The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Juggalos Boofing with Sal Vulcano

Episode Date: August 26, 2025

Sal Vulcano sits in Bobby's chair for the day and hears about Big Jay's adventures at The Gathering of the Juggalos. The yearly festival for Insane Clown Posse fans never disappoints with debauchery. Jay performed stand-up comedy along with Luis J Gomez, Tim Butterly, and Zac Amico. A clown comic named Upchuck got booed and assaulted with flying objects. A very old lady was there to have sex with the Juggalos and create content. Jay has video of some of the festivities including a beauty pageant that ended with a vile act conducted on dead poultry. Catch Sal on the "Everything's Fine Tour" and for info on his new podcast go to: Salvulcanocomedy.com. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. In Bobby's chair today, we are very, very blessed to have, from the Impractical Jokers, and friend of the show, and friend for life. The Great South O'Kalcano joins us. Thank you so much, all of you. Thank you. Buddy. I'm so excited to be here. No joke. I'm excited to have you.

I, you guys should consider impractical joking at the Gathering of the Juggalo's. They'll say all the stuff you want them to say And they're too fucked up to recognize you guys There are some beautiful women at the gathering though now But they are dirty They're so dirty I definitely wouldn't pull my proverbial pussy out When I've just been

When I'm gonna ride around the ground In what I can only describe as like a soda used condom dirt soup Oh yeah Isn't Fago Don't they want nothing to do with it? Nothing to do with them. They want nothing to do, but that doesn't stop them, right? Nope.

Okay, okay. That's the Detroit soda, but I think Faye goes, you know what, though? They're plain, coy. But in some weird way, they get the still purchasing power of it, like coming from it. And they get to go, like, the story is more like, I can't believe you guys are buying this. We don't even want to be associated with this. Like, fuck you, you are associated. Like, darn, you guys need how many pallets?

Fuck. Yeah. I don't know anyone who. drinks it. By the way, at one point they said somebody was squirting fentanyl possibly out of a water gun at people. No, that can't be real, please. Well, I don't

know, but I'll tell you, I'd rather that than the one time someone squirt hit me in the face and they go, Fago! And I went, no, fentanyl, please. I'd rather, that stuff's diabetes in your eye. Is there a spectrum of juggalo? Like, is there some juggalo that look at... Yeah, from like four to 700 pounds. But do some

look well put together, or do they all look like they're living out of their car. They all look like the living out of their car that weekend. I'm saying there has to be a upper crust of the gathering of the jugglers. Yeah, there has to be,

there has to be clicks within the jungle. Always. Well, we always say, you know, you've had the cruise ship for Jokers, as we were saying before. We do Skangfest, and I've been on several. Ship Rocks is a good example. I do the heavy metal cruises. You're getting the upper

crust of the people that like that thing. Not that necessarily even the doctors, because doctors don't want to go on a cruise. You're getting the senior clowns. Yes. You're getting, what you're getting is, what I believe you're getting is the gas station owner. Does that make sense?

He still does a shift. But like he is the owner. He's the owner operator. Stuff like that, you know what I mean? A guy who's really figured out like online, you know, eBay sales that's made him a lot of money. It's people who have a couple bucks. Because, but I'll tell you what, they saved those dollars while all still doing meth, because if you drove by almost any truck that was just parked out there, like in the field, you just see three people in it and someone just had always constantly going down and Coke or meth or whatever the fuck is.

I always assume meth because it sounds more fun. Yeah. Oh, look at this guy. She's walking him. Was that this year? Yeah. I missed them. Did you get all the stuff I sent, Christine?

