The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Mad Flow (feat. Brendan Sagalow & Ian Fidance)

Episode Date: March 3, 2022

Brendan Sagalow and Ian Fidance join The Bonfire and Brendan defends his rap song as Ian supports him.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Is Yaz a drag queen? Yaz queen. Is that what Yaz was? You don't know.

Did you did this? You don't know she did this and Situation move out don't mess around move. Oh ring me down. I think I think there was a woman who hangs out exclusively with gay dudes or A guy dressed as a woman or just a lady who loves to party. I Said a fat girl, dude I dressed as a woman or just a lady who loves to party. I said a fat girl, dude. It's about to be the life, man. Just being a chick with a bunch of gay guys. Oh my God, that just ran around.

None of them want to fuck you. And you're all, you know, you're just dancing and it's sweaty and they're just serious. I heard they hate straight women. They hate fish. Yeah, they call it fish. Why fit? Because they have a giant, yeah.

Because of their vagina. It is welcome to the bond fire. Serious XM facts talk one of the three almost at the old station. I'm Dan sort of that's big J. Ehrerson joining us. Sorry, Mr. Sisters themselves back in studio. Brennan Sagalow and Ian finance. You got my guys with Ian and Zach Amiko on gas digital. I told you do this is just a show company for gasdigitalnetwork.com. We're using it to plug other stuff.

Gas Digital Network and you can also do Sopranos PrimaVolta podcast with Sam Roberts. He's going to be headlined in the Vermont Comedy Club April 1st and 2nd. Go to Ian's website to get tickets. Yeah, Ian Finance. Ian Finance.com. Yeah. Brennan Sagalo of course got his, here's the scenario podcast with Fini Mike Cannon You see a March 26th at the E-MOS theater Emma. Yes, Emma. Yes, I'm a famous

Not spelled like that Anyways, he's gonna be there and the next comedy stop in Boston Yeah, if I can it's a dance club after the fucking show kid they kick out the kick out quick. They used to back in the day. Well, I was I mean not back in the day like 10 years ago when you'd work nicks. Yeah, the show would they would be like I would try to buy a shot. I opened for Joe Lister and I was like kind of a shot and he was on stage and I go, sorry. And I was like, what's up? He's like, we'll flip in the room. And then immediately after the show they'll like cut the'll flip in the room. And then immediately after the show, they'll like, cut the mics, they kick everybody out. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun a hard turn like two different ownerships almost. That's how it's actually. Because when you started when it became the Clyde Club,

you were looking for the same treatment. Yeah. Yeah, they didn't care about you at all. It was so quickly like over. And me and Kurt were just like, we wanted to order some food and they were like, there were still some like tables to eat, like off to the side,

but you had to deal with club like full. You would leave full blast. You would leave Nick's with the people that watch the show. Cause they're kicking everyone out. And he's like, hey, he's like, yeah, that was good. Then he's walk outside and then people in line for the dance club had to watch you have these awkward leaving the club, you know, yeah, yeah.

It was, but I love it. I've had the inverse where I've done rooms where it's a dance party They start and hook-aligned dance party they stop and then bring on the comics. I'll do you want better I've done that exact same thing for all black people I've had that happen a lot of times Everyone stop trying stop bouncing you'll dig off them fat booties for a second. And this fat white guy's got some shitty wants to tell you.

The host had a dance competition with the bouncer, did his set mostly in Spanish and goes, I gonna get out of here and bring him your first comic. Everyone booed and he goes, No, no, I'm gonna be back. I'm gonna be back into this. Everybody, give it up for, I forget his name. Give it up, he's got glasses.

Come on now. What is it? It's age, what is it? Dude, he's got glasses. Come on now. This is your mom's second husband for a safer life. Ian. And he's like, what's up guys?

How you doing? I'm here to support you. Oh, you do the current things. That was your, Metzger thing in the black club, just like to say his first name long enough to fill up the place of a last name they couldn't remember. That's correct. You got it for Kerr.

Kerr. I got a lot of Mr. Ian. Yeah, Mr. Ian. Mr. Ian, Mr. Ian. I got Mr. Brandon a lot. It's huge, Mr. Brandon. When I would do, when you do the kids, are you guys teaching black children?

Yeah. I used to. Guys, guys, put your pencils down. No more social studies coming up next. The next comic, Mr. Ian. Hey, guys, we got a fun worksheet to do. Guys, what do you guys learn in? What are you guys growing with?

I read what you got going on. Yeah, let's talk to you. Hey, take those textbooks, throw them out the window. Yeah, because we're going to learn from the streets. I want to talk to, I want to do gay news with Ian, but I also realize the limited time we have. We have. You want us to run down Andy Cohen's gay news?

This is run, let's just talk. What is gay news? So Andy Cohen does his radio show in here. Yeah, it's studio. They let us know that. Yeah, they really, I mean, they put books up and let us know it. So what we sometimes their producers will leave their show prep in the trash and we will raccoon it and pull it out and then just do their same stories. Yes, we don't believe in show prep. So we do their stories. But they do gay news.

They found out and they started crumpling them up and throwing them in the trash. So sometimes we gotta find a way to finagle our way in. And if we have a friend who's bisexual, guess what? It checks out. So we can do gay news. You guys can say the F word and you're protected. Ah, you know.

