The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Latency Issues

Episode Date: February 19, 2026

Jacob is so disgusted by a plate of deviled eggs that he has to throw them out before the show can begin. | Jay shares the text messages of the gym equipment company that refuses to make good on his purchase. | Kid Rock goes on Fox News to make excuses for the latency issue that hampered his halftime performance. No one remembers that he performed the actual Super Bowl in 2004. | Bobby reveals that his wife once waxed Britney Spears. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Jacob, go ahead, buddy. Throw it away. What? Go ahead. Throw it away, dude. Throw it plate away. You don't want it?

I'll throw it out if you guys don't want it. Jacob, hey. I think Christine or somebody brought up from there of some catered event downstairs. She brought up a chakouterie plate with the devil eggs. Devil eggs. meats and cheeses which Jacob I think by God's law isn't allowed

to have together it's salamis and everything and everyone who enjoys these things goes like that's almost like a nice like ooh it's a little enticing smell Jacob just sits there it is the Jacob show

we have to get rid of this plate because Jacob's face I wouldn't be able to do a show or I wouldn't be able to stop laughing he was doing this he just kept looking at it going this he'd go it was taking me stomach laugh

and I couldn't get you to look. Well, that was, because I was trying to suit his pago. Oh, my God, dude. He went. Well, he came in today, and apparently the people that were in here before us smelled like syrup. Yeah.

It stinks already. And he was just angry with the smell. Well, it's a hip-hop duo. I was already breathing through my mouth. Those two garbage people. And then Christine came in with a chakoterie plate and stuck it right in front of them. Get it out of here. Go throw it in the hallway trash, too.

So you don't have to be in the room with that. that fucking meat and cheese. Just because you guys want it out of it. You know what, actually? I want to leave it for the entire show, like a piece of kryptonite to keep you level. Yeah, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, Jacob, I'll say this.

If you eat one piece of cheese with one piece of meat, you can throw it out. Jacob, let me ask you a question. Why aren't you throwing in the garbage in here? Throw it in the barrel right there. No bag. There's no bag. I throw out the previous bag from what smelled earlier.

The syrup? The syrup? Now you'd be praying for syrup. Yeah, I know. What do they have? They have pancakes or waffles? I couldn't place it I have never

seen a radio show where the producers have that much just fucking hang over the energy of the show well one in particular what his face

Jacob's face I've never seen I'm saying a radio show where like that's ever happened before the producer's usually someone you're like shut the fuck up and do whatever yeah

look at him walk in he still has the face off yeah what's up buddy you okay now Can we do the show? Sure, please. If I was trying to hook Jacob up with a girl, I still would have to get, and she goes, well, tell me about him.

I go, he's a handsome guy, he's very fun, very funny, unpleasant. What? What? What? Okay. All right, like unpleasant? How? He could dance.

Oh, that's nice. He's a athletic, he's in good shape. He cares about his health. Oh, I love that. He's a great cook and a great baker. Oh, my God, this is perfect. Unpleasant. What?

I'm sorry. What are you? What are? What are? Like, when you're around them, you feel like things aren't all right. God. No. Do you like feeling like secure and warm, like everything's good?

That's what I'm looking for. And everyone in the room's in a good space together. Yes. It's the opposite of that. Oh, no. But what? Did I say he could bake? You did.

Okay. I think his penis is okay. Okay. But. He showed it to black people before. Won't show it to us. He's racist with his penis. You definitely are reverse penis racist.

Yeah, dude. You stink. I want to see it. Just show us your dick, dude. And we'll stop. If you don't show us your dick, we're going to get all kinds of cheeses and meats in here every day. This place is going to be lousy with cheese and meat. If you don't show me your dick finally.

It's going to smell like syrup, cheese and meat. If you don't show us that piece. Jacob, stop it and show us your dick. Yeah, we'll give you 10 minutes to get it going. Go ahead. Ten minutes. What's you going to think of? Working out, rubber bands.

Bobby. Yeah. Let's go with first big news because I want to say because then it gets into negative. Max won the event. Oh, yes, today. Because you sent the video, and I got to be honest with it, the video is far away. I had no idea who was who because you were like he's winning who I thought was Max. It seemed like they were losing the whole time.

And then it looked like somebody switched it at the end. Switched. And won, but I'm like, I don't know which one was Max Singlet or not Singlet. He's a Singlet. He was a Singlet. He got a Singlet. He got a singlet yesterday. And he was walking around with his singlet, like a drag queen.

Yeah. Yeah, dude. He was walking. He put fake lashes on him. Yeah, dude. It was pretty crazy. But he won. I made it just in time.

I flew up. Yeah, dude. I made it just a time, came in, had his headgear on, came over to me, and then I texted him, win. I want you to do one thing for me. Win. Just win. Yeah, the kid that he was wrestling was kind of handling him.

But the thing about wrestling, because I don't know, it's funny, too, because I'm sitting there with Dawn, and she doesn't know a thing about it. Put him in a spladle. She went, is that traveling? I went, listen, Dawn. Oh, it says that in the video. doesn't it? Don't you hear that in the video?

Yeah. She says traveling. I think she yells it out like someone should have recognized that. Yeah, she yells out. Is that traveling? I'm like, shut the fuck up. She's traveling. She goes, that's basketball?

Yeah, the ball part is the key to that. I know that. Yeah. So you have to score points by, you can get, like, if someone's on top of you and you get out of it and stand back up, that's points. Okay. If someone's grabbing you, like that kid grab out, and then you spin it around and you get on top of him,

you get points for everything. And getting them out of it. out of the circle or no. If you no, you, you can, if your toe is in the circle and you pin somebody, you get the points, you win.

Okay. But you have, someone has to be in the circle. Someone's got to be in it. See, that's, when he won. Because they were out of the circle a little bit. A little bit, but his foot,

he kept his foot in the circle and then, and then pin the guy. He's going to be a trained killer. And he, ah, dude, I'm so excited. That's nice.

I'm so excited. I've only watched my daughter lose at soccer and then miss the most important playoff, free throws of her life. It sucks. It sucks. But she's good at art, remember that?

Yeah, she's great at all. She's a girl, dude. She's a girl. Who cares, dude? If every time I throw a football out of, I just give her bruise on her chest. You made her tit smaller? You stunted her to tick growth, throwing a football out of her. Smash her in the boots.

