The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Just a Note (feat. Josh Adam Meyers)

Episode Date: September 1, 2022

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And now the bonfire with big J. Ocarson and dance odor All for start to a win say dude last day of the last live you of the week. Yeah, it's the bonfire go haywire bonfire Cirrus XM facts talk one of three one would we one would you like me to give you notes? When's the right time? Good and introduce We're coming at hot first off. I'm dead. So that's big J. O. Crescent full crew in here. We got DJ Lewitsky Christine Maria and our black King the black tiger Lewis Our guests I would call him King one of the kings one of the heads of the Hymbo family. I'm a dude dude. I'm not You're a Justin is Justin is King is Prince him Bob. I am Bobby's King Hymbo your Prince Hymbo

I know I'm I'm I'm in the family, but I'm an outdoor cat. Are you the Earl of Hymbo? Yeah, dude I'm in the cut dude the Earl of Hymbo. Yeah, Josh Adam Myers joining us with show today and Of course, you know, our producer, someone called the Soul of the Bonfire, Jacob, and the Soul sometimes rattles, sometimes it rattles the body. And we had a situation, the right-for-the-show, where Jacob came in, and really had a moment of like, I'm putting down my foot.

You ever had that feeling when you had a friend's house and their parent comes in and yells at your friend and you're just sitting there playing video game And I'm just thought that was me. I'm just the middle brother that hates conflict So I look to Josh and I go Josh would who do you have for history? Miss Jenkins Yeah, she's pretty cool. I'm a friend coreheader. Yeah, I don't hear this. I don't see this I'm just here, but Jacob came in the studio. Let it be known that we he thinks we are watching too much too many videos

On the show which is I've been throughout the seven years a constant note that sometimes we both admit we break But then I mean really a declarative statement of fuck AG if I never see another stupid AGT clip again And then we both laughed because on my notes, I had written down the A.G.T. That's really quick to look for. My gripe is we're getting ready to start a show. I mean, we're getting ready to go on air. And Jinger says the shows have been horrible.

No, no, I didn't. He said that's horrible. That's verbatim. I didn't think so. He said, I don't think the show has been horrible. No, I said that's fucking, it's been fucking horrible. It's been horrible. It's been horrible. It's been horrible. It's been horrible radio It's your thing. We've been horrible radio, but you're saying horrible radio before we started show.

That's a fucking wacky thing for producing. Before the show, Jay, because didn't I, I've already given you these notes in a text which went in one ear and out the other obviously, but nobody ever responds to the fact that I've sent you these messages ahead of time, but then it just keeps going. Well, no, no It's a you're sitting you're saying a no. What do you want us to respond to you're saying like slow down on videos if you say it in a text I put it in a text like I'm not I'm not going to go and just nothing happens. Sure. Should I not bring it up? I do want to point out you have been effective because so far no videos

Yes, well, that's what's it's almost my point because so far no videos. So that's pretty good. Well, it's almost my point. It's almost my point was I was coming. We just went to this concert last night and had a whole night of a story to tell. Yeah. Jacob's in it says no, and they've been horrible.

I think it's a fucking, that's a crazy thing Jacob. I look, I'm not walking back, A.G.T. It's not even objective. It's not even objective, but is that, is that, is that you objective? Then I'm a spoke, then my, I use it all. It's not even objective Jacob, that's fucking horrible producing. That's horrible. Wrong. It is, absolutely. I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying and video in general. Yeah, there's think you you're not getting that uh, I get you're what you want to do and I've always appreciated that you want to make it feel like you're on the you're on the couch watching with us,

but it doesn't work. It's because sometimes it's too visual. Yes, but you will admit there are sometimes there videos that have good audio. Yes, of course, but that's but most of the time you guys are going look at that. Yeah, we all yeah And I can't point it out 50 times a show Now would you agree that coming in right before the show is Probably about to turn on the microphones and being like having a real fucking You pitched a hissy fit And be in like having a real fucking Hissie fit See this grade see this to D plus 20,000 a semester for you to the school. I will not walk back

Anything I'm telling you that was bitch shit dude. That was crazy. That was this is the most disagreeing We're gonna we've ever had Jacob. I'm gonna tell you that was bitch shit. I don't like that I don't I won't be okay with that. I'm telling you moving forward. I won't be okay with that I apologize for saying those words, okay, but I don't apologize for you know to tell me no I'm just gonna say this enjoying Quiznos they do a great job of toasting their sandwiches. I'm not gonna apologize I enjoyed Paul abdoules music not gonna apologize Like the cat video It's really well wrong choice the words I apologize for that you came in hot But Jacob let me tell you something as somebody that that knows you well. Yeah, we know you mean well

We just think that that was a misfire Like two minutes that was literally he's playing the music think that that was a misfire. Like two minutes, that was literally, he's playing the music. Yeah. You guys, three, two. The show has been terrible recently. Hang on.

