The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Legends (feat. The Jersey Shore Cast)

Episode Date: August 4, 2023

J-Wow, Sammi Sweetheart, Mike Situation, and Vinny from The Jersey Shore are in studio and pay our guys a huge compliment!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Oh yeah, welcome back to the Bonfire. Jersey Shore didn't come in yet. Yep, they're late. But we're not late. They're late. Then they were early. Then they're late. And then they're early again. And now they're a couple minutes late. Now they're going to be

15 minutes away. They're haranging them around. Yeah, they're taking them through the, what do you call it when they go through all the shows? Carwash. I was giving it to Bobby. to Bobby Jesus Christ so excited to say it to I know you were because Fuck everybody Those little home I put on the lights DJ Lou just turned the lights on and it changed the whole mood in here I didn't think it was gonna be that bright They have to be on a good J alright. Yeah, you have to go on of it. That's what you're right. Those have to go on. It has to go on, so do you want to easily do it now?

Yeah, it's good used to it now. Jay's ready? Yeah. Close your eyes. I mean, can I just say something? It's a beautiful studio. This studio, oh my god. This studio.

The Walter Bloom. Who did that? They come on when you put up those lights on. Jay, your eyes are gorgeous. Thank you. It hurts so much. put up the lights on J your eyes are gorgeous. Thank you It hurts so much. I love the lights on no, you don't like this. I mean prep a little bit These guys are celebrities to me because I'm from Jersey. Okay. Go ahead Okay, are you nervous? I'm not nervous. I'm going over here. Luke came up with a great idea. Jay. What is that?

See if the situation will try my shrumboli. Well, that's a great. That's your idea you came up with that And it is a great idea. We should do that. Thank you We should have them the girls and the guys help us with Jacob With the necklaces the bracelets and help is it right what you should wear? Yeah, what do you think? I agree. I agree with you. I think so who's coming in it's Vinnie? We got Vinnie situation Vinnie situation Sammy sweetheart is back after 11 years absence Wow, and then We're in Angelina Angelina Angelina no snooking no J. Well now they're in another part of the building

Okay, so we have Vinnie Angelina Sammy sweetheart My situation. Yeah, one of them go by. But which one do you see? I think it's the situation. You think you don't know what the situation looks like? It looks a little two inch. You're from Jersey.

I think it's him. Jacob, you saw it. Do you look hungry? He did look like he would, he would like a strong boy. Maybe piece of my J's once a year strong boy. Is it once a year? Sometimes not even. I'm like, I don't think that I've had it as many times as once a year shrubolly. Is it once a year? Sometimes not even. I'm like I don't think that I've had it as many times as once a year would be.

No, and Christine's time with me, what about maybe six times, seven times? Yeah, probably something like that. It's so good. I can't wait to have it. Is there enough for everybody? Well, everybody and Jacob's not going to eat it. What was that? You had a phone, I think?

Why was it my headphones? Because you're putting it in the microphone? Oh, sorry. Yeah. Thanks. So, yeah, it's pretty, it's not a once a year of shrumboli, but Jacob's not gonna touch it. There's no chance.

You don't like shrumboli? He doesn't like me. He doesn't trust my cooking. And he hates curries. Oh, you're a man? I made it. Eating, I just brought in some shrumboli. He doesn't like me. He doesn't trust my cooking and he hates cured me. I made it Eating I just brought in some stromboli. I know you're not eating it. I know Jacob. Why aren't you eating it? Why wouldn't you take a bite? You might gonna skip her over and over again. He hates cured meats. Haven't you been listening how hurt we were as children?

I know, but it's just strong. You're not proud of my stromboli. What kind of meats did you use? Pepperoni and salami nice. What kind of meats did you use? Pepperoni and salami. Nice. What kind of cheese? Mots of Rell and cheddar. Who made the dough? A dough maker. There's a dough maker?

Somewhere. You just bought dough? You know, nice. You know who does like stromboli? The situation. You don't know that for sure, but I bet he's gonna... But I don't know he went back at one point, his big thing was when he got off drugs,

situations big deal was eating, and he started to get heavy. You've missed this season, he eats in every episode, he loves the fucking eat. No, but he's also now in good shape. So when he eats in every episode, he's not eating like shrumboli and pizza kind of shit, it's like he's eating like a 72 ounce porterhouse.

The parallels between us are fucking uncanny. Oh, you in this situation? Yeah, I mean, Oh, for sure. I mean, eating, drinking, drugging, not. But now you're not, now you're a happily married man with children. Happily.

Does he have a second job? You both wear catchphrases on your t-shirts? Does he have, it's true. I believe it does. Does he, does he have a second job on the way, maybe? I think on the way. My catchphrase says, be weak. Apologize.

Yeah. So my therapist told me, because he told me, a man dug out a big fight. And I was like, what the fuck? He's like, just say sorry. I go, that's weak. My wife doesn't want a weak husband. That's right.

He goes, be weak. Apologize. Hey, you should just say you're sorry. So I went home and I was like, I'm sorry. And she ignored me. Did you, uh, and then I hit her. Then that's right. Exactly.

You, you were, be weak and apologize. And then recapture your strength with a random crack to the face. Yes. Absolutely. Big daddy's such as loving his current situation when not filming for Jersey Shore. He is experiencing a different kind of reality show

with wife, uh, Lauren, uh, life with her two kids Romeo and me. Also, yeah, the other one's just born. Look at that. Okay, so Sammy's, Sammy sweetheart is back and also Ronnie comes back, her ex. No, Ronnie is coming back. Ronnie was back. He's coming back or he's back.

They meet, they reunite on the show. I don't, and they won't tell you what happens after that. Really? Yeah, I thought you liked that. Depends is there Ron Ron juice involved? Yes, he is. That one. He's in the show, but he's not here in the building. But you've seen him on the show again. Yeah. He is currently back. I think he comes back to visit and he meets up with Sammy. Really? Yeah. Ooh, we kind of love their force in that and there.

That's when they try to have a Amy Fisher fuck jolly but a few co again. Remember that years later after she got divorced from the porn husband? We funny if she went back and finished the job. I'm finished business bitch. She goes with John Wick style. That's interesting because that was a big thing then. Then Ron Ron juice went fucking bad for a while. He was all over. He's gonna rest it constantly and go in the hospital. And she was a lot. Now these guys all made a lot

of money off of the list. I'd have to assume but also their names or brands at this point now. I saw I remember it coming back from somewhere in Jersey over to Lincoln tunnel and there was on that way up to the Lincoln tunnel like that road you can't get off of there. Before the last exit in Jersey there was a billboard that was for snooki maybe clothing line or store. It's a snooki store. It's like a store she has, where there's certain things. And I was like, go ahead, snooki. I mean, the first episode or first season of that show, she was getting arrested multiple times

for being hammered in the streets with her tit hanging out. Now, she's like a double, that's pretty great. And what's his name actually had some troubles with the law? Situation. He went to jail for two years, two years. Now a little less, right? 18 months, I think. Yeah, might have been 18 months though.

