The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Let the Games Begin! (feat. Steve-O)

Episode Date: September 28, 2022

Steve-O joins The Bonfire and comes up with a new game idea for Skankfest Vegas.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@SteveO www.SteveO.com

And now the bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Oh yeah. Bonfire, Faction Talk, Series XM. This rule, Steve. One, three, yeah. Steve Owen a dog immediately lifting the spirits in the studio. Yeah, dude. Sorry for being late guys.

Oh, now please. I told my girl I was like, you know, she says, should we get the sushi to go since they're taking so long to make it? I said, nah, the bonfires are shit show. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. Yeah, it's good sushi at least. Was it awesome?

It was pretty good. Yeah, it was this place called Hama. Also, you don't want to fuck with people without making raw fish for you. Right. You don't want to be like, hey, faster. And they're like, oh, you want to see something? You want poop, you want poop piss?

Yep, they might give you that eel sauce. Everybody, it's Steve Owen's studio with us right now. He's got a new book, A Hard Kick in the Nuts. What I've learned from a lifetime of terrible decisions out right now, also out on the bucket list tour with dates coming up in Chicago, Austin and Vegas, Steve O.com for tickets and all tour dates. So dude what's up with the fucking that list that took so long you know how long I had how much of my day I had to invest in waiting to see if I was on the list of comics at

the Skankfest. The fucking list the most. I'm like dude, why is my fucking name have to be so far down the alphabet? Well yeah, that list was long. It's a long, long list. Oh thank you. Well it's Christine. She's the one putting it together with Rebecca Trent, it's like Lewis J. Gomez's

kind of brainchild, and then those two bring it to life every year. It's gonna be yeah. It's gonna be a fun thing, man. Oh, damn, thrilled to be a part of it. Do you guys officially promote Skankfest as like the gathering of the jugalos for comedy? Basically, they know there's gonna be a lot of tricep acne. There's gonna be a lot of dudes and black shirts.

Help me understand tricep acne. There's gonna be a lot of dudes in black shirts. Help me understand tricep acne. It's like, you know, when you see guys like a little acne on the back of your arm. It's like an indicator like a mom arm. It's a little rosacea. Yeah, little rosacea. Little prickly heat. You just know that the dude can slam a mountain dew fast

and probably listens to podcasts. You know, I love it. Yeah, I love it. That's what I know. I also give a lot of pink bellies that day. A lot of fat pasties with their stomach. You can give it a cat. Body gloves. I had the the pleasure and the honor of hosting the actual gathering of the jugalos. Oh, yeah. Oh, the host of the whole thing. I performed

that it a couple times. Nice. I hosted one day of it. The main stage I basically introduced each musical act and did like some silly trick or stunt in between each act. Now as soon as I get out on stage, all I hear in the crowd is, show us your butthole. And I'm thinking to myself, that's odd. you know, like I wonder why they're screaming that. That was the name of the next band. No, then I get off, you know, I'm in truth, the band I get off I'm talking to the guy Shaggy too dope. And I'm like, man, like they're all screaming show it's your buttoly. He's like, oh yeah, no, they mean it. They really, really want to see it. That's like what they're about. So I'm like, who am I? You're not getting them what they want. Yeah.

If it's a custom, you have to write. When in rural Ohio. Right, so I go out there and I spread my ass cheeks so wide that it hurt. And I thought nothing of it. And then I came off the stage, I told Shaggy, I was like, man, I spread my butt cheeks as wide as I possibly could and the next day

He says man you weren't kidding sends me this photo that somebody took from the crowd It's like maybe it was the the concert lighting here. It's my only excuse You think maybe it might be a shadow maybe dude. I sent this photo to my girl and she's like good God You could fit the whole fucking microphone in there. You got a gaper. It's a gaper dude. It's a gaper dude. Gaper dude.

I wonder if they caught you though on like the opening of the cough though, you know, maybe it's normally tight. You know, but the part where they try to get the drugs out in prison. Yeah, they go do the cough. They might have caught you right there. Dude, I'm gonna, I'm gonna show you. One of them watch, there's like, you can get a whole fego can in there. Dude, I'm gonna show you that. One of them watchers like you can get a whole fego can in there. Dude.

