The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - King of Cauk

Episode Date: December 27, 2023

Jacob and Bobby try to prove that they are real men and Jay is a "city sissy."

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash bonfire for a special offer. And now the bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Yeah. I picked the blues today. Yeah.

It's a real shit day. I mean, over in Photofi Eaglesville, in Black Louville, things are looking pretty good right now. I don't know how, like, learns how to play football for the first time in eight years in the middle of the season But they changed 100% of his mechanics and deck press cut is now playing phenomenally What happened Eagles are exposed?

They are not winners Sick of J1 Hertz's emotionless face be emotional dude Flip out on the sideline, you weirdo. They're getting smacked. They look terribly scored six points. Two field goals Eagles yesterday. It's a lot. Defense scored once. Not a lot, Bobby. Oh, sorry. Bobby Max is going to end up in ballet if you don't get him involved in sports. He's taking drums, jiu-jitsu. He's going to play drums now. And saxophone. Let me tell you where I knew the night was gonna go bad first of all

Christine if you could bring up the Sunday night football intro from last night and maybe it's every week She does it. What's her name? Carry on underwood song and then they have her rip a drum solo and it looks so stupid I'm sorry a girl on a dress playing drums looks so fucking dumb. I love it. Now, look stupid. I love girl drummers. I think it's fucking hot.

Not in a dress. Let me see. I agree with you. I've seen, there's the dead, deads, all girl band. Watching a drummer play was hot. Agreed. Did nothing hotter than a girl drummer just slamming away? Well, it depends on the player.

I mean, Kid Rock's girl drummer is not hot. She's awesome. Lenny Kravitz's girl drummer, big afro, smoking hot. Sure. I mean, even if they're not hot, it's hot. It's just, I know, but Carrie Underwood, she was at a recital and they go,

show us something else you can do. She was, I played drums a little bit. It can't, it looks so silly. It's like Justin Bieber playing the drums. Yeah, that's good but it's not good. Yeah, yeah, can I see it? You could jump to the middle of a little bit give us some volume on this bitch She's weird hot by the way well sure if she had her face reconstructed why what's gonna attack my dog? Yeah, did she really or a car accident or something, but she's standing there for a while because she's like, I'm hideous. Nothing's different that much.

It's got a nice body. Oh, wait, you see, you start drumming it makes me want a punch. Really. I also don't like the country music music up up shut up, Lou. You're so happy. I Like it. I think it's a great song. I think it's a great song. I mean I think 95% of football fans a country music fans. Yeah I'm a big That looks so dumb hot. It's not hot. That was hot. I mean, dude, look at it rocking out. Jacob, you like it? She's really not all the drumsticks. She's holding like batons. I don't know what she's holding. So that's throwing me off.

It was ridiculous. Does she play drums? Look it up if she plays drums and show us actually her playing drums. I bet she sucks at it. She is right there. She's rocking. That's not bad, dude. That's very basic. Yeah, but I mean, it's good. Nope. I can have Christine doing that in two days. You could not do that.

100% no. Yep. There's no way. Mm-hmm. She's not doing very good at the drums. Jacob, hang on, hang on. Stop being mesmerized by her tits and admit it Let me see her fills wait till she gets to a fill

I like her pink sparkly drum kit if she can come back from a fill which is good her hands like her arm motions are Ball stiff and weird She's in the groove. She's got the beat going Jacob does she not do a basic thing and then throw the sticks like it was a big deal Jacob does she not do a basic thing and then throw the sticks like it was a big deal. Yeah, that's not the most complicated drumming, but not the most complicated. Or would you say not even semi complicated at all? It's no, it's someone said one two three four one two three four back to the beat. Dant, dant, dant, dant, dant, dant, one two three four one two three four.

Right. She's doing nothing. Yeah, you know what? She's holding the drum sticks like a gorilla. Yeah. So you can see that she doesn't add a really. She's playing with player though. I mean, she's having fun.

Fuck her. It's not a complicated film. I'm saying I'm a tiny piece. I'm a turk. I mean, it's not bad. I'm a turk. I'm a turk. I'm a turk.

I'm a turk. I'm a turk. I'm a turk. I'm a turk. I'm a turk. I'm a turk. I'm a turk. I'm a turk. I It's hot look at she's in it. It's pretty bad ass. I mean, I look more bad ass this time I was That's pretty bad ass. It's not bad ass, but it was hotter. It was definitely You know what it's the outfit. It's the outfit. She's wearing she's in shorts. No, she's in shorts She's in shorts in a shirt here. So it looks cooler. You're right when she plays on fucking Sunday

My football she looks like a buffoon. Yeah, but that's not in sync. It was kind of fucked up. It's just it's just too fancy. I'm telling you she ain't doing much on those drums. Yeah, she's coming up boom Yeah, I mean she learned that one little beat with a couple fills yeah I think she like throws the drums to start seeing you know, it's still she has to it's still right She throws him back. Yeah, she leans into the microphone and sings that last verse Good good good good him back. Yeah, she leaned into the microphone and sings that last verse Can I hear that again? Yeah, I like it boom scatter don't bat that Yeah, everybody yeah, here we go Here we go It's pretty hot she jumps on a kit in the middle of a routine. I hope her band hates her

You the drummer hates you know that oh He popped I know the drummer had a teacher that oh my god He's gonna show him early every fucking rehearsal. She said that she can do us the car right now I wanted to keep try it. Am I doing it right? Yeah teach me what to teach me what you do really quick, because it's probably not that important. Do you think she hates Taylor Swift? Carry Underwood? Why does she hate Taylor Swift? Because she plays the drum still?

