The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Magic with Luis & James Gomez

Episode Date: June 4, 2026

The mentalist Oz Pearlman was scheduled to perform on the Bonfire. He was actually in the lobby of SiriusXm when he disappeared. Luis J Gomez and his son James were on hand because they love magic. The guys speculate on what happened to Pearlman, talk magic, and watch celebrity boxing matches. | Luis tries to convince Jay to fight at Skankfest in a pinata match. | He has a plan to pay for his producer to get breast implants and offers them to Christine as well. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Jesus Christ. I didn't realize this was the opening song of the show. This is zero energy. It's my fault, Lou, you're right. It's Jim's fault. Big Jim jammed us up outside. Singing our praises.

Basically telling us we run this bitch. I just took a bite of my protein bar. I didn't know we were starting. Yeah, the song didn't feel like we were starting. No, it lulled me into a sense of serenity. Let's fucking punch something. Okay. We're looking for magic songs.

Right. That's what I'm saying. I mean, magic man, I know you're thinking it's like low-hanging fruit on that one, but I mean, at least it's got a little fucking oof to it. I would have even accepted Olivia Newton-John's Have to Believe We Are Magic. I like that. I'd rather hear, Olivia. Yeah?

Oh, yeah. All right, pop on a little Have to Believe We Are Magic. Oh, I like that. I like Zandadu, too. Yeah? Really? Yeah. Before physical?

Well, I didn't know that was the question. I do like physical. Physical's, yeah. It's just Xanadus. I named that down the list. Then I start going into fucking Greece songs before I get to Xanadu. Really?

Yeah, but this right here. Come take my hand. You are hungry. I've always been in your eyes. Do you think they did it? You know I will be kind. I'll be guiding. Ha, ha, ha.

There's no other. I want him to come in now so I can fucking lick his body to this. There's no make no mistake. She's from Oz. She's an Aussie. Yeah. That was good, but you just did. Thanks.

I like your vampire collar flip today, by the way. I put the jacket on. and I didn't put it back down. I felt it. Yeah. I like it. You should have. Yeah.

I like that. Thanks. You're prepared for the rain and looking badass. You could have double Desert Eagles under that. Oh, hang on, Bobby. If you just give me a second. I get my falsetto real quick. Lou, if you could please turn that up.

Uh-uh. Bring all your dreams alive for you. So many hours in the car alone. Oh. Black Lou, thank you for filming that. That was a great moment. You're right. We got to start picking good moments for our stories.

I watch our stories sometimes. It's just like me and you talking, sort of, in the middle of something. What is this? Why are we putting this up? No reason to overpost, I say. Turn it up again, Lou. Lou, get that camera out. These are the moments.

You know, this is in the... Arroy! I'm God and you. That's a video. I wish I could say the F word right now. Why? Fantastic. Fabulous?

You can. Yes. Catch me when you fall. What does my friend Jamie think about this? All right. Thank you, Jamie. Have to believe we are magic. Nothing can stand.

in our way. I hope D.L. gets this clip. Me too. Me too. Make sure you get my fingernails. I told you. I told you this pink nail polish motherfucker. Lou, get my fat,

Lou, get my fat belly and nail polish in it. Oh, God. Destiny will arrive. Why does your torso look so long? So I wear my pants low. Here we go. Oh, look at this kid. Oh.

Look at this. Baby James. Baby James is in the house. Got a bad news. Somebody stole his SIM card at Verizon just now, so he's dealing with an emergency. Who do you think? Ouse. Who do you think?

Is that true? I don't know. He walked out with Lewis and I thought they got lost and Paco went to find him. Yeah, so that's why he's in a bit of an emergency right now and he's using Lewis's phone. This is all part of it. He's all part of it. No, he looked actually. He's stressed.

Jay. He's on Lewis's phone. He's going through some texts Oh hang on up with an emergency right now and now they're working it all out Yeah James is in on it James you're in on it huh get over here James get on that mic What do they say James? Maybe James is here it's really true that the you know Someone like made his phone go dead so now he's trying to figure it out I can't believe what he's saying

This kid's a musical theater he's got the chops he's got the acting chops That is true I can't believe his voice his voice is so deep He's still baby James I know, but he's, look at it, look how tall he is. He's tall than everybody here, except for you. I know. I really wish I didn't put off molesting him so long, because now I can't. Now, now it's not fine.

Now I can't. Now he knows Jiu-Jitsu. But he might put you in a triangle, which. Which win-win, I guess, right? Yeah, you get away with him less station. I bet what we were just wrestling. We were talking about it. He was beating me with a triangle for 30 minutes.

His father, what are you guys talking about my son like that? I didn't tap out. I just fell asleep in his cross. I never tapped out, man. How you doing, buddy? I'm good, actually. Are you excited about this day? Today?

Yeah. Yeah, I love being here. This is great. No, not, I mean, thank you for us. I was talking about. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. Never mind.

Your dad's here. Never mind. Never mind. We were Howard Stern. We were trying to get him to get naked and do stuff. I'm like, you want to be in Playboy. Well, then, let's see the goods, kiddo. And then.

Dude, how hilarious, buddy. That just reminded me. That's the funniest Lewis. What, that Lewis tips things over? Yeah, yeah. But I said the very Lewis stories. We were in Austin this weekend together. We were in Austin this weekend.

No, this is great. Doing gay stuff? James, close your ears. No, James, you're here. This is your dad. This is your dad, the clunk. We were taking pictures. He thinks I'm a superhero.

What are you doing? Troy Conrad. Oh, I don't. Wow. That hurt. Troy Conrad. Troy Conrad was taking pictures of us in the hallway. And then he goes, hey, I got this new.

You tell me, I got this new thing that's like a red light that's like shoots like a laser thing behind you to make it all look like deep red behind when smoke coming out. He goes so cool. And then Lewis walked up and he goes, Lewis, I'm going to get one. You like this. He goes stand in front of that and he goes broke the leg of the light immediately.

Photographers are idiots. I'll say that. In fact, I will say, James, this is for the future. All photographers, basically a rapist, in my opinion. My mom was a photographer. Well, how do you think you were born? Yeah. Your mother takes what she wants. She doesn't accept no for an answer.

Lewis had to get past that. Maybe James is born out of rape? Yeah, he's a reverse rape baby. Like the SVU kid? I love it, James. James at the age where he gets all these jokes now? Oh, yeah, he loves it. He told me yesterday that he's in hell class.

