The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Love & Laughs with Dan Soder Pt 2

Episode Date: July 9, 2026

Despite Jay stalling as long as possible, Bob and Dan finally get to read his message to Jerry O'Connell. Jay felt the need to write how much he loves the actor using many exclamation points, smiley face punctuation, and fangirl enthusiasm. Dan uses the text as lyrics to Eminem's "Stan" and delivers extra mockery. Bob reminds everyone that Jerry has probably shown this opus to his friend Corey Feldman, and both are now laughing at poor Jay. For show dates visit DanSoder.com and listen to his podcast "Soder" anywhere you get your pods! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. All right, we're back. Shut the music off. No, no, no. That's what he wants. Put your seat up. Listen, all roads lead back to Cory Fulton. Catch a seat up. You look weird sitting down like that.

Did you see that? Did you watch the movie yet, The Citizen, what is it, Vigilante? It's like band everywhere. No, no, no, no. He's just reading off a list. He's a master at distraction. It's a real thing. Army Hammer is back the guy.

Oh, yeah. Look at me, look at me. It's the number one movie on Amazon now. It's a B-C movie. This is why Bobby does this. Oh. Yeah, put those on. What is that?

What are you guys holding? Oh, no, I don't have any cocaine on me, officers. Listen, he's playing on the, you guys have the chemistry of John and Paul. Me and him have the chemistry of the Filipino guy in Journey. Listen, all right? Listen, I want you. They're paying you in chicken hearts, aren't they? Listen, buddy.

Listen, buddy, you got to focus right now. Remember where we were. Jerry O'Connell DM'd Big J. And Big J. wrote back a lot more than Jerry wrote them. You know Bain wraps now? Stop. I understand. He's better happen.

Oh, yeah. I know. Because he's getting you. He's point guarding you right now. He's wild. No, he's distracting. He is. You know what it is?

It's like in the Bruce Lee movie where he's walking through the mirrors and all the back out of the different mirrors. You know, he just suck at you. He went there he is, and he knew he got you. No, I'm not to J.O.C. No, dude, game of death, man. And it was the thing, and he had to cut up. And he was behind the dragon ears.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, that was his last movie? Yeah, he died. Oh, my God. You're like a fucking crazy. You're really like a dog. I'm getting into it. He also died of, like, mysterious,

but wasn't just like a stomach flu or something? There's an interview of Chuck Norris where he basically goes like, Chuck Norris goes like, yeah, I think he took like a pill and then this happened. They died, whatever. All right. All right. Let's get back to where we were. Jay?

Shut up. beat him up. Shut his mic off. Shut his mic off. The food killed. The demons, the demon he fought? His dreams didn't kill him? It's fucking two potheads going at it. You're so distracted. Dan, focus! You know the movie Dragon suggests

that there was constantly a dragon ninja chasing Bruce Lee around? Look at me. That is true. In between, right, Jacob? In between his classes, he would walk outside and be in a dragon fight. Jacob, he's got you now! Do you know?

You know the guy that ran your social media company's brother was the guy that started Bruce Lee? One of the guys that worked for the company that we used to use. Oh, really? His brother played Bruce Lee. The Lance guy?

Yeah. Really? His brother was Jason Scott or Lee or whatever. Jason Scott Lee? Yeah. Really? He also was Maguire in the live adaptation of Jungle Book. And was he an Indian and something, too?

I think so. I think it was an Indian. This message is crazy. Well, let's just go back. Lud Diamond Phillips played an Indian before. Do you know we had Lou Diamond Phillips in here, dude? From Young Guns to. Jay.

Can I hear Jerry's again? What did Jerry say? Jacob, go ahead. Read the Jerry part again. He's trying to get him to stall. Okay, so Jerry O'Connell last week wrote to Jay. At 9.23 p.m. 9. 23. Just put up here now for you. Ha, ha, Big Jay. My Sam Roberts interview air, you did great at the roast.

Right, now. And then this is at 109 a.m. So we're looking at four hours, a little under four hours. Four hours. He's home alone, the backyard. Smoking a joint. He's smoking a joint, and he gets this. I just read the second sentence. It's very nice of him, because. I think I got underappreciated to roast a lot of people. Did you hear it by Naim did a thing and said that I was not friends with Kave?

Made me furious. I need you to shut his mic off. I need you to just read this. How can Naim do that to me? Just go. The fucking first two responses. Having exclamation points. As a guy that will self-admit, I use far too many exclamation points.

