The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Man of God with The Big Rod

Episode Date: July 30, 2021

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I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. Ciro Connell did a promo video for joining the talk that I think you guys would be. He's like finally a sassy black woman on the show. Me, Gerry Ogone. I don't know if you guys know this, I slid into the life of her. In the Sliders universe. Have you ever seen the other girl from sister sister?

I'm one of those twins. I'm just 16 years old. Where was you when you fucked a 16 year old for the first time? Because what would you do this? Oh M.O.P.s any up? Let her rip Damn, it's kindergarten teacher energy, huh? I got to tell you something Pause it and Jacob you know Cheryl and you get to say the same thing. I only know her from comedy. I think we've met once or twice,

and she's always been like, but she's a long time legend, a living legend of comedy. She has really, they've chosen to for sure soften her look, for sure. I mean, Jacob, am I right? They've softened her look a lot. She was a really, remember she was wearing dark red lipstick all the time And she's like holding the purse and like was like pants suits always remember that like they've really saw

I mean I this Larry looks like she's she knows white people are watching She's softened up her look a lot. She's good. She looks really good. But I'm just saying that she's like a sleepy old whites Good morning. Yeah yes she got styled and they really did girl they're up i can't watch this aggressive black woman while i have my toast yeah to aggressive those pantsuits she's just sixteen years old play about to reveal who will be joining us

as a permanent host on the top. Now this person that's right, baby announcing who the fourth horseman is. Rick Flair. I know with you. She always referred to me as Jacob, the man of God with the big rod on the air. That's all that's honestly up. It was a term of endearing. That's honestly nicer than anything we've ever called you. It really is Jacob the man of God with

Based on nothing, but what to say with the man of God with the because I was talking down along What's the end of the the man of God with Jacob honey with the big rod the man of God with the big rod? Yeah, Oh, flow good. Check man of God with the big rod. Okay. Something like. Yeah, I think that's what it was. Jacob. Well, you know, I hope it's what it was because if you think there's every day, it's going to go by the next four weeks till I forget that I'm not going to call you Jacob's man of God with the big rod. That's pretty crazy because I had this nickname for a long time and it was Dan the cool man don't ask him his plan so

Yeah, I only met her twice but I think one time she was like Jay the guy who fucking is dick is so fat it splits your Snatch open you have to go to the hospital. It doesn't rhyme but this was her early work. My shorter nickname was honeycomb. Besides it's called me Juju. J-E-W-J-E-W. All right, let's see this announcement. Let's see this fucking. Oh, no. Oh, my fuck.

Oh, no, it's just jump raw. It's a montage. a montage workout montage. Oh, I don't like this one bit I don't like this one. Did I been funny if it was still sharing Osborne. Yeah, she's like I'm back up in training Yeah, what a bad and point it just shows up and eats a PA sandwich That's in the video. Yeah, a lady walk by with the sandwich. You took a bite He's high five and everybody Jerry Jerry, you do that day one, you're gonna have to do it every day. You high five, everybody, you're gonna have to say hi to everybody.

That's a lot. I'm, my rip's off the, the sweatsuit and he... Rips the tear away sweatsuit and he's got his tight dress clothes on there. I get, this is my phone going off like that. Yeah, what do you have? I don't know. I mean being attacked. Is there Mike Fenoya? Sounds terrifying. Oh my God. Guys, that's it. Has he? Has he done a show yet? With them? When was this from?

That was from dry 14th. So maybe. So that was it. He just did the rocky thing and walked in or is it the rocky thing? thing I mean he eventually he's gonna talk and he's gonna I assume he's gonna go with the hey girls What What if he doesn't what if he comes it's like cool calm is like would you sir? That be great. You know bitches bitches. Please come on What if he's this pim-pim just comes up hard? Because see how do you think I keep Rebecca in line? Bitches, please.

Could you? I put my hand up, which means I'm gonna speak. That is a good, let me speak. I'm a sloppy bitch ass. I'm a slapping red question, man. Who wants the back? Who wants the front? Jan J was at home watching Bachelor. What's that, Jacob?

Do you think J. Go is the man of the guy with the big old rod? Oh. J. Go get some, say. It's through the pot. What's that Jacob? Do you think Jacob's a man of guy with a big old rod? Oh! Do you think you guys wanna say? It's through the pot. Do you think Jerry has this enthusiasm all the time or is it like you think he's home depressed

or does he have this spirit? I've never had this enthusiasm in my life. I hope it's a natural enthusiasm, Jacob. I hope there isn't that story. I hope the lifetime movie doesn't come out where he's taken a swig of fucking whiskey and he's like, smile, smile for him. Oh, Christine, back it up, back it up already.