We talked this about Skanks last night but there's apparently like a very common thing is losing butt plugs up assholes because some people have very, very accepting assholes. So they just suck it in and then it's gone? I put a supposatory in before I did feel like a toilet when you went, you're like a little spaghetti noodle. Dude. Oh. Who wore it better? went like a little spaghetti noodle That's coming to front Jesus

You know what it is it's a deep asshole. Yes, holes very inset. Oh Sweet war Dude, there's a lot of fun all before whole. I see what you think though with the lighting, but because you spread it to the point of pain, I think that's all asshole. No, I tell you, it's the, you know the Death Star has the part that's the little move, the concave it, yeah. That's the sunken in part of his Death Star.

Damn dude. And that's catching a blot of shadow from that angle that was a an open-jawed photo taken there that that was an unfortunate moment yeah not for the jugalos yeah actually you're right I mean it's it's a it's a glory hole yeah I've never seen anything no go there they threw shit at teela tequila. Nice. I had to gather the jugalos the one year. And then I think it wasn't meant to.

And then like right after her and he was like, that shit's over. And they were like, okay, okay. So we still like, we had fun. You know that vanilla ice has performed at like every single gathering of the jugalos, except for maybe one or two for the last 20 years. He's the house band. He is legit. Vanilla is taking away. Yeah. DJ Paul from three six mafia has the juggerlo hatchet man tattoo on his fucking neck. Oh, damn. So much love there. Those go tell you when you go, it's what, it's why I think

you are going to enjoy Skankfest. You are going to see it for comedy in that way. They are so stoked to meet everybody and just watch their good comedy or do not talking during the show. They look nice. They're very good fans. Can I ask that we have the same concert lighting as the... Yes, yes. You can get that bubble.

It's crowd-wid all so. Would actually you do very well to show this crowd your assholes. Honestly, I think they probably want you to up it since they know about the ass also probably maybe toss the balls back, give them a little fruit bowl. Right. Okay. Are you doing it?

Are you doing a comedy jam? Are you doing one of the songs? Is it the comedy jam going to be a thing? All three nights, yeah. I did that when I was in, um, uh, I was at just for laughs, the Mexican, uh, like, like, uh, the one I was thinking, the laughs the Mexican like oh I was a king who can't just for laughs and Yeah

It wasn't that great of an experience number one because I don't have I suck at it They doesn't like it either. I refuse to do it. I don't I don't have a good singing voice And I got like this to keep tell story and then he's sing a song like this is a key to tell a story and then he's sing a song. So I'm like I tell a story and they got like Matt everyone said my baby my girl says that how long did I tell my story for I'm like five minutes. It felt like 20. That's not what you want to hear. It felt like 20.

It felt like 20. Like a long story for you to get that song. I was like well then fuck that you know they're like I thought that everybody liked my story But you know like that I'm getting catching grief about it. I was fucking you know like I don't like singing and and I'm not doing it anymore. Yeah, if you don't like singing it's got to be a lot of things work out to make it go good Dan I failed twice. Oh man do it two times You know you panicked both times they both times like singing I don't feel stupid I don't have the confidence to sing with any confidence that makes sense. I don't have any I just it's fucking sucked

And I was like I'm done dude you have to go live it for a minute. Jay loves it. I walked that stage. I was like this fuck it sucks And I'm done on me. I'm singing bright. I have no power kicks speaking of but holes. All right yeah are you familiar with the guy who Tom Segura really drew a lot of attention to this guy is able to shove his own balls both of them completely up his asshole and then Yeah, shit his own balls shit out he shits out his own balls and what's slow mo right yeah what's so incredible about it is like he's got this video and he's like behind the door you know you're just looking at an empty doorway and then he lives in Vegas. Okay. He's gonna be there He's got this plan. He says he's finally figured out how to do the anal plug

Car to Like pull a car with his like strong man shit. Yeah, like we're gonna It's gonna be you know, and I'm like I don't know if you've seen my butthole yeah that's got to be one big plug right but I need a bigger butthole right but I have every intention of getting together with Pierce Paris I was like to be in Vegas for three days because not only do I have skankfest, two days of it on my calendar, the following day, Sunday, I have my own show in Vegas.

