The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Kentucky Blues (feat. Raanan Hershberg)

Episode Date: October 21, 2022

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And now the bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. We have the time! Rock-a-catch you! Rock-a-catch you! Why you, bitch? We have the time! Project Kit Johnny underway, welcome to the bonfire, SiriusXMFechStock103 on Band Soder.

That is Big J. Okreson, the car-fly. Run on Herschberg, supposed to be coming on to promote his special out on YouTube. I don't know where it is. He may his hill downstate I haven't heard from him I think he would text me if there was a problem if there was a spot of the problem But guys it ran the depth downstairs. I told you forgot that we have a guest coming in run on It's supposed to be here Not here yet. I mean I didn't forget he's just coming on he's gonna follow in the wake of this Johnny Depp way

We also got it's what Jacob's a busy day. Yeah, we also his bell's roommate coming in the meter Yeah, you got a better. It's another thing for racism now, dude We get another mark for racing who doesn't come in. I'm not going to room with all those blacks with all those blacks. Who is this Detroit word? I already got rid of the turrets in my life. Whoa. Turrets in the bed. Whoa.

Where you sitting, Jim? Um, got word from Big Jim. Where to go? We're not a go. Oh, even Jared's hot guy energy couldn't, couldn't pull this off. He said sorry. I love the bonfire, but he's only doing Steve and Zan in leaving Nothing he could do. Where's he going? Where's he going to some castle on the upper west side of drink wine after?

It's gonna a vampire ring. He's gonna a vampire ring store in Soho. Yeah, why don't you come to fucking New Jersey and play me in Madden? Pussy Oh, dude, I am gonna take a picture We get a picture? They're filing in now. All the people are finally into watch. So he's not. Oh, there's like an audience that's going to watch. How do they select the audience? I don't know. Could it be us? Can we watch? Can we put on a best stuff and go watch? You can ask a

thousand questions. Oh, my God. Before you guys go on with your stupid, spitty conversation. Oh, run on here. Okay. what I suggest is that you walk behind the audience and that Lou film you Can't really walking by because then you can get the fish bowl. Oh, this is gonna be big. Jake We're not getting in trouble. We can't do this real time all you know what I mean So you're gonna have to go on your mission. You're already depth up. You got the glasses the scarf that you're tired I just read all the commercial. Okay, yeah. How long is he gonna be in this?

Oh, we done all of our reads? Probably an hour. No, I got one read. Do we get him both? You know what? Fire it up quick, run on it's coming. Go. Let's just do it.

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Now we're good. I'm staying in it. Now we fly out. Now we fly when we want. We're not. I'm staying in it. Now we fly, now we fly when we want. We're not, I'm just gonna probably have questions for me. Ron on's gonna definitely, we have to catch him up. I don't think, do we have the plug of this, what's the name of this special?

It's on YouTube. He's, I watched, I watched a, oh cool. Oh man, I don't wanna, I don't wanna be this guy. We're not on Horsford. Live in live. God, I'm not jokes from the underground. From the underground.

He did it the village underground. Yep. Boom. That's 15 on. It's great. 50 specials of that place, huh? Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did.

It's we did the Tulsa blue whale comedy festival together. Got to hang out with Ronan. Yeah, he's like to his podcast with Joe Lists. Got to hang out with Ronan. He knows. Yeah, he's like, to his podcast with Joe List, he's like, uh, goes on the road, Louie. Oh, I know, Ronan. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. I didn't know if you'd see that.

I knew, Ronan, I might know, Ronan, and we'll find out. Come on, longer than any of you. Probably. I, uh, he's down in, uh, Louisville. Yeah. And I, Christine, one of the first things gig she ever got me. Yeah.

But, uh, let's talk about those. It was a funny, there's a funny thing up to this. So yeah, you probably do. I think you do know, I only know I met, we hung out that weekend. He did the shows with me, I think it was, I mean, we just like hung out afterwards, why not to eat and shit? Oh, hell yeah. That's what's great about the road.

And then our guy comes to New York and then like, um, Shane did that with column. I met column in Ireland. Yeah. In like 2016 and then in like 2019, bless you. Column had already been here, but Shane's like this is my buddy column. I'm like, I don't call him from Ireland. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, that's awesome. Yeah. That was just fun when you have it. I'd say if people started getting their card now, John Carden. Yeah. When they see him and I'm like, that's cool. Because I just met on the road who now like,

he's doing skanks this week. Yeah. Jeffrey Asmis is in at the seller now. So it's cool to like go there and be like, Hey, all right. Uh, your other proJ Dean Del Rey now working the seller killer. Everything's killer. Dude, I want, I want somehow the universe to correct itself. When Johnny Depp walks in the studio. And honestly, if he walked in at 6.50, I don't care. Me either, six minutes. No, I don't care if you... it was just about the next show. We just have to fight, stay on.

Oh, we just won't go off, yeah. Pirate. Pirate. You heard it. Fire us. We're talking to De to depth dude. It's gonna put us on the map The questions we ask about 21 jump street are gonna be groundbreaking people are gonna not pick up their kids from daycare Like I got to hear how this goes. Oh my gosh. You're really getting into it. He's talking about this right now He goes dust and wind was a bit of a diva a lot of people don know this, but he physically threatened a lot of people on what's up, dude. I'm not saying in studio.