He's like, Dad, I know how pregnancy works. And I'm ready for it. I think I'm ready to carry a child. I'm a real Puerto Rican, dad. I was in health class And they told me that ethnically I'm way behind becoming a parent

Yeah Is it crazy to think that like How old were you when James born? Oh you were there and older actually Yeah 30 He was 30 You were a little bit older yeah I was younger

Did you let this guy use your phone? I did let him use my phone He's dealing with some emergency I don't know I was going to like He was like your phone number is blah blah blah Well I didn't think he's a vampire in my mind So all magic comes from the count Yes, you have been lured into a false sense of security,

but I have taken off your watch. Right now he... Is this your card? He's got your phone. That's how he's getting on the iPhone. No, no, I got my phone back from him. I don't want to tell his business, but he's... No, Paco came in and told us immediately.

O's is shook right now. I've never seen somebody more shook. He said somebody, I guess somebody did a sim swap with him. So he's like, you know when you feel like leave your phone open at home with your girlfriend? he has that look right now. Like he's about, his life's about to fall apart. His eyes were like... Because someone else has a SIM card?

Who does that? This is all part of the thing, dude. I do think, we all think, by the way, this is something you always tells people to say, so you were out there with him a little bit longer so we can get you in on the bit. Maybe. Yeah, you're in on it.

Maybe he did use my phone. And you are a magician. That is true. Maybe he finds a reason to use your phone. Oh my God. Wait a minute. Spitting out of card. This is my card.

This is my card. Louis was raped by Oz. Ouse. Ouse. I know. I was saying ooze because you're supposed to say O's. O's O's. O's a.

O's. Well, everybody wants to say Oz. Everybody wants to say Oz. And that's not our father's. I thought we were hanging up with Dr. Oz today. Yeah. That's why I came in. You're having to reinforce everything James

in health class. Dr. O's, tell him about the birds and the bees. Um, what did you, didn't Dr. Oz go with the, Did he go super right wing? Was that what his thing was? He went to jump in. Yeah. He tried to win and he didn't, he couldn't beat the guy.

Who fucking cares? He lost. That is so fucking crazy that he's going through a thing, right? We suppose, this is probably, I think it's our third re-booking. I don't think it's a thing. I think it's part of it. You think it's all part of it. I'm telling you the look on his face.

He's like white in the face. Yeah. He looks completely shit. When was that time you exchanged this? Someone said, hey, I want to exchange Sims. When was it? When does it? No, no, no, no.

He said, in exchange to him. Somebody went to the Verizon store and said they were him. Then his phone shut down. He got a notification. And now he's like, somebody sim swapped with me. Which I don't know what that means. I bet it's Lewis. I don't know, but I tell you what, that's fucking crazy.

That's what he's going through right now. I mean, we have to let him go. There's no way I would come in here if that happened. He's not going to be able to perform his fucking mentalism tricks when he's got shit on his mind like that. Well, shouldn't he know who's like to do sim? He goes, uh. You're right. So your social security number, oh, my dick picks, dude.

It's a hijacking form of account takeover fraud. Scammers trick your mobile carrier to transferring your phone number and new SIM card. When they do that, can they get access to all your contact, pictures, things like that? Everything. That's what I'm saying. He's like, is this your card? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

That one gay video I made with that one guy. Look, your phone suddenly, there is. Oh, that's Paco. What happened? He left. He left. Yeah. He's gone.

He got sim swapped. He said this is an emergency. He's very sorry. He would like to reschedule. Did he at least throw down like a smoke bomb and wasn't there when the smoke was gone? No. But you get to see him in the bush? I came in for James to hang out with you guys.

This is ridiculous. I've disappointed James. I'm a mentalist. Also, O's literally started some tricks with us. He's like telling James to pick his favorite card. He told me. He set up an entire trick before this and he told me that during this podcast he was going to have me do something and how can't even do it.

James, it's a radio show. What did he say? That's a podcast, too. It's a radio show. James, there's satellites in the air, billion-dollar satellites for no reason at all. It seems like it could just be a podcast, but this is a radio show.

I'll tell you the difference. James, it's very easy. You should know this. Here's a difference. Podcasts have better equipment. There's a less people involved. Less chefs in the kitchen. James, see all these cameras in a podcast studio?

They work. They'd be on. and there'd be people controlling them. But now they're outdated because they bought them and fired the video. There'd be one producer. It would be way more streamlined and it would be way more popular. See that TV? It wouldn't have the logo of the show

burned into the screen. They wouldn't because it would be a new TV and not a plasma. The plasma has burned the bonfire. What did he say? What did he say? He's not coming back. It's done. He ran very briskly to a Verizon store

and he said that he would reschedule and he's very sorry. He'd love to be. So he's done. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's not coming back. Yeah, he's gone. That'd be funny if James turned into him right now.

Should he just be able to figure out through his mentalism, who the person was who did this? I already said that joke, but you talked over it. Oh, did it work when you said it? Yeah, to Jacob left. Jacob laughed. Yeah, Jacob laughed, but you were talking. Was it word? Got a solid laugh out of Jacob.

That's good. Got a solid laugh out of Jacob. Christine laughed twice because she's a phony. She went for it both times. In her contract, she has to laugh at everything Joe says. She's like Jay, you're so original We had Paco come in for nothing

Paco, nothing Poor James is disappointed You should probably head down The Buster Rhymes now To make sure you get in Great Now O's Proma is just out there in the world Knowing your fucking favorite card

God damn Is this a bitch Should I email his rap And be like in an emergency He had to go James can I pick your card What it was Sure go hit me

You ready? Yeah Look at me I'm looking Bobby James I know you're thinking red right away but then you went back to black

and then back to red right he got it fuck I keep afraid that he puts these jokes and she's dying to go back to black

it's a red card it's a red card correct yes okay and it's you were in between uh one you were in between the ace and the six you were thinking that but then you changed your mind you went up to from six to a jack am i correct right it's a king of uh king of hearts he actually did better than i thought he was the king of hearts no no

no so he doesn't do at all he didn't do anything completely failed i didn't do anything he did better than you We do by completely failing. Watch. He thinks we're going to fail worse. Let me see. Maybe I have the powers. Try. Lewis.

Yeah. It's creepy when you guys do this. Pick the number, James, please. Sorry. I need full focus on this. Pick the number between one and 20. We'll start easy. Okay.

Good. 14. I swear on James' life, may he be violently murdered. I picked 14. I should have written it down. You guys do. This is all set up on skanks. Can you say what I thought of?

