The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Manson Zombie Parking Lot Show

Episode Date: September 4, 2026

Jay's favorite band, Marilyn Manson is playing with Rob Zombie in New Jersey. So he invited 18 of his closest friends and co-workers to join him in the celebration of metal. Before the show, the comedians gathered around a picnic table in the parking lot for a pre-concert chat. Luis J Gomez and Bobby have an disagreement over text that gets heated because Luis treats him like an employee. TJ Miller talks about friendship ending arguments. Luis accuses everyone of being there for Jay and not really liking the music. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Let's do it. Let's go. Let's go. What's up? Oh, hey, what is up, everyone? Bobby Kelly, rocking a Kelly Clarkson shirt at a Marilyn Manson concert. I appreciate the shit out of that. Thank you very much, sir. You're going to be you no matter what.

No, and don't forget my matching Nike's. Oh, your golden black Nike. To the Kelly Clarkson shirt. It's the bonfire. Faction Talk Sirius X-XM. 1.03. Go down in history is a great shirt. Big J. O'Kerson, the great Robert

Kelly, with me. We are in the parking lot of Freaks on Parade. Marilyn Manson, Rob Zombie. Orgy and the Who. I've wanted to smoke a cigar on the bonfire since the beginning. This is the best. How's that feel? This feels fantastic. It's really something, right? There's a place in Cleveland

called the Spitz and it's a sauna. It's men's only. like men only. Yeah. And they have a steak restaurant at the top floor, and it's amazing. And you go down and you schvitz and you do the whole thing. And then you come up and you eat steak shirtless.

Now, when you say schvitz, you do mean like copious amounts of gay sex happening. Oh, God. If I knew what copious meant, yeah, it's that amount of sex. It means lots of. But, yeah. So sometimes when you get to do something, a natural state, right? I would like to smoke. I don't know if I want to eat a steak shirtless.

I might feel a little uncomfortable. I can't eat without my clothes on. If you want me to not eat, there's not a fucking chance. By the way, forget it even alone in front of God's eyes. Would I have him see a pile of turd eating a burger? I don't even have sex shirtless. Dude, have you ever been on the toilet? I don't masturbate shirtless.

Have you been on the toilet eating while shirtless? Just like it's the saddest, like, crouched down most. Never eating, but just a hotel that I will. I'm going to shit with the door open because there's a mirror on the back of the door that just shows me standing right down the barrel while I'm taking it. You say shit and eating? I'm a belly button and nipples and a face. You've shit and eaten. Yeah.

At my fattest? Yeah, I don't think I've done that. You never ate? You never eaten while you shit? I haven't. You eat a sandwich? Look, I've been the fattest that anybody here. I've never done that.

I don't believe you. Lewis, you're doing it more is like a feat of like awesome. By the way, we do have two of our guests. We have a lot of people here hanging out. It's a big hang here, but we have T.J. Miller joining us. Hi, everyone. The Puerto Rican Rattlesnake. Everyone's smoking cigars.

It's wild out here. The first person I saw when I pulled in this parking lot, because it was pretty empty when I pulled in, was just a weird combo of people. It was, I thought it was just a kid by himself, full trench coat, full killer-looking guy. And then I thought he had a bag on the floor, like a big bag that I was like, this is like going to be like a bag of guns or something. but it was just his, and I mean this, black friend. It wasn't a bag at all. It wasn't a bag. It was a whole black person that was his friend.

You mistake a black person for a bag? I think it had a lot to do with... A bag of trash. I think it, not trash. Oh, you thought it was a big black... Bag of guns. You can call some black people back of guns. Easy.

You get a real bag of guns. This isn't skanks, Jay. Easy, Jay. A bag of guns? It's kind of weird doing it out here With the birds and the fucking trees It's like really mellow And have never seen the sun

No, those are birds Those are Tristan and Gayblind Mike Oh sorry You thought those are birds They are circling though They are circling This is going to be a fucking fun day But it's the people watching

It's going to be top notch I think it's funny that it's such nice weather But they're going to go on stage And just be like Fuck God! Fuck God! This is This is funny because this is the place I was here at this venue for

Oz Fest many years ago and me and Dan Soda years ago coined it like just like the daytime evil It just doesn't work. The band's cradle of filth performed You know, wherever the parking thing is. Like 2 o'clock in the afternoon. They were the headliners of the small stage 4. And you can watch it on YouTube

Just to see birds flying Guys in cargo shorts You just see everyone's like cargo shorts and like hot clothes weather And then these guys on stage just doing a Norwegian Death Metal Yeah. A girl, like, you know, with blood coming down her face, like coming down the scarf, like scarf dancing. It's just uncomfortable. It's too hot for all that makeup. You're like, guys, just do a fucking dress down set.

