The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Machine Gun Bobby

Episode Date: September 15, 2023

Bob enjoys childish music and Jacob makes love in a car.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. I feel it. Feel it. You're in a pickup truck, man. Feel it.

You're in a pickup truck. Upstate New York. Ten years from now. And the shock's on this thing. Sockship. Christine left you. She's not waiting anymore. She's living with Rebecca.

They became lovers. Okay, so that coming Yeah, it's a big they're with the full-time skanks you left skanks. You're out on outskying. I'm lonely Yeah, you're lonely. I'm removed from everybody. No, you accept me. We're still doing Bob from it from the shed We're doing this to the wheels fall off. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, right? You're doing it from a shed that you built kind of like me But a little better and we're and we're now we're internet radio We're in a net radio man, but we're killing it. You got a big beautiful house up in the woods and you're driving down the road.

Oh, the sun's setting. There's a river right next to you, Jay. Look at the river. Yeah, I like that river. You drove by a house as an old man on a porch with a beard that waves. Oh shit, he offers me a bottles and james. Drive by the church you join. You started going to church again. You're a Christian.

You're ever thinking about going to church and becoming a Christian. Yeah. Your dog looks over. You look over on the right side where Christine used to sit. And it's a dog. Because Christine and me and are done. You're done. You're done. You're done. She's done. Where's Chris O'Chern? Rebecca. Full Lesbott. Diking off in Texas.

She's dyking off in Texas. Okay. She actually hooked up with Rogan one night. And I mean, it's just over. She, after she had that, it's done. She's done. She could never go back home. I bet he's got a thick wall up.

Right. I don't know how long it is, but he's got a thick wall up. Ha, thick wall. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Vainey.

Right now, you stopped at a red light in the little town you live in. All the little family walks by waves because they know you. It makes me sad and a little angry, but also a little bit of like the fuck that dude. I live free. Right here, right here, the lights turn in, right?

It's red, it's about to turn. You look around people away from the church, the pastor. Then you go, lights green, boom, step on it. Wow, now you're flying down the road Pulling down your dirt road to your house Maybe I drive by really fast and Proper older ladies skirts fly up and we see their bloomers. I mean, yeah, yeah, I can do that You can see that bloopers if I go. Oh look at that. Dude. This guy is a wild child in town

Yeah, who invited this wild child? I like Jolly World, dude, good performer. I just called Josh, I was trying to challenge Josh when he said this song was top of the rock and country charts and I'm like this is, I'll argue, this is not a rock ballad. I think it's a little rocky. Dude, I'll tell you it's rocky. It's country to me, it's like outlaw country is isn't an insult not because the because it has too much Little synth and rock, you know, I mean the the drumbeat is a little rocky listen to that drumbeat. That's not country

It's outlaw country versus like Pop rock. I would say pop rock country. No, dude. Don't lump him in with like Now you love all these people because they don't lump him in with like, now you love all these people. Oh, because they don't love men with machine gun, you love machine gun, kill. Love them. Yeah, it's because he comes from your family, he's from in part of your family.

Young blood, love young blood. Machine gun, Kelly's part of your family. Young blood in machine gun, Kelly's. Bobby Kelly, there's Tommy Kelly, machine gun, Kelly. Yeah. I do. Well, the Kelly's are, you guys, Bobby coming up for Thanksgiving this year, you go, is machine gun coming, dude?

Because I don't want to see that asshole. You wish you were related to him. You don't give a fuck about that transition he made. You love it. Oh, the transition from rap to pop rock. Yeah. I'm so glad M&M pushed him where he needs to be. He pushed him. You know what? It's that old story. You don't know if it's good or bad, but the the the

Chinese, the Japanese farmer. What's this? The old Japanese farmer, the son, and they had a donkey and they plow in the fields, and all of a sudden the donkey ran away. And like he's like, Dad, we're finished. This is terrible. It's bad. We're never going to plow on the field and all of a sudden the donkey ran away. And like, he's like, Dad, we're finished. This is terrible. It's bad. We're never going to plow the field. He goes, son, I don't know if it's good or bad. The next day, the donkey came back with a pack of wild stallions. The sun was like, this is great.

We're going to have, we have all these stallions. Let them run into the barn. Now they have 35 stallions. It's like, we're going to be selling horses. We're going to be rich. This is awesome. The father was like, I we're gonna, we're gonna be selling horses. We're gonna be rich. This is awesome. The father's like, I don't know son. I don't know if it's good or bad.

The next day the son was putting on a shoe and one of the stallions and kicked him and broke his leg. And he was like crippled. And he's like, dad, this is the worst thing that could ever happen. I'm gonna be crippled. I can't walk. He's like son, I don't know if this is good or bad.

The next day over the mountain, a thousand samurai's came down to the farm and said, we're going to fight tomorrow. We need your son. He has to, your son has to come fight with us. And they looked over and the son had a broken leg in the wheelchair. He said, he can't go. The next day, all those samurai's went, every single one of them died. Oh, you don't know if it's good or bad.

You don't know. No. This reminds me of another story of the traveling business man and the farmer's daughter. Now they, I wish I remember how it went. Something where you put, don't put your dick in that hole.

Is the idea right? Let's say you own farmer's daughter's story. The same thing. Yeah, don't put your dick in that hole. One of the other that hole and he thinks that the farmer's daughter, I think he's getting his cocksuck by a cow. I don't remember how it pans out. Either way, what Bobby said is right.

I mean, young blood and machine gun Kelly's song together, you got to love that song. Is the young blood a rapper? Young blood is no, he's an English guy, very like Billy Eitel. Yeah, we played him on the show before. And, uh, but you love, yeah, you love Machine Gun Kelly's new music. I, to me, it's such a weird... Oh, I love the song. It's such a weird swap.

