The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - J.O.I.

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

Big Jay Oakerson's new crowd work special "Them" is out now on YouTube and it's fantastic! The gang is all back in their SXM New York studios after a week of forced vacation. Mayoral candidate Corinne Fisher's campaign manager texted Bobby about what they heard on the Bonfire. Comic Krystyna Hutchinson posted a sexy video for support of Corinne. Jay requested a sex term called JOI. He then played videos of JOI so everyone could understand what he was referring to. The guys had a photo shoot earlier in the day so Jay brought phallic candy to spice up the session. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly. Many years since I was here On the street I was passing my time away To the left and to the right Buildings towering to the sky It's out of sight In the dead of night Here I am, ending this city With a fist full of dollars And baby, you better believe I'm back, back in the New York move I'm back, back in the New York groove I'm back, back in the New York groove Back in the New York groove, in the New York groove In the back of my Cadillac Wicked lady sitting by my side saying where are we?

Stop the dirty 43, exit to the night It's gonna be ecstasy, this place was meant for me I feel so good tonight Who cares about tomorrow? So baby, you better believe I'm back, back in the New York Ooh, ooh, ooh I'm back, back in the New York Ooh, ooh, ooh Bobby?

Yeah, Bob? Apologies with the music You were saying you almost fucked the lies of douche-koo in her prime? Wait a second. I don't... No, no, no, no, no. That's not what I said. Oh, hi everybody. We're back. Hey, what's happening? That's not what I said. I said not... I gotta get some dates. I said I was around her after true lies and then she went on to do stuff. I get a, I think, no, but I think she was, I think she was 18. She's 44 now. She was okay.

So all right, let's do the math. Yeah. Before I, she was born in 1980, there's an easier thing. Day before New Year's Eve. Whoa, wait a minute. What year are we talking about, Bobby? We're talking. 98, 99? Shit.

Yeah, it was 98. You better help us. Yeah. Bobby, when in 98? 98. Summer. Towards the end. When?

Towards Christmas. Towards New Year's of 99. Right. Damn, dude. We did it. You statutory raped Eliza Dushku. No, I didn't. You heard it here first.

I didn't do anything with her. And I'm just saying that- You wouldn't. She was coming on to you really hard. We were hanging on a balcony together, and there was vibes. Okay. You know what I mean? we were hanging on a balcony together, and there was vibes. Okay.

You know what I mean? Because remember, I had hair. I wasn't like me now. You know what I mean? It was... What the fuck? It was... It was...

What are you guys... Why are you... Whispering is not... That's impolite. What? You were whispering. No, no. I think, you know what's funny?

What? Christine's got... She's great at finding footage of stuff. And I think she's great at finding footage of stuff. And I think she's great at finding footage of stuff. And I think she's great at finding footage of stuff. And I think she's great at finding footage of stuff. Whispering is not, that's impolite. What? You're whispering. No, no, I think, you know what's funny? What? Christine's got, she's great at finding footage of stuff. I think there's video of you guys meeting. I believe. What, really?

I think there's video when you were in Eliza Dushka, we're meeting each other, yeah. I think I told you this before, we did like a reading. We did like a script reading and she was there. Absolutely. And I was hanging out and she was, you know, we were just on the balcony. I hope, but I'm pretty sure, but I also met her. You didn't know there was cameras there, dude?

What? You didn't know there was cameras there? There was no cameras there. Yes. No, there was not cameras. Why, it's fine, you guys didn't really do anything. We did not, we didn't do, I didn't do anything with her. Christine, where were we at?

I didn't do anything with her. It's almost loaded. But she did go to the Boston comics. Oh, Christine found it. We did go to Boston comics, come home. Yeah. And I performed and she was there. She was backstage and I saw her again years later.

She used to date Rick Fox. Is it Celtics? Yeah. He was a... Lakers most famously. He was on the Celtics, I believe, when she met him and then went to the Lakers. Yeah, he was in town to fuck everybody. I think Christine said she had family members who wanted to fuck

It's one of the only basketball names she ever knew he became like an actor now. He's like he's in movies That's what he does now His acting teacher my acting teacher was her acting teacher was his acting team. Oh here it is What is this? It's when you and Eliza dusk you met Okay This is when you and Eliza Duschkume. Don't judge them. Just forgive them for they know not what they do. Okay. Alright, this is just, you guys are just doing a little acting together. Oh, look at Eliza. She's so cute. Oh, no.

Bobby, you look a lot like... have you ever heard of Max Cady? Famous murder? I had long hair back then. My hair was nice. This was when you had long hair. Okay, let's see. At least we try to admit it. Okay look sure you guys are flirting a little bit but I wouldn't say this is this is above board so far. This is not this is last night at Eddie's hair. Oh yeah yeah yeah. Okay, douche goo. Yeah. Every man carries a circle. I'm guessing by her braces here that she's got to be 14 years old maybe.

No. 94? No, not 94. Well you jumped ahead in the story pretty fast to get us to when you happened to see her again a few years ago. I didn't do anything with her. I'm just saying that we were hanging out a little bit. Bobby, this so far seems totally fine. This is not.

Jump ahead a little bit, Christine, maybe it gets weird. It doesn't get, I didn't do this. Now, okay, Bobby? What? Bobby? Bobby, okay, I don't know about this. You're, oh she, okay, Bobby? What? Bobby? Bobby, okay, I don't know about this. You're sticking your thumb in her mouth now? No, I'm not sticking my thumb in her mouth.

Oh my God. God damn it, Bobby. She had something on her lip, Jay. That's a child. I was wiping, buddy, I can't control what she does with my thumb. She sucked your thumb. I was wiping chocolate sauce off her lip.

Oh my God. And then she mixed that. Oh. And then that I put in. Now that time, the second time she jammed it in her mouth. That was me the second time. Oh, douche goo. Oh, she likes it.

She did like it. I do hear her liking it. God, this scene is the best scene. What? I mean, nothing. Damn, Bobby. 18 in that movie, by the way. Just late, though.

You checked it out? I did. You looked. She's 18, yeah. I checked it out, yeah. I checked it out as soon as that movie came out. I was like, okay. Yeah.

Liza Dusku, though, she is pretty. She's fine now. You don't like her? No, no, listen, she's still pretty, but she looks now like that girl that plays Nurse Ratched in that TV show, that lesbian who's getting older too. You know what I'm talking about? Nurse Ratched?

Yeah, she's in all of the, yeah, they just did a TV show of Nurse Ratched. What's her name? She was in all the seasons of American Horror Story. What the fuck? Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a lesbian. She's married to an old lady. Sarah Paulson. Sarah Paulson. What the fuck? Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a lesbian, she's married to an old lady. Sarah Paulson.