Oh hell yeah. I can't fuck you. Yeah, and he wants to meet up and be like, I'm gonna show you this butt plug card. Dude, I- Have you ever been more jealous of an ability? I tried so hard. I was gonna say, it seems like you should be the guy who

farts his balls out of his ass. It's the first thing I did when I saw that video was try. It's so hard. It's so hard. Once I saw it, I knew I had to do it. I mean, dude, like. I'll tell you what, on a nice hotel room, when I'm pants-less jerking off, legs way a Kimbo. Yeah,

have it a nice to warm day. So the balls are dragon and I feel them at my age now, bouncing on my asshole. I've never tried it, but I've wondered if I could do it. What a pop. I've thought about, yeah, I'm like, I don't feel it hurt too much to get it into. I have a tight, I'm a bit of a little tight girl down there. So, I don't know if my balls would be able to break through without hurting It's not gonna feel good. That's I mean pulling the car though. Doesn't that just pull the pull that out? That's what I would think so he just got such a strong Yeah, I'm gonna initially he was like suggesting that we could help ourselves out And I was like no dude integrity bro. Yeah, that's what I wanna hear.

No fake in the funk, dude. We didn't pull in a car, we didn't have a slide. Oh, he said we cheated a little bit, he was saying. Well, he's a little movie manager. I think, I mean, I don't wanna throw him under the car that we're gonna tell. But, but yeah, I think that was the impression I got. I have this other idea and my lady sitting right here,

only heard about it today for the first time. We haven't had a chance to discuss it because- Because Lux ever shot down an idea, because I got a chance to watch- Yeah, my bucket list show and take it again for- Which I came back the next day, even told everybody I was like, well, I really love,

I got to watch like your whole genesis of standup. Yeah, you did. You know, from the beginning, so to see what I love the idea of like telling the story, you tell them so funny, and like in such a great compelling way that you, well, can I see that right now? I'm gonna show it to you.

It's such a good show, but it was, but I said it, it was very much like I thought was cool, a love letter to your girl. That's right. Which is very, very cool. A love letter to your girl. That's right. Uh, which is very, very cool. So does there any one of the anything that she's absolutely been like, you just, she like the, the sky jacking was a real point of contention.

And it was, um, how long did the negotiations last? I mean, it wasn't, it, it, it was basically non-negotiable and that's why it was such a problem. It had to happen. He like listen. Like I just have to have to have to go out. I got a job out of a plane and jack it. Yeah, I got a jack off and blow a load as I fall out of an airplane. Did she give you the Rocky II where she's like, I want you to come.

Yeah. What are you waiting for? Hey, if you don't want me jacking off when I jump out of the air for you, I won't do it. I want you to do one thing for me. Come here. Come hard. I want you to do it. Come fast.

We got the play ready. What are we waiting for? Get us the 30,000. Did you do it? But did you work it out before you did it? And then there were stages of this and and what was difficult was that in the beginning of our relationship looks spoke up about being unhappy with the frequency that I get but naked and show my penis to the whole wide world okay on camera. And at that time when she first servers that my defense was,

babe, it's not like I have a boner. That's funny. But then Q, that's like you're having a gun and being like, I'm not pointing. I'm just showing you guys that I have it. Right. And so, so Q2 about a year later, and now I'm without that defense, because I'm going to have a boner. By the'm without that defense because I'm gonna have a boner. By the way the clouds are about to see this boner. Yeah I'm gonna have a boner I'm gonna be blowing a load all over the place and and it was really tough plus. Lux was it was kind of a moving target. Some days like it really upset her like a lot. Yeah and And I felt terrible. And then other days, like she would be kind of like,

the weather changed, you know, for the day. For the day. Like, countdown to like, to the day that you were in. There was. And what made it even worse was that it was important to me to try to blow the biggest load ever. So I, we're also denying her sex, trying to back off. Right.

I absolutely deny it. You're talking celery juice. I don't like her sex because I had to build up for four days and and she's like what first off I don't like the idea now women we can Yeah, but in any case now There's one and maybe it shows Progress in our relationship. I don't know, but an idea came up today, which I think is I've had the idea for Fucking I haven't not liked an idea

Everything you do I'm also trying to be empathetic to the people that are around Steve Oh, when he comes over the idea you go. Yeah, okay Gotta be part of you. That's like what is it? Follow me through this one. Okay. You get a basic, just a can of spray paint. I think white's the color. You spray paint a big circle on the ground. Like it's a sumo, sumo wrestling, okay?

Got it. Okay, now, you've got, one of those double-ended dildos There's a penis on either end for sure Okay, they asked to ask from recommend for a dream right the the two contestants They start with like with their backs to each other each contestant inserts one end of the double-ended dildo Okay, and then they try to

crash each other they try to crash the other man out of full like you get to get in the walk forward out of the circle right it's right trying to like you're trying to ask you're trying to ask him out it's it's double-ended dildo butzumo see both have the dildo up your ass and you have to push the other guy out. There's gotta be. There's gotta be. There can only be one true Yoko Zuma. If I may, I like to thicken these kind of things.