You guys have been shitting blood, and I'm sick of it. In my defense, it's never a good time to bring it. There's never really... Now hold on, I'm gonna take yours, I'm gonna help you out a little bit because we are horrible to get a hold of. It is borderline impossible for you to get me in jail to sit down for a meeting.

For a short while. I'm telling you right now, there's other producers that have just walked away from this. You're like the teacher that's stuck with it. You do, but listen, I'm just trying to find some middle ground. I'm old middle ground Danny over here. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

You guys are talking swapping comedy stories, so you can't get a word in. Yeah, you roll pirates? Yeah Telling stories of treasuries difficult on there any situation The comics need to stop saying we're assassins to call ourselves pirates Joke pirate jake lobe funny is when you feel there's these laws in the jokes. We're staring at TV screen Say that it sucks right then in there. My god, that's funny radio stop on our balls I can't because I'm getting messages from everyone saying please tell them stop watching video Time

I'm asking I don't even know I don't know you don't know you're getting unknown messages This is an honest if you ever if you ever want to Procure you don't get a stop watching If you ever want to put this show again, look at him stop watching I'm trying to tell you you got a who I am. I'm going to look at this is we were all just connecting to YouTube connection in 30 seconds If I see one more America's got talent, you're fucking dead I'm telling you guys there's people after me Jacob does have I've been up for a week Finding a psychological thriller I have Jacob's any other stress for day today, too. He did say that outside

I think he just turned it on us. I think I did But I don't take it I just remembered that I don't you don't take back a gt. Jacob. We get it No, no, it's a show this summer. It's almost over But also I just if you I think you'd enjoy it I hate that show but when you go to jays house, he eat fucking fun food and you get high when you have the best time ever You are in jaysels when you're in the You do as you do as the locals do Where I'm pukeshell necklace brage your hair. I go to the beach. I've had a fucking awful day

So I did you did wrestle with a Stine is produced countless shit. I'm sure there's been days that you fucked up real like I wish I had that day back Yeah, but I know she's fuming at me. I call me like I'm calling you Don't call me later. Oh my god. What an out? I can't believe you did that. I can't believe it I am if you if you send them a message two weeks ago You didn't hear back from them and you want change you could have reached out to me I don't know. I never ever problem getting a hold of them. I text them all the time.

But Christine, you play the video. What do you want me to do? Well, we're telling everybody. I'm doing what I'm told. That'd be funny if he told Christine just to not play the video. Sandbag is Christine chill. No. Just a 24-year-old video. Let's just say you can't find it. So, with the video, Christine just like, I am here.

I'm here. I'm here, I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.

I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.

I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. it's second. I said it. I'm over. She's over it No, she's not take the pocket out. This is your chance. They're really she should be over it gets good radio That's why immediately said go on air So that's the way that was a hundred percent great instincts because you were like depth up up just launch the mics in my You think I didn't know that was going on the air, but.

Dude, the fact is we were there. Take us in a fucking slug of war with a cockroach in his house. He's going through it. He comes back to me. He's back in New York. He was two weeks away. His first week back, he's already wrestling with a cockroach. He does not like New York.

He does not enjoy it. Do you think he's in Florida? He just mutes his mic and he goes, again with a video. You know, all the dolls are looking at him. Also, that's why Jacob's not here so much that when we play videos, Jacob can't talk because Lou puts them on the same feed as this video.

I'm going to take a walk. Jacob's enemy is videos. Yeah. 100%. And that's why he goes and writes hundreds apparently of anonymous Reddit threads saying please make them stop playing videos. If you ever want to see Florida again, you'll get them to stop playing videos. Him, the thought of Jacob pumping himself up, walking to the studio, being like, I'm a fucking saint. I'm a fucking

saint. I wasn't expecting myself to stop. Damn no no voices. Jay shut the fuck up. Too many big. Anything. And then if Jay goes, if Jay's like, boo boo boo boo boo. I don't know if he fucking like this. I think that Dan's gonna come at me and be like, boo boo boo boo boo boo. Oh, boo boo boo. He's gonna be like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, button the pussy. He's back kicker in the, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I didn't plan it out. I didn't psych myself. As soon as I got to my chair, I think I'm going to say this.