Wash man. Fuck it, I love it. Fuck it, I love it. I can sing this song when I'm allowing my call. Watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch me, watch I'm my sassel stupid shit I will you pick up this car Oh I'll be here in silence on the other side For ways long I can taste it all my time I can tell there's something wrong But I guess it's the beat

Oh this is my heart pumping right now This is boy music Yeah I'm a boy You're just in the boy music I'm a boy Look at this, look at this, here's young blood look at those lips this guy's a knob no it's not just me it's a fucking great song I would love to be wearing some weird sweater I got it a swat me but she loves this bullshit she probably thinks it's a really good song, it sounds like Young Blink 1802. Here we go. Here we go, right here. Here he is.

Oh yeah. It's smoke me low. Oh we can fly into the night. Oh me low. It's smoke me low. Oh we can fly into the night. It's a stretch. So let go.

I'll figure it out. I'll roll. I'll be. I'll be. You say, stretch, so let go of finger, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I'm eclectic You know I respect less than machine uncally the black people who support him still How dare you how dare you I can't believe that's young blood that's young blood was a scary rapper now young blood is a English young boy Who's very much like Billy idle. Now he's like Billy idle It looks like he's got David Letterman teeth and he looks like a little girl. He's Perfect, I don't know what I know black. Blue loves this bullshit. I'm black. Blue. What are you in? Are you in? I know he does black Blue you in no dude. I'm sorry Fuck you. Yeah, fuck know me. You could have said no you have to fuck no, I'm sorry man. Thank you black little ooh

Travis on drums get Travis on drums is pretty I mean he's he's great drummer. He's the shit sure. He's really great look at them They make out at the end watch they do no These are two people. I've never seen two people more young blood and machine gun Kelly that need to be like humiliated in front of their girlfriends. They require it for some reason. Like, somethings have to happen to change their level of confidence. That young blood guy should be humiliated and made fun of. I will bet you $20 today, the young butt blood in the next five years wins a Grammy.

That doesn't mean shit anymore. I bet who? That means nothing anymore. Well, in their business it does. Well, of sure you will, Michigan Kelly's probably won 7,000 Grammys already. Everyone. I'm sure he's won a bunch of Grammys.

Check him out. I'm sure he's won Grammys. He, they're just popularity contests. And I get that. It doesn't make up for like, that is such a simple bullshit genre. Those songs are said, remember when we listen to Metallica's new song? Yeah. And we're like, oh, like they can't like, they can't write a new song now.

They're too disconnected from it. This music is disconnected. For these are, again, machine gun Kelly is too old. He's got none. To be telling none. He's got one nomination and a big goose egg for wins. I must tell you about the video MTV Awards. He probably won 7,000.

I'm glad they don't have awards for comics. I wouldn't hate to see it just a big goose egg next to my name. Oh, Bobby, here's the problem with the what your problem with what you're saying here. Yeah. Yeah. Is that there are comedy awards. Yeah. Clearly you and definitely not me have never been invited to them nominated one or up for

anything. There is comedy award. I think more than one. They did it on TV one year. There was like the comedy awards. I remember it. Who's who wins like Brian Regan? Regan.

Right. We should know. He's fucking, you know, he's great. No, I'm just saying, people that are like pat and Oswald will be in those kind of things. Hobbo. You know, I'm saying it's all that kind of shit. Hobbo. Hobbo.

Can you do me a favor though? Can you explain something to me about machine gun Kelly's song that we just heard? Just, if it's so bad, explain to me the feeling in my heart and soul when I hear it. That just makes me want to jump up and dance at 52. I'll tell you why because doctors went inside of you and they put the stomach of a 14 year old girl inside of you. And now like a horror movie, you're having the feelings and enjoyment of a 14 year old girl now. You know what? I really do have a craving for bubble tea. I got damn right you do. I want bubble tea.

Oh my god, you have a, you have socks. Yeah, Bobby's been waking up with cravings of laying in the back seat of a convertible with his feet hanging out of it and his arms up in the air. First of all, I've had those since I was 10. Yeah. Bobby's got to, let's get out of here girls weekend. I do. Stomach now. I really do. I'd love to be in a convertible with all my girlfriends. Oh, yeah. Just, just go about, forget guys this weekend. We're all trying to cheer up Donna.

Yeah. We all get sunglasses at the gas station. And, and you don't even pay for them because the guy looks at you and he's like, wait, you have to, they are so hot. And then you guys all get out of there. Yeah, we don't pay for anything. You don't pay for anything. We have a bag of snacks. Yeah, I'm just, by the way, just to you know, in my mind,

what I'm just doing is putting you and, and I believe myself in this vision as Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone in the crazy video. Yeah. Yeah. Harold? If somebody can redo the Aresmith video with me as Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone in the crazy video. Yeah. If somebody can redo the Aresmith video with me and Bobby's faces on Liv Tyler, that was so weird. Remember the part where she becomes a stripper in the video?

Liv Tyler, his own daughter. She picked her own butt at the beginning of the video. Did you see that? Was that Liv Tyler? Yeah, I watched. At the beginning of the video, she picked her own ass. I loved that. I think it's Alicia Silver Did you see that? Was that live Tyler? Yeah, watch. At the beginning of the video, she picks her own ass. I love that.

I think it's Alicia Silverstone. Is that? Yeah. Maybe I'm wrong though. But yeah, he has what? Just like, picks her own ass. Yeah, I think it's Alicia Silverstone. But if you go towards the end of this video,

what is she? She's at a strip club. Remember that slide down the pole, mowling the words of her father? Ugh. Jacob. All right her father. J. Hi, Jacob. Chill.

What the fuck is Jacob? He had to go upstairs and get a printout. He's doing his goddamn job. Is he real? Wow, Lou yelled at him. He's like, where's the fucking printout? And he ran out of the room. I was like, what's...

I just put my head down. I like the power shift in here. Yeah, it really is. He's doing busy work. He's not doing shit. Oh my, come on. Bobby, here's a good piece of content. Here's a good piece of internet content.

