The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Kid 90 Was Made For Us

Episode Date: March 16, 2021

The gang reviews the Kid 90 documentary created from the found footage of Soleil Moon Frye and explain why the plot of Rocky 4 still bothers them.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com#CrackleCrackle

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cocaine and steroids in a way where they're like the pumped up steroid ego is then green lit by the cocaine. So they're like, hey, he's like doing exhibition, they die so Russian and he's like, that's a really good job. That's a real good job. Where did you get this? This is a Colombian angel does. This is unbelievable. So then I go and I'm lifting wagons and I'm lifting cows. Do you think I can lift the cows? Just coped up, stole us, they're still on. Just being like, all right, can I have the cobra knife? I just wanna have the knife, I don't know.

I'm giving crazy. Yeah, I mean, even the fact that he wanted to fight Drago, the guy just handily without being touched once or barely breaking a sweat, murdered your friend, who you had your two hardest fights with ever and went one in one and both of them in the distance. And then in the first place. He just murdered, murdered you're he murdered

your closest opponent in minutes did it if it's in if someone fought Joe Frazier and then just like choke slammed him with a glove on and busted his head open mom and I'll be like I'm not fighting them for that I'm not fuck this guy I'm gonna go I'm gonna go guy. I'm gonna go get revenge from my friendy, too. Don't. This guy should probably be on trial. Yeah, dude. Drogo should have went through a trial. They really just glazed over. He left that, or he at least would have spent a long time

at the arena and probably downtown having some discussions with some officers. Oh, my God. He certainly wouldn't have just went home and been like, yes, I am now 11 and oh. Yeah, the exhibition fight is a pretend fight. And he looked down and he killed somebody.

Look down. No, a barrel of a, look down the barrel of a camera and called out Rocky after he just murdered his friend. You're like, dude, that is evidence. I'll tell you, by the way, if you recall, Christine, I might need you to bring up the fight again. If you recall, now maybe it's the other fight. Maybe it's going to fight, but I'll say what? If it wasn't for anything else, bad refereeing. Oh, first off, all around, but didn't it want to hold on. Rocky referee is far below the worst professional wrestling referee. Every, every rocky referee would be brought up and sent, it brought up on charges. It's been definitely for the athletic commission.

I mean, no, not the final fight, the fight against Polo Creed. I think, does he possibly throw the referee away? Yes. In that, it's the Apollo fight that he fucking shoves the referee away. And then, or is it the rocky fight? I know, but I can't remember

Driving one of them pushes the ref away which by the way at that point fights over and his opponent wins I don't care how his face looked at the end Apollo wins that fight if he shoves the ref away He now works man in the original Rocky four scripties that he pulls a table from under the ring And then he puts me on it and then he power bombs me through the table like all these things are very illegal So this is in hindsight. I don't know why to distract me I guess it did actually but uh, it is a graphic vicious scene in a movie. I mean a man getting beaten. I mean, this is like I'm just a much better than the old American history ex-curbs

stop man, as far as like showing a thing like, damn dude, they show them get beaten to death with a gloved fist. Also the thought that at any time I didn't know that was baby oil and thought that was sweat is very funny. He lubed up. They're also, I also love you. I also love the idea that right before his fights That's kind of made the movie to it's like all right trying to get your pre-fight steroids

They treat steroids in this movie like pop-eye spinach That was like my steroids His hands turned to anvils for a second and then he starts punching. His head gets bright red and he steams out of his ears. Oh no, midf, they should have given him a mid fight shot. Damn he had a body though, huh? The drogphos. Tell you what though, I gotta be honest, he's really, he's built well.

He's very athletic, but it's not the kind, I don't know for whatever reason, it's not the kind of body I envy. He's a little long tour soared. I'll take it, Todd. I'll take it. I'll take it, man. Come on, you know, I'm gonna go shopping them all,

but I'm saying, I'll take it, but it's just. I can wear, I can wear overalls with nothing under it with that body. There's better, there's better bodies for my, for it's just I can wear I can wear suspicions. I can wear overalls with nothing under with that body There's better there's there's better bodies for my for my money. I'm saying Enough to commit murder. Yeah, listen the guys a mountain for sure This guy's yeah, if if Rocky for a lot of torque if after the exhibition film After the exhibition match were a polo dies if this would have just turned into a long court case, where it's just like an international court case. Yeah, that's rock.

