The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Lock-In Parties

Episode Date: May 2, 2025

Before there were Diddy's Freak Off parties, there was Lock-In Parties! These events usually occurred in a public space with the doors locked and involved lude sex acts. Jay enjoys busted strippers having a gang bang at said parties. Bob also attended one but hated it. Bobby remembers paying for erotic massages with Bill Burr when they were just starting out. The band "Funeral Portrait" was playing in the SiriusXM lobby and they stopped to chat with Jay and Bob. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly Yeah That's the funeral portrait with dark thoughts from the album They like us so we like them. I love them. They loved us. They loved us so much They're playing in the fishbowl. It came in waves, too. It came to you first, which I was like, oh I got it Gloves hair hair, look. Metal band. Metal band, cool.

Okay, and then the other guy came over. One guy only knew Bobby Kelly. Yeah, well the middle guy came over to me, who was the actor in Rescue Me. Right. Who I played, I was in The Job with. Dennis Levy's first show, before Rescue Me, he had the job, which was a cop show,

which was really funny. How heavy were you then? I was gorgeous. Gorgeous then? That was Luis. Gotcha. I played a Puerto Rican guy named Luis. And we literally, the first day of shooting,

was supposed to be in Miami. They made the Jersey Shore look like Miami and the planes hit the building. I was in my trailer listening to Howard Stern, I mean, flipping out at life because I just booked a Leary show, you know what I mean? Leary was my, I thought that was my dream, be on a Leary show be with leery

Boston you know what I mean? Yeah him and Lenny Clark were best friends. This is gonna be perfect I guess you hate Bill Hicks, huh? Who what? Don't go Hicks and Dennis Leary hated each other. That was like a thing. Oh, dude. A lot of people didn't like Larry Geraldo. A lot of them. I love Geraldo. Geraldo turned on them too. That's right. They snapped at him on a tough crowd. Snapped. And then, I mean, but he did have a, I mean, Larry had a point that probably you'd make

and Patrice make where you're writing stuff down. Like, Patrice never wrote anything down. Yeah. Geraldo wrote jokes for the show all the time. Sure. He had written jokes. Patrice used to take my written jokes and rip them up. They'd be like, one, two, three, action.

And he'd take my notes and rip them and throw them behind the couch. And I would panic. But yeah, dude, September 11th, I just heard all this shit go down on Stern, thinking it was a bit. And then I had my trailer open because they had all these hot girls in bikinis working.

This was Miami. And I was just like, you working, this was Miami, and I was just like, girls would walk by and I'd be like, hey, what's up, what's going on? And they'd be like, Hey, any of you guys have an empty pussy? Well, one of them walked by. Any of you girls have an empty pussy that needs filming? One of the girls walked by, she was smoking bikini extra,

and I stuck my head out, and she was like, what's in there? I'm like, oh, just my trailer. She's like, really? she was like, what's in there? I'm like, oh, just my trailer, you know? She's like, really? I was like, yeah, yeah. She goes, do you have, I go, yeah, I got my own bathroom, you know, TV, whatever, she came in, we hung out a little bit.

Then the towers hit. Oh, that, that's just a fucked dungeon. A fucked dungeon. The towers hit, she wound up, he, that dude you met, who was in it, he came into my room and she... Also gorgeous. He was gorgeous. She came into my room, my trailer,

and he came into my trailer, and we all just hung out in my trailer as young actors at the same age and good looking. Good looking, Bobby. And then they actually go like this. They go, okay, whoever has a car, you can drive back into the city. Everybody else we're gonna put up in the motel

over here across the street. Oh, Miami. No, we're in Jersey Shore. Oh, okay. We could literally see the- You did say Miami. No, they made Jersey Shore look like Miami. Understood.

You understand? Yeah, they put like palm trees up. It was the Jersey Shore, supposed to be Miami. And they were suggesting that you drive back to the city into the terrorism Okay, that was an interesting take on it guys two planes at the towers if you guys want to get back to your house Yeah, and so ho hey if you get a Honda Civic or above the highways that way everybody else Tell across the street. Hey hit Tribeca. Yeah. Yeah, If you're here for $50 or less, go to your imminent doom. Go breathe cancer smoke.

I walked up to the producer. I was like, buddy, I'm not driving back. Everybody's trying to come here. I'm not driving back to the Terror. And he's like, all right, fine. You have to share a room then. So that girl, I went over to her. I'm like, we have to share rooms. You want to share a room with us?

She goes, yeah. So me and her shared a room. So they paired everybody up, and I got paired with her. Me, her, and him, we went out to dinner that night at some fancy restaurant on the beach, all fucked up. You were hoping you were gonna have to see them both naked. Yeah. Bonus, bonus, weenus.

He's pretty hot, but I was pretty hot back then. Yeah, you weren't thinking about that. Yeah, and you can'tus. He's pretty hot, but I was pretty hot back then. Yeah, you weren't thinking about that. Yeah, and you can't fire up my confidence when I was hot. I mean, when I was fat, I had confidence. Nevermind when I had abs. When I had that V dick ab down there. It's nothing worse than having the

country's worst terror attack and just having this dry dick. I hate when those two things happen together. Nothing's worse than being sad and dry-dicked. Well, it was really fucking nuts, because we had one bed, we're in this motel, and we just... Did you go, Oh, man, my girlfriend was in those towers? Oh, hell, I remember you were going to get over that.

Hang on, I got to tell this story. I got to remember these dates. Yeah, get these timelines right. I think it was 1987 when this happened. Go on. I'm going were gonna get over that. Hang on, I gotta tell this story. I gotta remember these dates. You got these timelines right. I think it was 1987 when this happened. Go on.

87. Nah, anyways. Max was four. No, no, no, no, no. I gotta chill out for a second. Put the brakes on this story. Boopity boop. I gotta settle down for a second. You got me all whipped up Jay. No, that handsome guy got you all

whipped up. He did, he ratted me out. You just started telling the story. I didn't even ask you about the story. We actually, it was weird because I'm sitting there with this smoking hot chick and we're both in our... 1997. It was 1997. Don who? Yeah, there was no Don yet. Don wasn't born yet. She was in California. We were living together, but we weren't serious. Whoa, what are you doing? Just start filming.

I don't film this part, asshole. One bad play. Don doesn't listen to the show, but she might watch a clip. Comes and she wants to. Yeah, Bobby confesses. It's just the big bubble letters on the thumbnail. It's the first time Lou ever just put the camera in my face like what's that Bobby? But no, we it was terrible because we were lying there and we were just watching

Who is that I don't know that I wish it was Christine I wish that was Christine was talent want to do with this show. I just saw Hooters and blonde hair I wish that was Christine was talent want to do with this show. I just saw Hooters and blonde hair So dude, we we see if we get those guys to come in. Nah, okay The tire dude, they're all sweaty from playing Motherfucker your honesty is fast I saw them perform. All right. Listen. So we were lying there in the bed, and I'm definitely wanna hook up with this girl,

but we're just watching these planes fly into the tower. Just over and over. It was just so sad. And you go, don't look at this, then push your head onto your wiener? No, I flew my plane right into her butt cheeks. Yes, those twin towers. No, we didn't have sex.

