The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Love & Laughs with Jerry O'Connell
Episode Date: July 17, 2026Actor and gentleman, Jerry O'Connell joins Jay and Bob for the first time to clear up any miscommunications. Jay mentions the lengthy messages that he sent Jerry, and the topic soon turns to Corey Fe...ldman. Because they have been close since "Stand By Me," Jerry gives some insight into Corey's thinking and makes a fantastic promise to the Bonfire. | Big Jay was so nervous before Jerry entered, that he needed coaching from Bobby on how to act like a human being. | Guess who sends Jerry another message when he leaves... Jerry is currently in the movie "Summer's Last Resort" on Tubi right now! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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Now, The Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
It's happening.
Jerry O. God.
It's the bonfire. We're waiting on Jerry.
He's coming in. It's going to happen today.
Jay's boyfriend is going to be very soon.
I think it's time.
Oh, he's here. Oh, here it is.
Here it is. Dot, dot, dot.
No, no, not that. Don't do that.
Yeah, just no, sit regular, Jay.
You know, you put, yeah, yeah, there you go.
No, don't put your leg.
Don't crush your legs.
Be you right now.
Just be you.
Jay, look at me.
Jay, Jay, look at me.
You're not that little kidney, but don't stand up.
You want to stand up so you look thin on the camera.
Right, I get you.
All right, let's both stand up.
You want to both stand up?
We'll both stand up.
Jerry's going to be over there by you, Bob.
Oh, he's going to be over here.
Okay.
We'll both stand up.
No, don't do it.
No, get your hands off your stomach.
It's a power move.
Standing.
No, stand up, but turn towards me.
Put one hand on the desk.
This is your place.
This is your studio.
No, nine years, Jay, bonfire.
Don't go.
But don't do that.
Don't put your hand on your chair.
No.
I don't look cute.
Stop, no, don't do that.
Stop, no, don't grab yourself.
No.
She'll pause.
No pause.
No pause.
Put one hand on the table.
Like this.
Like this, the way you lean.
Yeah.
Now get the other hand off the hip.
You don't want a hand on the hip.
Not that high.
Get it off, off.
Put it right there.
Put it right there over the water.
Grab the water.
That's your water.
Grab that.
Yeah, hold on to that.
Yeah, stand like that.
No, stop bending your knuckles so far down.
You're getting nervous.
Okay, I'd also like to say that guy that was peeking in, I guess, wasn't to bring Jerry O'Connell in.
I just got a message.
Oh, God.
Coming in.
Here he comes.
Here he comes.
Coming in shortly.
All right.
Jay, Jay, remember who you are, Jay?
Remember who you are, Jay?
Jerry Connell's biggest fan.
No, no, no.
No.
You're big Jay's biggest fan.
No.
No, no, no.
No, no, I'm not.
Who loved you on the Kevin Hart?
Jesus.
Huh?
Who loved you?
Who loved you on the Kevin Hart roast?
Jerry.
Jerry?
Jerry.
Jerry.
Jerry.
Jerry.
Jerry.
Jerry.
Here we go, Jay.
Here it comes.
You ready?
Take a big breath.
Do a little box breathing.
Stomack out.
Breathe in through your nose.
No, not that.
Don't you look like a ballerina.
No, stop that.
Get that hand.
But I don't keep this hand like this.
No, don't.
Get that hand off.
You can do whatever you want with that hand, but get that hand off.
No, stop.
Should I pop?
No pop.
No pop.
Pop?
No pop.
the end if it goes well you can pop at the end
come on baby should I talk like this so much like I don't even care
here we go here we go Jay here we go Jay here we go Jay here we go Jay here he comes
nope no not happening yet I got a pee so bad yeah just take a breath take a
breath with me look at me look at me do what I do ready breathe through your nose hold it
one more hold it
You feel better?
No.
Okay, great.
I'm vibrating a thousand miles per minute.
He's going to come in with a lot of energy, Jay.
You've got to max that energy.
You've got to be there with him.
I thought you said hand on the table and hand on the water.
Yeah, that's good.
But inside, let that, hey, what's up?
What do I do?
Do I lift the water with his hand when I do the hand?
No, don't lift the water.
Leave the water there.
Let go of the water.
Yeah, like, don't even put your hand up.
You don't need to use your hands.
What if he needs to clock it, though?
What do you mean?
Clock what?
He might have to clock it.
Oh, dude, do that.
Oh, anytime he says something funny,
you should definitely little snap thumbs.
Okay.
All right.
You feel good?
I feel good.
My hands.
We're good.
It's in the right spots.
We're good, we're good.
This is great.
This is what you wanted.
Glasses or no glasses?
My hair amiss, guys.
I forgot he was fucking coming in.
You have a hat on.
It looks great.
He's freaking out.
I don't know if I look as good as I could look for him.
You look great.
There's a little something on your shirt, though.
Paco, get that off his shirt.
Oh, by the end.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Right there.
No, right where your hand is.
Get that off.
Swipe that.
Wipe it off.
No, down, down, down, down, down.
Down, down, down.
Oh, it's all right out.
All right, it's good.
You're good. You're good. You're good.
What's out?
The new movie.
Here we go.
You excited?
You manifested this.
Huh?
You're a friend.
You manifested this.
He's coming to you.
You're going to be best friends after this.
He's a soda after the oldest.