Sarah Paulson. Now she was in, I believe in, she was in Banshee too, correct? Sarah Paulson? No, Eliza Dushku. Was she? I don't know, but I'll tell you what, when you see her face now,

it's just, it's not Eliza Dushku anymore. Was she in Banshee? I think she was in, yes think she was in Banshee. Yes. She was in Banshee for a little bit. And in Banshee, she gets, she gets tied up. The guy gets her and puts her in the basement and does some crazy stuff.

She has some good scenes in Banshee. But not naked. I don't know, I think so. If you're on Banshee and you're not getting naked, I've already forgotten your character. I mean, you got naked every. He gave you everybody. He really did put it to somebody. I mean, the Amish girl was just like...

She goes, hey, do you guys think we can cram my pussy into this scene somehow? Well, I don't know. It's kind of like a driving scene. It's like, yeah, but you know, maybe like, you just catched my pussies out. Lily Simmons. Huh? Lily Simmons.

Lily Simmons. They fucked it. She looks like the Depp daughter, but that Depp daughter, for me, she fucked up big time doing that Nosferatu movie for several reasons. One, it sucks shit. Two. I still haven't seen it.

Two, it really focuses on how not that attractive she actually is. She has a big old ant head on a weird little body. It's a very tough look when the pulled back hair. When you have a fucking alien head like that for sure. Yeah. Yeah, you see. She's like, someone put the magnets on the refrigerator of her face the wrong way

with the features of her gorgeous parents. Oh God. Wow. She really is. She's got Christina Ricci forehead. She's fucking, but Christina Ricci's face is a little softer so she's prettier. She pulls that off.

This girl looks like a fucking freaky, it looks like someone put Johnny Depp in an oven too long or something. Yeah. It looks like her hair starts in the middle of her head. Why would she ever pull her hair back? She's gonna age odd as shit too. What's that thing next to her?

Fuck only know. Oh, she's in a relationship with something? Fuck all we know. What is that? Oh, she's in a relationship with something? Oh, no. Oh, her girlfriend's name is 070 Shake. That's a girl? I really can't stand actors and actresses. I fucking hate them all.

I wish we just didn't know about the world as much as we have to know about it. I'm telling you, man, I'm so sick of fucking, I saw Alec Baldwin giving thanks to people today. It's like, what are what do you your Alec fucking Baldwin why are you thanking people in a movie just call them and thank them why are you telling us about it they just want to they just want to talk and have attention I guess so I don't see that what is that thing I don't like it you

look up what oh seven oh bro what's the name? Yeah, fucking I hope Hollywood. 070 Shake is, please. I really hope Hollywood slips into the ocean. It's probably a really shitty musician would be my guess. 070 Shake. Yeah. What is it? Her real name's Danielle Balbuena.

Oh, yuck. Yuck. Well, let's give her a shot. Okay. It might sound good. Turn it up. She might be good. Oh, well, don't worry.

She put her big ant head girlfriend in the video. Oh, she stinks. Is this it? Yeah. Oh. What the fuck is this music? This makes you angry. Oh fuck.

There's ten seconds of the song left and I keep thinking it's gonna start. She has gold surrounding all her teeth too. And she's dressed like a gang member. And she's a butch lesbian. Yeah. For sure. Oh fuck this song. And Johnny, this song sucks ass. Johnny Depp could only raise pieces of shit.

There's just no chance. That's why that girl took a dump on his bed. She goes, hey, here's some more children for you. Blum, blum, blum. Is this his only child? I mean, he was destined to just make a fucking dumb piece of shit. What sound did her shit make?

Blum, blum, blum. Blum, blum, blum. Blum, blum, blum. Blum, blum, blum. Three nice logs. They're all fucking weirdos, man. Hollywood raises a bunch of weird ass children. Yeah, well that's what we looked up years ago.

Like Tommy Hilfiger's son is like tatted head to toe and shitty rap music. Magic Johnson's kid is in a leather dress. It's a big fat lady. Big fat lady. Magic Johnson's kid is in a leather dress. It's a big fat lady. Big fat lady. Magic Johnson's son's a big fat lady now, I think. They're all fucking messed up. I know.

He has a son also. And it's all because they're fucking, uh... No, that's... It's a son. I forget his son's name. The king of the mountain for me is Will Smith and Jaden Pinkett Smith's son, kids. Oh, yeah, well, the kid with the... Will Smith and Jaden Pinkett Smith's kids. They're the most strange. Will Smith thinks she's a fucking professor

and Jaden Smith thinks she's a fucking space alien. Which is the one with the castle on his head. Was that Jaden? What are you doing? No, don't do that. What? Please don't do that. No, I got us these.

I know you did, but I can't watch you do that. Please don't do that. What? You're licking, J got us these big, I don't know, they're roll-on lollipops? Yeah. And you're sucking, don't do that. What? You're licking, Jake got us these big, I don't know, they're roll-on lollipops? Yeah. And you're sucking, don't do that. Please don't do that, I can't.

You have to get the juice on it. I know, but it looks like you're blowing a guy. Can you not, please? Don't do that with your lips, don't put both your lips on it. Well, I don't wanna miss a drop. I know you don't. I don't like it.

Jacob, unrelated story completely, but I've been dying to say this to you for days You can put both your lips on it. Well, I don't wanna miss a drop. I know you don't. I don't like it. Jacob, unrelated story completely, but I've been dying to say this to you for days since I thought of it. I know you wanna live this lavish life of an English gentleman or a Yellowstone-like rugged man. It's a quandary. You're fighting your nature

because what you come from is Jersey trash. Your family's business is canned champagne. So just remember that when you're buying your fucking shaving brushes. Always remember where you came from. Yeah, how did you get into this, these two worlds from where you're from? Too much canned champagne, my guess.

Ha-ha-ha. Jay, you gotta stop sucking it. It's really good. I know it is, but you're sucking it. Just suck it like a man. Well, it is, but you're sucking it. Just suck it like a man. Well, this is in rural parts of New Jersey. No, don't spit on it.

You have to wet it, or else it doesn't come. Don't spit. Don't spit. And then I let some trip off my tongue. And I do the little twirls with it. I'm gonna throw up, dude. The fact that you have perfect technique is very concerning to me, brother.

Well, a lot of the secret is getting that pee hole suction. Ha ha ha ha. Never seen a guy eat candy before? Why are you guys all staring at each other so weird? That's what, don't put the whole thing in your mouth. Jay, no, no, no. Don't poke the whole thing. I'm painting my cheeks with it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and I watched the whole thing. Did you guys all watch it? I loved it. Everybody watched it?