We didn't have sex. Right. We didn't have sex. That's good. Yeah, she was hot though. It doesn't matter if you did, it was 1992. No dude, it was the year, there was the day that, you can't have, what are you gonna do?

But we did comfort each other. No, it wasn't September 11th, we were thinking it was Pearl Harbor day. It was Pearl Harbor. It was Pearl Harbor, 1942. Ah, there she is. That's who. Well, well, well.

Well, well, well. It took you a full half hour to walk here. What pace did you walk? Nine minutes. Bobby was just telling us about cheating on Dawn. I did not cheat on Dawn. Go ahead. Jason, do not say that.

I did not cheat on Dawn. I know, Jason, do not say that. I did not cheat on Dawn. I know. I wouldn't say that if it was true. Say that one more time. I wouldn't say it if it was true. Say it again. On the worst day in American history. Shut up, Jacob.

Everybody deals with things differently. I deal with it by putting cream in a girl's butt and using it like boobs. I think me and Kevin Hart got hand job massages that day in Philly Yeah, yeah, everybody deals with things differently. It was a sad day man. It was crazy. Well, I was very worried I was just dating Carla Me and Carla just started dating and I was very worried. Look at me. I'm giving a confession too and

We I couldn't get a hold of her I was frantic because you couldn't get the cell phones weren't working So I love that you're giving a confession standing next to the girl you live with now who you cheated on with her then No, but not during that tragedy That's disgusting I wasn't fucking her then I know Make you feel any better. Yeah, no, I was not fucking with that. It's not as hot. About 11 years later, 11 years later I though, I gave her the old ba-joops.

I gave her the old big bong, bang, ping, chow, dwing. The old floppy-oppy. The old blblblblblblbl, skip, skip, woo. I gave her the old, booo. The old pepe le pew. You're the old You'll peppy lip you take another eating, but how they feel about this Pretty much the same. Oh, yeah, good thing. We don't read the emails September 11 you got hand jobs you went to an Asian massage power place. I think it was the place we went to get a hand I don't know if we finished because

Me and it was me and Kevin you play finish because they basketball at they know we walked into this place I believe it was September 11th and right away there was a Very or no, there was a very unattractive lady who answered the door And me and Kevin walked in, and they brought out one other girl who was very pretty. And I was just like, yeah, yeah, great.

And then Kevin goes, wait, is there, is there anyone else or is it just you? And it was just her, this older lady. And that was when they put us in different rooms and eventually that was the first one I ever went to that had the table shower.

Oh, I love that. I don't know if I ever went to another one again that had that. I also talk about these times that there was way more than there was. Like, I was like, oh, my long history of massage. I've probably gone under 10 times in my life. That's the key to finding out people,

like, how do you know if they're going to give you a hand job if they have table shower? Yeah. Yeah, that's not in massage school. It's not sanitary. They're not supposed not in massage school. It's not sanitary. They're not supposed to wash your asshole. Yeah, it's not sanitary at all. But me and Kevin were in opposite,

like facing each other rooms, which is a curtain, like shower rooms. And then I heard Kevin just go in the other room, he's like, it's too hot, no, it's too hot, ah! And like she's pouring, the water was too hot, she was pouring on it, and then he eventually, he just got mad and was standing in between the thing I remember getting up

I think we just had to leave because he was like so upset that this lady was ugly and burned him Is that we got the idea for his gay talk show where he jumps in ice bath with somebody? It's very possible We do the opposite So nice bath and talk what a crazy idea Goddamn he's so in the fitness that Kevin. Yeah But yeah, he ended so into fitness that Kevin. But yeah, he ended up yelling at this old Asian lady for burning him with water and then we left. Well, because they usually, not that I go a lot,

but I have in the past, they usually will, you know, they have this shower wand and a bucket of water, which is disgusting. It's disgusting. They pick it up and they spray it to get it hot or warm and then they'll put it on your back of your legs. It's okay? Yeah, this was like a bowl.

They were just dipping into a trash can of hot water and they would just scoop it onto your body. Oh, you're doing old school. And then she would get a bar of soap and rub it between her hands and just like fucking envelope your ass crack. Yeah, you're talking when they just had the bucket of hot water just a bucket of ladle. It was a ladle Yeah, but it was this was a bowl

She was going with a bowl and bowled on to our backs and ass cracks and then she would uh said she would clean our Your asshole in ball bag. She was the same bowl. She had a fish and rice in Yeah, it's a fishy right yeah the bottom of it's just the stuff that's boiling onion yeah yeah the that was a one-off place that wasn't 15th and Cali Hill don't ever speak ill of that place what's that place 15th and Cali Hill yeah can't even be there anymore we only knew the address but you knock on this door you go up Keith Robinson taught us early that you go they go hundred and twenty five dollars they were even that wasn't even dicking around go up, Keith Robinson taught us early that you go, they go $125.

They weren't even, that wasn't even dicking around with like, afterwards you pay this. $125 was an okay massage and sex. Full on. Yeah. And gorgeous girls, you'd walk up and they'd pray. Keep in mind, this is when I was young enough to not realize that I was being a very strong step in the ladder of human trafficking. I didn't know that, I was 19.

But I now know that. How do you think they got here? Didn't even think about it. Until I think the last time we ever went, a door kicked open. I was in the green room watching Todd Barry's half hour special on Comedy Central, waiting, my turn, and a door opened and I saw all of the mattresses on the floor with the girls just kind of sitting in style

watching like a TV, like where they just, I was like, oh God, that's terrible. I'm gonna finish this one time, I'm gonna finish this time, because I'm here, and it would be rude to leave. And then that's probably it for me. And I think it was. You have to forgive yourself.

I had to. I didn't know, I was a kid. I was it was. You have to forgive yourself. I had to. I didn't know. I was a kid. I was a kid. But anyway, those slaves would come out and stand in a line smiling, but apparently against their will. And they would give you, they had a variety of the tiny little glass bottle sodas. Remember those sons of bitches?

In fact, Christine, put that on our shopping list what the tiny glass bottles of like ginger ale you can get coked I coke it was like this big but they were glass yeah that's what they put in your ass they would put that up my ass no you'd have that while you wait for your turn and they bring out the girls and you'd pick a girl and then go back yeah that place was just... I used to go. That was one of the places where many times my friend Glenn and I, but Glenn more so,

would tell them, he would offer to take them away from all of this. We didn't even know what all of this was. He would just say, let me, this is not the world for you. You shouldn't be involved in, you're too beautiful and perfect for that. And they'd be like, thank you, bye. I used to go.