it's not coming in oh none of it came through bobby sent a video that of a girl saying beware of crumpled up dollar bills because there's plants the guys the the juggalo's wipe their ass with it yes so when you pick up the bill they go dokey bill poop dollar is what they say poop dollar or something like that doke bill is good too though dukey bill is great maybe even better but I tell you what though what me and Lewis were laughing as so are because the women are so there

like a lot of times in skank fest you'll see this or skanks in general or my stand-up shows a lot of times the women are very happy to be there and there's a lot of chicks there that are stoked to be at this thing and definitely the conglomerative

like I do this because it's his thing right for sure but the poop dollar but the poop dollar we were laughing so hard but how hard we were laughing at the thing of like the poop dollar that like some guy uses girl as a human poop dog like whatever you I think whatever you wipe your ass on and throw it down and someone grabs it people yell poop dollar so seriously just like wipe shit all over your

chicks uh all over your chick's body make her have a seizure on the ground and then someone comes up goes oh my god miss you okay she goes poop dollar I think she's mouth to mouth he's poop dollar oh you bitch you got me poop dollar do they um do you know because Is there, at this point, they have to be worth the insane clown posse. They're professional. I mean, they have to be worth tens and tens of millions of dollars, no? I don't know. They're a merch machine.

They're well-to-do without a doubt. They're wealthy. I mean, you're right. And they've been doing it such a long time, right? So, like, did they do this because they, how do we not do this? Like, is there an obligation to them because why would we give up this? this money or is it like they can't be into like still looking to the ground and seeing people like in meth drugged up on meth and doing poop dollars like they can't still be yeah I think they love it well you know what I have to imagine they have like some type of a you know a yin yeah like they like they have to do it but I these people support them so they have to like love their fans or they appreciate their fans but then they have to also as just human adult elder like older people look out and be like like like this is what is this what is what is what is this still what's happening maybe there's

listen i will say it to some degree because shaggy as you said before like he's the nicest guy oh they're both very nice yeah he's so cool he's a normal they're literally both great guys i know and he's thoughtful i don't know i don't know what the image that he wants to project is or i don't know but like he texts me nice kind thoughtful things from time to time you know so i just have to I just have to wonder that if he looks into the crowd. You know, your babies is cute. Woo-woo. Someone's shooting like a stream of fentanyl or someone that wipes their ass.

You know, I can't imagine he's like... Yo, new episode, really funny. Woo-woo. Yo, I like the new special. Your joke pacing is top-notch. Whoa. Whoa. You're right.

I mean, your taste age changes as you age. Sure, that's all I'm saying. Isn't that? Absolutely. They are. And I don't feel that I'm pulling some curtain. I think people know that they have gotten this thing to run as a thing where they have to show up really for, well, he's very involved. Violent Jays is very involved in the wrestling.

That's late at night. He's control room basically, sometimes commentating, I think. Shaggy Tudub's almost nothing involved with that anymore, the wrestling. And Shaggy, I think, I won't, this week, last year I saw Violin J. a couple times over the course of the three days. this time I saw him once for three minutes backstage before wrestling and we went to go watch the wrestling and we saw him like gave him a hug and stuff said hi but he was like running around but he does that and the show and like they don't make I think they would always be appearances all day long miss juggolette content they let everything just function they police themselves poorly and then and then go about their day I mean the people that are like hey thank you so much for having us here I had last year I'd just see Rock Kim stop the show for a second Like yo if y'all gonna be throwing shit man It ain't gonna be able like that

I'll leave he's like I'll leave or we can stay here and have some fun And we're gonna have some fun they were like yeah and he stayed and did it and they didn't throw anything else But like you have to say so most people that are there for like their second time At least when you hear them performing they say something like hey man I appreciate you guys not throwing dukeye at us this time And shining lasers trying to hurt our eyes We appreciate you trying to fly drones into our face or throw piles of of whatever, clams. What is the, what's, why are they doing that

to the performance? I don't know. I can't answer that question. I remember the teal tequila thing, whoever, she's like a VJ or whatever, but, tequila? No, she wasn't a VJ.

Oh. She was America's foremost, um, bisexual Chinese slut. Oh, well. Vietnamese? I remember she had an issue. They took on bridge with her. I remember that.

Right. They threw poop at her. But Raq Kim. They didn't throw poop at Rakim. They threw poop at her. Yeah. No, they throw stuff at everybody. Pop, tequila.