Just because she's not her. I think so. No, I think, listen, when you get into the margins of money these people are making, it doesn't matter if somebody else make, you're not gonna be envious of a guy with $60 million if you have 30. You're just not. No. You're right. 30 million dollars is fine. 30 million

dollars a lot. I think about that all the time when you go there's NBA players that make $35 million a year. I promise you they'll still hang with the guys who are like on $3 million contract. You know, I mean like everyone's taking the same vacation. Yeah, but Taylor's supposed to make a billion dollars this year. Yeah, but that's what he underwoods got. Look at her stupid hair. Mm-hmm. Um, I love that. You don't like that.

Oh, wait, hang on. She's saying it. 1985. Go back. She's singing alone by heart. So let's see if she hits that note. Go on, get that big forehead bitch. You know the part to get to Christine.

Turn it up, Lou. That's what she was young. Uh, I like that 1985 hair. She had a hang-up side down with hairspray to make that. Alright, let's see if she does it. Oh, you might run past it. What are you looking for? You know, the screen run past it. What are you looking for?

You know, the screen is growing alone. Yeah, I can find it. It's an important one. It's an important note. If you can't hit the big note in the loan, yeah, she's got that country. She's good looking, but she's got that backwoods. Oh, she's definitely... You know, cousin. Yeah, no, this is someone who shows up and is like,

I'm Nate Bargazze, he's cousin. Yeah. That one of my shows. Mm-hmm. Yeah, she's definitely not the same person. She's got a good body though. God damn. What, Karen, what, she's got a really young,

she was young here. That's before the dog bit her face off If that's what happened allegedly allegedly a dog bit her face off. Yeah, maybe I've been also in a car accident We're a terrible helicopter accident But dude, I think girl drummers are fucking smoking That's why I wanted to open my special it's just a girl band Really? Yeah, but I had my cultist Pipple Toddle. It was just fat guys from Tampa Jay I want to show you Remember the girl drummer played tool. Yeah, look at fantastic. Sure brook. Yeah, she's great

She's fantastic. You're saying this girl's thing. She's a girl wearing like jeans and t-shirts though when she's playing It doesn't look crazy like that. I'm saying to go super girl, like sitting down in a pantsuit and playing drums is fucking bizarre looking. It's kinda hot. It's not hot. I like a pantsuit. It's not. I'm a pantsuit, man.

They're wearing nude pantyhose underneath. I don't like that. I don't like pantyhose. Something about the smell of pantyhose, I don't like. It sucks. If a girl wears pantyhose she's hiding something. Something, there's some type of mall or... Control tops.

Yeah, some type of, some type of swamp that she can't control. Everybody can smell my dirty pussy. Exactly. Exactly, a little. That means sweaty cunt by the way. Jacob, I don't know if you know what you meant by swan Sweaty cunt is who's this? This is Brooks. See she's to every child bright Jacob wants to take on Christine you gotta figure out

His grandparents Christine you gotta figure out where to go and these in these videos you just go to the most boring long parts What how old is this girl? Underage How long have you been watching? Seven years. He stopped jerking off to her five years ago. The first time you're you're now being told about her and the first thing you hear from Christine's mouth is that I want to be a molester. That's true. Not that she's all. That's true. I just appreciate it. Christine is fake news.

Jacob, while you try to talk your boner down, probably watch. She does do this pretty crazy. This is a hard part. This is a very hard part, particularly. Oh, God. I mean, at this part, right here. Oh, that one. That one.

That one. Right here. Jacob, please. Oh. Jacob, please. Jacob, control yourself. Is that off timing? Yeah. Wow.

Oh, look at that. That's high. Wow. It's such a nerd all that. Look how excited Jacob is. Yeah, he's excited to watch us. She's blocked him on her page. No.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. He's next to Christine. He showed up next to, he showed up in her house one day. He said he knew her. Huh. He's trying to get her concert, but she doesn't have any. How did you find her that's weird?

How did you find her that? Well, first of all, to YouTube, and I typed in... Young Girl Drummer? Young Hot Girl Drummer? Young Hot Girl Drummer. Oh, speaking of Crazy Stalker Shit, I have my first... I have my first loony bin person out there for me You do yeah, you have a stalker stalker is not the right word. I've never noticed anything weird

But I was told to keep an eye outside the studio or something Because there was none You know the blocked phone calls that have called a You know the blocked phone calls that have called a Manager yeah my management company, okay, and the guy was like He's taking legal action or something and he's suing me or some kind of crazy shit because I've been talking shit about him on broadcast and We served me and him served in the army together. So once you heard the army thing. You're like, ah, it's a crazy person unless

He means the Cory army or the kiss army. Maybe the kiss army also. We may have served in the kiss army together Yeah, you might have stood to the kiss army. I'm shit talking them. Yeah, whoa Wapop now! I have to achieve! What does he say? He's mad at you because you talk to shit about him? I'm talking to shit about him and it's fucked up because of our time together in the military. In the Kiss Army. In the Kiss Army. Yeah. Yeah. Where the Corey Army? Where does he say you served? Hey, I don't think he got that far but uh yeah I know I love to find out where we served. Madison Square Garden. We serve the Madison Square Garden No, what I meant was we went to a credence clear water concert together But if someone comes up to what are they gonna do is he mad is he gonna fight you they said he's mad

Yeah, so he's gonna fight you or is it was a threat of suing me taking legal action? Yeah, no, well, I mean the whole thing's fictitious. So it's like, yeah, I don't mind that at all. But also, if someone go, if they call and say they're threatening to sue, it doesn't feel like violence is next. That's just embarrassing that if you do have to go to court, then you get in front of the judge, and he reads, so you, let me see, you served in the military to get, and he looks

up at you, and he goes, yeah, a case dismissed. Yeah, this guy, where me see. You served in the military to get, and he looks up at you and he goes, yeah, case dismissed. Yeah, this guy, what, I go. No, no, no, this is, I got like this after the war. Ah, ha, ha, ha. We came back, they called us baby killers. Now I can't even get a job parking fucking cars. What if I just verbatim give this speech in court?

