The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Level Up

Episode Date: September 19, 2023

Bob defends his embarrassing sneakers and the gang dives into the No Jumper podcast to gain a few new catch phrases.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. I am smellin' like the roses somebody gave me a birthday death penalty. Black glue. Are you mad at Bob?

You pissed off the Bobby? Did he do something? Bobby who? Oh no, no, no. Wow. Why would he feel that way? I don't know. Just look at it.

You're background there. I can't see him. How do I say him? He did not know. I don't know. Just look at your background there. I can't see him. How do I say him? He did he did not do dark to see. Can I just say something though? He's the best. He did not. Where is he? I can't see him. Okay. Thanks. Come over here and take a peek. Bobby. Here you go. Oh, I mean, well look, Grant. I mean that explains something to me. What's that? I explain something to me.

You left the second you came in. You're talking about Dan. I'll tell you, I did call Lou twice this weekend. Yeah. And he said he was going to call me back and you never call me back. I would say you got black loot. Yeah. Damn. I really dig it. I love it. It's almost as good as... Again, Jade.

Get Jade. You just got Jade. I did. Yep. Christine, Jacob, if you can keep it down, please show a little respect. We're doing a lot for our radio show. Yeah. Good stuff. Well, you know what? Lou, I didn't appreciate it. And you say you

can hold me back and I waited and you didn't hurt my feelings. And the stuff about my sneakers, both of you, messed me up all weekend. So you know what? FU, you just been bobbed. I want to call it. That's just a little context for everybody we had a A little meeting a zoom meeting. Oh, yeah, we had a zoom meeting over the weekend I was in Phoenix J was in done. I'm yana. Yana didn't a day near beach. J. Your beach Florida Dane yeah, thanks for all the bonfire fans that came out Crackle Crackle a lot of them really nice to see and we had a zoom meeting about Skankfest We have a lot of great stuff planned.

And I had bought sneakers which I was proud of. I call them show shoes. And I showed them to you guys, thinking that you guys would be like, wow, you did it kid. Cause, you know, I'm a hulk a guy. I'm a comfortable guy. I got plant the fasciitis.

And I showed you the sneakers and you both laughed at them. I didn't laugh at them. You did. No, I didn't. Black Lou may have. I didn't laugh. I just kind of gave him like a, sure.

I mean, when Black Lou, what you did Lou, you said, I think, quote, does it have a buckle? I mean, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it have a buckle it's it's it's i got black you got black loose something wicked you didn't like them did you does have a buckle.

Yeah, that's a buckle in the front, and I don't want to burst your bubble here, but sometimes what they do. What a buckle. Look about, like a latch. You did. But they were Nike's, they were Jordans. Sure.

No, they weren't. I didn't get Jordans. Those were not Jordans. They might be jumpmans. They might be jumpmans. What's jumpman? I thought I did so good. It's like Jordan's Bobo cousin.

Do you understand how proud it was that I was going into the Zoom meeting and I had these sneakers and I was like, oh these guys are gonna fucking love these. I was so happy to show you two. Especially you two. Me? Yes. I'm not really a sneakerhead. But you got nice sneakers.

You're always classy act from the, uh shinbone down shinbone down shinbone up It's where so much there they are. Yeah, there's them right there. Yeah, Bobby by the way. There's a buckle on the front of those Wait a minute. I'm looking at the picture of them. It's clear as day. That's a buckle on the front. Are you not supposed? It's a velcro strap. It's not what do you laugh at that? Why in the front of the shoe. What is it? You have Velcro on your shoe. What the fuck?

I have Velcro on my shoes. Oh was it holding down on the front? It's holding down your toes I guess. I don't know. I don't buy crazy sneakers. Does the middle of your foot tend to pop up? Listen. Listen. Does the area right above your toes tend to snap up or something on you?

Can I please put this up on so I'd like to find out what the people think, because I think they're pretty snazzy. What's the, so I see the black going along the ridge there. What's the white above that, that part of the sneaker also? Yes. Okay. Yes. And one swoosh is blue, one swoosh is red on each on each

shoe. Each shoe's got both colors. Yeah. Okay. Is that not good? Is the but is the strap not good? Lou? The uh Lou. Lou talk to me. These do look like you, listen, they're Nike's for sure. I need to see Lou's face. But you would find these, Lou, am I right? These are the ones you'd buy. Like, they're in a bin with other sneakers and they're connected by a plastic little ring. What?

Absolutely. Oh, the real Jordans are over here. Okay, can I say something? Looks like them over here. I have a wide foot, okay guys? A wide foot. Me too. Okay, and I bought these shoes because they fit me.

Yeah. And they would strap your wide feet in. It's like a binding. You got Asian foot binding with the front of your foot. I spent the $160 on these. Damn. What? What do you, why, you know, who are,

what is Ludo, why is he not fencing the camera? Who endorses them? Who, those are, those are bucklies. Choros bucklies. Choros bucklies. Choros bucklies. Choros bucklies, dude. Choros bucklies.

He's a rapper from Kentucky. Oh bucklies. You never heard of bucklies. Oh bucklies, his freestyle's are dope. Yeah. Um, I like those. I thought of Buckley? Oh, Buckley, his freestyle's are dope. Yeah. Um, I like those. I thought they were good. I thought the little, I like the color scheme, actually.

I do like the colors of it. I got a lot of compliments on those shoes. Nice. What does it matter what we say? Because you're my friends and I bought them for you. I bought them knowing I was going to see you guys. I don't dislike them. You, I don't dislike them. You. I don't dislike them.

I just, uh, I'm gonna buy you a pair. Okay. Will you wear them? Yeah. You will. Yeah, I will. Okay, great. Lou, would you wear them if I bought them for you?

Yeah. I'm not a, not a chance. What? Not a chance. He said, I'm sorry, they're fake Jordans. What? I don't want to hurt your feelings. What?