But the thing is they also, like, Like, if you just learn how to play the game, 3-6 Mafia has clearly been there a lot. Right. They've been there a lot. They throw poop at the crowd. Yes. They themselves just shit in their hand.

They put the whole system on trial. And they go, don't say nothing racist. And then they throw their own shit. It's a real challenge. They, uh, no, 3-6 Mafia just knows that it's about learning the audience. It's the same thing I have. You know what I mean? Like, I used to think in my mind and go,

am I being a fucking like cornball because when we're driving around and people, People are like, Big Jay, woo-woo, and I go, woo-woo, I'm like, but they don't, they don't, they know I'm not like a fucking 24-7 fucking juggalo guy, but that is what you're supposed to I'm like, but I'm there, I'm thrilled to be there, my second year in a row, my fifth time doing it, I think. And you're, uh, what capacity are you there and see, like a host of some sort? No, no, we do a comedy show at midnight one night. Okay, okay, okay, it's crazy.

Okay, wow, that's a tough crowd. A fist fight broke out, broke out, a trash fight slash fist fight broke out while I, was on stage wasn't barely a thing i made a couple jokes about it moved back going like all right all right so uh anyway what's this do you guys do you think she's thin is this your beautiful wife who is on that show and are they terrified it was so this is great joel i don't remember his last name is great dude he's a michigan comedian he's up chuck the clown he's been there since the beginning. He was there from the first time I did it 15 years ago, still there today.

Sweetheart of a guy. And they hate Upchuk the clown. They don't like him. No. But they keep having him back. Yes. He, well, I think it's like, to me it's almost like he's missing an opportunity, I think, here

with Upchut the Clown. We actually discussed me and Lewis and it was me, Louis, Tim Butterly, and Zach Miko, were the four comics over there to do a show. We talked very brief ago, I almost want to talk to Upchuk about like let's take turns every year someone else come back and be upchuck the clown because like dunk tank it do you know what I mean like go up there in full catchers gear and a mask in your face with clown stuff all over and go out there and just haul off I mean the crowdwork on this

to go there and just shit on the situation right right would be so funny and it'll make them laughing it'll make people shitty and get angry I go heal it like go be a heel right poor upchuck goes up there every year every year he's going I'm going to go up there And I'll get him going. I'll get him ready for you guys. You know, grease the wheels a little bit. And then you guys go up there and we'll have a great comedy show. And as soon as he's like, what's up, Joe?

I was like, what's up, Joe? I was like, bottles of soda and shit, just pegging them. And then I was like, I think he's probably just going to. Now, the first time I ever did it with him, he bailed silly really early, upchuck. He bailed quick. Which I get, totally, how nasty to bring to him. He's dressed as a clown? Yes.

Okay. And Upchuk does he do something about, you just called Upchuk. Just called Upchuk. Okay. He does When I did it like seven years ago He went out there and did like It's kind of like

But again it's like he just bales pretty quick When they're going This year And because I keep saying the thing I go You know we've done this enough now Because when I did it seven years ago And then the last two years I go we've cultivated it a bit

That they do at least know who we are They know who we are Where the crossover on those two worlds It's awesome Right And it's great And like great fans You know what I mean

So I'm like this I'm trying to tell Lewis and them and Butterley and Zach I'm like, listen, I know you guys are like worried, Zach did it last year, so he kind of knows. Yeah. But he was like, I'm like, what Upchuk is going to go through

is not indicative of what's going on up here. I'm telling you, they don't like him. And so almost like Upchuk, he was like, all right, he's like, I'll host it if you want me to host that'd be great. If you can go up and say everybody, we're going to have Zach do it, but if you want to actually host it, he's like, yeah, dude, I'll host it.