That's all that Could say what he thought of? For some reason, James 13 And in my mind I thought 13 Such a common number people would pick He'd jump one. Nope, 14. I thought 17, then I was like,

no, 17's pretty obvious. Then he went with an amount of girlfriends he's had in the last year. And the age of three of them. Oh, we are crushing, boys. Woo, the bonfire's back, baby boy. He's seen a baby James this whole time. All he did he was a baby James on the show.

Third Mike. We had no idea. Oh, shit. I'm really bummed out. I was very excited about this. Yeah, well, he did a trick on Lewis. And Ari. It was you, Ann Arri.

Well, I watched it. He did it with Ari and Tom Segura. And it was this. He goes, he was like, Ari, think of any person alive or dead in the history of the world. Like, that's a huge number of people that could be. Hitler. Well, that's what I thought. And that's what didn't choose me.

I started hiling. No, and Ari wrote it down, held it to his chest, and he was just like, it's a person that's dead. Name starts with an A. I was like, who is Abraham Lincoln, and then Ari started faking, sucking his dick.

It was pretty funny. That's pretty wild. It was insane. And then he told Seguera... It was like his cousin Barbara. No, sub-sigura was... Think of any persons you've ever interacted with in real life.

and it was just some random ass name. And he got it. He got it. But you think, Lewis, first and last. You think there's, you think there's like trick to it for sure.

It's not, you said what they are going to say is that it's the, they're reading your, like movements and stuff like that. Yeah, he's going to go, I'm reading your eyes, and I'm a master at looking at body language

and all that shit, but that's all horses shit. There's definitely. I couldn't protect his phone. Jesus Christ. Well, he also, it's like, he goes, hi, I'm to James.

He's like, I'm owes, what's your name? I was like, done, don't tell him. Yeah, figure it out, dude. Yeah, I was usually about everything, Christine. He goes, what time should I be there for the show? He goes, you figure it out.

You think he's panicking because all his tricks are on his phone right now? Yeah. Some Dominican up on 125th is going through it right now. Yes, he's going to be like, oh, my God, please. Can they get access to your stuff? Can the spirits throw that guy's phone in the river? When you get SimSwap, do they have access to everything in your phone? Yeah.

I'm getting anxiety thinking about it. You should. I don't even know being sim swapped is the thing. It says once they receive your tax, right? Is that saying they get your text? They can bypass SMS-based two-factor oath. By the way, it's so funny. Lewis, it's saying about all things about breaking into your bank and all kind of stuff,

and all the three of us are thinking about it's like, someone's going to see something crazy I've texted. 100%. Take everything out of my bank account before you see my texts and DMs. How easy is it to do that, though? I should you not. I would rather lose all the money in my bank account than if somebody have access to everything that's in my phone beyond that.

Of course. I can make that, yes. I can make that money back. James is going to try to get in your phone. It's a lot of money. It's a pretty decent amount of cash that I'd give to know. Because if somebody says, I'm going to release everything that you've done

in the past year on your phone, or you pay me the amount of money in your bank count, I'd be like, I have to. He goes, I mean, proves me that you got it. Okay, okay, okay. Are you crazy? I don't have anything on my phone bad. Yeah, I can literally hand Don my phone that she can use it.

You use a rotary phone. Rotary. No, we heard you. No, we got it too. We got it. We heard it and we got it. Rorrori phone. I tell you what, though, I got bagged my first camera, remember the flip one with the video?

That one had, oof, a lot. A lot. I mean, Don found that. That's the one that I got caught. What a big clunky thing that has to plug in to find terrible news out? This is that big thing you plug it. Specific. You're supposed to be getting, like,

like, FBI information when you plug that thing like that. And it's just you, seducing some idiot. Well, I'm just glad the video was all grainy and shit. It wasn't, like, 4K, because you really couldn't see all the stuff I was doing. Were you a fat Bob at that time?

No. It was great, and he was having sex with a bowl of oats. I was all right. I liked it. No, I was not fat Bob then. Shredded Bob? It was, yeah. Do you want a flip phone?

Flip phone? Flip phone. Flip phone? Flip phone. Flip phone. Flip flip cam. I flip. I flip.

Not I flip, just a flip. You used to have, which one did you have for a while, Jay? Flip. No, it wasn't a flip. It was a... The sidekick. Side kick. Yeah.

Oh, that's fine. I remember we were on set for Z-Rock when Jay was on Z-Roc. Do you remember this? And some porn chick was on set, like, playing like an actual character. And then you were showing us the porn she was in. While she was on stage, we were like, oh, there she is. Chris Dan. Yeah, she's naked.

She became a friend. Yeah. Chris Dan, yeah, yeah, but for sure. Don't they all? Yeah. I remember the sidekick. I never got a sidekick. I had the Blackberry.

What was the handspring? Remember handspring? No, you are the sidekick. You got all the nice. It's pretty good. I liked it. Paco, enough. Thanks, Marco.

James. Paco. Paco. No, he can beat me up. Paco? Yeah, he's tough. I mean, he's good at boxing. I don't know a bunch of jit-to.

You guys have the same thickness of mustache. We did. actually Paco either has a young boy's mustache or James has a fully grown Chinaman's mustache I told James that we're gonna shave it he was like I don't want it to grow back thicker

and I was like that's an old wives tale it's not a real thing that's actually 100% real it's completely real and my dad used my dad used his long life chatchee BT to search up if it was actually Is that how he gets all those facts? Yes he uses chatchee BT every day to be to father you

yes yeah what should I do you're being raised by a father and AI. They give good advice. It's an old wife's hell. Yeah, and by the way, Google uses AI now, guys. When you Google something, what do you think they're doing?

I know, but I don't have to call it like Tim or whatever the fuck you have to name. No, I call it a chat. Hey, chat? I'm like, hey, chat. That's what you say? I use the black guy voice now. He's like, you know, motherfucker? So.

So? Did they have a black guy voice? Yeah, there's a black guy voice. The handspring. There you go, Bobby. That's the one. I didn't have it. I didn't get all the things always.

I did. But I did a sidekick into Blackberry into iPhone. I was reluctant on iPhone. I said touchscreen technology is fly by night. Dead in the water. This will not be around in one year. I did that. I sat in a car in front of my house with Dane on the other line going, they did it, dude.

They finally did it. Yeah? Yeah, I do quit. I was like, I just bought the company. Did you know that the iPad was in production before the iPhone was? Yes, I did it? Yes, I do. Bobby thinks he knows everything about the TV.