What F word? Fun? Yeah. Fatty, spent it all. Hey, you. Hey man. Hey, I have a close. All right, cool. I'm a big McNiller fan and I'm like, fun fabulous hey hey i have a close i'm a big McNooler fan alright

we can run a couple of these that really know what they have value just right now here's how they write through things gay news stories small dog guard dogs gay what i guess now they have time dog guard dogs i think what we're supposed you say how they have to try dog guard dogs? I think what we're supposed to do is say if it's gay or not. That's gay.

Sounds gay. That's gay. Sounds gay. You need to miss the gay. This may be. Small dog anything is pretty gay. Yeah. This may be the gayest news to me.

Well, we're gonna judge if it is or not. Florida House passed a don't say gay bill. I'm gonna gay thing to do. I think it's I don't I think it's more than that. I don't think it's you're not allowed to say gay. I think oh are you saying any cones not thorough now okay. Okay. Okay. Damn let me tell you something. See what happens next. Hey, Jay. When I watch what happens. hey, you know what Bravo fantastic

Oh, I said a whole wrong thing you know what I meant, though. Hey, I think you're both gay guy Doesn't really Andy Cohen's here. I love this next piece of news Oh, so the what the don't say gay bill is it would prohibit classroom discussion about sexual orientation or gender identity in the state's primary schools. So you're not allowed to talk about being gay. Real don't ask. You can't call a student by their mister, whatever, anything more, I used to get that.

I thought, no, you're just not allowed to talk about sexual preference or gender. I know, but I'm saying, if someone could say to me, Mr. Ocas, would you like to answer that question? I'll go, Mr. Ocas. But then they go, Mr. Yeah, so what deal to answer that question? I'll go, Mr. Oakerson. But then they go, Mr. So what deal with it, buddy? You're in Florida. Bob, we're all Mr. Oh, as my, as a

distinguished, they're saying, I'm calling you Mr. deal with that. Yes. Ooh, that's what it should be called. I'm calling you Mr. Deal with it. Bill. Bill. Mr. Deal with it.

Yeah, yeah, it's, they're not allowed to have questions about sexual orientation or gender. It's the, it's it's they're not allowed to have a lot of discussions about sexual orientation or gender. It's the you're not a lady. You're a dude with tits bill. Get up. Get up. It's in primary scores. What's a primary school?

I think it means like elementary school. Elementary school, high school. Yeah, I think it's a lot of teachers that are like, here's how you should address me as a non-binary person. The kids are like, I can't even do man. I don't know where my dad was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's something like me.

All this on me? Yeah. I think my cousin got ate by a gator, because we're in Florida. Yeah. All right, next one. This is a big game. I thought I would say that Bill was playing a game. I thought it was going to be like, don't say gay, like in the way we say gay.

We're talking about awesome. And that's why I'm saying it in that way. And I'm telling that Bill, I was against it. I was like, he's gay. He's just a And that's why I'm saying it in that way. And I'm telling that to Bill. I was against it. I was like, he's gay. I was like, he's gay. Because gay means that I'm taking a bet. No, I'm taking a bet.

I thought they were woke pieces of shit being like, don't say the word gay. That fuck you, dude. I'm saying it. You got to say, they're the opposite, which I think makes them gay. Yeah. Yeah. So fucking gay. Next story.

Biggie. Fade on a way, he might know of Mommy dearest fame and a Superman. I think one of them Denyze calling ex assistant a little homosexual boy Well, I'm gonna tell you right now. One I bet he was and I bet you did say it and I think that story that story's gay And the key and gay said for good Because it was funny and she should have said I did say it because I'm a sad he's gay for the way about this. This is like this is like them being mad that they call like generic you know sugar smacks like corn puffed sugar water. That's such a

fun. It's just the ingredients. You call them a little homosexual boy. That's a description of I bet with this kid. If this is a big black guy, then I'll be like, okay. A little homosexual. You can't say no, I'm not. That's also a fun thing to say. The way she said it was holding like a cigarette and a holder. Oh, for sure.

That homosexual little boy. You're a homosexual little boy. You're a little homosexual boy. Wiggling your little tissue. Bum, bum, bum, bum. You think you can't work on Christmas. Your little homosexual boy. So what, I need my pills. You'll fetch them. Browse, pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp pomp this is actually the game. This is the game. This is the gaiest of all the news. All the weeks we've been doing this. Logan Paul announced as the Miz's

tag team partner for WrestleMania. It's so gay. What? Yeah. That's gay. That's wrestling fan I want to see that. You want Logan Paul involved? I mean, why, why don't you want to see that?

I don't know, man. Because they do like this. There's like this Logan Paul's technically the toughest person in the ring It's not true at all. You don't know with all those ballerinas. He likes to watch jump around hold each other I love see you run up on Ray Mysterio. I think I won't do he'll give you a 619 You think so? He'll come all around yeah, I'm gonna fucking kill him like Loki killed Hulk. Nope Moonsaw like spider-man in the rhino. Yeah great call. You're gonna be he's gonna be fucking all over you

Yeah, and he's gonna be guiding you into walls you're gonna Wow, what a three-on-one gang up. I guess it's cool. He didn't gang up on it. No, I guess wrestling's awesome Check out AEW's revolution this Sunday the Sunday paper Ray on paper view paper His love you ball the boxer. He's what he is or the is that Jay's not up there They both get both the boxers, but they're influencers what they are yeah, it's every day bro. He's a natural wrestling. How about this? Dairy man I can't see was this dairy or the gallery man. Maybe it's a place Harry or D-Dallery man, maybe it's a place. Dallery man, anyway, he refused to unclench,

unclench his buttocks for the police. What? That is a marathon. To unclench your butt. Yeah, look up that. I mean, to be holding it, I'll do it right now. Let's see, I'll be getting it. Hold it.

