The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Love & Laughs with Jerry O'Connell

Episode Date: July 17, 2026

Actor and gentleman, Jerry O'Connell joins Jay and Bob for the first time to clear up any miscommunications. Jay mentions the lengthy messages that he sent Jerry, and the topic soon turns to Corey Fe...ldman. Because they have been close since "Stand By Me," Jerry gives some insight into Corey's thinking and makes a fantastic promise to the Bonfire. | Big Jay was so nervous before Jerry entered, that he needed coaching from Bobby on how to act like a human being. | Guess who sends Jerry another message when he leaves... Jerry is currently in the movie "Summer's Last Resort" on Tubi right now! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Now, The Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. It's happening. Jerry O. God. It's the bonfire. We're waiting on Jerry. He's coming in. It's going to happen today. Jay's boyfriend is going to be very soon. I think it's time. Oh, he's here. Oh, here it is.
Starting point is 00:00:22 Here it is. Dot, dot, dot. No, no, not that. Don't do that. Yeah, just no, sit regular, Jay. You know, you put, yeah, yeah, there you go. No, don't put your leg. Don't crush your legs. Be you right now. Just be you.
Starting point is 00:00:35 Jay, look at me. Jay, Jay, look at me. You're not that little kidney, but don't stand up. You want to stand up so you look thin on the camera. Right, I get you. All right, let's both stand up. You want to both stand up? We'll both stand up.
Starting point is 00:00:46 Jerry's going to be over there by you, Bob. Oh, he's going to be over here. Okay. We'll both stand up. No, don't do it. No, get your hands off your stomach. It's a power move. Standing.
Starting point is 00:00:55 No, stand up, but turn towards me. Put one hand on the desk. This is your place. This is your studio. No, nine years, Jay, bonfire. Don't go. But don't do that. Don't put your hand on your chair.
Starting point is 00:01:07 No. I don't look cute. Stop, no, don't do that. Stop, no, don't grab yourself. No. She'll pause. No pause. No pause.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Put one hand on the table. Like this. Like this, the way you lean. Yeah. Now get the other hand off the hip. You don't want a hand on the hip. Not that high. Get it off, off.
Starting point is 00:01:26 Put it right there. Put it right there over the water. Grab the water. That's your water. Grab that. Yeah, hold on to that. Yeah, stand like that. No, stop bending your knuckles so far down.
Starting point is 00:01:36 You're getting nervous. Okay, I'd also like to say that guy that was peeking in, I guess, wasn't to bring Jerry O'Connell in. I just got a message. Oh, God. Coming in. Here he comes. Here he comes. Coming in shortly.
Starting point is 00:01:44 All right. Jay, Jay, remember who you are, Jay? Remember who you are, Jay? Jerry Connell's biggest fan. No, no, no. No. You're big Jay's biggest fan. No.
Starting point is 00:01:55 No, no, no. No, no, I'm not. Who loved you on the Kevin Hart? Jesus. Huh? Who loved you? Who loved you on the Kevin Hart roast? Jerry.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Jerry? Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry. Here we go, Jay.
Starting point is 00:02:11 Here it comes. You ready? Take a big breath. Do a little box breathing. Stomack out. Breathe in through your nose. No, not that. Don't you look like a ballerina.
Starting point is 00:02:20 No, stop that. Get that hand. But I don't keep this hand like this. No, don't. Get that hand off. You can do whatever you want with that hand, but get that hand off. No, stop. Should I pop?
Starting point is 00:02:28 No pop. No pop. Pop? No pop. the end if it goes well you can pop at the end come on baby should I talk like this so much like I don't even care here we go here we go Jay here we go Jay here we go Jay here we go Jay here he comes nope no not happening yet I got a pee so bad yeah just take a breath take a
Starting point is 00:02:52 breath with me look at me look at me do what I do ready breathe through your nose hold it one more hold it You feel better? No. Okay, great. I'm vibrating a thousand miles per minute. He's going to come in with a lot of energy, Jay. You've got to max that energy.
Starting point is 00:03:16 You've got to be there with him. I thought you said hand on the table and hand on the water. Yeah, that's good. But inside, let that, hey, what's up? What do I do? Do I lift the water with his hand when I do the hand? No, don't lift the water. Leave the water there.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Let go of the water. Yeah, like, don't even put your hand up. You don't need to use your hands. What if he needs to clock it, though? What do you mean? Clock what? He might have to clock it. Oh, dude, do that.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Oh, anytime he says something funny, you should definitely little snap thumbs. Okay. All right. You feel good? I feel good. My hands. We're good.
Starting point is 00:03:45 It's in the right spots. We're good, we're good. This is great. This is what you wanted. Glasses or no glasses? My hair amiss, guys. I forgot he was fucking coming in. You have a hat on.
Starting point is 00:03:56 It looks great. He's freaking out. I don't know if I look as good as I could look for him. You look great. There's a little something on your shirt, though. Paco, get that off his shirt. Oh, by the end. Right there.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Right there. Right there. Right there. Right there. No, right where your hand is. Get that off. Swipe that. Wipe it off.
Starting point is 00:04:09 No, down, down, down, down, down. Down, down, down. Oh, it's all right out. All right, it's good. You're good. You're good. You're good. What's out? The new movie. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:04:19 You excited? You manifested this. Huh? You're a friend. You manifested this. He's coming to you. You're going to be best friends after this. He's a soda after the oldest.