He called him a black woman, too.
It's going to be great.
He's a great guy, right?
We just got to get to it.
Let's practice.
You say hi.
Hey, hey, what's going on, buddy?
Hey, queen.
What?
Hey, queen.
What you call me that for, man?
Hey.
Oh, from, from, what are you doing?
How are you doing?
What's he doing?
Why are you doing that?
Oh, no.
Stop.
Jake, do not react like that.
I don't, I'm panicking.
All right.
I lifted the bottle.
I was going to hit him with the bottle.
Yeah, you don't throw anything at him.
Okay.
This is great.
Ready?
Hey, what's going on, man?
Hey, Jay.
How are you, buddy?
Sliders.
My stepfather and me,
my secret identity.
Great.
He got so mussely at one point.
All right.
Great.
Thanks, man.
Crazy.
All right.
Stand by me.
I got to go.
Guys, nice to meet you.
Okay, bye.
Check out my new book.
Bye.
Put the water down.
Stop holding the water.
You said hold the water.
Hold the water, but don't hold it up.
Don't clasp onto it.
Loosin up on the water.
Bobby Man of Jay.
I would be happy at Jay if you fucking bomb this.
Bobby Manit J.
If he walks out of here, uncomfortable,
you're going to be great, dude.
Why would be uncomfortable?
My hands are accounted for.
You're going to be great, dude.
Your little tags hanging off.
Get that off.
That looks like you're an employee.
We are employees.
No, you're not.
You're a fucking radio host of the greatest.
A crowd employee.
Yeah, he's not.
You're a host, dude.
You're going to Afrin?
Get the aphron out of there.
I took it out.
Nobody wants to see that you do that.
I took it out.
Yeah, put it back in your pocket.
Give it to Christine like she takes it.
No way.
She'll leave her that, man, I need it.
I got to pee so bad.
I hope I don't pee while he's here.
We all have to pee.
Do you have to pee?
We all have to peeve?
Shia let me know.
I know, I smoke weed.
No, no, no, no, put it away.
No, he can't get that away.
He's going to think you're emotionally stunted.
Yeah, he is.
What?
Just put that away.
That's how we got here.
He's emotionally stunted.
Did I get nice?
No, that's why we're here.
Put that away.
Put the pink thing away.
I'm looking like this.
Don't do that.
Don't look under your fucking brow at another man.
No, stop.
Why are you making a double chin?
That's fucking, wow.
That hurt.
That was crazy.
It was nuts.
Now we're sitting down.
Good job, Christine.
We had him where he needed to be.
I was confident.
I'm sorry.
You do not.
No, he was doing this.
That's fucked up, Christine.
What was I doing?
You're doing this.
Let us see.
See, if I do it, I make a double chin too.
If anybody does that, they're going to make a double chin.
I saw at least three.
Well, whatever it is, anybody can make that happen.
You were making happen.
You don't have a double chin, and you're giving yourself one for some reason.
Jay, you hurt people, hurt people.
That's fucked up.
It's fucked up.
Do you not have them come in now?
No, Jay, look at me.
Don't look at her.
Here it comes, here he comes.
Here he comes.
Are we ready?
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
I'm so excited.
Jerry.
Here we go.
Come on in.
Get in, Jerry.
What's up?
There he is.
Come on.
Over here, Jerry.
Get over here.
How you doing, Jerry?
What's up, buddy?
How you doing?
Robert Kelly, buddy.
Guys, what did I do?
Listen, you got to tell me what I did.
You did nothing, Jerry.
It's so funny how I found out.
It was in, I think I told Sam,
I was like, Sam, did I do something to the bonfire?
We heard, we heard the clip.
We listen to it again and again.
First of all, I want to let you know, that was the bonfire.
Dan Soto was here with Jay, and they were just, they were going over the clip.
They loved you, and it was awesome.
They watched you every day.
They thought you were hilarious, and then you had the food thing.
With what?
What are you talking about?
You're confusing him, Bobby.
Yeah, listen.
Oh, sorry.
I mean, I'm not, like, I can handle it.
I explained all of this in a long letter I wrote to you.
Can I ask you a real quick question?
Did you, you, you were.
Read his DM to you back from your DM?
Oh, did you DME?
Yes.
I'm so sorry, dude.
I didn't, I mean, should I pull it up now?
Yes.
Yes.
I turn my phone off.
You know what?
I do have to tell you I don't really like, I don't really go on DMs.
I understand.
You know, read it to.
Jerry, Jerry, is it personal?
Jerry, Jerry, okay, read it out loud.
What happened was is you, he hit you up, then you hit him up, right?
No, no, I followed you.
Oh, you know what?
I actually did read your DM.
I did because I could because I replied right no
no I followed you on the show he Bobby said well let's text him or message him and tell him that
there's no kind of issue there's no thing so I went sure I go well I don't think he follows me so
he won't see it and then we looked and you weren't follow me so Bobby said follow you
well I think you follow me yeah I said follow him and he'll follow you back once he sees that you
that's what happened yeah and you did and you responded with this very cool text
back. Very nice. And he responded
It was concise, and it was simple.
Oh, I didn't read the text. I'm sorry I didn't
read a reply. I apologize.
Well, nobody has that much time to read that much words
anyway. Also, you don't want to go
in my DMs. It's a lot of nudies from
people and like people being like
how am I hot?