You want to clench the rest of the show? You got 40 minutes. Are we doing an ass kick? We'll never do it. We'll never do it for the rest of the show. I've rest of the show Are we becoming tight little sluts by doing butt? Guys honor system. I'll tighten ass hole staring contest with you guys right now But no because I already did it. Oh you guys go. I'm doing it now. Oh Got the tightest butt

Fuck all of you dude You can't because my box too tight You know skill like it if you guys are there. I don't care anyway the next story I'm not gonna lie though when you do let go feels like a little your mouth This is that was all on trust too. You could have just been making a face. No, I was doing it and then it started I started feeling it. I did it by gave up. I did it again. I way shit my pants Why are you clenching? Oh, this is gay news for sure I did it again, I wish it my pants. Why are you clenching?

Oh, this is gay news for sure. I'm pretty serious. Mysterious bulging triangle UFO filmed over a city for two hours. Belief in UFOs is gay. No, it's not. Bullish. No, it's not.

You're gay for not believing in UFOs. I will say knowing that UFOs are, I think that UFOs are real, but believing in it is gay. Right. I think it's just talking about it. But he knows they're real. What do we, he doesn't know they're real. Wait, why is it gay to talk about the real?

Exactly. Right? Yeah. That's cool. I don't know. No, it's gay to believe they're here. What? Yeah.

When Jay, when Jay gets left, I'm just going to be like this. As they're shutting the alien door, I'ma go, I can't even, I can't even, I can't even every day. Local man, Jay, open, I own clenches butthole. I'm going to I can't even every day. Local man Jay. Okay. I'm clenches but holes. I'm gonna go I guess Jay is absorbed in Zbalop won't let me it. I think I stop him for coming up. No.

I would go Jay and the news of it would be never ending across the world. Jay I got a close McChay. I got to go to Zeppel on nine. I just I try to get you on the ship. Why aren't they like me on a Netflix documentary dude? They've already come out to be like yes, ale there is We've seen this and nobody gives a shit

No, they haven't said that they have look it up They have I also don't they've seen unidentified flying things which is a UFO Yes, but it's not ale likes for ghosts. I would like to imagine you'll bring aliens into this You don't bring Trisha's fucking proton pack into this alien abduction Arduous I'd like to imagine that they are at the door letting people in and going do you think aliens are gay? I'm gonna play you a clip In which you said we weren't real. How about that, Mr. and by the way Dan can have all the catberry eggs he wants on this ship sweet or

not. We do not have we do not believe in diabetes on this ship. I think you called our ship Faggy was it? Yeah, you know what you are gay Where we're going we don't need feet. You'll be lucky to have my succulon placed in your human anus I think you're a power bottom In the gays of gay news before we listen to uh, if I was existing might come from beyond earth the US as Yeah, it is Jay Who's gay now? July 30th, 2021. Check your fucking stuff. The US said that

here's what my research found. That's what the US know what you want to see. Has the guy has the guy who's like got you Jay the the sub headline. Here's what my message. That's it. Bram. God damn it. Curtis.

Shut the fuck up. It's a kid is new. It's a kid. Now. It's a good one. Christine, thank you for proving everyone's point for me. I'll be over here in my solo corner being a not lunatic. Goddamn it, Wapo. We have to go fuck me like that. High five, me ghost best friend. Oh, you can't even see him? What is he here?

There's a picture of a green guy in this game. I want... Yeah, there's a... I want it from Utah. I want to zero in to a specific time in history where you made fun of your friends They're your friends They're you don't anger him. He's on his cramps. He comes here in peace. I hope so as an alien I must use US traffic laws. I have to roller skate because I am filled with the funk

I think they come here and they help little boys fly across the moon and with their their bicycles That's a movie Jay. Don't be a fucking asshole. So is everything you think about aliens is also a movie dude Whatever bro a hundred percent of things you think about aliens are from you don't know me dude Yeah, that's why the only thing you know how to play on keyboard is that Closing counters bomb bomb. Danny's doing it again is that the core progression from close encounters. BOOM BOOM BOOM. Dan he's doing it again. I'm bleeding out of my nose. Oh shit dude he's doing it.

He has a dance connecting again. Dude, ah. Dan, Dan, Dan. Chris Dean's keyboard in a room. You smash it. Dan, Dan. Dan, I'm just shoving my head against your wound. Ah.

Oh. Oh. What's Soda doing? Calm. You smashed it, damn, damn, damn, I'm just shoving my head against your wadduh What's Soda doing? Calm! He's connecting again Dude, you put him near a keyboard, he's gonna fucking wig out In the ultimate game news, LA Pride parade moves back to the original Hollywood location Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo the ghosts of butts fun. Freak out. Freak out. It's been a while since you get

dip right out of that parade procession. Grab your stuff of butt plug in a store. Cumball fight. Cumball. And that's our gay news. That's gay news everybody. Uh huh. Think. Think. Now in our gay news. It's gay news everybody. Uh huh.