They are. I don't know what you're saying. I've heard, but black, Lou is black. Yeah. I are. I don't know what you've heard, but Black Lou is Black. Yeah. I know it's radio. You might just think it was a kitchen title, but he's a black gentleman. He's fucking over there, lousy in campaign, by the way.

Look at you. You can turn up this week and celebrate in 2-0, you piece of shit. I like those. Where'd you get those campaigns? Bobby. A little buddy those campaigns? Bob, you know, he's like diving heavy on football this week, but just did you catch at all? What are the, what are the Patriots do this weekend? Patriots lost, but they almost won. They almost came back at the end. They had a good little run right at the end almost, but they're they suck. They lost. Yeah, they lost to Miami. BING! You just been bobbed!

That's a lot of what it's great. Yeah. Yeah. Do we know what happens if you get Christine yet? Yeah. Yeah. You go to jail. That's it. The show goes away and you go to jail. That's it. This show goes away and you go to jail.

I can't believe Christine didn't like him. I mean, come on. I can mind him. You don't mind them? Yeah, they're kind of cool. They look like they're going the dark a little. I'm going to throw up. I'm going to throw up.

I'm not going the dark swoosh. I'll tell you what, Bobby, everywhere you go, it looks like you're at cosmic bowling. I think it looks like you're at cosmic bowling It looks like you live in blue and black like Far beyond the universe that we know it's bowling a black light outer space strike one Ha ha to the sweet sounds Three strike strike turkey

Well, so we asked the campers if they're snazzy or not and these are some of the responses. Oh great. This would be good I pretty snazzy stay in strapped Nice trapped para siltans as that's hot nice snazzy. Love it. Are those the 312 Jordans? I have the high taps and three colors. Are they the 312? They are. They're the 312s. Nope Bobby. They're the 312. Now they're the 312 half a to's. Let me see what the 312 Jordans look like because maybe they're the 312s Black Lou and you're being foolish. Maybe by laughing at them. 312s. You hear that? Yeah, people like him. Yeah, there you go. Those are the three one, two's.

Those are the three one, two's. That's what I got. They shouldn't cost as much you paid. How much are they? A little less over here. That's the, I have three one, two's, man. I knew I got good ones. Those are the three one, two's.

Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. I got the brand new three one, two's. I got the three one, two's. What's two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two. Jordan, three one, two's. I got the 312s. What's through? You know, I'm not a Jew. Jordan 312s. That's not a good rap. Not in this climate. Christine. Christine. Whoa. Never mind. Christine took all the heat off for you. You know, I can't poo in the studio anymore because Jacob is a nose whore. Yo, the 312s.

That first one, that first line was so convoluted. I didn't know what the next line had to rhyme with. That first line was so convoluted. I didn't know what the next line had to rhyme with Yeah, three one two's got a poo not in the studio Gays a Jew Jay isn't you oh Bobby yes, sir as I'm looking at these I've had three one two's One note these high top these are actually black loose at me these and said this is what Bobby shoes are ripping off. But there's not ripping them off the 312 is still Jordan brand. It's a new 312 it's a 312 for older men. Oh dude and they serve as bowling shoes.

Bobby you're rolling. I have the perfect amount of slide and grip. I have orthopedic 312s. MarketService says body stop buying shoes at Ross. Yeah, that's why I bought. First of all, I bought them at a legitimate Nike store. Dick Sporting Good. Dick Sporting Goods, that's not where you go to buy Nike's dude.

I bought a water bottle and then I bought a free one. That's where you buy functional, functional Nike's. That's what these are. These are for something very specific. They're like, one of those ones, it's for asphalt basketball only. I like the strap in the front. What do you laugh at?

No, so I speak black, Lillie. He doesn't believe that you love that strap in the front. Where he believes you did love the strap in the front and lose laughter brought you right back down the earth. I'll be honest with you, when I got them, I was very excited. And then I didn't, I didn't, I liked the strap in the front and lose laughter brought you right back down the earth I'll be I'll be honest with you when I got them I was very excited and then I didn't I didn't I'd like the strap in the front of the beginning But then after you guys rejected me. Yeah, I was like maybe it's the strap. It's not function It's like a bow on a gift box. It's like you're putting a bow on your sneaker Bobby. Yeah

Streeters. Why don't you put streamers? Maybe I will maybe I'll do that their show shoes. I have show shoes That's right. I think you should really'll do that. They're show shoes. I have show shoes. That's right. I think you should really do them up. But Google your eyes on the front. We put the carpet carnation in there. Everybody's getting 312s with the strap. All right. How's that? Can I pick my colors? Christine, go to the 312s again.

Let me see what I'm going to do. I don't know if I want to do urban leopard and cosmic bowling. Let's see. I then cosmic bowling I like cosmic bowling Love it the white ones those white 312s Somebody's are so ugly. Hey Bobby. Yes, sir. Good question. Yep. I also suffer from feet issues. I have a flat very fat foot I've been told that night about your cock Come on guys, right? Come on, right? Thanks, thanks, Jacob. Sorry, continue Flintstone.

And I was told that night he's the worst brand to wear for feet like ours. How do you rock them? I'll tell you what, because I wanted, I saw them. I usually get Hoka, because I love a Hoka, because it's the most comfortable shoe on the planet of Hoka. That's bad shoe, right? Well, I don't think so. That's what they are. No, they're a hoka, because it's the most comfortable shoe on the planet Earth. That's bad shoe, right? Well, I don't think so.

I don't know what they are. No, they're a hoka. Yeah. It's hoka. I thought it was a ho-do. It's not hoka. It's H-OK-A. It's a hoka.