I'm not saying in studio. Ron on Hershberg, his special live from the underground. Who's saying it right, me or you? I say, we're non. I say, Ron on. Who says it better? Are we either one of us correct? Either one of us correct.

I know that's an annoying answer, but you can go either way. It's like, Ron on or us correct. I know that's an annoying answer, but you can go either way. It's like Ronon or Ronon. I do Ronon. Because it's Hebrew. So it's like in Hebrew, you got to have that, you know, that. And he's also Jewish.

You're Jewish. You're a good buddy. Thank you, you're too buddy. Well, I look like a jerk off, but that's with purpose. It's coming up soon. Catch you up. How hard was it getting in the building?

It was like mission impossible when they have to go through the the building. Laser isn't so. Isn't that crazy? Johnny Depp's here. He told me that when I got in I don't think I saw him. You know what they're keeping him like under and then he's gonna come up and talk him and Jeff Becker gonna talk about a van Zahn. What everyone is interested in. Well, so we made a pitch at the beginning of the show we found out. Jane I had a podcast in the pandemic. Our fear. Our

fear had a podcast in the pandemic. Leg're all here. Our sphere had a podcast in the pandemic. Legally might have been a trouble if we did that. Jane, I were guests on our isha fears podcast six, every week, sixth and jump, when we watched 21 Jump Street from the beginning. So we followed Johnny Depp's career. And we've been, we loved it. It was very fun to go to the pandemic.

So we came in today and we were like, get Johnny Depp on the show. And then I came in. No, huge disappointment. I don't know. We think you're the reason you might come on. We think it's like, is that run on? And I say it run on. Is that run on?

I say it like that. You saw the door open. You're like, Johnny? Is that Hersburg? I was just watching a live from the underground. H.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B the underground. H.B.R.G. What's up, bro? I love it. We did. We have a lot in combo, both from Kentucky.

That's what I mean. So you can talk to him about Kentucky. Can I, do I have to use this as a crazy if I don't? No. Well, it is crazy. You're going to miss. He plays music and sound effects. I just feel weird with it, but it's like, I'll do it.

I'm not. This is this radio. You do usually do like morning radio and stuff with that. No, no, I just, I just, the headphones off, but I'll adjust. I'll adjust I'll adjust. Yeah But uh, I feel yeah, if you more comfortable definitely Well, I fucking I'll put it on when you're playing something that cool. No, I Just I don't know. It's just something

You can probably hear it through there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know I feel more than that. Okay. Am I This is good That might be like this. I'm trying to have you deal with the quirky diva. Because someone's talking to you. Would you guys mind throwing up some purple curtains in this room? Yeah. Run on's bringing us Kentucky.

Yeah, I'm trying to rehearse for it. Yeah, can you? Yeah, we got to get a little darker in here. And no questions about Amber. That's exactly it. We're non-tier promoting a new special. They did the village underground. Yeah.

It's from the underground jokes, uh, jokes from the underground. Yeah. And, uh, very exciting. And funny. Dan was like, uh, you know, talking, he, Dan knows you also. And he was like, uh, he was giving me the rundown of like, he's like, hey, does this, he's been here. I go, I think I know we're not longer than anybody.

Yeah. I know you're from because we did, uh, I said in hey, does this, he's been here. I go, I think I know we're not longer than anybody here. Yeah, I know you're from Louisville. Because we did, I said in my girlfriend, Christine, in early dating, I didn't have a booking agent at all yet. And she was like, go down to, where she got me booked at the comedy commada. So I was going, caravan, how you ended up in Louisville. I didn't have a booking agent.

So I ended up in Kentucky. It's wordfully comedy caravan, right? Comedy caravan. Which I liked that room very, very much. And Ron worked me that weekend. We had a good time. Things were really comedy caravan comedy caravan, which I like that room very very much And when I'm working me that weekend. We had a we had a great time. I do That was the place though. I think I always remember that Ron and Fez speaking of another time they're coming up on the air today They put you up at a house a condo. Yeah, it's it's it's again old Haunted a house sort of a weird weird place the sheets were like shitty. How do you know you made it on the beds? Yeah Had a little backyard. It was fine. It was so many things from that weekend by the way that was the weekend also that uh

While it was going R.E. Got Aaron Berg's phone What was it Aaron Berg? Yeah, R.E. Shafir Aaron Burr's phone. Christine still was a manager at the stand. And started texting his like undying love for her. I remember that. And then she was like, I'm actually seeing Big J. You might not know that. You might not know that at all. And then he goes,

he goes, which is you don't mind I know that, he goes, I don't care. Like I'll treat you right and blah, blah, blah, and all this stuff. And it was so funny that there's a moment where Christine has to be like, am I into Aaron? Yeah. I suck if she was like, okay, let's do it.