That's two years. That's wild. It might as well be. I always say it's the craziest thing ever. But also he said, I think when he interviewed him on SDR show a while back, he said like he was really taken in right away by like the old Ginzo's. and they would like he was part of like the somehow they got like bread and pasta in there like like he was doing good fellow style dinners and shit which is pretty awesome.

He was cutting garlic real thin with a razor. Yeah. So just melts when it hits the oil. After it's in petriot relationship as the toxic exes joined the chaos to shoot latest season in Florida. Wow I got to watch that. I don't know our seamy sweet harmer. How does seamy sweet har look? I bet you amazing. Yeah. Can they call the Jersey Shore if it's shot in Florida? Yeah, well there are the Jersey Shore people. So they have the Jersey Shore in Florida? Well, they also call it family vacation now and they go and do things. They go to different locations. With their family. They are the family. They are the family.

What do they do with their families? They just leave them? Leave them at home. That's right. Wow. Angelina just got shot down married. She only knew the guy for about. She got married.

Half a year and got engaged on this season. She divorced the guy that she married. That's right. Yeah. All right. Yeah. All show? Yes. Now all these girls with somebody, all the girls coming in today,

they have boyfriends? I guess so. Those two. Well, Sammy, we don't know if Sammy. Sammy, I believe has a boyfriend of just a year. Okay, so it's new. So there's gonna bump into each other as like friends. This isn't a romantic. What's gonna happen?

I doubt it because she wasn't on the show for 11 years probably because of him Yeah, well, I think no, I think she just put out a statement saying like she just wanted to kind of live her own life And didn't want to be filmed all the time. Is that them now? I think so. I can't be no isn't that That's back of the day because you look at the top what top her top oh Did she get cans now they said from the other photo? Christine Oh, yeah, let's try to sit her next to Bobby so he could flirt with Sammy sweetheart. Yeah, I say Angelina Oh, no, she's super in the somebody now. Yeah,

like it's like shotgun wins. Yeah, she's not married yet, but she's not a shotgun wedding implies she's pregnant. Yeah, no, yeah, that was a wrong time for me to use because I'm nervous because he's my heroes. You really do love them so much. Who do you want to hug? I'll make sure it happens. I'm not doing anything. I'm just going to sit here and work this out. Which one of the girls Do you want to hug the most? Angelina? I'm Chaining Jay. Is this really your show? This is you I love this show. Yeah, you love it. They're coming in. I love the show Here we go. I love the show. Who doesn't love the show? Jacob, can you move your hunting thermos?

You got to make sure for me that everybody is close to a microphone. Hunting thermos. You're really there. I know. I know, but you might be Starstruck. A professional liar. Yeah, really. You do that with the ease and grace of a professional.

Good Lord. I'm gonna play. I'm gonna play Pauli D song so that they feel comfortable when they walk in. You think that's how that works? I know my people. Why would it be like that? Is it happening? They're not gonna sit right?

They're just gonna sit. I want them to sit. That's why I have all these chairs here. And then microphones are... Look how nervous you are. Not tall enough for them to stand. Lou, you're very excited. we got a down nine microphone shoot here Do you think you got to make a weird slar brother sound at him?

What if any remembers Lou he goes hey Lou I remember you guys I've never met Vinnie. Although I think situation, of course you met Vinnie. I never met Vinnie. We had him in here. Yeah, no we didn't. 100%. A betcha, we didn't. Okay.

How much? You're gonna lose that. We only had them on one time. We only had them on twice. We only had them on twice. He was not there the second time. He was there the first time. The first time we did it,

the set up like this for me and Dana to go over there. And we had him right around the thing. And we had, in fact, Ronnie came at the end. We've never had Paulie Deans studio, but that time we had Angelina, J.W. Vinnie, no snookie, and then Ronnie showed up. Oh yeah wow. And then the next time we had snookie, J.W. situation. Right. And situation had to go to the bathroom for like 15 minutes Me talking to the girls. Yeah, yeah, that what are you gonna do?

Oh, this is oh my god lose freaking out so hard here we go. Louis freaking out I don't recognize her from Jersey Shore. She's not from Jersey Shore. This is a sham. Is this a radio shams? These these are blonde girls What's going on? These girls don't like orange gorillas. Yeah. We got real bad guys. Oh, I'm sure can.

Well, I need it over here because it's possibly a gift. Yeah, it's possibly. This is going to be absolutely awesome. What's up guys? How you doing, man? What's up, man absolutely how you doing man Yeah, yeah, wherever you want to go ahead. It's up buddy Well, I tell you guys before we introduce everybody DJ Lou is biggest Jersey Shore fan in the world didn't even have the right people that were coming in You said you said No Jenny you said Angelina was coming in that's what they said do you make this mistake a lot?? Well, they split them up. I don't know how they doesn't sound very Jersey Shore fan to me

Everybody welcome to the show Vinny Mike the situation J. Wow and Sammy sweetheart. It's the Jersey Shore cast everybody. Thank you guys so much for being here. Can we have headphones for? Here he comes Jacob's coming over for the love of God Sorry about that seems we have a situation. It seems seems we do. Good to see you guys, man. First time ever meeting the Sammy. How are you? I'm doing the show. I'm having me. Exciting to be back on the show.

Yes, definitely exciting. How long was it exciting for? Did you want to come back for some time? Yeah, I thought about it throughout the years, definitely. But I feel like now is the right time in my life where I was like, okay, I'm good. Maybe I can come back and do this again. Absolutely. I was hard. Do you have no family?

Yeah, you have no, I do not. I was sad. I'm like, I'm like the only one. No, that's okay. I hated the way I asked it. You have. I should do what I've asked. No, I'm totally fine.

Do you have a nice to meet you? Are you able to have children? You have nobody in your life I have a serious boyfriend who I'm a dad Yeah, no kids not married yet But yeah, all things are good on my end even though I don't have a family Mike you have a new baby now Yes You have a new baby now. What did you do? Is this thing on? Yes, it is. We're talking right.

He's so upset that he doesn't have headphones. I feel like a little bit of FOMO, but I'll be able to adapt. We'll rise and overcome. You've got it. No, we gotta get him headphones. We have to either slot them in the door. Just put those on and pretend.

Yeah, pretend you're done. There's nothing else. I think this is the same thing. There's no noise. It's okay. You hear like everybody talk. Do you want me to take mine off so you feel included? You want mine? You can have mine.

When we switch seats, I'd love to sit over there I love my wife. I love my wife. I would throw her out of the house if you said yes No, I'm kidding all right just talking to the mic just talking to the mic We're good. Mike. Everybody's on That's funny. We hear you. Okay, so just talk to Mike. I could be fun. I'll talk to Mike.

You're good. Oh my god. This is serious exam. We can't have so many headphones in the room at once. Yeah. That would be national radio level equipment. That's it. Um, father of two young ones now.

Yes, two babies, two under two. Uh, it's definitely amazing. My biggest flex is being a dad. Sober dad, actually. two young ones now. Yes, two babies, two under two. It's definitely amazing. My biggest flex is being a dad, sober dad actually. Oh yeah. And I'm just living my best life and teaching others to do the same. Yeah, me too, I'm sober too.

Isn't it the best? Congratulations. Congratulations. Yeah man, it's crazy. Imagine me and drunk and having a kid that would suck. I should have an hangover, okay. For the next day. I do that on occasion.