I don't remember. I love exclamation points. I need you to read. I need you to read all those. I'm also a big fan of smiley faces made from a cone in a parenthesis. When you read this, Dan, I need you to read all the little nuances. Ready? Yes.

First two, I'm just going to try to get out. Yeah, okay. Thank you so much. Yes, sir. Contextually, let me go back. He said, did the interview air. I was answering that. Thanks so much.

Yes, sir. He called him, sir. We talked about Sam Roberts show on Bonfire today. Again with an exclamation point. I was blown away you knew who I was. Genuinely. He wrote genuinely? Genuinely.

I felt awful that you thought there was any kind of beef. We're a comedy show and make fun of everything. It's tough, stop, stop. Hang on. You read them your fucking right, you gave him your bill of rights. First rule of comedy, there really are no rules. We take, Jerry, you got to understand what we do is it's a little like alchemy. We take some sad stuff and we turn it into happy stuff.

Jerry, you got to understand, we make fun of the people we love. If we're not joking you, we're not loving you. Wow. For the record, I didn't say those things. You did this. You did. Thank you so much. You did.

Jay did the thing of when he went, who me? You know who I am? You act like Jerry lifted your chin before he said that. Do you know how much people at home, do you know how much more we have of this? We could stop right here and it'd be enough. I felt awful that you thought there was any kind of beef. We're a comedy show and make fun of everything. Ourselves included, obviously.

That's a guy with all the rock and roll tattoos. Look at him. That's the guy with the fight. He's got a bob-wire brace it on. He's banned from hell. He's a guy with the fucking hair and the fingernails and the chain to nowhere. He forgot. He's banned from, what is it?

He's useless in heaven. Forbidden in heaven. Look at Red J's faces right now. Oh, that's call me. You know what I need right now? D.J. Loules? Obviously call me. I need a little fat Manson.

Hey, Dad, is J-Bian game? He should be forced to take. At least one sleeve of tattoos off the way. Oh, my God. You have to comb your hair over and apart after that. Yeah. You have to start wearing a suit. Is it rock and roll if I say ourselves included, obviously?

Say that sentence over. Please. We are a comedy show. We make fun of everything. Ourselves included, obviously. But I've been a fan of your work from obviously standby. He used obviously twice. Yo, bro.

And obviously. Oh, my God. And also, he used my secret identity double exclamation points. Because tears don't come, I wonder why got out of bed at all. Morning rain clouds through my window and I can't see it all. Dear Jerry, I feel awful that you thought there was any kind of beef. We're a comedy show and make fun of everything, ourselves included, obviously. Obviously.

But I've been a fan of your work from obviously. Why too obviously? Why too obviously? Why too obviously? And yo, what was up with secret identity? I didn't even know who you were, L.O.L. I've spent a lot of time trying to write to you, but you ain't never wrote back. I'm just wondering why you haven't.

I told myself that you slid into another dimension. I said that you was gone and that you wasn't coming back. I told myself you slid. You asked if I wanted to see your body. I didn't know it would be yours. I just wonder Why Ourselves included

Obviously I've been wondering Get back To the words I would love Oh dude Oh my god Just do it again with the music

Please do it again Oh you can be music Please Can you stop in the beginning And read this as Eminem Please read the whole thing Like Eminem

We are a comedy show obviously Oh it does almost Like he's rapping We're a comedy show and make fun of everything. Ourselves included obviously. But I've fan of your work since obviously stand by me. And secret identity.

L.O.L. would love to have you on the show any time. All caps. All caps. You know, that's the opposite of no cap is all caps. P.J.'s in here. All caps. L.O.L. period.

Yeah. Just to put an end of that laugh. To let you know, I've stopped laughing before I write this next song. LOL. period. We'd love to have you on the show. Anytime. Exclamation point.

I do that it, I do, this does go back into stand shit. I do that it could be weird for you. Because I don't want to cause any shit with you and Feldman. Oh my God. Because we have definitely had our jokes at his expense. And he doesn't take it well. Honestly, that's the most J part of this. Honestly, that's you coming out.

That's Big J coming out of him writing that where he goes, I don't want to cause any shit with you in Feldman because we have definitely had our jokes at expense. And he doesn't take it. Oh, my God, I totally forgot that I did a fucking, I required him. Well, listen, this guy reads scripts for a living, so he understands it. And he doesn't exactly like it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, it's age, one, two, three, four, five, six, sevenies.

