everything he's ever done now. So no one thought about him and Justin Bieber for years. But now it looks like every time they play the music,

it always looks like, even the words he's saying just sounds like he's going like, yeah, you won't see my bits in that pretty motherfucker. Tell him, he's got his hand around the back of his neck. Yeah. You don't need friends when you around the back of his neck. Yeah. You don't need friends when you got Diddy in your life. When you got Diddy in you. I read an article where he said a guy who was new to the party walked into a, I think it was at a strip club, a Diddy party.

In a way game. Yeah, one of his handlers said, that's for the ladies, meaning all the champagne on the left was the spike champagne, and so drink from that side only. Make sure you don't, like, everything for the women was drugged. Wow. That's great.

It's crazy. I mean, it's crazy and stupid to do that. I'd so mean, and like, why would you even treat someone like that? You have to have the, but you have to have the, something have to have the something in that mental I've never quite understood the fucking the drugged woman being like if I don't know if I know anyone who's ever done it and if I have I'd

Love to ask. I'm like, why do you want to fuck like a flopped like? Such a bizarre thing. Maybe it's like a time management management thing like they they they start you might not be wrong I think speedrunning pussy with normal women and seeing how quickly like how I know exactly what they've got their set They know exactly what interactions to have and then bam well I think something in them, but I think what I don't have that I would be like well It's all the drugs that's making this girl like susceptible and just lay there while I fuck her I think these guys was with that level of importance they feel they have or fame that they're like they're we don't want to fuck I just don't have the

time to talk to them for the next three hours and listen to their dreams. Yeah so we're gonna fuck anyway so we might as well. I guess that's the only I'd be honest with you of all I've thought about that that's the only kind of thing you're saying that could make sense and like they have to believe that like Nothing, they want it. Anyway, it's just like come on. Let's get to it like get them sleepy and being like, let's fuck look I don't want to sound like it. I don't sound like I would be like if I drug somebody I'm like They're gonna fuck me because I'd knock them unconscious Look, I don't want to sound like I like I'm like a judgemental like jerk about this

But like I just don't watch Cos think it might be indicative of some pretty serious personality flaws. And it's not, and look man, I didn't go to college, I don't know anything, it's just. Well they say, I mean R. Kelly, when that came down, I was like, his neighbor was like butt fucking him and his brother, and like shit happened to them, you know what I mean, and they were saying,

one thing I watched recently, he said P. Diddy's mom was a teacher, substitute teacher, and prostitute. Dad was killed. So I mean, you know? She would like fuck John's in front of him. Yeah, so honestly, what's funny about it is, I just realized that we should bring this up tonight, because you're doing Legion of Skanks tonight.

That P. Diddy really is like Lou. If Louis had more money, he'd be going to jail for the same thing. Dead father, prostitute mother. Same formula, man. Different outcomes, man. Yeah, Louis is like, how close am I to a white party? So far, buddy.

Still pretty far. Dude, Louis could host a white party eventually. All right, kids. I don't know about a freak off, but Louis could definitely. I mean, he has the linen suit already. Oh, he'd host a white party, but the freak are, all right, alright kids time to go Uncle Lewis has to freak off

Yeah, but his his would also be like kind of a retarded version of it where he'd be making dudes like wrestle him competitively He was why I thought it was sexual but actually what happened is they fucking broke my jaw my fucking orbital bone crack No, I want to keep going man. My fucking orbital bone cracked. No, I wanna keep going, man, I'm just pretty tired. Yeah, he was my guest, but eventually he asked, Louis, can't we just be forced into on-film gay sex? Kids, doggies, y'all got about an hour left in the bounce castle before I beat the shit out of your fathers.

You guys wanna be at the white party? Then fight me! Baby James, watch, this is how you host a party. My son comes out like, yeah, Luke beat the shit out of me pretty bad. Only the toughest of you shall stay for the next part of this. That is a freak-off. First you have to survive a fight tournament, then you get to go to the freak-off.

Child fight club. The bracket system. Ah, shit. The child bracket system. Better luck next time, doggy. Go sit in the car as a Capri Sun. We do a white party quarterly. You'll be back. You'll get your next chance.