Buddy, did you see the photo I sent you of when they all dressed up of the team photo? Yeah. Did you see Max? Yeah, yeah. Buddy, he's such a ham. He had sunglasses on, and I got him a fake roly. It's a gold. day date it's like a $60,000

watch and he wore it And if you see it. How much is a faky? The faky's 500 bucks. But it was given to me. Kalti gave it to me as a present. I just gave it to Max. Dude, he's holding up the roly. It's a $60,000 watch, but it's a one of one fake. And he's holding it up with his sunglasses on. He just

looks like the team's manager just hanging out with these fucking guys. That's what happens when you take him out of school. There's any black kids. He's going to get a false sense of security. It's going to bite him in the ass one day. Tell him, Jacob. That is true. Jacob wasn't prepared for a black world.

Oh, look at him. He walks around terrified all day. That's why he hates syrup smell. Terrified of syrup. And he smells, it remind him of blacks. Salty meats, deviled eggs, soul food. Oh. Yeah.

Congrats, dude. That's fun. Yeah, I'm excited. That's very fun. Yeah. It is good when your kid wins. I don't know. Well, I didn't know.

When he played baseball, he sucked. He sucked. Baseball, he sucked. Basketball, dude, we put him on the basketball team at the black school. I mean, we bought out just, he was sitting. No, that's how you get better. Nah, dude, he threw him in. You rise up to the blacks.

But if you saw Max shoot a ball, it was, fuck. It was like the old-time white guys in the NBA underneath. Listen, all white schools are where they, all white schools are where they send black kids to become, to have the confidence. When they go, this kid's going to be a star. Yeah. They send him off to an all-white high school. Yeah. And then he dominates, but they let him do that so he can get the self-esteem.

It's the confidence. Yeah, confidence. Because he's that good. Yeah. But they're like, now you won't be afraid of your competition. Right. Like ever. And I think that's kind of the, I mean, Kobe Bryant went to fucking lower Marion.

Yeah, but I don't think it worked. He wasn't in West Philadelphia. He was in lower Marion. Now, they played against some good team. But his team was like, he was the center. It doesn't work. It doesn't work in reverse. You don't send the white kid to the black school.

because your confidence just gets sucked out of you. That's how I became a baller. Tell him Paco. Anytime Max got on the court, you're, no, no, no, no, Max, no. No, no, no, no, the other way. What do you think Paco plays soccer with a bunch of other Chinese dudes? Yeah. No, he's the only Chinaman and a thing full of Mexicans.

Is that true, Paco? And all kinds of Mexicans. Colombian Mexicans, Peruvian Mexicans, all the Mexicans. Yeah, Max sucked at that. That sucked going to those games because we had to kind of walk out. Sorry. Sorry about that. Sorry. I know. I know legally they have to put him in for a little bit.

I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. We just, we weren't trying to get him to find some focus and some, this one. It is, it is good, though. I see him in Jiu-Jitsu now in that he's, he does it with the men. Yeah. They took him out of his age group because he was just handling these little kids. So he's now, it's just, it's something inside of you as a dad when you see your son rolling with a guy with a beard and choking him out. And, like, a man tapping, it's like, fuck. And you realize what you're into?

Yeah. Wow. You're a therapist. You really are. I'm going to read you something. Okay. And you tell me if I'm overreacting. Yep.

We're getting a little angry here. Yeah. When I ordered my gym from major fitness. Yeah. But we were shouting out hard. My God. We showed their stuff. We talked about how good it is.

Lewis got his. I saw Bobby on it. I've been talking to the guy for a week. That's important. That's important to mention. I've been talking to him, DMing him on Instagram for weeks. Couple weeks. No more than that.

Couple weeks. A couple weeks. Couple weeks. And I'm like my friend, Big Jay and Lewis, Gomez, he, you know, I thought that would do something. Did nothing. Well, he left that to Jay. You left that to Jay.

Oh, that's true. And I was like, they told me, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, thank you so much. That's great. We love. And then the last thing he said, I think, was welcome to the family or something like that. Like, I told him getting one. They've showed you other options, things you.

could do both throw in this they've done all the like give me a code they gave you a fucking code give me a code i bought it i just bought it i liked it i saw it it's a good piece of equipment i bought it no code no code sold uh you know according to lewis and the play and the thing also like it's like yeah two weeks two and a half weeks so after uh it sold i sold my gym after a week of that and it went to uh that went away and i was like oh man good because any day now or within a week tops this gym is coming nothing nothing now what i do know what happened was my apple pay that i paid it with was tied to my an email that was defunct now i haven't had it for you i don't know why it was the uh default email for that but i um i realized that was the case but it says it doesn't matter

you could check you could track it all on the shop app another thing of fucking shop app. Shop app sucks. I went to shop app. Shop app. I think the app's broken because from that day until today, it just shows a picture of the gym and says, waiting for details. You can click it a thousand times and send you to it.

And it goes, here you can contact the company. I sent the email to the company. You remember they got back with like a, yeah, I don't know, deal with it. Like, you know, it's coming. Really? We got, I read that on the air. It's like, we hired new people, but like, we're doing it as fast as we can. So, like, you know, just be cool.

basically and I was like well you know Bobby's smart Bobby goes on he jumps on Instagram his Instagram he's right they can bounce back and see what they'll deem is this person important enough what's their follower situation just some jerk off who ordered something I hope they didn't look at that but yes um so Bobby laughing that jumped in that was a Jay not you piece of shit I have more than you I was uh Bobby you know reached out to them and they're being so responsive yeah so receptive Yeah, nice. And then so I was like, you know what, let me start doing that.

You did it? Well, I did it. Last Wednesday. Last Wednesday. Great. Hello. I recently ordered the B-52 rack. Been hyping it up all my shows.

How excited I am for it. The email on my order was wrong. But I got to the shop app, but I got the shop app, and it's been a few weeks with no updates. just looking forward to it and wondering if there's any way to get an update. Thank you. Then they send you back a form response. Form response.

I got that too. You know, hello, thank you for this. Call if you need a thing, call support. Yeah, bullshit. Numbers, whatever. But then the next day, someone writes back, hello, could you provide your email and order number, please? I go, here's the order number on January 18th.

Email address that was used was this, but that's an email that I no longer have. access to or use my actual email is this received what he says great um then he writes which email you used when you ordered and it's like oh boy scroll back a one thing did you write it idiot face was it like that um can you can you did he spell it like that what like how did it how did it which email you used when you ordered oh boy he's talking with it he's typing with an accent yeah which email you use Yeah, dude, you're fucked. Why come you had the wrong one?

I got commas. I got periods. I got full sentences. Why am you angry? You got an accent. Oh, man. I said I wouldn't do this on Black History Month, though. I'm sorry.