Sevenies. Oh my God And he Doesn't take it well I get it could make a weird thing for him I get it could make a weird thing for him for you With him for you With him for you

But open invite anytime And I'd love just to shoot the shit any time Here's my number Stop stop stop stop Here's my address if you're ever in New Jersey I live right by a place And I think we could go out and get a smoothie Jay thought him and he thought he was going to become friends and Jerry.

He's like, I'd love to shoot the shit any time. Dude, the last sentence is... Good. Hey, hey, panzy, look at us. Hey, pansy boy, look over here. This last sentence is tough. All right, go back a little bit. Ooh, but open invite anytime.

And I'd love just to shoot the shit anytime. I said anytime twice. You were nervous. Damn, dude. I was nervous. Sitting at my yard. No one made me do it. Oh, my God.

If I used obviously twice and any time twice in a sentence, I rewrite it, I would have been mortified. I got shook. You know what you would have seen under my damn? Edit. Yeah, of course. I was fucking out. No, no, no, no. This came from the heart.

My Corazon, dude. By the way, I sent it, and I'm promised you, I didn't overread it at all because I went, perfection. Oh, me. I just. spit 36 bars perfectly. How many versions of fucking stairway to heaven you think they're on?

And he's buying a friendship to Feldman. It's more like this. And he doesn't tell it much. He Jay went for a little song run.

He doesn't take it well. again it could make it a weird thing with him for you but open invite anytime and I'd love just to shoot the shit anytime anytime anytime this last one as your friend hurts oh brother I'm gonna take a running start of this

we all gonna take a deep breath on this one this is the one let me tell you this one I almost quit the show I think you always have to read the second the one leading into it sentence Because just by itself, it might not hit the way. Okay. Oh, it will hit.

All right, there we go. Oh, God. But open an invite anytime, and I'd love just to shoot the shit anytime. All loves and laughs over here, man. Hope all is well. Smiley face. Smiley face made with a colon in a parenthesis. Your emails better.

Have that auto tag where it says Jay O'Kerson, all laughs and love. all love and laughs over here. Man. We should force you to make that your next special. That has to be. All love and laughs over here? Smiley face.

All love and laughs over here, man. All loves and laugh over here, man. Zip it up, zip it out kind of shit is that? You just hit it with a fucking, hey. Here's the best part. Cut it out. Here's the best part. Jay, read what he wrote back.

He didn't. Well, no, but listen, It's only been a week. Can I tell you the part? It's only been a week. Even though when I followed him, he immediately messaged me. It's only been a week since what I wrote

that he hasn't written back. Is that crazy? He's got kids and stuff. Can I tell you what hurt when Bobby said it to me last night at the cellar? What's that? When he showed me this?

Because I didn't read all of this. Thank God. I just let him read the top. And I went, okay, I'll come in tomorrow. I actually let him read it, and then he's die. He goes, I can't read anymore. It's like when Van Helsing

sees the first girl bitten by a vampire. He's like, I'm on my way. I was like, this Dracula must be stopped. I said, Dan, we're going to read this on the other tomorrow. I'd like you to come in. Just read the top thing, and he went,

I mean, I'm there. I'm on a train as once. I've sent my things along with me. But Bobby said this where he goes, you know that Jerry O'Connell showed this to Feldman. And I went, Jesus. And I went, no.

That gave him his first win in forever. He said, I'll tip the scales with one D out. Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my fucking God. I never overthought the idea that he, again, it's like. You think Jerry's boys with you? No, no, no, no, no. He did.

Didn't you read this? Dude, you don't think he immediately goes. No, no, I just, he goes, obviously, obviously. He goes, he called him up. He went, fell dog. Boop, he went, fell dog. You there? Me and Rebecca just got done, smash it.

That guy you hate from the bonfire? Yeah. Check your inbox. No, that's what I never pictured. The guy that you're intimidated by? I never ever pictured. And the tattoos and the earrings and the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the Jorts.

Remember that guy that's, you're scared of? Guess what? Check your inbox. Yeah. I never pictured the idea. I even, when Bobby said, he goes, you know, he showed this to Corey Phelman. I was like, whatever, but in my mind, I'm thinking more about the showing him. It's like, you know, like, showing him and goes, hey, this guy, maybe it's like, he's

not, you know, I know you hate him, but he is like, but, or something, even or if he just goes, hey, this guy sucks, like, he's a weirdo anyway, don't even worry about him. I didn't think of the idea of Feldman having the moment to be able to look at himself and he goes, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. What are you there? He's a smiling piece. He said, obviously, too times.

