The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Mainstream (feat. Kerryn Feehan)

Episode Date: September 8, 2022

Kerryn Feehan joins The Bonfire as the gang listens to Only Fans Content Creator Sub Girl defend herself to her fans after being accused of going mainstream by her followers.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@KerrynFeehan https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/onlyfeehans/id1538154933

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Dan Soda Dan can I show you real quick what Jacob did to turn the air back up? Yeah, it was so funny. It's how he walked out All right, you're walking towards the door the thermostat's right next door and then you he opens the door We caught Jacob turning up the thermos that chest close to the wall. We got Jacob turning up the thermostat as he walked out of the room to go get Karen Fehan and Because the room was hot hot. It's cloudy outside. It's like a nice. It's beginning a fall day outside. J and I are both in hoodies It's it was hot day outside. J and I are both in hoodies. It was hot in here.

The heat was on. That was great. Jacob tried to do a slick move. Okay, that was funny. Welcome back to the bonfire. Serious 6M, Fax, talk one, one, three. It was funny. I'm Dan Soda, that's Big Jokes.

And by the way, Twitter, lot of great jobs that were made more important by movies, or examples of them glorifying jobs Liz F. She nailed it dude Wall Street. Oh Yeah, Wall Street's fantastic made made all those brokers and all those stock traders and shit look fucking cool shit Yeah, I said to you Perfect storm. Oh, that's the perfect one. It really brought this thing to a Armageddon to oil rigors?

Yeah, of course, and meteors. It made me and meteors destroy America. And meteors coming to destroy America. Marcus Silva had a great one, American anthem with gymnastics. Gymnastics. That's a great one. The importance of local gymnastics.

And also, by the way, the person they're following is always just like loosely involved, loosely involved with gymnastics, but like they can also just get internationals if they need to. Yeah, and they also make it like it's a big fucking deal. Oh yeah, like a bigger deal than you and cares. By the way, can I say what is a big deal?

What? We have a guest in the studio everybody. She'll be a Zaini's in Chicago, September 11th. Scarsed, is that Scarsdale? Yeah. My knee glass, I think, Dan. September 16th and headlining carolines on September 23rd. 23rd, everybody.

You could listen to our podcast, only fee hands, wherever you listen to podcasts, everybody. It's the hilarious, Karen Feehan, everybody. Hi, Karen. Hi, Karen. Hi, I'm, I feel late. I was gonna be early, actually. I got locked out of my apartment.

What happened, socks, ass? I am so dumb. What happened? Be able to build a week and call a person to get in, right? Yes, but I'm such a, I try not to be. I'm like, I know you guys are busy. Thank you so much. But meanwhile, I pace in front of my door like,

what the fuck else are they doing? Yeah, get up here. Where the fuck are you? This is why my packages got missing as of a 65 pound dog who I just walked So she's like pretty chill, but like she's also pacing and I'm taking it out on her like just fucking sit still I walked out this is our life now There's me when you get caught on a hallway because this is where we live When when my her was a puppy I took her outside and I left my keys inside and right as the door shut, I went, fuck the keys and she went, like she was into it. I was like, you little bitch.

She's like, we're out. We're free. We're like, ah, right. We should probably go to the park. If we're outside, let's just go to the fucking park. It is funny building living like that though. And then you live with the door man building. You live with a door man building too. Karen, when you go and I do do I get exactly what you're saying I still have like the hey it wouldn't be too much like I hate to ask but would

you guys mind doing this if they did go like actually I don't have time to do that right now you big excuse me I was joking yeah I was being polite no I'm so good to the door guys but that is I'm very good to the door guys, but that is I'm very good to do or guys But that is the one when I snapped on a wall wall employee once when I Assam for a very I just asked for all the stuff on the side from the sandwiches because I was traveling with it Sure Back to New York, okay, I guess I was a keeper on the top right, okay I go you put aside I go I go I'm sorry if I go I'm traveling with that's why I'm doing I'm sorry It's paying the ass he goes goes, well, it is.

And then I, I popped. I was, I was doing like that. I'm so sorry. Is it a pain in the ass? Is it a pain in the ass? You work at Wawa. Yeah, that was a pain in the ass. You're 45. That's why I said, you're 45 and work at Wawa. But that was probably also a culmination of several events in his day where he couldn't do heroin that morning. He's trying to get back.

It was Jersey Shore people, wall wall. And he's just like, oh, this guy wants to fuck and then everything on the side, everything on the side. And you go, by the way, if you could, would you do it? And he goes, yeah, it would be a doll. Yeah, and he goes, I don't know. He'd probably just got off his flip phone with his wife. That was like, if you can't blow in your car

and get home today, we got a fucking problem. And then you're like, are you drinking a work in? Yeah. What are you making sandwiches retard? And he goes, okay, you know what? I'm really trying to get this kid back. He works everything on the side. Everything on the side.

