The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Making Me Like the Unlikable

Episode Date: September 9, 2022

Jessica Kirson joins The Bonfire and learns the latest about a fight between the troll named Mo Deen and Logan Paul.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

And now the bonfire with Jay Olkerson and Dan Soba and another creature which looks like a Hulk The bonfire everybody factantox here is XM103 Big Joggers and Dan Soba we haven't said that yet our whole crew in the motherfucking house We got DJ Lou our black king the black tiger Lewis So Christine Marie Evans Jacob a tat we're hanging out We're just a person Pandora playlist of the week songs for football. football. NFL inspired songs. NFL inspired songs because NFL season is kicking off this weekend. I know it's here. Go

Niners go birds. Go Niners go birds. Don't go Cowboys. Don't go. No. Don't worry. The Cowboys have their own problems this year. Sunday night. The box. Oh yeah. They're the big. You just played lines, right? Yeah. Yeah, we got the. I have to go. I have to I have a score hide. I have to do on first day. Because my grandmother's stone unveiling. Oh yeah. Is that more so I'm driving back from Goobies. Sunday morning. I'm going gonna go to my grandmother's stone thing Possibly in a jersey That's the most filly thing possible. It is right. It's not fun. I mean, I wore for everything funeral related Of course was a suit. This is a stone unveiling. I can wear suit. Yeah, I did one is it insane? Oh, I love that I did one

It's insane to go in a Eagles jersey. Yes, that's insane Is it insane to go in a Eagle Jersey. Yes, that's insane Okay, Jessica's not even playing around No, you might be right. I love my grand I love my grandmother. You know what you do though You change it's not insane. It's not insane, but you can change in the parking lot fair enough, but if I wore What do I wear a shirt a black shirt? Shit what black button A shirt. A black shirt. Ah, shit. What?

Black button down shirt? Yes. What if I have, what if I put your, what if I put your touch? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I tried to make a black plane t-shirt and jeans. Yes. Okay. I can figure this something like that out A black plane What if it says car heart running them the side of the sweatshirt arm That's fine. It's just an eagle's shirt is a little inappropriate unless she was a diehard Eagles fan It's Michael Vick though. Yeah, no, no

Victor though. Yeah, no. No. Okay. What? Brian Dawkins? If you're gonna paint your face. I think you're gonna go Eagles in. I say go. How about if I write go mama on my belly in green? Yeah, go mama. Yeah, I'm here to support the birds and mama. So, um, no, I wouldn't wear the jersey my grandmother's thing. But I do not But I do actually not know what to work. I'm not dressing up. It doesn't have to be black. Any solid color colored shirt. Just don't look like an ass. Yeah, I got it.

Solid color. I'll have to bring a pair of jeans down. Yeah, I feel like you look so nice in a pair of jeans and a plain black shirt. Or plain any color shirt. Yeah, just to probably. No, I'll make it work. Preferably a of preferably a dark. I could golf shirt, dude. Maybe nice colored golf shirt. Oh, yeah, get a whole of a tube top and short shorts. It's fine. Yeah, look at the booty hanging out the bottom, dude. I bet if I wear a Lewis's

real-ass podcast sleeveless hoodie, I love that. I love that. I say that wear that with yellow glasses. Yeah, maybe just show up big time and everybody. Hey guys This is kind of an in-between thing and stuff. I gotta do but yeah, I got high from the score because that's at noon Sunday Early afternoon and then I got a drive home I have to go pick up my cheesedicks from bullies and get on my filly food and then I have to fucking Avoid that score going in the generator filly Detroit but it's one o'clock. Yeah, I have to fucking avoid that score. Is the game in Detroit or Philly? Detroit, it's one o'clock.

Yeah, I have a recording at home, but I'm not gonna be able to watch it till it's probably over. I'm driving home from DC Saturday night, so I can wake up and just watch football. Oh my god, that's the move. Very excited about it. Just got all my grandmother had to have a stone unveiling

in a very awkward time. I mean, we're. What is it in Jersey? Philly outside of Philly. Weak one NFL season, it's like they're not thinking to other people. It's not, it's like they're not thinking to the living. What about my Nana?

What about my mom, you pieces of shit? Mom, mom, you got it, honey. Thank you, mom, mom. I know, mom, do you care if I wear a Brian Dawkins? Don't say anything like the Michael Vick joke. A Brian Dawkins Jersey to your stone unveiling? No, nothing's good. You spotted honey.

