The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Live Wire (feat. Colum Tyrrell)

Episode Date: September 20, 2023

Colum Tyrrell has a new special out and Bobby gets easily frightened by fake demons! ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Keeping it so Irish and here right now. What's wrong, Bobby? What are you shin' the way?
Starting point is 00:00:30 I'm shin' black-loose, gorgeous brown eyes looking at me. I really are. I'm not catching the light right now. People don't know that we have big monitors, and he's on Zoom and my Lord, now they go, look goofy. Black-loose, you're perfect. You're perfect. You're beautiful. You're perfect. Beautiful.
Starting point is 00:00:48 You have beautiful. I don't know why that was always my favorite line in the movie Footloose when he walks up in his prom tuxedo out of his shitty car to go get his girlfriend who's fucked everybody in town and screwed him over several times throughout the movie. He shows up and she couldn't look more like a fucking string bean in a goddamn garbage bag. She's so skinny that girl. And he stops in his tracks and she goes, what?
Starting point is 00:01:12 And he goes, beautiful. Just like that. Beautiful. Christine, bring him Kevin Bacon, picking up his prom date. Beautiful. And I mean it. You are beautiful. It's so big. It's so funny to see what all these actors are doing now. They have no work.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Oh yeah. So they're starting to, they're starting to get a little, you know what I mean? They're antsy. They need to create. They need to create. Well, some of them keep coming back. They're all on Instagram. Well, they're all on Instagram. I saw Yeah, they're all they're all starting to do stuff like play guitar on the farm With the Anna Kevin Bacon's with the animals playing the Bacon Ross or just playing on a fine next to a goat. You know, it's like got it's like buddy I wasn't looking for you to entertain me in any possible way Just make another wait all those movies come back and then make a movie can't you it's like buddy, I wasn't looking for you to entertain me in any possible way. Just make another, wait all those movies come back
Starting point is 00:02:06 and then make a movie. I can't, it's in them. You gotta perform, you gotta have people, you gotta have people give you the thumbs up. Who's the girl, they're starting to do the Comic Con type things but not the Comic Con, they're like, it was right there, Christine. The side Comic Con's, like, the ones in like Oklahoma.
Starting point is 00:02:24 Yeah. What's her name? From my my cousin Vinnie Yeah, dude who I love sure she's so cute. She's so adorable one of my faves She's doing she's doing Comic-Con now. She's doing Instagram today. Oh God. Yeah go down for a scene. No, it happens Well also just celebrities much more approachable now right there She doesn't shave her armpits. Oh, I love her now 21st pulls up never mind. It's okay one day will find it. She is really type in foot loose. You're beautiful She's Chris. Let's see if that comes up. You're beautiful. Oh
Starting point is 00:03:05 It says it in there It might be there It might no the very no that's they have to refu-fucking if three anger dances in the fucking barn Never never never never never never never never never never never No hard to Neville never can I see that please Christine type in foot lose fucking barn dance I have to see Like Kevin Beckins little pig nose Wait, wait, wait, he smokes a cigarette and pounds of beer and throws it before you start
Starting point is 00:03:39 Then he starts fucking queering up with his knees and shit Turn it up Turn I'm so excited we're watching this right now. He's driving. He's driving a Volkswagen bug. Oh, he can't stand look how fucking angry he is Okay, how tough could you be in a punch buggy? I watch it up here. We're not skipping it all Time to put in a tape Nothing was so cute up. Fuck him so angry. They're can't be dancing in this fucking town Nothing was so cute up. Fuck him so angry, there's my fucking ugly girl I like for some reason. Oh, oh, here it is.
Starting point is 00:04:27 It's neat to happen. Sheldos are going. Oh, member, and then that cop was me in the me. Fucking super town. Ha ha ha. Frozen. Ooh! Oh, jeez.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Oh, my gosh. Oh, dude. The movie Hot Rod made such funny fun of this. Wow. Is it if I have to go punch dance in the woods? Punch dance in the woods? And they just play this song. This song.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Ah. Bobby, you've done this in Boston before. I did this last night when I got home. And you're shed? In the backyard and I jumped on the trampoline. Never, never, never. He's not doing it for anybody. No, why would you?
Starting point is 00:05:04 You could do it for yourself. He comes from inside, outside. Never, never. Oh, by the way, I forgot at the end of this, he just starts doing gymnastics. I forgot. Because I don't know, luckily, this fucking warehouse had uneven bars. It's crazy. Yeah, and he grew shoulders
Starting point is 00:05:27 Christine's all frozen for some reason There we go Is that a big clock? No, it's a gear Bobby. It's in a warehouse. There's a giant gear. Oh look at that luckily that was attached to something He just grabbed the chain swings. How's he getting back up? Grab the chain swings. How's he getting back up? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, hoo. Never, never, never, never.
Starting point is 00:05:51 I love that by the way, is it dancing, dancing, chain swing. He is. This is one of the gaseous things that I've ever seen. Of course. Put it in the kip up. Ah, there you go. Gymnastics. Oh, thank God there was a perfect fit. Even bars. Look out, biggest arms god. There you go Gymnastics oh
Starting point is 00:06:11 Thank God there was a perfect even bars look out biggest arms god. Why does arms get bigger? Oh? I don't know it's possible that Kevin Bacon's on a fucking Olympic level gymnast All these things are violently dangerous to do alone He's a guy. I wish you were here five seconds ago. I just did an impossible front flip. And by the way, onto what? By the way, by the way, he got caught,
Starting point is 00:06:31 he gets caught at the end of that scene dancing by the girl and he's just like, sup. And you're like, you don't want to explain yourself what you just did. Oh, he's like, sometimes I have to come out and do it and completely choreograph dance in a barn.
Starting point is 00:06:44 I did not realize how fucking how queer that I swear to God. I've watched that movie probably twice in my life. Oh, here's a hot rod one turn that up Dude hot rod made such funny good fun of it That's great. Look at Andy Sandberg. He killed it Sandy Sandberg, he killed it. Hahaha. Smoking cigarettes and drinking. That movie is so funny for a movie that I feel like I never even heard about until you told about it.