I think you need some sort of a contraption. No, it's gonna have this butt plug also attached just like a strap around your front or you're gonna, that Dildo's gonna fall out if you're just trusting guys to keep their asses together that much or that's gonna have to be one long double dildo. I was thinking it would have to be kind of a shorter double dildo. Yeah, more like in it.

But the first, like, you want your butt cheeks to touch before the dildo reaches your guts. For sure, but any movement, there's too short, any movement away from each other. It's gonna happen, it's gonna fall out three thousand times. You gotta keep your asses almost smashed together. So it's a sort of, a, a,

Holding it in, it's gonna be the Dildo. Yeah, it's like a strap on Dildo, except the Dildo is behind you. Yeah, a strap on. The internal movement's still gonna feel super awkward and gay, for sure. It's gonna be moving like when a girl rides a short dick bin there. And you know what I mean? So it's like, even though it's like, they're kind of locked together. When the double

builders up the rest, they're still going to feel like they're kind of in and out of it. Okay, well, I think that I think that we've arrived at the conclusion that this is a go. Yes. Okay. I think you checked off all the major boxes. Yeah, now next question, should I not be so selfish with this idea and should we have a sumo wrestling ring set up at Skankfest and to do the full brackets. Damn. Full brackets. Full brackets and people might do this.

I'm thinking you can get eight men. You can get at least eight men. Yeah. To double kill. Where's Kingston area? You get four. You get four guys. War's case.

I mean, I do. This is Skankfest you're talking about. I think we can get in there. Almost yearly, Zach Amiko is rat trapped his own dick. I think this feels more like the color of money. Competition. I think you come in. I think you're gonna have to come in dress like Don King. And then we're gonna have to get these eight fighters down to one super.

I don't do fuck eight. It's gonna be way more than eight. Maybe? 16 or 32. Watch this. Or 64. This is my, this is my prediction. I think you could have a fucking charge a certain amount of money in order to enter oh like an entrance fee

I think an entrance I think it could be a handsome entrance and then we give a nice Pro and a surprise at the end yeah You get to keep the dildo Oh god and that's gonna be that's gonna go for 35 bucks. Oh, yeah, you're gonna think about how many we're gonna have to get at least Four double-sided dildos right keep multiple rings working in the beginning of the tournament more than four because ee like Each match has to be its own. Yeah, yeah, they recall the all-valley tournament had about eight going around Lots of good dad Russ are to need a lot of disinfectant

for post match, go-doh cleaning. I think that that's what Skankfest is about. Yeah. I mean, I mean, we've been there yet. It's not not about that. Christine, what about your double dildo, the double-sided dildo cumete? I mean, we already have a ring rented for one event.

So like the logistics are kind of in place already. And just by the contestants. Yeah, we're having alas manias happening there. Right, but, but, but, but that's the wrong kind of ring. He needs a circle. He needs a, he needs to search down. Search the ground. I mean, this is possible.

This is very, very doable. In fact, the set for my special out there. Daniel, I was going to double-dilting. Daniel, I think you just call it butt sumo. It's grand, it's catchy. You're right, I like it. It's butt sumo. I think you're right.

I think you have, I think more people will sign up for that. And Jason Ellis, Ellis, many people do show up for that. Right. To fight like people out of the blue, just come and his girls do it. I'm always blown away by it. It's amazing. Also, I think you're pushing in.

I think this will have more. It's gonna be big. Your brain child letting people understand that this is from the brain of Steve Oh, right very big I Think that presumably Skangfast has a website That there could be a sign-up page. I'm sure Christine. Yeah, I'm sure they could do it The provider I mean, what are we gonna charge people to enter this legendary competition? We got I think a price of dildos.

