The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Man on the Street (feat. Josh Adam Meyers)

Episode Date: February 24, 2022

Our roving reporter- Josh Adam Meyers was at the Whiskey-a-Go Go to give us the lowdown on the biggest party of the year!

Hey, I'm Big J. Okreson. And I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to seriesXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now, the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Tell you the whole album songs of the death, Heavy on Mark Lannigan, R.I.P. Cut all using the excuse plate, Queens and Stone Age. Welcome to the Bonfire. Welcome songs to the death heavy on Mark Lanigan RIP But I'll use the excuse play Queen's and Stone Age welcome to the bonfire welcome back to the bonfire on

Series XM faction talk 103 Jay you're fucking hammered. I'm Dan Soder and that's big Joe Christine's fucking wasted. You know fucking what? What dude? I'm like five white claws in guy now you are your fucking your brunch your brunch Upper management came down. I got to watch how I phrase things. Yeah, I said when we started the show, I think I told you guys, I got here like pretty much right before the show. You had a fucking day hell of a day. And I was like coming here, I was like, Oh, I'm already pat up. I feel like I'm

already like in my mind like, Oh, that I'm already halfway through my first white claw in my head. I'm saying like, yeah, fucking yeah, but now I need a white claw. You know what? It's because people before us couldn't have be responsible in this dude. We don't even smoke, we vapes in the room anymore, which makes me furious. Cause man, that's how much respect we had for you. Not so much Comedy Central Radio. Comedy Central Radio, honestly, we were latsky children. They didn't give a fuck what we did in there, dude at one point

They were in there while we were vaping we made pipe bombs Dude they were seriously in yeah, I ordered the anarchist cookbook offline off the dark web and Jacob and then Jacob I think you guys can't vaping the roux room. Oh, oh yeah, they're man about that Connoisseurs was like we find it pretty bad at Was like they just didn't care so much to go do you just make you guys happy and doesn't cost us anything I'm like it does the people that should have never had kids Whatever I got my own stuff going on we got David spade coming back for a show get out of our way I don't drink white claws looters and smoke cigarettes and nothing that we want to do can happen in this place

I don't get fresh coffee. I only have old coffee We'll have to have nudity but everyone gets uncomfortable when I get naked and then we got to take up the windows Like you're some sort of fucking zoo animal. Oh, yeah, I remember are you can try to just show his dinging? Everybody damn it that made me laugh. That's a hard Yeah, I remember are you can try to just show his dinging everybody damn it that made me left that's a little harsh I'm sick. Oh, yeah Big J is gonna be at the Tacoma comedy club in Washington March 3rd through the seventh after that You can catch big J in Houston San Francisco Fort Wayne Grand Rapids Detroit Ontario, California and Washington DC for tickets another tour dates visit big J comedy dot com

It's all coming up. I still want to tell you, they're sending me the, I know. Ticket updates. I'm getting it, dude. I hate it. Why is that a new thing? I don't know. I don't like it at all.

Because they did it in Minneapolis last weekend and then thank God Friday and Saturday sold out and they went like this. You're fans by ticket's late and you go, cool part about that. I get to worry until the last part. So Tacoma. By ticket. Please come. Yeah, come on out if you're in the Seattle. Don't just come Saturday. Yeah, I always tell you Friday. I'm there all three.

Dan is going to be a good night some Royal North Carolina this weekend. Yeah, tomorrow. Tomorrow morning. Tomorrow through Saturday. Everybody that is an amazing club. Go check him out. There's supposed to be 79 degrees on Friday. I don't know am I? I don't know if my body's going to be able to handle that. It's an annoying switch. Yeah. That's a bit much. Like going somewhere that would be a nice 65.

Yeah. Colorado's supposed to be like that. Yeah. Denver when I'm there. Oh, that's good. Well, then speaking of that, Denver. Oh. Yeah, it's tomorrow.

Yeah. He's gonna be in Denver after Raleigh then Hollywood, California, not Florida Hollywood, California, I San Francisco, California, I Cops right? Yeah, dude Friday, Saturday me too, buddy, and I'm some nervous San Francisco come out cuz I also but guys Get your fucking heads at your pot head asses Also, guys, get your fucking heads out of your pot head asses. Please stop listening to albums backwards and start buying tickets. Buy tickets.