I'm wearing them now. They're the most comfortable shoe ever. Yeah, for others. No, well, no. I'm pretty sure. I am a father and I do wear them. Yeah, it's a shoe for all the gentlemen. Well, I like my shoes, but I wanted to get a shoe shoe,

a shoe shoe. Something to go on stage and pop. Since I'm not gonna be walking around and doing, I'm just going on stage, I got, But when you get off stage right back in your hodas because you're like Mr. Rogers, I change right in the green room after every show. Because your older feet require the support and comfort.

I do have bad feet, man. I have something wrong with my foot that I went to a podiatrist. That was a hard one. I went to a podiatrist. You did good, actually. I really appreciate that. And he looked at my foot and said, I don't know what that is.

Christ, that's terrifying. Yeah, that was terrifying. Never seen that in all of my year of podiatrusting. Haha. So I got these shoes thinking that I was with the guy from, first of all, Phoenix, Stand-Up Live, great people, awesome people. The guy took me to the mall,

because I'm trying to work out a week and to fight depression, because I can't fuck, suck, lick, chew, can't do anything. Stick. I can't do anything anymore. It's fucking, I mean, dude, and I'm even going to call for my, you know, what are you saying that? What do you mean, you can't, or you, back in the day, you can't have fun on the road because you can't do anything. I used to be, I used to be able to stuff my fat face for breakfast lunch in dinner,

and then after night snacks, you know what I mean? Now, I went to the gym, I went to the gym, I worked out like Ralph and I had salmon. Like Ralph. Like Ralph and I had protein shakes and I can't, you know, I used to go, dude, when I went on the road, I used to go in, this is how I'm going to date myself, get to the phone book. Sure, go to the elevator. And go massage, go to the other pages. Yeah. And go massage, go to M and just go to massage. And then you have to call a place, you call the operator ask for a landline. You have to call and you have to say how late you open. Because if they're like seven, you know it's legit.

If they say midnight, you know it's not. Sure. And you got to ask for, do you do table showers, and if they're like, we do, it's not legit. A regular place doesn't wash you on a table like a, like a ham. Uh, the set true. I used to go to a place that, uh, that washed your butt hole. No, like the whole, like they made us get on a table. Me and Kevin Hart went and they, they, they, they, intimidating. They, well, we weren't next to each other. Thank God. Oh, Jesus. Okay. But the girl, uh, burnt, I was laying there,

and the lady was pouring the water over my fat naked ham-hawk of a body. Just laying there, and all of a sudden, I hear Kevin go, it's hot, no, it's too hot! A-ha! I ran out of the thing, like, she burned him with water. Then he made a show about it, because that famous people, it's too hot, it's too cold. Tell us about your movie.

Yeah, I used to do that. Massage was like, I have to have, I don't know if you go on the road, but I have to have missions. I need a mission, or I get sat and depressed. All right. So I'll give my, I gotta get a water bottle, or I gotta get a pair of sneakers,

or I gotta get a jacket. I wanna get this certain thing or a certain gadget and I'll go hunt them down. And I usually, I turned it into cigars too. I'll go to a find a cigar lounge. But two of the places that I went to weren't cigar lounges, they were places you had to go up and they come, you have to meet them and talk to them

and then they come to your event. And I was like, what, I don't want this. I just want to hang out. So, you know, I can't stuff my face anymore because I mean, right? So, the mission was like, I'm going to go by shoes. It looked like the jacket of a 1980s hair medal girl. Well, no, but yes, I guess that's what I did.

I went, I was going to go by shoelaces. And I got you to look for that. That sucked. No one laughed and no one cared. It's all right. You know what, it's Monday. I know what old Bobby would have jumped for that. That sucked. No one laughed and no one cared. It's all right. You know what? It's Monday. I know what old Bobby would have jumped on that. Yeah.

I know. But it's like, nice one idiot. Hey, why don't you say more words that go nowhere? It was very wordy. So wordy. It sucked. I knew it sucked by the middle. I had to go so much further knowing it wasn't hitting the way I thought it was going to,

and I conjured it up in my stupid brain. Sometimes it's funny when the person realizes it sucked. You know what I mean? You got everyone's moves on, you go. Ooh, the crowd didn't even think it was good enough to like mention they were like, let's just get past that. Christine started typing and vaping.

They could just look down. Yeah, I don't know, man. So this is my thing, I buy shit now. I buy Stuff on the road, but that's also you kind of had a buy shit while you were eating too with the tech stuff, right? Well, I like by shit Has always been an addiction of yours by shit is my mission. I like a mission I like to go out and buy a unique little device or some type of thing. I bought parachute pants as we get to a unique little device or some type of thing. I bought parachute pants as we get to.

That's like I didn't suck, because they don't fit. I just bought them. And I put them on. I know they look cool. I bought them. They were hot, funky. I bought them from, I was that stupid store for hipsters. Did you do it?

Urban outfit. Urban outfit. Urban outfit. I was 20 year old. I was lonely, Christine. I can't fuck suck. Like, do anything with anybody. There's nothing worse than being a 52 year old I was lonely Kristi I can't fuck suck like us do anything with anybody There's nothing worse than being a 52 year old man in urban outfiters

parachute I know though you got the itch you had a you had a good you had a decent run there Where you weren't able to buy a stylish clothes good dude? I shopped at the XLL, and that's it. I mean, that's the only place I could ever go. I would have to find the DXL and go there and get something. Now, I can go in and buy shit. And I went in, I saw these, I don't know,

military green, but kind of shiny parachute pants. From where? You used to be in the Harbor Bay, but now you're flying like an American eagle. You, hey, only fat dudes, other fat guys. It's like also. Only fat guys know harbor bay. Oh man, that is DXL's sweatshop brand, I assume.

They just have fucking skinny Asians making fat clothes for people non-stop. I am. What store was selling for? Urban, urban outfiters. I like to go in there and look at the little gadgets. They have little things you can buy, like a little slot machine. people non-stop. What? What store was selling for chicken? Urban outfiters. I like to go in there and look at the little gadgets. They have little things you can buy, like a little slot machine.