He was about getting him, what do you call that? Extradited back to the States. I was gonna say, Extradited back to the States, it's a whole thing. He's got to wear one of those Hannibal Ector masks. Like this guy would be, Christine, play it with no volume in the background. The thing would talk over it. I like knowing that the volume wouldn't turn the volume up. But I'm saying Jay, the movie itself, if you

made Rocky for a court house drama, it's more about how the death of Apollo is is wearing on Rocky and Adrian. And then it's about what Ivan Dragos family is going through it. What a set up Creed II perfectly. First of all, just the, we got to talk about how open-minded of a person, Rocky Bubba, was first of all, South Philly, Italian boxer, and be friends, the black guy who beat him up the first time. I mean, it just, it doesn't seem very good. Pretty progressive.

And I'll tell you what, this exhibition ain't happening to fill it off you because Hero or not they're just blindly rooting for the white guy You got a flat top Yeah, fucking hit him dude. Look at him. He's all dancing around so they do they dance Fucking fight dude. Don't dance some guy tweeted at Katie He was like how come every time I turn on your boyfriend's radio show They're talking about Rocky, and I just realized he's not wrong You can probably get just at least once in episode

Talking about Rocky also this is shit, dude He started his best shit and Drago's just looking at him and by the way they make the face to go Oh, Drago looks like he's like doesn't know what to do. He's just waiting for the moment to flatten Apollo Creed's face. This is like a toxic Avenger killing. It's so facing the only way to describe the movement is big brother waiting to catch a little brother. And then he's like, now you're in trouble. Scream from mom. Scream on the punch. They would stop it. Yeah.

Why doesn't he still throw it stopped right? I mean, Rocky shouldn't have to throw the the the the towel. The referee should stop it. Right there. You can't do that. You can't throw a guy across the ring. They would have split him up. He's not intelligently defending himself

at all right here. The fight is over. He's done a referee stops the fight right there. Right there. No way he does try to. It's called the round conveniently. It doesn't matter. By the way, can we talk about those fucking words?

Doesn't matter at the bell. This fight is over. Those USSR track suits are fucking awesome. Yeah, they're not bad. Wait, Christine volume volume up. Dude, she's just ripping butt at room side. Oh, dude, just a CCC. CCCP.

We're just going to stop. This was supposed to be. Round one, guys. That's three minutes. Round one, he's at Death's Door. He's like Apollo, please stop. You have an illegitimate son to take care of. His name is Michael B Jordan No, not the young rookie on the bulls Michael B Jordan Michael B He's handsome. Yes, don't you stop this fight?

Let me go kill myself in front of my wife and James Brown How can I get another beer? Okay? Last episode she's like she's was insane anything even his wife should give like a ash Why didn't why didn't Mrs. Creed give the old yeah, she should give a salute hey go get him Yeah, this was Apollo Creed's too athletic. That was the problem. He's still bouncing around too much Dude he's got his hands down drag on it went full Roy Jones Jr How does the ref now the referee completely would have to go this is done. Yeah, you gotta stop that man. I want those tracks over.

This referee should he should have been brought up on charges. Now it's a murder and now it's a murder. Huh, through the referee away and it's a murder. There is zero legal ramifications James Brown's dancers are like oh shit. Oh, man. Are we seeing James in some precarious situation? But never like this the guy with the video. Okay. By the way, she evenly loves that he's dead She knows this is not That twitch right there when I was a kid used to wig me out

I thought it looked like it was hoping to ground All right, you have to By the way you don't bring your ring announcer still comes in. I never He's a guy raised this guy dying in the blue corner If you if he dies he dies is the law. I mean it's There they're had I can't believe as a kid. It didn't I did as an adult That was a new movie if that was a new movie These are the things from a movie now. I walk away from cuz I go ridiculous. I These are the things from a movie now I walk away from because I go through dickos. Absolutely.