Wabbity, dabby. Dabbity. Which email you used when you ordered. I write back. I used Apple Pay to order. The default email attached to Apple Pay was the other one, but I don't have access to it. Them? Nothing.

Nothing. Then he went, what are you talking about, Willis? All right, back a day later. Any word? Oh. He wrote, okay, we need to check. I write, thank you. With thank you pre-heans.

You did the little emoji? Yes. That's great. He hearts that. Oh, I got a heart too. He writes, our previous pre-order batch has been shipped in succession since the 16th, whatever that means.

All orders are fulfilled and shipped in the order of placement, so you may need to wait for just a few more days. I've passed your information on to the relevant department Whatever the fuck that means that sounds shitty Well relevant Well relevant Well the relevant department would be the department that's relative Relevant

Relevant Sorry In the middle of me In the middle of that I was like this isn't going to make sense I pitched it on the interface of the relevant department If it hasn't been shipped yet They'll prioritize your order

I don't know if anybody said something It had a whole room Look at them in quiet But it's not fun It sucks. I've had it. I wrote Amazing Thank You So Much. Right.

He writes Beck, thanks for your patience too, which was edited, by the way. You may just give a middle finger emoji at first and then goes, that's because you wrote tanks. Maybe. Yeah, yeah, thanks. Feel thanks. Yesterday. Yeah.

Now, we're a week later. Sorry to be annoying, but I haven't heard anything yet in the shop app status has never changed. I'm seeing if there's any news. Then I get the form. letter again. Yeah, I get that too. I got that too. I just let you know, I got it too in our conversation. He goes, hello. And then he goes, just check again. I don't know if he means just checked again. No, you just check again. Maybe something happened. He gives me the order number and then the wrong email address. And he goes, right? I'll pass it on to our CS to customer service team.

And I wrote, yes, it's the right order and the email for the purchase, but the email has to be changed to this email address. That email address is no longer active. Form letter. Yeah, you get those. I go, then today, smoke the joint. I didn't write that, but that's what I did. I was sitting there thinking about it, how angry I was, because usually when I would go out, that was the time that I'd go out and, like, go to the workout at all. Right.

I go, but it's pushing a month now, no updates at all, and it's pretty expensive, and I seem to be getting no info. A lot of, I'll tell them, but no real answers. No acknowledgement that I keep giving a corrected email address, and no updates there either. My radio partner is thinking about getting one. Wait a minute. Wait a minute, dude. Let me finish. This is good. This is good, what I say.

Okay. My radio partner is thinking about getting one, and the contact has been thorough and helpful. I've already paid and seemed to be low priority. Please help. I sold my gym and had it taken away into the idea this would be showing up semi-promptly. Fuck them. And what did you get in response to that? Nothing?

Form letter. No, I'm kidding. That wasn't the thing for a real. No, nothing. Nothing back since. Here's the thing with these Facebook things. Did you get it off of the website? Did I get one off the website?

What happens with these companies, right? They take out major money on Facebook. And like if you go to Facebook, this, what is it called again? Mighty Fitness. What is it? Major fitness is all over Facebook and Instagram right now. So they must have took out a campaign and they probably got whacked with orders from people going, oh my God, I'm going to get this. And they don't have it.

They don't have enough in stock. So what they're doing is they're just prolonging people along. And what they should do is make sure you get yours. And can I send, can I do a fucking? Can I do a video to the guy and send it to him? Of what? What are you going to say? Of you?

Of me and you? Yeah. I'm going to go, hey, I was going to buy one of these, but my radio partner has something to say. I like that. Okay. Hey, what's going on? I was going to buy the major fitness B-52.

I'm very excited. We've been talking about it. But my radio partner I told you about, he has something to say. You're holding my $2,500 hostage, and you won't send me this gym. No one on your social. Social media or email helps. Help my friend. And then I'll get one.

Major fitness? More like major pain in the ass. More like, hang on, follow me over here, Bobby. More like, that's good. You can cut and send it. I'm going to send it right now. You know what, dude, while we're cleaning house here, Bobby. Yeah.

I guess something else I like, dude. What's going on, Lou? You're taking personal phone calls? Is that major fitness? It is Black History Month. Is that major fitness? Is that major fitness? It is not.

It's just a caller wanting to. to call into the show. Yeah. But can I throw something out there, I think, were you fucked up on that exchange? Oh, please. When you realize that the other person is black, you got to break your character down and get black with them. I don't know those person is black.

I have a feeling they were saying, I think he was saying, I'll check again. And then he said, it's this order in this email, right? The first time around, where he had the typo. Yeah, I think it's typo. I can't tell this guy's black from what he's saying. Oh, okay. If you would have thrown like a player in there, all right, player. You know what I'm saying?

Player? Yeah. You know, Jay, it might be time for you temporarily to join the Bonfire workout crew. I'm not doing bands. I'm not a lady because I can't work out for a week. But you have the gloves to do the gloves. My bands showed up. They're always there for me.

They're always there. They never miss. But when that gym eventually shows up, let's call it the calendar year 2027, you're going to be so jealous. I'm going to be 50 pounds fatter. But it doesn't matter because then I'll be getting in the shade again. I mean, I'm going to do it all over again. This guy gave me so many, so many facts. Oh, my God, facts.

This guy just goes, hey, it's the wrong email again, right? He keeps reminding me, he goes, I'm sending this to the wrong email again, right? And the email that you want this to go to is this wrong one again, right? That's infuriated. I mean, he actually goes, how do you read it? Fuck face. He wrote, look forward to it helping you out. I mean, he gave me all the stats.

I mean, this is great. If your budget allows, the B-17 is a better choice. It comes with all the features. of the pro 52 but if your budget is limited the B 52 pro is still a great choice even though it doesn't have as many accessories you know I don't like the whole vibe this but they called you they called you a pussy he called you a broke bitch what this place sucks yeah wait a minute what do you mean what do you mean he said he goes but you know if you're on a budget then this one's fine but at the end he goes thank you for choosing us and he wrote let's go yeah with an exclamation point

jerk off let's go I was gonna throw a fucking Mountain Dew through their window where's their age where's their headquarters I'm throwing a mountain dew through their window I'm throwing a kayak through the window that says Mountain Dew I crushed bands before I came to work today do I send this to him it's amazing you want to get after it yet he fucking folds under the pressure of cheese and meat let's go yes send it all right here we go what I got to lose give me my money back I'll order from a different place I have another place you can order from great that sucks dude that sucks

there also could be a thing where like they don't have the ability to change the email so they need that old email to look it up then fucking pay then then contact me I've given them eight different ways to contact me you know no phone number I don't need a phone number I have a phone number they can DM me although they gave me the stupid support phone number that doesn't mean anything

just like fucking call me here's the order here's the order number there's the best thing you see how long ago it was ordered yeah fix it Or say something. Or say, hey, I'm terribly sorry. Everything's fucked up. It's going to be like three more weeks or so. And we'll give you a little discount or something.