He went to a party, so they were making an iPad. They were like... Bobby, can you not say it all a bitchy old lady like that? No, I can't. I got to do it. I know the thing. He did the thing. Went to a party.

We're going to make the first touchscreen. And he was like, fuck dad. He went back. We're doing it first. And then they're in the room. And he looked around and they're trying to make the iPad and beat Microsoft. And he looked around to everybody was on their BlackBerry. He's like, we're not making an iPad.

We're going to make a phone. That's the story. And the condensed version. Am I right or wrong? Am I right or wrong? Sorry, James. I was going to say that Microsoft, they were going to originally use a stylus. Right.

And then he was like, why would you use a stylus? He was like, no, let's just use our finger. We have five styluses. We have five stylusi on our hand. That was one of the greatest. Who brought the dork? By the way, this argument here says basically that cutting your hair does not change its growth, thickness or color, and then says that it does. It says that it's an illusion.

It says it's an illusion. It's an illusion. You slice it in the middle. It grows from the middle. It's a thicker part of the hair. No. And when it first comes in, it looks. thicker than it would, but it just

grows back to its normal. We were going to talk about illusions all day today, but now we're not. Yeah, I guess all we talk about is our facial hair illusions. Now we have a panicking guy at a T-Mobile store. You'll notice me and Bobby have beards to give the illusion of jaw lines. Someone is just going to a

Verizon say, yes, I'm O's Perman. You have a fake ID. So they... Your birthday's April 29th? Your birthday's April 29th? I'm Ose Perman. Could you? Yes, wow. I mean, you can just do that?

That's crazy. Well, the store can do it. He dropped it off the store and they did it there. They copied it there, right? Is that what you're saying? No, he says somebody walked into the Verizon or pretending to be him. Yeah.

And then they switched all of his information to their phone. Dad, are you scared? I'm terrified. I'm really, like, the fact that that can be done is crazy. I know the things you've done on camera that I do know about. What have you done?

we don't know about. What are the things you haven't showed us? Oh my God. I hope it's gay stuff. Well, that's... Lewis in a hot tub of 60 guys. Same screen went in Rome. He made me so happy.

Him and Rogan just in a hot tub. Yeah, what do you really do? Shooting bone arrows. Please, I'd be on... I'd be on the Rogan sphere. Are you kidding me? What happened late nights in Greece that he didn't film? Oh, my Lord.

Yeah. That's so anxiety. I saw him like he sat down he called his wife and he's like he started getting like honey he started getting like shitty with her start packing my shit you're gonna want me out of the house shortly he's got he's not getting shitty started getting like short by there so you gotta call the store I'm on this guy's phone he's getting a beep from Paco right now I love that every guy when we panic we get shittier at our wives we somehow blame them for it happening somebody could dial back to them um yeah that's fucking damn that sucks he's going through that

but he is not destined to be on this show. No. Maybe this is the show it's going to expose this trickery. Made it to the lobby. That's why it made it all the way to the fucking lobby. What a crazy timing of something. That's so weird.

I still keep thinking it's all routine. He's going to appear, but that's not even the kind of magic he does. That's not even this kind of magic. He's going to just emerge from somewhere. We're adding a lot. It's just telling you, like, he's just guessing. We're, you know, guessing correctly.

I don't, do you understand what that is? Like, is it what the technique is? I don't understand mentalists at all. You don't? don't no I mean well the suspicious thing with mentalists is that they always have to like write something on a piece of paper that's the only thing that's just say something I was talking to your father but I'm glad you picked it up that was great because it was actually a better conversation yeah I was just gonna I was gonna say a slur sorry sorry

and you actually had an intelligent thought yeah yeah I'm sorry for you know yeah no yeah my mom actually has a friend and uh what he's like what the fuck is this guy you're Don't you're mom's made a mentalist now She dumped a mentalist before No He's crazy though He's done like mentalist tricks on me Like he's like

Go to sleep Go to sleep I'm not your real dad You don't need underwear No but he'll like He'll do something different every day Like he'll like ask like Oh like think of any country

Or any city in the world And then my mom has like wrote some like intricate like cities and countries and then he'll like she'll write it on a piece of paper and then he'll ask like four other questions like oh think of any person in the world or something and then you'll take all the pieces of paper he'll like feel your wrists like do this to feel your pulse and then he'll just guess out every single thing that you said it's crazy you'll get that guy on the show he's crazy he i'm not even kidding is she still dating him She was never with him

He's like, I don't know 70, 69, I don't know Sixty-nine, I don't know Six-Eye Hell yeah They teach you down health Ice shit Just you know

When they do Do this Your teacher You're gonna think you're so cool 69 Fuck yeah dude We're such children Fuck yeah

That's wild My mom hangs out with a 70-year-old I don't know, man She hangs out with a lot of people Oh, that's good That's all right Did you make a lot of money

Being a mentalist? No, he was an actor That's why I was like Was he a famous actor? I don't know He actually, he had cancer And then he actually beat through it He was like stage three

I'm pretty sure He had like a type of blood cancer And he's cancer free now Wow, that's crazy Yeah Oh Cancer's back Oh

I felt it You think you would have saw that coming Yeah I'm guessing my cancer is back. We said we had the guy. We used to go to, we went to see our friend Michelle's play about the gay medium, the clairvoyant that can talk to the dead. I think we figured out his thing.

But that was also still one of the craziest things we've ever seen in my life. Because how dark like that stuff gets, like I'm talking to your dead loved ones. To throw musical in the middle of that is the kind of genius that only our friend Michelle can figure out. Because, I mean, it was making us, I mean, he was literally going, it's like, your, your son committed suicide, yes? He goes, I just want you to know that he is finally a piece. Five, six, seven, eight, when you can speak to dead people, it's crazy and the thing. What the fuck was this?

Michelle's play. It was a play with a mentalist. Yeah, about his life. He was an abused, a viciously abused child, apparently. And that's, I guess he was beaten into a mentalism. Yeah, why are you staring over at your son? By the way, I do see that scratch on his eye over there. Now, I want you to understand something.

You're in a safe place here. If you need help, you could tell all of us, and you will help put your father away. Tell him that a girl kicked your ass in jihitsu and gave you a black guy. Never mind, dude. Let me just think your dad beat you. I won't tell the cops. She had me in an arm bar and her ghee, like, rubbed up against my hand.

Is that what you call it? It's pretty, it's pretty tight. Yeah, it's a gey. And that's when you go to change your ghee? Must be a rough gee. James is just giving in. Oh, I'm never going to tap. He's like, give me in a triangle here.

