The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Jokewatch (feat. Robert Kelly)

Episode Date: January 18, 2023

Bobby Kelly is back as the crew learns to dance from a comedian!

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Oh, dear. Oh, white boy, come with that flow. What's up, everybody? We're back. I hope you had a great MLK day. MLK slash Robert E. Lee day if you're in the South. What a weird thing to do. What the, take that holiday and do it. In the South, that's what it is.

A couple, like a couple of states. Hello, Berman, Mrs. Cippy still has. Yeah, I'm Berman Cippy, it's Robert E. Lee still. Yeah, Robert E. Lee still has. On it, Martin Luther King Day. It's a joint holiday. We're like, yeah, Martin Luther King is. It's a joint holiday. We're like, yeah, Martin Luther King school, but that's not we forget.

We have our own Martin Luther King. Yeah. He was a general in the Confederate army. If Robert E. Lee didn't love slavery, then what is Martin Luther King? Just some guy. Used to bang a lot of chicks. I lived in Arizona when they didn't acknowledge it.

So my friends all over the country would be like, we got Monday off. and I'd be like, it's a regular old Monday for us. I like the fight of a Columbus Day now, it's funny too. I'm not gonna celebrate some pieces of shit or something like, I don't know man, I just want a good deal on a car. That's a Monday off.

Yeah, I'm not gonna Monday off. I'm looking for a Suzuki. Can you just make it yourself like a hate Columbus day? Who cared Bobby Kelly here. Did you watch my brain melt down right there? I saw you melt down. Suzuki is a hard one though. I think you were going to say Subaru and you bailed and you went,

says, yeah, and then you thought dirt bikes and you're like, that's not a car, but it is a car. It's a lesbian truck. Yeah, I got Suzuki. I got caught in the mud. He's caught in the mud. Suzuki still throwing down automobiles. Are they straight in the crotch rocket game? They got the lesbian truck. Still?

What the Suzuki? That Subaru, I thought was the lesbian car. No, Subaru is the new lesbian car. Oh, the bike runner. But the suit, yeah, there it is. The Suzuki. My friends in my friends in middle school, my mom's boyfriend got a Subaru and they called it the lesbian limousine. Are you looking at what's the latest year go to 2023 Suzuki and you're talking about the city's Suzuki's truck. Well you really can't say. Zuzuki. Zuzuki. Zuzuki.

I don't think Suzuki's makes cars anymore. Well, this says over here, the 2023 grand Vittara. Damn. Which is lesbian in Vietnamese. Don't even look it up. I believe you. Yeah. Vittara. I also know for a fact that Bobby speaks to Galogue fluently.

I'm only selling Europe though. Or Asia. Philippines. It won't come here. That's Philippine. Really? I gotta tell you what, it's a solid car. Got a lot of feature.

No, Christine, you say no. you don't trust the Japs. You wouldn't be caught dead in a Suzuki. Suzuki asks is one of the best asses out there, by the way, the Suzuki S is all the way they do it. It's, I mean, it's a beautiful. I get that as a tattoo on my other ankle. Look at that. Look at it. Terminator timeline. You'll find out that probably has a tattoo on his ankle on Thursday. It's adorable. Suzuki. Yes, that's a great guitar. I don't mind that car at all. They won't do it here in America. Why? We don't trust their Japanese thing. They're trying to get us to America. They don't make a lot, you know, the Ford, uh, the Mike truck, my Ford Ranger. They didn't make an America for years. And they only made it in Australia and

down in South America. Why? I don't know. They weren't selling. We stopped buying small trucks for a minute. Now trucks are huge again. So they started making it here. So I have one which I love. But they're made different.

Isn't it great that if you just make one car in a way overpriced hybrid, no one complains if you just keep selling the guzzlers? Do you know what I mean? Like if you make, as long as all these cars make one, they go one of these cars is a hybrid or electric completely. And like so we have an option for that, but we also still have like, you know, fucking V12 engine gas guzzling like blast smoke up in the air. Diesel. Yeah, you get a plug it in in the winter.

The thing smells. Just explode. It mit smoke like out of a smoke stack Dan this weekend you got to go see your boy Throw it down I mean in the playoffs try to be exciting try to it was very fucking cool to go to Buffalo to see my coach In his first playoff game. He you told me I didn't get to watch the game. You told me he just didn't have it. Yeah, I told him that he came to the sidelines and I said, you want to be friends after that? I go, dude, I gotta tell you you are not doing great out there. He it was me. You should vape.

Yeah, he got caught vaping. I think he was vaping. I don't know. No one really knows. He won't answer. Are you doing that now? Look are you doing that now look at you do look at you Yeah, dude I was rocking dolphin stuff Smile that was been before the game that was he came over to the sideline right before the game That's my buddy Chad all the way to the left who I grew up with and then Mike and his wife Katie Dan and Yeah, man, he you know went into your you stayed home because she didn't wanna be a poser wearing dolphin stuff when she's a-

She won't wear dolphin stuff. She's passed for life. We went to the division rival. I wouldn't wear, you know, if Mike ends up in- You're like a lady, you just go wherever the wind blows you. So I guess in this town, you're a teal guy. Are you projecting on me because you watch football like a chick?

Is that why you're doing that? I know what football is, you're fighting. I know what you're fighting. No, you watch your one team and then you don't watch any other ones. That's right, guys. It's hard to throw a wildtune on Facebook. Are you wearing a Miami shirt?

Yeah, we're in a Dolphins hat. Is he? He's a suited up. I got a hoodie in a hat. I thought you were San Francisco. I am. But why are you wearing that? Because my friend runs the team. Wow.

So you tend to get some merch like you're his girlfriend. cuz that would be you know how fucking crazy would look if I showed up in 49 or stuff his old team could you wear neutral stuff dude I'm supporting my friend Jay it's supporting the people around you it's like you're supporting not keeping them down I like to bring the people around me up so do I not for a thing get me something that drink there it is yeah um so you put on the mean, I mean you had to put on a hat and this shirt. Yeah, I feel nothing for this both Pose if you're gay arguments can suck a dick. No, you're I'm asking questions. I just I Know what you're doing. I'm just asking questions too. Yeah, do you feel like a lady where?

