The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Junkies & Peaches

Episode Date: June 24, 2025

Jay holds a Bonfire court-martial to address the insubordination that went on while he was away. On the last show, the crew didn't have Bob's back when Ron Bennington turned heel and ruined all the fun. The crew members lined up against the wall as Jay read the charges against each soldier. Jacob's radio instincts let the team down and Christine couldn't stop laughing throughout the process. | Big Jay got accepted into Joe Rogan's inner circle, known as "The Rogan Sphere." No longer an average comedian, this life-changing event gives Jay perks that only a privileged few will ever know. | Bobby's family took him to a ghetto mall for Father's Day where he enjoyed fatty treats. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly Look around this room You know what I see No, I'm gonna tell you You know, I don't see what's happening family what a family I See someone looking very sad and upset with how I was treated by what he thought was his family last week I go away for five seconds I miss one show to

go off and successfully join the Rogan sphere I'm sorry what did you say I went off and successfully join the Rogan sphere he I'm sorry what did you say? I went off and successfully joined the Rogan sphere. He said it himself. He said you're in what you're in the you're in you asked? We did three and a half hours I wouldn't leave until he said I was in the Rogan sphere. Yes I'm in the Rogan sphere. I told you I was gonna go come back in the Rogan sphere I'm back and I'm in the Rogan sphere. He said it. Yeah he said the words. Can I please Lou? I know you have to stay behind the thing. Can I get a little patriotic music, please? Christine black Lou Jacob. Can you guys up against the wall, please if you would I? Didn't speak to you guys

Bobby you stay right there buddy. Okay. I got this cuz I heard I listen to Wednesday's broadcast Yeah, I don't like what I heard. Do you get anything with the sphere? Huh does anything come with the sphere? Oh, it's a world. It's a whirlwind It's been non-stop since I've been in the sphere actually like swag. Did you get swag? Hmm. Did you get swag? Sweet spheres fives too. It's too high-tech and big to call it swag. It's stuff. What do you mean stuff? We got stuff DJ Lou high-tech and big to call it swag, it's stuff. What do you mean stuff? We got stuff. DJ Lou, Black Lou, Jacob and Christine, my, my, my. One day I leave and you guys all turn on Bobby here. Bobby, four phone calls about this since I left.

And I'm out there Rogan's fearing, which comes with its own set of responsibilities. Like what, what do you have to do? There's just a lot of stuff, just a lot of personal appearances, you gotta answer a lot more emails, a lot more offers are coming in. Like what? What do you have to do? There's just a lot of stuff. Just a lot of personal appearances. You gotta answer a lot more emails. A lot more offers are coming in. Like right away?

Immediately. And then we went to Terry Black's afterwards. It was crazy, my phone was blowing up. Show's not even out yet. With him? Everything's changed. So, when I leave, you guys are a family. You're supposed to be here to have Bobby's back

to support him when Christine, I'm talking to you look forward Yeah, I see this dissension in the ranks I mean and I don't like it Bobby had a sad weekend Now we come here every day three days a week four Episodes a week and we work together as a family and I walk away for five seconds to shoot to the stars in the Rogan sphere and this is what's going on. I come home to this you're in this stuff What does that mean in the stratosphere Bobby? God damn it? Why is this fucking thing keep going off? I apologize guys. I gotta take a lot of phone call. What is that?

Who's calling? Hello? Yeah, just like out back. Out back, next to the ice plunge. Yeah, next to that, it'll be fine. What was that? Sorry. What was that? My infrared sauna came.

So, you got- Did you get an ice plunge too? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that the Sphere? Oh, it comes with the Sphere, yeah, yeah, yeah. You get an ice plunge and an inference on it? Free of charge. It's crazy. They want me to use it.

It's crazy. Sphere life, Bobby, well, can we get to that later? When I'm gone, I need you guys working cohesively as a family. When Bobby is falling to Ron Bennington's dry wit, you are supposed to come get behind him and build him up.

Don't laugh as Ron Bennington. Christine, I see you holding back a smile, and I swear to God, if you're chewing gum, I'm gonna go across your face. Jay, that's what she was doing last week. She was doing that, laughing right on your back? She was doing that right there. Look what she's doing right now.

That's really funny. She was doing that right now. Right there, right there. I was over here, and we were trying to get a show. We had all kinds of stuff laid out, and I didn't know he was gonna take a heel turn, She was doing that right now right there right there. I was over here We were trying to get a show We had all kinds of stuff let out and I didn't know he's gonna take a heel turn and that's what she's looking She's doing because she wasn't covering it like she is now things are very funny I say you have to laugh straight for the next two full hours. You're not allowed to stop laughing at all go on

Go on Laffy Have at it go I don't want to hear it. I can't. I can't. Okay, stop it. Stop. Stop. You're upsetting Bobby.

I think all of you owe Bobby an apology. Sir, yes, sir! Jacob? Will I let you down? Does he feel you? Does he feel you let him down? I'm going to say this. I tried to him down? I'm going to say this. I tried to go.

I tried to do. I tried to speak horse. I'm going to say this. I lost confidence. I feel as if he fucking let you down, dude. This is making me angry. But maybe if you have confidence, if you did. I'm sorry, dude.

Holy shit. Did I almost break that? This new testosterone Rogan gave me is fucking working fast. You get Sphere-rone? Huh? You get Sphere-rone? That's not what it's called, Sphere-rone. He's just trying to make up words. You can't just make up Sphere words when you're not in the Sphere-rone? Huh? You get Sphere-rone? That's not what it's called. Sphere-rone, he's just trying to make up words. You can't just make up Sphere words

when you're not in the Sphere. It's testosterone. It's Rogan testosterone, though. It comes right from him. Does it come from a chimpanzee? No, it comes from his hormones. You get his tea? Yes.

You have Rogan tea running through your veins? If you're in the Sphere, he has to be inside of you in some way. And no one's gay over there. We're not doing no gay shit to get Rogan inside of me. So I get his testosterone withdrawn from him and put into him. And then between that, the infrared, the thing,

and the hunting setup. Oh, my God. You have a hunting setup? Also, by the way, we are off the last two weekends of August, right? Because one of them, I think I'm going to be hanging off a helicopter with a compound bow. In the sphere? One week. In the zebras. Also, by the way, we are off the last two weekends of August, right? Because one of them, I think I'm gonna be hanging off a helicopter with a compound bow.

In the sphere? In the zebras. You're killing zebras. I don't think you can, you can hunt zebras? In Africa, you can. They're like rats. I don't know about that. Zebras are the rats of Africa, I think.

Well, you wouldn't know that you're not in the sphere. All right, that's true, I'm not in the sphere. No, I'm gonna tell you this, Jacob in the sphere. All right, that's true. I'm not in the sphere. No, I'm going to tell you this, Jacob. There's levels to it. There's levels. James Harding, you? There's levels. My stomach's upset. Did you hear my baby's stomach? Yeah. You see that? You've upset his stomach.