That Rambo gave in the gas station at the end? And he said, he said we were gonna go cruising. He said, Johnny, we're gonna go cruising when the gas station at the end. And he said we were going to go cruising. He said, Johnny, we're going to cruise when we get back to the States. Now he can't legs. I can't. And he just said to me, with a cruise. God damn dude.

Oh, shit. Those are the kind of memories you got to keep alive. You know what I'm saying, everybody? Those are the ones you got to keep alive. And you can do that this season with our frames everybody. I really did forget your birthday present. I got you a present.

Yeah. What is it? The Shea Life? Huh? The Shea Life, no. Wow, that. How did you miss that? You missed, he just threw a real piece of.

A few of the sports is in the shitter, man. It really stinks. Wow that you miss that you miss he just through Sportses in the shitter man really stinks No loot don't pick it up Show him where I lit where I miss. Yeah, that's right. I was better shame me. It was a dunk. I know I was this close Because you don't care no, I did care. Did you care? I really wanted to get in there Show him how show them the recovery though. Oh hello Damn dude, I was in Houston, Texas all weekend so weird the road is such an interesting thing It's a completely different lifestyle for three days of your week always I've been home for two weekends. Yeah, and it's a completely different lifestyle

No, I know it's almost when you're home, you kind of don't know what to do. It feels wrong. Even though you do stuff and go see a movie, or go out to dinner, whatever it is, you're just like, I don't know, I think I'm supposed to be making money, or just work, or the,

and by the way, two weekends you're home now. You're going out down your beach. Yeah. Your first show, you're still gonna feel that, am I crazy? You're still gonna get that getting your legs under you, remembering you shit. Yeah, I haven show you're still gonna feel that am I crazy? You're still gonna get that getting your legs under you remembering you shit Yeah, I haven't done comedy and check for one time Tuesday night for two weeks. It's gonna be weird to

Yeah, it's like Friday night last week was great. I was a good. I needed it because you know that crew sucked And I needed like a day And Saturday was good, but then by Sunday I was like ooh And then I did it this weekend. And by Friday, I was like, what the fuck, what am I doing? I felt like everybody was doing something fun. And I love hanging out with Max and shit like that.

But it was like, I'm just home. I actually did yard work. I had to like, tarp thing. I had to do like, I know, dude. You were tarping this weekend. Yeah. When you get a house, Jay, you're gonna have to hire somebody to do your job or do it. No, you're not. You can't do it. Why? No way. If you get a house with a backyard, and you get like furniture and a fire pit and all this shit and grill. Of course.

And then they say a storm is coming in. And the winter is coming. You're gonna have to, what are you gonna do with all your shit? You cover the pool, right? Are you getting a pool? It's gonna be a pool. Yeah, you're gonna have to cover the pool. You're gonna have to treat the pool for the winter. Yeah. Yeah. This is all imaginary. But yeah, I mean, you're gonna get out of this house. You get a house with a pool. I hope. Okay. But you're gonna have to do yard work, dude. What are you gonna do?

Is don't you hire people to do it? Well, you can hire people, but you can't hire. I'll go rake. Well, you hire people to do that shit. You know, I'm not a fucking animal. I'm not gonna say that. What is you doing? Are you planning to pair trees or something?

What are you doing? Well, you gotta do stuff around the yard. Like, I had stuff around the yard. Like I had to like fix the fence. I had to get all the furniture and stuff under the one area and tarp it down for the winter so it doesn't get ruined. Sure.

I had to pick up the garden and fix that and then tarp that. I had to tarp the AC unit so shit didn't get in it. Tarp the garden. I tarp the garden. I have a raised garden bed that I built. Okay. So I had to tarp that so because every year you leave it out, it gets the woods, the wood starts to rot and things start to die, you know.

Christine, I'd like to believe would do the gardening, but she'll never touch it. She's an indoor potter plant person and they're dead within minutes. No, I used to, my dad used to pay me my friend Emily, do yard work like all through high school. Pay her. Go do yard work. There you go. Pay your money. They were two junkies that they were doing in shitties job ever. Yeah, these are new yard work when you're both yacked out. Get her back on the juice so she can get that yard work done. I know. Christine, maybe a little taste of the good stuff.

Get you a little bit of the cacania. And then we'll get you out there mowing. So just people do all your shit. Also wouldn't mind a riding mower myself. Oh, you can't, you're gonna have to get a, you can't just get a regular. You need a big lawn to do that. A riding mower.

You're gonna have to learn how to, a gas engine, unless you get an electric one. That's getting electric, maybe I don't know. Do you have gardeners come like is that like every week's thing? I have I have somebody come once a week in the summer to cut the lawn Mm-hmm, and then they do the bushes once a year like trim them because I got like fancy 1950s weird bushes and Then I have them do the leaves and then they stop coming. I'm gonna have the winter they don't come. I'm gonna get giant

bushes and have them I'm gonna have a a a fern artist come out and carve like me and Christine into them like Beetlejuice., just gigantic statues of us. Yeah, maybe our hand is out. What is that? Edward Scissorhand? Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna have to make me and Christine bushes outside and they have to be heavily maintained.