Do you like my feet?
This is worse. Jerry, this is very sexual too.
Was it words? Was it photos?
No, no. It was worse.
I will repeat again. You're very sweet,
concise, text and everything.
Ha ha ha big jay my sam roberts interview area yet you did great at the roast oh wow yeah that was pretty concise and good yeah positive at one o'clock in the morning i come home oh my god i'm looking at the text now it is so long
first of all big j i gotta ask this is such a long text like this is like did we date did i have sex with you and never call you again i'm just looking at the length of this and look this is not a roast but the length of this i have like
I have, like, impregnated people, like, left them alone.
I, like, literally, like, done really bad things to people, and their texts of me have been way shorter than this one that I'm looking at.
When you look at the context, the actual, the body of it, really such a, it's, yeah, you're right.
It looks like we may have dated.
Can I read it to you, please?
I mean, yeah.
I mean, I don't want to get too emotional.
I really, I have to tell you, I didn't really know about this beef until a couple weeks ago, and it was from a comment.
I said it to Sam.
How did I even find out about it?
I don't even remember.
But it was all in jest.
I mean, I wasn't really...
But all right, yeah, let's read this.
I write, at 1 o'clock in the morning, stoned.
I've done this before, unfortunately.
This is his thing.
Thank you so much.
Yes, sir.
We talked about Sam Roberts' show on Bonfire today.
I was blown away you knew who I was,
comma, genuinely.
I felt awful that you thought there was any kind of beef.
This is all earnest, I promise.
you. We're a comedy show
and make fun of everything. Ourselves
included, obviously. And I've been
a fan of your work from... Obviously was
all caps. No, it wasn't?
No, no. Here's the problem with obviously.
Ourselves included
obviously, but I've been a fan of your work
from obviously... Oh, that was a couple
of them. Stand by me.
Too obviously.
I fucking love you.
Since obviously stand by me and also my secret identity, L.O.L.
You're not that old.
Come on. You're too young for that.
Dude, Jerry O'Connell and Derek McGrath, me and my step.
No one even knows what you're talking about, but I'm laughing.
None of us do.
No.
I would love to have you on the show, all caps anytime.
I do get that could be weird because I don't want to cause any shit with you in Feldman
because we've definitely had our jokes at his expense.
Okay.
And he...
A lot of E's
He
Doesn't take it well
Interesting
I could get
Okay
I get it could make a weird thing
Now I know what is happening
Sorry I'm going to let you finish this
It's from the heart
And it could make a weird thing
For you with him
Right
But open invite anytime
And I'd love to just shoot this shit anytime
All love and laughs over here man
Hope all is well
Now I thought
We were thinking at this point
Maybe this even showed it to your wife to be like this.
And I said, I bet she would say it's really sweet and nice.
Soter and Bobby thought that it would be, she'd go, oh, that's a lot.
Yeah.
I'll be honest with you.
This is the first I'm seeing it.
I'm so sorry.
But it's, yeah, it's, it's beautiful.
I mean, I'm touched.
I'm touched.
What do you want to say?
This is a beautiful thing.
I do want to say, you know what?
I do have to say.
and I say this with peace and love, Corey Filman,
if you're listening to this,
I did hear,
we've been doing this Stand By Me live tour,
which is a lot of fun, okay?
I was in Stand By Me as a kid,
and we show the,
by the way, you guys all work in comedy.
We play like 3,000-seat houses.
Like, it's like a big show.
We show Stand-By Me,
and then we have like a talk back afterwards,
and it's really,
since Rob Reiner has passed,
It's really sweet, and, like, we really get a lot out, you know.
It's, I mean, it's really pretty funny being there, you know.
You know, Corey Feldman dealt with a lot of trauma in his childhood, primarily from his parents.
And he talks about being like a child slave, you know, his parents put him in the business when he was, like, two and like all that stuff.
And it's so funny.
We have a really funny guy named Dan Pastor Nassar.
who I'm sure you all know,
who sort of emcees the event,
and they sort of ask Corey,
and he talks about all this trauma and everything,
and then Dan Pastor Nichols say,
Jerry, how is your experience?
And I'm like, I don't know what Corey's talking about.
I had a great time on standby meeting.
And it's kind of funny, but it's funny.
We were doing a show in Chicago,
and a couple of, I hope this isn't derogatory,
but like, juggalo's.
Juggalo's came in.
Is that a derogatory term?
No, yeah.
I think it's what the fans are called.
He does the festival every year.
Yeah. So a couple Juggaloes came in and I was like, whoa, like I'm from New York City.
I don't really see Jugglos. You don't see them in the city.
You live in the city, right?
It's a Midwest thing for the fur.
So I was like, well, I saw them and I went, whoa, Juggalo's.
Oh, shit, I'm sorry if I'm not supposed to call you that to your face.
You know, I don't know if it's like, you know, a derogatory term.
And they were like, no, no, no, not at all.
And I was like, I want to get a picture with Jugglos.
I want to like you're the first juggalo's I've met in the wild
The more you say it it does sound weird
You keep saying it over and over it does sound like a little hair jugglers
What are you a big juggalo? I'll say it I'll say this
I'll say the J word how about that
The J word
And I went backstage and I showed Corey I said
Hey there are J words at our show
That sounds worse
So you're saying juice
That sounds like
There were some J-words the show.
Jacobs is a J-word.