He goes, all loving. Obviously, obviously, anything, anything? What's up, deuces? Hey, what's up two times? I only can hope that he makes this into a song. Oh, he goes, oh, you know what the worst part is? Who's all love and laughs? Who the fuck lives all that? Love left 2.0, dumbass.

God damn. At least Ascension Millennium made sense. God damn, dude. Oh, my God. This makes Ascension Millennium like a goddamn poem. He looked at it and he goes, what a queer. Oh, my God. They told him I said, happy Pride Month.

Hey, hey, who's a queer? Bump, bum, bum, bum, bump, bump, you. You just might have given him the victory. That's a knockout blow. For sure, and I handed it to him. You handed it to him. And by the way, you were... I told him to look up at something behind him, and then I looked at it.

I went, hey, there's a thing behind you, and I looked, and then he knocked me out. All it took was Jerry O'Connell coming in going, I heard you're mad at me. And you went, no, I love you. Matter of fact, take me. I could have made demands. I think if I would have been cool, I could have made demands on our friendship. I'm like, dude, I'll fucking have lunch where you're like, chill out. There's no beef.

Like, relax, dude. Hey, you could have gone like this. My brother, let's break bread. That's all you had to write breath. That's all you had to write back. No smiley face. No smiley face. No, definitely no sixies.

I think I stopped myself with giving a thing of like inspirational how you went from like the fat kid and stand by me to being jacked. It was going to compliment his body, I think. Oh, my God. That would. You can't come back from that. I didn't. Can I tell you right now, cut to you in your backyard and you're texting. But I'm Matthew McConaughey in my space suit screaming at you from Anderson.

I'm going, not so many exclamation points. Not so many exclaimed. You said obviously twice. No, you check your wording. Not your writing, wording. Don't write all. Laugh and love. No, it's not all love for love.

Jay, I'm going to tell you right now, you can never, ever DM anybody without checking with one of us. Yeah, dude. You told me to do this. I didn't tell you to write a fucking love letter to Jerry. That's what I do. You're on.

That's what you... Dude, at least you didn't have him check references like Dice where you go, ask about me, ask Val at the cellar. No, he checked his own... Dude, I've been a fan of you since this. And remember that... Remember that sitcom you did that nobody remembers? That was my favorite show.

I think maybe it was Ari that, dude, I think I started something on Wayne's roof when Dice came to the barbecue. Yeah. I think I started something on the roof that I think Ari or someone was standing next to him which was like... I think I started going to go,

dude, you have no idea. Me and my step hop were actually, And I think he was like, he was like, he said, because you know, me and Shane were standing right by you when you did that. And I'll tell you, Dice garried you. Oh, yeah. Because that whole summer he goes, there's only one guy in comedy that can wear gloves like me. And that's Big Jay Ocasin, my son. And I love him.

And we're going to go on tour and he's never going to be upset. As soon as I'm done. And he goes, I'm actually going to do it. He's been wearing the outfit ever since. No, it was funny. said that he said we're going to do that and then they i guess you know my people reached out about like he said he wanted to do a tour together possibly and then they just came back and they go ah he's just going to do one with rosan which what a what a car wreck that's got to be he goes

the fingerless fucking gloves tour we're gonna be i see the poster already i'm materializing we're gonna go through every city fucking it up and then rosanna sorry bro i just realized that Roseanne sells fucking thickets. Turns out Grifton puts asses in seats. Can I ask you a quick question, though? Because when you said to him, I was blown away, you knew who I was. That's tough. And then you wrote, genuinely.

Why did you really need to? Because I can't send a picture of me putting my hand over my heart. You couldn't do an emoji with that? I couldn't do this. I couldn't put the praying hands in front of my lips going on. You can't see this. It's all. I was blown away.

You knew who I was. Genuinely. Genuinely, the fact that you prayer hands. Oh, thank you so much. When I did the theaters, Bobby told me that I was going to do that to the art. He goes, I watch how you deal with people.

And at the end of your set, when it's not like a crowd where it's like right on top you like that, you're going to do that. And I go, for sure, I'm going to go and give some praying hand bows, some points to the top people. I don't like it.