Feel proud of my friend and I'm bummed that too. Do you feel like a lady where? I feel proud of my friend. And I'm bummed that he lost and it's fucking soft. How cool, I mean, what was his energy before that had to be something, huh? Does it see him like getting ready to do something? That's the biggest moment of his life. He scared the shit out of us in the morning. He fucking woke us up because we were staying

in a hotel room and joined to his. He had tidy whiteies with a boner and he ran in. No, but that was what happened when we were 12. I had a bit about that. Really? Yeah, he used my friend that got night were 12. I had a bit about that. Really? Yeah, he was my friend that got night terrors. I missed Tady White is getting boner. We had boxers on because I woke up with a boner

and he was freaking out and I was like, oh no. Do you guys know Derosa's gone back to briefs in his life? I've told you that, right? There's not a person I want to imagine briefs less than Joe Derosa. Well, I'll tell you what, he rocks and he's wearing boxer brief because when he used to come stay at our house,

when he was before he moved back officially. Yeah. Remember that? He would come out like a t-shirt. And I mean, not tidy whiteies, like panties. They were like a nice colorful material. He had to wear suspenders with him. And you can see the elastic on his tussi.

Yeah, leisure naked to rose I Didn't know there was company it was so bizarre looking dude. It was so bizarre He goes oh, yeah, I went back to bring I think that day they were part like dark purple or something It was something it wasn't like white or yeah, wait did you know I saw him in like can ask why he announced this to you You walked out of them and I go dude. What are you And he was like, oh, yeah, I'm back to briefs, dude. It's the best. And I'm like, now it's not. One time he apologized to me, he came out and he was like, he was like, just in his briefs. He's like, Evans. And he's like, I'm sorry. Oh, boom. Oh, my God. I mean, you have to keep your hair tight if you wear briefs. You have to keep a hairy boy. I mean you have to keep your hair tight if you wear briefs.

You have to keep it. He's a hairy boy. You keep it. I mean you keep you'll have a little fro coming out of the sides. Like Joe's a hairy guy. Yeah Joe's probably hairy all around. Oh probably doesn't make much difference. It was so bizarre looking though to see someone choosing that again.

Are you a boy? Like a little boy does that. Or you're just a sexualized man. I didn't know they make briefs for adults. I thought all briefs have to have like cartoon characters pictures on them or something. I would be surprised if he goes to the banana hammock or it's just his cock and a little sack and then like a string over his hips. Like Larry from Three's Company?

You know what it was? Our friend Rocco wore bikini underwear for men. The ones that have on the side it's just a strap. And it's a banana hammock. Handsome Pete used to wear Euro cut underwear. There you go. So real gay underwear. And then Joe of social is that with yes. That's what he used to but Joe you see those red ones down there. That's what Joe was wearing. Joe's wearing that. That is exactly the the last thing you see the elastic around the leg and everything. No, not those. Go to the ones I said before them. Those are the ones. That's exactly what Joe wears. And

they have the little the little seams in them that shows the inside of his butt cheeks. Oh my god Dude him walking away from you guys. It was crazy The banana hammock one where it's just a little like crotch piece and then a string Honestly though that has to to hurt your nuts like what is it? What is it holding in it? It feels like it means is that very painful feels like like a baseball player caught your dick and balls Yeah holds on to it. I said tight. I feel like Bobby if you like you were sexy underwear back I did I did the craziest underwear you ever when you were hot I wore I'll go back to another picture Christine you were just on because that was the funniest thing look at his ass

Yeah, he's a little butt. She's like you can't that doesn't look masculine on that muscular masculine dude. I wore the red ones. I had the red ones. I'm really. I mean, did you still lay there with your arm behind your head? Well, I was so sexy. I didn't wear underwear for a long time. That was, I mean, back in the day, no panties. God bless. That sounds uncomfortable. Yeah, I wore every now and then.

My dad did know. Yeah,. That sounds uncomfortable. Yeah. I wore every night on stage. My dad did no. Yeah. There was a no underwear phase. Yeah. For a year of comedy, I wore the ones in the middle. The tiger ones or the it's not zebra, but like it was like, but it was that style, those right there, what I wore on stage every night, when I would get down the way underwear on stage, like I first started a comedy.

What do you mean? You used to take your pants off? Yeah. It's exactly jockeys. That's exactly what I would wear. Yeah, I used to do a joke about body, but my stepfather, all his friends, were like weight lifters and power lifters, and how gay bodybuilding is,

and then the music would come on and I would become possessed by the music. And I would slowly remove my clothing to get down the fat guy in underwear, and it would murder. Wait, wait was the, but it didn't ever not murder and you just make it. I told him stage, yeah, that's a, I stopped doing it. I'll try to make it brief, but I stopped doing it because Keith Robbins and I met Keith.

Oh, God. We did a gig together in Minnesota. First time I ever traveled and that's when I met Keith and he was like, start coming to New York and he was like, you're funny, but like, you got to get rid of like some of the bullshit like you're young. You got to stop getting naked. Yeah I find your body supple oh You can't have somebody hit play all the time on the song Why is it why is telling me to I should not do that anymore. And that's not really comedy getting down the yonder world stage. A fat black woman are coming over in droves,

asking to take pictures with me. They loved what I had done. And I think he's ridiculous. And then, but, you know, he ended up becoming our mentor. I mean, Kevin, I just took his advice and I stopped doing it and trying to write funny or stuff. Then I got into the finals of a contest against 2-ray from Philly.

Oh, boy. And 2-ray was like further along than me. And I was nervous to go against him. And I was like, I got to bring back the body. Give him back the gun. Damn, he dusted it off. You went down in the basement. The other the other comics were like, ah, that's not cool. Yeah, to drop him off at the dry planners. I need these by tomorrow. They were like, that ain't cool. And I was like, I got to do it. And then I went on stage and it wasn't the, is it this music?

Yeah. The all though packed open Mike. it wasn't the... Is it this music? Yeah. The all-though packed open mic, go back to the beginning of that, Lou. I'm usually used to being in this like hip hop open mic, basically. That's there. Now they have the contest finals are happening

in front of like the headline or for a weekend there. So still a black crowd, but this is like a black, they paid more money for tickets, they have a higher standard of what they're gonna say. It's none they paid more money for tickets. They have a higher standard of what they ever see. Yeah. They said, well, higher, they don't want to see like open mic comedian level shit, which what I had. And, uh, we had a queue. My jokes are getting shit.

You had a DJ hit that shit. Like my jokes are bombing eating shit. And then I go, uh, I was like, maybe I shouldn't do this, but I didn't know what else to do. So I just started saying the joke and that song came on. And the first thing is always I would take off this first crescendo. I would take off my shirt, whatever it was. And that would get the first like huge laugh while I'm posing the t-t-t-t. And the audience.

So while this is going on, are you talking or you're like, yeah, that was music. Possessed by the audience. So while this is going on, are you talking? Or are you like, yeah, those music. Possessed by the music. Yeah. Shards off. I'm used to, that's what I'm used to. On this time, all I can hear during the boom-bums, because it's kind of low, is a lady going like, oh my god.