Starting point is 00:04:29 He called him a black woman, too. It's going to be great. He's a great guy, right? We just got to get to it. Let's practice. You say hi. Hey, hey, what's going on, buddy? Hey, queen.
Starting point is 00:04:43 What? Hey, queen. What you call me that for, man? Hey. Oh, from, from, what are you doing? How are you doing? What's he doing? Why are you doing that?
Starting point is 00:04:51 Oh, no. Stop. Jake, do not react like that. I don't, I'm panicking. All right. I lifted the bottle. I was going to hit him with the bottle. Yeah, you don't throw anything at him.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Okay. This is great. Ready? Hey, what's going on, man? Hey, Jay. How are you, buddy? Sliders. My stepfather and me,
Starting point is 00:05:10 my secret identity. Great. He got so mussely at one point. All right. Great. Thanks, man. Crazy. All right.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Stand by me. I got to go. Guys, nice to meet you. Okay, bye. Check out my new book. Bye. Put the water down. Stop holding the water.
Starting point is 00:05:25 You said hold the water. Hold the water, but don't hold it up. Don't clasp onto it. Loosin up on the water. Bobby Man of Jay. I would be happy at Jay if you fucking bomb this. Bobby Manit J. If he walks out of here, uncomfortable,
Starting point is 00:05:40 you're going to be great, dude. Why would be uncomfortable? My hands are accounted for. You're going to be great, dude. Your little tags hanging off. Get that off. That looks like you're an employee. We are employees.
Starting point is 00:05:51 No, you're not. You're a fucking radio host of the greatest. A crowd employee. Yeah, he's not. You're a host, dude. You're going to Afrin? Get the aphron out of there. I took it out.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Nobody wants to see that you do that. I took it out. Yeah, put it back in your pocket. Give it to Christine like she takes it. No way. She'll leave her that, man, I need it. I got to pee so bad. I hope I don't pee while he's here.
Starting point is 00:06:14 We all have to pee. Do you have to pee? We all have to peeve? Shia let me know. I know, I smoke weed. No, no, no, no, put it away. No, he can't get that away. He's going to think you're emotionally stunted.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Yeah, he is. What? Just put that away. That's how we got here. He's emotionally stunted. Did I get nice? No, that's why we're here. Put that away.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Put the pink thing away. I'm looking like this. Don't do that. Don't look under your fucking brow at another man. No, stop. Why are you making a double chin? That's fucking, wow. That hurt.
Starting point is 00:06:44 That was crazy. It was nuts. Now we're sitting down. Good job, Christine. We had him where he needed to be. I was confident. I'm sorry. You do not.
Starting point is 00:06:54 No, he was doing this. That's fucked up, Christine. What was I doing? You're doing this. Let us see. See, if I do it, I make a double chin too. If anybody does that, they're going to make a double chin. I saw at least three.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Well, whatever it is, anybody can make that happen. You were making happen. You don't have a double chin, and you're giving yourself one for some reason. Jay, you hurt people, hurt people. That's fucked up. It's fucked up. Do you not have them come in now? No, Jay, look at me.
Starting point is 00:07:20 Don't look at her. Here it comes, here he comes. Here he comes. Are we ready? Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. I'm so excited. Jerry. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Come on in. Get in, Jerry. What's up? There he is. Come on. Over here, Jerry. Get over here. How you doing, Jerry?
Starting point is 00:07:44 What's up, buddy? How you doing? Robert Kelly, buddy. Guys, what did I do? Listen, you got to tell me what I did. You did nothing, Jerry. It's so funny how I found out. It was in, I think I told Sam,
Starting point is 00:07:58 I was like, Sam, did I do something to the bonfire? We heard, we heard the clip. We listen to it again and again. First of all, I want to let you know, that was the bonfire. Dan Soto was here with Jay, and they were just, they were going over the clip. They loved you, and it was awesome. They watched you every day. They thought you were hilarious, and then you had the food thing.
Starting point is 00:08:20 With what? What are you talking about? You're confusing him, Bobby. Yeah, listen. Oh, sorry. I mean, I'm not, like, I can handle it. I explained all of this in a long letter I wrote to you. Can I ask you a real quick question?
Starting point is 00:08:32 Did you, you, you were. Read his DM to you back from your DM? Oh, did you DME? Yes. I'm so sorry, dude. I didn't, I mean, should I pull it up now? Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:08:43 I turn my phone off. You know what? I do have to tell you I don't really like, I don't really go on DMs. I understand. You know, read it to. Jerry, Jerry, is it personal? Jerry, Jerry, okay, read it out loud. What happened was is you, he hit you up, then you hit him up, right?