Because, like, apparently in a while I got the budget one. I fucking hope this place burns down. I can give you my code if you want my code. If you're going to read. Major fitness. More like Major. Are we live? Yeah, we're live.

Then I won't say the F word. But Major, you know what I was going to say. Jay, do you want to borrow my $35 between the doorframe pull-up bar? No, no. I'm crushing pull-up. Pull up my $35. Don't worry about me. I'm fine.

I still have got fucking, I got five to 100 pound dumbbells, dude. I'm fine. You gave those away? No, not yet. It's all I have. Wait, good. Good for, good you didn't. Yeah, and I keep not building that bench I got because I'm like, well, I'll have the guy

build it when he builds the thing. Do you know what I mean? I'm like, I'll have the guy build it all. But then I'm like, and then I keep going, like, maybe I should build it. And then the guy's like, oh, dude, this thing's going to be coming out to you any day now. And you're like, all right, then I just have the guy build the bench. I just might as well as well just build a fucking bench. Strub me nuts.

When I want to put more plates on for my chest exercise, I just put a heavier band across my back and just do push-ups. Yeah, but we're trying to get, we're trying to gain, you know, you're a dude, we're trying to gain muscle. We're trying to. Yeah. That's what we got, you know what I mean? Yeah.

So we need heavy. You need the best. We need the best. You know what I mean? J's, Jay's not going to do, but bands would do nothing for Jay. They would,

he'd snap him in a couple weeks. Too strong. Too strong. Yeah, those bands can't hold me back. Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, we're trying to get these right here. You know what I'm saying? You got some guns. I mean, that's crazy.

Christine, don't turn away from that. Oh, sorry. She was sneezing. She's allergic to, she's allergic to muscles. Bobby just pulled out the 50, Cal. Oh, God, what's that? Christine, you want some more? You want to sneeze again?

What do we got? Who's on the phone? Well, we could answer these. Someone says there's a... Josh says there's a new Hulu dock on the Turpins, which I did watch. So it's not only a dock. It's just a little sit-down interview with the... They have three or four of the 19 kids that were stuck in the basement.

Remember? Remember that story? No. Really? Dude, I don't remember yesterday. There was 19 kids that were in a basement. The little girl got out. One of the girls got out and got to a police.

Oh, I do. That was a while ago. Yeah, it's years ago. Yeah, that weird with the guy with the bowl cut and everything and the family. Three of the kids did an interview the other day and like, I got to be honest with you. Not that interesting. I thought you weren't. Well, the only interesting thing was one of them when they got sent to foster home, got abused again. The worst luck ever. Yeah, find out with lottery number she's playing and play the reverse. And then, yeah, there's a kid that was little when he was there. They're all, listen, I'll give you an update without you.

having to watch it everybody they're all fucked up they're never going to be okay if you fall in love with them you're accepting a burden into your life you should be a move uh if you decide to love them and say i well i'm really attracted to her i want to take care of her you will be having to take care of her she wakes up screaming in the nights or whatever a lot of nights you'll find her in the basement sleeping on the cold floor god forbid you have parents who didn't uh chain you to beds in the basement she's going to have a little resentment towards that and that gets uh you know what they probably should all just died in that basement i guess i'll say it Jesus Christ.

No, it's not true at all. No, I'm just saying, like, there's not much. They don't really have updates, like, you need a 20-year update on these kids to see if they've gotten jobs and have families and whatever. Like, right now they're just like, um, sun's, sunlight still hurts.

Yeah. Well, and some of the kids are, like, still in foster care. They're like, we're still learning English instead of the fucking Farrell language we taught each other in that rat basement. We are now, we're speaking a total. in English now and not clicks and fucking mumbles.

Mm-hmm. Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-ma. I saw that. And the other call was about Kid Rock. I did not watch the video yet of him defending himself. However, I'll say this. Bad Money Show was still 20,000 times the show and entertainment. Well, the funny thing is he's defending it saying he didn't lip sync.

He didn't. That's kind of what I thought from the get-go, too. and Christine kind of said that also at one point of that it was a sinkish because you hear what he's I remember I said I go I think he's lip singing a live version of it because it sounds like it didn't

it wasn't the recording it wasn't the album recording that he did and he's going back and forth with the guy what it was was there was no there was the filming and the audio they had a terrible audio person

it's called latency but that's they had a latency problem right Lou he said it was all pre-taped and then when they cut the audio they didn't match the audio with the video But how is it on and then off? Because if it's behind, it's going to be behind the whole time.

Maybe it's the edits. Every time they edit. I think it got fixed. I think it got fixed like ultimately because when he sang his regular song, you see it was him singing. But it makes sense. If you watch, put it on. If you watch it again, you see. You think it was some left-wing liberal editor?

Nope. That was like, I'm going to fuck some audio person. I'm going to fuck this up. I'd love to take it there. But no. Come on. I think it was just a- Come on. I think it was just a fucking toothless fucking hillbilly guy that was like,

I'll do it for free because your kid rocked. Most editors are not Republicans. Most people on the other end are all. There's probably some chick with pink hair. Maybe. It was fucking had to take the money from this piece of shit. Did you think she has to pay her fucking coffee bill? You know, as a sound guy, Lou, you could say that's a very possible thing that you're saying.

It's making sense the way you say it now. I was thinking how did they not have time to fix it and to sink it all up? But if they had to turn around quickly, it makes sense. is he gets back on track the last time he yells if you notice. But I don't think he's lip-syncing. That's what you're singing. He's singing what you're seeing. You're seeing the video and the person who did the audio didn't line the audio up right.

But it's him. That's him live doing it. But you could, you could, the audio can be, so they filmed it and then edited it and then because he's on point at some points. And then he's off at other points. That you, is it audio? No, but it's one and one. It's one in one.

It's one moment. No, you haven't had that happen ever like when you have a sound bar I feel like this happens a lot I've had things where I've had to go like recalibrate because it's like my it's just not reading fast enough So it's like the words are a little behind the mouth and you notice and it drives you're fucking nuts I think it's just a thing like that No, I've had latency on a podcast because the video and the audio are coming in slower Yep I said it again I said latency again

It's your word man I'm giving it to you I know a few words Why you hammering me with it when I told you I accepted it the first time you said you said it was latency? You looked at me looking for a snarky response? I gave you none. I just like the word latency. I'm okay with it. All right.