I got to clean the gutters. I have to climb on the roof and clean the gutters. No, you don't. What do you mean you don't? Probably there's a commercial now for a company that puts these things in that your gutters never get dirty. Yeah, but I don't. Shit slides right off. I don't't have that you got to pay that's like two thousand dollars. No Yes, do it yourself dude super simple. I bought I bought a pair of them and I couldn't get them in so I just quit

There's one just still sitting there on the floor trying to put the thing that yeah, it's a pain the catch is yeah the gutters Yeah, I would love to see you do man work. Yeah. Yeah, you could put gloves that have fingers on them The backyard and get some shit done. I don't like Jacob's got a challenging tone Do you would love I guarantee if you get a house with a backyard and I'm telling you in Christine in the summer Plants of tomatoes go out there and hey Jake Can you get a couple tomatoes in the cucumber for a salad and have you? Sounds all great and then you go in the backyard she makes a little salad with your vegetables. She's not going to do it Why is she not gonna do it? You don't know I don't know why

Jay I don't understand why she does nothing domesticated at all she makes smoothies She is a lousy life partner I take care of the entire household black. Blue you have a house, right? Yes, do you guys do stuff in the backyard, right? Absolutely. You have a garden or something? Yes. Yes Let's just do it. You just wind up doing it, right? no. I pay someone to do it. I'm not doing that shit That was the whiteest thing you've ever said What's with tarping that would you say tarp the Union out

I have like an AC I bought I had central there put it yeah, so I cover it Yeah, I usually cover it in the fall so leaves and shit don't get in it Never knew that I cuz I don't use the AC so I shut it down I cover it so shit doesn't get in it animals fucking you know, you know all that crap doesn't get in it So I just type it I have a little tarp and then I put the Jones Bungie cords down me a tarp life What do you challenge in Jacob? I mean Look I think you're a cool guy. Sure. Oh wow. Respectfully. You have to do hands. Respectfully. I don't know how to

put this. I also you're a bit of a city sissy. When it comes to doing like fixer uppercut. Fixer uppercut. I don't pick for you doing fixer up her stuff. Jays, city, city, jays, us. Fixer up her stuff. I don't pick her you doing fixer up her stuff. I want that movie. No, I wouldn't put up a wall. I want Jays, I want. I want Jays, I want. Evan, if you're listening, city, city, big jay,

okay, since you'd be at my house tomorrow. I want it. City, city is the next hoodie. Respectfully. Yeah, respectfully, J, you're a city sissy. And you, when you get a house, when you finally do get them, because you've got to have to get a house, you can't live in the city for the rest of your life. You just can't agree. You need a house. Yes, you're going to have a backyard. Right. You're going to have stuff. All right, two years ago, year and a half ago, we're in the living room, biggest range dorm in a

long time. Right. Watching TV, just staying room. Biggest rain storm in a long time. Watching TV, just staying out of the rain. All of a sudden, water starts leaking through the lights in the ceiling. Okay. What do you do? You have to fucking call somebody for the, what? I went out, I got a tarp, I went on the roof,

and I tarped the roof down. Oh, you patched a big hole on the roof. I tarp, I just put, I have tarps that I have in my, I have two work sheds and I went in one of the work sheds and put this 30 by 20 tarps. Pretty sure I could tarp a hole in a roof. Then there you go. And then you called someone.

I had to, I had to get somebody to redo that. No, Bobby, what are you talking about? Jacob, you call Jacob? He's gonna come over with shingles and climb up the thing. Jacob's a roofer now. The amount of work I do. I go down to my parents house and fix their house. You tar their roof for the whole the whole week or two. You slapping those tar mobs up on the roof there? Jay the next project we're doing Bobby you'll understand this. Yes I will. As you have a home. Yes I have a home and I'm a man. Yeah, right. We're putting, we're

quieting the garage doors. Okay. Okay. We're switching the rollers from steel rollers to nylon rollers. Yes. And shrink wrapping, other stuff on the door so that it's it sounds it quits it by like 30 decibels. Yeah I did that I put the the acoustic installation in my shed when I when I put the walls up I insulated this is the shed and then I had to build the ceiling and then I put the ceiling fan in that was that was cool too because I wanted to be nice and quiet in the shed so yeah nice. Bobby did not put in the ceiling fan. I put in the ceiling fan.

Okay. Why? You wired it up and everything? I wired the ceiling fan up. I did. So totally you did. Dude, as soon as my neighbor Larry was in electrician came over and said,

there he is. There he is. There he is a lot. I'm not saying this. I'm saying every comic does need a man friend. Like I have a man friend. Absolutely. That will help me when I put the fence in.

I needed a man friend. My friend Joe, Joe Jordano. Big fan of the show. I'm playing with the level of knowledge of what it is you have to do. You'd rather have a me than a Jacob worker working with you. To back to the person, say that's not true. If you gotta do a lot of climbing and stuff,

you're gonna want a Jacob or something. But if it comes to like, you're building shit, you gotta move stuff around, you gotta put a little fuckin' umph into it, you're gonna want my size for that. I would want your size if I had a picture. We'll be harrowing shit. But you're gonna wheelbarrow stuff over very slowly.

No, you go fast. Or I'm gonna fast walk her. Yeah, you are. So you think Jay would be a fast worker. Like if I was gonna do a project at my house, I would want you there, not Jacob. The amount of wheelbarrow in thing I did, the last time I was at my parents house

to fix up the landscape in the back. And then to hear him say that you want me for the wheelbarrowing, he's never touched a wheelbarrow. It's insane, you say that. Not only did I touch a wheelbarrow. When was the last time you touched a wheelbarrow? When I was 20, I was working for a, I was working for a guy who did concrete work. So I had the wheelbarrow concrete up and down hills. How long did you work there? So you're wrong Jacob. How long? I work with them for I think two summers. I did that with them.

You did two summers of of concrete. So he got the joe. It was a guy in the neighborhood. Got the when they built this new development. You were you got a slab of concrete in the back. And that was your back patio. And then but you were allowed to build out on that if you want to, but it was on your dime. So this guy, like my mom's whole development, we probably did like 14, 15 fucking houses of like a challenge to wheelbarrow in contest.