I think in content now. A good piece of, is me and you. Just go. We try to recreate this hot chick in the middle of nowhere weekend they have. Could you see they're in Bumpkinland with a bunch of, uh, tractors and stuff outside. And everyone's like, what, they don't know what to make of these two wild girls. Let's just have a wild girl weekend and a bum fuck place

Yeah, I'm in we're all white. Let's make ourselves known everyone at the grocery store knows this because we've we've made a scene We're doing a bunch of like Doing a bunch of selfies for the Graham in the grocery store We explain we're two just hot chicks passing through town. And we're super soaking wet. I mean, Liftella is f- I mean, wow. She was, dude, not both of these girls got f-ing. Well, the other one has crooked mouth.

Alicia Silverstone was so f-cking like hot. She has stroke mouth. There's a bunch of actors that have that mouth Like hurts is like cute and powdery though. Yeah, but it's kind of weird like aged odd She's a huge doubt she got better though the older she had a middle The 30s of 40s. He was a little weird, but now she's coming back like women not wrong She is women come back like 50s women some women come back and she came back. She is. Women come back like 50s. Women, some women come back. And she came back. She looked hot now.

She's probably, she might as well be in her 40s, but you're right, she had to obey them. She is sort of coming back. I just, Christine, if you go to nipslip.com, she was on there recently. My, one of my morning websites. Ooh, we get to see some titties. Well, I think it's like a bit of a see through,

but she looks pretty good for her. Hey, I'm not gonna fight you, Jay. Show those titties. I'm a big fan of a nip Have a nip slip. That's the best kind of nip. It's the best Best kind of nip. They're watching lady feeding a bait. No forget that I would stick it too far. Would you stand it? You saw a woman giving feeding a baby on the train. Would you try to look? I would only look really. Yeah, okay. Well

There you go. I don't wish I feel bad about that. No, you should feel proud that you know who you are. You're a piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah. No, for sure. I'm like, no, I think by the way, you should be able to feed your baby into thing. But like then, you know, if you were wearing a very loud shirt, I would also be looking at it. So I assume you're pull your titty out in the subway. A party wants me to look at your titty. And I'll do it. I keep going down Christine. Right there.

Is that it? At least over some three C-300 nipples. Oh, C-300 nipples. Is that a nipple slip? That's considered a nipple slip. Yeah, because you can see your nipples. I'm gonna say, but yeah, you know what, dude, I was wrong.

That's actually a very unflattering picture. It's not a good one. Yes, you felt. Liftyler is held up more attractive overall, but they're both just like, you see, like, they're like moms. Liv Tyler's sister actually follows me and likes my stuff on Instagram. The one that used to be fat.

Yeah. The fat model. Yeah. She was cute. She's cute, man. She was married too. We're real cute. Listen, look who she was married to. I think I know her ex-husband. I think was the drummer from pop approach Me a Tyler she's hot who was she married was she married to the drummer from pop roach I know him

I think she's married to the guitarist from sticks. That's just made up fast. I just made it up right now I just made it up right now, but who knows I think she's dating young blood that really annoying guy that guy's face was Ponsible they are unlikeable people. I mean do you crazy young blood those big lips and those big English teeth Yeah, dumb lips. I like as a fucking stupid hair most girls pay for those stupid lips It's like you go for them. Yeah, Dave Buckner and them. Yeah girls pay for those stupid lips. That's kind of your fuzz. I'm so warm with that. Yeah, Dave Buckner and them, yeah.

They're married for two years. Yeah, they're married for two. I remember that was the thing when she was on like a TV show or something. Want to like the celebrity haves or something like that? Or might have been, uh, what was the weight loss one with Dr. Drew. But celebrity fit club might have been that.

But she's she's so pretty. And I remember when I went on When I was with pop roacher backstage of some shows you'd see her when I was younger and she was very very pretty naturally She was at the seller she was hanging up the seller for a little bit because she was doing a play in Town and she would come down. She was at stage though. She was little. I think she was on something for a minute I think there was a time allegedly. I'm gonna say that she was on something for a minute where she was not looking She was looking very gone Mia well. Tell you what she was a great o-o-o-o-o-o-o-zampic. Oh, that's right Mia Tyler You just got jade I

Mean all this Bobby please. Good while you were saying Luke told me yesterday the way before he the show started Jay will never play that fucking drop again. It's oh it's a dead bit and he knows it. Wow. Wow. I don't think it's a dead bit and he knows it. Wow. I don't think it's a dead bit at all. I didn't say.

It was created when Bob was not here for a week. Right, so I've had to find a moment to pull it back in. I enjoyed it thoroughly. Thank you. And I would like you to use it more often. Oh, it'll come up. Yeah. The anticipation made me.

I mean, just retroactively, if we're being completely honest Alicia Silverstone before you walked in here Jacob definitely got Jade Bobby please I I wanted I can't I want to spend the whole show. Well, you have to you have to design your own getting bobby. Of course, I would be upset if you didn't. In fact, I feel like everybody on the crew should make there you got that person. Yeah. And what they're things going to be. I would like mine to be a quicker. Whew. Da da da da da da da. Shoo.

Oh, like a full on like the beginning of Metallica's one. Just like a full war scene. Sure. You just got bobby. Eh. Yeah. Yeah. Shoo.

Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. There it is. This is getting bobby. Put some thought to think about it a little bit. But not too much. You don't want to overthink it. No, no, no. Just an evening's thought. Right here.