Starting point is 00:09:00 No, no, I followed you. Oh, you know what? I actually did read your DM. I did because I could because I replied right no no I followed you on the show he Bobby said well let's text him or message him and tell him that there's no kind of issue there's no thing so I went sure I go well I don't think he follows me so he won't see it and then we looked and you weren't follow me so Bobby said follow you well I think you follow me yeah I said follow him and he'll follow you back once he sees that you
Starting point is 00:09:28 that's what happened yeah and you did and you responded with this very cool text back. Very nice. And he responded It was concise, and it was simple. Oh, I didn't read the text. I'm sorry I didn't read a reply. I apologize. Well, nobody has that much time to read that much words anyway. Also, you don't want to go in my DMs. It's a lot of nudies from
Starting point is 00:09:47 people and like people being like how am I hot? Do you like my feet? This is worse. Jerry, this is very sexual too. Was it words? Was it photos? No, no. It was worse. I will repeat again. You're very sweet, concise, text and everything.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Ha ha ha big jay my sam roberts interview area yet you did great at the roast oh wow yeah that was pretty concise and good yeah positive at one o'clock in the morning i come home oh my god i'm looking at the text now it is so long first of all big j i gotta ask this is such a long text like this is like did we date did i have sex with you and never call you again i'm just looking at the length of this and look this is not a roast but the length of this i have like I have, like, impregnated people, like, left them alone. I, like, literally, like, done really bad things to people, and their texts of me have been way shorter than this one that I'm looking at. When you look at the context, the actual, the body of it, really such a, it's, yeah, you're right. It looks like we may have dated. Can I read it to you, please? I mean, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:53 I mean, I don't want to get too emotional. I really, I have to tell you, I didn't really know about this beef until a couple weeks ago, and it was from a comment. I said it to Sam. How did I even find out about it? I don't even remember. But it was all in jest. I mean, I wasn't really... But all right, yeah, let's read this.
Starting point is 00:11:11 I write, at 1 o'clock in the morning, stoned. I've done this before, unfortunately. This is his thing. Thank you so much. Yes, sir. We talked about Sam Roberts' show on Bonfire today. I was blown away you knew who I was, comma, genuinely.
Starting point is 00:11:28 I felt awful that you thought there was any kind of beef. This is all earnest, I promise. you. We're a comedy show and make fun of everything. Ourselves included, obviously. And I've been a fan of your work from... Obviously was all caps. No, it wasn't? No, no. Here's the problem with obviously.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Ourselves included obviously, but I've been a fan of your work from obviously... Oh, that was a couple of them. Stand by me. Too obviously. I fucking love you. Since obviously stand by me and also my secret identity, L.O.L. You're not that old.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Come on. You're too young for that. Dude, Jerry O'Connell and Derek McGrath, me and my step. No one even knows what you're talking about, but I'm laughing. None of us do. No. I would love to have you on the show, all caps anytime. I do get that could be weird because I don't want to cause any shit with you in Feldman because we've definitely had our jokes at his expense.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Okay. And he... A lot of E's He Doesn't take it well Interesting I could get Okay
Starting point is 00:12:38 I get it could make a weird thing Now I know what is happening Sorry I'm going to let you finish this It's from the heart And it could make a weird thing For you with him Right But open invite anytime
Starting point is 00:12:51 And I'd love to just shoot this shit anytime All love and laughs over here man Hope all is well Now I thought We were thinking at this point Maybe this even showed it to your wife to be like this. And I said, I bet she would say it's really sweet and nice. Soter and Bobby thought that it would be, she'd go, oh, that's a lot.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Yeah. I'll be honest with you. This is the first I'm seeing it. I'm so sorry. But it's, yeah, it's, it's beautiful. I mean, I'm touched. I'm touched. What do you want to say?
Starting point is 00:13:24 This is a beautiful thing. I do want to say, you know what? I do have to say. and I say this with peace and love, Corey Filman, if you're listening to this, I did hear, we've been doing this Stand By Me live tour, which is a lot of fun, okay?
Starting point is 00:13:40 I was in Stand By Me as a kid, and we show the, by the way, you guys all work in comedy. We play like 3,000-seat houses. Like, it's like a big show. We show Stand-By Me, and then we have like a talk back afterwards, and it's really,
Starting point is 00:13:56 since Rob Reiner has passed, It's really sweet, and, like, we really get a lot out, you know. It's, I mean, it's really pretty funny being there, you know. You know, Corey Feldman dealt with a lot of trauma in his childhood, primarily from his parents. And he talks about being like a child slave, you know, his parents put him in the business when he was, like, two and like all that stuff. And it's so funny. We have a really funny guy named Dan Pastor Nassar. who I'm sure you all know,
Starting point is 00:14:28 who sort of emcees the event, and they sort of ask Corey, and he talks about all this trauma and everything, and then Dan Pastor Nichols say, Jerry, how is your experience? And I'm like, I don't know what Corey's talking about. I had a great time on standby meeting. And it's kind of funny, but it's funny.
Starting point is 00:14:42 We were doing a show in Chicago, and a couple of, I hope this isn't derogatory, but like, juggalo's. Juggalo's came in. Is that a derogatory term? No, yeah. I think it's what the fans are called. He does the festival every year.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Yeah. So a couple Juggaloes came in and I was like, whoa, like I'm from New York City. I don't really see Jugglos. You don't see them in the city. You live in the city, right? It's a Midwest thing for the fur. So I was like, well, I saw them and I went, whoa, Juggalo's. Oh, shit, I'm sorry if I'm not supposed to call you that to your face. You know, I don't know if it's like, you know, a derogatory term. And they were like, no, no, no, not at all.
Starting point is 00:15:23 And I was like, I want to get a picture with Jugglos. I want to like you're the first juggalo's I've met in the wild The more you say it it does sound weird You keep saying it over and over it does sound like a little hair jugglers What are you a big juggalo? I'll say it I'll say this I'll say the J word how about that The J word And I went backstage and I showed Corey I said
Starting point is 00:15:48 Hey there are J words at our show That sounds worse So you're saying juice That sounds like There were some J-words the show. Jacobs is a J-word. There are jugglers at our show, and I could see the hairs on Corey's neck go up
Starting point is 00:16:06 and him say, Jugglos are here? And I was like, yeah, and he was like, I have a problem with the jugglos. And I was like, now I was like, is this like a biker gang, like, situation? Like, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:16:18 And so I think, I don't know any of the details, but I think maybe he has a beef with you, Corey? So way early, bonfire days, early. We were doing the show for 11 years now?