And then I'm turning around getting ready to do my pants. I'm putting my belt going like I should stop here And it's no big deal. I'm I've already lost Pants drop I've used everyone going nuts again and this person's like a so like Jesus Christ And then the rest of the whole thing and I pose out at the end and when that music dies out I'm just used to like just hike my pants up and be like, I'm big.

Yeah, you guys been amazing. And walk off. Nothing but love. When that music dies out, dead silence. And I'm standing there to... It's a hard stop. And then it's dead silence. And then I just hear people like, what the fuck?

And it felt like I kept missing my pants when I was reaching down for them Kerimets growl we said I should just walk with my pants around my ankles off stage Like overpile. Yeah, he's like It looks like an idiot It was so bad. I never did it again, but that was yet the first time I did the bit I had already stopped doing it and then it was like well, this is my heavy hitter though So I'm not gonna fucking chins Throw the four seam fastball right down the middle. I just didn't watch him slam. Why did you put your shirt back on at backstage?

Yeah, as the people I had the fuck out of there. The people were confused. I saw people doing this. Usually when I'm walking by, everyone's like high fives and everything. People because I'm now I'm just like a fat naked guy like white guy They're just like they're moving like this the guy the way that we're leading it's the right. Yeah, they're like okay And you're like no usually Hey, we didn't me and Metzger It just didn't know we were just treading water at that black club trying to figure out how to do it and do well and Metzger man one time we did a, we got the Baywatch song on CD.

Yeah, I'll be ready. Yeah, there's no song. And Kurt... I'll be ready! This is how often that world we were. We weren't just like, it was more about like performance that thing. And I remember Kurt, at the end of your set, you'll start like bombing, like start like, you know, eating shit and start acting like you're, like, you can't breathe.

And you're, like, you know, say something I'm drowning out here and that song come on and then I'm gonna run out in a bathing suit which I did a red bathing suit now it was black I wrote joke watch on it but here's what's the best part did you say did you say joke watch you wrote joke watch on it yeah this isn't good yeah I know I'm telling you guys the story of my triumphs. Listen, bud, we're just trying to see how it feels. Hey, listen, we've got how it's going on. Hey, pal.

Hey, pal. Did you listen into your talk, huh? Did you tape it on? Yeah, that's a good question. I was wondering if you just wrote it. I remember this. Did you have an orange paint? Gold paint marker.

Gold paint marker. It's so joke. Do you? I think I may construct a sort of a buoy idea because that was the thing whistle around the neck shirtless No, woman's one-piece bathing suit. Here's what's that's what was funny about it That's my bathing suit as it's funny. Yeah And I ran out there and I picked throat curto of my blow whistle. Everyone laughed at the fact that I had a bathing suit and then I carried Kurt to the back. Boom, you guys are clinking beers, having fun.

We thought we'd tell him stories. I think we thought we nailed it. I think we thought it was a pretty good idea, but what I could never do it again. If I told you, what I could? He's picked your bathing suit out of your bum. We got this one, dude. Yeah.

When I dropped the getting naked thing, I thought you had to have some big performance piece and I've told this on here before I believe, but then I my next joke for a couple weeks was the nip rings. I would put a piece of string around my neck. It's for comedy. I put a piece of string around my neck and tape it right above my nips and then have some string hanging and then before I'd go on backstage I made these two giant aluminum foil rings. So you're an engineer and... I mean, honestly, you had two career paths

you could have went to. It does take some brain power together. I mean, this could be a show on like... That's for children. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You want to give a presentation? Get it like this.

Have AIDS. And then I would just, whatever my set was I was so not confident like having a joke that like you know brought that kind of heat getting to your black comedy club and people are killing their fucking like obliterating you know I mean so you want to do that and so it's funny whatever my last joke would be I'd have these two giant rings could they see it through the shirt throughout your show I think I'm just trying to stand like this. You know the whole time talking.

And then I just remember because I had to go at the end of the set. I only did like once or twice, but the only, but at the end of the set, non-sequitur, I'd be like, and then I was like, uh, mom. Oh man, you guys have been amazing. Hey, before I get out of here real quick, I got a new piercing. You guys tell me it's a too much. And then you look like this the jokes just like fat with things The big jail the big jail because

The jail person saw I didn't do that. Been fat with things. The J. E. E. E. Chris and Saga. Dude. I-I-I- So when you did that, they would go fucking nuts. When I would get down to the underwear, they would go nuts.

So that's why I stopped doing this one quick, because I was like, it's getting a pop, but I mean like, dude, back in the day, I'm taking it to a company for a year. I'm like, back in the day, when I used to do the underwear a bit on the open mic, dude, it was fucking electric here. It was huge. And yeah, I had plenty of the DJ you can do anything. Kurt wasn't doing that. Kurt wrote his first joke where he was getting ready to like just turn and start doing black

comedy rooms exclusively. Like we were going to be there forever. Right before Keith kind of took us and like was like, I'll stuck on the New York to the mainstream clubs because Kurt came in one time and he goes, I got this new joke about when you're taking a doo-doo and people see your shoes under the thing and I was like, no Kurt, not you, I have to, but not you.

You stay clean, stay golden, probably. I go, dude, I'll fuck the stools. And then you will figure, we'll meet in between somewhere. Did you ever forget your bag of stuff? Oh my god your material I knew my materials though. I'd be wearing The underwear yeah, I'd be wearing the whole time and the string would be there the whole night the whole night So you could rest at home and I bring the rings To tie them in the back. Do you ever like did you ever go where's my rings? I just any see Ray

There's a couple rings over here. Did you guys see them? What I love to interview is because you know how you are now at Daniel was 17 18 years in comedy Yeah, I'm 25 I think Bobby you're over 30. I'm 18. I think so yeah Yeah, 17. I'm 25, I think, Bobby, you're over 30. I'm 18. I think so, yeah. 18 and so, in the time that I've done it, I'd love to hear now the other comic,

season comics on shows I did, like what their thoughts were of me for real. Do you know what I mean? Because you see comics now that do things like that and you're still be nice to them, but you're like, it's like they're doing some kind of a bullshit thing. And like how many people would go home

and be like, if I gotta go after that fucking dude taking his clothes, that fat idiot taking his clothes off again. Like it's such a stick. I remember the first time on the road, somebody was opening for me like a local kid somewhere and his whole closing joke, oh dude, it was driving me nuts. It was a place called the comedy barn, I think, like upstate somewhere It's what it was. You stayed in the condo above the barn. It was kind of a cool room, actually. But this kid did a bit every night. He'd close his set.