He just goes, she goes tap out. He was never. I love you. I call it tapping in and out. Tap out. Give me a run naked joke, please. How did you figure this guy out though?

You said you figured it out. What was it you think? I don't want to give his thing away, but we just found the way that it seems like... Don't you have, like, respect for it? Like, because, like, I did grow up doing, like, slide-of-hand magic, and I've seen a lot of magic shows, and I think it's great.

I did go on YouTube, and there's, like, people that are debunking O's. Mm-hmm. And I commented, I was just like, I was like, what's wrong with you people? Like, you can't just let people have fun? Yeah. Can't Santa Claus be real for us children?

You assholes? Well, it really is, like, uh, yeah, the warning that breaks. break that down is kind of like shitty to know it so yeah if I knew the thing I wouldn't tell but I love to find out the thing for sure but like I respect the even if you know how they're doing it was beautiful at Penn and Teller specifically they would do tricks um one of their famous ones is the three balls trick where they um where they have the three cups and three balls and they would do it with transparent and you see how they do it it's all transparent but you still go like oh that's a

crazy skill what they're actually doing it was like one of their bits that they did that but they were very famous for So the, just even if you know, magic's not real, no shit, but the skill. I love magic. I love the stupid salt and pepper disappearing nap, napkin trick you do a diner. Yeah. That's really cool. And I know how he does it, and I still love it when he does it. And I try to do it and I can't do it.

I think the only ones I know of Lewis's are, I love magic. You love magic? I do, yeah, but it's like, uh, I do also, I like kind of see how it's done. I'm always, I said, I'm still equally impressed by the skill to do it. Yeah. So that was the problem That's Shin Lim guy I love But like I've watched him on America's Got Talent so many times

That like I've rewatched him That I go oh I see what he's doing I see the move Look at James and instinctually just give Paco is garbage Hey Paco throw this out from me Pico throw that out Get him another one Hey Paco grab me in water

You piece of shit Chinamen Well you know Danny Danny Graff and Joe Russell Both grew up in magic Like, Danny went to Magic Camp. He has a... Do you mean it's downright magic that they grew up?

He has a collection of thumbs, magician thumbs? Like famous magician thumbs? Yeah. It's one of the secrets. Oh, is it? Sorry. I also think Danny Brad probably has a collection of top hats he wears in his house by himself. I keep my collection of thumbs in my butt.

They stack them like those old mechanical pencil tips. Yeah. You just keep pulling out and the stuff another one back in. Damn, what a bummer. He's not going to be able to come in. I was so ready for, I mean, Bobby. We have a magician here.

Of course. Maybe Lewis could do a couple of tricks for us. I know a couple of Lewis. The only one that you do that I know how to do is the ashes appearing on the inner hand. Yeah. That would I know how to do. I watched enough stuff on that.

I wish. Well, you went and looked it up afterwards? No, no. When I knew it, you knew it already. It makes sense. Like, we didn't like, it didn't cry. I didn't learn it from you. but I think we talked about it and you're like, oh, I know that one.

Yeah. No, I saw it on a show or something. I think it showed you how to do it right away. What is it? Ashes on your hand? I can make ashes appear inside your hand. Well, you just put it on your hand and hold my hand and then they're there. That's what we were just talking about.

Is that it? Why do you not let people just enjoy life? I'm sorry. Did I figure it out? Is that really it? Well, you said what it is. I did. Oh, I didn't know that.

You knew it. I guess we won't do it to anybody in the studio. Yeah. All right. Well, there goes. That half hour, Bobby. Remember you said we should have O's prominent for the whole show? Remember that was your call completely?

Jay. I see, let's have him the last hour. Jay, I'm old. I'll forget about it in eight minutes. Let's have him the whole show. God damn you. Do you like me, your dad does magic? Yeah, that's cool.

He's taught me like his tricks. He taught me when I was like four years old, some of the tricks. And I was so dumb, like I couldn't do any of them. If you give every girl your number, one of them will call. It's a game of numbers. Every note gets you closer to a yes, baby, James. No, but, no, as I got older, though, I had a real... Do you embrace the note?

Use the note. Because he was tricks. It's so funny. If she's really drunk, slurred no sounds like yes. You take the pill and you put it over a drink and lightly drop it in. Come back in 20 minutes. He's 13, guys. Yeah.

And yet I know all these jokes. Yeah. Sad. It's sad? That made me sad. I'm sorry. They start drugging girls so young. now.

God. Crazy world we live in. Crazy fucking world we give in. I do want to talk about this because we have a few things left in our topic sheet from the week. And it was Ray J. admitted to throwing that fight on the Aden

Ross thing. Yeah. I watched the thing was an M.MA, which was weird, because they really didn't do M.A. They just box still. Did you watch it? I watched like the highlights. The highlight reel of it, but he got hip in... Celebrity MMA is weird. But did he say, but after besides after being punched, is this what they mean

where he admitted it because like has it been discussed after this? I know after the fight he says yo man what happened I thought we had a plan I know but is there any follow up beyond that? This is it could simply be like we were supposed to go at it for a while and make an entertaining fight it doesn't mean that it's fixed. Yeah I don't

now he said he's in this clip he says man you just lost a lot lost us a lot of money yeah you fucked up but we lost a lot of money he's insinuated but I don't It could be, he got knocked out. Could just be embarrassed as shit. Yeah, he could be just embarrassed, saying some bullshit trying to throw people off. He was hospitalized afterwards, I heard.

Really? He got hit. Yeah, he got hit. Well, he's also supposed, well, that was the buildup to this. Did you see? You know, Ray Jays, like, I think he's just a, probably has a lot of mental problems, this guy, clearly. And he, um, he had a thing recently where he's like, he's dying. He's basically on the death's door.

He can go any day. He's got an aortic something, I think. And he could die at any time. And when they ask him about this, they go. Well, you know, when I was like, are you dying? Nobody wants you to die. Why would you do this fight? And he goes, why would you bring it up, man?

He goes, because I'm willing to die for this. And he starts, like, crying. He's like so emotional. And then he's just kind of like, hey, man, I thought we were supposed to do a different thing in this fight. I thought we were dancing. Ray J. shocked fans by stating the doctors gave him only months to live, predicting that 2007 would be a rap for him. He revealed his heart was functioning as just 25% following a severe pneumonia and heart pained hospitalization,

attributing his condition in the years of heavy drug and alcohol abuse. That's sad. Despite these dire claims, his status has confusion. James has empathy. I'm so glad you didn't take up the... Let's make fun of this. What a loser. But James, hang on.