I don't like it. It makes me feel like a ham. He's a theater. a queen inside. He's going to do the queen with. Oh, I want to give that speech that, what was the, what's that

actress who was on Broadway and like famously a few years ago? Stern did it, covered it. Lupone? Patty Lupone. And she like stops an actual like Broadway play and she goes, excuse me, they said no flash photography. What are you doing? You don't respect to theater? That's great. I want all Jay's fans

from now on when he's done with his show and he says, thank you. I want flowers thrown on the single roses. I want, listen to me, all for the rest of this year, every time you go, don't bring them weed,

don't bring them any, bring flowers, and I want them thrown on stage. And yell encore. Uncle! Uncle! He's going to come back out. All right,

encore. Nice dits. Hey. Dude, it's going to look like ECW Arena when they threw all the chairs in the ring. I'm going to get piled under a buck.

They're going to throw vases vases with flowers in them. I go over to your house, you go, dude, look at this. I got thorn stats. So many rows. I was all fucked up in my face.

Edward James almost. They fucking got me. I felt I felt awful that you thought there was any kind of beef. We are a comedy show. I wasn't typing in that voice, Bobby.

Obviously, included including ourselves. Oh, we make fun of ourselves. Hey, why don't you have somebody who can read make fun of me? Oh. Dan fucked up a bunch too. But I've been a fan of your work.

He wasn't calling me gay also. He was making me sound like a super. super cool rapper. Ourselves included, obviously. Who was his pan, leg up too? I've been a fan. Your work from obviously stand by me. Oh, brother, the double,

the double exclamation point after secret identity, what you did is you gaped your asshole and then you wiggled it a little. Obviously. If anyone on my underwear was going to smell, it would be right there. Yeah, you just, that was you dropping down to his window going, hey, daddy.

like a hooker. No, here's what it is. Hey, Daddy, can't do anything for you? Here's what it is. That's all good, bitch. I put up... What I did was I put up a virtual... He did that. That's the equivalent. I put up a virtual high five for him to high five me for knowing my

secret identity. Dub exclamations. Dub. I fucking throw up dub exclamation. I go, my secret identity. No one calls out my secret identity, dude. With you and Derek McGrath? You go, secret identity, whoop that. And then he went,

Cool, dude. Hey, I'm kind of... Why don't you do it with my daughter? Can you ask you a question of him? Because I'd like to say to Jerry O'Connell, if you're watching, I'm certain you're probably following this. Or you're at least giving this tape to the police. I, uh, one of those two.

Or you're screening this to Fel-Doddog. The girl that you were in that show with my secret identity, we looked it up because you're not this guy. You wouldn't do this. She's done some on-screen nudity. Yeah. Jay always goes to tits when he gets nervous. Listen, I just want to know one question.

After you wrote... I don't have Wanda from Duggy Houser ever did a top. I'm going to ask you a question. I've been a fan of your work from obviously Stand By Me. Well, that's the first one. Everybody knows. That or Jerry McGuire. You're going.

You're jumping, yeah. Well, why did you say me and also my secret identity, double exclamation point? But then you wrote L.O.L. What was the little laugh there that you guys were sharing? High five and the chuckle? Because I'm calling on my secret identity. I'm going, I am not only not in a beef with you. But it's.

I'm so into you. that I've been watching you since my secret identity. Yeah. So that's like... Which much like Dice Clay is a show that brought me and my stepfather together. And then later, Sliders, it comes full circle. O'Connell is the glue that bonds me and Joe.

Well, let me ask you a question. What a great glue. Can I ask you a question? Wouldn't that be more of a he-he-he-he? Like that's a he-he-he? Yeah, he-he. That is a he-he. That's more of a he-heed.

I would even say, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Or a jaja. He's had sex with enough Spanish women. I think he should know that as soon as I, text that, I go, my secret identity, that I started immediately punching a table with laughter. I'm laughing out loud. Your De Niro Kid Theater

in the fucking movie theater? Dario O'Connell's like, he's deranged. When you capitalized any time, did you really you wanted him to know. It's not just, it's the fucking all caps into the, all caps say the exclamation point. It's

Gary Olman, dude. You're welcome on the show anytime. Anytime? Any time? Anytime! Because honestly, it does deliver it does deliver like an old Pacino line.

Anytime, sir. I would love to have you on the show. Anytime! It's a lot. It's so much. Anytime, sir? I do get that.

Could be weird for you because I don't want to cause any shit with you in Felman. I love that he called him Feldman. Mr. Feldman. Trying to assimilate to their friendship. Yeah. You and Corcor.