Right there. I want just that. There you go. Now the humor's only going to be because DJ Lou is so against it. If all of them are progressively longer. If mine's 20 some seconds total, mine has to be 25. You have to be 25. Jacobs, I want to be a full two minutes. Getting Jacob should be like, what's the David Attenborough talking over something? We come in one day, we just do four of them and we're gonna close the show Christine You should be 40 seconds of non-stop frand pressure laughter Just non-stide just keeps going Remember the you just got Christine Do you remember the caller topic drop that was way too long that we did for years Like every time we would have a caller topic I would play this

Caller topic This is a bonfire, a collar topic. It's one of the greatest things I've ever heard. 866-9669,66-9, please have a call at the topic today. Lou, bring things, when we forget, dude, bring them back up. Okay. My God. Wow. That's awesome. Lil' Long, I would say.

I mean, not long enough. It's perfect. Especially you throw, it's not like they're going to call three times a day, and the fanfare is nice. Right, you would not take a call for months. So that's why that got very Here at Eagle I My Jacob you're an old-school fan of cheese take the eagle cheese take the eagle she's take the eagle. I'll fill it up His own personal eagle Yeah, oh

The jet games last night the guy the quarterback On the jets it was dude several nights ago the other night. Oh, it jet games last night, the guy, the quarterback on the jets. It was, dude, several nights ago. The other night. Oh, the seven nights ago. Yeah. Tonight, tonight, what's happening, what's happening, Bobby, tonight, what? What? Is people are able to get your special available on punchup.live? Punchup.live is a brand new, uh, I would say platform that is available for- That follows you for one second, I want you to give this, without interruption.

Only if you push a button. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, no, just, you know, this isn't you getting jade. Yeah. I'm not going to say that. Christine, I was going to say if you could just, in that me a Tyler search over there, if you just want to type in a new or fapeting real quick help, thank you very much. While Bobby's talking, Bobby, please continue your thing. It takes so much time off the clock.

It hits me right in the chest. It's a new platform that's out there available for entertainers, especially comedians. Joe Lists Special is up there now. Unedited. There's no editing. You can put whatever you want as long as you're funny and you're trying to be funny. They put it up there. So I can't do my super serious N word speech then.

Okay. You can't. I understood. Hey, as serious N words speech then. Okay, you can't you can't understand Hey, as long as people laugh it. Yeah, no this one isn't so much about laughter. Okay. Yeah, this is about making some social change This is you in traffic the other day This is me in This is me in gridlock traffic Yeah, no, it's up there. Punch law punch up dot live. I chose to put my special up there, uh, because, you know, dude, I was going to put my

special on YouTube because it's been a year. Sure. I had it up in Louis. Everybody bought thank you for buying it. They supported the hell out of it. We actually paid for everything in the first week. It was, uh, it was unbelievable. What the, the amount of people that went out of it.

It's a thing, you gave them a really long time, Jets Great. These, I mean, movies nowadays, I mean, if you could wait a week or two, don't even get them on the streaming services because they're gonna come out on one of them for free. Yeah, spend 30 about dollars to watch the flash. It's just on a thing, you know what I mean?

So it's like, you gave people a year of exclusivity to it. I talked to Louis the flash. It's just on a thing, you know what I mean? So it's like, you gave people a year of exclusivity to it. I talked to Louie about it. We were definitely always gonna put it out on a put it out after it dies because now it's just sitting on Louie's site. Some people buy blood, but it's done. It ran its course. Now it's like, all right, you wanna watch it again.

You haven't seen it. You wanna go watch it. All you gotta do, go to punchup.live and you go to my thing, you typing your email address. And the good thing about the email address thing, that's it, you watch it. And I'm gonna stop putting a bunch of shit up there. Like stuff I can't put on Instagram

because they shadowed me or they doosh me or I'm gonna put it up on punchup.live. I can put anything I want up there, as long as it's funny. I'm gonna start putting a bunch of stuff up there. My unedited YKWDs, I'm actually doing the lady that passed out at my show. I'm going down to Florida. I have the footage. Louis gave me the footage of her dying.

Okay. And I'm putting together a little mini-dark of that night of what happened. What happened? Yeah, I'm gonna kind of put it together where like I come out and blah, blah, and then interview that couple. Nice. So we're gonna put that up there. It's Steve's, Steve's specials up there, Joe's specials up there.

My specials up there now. And the email thing is awesome because instead of everybody else getting the data on these, my fans, I have it. So when I'm coming back to wherever you are, I can send you an email and say, and I don't have to send a massive email out to everybody, I can just send it out to, you know, Providence Rhode Island,

and say I'm gonna be at the comedy convention in January, and hit you up with what I'm doing. And I can send you, I can put anything up there you want, like I can put, I can charge, not charge. Yeah. I really, I'm digging these guys. charge not charge yeah it's I really I'm digging these guys Steve Burns involved with it too but I'm digging Dan yeah I talk to Steve for a long time supposed to I think Alex or Danny yeah dude it's

it's awesome I know look I can still put it on YouTube too and I probably will yeah at some point but this I have to put it I have to go through and edit the shit out bleep all the bad words that they're gonna fuck me and they're not gonna show it to people. And they get all the data, they get all my fan stuff, they know where they're from, they know what's going on. I don't, this is awesome too, because when you sell tickets off site. What are you gonna do about your track listing,

Gaze are retarded, track number seven. It's up there. Oh, yeah. That's beautiful. Yeah, and number eight. It's beautiful. They won't even, sound exchange won't even pay you for that. Yeah.

Queers nine is up there. Queers nine? Yeah. Beautiful. But when you sell ticket, you can sell tickets off of their site. So you can send them, I'm going to start sending people there to buy my tickets, not through them. For your abortionist murder tour?

Yes, that's coming out very, very soon. And Bobby Kelly brings the white ethno state to your town. But then you I should have. I was right. Did I just get Jade? I'll tell you what, arguably you just got Jade. I J have to do the hand when you do it

I did you got Christine there's no Christine yet. No, punch it. Yes, Steve gave me a long talk. It sounds pretty awesome. But when you sell tickets off there, you can see how many tickets you sold. Yeah. As opposed to your website. Yeah. You don't know what the fuck you're doing up there. There, you can go into your site and be like, Oh, I had fucking 400 clicks already. I already saw 400 tickets on my, on from this. You get all, all the data. They give it to you. So you have it.