I can't make fun of this guy. Despite these claims, his status caused confusion because he since is vigorously trained for a celebrity MMA match and made a public appearance stating he's feeling better and doing all right. So I think he's just a psychopath. Okay, he might be lying. I don't know. He is.

He's mentally. He's brother. It's a big shadow to live under. Any kind of celebrities, starts boxing other celebrities, they're at the end of the fucking rope. Something snapped. That is a thing.

You really have to tuck the tail. Danny Van dochees? You see me at Skankfest fighting somebody? It's for money. Oh, that's what we should do. We should do Bobby versus Big J at Skangfest. That's the fight. I would just hug him.

I wouldn't fight them. He just punched you in the end. And Bobby's going to lay there and just do a thing. He goes, I love you. I love you. I love you. I'm not angry. I understand.

Especially guys' referee, Dan Soder. I love you. But then you say something that pisses me off, and I just attack your face. No, not even that, though. When I got the celebrity boxing, that was such a tell-tale. You're like, it was made sense for the people who were like octo moms and stuff like that, like flashing the pan news stories. But the come down being on celebrity boxing fucking sucks.

Like horse shit. Remember Horshack did it? And whenever Bonaducci did it? Horstack. might have been beat up by Bonaducci, but when a horse shot got knocked out, like he got up, he looked so pathetic.

You know what I mean? When you got knocked down, he got up with like, I've never been punched before, face. I wish we could find the video, I wish we could find the video of Voss and Keith fighting.

It doesn't exist. They had the opium. Well, they filmed it. It exists. We did a comedy central show for Opie and Anthony. Yeah, I know. I know the story,

but I know. And they filmed everything. It's somewhere. It got so real. Too old men is real. Fucking Voss. Is that one of those like tape reels? Yeah, yeah.

There's no audio They had the big boxing gloves off It's piano music As we were paying for the pugil is a match They had can-can girls dancing in between rounds They had the big gloves on They had blindfolds But Voss is such a weasel

At one point he picked his blindfold up And then just kicked Keith in the back Yeah they got no real fight He karate kicked him in the back But it was like a half a karate kick Rich Vost has started tons of fights with a kick. It's very interesting for someone that short. He did martial arts.

This was a... That's what he says. Bruce Lee? He did heroin, dude. I'm sorry, I heard it wrong. No, he did China White. You heard a different thing. This is Screech, versus Horshack.

Yeah. And Screech beat up Horshack. Scroo's a big dude. He wasn't small at the time. I mean, he's dead? He's dead. He's a psycho, too. A while ago.

He took a knife out on set. when they were doing the reunion. Did he? Yeah, there's a story where they were fucking, they were fucking with him. He got in a fight with one of the thing and he just took a knife out and he was like, don't fuck with me.

He went nuts, dude. He went really crazy. And then he did a porn. Oh, yeah. He did a point to try to save his house. Yeah. He was saying, and his wife was, like, involved in it. But I said it's always my favorite.

Kurt Metzger and Doug. What was the fucking really hilarious guy? Benson. No. So, Doug Sunnier. Doug Sunier and Kurt were opening for him somewhere and Screech's wife comes in the green room. She goes, all right, guys, have a fun show out there. Just if you could avoid it, no jokes about grandmas, Walmarts, or Farts.

Let's have fun out there. I'm out. It's just a funny like three things. He goes, that's all he calls covers. Watch Horshack get knocked out. Is that Muhammad Ali? God damn it. What the fuck is going on?

Was that Muhammad Ali? It was. At this far, oh shit. Well, I mean, he's a mess. What's he gonna? I can get him to your house if you want now probably.

He's dead. He's dead. Yeah, so even easier. You can make an Ed Green thing. You can make a fucking lamp out of his fucking skin. Everyone from celebrities... I think Horshack's dead too. You can jump towards the end of it.

It's when he gets knocked out. Oh, that's a nice right. That's it. It's over. That was Horchak got in all the face. It was one of the times you see his face came, he's like, look, the wide eyes. He just looks like an idiot.

It sucks. Fucking poor Horshack. It doesn't even feel good to beat up Horshack. Oh, and screech. It was screech? Yeah, Screech beat up Horshack. Yeah, where'd you go? We just said all of us.

It's such a sad career, point of your career. The come-down. It's the come-down of the career. When you were a thing to understand. understand that like there people have like respect for themselves in that like I don't know I wouldn't see like from the limited time I've met him I wouldn't see Joey Fetone doing celebrity boxing for he's doing this for 2,500 bucks I mean I promise you this is 20 grand tops you look at look at horsehack's all gray this fucking no maybe not then though because back then when this was happening

celebrities weren't as accessible they probably sold a lot of tickets for this yeah but it's horshack and fucking dust and You know what I mean? Like, so how many tickets? These are like little local things they started doing. And then I said, by the time they started dwindling out of this and no one cared, it would become that. It's like, Octo Mom versus the lady who had five kids or the Kate versus eight and shit.

It was all like, like, reality stars. I mean, for people under 45, Horshack from. Welcome back, Cotter. Are you kidding? He looks so old here. Anyone. I never saw this. If anybody knows.

This is awful. This is breaking my heart. you in 15 years. You are the horse shack. You're the horse shack of the bonfire. I wish you didn't send the show this to me. It's so depressing. When you talk, go, oh, oh, oh, God.

Oh, man. Oh, Mr. Contia. She's just like an old. James has no idea what we're talking about. You've never seen any of those shows. Did you empathize with him a lot? I've never seen these guys before, but I just thought that was funny that you said in 15 years that'd be him.

That was him. Thanks, kid. Anybody knows. If anybody knows the Comedy of the Bonfire, they're familiar with the comedy of Gabriel Claplin. The man who played Mr. Cater. Mr. Cater. Professional gambler, too.

Gabe Capplin? Yeah. Is that where he made his money? He made a lot of money in gambling after Welcome Back Carter. I mean, a lot of money. He did the World Series of Poker. He was like the host of it. Remember the times of humorists getting popular, like your Albert Brooks's and the people like that?

That's the Gabe Kaplan. It's just a... Who's the other last? What's a blank on his real name? Gary Shandling. Gary Shandling, yeah, these guys where it's like zero edge at all and just like made it work somehow. Yeah, they're so ugly.

Yeah, yeah. Gary Shandling's so ugly. And played, but also, but played characters like, like cool, like getting ass characters. That was always the funniest thing about the show Seinfeld. So I was such a fucking dinkist to be, he's always under the date with like a hot blonde or brunette.