Starting point is 00:16:31 Congrats. 11, 12 years, early, early topic on it. I was just saying, we were talking about celebrities, actors who have done music stuff. Sure. Of course, Howard Stern's show, Richard Bay Show.
Starting point is 00:16:42 I've seen all of his performances. Right, right, right. So he's done a bunch of performance. And they were, he was the first thing was acting from what I knew. Phenomenal. Loved so many of these movies.
Starting point is 00:16:51 And I think he does. So we started making fun of it. Again, you do it on an idea of never thinking you get back to the person. But then it does get back to the person, and we become his boogeyman, which I feel bad about because... Jay, you're not the first person to comment on his musical style. No, he was actually the first. You may have been first. We may have been first.
Starting point is 00:17:12 We may have been first. They created this whole genre. What's so funny... What's so funny is there's actually podcasts out there now. I want to call it Jim and Them and a couple other podcasts. that are just Corey Feldman talk. Okay, hold on. Exclusively.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Wow, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they follow him around on tour and everything? No, no, no, it's just kind of like whatever content comes out of his, like they kind of like laugh at it and stuff, which is kind of what we used to do. At the end of day, when we became the boogeyman, but we always wanted to kind of meet him and have him on because he does. He should. Let me just interrupt you. Corey, this is Jerry here, your childhood friend.
Starting point is 00:17:54 And I'm as close to Corey as it gets. Corey, you gotta come on this show. Like, it's crazy that you're not. And by the way, like, I say this to Corey a lot. Like, when he was talking about the jugglers coming and they're here to make fun of me and all that stuff, I was like, Corey, they're here. They paid.
Starting point is 00:18:12 We went to Corey's concert. They paid $100 for these standby meet tickets. A hundred bucks a pop. It's not a cheap show. And he was like, well, they're here to make fun of me. And it's, and, and, and, and I, and I, I want to say because I, I feel I can say this as a close friend of Corey Feldman's. And mine. Jay, Jay, we're not there yet.
Starting point is 00:18:35 Stop. We're getting there, Jay. Corey's DMs are way more concise, bro. It's not obviously three times. You know. You're sure we never had sex, Jay. All I ever had. All I thought about after that, I said that when they were saying, when we were reading it the next day, we had soda come in to read it with the stand music behind.
Starting point is 00:18:52 it. While that was going on, I would go, all it hit me, my hair stood up my own, I go, you know what, this is justice? Because this, they were like, do you think he showed it to Feldman? The thing I go, oh my God, all I can see is I'm going, ha, ha, ha. This is actually a testament to, like, don't, like, get in your
Starting point is 00:19:09 own head because I never even, doesn't it, didn't it show you I never opened it? Like, I never opened it. Because he followed you, you, you responded, and then he responded, and then you never responded back. But, here's my thought. He did, he did respond back again. Here's what I thought. I should read you the next
Starting point is 00:19:24 part. Yeah, he responded again. Because photos to this? What happened? No photos. Do you want photos dude? I'll send you photos. Probably has some tasteful stuff in his phone. There'll be no text, just photos in my junk. If that's what you want. This next one was constructed on the show here. It's a little more casual
Starting point is 00:19:40 because I was weirded out. What I thought I did was my concern was when I was sending this to the group to show them how bad my thing was, I click, however the thing you click on disappearing messages somehow by accident. Oh, so maybe it's not there. I didn't see it. And then I turn off disappearing messages right away.
Starting point is 00:19:56 But I feel you would see it says someone in the chat turned on disappearing messages now that they will disappear after 24 hours. But then I turned. I'm not that tech savvy. I literally don't even go that deep into, like I just figured out how to post a comment with a story. Like I just figured that out yesterday. I'm bad at this stuff too, but I did feel that you may have thought that I'd sent you a penis picture and retracted it. So on the show, the second one that I constructed says, Hey, Jair, I went with Jair.
Starting point is 00:20:26 The disappearing messages thing was a mistake, R-O-F-L. I understand that is suss. Rolling the fuck on the floor? Rolling. On the floor laughing. I understand that is suss. I didn't send you a dick pick or nothing. Eggplant emoji, sideways crying face, and twirlie eyes.
Starting point is 00:20:44 I hope I didn't give you the ick. On God, no cap. low-key still all love and laughs over here, bro. Yeah, dude, I never read any of these. I never... I never read any of these. Is that a joke?
Starting point is 00:20:55 Like, did you just add that or did you really write that? No, he wrote that. You know, it just goes to show you, like, this is where, like, messages get, like, lost, especially on, like, social media. Like, you get so in your head about stuff. I didn't even... This is the first time I'm even reading them.
Starting point is 00:21:09 No, after you heard, though, how does it make you feel? Um, I think they're very, actually really nice messages. I think they're well, Well constructed, and I would like to say, I would like to come on here with Corey Feldman. Please. I think it would be really major. And I got to tell you, this is like, this is, I hope he doesn't get mad at me saying this, but we're close friends. This is now Corey's issue that he's not coming on here, you know?
Starting point is 00:21:36 Like, these are people who are coming to see. He's got a following, like a fan base, you know? Well, it's funny is that the juggalo's thing, that's not really, if they're crossed over, it'd be more with like my podcast. But I think that's actually, I don't know if he realizes he's done stuff with like the insane clown posse before. Cory Feldman's done stuff with him for. I said to those guys, I was like, this is so cool. Like that jugglers are into stand by me. And they said, we're here to see Corey.