I get on the roach fury. I'm dealing with rats also, and it's making me... Not in your house. It was a real outburst. Yes. Not in your building. It was. But as someone that has...

It was explainable though. As someone that has those, I completely saw, you know what I mean? Where Jacob's going, you're like, just let the steam burn off. And then you come down and you're like, it's like he busted an angry nut. I think he's like, I can't walk around the bus. I mean, there's too many rats. It's trapped.

He just falls. Let's get it across the road. What's the current rat problem? The story. Just using the outside of, not in your building. The garbage area in my building is covered with rats. And I had to go norm array and start telling people to complain about the docks. Yeah, you have to write union on a card and then upon a desk.

And I rise up and just stop throwing out our garbage. So it was weeks and there's bags that have been decimated. That's insane. That's insane. Cause if you know in New York City, the reason I can live here so comfortably, is I don't have a sense of smell, but there is garbage everywhere. Every where. Everywhere. There's garbage. Yeah.

And we are, we do look out and the thing are with our build. I think the few buildings on our block So the bars and deli still put their garbage out But that's at the end of the block in front of our buildings. There's nonex its inside. It's trash shoots They picked them. Oh, yeah, it's on the Bay of the clean street So it's a very clean street. So that's fucking awesome because when you don't I mean your guys is fifth street department I was just over there the other day. Oh my god, dude. It's like made of fucking bum gum. Oh my god When I went to go to the Selka I walked by it and I was like

Just garbage, but I missed it. I miss you guys. I missed that porch. Yeah, I don't know That's a great stoop sit and dude on that porch. Yeah, I don't miss the East Village as a place So ultimately like I said I think it's just too congested right now and it's growing. That's it's also because I'm going there tonight for a guest digital for SDR show and it's fucking. It's I know when I walk around there, they do they run past and like run past right in front of your feet. They don't give a shit. Actually, the one of the times recently we came down and went to I think last time with the guy Yukaku, a fucking rat ran right over my fucking feet. Oh God. You know what you should have done is you're not

Right you should have done it like when you have your underwear on your feet and kicked it up and caught it No, but I did do it. I did do a both feet up in the air like a Should have kicked it up and turned to Store a rat against the size of a fucking Subaru by the tail and put it right on the side of a car. My spine turned the jelly when I went down at night last week and I was trying to put the bag down and they hadn't taken any of the garbage out for two or three weeks. So the rats, the bag was moving.

I saw them moving in and out of the bag and I and then I had to to run out of there because my spine had caved in. Did you make a noise when you ran? No, I'm back. Damn it man. I was a foot away from seven rats. You can take all of them. Yeah bro. I thought you were like a man's man. Let me tell you. Think about these rats like were like a man's man. Let me tell you what you think about Think about these rats like they're a gwana. They're just hairy iguanas. Yeah, they're not they're gross, but would you pick up on a gwana Jacob? No, they're no you can get you can get That's fines and you don't want to get bit you're getting it, but if someone had to get

Team like domesticated nugget domestic you would pick up a genetic want. Oh, yeah, kill Yeah, he hunt some dudes. So just our hunt rats. Yeah, bring the Florida in New York. Let me tell you what's going to happen. I'm going to leave here and it's going to start the tape recorder of how I did this day. I'm gonna go see J.C. Mr. Drawup be like how I heard J and and I'm gonna be playing it over a million times the same. The words I chose and it's not gonna shut off for three days. Don't do that. How about this instead? Olive Branch come down to the SDR show where there's girls playing

naked twister tonight. Jacob come on what an olive print stop it. I know for effect I've looked at your schedule you don't have anything on Thursday but I guess my best I'm talking about tomorrow. So did I? I cut loose. No work. But you see go down SDR. See a couple naked ladies wrap themselves around on yellow, you know, right foot green. And then I was like, Dan, my Elm Street dreams are back again. So there's that. Elm Street dream. Yeah, we found out last night that you never had to sleep with night without a nightmare. By the way, this explosion makes perfect sense. And honestly, it's perfect. It's a problem. That A.G.T. was the thing that launched it. Because I bet he's had a nightmare situation where he's auditioning for A.G.T.