And I'm like, dick face. I said pickles on the side. But then you come up with the energy where you go, ooh, it'd be a big deal if you don't I don't want my sandwich to get Or suck I got a drive to New York. Have you ever been in a big city? Such a scary place and you just fuck you dude and then you're like oh this fucking guy No, generally I was just like,

I'm gonna do all the toppings on the side if that's okay. And then he was like, yeah, and I was like, I'm bulging his pain in the ass, I'm just traveling. That's just funny. You just have your hand up on the counter and you go, so what's your vice? Excuse me? He goes, well, what got you here?

He clearly did something. Yeah, he goes, hey, you know what? I just realized pacing right outside, spoken of cigarette, you're not mad at me. You're mad at your life, dude. You mad at your choices, buddy. Aren't you, you're mad at your itchy blood. You got the itch for something.

But me and the guy made up in that thing. He goes, I'm sorry, that was that aligned. He was a guy real quick. He was something throwing with him. He's mad at his mouth. And I completely got it. Yeah, and I said, it was definitely. Do I have my say?

First nasty as a God. By the way, nasty at each other. As nasty as a God, and I said it was definitely do I have my say first nasty as it got by the way nasty at each other as nasty as a guy tell me pointing out that he was like in his mid to late 40s working at a fucking while. Well, after that he apologized and I was like, isn't all right, dude. He turned around. Yeah, then he went home and found a sturdy pipe. Oh boy. Yeah, he worked over his wife. She goes, uh, thank God she could take a punch. She's morbidly obese. Scott on his break watching YouTube videos of news tying. You think I should tell somebody?

I don't know. I'm going to believe the mud. He really puts everything on the side. No problem. No questions asked. Stephen was googling how much blood do you have to lose to die peacefully? Yeah. He's keeping staring at the slicer. He's asking if suicide is illegal in all religions He goes he's talking to a deli slicer. I could you do it? Yeah, I could just because I run this thing down and fucking mr Everything on the side over there gets splattered with my existence everything on the side. How about one of my thumb? Fucking deserve that so I know I fucking do so I know I don't want to kill myself because any situation where like you're a decision

Away from it happening. I've never been holding a gun, a loaded gun or anything like that. I'm talking about when I go smoke a cigarette on my roof and you're like, man, it's just as simple as, and I just look over the edge and I go, whoa, it I don't know. I'm like, no, no, no. They were like that book about people

that try to kill themselves or do kill themselves, jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Oh yeah. And they said every single person that jumps immediately regrets it. Well, everyone survives. Everyone survives. They all stood immediately. Yeah, the dead one.

Yeah, the dead one is not their mango. They don't want to be alive. Double. The dead one comes up with thumbs up. Yeah. Yeah. Blu, blu, blu, blu. The body pops up.

Yeah. He goes, he starts falling. He goes, this went swimmingly, pun intended. I'm watching my end approach, man. Is that a stingray? I had to do shows. I did like one or two shows of the tiny cupboard, which was this awful place. Yeah, up in Brooklyn, I did some shows there.

And that climbing up that roof in the beginning of the pandemic, that was like a moment, I was like, I'll just let go. That was the one where I was like, oh yeah, let go up a. You just fall back. Bye. You're like, you're like, you're like,

you're like, you're on the other side. Out, multiple outside, if you're afraid of heights, like I wouldn't recommend doing the way they used to have them. You go by the way, I'm afraid of heights. I'm afraid of like, if you're talking about fire escape walking,

I assume. Yeah, to some degree. And walking fire escape stuff like cring, and so you feel it's all moving, you're like, this escape walking, I assume. Yeah. To some degree. And walking fire escape stuff like cring, and if you feel it's all moving, you're like, this wasn't made for me. It's not always like holes in them sometimes, and you're like, why? Tons of holes in them.

Not only that, but this is a part of Brooklyn that's still real Brooklyn. Like this is very Brooklyn. There's a train behind you, so you got to deal with that. And I did it in the summer, and there was a quince in yira happening the entire two shows I did. So the whole time you're just up there to go so what's going on with COVID? Just in the back. You're becoming a woman!

You're a legend now! Fans like Losi and Tocque, you guys are so far. I understand that you've probably resulted in a lot of generational trauma, and you've probably had to escape some Central American gangs to get here, but I'm going to need you to get quiet. Show your papers. Because I'm doing a joke about this new Netflix doc that's fucking crazy. I know you guys are going to turn it up to Diaz and Rip the Nobles. But I'm just asking you guys if you guys can take it down from Ocho.