I think, think, think. Now in hip hop news, in hip hop news, we brought one of the, now, we, say daddy to God when Nikki Glazer put out her, and I love you, Bob, say good. Well, that's our remix. I know, but I, I look at the remixes, the real version. That is the version. It's kind of like a daddy's, that's like Jimmy Hendrix does all on watch tower Bob Dylan never

True did it. I love Jimmy did it. Yeah, that's like that's like that it was rolling remix nobody knows the original you know No more DMX. Yeah, the guys. Yes, so Nikki Glazer put out please sky don't hurt him No, I's just the lyrics. No, no, no, that's the lyrics. Have you ever heard it? I heard it. I had to turn off. Why would you turn it off and not take in the pure insanity

that takes that thing all the way to the edge? I would like now that there's new Bob's second news for Nikki to come up with a remix. Oh my God. And have that beginning. I was like, you know, normally I's new Bob Sacket news for Nikki to come up with like a remix and have that beginning was like you know not only I don't do this but I think that's out there. You have to wrap all around the original. If she asked me to wrap on it I will do it. Here it is Sack's. Yeah.

Ready with that. Ready with that. Go remix. We invented little remix. We invented the remix. Set for ourselves. You know the lyrics. Oh, yeah.

Sax, take it. It's just so known. You would have died. I wouldn't change. Yeah. I bet someone could do a remix mother fucker got hit on his head He is dead. He is nobody knows if it was a murder. I don't know what you guys are doing Should have read on his fucking shoulders Think about that? I want you to go into the studio Brando I know we need some 808s. I need you you know what I need you do. I need you don't the booth

Roll up some plants and get some people around me I'm wrapping this way because I Purposely punch myself like slam my head. I know It's so good and I I know, come stuff, it's so good. And I, I don't want to ruin this surprise. Dude, I love you, Bob. So we found out about this, and we started finding out about other comedians

doing music. And who do they call, but my arch nemesis, Michael T. Feeney? Well, Feeney, here's what we call Feeney. That's Salibri's make. Feeney liked Nicky's post about the song. And so everyone liked the post we called on the radio. This was a buck pass. This is called an old fashioned buck pass right here

is what happened. No way. You called people. You didn't really like that and you should admit it. Feah-hand never cop to it. Feah-hand never called this back. But Feah-ni picked up. Feah-nike, and he was like, you know,

he gave us a thing that he told me when we were making fun of him, he was like, I just think it's funny to like like it because it's it's chaos Ironic like yes, but immediately he threw Sagalo down Femix right in front of the bus and was like I know Lo wraps Sagalo wraps. You should hear Sagalo right like he was trying to do that new that you guys were off the high of Fucking with Nikki that you couldn't you needed something to sustain it. We need a land.

And by the way, we as Brandon Brennan goes, yeah, you can talk about, but I want to be there to defend it. And then he gave us a cooling period. I mean, I came on in any time. Took us to deep waters, dude. No, smart move though. So Fini deflected to saggle. Yeah, I mean, effortlessly just like he me effortlessly. Just like, he called me.

He knew what I was saying. Exactly what he did. And he called me. He's like Walter White. He gets himself in these little things where he has to call people and like lie and become a different person. Because he calls me, he's like, hey, man, what's going on, dude?

And I was like, I am just going to spots. And he's like, so, you know, I called into the bonfire. And like, I just said like, yeah, and you know, saggle or wraps. And they were like, what, what, what? And What I was like why would you even tell those people that? Are you kidding? Phoenias, and I'm tell you right now who Phoenias Monty's the guy in the zombie movie that shoots his friend so the zombies eat them. Yeah, yeah

Yeah, cuz I'm gonna get someone in his suit They're like getting close to him. He's like I'm sorry He's gonna sue. They're like getting close to him. He's like, I'm sorry, Brad. I'm sorry, I'm saying. He's like, ah, I don't know. I thought he was more dicky about it. He was like, he goes,

Me or you? He's like, we're not fast enough to get out of here. Mike, Mike just goes, no, it's only one of his sets to be fast enough. Oh god. He goes, I don't have to be fast in his zombies. I was gonna be faster than you. I'm exactly, I'm exactly like

getting to eat my zombies or rapping. He goes, yeah, he goes, he goes make that run, piggy. Yeah. Yeah. That'll do it. That'll do it. Oh god. This zombie is eating my mother fucking face all.

Now when did you record this rap? This one? I don't know. Oh, and then you willingly sent it to them. Yeah. They didn't have to find it. Just by what you did right there, I had a feeling it's like, I think it's Fred Ders version of your rap. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah didn't have to find just by what you did right there. I had a feeling it's like I think it's Fred Durst version with the whole day. Have you heard the new Limp biscuit?

No. It is good. It's good. It is good. The name of the album is still sucks. So there is a joke. I'm out of Limp biscuit. I'm out of Limp biscuit.