First date, we were charging them, yeah. It's like spring break, when everybody wanted to get kicked in the nuts. Like I swear I almost opened a nut kicking booth and charged. Just because they wanted to try it. So they just wanted you to kick them in the balls? I did, I could have a nut kicking booth there

and I swear I would just be raking in. Oh my God. Money all day long. Yes, you would. People want to get kicked in the nuts by me. So bad. It is absolutely fucking this is a cool legacy. You're wasting all this time being funny on stage. I don't know. I always go kick people in the hall sitting there in the in the lab right in jokes. I spend time with your lady. I need to get a new hour together. She goes just go kick people with the knots Just right and let's get out of here. Yep Never skip another leg day again Man that'd be a fun tournament. Yeah, I wouldn't enter it, but I'd love to I'd love to ref it. Yeah, I want to be the guy goes fight

I want to be a guy to hands the trophy an old 70 suit I like when you say that would be a great tournament. I mean, that's like saying I'm trying to do it. What's the tap out on this again? How the winter There ain't no tap out. It's fucked out of the circle. You get asked to ask out of a sumo circle Sumo wrestling. You'll produce a Christine you lack vision. I'm trying to picture it's different from most of the I've produced likely to be some kind of fucking pussy who'll actually just want to be out of the circle. It's very possible.

They just want to get fucked in the butt. You can turn around online. Christine, ask to ask all fours. Uh-huh. Not for the standing. Not for the standing. Ask to ask standing. Yeah.

And they're together by a double-sided dildo. Yeah, each fully hosting their end of the dildo. We got to put some sort of rope around them as the thing so they don't strap on. Open up too much. Like we have to make sure their bodies are together. So they don't drop. Yeah.

And then they have to try to ask the other one out of the circle. It's a crashing butt's together. You both have the double- and the dill dill. So are you talking of smash in? I'm talking knock, yeah. So as you push the guy out, you're effectively really getting fucked. Yeah, like an abacus, but with asses on a double side

of dill though, as to those little things on the thing. What a sign up. We can put a sign up. Yeah, I mean, you gotta have the game. You can always put a sign up. Like, I'm using your got to have that you get always put a sign up. Like I'm using your name, though, it's going to be like Steve O. Presents. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Okay. And we absolutely have to have people sign up officially so they can sign the waiver. True. Great. Yeah, there's going to be a big waiver. Yeah. And and and and we can't let

people do this for free. And you know, it's funny when they say when they say, uh, they went out of the car. You go, Steve, I want to go against you. And then you guys are show your battle scar. You're super white as it goes. I'm already a champion. You think they just give these out? Oh my god. You think you just give these out?

But I have done my time. Good God. Look at that. I'm bringing you guys the road show I can beat in South Korea in one of these things I learned this in Bangkok Yeah, this is Get ready. Yeah, it's a big deal man. It is a big deal. You You're surprised you're gonna do it. Oh, it's gonna be so many fat men. It's gonna be the funniest. We got to buy a Loub. Nah.

How about this? If you have a ticket to Skankfest, you know you're gonna be there and you're interested in signing up for Butzumo shoot us a tweet with all of us hashtag butzumo hashtag hashtag butzumo If you want in and don't waste our time. He's just guys only looking for real real challenge guys only I wonder if there should be a women's division I don't think women are gonna double-dill though. I don't know Vegas. You know what? You're gonna see a van pull up and just a bunch of pros It's not funny. That's not funny for women. It's not it's funny if guys are doing it. Yeah, really fucking funny if guys do it When guys do it's what we have to sit there and you have to go when the girls do it the guys have to go hilarious, right? God look at it. It's so funny. It's crazy. I gotta go to the bathroom Hey, I'm gonna go over this way and get a better view from this angle Oh, it's I mean, it's funny. You're over here

Dude, you can see your pussy. It's funny. You're over this side. Just some guy being like I've been waiting to do this Finally, I'm gonna get my shot or yeah, someone goes into a dough. Joe goes sensei Our time is now it's happening. Steve. Oh sent out letters those sealed in wax now it's happening. Steve O sent out letters that was sealed in wax. Different karate masters are opening it. Different power. Different power bottoms across the country. Yeah, it's like Mortal Kombat. They all show up. All the people who are ready to take a dildo up the show up in one place. All these all these historic power bottoms. What do you mean? There's gonna be a devil side of dildo. Yeah... And the loser has to have the one half up his ass, and the other half of it hanging out

while he takes the Fremont Street Zipline. With it? Just wagging a tail. Yeah. Loser takes the Zipline with the double-sided dildo hanging out of his butt. You couldn't be more correct about the strap on component, too. That's important.

Yeah, the harness. Yeah. They got to be harnessed together. Yeah, for sure. Or else not, you're just going to get all sl's important. Yeah, the harness. Yeah. They got to be harnessed together. Yeah, sure. Or else not, you're just going to get all sluggish. Yeah, I wonder, I mean, does the, the dildo just needs to be harnessed on to the dudes and the dudes need to be harnessed together as well.