I I never realized till now how much of a civil case the creed family has against Rocky Balboa's estate. Honestly, they also have a they also a real nice thing against the fucking boxing whoever sanctioned this match. Do you worry is in trouble? This is where the writing is weak because that makes it high. I'm Dan Sotin One champion dies another champion might die in court today on boxing court

But he if you think about it, it would have set it up perfectly if Rocky four he goes and fights draggo and that's the reason he's poor and Rocky five is because he had to give all of his money To the creed estate for not throwing in the towel. Doesn't that make more sense? That would have been a better story. Yeah, he goes, yeah, we got housed in court. I mean, he goes, I wouldn't throw the towel. That makes way more sense than he's just like, oh, Texas.

That referee, that guy couldn't referee a high lie match in fucking Brazil right now. That guy is, that guy is out of the biz for sure. He always becomes... He gets one match for the go. That's the guy. That's the rocky... That's the rocky four guy. What's the guy? He pops up at a golden gloves in Pensacola, Florida. Yeah, that guy is, don't you? He's the one that let Apollo die. Yeah. Really? Yeah, fucking Don. Let him fight Peterson.

Oh my god. Yeah, he got pushed. Yeah, they said it was a push that we call him a push over Donnie if he dies he dies Peterson. Yeah, yeah, he's back in the game. Watching that that's doonie, uh, doonie and the commentator from fast times a rich man. Hi, wait a guy with the mustache. I can't leave stream. No, the commentator. Oh, okay. I think the mustache guys. No, it's not always the artist, Lee Roy Neiman. It's not the guy who painted. Uh, the, I think the guy who does that with that mustache, all the Rocky announcing.

I think it's the guy who painted the painting at the end of the Rocky 3. Oh, fun fact, everybody. Welcome the fucking Philadelphia. You fucks. Yeah, there's another fucking Philly Snapple fan for you. The joke call the fun fact. A lot of our. We got a couple videos to get to later in the show, but to start it off, a documentary that goes hand in hand with, I mean, kind of talking about Rocky in that time and growing up and shit. There's a documentary on Hulu called Kid 90 by Soleimun Fry who played punky Brewster. And fucking great, Jay texted me like, hey, give it a watch.

This is on Sunday. And I watched it Saturday in my hotel room. I just popped it on because in my mind, I was like, I didn't think it's something that Christine would really be that into whatever like that It would matter and and then I just like Right when I started watching I was like oh shit you guys like I should tell her to watch this before I come home for Monday and and then you two Dan because Once it started watching it like just Christine's own personal story,

like this, even the few correlations in it. I was like, oh man, that's really like a fucking, it was a weird, like a love letter to a great time with a bunch of sadness in it in this girl's life. Very interesting, really great documentary overall. I mean, plenty to make fun of always, but I mean. Oh my God, a ton of make fun of. The people that were showing up,

Brian Austin Green, Mark Paul Gossler. She was interviewing a bunch of 90s kids, TV stars. And obviously she was the top, one of the top ones is Punky Brewster. But, uh, and by the way, it's always easy to like, you know, I'll make fun of, uh, all everybody, of course, all the time. But it is funny to like, you know, Brian Austin green. Uh, I mean, tell me a guy that's easier to bag on. But Brian Austin green, though, is a guy that's like, you can make fun of it still, but like it is, it was very heartwarming might be the right word when

he is a guy, gave a good example. He's like, I was killing it so hard with like 902 and O and all the girls like, you know where like how hot he was he goes and I listen to hip hop so they're like you could make a music album is like of course I'm gonna make a hip hop album and it's like and then all the sudden having to go deal with like oh man people don't like me that much. This is like a kid. He's a kid and he's reading all these people like us just going you fucking suck dickhead. Exactly it was the it the first example, the clear example I saw, where you're like, that is everything we've always wanted Corey Feldman to say. Yeah, yeah. I was just killing it, and I got into music, and it turns out a couple people criticized me, and it hurt, and I had to go

like, take a look at myself, and study's like, now I'm the greatest of all time. And you're like, no, it's, it it was it's a weird well Brian was agreed by the way his whole interview is still in his home studio. So yes Give it up the dream. I'm just saying by think he just knew like putting out like how like he knew how like white kid corny It looked I felt like and that's what I was like Joey Lawrence made a I wouldn't be mad at I wouldn't be mad at Joey Lawrence Calling so laymoon fry when she's getting her breast reduction and he's like