You just turn it back down to the inside. Yeah. Could you do our inside voices? Oh, I'm going to go. Oh, dude. Here we go. Come on, Jacob, do the carpet again. It was awesome.

Jacob. Jacob, dude. The slick. I love Jacob. I love Jacob too the slick Temperature thing you did on the way out the most unnatural walking out as you slid your body across the walls to slide it up a little bit Show Karen what you did stop changing it more. You already changed it. He hates how cold we keep it in here That's how cold we keep it in here. All right, let's. You're not respecting me how bone-chilling cold you make it when you go all the way down.

First of all, I didn't put it all the way up. I pinned it. It was hot in here. I wouldn't put it all the way up. I put it just a little higher. I don't care. I'm not. It's my move.

The joke of the slide across the, the funny thing to me was watching you do it. And like, I guess like someone being watched on like surveillance video, whether it's a movie, like, I just wanted to be like, I just kind of slide my chest against the throat. That's what I used to do when I'd steal cookies before dinner. I just think, you're cooking my mom back. What are you doing in that? You guys, I'm just grazing the plate of cookies.

Grab this little one off the end here. Then I go into the bathroom and sit on the toilet and eat cookies. Like a future alcoholic. You could use it a like a sata like a sad. I used to grab other Pepsi's and be like, I'm open it. You missed 90% of those. Damn. Sure. Alright, Zodiac Killer. Yeah, it's weird. I was leaving you clues the whole time. I've ever seen it. Before you were here, Karen, we were talking about movies that glorify... Ringel.

Right, I'll go first. No, the accused. Is it as fun on a pinball table? No. That was my coming of adulthood to me several years ago when I put on that scene that when I was a child, with no idea of the levity of what was happening it was the hottest scene in the world and you know I was a kid and then just always kind of remembered it that way I'm

like get fucked up but it's like it's a movie so it's like a hot scene and then I watched it as an adult a few years ago and I was like to actually have extremely disturbing scene yeah it's uncomfortable in every possible way. But as a child, didn't feel that way at all. I was like, naked movie star, nice. But we were talking about jobs like cocktail did for bartender. Or like, you know, in the movie cocktail, it's like bartender is the big shit.

Roadhouse, it's bouncing. Punchline overdid the world of comics and the life attachment to it and the whole thing was dumb. But like bring it on for cheerleading. Cause it was like, oh it made cheerleading like oh this is fucking, there's a big deal. I mean like the south and the middle of the country cheerleading is a really big deal.

I mean those are like nationally. Those are real deal. Like that's like, No for sure, but I'm saying to get the world to capture in a movie like what that feeling is. That's what we're saying. Like where the, like the, I'm sure, I'm sure saying to get the world to capture in a movie, like what that feeling is. That's what we're saying. Like we're the way like the I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure in local hillbilly town bartending people going around from bar to bar is probably a thing.

They probably need the best bartenders, but Roadhouse brings that world to you. Where it seems ridiculous. Like what dumb robes to give that much of a shit about a bouncer? Yeah. Where they call the food any given Sunday and Friday night lights be I mean I would say varsity varsity blues That's football that is like football and the thing that's that's not as like what about hustler for strippers Magic Mike to yeah make glorifying male stripping. Well, and, uh, and lot of lawbreakers in here. I like it though, because I think the stigma prior is negative.

And then you show some like hardworking broads for us. For uslers? Yeah. The hustlers was about criminals. Well, I mean, they were really smart for girls. To concoff that whole plan, Sans Man with Ladybring. You got your Ladybring, you got all those recipes in there, and you're coming up with a good height. I hate to be fair, there was an asian in the mix. It's true.

She was probably doing a lot of that heavy lifting for the day. Yeah, they see the Matrix. They see the ones in zeros. She had the narrower ass of every in the present zone. Ha ha ha ha. Her butt crack couldn't hold the song. It was weird.

What? Her butt crack. I'm trying to it was weird what really her butt crack trying to picture what else we have to change in your little pop up above the butt crack or it would know it would like or when bent over it would flow it wouldn't really stay even shut oh yeah and then the the part in the middle that would cover your but hole and the beginning of your challenge was loose almost. Yeah, you're trying to,

it's like trying to talk with the toothpick in your mouth. It's really, really fun. I feel like Dan's good at doing that though. I probably could. It's like wearing a loose, sick wearing a loose bandana around your face. Yeah. Oh, I mean, yeah,

wouldn't you be so uncomfortable? You got, you need like a really secure song. Yeah, you need something that's clapping whole. Dancing might as well just spray paint glue. She was so hot. Such a babe. She was so. She was so.