Sorry, I'm sorry. Is that your kid right there? Hey, hey, how much is adorable? How you doing? Yeah, no, it's for me, it really works, you know, because I don't really know any other way. I only know one speed and it's go. And if substances were involved,

I mean, you would not see me for months probably at a time because I was just that crazy. Yeah, it was, it's hard, I mean, you would not see me for months probably at a time. Because I was just that crazy. Yeah, it was, it's hard. I have the kid in them. I have a hard time being sober and not taking a nap. Like in the middle. Oh. Yeah, like we go, we go over.

Yeah, but recently sober? No, I've been sober for 39 years. Yeah. That's an amazing. Sober. Sober. My drop. Bob, yeah.

39 years. I got so one I was 15. Congratulations. Yeah, I was a piece of shit from Boston. Yeah, let's see. Yeah, that's insane. What is insane? Just I always find it true. You and Christine, both of you guys like had finished your crazy ways at like getting

where Christine was 18 when she was done with it, but it was just like how did you do? I think it's 16. I was still convincing myself to not play with toys because my friends would think I was dumb You want to play anymore you want to hang out I'm waiting a spoon To be honest with you 15 is good because the later that you are in active addiction, the harder it is to escape. And the chances or the percentile of people that don't make it, it's very high.

I'm going back out one eight, forty years though. I'm going to go back out. Oh, you go. Get the hell out of here. No, you know. Come back story. Yes. Come back is greater than the setbacks.

Yes. Well, that's all. Yeah. Come back is greater than the set. Yes. Well, that is all. Yep. Yeah. Some people drive down and never come back. You know, we never have that right now. I drink like once in a while. We all slow down a lot.

You know, I try to be healthy. So the hangovers kill me. I do like a couple times a month. Yeah. Does this show encourage it? Does the show want like drama still? Or you guys been doing it so long that they work with you more than like?

I think they want drama But they don't really push for alcohol. Yeah, we're not like in clubs fighting with random people or bringing girls home anymore I think these guys are so good at their job. They know exactly to do when to do it when not to do it Did you feel the respect with the how long you've been doing it the respect level change as far as like What MTV is like asking you guys like do you know that's like almost like where the you were victim to the editors in the beginning. Oh, we're so big. Really? Still a reality TV show, that's for sure. We don't live in a house though where it films 24 seven. Sure. So it's gotten better on that front. But yeah, we're still.

Chopped and screwed. Like when I can't I'll be honest when I came back I was like wow you guys like I got to give it to you. You're still doing what we did back down like we're still chopped in screwed. Like when I can't, I'll be honest, when I came back I was like, wow, you guys, like I gotta give it to you. You're still doing what we did back then. Like you're still filming, it's still like a job and it's hard work, it's not always easy, but it's so rewarding. We still work at 16 hours a day. Yeah, I'm like, wow, I can't believe you guys

didn't do this for so long. We couldn't, we couldn't, we live in the house like we used to. Like that would be, we were done with that. Well it was funny when I was watching one of the last seasons I watched, there was something very dramatic. It might have been like Ronnie stuff that was going on. Definitely in the middle of it, you can still tell just doing enough TV

myself to know that like the producer fed question that you have to. It's like it would just see all of a sudden they would just pull in on a drone shot and you go, so what's going on with this girlfriend? Hold on, let me do that again. Yeah. Yeah. It happens a lot, but not really with us. I mean, we, yeah, like we're in manufactured situations, like we might not all be in Orlando randomly at the same time. Yeah. But then once we're there, we're just off to the races. Like they just let us go. They're usually fighting over some Twitter beef they had in real life. Probably. And then that's the whole season. Yeah, we have to do that. It's like a drama like a family.

I feel like in any family, it's cool because everybody's still themselves, everybody, it's just you're seeing it being filmed. Is it harder now though because you have this family, but then you have this real other family that is a way kind of. They come with us. So they are there too. And to her, they their her aunts and uncles So that's an Nicole and Tina that's uncle Mike uncle Vinnie. Yeah, and we're all together

So we do small like OG trips and then we do one big Family vacation with all the kids uncle Nino drops in boyfriends Yeah, it's really actually like nice. Yeah, it's nice. Because now I wasn't here when everybody had their families. So now that I'm here, I'm like, this is actually really fun. You could see all their mini-meas, because they look exactly like them. Look at Milani over there. She looks just like Jenny. No, it's not.

It's like cute to see their personalities and how they go off their moms and dads. I mean, these guys have been the best men at my wedding. I mean, Jenny and Stucky's daughter walk down the aisle and they were flower girls for the wedding. So we really are that close in real life. And we talk every single day. It must be nice to go from the beginning of it when it was just like, what are we doing?

This is crazy and it blew up almost in your face. Like the fame. And then you kind of go through that bad part where the fame sucks after a while. I was like, how was that? It's even for everybody. You went to prison, everyone found out that Vinnie's got a monster penis.

Yeah, well, that worked out a little different for us. Well, no, there's a kid behind you. Easy, Johnny. Oh, oh, oh, Johnny. But, but, but, I mean, you can't bring your children to pornographic radio shows. Oh behind you. Easy. Oh, oh, Jackie. I mean, don't bring your children to pornographic radio shows. Like, that was my fault.

They found out that about Mike in prison as well. Yes, yes, it was a good time. They didn't find that about me in kid prison. Oh, hi. Yeah, now we have to say. I was named Little Bobby. Yeah, it is awesome. Now we're going too far.

It is awesome, you guys all did, like, through the ups and downs, kind of, stay friends. I don't know if you're familiar with Bobby Kelly's work on the show Torgasm with thing cook, but that didn't pan out so well. I don't think there's gonna be a Torgasm family vacations No, when some you lose some. Yeah, I didn't like the Louis CK movie though. Oh, yeah, oh for the July Yeah, yeah, oh you like when I was fat. I was fat in that one. Yeah, but like I'm a fan of you guys. You guys are these guys are like, no, you know, I see you at the comedy seller and stuff like you guys are legends. So it's cool to be here. And you've always been nice to us too. Oh, absolutely.

Fans. No, it's funny. Like comedy comedians like you would think would be the meanest to us. Because people hate on Jersey Shore and stuff like that for years. They hate us because they ain't us. Oh my God. That's a shirt. Someone like that shirt. I got lines. Comics have always been the coolest to us because they're imperfect people as well. I mean, we do make fun of you.

But the thing is, because I've never heard it. I almost got my ass kicked by one of the new kids in the block's brother because I'm from Boston and when they popped was it the wallbergs? No, it was one of the other ones. He probably would have said Mark Walberg was him because one of the new kids in the block has a brother who had a problem with me. And I remember I was at a comic club and I said some shit you know just joking around but one of the one of the brothers was there and I had to get walked out of the Yeah, they're gonna beat the shit out of me. Yeah, Jesus Christ happens to the best of us

Yeah, like we've all been there Yeah, this is us East Coast is real way around Yeah, well I was gonna say you probably doesn't happen so much anymore, but there was a time to you guys would probably get Not a fight like go to bum saying yeah, not not cameras filming but I even fights as much as even nights do you wouldn't fight someone being like these guys I remember my friend Rafah with Michael Biz being going now you think a guy like that like I mean if I test him wouldn't have a problem and he said they were in Vegas

he said every five feet they go some some guys like, oh, Mr. Tough Guy here, thinks he's this. That's so weird. I think the worst for like a girl too, is when a big dude, like gets in your face with like, I had this guy just shove his phone in my face. I was like, what are you going to do about it? In the airport and recorded me the whole walk through the airport.