Thank you all. I watched the whole thing. I watched it, the whole thing coming back from Philly, Saturday night, driving home in the car, you gotta stop, I can't. I'm letting you talk. Yeah, but you're sucking on that thing. And you're looking me right in the eyes.

You're talking. A lot of the critique I get about my broadcasting style, you know, I'm interrupting and you don't listen and blah, blah, blah. So I said, what I'm gonna start doing is one of the people are talking, I'll occupy my mouth so I don't talk. And this is how I chose to do it.

I wanna do it in the most non-distracting way so people can say what they have to say and I sit and think. I have to look at you so I can take in what you're saying. Bobby, please continue my special your special I can't okay um you're special now I know when it's a good special don't wink at me man you can't wink no no that's suckin wink okay I can, man. You can't wink. No, no, that's... You can't suck and wink. Okay? I can't watch you do it.

Well, I can't answer while I have my... I'm trying to talk, so my wink is like an... It's like it's... I like what you're saying. Okay, well, like what I'm saying. But you don't have to wink at me. Okay, I won't wink. All right, don't wink. Okay. Go.

Wait... Don't furl your eyebrows either, man. Jay, snap out of it. I thought if I closed my eyes, it would be better for you Oh, it's not it's uncomfortable and you're making little 11 with a wrinkle in between your eyes like you're really into it Yeah that I don't like don't do that. Yes, okay. You don't want me to be Furrow brat about it. Is this better for you? Yeah, keep it just like that no no no do that no tulips like it just like that.

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, special. Now, if I can make it from the beginning to the end. Please. Sometimes you're like, oh fuck, all right, let me take a break, I'll go take a pee. I watched it, or I'll shut it off, I'll make a phone call, whatever, dude. I'm gonna tell you right now, I watched it from beginning to end, all the way to my house. Didn't stop once, when it was over,

I was like, holy shit, it's over. Couldn't believe it seemed like that fast. And, buddy, to walk out there and crush without having anything. You know, like, to walk out there and just say, I'm gonna go be funny for an hour in front of a crowd. I'm just going to be funny. Whatever happens, happens.

It's crazy, because you're not, crowd work special, whatever. You're not doing a crowd work special. You're going out there and being fucking hilarious. Oh, thank you, Ed. With these people, right, for an hour. And it was, you crushed, like a headline set. It was like any special I watched

where the guy prepared it for a couple years and put it together and ran the set over and over until everything was precise and bang. That special was that tight because sometimes these crowd work things, there can be moments like where, what, huh, blah, blah, blah. They were kind of lulls out. There was no lulls, bro.

I mean, it was a slamming home run from the second you walked out there and just started knocking. It was like watching batting practice where you're just knocking balls out of the park over and over and over again. You fucking murdered it. Hilarious, too.

Jacob, now you. Go ahead, Jacob. No, I'm joking. No, no, no, no. Seriously, Jacob, go ahead. Follow that. No, I thought this. No, no, no, no, seriously. Jacob, go ahead, follow that. No, I thought this was my favorite special of yours. Oh, thank you, man. It was such a great hour.

Yeah, I laughed. Yeah, I mean, I've never watched anything you've done before this. This. This one got you. This one. I told you eventually if you keep watching, one of them's gonna catch you.

I appreciate it, guys, thank you. It was, man, it was such a, because when you do the crowd work specials There's always those moments of lulls or whatever because you don't know what the crowds gonna do first of all smoking crowd great club They were great. It's Denver. Everyone was facing forward no phones. Yeah Denver's great. It's awesome. It's weird I'm gonna be there this weekend. Nice fill it up. Yeah, so we're gonna be bitch Tell me about it. It's good, right? It's about your thought you gotta get the juice on it though When you pull down, huh you got a suction lip the hole so you get doesn't drip off on your clothes

And then and then right yes, yes Yeah, you go like that. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And then, and then, yes, yes! Uh-huh. The way you would like it. Now get a little on your tonsils so you, uh, so you taste, everything tastes like green apple sweet today. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Way too far. No, it's because how you train yourself. Fuck. These are fun. These are more fun than I thought they were gonna be. These are really a lot of fun.

Well, I mean, you had your photo shoot with them. We had a photo shoot with Bobby and Jay today and you brought props. Yeah, yeah. Roll on lollipops. I thought these roll on lollipops would be nice to take a picture with. Well, I know, it was always so sexy.

Christine brought it up. The guys we fucked, original. Mm-hmm. They did before the political days The original poster was respectively. This is before they jumped in the heavy politics Wow, we talked about the we talked about the Corrin's run for mayor and I guess that's There's a tax on that now that Christina Hutchinson messages you as you guys laughed at this, so you have to give $100 now, so we have to give $100. It's, I'll read you right now,

Corinne Fisher for Mayor, I got a, yeah, I got a message from them. Yep. What's the girl's name? Christine, right? Christine? Christina. Christina. But with seven Ys.

Christina Hutchinson? Christine? Christina. Christina. But with seven Ys. Christina Hudgensen? It's Christine-y-n-ya. Christine-y-n-ya? Christine-y-n-ya. Christine-y-n-ya. Yeah, K-R-Y-S-T-Y-N-Y-Y-A. K-R-Y. Yeah, apostrophe.

Okay, here we go, you ready? And then another Y. Apparently, this show's very popular. Yeah. And I forget that. Apparently this show's very popular. Yeah. And I forget that. I forget, it's something we just talk. Sure.

I feel like it's just us. And I forget people are listening. There's 10s to 20s of people listening. And every once in a while, one of those 10s to 20s will come up to you and say something to you. Yes. Especially in our community, you don't think that maybe the new mayor of New York City might be listening to our little show.

I would love to be friends with the mayor. Believe that. I got a message. I'm behind this run. I just didn't know it was serious at first. But I'm way up with this. Now, I'm not going to get a tax break because I'm not gonna work for any of these 4,500 nonprofits. You're gonna get a tax break because you're moving to Jersey. Your business is gonna be in Jersey. It's not though.

Why? That's how that works. Just go, you live in Jersey. We have to pay city tax still because we work here. I think that's how it works. I don't know. Unfortunately. I don't know, but you might, if you're a business. Jacob knows. Fuck my life. You still gotta pay the city tax it works, unfortunately. I don't know, but if you're a business. Jacob knows.