Yeah, I think you go strap on to the, to the dildo. It's kind of like one of those love swing situations. I was thinking almost to simply, blue jisks here were talking, the Dildo's up the butt and then some kind of just like, you know, like almost big rope or just something to, almost like ace bandage, they're like- Right.

They're pelvis is together. Yeah. And then they just go. Now, first sign of blood. Do we call You guys call it? I mean you should be able to She's your tap out If I have to make Mateo Lane or a gay comic come in look at the color the blood and go that's natural wear and tear

No need for a doctor. That's natural wear and tear They touch the ground and rub it. There we go. That's okay. It's maybe a corner man who has the white towel. You got a cut person. Let me get a kill that day. Let me look at your asshole. Go strap back in. Oh my god. I'm feeling three dildos up my ass. Hit the one in the middle.

There's a controversy because one of them gets poppers in the semifinals. They go, did you use poppers in the- Before it's enhancing drugs. Took some power to go, I was pretty loose. Oh, I'm just humping back. I feel nothing. I've never seen a man accept a double sign that the old though that easily goes,

I don't know, I've been training hard. Can I get a training hard Train hard leave me alone dork You know I we like find out we have five minutes left to talk you wrote a book. That's so awesome. Did you write it? It's my second book did you really yeah, I'm already in New York Times best-selling author what a nice what a daunting task It's not it's not really I did not write it all alone I have a co-writer not a ghostwriter His name's right in the cover. His name's David Piesner. He's epic. Does he decide we wrote both books together? Do you guys just go away to write it? Do you write it at home?

It's it's really an exercise and kind of chipping away at like an insane amount of hours of recorded interviews Yeah, those interviews the first book had a lot more. I think the first book was like 70 plus hours. The second book was only like 40. And those tapes get transcribed, and then my man, David Piesner, like just pours through it and creates draft chapters. Then he sends them to me.

And then I tweak on the chapters and send back the revisions And then he goes back and forth a couple times and It's just a gnarly amount of work and it's crazy how much is involved. Do you do the voice for the Yeah, and that was fucking three entire eight-hour days in a studio. Oh, man What was your breaking point? Like day two, you're like, I just fucking... I mean, I never had a breaking point on the audiobook,

but like, I definitely just, like, your brain turns to mush, you know? Yeah, okay, it's time for me to write a book where I think you'd be like, I'm not doing this actually. I don't wanna do it anymore. Right, I would do it. Like, I absolutely used the term breaking point

when the deadline for delivering the original manuscript was creeping up. I literally was like, I am not okay. I'm like, I just dipped out, turned everything off and fucking went up the coast in the RV. And you just like, fuck this. Yeah. Yeah, cause they're like, it's coming up

and you know how much more. Yeah, it was intense, man. And it's an intense book. It's, it this yeah, yeah, cuz they're like it's coming up and you know how much it was yeah It was intense man and it's an intense book. It's it's intensely funny. It's intensely personal It's it's pretty fucking nuts man and and I love it hell yeah, man It's very exciting everybody steves book hard kicking the nuts what I've learned from a lifetime of terrible decisions It was a great name. I think I'd even get the Cohen in there. Yeah, you can currently see him on the bucket list tour with dates coming up Chicago, Austin, and of course Vegas tickets another tour dates, visit stevo.com and also he's the Don King of Buttsumo.

Oh my God, you can end it, you come and see what's left of my butthole in Las Vegas. See the scrubs, come see butthole scrubs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, I saw stevo the butthole scraps. Yeah, yeah, I saw Steve those butthole There's no going back from that. Yeah, dude. I mean we always appreciate you coming by dude There's precious little left of my butthole as it is but after Vegas man You might have the best ass hole at skank fest by the time this is all over here

Sign up sheets. Steve, we love you buddy. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you so I was late. Oh, no, not at all, man. We'll see you at Skankfest. It'll be fun. Now I know what butt zoom was happening. Okay.

Clear my schedule. I'm going to be looking at my Twitter feed all night to see how much demand there is for butt zoom out. There's going to be a lot. I feel it. We'll catch you guys tomorrow back here on the bonfire. Bye. Bye. There's gonna be a lot I feel it. I will catch you guys tomorrow back here on the bonfire You've been listening to Sirius XM's bonfire new episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on Sirius XM

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