That's great. To try to get you a freak out. Try to get me to freak out. And like, I'm saying like right here. And I'm just like, what are you doing with your life? Like, well, the best example of that is the reason why we're so famous is when a man punched Nicole in the face at a bar.

A grown man couldn't resist and then just a teacher, right? He was a teacher. No, no, that he fought Ronny. That okay, a teacher. But a guy just punched a little girl in the face on camera because he just couldn't resist. And then complained and did a whole like press tour about how he couldn't get hired and boohoo me. That I can't get hired now because you know, I did that and they cared it like the audacity of MTV airing him doing that. It's funny being 45 years old now as I am and still looking and knowing now where it's like there's no reason to fight or getting the fist fights or be involved in that kind

of shit at all. And yet there's still no cooler machismo moment than one shot. Exactly. Just running back on the thing one shot. Remember that in the very like the very first season right? Yeah, that's all that one. Yeah, I like his boardwalk fight with the cop when she was Strading. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, how embarrassing I look back now like my best moment there

Yeah, no, first Not our best moment my best few seasons so there's no there's no fighting anymore in the streets. No, we really want to get sued It's a different Yeah, I mean the show now is more of like a dramedy, you know I mean if you watch the show that the lines and the things that come out of everyone's mouth is like oh Well, that's that's funny or you know how that was really good what he said so I It was volatile either. As the show was, everyone said.

There's definitely drama. It just doesn't get to. I feel like everybody keeps their hands to themselves, usually. Yeah. Usually. Yeah. You don't want to pull a hammer, you get to a fight in a bar. Imagine.

Yeah, if you hit something, now you're like dead for a whole night. The recovery. The recovery. The recovery. Yeah. That's wild. Yeah. Yeah. That's wild. Yeah. And what season is this?

Seven hundred. This is like, seven hundred. Seven hundred and thirty two to be exact. But, uh, this is the longest running show on MTV. Uh, I don't know. We're the longest cast that was the original cast. Like any other reality show, the cast would change, like the real worlds and stuff like that.

Maybe they tried to bring the real world back with the original kids boring And one of them even the one you wanted to see come back the drama Eric Nese was like I'll do it from zoom We're definitely over like 200 episodes at this particular point for both Jersey Shore and Jersey Shore fan vacation. Yeah, but they give you enough time off to kind of recover No, no, we're working now. Yeah, we're like, really? Like strike while the ION's hot for the last five years. Yeah, that's how it is.

Because we're all together this week, so production's like, oh, it's sincere together. So let's have your old time. But that's so great though that you guys are, you know, because this, a lot of these times with these things, they end tragically and then you, you know, you see later in life where people like, you know,

oh, you see what happened to them, but you guys, you seem to like take adulthood and really embrace it. And now to have this show to come back and show you guys who you are now is kind of interesting, you know what I mean? I was saying, actually, you have a few years to go for.

I think we can see like a boob fall out and you get to punch somebody drunk and leave your face. I love that. You never know what can happen with me, honestly. You never know. You never know. You never know. August 3rd.

I'm here for that. You never know. That's what I meant, Jay. I mean. Yeah. Never know. Maybe that's going to be so crazy. You have to miss all of it.

You really did. You had to miss a lot of years of drinking mistakes. I did. I wasn't in a good place to come back. I was just like, it's a lot with social media. And to film in general, it was a lot on me. It took its toll. I was also in a good place to come back. I was just like, it's a lot with social media. And to film in general, it was a lot on me. It took its toll. I was also in a really bad relationship.

And I didn't want to enter a house with that toxic, I guess that toxic nature again, being in a bad place with somebody in the film. It was a lot. It's polarizing. So when you're in that environment, it's just, when you go from living normal life, and then you're like, bam, you're like on TV and you're getting

Recognition, but then you're also getting like Everybody has personalities and like people say things about their good or bad and it takes its toll after a while Especially when my bad relationship was out there and it was just like a lot I was like going through a lot. So I was like, I don't want to do the show Honestly, I felt like I wasn't in a good place to do it But through the years like I look back and I'm like, I missed them. It was never the cast. I just missed being around them.

They're funny. I really do care and love these people. So I was like, why not come back now? I'm in a really good place. I have a really loving and supporting boyfriend. I'm just like all aspects of my life are good right now. Why not come back and have fun with them? But now that I'm here, I'm like, holy crap, you guys through the years have been killing

it and doing your things. And it's just nice to like see their lives because I haven't been a part of it for so long. What have you guys been doing? Like, do you have any of the jobs where you're still in the business? Did you do something else? Did you have to quit something to come back and do this?

I was a Walmart greeter for like six months. Yeah, definitely. I'm like, really? I would move to that town. That would be five. I'm here. Just to say hi to you every Sunday. I want to pull a lot of Delray. I would move to that town That would be five Just to say Heidi every Sunday I want to pull a Lana Del Rey I would do that for a week

When I lived in a prison or after prison When I lived in a prison, did you own like a salon or there or something? No, I used to work at the night clubs in Long Island Okay No, it for me and I think for all of us we kind of just stayed in the reality world Yeah, I've did some shows for other networks Couple spin-offs, things like the shows for other networks No, it for me, and I think for all of us, we kind of just stayed in the reality world. Yeah, I've did some shows for other networks. Things like the shows for other networks.

It's been a blessing being able to come back and have like a second chance of everything because the Jersey Shore family vacation, family vacation one has been on for five years. Yes. So not a lot of times, like you said, it doesn't really end well. You just, you know, you just gotta figure out other things,

but we're still doing our thing. People still watch the highest rated show. On Thursday. On Thursdays. So we're just gonna keep doing it until we can't anymore. And Dane Cook won't even take your calls. Yep. Yep.

What are you gonna do? If he does one day, tell him I said hi. God dammit. I'm sorry, you're far too old for him. He's, wow. Hi, god damn it. I'm sorry you're far too old for him I don't know if you see Instagram lady but a lot of oh Yeah, it raises a lot of eyebrows and then he had his eyebrows raised So it's like oh everyone looks like this. But permanently. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Everybody looks like someone gave them a Ferrari. God, he even. Just that good, nice little quick pullback. Yeah. You try. You try. Do you guys try to keep the kids off cameras, much as possible, or is it just, doesn't really matter anymore?

Not enough for me. I'm very vocal and proud of being a dad So any chance that I can get to show me Doing the right thing and being a good example for people watching I do that because I was so crazy in my younger years So you see a really big contrast in the two shows. It's such a big contrast I follow you on social media and there's so many like like head down beautiful on social media and there's so many like, like head down beautiful picture. I want those.