Back it up already. So this is right after his wins and wins. Oh, so this is when he came hot out from the back after the rock I have to see his introduction to the show this is So good man if we ever if we ever like Man to have Gerry O'Connell come in is like the fake new get like host Yeah, you know, I mean I do here's the thing. He's not for me. He's not hateable. I like him, look at us with the same socks. Drive it boys.

He's not, well, he is hateable. But he does, I feel he's a real nice person. Yes, let me explain this. He's the guy that you like, the does cringed shit. You like him, you like him. Yeah. He's like your friend, you know your friend in your neighborhood that didn't hang out with your friends from school,

but you were still friends with that kid. And sometimes the choice wasn't to just act like a sassy black woman. Yeah, instead he would nail like a horse and then you had to pull a little distance in between them. You know, you're like, yeah, no, the horse kid's cool, he lives around the corner from me. Listen, good toys grown up.

Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, Gerry O'Connell's behavior is explainable in that, well, he's a homosexual man, and that's fine. But he's not, but he's doing the character of, his whole thing is a character of a gaga or a black woman. He's just so, well, say what he is, for sure, and it's the great word for him, we talked about it. He's a ham

Ham's a fucking ham dude Yellow the picture yellow mustard He is this guy as a domestic ham. Yeah, man. That's the right Yes, yes, you're right. You're right. That's the issue. Not even that he's a ham. She ham in it Jerry The He might be he might be the leader He might be let's play let's play the beginning you're right Dan women or so

Can't get it together. They still need a man to lead their thing you said all you know, dude Don't push on me. That's actually a really smart thing you said They still a Gerry O'Connor a technical man to run their stupid girl organizations. Don't kick me in front of that bus Now, you know what dude? You're making a little tap on the knee right there. Dan that's good thinking I'm gonna coast sign with Dan said I didn't coast sign anything most of it I'm gonna think about it overnight because I think Dan's put some thought into this But I was so I'm gonna go to my full thought by think I agree with him Maybe they could put down their sewing needles

Stop worrying about voting. Maybe get your shit together. I don't know. Maybe worry about what blush looks like. And then worry about taking over your gun. I know we already talked about that in 90s. Talk you better. But man, poor girls in the 90s, it was so awful. Yeah.

Good time for natural tits. Listen, great time for a dude if you want to see naked girls, but boy oh boy. Alright, let's watch this. Yeah, Jerry O'Connell coming in the studio. They give him his flowers. Give him some flowers. Thank you. Okay. There's only the new member of the talk, Jerry O'Connor.

She gave that open intro. Yeah, really. I only recognize one Jerry on daytime TV, Jerry Springer. His face. I bet you he dances. He's got a dance. Got a dance. Lou.

Got a dance. He's going to exit this. We'll come back in it. So yeah, lootly going to dance Or is anybody want to take the action that he doesn't dance and just sits down? He wants a piece. I'll do it. I'll do it just for fun. I'll take those odds Yeah, the odds are two to one. I bet you have all spring the running man. I'll get the Between show whoever gets gets between show tuna. Okay. This is for between show team that any freeze frame of them looks outrageous. He does you know what he does is you remember when we watched that Netflix series cheer yeah he does cheerleader face where he's like

oh yeah yeah and we are fighting nights the scarlet nights Yeah, it looks like his claps have to echo like his hands are very tight when he claps. Yeah Also can fling a bitch in the air. Oh, I bet he can toss a bitch high I know what you're saying Dan you're right cheerleaders would be nothing if there weren't if they didn't have to allow some dudes on the cheer team I say throw those dummies in the air. Now see? And you're right. Now you see? Yeah. You played yourself. You pushed too hard to put it on me.

You played yourself. Jerry, dance away. Dance away. Oh, Jerry O'Caugh, it'll be dancing like a baby in the 90s. Where were you? Oh, wait a minute. I don't like it. I wish they would have accidentally played.

Let's get retarded in here. What is it? I Don't I wish they would have accidentally played let's get retarded in here. We're three. Let's get right Tawdys and a flower kiss and flower Is he dance? Come on Yeah, come on they want them to punch Yes Come on sit down you motherfucker. Are we not calling that dancing the punches? No, those punches dude. Those are just straight jabs

Bollyotuna Um, it was well, you know what, I gotta be honest, the interest went over. He might actually blast back up out of the chair and just start doing it. You know he's got that kind of energy, so I'll do that. You know what, keep playing your rights out over it.