So you can figure out. And say like just a club having, or, or Instagram having it or anything, yeah. Yeah, some club owner has all the fucking, that fuck that. Or say, but, or even just like the Instagrams and Facebooks and stuff like that. You're not getting the data from the,

you just get like, their ear. You have to pay. So on Instagram, if you want to do a boost to like a certain, you have to give them money. Every month, every month, I do it for ads. Yeah, you got to do that for ads. You don't have to do that anymore because you'll have, say you get a, you know, 100,000 mailing list.

100,000 people mailing list. Do you think? Finally, Steve's Asian half came through and he came up with some real tech. I knew it was going to happen eventually. He's been taking that Irish humor all the way to the top. Yeah, he really has. Meanwhile, he hasn't been using his Asian enough and here we find ourselves.

Punch up dot live. Yeah. Thank you, Steve. Or Origato. Origato. Origato, Mr. Roboto. Hi. He's Steve Mr. Roboto. Hi. Steve Mr. Roboto Burn.

Um, anyways, I'm really mad. Why? I'm very mad. What do you have? Because that stupid iPhone, I'm so sick. You know I'm a gadget geek. Of course. I'm a nerd.

I'm a secret nerd. I'm a gadget geek. I like gadgets. I like the newest and tech. I have. I like to believe you like showing people your tech to so much that I really do hope it's as much as it stands out in my mind is Bobby Kelly having iPhone one. The original iPhone. I do.

You got it. You bought a subscription on it to like the newspaper. Like something with New York Times or something. Yep. And he was like, yeah, you never get a newspaper again. And I was like, no, it doesn't, because I think I had black barrier some of that point still and you were like, no, look,

and I go, how do you possibly read that? And you went, you stretched your fingers up and made the print real big and I was like, shut up. You know what, Alien, where did you find this kind of technology? I did the same thing to Keith Robinson in a hotel in Florida. When I went on my thing and I was talking to some Hawaiian chick in Hawaii, he was like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm like, she's in Hawaii.

He goes, nah! And he was talking to her. Really? And she's like, I am. I'm from Maui. And he was talking to some, some, some milfen Maui on my computer, back in like 2001 or some shit, on a 14k modem. I remember you had this guy,

being back. Ooh, ooh, ooh, dude, I'm telling you, I had the first Apple watch. The first Apple watch kind of was made in Italy called I'm Watch. It's, oh, before Apple. It was what inspired Apple to make a watch? The first Apple Watch kind of was made in Italy called I'm Watch. Oh, before Apple. It was what inspired Apple to make a watch?

Was it a company from Italy called I'm Watch? And I had it. I still have it. And what does that do? It was the same thing. Shitty version of Apple Watch. It had a, you phone on it. It not all cut, yeah, there it is.

No, I'm watch. I'm watch. I'm watch What had he spell the iron? I'm I Apostrophe M she did that that's exactly from Italy see I'm watch and she wrote those exact words Scroll down a little bit more. Can you go to I think I fucking right there right there? Into the bark. I think you do too. You did a good job. Can you go to images though? Just go to image go to image Sometimes you got a wall. I just go to image. Is that image scroll? Yeah, is that all images? Nope No, there's a good thing to go down. Scroll down. Scroll down

That's it right over to the right with the guy the Italian sexy Italian guy. That's okay right there. Yeah, is that it? Yeah, that's it. That was the first like watch Computer was I'm watch so your texts and blah blah blah text a phone Email everything and it worked like garbage. It was shit. I have no interest in doing these things on my watch. Oh, I love it. And the way it doesn't strike me or the eye watch,

when I walk into an Apple store, I'm always tempted just because you're like, the tech of it looks awesome. I'm like, what the fuck am I gonna do? Like, staring at my wrist all day, like playing candy grouch, just for fun. I take my phone at home and my watch is my phone. So when I'm out, like I get phone calls,

like if I don't really wanna deal with social media and looking at my stupid phone, and I'm going somewhere, but I do wanna phone in case Dawn calls me or there's an emergency, I just bring my Apple watch, has a phone right on it and she'll call me and I can talk to her right on my phone. And like this? Like this? Like Dic Tracy. It's Dic Tracy, or Michael Knight, if you wanna upgrade it to to him Well, can you have your car come around from it?

No, but it's not like Michael night, but you will But you will oh, I know start the car turn the air conditioner on that kind of shit dude I had the I had the Newton remember the Newton No, you remember Newton Newton was the first handheld Like Palm pilot it was the first Palm Pilot by Apple It was called a Newton and it had a stylist it was the first thing that you could write on with your handwriting and turned it into text Yeah, I remember you showing me that yep There it is right there the fucking Newton. I had it all, right there. The Newton Apple's Newton was insane.

I mean, I've had all of the brand new tech, I've had it. I've had, I've had, God, but how much money genuinely? Do you feel, and I don't wanna say wasted because you enjoy having the tech, but if you waited for it to flush out, because the price of things in the beginning is through the roof, then they tend to like regulate and go down.

So it's like almost like, I remember getting, I bought a, went to Best Buy and I was like, man, I just spent $150 on the Garvin GPS. So you can put a GPS and it was so big of me to get it. It worked so shitty. It was so bad. And then I mean, a year later, it was like, this will be on your phone for the rest of your life.

It's Newton. Look at the Newton. Are you asking your question? How much money have I spent on gas? I'm saying how much do you think you've like overspent like buying like iPhone at $3,000 when it becomes a thousand eventually. $7 million. Probably $7 million. What's happening that you don't? What do you mean? Well, this is the problem. I was talking to Lou about this. Black Lou, it's what Apple did.