There's three words they know. Flip over, thank you. I consider myself Japanese at this point. I used to go when they had regular girls. Like it wasn't, now it's pretty much all because of the internet. You don't have to do that anymore. But I used to go when, to the place called the Old English Health Club in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

What the fuck? It was the Old English Health Club in Cambridge, Massachusetts. I don't want to give a pussy to a place called Old English Anything. Hello. You want your tar just smacked. I took Billy Burr there for the first time. He's never been to a place. Really? But they had regular girls. They like brunettes and Puerto Ricans and blondes and I mean smokers.

Like really pretty girls. And you'd go down and you'd give your name to the lady at the front desk and she would give you a receipt. And you'd go put a robe on. Paperwork, nice. Yeah, you have a little receipt. And you'd get a robe on and your name was on it

and you'd get coffee or whatever you wanted, and you'd sit in a room, and they had TV and magazines and newspapers, and then as soon as a girl would come in, if you liked her, you'd give her your receipt. You know what I mean? But the problem is a lot of the guys would want the same, like, you know, a smoking hot brunette would come in, followed by a redhead with a dead tooth,

so you'd be like, everybody run over to the brunette would come in, followed by a redhead with a dead tooth. So you'd be like, everybody run over to the brunette. Of course. But, did you just punch your phone to make it stop? Like it's the 80s? Yeah, what's wrong? Someone blow out your phone, you had to leave it off the hook? It stopped, didn't it?

So, yeah, I brought Billy Burr there. He was heading back, he was just moved to New York, and I was like, dude, come here first. We went over there. He was heading back. He was just moved to New York and I was like dude come here first We were first things first first thing before you make any kind of a crazy move It was I think it was a hundred bucks then you negotiated in the room with the girl. Okay, and I Had this smoking brunette and you go in and she like what do you want? You know you'd be like and I remember one time I saw this lady walking by with a strap-on dildo I was like, where's she going?

She goes, oh, this guy down the, he likes to get fucked in the ass. Well, I don't like that kind of fucking disclosure. What's going on? You don't tell people you're in that room. Don't worry about that. Worry about what's going on in your room, you fucking asshole.

The fucking dick I told you goes, oh yeah, this guy Tom down the hall likes to get fucked in the ass by a thing. I think he's a CEO at Goldman Sachs. You know, it was a dick move, but fucking dick move Hey, what's the strap on about? Oh, let me tell you everything about this guy's privacy that he paid for Billy went in and he got his girl strap on no You heard it here first dude bill burr went to one hooker and got strap on fuck down the hall

That's not true. That's a ginger kid who wants to get butt fuck down the hall. I don't know, but I'm gonna do whatever he wants. He seems pretty serious. I'll just hear down the hall, dude, what the fuck dude, it hurts, stop. You fucking asshole, stop it. Yeah, he.

That brunette ass fucking him is what drove him to black women. A lot of people say that's the origin story. He went, he came out of there. I've never seen Billy Burr more relaxed than when he walked out of that place. He got on the bus. He was just like, hey man, I'll see you later.

He called me later and he goes, it was the best bus ride back to New York I've ever taken. Oh, I bet, dude. It was such a great... He was just floating like when a Pepe Le Pew like smells pie or something, and he just flies through the air through his nose. I missed...

I missed the days when you could go in and it was a variety of girls. Yeah, I know. It's like these prostitutes. It's shitty now. What the fuck? I don't know if they were prostitutes. Sex slaves are generally the hottest. Like the ones, the willing ones. Right, because exactly, because you take the ones What the fuck? I don't know if they're prostitutes. Sex slaves are generally the hottest. Like the ones, the willing ones.

Right, because exactly, because you take the ones everybody wants. You're not asking them to volunteer. Good call, Jacob. I'm just saying, whoever picks them. I disagree, the sex slave. Has an eye. Now it's like, you're going for,

if you, like I don't go in, but if you do go in. So you've heard. It's a lot of older Asian women. Yeah. You know what, and then in the heat of the battle, you might grab a old Asian boob, a little saggy boob, and it's pretty much all nipple.

I love the video. There is actual YouTube video, not YouTube, like porn videos, and there's a lot of fake ones, obviously, but there's real, like, just camera inside the massage booth thing. And just the guy just stand there stoically while he gets whacked off. And you can tell right when he's getting ready

to fucking pop off, he just like grabs a butt or a tit. He's just, oh. Well I talked to my cop friend, robbed the cop from my cigar lounge. All of the- Did he tell you where to get all the good prostitutes? Well there's a massage place underneath the cigar lounge. Nice.

So, if you go to my cigar lounge... So you've heard. I know it's there. I know it's there. But... What's the cost? I don't know. I don't know.

Why, they do it for free for you? I've never been. Is that part of the cigar lounge, I think? No, it's not. Ooh, that would be awesome. If the cigar lounge came with prostitutes, Bobby, I will start smoking cigars. Here's the thing.

I never been because I don't want to be embarrassed when coming out because when you come out There's no the windows are right onto the street. Well, then Bobby just come in Yeah Jacob I'm gonna come over there and give you an arm slap. You don't have that one. Thank you But Yeah, it's it's it's below the cigar lounge. What was I saying? You were trying, you got confused

because I called out that you've probably been down there. I've never been down there. Right. I'm telling you right now. But that got you back on track. I've never been down there. Sure. Because I would be too embarrassed to go there

and be caught going there. I would never mind. By who? By any of the dudes. Those guys go? Nah, I don't wanna be, nah, I don't know. And they have all nicknames down there, like, oh, that's the captain.

Oh, my thought was this. Rob told me, this is another reason why I don't go to these things anymore. I do not go. He said there's cameras in most of them. The FBI puts cameras in a lot of these places. He goes downstairs, there's 100% cameras. They don't bust it all the time.

If it's ever gonna get busted, I find out, because he was one of the head detectives, and he would tell the older guys that do go there, don't go for the next week or so, because they're gonna go in there and the FBI's gonna be busting it. But they have cameras in all of them. Look up, look up.

I would say, I'm not going. Don't tell me to look up. What? Look up. Because he goes, look look up next time you go What if I there was a camera in the room you'd get my face fully because all I would see the camera is I would just Start doing this with covering my wiener. So I'm like, please don't look at my wiener Don't look at her small fist move movements The cameras there's be like this you get my face full cheese Just looking at the camera while I'm trying to protect my wiener from it. Don't look at my wiener

I just know just know big Jay Okerson's getting whacked off by a sex slave, but don't look at my wiener What is it got Robert Kraft right? Yeah, dude every piece of shit from Boston. You just scared the shit out of me I thought it said Robert Kelly. I Literally my asshole just sunk you didn't know that you were caught in a major I'm not even kidding. I can't even breathe right now. I thought it said Robert Kelly case reveals how police can... I thought if they have video footage of me, I have to quit this show. And I apologize for calling you a sissy gay theater boy.