Whoa, that sounds super serious Yeah, she's like What's size of it now? She's like double there. She goes their ease. Whoa Whoa, awesome It man, it was a great fucking documentary if you're if you're between the ages of like 30 30 to 45 you'll really enjoy it I'll tell you you never see these things when everyone's hanging out and they go through their party phases and everyone's drinking underage and fuck I'll tell you who doesn't give any

Who doesn't get any credit for being in that whole mix and staying out of all that mess. My and Biolk. Oh yeah. My and Biolk's never in any of the documentaries, never anything. She went away and she became like a fucking astrophysicist or something. And then she came back to acting and she said, I mean, that new show, it looks like a hunk of shit. But I mean, you know, she was definitely on a huge show with a also was to. Oh, she's on big bang theory. So I'm like, she never I don't I do you know, nothing about her ever where it was like the wild times and she just stayed away. Some people did impressive to see Leo skate through that and become Leo. Yeah. Well, you know what it is

because his younger I'll tell you exactly what it is. These are all people who got hung up in like TV and shit. It's all these TV kids. There's a guest starring on their each other's TV shows or there's a stars of TV shows that are on for like two, three years, four years, maybe. So they just keep staying working. Why Leo avoided it completely? Very young.

It was a growing pains. And then his thing wasn't TV anymore, man. His thing was jumping right to like major roles rager roles with boys life basketball diaries Gilbert Grape So he jumped right to fucking movies really and then you know By the time he's in Romeo and Julia exactly you're not gonna see Fred Savage and Paul Sorvino in a sexy Romeo and Juliet movie Yeah, well, it's crazy is when you read that. It was too sexy.

The oral retelling of a bookie nights that the ringer did that Bill Simmons did on the ringer where they interviewed everyone. This is probably like eight years ago. And they were talking about how they're casting Eddie Adams. And it was supposed to be Leonardo Capriot, a playdark digler. And then he got Titanic. And he's like, I'm going to go do the biggest movie ever. Yeah.

And then he recommended Mark Wahlberg, which be killing like, yeah, it's just crazy. Because you think like, when you think about all those roles that should have been and you're like, Leo is Dirk Diggler would have, I don't think the movie would have been as good. Yeah, there was something about like Mark Wahlberg's like, Feet his voice is voicemail. What are you calling? He goes hey, this is Mark. I was just calling for Salamun fry. I was just wondering if Just give me a call back. This is a real thing in the documentary by the way. She has all these boys males It's Mark. I'm just calling to say what's up and uh, yeah, so I'm just here walking around and tight underwear

If you want to give me a ring back. Hey, it's Mark. I just found out I have two extra apps Did you know that you have two extra ones? They're like below the six of them. I'm looking crazy I'm looking up on I'm looking up on on the second pdf and it says obliques Do you know anything about that? Give me a ring back. Hey, hey, it's Mark. Did you know that you could take an Asian guy's sight by just purchasing? Just on the hard way Optically Asians are very fragile. Hey, it's Mark. I gotta run Hey, Poke Booster, it's Mark Walberg. That a pretty sticky situation. Can your dog and that old man help me? It's Mark Walberg. I'm in a pretty sticky situation.

Can you dog and that old man help me? You're sitting in that dog's part. Hey punk, Mark again. You haven't answered any of my last calls and time sort of of of the essence here. So I need a call right now. Can you guys hide me? Yeah, you guys are going to pretty think this is pretty crazy, but this guy was talking all crazy.