What Apple did back in the day with Steve Jobs, his big thing was design and creating and making new shit. Okay? He didn't care about money. So then when they brought in other people, you know, this new guy, I cook, he's money. How do we make more money? He doesn't give a shit about design. How do you make more money? You get people buying the same shit over and over and you get them,

you know, make it so you have to buy our dongle. You have to buy our charger. The Apple Watch has a different charger. So you have to buy our dongle. You have to buy our charger. The Apple Watch has a different charger. So you have to buy that dongle because you're gonna lose that. So you made it so how do we make the most money with these fucking sheep? And they forgot, they totally blew off design.

If you look at like other phones, like Samsung? You mean that design, you mean tech. Tech blew off tech. They blew off, they designed tech. I mean, designing a new new phone is designed it's an art form when you make something like that the i phone people were in the androids have often told me to go dirt like apples behind android on what they can do right now just you want that sleek nice apple well i'll tell you what apple apple does apple makes it so it's flawless if something's on apple it works it always works like when something's on Apple, it works. It always works.

Like when you have on Android, the reason why it sucked, it's an open platform. So any dickhead can make an app. Any, they can, so it fails. It fucks up all the time. It's like a PC to a Mac. A Mac, a MacBook Pro is the shit. You're never gonna have to worry about viruses.

And then you have a PC and it chits the bed. It gets fucked up. But if you look at like they have folding phones. They have a phone that turns into, they have a phone that turns into a tablet. The fact that Apple doesn't have a phone that turns into a tablet drives me bonkers. It's not, they just keep up with glasses. Who the fuck wants Apple vision? Nobody. It's weird the fuck wants Apple Vision? Nobody. It's weird.

Nobody wants Apple Vision. And the fact that they came up with another phone, and it's the same design, it's not even a new design. We get a new camera, they change the button around, and we finally get a USB-C, which go fuck yourself. How far Apple is, and where they should be, for them to not have the biggest screen through a process of like unfolding something is crazy.

There's a screen that you can rub the side, literally rub it and it expands out and becomes a bigger screener's over. Like a bigger computer. So the fact that Apple doesn't have a thing that I can make into a small mini iPad and then shrink it back up into my phone and put it in my pocket, blows me away.

That Samsung has it. Motor roller has it. And Apple, the motherfuckers of motherfuckers, this piece of shit. And dude, I used to wait for Apple events. I'm not even kidding you, dude. I would take time off and sit in my car, a go on a bench and watch these things because I knew at the end and he would go, he would do all the stuff and then he'd go

and one more thing and I'd be like, yeah, shit like a like. And then you went a bunch of virgins around, you were like, no, he's. Yeah. And then they would announce it and it would be holy shit. Fuck yeah.

Oh my god. I do, I'm a sucker for, I'm a sucker for an iPhone. Well, literally any phone, I'm a sucker for a phone and a car commercial. Both of those things, they just do it to me. I like the violin music playing while they're like space age technology. Makes it so even a lion's claw couldn't scratch your screen. There it is right there, the vial, the fourth one. Look at this, look at that.

We have foldable screens now that roll up on itself. And look at this, man. Is that it? No, is that it? Does that go, does that shrink down? Christine? Thanks, it's found it. Yeah, that's what it showed on the preview.

But do you want that? Yes, I want it. You want it all. So you want a flip phone? It's a flip phone, really. I know, it's not a flip phone. No. It's a phone that becomes an iPad.

It's a bigger phone. Is it? Look at that, dude. Let me see that. Do that again. Oh my God. Does it go down in itself? It folds into itself as well.

Yeah, but they have one that slides out. A rolling screen. Type that in. A one that's a rolling, a rolling cell phone screen. So it rolls out. So there's no crease. Yeah. Dude, I'm so mad. Because I'm getting it. Because I'm on the stupid plan. I get the new iPhone as soon as it comes out. Because they got me locked in. Oh,

look at that. That's it right there. So many choices. Come on, dude. Why don't we, what the fuck? Really? Look at that. It swips out. So, what kind of new form factor can we expect to see this year? Nothing. Look at this.

Here we go. Obviously, as you and a bunch of these hairless Asian boys sitting at home. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, watch. Oh my god, did you see that? I'm watching it right now. Look at it becomes bigger. The idea here is to give you the option to switch between the conventional 6.7 inch screen.

Oh! And a slightly bigger 7.4 inch screen. Yes! For each giving you a different aspect. J-J-O to better suit you. That's pretty good. J-J-Kristen! Pretty cool.

You just been bobbed! Swoosh! Do do do do do! Swoosh! Christine pretty cool you just been bobbed Dude Dude Dumb and how cool is that Christine? How much how much for you doing what you do But all the stuff you have to do all the organization shit wouldn't that be great just to slide that up and get a bigger screen If you had to sign something or read a document instead of on your phone It could be pretty useful. I mean come on Jay if you're you're on a plane you want to watch a movie slide your phone out it becomes an iPad a mini iPad

You invested in this company huh? No one's arguing with you. This thing is fantastic But you feel like you're overselling it now what if I were to tell you Jacob that you could have that for three low payments Now what if I were to tell you Jacob that you could have that for three low payments? I Take their technology Isn't when something like this like Apple would come in they used to they used to Listen Apple used to be the one whom would be like we're making that first I don't know about that always I think they would just someone else would make it and they go we'll make it and we're gonna make it look first i don't know about that always i think they would just someone else would make it and they go will make it and we're gonna make it look

fleeker and cooler apple no they were behind sometimes on some shit what uh the people said it's a lot like the the four k did you say the people say yeah who's the people when i was thinking i was batting around going the android for one moment so i did a bunch of look looking into it the people's no they came out with the iphone looking into it. People's, they came out with the iPhone. Do you know the story about the iPhone? Steve Jobs is at a party. He saw Keith Robinson had a star attack until he got an iPhone. Steve Jobs had a party.