Starting point is 00:07:11 I love it. Classically funny move. Anything. Anything where you can tell, like people laid off of it and just said, make your movie. You guys are friends, make your movie. And that's what that movie is. It's inside jokes out the ass But he really he kills this
Starting point is 00:07:33 Dude the knees slapping together move on the day. I mean the silly shit. I've ever seen in my life And I don't know if they're gonna show it how they end the one in hot rod is he does all those a crazy flips on the on the bar Yeah, look sees doing full gym nastics, but this handles on the lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a pommahorse So what they do at the end of this scene right here when he does all these flips I think it's better with him because he has a cape on Oh, it's great, but here's was yeah, I think he goes back that up here And he goes he just hits the tree goes shit goes, shit, and then they have him fall for whatever the rest of the video, 40 seconds of falling down a hill. Oh, man, you shit!
Starting point is 00:08:12 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Starting point is 00:08:20 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! It's like ridiculous. Oh! Oh! Oh! Ah!
Starting point is 00:08:40 You're in the distance. Oh, I'm so glad to have funny. For them, yeah, movie such a inside jokes, like movie, but like you just get it by the end. Did you ever see it, Lou? Hot Rod get your receipt Lou what hot rod so funny what's that what's that on the screen right there who is that Christine's next gang bang was was blackloon a band back in the 80s blackloos this when you were in PM dawn for a little bit I can have a black child I know Christine everyone's aware of that
Starting point is 00:09:32 Thank God you like it on your back and butt not inside of you. I always say that. Thank God. Yeah, thank God Back and butt Bobby when you have sex I Can say firmly I can walk away from doggy style sex rest my life be fine That's the only way heaven orgasm. That's the only way I have an orgasm. That's not true. I swear to God I have to have to have a eye. Why, because you don't like to see their faces? I have faces grow, she will.
Starting point is 00:09:49 I have to pretend she's a guy. I reach her on the front like there's a cock and balls and she's like, what are you doing? I don't mind doing the work. I just don't love the angle of doggie style ever. I put a pair of wool socks in front of her vagina on the front so I can grab it By the way, I'll try the pile driver. I'll try whatever position you want to try I just don't particularly love doggy style sex. I don't like on top sex anymore because you know, she's too old
Starting point is 00:10:21 What does that mean? Yeah, she goes one two three ow One two three What does that mean? Yeah, she goes one, two, three, ow, one, two, three, ow. She's trying up. She cramps up, you know, legs, you know, she doesn't exercise. She's 50. She prefer from behind. If you're going to get caught fucking, it's better to get caught fucking missionary for sure
Starting point is 00:10:40 than is the air. They're fucking their mother doggy style. I don't do a doggy style. I push her whole body flat. Really? Oh, you do the straddle. You straddle the back of the legs. Yeah, like I'm fucking a hole in the sand.
Starting point is 00:10:52 Yeah. Hahaha. Again, that position feels good for a couple seconds. And then it's just like, I have to fall forward or lean back. And none of this is just gonna work. And it's just but a yet doggy stop just never loved. Sometimes it catches a decent rhythm that's like all right this feels pretty but I mean. I like doggy sound. I don't care about the view. It's not my favorite view. The whole thing.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Well look the side. I like you. What happened though? You're all right there. You're all right. Unfortunately my wife has a tilted uterus. I'm missing. What? What happened? What happened though? You're alright there, man. You're alright? Unfortunately, my wife has a tilted uterus. I'm sorry, would you say that? My wife has a tilted uterus. Therefore, she cannot have... It sounds like a ravi style sex.
Starting point is 00:11:34 That's good. Because it's way too painful. Well, a tilted uterus, by the way, should be the name of a band we start. Or a car band. Or a roller coaster at six flags. Oh, the tilted just you do a roller coaster at six flags. Oh, the tilted yours be a good roller coaster. Six flags. You're laying on your side the whole time.
Starting point is 00:11:52 So I miss it. So I don't know if I would give it up that easily sideways. Is what you miss? No, doggy style. Doggy. Doggy style. That means that it's at a weird angle. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:07 But you're, but you're, you're, you're stick can't curve around in corners, man. Come on. You know, that thing can go around a, go to the bathroom for you sitting right now. You know that. You know, Christine's uterus must be straight up and down because she loves it, doggy style. She loves it. Well, she, because because there's a mirror and she gets to see your face and see you're doing it. No, she gets to see me do it when I'm on top or when she's on top. But when she's on top, she goes somewhere else. She's gone. Yeah. When she goes on top, it doesn't I'm a object. She's her eyes roll back in her head. No, they don't even open. Like the exorcist. She turns into somebody else. Yes, not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:13:06 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:13:14 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:13:22 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I after the show. I would yeah, I would cancel SDR show because we have to must go see that new exercise movie with Bobby. There's no way he's going to sit through that movie. Okay. That's in the trailer already. The trailer.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Can I watch a trailer? I haven't I've seen a little bit of it. I can't just turn the lights on and turn on the trailer. Bobby's going to shit shit turn the lights off You're here no we have there's light it from every way. No Did you call for the devil he'll come I'm not going for the devil we're gonna go see a film Black will turn off his lights Bobby get ready for this zero red band is there a red band trail or always check for a red band trailer
Starting point is 00:14:16 Can we just give him a little context we went to see I went I went to people that arise which is borderline a comedy harb Not this one that one was scary That one was fucked up. Oh, yes, they're scary moments and for sure anytime they have kids demons and kids Fuck mess me up. I don't like demons. Bobby stood up Bobby stood up from a reclining chair You got hard that is To stand up from in one motion he went from in a reclining chair to standing he didn't put the chair down I stood up turn a spun around sat back down and put his head in a shirt like a turtle You don't understand how scary the movie was the most fun
Starting point is 00:14:57 I've ever had a movie in my entire life And I won't see this film without Bob Our movies in the theater are done without Without Bobby Kelly. It is an experience. I'm not good. The exorcist, the... We all talked to me and I was like the whole time I was like, we need Bobby for this.