When I went on stage, dude, people were pegging a bottle his face so hard it almost hit me in the face it zipped right by me they're trying to hit him but when he first gets up there this time though which I thought was pretty funny to me at least was because we had so many comics and I was like you know it's almost being a conversation like why you're bringing these guys to go do like comedy butterly saying all weekend he's like I just what I go up there and just

kind of acknowledge what's going on and just like talk about the weekend I go you can I'm gonna do that too I go but I'm just telling you just so you know like before you think you can't do bits you can just like but just like you have to like speed them you have to like find the points of the bits yeah yeah yeah and if you in the moment you can kind of do that quick just self-editing on the fly

like what's really the punch line I really got to get to here and it's like and you can really just kind of go without the whole story go shit this girl's thing reminds me of a blah blah but you know just get whatever the bit out is and they'll laugh they'll go for it you know I mean like they'll go and uh so up Chuck you're gonna go

go up there and get booed at again then you'll start bringing up Zach and Butterly Lewis and me Upchukes with this time right away Fuck you up Chuck the clown But about And I said everyone's doing like You know

15 minutes or so He was up to that 15? No he was up there about 10 But as long as Longer than I've ever seen him do And what was funny was while they're pegging him And just yelling stuff out I go around the side to look

He actually is doing He's still dressed like a clown But he really is doing like the So my mother-in-law Comes by the other week And she says to me He's like doing like bits like hand in the pocket bits

and you're like Upchuk You can bail dude We got enough We'll do enough I promise We'll have a long enough show Dude clownvis has a party After this anyway

Clownvus is also the host of the Clownvus is the host Of the Miss Juggleette Patrick He is upchuk the clown Does not have a big online presence And his Twitter still links to his mice No it's still a music thing That's where he puts his music up at

I'm a sad clown Up Chuck the clown Yeah my stuff So I'll explain all these as we go along Go let me see Go down from Let's start with the old lady Now what this is Sal

And we can look her up if you'd like I believe I've come across her work before Because of how ridiculous she is OnlyFans.com slash Linda Hope 1939 That is the year she was born Linda Hope is an older woman Who is hanging out the festival

to make content, I think, this week, to blow clowns and what have you. No. She definitely doesn't speak to her family. I mean, it's only $3 for 31 days. So, are you saying up for it? Well, that's a limited offer, Christine, please. It's a limited off of, it's a limited time only.

It seems up for 31 days. But then we're locked in. And I've got to be honest with you, I think we can find it for free. Not that I would take money out of Linda Hope's pocket, but I do think I'm not going to enjoy what I see for even $3.

Question. Yes. Is this the picture that you just, her own avatar? No, this was a stage hand for the main stage handed this to me.

Oh, you took this photo. I took this photo. That is it sitting in a trash can because the guy came out. Again, and Sal, this is where you may have a juggle over. I'd love to go with you so I can kind of show you

how to live in a bubble there a little bit, a little bit. You have to mix it up a little bit, but the bubble. I've been invited. And things like this that would be the case the stage hands

what he works there is so wrapped up in his he's so wrapped up at this point and just being gross for the weekend handed me that piece of paper soaking wet with something and goes dude check this out and he hands me and I already took it and I was like oh oh

and then he walked away and I laid it in a trash can and took a picture of it so I could prove to him that I have given a shit about it but I'm not hanging on to this I don't know what it's wet from This, I mean, no, I'm not even joking. Joking aside, this literally sounds like my absolute hellish night, like nightmare. That part was.

Yeah, like to be that, I mean, yeah. But they invited the guys and I had to go perform there, and I was like, I don't know if that's, that's a terrible idea. Yeah, that's a bad idea. That is a, actually, they shouldn't have done that. Yeah. That would have been a setup for, like, that would have just gone. It's not. That's not the, that crew.

I had to cultivate the crew to go to this. Zach's already in. He's there. He's family with those people at that point. He's from the time he did it last year with us and like got like very involved with him, which is great. Butterly is such a go with the flow. Tim Butterley is just like, what do we doing, Molly and Balloons or not that? I'm fine with either.