To just a mentality people, by the way, Josh is calling in at him, and at Josh, I was on the phone and when he pulled up to the whiskey last night, and he goes, oh, it's actually pretty bad, because I hope I can get a ticket for this. You didn't buy a ticket yet? We told you we'd cover everything just buy the fucking ticket in his defense I am and then defense of the campers. I am very much like that. So I understand when they buy a day of I'm like Yeah, dude. I start pet first of all I got tickets to see the six years Sunday

Well when his Friday is tomorrow Thursday or Friday is when Harden Premier's Friday. He premieres. Friday he premieres. I'm gonna see him Sunday. Awesome. The garden, awesome. I know, I've probably paid $200 over ticket price, but what it will be, if I bought them on Sunday, but I can, because I'm not my fans.

I have to get them early. Yeah. So I wanna make sure there's not like no selection either, you know. You would have a little bit of a choice. James Harden, dude, it's going to be fun. Well, it's funny is then, so here's what happens. Let me finish your tickets in all tour dates, of course, go to dansoder.com because everybody knows that you are too sweet. This fucking is. Here's what sucks about buying tickets late. Because then you try to do it nice. And then first of all toast everyone with our whiskeys. Yeah. Put your whiskeys in. I'm back off the wagon. Everybody whiskeys up. Can't believe we're

doing single malt right here on there. White claws. What are we? Teenage bitches. Everyone gets your whiskeys up. I can't believe we're allowed to smoke cigarettes in the studio now and I'm back doing that too. Yeah, hang on, then. Oh, okay. All right. That's already for hour two. That's a rope. I bet Andy Cohen drinks in there. sperm. I'll tell you this. Right. Jacob. I know they've, I mean, I know they've, I worked on some cooking shows there and they drank. Oh, yeah. You tell Jim before I don't know the rule. I started. You told Jim before. Next week, you don't tell, you don't tell big Jim shit. Big Jim tells

you, no, Jacob, I want you to go to big Jim right now. I want you to chest out. Puff down. Get big. Big. And here's what I want you to say. Because all right, him walking on the hallway, pulvering himself up. No, Jim, you don't understand now, I'm running it. James, the king around here. Jay starts drinking hard celters in studio every day until Bunsen Basketball, promoted by Bonfire Series XM, in New York City, is a reality. I have a Bunsen Basketball girl herself, who I know, know says let me help with the process. Let it until we get a venue booked and a time and a date J will be getting brunch drunk

and see every show. This drink I'm drinking isn't water. It's ever clear. Ever clear. Nice dude. Hang on, don't listen to the sound of that bottle cracking. No, that's definitely a bottle of Bombay sapphire gin that he's drinking. Oh dude, I don't give a fuck I got to get smell your breath from here. You don't give a fuck And he and by the way anytime someone I say that I can smell something just know that I have the dewy cocks that I can't smell

I can't smell anything I've worked a wine tasting there on the air and on our wine tasting. I don't get it son of a bitch. I know Oh, I'm sorry. I can I'm glad to boot heroin because nobody smells it. Yeah, great Oh cool I get to drop acid in the first hour and now be terrified of all these dragons. I'm doing a show with I go straight Alcohol two hours a day. Mm-hmm live on air until Bunsen basketball New York City is a brought to you by the bonfires of reality I'm sorry big Jim Would you rather have a good radio show or one of your co-hosts having the DTs when he can't have his fucking hoot?

What would you prefer? Yeah. So you want old trembling hands, Jay? Or do you want smooth as silk, Jay? Or do you want crumbly cottage cheese butts running around throwing fucking basketballs around a gym for no rhyme or reason? Dude, pillow cheese. Dude, that's what I want.

Pillow cheese butts making layups. Oh my god, dude. It's gonna look like fucking trash cans full of fucking rocks. Dude, I love it. It's gonna be like extra large dwarfs playing ball. Yeah, they're really doing like hobbits. Did you guys eat your three breakfasts? Yeah, like the domesticated centaur.

Did you have your second breakfast? The domesticated horse women. I've always wanted a basketball league of short downbacks. Damn, man. So Jim, you hurt. Now look, you could just say fuck you to all those things and fire me. Yeah.