Dude, they're great. I just think it's such a, it's such a, the first time I met you, you were already sober. Yes. By the time I met you and it was like, should've seen them back in the day. My active addiction was legendary.

I mean, dude. No, no, no. Wait until you read the book. I was just telling him though, before you guys came in that I love my kids so much because they had such a shitty childhood when I leave I'm leaving for like two days and I'm I'm acting like I'm a Navy seal getting spun up for six months. I'm just like I see you I see you in Tuesday and he's like alright dad. I see you later. But it's funny we're saying it's like if you're a good

parent if you had parents that weren't great or a parent or something, that wasn't great, it's funny how you put that, so you put that onto the kid almost. I said, my idol, our same thing, when we go away for like a week and you're like, I'm gonna be back Sunday and I promise we're gonna do and she's like, all right. Yeah, take it down a notch. So, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, she's like, okay, are you not coming, you make you sound like you're not coming back. You're like, you're overselling it. We're gonna be great, just look at that way. I get so mad when I face time him, and I'm just like, you know, you're overselling it. We're gonna be great. Just look at what that way. I get so mad when I face time him, and I'm just like, you know, almost in tears, and I'll just put the phone down for a second. Gotta be right back.

I'm just looking in a ceiling for 10 minutes. They never come back either. No, they never come back. You just hear some video game on YouTube or something makes me sick. Does your wife get upset, Mike, with heavy kid duty when you have to go for these like extended trips?

No, my wife, she attends these trips. Oh yeah, she does. Grandma helps at home. Oh nice. I'm going to say this. I could never be a member of the cast. Oh, don't worry. Because let me hang on.

I know. I know he's an asshole. Oh, excuse my French. Oh, sorry. Are you putting that on your know I know he's an asshole. Oh, excuse my French. Oh You put that on your turn down list this year. No because you guys all still look great Yeah, but the boys your hair. I used to have gorgeous hair, dude I had I had gorgeous hair. I had a curly mod locks. I used to flip it I had a scrunchy on top. I used to say golet. I mean, I know it's sad. Staring at me like I can't see it at all. No, I'm a so cold yet. You guys all came back with great

Everybody came back and it was one of you We all take care of ourselves good self-care self-love I'm not gonna choose the ball guy. No, we all take care of ourselves. Self-care, self-love. You know, since I- Since I- Since I saw you guys last, I took the first step to long time looking good.

Got the teeth done. Oh, hell no. You're actually nice. Oh, hell no. New teeth, who it is? Most of us have new teeth, and you know, right? Not me. I got my teeth.

I got my teeth. These are my teeth. I'm like not against it, I would totally do it. I couldn't wait in my life. You want to go to like a really good dentist though? Best choice, man. I've researched the one that you want. I did get gastric sleeve surgery though. Lost 100. I I

Was hit last year. The Crateer than the setback. Let's go. Yeah T-shirt love it. I'm doing those epic. So I'm losing weight But I feel awful all the time. Oh no Before you guys can it. It's not true. I'm doing a, but I feel awful all the time. Oh no. You threw up before you guys came in. It's not true. I'm doing a ton of fasting. Yeah. I've spent for at least 18 hours.

Yeah. Are you currently in your fasting hours? I just broke the fast at about 18 and a half. Jay has a present for you. Can you really watch it at the end? Listen, you don't have to. I know it's a lot, but I did have been to bring it for the crew today.

My homemade tromboli, good I may. Oh, no. And I'd be honored if the situation would for the crew today, my home age Tromboli. I mean, and I'd be honored if the situation would like to try a piece of my home age Tromboli. Yes, I will. I have an I will. You can't turn that. I did break my fast, but just the juice. He was very nervous that you might be on some type of thing where you're like,

I can't eat that. No, I haven't eaten anything all day. So here's the bad part of it. Do you guys want pieces too? I can because I'm lactose So I will like it There is like salami and yeah, it's good It's like really got a proper early year whatever it's fun. I

Wanted a foster pigs. I love pigs for some reason Really? reason I can't kill them any Yeah, but really any other animal come down. You don't have bacon Turkey's they don't care they don't care their lives don't matter Their lives don't want to attack me and that's it I mean turkey is a shitty looking bird that is true Yeah, yeah, it's like it's but the same thing like we don't eat dogs because they're adorable she thinks pigs are adorable I do which I don't I'm so bad with animals that aren't just your basic cat or dog. Yeah Oh, I tell you the girl that I lost my

A virginity to used to make me let her weird pets crawl over me before she would do anything. It was like a real payment Just like hold my tarantula in a guana and I would just do like screaming like when It sounds hot, but Didn't you do not get any ideas? Can I just say something turkey bacon is not big and I would just do like screaming like when it sounds hot. But turkey bag. Didn't do not get any ideas. Can I just say something turkey bacon is not this. It's not bacon, I get it. And bacon, bacon is, I would choke a pig out right here for bacon.

I would fight you. I would literally strap you. I would throw down. I would UFC choke it out. I would have to put you in the sleeper. I would let you do that. As long as I got a piece of bacon before you killed me. I mean, just you know that pig was a racist.

So before you go saving every pig, just know, there's some good and some bad ones. Yeah, what about a bad pig? It's a number. What about the pig's? There's a killer pig. The pigs out in the woods that have a wild pig. The wild pig.

The wild pig. The wild pig. The same thing. They're the same thing. It's completely irrational. The pigs out in the woods that a wild barrel barrel barrel Bores the same thing and an completely irrational it's completely All right, no you have a pig all pigs matter Oh pigs man, that's what I should say to my old girlfriend I knew that was coming I Love bacon so

Nice pork belly. Oh my God. Sorry. The pork belly in the sandwich. Oh my God. That's so good. That's the barbecue place. You know what they say?

We're fighting after this. You could put lipstick on a pig, but it's still bacon. Yeah, you can also put mushrooms and peppers and onions on it. It's a pork chop. I'm definitely going to have to lunch today. I'm so good. I love pork chops. You have to pork chop for lunch. I have it. It's a pretty intense lunch today. I'm so good. I love pork chops. You have pork chops for lunch.

I have a pretty intense lunch meal. Hold long dinner. It's probably leftover. It has to be leftover. My wife made pork chops. He threw it up and I swear to God. I leave it for you in two seconds. I, honey, see how serious this thing is.

Bobby will leave you. How do you feel about a tiny house in New Hampshire? I do. I have a tiny house on a lake. Would you ever go to the Jersey short? I Go shoot I go to Syria for you Honey if you listen and happy birthday and goodbye

No kidding she's 51 Sounds like you have a fun relationship. No, she's the best. She'd be go go ahead. Tell her I said I take him please for me 100% if I was like, she'd be like, fine, send me the check. She called me the money maker, the other day. Nice. Congratulations. Nice compliment. Wait, wait, wait, this was during sex. It was a facial

sex. What's that? She said money maker. No, she's pre-manipause. We don't have sex. Sure. That's the moon's right in the sun anyway. I'm sorry. You know they die, right? Oh my god. Sorry. Oh my god.