You know, break up. I had a big worry to be concerned about that. You told me you gave me some very encouraging advice that we can. Yeah. It was, it was me, there was some opener and you're like, he's not going anywhere, but you You should move to New York. You're funny. Don't wait. Yeah, I waited seven years It was awesome when you came up to remember I seen your name like kind of going around and that's that's fucking awesome

I forget who the host was we me and him shared that condo also. Oh boy He was also in the in the kind of nice guy, when I remember. But that was, but I was, but I was, again, in a room with like the sheets are like stained and ripped in this play. I had heard already that was April, May, he refused to stay there or something. Yeah. And, and she's not wrong. It would be, I'd say at time, odd and creepy for sure.

Going back to this haunted house by yourself at night. I think they have video tapes, VHS video tapes in a VCR if you wanted to watch stuff. Very weird. Yeah. She's a real diva for not wanting to get assaulted. Yeah, yeah. But when I was laying on that bed in the afternoon, when they playing, I think I hooked up video games. I may have had to get an RF adapter because it was like red and white. Yeah. You had to go with the RCA chords. Yeah. And I'm playing in the room and I'm listening to Ron and Fesh show and they had Shelby.

Remember Shelby? Yeah. Of course you heard Shelby. He produces Jared Freed's podcast. Yeah. Shelby comes on there and he goes, and I'm sitting in this just, I'm going to place making no money for this weekend really and I hear him go goes so Ron beddington goes so shall

But you have a thing of the comics who are about to you think comics are about to be the next wave like the next big wave of Comics coming out and he starts saying say names like you know, I'm just just name names like Joe list marketing whatever and All agreeable things. And at the end of the five, Ron goes, no big J in there. He was on the big J in there. He goes, big J has been doing it for a while. So I hate to say, but I feel like if he was gonna

pop it all, probably what had happened by now. And I was just like, what the perfect environment to hear that. Exactly. You're like, well, they're not wrong. I'm playing a place called comedy caravan You're getting mud in the room in the moment. Yeah, no, I don't think that I mean if there was the ghost in the house feels bad for you It doesn't daytime haunting where it's like hey, I was murdered here

I'm dead, but I feel really bad and at that time I say it was like you know 15 peat tops 15 people are show Maybe knew who I was. And maybe of those 15 like seven were like fans that were like, you know, I mean, other than like, oh, I know who he is versus like, I'm a fan of what he does, which is. It was just soul crush that weekend in every possible. And we're not point being you were a bright spucks. I remember after the shows we go, you told us to kind go with some like bars like a little strip mall. Yeah, the back door. Yeah, and we go there and we had a blast, man. We just drank and fucking eight shitty appetizers and a good time. And then funny. It was like year like my career is not going well for me. I was like, oh, I'm doing well, big day. So they should move to New York. Hey, yeah, you were flying after that weekend. I might be a big New York

city comedian. You know, I should I should not give up on my dreams as he put the gun back in his mouth So funny you got what it takes you got what takes kid If like that Was it uh low-resides nice, but I saw I probably look around the outer burrows Yeah, what's that go to a story? I kind of wish you would have told me a such a dark topic Maybe it would have quit comedy. I was like he's doing well. I'll get advice from him This guy's guy's guy's guy brings you some video games. You know what?

I hadn't hit, well, I get that's why that thing hurts so much in my mind. Yeah. None of those things ever resonated with me. I was probably about 33, 34 at that time. None of those things really resonated with me until I was forced to. You know, I mean, like to see the money, like in my mind,

I was like, I make enough money to live. You know, my daughter's got clothes and can go to school or whatever. And, you know, everything's like fine. And then it's like, but, you know, if the TV broke, it's like, we can't get a TV today. Right. You know what I mean?

It's like, these very, and then instead of getting, like, just put in front of me a lot that I was like, yo, I did not think I was gonna be my mid 30s and really these very, and then instead of getting like, just put in front of me a lot that I was like, yo, I did nothing, I was gonna be in my mid 30s and really be like every month I started like zero and build up to what I need and then it all goes away. You know what I mean? And then it kind of smacked me.

So I wasn't bitter at all. And my mind I was like, once you got me like, I wasn't like, oh, it's a shitty comedy club. I didn't, I would have that if I had to do some of those like sea rooms or something now. You'd kind of have that like, damn dude, I can't even get like the main room. Well, let me tell you that. Like comedy club, but like that's, I wasn't bitter.

I was still like dude, isn't this the best? I'm on the road. Maybe there's like, you know, chicks or whatever. I like who knew. Like so exciting. The best thing about that club since you've been there has different owners and it's now called the caravan. They literally took the word comedy out of it.

They're like, we're gonna make this a decent establishment. No, it's still a comedy club, but it's like, this is false advertising. I don't know who told me about this. I feel like it was a female suggestion, but to say the big thing in Louisville, which I've asked several people from there, and they say it's not a thing there is the steamed bagel steam is so gross it's a wet bagel it's a wet hot bagel that's from Louisville it was a place that was right across the street basically from the condo and someone told me goes oh you have to have like the steamed but oh it's it's a it's a wet bagel I mean as someone that's

from a Jewish person from from Kentucky I should know about the steam bag Get on my then diagram We got something moving here, but I don't remember the steam Bagel, you know, I mean, I remember the water down Kanishch. That was big and Water water can issue. He must have been tried different things at that week. Jacob, do you have an update? I saw back in Steve Van Zant walk in.