Starting point is 00:15:15 The original exorcist, I saw it by accident back in the day with my sister. Okay. And I would come home from school every day and she would stand up the back stairways We lived in an apartment above, you know, this other people's like a three-family home and we're on the second floor and She would stand up at the top of the back stairway and she was like, hey, what's going on? It was a dark stairway and then I'd be like nothing what's up? And she would roll her eyes up into her head make her eyes white and go
Starting point is 00:15:42 You know the man in his house and I would run the eyes up into her head, make her eyes white, and go, you know, I'm a man in this house. And I would run the fuck away. Oh my God. And she would do it for like hours though. Like I thank her for me, because whatever she did, I mean, I was created one of the greatest movie going experience ever.
Starting point is 00:15:56 She's like, I'm bad at this sometimes, too. My little brother. I can't stand it. My little, by the way, there's a certain, there's par on movies out there that will like scare me. I said, I still, I wouldn't watch the shining by myself in way there's there's a certain there's par on movies out there that will like scare me I said I still I wouldn't watch the shining by myself in a hotel room at night. No fucking chance. Shining didn't scare me once Scares the shit I mean demons demons are real
Starting point is 00:16:14 Exorcisms are real. I mean that's like crazy. Isn't real. Yeah, she's about going crazy. Yeah, but crazy I did listen to me. I know crazy I'm fucking crazy. I'm a sympathizer murdering your family in a hotel. I almost did that in Phoenix this last week. I told you I got a big fight with the the the valet guy. It was funny because Bobby went to a bathroom and a guy in a tuxedo went. Maybe dawn and max need to be corrected.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Will you correct them? Oh yeah. I'm correct. I'm yeah, I'm correct them, dude. I'm correct them, dude. I got it, dude. Yeah, dude, I'll correct them. What do you want to do? Take an axe to the bed? Okay, dude, I'll do it.
Starting point is 00:16:54 So Bobby was just, Goddamn, was so fun. So I present to you, Bobby, what your next film foray with us is gonna be. Oh my little brother when I was younger, I had him watch the movie Silver Bullet with me. And when the wolf came out of the person's mouth, he had a fear seizure. What is that?
Starting point is 00:17:16 He never even made a face, he just was staring at the screen. He was just blank and I just saw his face go flush. And I was like, Bobby, Bob, Bobby, Bobby. And he was just like and I was like Bobby Bob Bobby and he was just like I was like are you okay? He just wasn't snout and he just like snap to and like he just like was he like passed out Is that what happened to the older brother and jaws? He passed out with his eyes open basically sitting there like he was just so scared Yeah, dude. I don't like demons man. I don't like demons. It was I'm a'm a Catholic boy from Boston, and this shit can happen. No.
Starting point is 00:17:47 Yeah? Probably not. Not twice the same family. It's made up stories, father. This is based on a true story. The exorcist? Well, it's based on a true story of bullshit. You're not wrong, I know, but it's always bullshit.
Starting point is 00:18:03 This is terrible. All right. Okay, we're gonna play it. Give it to full screen. What do I look here or there? No, I'm there up here. Be home by dinner. I love you. Good morning, Mr. Peel.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Oh, one of Catherine. Oh, she's there. And here are your daughters, Angela and Catherine. Seven hours ago, and that's the last information we have. Catherine! Can you see Bobby? You can hear this. We love you. Please come home Jesus
Starting point is 00:18:32 Hey, hey, you found her. We can't do it out there. Those ones You're just walking and walking. It's fine. Oh, she's all cut up. And so can you tell your dad how long you were gone? A few hours? Maybe you've been gone three days. Oh, shit!
Starting point is 00:18:49 What? It's too little to get to... It's too little to get to... What? I didn't say another. It's not a hard to say something. Oh, no. Hey, baby.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Huh. You okay? You're really crowbar about to be black, right? Oh, it was. They really did. No! Wherever those girls might think brought something back with them. The body of love, Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Oh, here it is, Bobby. Here's where you check, checking out. She walks and I'll possess to church No No no no No no no Oh I'm out of here Oh
Starting point is 00:19:50 Oh, look no eyebrows Oh Ellen Burstens coming back You have some experience with possession. Yes, what's it like? Oh Under the possession yes what's it like oh under the shit what's every culture every religion it's where they take all of them no we've met before oh Other. Oh no. Ah, you fuck. No! I can't stop it, sweetie! Oh, no! Ah!
Starting point is 00:20:28 What did you do? I could already taste the popcorn. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Oh! There's two demons. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.
Starting point is 00:20:36 I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:20:44 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh Twirling his microphone cord there's two demons All right, I don't know if I can do this one dude, but he I don't know if I can do this one dude. No, buddy. I don't know if I can do that one comedy hard I'm always gonna tell this comedy hard. I mean it is funny how they just jammed a black they really throw a bar Black family that I really just One black family in the whole neighborhood and they get possessed. I know It's hilarious Poor guys. Dude, I don't know if I can do it.
Starting point is 00:21:26 No, you can. I don't know if I can do that. I believe in you. You can. You absolutely. Is Linda Blair in this one too? I bet she was a cameo. As the demon.
Starting point is 00:21:38 No, she survived it ultimately. Yeah, but he can come back. It's the devil. I don't know. I don't watch scary movies. It did. No. It's a second person that told me that this week. Dude, Jay, the devil can come back whenever devil. I don't know. I don't watch scary movies at all. You're the second person to tell me that this week. Did the devil can come back whenever they want?