She's fine with it. One of our classic episodes was us finding a clip of internet, asshole, Modine, harassing John Cena in London. And then we had, that's what we all watched together as the most of our context of it. Bomb fire context is old, back when we were on the other station.

Jessica came in, we watched a clip, we had a blast making fun of them. Comedy Central put out that clip as a YouTube clip. So a lot of people saw it, someone gave it to Modine. Modine then cut an hour and a half promo on us three sitting on a bus bench Plugged into a something on on his phone plugged into the charging thing break the homeless kids do here in these village About Modine yeah, we do Modine because you're a fucking turd

Yeah, we do, Modine, because you're a fucking turd. We can fix, yeah? And so far, I will look cool for you. Uh, well, fun, you say that, because Jessica was on the show, and he named her Disgusting Hawk. That's what we called her. Mm-hmm. But he was saying hog, hog. Hog. But he doesn't, oh, he doesn't.

But he ain't talk right. Yeah, so he said, Disgusting Oak. Disgusting Oak. And that Disgusting Oak. So, he, uh, he's up to, oak, discuss the oak, and that discuss the oak. So he, uh, he's up to, you know, Modine didn't have any breakthroughs through COVID. He didn't become a better person in the past couple of years. He's still a real piece of shit.

Uh, over the past weekend, or I think this might have been two weeks ago, there was, you know, these boxing matches with influencers. Influencers are fighting each other now for big money, like actual boxing money. The Paul Brothers are at the front of the... KSI. KSI was fighting a guy named Swarms, I think, in London. I think that's his name.

Swarms back in the ring. And Maudine went to the fight. Oh, wow. He went to the fight. And the first clip we have is Maudine in the arena talking shit to Jake to Logan Paul. Logan Paul is there. I got this all like. Yeah, segmented out. I got everything because I only I will tell you that my excitement.

This is where I come into is he's already damaged. We'll say well, he does get damaged, but we'll find out how he gets here so this is after the KSI fight and this is Modene I gave you a time marker and Logan Paul just went to watch the fights. Yeah, he just went to because I think he probably puts them on or something I bet he's probably making money off it somehow But play the clip where I gave you the time marker because this is Modene talking shit to Logan Paul This video has two time markers on it Yeah, the first one probably That's Modine that's Modine saying he's gonna knock out Logan Paul and his security team remember that

He says he's gonna knock out his security team and he's very very fucking chest out he's he's giving people uh fist bumps because they're like whoa this guy's talking shit rewind it a little bit look how confident Modena's because when you see how much of a smiveling pussy bitch this guy actually is he's very funny is he sicker is he a born asshole I think he's a born asshole I think he's like watch how he treats the when do we look what do you find that out in your life I love the fact you're a born asshole. I think he's like, watch how he treats the... Why don't we look, what do you find that out in your life? I love the fact that you're a born asshole. I'm telling you right now this. Well, it is psychotic that he's doing this.

Sure, yeah. Cause it's dangerous. Yeah. Well, he finds out how dangerous it is. Okay. Here we go to Pussy always work. I got it! My cousin, Andy will knock him up!

Yeah! What? What? What? What? He's recording so All right, so that's that part right? It's definitely the personality of a guy who wants Law suits well, he knows he doesn't he know he's gonna get lawsuits. Well, he knows he doesn't he know he's gonna get beaten up right now because I know I didn't even I don't even know what's gonna happen but I so are gonna watch him getting beaten up. So the other videos where he in the middle two videos of the context because this is we're jumping ahead to the end right now where he's in the hollywood on a purpose. No, we can go to the other videos and we can do this in real time. Okay, so the next video this is Logan Paul

walking backstage with his crew. Okay, so the next video this is Logan Paul walking backstage with his crew Okay, now Logan Paul is left. He has an acknowledged modine This is him backstage at whatever arena they're at and Modine has gotten backstage with one of his cameraman Okay, and so that this is the backstage I Love it. I love the second security like tells him relax he goes oh cool Yeah, no, no, no, no problem in the arena. He's like oh fucking Nokia I was gonna say so this is after that so this is he got backstage afterwards And now he's being a little more like look at look at look at look and can I please that's what you did to John Cena Because he's a pussy yeah, it's always a kick their ass and everything when they're not around and then they're remember when he told