Any other thoughts over it? Yeah, Jerry! We are so excited. How does it feel? How does it feel, man? It's, it's really exciting. First of all, I wanna say, you ladies have been so welcoming to me.

I mean, I came here as a guest months ago and just from the moment I walked in, you know, just gracious, you're kind, you're fun, and it worked. And, um, who are the four people now? Cheryl Underwood. We have a lot of fun. We were out in the city. They're gonna have a lot of fun. We were at the city. They're gonna have a lot of fun, dude. Sitting in chairs super far from each other.

I'll tell you what, I bet they threw the house of money at him because I have no idea who the two girls besides Cheryl under would are. Jerry, what about you? $15 million, yeah. I wouldn't be blown away by that, man. Really? But I would say two. What, I wouldn't be blown away by that man. Really? But I would say to what what I don't know, dude, they had to throw the house at him. He's gonna bring people to watch. Do you know, I mean that he's the star power now of that.

We're Cheryl underwood. I see. Here's my question. Is he going? Is this the same time as Wendy? Oh, he's on the same toe to Wendy's it noon cuz you know To check out in the talkers cuz if it's the same time as one be I bet Wendy Williams is fucking pissed That's very kind of a great straight competition. Yeah, cuz he guess hosted for and shit Yeah, well sharpened his blade on her she all she keeps trying was it him that she was trying to go on a date with oh She also keeps trying was it him that she was trying to go on a date with Oh, now it's Gary Owen. She was zipping it to what other names? It's she all underwood Corey and Nabo oh

She's from dates with stars. I know that cuz my grandma pronounced carry in a Nawa. How do you know? Lou because I love to dance you watch this watch that show do you watch dance when stars? Yeah, Rosie used to make me watch it Rosie O'Donnell She used to make you Yeah, for the show we used to talk about it the way much like we're talking about this Quirkshow right here Elaine Walter Roth in Amanda Clutes. No idea still I think a little

You were on air You talked on air was your Donald in her show? the clutes. No idea. It's still a little weird. It's not weird. Man, imagine if we know you better, right? Yeah, she thought I was a sweet boy. Did you ever try to impress your cousins and bring it to a fucking barbecue on a regular old Sunday? Dude, the backyard can't handle dark good in Andrews, you know, Donald. And you're gonna go, Hey, what'd you mind for a thousand bucks? I'll give you if you come to barbecue for an hour, and take pictures tell the kids it's okay to be gay Sorry Sally Jesse Raphael wasn't available. Yeah, my backup. You could probably finger kiss my aunt Susan I always thought she had a little bit of a dark thing about she played she puts off on the 70s So that tells you all I that tells you anything

She only bleaches a mustache. She don't wags it. So did Jerry not so Jerry didn't stand back up. So we're good. Well, it's not over yet. Right in the woods. That clips that over yet. Don't say where other words yet. Dude, this guy can break into dance at any time. You watch it. Yes. In between. Yes. In between. In between. In between show. Tuna is a mind. It is. Dude, if if I don't dance I'm gonna die. I understand that Jacob We know you now's out of time is we're seeing you of Oconald dances You think he's he's gonna answer his pants. Look at him. Look where his hands are on his legs. He's ready to dance He's holding himself down play it This is such this is such pillow talk after the first time you fuck someone you're dating like this is awesome

You're you're fun. Just the way the body your body moves just feels good Dude, I don't know what does he feel be the only Dude, I think ever in this position. Dude does he to the you know how I'm sure you're like me and you talk to the crew your film and stuff. Oh, yeah Does he like I have such dick question not of them? I just asked them the sandbag people and sell them out I'm like there's the person you hate the most Production that's what I love the most so my question. I wonder if Jerry tries to like talk to the grip and he's like F***ing bitches, right?

and he's like, fucking bitches, right? He's like, what? It's like fucking these crazy ass bitches. Is it a person doing the makeup? Like, yeah, you're funny, Mr. O'Connor, he goes, funny. Hornie. Hornie. I want all the slice of that Asian pie out there. I want to get a little the Nabbo, dad.

Yeah, I want to get her to suck on my monkeys. I don't know what I mean. You get it? I want to get her to suck on my mookies If you know what I'm saying all right, we're almost back in commercial. Here's a five or once you keep that between us And let me see your pussy for you leave There it is all right. There's a Franklin for you Hey, knock your tits together real quick and suck them. Excuse me sir, I don't know. Knock your tits together and then suck them. I said, slam your tits together.