Starting point is 00:21:50 The devil can come into a black girl, a white girl, a older girl who he was in before. They come back whenever they want. He got out of the old girl within the proof, the pre dead out. You got the devil in you. You got the devil. What's talking about Willis? You got the devil. Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, my son Bob. He got the devil in you. What's talking about Willis? You got the devil Boba Boba Boba Boba my son Boba get the devil in them My daughter got those crazy looking eyes. I said all hell no
Starting point is 00:22:09 Can I say something if you if Max became possessed? Mm-hmm. I'd go I'd give him away of course He goes bye-bye. Yeah, love him. I'd give him to the church Do you will yeah if you fix him like for real fix him like you got to give it a year of no other problems after he's got to have full eyebrows back. I don't want to scars any scars. I don't want to help written on his stomach any shit like that. I'm not taking it. Yeah, if he comes home with a series of small scars. If his ears are fucked up, you can keep them. Yeah, By the way, it is fun. The one thing I've never understood about possession in movies, and I know they got to do it for the look.
Starting point is 00:22:49 But when, as soon as the demon leaves them, their teeth are back to normal, their earrings back to normal. You know what I mean? They're not just saying they're covered in scars still. It's like, oh, thank God. Magically, everything went away also. All my problems are gone.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Okay, you knowening is not. Lou with the creepy, can you not play that? It's freaking me out. Cause I thought that was, I was only hearing that. Stop. I don't hear anything. What? Stop it.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Bobby. The stop, Jay. Bobby, you will not make it in this house. Lou, stop looking at me like that. This is the movie. I got Jay looking at me and Blackwood. Jacob, sir, crab walking. Looking at me like that. This is the movie. I got Jay looking at me and black. Jacob's our crab walking.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Crabwater scary man. That scene in the movie got me because I'll tell you what I took my little brother to see When they remaster they redid it in the theaters. They put the deleted scene in when her coming down the stairs. I don't know why that was deleted the first time, maybe they could make it look that good, but that's seen scared the shit out of me. In the end, I was sitting next to my little brother, so I had to keep it like, that was pretty cool, huh?
Starting point is 00:23:54 It was like, yeah, that scared the shit out of me. When I saw the Chinese girl and, oh, do that. What was that? Circus, LA. I saw that Chinese girl, she could get a see a crab one basic contortionism scares you scared shit out of me Okay, I didn't see that coming. I don't like it. I don't like acrobatics. I don't like circus-like talent Man if your kid if if your kid, Christine, she's gone. Christine gets possessed. Millenite you wake up.
Starting point is 00:24:27 And she's possessed. Do you kill her? Or what do you do? I walk away, no, I don't kill her. I mean, look, it depends. If she's really showing like the energy, where it's like I have, if I kill, if it seems like it's the kind of possession that if I get her, if like, you know, where it's like, I have like, if I kill, if it seems like,
Starting point is 00:24:45 it's the kind of possession that if I get her, if I kill her, she's gonna snap back to the home where it looks like a murder, it might just be better to walk away and let somebody else deal with it completely. Right. You would, so you just walk out of the house and not go back.
Starting point is 00:25:00 I just go, I accept completely. You would try to lure her out of the house, you could lock the door. Yeah, no, you're absolutely right. I'm not giving up my great place. Yeah I'm gonna take Christine demoned up, you know, I mean yeah, let it take the dog to and I'll put like listen She lives in a bunch of Crazy robes and big Mrs. Roper gowns in her life So I'll just throw one of those over her be like she's going through some shit And then I'll just drop her off like somewhere.
Starting point is 00:25:25 They're not gonna find her dead or anything with my evidence. If they find her dead, it was like demon shit. Right. Oh, I raped and fucked those children. Absolutely. Yeah, exactly. Everybody, we have a great guest. He has a brand new special.
Starting point is 00:25:42 His 30 minutes guest digital, 30 minutes with with special is currently available right now on YouTube It's absolutely fucking hilarious. It's the great column terror everybody Talking about the exercise the new one that's coming out. Oh, yeah, it looks spooky Now see your Catholic your Irish Catholic. Yeah, do you guys believe in all that stuff over there? Ghosts and like yeah, like demons and the devil I could already tell no because he said Catholic your Irish Catholic. Yeah. Do you guys believe in all that stuff over there? Hey, ghosts and goblins. Yeah, like demons and the devil. I can already tell no because he said goblins. No one says goblins when they're taking it seriously.
Starting point is 00:26:13 They believe in ghosts or demons. He would have stopped there. He said ghost goblins, spooky specters. He doesn't believe in ghosts or goblins. But he does believe in leprechauns. That's true. They're dangerous. But that's real.
Starting point is 00:26:25 He's seen one of those before. There are. They're cutting quite catch-em. Did you ever see the video of the leprechaun in the hood? What? It's the best video of all time. I think it might have been Detroit. Really?
Starting point is 00:26:34 I think some drunk crackhead just thought he saw a leprechaun? Word spread around. And there's like 500 people in like looking for a leprechaun. I thought you were talking about the movie leprechaun in the hood. I just was also an actual film. Yeah, but this is they show an interview and they're like what's going on the guy guys? We all here looking for leprechaun! Yeah! They're running around the park
Starting point is 00:26:56 That's hilarious. I don't know why it's so funny It's hilarious because people think they've been a leprechaun. It's funny. Yeah. Oh hell no. Do you scary, do you watch scary movies? No, really. Why? I just, I never don't like them. You scared? No, I get scared.
Starting point is 00:27:13 No, there's been a few that I've liked over the years. I've kind of spooked me out. I get jumpy. I can get jumpy. Yeah. No matter what it is though, if it's like, we gotta bring him. Because I want to see where he's at.
Starting point is 00:27:23 The jumpyness gets me. We're going to see the exercise. You should come. Yeah, we're bring him. Cause I wanna see where he's at. The jumping is good. We're gonna see the exercise. You should come. Yeah, we gotta take a big group out of him because I'm telling you, as many people in my life as I can need to witness Bobby at a horror movie. Oh, why are you, you're the girl?
Starting point is 00:27:35 No, he's not a little girl. He's a, he's a boisterous, ethnic woman. He does things. I'll tell you what, I didn't believe in possession until I saw Bobby get up from laying down in one full motion. He was reclined in a chair and evil dead arise made Bobby. It's all me. It's certain through the ceiling. It's certain. The shining doesn't scare me. Thriller type of state. Those don't scare me where was it? Thriller is a where is a music video by Michael Jackson. Yeah, that didn't scare me. Okay, good.