Oh my god. I, uh, no, it's, I keep forgetting you. I, uh, no. I love my wife, but she's, you know, we can do. She said, I was, I was hiking. I was gonna go hiking and I was like, I wanna go do an overnight. She's like, no, you can't. I'm like, she goes, what, I'm like, why? I like to hike. I was gonna go hiking and I was like I want to go do an overnight She's like no you can't I'm like she goes what I'm like why I like to hike I want to go do it over

She goes what if you get hurt I go I'm not gonna get hurt. She goes listen. I need the money maker Like Jenny thought that like that's what she meant. Yeah, but it's not about my health. She wants the checks coming in Oh, she still cares. I'm sure She's like, we need you. Yeah, girls wanna get each other's back. She doesn't even know Dawn. I know. Maybe she's a horrible, mighty grubber.

Oh, you bringing your new relationship to the show, same as me? I am, you'll see my new boyfriend on the show. Is he jacked? Yes. He tattoos, how many tattoos? He does have tattoos, I have a thing, I like tattoos. He has a type, he has a type.

Relax. I have a type. Do you have a type? I don't think so, I have a thing, I like tattoos. He has a type. She has a type. Relax. I have a tattoo. Do you have a type? I don't think so. I've dated different people. Oh. Oh, you're saying it. Oh, I'm saying it.

No. Oh, no. Look at the guns here. Oh, there you go. I'm going to have to tell my boyfriend about this. No, please don't tell him. Please don't tell him. I don't want to get hurt.

I'm a money man. No, he's a sweetheart. He's not even a good camping partner. You can tell my Bobby's tattoo is a merchant marine in 1971. Is that a Koi tattoo? Koi fish? Look at those arms. This is all he's got some big legs. Look at his arms.

I know Bobby's getting yellow. He could tell I used to be fat because this tattoo used to be over here. Now the heart is on the back of my shoulder. It was too fish. I love that I took my shirt off and you two dudes like you're sizing me up You both were sizing me up. I know the glow up was real for you He was a chip and Dale and and Mike had up his he called his stomach the situation Yes, I also call my stomach situation, but it's a different situation. Actually the doctor called the situation

We have to talk about this situation. It's pulling on this situation My abs were so legendary. We called them the situation. Yeah good abman You had these six abs and then you had the V app. Yes, the one that was like hey girls check it out Yeah, yeah, what was your way size? Your most smooth Yeah, probably 29 Where's my girlfriend? I'm gonna hit her Twenty-nother probably got you a chippin down. Yeah, I do I like a star in the show. How's that you get it? You get scared?

It's a fun audience. It's just like all all girls cheering and yeah, yeah, it's great It's a good time. It's the best audience ever. Thank you. Okay, so Jay that looks good. I know they have We have to wrap up with this is homemade. It's I made this yesterday You can't have any I'll be honest with you guys. I am very serious about my foods. I am very serious. That's not really good. I am a food connoisseur. Looks really good. That bread. That's not good. Why can't you have any?

I got chipmins coming up. It's a chipmins down. Literally in like two weeks. Yeah, me too. I got to go dance at the tiny house from my wife's birthday. Are you on Vegas? What are you doing? Yeah, and then we're going to do one weekend in a lanyard city

at the Hard Rock. That's cool. Me and Jay are going to come. Let's go bring you on stage. That's a little weird. Would that be weird? I'm going to go dance. I'm going to go dance. I'm going to go dance. I'm going to go dance. My wife's birthday. Are you on Vegas, Vinny doing that? Yeah, and then we're gonna do one weekend in Atlantic City at the Hard Rock. That's cool. Me and Jay are gonna come.

Let's go bring you on stage. This is a weird egg. Would that be weird if we were just throwing dollars at you? My boy's come all the time. Everybody's thinking. What's the verdict? He's taking it in. It's quality.

It is. Yeah, I can tell by the smell. Let us call it. It's quality, thank you. That's true. That's true. That actually, and actually know it's quality when I go in for seconds.

Yeah. Jay, make a speech, Jay. I'd like to thank Mike's situation endorsed once a year's tromboli that I make. And I should probably start moving some of this on my website, I think. Maybe more tromboli's that come. This smells really good.

Yes. Awesome. Vinnie, Mike the situation. Jenny J. Walfarley, Sammy Sweet sweetheart. Thank you guys so much for being here Congratulations, sorry for the terrible things you said in front of your daughter. We got a situation because that was good Yeah, he's taking it home. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, thank you guys so much for being here. Congratulations on the new season Jersey Shore family vacation premieres this Thursday 8 p.m. Eastern Pacific on MTV Thank you guys so much.

Hopefully you can see you again soon. Thanks guys, thank you. We'll be right back. Everyone is the bonfire. Did you guys see how much you love that Shrumboli? Did you guys see that? Did you see how much she didn't like me? Feel the same as we are?

No dude, she was in the eye think you think she was thinking about it. Come on When you said that you would dump your wife on her birthday and leave her with a child I think I got her turned on pretty good But then you had the tiny home which I think kind of pushed it over the edge. I said the Tiny home in New Hampshire and another home upstate. Yeah. You're a double homo. Don't I'm a double homo.

You're a double homo. Oh, no. I have a Lexus. She's put the Lexus. I got a Lexus. It's Don's good. I take a bite of the stromboli. Welcome back to the bonfire.

Welcome back to the bonfire, everybody. We just had the cast of the Jersey Shore In here family reunion and you know what? Very nice really sweet. I love Italian people. God damn. I love Italians. They're so cool You know, I'm gonna tell you something I took about I'm gonna tell you right now I took about a stromboli and I was kind of mad well you brought in stromboli for everybody, and then you gave out my piece.

No, we have extra. Okay, well, Christine said that that was my piece that you gave to. No, you said can I have this, and I said yeah, that's yours now. Now. I didn't eat it. Yeah, cool, teed it up.

I thought, I'm sorry, I misunderstood. I thought that you only brought in enough. it. I know. Cool, teet it up. I thought, I thought, I'm sorry, I misunderstood. I thought that you only brought in enough. Okay, I apologize. Look at you. Is one thing about Bob Kelly, when I'm wrong, I promptly admit it. Yeah, you're not weak. You apologize.

I weak, that's my shirt that I have. You are weak, you apologize. TomacRebels.com, go check it out. I took it by the scrumgoly. This is probably one of the best scrumbois I've ever had in my life. Thank you. I'm not kidding. Can I tell you why?

Why? There's a lot of meat in it. A lot of meat in it. You put enough meat in it. There's cheese, but there's meat. Sometimes you get too cheesy. It's supposed to make it all cheese. All cheese and dough, and it's like, ugh.

This is like a sandwich. That is mozzarella, pepperoni, cheddar, salami, cheddar, pepperoni, Mozzarella. I think I ate too quick. And it's not too greasy. It's extraordinarily greasy. It's unbelievable. It's maybe the greasiest thing you could possibly have

is why only make it once a year. It's so good. I'm saying considering all the beef in it. No, it's greasy. It's greasier than you think it would be actually. It's so greasy. What? The bond of the foil. Oh. It's just like pure, really good. Buddy, I'm so glad Vinny is on the diet because you got a nice hot piece now. It's hot. It's warm. It's so good. Yeah, I mean, what a good bunch of people. It's great. We's warm. It's so good. Yeah, I mean what a good what a good bunch of people

It's great. We had them on show this my first time doing it with you Bobby. You were great by the way Jay I'm only following your lead because you are an interviewer genius Can I call you because you kept it? There was a couple times where it could have there was like a there was there was two times Where it went silent for a second? Why fear that a lot when I don't know who the people are. I've got my own 10, 11 year history with Jersey Shorts. I watched that show from the get go. I loved it. The drama was crazy.