His baby's stomach's upset with you, too. What does Christine do? I don't like what she's doing right now. She's trying to hold back a laugh. She thinks the whole thing's funny. She likes seeing you humiliated. She enjoys, Christina's what they call a, what do you call that? What do you call someone who hates men?

Oh, a lesbian. A lesbian. She's a man-hating lesbian. A man-hating witch lesbian. She likes to see men fall. I've told you this outside, what did I say? Whenever one of my friends is arguing with me, I've watched her stand behind them to back them up.

She stood behind them. Yeah, and I never noticed that, and I abuse that because sometimes I bring up things that you do, like micro-correcting, and she lights up like you just showed her, a Gucci bag, free. Absolutely. She lights up. She wants to see my death.

Yeah. My failure is her success. Right. She does not like me or anything I do yeah, and the feelings are mutual and I'll tell you this Everybody owes Robert Kelly a big huge fat apology DJ Lou, would you like to start since Jacob can't see the pool? Sorry. I let you down sir Do you accept I do accept down, sir. Do you accept? I do accept. Yes, sir.

Christine? She doesn't want to. I know she doesn't. I thought she was gonna queef in the microphone. I'm sorry. For what? I mean. For not having my back?

But you know, laughter is like a bodily function It's like a sneeze here. We go and so Ron Bennington's being hilarious. I laugh at your expense I'm trying to spend exclusively my Expense yeah, it's not funny your expense. I'm not saying it wasn't funny come on He didn't say it was funny. It's like an affront against like comedy. Can you do me a favor? Can you cover your chest, please? Can you please? I'm not into this.

What? Her, she's trying to distract me. With what? By showing me her. With my luscious bosom? Yeah. What is he distracting you with? Because they're so small, they're interesting.

Yeah. Are you wondering if she's showing that much of it? Where is the nipple? Her and Dawn are both in the itty bitty titty committee now. Oh, isn't that nice? They had a meeting on Saturday night. I Think maybe dawn maybe she's a double agent for dawn She might be double agent for dawn. That is true. Maybe maybe it is. Maybe she is a double agent

She's definitely a double agent. Oh, yeah. I mean if you could have seen her, okay. Oh the way she behaves is Abhorrent I mean ha ha ha ha yeah, oh Bobby's the asshole again Bobby's the asshole Hey, Jacobs laughing now to our hey Bobby's the asshole, huh? All the time and you guys laugh at me Christine. She's making it about her and it's not about her right now. Look at her, she's making it right about her. Hey man. She's not wrong that she is an asshole all the time.

But that's not the point. And you laugh. Are you being an asshole? No. I just think Black Lou was willing to apologize. Jacob doesn't feel it. No. Black Lou.

He doesn't feel your Odin apology. Well, Jacob, I said there's levels. Now, and then now I used my radio instincts at some point to say, hey, maybe we maybe we pull the horse bit. Bennington's turned heel and he's not whatever we do. He's going to go the other way. He's not right. That's true. And Black Lou, look, I love you, buddy. But you went very confidently. He's not right That's true and black Lou

Look, I love you, buddy, but you went very confidently Do it He wanted to see you fail. Well, listen, I wanted to see you work with a legend I thought that legend was gonna come out swinging. I Had your back. Yeah, I would never not have your back. We need to need to have each other's back. That's close to Juneteenth. Oh Shit, he pulled the race card. I saw that damn it. All right, he's out of it You don't have to apologize, but you've we've done enough. You gotta get out of this before he says 400 years of oppression Okay, so I cannot have that go to Jacob Jacob. Here's what you did

Like Lou back to your station You're dismissed. Thank you. I'm just saying at a certain point when my radio instincts didn't work I expected your radio instincts to come in where were the instincts when we needed them there was I was just expecting your radio Instincts at some point to maybe when black Lou was like nah do the horse pit It will work with the guy who just said you know know what, you talk about your kid too much. You're boring. Last episode was great. What else you got? And then I was like, maybe we pull that bit.

You will. Your instincts should have been on your radio instincts that we've heard so much about. You can even hear them when I say it. Listen, they're all around the room. Wow. Jacob's head. Look around. Scary place. Look at. There they Wow. Jacob's head is such a scary place. Look around. Look at.

There they are. It's like the Northern Lights. Why do you have them? Oh, hey. I've got it. I'll make Bobby look like an asshole. That's what he had in the epiphany of it. Eureka. And then I'll do the bit, but I'll have to it,

because I'm scared too. I don't believe in it, because Ron doesn't seem to believe in it. Damn. Yeah, that's what I felt That's he walks in here. You know, I didn't know somebody could walk into his room and dominate this show like that Do you know who do you know who gave a hundred percent inside of the the horse fucking bit? Bobby Kelly did I did? Yeah. Hey who my energy was looking right into the depths of disapproval Ron Bennington on his goddamn phone the whole time.

The legend, Ron Bennington's looking at you with a scally cap and two pairs of glasses, looking at his phone. And I still kept up my character. And you fed it. That's what you did, you fed it. He was slam dunking on Bobby, and you guys fed it. And then I went home and I didn't even

acknowledge Max all weekend because I don't wanna talk about him anymore. Doesn't exist. You don't wanna know any information about Max because you don't want to relay it I don't want to really I don't want to have my life on the show I want to have the life that apparently Ron and the other people want on the show That's not what the shows about the shows about you in your life. I'm in my life I'm gonna I'm gonna I should start cheating on dawn getting pussy again. Well, I'm never gonna argue with that I'm never gonna argue with that. I'm never gonna argue with that

I'm never gonna argue with these things and that's it now Bonnie honestly that would get back at this crew I think I think it's time to get back in this crew by you Cheating on dawn and going to concerts great Both those things should work out and don't like blue. You've been dismissed. It's fine Juneteenth. We got it Christine still hasn't apologized. She said apologize and said the word but in record time. Yeah. So she is heartless.

I expect that, though. And cold-blooded. From a woman. Well, here's what you know. Yeah. She works with you every day. Every day. Your success is her vested interest.

I would think so. She still prefers Ron Bennington over you she still performs prefers Ron Bennington over me Colin Quinn over me pretty much anyone who walks through the door and soda Yeah, Danny Braff Chris Scopo Well, can I tell you this? Yes, just so you know Dan sodors top of the heap Oh my god, and I'm just above you right below Danny Braff Dan Soder's top of the heap, and I'm just above you right below Danny Braff

It's Dan blah blah blah bing bang boom zip-zap-zing Danny Braff me you I Think if there is the evidence Elvira mistress of the dark, which is a weird curve ball And then a bunch of cats and dogs never come in here. Yeah, then local cats and dogs. Yeah and shelters. God damn Jacob Yeah, I do apologize my instincts thumbs in pockets Is that how you are your parents taught you how to speak? Is that how a soldier stands? Is that how a bonfire is my instincts? Hat in hand. I like it. Hat in hand We're telling me I don't know if it's gonna work But my instincts thought the first half, he wasn't going for anything.