Constance Wu. She was so hot. And then Jay got to watch the J-Lo dance. I called the theater away from her. I announced it. It was like so spectacular. 50 years old. Athleticism.

That's all everybody kept saying in the bed. Well, that was also funny to watch. I said J-Lo, when they had to get like the choreography for their things and we're just like sit for their dances and we're sitting there and just watching the choreographer Stripper do like the the move and then jalo would go do it looks exactly the same way and then watching this Asian girl clunker with Boots just kept smashing the floor and just making

loud noises. But she can pretend that her brother just died. Yeah. Better than anyone in this room. Absolutely. You want to watch her cry on command? Watch this. Constance. Pretend your grandmother just passed away after telling you a family secret. There you go. Look at her fucking go. All right, J.Lo. Shake your fantastic ass. Dave Smith argues with me that she, and by the way, this is a course movie make up and blah, blah, blah, blah. It's making her look as good as humanly possible,

but Dave said it maintained it. He doesn't think she's hot at all anymore. What? Shut up, Dave. That's crazy to me. That's what it, that's what you've argued this. That's having a take down. He does, now, she's old and she's old

and she's like, it's not, doesn't look good. Yeah, listen, she doesn't look like this day today. And listen, she's doing, she's not, doesn't look good. All right, listen. She doesn't look like this day today. And listen, she's doing something called all therapy that I did one time where she gets it on every three months I read. They shoot lasers into like your jaw area. It hurts so much, I'm most tapped out, but I couldn't just, I got one side of my face down.

Damn, you see, she's like, I'd be like, mm, like you're getting like a, mm, like I'm smirking for the rest of my life you guys get around carrying it's kind of unpleasant I think she's always talking shit about me. She's like did you get a new stroke therapy? She doesn't take me seriously. She's always like hey guys Yeah, you're always doing that. Yeah happy birthday Yeah, really is it happy? Thank you. So they, so they electrocute you, so your jaw is tight. Essentially. Yeah, it's what it does.

It creates a deep, flesh wound deep in your jaw so that it has to heal and produce new collagen so that you say tight as fuck. You heard it. So you're, you're putting a wound on yourself inside, like inside your face. Damn. To get that tight jaw. Yes. I do it. I'm telling you Jay it was hard to hurt so much I have a very high tolerance for pain it was by far the most painful thing I've ever felt my life really if you've even find this secret rich therapy it's not coming up you were it is rich there was speculation yesterday

on lesionist gangs that you were on a date with your eye hall any truth well I did bring him to Tim Doan's party. Yeah that's fun. I was like either this or Paniata. No. He was great. You are right. You have C-File. Yeah. He is so charming. I really loved him. He's super funny. He was very vulnerable. I guess he hasn't like done a bunch of interviews and stuff since he retired. But he hit me up. He's like, I'll do your podcast. I was like, okay, you're right. I'll call. Who are you? He's supposed to be a champion. Google, Google, Google. Yeah, I guess he said he lost his last fight because the guy was hugging him too much.

Yeah, that's funny to hear. Don't tell us anymore. It sucks to hear what he tells you. He's like, yeah, I lost fight, but like, guy was saying gay stuff to me and I don't play that shit. So like, I gave up so I want to get out of there. And he's trying to make me sad. So I was just hugging him and I was like, what a girl.

It's like, what about the other fight? I watch it lose another fight too. He goes, yeah, that guy actually put like stones in his gloves. So he's crazy. It's crazy. I heard him so bad with my punches. He begged me for his life and I felt bad. So I let him win. I'm undefeated in fair fights. Honestly. Yeah, it's crazy. You know, I'm undefeated and also in kissing booths. I did a lot of them. That's a smagger. He told me he dated a celebrity, but he wouldn't tell me who. Well, not even at the end of the night, you wouldn't tell you? No, we didn't have any interlude of that manner. But we are like, I think we're best friends.

Yeah. Yeah. Didn't feel romantic chemistry at all. No, a little like we joked about it a little bit. He said he would like give me a baby or whatever, but like oh I mean that's just black. I talk. Yeah, that's my figure like that's how they say yeah That's how Lou what does it what black Lou said when you walked into the studio? Yeah, the first thing Greer Barnes said me when I met him Yeah, maybe 1999

Trot small says to me every time I see him Put a baby on the get you bring it put a baby you thank you already Fuqua. I go happy happy seasons greeting to you as well Yeah, I look off. You put a baby in the last night. Yeah, in your mouth. I like you. I'm not keeping it. I'm not keeping it. It's pretty crazy though that you're just,

when you're like walking around with a fighter like that, you're like, this guy can kick the shit at it. Everybody here. It was so much fun because yeah, we're like on the car ride there. And we're just joking around. And he's like, yeah, no, like I'm a registered weapon. I'm like, sweet, because I'm gonna get enough

some fights at this party. Yeah, and you're gonna have to stick up for me. I'm like, sweet, because I'm gonna get enough some fights at this party. Yeah, and you're gonna have to stick up for me. I'm just gonna start. She goes and slaps Tim. Yeah. This is my house now. I hate your house.