And now it is interesting to watch them grown up 40-year-old people. You know, I mean with families and stuff. And it's pretty amazing. Well, because now... It's Jay Wow, too. Huh? That's pretty Jay Wow. They're both very pretty.

Jay Wow. I'm happy that she came in instead of Angelina. They're very pretty, but the guys are good looking dudes, too. Not to eat no fur homo. No homo. No fur homo. Alright, full homo. I'm in, if you're a...

There's a test. And they all have fake teeth. They all have fake teeth. And Vinnie's got a monster hog. No, he doesn't. So talk about on the show often. Does he? I think so.

God, I think you see it online. Well, can we see Vinnie's hog online? Or can I compliment this? That people don't know. Maybe listening. Maybe you're listening right now. I'm going, wow, all right, that was a great interview. We had handcuffs on too,

because it was a little beautiful little girl in here. And we were really... That was tough actually. There was questions I wanted to ask. I was going to ask if they were ever approached to do like adult stuff for only fans or whatever like that. But I can't ask that in front of the... No, we in you ended a little bit. But then I mean she was right behind you too. Yeah, at one point, J. Well, stared daggers at the situation for making a come on the face joke. Yep. When you said the money maker.

Yeah. He was like, like, ejaculating, like all over her face, the money maker, and then Jenny was like, ugh, yeah. My child. Yeah, so I give us full credit. I give us five stars.

You're hitting the limit. Because that was like throwing us on national network TV. Yeah, guys, go kill it. It's all church out there. Yep. Huh? What? Whatever you don't curse.

What do you think, Jacob? I thought you were fantastic. I thought they had- I don't believe them. Jacob, you only eat one piece of that? No. Stromboli. No.

You won't have Stromboli? No. He's cured me. He's. Why? Well, that's great. I don't eat that, but it is a little heavy for me. I don't like cured meats either.

What if the electricity goes out and we have to cure everything, like back in the day, yeah? Then I'll deal with it. You'll deal with cured meat then? Yeah, I mean, then you have to do what you have to do to survive. You don't need beef jerky when you go out in the wild? I do. No.

I'm gonna have you, Christine, heat it up for the live show because you'll hear on Tuesday, DeRose has thought some I want to hear a stream, but. Whoa. Yeah, he's got a swinger for sure. That's not really a swinger, dude. No, I think the guy's got a piece on it. It's been talked about multiple times.

I just looked at it. Did you type in the word penis, Christine? Yeah. Okay, I'm sorry. He's typing cock. Make dough get me wrong. Great, I mean the guys are good looking guy. Good looking guy, great bod. Top 10 percentile, I mean this it's like, I've been cocked. I mean, don't get me wrong. Great, I mean, the guys are a good looking guy. Good looking guy, great bar.

Top 10 percentile, I mean, this guy's. Great bar. Good guy too. Where's this guy? Very, very nice guy. Yeah, we do have, you guys come on the show for a while. What? It sounded like they were saying they both have big dicks.

Well, the situation might have a huge penis on them. Me and Jay say the same thing, just opposite. We'd have a small packet. Yeah, so everyone's thinks that. And then when they see it, they're like, Ah, that's not terrible. That's not so bad. Me and Jay are the small, we'll go dance with them.

We'll do the small packet dance. That's what I've always said. I've always said I'd always rather undersell my dick and have you go, Okay, versus going like, No, I got a pretty nice wall. I mean, that's how we found that up at Brendan's Sackleau's four inch penis. He has a four inch wall. I mean, that's how we found that up at Brendan's Sackelose 4-inch penis.

He has a 4-inch penis? Yeah. What? But that's not the craziest thing. The craziest thing is how it was brought to us. Lewis said on a Legion's Gangset episode, Brendan's probably Sackelose probably got a little dumb dick like me and Jay, which I don't know why he's throwing

me under the bus, but okay. He goes like me and Jay, I don't know why he's throwing me under the bus, but okay. He goes like me and Jay and Brendan goes, no, no, I actually have a really nice dick. And so right away, I had believed him right away. I'm like, oh, this guy's rocking like a seven inch dick. A really nice dick. Seven inches. That's pretty that's that's where those adjutive start Very nice. I'd bump it down to six and a half. No, very nice Very nice. I'd bump it down to six and a half. No, very nice.

Seven. If a guy says about his own dick, I have a really nice dick. It's you're thinking seven at least. Am I crazy? Yeah. Everyone seems about right. I think six and a half. And then we asked how big it was and he said four inches.

And then we all started to laugh. And then I didn't laugh. They're like, oh wait, he's probably saying like, he must be like his dangle is four inches, which is nice. A four inch swing is real nice. And then I go hard or soft. I go, wait, do you mean soft?

And he goes, oh, did you mean hard? Like he felt the pressure was coming down. He was, oh, did you mean hard? Maybe like four and a half or something like that. And then we showed him what four inches was was coming down. He was, oh, did you mean, maybe like four and a half or something like that? And then we told him what four inches was and told him that's in fact a small penis. And he was like, no, and then maybe he goes, maybe I'm wrong. I thought of it. You're wrong. If you think you have a really nice dick and you're telling us it's four inches, you don't

know what four inches is or you've never measured it, someone told you, whatever. And then we called us a girlfriend on the air and she backed up four inches God bless them God bless her her vagina is gonna be new forever. It's right. I think it's never gonna smell dusty That's a nice What guy doesn't know like industry standard he's how do you go through? We're not surprised that that's That's a nice size. I would never say I have a really nice dick, ever. That's a good question, Jacob.

No. I mean, you're living in the world. Yeah. Some things you just pick up. Yeah. And one of them is like, a really nice dick is about seven inches. That's a six and a half.

You're supposed to keep saying that. I know. That's a six and a half. Sort of thing that you have a six and a half inch penis. I think six and a half is a good size. It's a good, I mean, if I went, that's a good, you could take that car home and it'll serve you good in your family. We use anything below that as a small penis.

No. I say four and a half is an average penis of a dude. You're wrong. What? I would say five and a half is the average. Which we mean five and a half and six. I think it's four and a half, four and a half. You're wrong. What? I would say five and a half is the average. But between five and a half and six. I think it's four and a half. Four and a half. You're wrong. No way. You're a hundred percent wrong. Look it up. Please.

You think I don't look up average penis sizes? What is it? What is it? The average dimension is four and a rec penis. We're five point six inches in length. I'm right. Five and a half. Four and a half. I love that penis. I'm right. I. Five and a half, four and a half. I love that penis. I'm right. I said four and a half to five and a half.

No, you didn't ever say that. You said four and a half. Well, prove it. Okay, we recorded this. Well, go. Remember we proved Jacob was a foul, filthy liar? Yeah, but you're lazy and you won't go back and listen to it.