There are jugglers at our show,
and I could see the hairs on Corey's neck go up
and him say,
Jugglos are here?
And I was like, yeah, and he was like,
I have a problem with the jugglos.
And I was like, now I was like,
is this like a biker gang, like,
situation?
Like, what are you talking about?
And so I think,
I don't know any of the details,
but I think maybe he has a beef with you,
Corey?
So way early,
bonfire days, early.
We were doing the show
for 11 years now?
Congrats.
11, 12 years, early, early topic on it.
I was just saying,
we were talking about celebrities,
actors who have done music stuff.
Sure.
Of course, Howard Stern's show,
Richard Bay Show.
I've seen all of his performances.
Right, right, right.
So he's done a bunch of performance.
And they were,
he was the first thing
was acting from what I knew.
Phenomenal.
Loved so many of these movies.
And I think he does.
So we started making fun of it.
Again, you do it on an idea of never thinking you get back to the person.
But then it does get back to the person, and we become his boogeyman, which I feel bad about because...
Jay, you're not the first person to comment on his musical style.
No, he was actually the first.
You may have been first.
We may have been first.
We may have been first.
They created this whole genre.
What's so funny...
What's so funny is there's actually podcasts out there now.
I want to call it Jim and Them and a couple other podcasts.
that are just Corey Feldman talk.
Okay, hold on.
Exclusively.
Wow, really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they follow him around on tour and everything?
No, no, no, it's just kind of like whatever content comes out of his, like they kind of like laugh at it and stuff, which is kind of what we used to do.
At the end of day, when we became the boogeyman, but we always wanted to kind of meet him and have him on because he does.
He should.
Let me just interrupt you.
Corey, this is Jerry here, your childhood friend.
And I'm as close to Corey as it gets.
Corey, you gotta come on this show.
Like, it's crazy that you're not.
And by the way, like, I say this to Corey a lot.
Like, when he was talking about the jugglers coming
and they're here to make fun of me and all that stuff,
I was like, Corey, they're here.
They paid.
We went to Corey's concert.
They paid $100 for these standby meet tickets.
A hundred bucks a pop.
It's not a cheap show.
And he was like, well, they're here to make fun of me.
And it's, and, and, and, and I, and I, I want to say because I, I feel I can say this as a close friend of Corey Feldman's.
And mine.
Jay, Jay, we're not there yet.
Stop.
We're getting there, Jay.
Corey's DMs are way more concise, bro.
It's not obviously three times.
You know.
You're sure we never had sex, Jay.
All I ever had.
All I thought about after that, I said that when they were saying, when we were reading it the next day, we had soda come in to read it with the stand music behind.
it. While that was going on,
I would go, all it hit me, my hair
stood up my own, I go, you know what, this is justice?
Because this, they were like, do you think he showed it
to Feldman? The thing I go,
oh my God, all I can see is I'm going,
ha, ha, ha. This is actually
a testament to, like, don't, like, get in your
own head because I never even, doesn't
it, didn't it show you I never opened it?
Like, I never opened it.
Because he followed you, you, you
responded, and then he responded,
and then you never responded back.
But, here's my thought. He did, he did respond back
again. Here's what I thought. I should read you the next
part. Yeah, he responded again. Because
photos to this? What happened? No photos. Do you want photos
dude? I'll send you photos.
Probably has some tasteful stuff in his phone.
There'll be no text,
just photos in my junk. If that's what you want.
This next one was constructed on the show
here. It's a little more casual
because I was weirded out. What I thought I did
was my concern was
when I was sending this to the group
to show them how bad my thing was,
I click, however the thing you click on
disappearing messages somehow by accident.
Oh, so maybe it's not there. I didn't see it.
And then I turn off disappearing messages right away.
But I feel you would see it says someone in the chat turned on disappearing messages now that they will disappear after 24 hours.
But then I turned.
I'm not that tech savvy.
I literally don't even go that deep into, like I just figured out how to post a comment with a story.
Like I just figured that out yesterday.
I'm bad at this stuff too, but I did feel that you may have thought that I'd sent you a penis picture and retracted it.
So on the show, the second one that I constructed says,
Hey, Jair, I went with Jair.
The disappearing messages thing was a mistake, R-O-F-L.
I understand that is suss.
Rolling the fuck on the floor?
Rolling.
On the floor laughing.
I understand that is suss.
I didn't send you a dick pick or nothing.
Eggplant emoji, sideways crying face, and twirlie eyes.
I hope I didn't give you the ick.
On God, no cap.
low-key still all love and laughs
over here, bro.
Yeah, dude, I never read any of these.
I never...
I never read any of these.
Is that a joke?
Like, did you just add that or did you really write that?
No, he wrote that.
You know, it just goes to show you, like,
this is where, like, messages get, like, lost,
especially on, like, social media.
Like, you get so in your head about stuff.
I didn't even...
This is the first time I'm even reading them.
No, after you heard, though, how does it make you feel?
Um, I think they're very, actually really nice messages.
I think they're well,
Well constructed, and I would like to say, I would like to come on here with Corey Feldman.
Please.
I think it would be really major.
And I got to tell you, this is like, this is, I hope he doesn't get mad at me saying this, but we're close friends.
This is now Corey's issue that he's not coming on here, you know?
Like, these are people who are coming to see.
He's got a following, like a fan base, you know?