Fuck my life. You still gotta pay the city tax. Jesus, Jacob, I'm gonna get you. We won't be able to vote for the mayor if we. We what? Change our IDs. We what? We won't be able to vote for the mayor

if we change our IDs, or I won't. We can still donate. So basically, hi Bobby, hope you're well. As you know, Korean is running for mayor of New York City. Corinne. Corinne. I think you call her Korean She's not Korean are you sure absolutely in fact look how wide her eyes are Yeah, I messed up sorry hi Bobby hope you're doing well as you know Korean wait a second

Yeah, did you think there was gonna be a possibility that you were gonna say that we've all been saying it wrong and Korean is the way you say it? Absolutely not. I was going with the funny as a comedian who yes-ands and doesn't go, what? Oh. Yeah, no. I, yeah, sometimes, Jay, I play along.

Oh. Wait a minute, wait a minute. So hang on. Yeah, okay. Jacob. I get this right taking time sometimes He gets it Corinne yes thing is running for mayor of New York City for real not as a bit I'm here to Kim. I'm her campaign manager We're working to get donations from folks so that we can expand our campaign staff and field team to help Get the word out. Would you be comfortable donating a hundred dollars to our campaign every donation? campaign campaign campaign campaign campaign Oh can cans campaign. Gotcha Mayoral campaign

Should definitely a campaign to sponsor in a second Corine's run for mayor Yes, the center $100 ask her if she be curious if she be interested in having a lobby of Can champagne and wine? campaign Yeah I'd be interested in having a lobby of canned champagne and red wine, please. Campaign. It's good for the pool. Yeah. No cuts by the pool.

So she wrote this whole thing, and then she wrote this at the end. And if you have any questions about her platform, ask away, which I think I do. Ask about lowering the age of consent to 14. So the next guy doesn't get caught in this douche goo scheme. Pay it forward, dude. You don't want to get wrapped up in that douche goo type shit.

Make the age 14 and then everyone's fine in Hollywood. Okay, so I wrote, of course I will help. The link was not in this to send money. Whatever you guys need, the link is above the message. IG separates it. You really fell down. Yeah, she goes, but don't worry. But don't worry.

One piece of my platform is media literacy. Think it's a dig, right? I think she was taking a shot at you, buddy. Taking a shot. I think that was a shot. And then she put the. And now I wanna give her $500. Yeah, of course.

You love taking shots. No, no, I don't like taking shots. I like that they took a shot. Oh, you're a shodder. You love taking shots. No. You took a shot at me in the beginning. You thought I said Korean.

You did. You did say Korean. Did I say Korean? Clearly you did. All right, you know what? Fuck you, Lou. I just don't like your confidence today. I don't like you with glasses.

You really are flying high. What would a new edition trip do to you? I don't like the smart Lou that's in the studio right now with your quilted jacket. What are you shooting ducks this weekend? Fucking two-tone jacket, I know. It's picture day. What? Yeah, whatever. Whatever. Campaign Finance Board actually requires a fee from anyone, anyone who talks about the candidate

for 30 minutes or more on a podcast or radio program. Look at that. I wrote, am I in trouble? Bobby, what are you panicking about with this for? Women like that. We didn't even say anything bad. I don't know what we said. I forgot what we said, but I know we talked for a while.

We argued over, we said both Corinne and Christine are hot. Which one's hotter was our conversation. Then she wrote, LOL not doing role play for donations. Oh. So I think we did say something. What, they'll do some role play? I think we had them doing some stuff.

Bobby, right back, if you could take a message for me. Sure, here we go. I wonder who told them what you guys said. Is there no donation amount? I'm doing some stuff Bobby right back if you could take a message for me Say is there no donation amount is there no donation amount that would Hmm oh wait, no erase that I erased all that I got this okay good What amount donation would let me receive tasteful nudes or slash JOI video from either of you. And just the letters JOI.

They'll understand. Would, what amount, what amount, what? What amount of donation. What amount of donation, would. Would get tasteful nudes tasteful nudes yeah sent my way now I mean this is probably gonna get me in trouble or no this is politics or or or a capital J capital O capital I capital J, capital O, capital I. You said capital J, capital O. Capital I.

Capital I. Video from either or both of you. Video from either or both of you. Yeah. Okay, can I just ask a quick question? Before I say it. Send it and then we'll ask questions. You're gonna send it first?

Yeah, of course. So send it first and then. Yes. Okay, so but. And then I'll answer every question you have. But my question is. Did you fire it away? I did not fire it, but I do have a question.

Okay, but I understand that. But we have a whole show where we can iron out questions. That text, just let's get it out there. I'm gonna push it, but my question. If you whack send. Whack send. We can move forward. Okay, but. Because question if you just if you whack send wax and we can move forward Okay, but because we'd like to give them some money. Okay, so I'll push this. Yeah, okay, okay Okay, no, but my question is going. I don't know what I said. Yes. Okay. I don't know what J. Oh, I is Oh, that's a jerk-off instruction. Oh fuck me. That's where they will take turns

Telling you one maybe will insult you while the other one tells you you're doing it wrong or Something that's a jerk-off instruction. This is now on text to the maybe new mayor's campaign manager. Yes, I Don't know if you've seen some of the campaign videos that have been put out but Christina Hutchinson I think we watched on skank see if you could find her on her birthday I think she shakes her tits and says if you want to help me on my birthday donate to Corinne Fisher So I think you're okay. Okay now. Oh tell him From Jay no no no no no erase that no no leave that leave that okay. Did you send it already? Yeah, okay now follow up. Yeah, and be a

Joi video could be fully clothed Could I think that's a nice medium be fully Clothed let's suck on our peckers right now. What? Oh god, did that go through sucking our peckers right now? Yeah, because I don't text our cocks No, cuz I have it on don't put sucker cocks. I have it on voice thing. I was doing voice. Okay J. I could be fully cloth thing. I was doing voice. Okay. J.O.I. could be fully closed.

Okay. Yes. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I have no political affiliations at all. I'm happy to throw 100% effort into Corinne Fisher for mayor. What do you mean by 100%?

Little effort, but I'm saying anytime I mention anything about mayor, I'll just say Corinne Fisher. I'm happy for her to win All right, there you go. We'll see what happens, but we have to donate I think if we donate I'm gonna donate right now I'm gonna donate a hundred bucks. Well, hang on. Yes, sir. Don't donate just yet Okay, see where they land on the JOI instruction video first So wait for them to take this is how politics works. You gotta play ball you scratch their back. They scratch your back Jerk off instruction videos. Yes, Jacob. They're commenting on what I don't know. I've never watched one I'm just familiar with what they are. In fact, I'm in a jerk off

Guy jerking off. I have to believe it's always a picture of a girl So I assume it's a girl either insulting you or telling you what to do or to her To yourself probably it seems like jerking off instructions. It's not fucking strong. Yes. That's right So I think it's guys who get off with a girl telling them how to turn off. Huh? She's saying to the guy you're you're jerking yourself off wrong. Jake Bobby's gay This is uncomfortable talking like this, right? Jacob you were saying Jacob look at him in the face Jake Jake. Why do you want to turn?