That's why I employ a Christine in my life. She will find out. I don't have a Christine. It's five and a half inches is an average size penis. I have a, yeah, I have a nice one. 5.6, yeah, you have a nice, no, it's 5.6, I have a, you have a really nice dick.

I have a nice one. Yeah, I wouldn't say. We know. Thank you, Jacob. I, I, I, you had a, you have a nice one. Yeah, I wouldn't say we know. Thank you, Jacob. I You had like you have a BMW No, I hate BMWs Why I'm good at it's a I have a Lexus I would say that's accurate. You've a Lexus. I have a Lexus. I have a Lexus with everything

Hybrid it's a hybrid. That's pretty cool. I have a hybrid Lexus with all the you could with the 14 inch screen Yeah, I have like a Lexus with all the you could with the 14 inch screen. Yeah, I have like a Like a Honda Odyssey You have a acidic Jew mobile Who's got the largest penises in the world? Ecuador. Wow. Who has the largest? Ecuadorians then Cameroon obviously Who is the smallest the smallest?

United Kingdom UK that that sounds the whitest the whit? The smallest. You know the kingdom. UK, that sounds really good. The whitest, the whitest you go. It's interesting, not Asia. Oh, wait a second, but there's more than 68 countries. Asia's below that. That's not the whole list. So Christine.

In just six. So seven inches in Cameroon. Six and a half and camera. Seven and Ecuador. Average. So six and a half. Six and a half in Cameroon, seven and an Ecuador average. So six and a half, I was right, is an average, is a good penis. That's a good penis. Six and a half is a fine penis. You have France, a French is six point two,

but that's with all the extra stuff on the end of it, that you get a little bit better. Yeah, yeah. The Central African Republic is not as big as you think. Italy's bigger. I love to go to this really nice interview to looking up what we have to get this out. I know. I know. Are you what question you were going to ask?

What? Christine, rather a guy with a, a seven inch, uncircumcised penis or a six inch circumcised penis. And it was the question I was going to ask. Same width. Answer the question please. Christine, please. Christine, if you would answer the question. Christine, if you get answer the question please.

I don't mind uncircumcised penis as a matter. I'm like a six or seven sounds good to me. I don't love a big dick. So the answer is summation. She loves cock in any form. It doesn't matter. I guess circumcise. That is what we learned. Dark. Well, I guess we'll be take away from that is. I think there were two close. She answered the question either way. Yeah. It doesn't matter. We're too close. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't matter. We're too close. Yeah. Yeah. I got what you're saying. But uh,

you thought it was going to be grossed out. I was going to ask more. Is what you want to ask more? Do you want a four and a half inch penis that's circumcised or a seven inch penis that's, uh, on circumcised? A seven inch on circumcised. Jesus Christ. You said that fast. Yeah. Really? That's that. You shouldn so seven inch on circums. Jesus Christ, you said that fast. Really, so fast. You didn't even finish the question. Yeah. Man.

She just went seven. Really? Seven. I thought your giant pussy cleafed that answer out. Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven.

Damn, Christine's like seven's not even that big. Fuck you. Seven's that big? I thought seven was average. that big. Fuck you. Seven's average. I thought seven was average. Seven is six and a half is average. You know what I mean? So my hand is an average either. Every one is five and a half.

We just look this up. The question is, Jacob, there's a lot going on right now. I'm saying that the question is wrong. Would you rather have a five and three quarter and uncircumcised penis or a 5 and 3 1 2 1 1 2 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 are uncircumcised. The biggest, by a quarter of an inch, the uncircumcised is bigger. But that doesn't mean nothing. No, that doesn't mean anything. That doesn't mean literally nothing. So, but then I'm trying to say it's preference. All you're asking is basically you could take out all these numbers and just say, Christine,

would you prefer an uncircumcised or circumcised? I'm not going to get the answer I want. You were hoping for circumcised. Yeah, we just weren't America. Do you want to go with a poor person or a middle class person? I think circumcised is great that I have mixed feelings on the practice of it. Why? It just seems so barbaric and awful to like cut a little boy's penis.

Not if you do with your mouth. It's not. Like juice, if you bite it off like a rabbi, that's how it works, right? See, we have a Torah. They're giving babies herpes from kissing their dicks. That's more a tell about those fucking dusty ass rabbis with their herpy mouths. That's a rumor anyway.

No, no, no, no. That happened in my family. I saw that happen in front of me. Herpes? You saw somebody get a baby, get herpes? No, I watched a rabbi bite my nephew's penis. Which one? The one that was here? No, his real- rabbi bite my nephew's penis. Which one? The one that was here?

No, his brother. Yeah, but wasn't it a week ago? No. His brother. The Jack one. The one that you molested. The one that sends his pictures of themselves to this all the time.

Yeah, he's making up for it a lot. Because he was molested as a child by a rabbi. And now Uncle Jake, the fucking likes to take over the reins. And I will let him live it down. I I said I watched it. I watched the rabbi Kiss your penis Just cranking, and banging the gym We're wrapping up this bitch. Yeah, what a good show. That was fun. That was a good show man

It was just a weird nervous when guests come in like that, but I want them. I want them to come in you de great Do I look alright? Comfortable when they're in here. I don't know. I want them. I want them to come in. You did great. Do I look all right? Do I look comfortable when they're in here? I don't know, I couldn't make any contacts. I couldn't make eye contact with absolutely anyone including you guys. Really? We were too cool for that moment.

I just mortified. I looked at everyone pointing to the situation which was just staring at me. Yeah. I got scared. Oh, also, we didn't have headphones for the situation. Yeah, what bear say? That's high full of.

Listen, last time they came in, not one of them wanted headphones. So I'm like, all right, well, one will not- That's always be prepared to have them though. I mean, that embarrassed everybody. Yeah, really. We looked dumb as a unit. And he had a different microphone? Sssh, I mean, what's wrong with that?

I don't know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't know. We all just like, first of all, we should have given the shit microphone to Sammy Sweeney. Or she's got earner stripes back in. He's kids been putting the work for 10 years. Thank you so much, Cass, the Jersey Shore.

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Here's a good as becker steam bring them all on Hey guys, I look forward to you all here in on Tuesday, how Joe der Rose feels about my stromboloise. She said, four and a half. Chase got a four inch back at. That's not true. I don't know, that's not true. Christine, tell everybody it's not true. It's not true.

How big is it? Well, see you guys. I've never measured. We'll see you guys Monday. No, we'll find out I'm Monday. Find out I'm Monday. He said it's five and nine, 16th in his joke. 9, 16th.

Well, that was my joke. Sixth thing, I have a six-inch penis. All jokes come from truth. I have a six-inch penis. I'll measure that in my mouth this week. You know exactly where it is. Oh, but the next time we all get together, we'll have all seen Metallica. Exciting. Very exciting.

So we'll have lots to talk about on Monday, everyone. The fights we get in, how did Max's vest work out? Lots to look forward to. And we'll catch you guys back again on Monday. Until then, crackle crackle. Hey, everybody, thanks for listening. That was just a portion of our actual serious XM radio show. Rockle. coming to a city near you.