You could use it. Then let me use it and don't fucking stop. Fucking Bobby latency, Kelly. No, that's not a good because latency is when it's... Don't describe it. I don't even know. It got described to you once and you were like, I think this works here. It was some dude from Adorama was like, it's latency, dude.

I'm going to use that word forever. What is this? Is this where he flips out? No, this is him talking about. Well, someone said, Nevis says, what's he talking about? I see where he flips out. What, what's the color? He gets to see where he flips out.

This is a video I wanted to see where he flips out. What video? Carter. Carter, what's up? Welcome to the bonfire. Yo, what's up, fellas? First time, long time. Throw a log on the bonfire and pull up a stump.

Yeah, why don't you get some marshmallows and some graham crackers and make yourself a smores, my friend? Get yourself some sun tea and pour it down and kick your feet. up on the leaves. Yeah, man. Make sure those sparks don't hit you in the face and, you know, get a sparkler and call it a happy

4th of July. It's a work in progress, Carter. What's the video? I was scrolling the other night and come across the video. It looks like it's a little older, but Kid Rock doing an impromptu performance at a senior frogs or something.

And he starts singing and then notices someone's filming it and he flips out and it's perfect. I sent it the Bonfire Instagram. That's Bono. So we know that it's, Bob, we did go to the third. through it before. I think it's Bon Jovi or something.

No, David Bryan's there. David Brian is there, but it's like... I remember that. They're doing like a super group thing. I think it might be... It's either a kid rock's bar, but I think it might be... Somebody's birthday. It's David's birthday. But who's... It's like Bon Jovi's Bar or something. I think it's either Bon Jovi's Bar or something. I think it's either. I think it's and they're doing a party for David.

Yeah, I forget what the... It's so funny because whatever song... Do you remember the car of the song he's trying to sing? It's such a song that wouldn't be that, you know what I mean? It's like he's so... Start soft and he's like, you can... Because it turns out. that you can post this, you can post this. So that's the rid of, I don't know what song he's starting to sing. Oh, he kept starting to sing a song when he gets upset with it.

And he's like, oh, you know, if you guys are just going to be on your phones, and I don't need to be here. He just leaves. That's not it. That's not it. It seems like another thing. Go ahead. Fish Lips Bar and Grill in Smithville, Tennessee.

That's so 2004, getting mad at an audience for phones. Let me tell you something. I still feel that. when I'm in a concert and I see like and I look up and it's all camera phones up I really do think it's stupid Yeah but I think it's stupid Again again if you do it for like a minute

It's probably unnoticeable here and there You know oh man This is a song My friend's favorite song I'm gonna send it to them Or whatever you know what I mean like some little thing But like when some people sit there and just do the whole What the fuck are you doing? I've done it every concert we've been to

I've done it for different reasons kiss I think I got Stanley going across on the other stage. I look at that every once in a while just to remember how cool that was. You know, you just go on YouTube and someone to film it better. It's mine. You know, I was there. You're there.

Dawn's there. I remember we did. We're there on YouTube too. Rolling Stones. I have the, when she came out and they sang that song with that girl, which crazy. And then I did it with the cure to remember never go to that fucking shit,

fucking brand again. There's anything you should film to remind yourself. Yeah, every time I get sad. I listen to that to get sadder. I pulled out by my camera phone. Fuck it. If you guys remember, probably my best, my best camera. or phone capture ever, maybe ever, was I just felt, I had a feeling when they're wrapping up

this last song. Film that disinterested fucking tambourine guy. And I knew he was going to give me everything I want. Remember that? He just shakes it and throws the fucking tambourine down. That was a great one. Versus his in-ears out. Dips.

Offstage while the notes still play. Yeah, because he had to do that concert for three hours. That's why. Yeah. Kid Rock is a... I think my best photo, my best video from a concert is Bill. Billy Joel when I did the Trinitron and I got his eye being wonky. It's fucking, dude, Billy Joel's eye, something happened and his eye was, but one, his left eye was just bulging out of his head.

And you heard the crowd go, oh, God. Guys, my eye falling out. Carter, that was a good video. I didn't see that one ever. Kid Rock is, I think, a problem. Thanks to everybody. Thank you, Black Lou, for taking a call. I called yesterday and listened to the whole show on speaker phone.

waiting for you all to get to me. Damn. Sorry, we did. I'm so happy we got to you today. We did throw that number out yesterday. Red and peace, James Vanderbyke. Is he dead? Yeah.

He died? Yeah. Yeah. God took him. So young. Yeah. Well, now God's Creek has a new angel. Oh, Jay.

It was beautiful. Thank you. I was always more of a pacey guy. I like that, too. guy's name. He was in one of I shouldn't say one of my favorite movies, but a great movie that I love a lot called Rules of Attraction. He's fucking great that you saw it for. That's a great movie. Prequel to

American Psycho. Rules of Attraction. I've never seen it. What's it about? About sex and murder? No, not really murder, but like, no, it's a college. It's just one of those, like dark. It's like a fucking dark movie. It's like all kinds of shit going on. He's a fucked up dude. Yeah. Drugs.

Yeah, a lot of drugs. Lonely. It's like that. It's like, it's Brett Easton Ellis. Same guy who did American Psycho and less than zero. Oh, I love less. It's always like, the movie's like, it's like, hey, it's already bad, and it just gets worse. Like, Requiem for a Dream. Yeah. It's like, Requiem for a Dream.

The Black Guy's in racist prison, and the girl's now a prostitute. No one gets redemption. Everything. The mom's getting electroshock therapy. She's just like, fucking drooling in a thing. Less than zero when Robin Daniel and you had that come on his lip? He's just sucking off a guy and his friend. And he cries to him and cries to a girl he likes while she's fucking is, everything's awful.

It's terrible. But I love those kind of movies. And Rules of Attractions, a lot of that. Okay. Just despair. Rules of attraction is a lot of that. But yeah, it's pretty cool. They're a crossover is very small.

Like he just happens to be talking on the phone at one point in the movie. Like, there's a scene starts. And he's like, all right, Patrick. Okay. Okay. And he hangs up with him. It's like Patrick Bateman. His name's Bateman too.

So you're like, oh, that's American Psycho on the other line. It's a cool little dumb thing in there. We're another caller. What's going on? Who's up there? What do you mean? Oh, I was looking at the other things. Just saying the Kid Rock does the bit back and forth with the DJ.