But I think I'm here to play hardball. I'm playing hardball, Jim. Monday morning. Hey, what's up, you're not basketball means to me. I'm showing you what it means to me. Hey, we're not busy basketball means to me I'm showing you what it means to me here listening to the bonfire with Dan Soder and Kavino Dan Soder and Kavino and rich They go wow, what a weird thing and Anthony Kumiya they go they prop back in hand for this God ready for this. Oh, no, no, no,... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... I got glitter and angel wings on me. I'm telling you right now, dude, fell dog throughout some breakfast sammies in the morning.

Yeah. He makes a mean chile keelie. Yeah, he's influenced by this Latin culture. Because actually, funny story about the chile keelies, I got the recipe because Corey Hayme was raped by a landscaper. Now, Josh, one thing, Josh, one thing you didn't know, I don't think is that I think he timed the premiere on YouTube when he premiered it at the venue. Yes, I watched the premiere live, we also watched it on the air today.

Did the room collectively, did everyone start biting each other's lips so they wouldn't laugh at him dancing but but i'm telling i have all of this on tape i know someone said someone tweeted a video of you taking a video that looks so funny yeah yeah yeah the campers were coming up to me but they waited until after i was done recording because they respect dude i went full a tour on this. Like Christopher Nolan doesn't have shit on me. I do man. I do now.

And I started doing, I started making like a music video or a moving around. Then even when I had to go get a drink I still just kept the camera on and I'm ordering and you can hear me like yeah do a club soda like. Josh how was the show, how was the show? Overall, how was the show? Well, Josh won a cool part in the show. Cory Feldman at the whiskey go-go last night. Oh, yeah, sorry about that, Jacob.

Hold on, Josh, I'm sorry. Bonfire context. Sorry, I'm drunk. Yesterday was February 22nd, aka222. Jay's half in the bag, so I gotta leave this. And I'll tell you, Josh, we got Josh out of my eyes on a moment's notice. This is why he's the homie.

He went down to whiskey a go-go, filmed it, bought some merch, got the whole experience. So now he's reporting back at the live Corey Feldman show in February, 2 2 2 to celebrate February. Felt your, Take that black people. Pick another month, black Lou. Seats taken.

So you walk into the venue. First thing, let me tell you this, I did enjoy. Mike, I did speak to Josh actually after the concert, but with no update on the concert, he was trying to get our merch. I've never heard a conversation. Josh is the most personable guy with this kind of thing, especially when there's girls, there were definitely some cute girls, I'm sure, dealing with the merch. But whatever it was, whatever was, Josh went from being like playfully-friendly, trying to get shirts for us and sunglasses.

I think it ended up with maybe one shirt in sunglasses because they handed Josh 50 shirts. When I gathered listening and they kept just telling him whatever size he said and then he get it goes, no, this is a small. He goes, I need an extra largeness to go, of course we have that. And then he's like, how about that shirt? We sold out of that shirt. You just said you have it. She goes, we have it right here he's like how about that show you we sold out of that shirt you just said you have it she goes we have it right here meet him i'm hearing in the background she's being that confusing and Josh goes by five minutes and then he goes i don't know what the

fucking system is here man i mean what the fuck i mean i'm sitting here i don't know if i'm able to get merged man they're they have a messy setup oh my god well of course they do it's fucking of Corey Feld felon and she'll dude he was frustrated he was he was rightfully frustrated was going on so they so like we are we talk about the merch ahead of time and i show up first of all they were not sold out at all i was worried for a moment because i couldn't find them online but the tickets of course

were twenty two bucks just honor uh... quarry ham and quarry failed and it's felt very then you walk in the angel is d jang i think the main angel is why i hit we saw that yeah corny she's d jang and it's just a room collectively of people that are there to see Cory Feldman do something stupid. Sure, Jesus. You know what I mean? Love it. There

are there might have been some fans. Keep this in mind and I want all the campers to know this. I had spent the entire day in the hospital because of my pink eye my think I was top point one percent of bad pink eyes in the world oh yeah isn't that highly isn't a highly contagious yes yeah but but I mean you know who might touch it at a quarry fell in concert you know no one is a good person nobody who doesn't

deserve pink eye the cameras that are in on the joke oh dude no i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i been there is when i went with bill bird to go see uh... steven adler snake it or whatever the fuck it was uh... all i saw kids there i and which it's a great venue and the fact that he's doing it there like he kept saying i haven't been there in here in five years this is a big deal for me uh... and and and dude i mean this sincerely guys it was fucking awesome i bet it was a great show

hey fucking the bus is asked to and it was equal parts awesome and completely ridiculously shitty yeah his performance his performances were like i mean just like the band he didn't have the angels he has this group of like forty five year old dudes Yeah, he booted the angels for the big show. Yeah, dude. He needed fucking top dogs