Okay. I have worked on, I need to be done in my backyard. I have to redo my rock garden that I made from scratch to Enhance to fix the water Yeah In the back. I used to be a puddle so I made a rock garden I have to redo it this summer's why challenge both what are we rebuilding rock garden? I need to drop on a real bearing rocks the rocks have to be raked up Scraped up and then I'm I'm gonna be getting well check if show me so a specifically wheelbarrowing contest Well, I'm gonna get on a design no contest so that it's notped up and then I'm gonna be getting Well Jacob Chameen Sue us specifically wheelbarrowing contest Well, I'm gonna design no contest so that it's not like one and done It has to be a series of progressively more difficult wheelbarrowing. Okay. Yeah, I

Was to see what's the difference change in difficulty. I'm saying I would make less trips with more stuff in the wheelbarrow I'm gonna have to have a river rocks dumped in my driveway and wheelboud over the new river rocks over to the rock On an area. Okay, so I'm gonna need that do you want Jacob to make 35 trips or me to make six? In the battle of the networks NBC thought they were gonna beat CBS. Yeah, and they didn't realize that Lufa Rigno was the anchor man Yeah, and they didn't realize that Lou Ferigno was the anchor man For CBS as a kid. I'm watching this laughing because I already know what's gonna happen in BC I'm Lou Ferigno. I'm gonna pull the entire CBS

Group into the mud. I'm sorry. You're a Lou Ferigno. I'm a Lou Ferigno. You don't know my bad and get bigger You don't know my strength. I don't know your strengths. What's your bench, dude? It's not about that. Well, that would be a measure of strength. Well, I, I don't, you only understand the amount of wheelbarrow you can do. That's how you measure your strength. I just don't, Jake, what do you bench?

Four wheelbarrows full of river rocks. I don't bench because of my neck anymore. I'm not allowed, but I could bench. Oh, up. Okay. But I use I could bench up okay, I use it I do other stuff Just I think I think you'd quit on me before he Jacob will quit that's the sure I think the point where you'd be like this. Y'all got to take this real quick as my manager I'm right back. That's why I'm talking about you man. I gotta go I'm saying Jacob

We're gonna be a harder worker Stamina's the game is the game. I'm saying if you need Someone like to lug shit and do stuff. I'm the guy you'd be smoking every five minutes You could smoke while you do construction work and there'd be a There'd be loud music playing. I've never seen a construction worker that I've worked with extensively all the work I've ever did was manual labor besides some like Like like what you call jobs the the, well driving the strippers. But I mean now like, we got telemarketing type shit. But I would always get like a manual labor shit.

Really? Yeah, one of my jobs I totally hammering railroad spikes into concrete. Fuck it, what? Wild. Were you in prison? No, I was working for a engineering company and they needed to set these things up in the road to count cars. So you have to put, yeah, you have to put, yeah, you have to

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On the highway. Right off the highway. That's disgusting. Totally disgusting. I'm an old lady. Oh God. Well, I take back the wheelbarrow comment because it was your past, but I will say that Jay doesn't exist anymore. that Jay doesn't exist anymore.

That Jay doesn't exist anymore. No, you're right. I don't do any wheelbarrow anymore. I have no reason to. I live in a city apartment. No, I've had no way to do construction work. But again, a lot of times it's just a person who will do it. I've had a guy friend before that was like, you know, Isabella and she would younger one of like, shelving up in her room. And I was like, all right, but it was a certain kind. It was the one where you don't see it at all. You know what I mean?

It just looks like it comes off the wall. Yeah. And I know enough to go, I'm like, that requires something to think, I'll fuck up. Like I won't get in the stud right or something, I'll blow it. So I, but my friend was like, oh no, I'll totally do it. won't get in the stud right or some I'll blow it so I but my friend was like oh no I'll totally do it and it just forever sits like completely leaning forward and it's not very you know

I mean some of the people will just be like I can do it, but it's more that they just will do it Not that they can do it like kill it at a job. I don't want to do a job that I'll do shitty do you know I mean like? I've caulked like the bathroom is shit before but it's like if someone's like change a tile or something I'd be like I want to have somebody do it's gonna make it look like yeah, yeah, I'm the king of cock Yeah, we heard that I heard that That's been going around the the news feeds about you Well, I I go to King of talks. It's a top

Yeah, you'll take cock anywhere. Tubs toilets. You name it. I heard you're a shower cock, too. White cock. You're only in the white cock. You don't like gray cock? I was going to say it is called colored cock.

You like cock. You like cocked cocked cocked. Black loop. You know, because you want to match the tile. I said I like it. I don't like it. You want to match the tile. Of course you do. Um, so I actually like don't don't keep to me. It's you'll go. Uh, I want a bookshelf. So I just built a bookshelf for Max's room. But it's shitty. No, it's awesome. That's 100% awesome. It's unbelievable. We went down to looking bookshelves.

They're like a thousand dollars for a fucking bookshelf. It's a rectangle. It is insane. I'll show you a bookshelf. You made a rectangle. I made a group, an insane bookshelf for Max's bedroom. That's just a rectangle. No, it's a bookshelf, dude.

Well, bookshelves are rectangles. I made so I was able to have some molding on a little design. I had a little bit of molding on the front and the top and down the bottom. You bought but you bought pre-made molding. No I didn't make molding who makes molding. Jacob makes a sound he would whittle his own molding. Well you can router the edges yes. I'm not I didn't I bought molding but I put like a wallpaper on the back of it for you know a design I made Max a science table from scratch That I mean I can make shit

Bobby keeps just naming things though. It seemed like they're not difficult to make I feel like I can make all these things Just a science table you can if you were like you built a very safe Treehouse for Max I go I built him a pirate ship in the backyard. You remember the pirate ship in the backyard? Oh, look, but we made it to the table. No, I made, I'm more like the, no, like that, like the other one. No, the other one, right?