And it's like 3 Freddy Krueger's. Jacob, I didn't know you could be a rat. And then he's like, looks down and he's like, I'm a rat! I'm becoming a rat! Simon's like, oh, yeah, dude. Simon just goes, uh, Jacob. I realized when I left here yesterday that I identified him. When I go Simon just goes Jacob I Realized when I left here yesterday that identify most with the Elm Street kids

Especially the dream the dream warrior ones not the first of course you'd be a dream warrior. Yeah, you're not a dream master Yeah, you should go to sleep watching this with my hero because he actually defeated his his demon. King Cade was the oh yeah it's right. He's my all-time fate. He got one of the best. He's the one that was like super strong in his thing right. King Cade rules. That's who you identify most with the Elm Street kids Jacob. Come on. Just in the middle of the night. No, as a teenager, not now. Now they've morphed.

And when I was a kid, it was all, is there anything you could take? Hypnocell, that's what they took in the movie. It's the fake medicine of hypnocell. I love that you're solving your sleep issues with Freddie Krueger knowledge. Yeah. Doctors are gonna go, I'm sorry, who treated you anyway?

Nightmare on Elm Street, franchise. Jacob has a laboratory in his house trying to make hypnocell. It's doctors gonna go I'm sorry who treated you anyway nightmare known street franchise Jacob has a laboratory in his house trying to make hypno still you should do what they did in part I think it was in part three where it's like she realizes that if she grabs a hold of something in the dream And then wakes herself up she can bring it out of the dream and then you can kill Freddy Because then he's real so see that rat and you're just gonna have to fucking man up So see that rat and you're just gonna have to fucking man up Yo get up and just fucking wake your little eyeballs up and then just fucking pound and He might walk in if he might walk in this place with gloves on like Howard Hughes It wasn't a dream. I really killed her out. I did it god damn head off You're right and I can't it's just surgical gloves on he is I can never touch my hands again

For me to bring my nightmares into the real world. You have to and then you can beat it Have you watched that is the medical? Wow, and you know what? I I do strike myself as the guy that would die in that situation Could you get a burn out and he's gonna kill you in real life also? I'm gonna be napping here one night after the show is and then Jacob's nightmare is gonna kill me God damn in the real world. I always wanted to think that when you wake up, I can't believe none of your Nightmares have involved looking down a hallway and seeing Lou and his brother.

Yeah. Yeah. Are they? Are they? People made that. People made a meme of that, actually, right? And it's like, come play with this Jacob forever. I didn't find it that funny.

I love it. Hello, Eddie. I'm in play deep cuts for us. Forever, it's brilliant. I wouldn't hurt so much. I just got to let it roll off and start it. Now I worked up again. Who made that?

Um, some mean spirited cock sucker. Don't you say that on Instagram? Whoever made that, very fun. Brilliant. Fantastic work. And there's no reason to like. And it got Lou bad mad if you get heat off Lou you fucking yeah Lou's gonna snap at someone later

but like I was saying he has got to make a ugly twins all right I've a GT's on the no no list so is my juicy yeah we all have to come with a piece of paper my no no no talks it's brilliant I had a block like 10 people for shitting on Pearl gem So yeah, I had a bad night damn dude. I had a bad night to guys The trick is muting them

Because then you never have to deal with them. Yeah, I'm gonna play games See if everybody in the audience shits on any van any veteran Just a little bit and see if tomorrow luch has zero following because he blocks everybody these animals came out of nowhere I look left. I look left. I look right. I'm here in vitology blows Some guy with a truck is a profile pic What are they saying that you find like so offensive? Honestly, are they saying that the only real truth is that pro jam stopped after Versus yeah, and then he just became some fucking Jay and band. Was it you pro jam band?

Dude, the thought is great. The thought of Jay having 15 burner accounts just to shit on how jam do you? Christine's like Jay we're going to get food. He goes hold on. I could be using that for so much good Like Jay we're going to get food. He goes hold on. I could be using that for so much good. You find that ability. Hold on Christina. I switched switch profiles. Okay.

If I even knew I would do that Lou, I swear I would. Mochoridi is mediocre at best. Never really a top guy in the guitar world. Jacob what if we got you a punching pillow that looked like a rat? They worked and analyzed this. No, look, Christine, is there any way? It's not a article, not a video. Is there any way that you could find something?