Keith had a star Trek radio comment. He liked it because it's snow because he used to like when he hung up. When he would hang up, he'd go. Because because I was a star tech was next to next town next. I'll had a walkie-talkie in it No, it's not that Keith had the snap flip that was the sharp one remember it has like a sharp Oh the razor Motor roller razor. I know all good. What's up? Jay don't trust this as far as it, not breaking. This is a track. It's basically a treadmill, but the screen is a track.

This is what I hate. This is what I hate about people. I'm going to say this, Jay, I can please take it. Here's a brush. Here's a brush. Please don't take offense to this, but this is what I hate about people with technology. It's a particularly you. Particularly not particularly you, but anytime something comes out like this, you got people who just go against it and come up with why it's gonna suck instead of going oh

There's a phone that becomes an iPad which is the shit As Jacob wait a year to see to get all the bug way to your get it use it you wait here to get all the bug. Fuck way to you. Get it. Use it. You wait the year. Push ass Jacob. It's fucking weird.

You're sitting with that year. Push ass Jacob. Dude, that thing looks amazing. Jacob. I'm just not going to Android and having everybody find out the kind of insane pornography I look at. I can't say what's the name of that? That phone.

Oppo X. Oppo X. God bless him. Alright, say a hop-o. Now here's a problem is that they make that their phone. I've Opo X. Opo X. God bless them. Let's see. A HOPPO. Now, here's a problem. Is that they make that and it probably does suck Jacob.

It probably has a bunch of crashes. It fucks up. Blubber the software sucks. But Apple, like you say, Christine Bravo, should take that technology and make an iPhone with awesome iPhone shit in it. But what iPhone does, they just keep putting out the same stupid phone and Changing the colors and giving us a fuck oh my god. We got a book in 75 nobody gives a who takes fuck You want to watch do you want to watch killbox available right now on punch up that live on some piece of shit phone

Right then go ahead and follow pussas Jacob Right then go ahead and follow Puzzah as Jacob push the all his contrary bull shit I don't even like punch up that live Puzzah as Jacob. I bet you have a I foam No, you have an iPhone regular not even a plus probably got the regular you probably think all small for your tiny pockets Puzzah as Jacob you got a iPhone mini. Don't you plus pro. Oh, you do I got a I didn't know you were swinging like that. Yeah. I don't know. The brag. Jacob. Nice hammer. I have to though. How big your hammer seven and a half? Black Lou, would you get that phone that that phone? No, I'm not really into like how about if it comes in Louis Vuitton? Oh, you know what, maybe

the scroll had you know what? Yes, what is this on by Mark echo? You would get this phone right now. No, I think it's corny man. I just need my phone to work I don't need to maybe feel bad about who I am Dude you just called me corny what the fuck I got it we were talking get you said I'm a gadget guy. We were talking off air And we were bonding on shit. Damn, you just got black loot. Bobby, this is just fun. If you could play the end of good times,

when someone gets black loot, the entire end of good times would be appreciated. It's a placeholder until a loot designs his own. Oh, you could just come in with a Sanford and a sun. This thing is a, are we ready? A phone and a treadmill at the same time, Bobby. Oh, you just got black loot. We lucky we good job.

That watermelon's really good. OK, that's good. That's good black. Loon right there. But real quick, J is correct. Apple seems to be stealing a lot of Android things later on in the game. Yeah, no one was Steve Jobs. Yeah, absolutely. The reason why they do that is because Android puts out stuff and it doesn't work that

good. It fucks up. Apple like cut and paste. The iPhone didn't have cut and paste. I think until the three, the third iPhone. And everybody was like, why don't you have cut, like, Android had it, but it worked fucked up. And it was funky. Apple Steve Jobs said he goes, we're not, we put in cut and paste when it was perfected. Apple would always be the perfect thing that always worked. That's why I loved it. And now they're kind of leaning on that, but they're not, they're doing it to make money. They're not creating anything. They're kind of leaning on that, but they're not, they're doing it to make money. They're not creating anything. They're not, they should be the one. This Apple Vision is stupid. Well, there are also, there's some technologies like that, Apple Vision, that you can like, almost skip. I like seeing them take the shot at the tech, but like,

does anybody give a fuck? I mean, I'm sure my phone does, but I try three times, maybe ever, and I even try to convince myself that I liked it texting through the sliding your finger around, but it sucks. It sucks, and you know why Apple didn't have it? It's dumb technology, because it's stupid. No, Andrew had it for years, but it's stupid. Nobody used it, Apple never had it, because it was dumb. But they do have it.

They used to go to the app, if you watch the Apple event live, people used to cheer like it was a sporting event. Like, it was the nerds, it was the nerds, it was the nerds, super ball. Yeah, with that a doubt. Yeah, and it was fun. I love that shit. I love a bunch of nerds hooting and hollering because they just invented some awesome shit and put it in a phone.

I couldn't be in the room because I wouldn't be able to take the smell of all those indie and packed lunches they brought. But damn Jacob, I thought that that was gonna break you to pieces. Smells like Indian food because they're all there with their bag launches for the Apple event for the Apple event. Thank you, Evil Jacob. If you asked me, sounds like this company just got Jade. Ehhhhh. I want one so bad. So worth the wait. So worth the wait.

I want one. Because there's a calm right before the blast you go. Maybe it was a dud. Burst, this bird's tweeting. So worth it. I want one. Because there's a calm right before the blast you go, maybe it was a dud. Buh. First, this bird's tweeting. It's crazy beautiful day until we start testing nukes. It's like the T2.

Life is just fine. And they go off at the, at the little park. Yeah, little kid in the spot. I picture whoever gets jade is just like holding onto the fence and just turning into a skeleton slowly. If you're in a three mile radius to get in Jade, you're getting radiated. Radiated. I, I, I, I just, I'm a big tech guy. I love me shit. And I, I just want them to, I love Apple. Where do you land on

the robot vacuum? I don't have one because I have a dog. Dog won't. Yeah, the dog shits in the house and these spreads the shit on the floor. Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard about that. Yeah, I don't want that, you know, I would get one, but don't want to get one. Don't you just want to, you don't need it. I'll vacuum. But I do, I would, I would have my house robots.