I think Johnny's about to walk in. And there's a guy outside who looks like he's there just to rip somebody's head off if he gets close. So I wouldn't even, I don't think we should do this guitar. What? So what we're going to do is we can't walk down that hall anyway. During the commercial break. Yeah.

We're going to try to get into the lobby now. That's why Jay has a scarf on. You can't go into the lobby for a human being. And then he's got some. You can't go down this hall. We're doing to come. Damn. Hi, y'all.

I came on a day. He's going to have to walk around our own job because Johnny Depp's here. And he's going to fling again. job because Johnny Depp's here. I was gonna fling He's gonna fling the guitar behind them And then he was gonna walk by kind of like peacocking for Johnny Depp I got a scarf indoors for no reason so I'm gonna get the shades red shades and then a guitar flung behind his back And Johnny Depp's gonna be like who is that that's the dream? I know that Johnny Depp goes who is he who?

Who's the gentleman with the scarf who us wears accessories? You know the type of guy that Security that they look at you and smile look They're your buddy, but you realize they know 17 different types of karate. He doesn't know what I know Outside the hall He's not aware what I know does he know that we're not was in the massage Yeah, just you know, it's a cross-mogoral cross-mogoral. He actually teaches he teaches it. I teach it I teach it. I don't know it, but I teach it

I don't actually know it, but I do teach it. How do you want me to take the security guard out? Check you want to rip his throat out with the fingers? The craziest security detail that we saw serious was one time I was coming in and Joel Osteen was leaving with like what I could only say, seven mercenaries. So, truly, you know, the Lord is a shister. Yeah. I think he lent them the Johnny.

Yeah, really? Those kind of guys? Yeah, it looks serious out there. And then funny like people were like, Joel Osteen's done all this bad stuff, looking all the end of the course, he's a televangelist. I mean, he's, he's,

he's, he's, he's, he's, he's already being a more person. Yeah, being a televangelist. How do you, how do you approach that to your family? We, hey guys, I'm gonna rip off poor people because I say, I thought I talked to God. I guess you don't, I don't think you tell anyone the con. I don't even know why.

I don't think so. But the con I don't even your wife. I don't think so. I know smiles or is like Maybe to your wife. I it'd be weird to be like yeah, I know it's a bizarre like yeah, like they're all Not that way. What if we have to leave right now? I'll set a fire Damn start a fire in here What if I won't cook this whole fucking place? I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a

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I mean, you're more interested in him than the person in the show, but other than that, yeah, this is your station. I know more interested in him than you're like, that's not true. I'm gonna leave this radio. Yeah. Ron, it just happened to be the, today, Johnny Depp, a guy that we've talked about. We knew Johnny Depp day was happening today. Yeah, honestly, I'm gonna call off the strike. We could have had Ron on it just happened to be the today Johnny Depp a guy that we've talked about we know Johnny Depp day was happening today Yeah, honestly, I would have called off the strike. We could have had run on that. What if I want to leave the show?

I'm on right now I was joked from the underground What if I have a second miserable time? I need to leave now. No, I'm just saying like yeah, so you can't walk through the lobby We walk you have to get to you. Do you realize that you walked in and then immediately he just talked about how, last time I saw you, he wanted to kill himself. And then that one of his heroes is down the hall. I'm gonna sit down and talk about his special outfit.

Let me do it. I'm glad you're here. You're only chance to see him right before he walks in. He's right here. Let's do it. You peek out the door and look down there. You'll see Jeff back in Johnny. He's so funny if we hear it.

I wanna see Jeff back. I don't care about it. Is it the Alabama? Can I come? Can I come? Yeah about Is it all of them? Yeah, go you guys go first, but just look from the door Yeah, they blocked off everything so you can't possibly get down there I'll go in. Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam.

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Yeah. Fluff and the food from Fluff. It's pretty close. Just yell you're from Louisville. Louisville. It's like Edward Cedric-Handford. Johnny and me biggest fan. I Johnny would accuse you on the mouth.

Johnny, you guys don't win me. I love the way you're out of it. If you can see that. No, come into our studio. We love you more than they love you. Well, that was crazy. Ronny, see look. Did you go look at Isabella? That was amazing.

Go look. I just saw my favorite sopranos character. Yana, Isabella, get out there and twerk for Johnny Dev. Dude, he turned, dude, he turned. Yeah, put in your glasses. Turn around, he looked like a wax sculpture. It was like very plasticky. He turned around finally. Yeah, he turned around. I didn't see his face once This is like a safari. Oh my god. We can see it make them yeah, I got a lot. Do you think do you think I didn't see his face at all

Looks like the ghost the Johnny Depp This really is like a safari like big wide big wide You're watching Cheetah's the It's really is like a safari like be quiet be quiet. You're watching cheetah's Be for the two's You didn't see me at all I had the best I think I saw He looked at Ron on's eyes and now run on his possessed by Johnny that it's like a rare it's like should be quiet he's about to say something pretentious because I don't like wine before to be now wait a second Jacob now that he's goes in the fish bowl we

could probably walk by on our break you can pretend like you work you work upstairs I think maybe you can go and go right up No, I got to move You can walk down you can walk down. Here's my dude. I walk by Fishball with the guitar then I go out the doors you ready to Elevators and then I do this but Jacob then I go Like I forgot something face and then I go back and use my badge to get back in.