Because he'd probably call him Feldman. Hey, like a dog with Josh. He's got Josh's tour dates up. Why is Josh's tour dates up? What's going to do? Also, is he touring with the dog? Yeah. Which I think some people argue is abuse.

I think it might be abusive to the dog. I don't know if the dog really ears were prepared for Coachella, but, you know. And he doesn't take it well. I get it. And he doesn't take it well. Bobby, I wrote that so funny. And let's just say, Hey.

It doesn't take it out of it. Feldman half reading it and smoking a cigarette going like this. What's his fucking rabble? Corey passed the phone to Will Whitting to get a job out of the world. Oh, my God. He goes, look at this fucking dildo. These are the guys we're afraid. This is like, this is crazy.

That is who I'm worried about. I was more scared of him than the other big. That guy. Oh, my God. Shem on. I could have walked in that studio, and they would have blown me. All love and laughs, baby. All love and laughs.

Baby, it's all loving laughs. Baby, it's all loving laughs. Come on, baby. Come on, showbiz, baby. It's all love and laughs. We'll be right back. That's your Chuck Woolery, two and two. As always, it's always.

Love and laughs. Hey, you got your... Hey, Jay, you got your Sufi. That's how you're in your shows. It's all love and laugh, baby. Love and laughs. Guys, we'll be right now. Loving laughs.

You got a Sufi, buddy. You've figured it out. You're going to put that on a shirt and sell the merch. Love and laughs, baby. Oh, my God. I'm not going to losing it. There's all loving laughs. All loving laughs over here, brother.

I don't even say it's. I go, all loving laughs over here, brother, man. That is your, it's 5 o'clock somewhere. I hope it all. You're asking out over here? I do know ball as well. I hope things are going good for it. Things are going fantastic for me.

He's 20. with Corey Feldman, how could it get better? I want you guys to get to go home and have sweet sex with Rebecca Romaine Stamos. I think... Which is a bonus, because not only do you get the Rebecca Romaine, but there might still be a little fucking centa Stamos in there. Can I say something? Which is only a bonus, I'd say.

I just thought of this. Leftover Tizek. I just thought of this. Not only did Corey get to read this fucking mess. Do you know who else read it in bed? His wife. When he got down, he woke up the next morning, he went, Hey, Beck, wake up.

He put his readers on? Nobody calls her. And he goes, baby, remember that guy I was worried about on St. Robert's show? Look what he wrote me. And she went, it's long. No, okay, she did say that. But I'll tell you what she also did. She goes, that's really hard.

I'll say what she also did. I don't want to read all that. No, you guys don't know her. I got to go pee. She was taking a piss. And she's going for the toilet beverage. She goes, he really said all that with he? She's taking it off like her.

He wrote obviously twice? I don't think that. I think she's a sweet lady. I think when she was done, she went, I think she said to him, she goes, oh, stop, he's being so nice. Yeah, and then he went, no, he's being gay. And she went, yeah, it's a little gay. From the other room.

Do you show it to Corey? What do he say? I'm sending it to him right now. Oh, yeah. I screen grabbed them. I'm sold to the dog. I'm sending it to the whole band. Well, I'd like to say this.

I tried. I poured my heart and soul into that. And he is now my enemy because he did not respond. No, no, no. I think you guys legitimately should do a taste off with nicky dinky. He will not come around me now. And there might be paperwork that says I can't. I've not know.

Let me tell you something. The only time someone doesn't reply, when they reach out to you first, and they don't reply to the thing you write back, it's because they've taken what you've sent and had to give it to authorities. And now they were told they're not allowed to write back to me. I want you to put yourself in Jerry's shoes right now. You're Jerry. You wrote what he wrote.

Hey, Jerry! Hey, Jerry! And then you get this back. What would be your response in your own head? Chill, baby. I put my pants on one leg at a time. Just like you do, dude. When you're freaking out, man.

Just let it slide. Hey, hey, hey. You know what? You're in a bad place? Jump into a different dimension. I'm so glad. I'm so glad the internet wasn't around when Jay was a little fat-hidden Philly on his stomach. You know what any little poems he'd have right now?

Oh, my God. Axel Rose. I've never... I'm not attracted to men, but something about you is interesting to me, where I like the way you look, and I don't know how to express my feelings. Poorly aged DMs, I would have had to Hulk Hogan. Hey, so you're my dad now, okay? And if I say you're my dad, then you're my dad. You have to be my dad.