No, the other one. But the wheels. The one that doesn't look like the all the ones you've been clicking on, that one, I made something like that, exactly like that. Really made him a sink. No, it's a silence table, Jay. Yeah, with his has made something like that exactly like that really made him a sink no it's a science table j yeah with his as a sink like that

go to max kelly's science thing on youtube he has a you to have his own youtube channel can I ask Bob how did you learn all this stuff youtube youtube is a best i just go to youtube and i go how to make a table and then i you know as i know all the stuff my dad didn't teach me and I assumed Jaden get taught a lot of this I taught I taught the kid I the kid built all the stuff with me except for the science table because that was a Christmas But I step up manhood wasn't in like cars or bill it was all Weightlifting shit like that. Yeah, there it is. I built that I built that from scratch. I didn't see it

Oh, there's a little max go back. Oh, he's got a teeth right there. Okay, a whole table What what the fuck are you saying? That's impressive. Are you crazy? Look at that Jay? Yeah, get a boring. It's a lot of exposed wood. It's no exposed wood you You're a rough little rough looking it's mad max science lab. It's insane. It's painted and look at to the left a little table the table the table finished the table flips up and it says max Nice, I mean that's crazy You're talking about I built that from scratch it lights up see the top all around there has a light that goes on at night Oh, yeah, yeah, and inside the other sets on wheels It's increased. That's incredibly crazy. That's insane. I built that out of my head

Solo solo where in my backyard I Bought the wood that thing how much that thing cost me $10,000 Costs so funny people think that you build something by yourself instead of buying it. It's gonna cost less It's so expensive Cost fucking so that stupid bookshelf was like 800 or thousand bucks by the time I was done Fucking it up and having to buy more wood it was like $900 By eight rolls of wallpaper

Yeah, when you get your house I'm so me compelled to wallpaper. Here's the thing, when you get your house, I'm going to be compelled to do this stuff because you just can't rely on somebody every time. No, you might not be wrong. I'm saying there's things I would do, but I think it's going to be like, it would be come more decorative though than anything else. Look at this people, I understand people like you.

I know people like you. They get a little money, they get a house, and they get people to do stuff, and there's nothing wrong with that. Sure. Oh, you don't know. I'd like to keep it like that. Yeah. If it's not at all possible. Yeah. There's a lot of people I know that don't do things in their backyard. They just have people do them. But I, you know, I'm not like a doof, like if I go front of a cabinet or something is messed up and like figure out a hinge you know screw you know I mean like I'm not like a I don't look at it and go oh no call somebody in

right like a but it's also nice I've also lived in apartments so much over the last like you know 20 years that there is also something to like exactly when that thing's happened you go oh I have to call an Asian guy to come up here and fix that. Right. He's the two owns this place. You know what I mean? Like, I don't have to like, why should I change

the ball thing on the fucking toilet? I, when I lived, because I lived in dormant buildings for 10, 12, 13 years. I lived in like, you know, super building, wherever, and I hated it. I hated having a call some dude to fix something and do something, it sucked. Because then the guy came in and he was like the man,

and I was sitting next to my wife, and she's just having some dude do the work. I play video games while they do it. I play video games while Christine. That's because you're a city sissy. City sissy shit. No, but the things we're talking about, it's like it's building problems there have to come so it's not making me feel like less of a

man they have to pump out that thing there's like a water thing that happens in the laundry closet it's like a backup that they have there's nothing I could possibly do about that yeah but you can't you you don't feel we're just playing like a kids game or there's a man in a uniform doing work in front of your check no you know and I go over there and I over tip him real big and he, oh, he thanks me so much. Oh, really? He thanks me so much and then I feel a completely good man.

It's fine. What do you tip him? Uh, I mean, no matter what when they come to getting 20 smacks, for sure. Did you watch that? They do some work. They have to change out like the air conditioning unit or something just had to happen.

I'm like, throw me even a hundred bucks. You know what I mean? Get launched, guys. Get launched. Oh, there's more than one guy up in your house. Sometimes being man in front of you, chick. Yeah, I don't look at it that though. I don't think those are being workers.

You have to take your meta headset off while you're boxing in the air. Yeah, hey guys, I'll be over here meta quest boxing. Don't get close because I can't see what's happening in the room. You city, city. Did you all watch that latest, it's brilliant, the latest South Park movie? The movie, yeah, yeah. Was all that all the, is it new one? Yeah, it's fantastic. Yeah, so enter the pandaverse. Yeah, join the panda, yeah. All the guys are complete, men have become completely useless because they have to call a handyman

Everything all the handyman are now billionaires Yeah, they're like super-rich time. They don't have enough time and then all the lawyers and doctors are now hanging outside of Home Depot looking for work. It's so funny. It's so great It's so good. Yeah, and they have they have like a multiverse where all the guy like like Cartman, they're all like multi-racial women like Cartman's a black woman. It's so great. And the first day of this is they're all being replaced by like a diverse, more diverse characters. It was really done well. But we were saying was so funny about the, yeah, they were taking like they were making

the, the handyman became like, you know, they were like big time like sports celebrities or something. It was fucking damn it was done so well. And then they in the through line was Randy Marsh, Stan's dad, which is one of the best characters in cartoon history. Uh, the one was he was his arguing that the kids today don't even know how to like call a handyman what they do. So it's the whole thing, it's like something's broken on the oven and the whole through line is he's just trying to get a hold of the handyman to do it.

Yeah. And everyone's like, Randy, are you gonna fix that thing? He's like, I'm working on it. It's so funny, because like plumbers, electricians, they make a lot, they make doctor money now. I mean, they're making sick cash. and all these fucking morons are going to college For no job to get out to try to be famous on Instagram graphic design and this yeah

I'm telling you I'm all dependent on the Up in the hamper up in the hamper I I make like I am not a there. Like, the guy at Barry who I bought the land from, who is kind of my guy now that fixes all the shit. And your land dealer? Dude, he, yeah, he's like, even his hands are like, just, he could just open things and, you know what I mean? Like, I just feel weird. I'm gonna tap the jar with a knife.