It rules. I got that greatest hits and I just played that in high school picturing just air killing everybody. Oh, Jesus. Well, I'm glad you turned that in the rap. Yeah. I can do it in a different way. Just by doing wrap. Yeah, I can do it a different way I do it. Yeah, you really don't know like eight mile could have been a different movie if instead of lyrics

It was just enemy's name. Oh, yeah If you grew up and his parents loved him it might be quite different He's a fucking hey everybody. I fucking all time. I got great parents. We live in this fucking shitty trailer park I'm gonna kill everybody. I don't want to hurt everybody Yeah, yeah, this is new limps here called out of style off the album still sucks here Listen to 40 minutes not stop new rock on bonfire radio Dude That was awesome hit that post yes and by the way for for the world sick keep that face like you knew I

Know but I'd like that you went and you hit the post and you didn't even do give yourself like a huh? You just went you went damn the minute dance alone alone he's gonna go I can still go Katie's like, mom Katie's like, Dan, how was work and I shut the bathroom door? No, it You go it was fine, huh Yes, you ripped the sink off Hold on I'll be right there. He's laying on his stomach, but this fee kept up,

writing in the journal. It was a good day. Yeah, good mood. We brought up the new libiscat song, and I fucking murdered the post. Two squirts of perfume. Close. He dies his eyes with heart.

Hey, future me. I hope you're having as good as days I am. I love it. I picked you with a spiral notebook and just a thing of different colored pens. Biting a pen. They're all done. It goes, you do me. I hope you're having as good as days I am. I love picture you with a spiral notebook and just a thing of different colored pens. Fighting a pen. They're all done. It goes, you do something, some highlights and the pink. The legs kicked up crossing. Katie's like, did her's here. I'm like, okay. Down in a minute.

That's how I watched TV and how I pod-cade. There's so many legion of skanks I've done on the road. If I'm in a hotel and I lay on my belly on the bed and my feet are kicked up. So if I move and my head is aside at all, you can see my tutsis cross again. I mean, and it's Louis being like, here's a video of a stripper being burned to death. You're just kidding.

You're kicking your feet and you're like, oh wow. What a chart slug. Your neck doesn't hurt. Your neck doesn't hurt when you lay on your stomach like that and you podcasts like that. Uh, let me, I'm gonna step in here. Let me say that Joe Kerson has the greatest pose of all time. No, my head really hurts when I do that.

I can't lay on my stomach. I had to do, you know. Dude, I've had a weird day. If I have to, like, look up, like, I was like, I don't know if some reason in our bathroom like, there gets like, discoloration, the ceiling. Hmm. So I was like, up on like a foot layer doing that and just having my head like the pain.

I felt like my neck and such old man shit. Yeah. But it's like someone just gave me a spock thing. I was like, ah. Oh. I had to go get adjustments still for my back. And afterwards I was like, I need a massage.

So I went to this place, I got a massage. And the guy was like super like kind of twinkie Asian and was very like Any kind of got down to my ass and like reach for my balls, and I said no, no, thank you And he goes you don't want to know And I go no, and he goes so you've never been here before and he dropped the accent I go no, and he goes you know, this is a men's spot right and I go Yeah, I just found on Google and he goes okay, I continue massage Him pinching his nose and going you don't know what you are

No, I meant spy goes So you want this all above board I'm actually not really good at that part Okay, me's too Yeah, let me please you in the ways of the Orient Hey, Cheat, I didn't give you the heads up of the way in my guy. I drove in here to fucking whack off dudes I'm not here to rub out a fucking baseball injury from high school Okay, you want that you go to fucking green palace down the street. They're legit. I stopped chiro high school. Okay? You want that, you go to fucking green palace

down the street, they're legit. I stopped chiropractor. Why? Just, you put your soul. No, he just wasn't doing what I want. I'm not seeing his back, he might be great at it, but like. I think this is a diss track. I don't know what I wanted.

I think it was gonna be. Yeah. I'm gonna keep you sick a little, so you gotta keep coming back. I don't like it. You have a way of dealing with dealers. My thing, I think we're doing neck, which I hate to say, I can do on my own, I'm doing the same thing

he's doing, so for sure. Wow. But for my neck, it's fun. That's like, my thing is my back I need done, and like, he just doesn't really. He just like does, I don't know. But I also want to do all the crazy, I watch those ones, when they do your arm,

and like, Where they have the thing on your neck and they pull in your hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, when they put the towel around the thing on your neck and they pull. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, when they put the towel around the back of your neck and they pull or the thing where they, they should. They should. They should.

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you're on hurt, no, no more. Yeah, all right. If you tell me you can get a chiropractic license from like the same way you got a big bar tending license, I'd be okay with that if you tell me to just crack my back and like the videos on tiktok and stuff in the in these instagram accounts of guys cracking people they're juiced they gotta be juiced with noise dude yeah they're definitely just with noise because they have the mic there but they're like mostly hot

shit yeah yeah oh fuck i'm coming yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I got cracked. How did you crack my neck? Am I pussy just produced? My guy would also make his motion more violent to make up for the lack of cracking he was causing. So he would do that thing when we put you on your side and that's supposed to get a hip shorter than he's supposed to do that.