And he's a blast. And he's so funny and so fun. And then Lewis, of course, Lewis will go native wherever the fuck he's at. But like, so it was a perfect crew to do it. And you do. You have to have me and Lewis several times being on the back of the thing just got wet with something. And you're like, please don't be. piss please don't be piss and uh none of it smelled like piss great news everybody

i've showered since also you mean someone's throwing something and you just get trash super soaker shit a lot of super soakers and stuff going on but but i'm telling you all that said there's still something if you came for a day of it you might like it yeah i don't know if you'd want to go back the next night there is something it's a sight to be seen it's obviously it's a point i'm making you'll want to see the things and I'll show you some of the things you could have seen Jay circling back though to Linda Hope Yes

I want to not feel bad For her Now is this feel like somebody that Is doing this because this is the only way In the world that they could Make a living still And she probably is I mean a woman of that age

To be going to this type of festival To give Oral to the clowns I think Oral ain't I think the whole, I think every hole was in play. So, so, but she looks like a sweet old lady. You'd think, right? You know, like, so I just feel like. Well, she is.

I mean, she'll suck your dick and if you're sweaty and clown makeup. Is this someplace that she wants to be in life? Or is this that some, is this like a desperate thing? And I feel terrible. And the irony of her last thing being Hope. Can you look up Linda Hope's AMA, please? Oh, yeah, there she is. Okay.

Yeah. Oh, wow. I feel sad. She looks exactly as absolutely. I was expecting naked. Hi, grandma. It makes me feel sad. It's Jacob's Nana.

Who's taking these photos? Because you know she doesn't know how to work a digital camera. Black guys. Okay. Black guys. Big dicked black guys is my guess. Here's the thing. She's wretched that's terrible to look at that I hate it.

I feel bad. Why? Because I don't think that this is something she wants to be doing. Because you're worried that way her hand shakes is she has to shave her own pussy ball? I do worry too. I do worry too. Luckily, her pussy's a little tucked away for what I thought I was going to be. This is an 85-year-old woman.

She's hanging on to Linda Hope. Christine, come back to Linda Hope, please. Can we look up, has Linda Hope done an AMA? I'd like to hear her AMA. Wait, wait, she's 85. If she was born in 39? Yeah. She's 85.

Turning 86. How is she going to this event? A lot of protein. How is she still having sex? There's a lot of protein and clown cum. Wow. I would guess. It seems like a very meat-eating crowd

It keeps her young Doesn't she just want to hang it up at this point And just kind of watch I think she has to hang it up at the end of the night Yeah Let me tie this up She No these women are

And I've met a couple of grandma porn stars now An SDR show And I do all of the Let's interview them We'll have a fun time We'll have a fun time And they never want to talk about their families Because all their families have

aggressively disown them for doing this You have grandchildren ma what are you doing dad's been dead for 25 years what are you doing this for and they're like days my kids don't understand i just love to get gang banged and film it wow who's the juggalo who's also engaging with her as well because that's also a certain kind of juggalo i think you'd probably do better i think you can cast a wide net on that i think you could really scoop up every 10 guys you scoop up there's seven that would fuck linda hope wow no way yeah yeah wow These people are about experiences, man

They're not about money They're about experiences They're doing it for the clicks though They want the story Terrified though You could literally fuck her to death Because she's so old Would I be terrified of that

Or would I feel like a man Remember I fuck the lady to death? And it'll be like How old was she and I'll go I'll go I might actually Why would you go to jail? She could die If you fuck her death

That's natural causes Well it's on your conscience Would your conscience have my conscience will be in jail for sure Why did I have to fuck Linda Hope with so much hips why did I throw so much Why don't I have to show off so hard to her? She probably has an immune system of steel, right? I mean oh yeah I mean like she's taking seven juggaloes out a 10 Dude, she got every variation of COVID fucking spit it out

Yeah, shot it out like a snot rocket COVID catches Linda I'd like to oh is that her CPAP machine It's a breast pump I don't know why she's Christine I don't know I'd like to go back

to some of her speaking please Linda hope 85 year old only fans girl girl look at me what a sweetheart I am that's why she says she loves my babushka

you met her no you didn't mean okay she told me how to put him and then she pushed it down to her fucking old disgusting pussy I did it Christine I'm sorry

this is how you had to find out but I fucking sucked off Linda Hope. Oh, what did she say? She says her talking about it? Could you imagine that if you're like, you go, hey, can you put on a little bit of music so I don't have to hear your bones

cracking every time you move? And she goes, oh, sure. Don't sit under the F of me. Anyone else for me? Anyone else for me? No, no, no, no. Don't be swell. Gonna have the horn.