He said we watched that video where he said he would knock out John Cena right this guy really likes to talk Yeah, he likes to talk shit and then and then he's like look quick picture please, but I love to kiss you I'll kiss you on your neck. I think you look very kissable Fuck if the guy can't name a podcast on my right, yes. Yeah, yeah, I Loved I love to kiss you. He got to find the positive area here I want no, I want to shake all of your hands. I don't really I really respect you And I think you're really cute. I think you're cute. I got you posted on my wall. My name is Maudin and I check off to you all the time-loken pool. I love you. You've made seeming pump out of me like a fire hydrant. I'm

so gay for you. I want to drink it. I want to drink your com-loken pool because I'm a little bitch named Maudin. I want to eat my ass hoes. No, please. I say what I don't like, I don't like is people making me that are so despicable. Yeah. That they make me now like people that I thought were like. I know. And so it's like Logan Paul,

like all I do in this video right here, it's feel for him when he says when he goes, I mean, this is a Paul Brothers who like everyone's sort of like, you know, laughed at for the death. It's kind of like the dead guy in a Japanese forest. mean, this is a Paul Brothers who like everyone's sort of like you have laughed at for the death to the dead guy And a Japanese forest. Yeah, this guest. I know this guy's a wacker at his own right, but when he's going I don't hey man I don't like you with the mask. Yeah, I'm like yeah, dude I want some dude following me with a fucking man. Yeah, I mean, I get it's in a Arena fan situation, but people are crazy. We know that for sure

Yeah, and so I get his thing being like how the situation, but people are crazy. We know that for sure. And so I get his thing being like, how the fuck did this mask guy get back here? Yeah. So this is him backstage being, he talked a big game in the arena when Logan Paul wasn't around. And now Logan Paul's actually around.

Right, so then I'm now in like what, like we were just watching clips. I'm like what led up to him getting beaten up because now he's like, I just want to talk to you. Just wait, I was just great. Okay. No, if I do, take off your mask. Where's this for? I'll go to the... No, but I think it's a tip. Talk to him. What do you think it is?

Oh, who do you work for? Fy-Tie. How did you make it out of all the fucking people? Because that's what we do. So that's Modine's people actually. Yeah, that was Modine. And so this guy that's recording right now This guy might be my favorite person. He's not like he's not part of Just wait till you find out who he is okay. He's motine's turns out. I'll reveal her in it

He's motine's security so motine has his own security, but watch how good motine security is at securing anything This gets so fucking funny that black Lew and I were in the studio. Just like, this guy is such a tool. That's great. Yeah. Wow, bro. Oh, god.

This makes me like Logan Paul, because he goes like, ah, he's not back. Ah, you fucking scoundrel. Get out of here. You know, he's like doing that. And you're like, it's likeable. And by the way, I'm gonna argue just because, say what you will about, and the guy went in the ring

with fucking Floyd Mayweather, is like, he's not afraid of Modi, he'll beat the shit out of Modi. Yeah, Louis Paul. Well, he doesn't have to worry about that. He's got, he has actual security. Yeah, so go to the next clip, because that's a guy named fucking Phillip. That's over.

So you just see, so I'm watching you watch the gradual thing. That's some guy named fucking fill up. That's over. So you just see it. So I'm watching you watch the gradual thing. Yeah, no, that's good. We'll get back to this clip. OK, so this is, they run into Jake Paul security. And I gave you a time marker on this one. Oh, Jake Paul's there too. I'm not a Logan Paul.

Sorry. So they're saying wrong, Jake Paul. Oh, maybe Jake Paul was there. It's a jaker Logan. Uh, what's that? He's switching back and forth when he's screaming. Sometimes I think he's doing it. It's a big. That's this whole thing to us. He tries to, he's so excited to meet you, but he tries to dismiss you. Remember what John Cena? He's like, he's an even that good of a wrestler. He's always like, who gives a fuck anyway? He sucks.

Yeah, but you're disguised following. So this is Modean's security. John Cena he's like he's an even that good of a wrestler. You know, he's always like who gives a fuck anyway? He sucks. Yeah, but you're this guy's following. So this is Modean's security. That's the guy. That was the guy that faced. That's one of these are some of the videos I saw. So yeah, that's his security. Yeah, why?

It was just like, oh, dude, this is great. What? I didn't know this was security. What? What? What? Come on, Logan! What?