He's like, you know, you could learn how to dance really easy with a series of, this was the weekend that we declared war on Iraq. I remember that because I saw it in that condo and that the apartment above the barn is where I saw that. Wait a minute. There was a real bomb. Look it up Christine comedy barn somewhere in upstate New York. Patrick Swayze. Yeah.

Lives in a barn. Dude, it was exactly like this is a house. Really? His apartment. Yeah. Yeah. Would you get it? Would you get it in the corner? Yeah.

You're a massive. Didn't even overthink it when I was there. I tell you what I didn't hate it. I didn't hate the situation. Again, when I was younger, the road, if you were like, yeah, you're a massive didn't even over think I'm not I didn't hate it I didn't hate the situation again when I was younger the road if you were like yeah It's the problem is it's 11 day gig in a shitty hotel. I'm like what's it in new Lebanon? Maybe that's it. Here's a problem with with roadhouse Patrick Swayze staying above that barn It looked good, but like alls I keep thinking like the black widow spiders are coming out. The mice. The mice. The old mice. So this place, this comic will go, you know, you can learn how to dance,

which is a bunch of simple tasks during your day that you can learn. And it was like, first thing, you know, like if you're going, let's say you go into the store, you know, you're grabbing the peas off the shelf, you're grabbing the cans off the shelf. You know, you gotta push the card around a little bit, you gotta push the card around. And you just go through like five or six. Dude, he was, you walk past the sprinkler system,

hang on, and you go. I know who this guy is. Do you really? Cause why I hate it? It's rich boss. It is. That know who this guy is. Do you really? Because why I hate it? It's rich boss. Yes. That was the twist, mommy. No, the guy goes, what I hate it about it most

was he goes, and you just got to put all of those things together. And when you do, you might look a little something like this and the house lights go out. And then it comes back on. And he starts doing like grab the cans. And he was like a dressed like a nerdy dressed guy, but he's like he's like Okay And then push the cart and wait hello

And I was like I fucking hope a bus runs through this barn and we don't I don't even get to go on I don't want to go on after this. I hope it but that kid would be like Jays are really nice dude. He was nice to me all we That guy ended up being on a big TV show. Shut up. Shut up. Sort of guy. I sort of got.

You guys might hate me, but I like it. I mean, I was fucking. You did that joke in last. You did that joke in last. You did that joke in last, when I started in Tucson. Yeah, the big TV show on HBO. What's the show? Six feet under.

I know six feet under, which one? Go to IMDb for six feet under. I know six feet under which one? Go to IMDB for six feet under. I'm gonna tell you the actor. Because he came to Tucson. If I see him, I might know him. Yeah, dude. He came to Tucson. And I used to go drink and go hang out at the club every Friday. I had Fridays off. And they've got my fart box was living with me. And he's like, this is the guy from six feet under. I didn't watch, we didn't have HBO. And then he was like, do you? Dexter. Stand up.

Okay. I want to see because God damn, I'm not going to find him. He's not in the initial listing. I'm going to find him. Dude, I want you to find it so bad because I would love for that to be the case. initial listing. Hmm. I'm gonna find him, dude. It's fucking music. I want you to find it so bad, because I would love for that to be the case. I-I-I-man. Can we just see a video of a comic teacher's yada dance?

I-that's what I want to find, but I want to find this guy's name. I feel like six feet under it was like... He wasn't like a main character. He wasn't like a main character. This was like, oh, five. Yeah, maybe. That makes sense, that time and grab the piece grab it Yeah, you come the reason I know that is sprinkler and sprinkler the reason that's right The pushing the card did that's awesome the pushing the cart grabbing the piece was a thing that I watched him do

And he did it to my neighbor hide even Make it be every hour Pick up the cat pat the cat Say that looks like it's going looking for a six feet under they just have a cast I mean Bobby kind of all is in one episode because people died every week, right? Yeah, yeah To start every episode. Yeah, someone had died. Yeah someone had died Lauren Ambrose now on another one of my favorite shows servant pretty great servant is good apple plus TV yeah Lauren Ambrose Claire Fisher where is she oh yeah the red head right so good is it the red head yeah she was the girl that Seth Green and her fucked in the bathroom and can't hardly wait. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

And now she's the mom on servant and she's thin now. Thinner. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Servants. Pretty good show. Yeah. Recommend that one. Happy. God, dammit. I'm trying to find out what is it about? Um, a lady is they have this. I don't know. No, I know it's a couple Couple had a baby look at the famous chef. She's a famous news care about one on newscaster in Philly You could look for it down. I'll explain servant to Bobby. Yeah, please. That was a good move Bobby Thanks buddy. What is that show about and they she had a baby baby died so no

It was something she did right? Yeah, you don't remember what she did? Oh, yeah. They said it was SIDS, but she actually like left the kid in the car. And it hit him like a hot day. It was like a hundred degrees outside. And the baby died, she couldn't process that. They said the baby died from SIDS,

but she couldn't process what happens so the therapist gave her a doll. This is a good elevator pitch. They gave her a doll to like take care of it. They said because she's kind of disassociating and this will help her kind of get through it and realize it. And then she wants to go back to work so they have to hire a nanny for the doll basically. And even the husband when he interviews nanny goes, yeah, it's just like to doll I know, but like just if you could be cool and do whatever she's like. And

she talked like the baby was real and then they went to work I know, but like just, if you could be cool and do whatever she's like. And she talked like the baby was real and then they went to work that day when they came back. There was a real baby there. And the mom just accepts that and everybody else is kind of like, what the fuck is this baby? Is that's the kind of what the show? And then it gets like, obviously, twist off to so many of seasons now, but it's good,

really good. And it's a Philly story, which I always love. I can't find the guy. It's always Philly. But I promise.. I can't find the guy. It's always Philly But I promise it's fucking crazy. Oh, man. Yeah, you looked up comedian teaching you had a dance by the way because I would I Would Bobby to enjoy this? I love it. I want Bobby to write the new version of it. I got it. I'll do it. Yeah Grab the

Wave to your dancing is kind of like making s'mores. Oh, that's good. You need a stick. You need a stick. Break cracker. A break cracker. Break cracker. Squish the moss.

Squish the moss. Blow the fire out. Blow the fire out. Comedian teaches you how to dance. Is it David's hell? Ha. Oh, yeah, the evolution of dance. Remember, that was a big deal.