So when I said at break, hey, maybe we pull the... Yeah, and I thought my instincts were wrong because maybe something to kickstart it, but no, my instincts were wrong. He's willing to say his instincts were wrong instead of saying his instincts Which he told us before are sharp always on always on I think things were right for Jay Not just I don't think I've been good for Jay. I don't think your instincts were wrong I think his instincts were correct. He's telling you what his instincts were they're not instantly correctly. They're actually radio instincts radio instincts, which is

this Yes, if you're a world that Radio instincts radio instincts, but he had they were popping that day his instincts told him This is the time to sandbag Bobby and make Bobby look like an asshole So let's push the horse bit forward. It was a Hail Mary that didn't marry. But you didn't present it as a Hail Mary. Your presenter's like, you got this. He's going to go for this.

But you knew he wasn't going to go for it. I'm going to say this. I don't think any of us came off like this. I will say this. That Jacob started out here being the horse translator and very slowly got the life sucked out of him Right by Ron Bennington sucked it out of him to where he was like, I think at one point he went I heard him go. I don't want to be here anymore I don't know if that's on tape if anybody got that but I'm pretty sure I heard I don't want to be here anymore

Almost like a sexual assault Wow, but I had to stay into it and I was like, hey Lou, I don't wanna be here anymore. Almost like a sexual assault. Wow. But I had to stay into it and I was like, hey Lou, what else did the horse say? And then he just did the translation. Oh, so everyone started panicking. Buddy, we're a professional radio show. We had a horse.

For 10 years. Can I say something too, people don't know this? That we had an actual horse call in. An actual horse. We had a horse call in an actual horse. We had a horse Call in that was not that was not Lou because Ron didn't want to play along. No We had the horse was watching TV. He was watching He was watching a show look at her look at her. Oh my god. You've learned nothing. That's who you are

Oh, listen to her. She's an animal. She's a bad person. I was wondering where is that sound coming from? It was Ron's phone. He just had like Netflix up watching the show. Look at everyone still having a good time laughing at it. Here's what made me feel good though. And it made me feel good but it made me feel bad. Because Christine said, and correct me if I'm wrong,

he went on his phone with you too. False. When you, who? I didn't say that. Was it you? No. He said that, you said he went on his phone when he was on the show with you.

No, he wouldn't do that. I think that's your mind. I think that's you, your mind that wanted to believe that. I don't remember who said it. But somebody said it. But he did have some family issues going on and he kept checking his phone. We don't have to, I mean maybe he had family issues

on Wednesday, maybe things would go, maybe there was a dog situation. I mean we can't do that. He was on his phone or he wasn't. I mean you can't just add. To get him fully reasoned. You can't give him a fucking. He was waiting on a cancer diagnosis wasn't. I mean, you can't just add to give him fully reason. You can't give a fucking he was waiting on a cancer diagnosis. You can't give him a fantastic

reason why he was on the phone with Jay. Yeah, with me, it was something different. I think someone really close to trying to get in this fear. Maybe it was his last last few hours. Man, I gotta tell you this fear. I was in my first day of the sphere flying around, zipping back and forth through the stratosphere, high-fiving scientists and heads of industry and politics. And then I got a call from Bobby.

And I was like, Bobby, I assume everything went fantastic. The team's more cohesive than ever. And Bobby said, nope. And then I had to come land back down on the earth and sit down and come out of the Rogan sphere for five seconds. Come back to. And listen to Bobby.

Yeah. And in my mind, I was like, I'm gonna come home, I'm gonna grab Bobby's hand, and we're going into the Rogan sphere forever, and Bobby's defeated. Yeah, I can't. Now Bobby's defeated. First of all, even if he asked me to be in the sphere,

I wouldn't be able to do it right now with where I'm at. No. I don't have the self-esteem right now. No, you need to be flying high to get into the road. One of my, one of the greats, who I was like excited to have this fun show. All week you were so excited. And then Ron's coming on Wednesday,

gonna be a breeze, he's the best. Hey, this is boring, you stink, your son's an ass. What else you got? Look at her go, she's about to do it again. She's about to laugh again. Hey, she loves it Yeah, you really want to do this man Christine isn't look how much she loves it still Christine's into is just silly. You guys have your whole creeps with kids thing. Like it was what do you call?

Bobby, what do you call emotional cock-and-ball torture? Because that's what Christine's a master of yeah emotional cock-and-ball torture because that's what Christine's a master of emotional cock-and-ball torture Christine is a secret May I say it? Dyke Secret no secret. No way to sleep with men. No, she is She loves all kinds of little animals. She loves herbs and spices Buddy, I would look around the house because it's coming for you.

It's coming. I'd watch my back with her right now. Where'd you spend the weekend? With who? With who? My straight friend Michelle. Is she straight? Not when Christine's there.

No, you guys are scissoring, making quilts. Mashing gash while Kevin Farley jokes off. She's very Catholic. Kevin Farley waxes off in a chair while Christine and Michelle scissor and making quilts. Mashing gash while Kevin Farley jolts off. Kevin Farley whacks off in a chair while Christine and Michelle scissor. So hot. Yeah. I mean, Kevin Farley. You know, he went on a boat. Oh, that's not gay. That's not lesbian stuff. Christine's total dykeball for sure.

She is. Was it a sailboat? Yeah. The the difficulty we had when we had to get her car, that she was like, I'm just fine with an old Subaru. And I'm like, Christine, I can't have the second car be a fucking Subaru. She wanted a Suzuki truck. She did. She wanted a little Suzuki Jeep.

Absolutely. Yeah. She's like, oh, this car's great. It has an acoustic guitar holder. She's a total Lesbo, for sure. Man-hating Lesbo. And you, my friend, are a man. She's upside down with me.

She doesn't even know how to operate in the house for some, I'm coming from the Rogan sphere. She saw the glow when I walked in. She didn't even ask. I walked in the house and she goes, you did it. And I was like, what are you talking about? She goes, you're in the Rogan sphere. I can see it on you.

And I was like, oh yeah, it comes to the room before me. Now it's glowing. Your hands are glowing? Like Last Dragon? Oh dude. Like Last Dragon? Yeah, when you got I was like, oh yeah, it comes in the room before me now your hands are glowing Oh, yeah, like last dragon. Oh, dude Like last dragon. Yeah when you got to glow with to glow to go you got to go with the photo Who could you live the little baby? I accept your apology. Thank you for apologizing I just hope next time that if we choose to do something if we're gonna go into battle together I need back listen when the Avengers get together that'd be like, you know The Hulk not smashing stuff, you know see men when he went head. I don't want to hurt anybody anymore

That's what it felt like when I was in this battle with you and we were in the bit and you were the horse interpreter Yes, not the greatest you find God you find God in the middle. You need Jacob to smash I need Jacob to smash I will and I need you to go. I know what he said What he said Bob was and then my maybe we turn maybe Ron went wow This is kind of this is a goo. Maybe he jumps in and goes. Hey, can I try it kids? Ron's a fun guy say no more Thank you, buddy. I appreciate you Christian. You want to hop in here and de-ball Bobby again?