What? What? What? What? So there it is go back you have to watch a quick so what Modena's first off he's on a scooter which is hilarious. He's just on a little is that him on a scooter. Go to the one where he's talking shit right outside the van. He's like yelling at the Logan or Jake. I forget what you wanted is and he's like, he's like, fuck you, fuck you, come and get this, come and get this. Oh no, this is, this is the thing.

Modine is going up to the van and being like, fuck you, I'll fuck you up, I'll fuck you up. He's yelling at the van. And then what he does is go a little earlier, Christine, because it might be, well, that looks like he's doing it there. So this is the van. What he does it with the van, and again,

I want to find the clipper, he's talking shit before it. What he does with the van, he walks up with his scooter and then starts slapping the side of the van and the second a security guard gets out, Modine on his scooter's like, he he he he, and takes off. And dude, his security, Modine's his scooters like he he and takes off and Dude his security Modine's security

Watches in the funniest way possible. Oh his one guy. Yeah, so just play it you can just play it Oh, yeah, they're open a bail and this is his security security This is security already got him Yeah, this is this is no Dean security is going like this. Oh, they don't they hold them. Oh, they really go Oh, they got mo Oh, security Yeah, look at his little bitch. Look at this bitch run. He's such a pussy. He just runs and he's like oh Oh, oh, oh, and then he's get him

They just fucking beat the shit out of him All right, and so this is security this is security going like oh no, oh they got mo Oh, no, they got he's just watching Yeah, what a mall cop of security and then dude this guy walking back that he security is so funny goes bros You should have seen him Guys as big as a house Oh, he's got no team oh no He's got more team oh

Scott Mo Dean. Oh no. He's got Mo Dean. Oh, he's got Mo Dean. He got Mo. Good security, dude. You're fucking hell of security. So now he's got, by the way, the next clip is my favorite. This is one of my favorite. He's got a, he's got a victim blanket. He's got a victim blanket. He's got a hurricane blanket on his legs. Like a fucking idiot. Like there was a disaster. Yeah, he's got a disaster blanket. Like a twister to his ripped up his fucking house in Oklahoma. And he's like, he's laying on the side where he's laying on his hand. Like, that was a big Archie. Oh, we're going to a big Archie. So does he still have the mask on? Yes. So you want to go back to the first video?

Uh, wait, hold on, is this him going like, oh, they really got him. Yeah, yeah. They got him and he's really big. They hurt his legs. He just films it over his shoulder. We had one of Jake Boosecourt, he jumped out the van. This guy was a size of the big show.

Oh, that's right. He keeps calling him a big show guy. He's the big show. He keeps saying it. He's a big show guy He keeps saying it big show guy He's big as a house yeah And when in him a broken big house That's right yeah

If you sort of decided this guy good Yeah he was a size of a building I feel this these are like one of those knockout videos where you feel so satisfied watching This is when you this is like when you torture animals And then you're shocked when they animals bite you or attack you Yeah, oh you know when you do that to animal. I do say good for them also But like he should have this but I actually wish the only bummer as of all this is there's not any better video of these guys Thump in this guy. I know so it's like when you see those videos of them torturing elephants like with the elephants like

Just squashes the guy. Oh, fuck yeah, that was awesome. Good job, elephant. This guy just kept talking shit and again, they're habitat and then they fucking yeah, they chew on you. And let's not forget. Modine was in the arena saying that he would quote knock out jet his security. Yeah, that's what he said verbatim not not one-on-one mate. I mean no I'm on my scooty scooty security be a little person like hello. I'm his security. Oh, I deal in wishes We've Jake Paul alone We represent Jake Paul Bend over here. I like the guy that's like I like the guys like I'm Billy Barney's nephew

I like that he's like on Jake post on on Maudine's security, yeah, nothing's gonna happen to him because oh That goes real big oh he's from the big show. Oh, he's the big show. Oh, it's it's out well He's getting a suske. So mom Dean mo Dean picks up in the hospital So, Mo Dean picks up in the hospital, it broke his leg. They broke his leg in two places. Yeah, that's what happened in old school. And then he's going like, what, yeah?