He talked about it in the video dude. I'm telling you what he says in between each song I killed that I killed for an album. I would kill for an album of that professionally cleaned up. Well Josh has it all I Have it all I have I have the entire show because he kept saying he was like this is only a mini concert like i'm not doing a full concert because we have my wife dj collective doodle doo electra her and another girl that had no idea how to dj spend the majority of the night was a good at them the the were

horrible and then he kept talking about how he's releasing this nft ppp whatever the fuck it is white cell so that it's a bad yet that's the majority of the night he did about five songs when he did uh... ascension millennium the place almost erupted dude i mean this

i mean this i he got every he the whole club was jumping singing along to just the chorus because you can understand the rest of the song uh... the rest of the story is a mumble jim and i'm talking to the time to think that i'm and that's it's important i said that

my lady i'm and she's in time to think that damn dude make me sad i wasn't there did you get to see uh... did uh... did he perform comeback king or just watch the video oh he opened with it damn open it with a single as you drop it dude it's so bad

that that's the reason for the song in general the song in general is bad but like mean the song in general. The song in general is bad, but like in the performance, it didn't take off until he did go for it. We need to go for it. Go! Like change everything. Yeah, you guys start with a good joke. You got to open strong. Yeah, you'd come back in. It's terrible. Like, I, it's out of all the songs I can find something musically that I like about it come back I Did this rapper? Oh you have this rapper. It's Dr. Dre's son like

Is that Dr. Dre's son? Yeah, her son courtesy young Which we should we should look up Curtis young is Dr. Dre's right? I didn't really because we are Absolutely just fucking I think I just heard that somewhere. Yeah, I'm gonna look that Oh really, I've been preaching that like it was fucking gospel Hold on I'm gonna say that goes right from the horse's mouth. He looks like a bezzity Curtis young doctor Right hold on it's Dr. Dre son. Oh, thank you My god He's poor who Curtis Young's 40. Yeah damn doctor Jason oh thank god oh my god 40 he's 40 oh Curtis youngs 40 yeah damn Dr. Jad kids young and then I guess didn't take care of them enough that they fell into the arms of the predator that is Cory Feldman

Bro the rapper comes out there they didn't have his mic on and so he's like wrapping like you can't hear him and Corey's like getting mad to tell him to juice the sound but still dancing while he's like arguing with the guy that's like this sounded so he's doing these like weird you know whatever you call his form of dancing it's ridiculous yeah he can fucking crazy. We were talking about that. I just, I'm learning about Curtis Young. I just found out he learned that Dr. Dre was his dad when he was 12 years old. Got you. And then like he didn't know.

He was just growing up. And then, oh, well, I wonder, I thought he was like raised by a Dre and like, he doesn't even know who his father is. And now he's lost in the world and wrapping for Corey Feldman. Uh, Josh, Corey, the dancing in the new video, did he premiere the video? Yes, but I left by that point. You shouldn't have, because I can't believe it. Well, I did.

I, bro, I stayed, I stayed almost four hours. Oh my god. It was just, it was just, I was almost four hours. Oh my god. It was just it was just I was so high guys Could dude I've been in a hospital a day So I started smoking weed at like one p.m. When I thought I was about to lose my eye Yeah, you know and thank thank god for those Corey aim official Corey felt beneficial glasses because like I've been wearing them To cover up my freak eye. Yeah, it's they're pretty cool pretty cool i'm getting a lot of compliments on them people i've got a pair for all of you

i've got stickers i got a t-shirt jay i sent you i sent you in christine the fucking you can you can on your cell phones produced a poorie fellman hologram yes that i sent to you yes I'll send it to you wait you could do it on yourself I'm

what's that what is that even what is that even yes Dude I'm the comeback can what is right now I'm gonna come back come back King hang on I'm not fine i have i got it i got a re here so you click on the nft launch with that's the wrong one that's the wrong one it's a hot so click on the sense rx hologram uh... and then it'll prompt you to turn the camera on and then once you get the camera on you just push a button