Nobody likes it, Jake. But you know what, you gotta do it. The girl tells you what she likes. You do. I got it, yeah. Mm-hmm, okay. Ooh, that was juicy little buff at the end there. All right, what is this freak?

Is that her? Yeah, I'll talk to this, listen to this. What's this fucking cartoon panther talking to me? Is that Christina? Is that her? This lady's crazy looking. Is that, that's not her. Who is this?

I don't know who. No, this is. I can't find a video of Christina doing Jerkoff instructions. This is Jerkoff instructions. There's no video of Christina doing Jerkoff instructions. You're asking for a video of that. But didn't you say that she was showing her boobs for us to do it?

She was showing her boobs. She was shaking her boobs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but we have that video too. But this is what Jerichoff is showing. I just want you to be aware of what you asked him for. Okay. Okay. I got it. Yeah, because he really wanna fuck me one last time,

but sorry. Christina, do me a favor. Can we pick anyone but this one? Yeah, I can't. What a pig. You know what? I take it back. I take it back.

Make it a big fat ugly lady. That'll be a funnier one. Christine, why did you write in jerk off instruction? Actually you've been to the party, just try even JOI. Are we ever up for evaluation of this goddamn building? You know what? I just learned about it and I know that you type in the abbreviation. There, do that big fat one.

There we go, finally. Aunt Judy, mama bear of the jerk-off bunch. I can't do it. Bobby, I don't- Bobby might leave Dawn for this lady. Yeah, Bobby loves her. I don't mind her. I know you don't mind her.

I just don't- I know you don't mind her, dude. You take her out to eat before you fucked her. I don't like her antique furniture. That's all I, ooh, those are nice. You wanna lay on her boobs. Look at those. Look at those, man.

Look at those. Look at the fucking wind burn on them shits. Nice afternoon. She probably has a house on the beach somewhere. Oh my gosh. She's definitely in the sun. Oh, I could definitely, ooh. You could go on top.

Oh. Oh, she's British? Oh no, that ruins it. Tantutie. That's a little bit low, but I'm going out with girls. Christine, get to the part where she tells Bobby how to jerk off. Yeah, do it. Oh, god. Oh, mother fuck.

What's wrong with all you guys? Relax. I'll tell you what's wrong with me. Her belly button ring is being pushed out by her belly. Ha ha ha. I think that's a hernia. Her butt? I don't think that's an earring.

Ha ha ha. Her belly button's rejecting the ring. Hahahaha! Oh god. She's got her nipples hard for you. I like those nipples. This girl's not talking enough. Christine, find someone fatter and talk some more.

Hahahaha! Why are they always going to show a penis getting whacked? Thick girl Jerichoff instructions squirting squirting finally there go to that one left Down oh, okay over one. Oh god What is that? It's a thick girl jerk off instructions squirting right there in the title. Why do you have a problem with the tattoos Christine? Tattoos, Christine.

It's what Jay's stepdad said, you know, just like lose weight. What? He told you to lose weight? Instead of getting tattoos, he was like, just get your body in shape. You're doing tattoos for the wrong reasons. He was right, but I kept getting them. Never lost weight.

Geez, don't look at Mike Suarez. I can't look at this. I wish she would start giving instructions already. She has a chin tattoo. So what, Christine? She has a what? That's something in their culture. She does have a chin tattoo. So what, Christine? She has a what? That's something in their culture. She does have a chin tattoo.

Oh God. Ugh. Ugh. And it says, man don't, I mean, Jay, I can't. It says men don't protect you anymore across her stomach. Oh God, she's sucking on one of the things you were just sucking on.

What, candy? That lollipop. She's, ah! But hers is going inside of her. Oh, it's going in so easy. She's not talking about jerking off. What is jerk off instruction videos? Yeah, I thought it was like telling God what to do.

I thought they just sat there to the camera and they're like, yeah, pull your dick out. Jerk your dick off. Slapping around now. Oh, there she is. The ultimate jerk off instruction, Christina. Here we go. Christina, nyan nyan.

She's very pretty. They're both very pretty. Here we go. Crank it. You okay? Yeah, it's tough. She's very pretty. They're both very pretty Crank it, okay Yeah, it's tough today February 19th is my birthday. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you I'm a Pisces. I cry a lot every day I want something from you and I'm not afraid to ask you for it because I've been going to therapy and If you don't already know Corinne Fisher my comedy partner for over 15 years is running for mayor of New York causes if This is a campaign manager, yeah

But everybody runs a different campaign you're right It's not a bit If you live in the United States number one Number two with the United States, number one, number two, all I want for my birthday is for you to donate. Pause that. What's wrong with the United States? You're not winning people over.

I mean, it's the best country in the world. Right, right. It's the only country in the world that you can run for mayor. I tell you what, it's one of the only places in the world for sure where you can watch jerk-off instruction videos at work. That was, but that's a pander.

I think the problem is with something like that, it's a pander to people who don't vote. If you live in this country, that's just a very like. It's a great country. I take it, I don't like that right out of the gate. I'm gonna have to talk to her about that. If she's gonna get my money. You better love America.

You better put a little flag on ya. Christina, for the record, I don't care how you feel about America, but I will take a Jerichoff instruction video from you, Andorah Corrine. Fully clothed, just tell me what to do. Tell me what you'd like to see. Picture I'm there with you,

and tell me what you'd like to see. You want me to flick it a little bit? You want me to pinch it? You want me to tuck it behind and call myself a little girl? Can I ask a question? Do you think I'm going to get another DM that we're going to owe $200 now from today? I'm just thinking about dropping a foul so I can just fire away the entire campaign. You stop sucking it like that.

Buddy, don't put the... Stop. I know it's juice. I know it's juice juice. There's other ways to get the juice. You don't have to suck it out like that You're right. I should probably want the juice at the bottom up That's a menu little you move into a house with him what I just needed a batch of green apple juice She's gonna be blowing guys at the Bon Jovi rest stop Well, there's no gas there Just suck off a guy while I wait for my Starbucks order

Here we go ten bucks twenty bucks fifty one thousand hundred She should one thousand is 100 People for money fun No, it's very not it's not fun. I hate it. Please donate the link is in my bio. I love you. I love you. Hey It's gonna be okay or it won't What? I'm I'm gonna donate a hundred bucks. I'm giving 1,000. You're gonna give 1,000?

Yeah. I'm gonna give. But I want unlimited making fun of it. So wait, you give 1,000, you can make fun of it even if she's mayor? What? You can trash her even if she's mayor. We're not trashing anybody.