And he's doing the thing where he caused this. 100%. And then he's acting like the victim where he's going like, yeah, and this is why I'm telling you, he's a cunt because the way he's talking to the hospital staff. Oh, oh, I saw this These things let me say this and he's like this crazy. I pick up my bed. Yeah, pick up me bed. I need to pray

Not right now, please I need to pray. I didn't pray and I was telling black Lou my favorite thing is there's like an Irish or British nurse and They're basically the UK's version of The the black female nurse that doesn't want to deal with your shit because she basically the whole time she's like, oh I don't know, your legs broken. I don't know, they're gonna look at it. Can you move? And he goes, can you lift me up? He lift me up and she goes, you're too heavy. How does he go? He goes, can I have another pillow? No. Yeah. They're treating him exactly how he should be treated. Oh yeah. Like a piece of shit that I heard. He's in there. Yeah. He's now like, he's in there. He goes, can you believe things like this, bad things.

I guess do happen to good people. He's like so sick. How can you believe I was on my way to fix feed sick kids. Also check out Mammoth Hat. They gave me a board, Danny Soba says. Dan Soba is the finest hat for larger head styles. And honestly, he sold it it like he really sold it You're helping a small business out of a man's house out of the spare room. He makes them one at a time Also check out my sick ass pictures from a bazaar. I

Spent some time with the owner of mammoth hats in my dude My fuck is still didn't read my message Yeah, you gotta read your message now. He got what you need. He's gone. That guy's not on the because this is a no longer a valid account Is unfollowed I can't do so here's the video of Modine in the hospital being a you know getting what he deserved Christine that's you I need to pray I need to pray I need to pray It's a pleasure of time bus can you put this up a bit can you put my back up my back? I need to pray I need to pray that's the hair You put it back put it up up. Yeah, but you're quite heavy for me

No, it's not a button. So I need you to grab a hold and say the formula. By the way, what's going on over there? There's manual shift hospital beds. Also, why is he wearing the mask of a stunt driver? Yeah, he's like, sorry, I'm just in the pressure of earth. Oh, yeah, if you're astrotot under team, what I didn't tell you is they're about to set me on fire and I'm gonna walk across the camera. I'm a cosmonaut. Yeah. Dude, him just being an astronaut.

By the way, it says, what is a global gym? It's a gym mask. Oh my God. And everyone's just saying LOL, LOL, everyone's just laughing at him. This guy isn't as- No one likes him. This guy's got people watch to hate him.

And he gets that so he leans into it. But I mean, I don't understand how you can walk around being the ass. I was like then that Boonk gang kid. Yeah. Remember when he was same thing, it's like he had all these followers, he's doing all this dumb shit.

But like, I looked at him as a guy would just go into a Popeyes and jump over the counter and grab a bunch of food and walk out. I'm like, what's a criminal on a piece of shit? But people are like, this guy's crazy. And he just keeps feeding into it. This guy just does the same thing. He's like, I bother, I professionally bother famous people.

Yeah. God listen to him. I need to pray. I need to pray, man. Sorry about this, I'm just gonna pray, any. Dear Jesus up in heaven bless me with stronger bones We're not sure yet. We're gonna see what happens with your ex-reference. Is that pillow? Another pillow, please? Oh, I need a pillow. I'm such one of the doctors is nice to make you.

Nice to meet you. I've heard what happens. I'm just saying, okay. So you've got a broken bone, which I suspect you are ready. Okay. You've got a, this is obviously bad. You've got a break just here. I've got a break on this one as well.

That's how Tommy is. She went, you have a break right here and he goes, this leg's broken too. She's like, another one you know is broken. No, I'm just, and she says that she goes, no, I'm just trying to show you on your leg where you broke it and not touch the broken leg and he goes, yeah, so they know both broken. So he didn't break both of me legs. I bet he's at this moment right now thinking about how much money he's going to make by suing the Paul Brothers. No, that's, this guy's whole existence is to get into it and sue somebody for a lot of money. It's a scumbags mentality.

God, I hope you get hit by a bus. That's what people, that's what all the internet stuff is. It's all baiting to get you to do something, fucking. I know. And then it's human by the way, to get you to do something human. Like someone's fucking with you. Yeah, and then eventually you're like, hey man, don't do what you're doing is dangerous to me. Again, Same thing. They if honest

I got it. They got physical with him in the back of the arena when he was up that close to the mask on and these guys if someone's Follow me the mask and I had security other guys. Put a hand on that guy's chest. He's like following us with a mask on yeah also rip a core in the whole time. Yeah Yeah, I think yelling be like fuck you I'll knock you out I'll knock you out and you security and then security is ready because I didn't mean that what do you do? Let's discuss what we think's happened to him in his childhood. Oh, I mean this this kid is damaged Yeah, he's being super broken. Yeah, I probably you never do things like this unless you really I mean We're all damaged in certain ways, but this kid has really been through the ring. I bet you Dan look how good you're doing is a guy like a gang bang It over 50 swimming locker room. So this imagine what happened to him. It must be much more commercial for nothing