I seem to go haywire with that. I saw at Ozfest Mudvane lead singer came out in a full gorilla costume. And then after. He was like, that's a bag of trash. In one son, this isn't the Legion of Skanks, Louis. That's just going to say it. I thought it. I didn't say it. Jesus Christ. He came out of big gorilla costume.

After the first, like, half a song, he went backstage and just let him instrumental it. And he came back out and he was like, fuck that. And he was like, and he said his full mud vein makeup and like a tank top and like shorts. He was like, yeah, dude, I can't. Power Man 5,000. I saw go full leather outfits and just like fade out during their set. Yeah. First time I saw Marilyn Manson was at Ozfest 97.

Like car. I mean, I'm, what is it? I'm 15, 14 years old. And it was like, it was, it was, it was, remember when they tried to ban Marilyn Manson from Giant Stadium from Medellan? that whole thing. And then at one point... At the minute, he was able to do it. He was able to do it, yeah.

And then we're all... Like, I'm such a big Maryland man's event at the point. And he was like, he points at a box. He's like, you see that box? That's the owner of the Meadowlands Arena. He didn't want to let us come. He was like, salute him. We were like, fuck.

I guarantee there was nobody in that box. He was just pointing up. And we were so lit on just telling this guy... The person right next to you is my enemy. Kill him. Was Marilyn Manson one of the... moved to rib to be able to give himself flesh. Yeah, I think he was one of the main people

They accused of that. Yeah, yeah. It's also the funny who he was was always funny. He was some of the The ones that I feel like I'm the only person that would know when they said he was Paul Fifer, everybody knows. They said he was Paul Fyfer from the wonder years growing up. Pre-internet. Like, you have pre-internet for sure. The other one that was the best was Kevin, the older son from Mr. Belvedere, and damn, that one works too, but no one knows who that is. Yeah. No, no, Paul Pfeiffer, he looks like, if you do a picture next to Marilyn Manson and Paul Pfeiffer, you're like, that's definitely him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think sucking your own dick is overrated. Yeah, I mean, you've never done it. There's no way. Well, you've done it. I've done it. I've tried. Well, that's the thing, like, you're not going to get your rib removed to suck your own dick,

because it's not even that good. You did all that surgery and all that recovery and effort to be like, oh, this sucks. You get your rib removed to have a small hot waist so you can fuck guys. You would have to suck a lot of dick to be really good. good at sucking dick before you sucked your own dick and got a rib removed. You don't want to just be your dick, be the first dick you saw. If you're going to take everybody's word for it,

but they're just being nice to you. I've got to get another rib removed. I've got to lick my balls. It turns out of required ball play. Oh my God, they're going to lick my own day. I got to get all my ribs out. I want to eat my own ass. If you read his book, he started most of the rumors. He,

that book, his book was one of the, and I mean this, possibly under 20 books I've read in my entire life. Well, of course, Lewis's book. Didn't read my book. He read the nice dedication from the beginning. I did, though. I did read the nice dedication.

And I read that chapter on the show. That is true. We'll do it again this year. I'm going to do it every year at Skangfest so you finally read my whole book. Eventually, he'll fucking come through. Bobby yelled at me this morning over the book.

Really? yelled at me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Y yelled at me. I didn't yell at you. You literally called me up and I had to be like, Bobby, calm the fuck down. Okay.

Lewis had to do his entire audio book in three days. Yeah. Which is so funny. He calls me up. He goes, you know, apparently this corporation will sue you. They threatened to sue me if I didn't finish. They were like, you never fulfilled your contract. And I was like, come on.

Yeah, right. Come on, guy. They were like, you need to send us back all this money. And I was like, you have to give me an opportunity to rectify that. I was like, I'm a good lawyer. I know I've been sued recently. We can rectify. Lewis's audio book sounds like the micromachines commercials.

Like, the last chapter, I'm just bawling crying. Father got killed. Like a little bitch. Are you crying? I couldn't hold it together. At your own book? They had the last chapter. You're not supposed to cry in the audio version.

I don't think I've heard anybody ever crying. You're not supposed to cry. You're not supposed to let them cry. Look, I had 15 minutes left. Join me now, if you will, and a cry. My father. But yeah, Bobby, so no, I call Bobby on Sunday. They tell me on Saturday they need the book this week.