Starting point is 00:28:05 You know, it's funny when I was a kid when that came out, it did scare. The first time when he goes get away, when he jumps, I was just get away, I jumped from a couch to a living room. My father's house so scared. A gay wearable scare. They just see it at him.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Oh, yeah. Yeah, a zombie's not really scary because, you know, you can run from them. You know, they're not that fast. That shit doesn't scare me. They are fast and some of them. They're like, in what? 28 weeks later, is that the one?
Starting point is 00:28:30 One of them, they're fast. Which ones they're fast? 28 weeks later. They're fast, but they're fast in planet, what is it, planet Z? What is that one? What was Z? Or was Z their fast too, but only fast if you move.
Starting point is 00:28:41 If they don't see you, they're not that fast. Also fast and I am legend. Like, I am legend. Fasted out in legend, yes, true, that is true. But those ones scared me, because they were kind of demonic, but demon shit that has some basis in truth. What basis is that? I don't know, that there's people,
Starting point is 00:28:58 there's people, Google that, Google, there's a real possession, they have it on video. No, they do have one video, it's probably super grainy Christine bring up the video bring up that really video that doesn't seem to be big deal That's happens if someone actually getting an exercise. I'm telling you man There's people out there that get possessed bring up one of those videos It would be the biggest thing in the world if it was true. I have a guy a fan of the show has been DMS didn't know DMing me and That's a source. No, DMing me. And there's a woman that is possessed at the church. Definitely.
Starting point is 00:29:30 And he act. I was like, no way. And he's like, I'm a person. Who's your response? Yes, ma. Yes, ma. This is a way. Dude, it's a ghost.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Yes, ma. Jason, Jason Crowley sent me this. He proved the existence of the death. This. No. He says. I'm gonna tell you right now. He said, he got some toes, Syrian. Tots, Syrian right now. Devil's real, toad.
Starting point is 00:29:55 It says, hey man, hey man, do you believe in possession? I'm in LA, there's an older, real thin, homeless woman. She goes to the church, she's fine. Yeah, but outside She totally she totally possessed. Okay. Maybe my hair stand up. This is her. Okay You ready is this just audio? I'm sorry. That's Robb looks that's that's a generation kill Oh So that's Rob Bukes that's that's a generation kill
Starting point is 00:30:27 That was that's actually the audience singing something like some sort of it's not it is Some shit music He said it's the ship movie James music like I don't know any else. I think it's the band survivor I think it's just kind of a course. How are you ready? Yeah? That's not Okay, wait a second now again something This is the devil That be one eight hundred exorcism I'm happy I'm hopeless by my small woodworking
Starting point is 00:31:20 Stop poltergeists I'll tell you to sit down. Do you want me to draw a you Are you ready? Yeah, all right Are you trying to edit this on the fly? Warm is possessed possessed. They're fucking doing a guitar riff. I'm talking over it. Wait, the metal fan listening to metal on headphones, Bob. You're talking over it.
Starting point is 00:31:59 You're talking over the, here it is. Is it demon? You're talking over the demon. It's the beat drop. Fuck. Listen man, I mean, if you're gonna, talking over the here it is. Is it demon? It's talking over the demon. It's the beat drop. Fuck, listen man. I mean, if you're gonna... You got to make fun of my ghost story. I'm not even gonna tell him.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna tell you. Oh, yeah. If you're just gonna disregard demons and forget the whole thing, I am. All right. Don't call me when you see 666. G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G- get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, Bobby pause it for a second. You've never listened with the perspective that that's a song
Starting point is 00:32:50 they're doing. You want to be a demon so bad you didn't hear the... No, it's an old... The recurring melody of what he's doing here. That's a woman. That's a old woman. No, that's fleshing out. For real, that's live wire. Jamming it with that. I think that's's live wire like he's humming live wire. This shit. It's a girl. Oh Yeah, sorry Oh, I mean it's a demon woman
Starting point is 00:33:14 Demons have genders It's a them. Yeah, yeah, this is it. This is it Bob. Yeah It's literally live wire Yeah, it's a... It's literally live-wire. Can you put it? Can you play that at the same time as live-wire? Sure, here we go, ready? Can you believe this woman's, she stops singing as soon as she walked into the church?
Starting point is 00:33:37 You... You... You... You... You... You... You... You... You... You... You... You... I think I've been doomed.
Starting point is 00:33:47 You've been doomed. It's an old crackhead junkie girl who's listening to the old Mollie crew and all make sense. I've been doomed. I've been doomed down the devil's road. Wow. They always say the easiest explanations probably the real answer, you know what I mean? More likely than the endosession.
Starting point is 00:34:09 That was an old junkie who still listens to live wire by Motley Crue. That lined up. Through self-titled debut. Wow. Oh, no. Yeah, this guy, I swear to God, send me more stuff.
Starting point is 00:34:22 He won't, I said get me video, but he's afraid to it's only audio When he when she's out of the church. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I said get me I go get me video He goes he shows you video. It's gonna fall apart. You're gonna see your air guitar. Yeah If it's actually, if it's actually Nikki Six, just don't heroin in an alley. Or she says, oh lady, just shredding everyone's around. They're like, they fucking love it. Go grandma, go grandma, go. Yeah. I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm, I'm, I'm fucking, I'm, I'm fucking, I'm, I'm fucking, I'm, I'm, I'm fucking, I'm, I'm fucking, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm fucking kidding. I'm fucking kidding. I'm fucking kidding. I'm fucking kidding.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Bubby gets a text. This is some guy going, hey dude, I just saw the devil. Hey dude, what's up? I just got evidence of the devil. You want it? Look at that bird, he's flying weird, right? Now I can't send the video, it files too big. I can't send the video.