That's all I did this is this is I didn't try to fight John Moxley at AEW dynamite in comparison It's this guy's far from this videos of me harassing Floyd Mayweather fuck you Floyd you were never a strong puncture yeah you're a defensive fighter you piece of shit look at his mouth in this yeah I go hey guys disturbing hey guys it's it's Dan I'm at the hospital Floyd got a hold of me security broke my legs but this mammoth hotwear you stuck it wasn't from

mammoth hotwear I probably would have got spit in my eyes also. Yeah, yeah, do something happen. I bet you. Oh, I'm telling you. He won't ever be human about it. He won't ever. Is there no moment in this sort of, he plays character the entire time down, right? Yeah, he's not once like, I fucked up.

Is this the last video? Yeah. Play the more I'm talking. I have this leg where it is on this leg. Okay, just thought it had to touch it. It's got a great just here. He's reading the comments. He's so aware that he's filming himself. Play the more I'm talking. I'm just like wearing this leg, okay, just so I don't have to touch it. I think we got a break just here. He's reading the comments.

He's so aware that he's filming himself. Oh yeah, he's not listening to one thing. I mean, oh no. Is there, can you look at comments? Christine, while we talk about this, can you look at Modene to see if he's done any updates of like, I've got me like fixed, and now I'm gonna fucking show the poor brothers.

I'm a cyborg now. I got gonna fucking sood of Paul Brothers. Yeah, I'm a sideborg now. I got right, I got on a fucking robot leg. But this guy is, this is all stuff that for years we've been following this guy. Scuzz existence. Yeah, he earned it. He earned a broken leg. Is he...

Worse, really, I mean this than TMZ though. TMZ everyone just kind of like respects them and says like. That's like a thing. It's like a new source at this point. Do you remember that comic that we knew that we worked for TMZ? Yeah. And he just like started working for TMZ. Yeah.

He'd be outside the serious building and he'd be like, what's going on? He's like, should the shit with us waiting for like, you know, Rihanna to walk out or they walk out and he goes, hang his good scene. Rihanna! What's up with your fantasy? Rihanna! What's up? What's up with your fucking stupid his good thing Rihanna what's up? Rihanna what's up? You fucking stupid fat pussy

Rihanna did you deserve to get hit by Chris Brown? Rihanna a lot of people in Shanna Chris didn't do a good enough job Anyway, yeah, Al Martin is starting to work me a little bit more so I'm starting to get some weekday spots there Before 10 p.m. which is actually nice for a day. Hang on a second. I'm sorry. I go Rihanna Rihanna! Rihanna! What, what, what, what, what, that when you're tinny fell out Rihanna?

That was Janet Jackson. I love you, Jay. That she snapped and she says Janet Jackson goes, we got it, we got it, she snapped. They're just looking for people to get mad. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. They try to fire people up and then they're like, can you believe he fucking hit me? After all, that he's out of the thing? That's what enrages me. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. They try to fire people up and then they're like, can you believe he fucking hit me?

After all that he said. That's what enrages me. Yeah, because it's that. It's like, what are you gonna do? Hit me? It's Duke for Rocky V. Hit me and I'll sue and then you just keep me. Yeah.

Yeah. What is the newest thing, Christine? Well, I think this is him. It looks, you know, it's not like. I mean, it is. What's that middle video? He's not gonna verify. He's a fucking asshole. Well, he might be verified. know I it's not like I mean it is what's that middle video he's not gonna verify he's a fucking asshole. Oh he might be verified. Oh he's not gonna die out anyway. Yeah he wouldn't be verified. If you know this one is

inconsistent that's okay you'll start tomorrow just like you said yes to what is this? I think he's like motivational. What? Go to the one where he's showing his ring. To who, rapists? Yeah, really. Let's keep it all as creepy as possible. Love for a law. Hey, you got it for a law. A law is like I, I, I didn't want you to do that.

Yeah, a law. Yeah, a law is like, ah, dude, dude. And it's chill, dude. I got a lot of people doing some crazy shit out there for me. Don't me. I don't need you doing this dirt, dude. I did chill, dude. I got a lot of people doing some crazy shit out there for me. Don't me. I don't need you to do in this dirt, dude. Do you think he hates you, Dan, because you constantly try to draw the profit, Muhammad?