Starting point is 00:21:57 They were earnest. And like, he needs to, he needs to celebrate it a little bit. You know, I'll say this about my buddy. And I say this about my buddy. He's been under a lot of pressure. I never saw that documentary that they made about him. but I think that was really, I think that really freaked him out a lot, you know.
Starting point is 00:22:19 I can say, I know some things were said in that documentary and I believe all victims and everything. I do know him personally. He is a, he is a kind person who has had a lot of trauma in his life. And I kind of have to protect my friend a little bit. I would like to say the same thing about my friend Jay to you. Be gentle with my heart. I just, he's had a lot of trauma.
Starting point is 00:22:42 And that's why he wrote that letter to him. you so he's um he's a little um he's he he has trouble communicating um his artistry who he is his personality and um it's uh he's he's living in a strange world for a long gone tough go at it man it's been really tough for him can i say some though we we i inherited this stuff from dan dan left the show i filled in for him but he took me he this whole you know Corey thing. But we went to the concert and I'm telling you right now, there was a lot of bands on that show. And the two bands that really got me excited was Corey and of course
Starting point is 00:23:25 Limp Biscuit. We were having such a blast. We know it's funny, the people from the show, like people listen to the show kind of get it to a degree too because when we went to the concert the stuff makes me feel bad when I hear this because I said we've gone to a few concerts now and we send fans to concert all the time. With the caveat, we always say like, listen, I know we laugh at a bunch of a day, but go enjoy the show.
Starting point is 00:23:48 Like, you're going to go watch the show to enjoy a show, like, don't ever interrupt him. We've said, don't yell out show references, don't fuck with him at all. Just watch a show, enjoy the show. He gets, I mean, I guess in your business you call it clip, he gets clipped out. Like his, like, concerts, it gets clipped out. He's
Starting point is 00:24:04 getting clipped out at these shows. You know what I'm saying? So, I think at this point, he needs to relax a little bit. Embrace it. Embrace it. And come on the show. And people are buying his tickets. And this is another thing.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Like, the fact that we were kids and Stand By Me and now we're not only adults, we're like older men. Yeah. Like, we made Stand By Me 40 years ago, man. Like, that's a long, that's longer than most of your staff has been alive, you know? And the fact that we're... The half of how long Jacob's 82. I saw it in the theater. Jake was on a theater at an afternoon discount
Starting point is 00:24:43 A cup of coffee was a nickel But I go to Starbucks You charge your that 19771 blend It You do at some point Have to like celebrate the fact that
Starting point is 00:25:01 Like here we are I mean and Corey's been doing this for 50 years Like here we are A half a century later And we're still talking about you. He needs, I'm going to say this to Corey as your friend. You need to lighten up. Can I make a suggestion? Yeah. Maybe you show him that text message. Maybe you take. Let him have a good laugh. Oh, no, I am going to, I am going to text Corey and say, I came on the
Starting point is 00:25:21 bonfire. Screen grab what he jay wrote and show him. What a sweetheart Jake can be. That'll freak him out. I bet he gets a great laugh. Don't scare him. I bet he goes, this guy is a pussy. You know, I think we've always said because as we went through it, you know, we're kind of laughing at the performance and music a little bit. But as we're going through that, we know the lyrics to the songs. We know the songs go, so now we fire and so we go, we argue, we go, I think we're fans, but again, there's all so, I think our wall we hit with the thing. I think it's a personality thing. I think if this would be fun and he'd be a friend of this show, if it was a little less serious where it was like, oh man, I'm having a lot of fun. He looks like he's having a ton of fun making
Starting point is 00:26:01 music. The problem is where we get, have the love to make fun. He comes and goes like, this is the greatest album that's ever been made. He's going to lays it out there. He's going to lays it out there really big time and you're like, wow, you're setting a high bar there. I will say this, and it's funny because we're talking about like DMs and stuff. I think also Corey and I come from an older generation, which is not a social media generation. You know, we're, I'm not kidding, we're social media immigrants, you know, whereas I think a lot of people who celebrate Corey online are social media natives. and I think it's that we don't know what it is, so we think it's automatically making fun of us.
Starting point is 00:26:42 And again, I would say this to Corey's face. He's like a defensive guy, you know? He's been through a lot. So he immediately gets into a fighting posture when someone says something about him. And listen, I've actually said this to his face that he shouldn't be like that. And, you know, I'm going to really text him after this,
Starting point is 00:27:01 and I'll keep you posted, and I'll open your DM, and I'll write you. A shorter reply. Way shorter reply. Like a pink heart on it or something. By the way, yeah. Why not just an emoji next time, Jay. Like just like a thumbs up.
Starting point is 00:27:12 They don't make an emoji for that. Like a laughing. Can I give you a reason? What's the emoji for obviously? Twice. Can I give you? And we're going to shoot the shit. I wanted to say,
Starting point is 00:27:23 oh, and then as far as what I first taught when you're like, what's the beef with you? And I was like, there's no beef. What that would be construed as, there's no beef with you at all. So we make fun of everything. and we were huge. I've been a huge Wendy Williams fan for many men years.
Starting point is 00:27:38 And when you came on, and I was like, Jerry O'Connell came on and played a sassy black woman for two years. It was fantastic. But I said, when you thought there was a beef, I was like, no, you don't understand. I want to come on here and have like an mm-off with you. Like, that's the kind of fun I want to have.