JJ JJ. I like where this is going. Little spit ball in here. We go. You walk outside. You walk through up the stairs with the guitar. Not stairs. No reason to go upstairs. Okay, fine. You walk out. This still works with the guitar. Peacock and for Johnny Depp. you get to the elevators, you get in the elevator. I gotta leave. You go up one, you come out the elevator, use your badge to get down, and then you come down the stairs like a prom, like it's prom, and then you get to do, so that way you go around and then down.

He's not gonna see me coming down the stairs. You'll see him, you'll have a clear shot. If anything, that's the best spot to catch you. Coming down the stairs? Yeah, because then there's no obstruction. Maybe you just wailed down the stairs. Every one of you. You should like go up to him and act like you're like

supporting him in the trial. Dude, I was on your side the whole time. I totally think she deserves to get punched repeatedly by you. But that is like a pro abusive. I'm glad you did it. I'm glad you tear right off the bat. I hope she's right and you were wrong.

I'll say what I'll read or what big Jim said. Please don't do anything that gets you. Taking a picture of me with a guitar in front of the serious signs where we do every day. I'm sorry. Should I get in trouble? We're taking a picture in front of us. That's all I want to do. Go out there. I want to take a picture with you there. And Dan, Dan, I'll jump in the picture in forever. That's all I want to do go out there. I want to take a picture and Dan Dan'll jump in the picture with me. Oh, yeah, I'm the one from Kentucky. I should be I'm the one from Kentucky. I should be. I'm the one from Kentucky. I should be. I'm the one from Kentucky. I should be. I'm the one from Kentucky. I should be. I'm the one from Kentucky. I should be. I'm the one from Kentucky. I should be. I should be. I'm the one from Kentucky. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should be. I should beates of the Caribbean. I wasn't even on flavor. I was keeping on flavor.

Like, which one should I go for this? Everly influenced. Everly influenced by the film Blow. Well, no, I... We can't even go in the lobby. We to leave the building today, we have to go around the other side of the exit on the other side. That's what I was telling you.

What? It's crazy. That's... How about telling you. What? It's crazy. That's, how about I leave and then come in and be like, I gotta go to my job. That's what we do is we go up to 37 and then we walk. Do you think he's better than me? Us, this person who he been planning, you can go to 37, you have a full time.

We go to 37 and then come down the stairs. No, you can't come down the stairs. But you can stare at him from above. I don't care about that. I want him to see my back. What am I Batman? I'm gonna be perched up watching him. Yeah, I have this sling that upside down like Spider-Man.

We can't do the hallway. We can't get in there. But Pirates of the Caribbean is a big influence for my special because I talk about Pag-ing. Okay, okay. Pirates. Yeah, Pag big influence for my special because I talk about pegging. And milk and pirates. Yeah, peg legs. Yeah, that's where it came from.

That's where it came from. Pirates you just put in. Pirates you just put in. You put in fuck each other with their peg legs. That's exactly right. You won degree of Kevin Bacon from Johnny Depp, my friend. Yeah, it was very confusing back then. Like you want to get pagged and then like,

I don't know if that's yes or no. Oh, I mean you got peg, oh, that's how it came from Our means you got to pay. Our. That's how it came from. Our. Our. I have splinters in me. Us.

And that got me that idea to write the show. So it's actually crazy. Quince I thought when I saw it, I thought, oh, clearly he's coming out of your show to talk about how I was such a how he recognized influence. Because everyone knows that run on her spirit influenced the way that I play. Being too capy. Talking boys. I like how your giant devil just a last meant mentally handicapped so vester still out

Yeah, if you go for it We're not in the use to make our own hooch We would go out and score ass. I would give him some peach white lightning That's what I think I would do with Rdabi. I am blown away, we're not allowed in the lobby. Our own lobby. Doesn't that seem like an over, like an overreaction to this one?

Because they screened everyone with metal detectors to come in, so we weren't, so they won't allow you in the lobby. Damn, he's got to eat like that. War G2 pork? It feels like it's almost like a little, I don't Damn, he's got to eat like that. War is too pork. It feels like it's almost like a little, I don't know, it's crazy to say, but like a little abusive. Yeah.

Like, no, I don't know. What's funny is that he's like, I don't, I've got a problem with the seven families in New York. Everyone needs to be screened. I'll tell you this, the way we're being treated by him and his people, nothing makes me want to shit demands bed more. I know, I know, I know. I think I get it. Hey Amber now I call me girl

Cuz I get it. I See you and I know why you do you and I see you and girl. It's due to time I'm about to go do do long johnny that myself. It's gonna make a crap out on this guy's fucking bed Man, you can't even go just fucking kamikaze dude Put on the guitar and I'll just hold ass down there I'll let a few guys grab me. I'll take it. I'm sturdy Look like someone who may kill Johnny. That's the problem. No, no, I got on the glasses in the ass That guy plays base in my studio I'm late. I told him 615 at the latest. We'd have the guitar. So I kind of have to return the guitar go now

We'll take a break. I don't know what we're yeah, run on Hang around a car go but follow him through and then we get a picture. It's really feels like we can't go through This feels what? The guitar is over We'll see if we get turned? Like a break. Yeah, the downroll. The downroll. Like a tar is over. I tell you, take a break and we'll see if we can get turned around. Take a break. Ronald, I'm going to spend the break apologizing. They're going to see me coming a mile away with that stuff on.