I mean, all I do, that's my doodles. That's my doodle on board. This is the case of him. They would have your doodling. He was just drawings of possibilities of the profit, Muhammad. You go to the and I go, this is Muhammad if he was a ginger.

I gave him, on this Muhammad, I gave him freckles this Muhammad's he's holding a cigarette yeah, and he's blowing it out He's got some pretty cool shades on this this Muhammad's throwing devil horns. That's so funny I just constantly drawing Muhammad. That's my doodle picture Well, some people make cubes or boxes smile the, the S. Some people, yeah, people have little fun faces or they draw their own name, maybe graffiti style. I like to do, I like to do little noodles of the Prophet Muhammad. Damn, you can just Google drawings

of the Prophet Muhammad. Do they know about this? You can just Google it? Yeah, they don't like it. They go, man, some of these work is really well. This is their child porn. Yeah, do you have a child load beam when that when it when eventually he gets killed for this shit rotten piss dude I don't think I'll feel anything

No, he's looking for he's looking this guy. He wants his life to be like He wants to be notorious. He doesn't care if it's for people liking him or not, which I in some ways envy I care of it's for people liking them or not, which I, in some ways envy, I envy not caring if people like you or not. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I want people like me so better to frequent for a hack company. I want Logan Paul to like me.

Do you know what I mean? I mean, like, I feel like frogs splashing. He's huge. I didn't know he was that big. Yeah, but I'm saying, you just meet him. Like my instinct is still what we say. We bust Corey Felman's ball. So I said to somebody this weekend, actually, I go, we bust Corey Felman's ball so much and make fun of the stuff but

I said if he walked in the room I would still be like I get it yeah yeah yeah you know I mean like it's the bad thing I mean we talked shit about low dean for doing that but we do do that where we make fun of celebrities do shit and then if they're in do you do yeah but I would also never assign somebody to go harass a fucking celebrity I mean I think it's fucking crazy to just go bother someone like that. Never. I say when they make me like somebody who I find

unlikable, do you remember the Justin Bieber like going into his place when he was walking? He's like, guys, guys, he says no more. He's like, I took pictures, I signed stuff. Like, it's my house. Like, stop, please. Like, I did all, he's like, I gave you guys a few minutes. Like, and he goes inside and you're like, it's Please, like I did all, he's like, I gave you guys a few minutes, like, and he goes inside

and you're like, it's the most reasonable thing I've ever adjusted in Bieber's days. Like, guys, is there a moment where I can like, you could stop? Like, the whole idea of, I've done it all. I've said here smile that I walked slow, so you can take pictures of me walking down the street. Like, can you not, you're blocking me and my chick and everything. It's like, nutty. The idea of just everything is for content is gross.

I know. I know. I'm going to say, but that's good content. The idea of just everything is for content is gross. I know. Everyone's like, but that's good content. You do this. You guys go on TikTok, you guys talk about it. It's insane. Christine is addicted to it. I genuinely don't have it.

I have it. I have social media team that I have put stuff up on it. For sure, but I have everything else. Like, I, so I answer my things on like Facebook and Instagram and stuff I got in Twitter if I go on it, but like, I don't even have the TikTok app, it's just done. Which is fine, because Christine says, I would love it, I can't agree. When I look at someone's specific like video on Instagram,

and it sends you to the Reels or something, right? And then when you flip up from that, it doesn't take you to the next thing that's in your feed, it takes you to the next Reels, so you can get lost in that TikTok thing. Yeah, the algorithm. I've never for one second flipped up and not been immediately like closed,

because I'm just like, no, it's not what I meant to do. Yeah. I don't get, I don't know, does it strike me? I get lost in TikTok. I'll watch Katie, Katie will get on it and she'll do it, but the thing that she shows me is that you'll watch like popular, popular, popular and then you'll see one with like four likes

and you're like, why am I seeing this? It's just like a guy, like, that's weird. Care, it's cool, different. And you're like, why are you watching this? And it's like got five likes and you're like, you just fuck up. I'm telling you, like, we've watched on,

we've watched stuff on YouTube recently that's just compilations of TikTok. There's almost like an America's funny as some video feel to it. Yeah, it's kind of like Vine was. Vine had some good shit and then you'd see a couple. I never got into Vine. TikTok got me through the quarantine.