He got all crazy, got him a face. And so I ended up punching him and I went blind. And so anyway, come on the run. I'll talk to you later. I blind and so anyway come on the run I'll talk to later. I forget who it was who had the joke about what's what what did she call the dad or the old man What she calls it was like mr. George Oh, oh Punky brusse of Punky brusse. Yeah, yeah, I don't remember you can find that out real quick

I just remember old school bonfire us going oh Yeah, I don't remember. You can find that out real quick. I just remember old school bonfire us going, Oh, punk. No, right. That's what I was saying. That was the guy, whoever the guy was played there, I forget his name, but it was a,

if I find it in the last five years, because he was also, I remember, I remember the name of Via. He's a captain, he's captain Lesard, but I don't sure what his character's name was on punky Brewster. Christine, you should have found this by now. This is an IMDb. I'm trying what his character's name was on punky Brewster Christine you should have found this by now This is an I am trying to find it. It's IMD big very easy punky Brewster

She goes I'm on Zillow and I found a three bedroom Yeah, and it is though, but I do not have punky Brewster I have honestly been checked out since the start of the show. Are you guys talking about Rocky? It's just so rocky stuff with Celiumune Fry and that. But yeah, that was the fucking joke. Me and Kurt used to like repeat it all the time, but I don't think it was Kurt's joke. I think it was somebody else's, but it was her coming home and be like,

she goes, George, I have, I don't know why you can't just Henry, Jesus Christ, that's all. You could just say Henry. Yeah, I should go out in George Gaines, that was the guy, but he goes, Henry, she goes, I have something to tell you. He goes, oh, punky, I'm pregnant. Oh, punky. She goes, it's by you He only answers in you know punks That that a documentary really you didn't get it a lot of the punky Brewster years you got right after it was like Kind of let you know that she was punky Brewster. She was on top of the world. like they were mellow man. They didn't live like fucking big Hollywood like they were kicking it at like Well, I picked your fucking DJ lose place looks like yeah, but David our cat you see David our cat kind of Explain how it gets out of control. I thought that part of the document was interesting where he was like

You start doing drugs then you start doing more, and then you're just in a bad place with people who are doing hard drugs. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about she came from like, I just liked it. Like, oh, they weren't like big, like Hollywood hills, like houses they were, that they were and they were all kind of kicking it at her house. And she had like a yard where you probably had to be quiet after 10 p.m. Yeah. And then what was what was the kids name? One of the guys that died he was a Jonathan Brandis Jonathan Brandis crazy to watch I mean a stranger field. Yeah, dude every so I should say every person that's 35 to 45 or if you had a sibling from that age

That's that age watch this documentary because it's all people were like oh fuck side kicks you're just like watching all this stuff we're like I'm this guy and all this stuff and that really really they really play up they play up Jonathan Brandis's fucking uh like sad shit too he's like I don't know just feel sad just playing his recordings just sad but it was a it was great documentary I heard talk talking about like she she's like, well, I miss this great boy tonight. Johnny Depp, he's going to be my future husband. Well, the one that's fucking wild in it. And these are all spoilers.

So if you're listening on demand cares, yeah, watch it anyway. Go watch it anyways, but she talks about Charlie Sheen. She's like has a birthday party and she's like, Johnny Depp's here. He's gorgeous. Charles Charlie Sheen's here. He's gorgeous. And they start hearing voice, but it's like has a birthday party and she's like Johnny Depp's here. He's gorgeous. Charles Charlie Sheen's here. He's gorgeous. They start hearing voicemail. It's like, Hey, what's up? It's Charlie Sheen. What's actually one of the funny things to me is maybe like a 14 year old Kevin Connolly at one point they're all like I think an amusement park and

she's filming with the camera and he goes in and it was pocket like flashes that he's got like some camel lights He's like it wasn't it wasn't commonly it was it was a fuck who was it? It was someone sibling I think it was it wasn't Steven door it was Fuck what was Kevin Conn I thought was Kevin Connally for oh man. I yeah, it might be I could be wrong I would check out my fuck pack camel lights. Say what tell you who fucking aged the best a fucking camelites. Say what? Tell you who fucking age the best? Steven Dorf. Yes. Handsome dude. Handsome handsome man. Jacob, what we gonna ask? No, no, I was gonna say Kevin Connelly, remember, a member of the