and you can make cori felled in like super duper tiny small or you can make him a massive fucking like Cory Feldman. I love it. He just does Michael Jackson dances and sweatpants. I say You can make him bigger. I love it. Let me see it make him bigger like do the do the pinchy Oh wait, it's just you. Yeah, you got to like damn. So grateful for you guys purchasing the low left 2.1 box. Hold on, I'm gonna come around and see you again. Come around and see it. You can talk about my phone. Hey, John, can you smell it? You said you could get five songs in four hours? It's not working. No,

no, no, no, no, no. So I show up. I no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no the biggest performers in the world. We've seen it. We've seen it. It's graphic. And yeah, so all of that. Then he came out with comeback king, went in to go for it, then ascension millennium, and then a bunch of bullshit songs. He did probably 10 minutes of talking between each song. Someone black, whoa. Awesome. All right, I've all looked on the computer screen.

Did he sing, Remember 2222? Is that the Korean song? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, that's the song where it's just like him talking about a day and their friendship. It was like when we used to watch TV. Yeah, you know what I was mad? He didn't do, uh, he didn't do the song that he did on the ground

there. No, he did. The grand end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he didn't do the song about the ground uh... and yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he didn't do that take a stand take a stand i stayed afterwards because he did the meet and greet which i should have paid

i mean we would have paid we would have paid for it we would have paid you back and i thought about that in retrospect i was like for a man i should have but here's the thing and i i want to worry to know this if he's listening and hate me for doing this intel the show is incredible when he touched me during a performance which i have its all on video like i genuinely lost my shit

i think you don't have to oh my god oh my god oh. Oh my god. I'm gonna forget. He killed it. Dude, he killed it man. He really did kill it. Like it's ridiculous, but whatever he's doing, he's committed a thousand percent and in his mind, he was playing the fucking for 12,000 people people He's the best man. He's the best. I really do rise man, and it's a beautiful place I forgot that I forgot that part of the of his audiobook Or his autobiography where he says do or Corey Hayme tells him that he wishes he could see the world through his eyes Because it's beautiful. Yeah, right?

That's how it ends I think. That's the end of the movie. Is that how, wait, but does Cory Feldman tell Cory Hamlet or does Cory Hamlet tell Cory Feldman that on brand if it's Hamlet's home, Feldman? Hamlet, yeah. Hamlet tells him. Hamlet complements Feldman. Of course it does.

And then he gets out of my eyes. Of course it does. That's great. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. that's a great oh man, self to be sodomized damn man you're fine you get a hologram

cori film and but i wonder why he chose to do it in a sweatsuit i don't know maybe because he thought that was like he did it like he seems like the kind of guy that doesn't really put a lot of time into important things

makes sense knowing that he was going knowing that he was going to have this going out into the world he was probably just like i'd best do it right now in between what's really important which is creating this incredible shit is so all come back come back so no angels besides the life

besides the life there were a bunch of girls in the audience that were dressed up there was some really uh... hot attractive like like like early forty-year-old women that were in the audience uh... i sent you the video that's the funniest thing dude which is that i i was trying to get a video of me wearing the poor e-feldman official glasses and i was using the light from the woman's restroom so i'm like kind of like by the door of that and these like to like really hot chicks that come out there like oh you do a video i go

yeah i just got quarry glasses but they're like oh they sell them upstairs are they are they're fucking everything's there it's great to go well let me shoot the video for you so that i'm like all right so she starts recording i got the glasses on my yellow i'm wearing kory fellman official glasses the great the perfect for hiding and i take the glass off and i point and like my pink i and dude my i yesterday was like swollen shut like buster dogglass yeah so what it looks so bad this woman started laughing so hard it was like

the end of the sixth sense how much I shocked her can I play for you hang on let me find the video of you you stand just to me what was it? I sent it to you and Kristi I might have sent it to both of you all I'm trying to see when you sent me because I'm 100% of the footage Oh for sure but he sent me he sent me the thing of him going to To talk to those people with the glasses

Damn, I gotta find it dude. I would fucking you know what Josh? We really should have put some just like Cory We should have thought into this and we should have paid for your fucking. I wait and listen to Josh I wait and listen to Josh's creepy man left when he goes it's coming up my pink eye and then the girls like when he goes ah listen I just thought Corey Felden official glasses to hide my pink eyes oh you can't it's more you can see the uh...