I only, like, I got addicted. I understand a candy crush addiction, because I have that. But I have to be doing some part of it. There's some comments. And I listen to Howard Stern and shit. There's some comics that have gotten massive off TikTok. The way they get like, yeah, like people got off vine

where they just like, But some comics have like 500,000 followers on TikTok and it doesn't get them people and it's come to their show. Because it's in TikTok is the first thing where people are not correlating. It took a live thing. Yeah. You know what I'm saying they did. It helped me.

People got popular like my space and shit like that. Like it was pumping people up Instagram too pumping people out. Someone took a TikTok of my first Conan set, the Russian joke, and they clipped it and put it on TikTok. And it got like 12 million likes. Without my name, anywhere involved in it. Oh my God. Someone was like, oh, this is Dan Soder. And then I'd be like, the company, LMG was like,

hey, you know you have like a 12 million like TikTok. And I was like, is that doing anything for me? And they're like, we could repost it and see if anyone likes it like Fuck man. What the fuck yeah, it's crazy That could have been your the machine You know for Christchurch thing. Yeah, I mean, it was pretty much the same thing You just make fun of Russians and then fuck it and who know but then I would I would hang myself if I still do that joke Yeah, but does feel Bart does feel the thing

I do you did it this last week and a bunch of the shows this weekend when he mentions it the place It's a story. Yeah, it's a story. I mind like a joke joke. Yeah, just a bit Yeah, but his thing it's a story he tells that yeah, but did he get made new a movie? Yeah Yeah, that's coming out soon. I think with Luke Skywalker Think yeah more camels in it. Yeah, so but coming out soon, I think with Luke Skywalker think yeah more camels in it. Yeah, great But he's yeah, yeah, they made a movie out of the story of that's a story about him in college Or high school. Yeah, it was called I think it was a college trip or was a high school trip They might have been a high school trip whatever it was when he was he goes and he was with the

Russian mafia Jesus on like a train to it's a long story. It's very funny story. It's great, great story actually. But like, yeah, but he's so connected to that story. He asked like, still tell it. And I'm like, I was impressed with his ability to do it. And stay in it and stay in it with the same like inflections and the things. That's what would make me nervous. But I'm very impressive. And it's a fucking, I mean, it's a grand slam of a story. Yeah, it's a great story. Fucking birds a great story teller, so. Yeah.

That's impressive. Yeah, but I don't know how to, yeah, maybe I also don't know if I want people to go, hey, you're the fucking, uh, quack, quack, quack, guy. You know, from like something I didn't like a bit. Yeah, do the dial soap. Yeah, well, after I was raped by Joan as his swim team, I watched my household with Irish Spring. Yeah. Did you know Mint soap can sting your asshole?

Yeah, yes. Did you know, man, how do I get on this old man's seamen out of my butthole? God, I'm really filled like a, like a come water balloon right now. Dyson, asshole vacuum is for men. Jessica, thank you so much for being here. On that note.

We're gonna be here, we're gonna be here, we're gonna have Jessica back with Modena and inevitably gets murdered. Yes. Or goes off on us again. But until then, it does thank you for the episode. I can't wait.

I hope you, I hope you, because yeah, just know this Modena, we can deserve both legs broken. Yeah, so I know that you're not, you're not fully sure if they're both broken or not, but I'm telling you it's one of them. And then make a video about us and send it, put it on the internet. So we can so about.

We to fix disgusting all. Jessica Kerson going to be at the Pittsburgh improv, September 15th through the 17th after that Los Angeles, comics, Mohican son and back in New York for all tour dates. Go to Jessica Kerson. That's K-I-r-s-o-n dot com. And be sure to check out the disgusting hawk on gas digital. Come on, disgusting hawk. Disgusting hawk. Modine helped us name that.

Also, Big J going to be at McGubbies in Maryland this Thursday, that's tonight, through Saturday, after that, he'll be in West Palm Beach, Columbus. And Madison was constant for tickets and other tour dates. Go to bigjaycomedy.com. And don't forget about mammoth headwear. I don't know where everybody is. Man with headwear is Dan Soder. It's gonna be a DC in Proof September 8th to the 10th.

After that, Addison, Texas, Cleveland, Ohio for tickets and all their tour dates. Go to dansoder.com. Also me and Ari are doing two shows one night. I should say the 21st. Oh yeah, thank you. In Vegas, yeah, I got to scout the venue so yeah I'll be here with a guest 21st September September 21st go get tickets to see

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