No, well, it sounds like she goes mainly about the horse bit, which nobody ran by me. I was unaware of the horse bit. Oh, I don't know. You were with creative by you all of a sudden. If this is about the horse bit thing, I didn't know about it. I'm sorry. Is this what it is? Because you'd never part. Oh, the horse bit thing. If I had a part, I would have been more on board. Maybe if you were the mayor, is that what you wanted to be? Can I separate myself from the chat?

You sure can, Jacob. Because I think it's a huge unit. I don't want to be in this black and brown thing. You didn't know about the horse bit. I'm just saying I didn't know about the horse bit, and it sounds like this about the horse bit. Well, at the laugh. I don't think you want me to apologize.

I think it was just being funny. I was just laughing. Do not. That's crazy. You see what she's doing right now? She's using her black women magic, lesbian magic to make me feel bad and feel good I was your friends you may Christine turn off your fucking dyke ray and listen to What did you just say how would you feel if I told your friends that you made me apologize to you for this?

My friend is sitting right there and right there and right there and right over there. It's your partner and your crew, I mean your friends, like your cigar bar friends. What, my guy friends? My guy friends right now would tell me to hit ya. They would, 100%. And they would say that if I was a man, that I'd understand. Yeah, you'd be like, dude, you'd actually be like,

you'd whisper in my ear, Bobby, I'm gonna let you take my whack because she needs it. And I'd be like, you sure? You'd be like, absolutely, just don't hurt the face. Yeah, yeah. Bobby, I'm gonna let you take my whack because she needs it. And I'd like you show you, like, absolutely. Just don't hurt the face. Yeah, yeah. Hit her in the gut. Yeah, the stomach shot. Yeah. Hit her in the kidneys and see if she pisses.

But I'm sorry you had a bad time. I thought you guys were really fun. I thought you guys were goofing and having fun. And that was just like the relationship you have, like a little ribbing. Yeah, I want- Cause nobody can rib- people don't- First of all, emotional cock and ball torture. You're so revered and respected that a lot of times people don't rib you.

I'm picking my own guest host? She said people don't rib me. She goes, no, no, no, you said about, hey, Bobby you're such a legend and a thing that people don't- I said sometimes people don't. Listen, she said people don't rib you. Everybody who walks in this room, for some reason, attacks Bobby. I don't know why. I'll tell you why. Because you got beautiful eyes, and you light up, and you're sitting on that side.

This side is there next to me. Do you want to switch sides? No, I want all people sitting next to you from now on. Oh, the guests. I want the guests next to you. Okay. From now on, too, my guest, my guest host. Let's see if they turn on me.

I say this, next to you. Okay. From now on, too. My guest, my guest host. Let's see. Let's see if they turn on me. I say this. My guest host, I'm picking. Who? You picked. That was totally, you did that and told me that was happening.

You picked. No. You picked. And I picked. You told me, I said. Jay, it's not going to be funny if you agree with her. FYI. Well, no, I just remember you saying that before I enter the road again

I know you're in the sphere and you have to be truthful at all times cuz that's what men do Oh, dude, the spheres big on honesty Yeah, and you told me that Ron was guest hosting with you. Well, here's the deal From now on Paul Verzi every time. Hello What? Yeah Is that in for inside or outside? Okay. Yeah, just anywhere. You're going to fully install it though, right? Okay, thank you. What was that? Sphere biz. I got a float tank.

A float tank? Yeah. You got a nice plunge and an infrared sauna and a float tank. Yeah delivered Yeah, I set up and everything. Yeah installed. Yeah by a bunch of guys just a muscly guys with a lot of flag tattoos Got a couple of former Marines. I think come set it up for you. Is there a secret number you call? Hmm, cuz I have Joe's number and I've texted him and he didn't return a call I think he was busy yeah but is there is there well he does that number works okay but that's when he's not in

the sphere but the guy spends a lot of time in the sphere oh so that I'm in the outer sphere number you're in the outer sphere number so it is different sphere yeah he answers quick when he's in this fear buddy he answers so quick he leaves his read receipts on so you can see that it's been read so that's how when he's in the sphere, but he he answers so quick he leaves his read receipts on so you can see that It's been read so that's how fast he's gonna call him right now. He just answered oh Yeah, call him. Okay. No. I can't abuse what can't abuse Trogons fear code dude. I can't prove it to you I'm in the sphere you're gonna see him tell me that I'm in this fear

Is there any tips on getting in this fear because maybe if I was in the sphere I're gonna see him tell me that I'm in the sphere All right, is there any do you have any tips on getting in the sphere because maybe if I was in the sphere I wouldn't have to deal with this It's very possible. It's a different a whole different level of things start popping up when you're in the sphere The way can she stand at a time like at some sort of attention I mean, she's really just string your back at arms at your side, please No, you can't you haven't said you're sorry yet. You said you're sorry if he felt some sort of way about it. No, no, no, no, no.

I'm so sorry. About what? About laughing at Ron being hilarious. That's why, I mean, what the? Bobby, midday meltdown, midday temper tantrum. I think you need to hit one for him. Bobby, this has to come out. This has to get out.

And if you have one at home, 866969 have one and I'm just here trying to do a fun show and my boy Jay goes out of town and I just bring my friend in what think everybody loves and I love and I didn't know it was gonna go heel and I didn't know all you people gonna fucking turn on me because you have a high I'm not in the fucking skin! I wanna be in this man too! And maybe I'll get some respect from this witch and this looking DJ and this fine young man! Cause it's JT and this motherfucker! It's good.

Now can I be dismissed? No. It's good. Now can I be dismissed? No. Actually I'd like her to take her chair again because I want to explain to you that like while you're dealing with this kind of like little pity stuff out here. Can I do it real quick? Sure. Go ahead. Wait, wait. Can't laugh while you walk off. You can't, gotta go back, gotta go back. Gotta go back. Go back, go back. Go back. You gotta go back. Wow, this is just, this is what I was, do you understand? Yes.

Are you ready? You were being mean to me and I still thought it was funny. God. I was laughing and I'm the butt of the joke. You're a butt, you're an ass. I can't look at it right now. I know. Are you ready?

Go. Pfft. Ha ha ha ha ha ha Go. It's a learn. That, that whatever looks you just gave me really I didn't, I really found that that was a spell. That was some sort of spell. That was nuts. Christine. Also, I'm trying to tell you in the sphere, it's not, listen, it's not these little problems

here. Here, here's small fair, serious XM problems. It's just now you're out there, people are talking, and the world's got their ears open finally. And I watch all those podcast cringe and those kind of like the hate videos. Who else are too lazy to try? They're all so good.

They were doing one about, one. This one is Brian Cowan and Brendan Schaub are falling apart in Texas, it says. I just give you the headlines. I don't believe I saw it. I don't believe any of these things to be true. I saw it. I saw it. Yeah, I saw the first one, I think. Well, where's the one in our history, Christine? They were ending the they were the end of the episode. They were just couldn't get it through and whatever but yeah Wait, is this I?