four hours is fucking great hours is a hell of a time you put in half a shift for twenty two bucks i i stopped i i wanted to stop recording a bunch but then i realized if i stopped recording there's so much gold that we're gonna miss yeah i want

to i want to send this to jayke jayke and and whoever jayke blue whoever is going to qc it like there's so much for you guys to make fun of it's you have literally you have an hour of gold an hour i got the whole concert from the second eight-something stage to afterwards i have all the merch

all videos and pictures of what it looks like and you that was the fucked up part because when i went up there earlier when i it's i started sending you guys the menu of merch they had what i thought were hundreds of each shirt little did I know she only had three of each Jesus in small In small dude they were so dumb. They didn't even know how to read the label of a tear yeah They would give Joe that's what I heard they would can Josh t-shirts and go this is an extra large and he'd look He goes it says small and they like well what about these we don't know where the, they'd say like, we don't know.

And Josh's like, it's right here. He's like showing, I can't even see him. I hear him going, guys, the, the, the sizes are here. It's like listed right here or whatever it is on the shirt. Hey, idiot. Hey, they could not get a grip. Idiot. Well, Josh, please, we'll get you the place you can send

that stuff over so we can, uh, yeah, we're gonna drop box. Run through it. When do you get back home the New're gonna drop box run through it when you get back home the new year when you get back home the new year i'm back home Monday i'm back home on Monday so let's aim for like Tuesday i'll come into the studio and you'll just on explain in detail what was going on it sounds like we got a lost tapes oh yeah we'll do it Tuesday we'll do a Tuesday lost tapes perfect send it to me jock

send it to Jacob first though he wants to queue see it so we can so jake up and watch it all this weekend in time stamp it how yet just and by the way who do i who do i send uh... the receipts to uh... jim mcclaw but i don't know if bonson basketball that should come out of our budget ask law fund it's come out of our bons of basketball budget i will make it up I know I do I'm teasing I guys I'm glad

that it worked out that me being here and it's I feel like I should be the I we really need to get me into like some form of a undercover thing feel correspondents you do immersive pieces like that for your guy Dude I I think I can be friends with him eat I lived with the I lived with the black foot tribe for six months for y'all You know, it's pretty crazy I was a hell's angel for seven months. They didn't even know I had my bottom rocker and my top rock Josh would be the perfect person for immersive journalism? Yeah.

I became one of the next-e-en people. I almost led the cult. When you're living in Tel Aviv, you tend to run with some rough groups. I was a captain in the Picoima Mongols. What do I know about it? I don't know. Maybe that I've been in three different underground fight clubs and busted up all the human trafficking that goes with it. We love you Josh. Josh is going to be this weekend, right? Tell him where you're at this weekend in

House of Comedy Phoenix, yeah? House of Comedy Phoenix come out of doing six shows. Guys, I'm going to be in Aspen March nine uh... which is great and uh... the goddamn comedy jam if you're in a la or at best of us keep a look out josh out of my ears dot com for tickets and at josh out of my own social media thank you guys for sending buddy but he before before uh... moon tower we're all gonna be a little kid rock on a monday night that dance coming down yeah We're all gonna be, you know, with Kid Rock on a Monday night and that Dan's coming down. Yeah. Oh God! Dude! Dude Dan, you have to sing this one. No, I don't sing.

First of all, there's no way he's singing, but he's gonna be hanging for the Kid Rock show. Yeah, and they have to party. Obviously. He'll be on some edibles hanging out. He'll be a Kid Rock's bar. We love you buddy. Take care Josh. We should take our last break here. Yeah, let's take our last break.

Let's go over. We're gonna do one little, little, little, we'll do one little hunky-dory. Little mums. I won't be right back, everybody, but I don't even know. I'm losing track of times, dude. I am pickled. Mark Lannigan.

That's screaming cheese like biggest hit. One of them. I don't know, I don't know, there are music at all. Where do I miss them? They were in the Grunge wave kind of the post grunge wave is like you have to know mud honey music to I don't know that either yeah yeah okay you that you dumped you dive into all that low no no it's too busy with my man just jam yeah check out screaming trees though they're good yeah yeah that song is good nearly lost he's's a great song

Reminds me that one Goo Goo Doll song. I like that one I'm only one good one welcome back to bonfire Sirius XM facts to talk 103. I'm Dan Soder. That's big J.O. Crescent come a comedy club March through to the seventh big J comedy dot com particulates Dan Soder at good nights. Raleigh this weekend everybody tomorrow Right after you listen to the Lost Tapes, be there. Be there, be square. Lost Tapes is, we interview Jezbel Sweet,

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uh... ralf set of town florida be in his i mean he couldn't be being more old florida jewish why what's he doing just it was what he went to his mom and they were both just raving about some like it's a little sick of oh shaky green has not lost a step Things like that. Oh, yeah, oh god, I have to hear back Iraq now. There's a performer. Oh Neil diamond had class That's what Ralph's living right now Total Florida life so me and column Terrell. He's gonna a coast with me column rules column does rule

He's great and we're interviewing Romy Chase. Romy Chase? With? It's, I mean, we look it up, it says, plus size adult model. Fat, it is. She's big boobs. They are monsters. She's from Polish.