Starting point is 00:27:51 Right. We became friends on the show with the chef Nikki Dinky, who was the celebrity chef guest on the show sometimes. And the emotion that you gave her for her food. Wendy Wendy Williams used to eat her
Starting point is 00:28:06 and she would put hot sauce on it after she goes let me try it that was her thing though that was her thing and just kind of one time
Starting point is 00:28:12 Wendy we've had her on Nikki a bunch she's the best and she loves Wendy but we had her own Nikki Dickie Nikki did the cooking segment
Starting point is 00:28:19 on the Wendy show that's right and you gave it up yeah I've never seen someone enjoy a broccoli cheddar crust pizza more of my life
Starting point is 00:28:27 than you did we have the drop well they have oh yeah we have drops we have drops of let me hear it Whoa. It's one of the greatest jobs.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Let me hear some of my other drops. Any other ones? Is that it? Is that it? Whoa. I like it. Yeah. Those are the Wendy jobs.
Starting point is 00:28:47 I miss Wendy, man. I miss her on TV. That was what a special time. We're going to wrap it up. Jacobs. Oh, yeah. Sorry. No, but.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Okay. The next one is going to be, we're going to get Corey on here. Yeah. Yeah, we'll text later. Next time Corey is in New York. We got to get him on here. But, you're going to get him on here. But, you.
Starting point is 00:29:02 you and jay right now was exchange numbers at some point oh yeah take my phone number i do have an android i gotta warn you guys that's how old i'm it's gonna be a green bubble and just you know i'm like more of like a i'm more of like an islandy vacation than like uh yeah italy kind of sunset's that's right you know oh i can't wait for your response funny guys absolutely jerry o'connell's new movie summer's last resort now available yeah it's on tubi tube is free to stream you got to see it i got a movie on there it's really good it's like uh
Starting point is 00:29:32 I play a stepdad who tries to, oh, make amends with Sophia Bush, a lot like what we did here on the show. What you did today in the bonfire. It was a big. Tube. I know you guys are big Tube guys. I was watching Tube today. We should all, me, you, Corey, and Jay, we should take our little sensitive friends on a date
Starting point is 00:29:49 or like a dinner date to me, which they're all talking out. By the way, it's going to be my mission in 2026 to get Corey on this show. Hell, please. That would be fantastic. Jerry O'Connell, thank you so much. Check out this movie on Tube. We'll be right back, everybody.
Starting point is 00:30:01 It's the Bonfire. And now back to the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. What a dream boat, am I right? Wow, that was great. What a good guy. Welcome back. I'm just starting to get soft. Now, do you believe that he never saw it? Or do you believe he looked at it and just ignored it?
Starting point is 00:30:27 I believe he never saw it. Yeah, okay. I believe that too. I believe it. I mean, he did. Can I just say something if you look at the, Follow and then instant from him message to you, right? But I think he did that and just never thought about it again. He's a celebrity with a celebrity life. Like he said, he's from a different time.
Starting point is 00:30:46 They really don't look at this stuff. Now, he does not know about Corey Filman is he is quite social media savvy. He's all over it. We don't know because he doesn't follow us. I hope he gets him on here. It's not going to happen. No. No, it's not going to.
Starting point is 00:31:01 There's no way. He's going to be like, no. No, there's no way you're going to get him on here. No way he'll come back. We should have him come back. We will. For something. But he'll never get Corey.
Starting point is 00:31:10 You have to wait for Corey Feldman to burn him. And then he becomes only our friends. That was great. That was hilarious. That was fun. His shock of the amount of purple. He was right away turned off. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:27 When we showed it to him, I believe it was first time seeing it. And I believe he was concerned when he saw it. Remember he said he was going to give me his number and then he just left? Oh, yeah. I'm still waiting for my tea from fucking Youngblood. What do you talk about? Oh, yeah, your Youngblood tea. Oh, his phone number is probably in the mail with Youngblood's tea.
Starting point is 00:31:45 I actually hear mail's been a thing lately. There's been a lot of government shutdowns, so a lot of stuff going on. Make sure you check out Jerry's new movie. Summer's Last Resort available right now exclusively on 2B. It's funny too because he immediately said, no, we'll get numbers. Then he goes, yeah, but I just let you know, I got an old phone that doesn't work. Yeah, he goes, I probably won't even get the messages. You said it's an Android.
Starting point is 00:32:05 It's going to come up blue, so it's a weird situation. It's not. It's his next tell. Dude, you can try to call me, but I'll be honest, it's never going to get to me. The sad part is, is that an iPhone? Because I have the other kind. He's never. He's never, you should text it. Listen to me, really quick.
Starting point is 00:32:21 You should damn him right now. Yeah? Right now. Right now. You should damn him. Now's the time. You're right, dude. You've got to jump.