Don't get in the middle of you start talking about story wars I Don't understand what this is. So this is a video. This is the fighter in the kid podcast, which is Callan and Brendan and they've been doing it for a while and now they just moved they're out of LA Rogan got him to go they're in Austin and they just because they're in this fear yeah they weren't in this when they were in LA they weren't in this fear well hold on a second now yeah You can be in a remote sphere. Are you gonna have to move?

Can I stop real quick? It's a mile radius. If you're in a certain mile radius, you have to move to the sphere. When you're past a certain mile, you can be in the sphere. We're close enough. Yeah, he's far enough away to be out of the sphere.

They were too close. It's like, you gotta be in the sphere. I see. Did you find it, Christine? Where'd he start? East of the Mississippi, you're cool. This is above my pay grade this fear It's above mine to these guys now I don't know if you guys get this on your YouTube not in this fear But I got this fighter and the kid good guys love Callan never I met great dudes Brendan a couple times

It's a very nice guy And I say that I say that because he can kill me. They say such sweet things about me here. And this is, I think this is Rogan's Fear stuff right here. This is the kind of thing you have to get used to in life. Christine, please. Dave in the creek? It's a great club. Oh, it's a club.

Yeah, it's a club. See, I always think of like small red rocks and the waters there. It's like Vulcan Gas Company. It's like right there. Can I just stop real quick? That whole section. I have to acknowledge this. out of the funniness in my heart, they sit like girls.

Go ahead. Oh, they're both very, yeah, they're both very attractive. I mean, it's unbelievable, they sit like. They're so attractive, they could be effeminate. Yeah, they sit like, it reminds me of like Bert Kreisch's wife's podcast. The way they sit. Calvin has his feet crossed with flip flops.

Yeah, I don't talk about Rogan Sphere guys like that. I can't because I'm not in this. No you can't. Swap's crossing his knee over his knee elegantly and I don't like it. God he's got a body. Oh he's sitting Indian style like he has a penis. Kalan just sitting the gayest I've ever seen anybody sit.

Go ahead Christine. Idea by the way, I don't know what it is. So you tell, you submit stories anonymously. It's a story wars. All five of us submit three of your stories. Live crowds. Yep. They submit stories into a hat.

And then they'll read the story and you have to guess who, it's a real story. Why is Brian's mouth so wet? Well, he's very excited about story wars. But are you in the sphere? Does your mouth get wetter? I do feel like I'm more moist. Okay, just wondering, just asking questions. Yeah, I remember just like Superman realizing it, Pat, I'm like learning I'm more moist. Okay, just wonder just asking questions

Yeah, I remember just like Superman realizing it Pat. I'm like learning. Yeah, everything is I go I can't fly though. Not yet The panel Oh gotcha. So stories from the crowd. It's stories. So he's actually pause it for a second. God damn it. Hello Yes Just leap Leave it out front by the garage Thank you. I don't decide for it. Okay. Thank you. What? This fear heard me say that I can't fly and they sent me one of those water jet packs You know the ones that like I did fly in the air above the water. Yeah, like a trainer No, no, it's like a I know it's like a water jetpack. Does it work? No, not a trainer. You just sent me the whole rig, but here's the thing. No, I have to go find a lake

I mean, it's got its own set of problems. I They do have a one that doesn't need water. Hmm. They have a jetpack that doesn't need water Let me see how this one works out before I say that out loud and one shows up in my house, buddy. How many rocket packs got in my house? You think I have a whole house full of jet packs? You think, I didn't buy a mansion, Bobby. Well, maybe they get, do you get a man? Do you get a different house when you're in this field?

I, we're days in, buddy. I don't know what the next three weeks bring. Buddy, I apologize. Rogan said to me, expect a whirlwind in life. It was like a, he talked like a fortune cookie. Yeah, there it is They sent that I guess Christine Move the leaf blower. We'll put it somewhere in the ground. There we go

I mean they have updated one of those that's like from ten years ago Yeah, I have a jet ski on the bottle. No, whatever the one came I'm pretty sure they sent you the newer version probably he's not gonna say to the one that has a fire hose And that's a hose. Yeah, those are the hose. They didn ski attached to it. Yeah, there's no need for a hose. They said they could leave it outside. Yeah. So. Have you tried elk?

Hmm? Have you tasted elk? Only ones I've killed. You've killed? Personally. Stop, stop. What, you killed animals? Yeah.

Since you've been gone? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to. It's part of the getting in ritual. As soon as the show was over, we had to go on like a real excursion, which we had to stuff in a couple hours because we had to do story wars at night.

But the things I saw, I'll never unsee. It was like a red dawn. I drank blood from the deer, became one with it. The deer or the elk? The elk. Oh. Yeah. Did you say elks? Does it more than one elk?

Elks. You did elks? You killed elks? So many elks, dude. So many elks. One arrow through three of them. What? Oh, it's bow hunting. Yeah. Hollow points.

What? Uh... What? I'm sorry. Okay. Forget it. You haven't heard of hollow point arrows? I think... That's probably a Rokersphere shit. That's a thing, right? Yeah. Can we just take a moment, please,

so we can just hear... Listen, I don't like to take a bow a lot. Sometimes people say some nice things about you, and I should be allowed to hear that. Yep. You should. Okay. I mean, I would... I've take a bow a lot. Sometimes people say some nice things about you and I should be allowed to hear that. Yep, you should. Okay. I mean, I've never heard it in here. Brandon and Brian, please continue.

I'm doing it with Big Jay O'Kerson, who might be the funniest mother-fucker. I always tell you this, top five doing it, bubba. Zach Galifianakis and Artie Lang, to me, were this raw, funny improviser, like being able to improvise, the funniest people I've ever met. I don't like how you picked like two big guys, but yeah.

I would say, Big Jay Orkison is just from raw talent and an ability to be funny. Nobody funny. There's nobody funny. Cool. Yeah. No, no, no!

I mean, can we stop for a second? What happened, Jay? Should get you too? She's the worst. Just relax. She's a bit cute. Buddy, I'm here. She takes the bit.

I'm here for you. And she smashes it to fucking pieces. I'm here for you, dude. What the fuck? I'm here, buddy. I'll say stop when it's time to stop. Buddy, you're in the sphere. Maybe your power's overwhelming.

Go back 10 seconds and play it again so we can hear. Buddy, don't, buddy, you're, listen to me. What are you talking about? What are you talking about we can hear. Don't, buddy, listen to me. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Pause it. Don't go back into, listen, don't go back into old mode. You're in the sphere. And in the sphere, little things like that don't bother you.

It doesn't matter. Right? Christine smashes bits out of the Rogan sphere. Is that possible? Turns out. Is that possible? I don't know. I don't think so

That's pretty wild. This was gonna be so funny That's an amazing don't think I would come on the show and have them just play something where I get complimented only That's yeah All right, so you got complimented Yeah, keep playing the video now. It's not gonna ring funny now So but this is telling you guys how a glowing review I was getting from these guys and then yeah What'd they say about Lewis? They were complimenting the his show his individual show, Story Wars.