That's Glenn Miller. Take the Linda train Oh Glenn Miller and his band Had me once back in the 50s It was at a little summer resort It was my dirty dancing Is she breast pumping? I don't know what she's doing

Well, find out I lost my anal virginity to Cab Calloway You know what? We could save all of this here The woman's definitely a juggles She's a juggalo fan That's a juggalo thing behind her, a poster Well, I'd assume if she's... Well, you gotta remember when the gathering started

but she was only 60. Just a kid with a dream. Not yet a senior citizen even. She just wanted to live out loud. Go back to the pictures I said. I want to get through a couple of these. I know we got a rap scene. Jesus.

Christine, throw a dart, and I'll tell you what. You know what? Third one from the top. Right there in the middle. Click and pause it right away. Now, this, this is what's going on. Three rounds to the Miss Juggledette pageant. personality is first where they ask you a question the question

you'd have to guess isn't it's like what's your favorite gathering of the juggalo's moment have you ever fucked in up the ocean whatever just some kind of goofy thing and prove you walk the walk prove that you can speak in sentences I think

they want to make sure that everyone's above board legally to be doing what they're about to be doing so they all get through that and then they come out for what is next going to be the talent portion of the show. Now, the problem is, during the personality portion, things were being thrown constantly at girls for varying reasons, varying reasons,

things are being thrown. So the stage becomes a slippery slash sticky slash smegmud mess? It's disgusting. And also girls get down on the floor and they ride around and do all kinds of shit for the talents and a lot of the talents were things like you gotta figure what these girls are gonna come out and do I can do not acrobatics

but like you know weird like positions with their body and stuff and contortions and we accounting accounting things of this nature that unfortunately for them the talent doesn't get to shine the way I'd like it to because the floor

is it's slippery and it's too slippery for anything you need to have grip for and it's too grippy for something you need to have slide for everything's going wrong as far as this goes floor is lava floor is absolutely lava and this poor gal who I would say here's what I'm going to do

I have fawned over a woman less attractive than this she's a chubby gal but she got these dues on she got a fat ass she doesn't look too chubby she is she's uh but this is I'm telling you these are all above board with me yeah I'm saying this girl I had no

but because she was the most basically not clown person. This is definitely I'll come with my friends, sure. I don't know why she entered this contest. She comes up for her talent portion. They already didn't like her personality. And I don't even remember what she said. I'm sure it was fine.

But they just didn't like it. She didn't seem like she's part of this mix. For one, she's a chubby woman and she is completely clothed, which is a social faux pa in the clown community, Jacob. The juggles are very discerning

They're like, why are you hiding Your Fupa and weird stretch marks This is what we're looking for Apparently Because when she comes out They did not like her the first time This is her doing her talent Where she is going to sing

I believe it is a country song And is this at the very beginning of the video You can see out of the gates The reactions to it Now Sal if you can walk us through What you see here a little bit Sure Okay

Okay She just deflected something with her hand exploded everywhere. Right. Okay, it's been going for about eight seconds and there's been nine to 12 things

thrown at her. She seems like a nice gal. Yes. She has on Daisy Dukes just more things being rifled at her. She dodged one with her hand again.

Okay. Okay, now you'll see, if you start paying attention, lots and lots of drinks pegged at her face. Yeah. Now they start getting creative because, listen,

there's only so many bottles because I will say the jugglers do believe in recycling. So, uh, they start throwing more crazy. things like bags of garbage full bags of garbage

of people full sodas canisters of gnais oh my god turkey legs that are partially eaten that was turkey leg bone that was it she's got to know around this point right here that's not going well nope all she's thinking about is how she's going to hit this note oh wait is you have to go back she hit a note

they almost stopped throwing things for a second they're like all right this bitch can sing I gave her a five out of five on talent I didn't hear a blessed thing, but What's wrong with these people? She's just singing a song. You want to hit a girl with these things? It's just good old-fashioned clown fond, dude. She wasn't expected.