They didn't even give me, they said, they were like, send the money back or pursuing you. And I was like, okay. Send the money back. They're like, don't even worry about it now. Yeah, and I was like, well, you have to give me an opportunity to rectify. I was like, I have a lawyer. I was like, I'm not sending you the money back.

So either give me an opportunity to make it right or sue me for the money. And they were like. Fuck you, Simon and Schuster. But specifically you, Schuster. Simon, I'm fine with, ultimately. But Schuster, you can suck your own dick. You can remove a rev and suck it. Well, you know, one of them.

Shuster, I don't know if you're picked to be the fall guy here. because Simon seems cool with shit. But you are breathing down with me. Simon's a killer hay! Dude, Shlomo Schuster is definitely going to sue me. The Schuster's the one that's going to sue. Let's go real. It definitely is Abraham and fucking Jebidio.

Schuster's suing me. So they wanted the money back. So then I was like, no, let me do it. And they were like, all right, you needed to have it in by the end of the week. So the recordings. When is the end of the week? Friday, but let me tell you. What?

Initially. The calendar week? Let me tell you. Initially, we were, my team was going to edit it. And then I found out that they could edit it. So then I had, I, I told him I'd have it to them by Wednesday. So then I tell you, I was like, Bobby, I need your forward, which is three minutes of reading. Three minutes.

Hang on one second. No, let me just say, it's three minutes of reading. Hang on one second. Calls me up. Dude, I need you to do the floor. No, I texted you. I need, whatever. You need, I need you do the floor.

It does, though. It does, though. It seems like your story starts off with lies, though. I believe you since the second you stop talking. He, he, you know, Lewis, though, calls you up. But he does it in a panicking way. I need it by, I need this by blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I, didn't I call you?

No, I texted you, and you're reading the text in a tone that doesn't exist. I get the text. I have the text. Now, mind you, Sunday, you know, I was sick, feeling like, Monday I got to. How am I supposed to make you're sick? Monday, I got to go. Did Lewis know that? Tuesday is my long day.

I was aware of that. doing this. I got a lot of shit to do. But he says to me, three minutes. He says to me, let me read the text. Let me just read it because I'm reading the tone that you read it in. I will. Because the tone that he reads my text messages. Also, can I time you while you read it to see how long it would have taken you?

According to Lewis. Because Lewis says three minutes. You know I have trouble reading. I mean, it was a seven-minute file. Not that I've noticed. You said that pretentiously. Is that a thing? You know I have trouble reading. Okay. You ready? Let me go back.

There's a lot of... You started off great, by the first minute, it's great, and then you really fall off in this reading. Where the fuck is it? That's good radio. Okay. Searching for a text. Hey, brother.

I'm going to have the rest of my books. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hey, brother. But not in his time. Hey, brother. That's what I hear.

I do like Hulk Logan. Hey, brother. Hey, brother. I'm going to have the wrong ball. Hey, brother. I'm going to have the rest of my book down today. Are you able to give me the forward? Are you able to give me the forward?

No, no, no. Timeout. Time out. Time out. Go back to the original text. You're so disconnected from even what's going on here. There's a picture of you and your girl at the gym. There's a gun, and then that's it.

That's all I got. No, initially, you can't get the gun to his own and the dog's head? In the meantime, Jay, do you have any texts that you want me to look for? This is all I know. And I can read them? Yeah, I goes, I think I see you a tracking number a couple months ago and something. You read the text. I will read the text, please.

All right. It was a phone call. That was a good move. So maybe it was a phone call. Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Maybe it was a phone call. He did give me a phone call.

Apologies? Now everything you say is bullshit. It might have been a phone call. He called me with this tone. Now there's no proof of my tone. There's a tone. It was literally, hey, dude, they're going to sue me if you could get done by. You don't know your own tone.

Listen, Jay, we have a bunch of people here on the jury that know Lewis's tone over the years. You think this is our jury? Can I be honest with you, though? This would not be a good jury for you. It's got to be a jury of our peers, not these fucking openers. Guilty. You weren't even charged. Christine might hang the jury because she needs you for work.

I get a phone call. Hey, bro. I got to get my audio book done this week by Wednesday. I need you to do the four. Can you get the forward done and sent over to me by Wednesday, please? And I was like, what the fuck, man? And now I'm all out, but I'm like, yeah, dude, I'll do what I can do. I'll get it done.