Starting point is 00:32:28 You've got to get well again. Because when you followed him that day, it was so fresh in his mind, and then it went away. So right now it's. fresh in his mind you guys are pals you should DM right now and uh i think you should start it with something like hey pal like a date that went well you ought to text the girl immediately after yeah you say good night something like um what what did you call him you call him jair second time i called him jair yeah you should call him jare i assume by then he read my first text we were friends at
Starting point is 00:32:59 this point he's back he's back no i'm kidding um i go oh you want to see you want to see you me again you couldn't be without me oh is just the same adams stupid fucking toast oh yeah let's get to that in a second hang on one second now let's just get to this DM you should right now DM him okay ready it's open I don't get mad at me I'm just trying to help I'm just trying to help I'm sorry I'm doing everything you tell me to do
Starting point is 00:33:19 all right but you know see you don't talk to Jerry like this so just settle down I'm just trying I'm your friend I'm here I return your messages okay okay all right now look down hey Jer hey Jerry same as the other one doesn't matter I would change it up to hey pal. Oh, how about this? Hey, Jha. It's your pal J.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Hey, Jara. It's your pal J. comma. Yeah. It's your pal J. Dot, dot, dot, from the bonfire. From serious XM is the bonfire. Right. Serious XM's. The bonfire. I can't express to you how much means to me that you stop by today can't express i have no words i have no words is better i can't express
Starting point is 00:34:19 i have no i have no words for how i feel i can't express can't express that's a little too much express i just remember he's shown this to his wife yeah i can't express how i feel wait how happy how how how i can't express how happy seeing you made me how happy i am you came by the show to How happy I am. You came by the show today. Can I suggest this be the part where I bring up his body looking really good? I was going to save that for the end, but you know what? You want to do it now? You can. Your body was popping by the, maybe parentheses. Your body, why you are? Yeah, your body was popping. Say something about a skin too. Maybe on point. Your body was on point. Your body was on point. Your body was on. point by the way on point and your skin is to die for by the way and your skin is to die for and your skin is all in parentheses yeah and your skin or maybe you have the skin of an asian woman
Starting point is 00:35:27 how about your skin is flawless Asian woman and your skin is like that is a big parenthesis that of an Asian a young Asian woman young Asian woman it's a big difference yeah There you go. A young Asian woman. Is that offensive, Paco? No. Okay. They love that.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Asian. Asian's okay. Yeah, Asian's good. Okay. So far we got, Hey, Jer, it's your pal Jay from Sirius XM, the Bonfire. Sorry. Hey, Jare, comma, it's your friend. It's your pal J. dot, dot, dot, from Sirius XM, the Bonfire.
Starting point is 00:36:09 I can't express how happy I am you came by the show today. Parentheses, your body was on point, by the way, and your skin is like that of a young Asian woman. Perfect. Okay. Close parentheses. Now you have to put something like your energy and your openness about everything. I was going to compliment his smell.
Starting point is 00:36:33 No, no, no. No, nobody wants to know that you're smelling them. I smell them, though. Did you? What do you smell like? It's good. What was it? Just good.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Like, what did it make you feel? Smell like good. It smelled like him. Like good him. So write something about, dude, you smelled the way I thought you would smell. The way I hoped you would smell. Your natural musk did something to me. There you go.
Starting point is 00:36:56 That's it. No, shut up, Christine. That's it right there. Your natural. Corey Feldman. We're not going to see Jerry again. Did something to me. I hope you guys are having fun now.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Did you write something about how he lit up, you lit up the room. Your energy, your energy, oh, your aura. He did light up the room. Yeah, when you're, you, you light up the, you lit up the room. You light up any room you're in. Right, that's good. That's perfect. I love that it's just coming to you.
Starting point is 00:37:31 Any room you're in. Yeah. You're with the R.E. You're in. You light up any room you're in. And make no mistake, sis. Make no mistake, sis. No.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Not cis. Girl. Make no mistake. Bro? Bro? Yeah, bro's good. You light up any room you're in a make no mistake, bro.
Starting point is 00:38:03 The studio today was lit. Yeah. Was, and it's going to be lit in capital, L-I-T. Jacob, yes? With your magnificent aura. I didn't give an aura at all. So here's where we're at.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Hey, Jared, your pal-jay. Dot, dot, dot, from Sirius X into Bonfire. I can't express how how Happy I am. You came by the show today. Parentheses, your body was on point, by the way. And your skin is like that of a young Asian woman. End parentheses. Your natural musk did something to me.
Starting point is 00:38:33 You light up any room you're in. You light up any room you're in and make no mistake, bro. The studio today was lit. There you go. I like that. And then write something. The fact that we have the potential to become friends. is crazy to me.
Starting point is 00:38:55 How about the friendship we've started means a lot to me. Make it happen, you're right. Are you guys going to make any attempt to make this shorter than the last messages? No. All right. Bad edit.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Bad note. Bad note. The friendship we've started already means so much to me. Yeah. So much to me. Yeah. And can't wait to talk.
Starting point is 00:39:23 No, I would just do again. No homo, but would. Yeah. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. No homo. And then... No homo. And then put like a...
Starting point is 00:39:34 But... Wood. And put a little smiley face or something. I'll do the smiley face that I do. It's a colon with the thing. Great. Yeah. Yeah. Right. The friendship we started already means so much to me, no homo, but would. Totally would. Totally would. Totally would. Yes. Totally would.
Starting point is 00:39:54 Totally Would I think now we just Figure out with hashtags BLM I think I think we should end it like this Can't wait to talk
Starting point is 00:40:08 Can't wait to shoot the shit Can't wait to shoot the shit Officially Officially Didn't get Something like Didn't have a chance To get your number
Starting point is 00:40:23 But here's mine here's my number yeah and then put your number boom boom boom I must give him the wrong number okay here's my number can't wait to shoot the shit here's my number call
Starting point is 00:40:43 anytime and put any twice in capitals oh that second one just put any time and I'll do it again call any dot dot dot and I mean any any three exclamation points time three exclamation points and now hashtag BLM yeah um hashtag me too hashtag black people rule hashtag believe some women believe most i say most believe most believe most women
Starting point is 00:41:25 Believe my Hashtag black people rule And shit And shit Hashtag and shit Oh hashtag black people rule And then hashtag Yeah hashtag
Starting point is 00:41:35 Come on God damn it Hashtag You're nervous relax I'm freaking out Black people Rule Hashtag
Starting point is 00:41:49 And shit And shit And shit And then remember to end it With all love and laughs Um I'll always have to do I think that's before.