And I've seen the videos where you like you hear that crack And that's one of the ones with the all go like oh shit, and he just goes and then we just kind of he like rocks you on He's like and there it is and you're like yeah, I know you just like did emotion But I don't think anything like nothing happened. Yeah, yeah, it's like what did you just Roll into me. It's like got you and there it is like he just does some harsh, but it's not I want that one Where you go like this and you're you have the guys hands in your hands like that. Yes holds you up You just want to hold on I want to hold the man's hand. I want a chiropractor to To grab me like get me by my head and then hold me closer

I'm proud of the sun And then I'm gonna decal you just decompress you go He goes hey winner lose I know you tried out there Your feet are all of a sudden like this. Oh my god dude. I can feel my hands. I want to do I'm batting around I keep forgetting just to order it by thing. I want to get an inversion table Yes, I won't one of those so bad. I sold that helps At one point when I walk over can I bring you back up and go Jason and you can go Answer simple. I mean when I do it

I want to have big old headphones with like the radio antennas on it up side down I want to really do like 80s movements with it. I want to have a little like pink Dumbbells almost and just like doing weird things while I'm upside down. I was gonna say, I'm being upside down makes me puke. Yeah, I'd go full lab coat and pull you over like a Frankenstein reveal. You're just hanging like a bat. Dude, let's get let's get you an inversion table. I just remember that fucking Joe my mom's boyfriend had one. Oh, really? I should have gone for his back. Why didn't I never attack his back? Idiot. I know. Now my biggest fear that was also doing this in Christine's that home and then I'm in it. I can't. I can't do whatever the thing is to get yourself back up.

I am immediately falling legs overhead. I'm rolling onto the kitchen. Yeah, I picked to the worst. You with a tomato red face going Christine. And his damage is gone. Oh, I hope you I assist. Not here. She goes. Do. Steve and she's done. Oh, I hope she likes it. Assistant Chair, she goes, do the 50 sand video for me. Do the 50 sand video for me. Do the 50 sand video for me. Do the 50 sand video for me.

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Do the 50 sand video for me. Do the 50 sand video for me. Do the 50 sand video for me. Do the 50 sand video for me. Do the 50 sand video for me. Do the 50 sand video for me. Do the 50 sand video for me. Okay Be hilarious if her first incident was to help you and then she stopped herself That's what she would do she never come to you. What he do this for me Well, let you die good questions. What would you do right now? This was me on this table He probably takes some pictures and laugh we have about 16 minutes of course we do so that's how we operate spring up we're gonna bring up Sagalos wrap to listen to it.

So I sent this. She sent it in. So honestly, what do you think? Have you done you listen to it before? No, I haven't heard. Oh no, unheard. Okay, go. Well let me ask you, what's your approach?

Like, I do. I'm nice with it, or you just like this is kind of fun and funny. It's fun, I'm trying to be, I'm not trying to be like, yeah, I don't fucking kill you and stuff. I'm just trying to have fun with it and like, you know, get something out, you know what I mean? Like I'm not even trying to take this anyway. I've heard it and I liked it.

I've heard that more than once. On it, but it's like it's something that I feel like I'm not going to be handing out to people, you know what I mean? But I can do it myself and discuss. Well, we'll bring this on a CDR. When you got the skill, you got to give it to the world. I can do it myself and discuss well well bring this on a CDR and you got the skill you kind of give it to the world you gotta show people it's good you would do it you know it's my good time that look to the sky don't

kill the people yeah it's just the lyrics to song for Bob I remember when I saw you with anyapolis we had laughs with audience and laughs for ourselves Actually doing this to lonely souls now two old friends. Oh, I call Mickey. I'm like, yeah, man me too You know those guys really ripped me apart We like meet uppers You want to do so I'm just gonna send you some tracks? And if you just want to like vibe with it the studio Are you cool with Andrew Colin watching?

Yeah, he has to produce everything I do. He's good. You guys are mine. He lives with me and he watches. And then you just see him every day on shade. Shades for the next door. Going off for a sweat. All my reps are about how I hate you guys.

You're all fine. I love to see you next to sway. A lot of friends swaying the morning. It was, what's your rap name? Sag Daddy DeGuard. I hate it. I don't know you were. Well, it's Sag Daddy, but the full name is Sag Daddy DeGuard.

What am I going to be like? Can you be, am I going to be a friend in? Can you be young Sag? Yeah. Sag Lo. Sag Balls. Sag Lo. Sag Lo.

Sag Lo. SAGGZ-DASH-LO. I thought of play.S.A.G.B. S-A-G-G-G-Z-Dash. I thought of like, yes. Morebidly a beast. What about ASAP? ASAP SACGI. Well, here's the thing. But then you got to get in with them. I don't have like a name.

When I'm rapping, I say every name that come. You're an entity. I'm the ad out of the sky. you're out of the way of the energy That's going through a ship ex-focaloid shirt. Yeah, I'm just I'm doing sorry. I'm doing a name generator over I've done I've gotten like dizzy funk which was what's fun. I don't be Cool. I'll tell you right. I'll take dizzy funk and I'll go home and make a character on WWE 2k right now with that We've done our our would-k names on the show our winner. Are we done our Wu Tang names? Let's do it. Bring it up. Generate this wrap. Yeah, this is rap. Yeah, bring up the

Wu Tang name generator after you fucking now. I will say this. I hate. MC know it's right. Of course, so we will look at each other. Yeah, it's like you're reviewing my painting. I'm gonna make straight on. I can't take a week of hold time. Yeah, that one. He goes hand on the hip and really looking like I'm confused. But before it. I'm gonna make straight on my eye contact with you the whole time. Yeah, that would be good. He goes hand on the hip and really looking like I'm confused by it. Before it starts I'm already confused by it. I'm gonna do conservative principle arm crossing. Yeah, just looking like you're kind of disgusted.