Now, let's just stay in this room and do Coke all night. Let's just never leave this room, and let's just do cocaine. You can be my dad. And I'm going to ask you, you're going to be my dad, and you're going to say, I sure am, brother. He was, I sure am, brother. There it is. There's my guy? All right, more coke?

Oh, Jay. First of all, I got to give you full credit. You've got to give Jay full credit. He always is willing to take the hit. He not only is he willing to take the hit. As soon as he got this, he said to me, Bobby, I have a gift for you. It is what?

And in my brain, I was like, I got it. I did it in the next day. I gave 24 hours for him to, like, write something back. He said, I have a gift for you. In my brain, I was like, oh, maybe he got tickets to something or some type of technology got that he doesn't want or a box.

I'm thinking like gift, gift. But then when he sent this, and I went, this is worth more than a Rolex. This is more. This is the most expensive, beautiful gifts he could ever give me. And he gave it to me right away. You have to know that Jay is always on the side of funny. I think it's something that detractors of Big Jay Lewis and Legion of Skagit,

specifically don't realize is that Jay and Lewis are willing to throw themselves down the flight of stairs for the funny Flo them he actually dances down the stairs yeah like like fucking joker I float He does a joker dance out he does a long scarf as he's going down Lewis does lewis does jackass Lewis just goes I'm Louis Jay Gomez and this is long steps That's just the steps Jay goes one

Every little step she takes You know how you can add that Is a hat Jer is my fucking best friend And we're going out for brunch A lot of shoulders boys Oh my God There's Jay right there

Please somebody get Jay's A-I face on that I wouldn't throw a cigarette out that I want somebody to take this Put these to music and then have him going down the stairs Put it to Gary Glitter I guess we get AI, which is better for me because I would say, isn't it just up in Harlem?

Just go do it? No, then they stop it? Now I think he can't just do it, right? Yeah. They put a gate or something? I think they got overran after the movie. Oh, God, dude. God, Jay. God bless you.

Hey, buddy, I listen. You know what, it wasn't 24 hours. I'm sorry, it was the next morning that I sent it to you. I said, I'm sending you a picture of it now so you have the visual, I said always, of him not responding. So I'm sending you a picture of it now, so we have that. it always just looks like those two things

on the screen. But he never wrote back. Never. And every day I've gone back to look just to be like, again, to this point where I'm like, God, I assume he would just be, I am expecting. Just like the message.

And maybe it was just like a pleasant, like, it's like, yeah, it's cool. The guy that went, hey, he, that guy. Whoa! That guy didn't respond to that. That guy went, whoa, that's gay. He went, he. Mm, queer? Mm, girl, that guy is thirsty.

Someone pour some water on him because he is Thursday. I came out thirsty. I hope you, I hope you Wendy Williams did you do Rebecca Romaine. I hope he went, um, he goes, this juice in? He goes, that's right. How you do? Anyways, I got some hot dish. Turns out the boy that I thought was mad at me, I'm mad at him.

Because he's gay. I went back. He's a big old gray. Oh, he's a big old. He's a big old pans. He's a big old pans. Look at queer. Look, aqua.

That guy, that guy got weirded out by Jay. Yeah. Wow. He did. Well, I tell you, it wasn't even a week. When I looked at the next morning, I just, you know, clicked my messages. And when I saw it again, I was like, again, it wasn't, I wasn't drunk or anything. I was just stone, but I was like, oh, what exactly did I write?

And then I tell you, what's funny. You were high on love. For sure. But I'll tell you, I just looked, that's why I said, I read the, I don't know. I only read it when I wrote it. And I didn't, you know, I was reading it as I was writing it. Clearly, it didn't proofread it. But I sent it, but I sent it to you.

It wasn't even like, I looked at it. I was like, oh, my God, the thing. I just looked at it and went, oh, I did my thing. I didn't even realize I did it when I was doing it. I go, but I did my thing. I don't forget doing it. I'm just like, oh, shit, I go, I over texted. And I don't realize it until he brings it.

Turn us up. He's fine. Jay, that's your social werewolfing where you go, did it happen, wasn't it? It happened. I did it. I did it. Instead of getting hairy and fangs, he gets a cape and a hat.

I'm going to tell you everything I've ever felt about you since I was a child. Hang on, let me take a pop. I have a little pipe. It's happening. I used to watch you with my stepdad Joe. Oh. My joke. My joke for myself.

Get away from me. I'm about to compliment you endlessly. I'm going to use life twice. Shut the door. You don't understand. If I think about what you would, what you mean to be in my sister. up dad, I'm going to overly compliment you. And then I go, oh my God, it happened again.