Why don't we give her 2,000? You think he's trashing someone to ask them for jerkichoff Instruction videos? You think Mayor Adams wouldn't love if I asked him for that? Buddy, first of all, if you didn't ask, that means you didn't think she was pretty. Yeah, right. Now that you're asking, you actually think she's hot.

Let's see. 250. You're giving 250? No, I'm giving 100. Let's see. You have resident. There's 1,000, right there. Contribution can be up to 900, it says.

Can't even do a thousand. There you go. Did you donate? No. Oh, you just had balloons. What were the balloons for? Let's see. I guess that's just when you go to donate.

No, wait, no. That's just her page. Oh, okay. She just has a fun page. We have the sprinkles. Oh, sprinkles. Let's see. Here's the problem with this donation page. You go to it and there has a fun page. We have the sprinkles. Oh, sprinkles. She has sprinkles, let's see.

Here's the problem with this donation page. You go to it and there's a million people. Are they gonna know that it's me that made it? I'm not making an anonymous donation. No, they will know, you put your name in. You have to put your stuff in. Yeah. Tell them, put it in the notes, Big Jay Ogerson, J-O-I.

In the notes section. If there's a note where i could put uh... jail i by the way is over here new york city resident with matching funds your put a thousand dollars contribution can be worth just type in the letters jail i my thousand dollars will become worth jerk off instruction videos from karen christina what if you don't mayor what if you got a from the mayor after she became the menu all in a suit pant elixir audio of both of them sitting over me and I'll just let you girls know.

If not, you've talked enough on the internet. I'm just going to make AI audio of you guys jerk off, instruction me. Yeah. How'd that be if she was just in a suit pant at the Gracie mansion telling you how to jerk off with her boob hanging out? Oh damn Lou. Do we have enough audio that we can make Christine Evans jerk off instruction videos for the audiences?

I sure can. Yes. I'll write them. Yes, that's what I need. Yeah, I'll write them and you just have Christine say these things. Anything you want. Will they put her laugh in?

Is AI that good? That's going to. I'll just add her real laugh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect. Well, Christine, you're finished. Can you do it with Jay as well? laugh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Perfect. No. Well Christine you're finished Can you do it with Jay as well? Sure? Yeah, I can actually but you don't have to AI me. What do you want me to say? I'll give you jerk off instructions right now. Anyone after listening little big J. Okerson jerk off instruction time. I'd like some okay

Well, what's up, bro? You got a little alone time here. What's up? I'd say uh pick your favorite chair But one where you can really lean back so your wiener looks bigger when you pull it out. Go on, pull that shit out. You grabbing it? It's not big enough to grab yet. All right. Well kind of take your three fingers and get under the helmet and just stretch it a few times. Really darn it out. There it goes. Now you can grab it with your fist. Pull a little bit. What? Pull it straight up. It doesn't feel like it's that comfortable right now. Reach down. Pinch to the center of your ball bag with

your forefinger and thumb and really stretch that out a little bit too. Let's get them things loosened up. All right. They land on the chair now. Yeah. That's good, right? Yeah. Now, uh, this is gonna sound a little weird. Spit a little bit between your finger and other one. And your forefinger, yeah. Spit on that a little bit. Now rub it around the bottom of the helmet. Bottom? Yeah, underneath the helmet.

On the front of the back? Are you gonna take the instructions? This isn't called Jerk-Off Conversations. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry. And now you've created a natural lubricant. Yeah. Now slam that shit

But nope hang on someone's gonna be home soon. Just work the helmet mostly squeeze the base work the helmet Go all right, where do you want to finish on me or in me? Surprisingly good Christine $1,000 for Jerichoff instruction You're just giving anonymous money Contributions going anonymously because I want credit I bet it's a next I don't get this get this. This says NYC resident with matching funds, your 500 contribution could be worth 2,500, but who's matching it?

Nobody. These are all lies. Their whole campaign's built on lies. All right, employed. Can you see how much money she's raised? Are you talking to Christina? I'm talking to her right now. Yes.

See, ask if she can call the show, please. Sure. Got some questions Now listen, I don't mean my politics so I want to understand I will just continue to donate money No matter what you use it towards if you make me different instruction because now I'm thinking I can donate more If you send me different kind of maybe sometimes you're insulting me, maybe sometimes you're over-complementing how wonderful my penis looks today. Different thing, different interviews.

How much would you do if she's watching your special laughing, masturbating, talking about your penis? She doesn't have to masturbate. That's not what jerk-off instruction's about, Bobby. No, whatever, I don't know. I've never done jerk-off instruction. Me either, but I can tell you that's not what it's about. I mean, you just did a pretty good one.

I gave jerk-off instructions, well of course. I mean, I know how to do it. So, of course, I could tell people how to do it. Okay, I just, um... See if she'll call the show. I just told her to call the show. Hopefully she'll... Wow, who's that? A girl giving Jerichoff instructions. But I don't feel... I'll be honest with you, I'm looking at this girl.

I don't think she knows how to Jerichoff. I'm gonna say right now, I think she does. Turn it up. Let's see. And I want to make you feel better. Oh, God. Oh, God. Yeah, I don't want to be keep leaning in, like, what are you saying? What are you, Billie Eilish? I'm not gonna say right now I think she does. Turn it up, let's see. And I wanna make you feel better. Oh God. Yeah, I don't wanna be keep leaning in like, what are you saying?

What are you, Billie Eilish? Speak up. I'm gonna do everything you've never done in your studio. Hang on. Clean and cook and have everything ready for you to go to work in the morning. She doesn't have menopause. That'll do better.

No, she doesn't. She's never gonna go to hot slashes. She might not have her period. What'd you say? She might not have her period. She had a period, you can tell by her sunken eye sockets. Oh, yeah Also, I'll tell you what every guy you said in this room. We thought you mean she doesn't repeat right in this picture It goes none of us would care

We'll do it anyway Another one terrible instruction she's taken to she's win. Yeah What oh You know what Little volcano titties. I don't like those at all. She might not be legal. That was weird Those are like I haven't hit puberty yet titties with a nipple is the biggest part of the day Yeah, little little noobs. I don't like that the biggest part of the day. Yeah, little noobs.

I don't like that. Get a nice big fat woman again. Christine, I take all my instructions from big fat women. Please. Get an aunt. Thank you. JOIBBW. Now you nailed it.