I'm gonna hold you like a little eyebrow. Yeah. No, you know what? Just stopping it everyone. Sagalot, what? No, that's pretty fair. Instead what we're gonna have you do is staring contest with Black Lou as he listens to your rap. I'm okay with that.

I'm okay with that, because I did, I wrapped, I wrapped on a fair one, Tommy's old podcast. Yeah. And they were two black guys there, so, and they said it was good. Well, let's hear it. No, no, no, no. So, I was in Compound Media,

there were two guys in Blackface. Oh, yes. Oh, that is different. That is different. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That is different. And the business we call it Gavin and Coomiya. Yeah, Blackface. You got yes. Oh That is different. Yeah, that is different. And the business we call Gavin and it was Gavin and Kumia You got scarecrowed

I hate this I hate this already. Oh, I haven't heard this one move out. Don't mess around Down I'm not good at it. Oh shit one of four five Morning, Dan Hayden here comes The date that you go on this year with me you feel great. I'll be kissing me craps every day and you'll live and feel safe when I'm there We just gotta make sure it's cool my girl because I love her to death She's going away, but I swear on a Bible that will be delightful if you want to be in a flubble my dear I got the gas in me happily rapping you out of energy All ask if a battery's doing what I want to win on my mind marijuana takes a love you to my mama cuz this is another strategy

Tell me for the battery. I can give a fuck less budget clubhouse He says and she says squeeze on my penis hot sauce in the condom so the bitch can't keep it. I got the bus like a B in the Honey's all over my we ner in a my fault Be part of your research sagging out I get brought out that bra's all my bras all that cause I hope Nikki my nausea to wind up my boss and she gives me a call and we fall in love at the theater You know Nikki I was just thinking you need a white guy in your group I can learn you some words like anxiety and you could show me just how to season my food I'm out of the loop. Is that racist or cute? I don't know what to do. I'm fucking the moot up You done ruined them moved on so gone. I forgot what I was doing

What Stagdadi is back spiners all backwards So they don't matter splatter words like a whole log. Oh, I never met hoes But I know that it folds up rolled up like a yoga mat put gas like a yoga class, and now facts like I'm office max I'm a shepherd, like my name is Dax, you want the creep with me Kaven, when you see me on TV, I'm craving like I'm bloodthirsty, you shake it, it's almost up to pussy I got the full expectancy to know that you won't mess with me, try this recipe, I learned it while I was in Tuscany I say, it was quite a good good show hanging at a balcony's alley.

Like it found me down hanging out with death row. I got the pet troll and I'm trying to sell it and bezzling funds because I got no credit. It's no fun that the max you're debit. You know what you look like offer, get it? I'm gone. Okay. All right, motherfucker.

Number one. You and Summer Raid need to team up together. Who's Summer Raid? You'll fucking Goddamn you. Goddamn you for you saying that. I dare you say that, some rain? You'll fuck it. It's goddamn you. Goddamn you for you saying that. Goddamn you say that. But it's not bad. It's okay.

It's like cringey, but it's like, No, it makes, dead honest. Makes me want to listen to Little Dickey. I'll get, I'll get, it makes me, I'll probably eat shit for this from somebody. I'm sure, but I thought it was, it's not my genre of music anymore, but it's, that was great.

I thought it was great. You did, you're not, it's not terrible. It was like, if you were to do that out of nowhere, it would be the same way I felt someone picking up a guitar or playing a piano out of nowhere. If they can do it, if you're comparable, you're like You're like It's tongue and cheek and it's not like that's not that's not I love you Bob Sagitt. No

Fucking around to be a part was him lip-syncing his own lyrics. I didn't even want to look at him That was the K-pop I'm gonna break and I will tell you that I will tell you this I hate watching you so I went look how confident I am about this didn't even Brying inside honestly yeah glad I didn't see yeah, so this is summer was pepper spray I'm not a feigning I didn't grab you and say look at this Yeah, you did a hundred of the He just, he said it after the fact. I will say it's good. You've sent me stuff before and me and my gal listened to it in the car multiple times. Now, I like it.

This is so rain. On the bum out factor of it, I want to say I like it. I don't have, there's no holes in it that I can really find. No, it's a fun thing. Some lines just don't make sense. I'm not really good at punch lines yet, but it's like kind of you can do the breath your breath control It's so much breath control. I didn't even realize that you have to write With your breath your breath control

But honestly is just a fan of music. I want to see you in some rain. Now this is her song Our personal Little dicky M&M and You can help her out a little bit. It's like little dicky M&M and the other one that she's burger boys. She's fat boys. Yeah and a raccoon. But this is some rain blue eyes. This is the greatest raps on that we've heard in the last five years.

This is what everybody thinks. No, this is what we want you to join forces with. No, this is what I thought you were going to be. Oh god. Oh yeah, dude dude and if you know it sing along yes see everybody is you but my eyes are still blue you're gonna you have thoughts yeah yeah yeah we want you when you can't be happy. You know what I want? Pause this real quick.

I want you to listen to this. Then I want a response track from the man that she's rapping to. Play it. I don't think a response track. I will say this, come on. I think we should remix it with Sagalov. I'll do that.

I'll do that, and I'll send you guys something. Yeah, we should remix it in the middle because it'll have to be after, we're gonna have to double up one of the choruses that we just did. That will have to be, one of them has to be copied and put at the end of his rap. Because we gotta go, we gotta go first verse.