That was a big one. Yeah. Everyone loved that. Comedian. What could it possibly be? Maybe it's comic. Maybe somebody knows. Maybe someone out there listening knows

is heard of this person. Hey, we have phones they could call in. That's right. We do have phones. I don't know what the number is. Christoph Ali. What if the guy was on joke? I'm a fan of the show and fuck you, Jay. We were good for it. I'll accept it if you let us know what the number is. What is the guy was I joking? I'm a fan of the show and fuck you Jay

We were good for it. I'll accept it if you let us know what your name is so we can laugh at it together I used to have and Bobby also loves it. I love it. I love it. Now let you open for me now Come on the road me. I Yeah, well, I'll close with you. You come up at the end of a close together like he's teaching you Yeah, like it comes up then like what do we do this? You're like dude, what's up? He's like hey, man I'll do like a bit at the end like I wish I could dance. Yeah, you know what's always sucked. Yeah, I never really learned a dance Yeah, that's good. Hey dude. Hey dude. I I can help you with that and then it comes on stage really

And he goes yeah goes dancing's like an easy thing. It's just a couple basic movements you can learn from your daily life Bobby you like to eat right? I do. But healthy. Well, you like peas. Grab this, peas. Like up here. Peas are always in the top shelf. Oh, I got it. Oh, put it in the cart. Place it in the cart. Oh, oh, now push the cart around. I am in on this. I'll forget loving. It push guard around now waves to the people Wave to the people of the thing now waves to the people. What looks like you drop something? Don't pencil you don't I can't find the guy but I fucking I can you know it

I know it my and the same thing like a dorky white guy dorky Jewish looking white guy. Yeah, tall and gangly Let's put Jewish on him. I like they try to get him out of your wheelhouse Sorry, it's probably Jewish. He's so corny not like me first off Roman Catholic Dan I flat nose my love of Jesus my love of Christ Jesus of Nazareth Oh, there was a lady in Chicago. It's so funny. I called her out not for being jute But I was like your Jewish mission. She was like I am and then she goes but I was like, you're a Jewish mission. She was like, I am.

And then she goes, she goes, actually, what's funny is I just found out, I was adopted. I found out very recently from a DNA test. I go, oh, you can just look in the mirror your whole life. Or you know, curd yourself tall. She's like, I just found out that I'm a Jew from a long time ago. The elevated door wouldn't shut.

Because you were too close to it. Yeah. That's fucking swing our end she rules She goes to see me in a couple sit you know what I did when I first started want to hear my fucked up thing. Yeah I had plastic buck teeth Like for a nation accent you should have went on BET's comic view no, they were buck teeth And it was my clothes are in a killed yeah, what was that I used to go, I used to have little quick jokes. I'd be like, you know, you do with these,

you go into a hardware store, go, hey, excuse me, do you have a file? Killer. And then I would go, that was the build up, right? Then the little killer. There's no upstairs, go, hey, I do this, I go to the store and I say this. You got a file.

I'll have to. And then you can hear a breath out when you're done. You got a file. Hey, got a file. That I got. That I got. That I got. The big one was the clothes where I'd get off on this one

because I had to because it was a fan of the other comedians. I would say I'm a goofy vampire. Damn. Damn, that's up there with, that's up there with. So handsome. You're so handsome. You get off stage and the chicks start talking right away. Just you're really funny. I would take my bug teeth and put them in my little key Levi pocket. The fifth pocket. And did you ever search for it? Where's my fucking teeth? I forgot him. I had a gig in

a game. I know Steve Sweeney fucking sabotaged me. It took the teeth. Dude, fucking Bob Marley's taking my teeth. I don't do well, Dave. Buck teeth, man. Buck teeth, Kelly. Well, you're popping it anywhere you guys like, and here you go. I would turn around. Oh, yeah, you present it.

You present it. You have to present it. You can't just put it in because the rule is the illusion. Man, turning around and then presenting is So glad I never fell into that trap doing voices where I go I probably look a little something like this Yeah Tommy to smooth Tommy to smooth used to like really you'd watch them like do the change if like one of his characters Wasn't hitting he'd have to turn around with all the lights just on like normal and change his shirt and put on a different wig and do it

Never bring that's like now I'm an old black lady. What's up, y'all? It was wild. What was the I think I don't want to call it out, but that's what's always the funniest like what the shittiest comedy when you started It was just someone just like that doesn't do it anymore, but they were yeah, that was the funniest stone Fred Stone Yeah, yeah, the problem was he he would he had so much energy because you know boss and It doesn't do it anymore, but they were. That was the funniest thing. Fred Stone. Fred Stone. Yeah. Yeah, the problem was he would, he had so much energy, because you know, Boston, a lot of comics had energy.

And he was older than all of us. But he went on stage and he would, he had a marshmallow gun. So he would show. I'm already with him. I'm sorry. When I did the one time I did it at a college convention to get booked to colleges They were like don't even worry about it. Marty Puts gets everything and he's a marshmallow gun guy college shows Yeah, this guy we he would shoot marshmallows out to the crowd and they go nuts. Who's you are dying in Marty Puts?

I said I said homework. Why is it at home when I want to do it at school? I said homework. Why is it at home when I want to do it at school? I'm not long on Marty Putsch. Please look, I'm almost sure we looked at Marty Puts. I think he was on, I think we did. America's got town, or like British, Britain's got town because they love just getting shot with marshmallows as dumb fucking. Freddy's not what's at the end of his set that would stand.

He'd go, thank you, good night. And he would point his finger in the air, like a silhouette, like Eddie Murphy at the end of raw And he would wait and he put his head down and the place would be going nuts Jesus Christ. There's Marty Pots. I remember. Yeah, we did watch him Yeah, big thing. Yeah, Pots. Damn, dude when you got to come up with a logo with clip art like we did for bonfire But that puts logo You know give his voice

Oh my god somebody just threw some matter. Yeah he tells them all to throw. Alright Amanda, we've got to get one. Come on Amanda, you can do it. Yeah! Always March Mellows do. Oh, alright. always March mellows dude Damn it. Could you imagine having the travel with your problems? Carrotop was brilliant. You have to check it's like love. You're giant glove. Yeah, you can't ever carry it on What is this is that a gun sir? He goes it's way way laimer. Do you understand that?

Housemarks we know house but it wasn't house marks. Good guess. Uh, he has much, he has marshmallow instructions. Do you understand how much that sucks? Today has to be like guys have to give you the marshmallow instructions. Hand them out when I'm doing my giant phone without a cord bit, then you hand out the marshmallows. Caratop was brilliantly could not wait to get a residency in Vegas and it's never left it. He never did the road again because he doesn't have

to lug around. Like he has to bring those props to the theater he does. You have to have certain kits. Like we have to have small club kit, big theater kit. Like honey, nothing he has a girlfriend. Oh, he's called the airport goes, honey, nothing he has a girlfriend. He's called the airport, he goes, honey, honey, I just went in the other room and he goes, you're marshmallow can

and still here he goes, no babe, this is, I'm not, it's a small room, I can't do it. I'm doing more, I'm doing the baseball, I'm doing baseball glove head. The, yeah, this guy, the problem going, you'd follow him and it just be marshmallows all on the floor and you sneak as we get all fucked up because it's just marshmallows all on the floor. And your sneakers we get all fucked up. Because it's just marshmallows all on the dumb stupid floor.