Starting point is 00:42:01 All love and laughs. My guy. Okay. Let's see if it's ready to go. I'm going to read it to you. Instead of my guy, I would put my new bestie. My new bet. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:42:21 Oh, my bestie. All love and laughs. My close friend. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Close friend. Okay. All right, here we go.
Starting point is 00:42:32 If I may. Let me take a little swig of water here before I do this. Very nerve-wracking for me. I feel like we're right at the, we're right at like the, I'm right there for having this guy over for next. And it's fresh right now. He's right here.
Starting point is 00:42:45 He's going to look right now. I'll probably be where we're better. I bet he's, I bet they're asking, hey, can we read that thing again he wrote right now? And something's going to pop up. He's like,
Starting point is 00:42:54 there's more, there's more. Okay, here's what we got. Hey, Jare, it's your pal J. From Sirius XM, the bonfire. I can't express how happy I am you came by the show today. Parentheses, your body was on point, by the way, and your skin is like that of a young
Starting point is 00:43:08 Asian woman. And parentheses, your natural Musk did something to me as well. I'm glad we're proofreading this. Well, it's good. This is good. That's where we get to add words. Your must did something to me as well. You light up any room you're in, and make no mistake, bro.
Starting point is 00:43:31 The studio today was capital lit. The friendship we've started already means so much to me No homo but totally would Can't wait to shoot the shit officially Exclamation point here's my number My number Call any dot dot dot and I mean capital Anytime
Starting point is 00:43:50 All love and laughs my close friend Hashtag BLM hashtag me too Hashtag believes most women Hashtag black people rule hashtag and shit Nice it's perfect Send. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Send it. Send. Perfect. All right. I hope you start getting prank calls from fucking Corey. Hey. All right. That did it.
Starting point is 00:44:15 I think by this point, I think pretty much now we're family. You're in. I'm in. But if he could get Corey to come in here, take a little piss out of himself, really have a conversation with him. How great would be happy? That would be fantastic. It would all be worth it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:28 And then you became friends with Corey and he winds up staying with you and Christine when he's in Jersey playing his gigs. He's like, do you mind if we stay this weekend, me and two of the angels? I let him rehearse wherever he wanted in my house. Full run of the place. Full run of the place. Do I get to hear him do that? I go, what's the song? Can you tell me what the song you're going to be doing today?
Starting point is 00:44:47 And he's going to go, Simo! Fah, b'am b'a-futely, wittily squeak. Bum-bub. You. Well, that was a lot of embarrassing me today. Why don't we play Embarrass Ari for the last five minutes of the show? I thought it was beautiful. You guys made a beautiful connection today.
Starting point is 00:45:03 It was beautiful. What a sweet guy Very nice guy Did he hug you? Did he give you a big hug? A couple hugs. Did he give you a couple hugs? That's nice.
Starting point is 00:45:11 How'd that feel? It's where I got that musk. Buddy, you hugged the kid that was in that movie that you loved. Stand by me. No, the other one. My secret identity's a TV show
Starting point is 00:45:20 about a boy superhero. I didn't see it. I never heard of it. I know. You got to hug that kid. You'll never guess my secret identity. Bobby Kelly.
Starting point is 00:45:30 He's going to be in Port Smith, New Hampshire. One night only two shows, July 25th. Yeah. After that, Saratoga Spring, September 11th and 12th, Brooklyn, New York on September 26th. For tickets and all of his tour dates, go to punchup.org slash Robert Kelly.
Starting point is 00:45:43 Make sure you check it as YouTube page at Robert Kelly Comedy. And, of course, 7 p.m. Every Tuesday night, the Fat Black Pussy Get Lounge at the Comedy Sower. Jerry O'Connell's movie one more time. Summer's Last Resort. Out now exclusively on Tooby. Big Jay. I don't know where she's going.
Starting point is 00:46:02 She's going the wrong way. Big J will be in Winnipeg for the Grand Outdoors Festival. Great. Great, sorry. Grand Great. Same thing. It sounds fun. It sounds like a good time.
Starting point is 00:46:14 He's going to go to Richmond, Virginia, and then Long Island. For tickets and tour dates, go to bigjeecom. Or YouTube.com slash at Big J. Ogerson to see his live shows he put on. And all his stand-ups up there, too. His specials are up there. What a show we had today. We made bridges of French. friendships. We've made commercials for people that need commercials. We've really, you're really,
Starting point is 00:46:40 you got a big heart, kid. You should be proud of that. You should be proud of that. You're a big mush inside. And you know what? That's why we love you. Thank you. The exterior looks like a hardened dude who rock and roll, but inside you're just a little, little chubby girl from Philly who wants to be loved. Yeah. Who looks fat sitting down with terrible camera angles and a double chin. Let's go have cheese sticks. Let's go fill the hole. Enjoy the pre-record. This was the pre-record.
Starting point is 00:47:08 I hope you enjoyed this. We'll see you on Monday.

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