We're going to take a break. We'll be right back. Ronald Hersberg is here and his new specials on YouTube jokes from the Underground. He's fucking hilarious. Fucking hilarious. We love him. We're going to have him back on a better He's the best I'm glad that it was him that came in today

Not fucking Steve oh No comics that we we don't like friends come in that we interview than we interview them. We're not. It's gonna be my big part. Josh Adamine. What are you getting to comment? Josh the cry. Josh, let me make some sing the jokes.

Get a real quick. There he goes. I'll tell you this. I just got this beard in. I opened for Steve at once. Yeah. I don't know what to do. And I was smoking outside and he said to me,

can you not smoke outside? It's really bad for you. Really? Yeah. And then he went on stage and staple his balls together. Hey, I think it's pretty fact I put you down to your lungs. Yeah Excuse me while I pour blood on me and kick a tiger in the pussy Yeah, you seriously need to worry about your health man. I mean

Stink called a riot conversation. Ron, are you a skank fest? No, no, no, no. He's that lovely lady fest. I'm not women treated with a spank. I'm doing Lilith's fair. I'm busy. Dude, that'd be funny if Lilith's skank fest had to rumble like soccer who it is. Yeah. Just a bunch of

bulletin. A bunch of putch. A bunch of putch. A bunch of putch. A ragged arm. A gloclin. The fronco. I've been waiting to punch her in the chunch. A bunch of putch. Lesbians looking for Lewis.

Hey. We're a leader. I got a bunch of hands. A men and ready to fight. We will be at Skankfest tomorrow through Saturday. Live bonfire. It's going to be great Friday 6 p.m. Make sure you go see it at

Skankfest and then Big J will be in Orlando after that Kansas City Miami Salt Lake City Big J comedy dot com. Danny Soats gonna be in I already know buddy after Skankfest you're gonna be in Charlotte done and if you were gonna be with you on that. Yep Nashville Tennessee. Yep. Boo yeah. Oh, and run onsberg. What's your website? Ron hersberg.com Okay, very easy RAA You know that you're not wrong. Yeah, if you went we're not hersberg.com. You'd be like no We're not hersberg live Ron on's joke start. No, I feel like tentative because it's such a hard name to it's like impossible

You know, I'm like yeah, just type R a a Just when you think you put it to me, to me, Vals, add a few. You're there. Well, my first name's really Jewish, and then my second name is Morg, like it should have a short, last name. Your parents were like, we go Jewish.

And then really Jewish. You think about changing it at all? Make like a run on gold. What do you mean like, Ron, yeah, like Ron Gold? Well, one time someone brought me up as Ronnie Ronald Harrington. They looked at it was like in like Marion County, Tennessee or Indiana, and they looked at it just de-jewded in a second.

They're just like Ronald Harrington. Everybody they translate. They translate it. They retranslate it. Like they're like, you know how they'd be like, this is your smurf name. This is like Robert the Deacon. But I was walking up there like,

I was like, I'm like a blue collar comic now like change my whole identity I came up and like you have a catch phrase. We go turn on the lights. I just came out of it You know you're hurting like a like a still what's it called the still fucking a He's great chainsaw. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be your winner. Yeah, well, it's like Rodney Karen She said do I like still? I said, I'd do what the hell out of here. Turn on the lights. Remember, truck stops.

There'd always be a Rodney Karen to doing another cover of his album. We're another tool as his weener. There's always something like that. That's a guy. Get the axe back. Go, go, me Johnny Depp. We'll be right back.

We'll be right back. It's the bonfire. Run. It'll be right back. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire. Rob. We'll be it soon. And now, back to the bonfire with Big J. O'Coursen and Dan Soder. Big Mr. J.E.L.R. Let me see.

Johnny Depp. We'll go back to the bonfire. What you see right now where I'm sorry? Oh Just asking who that actress is yeah, let's what's her name. She was in Crockett. There's Johnny Depp singing with it The girl from what's her name the girl from point break? What's your name? No Lori Petty's are you thinking of now in this was The girlfriend from school ties that finds out he was Jewish did not enjoy that How could you keep this from me? That was so funny.

He goes, isn't, he goes, we made out and everything are like, you loved it. She's like, I didn't know. Now it's different. It's like it, it's like it, you know, all the comedy movies are that moment where they find out the guy have a secret like dirty work. He's been playing this like thing.