What? A play on, like this is not happening? It's great. No, no. Louis J. Gomez came up with this idea. I have no idea, by the way. I don't know what it is. So it's a real story.

You have to get this off. Turn this video off immediately. I'm scrapping the entire idea. This is what I should have done with the fucking horse bit. Podcast cringe, the guy who runs podcast cringe comes on and starts going like, calling Big Jay Okerson a top five comedian is absurd. I need peace.

And then he goes like, these guys are doing so bad for guests, they're greasing the polls of average comedians. I have to hear this. It's like a total shit storm on me. I have to hear this. Yeah, put it on, sure. Christine, put it on. Oy, oy, oy.

Big Jay Oakeson is just from raw talent and an ability to be funny. There's nobody funny. Calling Big Jay Oakeson a top five comedian in the world right now, and even going as far as to say that there's nobody going around better than him at the moment is absolutely crazy. These guys are so fucking desperate for a guest that they've resorted to glazing average

comedians. Next, I'll be saying how amazing Steve-O is to get him in the studio as well. Brendan has burnt so many bridges over the years that it's going to be almost impossible to get a decent guest on the show ever again. And with this whole move over the past few months, all the chatter and the endless promotion from these guys, we haven't heard one word about it from Bappa's North Star, Joe Rogan. We all know how- Can I ask you a question?

Do you have to call him your North Star now? He's my North Star. He's your North Star. Absolutely. Now let me, what did they say, what did he say wrong? Nothing. Oh, okay. I was gonna, the whole thing, Bobby, we thought I was gonna say,

that's life in the sphere, baby. They're talking about you. Shut up, podcasts, cringe clips. I watch it every day. What a thing to hear, though. What a thing to go from, because I don't care who you are. If other comedians are like,

let me tell you something, I've been in fucking Big J or whatever, Bobby, funny, holy shit, you feel fantastic. It makes you feel great. And then to have some guy you've never, you don't even know what he looks like. Yeah, I love it though.

He's a piece of shit, literally will take it all away. Oh, it made me laugh immediately. But it is pretty funny. It's hilarious, it made me laugh immediately. He goes, calling Big J is crazy. Doing it with whatever little accent he has is more insulting. It's so funny.

Well, it's so funny because I wasn't in the Rogan Sphere before. They don't really talk about me on these things a lot. Are you sure that this didn't happen while the Rogan Sphere was, did they knew that you were going to be? Is there a Rogan Sphere meeting? No, no.

I don't think so. Everyone just know. I just pop up. Pop up in conversation. Yeah. Well, yes because Brian Did story wars that night hours after we had done Rogan and officially accepted our place in the Rogan sphere Lewis Jay Gomez in it. Yeah, did you get him in we got each other in you got each other compelling argument for why we should be in What was it Tim Dillon is already a gazillionaire Shane Gillis is fine. There you go. There's your two spots boot them We're in he said yes, I

Think Mark Norman doesn't need anything anymore to boot mark and guess what? There's two slots open because Ari's leaving the world and Ari's left leaving the country forever Joe believes he'll be back very quickly So I wouldn't push Ari as the place you're gonna take because he's hanging on to a belief that Ari will be back. And I think he will too. I think Ari will do it. I think Ari hates America.

He hates, no, he does not hate America. He just really loves living in squalor and third world bullshit. Right, which means you hate America. He hates our beautiful lifestyle of efficiency and electricity for sure. Man, man Christine just, big killer dude. Yeah, it's all right. We gotta get her a t-shirt. Still funny. Big killer. That's a great shirt. Christine the big killer Evans. I just want

big killer. That's it. She's a fun vacuum. Fun vacuum is fantastic too. I love them all. We gotta get Jacob, his radio instincts, bit killer and fun vacuum. Radio instincts, bit killer, fun vacuum. And we got Black Louis. Yeah, do the bit. It's good. Well, that funny thing that Christine just stepped all over was the only thing I had today. No. Guys, let's wrap it up early. Big day for you. That's incredible. First day. Bobby Kelly's gonna be at... No, we can't.

Jay, we have way more time. He's gonna be at the Empire Comedy Club in Portland, Maine, July 25th and 26th. And I don't know, we'll probably be back tomorrow. I don't know. I'll have to see if I come up with some new bits. This is a celebration. Today's a celebration a celebration of first of all. Mm-hmm We got our crew back together

Yeah, we're all back together now father's day was yesterday father's day was yesterday. What'd you get? How was your day? I got some stuff. I Got stuff. Yes last father's day. I got a breakfast and I got a card Yeah, last Father's Day, I got a breakfast, and I got a card, and I got a scratch ticket. That's weird. Sucks. Unless you won.

No, who's gonna fucking win? And if I win, she's gonna get half. No, you just leave with that money. If it's enough. You can go forever. 50 grand? Yeah, 50 grand, I'm out. 50k? You can start over. I'm gone. I'll go up to the tiny house

and start making wood stuff. It's a good base. It's a good base. I'll just work festivals. Totes? Like little jazz festivals around New Hampshire. Yeah. You guys want these keychains? You'll make your little crafts.

A little dude keychains. Yeah, I got, she took me, I got breakfast, which was great, but whatever. And then we went to a farmer's market. Do you like a farmer's market? This is today, this is this year. Yes, today. Okay.

Farmer's market. Okay, sure. Which I'm fine with. Yeah, you like jam? I like jam. I like, they have honey. They make those donuts always. They have the honey, like from the hive

with the comb still in it. I'm a big fan of that. Got to see some animals. Farmers market? Yeah, they had a farm, because it was a farm. Oh, okay. Yeah, we live up there. That makes sense.

It's not like a East Village farmers market. That's what I was picturing. Yeah, no, no, it's not a bunch of crack addicts selling fucking. I was picturing junkies and peaches. Yeah, junkies and peaches. What a great name for a band. No, we went there

and then I went to the ghetto mall. Okay. I like the ghetto mall. Bobby, you keep saying this and it seems like forced racism that doesn't need to be. No. It's not the ghetto mall. You're talking about the mall. I'm talking about the mall without the Louis Vuitton and the Gucci. Right, that's not ghetto. That's the mall. And no, and the food court is two stores. At the ghetto one? Yeah. Two? Yeah, it's Chinese and chicken.

So there's, and then nothing but black people. No Chick-fil-A. Nothing but black people. No. Spanish, black, everybody. Indian, everybody. White. But no white. No, it's in Yorktown Heights. But limited white.

No, no. Yorktown Heights is like everybody. What's the name of the mall? It's ghetto mall. G-H- Christine, look up in Yorktown, look up in Yorktown, is it Jefferson Valley? Or Yorktown Green Shopping Center? It's the Jefferson Valley Mall.