Yeah, house is the first of all, you're right, hall. Who are you? So how do you do when you're in? Do you have any political affiliations or connections? Get the hell out of here. I'm making mini burgers that'll knock you fucking socks off. I mean, other than the people catering the party, he was the only black person.

I heard it was full black catered. Lewis said that not one non-black help. No. No, yeah, no, that's not true. There was one, there was one like Scandinavian looking blonde guy with like a weird like, you know, remember Doug the cartoon? Yeah.

Who's like the bad guy? Like a Roger type. But blonde hair. Yeah, they hired him to handle the knives. They only trust one white with the knives. He goes, I'm sorry, I heft you on the knock the knives. There's a lot of black hell here. And they can be violent. They said because of your shared history,

that there might be a violent uprising. So I need to control the knives. Mr. Tim says I gotta keep the knives from you. And then I will earn my pennies. Mr. Tim. Mr. Tim says I can sleep in the house tonight. If I don't let the blacks get the knife. Mr. Tim pats me on my head and says to control the knives.

Okay, Mr. Tim, I'm gonna go do the knife count and then gonna go to bed. Don't worry, Sven is covering all the blades Mr. Tim says okay to sleep without pants Mr. Tim says it's okay to give me raspberries on my tummy as I sleep He comes into the bedroom when I am sleeping like K Parker and taboo Mr. Tim says it's important to wear lotion at night. Yeah, yeah, why don't you think it all that time with mr. Tim yeah, I'm out here flipping burgers and shit You could get over here Sven you goofy ass white. Oh, I would not give you any if you can think you the verb I mean food was so good was it oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, cuz you guys had that fucking plantation catering

Oh, yeah, it's all black That'd be great to pay the pies and just right guys, there was a poboy you guys were eating in white gloves. We went no let me try some of this Oh my god, crazy chicken All this is just delightful now to work off the meal pick five of these caterers you want a hunt Now the hardest game the hunter is human human You got me Mr. Tim. I will not have to run you mad the agreement. Oh, so then you're good You hold my hold my elephant god. Give me numb numbs Give papa something give me a little sugar. Yeah

Right here right here on the sugar bank You guys give me one of the cheap what turn around kiss you got you It's got you around you kiss, yeah. Gotcha. Just catch it right on your kiss. Gotcha. Hopefully you once. Yeah. But that is, that's crazy. This is just, you know, a UFC contender, former contender. Hit you out. Interesting guy says really funny stuff.

He's like, I'd never had a woman, but I'll shake a bitch. You know, that's Chris Rock joke. Is it? Yeah. Okay, he repeats Chris Rock jokes. That's pretty cool. He goes off of Chris Rock's figure in blacker. I mean, sometimes it did feel like you that there's a war going out

there between black people and you go, good. Karen, no. Sometimes it felt like he was staring off in the space a little bit and you had to kind of like bring him back, you know, he was she had like a tennis ball or something. Yeah, I could probably show you some highlights where that happened. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You've watched him of his fights. I watched him like kick a guy

really bad. I would him like kick a guy really bad I would love Karen's like UFC commentary She goes like the hot one got punched in the head, but then like the other ones like got a sick body It is like when I meet porn stars an SDR show and she goes, oh, have you seen my videos? I saw the one where you like took took the dick way deep That's the one with your deep throat of the dick. deep. Yeah, I can't. This is like, well, that's my thing. That's the one where you deep-throwed the dick. She's like, but my acting got tough. Yeah, what about when I, oh yeah, no teacher, that was worried

about the whole football team. I've set the scene, I was nominating. Well, they don't even do those big expensive ones anymore. Do you want to say they go, no, you were a good pirate. Yeah. No, it was pretty cool that you're a step sister and your step brother was jerking off again.

Yeah, to stop it. I'll be honest, I thought you were going to get out of that rope. Yeah, black dude. You said it. Black dude, pretty good as a sexy Satan. Black Lou did the guy call back, that was worried about subgirl. He has not called back yet.