I think about Paris, you start pop-locking on the street corner for money. Well, to lose my head. To do, to do. To do. To do. To do. To do.

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You asked with blast out of parachute pants? Yeah, they were a little tight in the crotch air. I mean, looking at what it's supposed to be, there's supposed to be flowy, cinch bottom pants. Yeah, I mean, I, I look good, but I can't really do. Is everybody out there still road worker pants? Yeah, they did the worst. Why would you walk in there?

Unless you're going in there to close line dudes on roller blades with headsets on. Hey, Jay, I don't get to smoke weed and cigarettes, and I'm alone on the road. I bet you, Dawn would rather you sleep with other women than come home with parachute pants. Well, let's talk to her because she doesn't know my bottom yet. But she also asked me to give those sneakers to Max.

You're gonna come out like date night dressed like fucking rerun. Why don't you get one of those burrays with a pompom on the top so you can go. Yeah, push I go I go through this the last time I You know you don't look my arms wang and like a Marama robot. Hey don look at my arms my robots broke it. Push the other way.

Yeah. The last time I I've a lot you know I've lost weight like six times last time I lost weight I bought I told you I bought jeans with Pegasus is on the back nice but I don't know whatever I mean I fucked you I bought jeans with Pegasus's on the back nice but I don't know whatever I mean I fucked up on the sneakers I'm sorry to disappoint you I thought you're gonna be proud of me. Bobby's gonna have a bedazz shirt of a phoenix coming out of ashes. Are you looking for the pants?

Yeah. They're more maybe typing their men's first of all. I made men's. It's just everything's all unisex nowadays. Oh my goodness. You bought girl pants? You bought, that's why they don't fit you, dude. There's not supposed to be room in the crotch.

You're supposed to have a pussy when you wear those things. Well, first of all, I asked her, because I did grab them and I was like, are these women? She's like, no, those are men. That's for everybody. So I, I, I, no, they, They have a lot of them.

They green. No, they have an elastic bottom. I got you. They have elastic bottom and they have pockets, almost like that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Now, it's somewhere, go up. No, they have an elastic bottom. I got you. They have elastic bottom and they have pockets almost like that. Wait, wait, wait. Now it's somewhere go up again, where you just were. Yeah, like those. Yes. But they're, they're parachute paint material. Those are trash bands. They're just like, uh, it's a very light thin material. Great. Very nice looking on. I bet I'll wear them tomorrow.

I wear them tomorrow. I mean, I won't be able to sit. I'll just stand the whole show. Two shows tomorrow. Let's wear them Wednesday. I wear them tomorrow. I mean I won't be able to sit I'll just stand the whole show because the two shows tomorrow. Let's wear them Wednesday I wear my lunch show day I'll see if you're weener blasts out of these girl these girl break dance pants you know I don't like that. I'm getting shit from a guy with shorts. It doesn't matter You're gonna put them on and go home and wear those in a tank top and dance to fat boy slim music Days go by and wear those in a tank top and dance to fat boy slim music. Days go by and still I think of you. Um, so anyways, the weekend was good. I love that.

I can't believe a lot of bonfire fans came out. There's such great fans. Can't believe it. You're on the show. I know. But I, you know, I always, I am, I have, um, such crappy self esteem when I go, I don't know if you have that. But when they come at the end,

and they're like, hey man, love the show, love you and Jay and blah blah. It just makes you feel good, you know what I'm saying? Especially at these big venues, it's like a 400 cedar, you know. That was a 400 cedar day, Dany Beach. It's a big club, man.

400 seats, how many shows did you do? Four or five? Five. Oh, dude, that's 2500 people. That's a big club man. 400 seats. How many shows did you do? Four or five? Five. Oh dude. That's that's 2500 people. That's a that's a huge theater. Yeah. So yeah. It's uh you know it's good. When you do it. I've done those shows. I've done those improvs in those big rooms. When there's 30 people. Oh me too. Oh my guys. Late show Saturday and you have to go into like a one-man show and you keep a staff member. Oh that's the worst when you see people getting cut. Oh, I've said that so many times.

So I used to say that too, because we were on the show when both of us were still having that happen a lot. Right. And that feeling of like, like they're putting on the street clothes. And I always go like, oh, they didn't say, oh, you got cut. And they're like, yeah, I'm like, you're not gonna stick around.

I stopped doing this. I'm like, you're not gonna stick around and watch the show. And sometimes're not gonna stick around and watch the show and someone's that's really good, not snippy, but just gonna like, no, I have to go like, relieve my babysitter. Yeah. Like, I paid a babysitter for nothing tonight. You're like, I'm sorry, I can't sell tickets that far back to put a face of somebody who's going like, well, my job pays me zero dollars today because of you. It's like so specifically you did this.

A hubbomb when they have to put they have the curtain. Some fucking asshole was like, let's just get curtains. And then they sectioned it off. The old West Palm improv had 11 curtains and all of them were pulled from me. They pulled so many curtains eventually. I was just like a phone booth with two people. The West Palm improv was like a 600 seat, right? It was something insane.

Well, they started doing that because they used to have 200 seaters, 250 seaters, but then guys started doing theaters. So we're like, let's, we got to change, get a bigger venue, give a 600 seater so they can come here. It's the exact wrong thought. And it's the wrong thought. Yeah, it's the wrong, they're not coming back. It's the exact wrong thought.