I'll get it done. You ready? And then I get, hey, brother. Oh, no, no. Initially, brother, call me important. That's what it was. That was my first thing. I said, call me important.

I call him. Yeah. Call me important? I call him important. Thanks, guys. Hey, important. Thanks, guys. And then he says yesterday.

Now, I already planned out when I'm going to tape it. I got Danny doing it. And I'm all set to go after my podcast. Well, you don't need to know it. Well, you don't know. You're sick. I don't know you have a plan. But you don't know, you don't know.

I haven't heard from you. You do know Danny Braff's a thing. The last day. But you know, I'm doing it. Danny Braff is a real shoestr. You know what I mean? By Wednesday. It's yesterday's Tuesday.

Today I should have got the, hey, do you got it? You know what I mean? Well, I mean, I was just giving you a side of Mr. Kelly. I said, hey, brother. He goes, hey, brother. I'm going to have the rest of the book done today. Are you able to give me the forward? Now, when he said to me at the beginning on the phone call, I go, dude, I don't know if I can do it.

Right. So that's why I'm finding out if you can because if you can, I'm going to do it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. He goes, dude, if you can't do it. In a Boston accent? Yeah. He goes, dude, if you can't do it, I'm kind of fucked. And I'm like, I'll get it done. I'll get it done.

He guilty. Three minutes of reading. He makes a point. He speaks for nine hours a fucking day. Put three minutes of reading into Bob Kelly time. Unpaid? That's a different time. Unpaid.

But three minutes of your reading is three hours of my reading. Okay? You think that's true? If I would have paid you, I never find that big case. Is this a thing? On a microphone. Not just me reading. Is anybody else?

Has anybody else heard this? Hey brother, I'm in other rest of my book done today. Are you able to get me that forward? Then he goes, and this is crazy, this is some aloof, like who knows?

He goes, trying to get it later today or tomorrow morning. Trying to. Yeah. Which means maybe it's not going to happen. Possibly. Trying to get it done today or tomorrow.

Either I'm getting it. done today or tomorrow Wednesday the day you gave me... It's confusing wording. I can believe you meant that and I understand. That's what's strange. Now, ready? Ready? We're sort of seeing a real... This is what I get from him. I know like a synergy. Maybe it's still

antagonistic. But there's just a feeling of unity here. I'm going to... And I'm freaking out. Go ahead. I hate to make analogies. But Rob Zombie and Maryland Manson themselves have dissolved their friendship and walked away from tours before. And now they've come back together.

Yeah, exactly. Because they're older. They're wiser. Now, imagine Rob Zombie went to Maryland Manston. He was like, hey, do you want to do this tour? He was like, I'll try to. Maybe tomorrow, maybe the next day.

We'll see. Okay. When he puts it to those terms, I don't like what you've just done to Maryland Manx. Well, what if Marlonneung said? The day before they're going on tour, dude, the tour's tomorrow. Can you go or not?

Because I'm going to get soon. And then Robb says, I'm going to try. Dude, you fucking, you jump when he says jump. It's fucking Marilyn Manson. It would give Marilyn Manson Adjada if he said, I'm going to try to make it to the the tour tomorrow. I do believe that he deals with heartburn. Okay.

Then he says, yeah, I can see that. Absolutely. All the ABS. Maybe. Very, very possible. And when you're eating the hearts of live animals. Dude, taking a fucking, taking a green room dump and then putting on a cape is one of the funniest things you'd ever have to do in your life. Okay, you're ready? He says, okay, sooner the better, my friend.

Very friendly. Very friendly. My friend, my friend, sooner the better. But my friend also, that's a little mafia. That's a little pinching a guy on the sheet. He goes, Hey, man, he goes, you'll get it when you get it, right? All right, kiddo. All right, friend, pal. All right, friendo.

You should have to be friendo. Then he goes, doesn't have to be perfect any time you make a mistake. Just pause for three seconds and start the sentence over. Didn't do that. They will edit it. The mistakes he made, he just mumbled and then when, yes. Remember to send the forward. I sent the entire book.

We're just waiting on you. Oh, the pressure. Now it's all on me. Everything's on me. forward on his phone he was recording it? No, I think he did it on a microphone. I did in a studio. Yeah.

Now it's all on me. And by the way, I said, reminder, not remember. Bobby can't read. Just waiting on you. Read the words forward by Robert Kelly as well. Okay. Which he didn't do. Okay, wait.