There you go. This girl's going to talk that shit. Whoa, is that real? No, that's fake. Let's see. Why won't you take it my mouth so bad? Nope. It's not instructions. It's not instructions. No, that's fake Let's see No, it's not a shrug that's not instructions that's just dirty talk. I don't like it get it off There's nothing for me. There's not one instructional thing in one of these videos yet. No give me instructions. Oh

I know that girl Yeah, it's Madison Madison Morgan Oh, I know that girl. Yeah, it's Madison Madison Morgan She's the one that got yelled at by that's the first episode of sharp that I like that guy sharp Yeah, he was one like you a dummy This isn't jerk home instruction He was fucking a ham you do need instructions though. It's him if Mellie. It's terrible Christine that girl's not fat enough Not do you want fat but not too fat. This chick's fat.

Yes. And happy. Ah, that's not bad. Oh wait, wait. No, no, that looks like me as Cupid. Oh, have you guys seen Lizzo? Who? I have seen Lizzo.

Lizzo lost some kind of weight. Let me tell you this, those are Zempik, dog. Let me tell you this though. This girl, this girl's a trap. This girl's a big time trap. cuz she could take photographs of her face and probably even those titties up and take a good picture She's not an ugly lady. No, but she is when she takes her clothes off. It does Yeah, she looks like a bejewed though She looks like when you take like pumpkin out of a can and you just flop it down. It's the shape of the can still

Oh my god, what's that in her thing? She's built like cranberry sauce Well, what's that down there and her thing she put a sticker over her oh god her mushy pussy hair She has she has little bows on her She has a little bow on her areola. She's very cute face, but is she going to give me instructions or what? My cock is in my hand super soft, no one's told me what to do yet. Grab it. Grab it. Grab the end of it. Okay.

Oh wait. Look down at it. No, this girl is just fucking herself. Stupid. Maybe Dominat girl is just fucking herself. Yeah. Maybe Dominatrix JMI? No. No. Maybe you have it wrong. Maybe you could be wrong.

You could be wrong. Are you wrong? Are you wrong? Maybe. Because every video we watch is not what you're saying it's supposed to be. It's just webcamming. I know. There's just webcamming. Like it's not. I know, there's no instructions.

Can you type in the question and then put on Google and then type in porn at the end? Please. Look, femdom. Nope. Wait, I did that. Oh god, that's disgusting. I was fisting herself.

That's disgusting. I never will unsee that. I'm never gonna eat seafood again. Let's see, maybe this one, this beautiful girl is telling me no How to masturbate turn it up? Now she's too slow speak up Oh God, she is doing it Oh, we're the lights. She's giving her instructions now. Okay. Just hit him.

There we go. There we go. Now what? Say something stupid. Come on. What now? I'm using two hands. You want me to vote?

Thank you, goddess. Thank you, goddess. Thank you, goddess. Do you want me to vote for you? You're so welcome. Oh, okay. No, no, you missed a question. Ripping the subspace.

Do you want me to? What? I'll vote for you. What subspace? Jesus, those are perfect. This is the lamp in the subspace. It looks like a bum. It looks like a regular girl's bum. I'll tell you what.

I think that constant sound in the background is freaking me the fuck out. I think it's a fan. I'm gonna have a seizure. Maybe it's white noise. Hey sweetheart, your tits are stupid. She has a wedding ring on. This is freaking me out. She doesn't have a seizure. Maybe it's white noise. Hey sweetheart, your tits are stupid. She has a wedding ring on, this is freaking me out.

She doesn't have a fan on the lowest setting. Your tits like you can put them away in a closet. Your tits look like a midget's ass. Get rid of this dumbass. Turn the lights back on until I find somebody more appropriate. Thank you. Keep going. I think they're busy.

Fatter, uglier, and with more instruction. Don't you have Corinne's number or Christina's number? She's not answering you? No, I don't have her phone number. I hit her up on the DM. So why don't you text her, Christine, if you got it. Is that her running the Instagram? That's her Instagram?

Christina, Christina, right? Do you have Corinne or Christina's number. Yeah, but I'm talking to Christina. I'm not talking to Corinne or Korean I'm talking to Christina yeah, so Christina's who I would have call yeah, Christina's campaign. Yeah, she's a campaign manager You don't want the other mayor the maybe soon-to-be mayor might be too busy to call it Well, not only just too busy But you don't want you want wanna have a filter for her. Keep her clean, you wanna buffer.

Buffer, just live TV. Live? Live radio. Radio, and TV. We film some of it. Screens. Screens. What the hell? I know Christine, you could've texted her

while we were watching fat jerk off instructions. It's all right, Christine. I'm sorry. It's all right. You're doing two things at once right now. Oh, that girl has a penis. Oh, a trans Jerkoff instruction? Yes, that one. Yes.

Click that one, here we go. Whoa. So I'll tell you what, she used to be a guy, which means she's gonna know how to give good instructions. Still. What? What do you mean still? Hang on, go back a little bit.

Don't be not woke, woke Jacob don't be like that That's a beautiful woman right there Trump gets back and you can't acknowledge. This is a beautiful woman giant penis with a giant penis Can we guys guys can we settle down my favorite pops come back when they unleash it the reveal the reveal And you guys are talking over the reveal looks like your balls have pearl earrings It's just the sides of a The reveal. And you guys are talking over the reveal. It looks like her balls have pearl earrings. It does. It's just the asides of a garter belt over her weird fucking beer gut. Can I just say something?

I don't like her Popeye gut. Yeah, the gut's weird. She really does have like a strong sailor's stomach. It looks like one of my skinny black friends when I was younger would eat the opium in their belly for funny. That's what he has. She. She has. She sounds- It looks like when my skinny black friends when I was younger would Ethiopia in their belly for funny That's what that's what he has She she has she sounds I give you happy you brought me into your world of lies

God I wish my soft dick was like that I Wish to God I wish I was like, oh, it's hard. Never mind. I'm wrong. It's already hard. I mean, it's hard now. Yeah, that's fine What you say? Oh, yeah, like some instructions now. Do you wanna get hot just thinking about sucking my dick? Uh-uh. She's not Australian? You little bitch.

Yep. Oh, she's talking to Closet of Gaze right now. Does it make you hot? No. Nope, it does not. Do you wanna get hot sucking my big gut? No. Can you stop flexing your abs?

It's fucking, it's making me jealous. Your stomach is what I want. Yeah, I want your body, miss. I mean, trans women are way better at this than cis women. Oh, she's taught. Yeah, Christine, now type in trans Jerkoff instruction. Now the world's going to be open to us. She's got the best instructions so far.