They're not coming back. It's the exact wrong thought. They're not coming back. It's like now you just have people who can have a sellout of 200 to some 50 tickets, we've been going in, getting buried and you have to sell 3,000 tickets. Some of these places to sell out a week. It's like, you sell 3,000 tickets, you should be in a theater. Well, the punchline in Philly, which I love that club,

but it's always a hot self-esteem smash. When you hear the curtains being the little chingling, chingling, just being dragged across the room. You're like, oh, fuck me. My agent manager is such good Hollywood agent manager guys because everywhere at the last two places I've gone, I'm like, well, Tulsa, my first thing back and I go, it was great fun shows,

but the audiences were not full at all and they're like, and they're like, dude, Tulsa. It was like the middle of nowhere and then I went and did Fort Lauderdale this weekend. And I was like, I wish it was a little busier, but the show's been great. And they're like, dude, it's Florida.

Like everywhere I go, they just say it's the place. Like, I know, next week's gonna be Minneapolis. I hope that sells out. Yeah, but they always give you some excuse to do. Dude, there was a fucking ballerina convention in town. You're not wrong. Do the worst one. When I was selling low tickets on a gig, Christine booked me at a gig early in our dating. We went down there and when the crowd was kind of light, there we go. Yeah, well, you know, you are competing with like pumpkin fest. Yeah. Is this week? Yeah, exactly.

Guys, pumpkin fed with the best Hartford connect. They were like, yeah, it's not, this is like not your ball. It all goes to whiz, caliph is in town. And I go, yeah, most my audience always has to make that. I was like, I mean, was this guy follow me around the country? I feel like my audience always has to make a decision. Whiz, caliph or big J? That's definitely heavy crossover.

With Khalifa tickets or Big J tickets. Man, what a dilemma I'm always in. Yeah, they always give it that excuse and you're always like, yeah, yeah, that makes, that's cool. Yeah, then you go back to your hotel and you're like, fuck. I think I did good, but pretty good numbers and Daniel Beach consented.

Shane was in town also. Shane came through and did a guest spot on Saturday's late show, which was awesome. I mean, look, Shane has a joke right now On it on his social media. He is fucking funny He's changed a beat. Yeah, he's like uniquely talented. I mean he looks Just dumb. Yeah, I mean I can't I'm like why you added a mustache to this outfit. He looks here. He looks good god damn dope Sometimes yeah special you had a must and it's not even like to this outfit. He looks good. God damn dope. He really is a mustache. Yeah.

Sometimes, yeah. And especially, he had a mustache. And it's not even like manicured. It's just what it grew into. He's got the swashbuckler beard. It's mustache. It's mustache. His standup.

He's a beater. He's so funny. A beast. Oh, fucking beast. And he's just on a good roll right now. When he came in, he did like, you know, a special just came out. So similar positions like you did like 10, know, a special just came out. So similar positions, like you did like 10, 15 minutes of like his new stuff. Yeah. Am I showing just already killer?

Sure. He did the Navy seal joke with a boyfriend. The ex-boyfriend was a Navy seal. So the special, yeah. Wow. What a joke. I mean, I first heard that when he didn't fill in, and it was like, yeah, he's just great. He's great. I can't say enough. Look stupid. and Philly and it was like, yeah, he's just great. He's great. Can't say enough. Look stupid, but, dresses, I mean, you talk to me, you talk me nuts. Well, I don't think he would sell you any different.

I think maybe I should start dressing like him. Maybe I'll get more prolific. But, yeah, he was done doing a nice theater and he came over and hung out for you to show. That's awesome. I love that. And there's nobody in Phoenix this weekend. I went on the drag chains with me,

same we've seen we come in Phoenix actually doing a stay in a live. He's also there. Wow. Really asking these audiences to stretch out. They'll come and see you, dude. I had a lot of people. No, I was packed.

I was packed. The Saturday was the day we had the cross over thing. I had a good size audience. It was great. They don't have interrupt me while I'm giving you a pep dark place. Sorry. Yeah, I'm trying to help you out Just take I am killing it. Okay Man things a lot. I hate when you try to give somebody a pep that like I don't need one. I'm fine. Yeah, but he doing great This weekend I mean Jacob I panicked the shit at a Jacob so much I always

want to introduce you to the guy first on these videos yeah Christine start looking up sharp I so this girl last Wednesday Madison Morgan's a porn star right gorgeous and when we finished the show of their Ralph told me that she Was like kind of notoriously on this podcast on no jumper network. You know what that is? I don't so no jumper network is that guy Adam 22 Do you know he is I don't? You know who he is right? I probably do know who he is, but I don't retain stuff like all tied it up He's like a podcast like they're a huge podcast,

but he interviews like, his whole thing was like, underground rappers and porn. I don't. I, uh, yeah, I do know who he is. I want to say something to you know that right now. I want you to know some of him. I'm sure I don't retain anything. Got you.

You understand? Yeah. That's good because it makes me all over explain him, which is really good for radio. Yeah. Jim, hope you're listening, dog. That's his, and then yeah, he, his wife is Leonard the plug which is really good for radio. Hey Jim, hope you're listening, dog. That's his name. And then yeah, his wife is Leonard the plug

who does porn with him. I have no interest in porn stars. I don't know why. I don't have, I have the, she became a porn star. I just think they're dumb. And I have, let me take that back. Some of them, nice people I've met them,

especially unlike unlike you know This show we had one right that was nice couple of nice, but when I when I I just I I don't know I just I can't listen to them. Well, you're like how did you end up here? But if you know what I do is I wind up watching some dude in Alaska just fucking you know fly fishing Which is stupid to me? but she just fucking fly fishing, which is stupid too. I don't know what you're saying. But she notoriously, they just made the headlines because they do a podcast together called Plug Talk. Oh, he's a guy who banged, she banged the big black guy.

Yes. I'm in. I don't retain, but I do remember. So Adam 22's network, his podcast network that's not porn, that made him famous, it's called No Jumper. And it's a podcast network, he's got a bunch of guys on it. And it is hood as all hell, this network, at least from what I've seen.