Do you ever see the guy, the Asian guy who used to do it? He even closes the thing with the samurai sword. Anyway, put somebody on stage and put a cucumber and then slice of the cucumber. So I would get so much anxiety, because I would do colleges with this guy. And he'd take a sword out at the end and he'd get a kid to lie down and he put a fucking zucchini or something on the

kid's stomach and he'd go, and he'd cut it just to his body. Just to his body. It was nerve-racking. How did he, how was he allowed to do that? I don't fucking 90. Does his name ever fucked up? Yeah, until he did. Until he did.

That's a faithful day. You remember that guy? Something. I remember, I remember when I first started You never fucked up. Yeah, no. Until he did. Until he did. That's a faithful day. You remember that guy? Did something... I remember when I first started coming to the cellar, I don't think I worked there until he was kind of gone. When I first got there every night was a comic named Hood. Yes.

And before 9-11, every night he had a fake dynamite vest on the shirt every single night to do that joke. And then I'm telling you 9-11 happened. No, I never ever saw personally never saw me. You got it wrong. He's they stopped using him before a little before 9-11. When 9-11 happened, Manny called and said, I want to hood here tomorrow. With the brought it back the day after 9.11 912 to the day that hood got back to the top of the mountain to do that to do that bit and we were like,

man, so what made him vanish? It was just time passed. He had a fucking bomb. Just what happened when he news stuff. But he brought him back the week the week of And I remember the place was packed and we all ran downstairs to see This either he was gonna kill it. Oh, he was going to be beaten up. Yeah Yeah, fucking sky everyone's a sky marshal down there dude

He pulled up the thing and it was like a second and did the place went nuts Yeah, we kill with that's why I thought it was the for some reason. place went nuts. Yeah, they loved it. Yeah, we killed with it. That's my thought for some reason. It's so funny, but he couldn't travel. Yeah, he couldn't travel with his prop. So you have to fashion it in every city. Yeah, he can't put it in your bag. You couldn't carry it on. It was a fucking little bomb.

I don't know if it looks good going around the country. He goes, all right, can someone take me to a party city? I got to get some supplies for a fake bomb. I'm gonna take exactly what I need I need three rolls of wrapping I just need the cardboard. I need red paint. He had to just travel with like an oversized watch. I think a hot dog And some and some twizzlers and then when he got to the hotel We would just put it together every time He's like my flights late. I can't make my bomb

I'm just gonna suck. Damn did you guys we have a single on the the rundown sheet Of someone tried to shoot Donnie Baker the comedian who I don't know, but I've seen his picture a lot. He's got a mallet Isn't it Donnie Baker? Bring on picture Donnie Baker. I'm pretty sure it's like a guy. He's like a Blue calm or something. Bob and Tom guy are big enemies. Yeah, yeah, I just want to recognize he headshots him all over the place. And someone tried to kill him? Yeah, because of an alleged affair with his wife, but it looks like police say man tried to shoot comedian Donnie baker because of a fair with his wife i he shot up the car like like two-packs car i miss serious bullet holes all over the car i don't know

how he didn't attempted murder a man is facing attempt an attempted murder charge after police say tried to shoot ronald sexton better known as comedian donny baker that's always fun to get that i'm full of full other name police and the man other name try to shoot sexton because he was having a fair with his wife sexton donny bakers characters well known across social media there's also featured on the bobbin tom show

fox fifty nine said the court documents show that sexton told police that he stopped an indianapolis to meet someone at a bar following a show in Portland Portland Indiana on December 11th. Police say that sex didn't refer to the other person as his girlfriend, Fox, Fox 59 reports, but added that they were both currently married to other people. Okay. I mean, can we just do this? I mean, that was great.

Thank you very much. Wow. That was fucking professional. No, it's a struggle. That's a struggle. That's a crazy. Every, every sentence. I went to the store. She told the husband, yeah, I'm going to see this guy.

And like, I got him to fuck him. Yeah, she told him she was going to see him. And he got a, he got upset as you do. He rented an S, a good police say the sex and said that after a half hour in the bar they decided to go drop the woman's car off in a parking garage. He told them that as they were driving there, a car pulled up next to the SUV. He rented an open fire. Fox reported that Sexton's vehicle had multiple bullet holes. The rear window was shot out in the driver's side window and when she also had bullet holes in them. He didn't get hit at all.

I don't know. Somehow I look like he missed. There's one picture of him with like glass, shrapnel, cut him. But I mean, you see the truck or the car he was driving, it's bullet-ridden. Police said that, uh, Burke Myers wife told them her husband was aware of the affair. She also said she told him she was going to meet the comedian and he became upset. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fuck that comedian. What? You heard pussy. I'm going to do about it. Donnie sex or whatever

his name is. The name is real name. The guy's a character. He goes, well, I'm fucking the character and him. I'll be a three way. I'm getting spit roast by six and a baker. Okay. Six. Um, Jacob, that's a nice jacket for you. Uh, they also have footage of the Silver Sedan with blue headlights and dark tinted windows following Baker's rental car They say he owns a silver acura with blue headlights and dark tinted windows. I want to see this girl. I want to see him I know what Donnie Baker looks like and it's hilarious This is a real Midwest argument, which makes me feel like there's gonna be some some weight on this woman I don't feel like she's gonna be super hot. I feel like this entire drama could safely protect her quarterback.

They were hired for 18 years, said. Oh, yeah, yeah. She's a sloppy animal, my best guess. Yeah. My best guess. I sent some of the comedy to Christine Donnie. Oh, yes. You have to give her credit, though.

She's a sketch comedy. He does, yeah, he's a character where he's arguing his neighbor That's what I do that's what I open with Wait a second wasn't I got on six feet under Yeah, but she told him I mean how I mean it's pretty admirable It's it's it's borderline Psychotic to be like I'm fucking a guy named blue blue, but you're adding tone to it. You're right Maybe she didn't have to maybe she was was like, Hey, what's his name? Donnie Bay.

Hey, Donnie. Just the husband. I don't know if the husband's name is. Okay. Well, hey husband. Frank. Frank. Frank.