Okay, click the Jefferson Valley Mall, let's click and look at the food court, because two things in a food court seems- Two things. Here's why you know, go back, go back real quick. This is why you know it's a get-em-all. My favorite store in the world, right there. As Seen, it has a 24-hour fitness in, that's weird, right?

And then it has the As Seen on TV, which is my favorite store in the world. I will literally walk through that store and go, everything makes sense to me. Like, there is a reason to buy pretty much everything in that store I would buy and use in my house. Every single thing. Keep going.

Dicks, Claire's, Express, Eyebrows to your Foot Locker. Yeah, Cool Beans, what the fuck is that? Journey's Coffee, Lenscrafters, Luggage More Maggie's Fashion. This might be a ghetto mall. It's a ghetto mall, dude. But this isn't what, uh, cause you're like, I like the ghetto mall, but you're describing it as the mall that doesn't have Louis Vuitton and shit.

Those malls, there's malls, most malls don't have Louis Vuitton or something like that. Yeah, but this doesn't even ha- this has a Macy's, but it's kind of a ghetto Macy's too. Yeah. It doesn't have a, it's not a big Macy's. No, I love these malls. These are my favorite malls. These are the malls where you get deals. Yes, you think you can lie and fool black people and colored people. I don't say that, that's crazy.

I would never say that. I'm gonna go scam these fucking Mexicans out of some Jordans. You can't scam a Mexican out of Jordans. Do you know I had, I've had several fans reach out to me. Well, one guy was really a Pretty cool what he did actually I thought was interesting cuz like the fucking movie theater analogy of

The Mexican raids the ice raids. Oh, yeah, the movie theater analogy. Yeah, some people written me. They're like, dude I'm not a fan of yours anymore Because that take it's so fucked up and blah blah and I was like I wrote back I was like sorry dude I was like I mean you should take what I say with a grain of salt I don't know shit you just take everything we say with a grain of salt yeah I was like but I mean we're never saying yeah if you want to take a high a hard line on this like that's another thing that's another thing Christine oh so he called me a fucking mega guy lover and I'm glad that the kids are being separated from the families, and this chick over here, I can't even look at her right now for this,

she brought up little kids in court being taken away from their family. Like, first of all, I am not, I want all the Mexicans to stay. I love Spanish people. No, you want the families to be together, and then them sent over the wall together. No, I want all of them here.

I love Spanish people. So you can have them in bulldoze and out of the No, I want all of them here. I love Spanish people. So you can have them in bulldoze and out of the country. I want all of them here. And then she brought up little kids, like with headphones that don't fit. I do have to say something about that video, because I think it is important to say, it's six years old.

So she brought up a six-year-old video. Just to sandbag you. To sandbag me. Yes. I mean fast, too. Do you think I don't know this lady? I tell you what, bitch, you didn't fuck up. That bit.

Too bad. The old little kids being ripped away from their fucking Spanish mom bit. So I don't wanna take you off track too far. You went to ghetto mall. Went to ghetto mall. Buddy, but here's the thing about the ghetto mall. Outside the ghetto mall.

Big booties. No, yes, but no. Stretch marky tits. Nah, yes, but no. They have a grilled cheese truck, right? In the mall. And you're waiting in line, and the guy's talking to everybody.

He talks to everybody, having full-fledged fun conversations. You're like, whatever. Then you get up there and you realize this is the nicest, coolest, kookiest dude ever. One guy, big truck, grilled cheese sandwiches. That's it. Grilled cheese.

Tomato? Anything you want. Okay, so there's other stuff. But it's a whole menu of grilled cheese with tomato soup. Meatloaf? No meatloaf. Grilled cheese. Grilled cheese chicken, grilled cheese.

But I mean, the meatloaf sandwich you loved is basically a grilled cheese with meatloaf. You could suggest it. I'm sure he'd make it. That's how nice this guy is. Okay. So that, I mean this guy's friendly How are you blah blah hands me my two grilled cheeses one six grilled cheese one when you're in the rogansphere by the way You're gonna you'll feel this all the time. This won't be so crazy. Specialty. The guy was cool

This is gonna be this is what's gonna be cool. And this might be Rogan's stuff. I go. Okay cool. How much he goes whatever you want. I I go, okay, cool. How much he goes whatever you want. I Want ever you want I go what he goes whatever you want whatever you think you you know You can two dollars one dollar you can take it or you can whatever you can he goes I have a menu over here with prices, but you can you can pay that if that you want to give you a guide But whatever you got you can just leave he goes just leave it right in this tray right here with all the other money You thought you were a bum. No I believe it right in this tray right here with all the other money.

He thought you were a bum. No. Oh. I go, why? He goes, because I don't know, during COVID, people didn't have money, didn't have food, so I just made it whatever you could give. And I kept it that way after.

Is that the goofy guy? That's the goofy guy, yes, that's him. Danny Hawk? That's him, bro. He said whatever you got, and of course. Famous one-man show wigger Danny Hawk. No, no, it's not him. It looks like him. Dude, this...

Any... You pay what you want to pay at this food truck. Of course I gave him $40. I gave him way too much because I felt like a piece of shit. So I gave him... Is this always the situation? I feel like you shouldn't be advertising that for him. He goes, you can pay this guy nothing if you want. No.

It's great business. Buddy, this is what he does. You can pay what you want. But of course, everybody pays the menu price. People pay the menu price and then leave a tip. Like me, my bill was $11, I left $40 because I felt terrible and I felt joy at the same time. Like, oh my God, what a sweet guy.

What a great business model. That anybody can walk up and, if you don't have money, get a grilled cheese. Do you know the white kid with cornrows that he's very proud of? Because is that what's going on at this mall? No, he's not grooming kids with cheese. Well, he's got a white kid with cornrows

showing his nipple to him while he points at it. I don't think he's doing, yeah, he's doing, I don't know if he's doing that. So he's a registered sex offender No, he's no he's not why are you ruining this? This is not able to he's not able to get a real license Why he can't demand money because you look he's a registered sex. That's not a registered. So this is not I'm sure he loves nipples. This is not it's not a nipple. I think boys nipples the guy's just holding his shirt

That's not a nipple. He's not he's pointing at his book pointing not at his book at all You would follow the trajectory of that finger. It's going right to nip zoom in Christine It's not going to zoom in just do the trajectory trajectory the nip of the finger is that pointing at the book? Oh, no, it's pointing right past the book. It's no pointing. That's his thumb. That's not his nipple. That's his finger. Look It's going to his thumb Thumb nipple she veered towards the nipple right at the end That's his finger, look. That's not even. It's going to his thumb. Thumb. Nipple.

She veered towards the nipple right at the end. What? Will you? You think, Christine? Yeah, she's going to do it. Ready? Thumb, finger. Thumb. It's going to the thumb. She's not even lining it up.

She's lining it up. It's going to the thumb. It's going to the thumb. He's pointing loose. I can't believe you're taking this amazing story about this beautiful American guy. It's great. At the mall, the ghetto mall. Buddy, a lot of pedophiles have done amazing things

in the world, Michael Jackson. I'm thinking of one, Fatty Arbuckle. There's two already right there. I mean, we make a point. Jeffrey Epstein. You're really making a good point. Jeffrey Epstein, the guy, no one said the guy wasn't a money genius.