That's good to hear. She's from Poland. Yeah, she was a teacher apparently. She's 29. So she's coming on the SDR just for... I think she's plugging her flashlight or something. So my thought was, yeah, she's nice.

My idea was to have got Mo the Monster maybe one of the guys who I love, Mo's great. Mo the Monster, you're familiar with Black Lou. You know, Mothamonster is No, I don't know what you've never watched a lot of black guys gangbang women in pornography. Yes But I don't bother to learn their name. He's the one with the last all the time. You're the one that learns the stats He's one where sung like look up. Mothamonster mo jossum. He always has sunglasses on yeah, but like the tinted kind So they're not full, but he always wears them. Yeah, did you watch him gangbang then he on. Yeah, but like the tinted kind so they're not full

But he always wears them. Yeah. Did you watch him gang bang then he threw you a condom like the Joe Green Coke commercial? Hey, okay, that's so funny. You type in mo the monster. It's a cartoon. Oh, yeah, look adult performer. That's so fair He is you recognize that face Mo the monster. He's great. He's the lastDR show a bunch. It's come to my show as a bunch. Monster cock. But he's coming in because I had an idea. She's like, how do we promote this fleshlight? I want to see how heavy flesh lights are. And if we have three guys come in as a challenge, get a boner, hold it up, put it in the flesh light, and then slowly remove your hands from the flesh flashlight. Does your dick hold it up? Because the funniest thing is if it does it, just a flashlight

fall off your hot. I just your dumb boners sit there. They're hitting that table that's in the studio is going to be. Oh, it makes me laugh. So column's going to be seeing a lot of a wieners trying to hold themselves up. I gave my heads up. I did say call me.

I'm not sure. There's a big tip porn start coming in and oh Jesus, Louise's Good luck trying to take her down with a one-legged takedown. She seems like she got just like Lewis's sister sort of I mean facial Not everybody you don't like them? Shut up, dude. Everybody likes my titties. It's such a funny thing to start a video with. Dan, is she too big of a girl for you though all around?

You like big ass big titties, but is that push it for you? Yeah, I'm not into it. Not at all. She seems nice, but I'm not into it. I would. I would for sure. And you're saying no, DJ, though.

Also, the opening line that everybody loves these titties. I don't like the kind of arrogance. It's a personality. Yeah, and I don't like you know what? Well, she's also playing to dumb dums that are like, you know, want to watch her tit worship. Tit worship. What a good band name.

How stupid is tit worship? Does she ever show her snooter? Because how is she promoting a, a fleshlight if her pussy? Maybe that's the whole thing maybe the whole thing is like you've always wanted to see my purse You just make it the opening of a coke can though no one knows Yeah, you wouldn't have to even model it. Yeah, it's like hey, this is my pussy. It's a perfect or it is or it is or it isn't I don't know it's a pussy. It's a perfect All Christine's a Vegas. Miss Christine. My pussy smells like nothing.

This is why I got a drinking studio. These are the reasons. Christine leaves and all falls to hell. But for her to be like, this is my pussy. And then to be like, yeah, it's just a hole. Just a hole. And she goes, what do you want from me guy? I missed the modeling day, okay?

Yeah. All right, I slept in on fucking pussy mold day. I was supposed to fly now for Sacramento and I missed my flight. And then they had to move on to someone's butthole that they had to mold. I have to make fucking pussy mold day I was supposed to fly now for Sacramento and I missed my flight and then they had to move on to someone's But hold it then the mold I have to make a pussy mold like what are you Jonas Salk? Yeah, not that kind of mold No, not that mold also also it's it's really hard to get a pussy mold and it's like a launch from Cape Canaveral Does she ever show her snitch ever put it on it? She's got some nice woppers though. Oh

I'll suppose hey put it for it. She's got some nice woppers though. Oh You do it. You do it. You do it a favor. It's nice look. Oh, well, you know what? Maybe I give her a fucking second look. I don't know if tiny Bruce and large Micah business. Yeah Dude, you almost had a gay threesome for booze almost Can't even get hard in the morning unless you watch shit porn. That's not true. Yeah, right. Oh, is that her? She does fuck sometimes and shows her pussy.