Like everybody, it's just like, you almost need subtitles. It's just everyone's like, man, come on, man, we're getting with you. It's all like hood girls and girls. Bocca is all for Bocca. Bocca, Bocca. What is that? Is that from Jacob? It's all like like a girl and girls and girls Baka What is that?

That's Jacob doing a biggie smalls. Oh you weren't here for that my god that makes me happy Have you not heard the do you have the clip that the person put it over it? That should be in Jacobs I didn't somebody made a song of it you saw Chris. You're right that should be someone plays the thing where it's like You get Jacob that should be the end of it Someone did it where they put it in the song Wow, and he goes if you some you just you just music drops out and you take a go Yeah, it's great. It's so great. So They have these basically porn stars and like underground rappers on and other influencer people I guess Instagram hose and only fans models and and like underground rappers on and other influencer people. Instagram, Hose, and OnlyFans models. And they go on all these different shows over there

and they just promote themselves. They have a guy from, you ever see Soft White Underbelly? If you could bring this up, Christine, actually, because I haven't seen this. I'm gonna tell you right now, just bring everything up. Yeah. Cause I haven't seen anything. Well, Soft White Underbelly is a,

and it's a weird YouTube page where this guy just interviews like all different walks of life, but like the craziest side of life, it's like, you know, methodically prostitute tells you about like a day in her life. Okay. At one point they interview, they have an in-bred family, which is one of the craziest things I've ever seen, we did that on Legion of Skanks.

And one of them is this guy, Sharp, who's a former Pimp, self-proclaimed Pimp, who they found on this software underbelly, no jumper network, and they offered him a show that he now does. Do you have the software underbelly of him? Yeah. Sorry, let me just share so Luke can see. Have you heard of this guy, Black Lou ever? I have not heard of Sharp, but I do know Lena and Ryan.

Okay, or Adam. Adam, excuse me, yeah. You're good. Play this guy. So this is Sharp. Got into the Islam man when I was 14, 15 years old, you know, young, you know. I grew up around you. You're standing at pimps and drug dealers and prostitutes and crack heads and, you know, your everyday model of fucked up society, you know.

Pimp. All right, sharp. Sharp, where you from? Where'd you grow up? I was born in Detroit, Michigan. I moved to the West Coast, Las Vegas when I was two. I never saw the Midwest ever again after that. So grew up in Las Vegas.

Fucking pussy. All right, Jake. I don't know. Jesus Christ, Jake, I'm across that line with them. That should be said. So they found them from this interview, and I guess with some of the crazy shitty says in it, I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm not gonna talk about that.

I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm not gonna talk about that. 100% of the videos and I called Jake of the media when we in Christine started watching these I called Jake and I go please enjoy these with me right now. Why don't you call me?

It was late. I was buying gay sneakers. It was lately. No, no, no, it wasn't this way it was it was on like Wednesday night or something my things Wednesday. Yeah, Wednesday night. I could have used it for the weekend this so funny this guy Yeah, this is so funny. This guy, so he interviews these girls inevitably at some point of the video. He gets them. Nope. He gets mad at them.

Uh-huh. I don't, I've never yet understood still what he gets mad at. And then he just speaks in sayings, is the best way to put it. So right out of the thing thing he just starts going like, man, I'm trying to teach you the game, but you stay bullshit.

And like wait, the game of what? It's like Josh. It does. It really does. It goes, well, try to, wait, the game. It's like Josh talking to his bandmates. She's like, I don't want, she's like, I don't really want to know the game

He's like see you bullshit because there's levels to this you got to level up My but you stays bullshit and then eventually walks off his own show. He loses it He's so mean to them, but uh, cuz to go to some of the videos on YouTube Christine They have a short ones that are uh, they half the girl if you want that at all. Sure. Towards the end, maybe. Yep. You could probably do it from here.

She is shut down. This is the girl we interviewed on SDR last week. Even getting high. But I guess getting high to you, huh? You think that's just the best predicament to put yourself into? Of course, it's gonna go haywire some. Nobody's in their in their bright mind and nobody has your best interest

I'm being honest with you nobody has your best interest, but you know that you just like to play I can see in your face Mama I can smell it. I've been around it for a long time. So I know it's kind of She's puzzled. He doesn't she doesn't't know. And by the way, I promise you, there's no context here that you need. This just all comes out and nowhere. She just like, she's ready to come on a podcast and just talk about like party shit and porn and whatever. And this guy just runs her. That's so funny. I like that he over he overpronunciates words. Oh my god. You got to go down to the house and do no thing. Oh yeah. No he thinks that's to make some sound smart. It's so I went from being like this guy's

like a jerk off clown. Do I think I love him? I find him so interesting. Not even interesting. He's it's hilarious what he does. He just I think he thinks his job is to scream porn stars stars and influencer girls. You know, for real, and the beast is kind of bullshit, and just kind of going through it like, yeah, okay, keep giving it to me. Yeah. Keep sockin' it to me. And this is a sidekick.

He's just a pile of black guy just sitting in a chair with his back on the seat of the chair, basically. He's so slumped down, he just go like, all right. Yeah. We're like, very skinny sweatpants for some reason. He says nothing. Yeah, but he's like those guys in Times Square. One of the black guys used to read out of the,

the black guys are realites. And one guy that goes yeah. Yeah, but yeah. But this guy's doing it in the most lazy way. He's just like, I don't, there's no reason for this guy to be there. Uh-huh. What are you done?