We're back in 45 seconds, can you please? Yeah, well. Mr. O'Connor, I don't know. You want to give me the money back? You want those pesos? Knock your tits together. You can brand day? Why don't you give me that back? Knock those tits together and suck them titties together. You can print it.

Why don't you give me that back? Those titties together. You know gold still backs the dollar. Why don't you give me that back? You know what? Because that's not golden behavior. Bring it back over here. Maybe tomorrow you'll change your tune.

I want you to give me the print. All right, we're back. Hey, hey, hey, welcome back to the right time. I got an avocado avocado toast recipe that's gonna make you dance. Whoo, girls, are you went to? All right, hit play. Let's see if he jumps up. I agree, and you know what, Dirt, I told you this last time you were here, I was, I said, don't touch me.

I said don't touch me. I said, don't touch me. I said, don't touch me. I said, don't touch me. I said, don't touch me. I said, don't touch me. I said, don't touch me. I said, don't touch me. I said, don't touch me. I said, don't touch me. I said, don't every day. You are, you are so, no seriously,

you are an incredible host and we are so lucky to have you here. You know, I have to say it's not, it's also well, you guys are amazing. There's also a lot of people behind the cameras here who really help out a lot. Yeah. Yeah, it's smooth and, uh, everybody. Man, you could hear three camera man, I roll. people behind the cameras here who really help out a lot. You know, we have a lot of shoes and... Oh! Everybody!

Man, you can hear three camera men, I roll. Honestly, guys, the real heroes, and I mean this, the real heroes are the camera people. Could say something. What? How many times, over a beer, the union workers on that camera crew have called him a fact at a bar. It's gotta be, it's unreal.

Easy, is it that or is it, are we wrong and they actually love them and then they get mad when we try to shut on them outside of it. Oh, we go like, hey Jerry, right, he sucks, he goes, Excuse me? Kid put braces, guy put braces on my kid. What do you talk about? Oh, yeah, that's about your paycheck, it goes, nah. Nah, it came in and it did it for. It? Oh, yeah, that's about your paycheck. It goes, nah. Nah.

It came in and it did it for. It's different. It came in and paid for it. He changed things. No, but no. I don't think so. I think he guys realized, like, yo, this dude, he goes, I've never seen a man skirt dance around so much.

I got my camera's moving. I'm going to break my back. He comes in sachet and into the studio as flowers They swear to God. Yeah, he goes up hang on. We got to run through Twinkle chose wrote a sketch We got to do now or I lose lunch or at the bar. He goes was he just dance all the time he goes say something wrong about mr. Rob again. Yeah, mr. Row mr. Row is a good guy Continue I learned something from you every day Jay Yeah, Mr. Row. Mr. Row is a good guy. Continue. How long time from you, Everday, Jay?

Dan, I just want you to understand, I still see an 80% chance he dances for this. All right. I mean, we're not out of the woods. We talk, we laugh, we joke. But I'm going to tell you something. It's really a two-fer. We get you.

But we get Rebecca, because of our life, he's a good guy. Well, that guy's funny. You bring that up. Last night, some glasses were thrown at each other. And we're gonna take a little cool off of it. Yeah. He was actually Rebecca turns out, and I just finished it myself,

is a fucking whore, who can't keep her hands off someone's brother when I'm working. So, it's gonna be me. It's not a two for Cheryl. I hate to change what you said, but it's just me. Yeah, oh no, if you can hang out with that pig if you want to, but I would never tell you right now, I'm a shame to have children with her post-marriage Gerry O. Gonna bring in some real dangerous sluts. Yeah, girls lock your green room. Lock it up. Keep your

person in a locker because these ones are not to be trusted. I'm bringing us some real street trash because I'm being sucked in fucked in here. You got to work around it. Strickly only fans chicks. I mean, I'll talk about girls that you are going to be disgusted with. So anyway, thanks for the J.O.B. Thank you. I'll hold back that. No, Rebecca.

It's one of the things to stay that for the record. Still a big chance to go to dance. Go ahead. Hey, you know, I have to say, well, um, it is very exciting for me to be here in an honor. Show a little dance. My wife is really excited. You know, typically, I'm an actor.

I go do a job. My wife is like, okay, have fun. You know, you do you and I'm... Pause it. I was talking to my wife last night. Let's just talk real life. Yeah. Real life, I'm not accusing anybody of anything. Sure.