He didn't read any of these text messages. He did none of these things. Hang on. There's a famous story of Greg Fitzsimmons did this to Howard Stern famously where Howard Stern was like, hey, can you, I don't think I can really do this forward here. And he goes, ooh, he goes, it's just like they held up the presses for the he put it he laid it on him and it worked

Howard did it you well it worked on me too because I did it last night you and the Fitzdog dude yeah it's in it so Bobby Kelly and Howard Stern basically the same guy then he did blah blah blah tell him to send it so then it's all good now this is where it gets a little weird where I got a little fucking he goes he starts talking to fucking the other guys the guys helping me out no they send me the

forward and he didn't read the word he didn't read the words forward by Robert Kelly. No, this is before that. That's fucking Bush League, dude. Listen, listen, listen, before that, Joe, I need Bobby's audio files ASAP. This is the tone.

This is Joe. Hold on, but what's holding you reading? Not please. This is you. Jesus, Bobby, audio record forwards much? Then Joe replies to him, Danny's sending everything tonight.

I will send as soon as I can. Send it as wave, please. He wrote, this is the first time you wrote, please. Send his wave, please. Right. I'm just business. I'm like, hey, send that over ASAP.

Cool. Like, why? And that's one of the great things about you is you don't take other people's time for granted. In the world. Right. You appreciate other people's time. I do. So you don't.

You just cut corners. You get right to the heart of it. Who likes the word ASAP? Nobody likes to be told ASAP. Nobody. As a grown man, you don't want another comic going ASAP. Just I wanted to say this early enough in the show. I just saw it.

And I don't know why I wouldn't have assumed this would be the case. But T.J. looks like he always carries a pair of Chinese finger cuffs on. We should have some punishments on the show that we should have. require Chinese, all right, put them in the cups. Someone's got to go in the cuffs for a little bit. All night long, people should have to go on the cubs. We should put a dicks in both ends of the Chinese finger cuffs. Oh, my wiener can fit in that.

Oh, it's definitely good. You're definitely good. What? Does that open up? It would slip right out. Would that blossom for me? Me and you'd be too close if we did it. So then, whatever, I get it all done.

Then this morning at 7.13 a.m. 7.13 a. Ready for business every day in my life. 7.13 am. I don't wake up about 8 recently. Shut up. Because we're ready for business. Shut up.

I like to get the day going early now. No, you don't. You get up at 8th? I'm getting up. You're a pussy. When I started hanging up with Jay, he would get up at 2.30 p.m. to pick up Isabella from school. He would let him bed to go pick her up from school. Well, I had to wake up Dave first to be my support Dave when I picked up Isabella.

He did have an emotional support, Dave Smith. This is the text I get at 715. We both had an emotional support Dave Smith. He said, Did you not record the words Ford by Robert Kelly, question mark? Right. Wow. Oh, like, did you really not do that?

Yes. Yeah, and you know what? That says, it says, Robert, I don't really respect you. Right. And so, I think that you should bring this up later on the radio. Right. He doesn't respect this. I'm a fucking employee of Lewis J. Gomez.

What do you fucking dumb? Can I be honest with me, just from a creative standpoint, if I may. And I think you not only may, but. you should because look at your hands. Look at your contacts. Yeah, I'm art. I am art. I got to say forward by Robert Kelly should actually be spoken by Lewis. And then you start reading it. I think Bobby's saying forward by Robert Kelly when he's Robert Kelly is strange.

Don't get me out. I recorded the words myself and sent them to the publisher. You did the right thing. Yeah, because Bobby didn't do it. No, I did do it. Well, you end up doing it at 7.30 this morning. Why not? You're not ready for business? I was ready for business at 6.30. I wake up at 6.30. Hell yeah.

But I'm doing my business. Not Gomez business. And I wound up doing it. But what a passive-aggressive. You could have just texted me and said, hey, dude, you forgot to do the forward, bro. A forward by Robert Kelly. Can you get that done, please?

Sorry for, I know this is crazy, but can you get that done real quick? That one called crazy. It is a little crazy to fucking pop up. Is it grounds for separation of the friendship? Screaming at me. Calls me up screaming at me. I had no one in the morning. I said I'm going to say.

No, I'll say this. Bobby's had problems with me before, and he calls me, and it's very normal tone. Is it correct? And we discuss it. Yes. And we get through the gap. So I wonder if it's if it's you, this is how he feels. If I had freaky Marilyn Manson eyes, he'd also be terrified of me.