We found a girl named subgirl. And she... What was brought to us initially because the very first video, the one viral of her actually, was her getting spit roasted by two black dudes. But getting punched in the ribs. And they were like punching her in the ribs and

I mean hard enough that I thought it was pretty fucking awful, but this is her thing Okay, so we found out at the time that was her thing. It didn't seem to be that's the deal And then we thought it was collapse like it's not my thing Yeah, I can't breathe out on my right side. So I just have regular sex now She carries around the dossier of her medical file, like a roadhouse. Her ex-res? Yeah, she was just, here you go.

She goes, you want to put it on that window? There's just some sunlight. And she goes, you'll see right there? That's my fifth and sixth rib gone. Gone ski. A bliterated. So we found her Twitter through this video. It's like viral video where like, who is this lady?

We found her or a fan founder and sent it to us. And this lady on Twitter was like I Will fuck anybody. She was literally all fucking anybody and pictures of her fucking guys missing Where all this stuff but she has moved into the gigantic black cock space But she also is a avid buffalo bills fan, so she's always like Film I need cock but also go bills. No way. Yeah. And then so this guy called in,

this was the one where she's just getting beat up. And they're like, he just starts like punching her ribs. But there was a guy that called in, and it was like, I'm worried about her. Because she, and then we should find out what he's worried about now. But we checked her Twitter, and then she put out like kind of like a news conference clip

where she was in her car. Press conference. Yeah, she's like, I got to address some rumors. Yeah, she's had to talk about some things. And we were about to watch that. Yeah. And then we went to commercial as it came in. Okay.

They're arguing about her going and I think is what we're talking about. If you go to her Twitter stuff now, higher quality cameras moving around the message is her setting up a camera and letting two guys not bad go to work on no It's great. I prefer this you yeah, we're gritty grainy like a homemade J. L. iPhone J. L. is art house porn right? I like the Hard to walk yeah, I like the MCU I like a big budget. Yeah, you'd I like all the bells and whistles Because I want a man to fuck Yeah, Dan's got a sense of romance

He wants to be one Dive free lesson Before he lets a woman enter him I'm a sh- I'm more like Jai Like I mean like the most vile things to get up Like I like myself is like depraved I feel like

So J walks that land I know But this thing is so now I think if you go to her Twitter You can see it's like her and several other girls and they're doing like all black dick porn. Yeah, they basically did a little more Avengers together. It's a little more like it's just produced to some degree. It's still pretty raw. You could fucking watch this stuff. It's got a graphics guy. Yeah, they really found a good they found a good guy with a decent camera and a good graphics You got a 4k a good graphs and now they they got a little bit of special effects, but it goes a long way

So go to the press and her big thing was also we don't overstress under stress that she goes I will fucking it So the videos have heard the beginning were like there's videos of her fucking the guys got like one arm or like you know Big fat people or whatever was I was but now it seems to moved on to just this produced black dick porn, but she acknowledged something here. So we don't know what the guy was talking about. So this is subgirl press conference. Subgirls here are eight, three, one. Press conference happens in a Kia Sedona.

Shout out Kia. And by the way, Sedona. So there's a veins. Guys, I just wanted to check in. I know I dropped the thread video yesterday. And I've been getting a lot of positive feedback. A lot of people love the video. Hold on, pause this.

Real quick, what's funny is there's a guy driving right now. Someone who's driving. Someone who's been back up. Someone who's been back up in Uber. It's her dad. Alright, I don't need to know you're doing all these videos. Dad, just drive and stop listening. But you're my Cynthia, you're still my little prince.

And also sounds like she released a cooking video. She's like, the positive feedback is great. The dread. Well, she says the dread video and the dread, if you go, or I think you could see, it's, she is taking, maybe the biggest of biggest dicks, the sky dread. I just know from her Twitter. You just know, yeah, from, why don't have her only fan? You just know, you just know from her Twitter. You just know, yeah, from why don't have her only fans?

You just know, you just know from following her. You're just a fan. Right, right, right. Just well, I dropped the, I dropped the dread video. A lot of people are asking me if I ripped. Right. I didn't know. One of you is tearing, no tearing.

No tear toes day. No tear toes day. I did ice pack it just to get it back in. I know a lot of you guys are wondering Am I shitting out of my pussy hole now? Yeah, that was a frequently asked question I'm not I'm not shitting out of my Oh, no, Jim Acosta CNN

No, I am not a pop it as subgirl Subgirl subgirl subgirl subgirl subgirl subgirl subgirl subgirl subgirl subgirl Or missus doctor subgirl. I actually prefer doctor miss subgirl. I actually prefer miss subgirl, subgirl, subgirl, subgirl, subgirl, subgirl. They're subgirl or Mrs. Dr. Subgirl. She goes, I actually prefer Dr. Miss Subgirl. I actually prefer Miss Subgirl MD. She's, she's Stedman, uh, signs, signs weekly. Yeah, go ahead, uh, guns and ammo. Uh, your question, soldier or fortune?