Well, it's funny is that the juggalo's thing, that's not really, if they're crossed over, it'd be more with like my podcast.
But I think that's actually, I don't know if he realizes he's done stuff with like the insane clown posse before.
Cory Feldman's done stuff with him for.
I said to those guys, I was like, this is so cool.
Like that jugglers are into stand by me.
And they said, we're here to see Corey.
They were earnest.
And like, he needs to, he needs to celebrate it a little bit.
You know, I'll say this about my buddy.
And I say this about my buddy.
He's been under a lot of pressure.
I never saw that documentary that they made about him.
but I think that was really,
I think that really freaked him out a lot, you know.
I can say, I know some things were said in that documentary
and I believe all victims and everything.
I do know him personally.
He is a, he is a kind person who has had a lot of trauma in his life.
And I kind of have to protect my friend a little bit.
I would like to say the same thing about my friend Jay to you.
Be gentle with my heart.
I just, he's had a lot of trauma.
And that's why he wrote that letter to him.
you so he's um he's a little um he's he he has trouble communicating um his artistry
who he is his personality and um it's uh he's he's living in a strange world for a long
gone tough go at it man it's been really tough for him can i say some though we we i inherited
this stuff from dan dan left the show i filled in for him but he took me he this whole you know
Corey thing. But we went to the concert and I'm telling you right now,
there was a lot of bands on that show. And the two bands that
really got me excited was Corey and of course
Limp Biscuit. We were having such a blast.
We know it's funny, the people from the show, like people listen to the show
kind of get it to a degree too because when we went to the concert
the stuff makes me feel bad when I hear this because I said we've gone to a few
concerts now and we send fans
to concert all the time. With the caveat, we always
say like, listen, I know we laugh at a bunch
of a day, but go enjoy the show.
Like, you're going to go watch the show to enjoy a show, like, don't
ever interrupt him. We've said, don't
yell out show references, don't
fuck with him at all. Just watch a show, enjoy the show.
He gets, I mean, I guess in your
business you call it clip, he gets
clipped out. Like his, like, concerts,
it gets clipped out. He's
getting clipped out at these shows. You know what I'm
saying? So, I think at this
point, he needs to relax a little bit.
Embrace it.
Embrace it.
And come on the show.
And people are buying his tickets.
And this is another thing.
Like, the fact that we were kids and Stand By Me and now we're not only adults, we're like older men.
Yeah.
Like, we made Stand By Me 40 years ago, man.
Like, that's a long, that's longer than most of your staff has been alive, you know?
And the fact that we're...
The half of how long Jacob's 82.
I saw it in the theater.
Jake was on a theater at an afternoon discount
A cup of coffee was a nickel
But
I go to Starbucks
You charge your that 19771 blend
It
You do at some point
Have to like
celebrate the fact that
Like here we are
I mean and Corey's been doing this for 50 years
Like here we are
A half a century later
And we're still talking about
you. He needs, I'm going to say this to Corey as your friend. You need to lighten up.
Can I make a suggestion? Yeah. Maybe you show him that text message. Maybe you take.
Let him have a good laugh. Oh, no, I am going to, I am going to text Corey and say, I came on the
bonfire. Screen grab what he jay wrote and show him. What a sweetheart Jake can be.
That'll freak him out. I bet he gets a great laugh. Don't scare him. I bet he goes, this guy is a
pussy. You know, I think we've always said because as we went through it, you know, we're kind of laughing at the
performance and music a little bit. But as we're going through that, we know the lyrics to the
songs. We know the songs go, so now we fire and so we go, we argue, we go, I think we're fans,
but again, there's all so, I think our wall we hit with the thing. I think it's a personality thing.
I think if this would be fun and he'd be a friend of this show, if it was a little less serious
where it was like, oh man, I'm having a lot of fun. He looks like he's having a ton of fun making
music. The problem is where we get, have the love to make fun. He comes and goes like,
this is the greatest album that's ever been made. He's going to lays it out there. He's going to
lays it out there really big time and you're like, wow, you're setting a high bar there.
I will say this, and it's funny because we're talking about like DMs and stuff.
I think also Corey and I come from an older generation, which is not a social media generation.
You know, we're, I'm not kidding, we're social media immigrants, you know, whereas I think a lot of people who celebrate Corey online are social media natives.
and I think it's that we don't know what it is,
so we think it's automatically making fun of us.
And again, I would say this to Corey's face.
He's like a defensive guy, you know?
He's been through a lot.
So he immediately gets into a fighting posture
when someone says something about him.
And listen, I've actually said this to his face
that he shouldn't be like that.
And, you know, I'm going to really text him after this,
and I'll keep you posted, and I'll open your DM,
and I'll write you.
A shorter reply.
Way shorter reply.
Like a pink heart on it or something.
By the way, yeah.
Why not just an emoji next time, Jay.
Like just like a thumbs up.
They don't make an emoji for that.
Like a laughing.
Can I give you a reason?
What's the emoji for obviously?
Twice.
Can I give you?
And we're going to shoot the shit.
I wanted to say,
oh, and then as far as what I first
taught when you're like, what's the beef with you?
And I was like, there's no beef.
What that would be construed as,
there's no beef with you at all.
So we make fun of everything.
and we were huge.
I've been a huge Wendy Williams fan for many men years.