Train. Man, Lewis is very, I said to him the other day, I was talking about again, like I just saw a commercial for Three Days Grace coming back, and I was like, fuck that guy from Three Days Grace who threw wine at us years ago. I didn't know about this. On Shiprocked, years ago, when no one knew we were

on the boat, they asked us to do a live Legion of Skanks podcast too, on the boat, which was fun. We knew nobody was gonna be there and fucking, you know what I mean, but whatever. but there was a few people that actually came Maybe yeah three tops. Yeah, but like a couple people They're actually to see us cuz they followed me from like us one of the ship rocks I think there's a pretty healthy overlap between your fans and ship rock attendees Currently yeah for sure. Oh, yeah, you know now it'll be great

But at the time like they just didn't know it's from any there wasn't anything to know it's from skanks it just started and stuff so we did it on the boat and a guy kept coming up to us long story short and just kept like telling us to shut the fuck up and Bob turns out we didn't know I do is the guitar player from three days grace and then when he was walking and then we were telling like fucking beat it we're like dude we're like we just set up a fucking thing like we're booked to do it you fucking jerk off like fuck off and then he came over and threw wine He thought he was throwing wine at Dave Smith, but because of the shape of wine glasses

Yeah, there it is because of the shape of wine glasses it fucking blasted me completely and only oh it vortex on the way out Yep, ooh, and so then it was like a fucking whole thing. That's him being You know, is there audio for this? It's not really camera here much is that rich Iranovich talking rich Iranovich skip talk just kept up going that's pretty funny me and Dave and Lewis were up and then uh was he drunk yeah yo yeah but what's fucking funny is just the course this night to go fast, I was irate after this. Even after it happened and it settled

into what just happened, I was even more irate. So we went to go fucking find him at one point and then they were like, they kept asking us not to please and everything and then we even said we wouldn't and then I went looking for him again and then when we saw him, the guy who ran the boat, I don't know if he still does, I don't think he's on the boat. On this cruise, is it against the rules

for two guys to just shove each other a little bit? Uh, it should, yeah. You know? Staying on theme, it's like, that's part of it, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we called it Moshi, would've been okay. Yeah, yeah. It's a parking lot at sea, man.

It's on the pit. Yeah. But it was like, so we went like, but the guy who was running, one of the people who ran the shipwreck at the time comes to us and he goes, hey, he wants to apologize to you guys. Like he says, add a line, blah, blah, blah. And when he said that, we were just kind of like, okay.

Like, all right, he's going to come and really be apologetic. I go, I'll accept that. That's fine. Like we're adults. Is this right after it happened or was it like the next day? Half hour after it happened. And then he walks us over to him, but before we talk to him, it's in a loud room we're in too, with music playing, so he goes over to the guy who looks puzzled by this whole thing again

and whispers something in his ear, and I guess what he whispered in his ear is like, hey, these guys would like to apologize to you and blah, and he thought that was going to work. They tried to parent trap you? They brought us in a back room with 80 fucking security guards and then it immediately almost broke into a fucking fight again Lewis is like forehead to forehead with it's like a whole fucking thing They they separate us all again and just kind of goes away But through the years not only one is it a great story. Also, it's like it's a fun story. Tell us we got chumped

So it's like you stayed your ground. Yeah, but it's more than like, you know. You're lucky I wasn't there. If it was like, hey, and then me, Louis, and Dave beat the shit out of a guy and like jumped a guy, it's like kind of a jerk off story. But like, the fact of. You're so lucky I wasn't there because the tense, like when you guys finally like met face to face

in the room and it was like, you both got tricked into being there and no one was gonna back down, you would have been looking at each other to like steal your resolve and I'd be walking toward him with my hand out, you know, this is all a big misunderstanding. I'm sorry Mr. Days Grace.

Bygones, bygones, bygones, Mr. Days Grace. I'm looking back at you guys, you're all furious. I assume it's hyphenated. He's cool guys, don't worry about it. I assume it's hyphenated, Mr. Days Grace. Right after it happened, I just remember like, Barry took off and Jay's going after him. And I'm like, Jay, Jay, calling up the stairs.

And he just turns around and goes, get Lewis. So what's him called? Yeah, so it's all years have passed since that and everything. But we always kind of mentioned it and stuff. So the other day on Skanks, I was like, yeah, some Barry stuff. I saw a commercial with him. He goes, fuck that guy still.

Oh, they were playing at a festival at the same place Lewis is at. I'm like, Lewis, if you wanna go get him, dude, he's playing right in the city, you're in Sacramento. And he was like, oh yeah. He's like, Jay, he goes, would you, if we did an event, would you train and fight Barry Stock? And I was like, I don't know how much training I'll do,

but I will fight Barry Stock. And that was such a disrespect to Lewis took that so he's like no, what are you talking about? You have to go on and train and all along train I go I get why you're saying it ultimately but it's like no I don't know if I have the time to really dedicate days and you know, I mean like a week Yeah, I can't really see training for ties into my life right now. I'm like if you tell me if you tell yeah I'm like if you tell me you're gonna tell, yeah, I'm like. I'm like, if you tell me. You seriously want me to squeeze six months into two minutes for you, dude?

I got my own problems, man. Here's what it might get me to do. Stop smoking, that may help with that. And like, you know. Oh great, change my entire wardrobe, fuck no. Go hit a bag maybe a couple times, but I go, I go, I'll do three one-minute thing You know, I mean, I'm like no cuz I'm not gonna I'm like Lewis. You're a lunatic

You like Lewis like I'm gonna choose two career paths and go fully at both of them