Yeah, if you try to jump up there, Bobby, that might be a bit of a rookie mistake, yeah. It's probably a rookie mistake. It's time for a rookie mistake brought to you by Snickers. Rookie mistake. Maybe you just need a Snickers. Snickers, the official chocolate bar of the NFL, checkoutsnickers.com. Slash NFL to learn more. Don't bring the Nihamsher Redneck guy who is a man in front of your wife

Damn, he's reminding me black Lou the cowboys are gonna steal the NFC's Well you guys have a hard schedule coming up. Yeah, you guys have a fluff schedule, but play the Giants twice and The Cardinals it's the last three games. No, I know, but it's just Fuck I hope the cowboys go all the way. I hope they do. And I hope that I hope the Eagles die. Yeah. Okay. That's what I hope. And I love you, Sissy, Sissy, Sissy, but I hope they die. I hope that wings fall off and their feathers just fucking fall to the ground in front of you. They don't have actual feathers. Whatever. I Do I hate him? Why? You know why?

You don't even watch sports shut up. I do watch sports when there's something to watch the Patriots suck an egg right now And I don't want to watch him because it's it's just embarrassing. How good are the Celtics? It's thanks. I'm not I'm not the watch now. I'm not a basketball fan. Why? Because I didn't know. No, not enough white people. Because I never, yeah. I'm your heard of your fight.

I like them when they had, when they had McCale and Bird. Oh, the ugliest team ever. I like the white Zaggle Celtics. Oh, and they have the live eagle fly from the top of the raft or down to the... You know what I hope? I hope a bigger eagle comes down and grabs it by its wings That's what I hope rips in half. Yeah, I hope that happens. I

Hope a drone mistakenly just hits its wings and chops one of them off and if tumbles to the ground Everyone keeps everyone keeps going that I hate this as it's a sore eagle fly Fly challenger, please take out the quarterbacks eye Challenger go challenger God what show some respect for challenger Oh, man. I hope it flies right into a plane's engine. I mean, the plane crashes on the outside of the field. I hate it. That is what's happening, proverbially.

Ah, look at that stupid bird. The Eagles are proverbially flying into the engine of an airplane. I can't wait for that bird to just go away. Probably, let me just enjoy the last few weeks of it because it's the playoffs they're going to get smashed. I hope they get here exposed. They're probably going to lose a couple of these fluff games. How long has an ego life?

Well, Challengers 25. I hope it's 26 years. Why do you want to see the other Challengers so bad? He did nothing to you. I hate your stupid tradition. I hate stupid Philly. 20 to 30 years, so. Oh, it's close. I hope it gets cancer in its wing. Oh, it probably can't fly anymore. They're gonna bring it out and show it.

Yeah, they have to just show it and has one wing. It's a sore challenger. It has a prosthetic wing, but it can't lift up because it's too heavy. Jury and June. It has a prosthetic wing, but it can't lift up because it's too heavy. I found yours 34. Oh no! It's coming, Bubba. I hope he drops right on the last game. Damn it.

What's it like one of five Eagles left? Is there a problem? There are no Eagles. I hope you have to go to a chicken. But the throat chicken off the roof was on flight birds. It makes me so happy that the eagles are just out of it. They're out of it. They're out.

It's out. No, you're done. What are your things crazy? No, you're done. They're 10 and 3. You're done. It's not there. This year is not going to happen.

It's wild. This year is not going to happen. This year's super bowl is not going to happen. No, you're not going to get the super bowl. I agree. I agree. No, you're done. They're 10 and three. You're done. It's not there. This year is not going to happen. This year's not going to have this year's Super Bowl is not going to have. No, you're not going to agree. I agree. No. You know, you know, you will are going to make the Super Bowl. I hope you don't. I don't. I don't. That's disingenuous. What are you doing to you right now? Blackwood? Is he? No, you just black. Lou, I hope you got. You know why? He doesn't mean cowboys. I want to talk about America. I don't like it. They're stealing eagle and like they're don't like that. They're stealing ego and flat. Like they're not America.

They're bad fans. The Cowboys, that's America. Yeah, they took it from the Indians. Yeah, yeah, that's what Americans do. We found some stuff and we took it. And you guys have the best stadium. One of them, I think one of the best stadiums. You deserve another champion.

Which is so, you think you're getting black, you think you're getting black you think you're getting black lose like approval right now but he's thinking that you are part in the phrase a city sissy right now you're a sports sissy Bobby and let me tell you why sissy here is for sissy because you don't what you're doing he knows a real fan I'll tell you why a real fan wouldn't be like but the but the cowboys I like the cowboys patriots and the cowboys. Patriots and the cowboys, men, his team's, his an a bird.

Ugh. Buh. If three wins, you've three wins. Three wins in the season. Dude, we, first of all, we, the, the patriots founded American, won it. We won it from the stupid English. And then you guys said, you know what, we're not done.

Let's go west and make it happen out here. It took it from the Indians. Actually the capital is filled off you. First capital. Yeah. Thanks to the Patriots. It is. Okay.

If it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking German. I'll just plenty of bald eagles. 316,000. Remember the end Asian species like five years ago? On the DDC. Remember that? Yeah, yeah. You couldn't kill it.

You couldn't touch them because people just kill. You can't go. Yeah, you can't go. But you can still. You can kill the Philadelphia one. I heard that. You're not allowed. I heard.

If you have a slingshot in the stadium, if you can hit it, you can have it. Oh, they're no longer endangered. Huh, they laws against shooting and killing them, arched their clean force. So, okay, okay. The elimination of DDT was killing them. Yeah.

I'm talking crazy. What Diamond Dallas page was given them the Diamond Cutter? No, DDT. I thought it was... They shake the snake rovers move when he puts your head under your arm and then drops to like that. It was also Diamond Dallas page stolen from him. DEP just to paste things out.

We should probably do a read to space it out. Well, let me tell you something. Go on. Tell me. I'm gonna tell you right now. Life is full of little challenges. Mm hmm. You know that?