Yeah, it's insane. It all happened there. It happened there live. It was sound recording issue. Completely believable thing. It's better than Corey Holcomb's throwing out there for his situation. But can they fix it now? Can they go?

They should be able to. Have they done? But listen, have they fixed it? Someone watched that and didn't fix it now? Is it fixed now? I have it right here. Let's see. I mean, if it's not fixed now, they suck.

Nope, I could already see the symbols are off. Why wouldn't they fix it now? They don't want to lose it. Doesn't seem like her hands are going wrong? They're supposed to be able to re-upload. The hands are off. But there's a lot of white people. So you really...

No, no. mean the drummer i'm looking at the drummer her she's uh i think you're looking at the it looks like the symbols are hitting like off time now he's going to shoot higher out of the stage because they edited it now how you can see him look at that lighting it's so bad it's the worst lighting oh that american flag is the shit this kid baby all right that was lined up better no what well what it's off yeah yeah it's like off it's slightly off Fix it, kid. When I first saw this, I thought there was a, I thought it was an issue.

Like, I thought it was a technical issue. Well, here's the thing is why. The guy's not, he's, you know, the guy has rhythm and can do his things. Like, he would catch up to the track. We'll go back. He would catch the track. But also, even when he does, like, the, you see he does this part wrong, Bobby? He buzzes this when he goes, oh, with the button.

He goes, gank, gank, can. And he does the three things, but it's off. And he, he would hear it there. He would know it's off. Right here. It's like all wrong. I mean, he's been doing this song for. 30 years you would have it down

Oh he's off It didn't fix it It's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's it's not it's it's not it's not it's it's not Why wouldn't the director cut to a wide shot if this is happening Well I don't know if it was happening when they I don't I think this is honestly just a situation of like no one gave a fuck I think it's uh I think it's uh I think it's I think it's a left wing sabotage You think it's sabotage I think bad bunny had something to do it

You feel like this is sabotage? This is sabotage. I want to hear him talk about it. Yeah I want to hear what he has to say I bet he says sabotage. and he uses the word latency I bet he uses that too I'd be great if he did I'd fucking run out of here oh yo yo yoie

it's but stop it's not it's not wait they're lying on Fox News I hear you good point but Bad Bunny got 170 million views

he got 5 million views that's not a lot Oh they caught up By the time I got to the thing though Now here's a thing You always have to say he had Bad Bunny had A hundred and some million in the moment

they were five in the moment it seemed like but like when they went to like the rewatch thing though it was remember it was like dead heat it was like 19 million 19 million oh really yeah yeah okay but let's see what it's it now so bad bunnies is at 71 million and kid rock stayed around 20 million

okay well there you go yeah he's at 21 million bad bunnies is at 71 million well maybe if it was a good performance and a good thing it would be a little higher yeah I mean don't sing a valid Yeah, don't fuck, you don't have a cello. Chello sucks anywhere.

I've never ever went, let's go see a cello player. Did you hear that those chello players, the theory that those cello players were actors? Oh, they weren't playing? They weren't even playing. Shut the fuck up. I heard that too, yeah. Really? Yeah, but who knows?

It's so easy. Anybody could get a cello player. We get a cello player in here. Paco probably plays cello. He actually had to. As a kid, his father would beat him. Of course. He had a tiger dad.

That was weird. Yeah, you must planchello. Turns out to be less weird when we found out what we found out. Dad, why are you always tiger-momming me? Well, look at her face. She's like, ugh. It smelled bad. Buddy, she has so much lip, Botox shit in her face.

This chick can't shut her mouth. No, I know, but her face is, she's like, she's like, the actual halftime show, I mean, can you even believe what, like, it's like, are you appalled? Who would be that upset by it? This chick is her fucking head is pulled back, bro. She can't even. That's the only face she can make. They cared less about fucking Janet Jackson's titty being out.

By the way, have you seen Latoya Jackson? We can get to it afterwards. Yeah. She weighs, I think, 70 pounds. She's like doing dances on Instagram. Everybody's fucking jacking up with those. It's crazy. How awful she looks.

Well, me and Jay are going to look like that next year. So get used to it. 70 pounds, dude. We're going to be, I'm going to be, dancing my ass off. We're all going to be like, we're both coming in at 70 pounds. You get the right Swole Academy setup. Or if any setup, if it would just show up at all, it would be great. Or if they would contact me when say, hey, here's any information on anything about your order.

He just keeps going, it's this order, right? Gotcha. Later. I'll be ready. I'm going to send you some bands. I don't want your goddamn bands, Jay. Jay, I don't want your fucking pity. I don't want your pity.

Was he at that one? Yeah. I was there. I don't remember him. I was there. You went to the game? I was at the game. It was the Pats and the Jaguars playing.

Because you don't love America. I love America, dude. Not enough to notice the Kid Rock was there dressed in a flag. Buddy, I love titty's more. The place you're playing the love. Dude, when a tit comes out, I forget everything else. It's Janet Jackson's old sad tit. Dude, with the titty.

I love a titty. She had some starfish shit on her nipple. I'd like to, you don't keep seeing it. I know we don't know. Can we see Kid Rock performing at the, half-time show? I don't remember them. That's crazy. Some people say it was better than bad bunny.

He brought it a whole bunch of things. He brought 7,000 midgets. They weren't sugar cane, though. They were just like parliaments, parliament lights. I got a thousand midgets dressed up like parliament lights. Smoke them if you got them. Yeah, boy.

What year was that? 2004, he said, or she said, in a stink tone. Was it 2004? when the Red Sox won the World Series? Yeah. The Red Sox won the World Series. They beat, they came back, the greatest comeback in history of sports. They beat the Yankees four straight.

I didn't know how we got there. No, I said it was that 2004 when the Red Sox won the World Series, the Pats were in the Super Bowl, too. I didn't know. I forgot about that. It was just championship talent. We just get confused with championships at that time. You must get confused.

You don't follow it. I'm sorry. What did you say? There's a phone that keeps going off. I don't know where it's coming from. It's not. Bobby? It's not.

Swear. Swear to God. Swear on Max's win, his victory. I swear on Max's win and victory. Okay. Swear on Jacob's life. No. Why?

I won't do that. Because it was your phone totally? No, it wasn't my phone, I swear. Totally, though? No, I'm down. That's my phone. That's my phone. Was it yours, Jay?

Mine? No. Oh my gosh. I just... It goes from Puff Daddy to Kid Rock. Nice. I like that. He's about to come out.

And Nelly, I feel like busting loose. Was I there at this one? I don't remember this. Their lips singing. What team is he wearing? Jay. Jacksonville. P. Diddy.