Hey, listen, I'm going to go out right now. I'm going to go hang out with Donnie Baker right now and maybe fool around. I, you know, I still love you, but I'm going to do this for me. Is that cool? Listen, he got upset and she should have at least given Donnie Baker or Ronald sex in a heads up that her husband like I don't know He's like that you tipped him off probably by the way is he a ball. He were a wig. Is this character? Yeah, that's not real hair shut up. Yeah, that's not shut the fuck up He should at least go through a thing get a a space wig like I bring up some Donnie Baker police that was his real hair I did science is capable of amazing things now Robert all right relax

but it's why would you get shitty hair though if you go if you're gonna get a hair transplant why would you get for the bit thinning spaghetti hair for the bit yeah do it for the bit why would you get far off faucets here at the end? Yeah, I get. Is this it? His characters are like, I haven't a fare. I don't even know where to begin. I'm so pissed. I'm Donnie Baker and I'm here to report a violation of statute of limitations to court seven. I ain't fired to paperwork, but I want this on the record. This is where my boat used to be.

I come home from work, my boat's been impounded. And I just built this boat ramp. Pause it. This sucks. This sucks. This is bad, Jacob. Yeah. I knew you'd like it. Damn man You know there's people that don't laugh at your shit and then you find out they love this stuff and you're like okay, I feel good

That's what are the comments anything positive I bet people eat these how many views millions right? Nope our friend Katie said that she came he came and to her work to do promotion for them and he went into the bathroom and changed into costume. Hell yeah. Four and a half million views. What did she say?

Four and a half million. Jay did you just say four and a half million views? Yeah. Yeah. I told you. It was gonna be hate stuff. Yeah, dude. I mean, people love this guy.

Fuck. I bet it's all good stuff. Are we gonna get this is always I Don't you always will be fucking gold? Yeah someone dude, you should thin out the herd man. Yeah, I told you got too good It's a ride. Have you ever seen my character Billy the Bass man. I love it dude. I'm telling you I should have done it I would be a Multi-boiled the bass man give us some Billy the bass man. He Would be a multi-million-billion the best man give us some believe the best man Should you get in character? Do you need a new space? Yeah, absolutely. You go for your teeth up?

Hey, how we doing alright? I'm already telling you it's already printing money Welcome everybody my my grandmother had two thumbs in one hand. Yeah, oh man. Yeah, yeah, what you're doing Theo Vaughn I I took her to we call her we call her V or two thumbs She had two thumbs, but always like to give thumbs damn. I took her to the movie. She gave it to thumbs up Where we going? That was my catch damn dude. I'm gonna come I'm my new character is gonna be called the Yankee What did it can't be Yankee Dan because they can't have the same name Yankee Sam? I wrote can I tell you what I did I wrote I'm sweaty God I wrote around 40 minutes of material for Bill the bassman did you see me just flinch cuz I almost threw my coffee I have it I should do make some characters day we need some characters. I want to do you know what I want to do like scuzzy bill

I like that. What's the voice you gotta find the voice? Yes, you can't be silly I cuz they have to find out your actual voices this point I want to do like a upper crust, Connecticut, Waspie. A lot of this in the world. Cunti Carl. Yeah, being like, my name is, I'm upper crust Ron.

I like Cunti Carl. Cunti Carl. Actually, you should be Ronald Sexton. Actually, Catechia. There should be Dusty Baker's real name, Ronald Sexton. I'm Ronald Sexton. Did I tell you, I called you because at the bills game

I was wearing Miami dolphin stuff You weren't wearing it was wearing you dude. Oh, yes, okay. Yeah, you look I mean I wanted to watch Miami vice after that I thought you were cheerleader, but I called you at the smoke hot you called me back when I was at the airport and I was saying that Buffalo fans. I'm I'm not from Miami. I don't have any connection to Miami. My only connection to the team is to Victor annual and all the Buffalo fans is a playoff game and bills dolphins is a rivalry. So I was joking. Bobby knows the playoffs, dude. The fucking he doesn't know. He doesn't know anything about the Patriots are in the Patriots were in the super. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't, don't punch sideways. Don't punch sideways. Okay, let's fair.

Don't punch sideways. So we're, I was doing a thing of like, I was, I was, I was yet, I was talking out loud like I was for Miami. And I was like, I love Miami. I love house music. Why do they drink beer here? It's so disgusting. Oh, I have, I live on Star Island.

Spritzers. Star Island. So maybe that would be my character on Miami guy. And I don't mind that. I do like upper crust country Carl. What's yours? You just shithead Bill Scussy Bob scussy Bob, but I think he's gonna be a hillbilly too do mean me and You know like a real fucking Hey, you know legal to hear if she bicker than you when I was on the road with Nate back when I used to open for him County Bob hey, it's cuz you bill how many abortion did you get? Oh, man? Well, I tell you what if you count the punch cards I only paid for eight

Can't tell you where you guys are missing. I tell you where you guys are missing what cuz right now this act is already on the road My name Larry the cable guy we have merch Larry the cable guy will come and see you yeah, and he will take a percentage So if you want to play this game where you take home the money we got to move to a northern accent I'll see what I'm not gonna arm rest. I'm not gonna arm wrestle Larry the cable guy for it He ripped the guys arm off arm wrestling. He's got the fly to he's got he's like the fly. You saw that no Christine bring that Yes, one of the most young guys arm what he arm wrestle the guy Christine bring that. That's one of the most darn good. So the guys aren't. What? He arm wrestled a guy. Christine bring it up. In Tennessee.

And it was a military guy. Yes, talked to Christine like she's Siri. Siri? Hey, Siri. Yeah, I heard that out. Christine, what's the weather? Christine, what's the weather look like tonight? Christine, play Toto's Africa.

Christine, what's my morning schedule? Um, she's like, wow, Jay. Yeah. Yeah. Now playing. Yeah. I'm just going to say while we find this video, you guys need to get an accent that is not, later, the cable guys area. Why? So why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why can't someone do that? Then you eat, then you're eating, dude, what do you say? We eat well. Yeah. He's got, he can't do it much longer. He can't do much longer. He's not doing it. Here's what's going to happen. Some What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you do? What do you gonna do when the US Navy forces that's put on the side of their On the side of their planes to where we going? Where we going? Oh, yeah, dude Nate and I tried to come up with the catchphrase for him back in like 2010

Dude, it was I'm from around here Well, that's what you get scoop it up and throw it away Where we go. It's good. Where we go. Honestly. I was really against it until I heard where we going. Where are we going? I think you just made it up today and it was fantastic. There's an animation on YouTube. Me doing somebody animated it. Really?