There is one. There is one. That's why your joke used to kill me so much, Bobby. There is one Thank you prostitution moment that I Would that's the one where I was like, oh my god, I hope And I think it was the prettiest girl. She told me the flip over for the massage. She walked on my back tiny she was so pretty and then Put her hands under my like hips while I was like that to get me up Put her hands under my like hips while I was like that to get me up

Face down ass up and started doing like licking my ball bag from behind Yeah, and then it felt fantastic And then I looked over at the full mirrors everywhere and we just realized I'm on all fours Well, this little girl's face is buried in my butt cheeks. Now. I was like I don't like that. I mean I loved it, but I was like How can you respect a guy after you see him like that? No, I would have made faces to myself. I've thought about when me and, the one position when me and Christine have hooked up with girls that always wigs me out at all is if I'm going down on the girl and Christine's

gotten behind me and I'm just like, oh my God, what is she seeing? Just my asshole in my back, in my face. It's gotta be the worst feeling. You just look back, Christine's giggling, texting Rebecca. She doesn't know what to do. She's knocking my wiener around, she has no idea what to do.

Now let me ask you a question. These massage parlors, is it sex trafficking or is it a job choice? What, like arrows? Not arrows, I'm talking about like, when you go to a massage place, and it's a bunch of older Asian ladies and they're giving massages and at the end

they'll give you a little hand job or whatever, happy ending, right? Is it, is that sex trafficking, I mean? I think most of that sex trafficking, I think the places you go to are mostly sex trafficking? I mean, I think most of that sex trafficking. I think the places You go to are mostly sex trafficking. I think most Come to your room or house prostitutes are Independent at this point. I think it's the other way around

there's probably still some pimps who have learned how to like control that but like it's not a No, I don't you think the older, because most massage places now. Yeah, well the girls lived there since she was 12 years old at the whore house. Most massage places right now, they used to be hot girls. They used to be in evening gowns and all that stuff. But now it's just older, middle-aged Asian women that. Well now they don't send them over here to fuck round eyes.

They keep them there to make iPhones. So that's why. So at a certain point. That's your choice. You can make iPhones. You can whack off Bobby Kelly and Robert Kraft. First of all, I don't do it anymore. Right. You need it as Robert Kraft.

I don't. You need it as Robert Kraft. And then. Yeah. I don't. I don't do it anymore because as soon as they found out there's cameras, they film everything.

Yeah, that's when you stopped. I swear, I swear to God, I don't. What are they waiting for then? What do you mean? Okay, so the FBI always has cameras on these places? What is the rent they're waiting for? Why are you getting so scared, Jacob? Hey, do they have the cameras?

Do you think they have them somewhere between 14th and 21st Street? Maybe just for someone they can take down to go in. Jacob wouldn't be able to get a massage because he'd be too cold. He'd love that hot water. Ah, let it rain on my back. I don't understand what they're waiting for. They're waiting to get whoever they want to get.

You know what I mean? They got craft. That's great. They can use it. There's no big deal in picking up some jerk off get whoever they want to get, you know what I mean? They got craft, that's great. They can use that. There's no big deal in picking up some jerk off who works at a teller at a bank going to get jacked off or fuck, doesn't matter to them that much. Yeah, they're probably waiting for somebody

of importance to walk in there and go, wait a minute, that's the mayor. Elliot Spitzer. Or you know what I mean? Or that's the chief of police or whoever the fuck it is. Somebody, yeah. Or Elliot Spitzer. How do they get these cameras in there? But sometimes, maybe, you remember Elliot Spitzer? No, I said that yeah. Or Elliot Spitzer. How do they get these cameras in there?

But sometimes, maybe, you remember Elliot Spitzer? No, I said that. I said Elliot Spitzer. What? I said Elliot Spitzer, I was talking about. Oh, I said it too. Client number nine, Elliot Spitzer. What did they do?

The workers aren't aware that what the FBI just goes in? No, I- Like, the plumbers? That's a good question. I think they're aware. I don't think they have a choice. I think the FBI puts the cameras in there and they'll shut them down.

I think they just get the footage. I don't know. He told me a couple weeks ago, no, a couple months ago, I was upstairs and one of the guys, older guys was gonna go down. He's like, don't, they got cameras. I was like, they have cameras? He's like, yeah, the FBI puts cameras in there all the time.

They just have cameras running, yeah. How about when I drive? We know you're sex trafficked. You're a sex trafficked worker here, but just keep doing what you're doing. It's a weird thing because I think when they were hot young girls and you'd go in, it was like, okay, but these are like older women

that work there. It's like mature Asian women that have- No, I want to. Well, I don't know. I mean- Yeah, if they're older, they want to. You're right. They're probably trapped here a long time.

Tiger ladies. That's the only life they've ever known. All right, let me ask you a question. So they're- No, I prefer to sleep in room with a bunch of other girl on small mattresses. So what you're saying is, so here's the business model. We get them when they're young,

and then we just, we work them until they die If they get how good they are at hand jobs, right? They're a black belt a lifetime of hand jobs do they know what they're doing they'll finish you quick They could finish you off while they're cooking food with the other hand I'll tell you what they really know how to you know The back and then the legs and then the tickle tickle and then long long time rule. I haven't gone a while, too You laughing at Can't I would have to I would have to I don't know how to get the money

Cuz I have to I asked on some money. Well, it's just like a That was that that Elliott Spitzer thing was always funny. That's what made me We mean Christine had a friend who told us that she used to be a high end escort. And I used to drive escorts to houses for that job. Protection of prostitute. And yeah, so they- You were a pimp.

No. I mean, just protection. It wasn't my company at all. You were pimp protection. I didn't know how to find these people. Prostitute pimp protection. I protected the know to find these people prostitute pimp protection I protected the pimps product for sure there you go, but I didn't well you were a protection of pimp product You're a PPP. Yeah, but I was like my protection was like handed somebody a fucking a gun that doesn't work

It was I didn't I realized quickly. I'm like oh this isn't just about looking at pussy with everybody except I don't have to pay for it. I have to stop them from raping this girl. That sucks. You had no gun? No. What were you gonna do? Depends on the situation. When it was all black, just chummy up to the guy who paid,

the guy whose credit card they have. You can keep reminding him, it's like, yo, dude, they have, like, there's a paper trail to you. You know what I mean? That's the best you could do. No, I'm not gonna win against 15 fucking guys no matter what. If I had a gun, that would be terrible I feel like.