I would have, did you hear that they actually, do you talk to Alexa? They planted, there's a new show called, fuck, what is it called? I figured it's called, dammit. They actually, it's all about robots. And they put, at one of the opening games, they put people in the crowd. Is it a show or a movie?

You said, yeah, you said it's the thing, it's fucking creepy. They put, they put, put in the crowd people sitting there That were androids like android people I mean you could tell because all of them because they gave them like Bax of like robot. They're they're characters from the movie clear the characters from the movie But they're sitting next to people and people aren't even doing anything They look I thought they were wearing headphones at first and everybody's like oh, it's like the robot part Yeah, someone took a panel off of their face. But the guy's face is so disturbingly realistic. It's a charger's game. It's crazy. They just sat them in the, the, the, the stands.

Also, Los Angeles chargers have no fans in Los Angeles, so you better get a bunch of robots in there and stop charging $1,000 to park. Side mission. But if you ask me, Santa, Santa former San Diego current LHR's just got Jade. I Am I can't get enough Tesla I mean Tesla's good, but it's not a hunk of shit. It's not the greatest. I mean it's a great band And that news allow it. We'll see who's around in six years. I like a band Tesla I'm telling you remember this remember this date. Did you threaten me to kill me and my family because I said something bad about Tesla? Love is something that comes with companies. I don't know. I like Tesla and I like all the stuff he does.

Love is cocky. I mean, I've driven one, the fastest climate. I've ever, ever driven. I'll fall you. The new truck, I don't like. I don't like the look of it. I don't like it. Oh, yeah, back it up.

Love will find a way. It's Tesla. I heard remember like old iPods with the YouTube music. I heard all Teslas come loaded up with Teslas greatest hits. I love Teslas so much. I just got my Tassel, my graduation tassel on my rear of the mirror is my symbol. Yeah, I grab it. Oh yeah. It's the symbol. Don't symbol. Love is going on.

I love is going to find a way. Damn, dude. This is when white guys could get laid Really got a lot This is when white guys got laid As we can get the third base on a first date expected Is when you're getting into those cotton panties scootin No, scootin

those cotton panties. Scootin' doot doot doot. Oh no. Scootin' doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot. Fuck yeah. Here's Paul's, here's Paul's, here's Paul's, here's Paul's, here's everything. Oh yeah, oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. I know. You never fuck the hair metal, Jacob. I might have. Yeah. Not yeah, yeah, not in a Tesla Can't fucking a Tesla you can't do that can't Yeah, they're trying to separate us when I was young. I really thought it had to be like Like Joe to see boys to men type music playing really for a yeah bad choices I've gotten way better at fucking music.

I think as I've gotten older, Christine, would you back that up? Yeah, so I'd back that up. You were also trying to impress in like what early 2000s Philly girls? Yeah, you're not wrong. Now you playing Carly Simon. No.

No, now I try to find like, trip rock. You know what I mean? Like, trippy radio head. Always says a goodie. Fuck the radio head. Yeah, don't trippy radio head always says a good. Fuck the radio head. Yeah, don't listen to radio head really at all in life. But good fucking music. I think cars back when we were coming up were made to fucking. They made cars now.

You can't even get head. Yeah, I couldn't for sure. You can't. There's no way I said I couldn't figure out a way. I said I don't know if I said on my special or I said on stage now, I couldn't figure out a way to make that happen where my dick could be in her mouth where her head's not pushing the horn or something. It would be impossible.

Yeah, you'd have to drive like, your left foot would have to push the gas and you'd have to sit on the console. You got to put your leg over. Yeah, put your leg over like that. Yeah, you'd have to be half in her seat and half in yours. Yeah, it looks terrible. Unless you've got just like a crazy long day.

I had a 67 Chevy. The whole seat was, you know, the bucket seat, the Ben seat. Man, I mean, what the, I mean, it was so, dude, just to pull over, start making out and just, you know, lie down on the front seat my god There's just something comfy about having like they put your arm down on it and just kind of like hold just felt Yeah, I had the armrest you could whip out far puffy far puffy here. Yeah, it was like a coach It was it was a coach. Yeah, it was a hundred percent of coach You could you and your friend could bang you could double bang

Because they could be in the back seat, you be them off, drop them back home Go to far wash, put water on the seats It doesn't matter, it's all a vinyl And there's room for 4-5 people to find A well-a-well-a-well-a Did you get come on the seats? Doesn't matter at all

It just slides right off Because there's no such thing as fabric seat yet We who Leave it. I got blown one while driving you did really who was it was a bench. See fantastic Really what was the gal? Mom's friend Carol no, I mean it was one of the first girls. I was with you just a friend of these No, you mom's friend Carol. No, I mean it was one of the first girls I was with you just a friend of me's No, you know, I was introduced to her. Yeah, what would you do? I need a sound like this. You went where did you go on the date?

I don't remember but you found it just to place the park I can tell you know Jersey turn by the whole right while you're driving I think we do a heroin house. Were you in the were you in the middle or the fast of the passive land? It was exit 8 a remember that nice We got a Vinnie brands. You're so close to it. It was so happy. I was so happy Yeah, I have it was a fond memory on the turnpike. Yeah, how old were you? I don't know early 20s nice

what's your name I just want you to name a girl who blows sucks you're talking to car one time I don't want to give her name why first name make up a name I'm trying to remember now oh hold on you got your dick sucked in a car once you don't remember her name. It was horrible. I can name everyone who sucked my dick in a car. Go ahead, name all the guys. Okay. I don't want to give her names.

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