Yeah. And sometimes you need a little reward like trying, you know, keep your kids at the table on a road trip You know probably got some TV going on the back and Eagles game probably getting bored probably want to you know jump out of the car Right you thought playing that game would be enough. It's a rookie mistake because they're not gonna make it to the Super Bowl It's not worth watching it so save your insanity with Snickers a special treat for good behavior And if you're not making it to the Super Bowl. Let's just say you finally got that challenging

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I love it. I'm sorry, Jay, you know what? I hope you team I hope you team does well. I Really do I hope you're gonna help your eagle Lives Three more years I don't care about the stupid eagle. There's a body that you guys have a gimmick What the eagle yeah, you have a gimmick every place has a gimm gimmick. Patriots don't have one. 100% they do. We do not have gimmicks. Yes, they do.

The cowboys don't have a gimmick, do you? I mean, cowboys, yeah. What do you have a gimmick? We have like a mascot, rowdy. Yeah, but you don't have a cowboy come out on a horse and rope a cow. Yeah, but they do have something like that. Yeah, they do.

We're stuck. Patriots don't have gimmicks. Yes, they do. We do not. I bet there's musket fire Now you're starting to remember there is Just remember you Fuzz for dudes I guess it's so hacky. I just guessed it

There's four Miniman musket firing there is a couple Miniman every Sunday when their home game have to put that dumb Alphanon that doesn't fit right honey Could we go do something ourselves just one Sunday? Behavage to season. You know I got aggressive with my frills and Minimum man hat honey go get me my full vest Oh no gimmicks here Here you go no gimmicks. Oh they had to get a girl. Oh that's this how fucking We are so put stop can you pause that for one second please? How politically correct a way that we had to get a blonde hot minute man?

You're so please so woke and let me tell you this also the guys I hope you can't stand the kick back in a hitter right in the cheek the guy on the way on the left is JC Penny shirts coming through on Butch on his gut It's coming through with his fucking old timey vest It's checkered. Oh my god Oh, Nikki Nikki Glaser. Oh my god. I just shit a little Every time the page it's score you guys see the cat you see the toe you guys see the toe back up a bit you see the toe You guys see look at the little wait back at up Christine. You guys see the toe. Yeah a little bit you see the toe You guys see look at the little wait back it up Christine. Oh, believe you guys see the toe. Yeah, he's got a fat toe

Here let me show you guys I'll go over oh We're gonna you're gonna do some our game time in game I'm gonna roll it forward a little bit more Okay, wait back it up Too crazy. All right Jay is pointing to the girl. Push it. Go back. Jay's getting mad at the...

Pause it. The engineer. Right there. You guys see the toe? It's barely toe. It's more of a gap. It's sweet talking about swallowing it. It's a gap.

Toe? I see it. Let me see. Christine's pussy gap toe. Yes, we see Christine Christine's pussy swells off her pants. So that's why she That's toe right there. It's so funny that you can see his jace penny shirt pocket through his His rebellious vest his rebel vest Look at it. I didn't know they all have regular fucking

Stupid you regular clothes underneath. I have American eagle apparel on under their patriot outfit Apparently must get fire dot com is the patriot news So shit, we have a gimmick you look complete gimmick, you know what you're gimmicks better than our gimmick Oh, and then every time and then every time they are the Eagles not great So every time the Eagles every time the The Patriots score, they start throwing T. Oh, everything.

Well, I mean, look at, so many gimmicks. Your Eagle is terrified to most of the people. Not at all. Challenger wouldn't hurt a fly. I guarantee it's hurt. I guarantee it hasn't made that successful flight every time. I guarantee it's picked up a little kid once a while. Look at Challenger has failed.

Is he at every, don't look up Challenger fails because that's picked up a little kid. One's a lot. Look at Challenger has failed. Is he at every? Don't look up Challenger fails because that's going to be a different video. Don't look up Challenger fails. That's going to take us in a different direction. It's pretty sad. Oh, they got a wave that's stupid spin that little biscuit around to get them down. Oh, yeah. Can you believe? Oh, yeah, you believe oh my god

It's cheating they have to spin a biscuit to make an eagle fly to them Oh, please what's the not cheating way grab her head I do like the bonfire screenburn and the eagle. It's pretty cool. Does he fit does he fail? I don't Find it find a chance of an eagle fail He'll fly away just flies away and come back with somebody's Small dog it just drops its corpse some of the fun the eagle fans go nuts. Yeah Challenge Fries away with go there you go

Did they wheel this eagle out every game? Is that it? That's the eagle in the slew away with Tom Brady not every game now Nothing. All right. Nice dog. I didn't hear it was Jacob. I said I's the eagle in the school way with Tom Brady not every game now nothing All right nice dog. I didn't hear it was Jacob. I said I said the eagle flew away with Tom Brady We we oh there you go and he drops it though watch can't hold on to it that sucks Yeah, it's a we got it for a while though. Yeah, he's got it for a while, but then he goes you know what I fucked up It drops it for a while but then he goes, you know what? I fucked up, it drops it. Eagle's a big buried man.

Yeah, I mean that's not what, Challengers not like that. No. Different kind of eagle. No, that's like a, like a, an Alaskan brown eagle. Was that what it's called? Is that even a thing?

No, I just made that up. It's a hundred percent of thing. I saw an eagle at a, it's an American brown eagle. A hundred. It's a hundred percent of thing. I saw an eagle at a... It's an American brown eagle. A hundred. It's a hundred percent of thing. I saw a wounded big eagle. I wounded hooker in a preserve,

in nature preserve at Alaska. They're all wounded in preserves. Did you know that? Most birds that they have, I wounded. That's what they don't go capture them. They just, they wounded so they bring them in there and they leave them there. God, you're no city sissy. 100% 100.

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