What a weak pimp. Oh thanks. Sorry Jacob. My apologies. You were, you were. It was really shitty production. Hey Jay, what are you gonna do if they attack me? I'm gonna tell him, I'm gonna remind him

that we have your credit card information. Your credit card's on file. We have your credit card on file. Excuse me. One second before you force another dick into our mouth, we have your credit card. I've got one or a... Hey, excuse me guys, real quick, I know you guys are totally raving to the show.

I have your Amex and what? I hate to interrupt a good gang rape. And I know this is someone's initiation in my apologies. But no, but when I did that. I'm gonna be in the Saturn out front. You guys wanna rethink this. I did drive a lot of them in the Saturn. I know this is someone's initiation in my apologies, but no, but when I did that- I'm gonna be in the Saturn out front. You guys want to rethink this. I did drive a lot of them in the Saturn. I know you did.

Um, yeah. Uh, but yeah, so I would drive those girls. What the fuck was the point? Oh, the girl was telling me that she was a high-end prostitute, as a friend me and Christine had. And the first time I pressed her on that, her story fell apart, so I don't think she was.

She may have probably never been a prostitute at all. I think this is a girl who got money. She got fucked for money once, like in high school or something. And I don't know, because what she told me, my first thing she told me that was like, I used to work in that. That's a fucking crazy, dangerous, like scary world.

Like going to someone's room, prostitute, escorting. Yeah. And it's so- You're saying that like we would disagree with you. No, I to her oh you said that to either you're saying that to me I was like yeah no I said to her on a way long ago lost skanks episode oh really and she was like and she was like no she's like no I'm very very safe about it cuz she also there was no agency no person in her corner no one no boss no nothing I'm cool what would you do? How is it so safe? She goes, first thing, I ask them where they work.

All right, I said, I go, she goes, I do a very big screening process. And I go, for prostitution? I go, tell me your screening process, and I'll tell you where anyone would check out of this process. And she goes, first I call you, and I ask you for your full name.

And I go, I'm out. Then everyone's out. Everyone else, Dave and Louis both were like, I'm out. I'm out. I was like, I go I'm out then everyone's out everyone else like Dave and Lewis both like I'm out I'm out like of course But then it was Beyond I was like and then I asked for a picture of their ID and then I call and then I asked where they work And I call their job when they're not there and just ask if they worked it which by the way You could just give a name of anybody none of these

things made sense for what you would do and they were just all fucking made up. But trying to explain, like, she was like, well, I was high, I was high priced, which when she gave the price, she said 450 bucks. And I'm like, that's not high priced. It's not the lowest price, but it's, if you pay 450, you're like, this girl might at least be attractive, like a new drug problem.

She, 450 thinking that's high price is crazy. But she goes, I was about 450 bucks. And I was like, that's not a high price. And it's also like I said, the higher price you go, also the more you pay, is the more you're paying for is the anonymity. And I can tell you where they work, and that was the reason,

that's why Elliot Spitzer, that documentary was called Client Number Nine. Because she didn't know she was fucking a senator. They don't come in and it's like, Senator, you know, whatever, governor, what was he? Senator? No, wrong show? Is this the wrong show for politics?

Elliot Spitzer, whatever the thing was. He's running for, I think, mayor, right? He's running for mayor. Sure. I'd vote for him. Yeah, hell yeah, open them prostitute place. I mean, we gotta vote for Corinne, but. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I would definitely vote for her yeah, I'd vote for him. Yeah, yeah open them prostitute. I mean we got a vote for Corinne, but oh Yeah, I would definitely vote for I can't vote for no. It's other one. That's a Cuomo. Oh What what's his name? Oh, that's Andrew Cuomo. Yeah, right. He was just I think he was just molesting people in his uh, I think

It's it. I think he's running too. He wants to run. Hey, I'm pretty sure he's running maybe Or he wants to I don't know if he's going to but I think he wants to sure and I think the world running too, he wants to run. I'm pretty sure he's running. Maybe. Or he wants to, I don't know if he's going to, but I think he wants to. Sure, and I think the world's kind of over now, but he was called client number nine because that girl didn't know she was fucked. That's what you're paying for.

You're paying that anonymously you can go in there, and she's not gonna be like, now I hold over your head that I just got paid to fuck a senator. What was it? Governor of New York. Governor. Oh, he's going for governor? No, no, he was the governor.

It's funny, I mean, you are paying for that. What was the most you've ever paid for sex? Emotionally, Christine. No, you can't do that. I mean, we've all paid. Oh. I mean, dude. I paid the ultimate price. Yeah, we've all paid the amount.

I had to ask Don to make me a sandwich today. You think I'd ask you to fucking build me another house. Um I mean not Whatever that the first time the first time ever was when I got hosed out of All my money. How much? When I went to the truck stop, it was 200 bucks. But oh no, that wasn't the most. I think, cause I never.

I think. I've never paid over 200 bucks. 250 bucks? I've never paid over 200 bucks around there too. But I think we're savvy with the sex industry too. You know what I mean? No, I was not when I did this. Well, I remember Norton would pay so much money

for that anonymity, you know, and plus for the things he would like, he would have to pay a premium. Hey, why does that girl have a strap-on bill, though? Jim Norton's down the hall. But I'm not strap-on, it doesn't come off. You gotta build. Why is that girl walking with a dong?

So, yeah. Why is that fat dick lady walking down the hall? Jim Norton. He would always tip them very well. Yeah. And he would tell me it's for keeping mouth shut. If you tip them better, they'll actually treat you nicer and treat you like a better client. But I never gave a shit.

I don't want to be a client. I liked massage parlors when I did do it. And I never liked prostitutes because it was always They made you feel like transaction a piece of shit. They do the guy when the guy fucked up At Caroline's the guy who ran the strip club across the street and the bartender came I was friendly with them and they fucked up actually that the strippers they brought fucked up at a Brian Regan show I did and The next time I was walking around the guy was like hey swing by when you were so I came by when I was in The city one day and he goes he goes hey, man. I owe you big dude

He goes, you know that girl that blah blah like she's gonna take you in the back. Take care of it I was like, you know shit. All right, and I went in the back room and she went and she Blew me and Then he told me he goes He goes don't worry about it. I was like he told her before I guess in her ear He was like just take care of I'll take care of you later You know I mean like I'll pay you for it later Just like go take care of him is what he gets he told cuz she came in and she did she did it and

I was done. I was like I was off and I'm broke. I'm a fucking kid. You know, I 22 I give her uh, I Give her like 20 30 bucks something like that. I was just like an extra I'm like here you go. Thank you so much. And she was like she goes what's this? She's I don't fucking suck dick for 30 bucks. You think I just suck dick for 30 bucks and I went No, no, I forget his name was I was like, John said that, and she goes, oh, right, right, right, right. She goes, did you have a good time, baby?

Like, the turn on, I was like, yo. I go, you just got mad at me. I go, that was the worst feeling ever. I'm like, I'm leaving. That was terrifying, that story. You fucking scared me. She snapped. She was like, yeah, suck dick for 30 bucks.