So the people she came with then, because you surmised that she is a tag along. This is round two. So by round two, she was so unaware of what she was going to do. After this, she has to get into a bikini. And she did that, too. Why did you keep going? It was a very, it was a very unflattering bikini, I will say.

What is the prize? Why subject yourself to this? What is the prize? Is it just... The prize is $300 to the Juggalo merch store, bro. Oh, my God. And a medal, they call it an amulet, pendant of insane clown posse. And I think that's it.

Is it by crowd clapping or whatever? Nope. It was our judge. our actual scores okay so they could have potentially thrown something at the the winner oh I mean after that the winner I will show you the winner yeah the winner has never seen more pride on a person's face in my life tears they're so emotional about it after what they've done now if you'd like to just I could just jump to show you what the winner's talent performance was so okay christian I'll be right

underneath Linda Hope now clownvis explained to us that this girl's gonna come out and do an art piece called home homemade, which I think is the wrong word, homemade hysterectomy where she will be pretending to pull something out of her, I guess her uterus

out of her what is, I believe, clown-painted red, bloody cooch and then, you know, bite it and then do a bunch of other stuff and like, you know, just make a scene scream a lot in clown makeup. You can give a taste, Christine.

See, I believe we have a clip Okay, now you see This is her really cramming that thing up Orcooch I will say the judges don't have a great view But it's okay So there, she's biting the thing I don't know what it was

I will say though It wasn't the insides of a pussy It wasn't human anything And then she shows her asshole And spit on the end audience and then a nice bow Jacob

clap Jacob clap god damn but the woman just did a performance piece for you and the other girl thought this is why you're not artistic man and the other girl thought she should match that with a country ballot yes

she goes okay I don't do a homemade hysterectomy I got the gift of song oh then she puts it back up if I just like oh wait oh no this is not was happening. So what I do not have footage of before she wins, this is talent. She has to come out for

bikini contest next. In bikini contest, she came out. She wouldn't have won bikini at all. Body-wide. There were some girls with some great bodies in this thing and some guys and trans. But she what she did was

somebody had thrown up a couple different things on the stage. Christine, if you could bring up that, that's a octopus. Someone threw on stage that they somehow decided. to put in front of me afterwards. Jacob, you can see though. Some of those asses are all right, right? So.

What? So. She's skiing, Jacob. So, the girl who did the homemade hysterectomy when she came out, they also threw a chicken foot. A real dead chicken's foot, cut off of a chicken, covered in dirt, whatever else is it was thrown around all weekend and thrown on stages, thrown on that stage, in fact, and then just put up and just put on the table in front of us. Every time somebody came out in their bikini,

the crowd would chant, boof that foot. Now, I know a lot of you have never watched 60 days in or been to the joint themselves to know what boofing means. It's cramming it up your ass. It's hiding something in your ass.

Oh, my God, I've been booffing for years. Yeah. I didn't even know it. Yeah. Oh, dude, long-time booffer. I didn't know how to tell you. I didn't know how to tell you how to break it. So, fuck.

We're so close to Dunn. She took the chicken foot and I believe pretended but still picked it up. Let me tell you. You're beating me by picking it up. You've already proved yourself more manly than me by picking up that squid or that octopus or the chicken's foot. Lewis picked it up at one point by the nail of the chicken. You know what I mean? Like the chicken's nail and did it like that.