That's, is there a way to aid? Not having nightmares? Jacob, you should go to a sleep doctor. Yeah. That's not real fun. Like, sleep doctor. Sleep doctor. Sleep doctor. Sleep doctor. Yeah, it's not real fun. You should go to sleep doctor. Yeah. That's for some of you. That's not the change your not the change your dreams.

Yeah, it's obviously a psychological thing. If I can recommend something from what I've heard really works for. Well, Josh, it might be psychological. It also could be that Jacob's parents all killed a local pedophile. Yeah, burning him alive him alive sure and now he's being haunted by a guy who can live inside your dreams even though he died I'm going with that okay okay I would say I wasca I would say go to the right I wasca trip with you I don't want to try I want to try some I was fucking Peru bonfire serious will pay for it you do it and I'm gonna do it here you don't want to do it here You do it in purple. Yeah, I can get Swiss chocolate here too Okay, I want it. I want to eat some chocolate. Look at that. The goddamn house. Yeah, I'll do it with you I'll do it with you here

All right, you guys go shit and puke Jacob's apartment Jacob's parching in the corner on loose boy Here does it place you I'll be on a rope rug with fucking jam in the corner on loose board. That's like places. I'll be on a rope rug with fucking jam. I'm making it in Peru. We are going to, yeah, dude. You can, it'll guide you through it here. This place you can go to guide you through.

I still, I want to be guy with, I want to be guy with, I want to be nice for, I don't, I don't want to know what this guy's saying. I want to figure out what. Yeah, man, I don't want to purge and see all my evils and then go eat ramen and, and Williamsburg. Walk by Caroline's.

Really? You want to see all your evils and then walk into the darker bits of Peru Yeah, I would love that you do the jungle Epeia because you best believe when I land at JFK I'm a kiss the ground like Robin Hood After an Iowaska trip in Peru I'll come back a grateful man. You're gonna Peru to do Iowaska I Would do it. I would do it You know the power like a deluxe yeah if it was like if someone if you were gonna do it

That's the way you do it Yeah, if someone I knew that I'd done it and was like this is the fucking best one This is it, but you got to go to Peru. I'll do that Yeah, I would take that over convenience because then it's you mean you're doing it for the experience But the experience is all in your head. Sure. Nothing to do with the place. It's just where they, it originated. I just feel like they would know better.

They, you know, they, also, they're a G, they're getting a guy who wears a toga as close all the time. Yeah. It's good to know better about trippin' because he's trippin' his whole life. I don't know if that's a whole religion down there. That's, they use that medicine.

All right, Josh, go down there and have to with the boys. I'm going to do a thing to you. I'm going to be bracing my him, though. I'm going to do a thing to you. I'm going to be embracing my hymn, though. I'm going to Peru. You guys got Peru. Me and Jake will be on the upper east side. You're great.

We're going to get, we're going to shit our pants, puke, and have a bagel. You know, you know, you guys, that was pretty insane. We're going to get, we're going to get some fucking smoked salmon after that. Yeah. Can't do that in Peru, dog. You got to get some fucking boiled shrimp or something.

Jacob's like, I'm sorry. After that, I can't have capers. Something about it wigs me out. I hope they throw you guys in a cauldron after you do your trip. All right, so they get it. It's pretty negative. That's how they get you.

Oh no, myself as I'm cooking. Sorry, I got them being negative. There's a cockroach in my house too. Christine. Damn, you cook a rocha. You cook a rocha. What does it say is the, well, not only good eye, I wasca, what does it say? Sleep doctor say.

Oh, Jacob's battling. Oh, yeah. Go do drugs with the last of the Mohicans where you're completely out of control. Jacob, I did. We're gonna heal you. Well, I want to find your zen. These are horse shit reason ways.

I know you're just staring off into nothing. We're here. Jacob's simply find your zen these are horse shit reason ways. I know you're just staring off into nothing We hear it's a take-off simply find your zen dude. Yeah, it's easy. It says it says one common nightmare trigger is stress So are you meditating? You should start Yeah, you gotta do some sort of jake of time. Do you snack before bed? Very rarely it says if your blood sugar drops too low while you're sleeping, it can cause a nightmare. Might be that. Maybe try a little snack before bed.