Starting point is 00:35:19 Now, is your phone 8K? If your phone's an 8K, I can't send it, dude. This is my first person I thought of was Bobby. There he goes, he goes, I'm holding the phone. She's sitting against the wall across the way. I'll see if I can get her on camera last time I did the demon yelled at me. Don't and freak me. They said don't film me and freak me out.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Crazy, huh? I called out her last week. Crazy, huh? Anyway, hope all else is good. He said Thanksgiving. Said demon and I really went off and really, demon really went off of me. It's kind of, I was kind of scared. She eats dinner at the mission here and she's fine. Very polite. And so we were, this guy works, anyway, she's been great. This guy works at the mission. She's probably got together of course. She's dinner at the mission and she's fine very polite and nice. Then outside she turns into Molly crew. She turns into this thing. I'll get more audio. I don't want the people in the mission seeing
Starting point is 00:36:22 so she comes in and shows respect in the mission and then goes outside and fucking air shreds I don't see what the issue is well he was he was recording her and then she goes Kate can you stop recording me if that's possession then call me a lot of the record people on the street. Not cool. Is she doing devil horns while she was singing? That was it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tell your friend, don't worry.
Starting point is 00:36:56 Falsalarm. She just digs the crew. I really like it. Hey, bud. Falsalarm. She just loves the crew. We've sinked up. We tried to not sync it up and we still synced it up. It's definitely live wire by Molly crew. It's one of the greatest things that's ever been discovered on earth. This little mystery. He's got it. He's got it.
Starting point is 00:37:19 This is fucking dude, man. She's straight from Satan herself. Or does this girl know how to get down with the fucking wild boys to crew? You guys are meant to get crewed. Gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag,
Starting point is 00:37:42 gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, gag, Tommy Lee. She's got her in ponson What's weird? It's it's like how is the voice coming out of this of her face when I see her It's like she's making those sounds. Yeah, so people say about Troy or Clay She's like Clay Aiken, but you know, oh hey homos So that's we will rock you When he he's got his phone in this pocket and it just dials right now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I really have to do that.
Starting point is 00:38:27 I lose a fair. I really have to do that. Christine, you got some video? You got some exorcism. I go shit to some. So they say. Well, prepare for chills. Did you know that a real exorcism?
Starting point is 00:38:41 Oh, this could stop right now. Stop. Why? This guy, I got addicted to this guy around a year ago And I got addicted to his cadence and his stupid nasally voice and the fact in the background was good But he has a sing songy voice listen to his voice. Okay In the early 1990s ABC aired the exorcism on their new show 2020 it covered Gina a 16 year old girl living in Wellington Florida new show 2020 it covered Gina a 16 year old girl living in Wellington, Florida
Starting point is 00:39:05 with it in and out of Florida. Florida. Demons. Demons. Yes. We could. Supposed.
Starting point is 00:39:13 Demons aren't going out without a fight. I thought he was showing them freak out. He sings the last he sings the last word of every of every sentence. Five. He's like a Valley girl. You should be freaking out. I'd like to know. It's not it sounds like it's just him talking No, it's it says the ten most it's like not a long video. It's just like I was often to see if the demon has completely left her when they see that it has it has a
Starting point is 00:39:37 Resume the shouting once more the woman is held down and appears to still be going completely delirious This video cuts out a broken. So we don't know if these are all people with mental issues. No, dude. She's having an allergic reaction to squid or something. Oh, she's a devil. She's a hectic. We're looking at a bunch of rabbis yelling at a woman on the floor. We really don't describe anything. We're just watching the shit. We're just not levitating. Sorry, just spewing anything from her mouth. Well, first of all, it's a bunch of aesthetics.
Starting point is 00:40:08 And there's a woman flipping out. They didn't show her yet. She's just like, she's not even flipping out. She's just lying. Can you go back? I know, just yelling at her. Better shouting at her. It's actually a white cap.
Starting point is 00:40:16 She's supposed to try some four skin once in her life. Yeah, that's the guy's bar mitzvah. She's bored out of her mind. Look at that. I guess something worth throwing. Stop demon You can she's holy ghost. Say it. Move him out on the Jewish on the moti. I Didn't know that I thought that was just for breakfast. Oh, yeah, yeah, the devil's in me today, huh? I'm out here, coming, hoarded, get out!
Starting point is 00:40:48 Moech! It sure is demon-y in here. Ah, you! Tracee's wrong. These are all. I'll go to the next one. Horse shit. Go to the next one.
Starting point is 00:40:59 This one, this one. Oh, look, a kid sits up in bed. If watch. Yeah, of course I'm watching. There's a reason someone filmed this in night vision. Night three, something is apparently throwing him around in his own bed. Dude, look at that. Oh, that's a regular night for me. More streets places happen throughout the next night.
Starting point is 00:41:21 And at one point, he even sits up and looks straight at the camera. There is no expression on his face. Yeah, I should have battery still going. this happen throughout the next night. And at one point, he even sits up and looks straight at the camera. There is no expression on his face. I should have battery still going. I'm really going to be able to go back home. Hi, it's a girl, actually. This was bullshit. He looked directly at the camera that he had a boarding.
Starting point is 00:41:35 That he put there. He wakes up at night. Woo. Oh. Look at the way his eyes move. Left to right. He then goes back to sleep. Yawning. He then looks at the camera. The demon is coming out of him. Go ahead, Christine. Next one. This is number seven out of ten.
Starting point is 00:42:03 So this is down. Now they're starting to get. Now you're gonna see it. You're gonna get more and more demon Adam opens the door. He's not even good actors. Does not act as a real students in a community college. Sure Does on actors, it's a real students and a community college. Sure. I just wish for their film they would have decided to go, you know, horizontal. What's going on? I haven't asleep over. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:31 It's a dorm, she's dorms. This is Mike Fieny's content. What the fuck, dude? Should we go to cops? Call the cops. Call the cops. It looks like a frat house and one guy's freaking out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:44 It's just the cops. we got the devil outside? The devil's trying to break in. Yeah, it's just, it's Russell Brand holding a grill down. Isn't it crazy? Isn't it crazy that these guys found Satan in their dorm room and just like it didn't make the news at all? Like, I find that strange. It did make the news.