Outside shot, since she's been with Jerry O'Connell, she's going back for a piece of the stay-mo. Stay-mo stayed pretty attractive. I mean, still very recently. He's still got it. He's still attractive But he's showing age now sure for the first time. He's leaning into it. But yeah, but he's a still a very handsome man It's got to be think she's gone, but in the real world these guys all just live in a fucking town in Western Pennsylvania For sure it happens. Do you think in this bar fight down at like chuckles? Yeah, but do you think it happens?

Do you think she's going back for the juice? Do they have kids or anything? No, but they have kids. Yeah, her and him didn't have kids. But do you think she just gone back for a slice of the pie once or twice? No, but I bet it's weighed on him the entire time. You know the level of look she's competing with

and it's like on a day to day Jerry will kind of might be your thing one day also you gotta worry about which one is better looking overall I don't you got to you also got to worry about what the ending was how was the ending was an passionate ending You know what I mean was it like they're love making must be beautiful exactly must like stay most cheated And then everyone was you know, and she was she was like, I can't do this, I can't do this. And then she married Jerry. So it wasn't like they fell out of love as much as there was a thing that happened.

She probably wanted to have kids. And he didn't. He probably didn't do. She just got to lay that fucking tick around. Yeah, he's got Johnny Appleseed, all those ladies of a giant. And she just moved on. He just started. John Stamos did everything right.

If you watch him, I feel like, you know, a lot of people say about a good looking dude that just, you know, bangs hotties all his life. Oh, eventually. Yeah, he gets sick of it. He'd know, well, eventually, time's gonna catch up to him and then it's all gonna crash. Not with him. Watch his architectural digest tour of his house. He just became like 55 married a 30 year old and is enjoying being a dad now in this awesome house. Oh yeah. No come up and serve. I mean, like a very happy guy now content guy. Oh yeah. Absolutely. Listen,

he's so handsome and lays dick so good that he got a person who's already recognizable name in Hollywood to tag his name on the end of it Yeah, that very rarely No one calls no one calls Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian West. No, it's Kim Kardashian. No one ever called her Kim Kardashian West But every I still call Rebecca remains stamos. She's been divorced from a managerial carnal for you. I don't think she's Rebecca Romano carnal. Damn. Damn. How long have I done this man? Two days. It's too big. When the Fuller House star fought, well, he filed for divorce in two thousand five, citing e-record I can't always fuck this word a reconcilable irreconcilable

Irreck and I just made a great transition. You just seems like a happy dad now Irreconcilable differences. They were rumors that they could not agree on having children. Why nailed it? That was a guess, but that was not how ever they had both refuted the claims in the end. Their marriage just stopped working and they decided to walk away. Just totally chill. But they said that they, yeah, they expressed how challenging the time was for them, but they'd never had ill-filling towards each other. Let me say something. For sure. And she's been married to Gerry, O'Connor, since 07 And I'd say 95% chance. She's sampled the, she's going back

for better that Greek goodness. You think she went back for some of that spicy feta? Yeah, some of that Greek yogurt, dude. One of those gravely, one of those gravely wraps. Yeah, Greek yogurt was two on the nose. Yeah, here's a bit better. Yeah, a bit way better. Come is, yeah, comes all yogurt-y.

I think I want, damn, that's way better. Come is yeah, it comes all yogurty. I think I want damn that's his wife Mm-hmm. Let's see Those ass cheeks now Jacob's not about that. Yeah, stop it. Watch is a good person. Yeah, she's super For him he's happy. It's just you have a name. I'm gonna make a mic cup and stop a couple us Spenticopeta. She Greek. He loves that shit. It's a Miquel. Oh, you're Irish Irish.

That's fine for him. He's a scoyish. He doesn't give a shit like he made it. He's not cool. Jesse. He was funny. He's in love and he's happy being a dad and like a husband now. You say Jacob, but

I bet also if it ended all tomorrow, I bet he's just like Good run Do you know I mean if it was like she's like I'm taking the kid and I'm leaving and it's final He just goes like all right, well that all right new situation. No, I guess it's fine He's out. I'm gonna take my show off. I'm gonna take it up set. Yeah, he's like I'll take some rays I'm gonna go get some rays and then I just that's cool. I'm gonna think it's I'm gonna go out to the buy the pool and Just go through the cell phone real quick and see who I'm gonna get my dick sucked by tonight. It's pretty crazy So I'm gonna check my DMs

Palm to split the Ups This could be fuzz. Maybe I can get a little like a maybe an older star You know, I think I'm Becky. He owes me one. I guess what it was pay me interested up to yeah I give her a worse for all time shakes. It was 90s, I love the 90s. You know me. You've been listening to...

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