Okay, I didn't see any of this. Is that like when only fan girls start to have sex? Is that like Dylan going electric? Like do you think people get, are like, you triner? You're supposed to just finger blast yourself. I'll be when too far. Yeah. Like you've become a

No, you're against everything that you said you were for I give this girl the biz I Get what you're saying dude. I'll tell you what you fucking try to hit her low. She's gonna rock you Oh, no, that's a group tackle now for sure. Yeah, you definitely go high low on this one Yeah, you you gotta go high low, cause oh dude, I love the punishment videos. Is that actually her for sure? Cause if that's her, I'm gonna ask your show, wrestle me. Yeah. I remember when I read some videos

where you do a little bit of light. I think we've joke around about this before, but when I would buy wrestling videos or like comic books sometimes in the back, they would have those tapes you could buy of women wrestling men. Do you remember those? No, but I will say one of the hottest things I've ever owned in my life, I don't know where,

there used to be a best buy. I used to, when I was big in DVDs before streaming everything. Sure. I go to DVDs. Yeah, I go to the DVD section and they had, I get like a ghetto fights in those DVDs. Sure. One of them was, it was at Best Buy.

It was, it looked like someone made the cover at home. And it was like real, real girl fights. And it was organized. But it was like, just girls getting it. It just got out of jail. It had no money. And they would get him in a room. And they would fight, I mean, like, until nude,

but real fighting. Like bloody, see how much they like that noise but with their snatches out that oh it was great of course it was great I got a win well Romi Chase everybody's gonna be on it so make sure you check out that work.com sdrgas Nigel Network dot com go watch

live at nine o'clock me and call him through I'll talk to Romi Chase it's gonna be some Dix she might be There's gonna be some fleshlates. There might be a leg scissors on Jay or column. This bitch wishes. She would, I would, come fight me for real, Romy. She would, I would love it. She would happen. You know what? Two to nine, see what happens. Maybe I fight this lady. That would be even cooler.

You go, you hear about Jay just getting cleaned by that lady? We gotta wait eight hours for Lany to make her wait on the stairs because she has Dan's mom disease Whoa, she's Gilbera. Yeah, when did she get it? She's had it for about a year and a half two years now Walks though, but she's she's very slow. I bust her balls all the time But I mean, you know, you know, she recover. Yeah, okay, but if you recover taking my cousin had game But it's taking her a long she walks with a walker and he's not an old lady. Yeah, my friend Nick I'm not my friend my cousin Nick got it really yeah like five years ago. You know has it now who Jenna Jameson No, she's Miss diagnosed was she came out the next day. She's Miss diagnosed. Oh, she's had her back

She just took too many from Rocco, so Freddie I thought my legs didn't work. It turns out just my focus. Turns out that FUNCH was pounded into oblivion. Turns out when Sean Michaels had me on that leather couch, he really rearranged my C5. Well, well, we love you guys. bonfiremarch.com.

Christine will be back on Monday. So everything will be right again. Everything will be all right. Jay won't be drunk. We're going to get it. We're gonna put him into program. I'm gonna go drink at SDR show now because that place is cool. Yeah. I'm gonna go to my cool parents house. Yeah. I go to my dad for the weekend. He was me drink. Yeah. That's a drinking cuss. Gary let me cuss when I was 12. I thought it was

a coolest when I visited him. Did he? Those last time I saw him for he died. But he let me cuss. So he and my daughter, we're the enough for having that. She's starting to cuss now in front of me and him. I don't know, I feel about it. I know, but it's weird to hear still. I was 12 and my dad was let me say fuck. It's cool. Pretty much, I mean, you know, he died as a racist too,

so I didn't really make a raise wrong, you know that. Yeah, I know, but look at that. Look at her laks, I'm looking at this clock. I know how it works. He knows how it works. He knows how it works, doesn's not as much as I do It was right yeah one time you stopped us and play the play music for three more minutes You psycho. Yeah, remember that you know five to five

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