Starting point is 00:42:59 No, no, no, it made a compilation YouTube video. But it made, it made number seven. It made, it made number seven. It's number seven. Mainjain media don't want you to know about it. I'm trying to bury this. It's only on YouTube. Good. All the friends run back into Additch. It doesn't want you to know about the devil. I got it. I got calls the police and the rest decide to do what they can to help their friend when they bravely walk back into the hallway however they find that TJ is far beyond help. T.E.J. Oh! That's it.
Starting point is 00:43:45 Open it, open it, open it, showcase, hold the guys. You're seeing one, you're seeing them all, that's holding guys. Okay, that was definitely real, that was real, that one for sure. Yeah, yeah, you can't hear, I do that one. Do you see me turning around and it was just plain old fucking billy or whatever the fuck his name is? Just shut up. It's fat nicky. Whatever's there is. There's no funny. Got to go to the next one. It's fat nicking
Starting point is 00:44:09 God go to the next one that was number seven number six Back I wouldn't see him when he turns around maybe his eyes were so what's his eyes sure? They're also going Johnny dude. What are you okay? He's not even doing anything that much. He's like He's like dry looks he just could make it to the toilet to throw up or something Oh He's like, he's like, dry looks like he just could make it to the toilet to throw up or something. Oh no! Oh it's you! It is our friend! Put his hands on his head like you're acting in a movie. Can you believe it? What did he do that would make you run away? He'd put his hands on his head and go like, dude, what's wrong?
Starting point is 00:44:41 Why are you freaking out on the floor? If you saw that, you wouldn't be freaked out. No! If you would do the drunk! If Christine was doing that in the bathroom, you would be like, dude, what's wrong? Why are you freaking out on the floor? If you saw that, you wouldn't be freaked out. If you would do the drunk. If Christine was doing that in the bathroom, you would be like, what? She's done that in the bathroom when she drank. JJ kicked her in the stomach, get it together. What would I say about bottomless brunch?
Starting point is 00:44:59 What the hell, what the hell would I say? All right, number six, though, is that about, number six for sure is gonna be a home run Would that it's all getting more and more spooky. Yeah, this one here is we're ready to do it. Oh, we G boards involved Okay, then this one's definitely this is real deal. Don't disrespect the board. I mean come on It's about a column special I can't believe one of these is just a weegy board work Why does it devil talk backwards? No goodbye.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Yeah, no goodbye. What do you Spanish? Are you translating Spanish? You will get a car white. Hosta Manana. Very bad, yes. Oh, here you go. Here's the devil.
Starting point is 00:45:57 This is where the Reverend gets the devil. That looks like Rebecca. That's it. Fiend is usual. This woman claims to have been tormented by Satan ever since her sister began praying to a demon for help after their mother passed away. She alternates between speaking in tongues and using foul language at random. Oh, that's what I do.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Forms this exorcism is almost playful at times. Making everything become much more serious Shitty shitty church it's not a good church like a school basement They read out and the guys just holding a Bible door ahead. This guy's little church and bum fuck know where his had multiple demon women come in. But she's all she's doing is coughing. Yeah, now he's got one that's doing an over smile so you know, because she looks scary though.
Starting point is 00:46:59 I don't like over smiles. Smiles and in horror movies in the worst. Of course. That's why she's doing it. That's why he asked her to do this. Mm-hmm. If putting up any form of physical resistance, he puts his hand on the possessed woman's forehead
Starting point is 00:47:12 and gives her a sharp command to leave. To leave. So we left the curse. We left the curse. We left the curse. We left the gate. But she's just a sarcastic bitch. She's just conti. I mean, she's just a bitch. I'm getting the cast. I'm getting the gates. I mean she's just a sarcastic bitch. She's just plenty. I mean yeah she's the bitch. I'm the cast. That's not how I sound
Starting point is 00:47:29 demon. Be gone demon. That's not how I fucking talk demon. Yeah you're overacting bitch. I said okay fuck you. I said repeat what I say in a demon voice not a 20 voice. Fuck you can't get this right. Yeah. Hey I'm darking you. Here's 50 bucks to the hundred I promised you The alleged demon appears to be losing its resolve eventually it succumbs and leaves the woman's body They're gonna be woman hugs the reverend while the crowd cheers on of course these people could have been lying in order to get attention You think maybe they have a legitimate mental disorder No, thank demons are looking at.
Starting point is 00:48:05 I know what's going to be that. I tell you what's going on. No, that's not true. Most likely demons. I'm going to tell you this. That demon's hot. And I'd fuck her full demon. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Oh, she was full demon. I'd still go at it. Are you going to go hang out my hotel room? Yeah, you hang out my hotel room? Fuck you, bitch. Why do you want me to blow you? I'll blow you. You don't have to use a condom.
Starting point is 00:48:26 I bought my period, so anal's on the table. I have a crucifix in my vagina. Just don't come in my hair. I hate condom. I hate it so hard. How? Rookie mistake. I It's so I Rookie miss me Thriller
Starting point is 00:48:53 Okay, so this is number five So clearly number four is gonna be someone floating in here. I love that they're not getting better. They're getting worse Any other top 10 it gets better. Oh, so next boy told his mother no. For someone that's... For someone that's possessed by the devil, they're all piling on the devil. Like they're not like scared of it, they're like, let's get on top of it. Well, because they have Jesus Christ to help them. They also were undebbled long enough to put they were also undebbled long enough to put on clothes and You know comb their hair and everything. Yeah, she was doing a makeup before she left the house. Yeah, we have a
Starting point is 00:49:32 Don't just make me look like a whole yeah, I don't have a brow This is how you do your eyes when you're possessed by the devil. I always start with a light water. I'm the devil doing maverick's turn. Earth tones are my neutral. You always want to stroke in, never stroke away from the horns. Maybe lean his shit, don't use that. Oh, the Pope's involved now. The Pope's involved.