No, no, no, I don't know what you suck dick for miss I go I just is giving you extra I thought he said it was taking care of funny Jay had no money So we had a sucked it he had a suck dick for the rest of night for her Oh, yeah with a hair net on like I'm doing dishes a diner. Let me put on my I think you worked off that tune them out Yes, that was a few weeks big adventure reference new job That was a Pee-wee's Big Adventure reference. No one got it.

You actually got yourself a new job? Hey, now I'm doing pretty good for myself, working about back at this fucking suck fuck place. I never liked bachelor parties. I never liked when you had these big parties where they get prostitutes and then you'd see, I just didn't like, should we all be in a room and then have a prostitute?

And then I didn't like seeing a guy like Jacob who I knew, I thought I knew who he was was but then when there's prostitutes they become different people that's it's a strange thing to see your friends like it to see I don't like seeing your friends get like what you'll see what their rowdiest side is they turn into you can see the evil turn in them and their horns grow and the little guy who doesn't do drugs very often and now all of a sudden is like we're doing coke and He's actually sitting on a like a coffee table on his tippy toes with his back hunched over

Balancing on some girls face. He's like, yeah, I don't I it is weird You don't want to see like that other side of people to cut loose. Yeah I don't want to see angry black loose face going. What's up? I don't receive black blue black blue were you ever invited to a black stripper slash prostitute lock-in party? Not at all, what is that? What is it? Good way to fake that.

What it is, that was a fantastic, I set you up perfectly for that. He doesn't even know. What is it? Christine, look up on porn websites, buddy, this is prostitutes varying from ugly to okay, hairy pussies, beat up snatches, and just they lock in at a place, they get a big haul,

and they lock it in, the girls just dance, and the guys throw money, and then some of them line up, and they're just getting gang banged by guys. Guys just coming over, just pulling their dicks out of their pants a little bit, and just fucking them. Come, go, next guy, let's see. Yeah, I'm not gonna. No, no, no.

I'm not gonna. Don't let it pour out, go to, go to Lobster Tube, you'll find it there. Can I say something? I did like, I do like the ones where the strippers go to the bachelorette parties. The real ones, they seem real. Not the fake ones, but you know,

but the ones where they have like some aunt just sitting there with a blouse on with big tits, and then the guy walks over with a towel and whipped cream and she's like, fuck it, and just starts giving the best blowjob. That, I like those. Don't type in lock-in, that's just what they're called in life, just call it a black stripper party.

You know, those are actually sexy to me. When I think it's a real situation, but I like it when the guy is the stripper and the girls are just regular aunts and sisters and you know, it looks like a real party. And the girls, I don't like when it's all smoke and hot girls. Because I know that's fake. I like when it's like milfy, weird aunts. Yeah.

Yeah. And then they have like a hot chick. And then it's just one of the girls is like, fuck it. And then that turns me on. But I don't like this stuff. Have you seen Desperate Amateurs? What is that? Desperate Amateurs is one of my favorites.

It's just broke people in the Midwest who want to fuck on camera. Stretch marks, damage and all. It's great. It's crazy. I don't know if I like that. I don't know if I can. I might have not explained myself right. I like the best. I like when it's great. It's crazy. I don't know if I like that. I don't know if I, I might not have explained myself right. I like the, I like when it's a, I like it when the women are in control of the dirtiness.

Does that make sense? Yeah. When it's, I don't like it when the guys, like it's just a girl with a bunch of dudes. That's just creepy to me. But when it's the women are just hanging out having a party and these strippers come along with their big dongs and a towel and these girls, you could see them go, you know what, fuck it.

I haven't had a, my husband sucks. I haven't had a big dink. You know, I wouldn't even, if I saw Dawn in one of these, I'd be like, good for you, girl. You know what I mean? Good for you, honey. You deserve that big dong. I like those. I don't know why.. You deserve that big dong. I like those.

I don't know why. Patrice got me into those. I like that. I like real stuff. I can't watch fake. I don't like fake. As soon as I know it's fake, I'm done. As soon as I watch a girl giving a...

I like a girl giving a mediocre blowjob because she doesn't give head all the time. I don't know why that turns me on. Like some regular secretary sucking a big cock in front of a friend and her friend just going, oh my God, Cathy. You want authenticity. That's what I want. You're right, Jacob. I want things to be real and I want them to be, you know, like I like

my watches, like I like my glasses, like I like anything in my life. I want it to be authentic. I'd rather wait. You know what I mean? I don't want to see this. I like your style. Thank you buddy, I appreciate it. Well, your watches, you'll like a 10 grand watch and a 300, see the the good in it if it's authentic exactly that's right

I mean what the fuck with crazy? How long do we have to vamp? Continue to fan all right with vamping anyway Your own porn movie. I'll tell you what it would be please. I'll tell you right now. Do you want to hear it? Yeah, okay. Well, there's two one. I can't tell you I Do you want to hear it? Yeah, oh yeah. Okay, well there's two. One I can't tell you. I do, I like, it would be, okay here we go. September 11th. No, not.

Hang on, but this girl's just cleaning up her piss. Jersey Shore. Ugh, no, I would not, let's just go. I'm sorry, I never mentioned that. It would 100% be where I would have to, I'm not in it or am I in it? You're in it. All right, I'm in it. It would have to be where I'm with a friend of mine's wife, okay?

And we wind up getting stuck somewhere. We have to share a hotel room. Um, so we're in the, it's like, I, I'm, yeah, we get one room, one bed. I'll sleep on the floor. Don't be silly. Sleep up here with me. It's fine Are you sure okay, and she's like look I have to sleep in my underwear if that's gonna, but we'll put the pillows Okay, cool. I just don't want to I don't want to offend anybody and then we go to sleep

But in the middle of the night I wake up and took that pussy no no see that's where we we differ we I wanted Yeah, you have never once Christine No, no, so that's where we we differ we I wanted to see my life. I want There you have never once Christine No, no Christine took this dick But no so then it's it's like one of her boobs is hanging out and I'm just looking at it and I said I start to fill up but then She rolls over and then like her one of her lips is hanging out of the back of her underwear and I'm like, oh God. Huh? Debchuk?

No, not Debchuk. And then I'm kind of like, you know, doing myself and then that, when her hands kind of hits my thing and she feels it and then she starts just slowly touching it, you know what I mean? Oh yeah. And then she grabs it and like puts it, places it on her and just rubs it on it until it

gets wet. And then I'm like, we shouldn't. And she's like, I know. And then that's when she puts it in and I, you know what I mean? And then she just rolls. She like leans back and we just start making out sideways. And then we just go at it for the rest of the night. Are you doing ASMR sex for me, for the people listening?