pussy posse. So they show the pussy posse. I didn't know so lay moon fry and her friends hung out were like the girl adjacent to the pussy posse. Cause it's she's like, I just like Kevin Connelly's on a cell phone in like 90 fucking three. And he's like, I just beeped you. Call me and he's like, I don't, I don't want to pay for the minutes. And they're all like, yeah, got him. Yeah, but it's, it's, it's very heartwarming. Jacob, you should watch it and enjoy it.

I'll watch it. I think you like it very much. These are all your the one thing that crushes and and uh and the heart throbby guys It's got something for everyone crazy that I didn't know slaymoon fry dated Danny boy from house of pain That was a big one. That was a big surprising one Yeah, by the way, yes, Liam and fry was in a wrapped up in a world. She never seemed to have like major addiction problems, but she was wrapped up in a world where everyone was like, fucking go in and drug-ass directions. Yeah, the child got the class, the kids. Yeah, yeah, she moved to New York and she got in with the kids

and lived in a shit-hole apartment and hung out with the cast of kids. It was so weird. Man, that one, I'm telling you, DJ Lou, if you were a little bit more around at the time, you'd definitely get a fuck to sleep on the fry in New York, dude. You would have at least gone for drinks in an over-the-pants touch. Yeah, yeah. I think sleep on the fry was probably open to over-the-pants stuff first date for sure. Just getting a grip on your life.

She says, you look like just like my buddy Eddie furlough. Yeah. Do you know Eddie? And this is back when you had been rad Lou when you had like gold chains and shit. You're in. That was my prime. Johnny Depp dated every woman I loved growing up. Johnny Depp?

Well he didn't get so late. Well sure. Sure I wouldn't fan an owner rider. You have no idea if he fucked a slay on one late. Well, you sure, you're a little fan of an owner rider. You have no idea if he fucked a slay on one fry. Yeah, absolutely correct. There was a couple of years there where I looked like she was fucking maybe dishing it out. I don't know.

Charlie she being like, I'm back. Hey, what's up? He couldn't have looked less interested in being around. She doesn't give a lot on him. Other than he took her virginity proper. Proper. Yeah, well, then one guy just plug it in. Me and Christine were speculating that was Corey Hayman. a lot on him other than he took her virginity proper proper yeah well didn't one guy just plug it in me and Christine were speculating that was Cory Hayman square by the way all the all the kudos and all the props in that movie they

gave to the dead and and memoriams to the dead and that time no fucking no hamster at all no why did I think it was because no hamster, no river Phoenix? Yeah, I thought they didn't bring up hamster because he might have been older, but am I wrong? Was he really a Corey Feldman's in the documentary? He had a briefly and he's just at a party and he's actually says, you know, is advice is nice. He's like, have fun. Just don't hurt anybody.

Get a gay friend. Hope he dies. Yeah, get a get a pin cushion and then blame everything on him. He turned into quite a mess. Get a better looking friend who get a better looking young boy. Get a better looking young boy who's super open the butt play. Yeah, it's called red hair. And then ride that pro laps to asshole coat tail all the way to high society. Sorry dog, but if it's a zombie apocalypse, I'm shooting you in the legs so they can munch on you. We were abused. And by that I mean, Cory Hayme was constantly fucked.

Oh, dude. I, um, I, I am surprised that Hayme was not brought up at all. I think River Phoenix was he Johnny Depp's age? I don't know a lot about AIDS. Yeah, probably more so yeah like he probably fits in more with like that group. You're right. He's a little bit of the older group He probably wasn't their thing but Corey Hayme Definitely was in her orbit Absolutely, of course, I'm a Corey Hayme for sure. Absolutely Absolutely. We're the core aim. For sure, absolutely. You've been listening to SiriusXM's Bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on SiriusXM!

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