And he was even like, to me at all, I was like, buddy, I had to give a real genuine off microphone. and I know you have things like this too where I bet you've got good stories of these a real off microphone I go Lewis I'm being honest what you do don't fucking touch me with that like don't talk to say if you touch me with that I'm not going to be able to keep it light

like I don't like this that this is there did he pick it up after it was boofed no okay pre-boof well you know what I don't know the trajectory of that chicken flick it wasn't boofed in my presence right it wasn't boofed on stage

this thing could have been fucking sent from asshole to asshole for all I know working his weight on the ladder until it made the mischuggle that contest I could have been up Christopher Walken's head She picked it up and rubbed it on her At least rubbed it on her pussy

And then threw it back into the audience And for that reason Being the main reason The girl had to win Because there was other There was four Smoking Hot Chicks that came up Towards the end

Towards the end of the whole contest Three rounds They come in round three Kind of stormed the stage And we were like we were supposed to be Or we couldn't get over here in time and whatever, all hot. They all went out and did,

they started butt-plugging each other and pulling them out. These are definitely only fans girls. These girls didn't give a shit, but they were all hot. And they came in and like, that would have probably got the party started more for pretty girls to be involved.

But I think everybody gave their best out there. And I, uh, if, Christine, let me see if you'd find the, just to jump to it. Let's get the thing where she's winning, please. All the asses video, I believe, is the, is her winning. Yes.

This is her running up. That's Miss last year's. winner who I also crowned her name is Psycho Barbie I believe tattooed Barbie she's got a good body but definitely no parents look at her

I zoom in I did a good job I zoomed in Sal so you can see this woman's never had a better day in her life she can't believe this has happened she cried for 45 minutes beyond this backstage she couldn't believe it as clown this by the way host I'm feeling you didn't believe that clowns was a real thing

I knew by the blue suede clown shoes yeah that is quite the tiara they give her she's crying she's so happy it's what it's what she does it you know this is why she does it yeah you don't just fucking she goes all those months waking up at 5 a.m. and shoving two chicken feet up your snatch it wasn't for nothing you see it wasn't for nothing I wish my parents would call? I have a daughter. Look at me now. I'm Miss Juggolette, Dad. I have a daughter and I'm going to

begin saying the rosary. Yeah, yeah. You know it's funny? Me and Tim Butterly, both having daughters, had a conversation out there like, what's the best you hope for your daughter when she comes to the gathering of Juggles? That she is the girl who just goes out there and tries to sing

and gets chicken feet on her, or the person who the crowd loves and stops throwing things that, because, You're fisting your own asshole on stage. And I'll be honest with you. I don't have the answer yet. And I'll be honest with you, I've been wrestling with it for days. You know, on one hand, there's maybe some dignity.

On the other hand, that amulet. Yeah. That amulet. And what are you going to be a loser your whole life? That doesn't set her on the right path. I'm going to talk to her. Sal Volcano is going to be on tour. He's currently on tour.

He's going to be in Chicago Theater, November 14th, the Beacon Theater in New York City, December 27. That's a big January home. How nice is that? For tickets and all other tour dates, visit salvo-cato comedy.com. Oh, this reminds me the song. Are you going to be able to go? Can you go to Corn System of a Down at MetLife next Thursday? Just let me know a date again. I'll check.

August 28th. Oh, it's going to be a goodie. You know what? Don't laugh. I think I'm going to a WMBA. I think I'm going to a Liberty game that night. You don't have to, though. I was bringing my mom-in-law. Oh, I know.

Also, the concern is you're going to cut the audience in half if you don't go, so it's probably for the best. Well, you let us know. Maybe. Make sure for all those dates, you go check out Sal Volcanocomedy.com and his new podcast, which is going to be season one of the new 10 episode talk show, Manushe, premiering in fall, on Sal Volcano official YouTube channel. And Practical Joker, Season 12, happening right now.

It comes at every Thursday at 10 p.m. This season has been. fucking hilarious go watch it i'll beat the stress factory this weekend come on jersey and then after that wisconsin calgary pittsburgh portland bobby kelly is going to be a comedy to carlson four months from now and then he's going to be in tampa i guess next year or something in skank fest uh punch up that live slash robert kelly we'll catch you tomorrow back here on the bonfire thank you sa we love you sa we love you guys thank you