That moment, we like, you were never honest. You told me, this is a scam, you know, say what school ties though was that was the boyhood fantasy of some nerdy Jew, whoever wrote that for sure, right? Cause he goes to Harvard. Remember that when he's just the scene, though scene, he's standing outside and screams coward. They put like the Nazi sign up and then he's hanged the science like whoever is

responsible for the sign, meet me outside it, whatever time in the rain everybody just turns their lights on and he screams cowards at them like They wouldn't want out there is seven of them and kick the shit I was what they would have done reality be like I'm not Jewish you got this all wrong It's cool time like anti-Semitic good will hunting because it's like the same cast like same cast that day man that athletic. Yeah same the Cole Halzer is that his name? Yeah, it's the same. Yeah, it's exact. It's just like except they're just all great guys in good will hunting and they're all pieces of shit. Let's flip it. Amy Locaine, that was her name, thrown back in jail. So wait, 2020, 2020, she was sentenced by a superior

to eight years with a minimum mansortance of six years, nine months. Oh, she killed someone. Oh, shit. Really? Yeah, nobody. They call her of Melrose Place. I didn't know or even from that

So when did she that was in 2017? Oh No, in 2015 Yes, but she got out started back to her back to her normal life out of jail And then they resettanced her and she has to go back or she is back. Why they reset. She broke Pearl No, they just looked over the evidence and decided that she needs more time. Oh Damn dude, you get out and you're like well, that's over and they go you know what? Yeah, I think we're back over it. That was pretty fucked up. Oh really. Yeah, you actually I think I could take back a part of Fucking crazy time served

Yeah, you're out, but you we got to bring you back in So she's going back she's going for eight years now. Yep, her own back in jail. But I'll tell you what, this happened, she served from February 2013. It's the reality of this girl's situation, which she went down though, like earlier than that. I mean, school ties was in the 90s.

Do you know what I mean? Like, her hair heads was in the 90s. Everything she was big. Oh, she was in airheads. She was like, is bitchie girl for a campaign guy's girl for a big. Oh, she was in air heads. She was like a bitchy girl friend, a big guys girl friend, yeah. It was Brendan Frazier's girlfriend. Yeah, and she was, by the said,

she was Brendan Frazier's girlfriend in air heads and then in school ties also. Funny how like, you know, people drink and people are alcoholics, but because of the car or some alcoholics, you just burn her in the air. Yeah, I mean, like everyone is drunk and, you know. Yeah, you go from party to dead.

But I will say I did drink and drive back in the day when I drank. Oh, Jesus. I never like drove fast. I feel like those are the crazy people. Oh, I drove. That's five of us. Yeah.

I drove like so slow. So that's the crazy people that get drunk and drive and they're just speeding. I'm like, oh no, you're a psycho. That's crazy. The only time I ever even thought, like I remember at the stand one night having drinks and like I'm pretty quick to be aware of that.

I just remember driving. I got to park Avenue and I was like, I just pulled over, I have like three stoplights. And Christine goes, she goes, we do I go, you drive and she's like, why I go. I just, I just realized that I wasn't paying attention. Like, you know what I you drive and she's like why go I just I just I just rise and I wasn't paying attention like you know, I mean it's like I know it was green But I was too on autopilot and I was like and so I just rather not risk it I was drunk than either but I was just like but I had drinks. Yeah, so if I

Wift I was like I hope I wouldn't hope that I would blow that I was drunk, but I would I'm afraid that I'm terrible but I would, I'm afraid I'm terrible. You had her as an option the entire time. Well, that's my point. I think, but with the way I even drink when I go to Legion of Skence, like it's not an amount that I just, I just know how long I'm there

and what I drink. I would say, Christine, if I feel drunk, maybe you can drive. Let me take a few stop signs here so you would have. Yeah, she knows, those are traffic lights. I took it for a walk and I think you're up.

One time I drove it. Yeah, I did a couple of burnouts in the parking lot. There's no parking lot there. It goes, oh, I think I mean. That was you, I mean, I think I mean Irving Plaza. One time I was driving, I drove, it was my parents' car. Like, it was like, snowy, I drove it into like the wall of a croaker, like a supermarket.

Jesus. Yeah, that's it really bad. Did it go through the wall? No, no, but just like up against a wall really bad. And then I drove home. Maybe I did drive fast when I drank. But I don't remember how strong. He goes, who doesn't?

Why didn't you know I hit the croger until I stopped catching air from that ramp over? But you landed in a croger? I guess I'm in the cereal aisle. I'm like, I have that I get. I have done that one time. This is true story. I'm not like exaggerating.

One time I had a car in the mechanic told me to fix the brakes. So we're like getting old and I just didn't. Okay. And then one day I'm driving with my buddy, my brother-law, and the car is like a neighborhood street. The car firmly stops and I put my foot on the brakes and my car just keeps going. Yeah.

So I just like turned, go up someone's driveway. It's like naked gun. I go in their backyard in my I'm not joking my car goes up their steps like on to their patio I have a my car on a rent person patio and I have to knock on the front door and explain to them that my car delivery car delivery Joder pizza you this is car fear I'm sorry This is the car for you right? Sorry, yeah, that's a great thing to be able to do. The angle for the siren. I think if he's open the door and you just hold the keys up and

jump in the hangos, you're problem now. Thing just, I think the master cylinder just went out. There you go. And it was it was an old lady. And we called the cops and the cops kid and the cop like looked at the car, it looked in us and then he turned to the old lady and goes, what did you do? Yeah, really? Yeah. Damn, dude. I was like, I know, women drivers are so bad.