And when you came on,
and I was like, Jerry O'Connell came on
and played a sassy black woman for two years.
It was fantastic.
But I said, when you thought there was a beef,
I was like, no, you don't understand.
I want to come on here and have like an mm-off with you.
Like, that's the kind of fun I want to have.
Right.
We became friends on the show with the chef Nikki Dinky,
who was the celebrity chef guest on the show sometimes.
And the emotion that you gave her for her
food.
Wendy
Wendy Williams
used to eat her
and she would put
hot sauce on it
after she goes
let me try it
that was her thing
though that was her thing
and just kind of
one time
Wendy we've had her on
Nikki a bunch
she's the best
and she loves Wendy
but we had her own
Nikki Dickie
Nikki did the
cooking segment
on the Wendy show
that's right
and you gave it up
yeah
I've never seen someone
enjoy a broccoli
cheddar crust
pizza more of my life
than you did
we have the drop
well they have
oh yeah we have drops
we have drops of
let me hear it
Whoa.
It's one of the greatest jobs.
Let me hear some of my other drops.
Any other ones?
Is that it?
Is that it?
Whoa.
I like it.
Yeah.
Those are the Wendy jobs.
I miss Wendy, man.
I miss her on TV.
That was what a special time.
We're going to wrap it up.
Jacobs.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
No, but.
Okay.
The next one is going to be, we're going to get Corey on here.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll text later.
Next time Corey is in New York.
We got to get him on here.
But, you're going to get him on here.
But, you.
you and jay right now was exchange numbers at some point
oh yeah take my phone number i do have an android i gotta warn you guys
that's how old i'm it's gonna be a green bubble
and just you know i'm like more of like a i'm more of like an islandy vacation
than like uh yeah italy kind of sunset's that's right you know
oh i can't wait for your response funny guys absolutely jerry o'connell's new movie
summer's last resort now available yeah it's on tubi tube is free to stream you got to see it
i got a movie on there it's really good it's like uh
I play a stepdad who tries to, oh, make amends with Sophia Bush,
a lot like what we did here on the show.
What you did today in the bonfire.
It was a big.
Tube. I know you guys are big Tube guys.
I was watching Tube today.
We should all, me, you, Corey, and Jay,
we should take our little sensitive friends on a date
or like a dinner date to me, which they're all talking out.
By the way, it's going to be my mission in 2026
to get Corey on this show.
Hell, please.
That would be fantastic.
Jerry O'Connell, thank you so much.
Check out this movie on Tube.
We'll be right back, everybody.
It's the Bonfire.
And now back to the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
What a dream boat, am I right?
Wow, that was great. What a good guy.
Welcome back.
I'm just starting to get soft.
Now, do you believe that he never saw it?
Or do you believe he looked at it and just ignored it?
I believe he never saw it.
Yeah, okay. I believe that too.
I believe it.
I mean, he did. Can I just say something if you look at the,
Follow and then instant from him message to you, right?
But I think he did that and just never thought about it again.
He's a celebrity with a celebrity life.
Like he said, he's from a different time.
They really don't look at this stuff.
Now, he does not know about Corey Filman is he is quite social media savvy.
He's all over it.
We don't know because he doesn't follow us.
I hope he gets him on here.
It's not going to happen.
No.
No, it's not going to.
There's no way.
He's going to be like, no.
No, there's no way you're going to get him on here.
No way he'll come back.
We should have him come back.
We will.
For something.
But he'll never get Corey.
You have to wait for Corey Feldman to burn him.
And then he becomes only our friends.
That was great.
That was hilarious.
That was fun.
His shock of the amount of purple.
He was right away turned off.
Yeah.
When we showed it to him, I believe it was first time seeing it.
And I believe he was concerned when he saw it.
Remember he said he was going to give me his number and then he just left?
Oh, yeah.
I'm still waiting for my tea from fucking Youngblood.
What do you talk about?
Oh, yeah, your Youngblood tea.
Oh, his phone number is probably in the mail with Youngblood's tea.
I actually hear mail's been a thing lately.
There's been a lot of government shutdowns, so a lot of stuff going on.
Make sure you check out Jerry's new movie.
Summer's Last Resort available right now exclusively on 2B.
It's funny too because he immediately said, no, we'll get numbers.
Then he goes, yeah, but I just let you know, I got an old phone that doesn't work.
Yeah, he goes, I probably won't even get the messages.
You said it's an Android.
It's going to come up blue, so it's a weird situation.
It's not. It's his next tell.
Dude, you can try to call me, but I'll be honest, it's never going to get to me.
The sad part is, is that an iPhone?
Because I have the other kind.
He's never.
He's never, you should text it.
Listen to me, really quick.
You should damn him right now.
Yeah?
Right now.
Right now.
You should damn him.
Now's the time.
You're right, dude.
You've got to jump.
You've got to get well again.
Because when you followed him that day, it was so fresh in his mind, and then it went
away.