You do scare me. I don't live like with me. You look like the devil. I really feel like you could put a hex on me or some type of chant. Yeah. The word hex needs to be used more. I didn't yell at him, Jay. I called them up.

Not yelling. I call my... I'm going to say something to you. Just hear me out and you can talk after. Was it a hexing tone? Because I agree with TJ. The word should be fucking... I can't look at you with these eyes.

It's freaking me the fuck out. Put the glasses back on. I can't talk to you. I just can't. Okay, thank you. Oh, stop. No. Jay's got one black eye and one whiteed-out eye like Marilyn Manning.

And, yeah, I mean, it is pretty cool. I will say. Now, thank you. Everybody here, I think I told a lot of you, I have requested as the ticket purchaser that everybody has to go in with drippy black mascara coming from the box. Did you bring the mask? It's fine with me. Josie Marcellino, our very own-in-house cosplayer, has brought drippy eye makeup for everybody. Yeah, Josie is dressed like a goddamn fool.

She's not. I think she's cute. No, it's crazy. Where is she? Why is she over on the back of the smoke by herself? Oh, Christ. She's smoking your crack bite right now. She's just getting high on crap.

She's only fencing with Isabella. She goes, she'll just show like a little bit. Like, just the tease that actually gets to be excited. At least the feet. Isabella's size 11s. It's the tease, yes. He goes, who is that Kobe? Size 11s.

She's doing her own podcast. over there. Yeah, I called Tinderbox. I didn't yell at him. It's just I let him know at 7 o'clock at the morning. Screaming. Dude, you know my scream.

I do. It was not scream. It was tonal. But dude, if you're going to fucking send me a, I go, if you're going to send me passive aggressive messages, yeah. Not before 10 o'clock in the morning.

I don't want it. The first thing to be up, you didn't folk and don't do that. I agree. That's really showing boundaries. That's boundaries. But I didn't say, did you just send the

fucking do-d-da-do. I said, oh, did you not send the... And then Bobby just started screaming. Yeah. No, no, no, no. That's not true. Oh, that's what he said. Did you not record the words Ford by Robert Kelly?

But you're assigning that tone and that facial expression to my text. Well, did you really not, he said? What'd you say? Did he says, did you really not? Or did you not? No, I said, did you not? Did you not record the words Ford by Robert Kelly? That's better than really not.

Can I say, just for future? reference for you. I don't think that's that big of a deal, actually. Would have meant a world of difference? It would have meant the same thing if you wrote, did you record the... You kind of ask it like that. If you said, did you not? Sounds like you've already...

You didn't do it. You know I didn't do it. Versus going like... When you texted it. Because did you happen to record the words? Blah, blah, blah. Maybe you buried it. Maybe you buried it somewhere in the middle of you sputtering and stuttering through your reading. You knew I didn't do it.

and you were fucking sticking it to me. That was a little jab. I was a little passive aggressive. That was a passive aggressive. There we go. This is a great way for all of us to learn about conflict resolution. I didn't fucking yell at you. I just,

I had a little tone in it. Dude, if you're gonna fucking do this and put this all on me in three days, fucking make sure. I don't fucking work for you. Who do you think you're, I mean, five minutes to the point where I was like,

go ahead and just kind of keep talking. And then you guys will get back into it. Do you know, T.J., how many times Lewis's friends have yelled the words of him? I don't work for you. That's really funny. I haven't yet. He does have seven. In fairness to him, he's dealing all day long with about 10, 11 workers.

So he sometimes doesn't swing over when he swings it over to his friends. Can I say I consider all of my employees, my friends. And sometimes those lines get blurred. So sometimes I look at you guys like you're my employees. Sometimes I look at you with my friends. No, I am not your fucking employees. I'm starting to learn, though. Specifically it works for me.

I'm going to start treating my producers and whatnot like shit more like you. I don't treat my producers like shit. I watch you, and now I admire it. I used to judge it. But now I think maybe you're doing the right move. If I'm treating you like shit as an employee, you're likely not going to be working for me very long. Yeah? Yeah.

I don't treat him like shit. Paco, do I treat you like shit? He's terrified. That was horrible. That was horrified. Paul, by Mike. Come here. Do I treat you?

Be honest. 100% honesty right now. How would you describe how I treat you as an employee? You treat me great. That sounds terrified. By the way, Christine's on two psych meds. One of them prescribed for you, specifically. You're on medication because of Lewis.