Old, especially old. There's a restaurant I worked at in Denver where it snowed and there was a pond near our, like, down the hill from where the restaurant was. So you could sit in the summer and, like, look at this pond that was on two major streets. And this old lady turned onto the pond after it had snowed, thinking it was the parking. She just started parking, she's drove on

this pond and then went the car running. There's two older women in my like manager went and had to throw a propane through the back of the windshield, pulled one lady out, but one lady died. Oh my god. And then I was busing tables that night there and I was like So this feels creepy There's like news bands out there and stuff and I was like you think we're not gonna make that one It's so immediately on the floor and I'm gonna trap the photo to whimsical story. I laughed Go watch especially if you want to this man is no morals I'm like go watch it. Go watch it. Especially if you want to this man has no morals more Yeah, the real total shift. Yeah, I was like, oh, yeah, I'll see you're up the stairs

I'm like, haha the car she meant her maker the whole family died. Yeah, it was pretty bad They were screaming please help, but I gotta shoot next week. We'll talk or I guess not next week. They should tell them people Actually, we're gonna go on a scank fest. There's not gonna be a Live shows next week, but Monday will be Skankfest. We are going to be airing the Skankfest episode of the bonfire. So stay tuned for that. And then Tuesday Wednesday Thursday at Best Ups and then we'll be back. We back on the following Monday, but when we come back, you know, I got to remember, I'm saying it so we remember that bling ring thing on Netflix about the young people who

are stealing celebrities homes because the mother of the girls involved is the most the worst mom I've ever seen in my life. It's I mean it's like worse than little Tay remember when we found little Tayyla she's using like she is using her like pretty daughters as an excuse she's she's trying to do the Chris Jenner thing. That's exactly what she's trying to do. She even said jammy never think about the more down to earth of them, even though still in Calabasus same place. They weren't as rich as the Kardashians was their play. And then as soon as they get the show green lit is when they start getting caught, they get caught for this. Have it's an unfold on a reality show. It's always whenever you make your crimes ongoing crimes into a reality show. It's always, when you ever make your crimes,

ongoing crimes into a public show, it's always. Well, the gay guy who was the guy involved, that barely feels anything about it. He was like, but why, what are you gonna do? It's time to rob. You're getting a high gear. It's getting knots. You never think about, you know, there's a Chris Jenner.

And they're like, she just, you know, used all of her daughters as like a little army to a mass, a crazy amount of money. You don't think about the people that are gonna copycat that and fail at it. Where it's just like a bunch of very bad parenting. And then there's no pay off. Fail your sociopath.

Yeah, it's just a bunch of kids that are like, I hate you, I hate you. Like kids suck and they're not successful. Yeah, she's like, I made no money off of them. They're just bad people. Yeah, you made my hot sister make a sex tape and no one bought it. And she's like, but,

now it's just, check it out, it's just a pedophilia. But wouldn't it be funny though, if you go, you know, Chris Jenner, they say, you know, had Kim Kardashian make that sex tape if one of the other daughters complain and goes, you know, our sister make a sex tape, because you didn't have to make a sex tape though, right of the other daughters complaining, he goes, you are our sister, make a sex tape. He goes, you don't know if it makes sex tape though, right?

And a crazy house. One of you had to make a sex tape. And they're crazy how sex tapes were just, I guess just a video that got passed around, right? Like with Paris Neltek, without the internet? Well, that was on this, they talked about that on this documentary also. It was internet, yeah, but more than internet,

like people that, I don't think people really knew or trusted buying things on the internet You can just pay money for what even with the Pam Anderson one you get pay money for online and get it But I think people weren't sure yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it still was doing much more at like as DVD or VHS I have a bootleg right cuz like Pam was earlier not a bootleg not a bootleg They were like sold they just look bootleg because they're Filmed on people's home. Yeah, there's stolen a lot. They're stolen like small phones It's not legal to sell a DVD of a sex tape. They didn't have the rights today. Well, yeah, well, they come the deals with them Oh really they eventually say like it's out listen It's gonna be on the internet for free no matter what oh, so it wasn't legal

Do you want us to? Pay you and we'll release it and try to like but a lot of that was videos being Did you walk by yeah, no, I'll dress up as a As cleaning yes, you get into the thing I like it and then you pop out Grand then wolves wolves then four wolves follow me outside of a trash can damn it dude How do we get in how you use your Kentucky brain? How do we get in that What does he want? He's not from Louisville that's the thing he's from some like white like real like something like So I'm placing Kentucky trashy, but you know, he has no accent. You guys have a couple. We have a lot of common. We both like the movie Swini Todd.

I assume you like it. He's in it. He doesn't because big miss. It was actually really big miss. I really love sitting. A really regret making that Timmy had me on one. Honestly, I was on the. Timmy I ordered from Tim Burton came over to Neon paint my house.

We were having a paint fight and Tim Burton said I bet you could place we need time Put on the black like just a tim tim tim Way I'm gonna do that. I can do anything. I wish you would come on good. Remember you were Tonto for that guy who eats women He goes in my defense. I think the little Ranger was in the cannibalism and Chicago. What's the real? I think Ironic the white guy was the a cannibal. I guess that's only a ratic of your racist. Yeah, all right. Lou, we got to leave. We're not Hershburg everybody. The special jokes from the Underground available now on YouTube.

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