We gotta go first verse. Wrapped to blue. And second verse, that wrenz. I'm not good at, oruses or anything. Don't worry, she could use her. Oh my God, she already has that. And so many ways you could use her. This is what you do, right?

You take that. If you're gonna remix this and make this a good beat, you take the, that what she did, make it high like Kanye. So it's like, I was just saying, just to blue. The big 808 song. Oh, you're jumping way in Listen to the rest of it This is like that guy walking in the front door of a house going I think we could turn this thing to something nice

Yeah, somebody goes to the floors off Yeah, you're the doughs this thing, but you want to tell me a lyricist. I don't know Honestly, we could just give it to you and you could come back with something But let's play the song let's just play the song and hear the song and then maybe you have an idea of what you can do Christine don't worry the five the video is five and a half minutes songs only two and a half. Yeah Self you'll see Trees You threatened me with reasons. I can't be around you.

You are toxic and I must be in. I know that I love you and I thought it was for a reason. You bet believe in. Because I'm believing you no more You but little me degraded me and called me names like war I don't need you anymore I got everything I need and you just got more But things that you'll never have in your life Fight for fans, merge devices

I'm gonna die if you're gonna die I'm gonna die if you're gonna die Baby, I've got no head no more as mine I can see myself with anyone else All I see is you But my eyes are still blue Get them some bitch I got Hits

God houses all around this world what else world Lawyers everywhere around yeah 2022 It's a planned American That's a no for me, don't. You gotta like do that thing where you stop it and be like, fuck flex in the muscle. I mean right now, guess what?

I know everything about Hoss Bill's nursing heart. Yeah, it's grace. And everything that you want to know, I'll name it. And put it on. It really knows about that karma is my name. Put it on a chain. Grangad good. It's really good. It's really good. It's really good. Put it on. It's really good.

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Put it on. Put it on. Put it on. Put it on. Put it on. Put it on. Put it on. Fuck with my whole family Come on off the minute just goes, but by the way You have all this time to work look at all this space on this video. You have the Yeah, you know It's a little way When I'm gonna Weasen summer rain cash money million a In the building

Get a weasel, but my eyes are still look you got this whole beat uninterrupted Bucking with just black. You can I'm telling you you can come back. I come back with a remix I'll do it if you come back with a remix to some Ray blouse I'll tell you right now marine. We're gonna book you by crackle polluzas. Here's my camera. Where's my camera? Go cameras. This is audience. Samaraine Some are some are rain. Yeah, Samaraine. I'll do it for you. Collab.

Collab. Bonfire, Collab. How do you feel about working with talking about? Now, I hope you don't mind Wally Wu probably making you do something weird. I would kind of keep your eyes on. Keep your eyes peeled on Wally Wu. Yeah, he seems to produce everything he does. He's pretty hyper involved for her.

Is that you guys? No, no, no, no. I'll on Wally Wu. Yeah, he seems to produce everything. She's pretty hyper involved. Is that you guys? No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm all respect to Wally Wu. No, she has videos. She's blue. What's that? She has mad songs. Oh, Ian asked if she had more songs. Those are recommend Birken bag. Birken bag dude hit her with the video. Did she have videos? Yeah, you know, I will say this Wally Wu Wally Wu usually involves real curse W he will to have something in you that you need to do And that's what serial killer say Sorry, you're feeling that I've been reading this book about a pro-filer. Yeah, dude. I was gonna tell you what yeah, yeah She says a message saying that she's uh that she's has she's mentally Disabled because she is bipolar and a genius bipolar a genius

Psychopath Oh Oh my god, I'm telling you to think about the thing about her is I would It gives some rain the biz, but she might be I think she might be retarded. Yeah So you're gonna collab on this I would collab with her. I think the guy I think the guy who gave her the pussy tattoo should be up on some charge Possibly. Yeah, it's not an age well. Is that not that I'm an ancient I'm so a guy like she's just like okay Is this where people get tattoos? Totally oh my god, she got flat butt. She looks like when I try to fake

Work, where did they film this when you see my white butt chucky tails at a saw place? I'm guessing a rental Yeah, it looks like a place so you could like a house they have for video rental yeah We actually did we did anal debutants 47 in the living room this looks like a lot of money it looks like they sent money into don't follow the paper trail but they saw money in there is this a fucking it all everything funnels back to Wally Wu's my guess I'm just saying don't park up that tree it's a light investigator okay you want to end up all you want to end up up the balcony about the balcony, like fucking vanilla ice? Just swallow it.

It's dangerous. Wally, woo. Well, you know what I don't know. If you guys have song, it becomes a hit. Dude, when I was in rehab, there was a clinical assistant named Woo. That's cool. And that was like his name. And they told you when you left, like how I got his name,

he used to drive an ambulance and fill out Alphia, but he was addicted to crack. And they found his ambulance on the side of the road, the door is open, and someone goes, Mark, what the hell are you doing? And he's smoking crack, getting his dick stuffed by a hooker, and he looks over and goes, Woo!

That's hilarious, I thought the reason was gonna be because he was making his own siren. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Turn that, turn that into Rick Flaren. Ian Finance, Brandon Sagalow, thank you very much. BigJComedy.com, Dan Soder.com. D'Koma, we'll see you guys, Denver. See you soon. We love you guys. See you on Monday.

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