So right now it's.
fresh in his mind you guys are pals you should DM right now and uh i think you should start it
with something like hey pal like a date that went well you ought to text the girl immediately after
yeah you say good night something like um what what did you call him you call him jair second time
i called him jair yeah you should call him jare i assume by then he read my first text we were friends at
this point he's back he's back no i'm kidding um i go oh you want to see you want to see you
me again you couldn't be without me
oh is just the same adams
stupid fucking toast oh yeah let's get to that in a second
hang on one second now let's just get to this DM
you should right now DM him okay
ready it's open I don't get mad at me I'm just trying to help
I'm just trying to help I'm sorry I'm doing everything you tell me to do
all right but you know see you don't talk to Jerry like this
so just settle down I'm just trying I'm your friend
I'm here I return your messages okay okay
all right now look down
hey Jer
hey Jerry same as the other one doesn't matter
I would change it up to hey
pal. Oh, how about this? Hey, Jha. It's your pal J.
Hey, Jara. It's your pal J. comma. Yeah.
It's your pal J.
Dot, dot, dot, from the bonfire.
From serious XM is the bonfire. Right.
Serious XM's.
The bonfire.
I can't express to you how much
means to me that you stop by today can't express i have no words i have no words is better i can't express
i have no i have no words for how i feel i can't express can't express that's a little too much
express i just remember he's shown this to his wife yeah i can't express how i feel wait how happy
how how how i can't express how happy seeing you made me how happy i am you came by the show to
How happy I am. You came by the show today. Can I suggest this be the part where I bring up his body looking really good?
I was going to save that for the end, but you know what? You want to do it now? You can.
Your body was popping by the, maybe parentheses. Your body, why you are? Yeah, your body was popping. Say something about a skin too. Maybe on point. Your body was on point. Your body was on point. Your body was on.
point by the way on point and your skin is to die for by the way and your skin is to die for
and your skin is all in parentheses yeah and your skin or maybe you have the skin of an asian woman
how about your skin is flawless Asian woman and your skin is like that is a big parenthesis
that of an Asian a young Asian woman young Asian woman it's a big difference yeah
There you go.
A young Asian woman.
Is that offensive, Paco?
No.
Okay.
They love that.
Asian.
Asian's okay.
Yeah, Asian's good.
Okay.
So far we got, Hey, Jer, it's your pal Jay from Sirius XM, the Bonfire.
Sorry.
Hey, Jare, comma, it's your friend.
It's your pal J. dot, dot, dot, from Sirius XM, the Bonfire.
I can't express how happy I am you came by the show today.
Parentheses, your body was on point, by the way, and your skin is like that of
a young Asian woman.
Perfect.
Okay.
Close parentheses.
Now you have to put something like your energy and your openness about everything.
I was going to compliment his smell.
No, no, no.
No, nobody wants to know that you're smelling them.
I smell them, though.
Did you?
What do you smell like?
It's good.
What was it?
Just good.
Like, what did it make you feel?
Smell like good.
It smelled like him.
Like good him.
So write something about, dude, you smelled the way I thought you would smell.
The way I hoped you would smell.
Your natural musk did something to me.
There you go.
That's it.
No, shut up, Christine.
That's it right there.
Your natural.
Corey Feldman.
We're not going to see Jerry again.
Did something to me.
I hope you guys are having fun now.
Did you write something about how he lit up, you lit up the room.
Your energy, your energy, oh, your aura.
He did light up the room.
Yeah, when you're, you, you light up the, you lit up the room.
You light up any room you're in.
Right, that's good.
That's perfect.
I love that it's just coming to you.
Any room you're in.
Yeah.
You're with the R.E.
You're in.
You light up any room you're in.
And make no mistake, sis.
Make no mistake, sis.
No.
Not cis.
Girl.
Make no mistake.
Bro?
Bro?
Yeah, bro's good.
You light up any room
you're in a make no mistake, bro.
The studio today
was lit.
Yeah.
Was, and it's going to be lit in capital, L-I-T.
Jacob, yes?
With your magnificent aura.
I didn't give an aura at all.
So here's where we're at.
Hey, Jared, your pal-jay.
Dot, dot, dot, from Sirius X into Bonfire.
I can't express how how
Happy I am. You came by the show today.
Parentheses, your body was on point, by the way.
And your skin is like that of a young Asian woman.
End parentheses.
Your natural musk did something to me.
You light up any room you're in.
You light up any room you're in and make no mistake, bro.
The studio today was lit.
There you go.
I like that.
And then write something.
The fact that we have the potential to become friends.
is crazy to me.
How about the friendship we've started
means a lot to me.
Make it happen, you're right.
Are you guys going to make any attempt
to make this shorter than the last messages?
No.
All right.
Bad edit.
Bad note.
Bad note.
The friendship we've started
already means so much to me.
Yeah.
So much to me.
Yeah.
And can't wait to talk.
No, I would just do again.
No homo, but would.
Yeah.
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
No homo.
And then...
No homo.
And then put like a...
But...
Wood.
And put a little smiley face or something.
I'll do the smiley face that I do.
It's a colon with the thing.
Great. Yeah. Yeah. Right.
The friendship we started already means so much to me, no homo, but would.
Totally would. Totally would. Totally would. Yes. Totally would.