Jeez. Julius Peppers. I don't remember any of this. The most oily evog of the players. This guy loves oil. This isn't Kid Rock. This is P. Ditty. Sorry, hold on.

This is still Pete Ditty. Do you think this is a kiddip? Rock song? No, no. Take that. He's right here. Right here. By the way, this is what they should do for halftime shows.

Yeah. Have a, get six fucking people to come out and do a, and do a little thing. It should be a concert. And at the end, they all do something together maybe. Did you see the people were posting their views of the Super Bowl? And it was just people inside of a sugar field. They couldn't see any of it. They're just looking around like, I don't know what the fuck's going on right now.

There's just a bunch of people in a field that we can't see. was for TV for sure but I mean like but this was like all are sort of for TV really that just happened to be like a pretty but it should be it should be for the people there who paid thousands of dollars that's the experience you get to see a fucking concert that will never happen again 90% of those tickets are corporate tickets it's so few just fans who get them that's a fucking that's a corporate thing to say it's true um but this is more of a fun thing just in general just have like like the top people of like today from all around and do different things exactly Well, mix it.

Yeah. Yeah, like Arrowsmith. I think it was Arrowsmith in Run. Kid Rock, Run DMC. That was great. Lower, M&M. Lower sugar cane. Not as tall sugar cane.

You'd have to get midget sugar cane? The field was too tall. The field was too healthy, Bobby. Kid Rock's thing is midgets. You guys know that. It is brought back to the transition. It is bad. This song is fucking great.

This is what he should have done, a live concert in front of fans. It's an actual stage. This is original band, too. Look at the place. He's going nuts. Yeah. This was not what was happening with Bad Bunny. No.

No. Now, by the way, I think he's killing it in the room harder than Bad Bunny here. This is fun. This is also coming right out of the 90s when people were still fun, though. Remember, dude? No, first of all. Racism wasn't a thing. No, this is it.

But first of all, you can see it. And number two, it's in English. Those are two factors that have to play. A lot of people didn't understand what the fuck that they were saying. You're right, too. That's a lot of it too. No cell phones. I had a cell phone.

I have video from the Super 7th. Oh, you're an animal for even doing that. You had a flip phone taking a video. You took a pixelated video of something you were at. You're a mania. You're a young lady. I was an influencer at the time. I don't even know that was yet.

Buddy, you didn't. I did. You were ahead of the curve, I guess. That's true. I'll accept. I'll accept that. Look at that. This is what the Super Bowl should be.

Just get a bunch of everybody, so everybody gets a little taste. Oh, I thought you meant white rap. This is what the halftime show should be. White rap. The energy level is much higher here. With the L.A. one with all the rat. Who was it? Snoop Dog, Dr. Dre.

It was a M&M. Eminem was the guy and he brought out all his boys. That was pretty good. Can I say something why it wasn't exciting? Why wasn't that exciting? Because the people involved in that, especially Snoop Dog, is oversaturated. I'm not excited. to hear Snoop Dog on anything.

I put on the fucking Winter Olympics I think came on five seconds he's like he's like oh this kind of ice skating's the shizzle and then she got a oh she hit the trip of Linda y'all I like that.

I don't I mean what the fuck are we doing man? It's awful yeah yo this bitch be spinning yeah this boy got his ball back showing in his tights

this is gizzled now somebody's gay on the ice right now oh for shizzle Oh man, that's curling done right right there I watched it last night He's doing it Yo, Kizurl He's doing his Kiz Earl

These motherfuckers bobsled than a motherfucker Yo, their dick to butt Plug the dick, what's going on? That Chinese skater got more ass than a mullet than a fuck What's this? I want to see where they cut it What is this right here? Is this um

Is it Charlie Kirk's funeral? This is it right here. Oh, they left it in! Yeah, they left it in. Because it's fucking now. No one gives a shit. Dude, I'm telling you right now, I looked at my uncle, I went, did he just, her tits just come out? And he's like, no.

I thought that was Charlie Kirk's funeral. And then they, and then on the, that was on the Triniton, dude. That tip was on the Triniton. I remember everybody was just like, what the fuck just happened? Had a little bounce to it, too. A little bansleckle flappy. It looked good from far away But when you saw the close-up of her tit

Of course It was not that good They another one It was oversaturated too That titty picture I just seen it a thousand times Stop Karen They did with me with

What's her name's ugly first pussy Pussy picture Her really ugly pussy Britney Spears Oh yeah We all waited for years Through our teens with her Yeah We waited desperately

And then she got there And she showed us her Shaved Meaty Pale box. Yeah, it was just a mediocre Orange County pussy. Oh, it had elbow skin on it. It was like wrinkly

in the bottom. It was all mushed up in a car seat. What a terrible framing for your first public pussy. She had waitress pussy. Oh, I hated that picture. I hated. Her face was ugly. Her body looked terrible. Everything looks bad there. Her face looks terrible there. It's so awful. It's not a good angle to get your pussy taken in.

No, but you can also just see how razor bumpy and irritated it is. Someone just slapped it. You just slapped your pussy, Brit. It really does. Let me zoom in on that. Let me check it out. It might as take a peek, right?

Yeah, let's take a peek. Just zip in on it. Zip in on it. Oh, man, it looks deformed. Now, what I did like when you go in on it, it looks like... It looks like nuts. It's just... It actually looks like Mike's drawing yesterday of Belichick's cock.

That's true. It does like that. It's just like one lips covering, the other one's all smushed. It was such a horrible representation. Everything's going bad. She's sitting, so her ass is for it, so it looks like her pussy. and her ass crack and pussy lips are the same thing. This looks like an elephant trunk down.

Yeah. It's like I don't know what's going on here. It looks like two manatees sleeping on each other. Yeah, the skin is rough, rigid. But one side is huge. The other little lip is mushed over the other one. It's like folding. Christine, if you wouldn't mind, I don't have a laser pointer.

If you get ingrown hair there on the top, top, top right about the, yep, right there's a bad boy right there. That one's a problem. Yeah, and you can see her darker asshole hair down the bottom. Absolutely. You see her dark hair? She doesn't get to hit. She got to get that taken off. You know, Dawn actually shaved her, waxed her pussy.

Whose? That, Britney Spears. Oh, okay, all right. She used to come into Dawn's... I think she used to come in to her wacks her pussy. For who? What do you tell me this for? Brittany used to come in to see Dawn to get her fucking vaj waxed.

Oh. And Britney would always... She did a bad job. Brittany would always pull her top. She'd have the towel on the top, and she'd always like... Go down. She'd pull her top down, and Dawn kept having to pull her... her towel back up.