Like the people they had come in, like he's going on date. dates with with his fucking feathered hair and stupid clothes like everybody that was cool though even the Fonz was just a Jewish dude well that's Hollywood that's Hollywood horseshit yeah I mean the Fons off camera

would be like oh god also could you pick the Jews last name wasn't Winkler to play the Fons like the Fons it's like if every time you had to say Method Man you had to tell him that his name is Clifford you know what I mean or Earl for DMX like just let him just let him use the stage name

fucking ridiculous Horshack I couldn't Lewis wants me to do What? Skank fights No they're gonna say crack No no no I would try crack

No we're gonna do the Pinyatta fight I thought If I was gonna do it I would want the glory Of what I'm picturing in my head Me laying on a 17 piece combo On somebody

And then possibly flying over the ropes With an uppercut What is the What's the Pinnata fight? What is that? That's where we put Jay in a costume That resembles a Piaata We're gonna have candy

Taped to him all throughout and then we'd have four guys fans would try to beat the shit out of jay well me maybe ellis and one more person defends jay but you do get gloves you get the fight here this is it right here is this ari dressed the pinana who is that no arie wouldn't be that hype that's butterly it might be butterly so they have to get to the guy and you can the piñata can punch back yeah the pinna punches back so they have no gloves they have gloves on yeah they have gloves good head moving on the pinata he knocked the hat off

triply did it i did it butterly did it or he did it we've all done it but how come nobody's protecting him why are they all just staring at him get his ass kicked yeah no one's protecting the pinata i'd just fight one person straight up and see them yeah surround them and protect them everybody goes off to fight somebody else and i gotta fight the remaining two people yeah i don't want alpha males i want protectors

Who is it? Is that butterly? It is butterly. And how do you win? You knock out the pinata? Yeah. And how does he win? The pinata?

He's survives. Is there a time limit? You keep as much candy as possible. Bobby's in now. He's like, pink candy. I'm not into candy, but if you could do a hot dogs and chicken fingers. Bobby should mean you'd be two human pinaata for the first time unprecedented, two human pignatas? I love it.

Protected by four people each with seven. people attacking. I'm just throwing numbers out there. It all sounds fun. It's really fun. Adrenaline kicks in. You're not ever going to feel it. Buddy, it all. Famous last words.

This guy, asshole. Jay died. I feel every bit of it, Lewis. Every punch is rattling a different organ. Bobby's heart exploded. And we both, we both went up fat again in two years. I didn't know Bobby's heart was so big.

You had a heart like Ray J? If this is the catalyst for making us, tubs of shit again. Yeah. No, I'd rather just fight another fat person. Who'd you, who'd you fight?

First, they're not going to get suits that fit us. We're going to have to squeeze it in a really unflattering pinata. So, guys, we got a pinata hat for you. We just have gloves and a hat. I'm already made of candy. If you hit you in the stomach,

candy shoots out his mouth. Yeah, it already happens, for sure. I mean, unwrapped. Who would you fight? If you could name one comic to fight him. I mean, the people would be like, if me and them, I'm like, again, like, it makes sense.

Like, I don't want to challenge myself hard. You want to be able to beat somebody easy? Joe List. No, but it's like, I get that's boring. That's boring to watch. So I started just thinking about like size-wise things then. But I'm like, you know, like. Why don't we have producers?

Why don't you fight your producers? You guys are literally the perfect fight for each other. Bobby's a lot shorter to me, though. I can't, what am I going to do? Wow. Oh, my God. You see that shit? He said, you don't got the height for him.

It ain't going to work. I don't want his fucking... No, I'm saying that because Bobby's going to like fucking... He's going to fucking make me piss by punching me in my fucking kidneys. Jay's going to cut off the fingers of his boxing gloves. Fucking great, dude. My fingers were poking out. I just get knocked out by a pink fingernail.

Why don't you do producers fight? I'm already fighting. Why don't you fight your producers and I'll fight my producers? I'm already fighting. I'll just throw a train. My producers are... Literally fight, Paco and Harrington. They all train.

Yeah, my producer is just... You're a little gay magician producers. Yeah. I'll pin you out of my entire crew here, sure. Yeah. If you want me to be a pinionata and fight my entire crew. There you go. Why don't we do the bonfire producers versus the guest digital producers?

No. The guest digital. Who? What producers are you naming? Alex Seraphina. All right. Well, that takes out Black Lou and Jacob. Now, who we get to throw?

Nats. Lesbian Natalie? Lesbian Nat. She'll kick fucking DJ Luz-A's ass. Who's fighting, Christine? Shannon. Ooh, Shannon versus Christine's a good fight. Yeah, winner gets tits.

Shannon needs new tits badly. But the loser gets the old person tits. Shannon, here's a problem with Shannon, and I love Shannon. But she's, I was like, Shannon, I was like, there's a path to me buying you new tits. I said this to her. Your son's right here. James, earmuffs.

She's got 23-year-old tits. Literally, my last girlfriend was the same age of Shannon's tits. Actually. It's not even a lie. Ew. Yucky. So she needs them to... Did James have to read her to sleep?

He definitely had a lot to talk about. Have you ever read the outsiders? No, what is that? Oh, forget it. No, she had a sister 23 years old, so she needs to replace them because after like 10... Jesus Christ. 10 or 15 years, they become, like, toxic to your body.

Yeah. And she's like... She has the old ones that are. to fill up with like mercury and she's yeah she's got it's just attached to her lungs she got a spasestis tits so uh no but like i was like our shannon there's a path i was we got to like go to turkey or one of these countries where you get them for like 3,500 bucks and you get a new set of cans you could get them you can't get them cheap if she announced it on a show there's a doctor they'll give you don got her her first set for uh just anesthesia really yeah we're from

who's this doctor he's in jail now uh i swear of god he's in jail Okay. He had a fetish of making the tits too big. Wow. And he did a lot of the playmates, and he kept me. He just got him to go big and big. And then he would make him so big that the nipple wouldn't heal back on. And this one girl had her nipple just fell off.

No. Now she looks like a Barbie doll. Big tits. Those things that happen, like those freak, like plastic surgery, like when the things they say that's gone wrong, you understand, like, something didn't hold to a muscle or they put somewhere in it shifted or something. I go, how about when it's just like, they put cement in my ass?