And then I exploded inside of her. That's what I, I mean just the build up to that where she goes, we shouldn't do this, and she goes, I know. And then she just pushes it and I, and the whole thing, you feel the shaft goes in and you feel the seal breaking as, you know what I mean? As my dry penis goes

up into her thing it just breaks the seal and then it gets up to the end of where I can go. Jacob stop nodding your head acknowledging. Did we vamp enough? You've vamped plenty you've over vamped I thought you just got sunk into that story. I was captivated. Yeah. That's a good story. I like kissing in my porn. Because I feel like when they make out, it's a real scenario. If they're making out, you can tell when people are making out, they're into the sex. That makes it for me.

And I like talking. I like a build up. This is what I like. This is four or somewhere between four to 10 broke down strippers getting gang bang by three to four hundred plus guys I hate it. Go ahead Christine. Give me a stop on there. That girl looks like she's got kids in a problem all the way on the top left What what Cued up which is playing I'm trying to get the other one to play now. I want to see that what this is New York City

Lock-in party buddy. What is this New York City lock-in party? So look some strippers just be stripping Okay, can I tell you something? Yes, hang on. I went to one of these did you I'm gonna tell you this right now me Maceo okay, see Benny Wow Maceo after show did you guys feel like you were the ones who were gonna have to get fucked when you went to this thing? Because there's no white people at these. Buddy, there was one old white guy at this thing.

Wow. We went to one of these, it was in a. Who's the coach? Huh? Who's the coach? I'm telling you, we walked into this place and there was girls all over the place. There was stripper, the bartender, all this stuff.

We walked in, there was a white guy, old white guy, by the bar, I'm waiting by the bar to get a drink, I'm kinda looking at the girl on the stage stripping, and guys are going up doing stuff to her, and I'm like, this is wild. Like fingering her, whatever they want. All black guys, black strippers. And this one white guy, and I look at the white guy,

and he's smiling, and the stripper he's with is just jerking him off Through over his pants. He's got a heart on and he's just smiling at me be like, what's up, man? And I'm like, oh my god, I order a cranberry juice from the bartender. She was getting I think fisted Okay by another guy and she's gonna be a sloppy poor just so you know Well, she was like baby give me one minute baby and i was like okay then i went over to sit down and they just come over to you and people are just fucking and fingering and sucking casual fisting is something you don't see a lot you should have

taken that moment and better buddy she sat on my pants and i had it smelled so bad i had to throw my pants away yeah well well she just had a fist inside of her I know but no one's pH is set to him Bobby I introduce you to the lock-in party I don't want to do this black Lou yourself set you miss these dude I went to something like this oh yeah see you just pull your pants down fuck him a little bit yeah skip ahead seconds in a row by the way so these girls are cute dude I guarantee it smelled like a snake shit necklace. Oh, it smells horrible in there.

Oh my god. Just lay down. Oh, why would you? No! No! Oh, you'd be blown away how many guys eat their pussies. No! Why?

Because someone's gotta. Oh. Believe me, when they got back to wherever they went after this, they were like, damn, schoolie was eating that pussy all night. Oh, not that one. That's fine. What? It's black.

You haven't seen a lot of black pussy in your life. I've seen black pussy. This is like, you've lived your life mostly in racist Boston. I know. See, I've been with black girls, dude. I know what black vagina looks like. Sure, sure you do. I do.

That one was not taken care of. It's weird that they're not naked. They're like all wearing a bloody outfit. It was a care of. It's weird that they're not naked. They're all wearing a bloody outfit. It was a strip club. Because you're just walking around sort of, and then they're just waiting to get fucked by guys. I walked in, I thought, he said it was a strip club.

When you walked in, all of a sudden, everybody was fucking and finger fucking and grinding. And they locked the door, no cops, no nothing allowed in there. No, you got wanded by two guys out front. It was in a building. I think it was like it seemed like a parking garage. And it was like a room off a parking garage. These are just halls. They're just renting out halls.

That's all it was. It was like a private thing. And like I think it was on 38th Street in eighth. It's a way I think it's just like a it's a cash grab for like party promoters. You get a bunch of, you know, I mean, the guys can imagine that would be what your butt looks like I wish Which had a fatty like that? No, I don't you don't know why don't like Christine see it from behind But these parties are there's they're new this old look old new no

Very old this is 90s. Maybe early aughts 90s oh these definitely still go on That when I went it was the 90s We did a show with Maceo and me DC Benny the show Maceo and he was like, yo Let's go to this this underground place and we thought we're going to a bar. We walked in dude I didn't realize what was happening. There was just people fucking everybody Oh, yeah Maceo seems, and Reggie McFadden seems like they've been to lock-in parties before.

Maybe I'm wrong, well, I'm not wrong. I remember, Maceo disappeared. Is that one playing now, Christine? Is that one, I like this girl particularly. Which one? The really gross one with all the floral stuff on. That, that one right there. And look at all these gang members just eating her sniz.

Yeah, this is nuts. I couldn't, this does nothing for me. Christine, let it load, relax, it's a longer video. It needs a little time to load. Will you stop yelling at her? Well, it's like she's like, come on already. She's doing the best, she's your girlfriend that you live with and she's loading what you really like.

This is sad for her. She knows that you need five other black guys with bandanas to make you come yeah Very black taking that video. I'm probably not gonna come the only way Jake comes to Westside a crypt fingers in a crypt dance It is to pick a piece of shit. I'm talking about kissing and loving. Yeah fucking your friend's wife Not you Christine sorry Go on. I know that scenario actually played out wrong. Oh Now there you go. She has a bowtie look at this girl disgusting. No Christine don't jump all the way Now we lost it there she is. it. There she is. OK.

There she is. She has the most basic face of like, she's tied up. She's like, hey, you got a few. No, she's not. She's like, you got a few more minutes to finish eating my pussy, then I have to take a smoke. Like, it's such shift working. It's, I mean, it's disgusting.

It looks like a shitty buffet. I mean, that's not bad. Whatever that is. The sound, I got to hear what's going on here. Oh, music music blaring music that looks like that's that's a white chick right there, right? That's a redhead sometimes there's white girls and those ones are fun to watch because They've really gotten into a world that they are just the white girl. I bet I could already tell you how they talk like their voice and They've got themselves to where they're getting

fucked at lock-in parties in the hood. This is the grossest shit I've ever seen in my life, dude. But they did put a tablecloth down on the table. Look at her. That's respectful. Jacking off the guy, just got his dick out of his pants. But this girl here, really, I think she's employee of the month. Okay, how much does it cost? It's free. You have to pay the girl. Probably free for girls. No, no, no, I would say the, no, Christine, I don't think you understand what this is. We didn't pay to get in. This is promoters, really?