It was like some weird move that she did. And she came home, she's like, I did Britney Spears today. And I was like, how was it? She goes, a little weird. She kept taking her tits out. And I was like, what? And then I wish she's scissored. Don and her have the same vagina, by the way.

No. No, I'm kidding. Don't say that. Don't say that. Are there better pictures of her actual pussy? She never did. I don't know what's her and what's not her. Oh, there's a lot of fakies for sure.

A lot of fakesy. Like, this is not her. That's not her for sure. That's a nice one. I'd say getting out of car. Please, if I could find this uncensored. Yeah, Britney Spears pussy uncensored. On straight up gay porn.com.

Type in real and uncensored. As we sit here looking at the pictures of Latoya Jackson. I mean, yeah, she's definitely a... Those are the older ones where she still has, like, muscle mass. She's a spectacle. Look at the newer ones. Yeah, but she's also like a grandmother's age, like an elderly. She's elderly.

Yeah, she's like... So it's like, this is what happened. Like she's just out and about This is what my grandmother looked before she died too Yeah I'd show you my grandmother you'd throw up Just bones walking around yeah Now they're freakish like you know Into like weird weight loss

She's probably some sort of like A bulimic but like anorexic or something She's probably doing Ozambic or something now To keep it down Go to the newest one Christine or she's in some red outfit And looks like a skeleton Yeah I mean she needs to put on like 20 pounds But I don't know if it's like her age

and she needs, like, to drink and shore? Or one more below. Where are you talking about, Jacob? Scroll down, scroll down, keep scrolling down. Keep going right there. This one? Yeah. That's the one that got you.

I mean, dude, she looks way better than my grandmother looked. I don't know what I'm saying. She's like, she's a dolled up. She looks better than my sister. No, what I'm saying, but that's the skeletal remains of somebody that age sometimes. If they're not fat people, they end up also being, like, just like a sack of bones, almost at that point. She probably just has tea and honey all day. No, I will say she looks very bad for her age now.

69? 70 years old? I thought she was older than that. I mean, she thought she was like late 70s. I think she looks good for a 70-year-old. I think she has an eating disorder. It's a problem. This looks like somebody.

I mean, you see anorexic girls in New York, too, where you're like, I've seen anorexic girls like on the treadmills at the gym. And you're like, man, this girl needs to, like, go to a doctor. Yeah. Yeah, she's bony a shit. But I don't know. Beyond, like, thin. But for an old, for a 70-year-old, she does not look that bad, Jacob.

Seventy? Jacob likes him young. Jacob has no tolerance for an old lady. Okay. That's not true. He has no tolerance for imperfection. I don't know, man. No, I mean, you better keep it tight if you want to get with this guy, but still.

Understood. Say less. King Bachelor over here. God damn. George Clooney. Forever. Sorry. That's his motto for life.

All right. I just want to set Christine off. Now. Jacob, we need to find you like an older plump girl. Yeah, you do need to, you need to date a six.

You gotta stop trying to get a nine. It's like a 35-year-old six. Yeah, you need a Philly six, dude. You'll be happy with that. I'm a fucking New York six. I mean, that's like a world eight.

I know we've got to take a break here in a second. Oh, God. Look at Pear. Oh, my God. They get these girls getting out of cars. so it's not their fault, but like wear underwear then, so we don't have to see you're getting out of car pussy where your assholes pushed into your clit.

It's crazy-looking. It's a terrible angle. That's a better angle of, if you zoom on on British... Who's you gotta put water on them so they become actual pussies? That's a better angle of her pussy. It's not like mushed over. See, it's...

That's... That's Paris Hilton. Oh, no, to the left. That's Brittany right there. All the way to the left. That's the same picture we just looked at all. It's identical. No.

You're all British? Is it really? It's Zoom. No. That's Brittany? That's the same picture we had before. It looks a little different, bro. It's just lighted differently because, like, the...

No, the other photo was mushed over on the side. Show me the exact other one. I'm telling you. Why are you fighting with me about this? I don't know. I've studied this. Look at that. Look at that.

It's bright light. Go back over to that one. Mm-hmm. And then go back over to that one. Put them side by side. Are you killing time? You're trying to kill time? No.

It's a different angle. No, the one on the other one is lightened. Oh. The one on the left is lightened. The same exact picture. Is it? No, her face angle. their face angle is different jay it's a second different dude it is different

ahem ahem ahem hang on jacob yeah settle down let oh it's different picture of the same getting out of a car so fair sorry apologies i thought you were saying it's a whole different thing i'm just saying that the the vagina looks a little better in the other one apologies i accept it you didn't first well now i now i now i'm the bad person again i don't know how that happened that happened is Christine's just like, see, this is it. I don't know how it happened. You made it happen. I just said, hey, this, and you're like,

do you hate me? And I was like, of course not. I just think I'm right. And then we found out it was right, and you're like, I apologize. And then somehow I was a bad person. No, no, I said I was apologizing. And you just glazed over it.

You said, I don't apologize. I didn't accept your apology good? I'm sorry. I love your apology. No, no, you don't accept it. Why do I feel like I have to apologize? Or if you didn't accept it. Christine.

I accept it. Christine's going, I don't know, I don't know, Join my club. I accept your apology, Bobby. I didn't give you in a fucking apology. The middle one's Parisholitan. What the fuck just happened? The middle's Paris Hilton.

How did that happen? I don't know. We've got to take a break, everybody. We'll be right back. We'll talk about me doing Bobby's show. Oh, God, Lindsay Lowhan's picture, she's coughing, too, which means her pussy's, like, blowing out. Don't say it.

Don't say bloom. It blooms for you? I hate it. It's like when a snail comes out of the shell. Were you at this weekend, Bobby? This weekend. Tomorrow, tonight. Oh, I know. Tonight, Cincinnati.

If you're anywhere near Cincinnati, Ohio, come out. There's a few tickets left. It's a very small club, intimate venue. Come out and check me out tonight. And then tomorrow, Friday, I'm at The Addict and Columbus. Tickets are going fast for that. So punchup. Punch up, too, because they don't overcharge you and they're not fucking with you over there.

They don't shove it up your ass all the way. These other fucks do. Let's go. Like, major fitness. Let's go. I'm in Fort Worth. I think only tickets left for Sunday. So get your tickets for that.

That's what I was told. Sometimes I feel like that's wrong. No. We'll see. You're killing it. Nashville, San Fran, all on deck. Jacksonville. BigJComedy.com.

We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.