Starting point is 00:50:02 Yeah, when you get the Pope, you got a priest, you got a Bible, you protect it. I have to assume at some point there's gonna be wind in the room, where there's no wind, and this guy's probably gonna fly up to the seal. Look, really? Call him in the name. Here we go. You have a Bible with you, you can bang without a conum
Starting point is 00:50:15 and not get AIDS, you know that, right? I've been told. Yes. Bobby told me that. Why do you think there's a Bible to me? Why do you think there's a Bible in every hotel room draw? It's to stop the SDDs. Yeah, it's to stop the SDDs.'s the stuff. Yeah, and the SDDs are never take my hand off it when I fuck See goes grab my hips I go now I'll grab one. Sorry reading crazy
Starting point is 00:50:36 I'm a thing around Crean Teeins right now just the other ones go with the man upstairs I go Pope Francis. So yeah, the Pope is a guy like, is it the Pope? Really the Pope? That looks like a Pope. That's a Pope. That's fucking nuts. The Pope is dealing with an exorcism in a hallway. Of course, dude. So there's a bunch of people with backpacks.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Yes. In a hallway, the Pope comes up, touches them. Sistine chapel over their head. It doesn't look good for the, it looks like the Pope is getting a blowjob right now. Well, that's, you know, you got to pay him back somehow. What does our green money mean to him? Body of Christ. Regardless, this is the most clear cut evidence for demonic possession of all time. Definitely. Pope Francis is offering his blessings at St. Peter's.
Starting point is 00:51:15 He's right. This is definitely the most obvious one. The guy's wearing layered dress shirt with a sweater vest. And he's in a wheelchair. Yeah. With a guy with a manila Vinci, what is it? A manila envelope on his shoulder, and his and his drew towel. Yeah, he's handicapped. Go ahead, Pope Francis. Cure this man of his demon. Make him walk the Pope was moments from performing a public exorcism. Not even Francis himself. The person in the wheelchair is a 47 year old Mexican father of two, named On Hill. On Hill says that he has been possessed by demons as far back as 1999.
Starting point is 00:51:51 So far 10 extra says haven't unable to rid him of his demons. Though they're all tried, Paul Lesson. The pub gave up. What up, he's a shit. This guy just can't say he wants to divorce. I think he's just going on. his face. He's doing the ultimate warrior, dude. The warriors. Look, even the pubs say, yeah, all right. I'm out. The pub is like, I'm going to go. Look, you'll see his face twist and contort and
Starting point is 00:52:23 pain. It's nice going, he's opening his mouth. He's not doing it either. He's literally just opening his mouth and going, yeah. What's it? Bobby, wait, Bobby. Bobby, you're here, right? Uh. Uh.
Starting point is 00:52:37 Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Now we're back to night vision, so for sure. For sure, the shocking clips this guy guy's gonna be flying with the ceiling The version is so violent and disturbing that I can't show every makeup anyway the video begins with someone walking up to a possess person lying in bed This person is very gauntlet still you can heavily staring straight ahead suddenly a nearby door opens all by itself. Is this film in the 20s?
Starting point is 00:53:06 This was filmed with an iPhone one It's almost the point I'm making like I don't feel like this is happening as vintage as this film looks Just be ripping their fingernails off one by one while they are still hunched over I don't mean just a hang nail either. I mean the entire nail. The man looks up at the camera and the scene abruptly ends. Apparently being in pain must make this thing very happy because in the next scene it's sitting upright in bed, smiling and laughing demonically. This is somebody made a move.
Starting point is 00:53:36 I mean, this is crazy as the evidence. Who's filming it? And scene. The bedridden figure suddenly slashes around wildly will screaming and then you won't believe what it does Naxe watch it slices away at its lips and neck with a razor blade until it is completely bloodied and is figured the scene makes up a large part of the video But unfortunately I cannot show it here. Oh darn I one point the possessman cuts off his lips and is staring straight at the camera. I mean, he's jagged and bloody. But first let's see what number one is. But, for, please don't show me that.
Starting point is 00:54:11 Christian, I want to see this guy cut his jagged teeth and bloody lips. Oh, and then this guy. I've never seen someone get shot and act like this before. Have you? Oh. Oh. Oh, you've always, he's got your son, he's got your son, oh, no.
Starting point is 00:54:27 Hey, boss, boss, hey. Well, Bobby, you've always said contortionist or your thing. I don't like it. This guy's a contortionist. Isn't that Artifu Cosbit? I don't know, this guy's a junkie. A junkie? He's a junkie.
Starting point is 00:54:39 No. He's in junkie sites. And no good. He's in no good junkie, Bobby. Yeah, you're right. The devil doesn't braid his hair exactly The devil doesn't corn row his hair this guy sat still long enough for someone to do his hair
Starting point is 00:54:52 But I don't know he's in drunk psychosis And he was like you ate a kitten or something look His face is covered in a shot. You got shot in the face. Yeah, I think I shot by a self I was saying with him or meant crazy homeless guy Yeah, it looks like they're holding something in front of him to keep him from attacking Possibly a walker or some other piece of medical equipment the doctor appears they don't show Why don't you show how not a demon is when you grab him and forcibly sit him down like that's he's
Starting point is 00:55:27 The supernatural why does it fly away whatever it's all such horse shit Obviously I know you want to believe buddy Kristi you fight I got cut his look or is that video not avail didn't fight it the Video of the that students. Yeah, yeah On lips, you know, we should break and then maybe we can find it over the Maybe we'll find it over the break. Wow. Yeah, well Teryl and here's something. I hope we come back. I'll tell you we just we just opened up the portal to hell Totally when you at if you say right now you want the demon to come if you don't believe No way if you don't believe in it say it Jay say you wanted to come what say I want the demon to come demon come
Starting point is 00:56:10 Don't you do it say it no say it come say I want the devil to be here. I want devil to be here Say I want the devil to come to my house tonight. Well, I sleep with Christine. I want the devil to come to your house tonight Well, you sleep with Christine Say I believe in the devil. Just give me the devil. Come to me now and possess me. Come to me. Possess me devil. I'll fight you.
Starting point is 00:56:30 Do you have nuts? Oh, your dancing is sick. A fire I did. Would you do that? Would you do that? The enemy is outnumbered by the time. He's here. He's here.
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