No, we didn't pay to get in. That's strange. We actually had to pay the girls, and we get drinks and stuff like that, and then the girl was like, if you give me this, and I left, because my pants smelled like shit. I'm sure the promoters of this, the plan is to... I would assume it would be an entry fee for guys,

and then you can tip the girls extra for their tips, but I think the girls get to pay to chunk also. What's that? Like a chunk of cash. Oh, I thought that was a sex thing. She gets paid to chunk. That's when she gets four dicks at once. And the guys, yeah, they probably get their own bar. This is just a sex thing. She gets paid to chunk. That's what she gets four dicks at once And and the guys yeah, they probably get their own bar. This is a rental hall

So they get their own bar and they just make they think they're gonna make a couple thousand dollars Well, there was there was a stage. There was a bar. It was all you could say it was you know put up But maybe maybe maceo paid for us. I don't know because I remember we walked up I was no macy also he's maceacy. Oh, he was on uptown comedy They may have also let him in because he's Macy. Oh, it's time right after that. Yeah DJ going on there who's announcing everything's going on. Oh, are you trying to point out that this is you? We didn't know about your old life as a block in lock in black fuck party DJ. Hey, do they do a black Lou here

Two for one on black ashish. One at a time, Black guys. Do they have a version for me and you, like a semi-locked in, like not locked in? I believe that's what desperate amateurs would start to become. Where they just have, do desperate amateurs- Hey, this is an open door policy, where you're not locked in, you can leave whenever you want.

Desperate amateurs compilations, Lou Lou are the best because they really are those like it's just it's a chick It's a chick who's not necessarily attractive or has a good body at all and they're just like well I need to I got my knees cash, so I'm gonna do this fuck video. He's sticking a banana Yeah, it's a banana and it's disgusting well Well, thank God it's not peeled, it would break off. No, it looks peeled. No, it's not peeled. No, can you see, it's disgusting. I mean, why would you do this?

That's less gross. I don't like food and sex at all. Me either. I don't, what are you gonna, look at the stuff coming out on it. This is it. There's no stuff, it's a condom on the thing. There's not a condom on the banana?

Yeah, there is. Is there? Yeah. That's disgusting. Oh my God, dude. Well, it's less disgusting now that there's. Is there? Yeah. That's disgusting. Oh my god dude. Well it's less disgusting now that there's a condom up dude. I haven't had lunch yet I love this just give me a headache. I can't I Can't oh yeah, I'd rather talk about Palestine. Oh can't. Oh yeah.

I'd rather talk about Palestine. Oh yeah. Oh there's a white guy. Yeah! Looks like Joe List's dad. It really does. And look at him just nicely rubbing her foo- he's just an old white guy rubbing her forearms like, thank you sweetheart.

Thank you. I told you I went to one of these. There was an old white guy just like that. That's him! That might be think I'm putting it all on I don't know dude. This is weird. I didn't even know I went to what is it called again? A lock-in party. Yeah, like you don't know I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. No, I guess Bobby. It's called a lock-in party I don't fucking know. Let me get you back. I hated it. You went you were a DJ I went and left very quickly and you came quick quick No, I threw my jeans away, dude She rubbed her awful vagina on it and mean DC Belly and Betty could smell it in the cab on the way home It was gross now. I love this girl. She makes her way into a few of these

She's the fallen from grace white girl who just does her job Yeah, she's the Irish Catholic girl from Boston that her family just rejected cuz she did it a guy from Dorchester Well, here's the fun you get to see is that you can see the black girls start the sort of like they don't like her because she's the snow bunny and she's getting a lot of attention from this black lock-in party so the other girls don't dig it that much. Nice watch. That's a really nice watch. Is it?

Yeah. That's a Movado, I think. Same one you got. So you think I'm ready to go to a lock-in party? I think you're ready. I am. This is what I said about the P. Diddy parties. When I was younger, particularly, you could absolutely get me to go to one of these.

For no other reason than just like, I'm going to watch the whole thing take place. If I was going to jump into the game, it would be different room complete. I'd have to go like, Hey, we have to go to like a bathroom or a side room. Like I'm not just going to sit here and like watch around the room while you're sucking my wiener. Yeah. I don't want a guy in a vest watching me get my dick sucked or a Coogee sweater. Yeah. Whatever that is. I give her credit though. She's, they're using condoms even on the banana.

But some of the girls This is our surprisingly like really attractive girls, right? They're hot, but I'm telling you right now. They're pussy smell of course. They're being fucked by everyone in the neighborhood I give them a break on the night. I don't want I do not want to give them. I mean it's disgusting there you are There you are Bobby Hey, anybody see me CEO buddy. How did anybody see my friend Maceo? How funny would you be if if I was in this video, dude? If nothing would make me happier than you're in the background with a plate of charcuterie

The super side is good, dude You leave her alone no his packer is so big It's a nice pecker, but I will say this Thank I hate giving them Through the loom tidy why I change choice Lock-in party night white underwear not at the 90s dude, we didn't have cool underwear until like 2000 the 90s you can get fruit of the loom colored brief boxer briefs Yeah, but most guys still wore tighty whitey whites not this guy

by the time I was in like a Junior high and high school the the baggy boxer became the thing which I can never pull off So I went tighty-whities until They came out mercifully with the boxer brief. How can you have sex with the music so loud? How can't you I? Don't like this not the music I can't come unless the guys talking about what's going to dollar specials over at the ball for the next 15 minutes You get that money I should go come slap that pussy right on your shiz am Party locking oh shit, I see Robert Kelly over there

From MTV summer house Being of sucking dick. Did you hear of Kanye's? Sucked his cousin's dick his was his cousin. I thought it was his uncle or something he was saying. He was saying- His cousin. He said he blew his, he sucked his cousin's dick his whole life. Till he was 11.

Till he was 11. Aw, Yadav. I mean- Yeah. Yeah. I don't understand, why would you admit that out of the blue? I mean, he's just saying shit now, right?

He's just saying things to say things to have them affect people. Well, I mean, he's just saying shit now, right? He's just saying things to say things to have them affect people. Well, I mean, dude, fuck the Jews, I blew my cousin. It's a lot of crazy stuff. I mean, that's all over the place for sure. There's no consistency in there. Fuck the Jews, I blew my cousin. His Jewish cousin?

His account's deactivated. Oh, did he get duped for sucking your cousin's dick? Where did he announce this? On Twitter, right? But that's not what his at is. That's not it. Christine, don't act like you don't know. I love that if she takes that off, we have to go back to this fucking...

Christine, you spent about three months thinking he was giving you personal messages. What? I'm sorry, what? When Christine broke, one of her things was constantly sending me Kanye West quotes. And I'm like, you realize this is, are you saying this to laugh with me? Or you're like, she's like, no, he gets it. I wish I was around when she broke. I wish I was around more. I wish I had more broken Christine experiences. I wish you were too. Instead of me.

I really do. What? Whoa. Hey.