Yes. Car's in, car, I forgot the other word, car driver. Car driver. Step that, I was used to read, all right. Let's go back to her. So she dropped, she dropped the dread video. A lot of people, car driver. Car driver. I was just a little bit stuck that I was used to read. All right, let's go back to our process. So she dropped the dread video. A lot of people, positive comments. They said, wow, that made me come.

They said, wow. You're such a slut that's so sexy. Some people said, another big, huge black cock destroying your pussy. What's next? And then some of you said, fire emojis. Some of you said, hard eyes. Eggplants. This person. A lot of you did the

emoji with the like the just the line across their mouth. I mean have an opinion. Don't middle of the road me on my fucking board. Hey, Sweden, take a shot. Yeah, he goes, what do you think about it? Straight face. I feel another neither happiness nor sadness about this. It's keeping my lunch down, but also my penis. All right, let's go. So you know that I'd like to address some people are like, oh, you're going mainstream. Um, that's not normal sub-girl content. Oh, dude.

No, that normal subcaro content. Oh, dude, there's like when sugar ray stuff playing death metal started every morning. Yeah, she's like a mixtape queen. Yeah, yeah, she's chance the rapper of sluts. She's like, yeah, I kept it mixtape, but then I got in there with Kanye. She goes, listen, a dread comes along. You got a three camera shoot. I'm taking, I'm taking big D.

You go, do you follow some girl? You go. I mean, girl stuff. Yeah, her early stuff was good. Yeah, before she went like popular. Yeah,'m taking big day. You follow subgirl, you go. I mean, girl stuff. Yeah, her early stuff was good. Yeah, before she went like popular. Yeah, back to school. It's like liking Pitbull's rap before he became the international. I like being able to see her dirty apartment when she was poor.

And now she has money, stuff's clean. I liked more of her food tonn fucking better than her. I know how far back this goes with me. When I was young, I tell you my favorite point, which I started going back and looking at on porn sites is dirty Debbie Tons thing Yeah, where it was the guy Ed Powers would just fuck it was like new porn stars like first porn thing Similar to up and comers with mr. Randy West that became Randy West fucked on dirty Debbie Tons and then he shot out

Randy West retired, but still still a god But they would do that fuck there is a point there at him fucking dumb would do that fuck there is a point there at him fucking dumb I'm saying there go oh no so watch that machine but watching that Ed Power in the earliest of videos these girls were coming to like they had to open like a screen door before a shitty metal door to get in the dump house and then by like dirty Debbie taunts like whatever many like 300 videos they were in it was like gates and a fountain in front of them and I was like no you know what I kind of miss like a girl being like

Yeah, fuck you on this dirtiest mattress like this Terrapatric being in a lot a third floor walk-up And she's like all right you can bust on me dude Randy West fucks Jenna James and arguably the most famous porn star ever By name recognition. I mean he comes in in her, has her queef at the load on just some dumpy motel bed. But that's the fetish, like that's the best video. He's like, it's actually cake. Oh wow. Yeah, makes it real.

It's dirty. By the way, subgirl is in communication with our bonfire Twitter. She says, thank you for the retweet. Would love to be on the show whenever you guys will have me. Get sewed up and get on over here. Yeah, patch up. Why don't we get you patched up? I'm going to throw some new tires whenever you guys will have me get so up and get on over here. Yeah, patch up Why don't we get you patched up?

We have to have her on she's go mainstream. What's here? Let's see. I mean she comes on the show. That's mainstream dog That is All right I'm still the same self-girl. If she started speaking French right now, you speak the same language. Bangeir, je m'appelle Sobgir, and to all my haters, chomptenté, je suis à 30,

entre une, je suis très honnie. Anyway, kiss my ass. Guys, Fou toi. Yeah, tu Two L'sh Just be pleasant And follow me on subgirl getting fuck fuck later Don't forget I got the load boys coming over

Gonna get covered I'm gonna get paper machine What's his name I refuse me? He's coming over He's coming over No fuck it up, the guy she did it with Dread, Dread's coming by I can't find the Dread video on her Twitter.

Let's try to get as a resource. See it probably could. Yeah. I just, I had the opportunity to work with Dread and Dictrain or something. You know something. That's so funny. It's so funny.

You guys, you guys, you guys. Why should I say huge words? She's a Dictrain or? She's a Dictrain or loads McQueen.. She's a dictator in her loads McQueen. You know, it's all the top dogs out here. Peck or Thompson. I'm even award nominee Tom. The ferns Lydia.