I'm sorry fellas. Man, that's hitting me. What is? What is? I handled that badly. Oh, no. Oh dear, you're good. Stop it.

I just like when he came in, he was like, listen up. Oh Stop it We knew that this isn't you know, I mean you were given you're trying to give constructive criticism And you just diarrhea it out. I'll tell you what, it's okay. You hung on to it for a while though. Well, I know what. All right. Yeah, but you know what, you don't be... My notes are strong, my notes are strong, but not the way it came out.

Okay, notes are fine. Jacob, what you absolutely should not do is beat yourself up about it. No. Yeah, you gotta let it go or you're gonna go to bed tonight. And I'm telling you right now, Jay and I will both call you separately After the show to reinforce that point. Yeah, I'm gonna say you night. No nightmare is Jacob or He's gonna have a nightmare where he's like he tells you guys that you both turn into rats and attack him I'm just gonna jump you and go Jacob. Whatever you do

And then your phone's gonna turn into my tongue going Buddy, you're not listening. What's wrong, buddy? No, yeah, I'm watching him swim. Yeah, you're okay, dude. You're fine, bud. It was it was a Jacob Christine's like you fucking Jacob it Christians like you fucking can't get it I fucking came around realize the air of your ways. Yeah, but don't fuck everybody's fine I'm watching them just beat the shit out of himself. I just looked over. I'm like Jacob come on We're talking about we're talking about defeating your night or your night We know I want to get past I want to get I want you to get over it

Honestly, I'm just gonna tell you this after a long time of doing the show You finally make sense to me now That you've been battling your nightmares. You've made all clicks on why because whenever I watch horror movies Where that's the thing where they can't sleep or someone's chasing them I'm always like yeah, imagine just being a person dealing with them and you're like what's up, dude? I always understood now I get Jay hate. I hate to throw a meds at it, but you might be like a lexapro guy or something.

Oh my God. I want a dream of waking up arrested. FUH! Maybe not sleep back, dear. Maybe you really need to be honest. I don't have it. Every night's a battle. Maybe you're just angry all the time

because you never eat. Yeah, because you gotta keep that physique. I've been working out. Good. I do channel it into good things, but I'll work out at 3 a.m. because I can't sleep, you know? Yeah, I mean, I think,

examine your medicine cabinet. What does that say? It's too small to read. It says depression and anxiety can be a nightmare trigger. Hello! Oh, here, now here's you can get your mind around. Rewriting your nightmares.

We can't always remember our bad dreams, even if we emotionally or physically react to them, but if you can recall what you dreamt about, image rehearsal therapy, it may help reduce nightmares the next time you sleep. So try to remember these terrifying things that haunt you at night. And then rewrite it and do a fun catchy sitcom

Maybe something campy something campy, you know, it's like Rose Ann with rats. Yeah Maybe some light nudity like some maybe like a camp thing. Oh, maybe a maybe a rats a call it and tall salad and scrambled eggs. Jacob's like I just turned it into my favorite shelf all-time Frazier Maybe the rats are air wolf Maybe they have an air wolf Rapper Jacob seeing just smiling's good's been seeing rat Frazier happening It's rat Niles

Niles is a mouse not a rat We're gonna defeat these nightmares. Oh Jacob. I like this schedule worry time Take a little time to go somewhere and worry. Oh my God, dude. You just strip a naked and go in your bathroom. Schedule plenty of that. Yeah. That's 24 hours a day.

A void. It's called my life. A void scary things. That's a good way to put it. That's, this article's done. Good housekeeping you're out of here. That was good housekeeping. Good lord.

So consider taking your break or hitting pause if it's scary. Meditation might help you really. I don't do meditation at all, but I know people that do it and really like it. But what do you do it though? Yeah, every day. I do it. What is it? What are you doing? I do a breathing exercise.

How long? 15 minutes. Just breathing exercise. Yeah. And your mind goes blank. There's like, they give you like a mantra. Yeah. And your mind goes blank. They give you a mantra. Yeah, you do like a mantra. Just say it over and over again in your head.

Yeah, he's a conster. I mean, I fuck up all the time and I think of other stuff and then I was trying to come back to it. You go, I guess you go. I am. I'm done. No. I, oop oop oop.

You, oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop. Yeah, they're, oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop oop o You Memory from when I worked at a red robin yep around it But it does try breathing exercises and shit because it really helped like I'm a pretty frantic, you know, I get all wound up when I went through my major Like what what I would say to me was like my major anxiety issue like I tried everything and like I definitely tried a Meditation I don't know if I'll be all but I mean Lexi pros what I'll help yeah, Lexi pro all those things Don't not I'll be there, but you're not therapy Jacob at all Get it. I mean we'll come on dude. We're dripping in Jacob. Yeah, you need Jacob if you had to keep the same car, Jacob, that's in your life. Yeah.

Wouldn't you take care of that car? Why don't we treat our brains like that? Jacob, you could do phone by email. You don't even have to be seen on camera if you don't want to. And best part is, better help can match with a therapist in under 48 hours. There. You get, it's fast and easy and free to change therapy.

No, you already got it with the car thing. God damn thing god damn it dude seriously you need to be a therapy. I'm in therapy I'm in better health. Yeah you do I Mean or and I'm just staying this I think you keep popping off that else at least once a week Fucking honestly, I kind of liked it and it made Jay fuck up. Kinda got me excited to do a little radio. I think Christine's gonna fucking suck them off the second day of get home, dockins and staying in the crate. Dockins, you're staying in the crate.

Well, it's porn quote unquote star twister tonight. So. Oh, forgot, you got, yeah. Jay, if you want to get your mind off some things, go with your mind off some things. Go to naked twister. Please Some sea level porn star and then Jay just know at one point you're gonna look over at naked twister And then you're gonna look at Jacob. He's just gonna be in his own head fighting Freddie

Josh is gonna come here for the show and be like maybe we make up down a naked twister I thought you were pretty mad at me at the beginning naked twister. I thought you were pretty mad at me at the beginning. There's a flash product on the naked twister. We can't piece this up. Anyway, I'm going to show in the East Village in 11. I'm coming. That's great. Go to naked twister. Yeah, we'll make it a thing. They got there's like really good. You know, I'm sad naked twister. Yes, we do. By the way, that's the whole reason this naked twister is happening. It's because those crilters are sad. Yeah, you know, too What do you think they got it together? Yeah, where do you think they're coming from their high-paying legal jobs? I think what's funny is I have to tell Shannon the things

To tell Laney to tell the girls like my ideas when they come to me because I get them like kind of the end She like she like a foul sorry. She like a falconer I said when I texted her today, she takes off his six of the slots. Hey, what do you, if they don't do a thing, if they don't, the girls don't do something, so they were going to do which happens, whatever, you know, I mean, sometimes the girls like, yeah, I'll get fully naked and then they come in like,

they don't want to. And it's like mean? Sometimes the girls are like, yeah, I'll get fully naked and then they come in. They're like they don't want to and it's like sure Fine, but like you see her get like the like the You're gonna show your pussy I just want to read this to you. It's so funny. Come on dude. Fight back on Freddy. Um, we're trying to figure out what the Who the winner losers and we got three of us. There's three girls. So we're each picking a girl. That will be like representing us in the Twister. Yeah. And it's like, how do we figure out who gets to pick first for when we're picking our girls? Sure. I wrote, we should do something funny to see the order of picking the girls, like a nipple-sized guessing game.

A muff or not game Guess the biggest clip you know games and then I wrote Shannon stop making that shitty face at my text I know she was But it is funny that she now has to I know I should make that face. She has to call Laney now As she even says like okay, I was gonna make sure Laney tells the girls girls it might be if they're cool with a biggest clit contest I'm gonna shoot straight with the Elaine's here. Here's how this goes. Yes. No. Yes No, no while we're ladies Thing comes into play as she will call those girls and be like so it's a clip thing

You're gonna show your clip and we're gonna see who has the biggest clip of the three of you So that'll be fun and She's a moods all biz. Yeah, she goes all right hold on. Let me put this down. Let me find a pad and pen all right girls Clip time if you gotta do any last looks this is the time. I came in with a set list I think we open with tits We close with clits In the middle of shooting for me or not, not good that's muff or no, enough muff, man in the middle I think we

play it into that slow. Oh it's so funny. Also again, my production over there does come in the play sometimes because they were like oh they're sending over like model hot whatever girls to play topless twister and I was like, oh just topless boo and they go well your sacrifice and quality of Like girl if they're gonna go full naked. I go. Yeah, it's funny here if all three of them are horrible looking And if they're not but I'm saying like it's fun I mean I'm like always go with the funniest thing. Mm-hmm. Who cares if we have beautiful? Yeah That was like the man show thing. Members like, hot girls jumping on trampolines.