What are you done? I know. If you done? Are you done? I know. If you really want some insight, I'm trying to help you. I want you, you came here for a reason. So I want to help. I don't want to slander. I don't want to bash. I'm trying to figure out what the pronounces. It sounds like Jim Martinez so much to me. Yeah. Go. You play. I'm gonna talk to Don like this slander That's my game for you. I'm talking about really blame yourself to look at it like well damn if I probably wouldn't Went with this man. Yeah, I'm not gonna fuck with him no more sir. You haven't also given me a chance

To answer your question. I've been sitting back the entire To answer your question. I've been sitting back the entire Bobby these guys meddily ill no, he's not sitting back. He's the only one who's talked the entire half hour I can only go so long to where I got to pick up the pace so it's not dull I heard Jay say that Jay said that on the bonfire last week. This is you Jay, it's a little different. I got to pick up the pace. Bobby is telling another story. Bobby's slowing down the show with another diddy.

Now I'm trying to teach you the game, mom. Now there's a reference you got to know, Bobby. Watch how he just just go, I love the saying, I love him speaking and saying is my favorite. Okay. She gave up. Mom, Wayne, for you asked the question, you are the interviewer.

What? Interviewer. When do you start to blame yourself? Why is he announcing his art so hard? He thinks it makes him sound smart but do I tell you how funny he's saying what there there's no context to what they're talking he just says things he goes Bobby I want to show you the next level but you ain't ready to go there and you're like what you just

walked up what and he goes see what I saying man, is the waste of my time. Why do they have a shamed all in the background? Yeah. It does, Jay, like, I don't know the beginning of this because it sounds like they're talking, it sounds like they're talking about like her being like assaulted or sexually assaulted or something. And she says, she's your own fault.

No, she's saying I like like my life or whatever. And he's like, you do drugs, don't you? And he just goes like, yeah, it's crazy. Now you do drugs don't you and he starts a yelling. It's crazy Now I'm telling you there is no context for this every girl on this show at some point of the show says and like we go I don't know even what we're talking about. This is the case. See what I mean This is this is why he has nobody around him to tell him to shut the fuck up. Oh my comic We always have that. What do you fucking talk about you dummy? Yeah, we he has no guys around him that go, dude, what the fuck? You're ungoverned. Do you know who did this? Um, uh, undercover brother. Who's that guy? I told you I don't know any

Griffin does the same shit. I was in Amsterdam. He was playing the club. Me, Keith and Patrice were there doing shows. We went. He was in an apartment. He had like 15 dudes with him He's doing a club like Oh, I think I was gonna be a vert like all audible. That's my thing Um, and he went off I got my stomach taken out this weekend He went off for an hour. There was me some white comic and he went off on numbers and everybody was around him and at one point He would look at me and is it you get it? I was like I don't understand what the fuck I have no idea what you just said What were even talking about I said I do I'm so sorry, but I have no idea

You said three nines and sixes if you divide it by two and then put a nine and then make that plus that by one What do you got? I'm like, I don't fucking know. I don't do math. I'm a What the fuck is that? Because that's why the white man is the way he is and where we're at and that's it And everybody's like right. I was like, what? Yeah, you know, have you ever talked to Tracy Morgan? Same Tracy Morgan same thing where you're like Tracy Morgan. I know we're talking about exactly. At least Tracy's funny. No, he's hilarious But I'm saying he's one of those things like,

man, Jay, I'm a dick, man, you make it to the top. You gotta see that bottom again. And when the top's too high, the bottom slam, you crazy hard. And you say, what? Tracy, make up a whole thing. You're like, hi. Yeah.

Tracy, you're more of a kid up to me at a hotel with a group of people in the lobby during the day,, yo Bobby, smell my fingers. I think I fucked my wife before I leave the house because I love my son, I miss him. I was like, I don't even know what to fucking do with that tracing. I'm sorry. It was like a lady with a shits who left.

What the fuck? What is that? But tell me what it made sense. I get it. Christine's talking about it. He came to me one time. He goes, Damn, Jay. He goes,

Remember when you came to New York, you showed up on my doorstep saying, Tracy, put me on, Tracy, put me on. Look at you now, dog. You're doing your thing. And I'm like, Christine, I think it was early means,

Christine's dating. I think where Christine was like, you with the tray, I go, no, that's never, I don't know what, I couldn't guess what he's talking about. He doesn't think I'm somebody else. He knows who he's talking to Never ever

And you go by the way, but he says it though. He's Tracy Mungers you go Well, I couldn't tell you without all that help you get me when I should put your doorstep Remember you put him in the right direction that I couldn't guess what would that would have been. I don't know man. Be crazy and get famous. Oh shit. Gonna play some more of this because he gets another girl that has really big lips and it says that he calls her a piece of shit. Yep. He tells another girl that she's unattractive. He goes it's great. I wish I could get a can't be part of this kind of broadcasting, but damn do I love watching it.

For company. Better company. Yes. Yeah. Can always blame the company. If you keep choosing the company. It's true. Yes.

You keep choosing the company. So you can't always blame them. Can't. You invited them in. Yep. You opened the door. I said it. OK, then.

So why even try to keep looking at me like I'm telling you something dumb or you keep trying to sit there and put your eyes down and try to do all this little weird shit, Nemo. What's wrong with you? She ends his puck is by calling her a maggot. That's your mother. Then he says he loves me. Remember this Jacob, he's the part you saw.

No fish. I like white animals. A little fish. I like white animals. I was being honest. Don't I see you. What? You remind me of a little fish.

That's why I called you that. You're moving out into the little fish, but you want to be in a big palm baby and maybe you're not ready for that. Just yet. You might look the realist game. I can give you Re-evaluate yourself sometimes I've had to do it mom. She's asking for a first game No one asked about game you always tell us your back game trying to show you game But by the way, I spoke to Christine in all all my texts to Christine's weekend

I was like call her and she beg want Rebecca, I can't call you back. And I'm like, I'm trying to level up your game. She has levels to this shit, but you want to keep bullshitting, do that. You want to keep Sizzarin' with that chick from Austin. You're going to stay in Austin. If I didn't have time, I would just call her. She didn't answer. I just write, level up. Where she was like, I'm talking to Rebecca right now. You leveled up. I just write level up

Where she was like I'm talking to Rebecca right now like you leveled up You you you because you want me to kick you some game. I was gonna kick you some game. Well you bullshit Funny it's broken me down you ain't nothing different. You ain't nobody different And what makes you think I haven't done the same because you sitting right here looking to me in my fucking face bullshit Because you sit in right here looking to me in my fucking face bullshit Face you got a shitty ass way about it. He hasn't said anything bullshit He just said you got a shitty ass way That's fucking great. He's a genius of broadcasting the fact that he's willing to be in this every time like there's This is what Patrice and Dante's podcast would have been if he lived Patrice and Dante's podcast would have been if he lived.