Yeah. One of your medications is just because Lewis. Christine was having a meltdown at Skankfest and yelling at me, and I yelled back at her. That's what happened. Shut up. Does anybody else? Is anybody ever yell at you?

Like, I work for you. Hey, Dick, I work for you. So you can talk to me how over the fuck you want. I'm going to go to what you just said. Tell me what you said again, and then I'll do it. But I don't, I've never yelled that at you previously, you know. Thank you. I don't fucking work for you.

I've never yelled that. I will whisper it as he leaves. Well, he's. Spooten me. How often do you walk away, I'll go, I don't work for you. I go, I don't work for you. How often T.J.

do you blow up with friends, like arguments like that? Have you had like friendship-ending arguments ever? As an adult, I really don't. The guy, my best friend who I've worked on a lot of things with. We were doing. We were doing a fictional character. We were doing the Critics Choice Awards.

And I kind of was off my rocker. I was very manic and trying to do nitrous oxide to kind of bring it down. And it was actually like doing that during the broadcast. It was prescribed, right? And yes. Yeah. And so you got to find out stage. And I kind of just went off on him because the pressure was on.

And I kind of did that like, well, it's my ass. I'm in front of the camera. That's not the right thing to do to somebody who's like, well, I would like, I'm as funny as I'm funnier than you. And I'd like to be in front of the camera. So don't tell me that that's, there's something bad about it. And that, like, clashed hard. But we made up.

But that was, it's very rare that I've sort of really exploded at somebody. This drug dealer in Los Angeles, I wanted him to get my new driver's license, and he stole the driver's license. And he was using to cut up cocaine lines at parties. Really? So he was like, you know, the guy from Yogi Bear 3D? This is his license. And I fucking, I went off on him. I waited.

I was so upset with him. I waited and like two days later I was like can you come here come into your kitchen real quick it's like okay because I'm like and I fucking lot but like quiet rage and like I will fuck up your life for real's rage and that was a thing where

he kind of didn't really know what to do and then I decided I saw him he got it he was really scared it was really really scared but me me and Lewis have one major blowup a year no it's been two years now at a couple you know that has it in December it'll be two years our last big blow up was right for Christmas

on his calendar, the blows. I remember it's because it was the same thing that I told my Audi. When you have scheduled like birthdays? We always have a lot of since. We usually have the blow-up. We usually have the blow-up, but we have, like, we have arguments for sure, but I'd say

we've never stayed in the fight longer than, and how much we broadcast together. It's a lot between shows. We've never done a show where it wasn't over with. We've always resolved it before the show. We've always resolved it. Yeah. Well, you and I are the same.

angry asshole. Yeah. Yeah. You guys both come in a 10. I take a while to get to 10 and then I'm 100. Yeah. You and I are like Lamborginis. Jay's like a fucking old, fucking old mobile. But what's he's moving? But I have a gnaz. I'm going to watch a lot of him with a fucking gnauz button.

Oh, you think this thing's fucking slow. Why don't we take this like up to 220? Yeah. Jay's anger when it happens, it is frightening. But it's also exciting to see. I've seen Jay get angry a couple times, and it's very... I kind of just sit back and want it to happen,

and I hate when it cools down a little bit, and he gets his shit together. But his anger... I've seen you get angry. Skankfest, you were fucking angry, and it kind of was... Got my dick hard a little bit. I was excited. I got mad of Josh. Yep. At the concert.

Death Tones concert. That was a good one. And by the way... I was smiling the whole time. That night, that night, Jay saw red, but that was only because he was wearing red contacts. That's true. I was wearing red context, I was wearing red contacts in his eyes. Jay's anger that night was quite. quiet anger, what he was talking about, he was just talking down to Josh.

Not down? Well, he was sitting down. I mean, physically. He just kept, he kept asking questions that Josh couldn't answer. Do you think that's fair? Do you think that's like, no. Yeah, he was on 70-cratum, which is now illegal, I believe.