Like, yeah, I was the perfect age for that show. Yeah, that hit me right at like fucking 15. Yeah, but I'm like, what are we, Max and magazine do? Love the hooters. Love the, I'm like, let's either show that gash or go home, man. Or you do some busy schedule. I don't got to be here.

Or you do some tasty bust. I don't got to be here. Or you do some tasty bust. Some tasty, tasty bust. How about some tasty bust? Huh? Some big boobs, smashed together. You're seeing a tasty crevice. If you were going, I've always said this of strip clubs, when it's like, oh dude, they have the most beautiful girls

over at blah, blah, blah, place. And it's like, it's just topless though. Where blah, blah, blah place. And it's like, it's just topless though where they go. There's another place where it's like a bunch of just mom bodies, but they fire like ping pong balls out of their trots. I'm like, I'm going to go check out that place. I see ping pong balls always. Yeah. 100 percent I'm going to that place.

Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Over to the, I mean, I go to the model hot chick. What are you going that DJ? Lou, are you, you're the ping pong place, too, right? No, I'm the opposite. I'm, uh, you'll go for the looks. I'm vanilla. Yeah, I ping pong place too, right? No, on the opposite. I'm... You'll go for the looks.

I'm vanilla. Yeah, I'd rather have a nice topus with their clothes on the bottom. I'm okay with it. You prefer clothes on the bottom. I don't, but I've had it. Because you know, dirt gets in there. Yeah. If I had to deal with some fuzzy lap flounder in my face, other than a beautiful model with

nice tits. What kind of pussies have you dealt with in your life Lou? Lap flounder? Classless. I would prefer a nice bikini car wash. You're gonna think I fucked raise it? I don't know, I think somebody would be so awkward at a bikini car wash.

So would I, that would suck. I'm with Will. I mean, I'm with Lou, I don't know why I called you your brother's name, that was marijuana, I apologize. They're both here, always with us. No. But I would do hot, cause then also full nude back in the day they didn't serve booze.

Lou? What's Will thinking right now? You're great with it, let me check in. Nope. He was time for me to steep through his eyes. Ah! Ah! Ah!

He's on the train, I can't get in. Look at that, look at nice car wash. For sure. I'm all about, I wish that I was going into a drive through in the same parking lot. If I was going through a parking lot drive through, like near that, so I could watch that happening, while I'm getting my Chick-fil-A.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm not going to it and be like, yeah, you know what? And it be, I actually do need a car wash. I gotta keep telling everybody that. I actually do need a car wash. No, no telling everybody that I actually do need a car wash. No, no, no, I actually do need a car wash You're cracking your window to go girls girls. I understand what we're doing Right side of the hood girls. That's gonna that's gonna leave a big old button print on the thing Well, I'm just saying why are you wash it then if you're gonna do that?

Hey, you guys got a dyke out on my fucking expensive car. Hey, you're at least you're bending the hood. It's two hoods. Damn, dude. Look at us all just staring at this picture. I know it's hard. It's hard. Let's just be quiet and watch this video a little bit. None of this mind. I'm Jacob. I didn't say to call up a bikini car wash. Christine's just smashing it in your face. No, no reason to have this video on it really just distracted everybody There was no audio to that at all no audio quality whatsoever to us watching girls and bikinis. I didn't ask for that America's got talent has horrible comedy and stuff that we laugh at With audio with audio so No, it's always audio

I mean I wouldn't show a dancing routine. I wish we would. I hope we did show dancing to the two brothers. We did absolutely show a dancing routine. Yeah. All right, Jacob, I mean, in the middle. That was horrible. Magic rules, dude.

I'll describe magic all day. Well, now you're going into the dark arc. Yeah. And you know we can't resist that. I'll describe magic all day goes. He's got a deck of cards. It's it's gone I'm freaking the fuck out. I don't know where that went. You know, he's got this girl girls gone. No Trunk he's floating. He was standing on a trunk girls. The trunk You guys went to a concert last night And had a great time.

We want to take a break, come back and talk about it. Yeah, we'll get to take a break and come back and talk about it. We'll be right back everybody. It's the bonfire. It's where we're working out. Thank you. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on SiriusXM! you