You bullshit. Remember you went to that phase that pips up, pimps up, hose down. Oh yeah. That'd be great. Dude, Patrice just yelling at prostitutes and only fans creators. The worst Patrice phase ever. You look like your pussy stink. Bobby, why don't you get dawned to eat Vaughn's pussy? I love her. that's why.

And don't use a racist. This is chicken, chicken, chicken, cordon. He goes, look, it's going to be hard enough to get her repussy. You want to be black pussy? Mm-mm. You like to just kind of like, bozy along, you know what I'm saying?

And think that shit's going to work for you because everybody got the wool pulled over their eyes. See, you try to sit there and you try to do hoodwinks to people. Try to hoodwink them. Oh well, you know, let me tell them what I, what I think they wanna hear. Let me tell them what I think they wanna hear.

They'll accept it and if they don't accept it, it'll make them look weird. No, you look weird already. Everybody does some weird stuff. They're back to big things. You fucked up officially, professionally and mentally. It it'll make them look weird. No You look weird already Officially professionally and mentally you have fucked up in your choices So when you can start accepting that I promise you mama you will start to grow You won't stay down forever You will not stay down fine. It won't matter what anybody says fine. She's like fine. She's like fine. She's like fine.

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She's like fine. She's like fine. She's like fine. She's like fine. She's like fine. You know, that's a rookie mistake man. Oh yeah for sure. Brought to you by Snickers. It's time for a rookie mistake. Rookie mistake, maybe you just need a Snickers. Snickers, if you're of a hone around and you need some advice, that's a rookie mistake. The official chocolate bar of the NFL, check out Snickers.com slash NFL to learn more. So good. Grab a Snickers.com slash NFL to learn more So good Grab a Snickers watch some sharp watch some sharp close the South Christine

Wait no go finish that no finish that alone when I have because it's he calls her a maggot to end the show I mean who's gonna fuck with you at that point. It's levels to this shit Get off level one and maybe you can get to level two Is there a level one and a half thing? No, yeah, there's a little in between level is a very small gray area between level one and two but some people's well there I've been on level one and a half for a long time. Well, you got to talk to my man sharp if you want to level up All he's trying to kick you some game Bobby, but the problem Yes, they bullshit. I did I Right to my mother fucking face about nothing. I got the strap on my night keys, man

That's level one you up there bullshit with your strap shoes I got three one two I got glow in the dark night Yo, she look like she gonna take them cosmic bowling, right? Yeah, yeah Yeah, you know for trying to always look to blame the next person I so be like that for a long time This is where the guy's cool to blame the next person because I'm dealing with them in certain situations But then I had to start running like looking at it like damn when do I start blaming myself? I had to start running like looking at it like damn when do I start blaming myself

Real as much as it fucked with me because I was very prideful. I get it you very prideful You want to blame the next person I get it. I've been there If I say so no, I know so okay, I see in your eyes. I've looked like that before More just trying to get through it. Okay Should I really receptive man like Sidekick stings She ain't yo doesn't man trying to kick you gay. What a flop. Yo, I'm hungry shit Can we get some food? Yo, can we stop can you stop yelling this girl unnecessarily for an hour? Here play the end.

And because, ever got snickers. This is the very end. That's not at all. And I'm really trying to like give the game to it. Like, I see you like you had a start to like, we got to do it for us first to make it. But you want to be a maggot about it. Okay.

That'd be the problem. Man, wait. I'll just this right. You go in asking and ask another question and you know what we will respectfully. Of course. We will respectfully not waste any more of your time. Because I feel like we're waste, we're probably wasting your time at this point. Correct. However you feel right. Go ahead and ask a question. If you're 28 years old, right? Yeah. Probably broke and not doing well. He's something like what for shit name. Can you remember that? Why not be Reset the best part who females come and pay for some game

For some you get like an hour of this man's time to just Have enough game. Yeah, thank you. I'm like come on bro. Like you're broke, baby You're walked up the block you are Come on, bro, like you're broke, baby. You're walked up the block, you're hot. Yeah, really? You're broke, baby. We know that. So what?

The Uber would have stayed with you. He didn't stay with you, he left you. We're broke, we're no longer. I'ma tell you this, we no longer wish to speak to you. And I'ma tell you this, baby, hey, it's not a problem at all. We love you, baby, and we wish you the best. No, you do not.

The sharp tank, no jumper,est coolest podcast in the world And we better keep these maggots up off the stage. We love you baby What a weak pimp go to that other one you had Christie and then we'll take commercial put I mean I didn't know this one really I mean you thought Sean Strickland was a was a tough guy This guy's nuts. They should do a podcast together. He just, you know, I don't know like pims that care that any worthwhile Girl would care what they have to say. It's like why would you think that? Don't dance around it. No, I'm not gonna dance around it. I'm gonna say what it is and I'm gonna be truthful About it, you know on God. I can gonna say what it is, and I'm gonna be truthful about it, you know, on God.

I'm not much of a bitch, you was. I'm not that old-fashioned. Yeah, you can, but tell him what it is. Oh my God. I feel like this is the 70s. Hey everybody, thanks for listening. That was just a portion of our actual serious XM radio show.

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