Totally
Would
I think now we just
Figure out with hashtags
BLM
I think
I think we should end it like this
Can't wait to talk
Can't wait to shoot the shit
Can't wait to shoot the shit
Officially
Officially
Didn't get
Something like
Didn't have a chance
To get your number
But here's mine
here's my number
yeah and then put your number
boom boom boom
I must give him the wrong number
okay
here's my number can't wait to shoot the shit here's my number
call
anytime and put any twice
in capitals
oh that second one just put any time
and I'll do it again call any
dot dot dot
and I mean
any any three exclamation points time three exclamation points and now hashtag BLM yeah um hashtag me too
hashtag black people rule hashtag believe some women believe most i say most believe most believe most women
Believe my
Hashtag black people rule
And shit
And shit
Hashtag and shit
Oh hashtag black people rule
And then hashtag
Yeah hashtag
Come on
God damn it
Hashtag
You're nervous relax
I'm freaking out
Black people
Rule
Hashtag
And shit
And shit
And shit
And then remember to end it
With all love and laughs
Um
I'll always have to do
I think that's before.
All love and laughs.
My guy.
Okay.
Let's see if it's ready to go.
I'm going to read it to you.
Instead of my guy, I would put my new bestie.
My new bet.
Let's see.
Oh, my bestie.
All love and laughs.
My close friend.
Yeah, that's it.
That's it.
Close friend.
Okay.
All right, here we go.
If I may.
Let me take a little swig of water here before I do this.
Very nerve-wracking for me.
I feel like we're right at the,
we're right at like the,
I'm right there for having this guy over for next.
And it's fresh right now.
He's right here.
He's going to look right now.
I'll probably be where we're better.
I bet he's,
I bet they're asking,
hey,
can we read that thing again he wrote right now?
And something's going to pop up.
He's like,
there's more,
there's more.
Okay, here's what we got.
Hey, Jare,
it's your pal J.
From Sirius XM, the bonfire.
I can't express how happy I am you came by the show
today. Parentheses, your body was on point, by the way, and your skin is like that of a young
Asian woman.
And parentheses, your natural Musk did something to me as well.
I'm glad we're proofreading this.
Well, it's good.
This is good.
That's where we get to add words.
Your must did something to me as well.
You light up any room you're in, and make no mistake, bro.
The studio today was capital lit.
The friendship we've started already means so much to me
No homo but totally would
Can't wait to shoot the shit officially
Exclamation point here's my number
My number
Call any dot dot dot and I mean capital
Anytime
All love and laughs my close friend
Hashtag BLM hashtag me too
Hashtag believes most women
Hashtag black people rule
hashtag and shit
Nice it's perfect
Send.
Okay.
Send it.
Send.
Perfect.
All right.
I hope you start getting prank calls from fucking Corey.
Hey.
All right.
That did it.
I think by this point, I think pretty much now we're family.
You're in.
I'm in.
But if he could get Corey to come in here, take a little piss out of himself, really have a conversation with him.
How great would be happy?
That would be fantastic.
It would all be worth it.
Yeah.
And then you became friends with Corey and he winds up staying with you and Christine when he's in Jersey playing his gigs.
He's like, do you mind if we stay this weekend, me and two of the angels?
I let him rehearse wherever he wanted in my house.
Full run of the place.
Full run of the place.
Do I get to hear him do that?
I go, what's the song?
Can you tell me what the song you're going to be doing today?
And he's going to go, Simo!
Fah, b'am b'a-futely, wittily squeak.
Bum-bub.
You.
Well, that was a lot of embarrassing me today.
Why don't we play Embarrass Ari for the last five minutes of the show?
I thought it was beautiful.
You guys made a beautiful connection today.
It was beautiful.
What a sweet guy
Very nice guy
Did he hug you?
Did he give you a big hug?
A couple hugs.
Did he give you a couple hugs?
That's nice.
How'd that feel?
It's where I got that musk.
Buddy, you hugged
the kid that was in that movie
that you loved.
Stand by me.
No, the other one.
My secret identity's a TV show
about a boy superhero.
I didn't see it.
I never heard of it.
I know.
You got to hug that kid.
You'll never guess
my secret identity.
Bobby Kelly.
He's going to be in Port Smith, New Hampshire.
One night only two shows,
July 25th.
Yeah.
After that, Saratoga Spring, September 11th and 12th,
Brooklyn, New York on September 26th.
For tickets and all of his tour dates,
go to punchup.org slash Robert Kelly.
Make sure you check it as YouTube page at Robert Kelly Comedy.
And, of course, 7 p.m.
Every Tuesday night, the Fat Black Pussy Get Lounge at the Comedy Sower.
Jerry O'Connell's movie one more time.
Summer's Last Resort.
Out now exclusively on Tooby.
Big Jay.
I don't know where she's going.
She's going the wrong way.
Big J will be in Winnipeg for the Grand Outdoors Festival.
Great.
Great, sorry.
Grand Great.
Same thing.
It sounds fun.
It sounds like a good time.
He's going to go to Richmond, Virginia, and then Long Island.
For tickets and tour dates, go to bigjeecom.
Or YouTube.com slash at Big J. Ogerson to see his live shows he put on.
And all his stand-ups up there, too.
His specials are up there.
What a show we had today.
We made bridges of French.
friendships. We've made commercials for people that need commercials. We've really, you're really,
you got a big heart, kid. You should be proud of that. You should be proud of that. You're a big
mush inside. And you know what? That's why we love you. Thank you. The exterior looks like a
hardened dude who rock and roll, but inside you're just a little, little chubby girl from Philly
who wants to be loved. Yeah. Who looks fat sitting down with terrible camera angles and a double
chin. Let's go have cheese sticks.
Let's go fill the hole.
Enjoy the pre-record.
This was the pre-record.
I hope you enjoyed this.
We'll see you on Monday.