Sack and brochure the third. You know, you're going to get the studio. These guys are going to be on jam. Nutbag, Finkelstein. I really just got an opportunity just to get Look at her go give her the bitch Great leave wraps. No, this is dick trainer. Oh, dick trainer. Yeah What why do black guys look okay with their dick hair shaved off to skin complexion thing? I'm gonna man is weird that a guy name is dick drain. Yes, that's very true. I was not gonna play well in the hood

You gotta use this government name if he goes to jail. Sorry guys. Hey guys. I'm a Actually dick-drainy I had to change my name. I never learned parts of speech. Yeah Yeah, so funny just Bob Sagittane America funny some videos these poor clips Oh, look at this. This is a comfortable chair to sit on We go back to her letting us know about the mainstream. Yes, guys. I got to work with Fadi McNutt. Yeah, look, I hopped in the studio with Tim Beland.

Yeah. And, you know, next thing I know, Scott Storch is producing the beat on. And you get that producer in a room. You say no. Okay, you say no at the same opportunity. You have them playing one of his playing, playing, and see if you don't have a head on your hands. Anyway, I'll see you guys in Fort Wayne, Indiana, adult con. Yeah.

Hey guys, I'm looking forward to sucking dick mine, that circle K. For $5, you can see you guys shut their dick in my nostril. Yeah. Do you guys ever want to see me get dick, dick boogers? That's where someone comes in my nose and then I far I

Farmer rock it it out. Oh, I'm going by booger drain or now. Yeah, damn dude She's you call herself the nitty pot and then have guys come up our nose and have it come out Say it clears out mucus from like years you guys ready to watch me cook a bird You guys ready to watch me at Cuckoo Bird? Ding, ding! The sinus rinse. You know, it's red as a big dick, but you guys like to see me push to my limits. So, you know, I tried to take advantage of the opportunity and it was fun for me. It was a great experience.

It's experiencing new things and um, Dick Trainers he's also one of the most aggressive guys on the way. Dick Trainers. And again you guys like to see me push my limit so you know I, the car crash it is. Yeah, he's so slow in fish now. Push my limit. Oh guys, I got, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, me feel good can't tell you why does she pushes it to the limit what Here's why this makes me feel good in some way because I had a week like last wherever the weekend was my just like I said it was one of those weekends where we left the show on me and Jacob having a thing on the show and then so the internet you know the followers of the show are all we can who sucks and fuck you and this and that and everything sucks and to watch this even to core where you are just doing people the solid of for a fair and reasonable price.

You will fuck anybody and take massive dicks and do all their requests. And he still has to have a response like, all right, some of you guys said it was too awesome what I just did. So like even she, she has to go on as you're doing that for a living and it's not all positive responses insane. You still have to feed through someone goes, corny, goes corny, corny, and the funny. She gets that on those. Okay, you're not funny. Get back in the kitchen, bitch.

She's like, okay, I'm fucking a whole busing staff from Golden Corral. I'm waiting for the punchline. And they go, oh, okay, Hollywood. All right, I guess you're Hollywood now. Oh, you fucked with an STD test. Oh, you have an on-site doctor. Oh, okay, oh, I didn't know you were doing cover art for your porn now. Oh, you want him to wipe his cock off when he goes astamails? Okay. Okay. Fancy. Wow. I thought you were with us in the trenches. Yeah. Because, you know, I figured you guys would love the video that comes out of it, which I know you will. Um, anyways, I just want to let you guys know, you know, I've been down here in Florida. Yeah!

Yeah! It ties it all together. It ties the whole show together, Jacob. I know we gotta take a break, but she just said she's been down in Florida. Say no more. Say no more. By the way, that's what a perfect rap. What a perfect rap will take a quick break.

I think the show's over. Damn, dude. Karen, you rule. Yes, let's look at Karen. Let's look about it, Karen. He's over. Damn, dude. Karen U-Rule. Yes, let's look at Karen. Let's think about it, Karen. Thanks for having me, guys. Check her out on Twitter at Fehand Karen on IG at Karen Fehand. She's also going to be at Zane's in Chicago.

How do you think, please? That's this Sunday, September 11th. Chicago. It's fucking great. I love that room, Scar'sdale, on September 16th. And then she'd be headlining carolines in time squares September. Yeah, dude. I love carrots September 23rd. Come out and see here. Also check out her podcast only fee hands wherever you listen. She's going mainstream

y'all. Go mainstream. And also don't forget to check out Big J this weekend in legubbies, Tommoni and Maryland. Me and Dan are gonna be down there in Mid-Atlantic, dig boobs Goobs and Dan's at DCM, Provis Weekend, danesoder.com, bigjacommi.com, we'll be right back. This is the Bonfire. You've been listening to Sirius XM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on Sirius XM!

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