Yes. When I get out. He wakes up in his clothes are torn and he's in his backyard with his phone and he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no. He has to put his dick back on it. No, it's hilarious. It's a stone thing and it's not, and even more like any kind of like hard drugs I've taken ever.

And I guess those ones would be Molly. Sure. Probably the strongest thing I've taken that I've taken like a few times. where it's like I have multiple experiences on it. And I am, my thing on it is almost, it almost falls in line with this. It's like, if someone said now, I go, hey, you want to do Molly?

I go, why you want me to go around the room and have a conversation with everyone to talk about how long we've known each other? I just want to go to everyone how long it's been. I go, dude, it's fucking crazy, dude. When I met you, you guys, didn't have any gray on the side. And what's it going on? 20 fucking years now.

Jay, that's who you are inside. A dandy? You're a little pansy dandy I'm afraid of it. Oh, I'm bringing, you guys who noticed I was ushering the new pansy craze era. Oh, you're going to be known. It's only back from the 20s where this happened.

The pansy craze was a big thing back then. It's coming back. Everyone didn't realize in 19, in 2006, the big Jay Barth. It all comes back around. Drinks a little bit and smokes a little pot and cigarettes. That's all to keep the pansy inside. The gay bay.

Yeah, he's trying to hold it back. If they could be. Because if you let if Jay goes to therapy and stops using all the stuff He'll be this guy all the time If you could tell me what a drink would be called that's got three So much should just make it at a bar Just put in one cup three shots of tequila and fill it with white call And call it a fucking like a gay for Jay or something like it's really

Call it a all laughs and loves over here All laughing loves over here you'd name it for me for sure that drink Whatever that whatever that combination and a joint makes you do It turns into I need to tell men the way I feel about them Can I get it all love and laughs over here Hey, can I round to all loves and laughs, please? They go, yeah, we gotta get more white claws.

Do you guys want to do fruit punch or fucking strawberry white claws? Yeah, this is all great. I say fruit punch. Yeah, we want to do mango? Can you get some mango? This is all probably just because I have really have some issues working out with my dad and stuff,

but whatever. No, you guys have a good laugh. 100%. Danny Soder. He's going to be at the Comedy Vault in Batavia, Illinois, July 9th through 11. He'll have a copy of the of the text.

After that he's going to be in Stanford. Connecticut, Montreal, Canada, Albany, and Baltimore. For tickets and all of his tour dates, go to Dan Soder.com. And of course, listen to Soder, the podcast at YouTube.com slash at Dan Soder, and wherever you find your podcasts. Bobby Kelly, this weekend. You're not here tomorrow. No, I'm going to be in the mothership.

I'm going on Vague. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, tomorrow's not really much today. It's more just hanging out with your family. Austin in hot summer Austin, Texas. I'm going to an old Westtown tomorrow. Oh, so they'll have air conditioning. No, it says nothing.

Fantastic, I was hoping. Oh, so then you and Don could have sex the way it's supposed to smell. The way God intended it to. He's going to be in Austin, the Mothership this week, and the third to the fifth. Of course, Portsmouth, New Hampshire. One night, only two shows, July 25th. After that, Saratoga Spring, September 11th, and 12th. And then Brooklyn, New York, September 26 for tickets and all his tour dates.

Punch Up. at Robert Kelly at Robert Kelly Comedy on YouTube and every Tuesday night, 7 p.m. at the Fat Black Pussy Cat Lounge at the Comedy Cellar. And Big J will be at the Comedy Zone in Harrisburg, PA, July 10th through the 12th. After that, he'll be in Winnipeg for the Great Outdoor Festival, Richmond and Long Island for tickets and tour dates.

Go to Big J.comedy.com. YouTube.com slash at Big Jail. And remember to bring those flowers to every Big J. Shell and we're at the end. When he says, good night and bows, you throw those right on stage. I will hold flowers and take pictures waving at the audience.

And if you really want to just throw it like a silk scarf on stage, you pick those up. Any number of things I'll pick up. He'll wipe a sweat and hand it back to you. If you throw up a bat like an Ozzy Osmore concert, I'm going to fucking scream like a girl and run away. You're going to hear him go, he!

I'll go, thank you for the flowers. What's that? BAD! We'll see you guys. No, no, no, no, no. You'll see you next week. I'll see you tomorrow. And then you'll see him again on the pre-record Thursday.

Yeah. Bye.