Like, how does that become a thing possibly? Well, isn't that one chick who, like, she was a famous, like, I think she's a Mexican actress in, like, the 70s or 80s. She was gorgeous. And then her friend was like, oh, you have to start injecting this in your face. And her friend was, like, just having her inject, like, cooking oil in her face because she hated her and she was jealous of her. Oh, God. And she looks crazy. And now she's got, like, a show in Vegas where she, like, just comes out like a big freak in the stage.

And everyone's like, yeah. Is it Maria Conchita Alonzo? I don't know what her name is. I'm just picking a Mexican lady's name. Sold out every week. This chick, Lynn, yeah, dude,

dude, it's crazy. You gotta see an image. Of cooking oil, baby oil, and her faith, wow. Iconic Mexican. Under the guys that it was collagen, dude,

and it was her friend. Oh, my God. What did she like before? No, you gotta see the way like she walks, it looks like a mask. It looks crazy. No, she was ridiculous

when she was, like, younger. She was one of the hottest women on the planet. She looks like every female comedian in their 60s. It really does. Joan Rivers. The before after

Look at her, oh my God She was always kind of ugly Shut up, dude She's beautiful She had a bit of a pan face She's perfect She had a weird body She always had a pan face

Now that pan's got a couple of potatoes cooking in it James likes Latina checks So he's like no go to that one That's awful That sucks That sucks to be yeah She was injecting cooking on her She just took her friend's word for it

Yeah I think it was her estetician You know close friend and beautician You gotta, she's really gonna get those boobs out. Baby oil. Yeah, she does any go. Yeah, she has to get those boobs. Yeah, Don just got hers taken out.

But look at this Miami. Oh, I just thought it was like Miami. Skip Turkey, $2,500 get the boobs you want. I'll get them for Shannon tomorrow for that's what it costs. Look, she needs to get them out. From just $2,500. That's a very base. But also getting them, well, no, no, no.

What is she going to do? It's just have big flaps of fucking skin? No, they shape them. Yeah, they do. Because otherwise she has to get them replaced again. Well, you have to. They're not going to last the rest of her right. Don got them out.

and she didn't replace them? It's not good. Is it good? No, you either can not, you... He asked you if it was good. I'm going to answer that question in a second. The first thing is, James, look at me when I talk to you. The...

Replace it. Tell James, if your wife's new boobs are good. When you take them out, you take them out, but then when you get, if you don't replace them, they do, they have to reshape them. They have to make them. She basically has her old boobs back You know Oh no No they were

No they're alright I mean I like I liked her boobs The guy who did do them was really good And they had you know They look real They had a little sag to them And so funny

You can't After she had Max though They got they got a little You know Did she consult with you a little bit Because I'm curious Like there's just no real You have to just agree

If she was I was thinking about getting them out And just not putting new ones back in Yeah You can't say it's like, no, I don't get other ones. No, I didn't say that at all. No, I'm saying you can't. When she said that to me, I went, no!

Don't do that. I barely want to fuck you. No. No, I wish she kept them or got new ones. I, if it was my choice, but it's, it's a woman's choice. But you had to support what she said, no matter what she. But you can't even give an inkling of like, I do love them. I've had plenty of girls that would be like, I want to get a boob job eventually.

Like, no, I love your flat. I think the same when Don was gonna when she came to me she goes I can get a boob job for free I just have to pay the anesthesia I did say I was like no I love the way the left one's bigger than the right one why would you do that oh it was so funny when I first started dating Christine she did kind of say like she did want them at one point and then when I got to the point of life row I think I said I think I was like well I make enough money now that I think if you want these, like, we could really make this happen. And she was like, no, I've learned to love myself and everything

and just the way I am. And I was like, fuck. It wasn't so much you're going to love myself? Now I started picturing them. Yeah. Get some boobs. Yeah. Get roast tits.

I don't think boobs would do anything to make anything in my life any better. Yes, they would. Make us like you want to make us like exactly. Oh, yeah. So I could go out and be like, hey guys, you want to see my new rack? Yes. The answer would be yes. You want to see me.

Did you want to see me. Yes. James probably would want to also. Of course I would. I'm 13. I just the idea of sitting with something that's like a complete foreign object on top of my body seems like disgusting.

You're dating Jay! I would do like a little LIPO before I'm domestic. You think he's on top? What do you would say you would do LIPO before? Yeah, it's something about having the foreign thing. Do boobs. Have your foreign thing inside of you? Do it for us.

I'm fucking, like what am I? Like I'm never going to be a young hot girl. What am I trying to do here? You will if you get boobs. Nope, I'll be a 40-year-old. Christine, you're pretty hot, okay, and with boobs, you'd be hotter. I'm not young.

What am I trying to have a baby with a successful man? I need to go trap. Did you, good God. That seemed like it was some truth about it. Well, we've got to take a break on that one. Holy shit. Hey, we got to lose Jay Gomez in studio.

I'm drinking some body brain right here. Yeah, we're going to get out of here in a minute. Baby James, good to see you, kid. Go to a concert? Yeah, James is going to go see Bust the Rimes. So fun. James, you got a coffee, or candy you're promoting?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Bidey brain coffee. Hell yeah. Great coffee. I actually tried it. It was really good. James, what about the new creamer? The new creamer?

I haven't tried it yet, so I can't say anything. But I bet it's pretty good. It's delicious. The cream is great. You can go on your butt. Don't listen to him, James. I don't like coffee. This is his bit, so I put it all on my butt.

He used to put pills in his ass. He used to put pills in his ass. He used to put a tongue-out-A-Lee pill. He had an actual Uganda pill. But now instead of putting 11 pills in his asses, he just pours one cup of coffee into his asshole, scoop and now the creamer really helps it get nice and cool and goes in there nice that's why his hair goes also knives and spoons thank you it's yes on sale right now promoting my stuff james on sale right now

go get it and skank fest i've read i've read like a few chapters it's pretty good james once you read that up there the skank fest thing take us up okay louis she gomas will be at springfield comedy company in missouri june 5th bricktown comedy club in talsa on june 6 and then oklahoma city on june 7th for tickets and all other toy tour dates visit louis of skanks Come. Skangfest and New Orleans is November 13th through 15th at Marty Graw World. Badges are only on sale now at skankfest.com. Bobby, you have to give this kid his flowers and let him know that that is

100 times better than any reading you've ever done in this year. I'm going to say this. He did fuck up twice. I did. I'll tell you what he didn't do when he did. Sweat, look over, blame me, throat things. I'll tell you what, he didn't have your stupid eyes looking at him the whole time. You're gonna fuck up. I'm smarter than you.

Loser. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.