So far. She's awesome. But now we find the trans girl we want to give us good jerk-off instructions. No, this woman's teaching. Yeah, she's teaching, but I don't like that she's in a gamer chair. I don't like the fact she's in a gamer chair either. That was bought with the purpose of call of dutying,

not fucking showing your fucking girl cock. Yeah, she's yelling at 12-year-old all the boys on that thing. Christine, give me the screen again that where I can select my own jerk-off instruction, please. Her choice of panties were very guy- guy like by the way. What happened computer froze No Great we completely froze up because we're watching

Transjerkoff or it's the new mayor shutting us down. Oh, no, we need Corinne Fisher to bring back poor. We need Corinne That's the platform. She's running on bringing back transjerkoff, but it was a JL eyes. We don't freak people out campaign You just earned yourself and that a little bit of green apple The only thing that actually makes it feel better is when I do it too You gotta squeeze in the middle of it. You think you can't take enough but then if you put your hand on the back of your own head it helps for some reason. I just got too much in my mouth. No such thing. Protein's protein dog. Oh It's getting better the more you do it the better it gets I think you're on to something Jay

If Jake and dance better now, I'll have one of these waiting for you every day. We do the show Yeah, oh chat a bit Finally Finally oh Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, reveal. This chick with a penis is learning how to talk. Slow down with the reveal. Don't go past the reveal.

Christine, you know Bob. At least don't go past the reveal. I'm going past the reveal. Bob, you're getting a little, I don't wanna just go right to it. It's the beginning of the video. I want a little surprise. Oh, and.

Ooh, ooh. Wait a minute. Ooh. That's a skirt. That's a girl. Let's hear what she's saying. It's something for you. It's probably just a girl. Bobby, you know what? Kiss her first and see if it kisses like a girl before you find out.

She kisses soft. What's that? What's going on down there? That's her cock and girls are nowhere. Wait a minute, you don't know that. That could just be a big labia. That could be big fat labia. But I'll tell you what, that labia would be scary. No. I'm sorry, did my labia. But I'll tell you what, that labia would be scary. No. I'm sorry, did my labia fall into your mouth? And?

Whoa. Bobby, this reveal's taking forever. I know. Speed it up a little bit. Are you worried that right now you are getting a little hard? No, I'm not. Oh, Bobby, it's coming right now. What, right now?

Great news, the reveal's coming. I love that she's rubbing her vagina. Nope. She is, she's rubbing her lips. Nope. And... Boing! A boing, a boing, a boing. Although her balls are tight. No. That little three finger whack off's doing nothing for me. Christine, get past this bullshit. Yeah, this is not. This one sucks. Do you even know what me and Bobby want?

Yeah. We want a disgusting sloppy pig yelling at us. That's what I was trying to find you. Oh wait, I'm gonna put Dom. No, Dominic. Dominic. Sissy boy, don't put sissy boy, because sissy boy's gonna have a little tiny sissy pee.

I put Dominic. Yeah. Dominic jerk off instructions sissy boy, because sissy boy's gonna have a little tiny sissy pee. I put Dominic. Yeah. Dominic Jerichoff instructions. Trans mommy Dom wants to talk. Nope, nope. JOI. No, not that one. Trans goth mommy Dom.

No. I don't like that one either, whatever that one is. I want a. Very fucked by a trans girl JOI. No, I want a really ugly one. Okay, let me add. Let's talk about this. Okay.

Trans, JY, Dom, BBW. Now we're talking. Now we're cooking with gas. Jacob, you swore they wouldn't have this, but they do. What's that one? Man, first hour flew by when you're talking about fat jerk off instruction. Nope.

I think we broke porn. No, Christine, those are sponsors. BBW farts on microphones? Christine, have you ever been on Pornhub? The bottom four are always sponsored ads that don't even do with anything you looked up. Can we? What?

We were off a week. We were off a week. All right. We were off a week. She's off her game. I didn't know that. Just click something. Come eating instructions?

No. Yes. No. Yes? No. Yes. No I vote two yeses to Bobby's one. No, I don't know why that works out Yes, come eating instruction Jacob. Yes. Okay, that's Jacob Black Lou, there's no you want to see more than coming instructions. Yeah. Oh, yeah Christine you wanna see I don't see Bobby Lee giving coming

instructions. Holy shit dude that looks like Suarez. You love it Bobby. I know she's eating her boob like a melon. This isn't a trans though. No it's not a trans. We don't know that yet. It is, it's a really good trans.

Hey can you make me big disgusting fat girl tits? I hate that. Oh, she's gross. We need to break anyway. Yeah, we need to take a break. Well, there's no ad reads. Why, you got to finish? There's no ad reads so much.

We don't have ad reads? Oh, there's no ad reads. We don't ever have to take a break, guys. We could ride it out to 430. Until somebody comes. We could go to 630 and just stop. No, we still have to break. Yeah, Lou.

Who in this room has had sex with a girl this size? Me. What are you, crazy? How many times? You want to add them up, man? I'm going to add them up. I'm going to add them up. I'm going to add them up. I'm yeah god damn it I have I'm a sexist Chris did you raise your hand too I did good everybody in this room not you Jacob no I didn't raise my only guys that size

nice Jericho instruction Jacob all right we'll be right back. I think we all... Do you guys want to masturbate in front of each other on the break? That sounds good. Don't look at each other, just look at the Jerkoff instruction porn, The Fat Trans. Big Jay will be at Helium in Indianapolis this weekend, February 27th through March 1st. Then he's going to Magubis in Baltimore. March 6th through to March 8th. After that he'll be in Niagara Falls with me, Bobby Kay.

We're gonna be doing an awesome show up there. Two nights, get some tickets for that. Then Nashville, I'll be there with you too. Atlanta, Austin. For tickets, all of the tour dates, please go to bigjaycomedy.com and check out his new special. Them is out now on youtube.com slash at Big Jay Okerson it is

Amazing Hilarious Bobby Kelly's gonna be at the comedy works in Denver February 27th through March 1st Comics Roadhouse in Connecticut up in Mohegan Sun Comics Roadhouse right Mohegan Sun yeah Mohegan Sun easy gig Roadhouse, right? It's Mohegan Sun? Yeah, Mohegan Sun, easy gig. March 6th through the 8th, after that, Seattle. Niagara Falls, me and Bobby come up to you together. And then of course, Tampa Bay. We're gonna be giving Bobby's favorite place in the world. Instructional jerk off up in Niagara Falls.

Yeah, in Louisville, meet and greet. We'll be doing live JOIs. Live. Afternoon JOIs. We should sell tickets for an afternoon JOI. I love that idea. Make sure you check out Bobby's new YouTube channel at youtube.com slash at Robert Kelly Comedy and of course all of his dates, punchup.live slash Robert Kelly and every Tuesday night

you know you can catch him dude. It's a staple. It's a New York staple. Bobby Kelly, the Fat Black Pussycat, every Tuesday at 7pm. We'll be right back. 7 on 5.