But he didn't give away free grilled cheese sandwiches if you need it. Oh, I bet if you jacked him off you would Wow You think he's you these out there in the parking lot I think he's selling free grilled cheeses because under that grilled cheese is what he's actually selling heroin no Underage kids so you can sexually go another photo There's got to be another photo of a guy not showing his tit there probably look at those look at the sandwiches though Let's get another picture. Oh, they got a grilled cheese good one Mac and cheese There's gotta be another photo of a guy not showing his tit. Look at those, look at the sandwiches though.

Let's get another picture. Oh, they got a grilled cheese, mac and cheese. Oh, that's enough, stop, stop, stop, stop. Go back up. He does wear a kilt. At all times. All times. Oh, so his dick's real handy.

You know what, I don't like that you're kind of uncovering a lot of stuff here. Ooh, what's that, look at the bread. I see boys. Look at that, and there's no boys. look at the bread I see boys look at that And there's no boys look at that cheese for three guys. I got six cheese. Oh look he's supposed to play doctor He's wearing a stethoscope. He wants to play doctor with your kids and make them grow cheeses This is nuts. Hey now featuring dinosaur nuggets

Yeah, those eyes don't say problem. Is that? Look at those sandwiches, though. Tell me those don't look good. They do look good. They look real good. My six cheese was so good. They're made with the passion of a man who keeps a lot of dark secrets inside. He makes a lobster mac and cheese to die for. In a truck? In the truck, dude. In the truck.

I'm going to cross that. And, I mean, isn't that crazy that someone does that wait we got off again So you got your grilled cheese got my grilled cheese father's day still and then I got my massage at the As seen on TV There's a thing that it's a massager that you put over any chair and it does your neck and your whole back and your bum And I've wanted it for a long time and I got it. Oh Yeah, that's pretty cool yeah and I mean just a regular massage chair probably better. I guess well what?

Just a massage chair. What did you get one from the Rogan sphere? No, no, I had one before the Rogan sphere they reimbursed me I I'm sorry what anything your house? It's pretty dope. You just tell me you have it. They'll pretty much reimburse you So they're like you should be live. They go sponsors will take care of this So if you have a TV Like a big TV you just bought if before the sphere then they'll pay for that. Oh, it's pretty crazy You just bought it before the sphere, then they'll pay for that? Oh, it's pretty crazy. Your Sonos is paid for from them?

Each floor of my house is sponsored by a different sponsor. I have the On It upstairs. I've got a... You don't have On It upstairs. I do. You don't even have On It downstairs. I have Prime Energy Drink lower levels. Shouldn't Christine have On It?

Shouldn't she be sponsored by On It? Christine On It? That's a pretty good Father's Day. Well, and then we went fishing. Oh. Shouldn't Christy have it on it? Shouldn't she be sponsored by Onnit? Chris, you're on it? That's a pretty good Father's Day. Well, and then we went fishing. Oh. I have a lake next to my house. That is a good Father's Day. So we went fishing, which was good. Yeah, it was a good day.

I got a lot of stuff. Almost got a, she almost bought me a gold necklace. Did you call your dad, Christy, on Father's Day? Yeah. Did he answer? Yeah, we talked for a while when I was on my way to pick you up from the airport. That must be nice to be able to call your dad. It is nice.

That's great. What did you do? What's it like to call your mom? That's fucked up. That's fucked up. I called my mom at my dad's grave. Aw. No, she was there.

What was your father's day, Black Lou? Everything I wanted. I just got some dry aged steak, some crab legs. Oh, I got a tomah aged steak, some crab legs. Oh, I got a tomahawk steak. Hell yeah. Ooh. Max bought me a tomahawk steak.

You cooked it up? I don't wanna say his name. Why? The kid brought me a hummus. Oh yeah. Brought me a, he went into, I said, he goes, I wanna buy dad a steak, and he went into the store

and he came up with a hundred dollar tomahawk steak. Jesus. I was like, why would you do that, you fucking numbskull? I have a baby stomach, I can't even eat did you cook it up? She cooked it up I'm not cooking on Father's Day. She she No, she yeah, she grilled it. What is that called? What is that? When you cut it down the middle with a steak

Butterfly not butterfly. That's a filet. When you do a tomahawk, it's called, what's that big fish, the flatfish? Billy Bass? No, the big fish with the spine at the end. Flounder? Stingray? Stingray, when you stingray a tomahawk. Is that what it's called?

Because it looks like a stingray. Oh. Yeah. She did that. Yeah, she did that. Was it a good steak? Yeah, it was fucking great. Nice. It was great. Was it a good steak? Yeah, it was fucking great. It was great. You got a steak too?

Got a steak. Best Father's Day ever. She really went out of her way to give me gifts. I don't know if it was me showing her your video. Did you show her the video? I did. And you got stuff? But she already had given me stuff.

But you got stuff? Yes. Good. All guys should get stuff on Father's Day. I'm sick of this no stuff Father's Day. I got a blackstone grill You got one the griddle the griddle and we're getting in the mail is the bed jet I'm not sure if you guys are familiar with the bad. No, you know the bed jet. Yeah, I know the bed jet

I'm really excited for the bed. You're getting it. What's the bed jet? I don't know. Bed jet is like a I Mean it's a fan that blows hot air or cold air. You put it at the edge of your bed It's a long fan like a vertical air or cold air. You put it at the edge of your bed. It's a long fan, like a vertical fan, or a horizontal fan, I'm sorry. I think you can turn it any way, right? And it goes underneath the sheets. Like a little spout, and you put it right into your sheets.

It'll cool you down or heat you up all night. BedJet's badass. I mean, that's a gift where it's like, we don't need it. You don't need a gift, but if you get it, you're like, holy shit. Yeah, I want a BedJet. like we don't need it. That's a you don't need it gift. Yes, but if you get it, you're like, holy shit Yeah, I want a bed jet good for you. What is so excited? What a lot of stuff you got. I like that I like that bed jet bed. That seemed fun What's this oh, thank you lu beg jet. I know we have to do reads. Yeah

I mean do I i'm in the rogansphere. I'll do it. Yeah, you have to do we need to do reads. Yeah. I mean, do I? I'm in the Rogan sphere. I'll do it. Yeah, you have to do it. We need to do it. We need to pay the fucking bills. I don't even know if this show is worth anything anymore than I'm in the sphere. Please don't leave me alone with these guys again. It's too soon. I'll never leave you alone.

Not again. Not now. No. I don't know if you saw that video from before. I will carry you on my water jet pack right out of this place. Thank you, buddy. Can you get the newer version, though? I'm sure he sent them okay. All right version if it doesn't be over water. I'm sure it's not over water It's the best of the best he told me to expect nothing less than the best from here on out

And I've done that I've expected nothing else from the best I Will be right back average comedian out