100%. Your character. I swear to God. Everyone's doing a character work. Dude, I have 40 minutes of material that I might put out as an album. An animated album. And then I'll become that guy. If it takes off, I'm gone.

God damn it. What is it for? It's so rich. Is it a dancing guy? Did you hear how I know John Reep? You're gonna have to act regular, even though you're insanely wealthy. The way the blue collar guys have to talk to their people,

like they're not just ciphering money out of them. I'm gonna have to. I don't like his Monday. You got a Monday that come around and say, you fuck with my Sunday Monday. And all these people are like, I'll feel that way, dude. And he's like, I'm in a tax bracket that cheeks are in.

Bobby, watch this comedy sideboard go to work. Yeah, this Terminator machine, Jacob. Dude, what the fuck? Do I want to see this, though? You guys know me. Yeah, I don't know. Do I want to see this? It's not gory.

It's just, it gory. It's just brutal. It's… Does he… do I hear a snap? I don't think so. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Oh, it's pretty wild. Oh. Oh, it's coming.

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Kuntikar Chances tune didn't he now is with us? Slavibol you know where you are now Kuntikar welcome to the party welcome to the bill welcome to the bus Welcome to the party welcome to the bill welcome to the bus We're gonna get ripped he got shot up does he have stand-up comedy Donnie Baker is it only sketches? I want this pretty bad-ass gonna stand up that one only gets worse He's only bad. I mean it had 4.5 million views

You you can't stop when you do when you get in it. You can't get out. It's hard to get out. It's hard to get out of that. Ooh. Went home to my mom. Oh, sorry. At his time. Oh, here we go. Here's stand up. Zubaz got the wig. I basically got so much going through my head right now.

I have to say, because if I rode it down, it would be longer than a scroll from a dead sail. I swear to God that's true. Between law enforcement and my neighbors, basically law enforcement, last time down on the streetclad, don't judge, we had a gift card. I'm in there for maybe four, five types, and the voucher shows that. Don't even show his badge number. He just taps me on the shoulder. He's like, I don't know where you're from, but here we don't grow to the dancers. I'm like, well, somebody has been...

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can wear whatever the fuck you want you can wear he can wear look at the he I got to see the woman who feels she has to fuck Donnie Baker yeah a woman that's like I'm gonna risk it all I'm gonna risk it all for this character actor her picture she goes it's like life came came to it's like real it's like real player if they're playing with player fucking live the gimmick play him on this is the guy from Michigan and all of a sudden he's like whoo the Bob and time the Bob and Tom show looks like a fucking

C-SPAN video rehab uh me and group that's's chick, he hates me. He hates me too. Puget, here. Wait, is it not Bob and Tom? Didn't one of them quit? Yeah, the funnier one, right? I don't know. I think, cool, quick. But they still call it the Bob and Tom show?

Looks like a room full of guidance counselors. That's Tom. Tom's daughter. Yeah, that's Tom. He ignored me completely. Yeah, it really does. They don't even look, they're having fun. They look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look They look unpleasant. He ignored me too, but they gave me a 40 minute pep talk.

They brought me to Rome. Hey, come on here and talk to the producer. And he was telling me how to do radio. Yeah, he did. He had to do bitch and I was like, I kept saying I can't do bits because my bits are dirty. So let's just talk. Whenever you guys are talking about, I'll jump in.

And they just, so what they did instead was they brought me in and he ignored me. He just kept saying, when he came back from commercial break, they'd say my name, but they wouldn't ask me anything or involve me. Can you turn up the volume? Because none of them are. It's so much. I'll snatch you to fight it.

Boy, it's always in the way. Well, I mean, it's sound like my junior hasfield principal, Mr. Garner. Yeah. The people shouldn't be getting high and driving around or getting high while driving around. Yeah. He even had a banner, but it about his desk right by where he hung his

paddle. It said only a nibi drives with a dibi. Oh, you can imagine how sharply was that genius later when Garner got busted for doing blows in in the changing room my gun rewards. Oh, pretty good. I mean, there. No one's having a good time on that show at all. I am. I'm having a good time right here.

The city councilman. What are you crazy? Fuck it. Dude. Oh, watch this one. I'm gonna watch it this week. I might see this week. I'm passing fucking amendments to their state constitution. Yes. You guys just got to loosen up a little bit. This stuff is fucking rock and gold this week. And I'm gonna I might go deep dive on Bob and Tom clips and come back with some goodies But tell me tell me tell me tell me tell me time and really drinking some Bob and Tom because these guys like they are not having a Together, I told you loves you can wear wolves. Oh, we can shop in like truck stops. Yeah, jet rise What do they call it? Jetro to the fact that he the whole flying J flying jet jet row

I was like I was I was was a Philia warehouse and he was in a show back in the fucking 60s fact that this dude has a whole whole different real name. Yeah, just where I look how much Tom what is it? I want to hear it. Can I hear it? A neighbor four locks down selling his boat 500 less than my boat. Oh, and he don't even have an outboard motor on his.

Oh, mine's got an heaven reads if you can mention that when you plug it He don't even have an outboard. He's got an in bread motor which friends good, but his sister has to You know woman said a woman said I was just through I was just through my bottle of water I threw it threw it up in the air and I wanted a celebration Embroidered motor dude Dude, it's an onboard motor, but he changed it to in bread motor and then his sister because his sister and the dudes foggin it Bobby's gonna we're gonna get a call from Don where she goes which one you guys told Bobby that Donny Baker is it's became an obsession of his yo I this is so oh my god. I know, but this is so so bad

What he's doing So so bad six call what he's doing We should try out the first big but I'll tell you what we got to come back to this I got you, but let me just say the sentence please If this guy if your wife are we gonna say this man is expected not to attempt It murder when your wife of 18 years comes to you and goes how bad I want to do this I'm looking you right in the eyes. I'm gonna go fuck that guy and show you a video of him, like that's, you get homicidal. I almost wanna know if, and hear me out,

this guy that's in... Christine Leeson, you've just got to, I go nuts. He's guys in jail for attempted murder, right? For fucking spraying up the side of... Where's this guy's name is, car. D-Baker? Yeah, this guy fucking sprayin' hot-let on him. I think you show his comedy as a defense. I think you're right

I think I think you find a jury of his peers will be like yeah, if I find out my wife of 18 years as fucking this guy I'd probably be in a blind reach to 100% yeah, I think you show that clip you show one set and you're done What does it say? This is man, we have to get break. We can't take a call any. I can't read that. It says, blue faces, therapists is Dr. Isch. She's Dr. Isch from the celebrity forever. Yeah, that makes sense. Marriage boot camp.

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