Killed somebody. And Mike Furno. I think so, yeah. Mike Furno. He was on 95. Going home. He was already on the West Side Highway. for Mike Dude Josh did we have a song

Josh wrote for the bonfire That's over or for Fanoia Even about the thing Which is so funny because One of the things was Not only did Josh like Fuck up and Fanoia ended up having to go

Uh home But when he talked to Fanoia and apologized To him he goes I'm sorry man I know I fucked up And you had to go back to West Niac Or wherever And he was like It's Connecticut

And you've known that for a long time He was said about that And then so Josh made a song And he was like the song for for for funnoy he apologizes like but purposely because because he goes I mean you had to drive all the way back to west niac he just commits to it well I'll tell you this much guys I'm glad I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm mean you I feel like we haven't gotten into a thing in a while I think it's been a long time dude yeah well what was he left us we felt like abandoned children so we're like we have to be brothers forever the problem was Dave would always kind of like you sort of mediate like in his own weird way and we don't have him anymore so we're like we literally we have to figure out of out of doing it on our own or we will not be able to work together.

Maybe Dave was the problem. Part of the problem. You haven't fought since Dave left. That's true. It's very possible. Maybe it's Dave was a problem. Same way I feel. It's like how attached I am to Bobby because Dan Soder dumped me and then Bobby

was like, I'll fuck a fat pig. I don't give a shit. And then he just fucking scoop me up and I was like, you think I'm pretty? And he was like, sure, baby. And here we are. Fucking four years in. I mean, it's fucking great. I also, there are certain things that if you have a cigar, they're way

better and yours was maybe it was Dave. Maybe it was Dave the whole time. Tiny little little tipples. When do you guys think,

when do you guys usually go into a concert? It's way to the last moment. Are you the type of people that get there really early? I don't give a shit about orgy. Not really.

If it was an actual orgy, I'd go inside early. Well, here's the problem with orgy. They're closing on blue Monday, sure, but they're not even doing fiction. That's crazy. She dreams in digital? You remember that song. You want makeup. Nobody likes Orgy.

I didn't say I like Orgy. I said they do those two songs. And a giant blow up is about to happen. Right here on the back. Is this the thing? We're all here. Jay J is like, dude, I bought 18 tickets to Maryland. I was like, you don't know 18 people that like Marilyn Manson. And then he's like, yeah, sure, everyone

likes Melston. I was like, nobody here. There's Rob Zombie. Nobody here likes Marilyn Manston. They're all pretending to like Marilyn Manson, so you think they're cool. Those want to impress you. No way. Dylan is claiming to like Marilyn Manston right now. No. But Dylan, by the way, out of the gates,

Dylan out of the gates wanted to go, but said it was like, he doesn't know, but he was like, I think it'll be, like he wanted to go for the show. He was out of gates. He didn't say he liked them. Tristan told me he's a fan. Big Jays love language. It's telling you that he likes, you like Marilyn Manson and that he looks good now. If you're like, dude, he looks great. Jay is like, he does. I'm like, dude, you want to get lunch?

but like something like because I don't need that much anymore Tristan Tristan took an Uber here That's how much he likes Marilynne Rob Zambly You didn't just try to impress Jay

You like Marilyn Manson You don't know the music How about Rob Zobobie? You always give him Rob Zombie dude Rob's Robbie's closing Come here Nobody likes Rob Zombie either What?

That's insane Burns Turn Yeah Tristan It's a turn My drag you Ah

Tristan Everybody It's probably he'll sit right here. He is teeny. He's a little tiny. He's a little tiny. You haven't noticed his fucking eyes are really beautiful? Piercing?

I mean, it's nuts how beautiful you're looking. Did I notice, dude? I mean, the rest of it is literally a trojous. That's what I see out. There's a... It's a travest. Sometimes when I'm singing to myself in my nightgown, I see his face in a bird bath outside. Aw. There's five people in a car that laughed at that grease reference.

Tristan, you're claiming to like Marilyn Manson. Oh, yeah, I mean, growing up, just, yeah, like being a little emo kid, like, riding deerpikes. You're still growing up, young man. Yeah. The question is, are you here because you want to be with Jay? Or are you here because you're here for the bands? What is being with me do? I don't know, apparently a lot.

Yeah. Honestly, if I can be honest, I'm here for Jacob. Yeah. I'm here. I want to see that guy go fucking all out at this concert tonight. Where is he? Here for the J-Cup? Oh, there's all games that J.

The J-Hup? Yeah. Get me a beer. All right, guys. Give me another beer. I was going to bring a football, and then I just forgot because I was loading my white claws in. Yeah, right, exactly. Just two different paths.

That's all. Tristan, name two Maryland Manson albums. I don't know the albums. I know the albums. We're going to... We're going to... Name three Marilyn Manson songs besides the beautiful people and sweet dreams. I can name Ellis song.

I like the music. You can't take that away from it. I was going to pay your Uber now I'm not. Mumford and Sons. I can't name two songs, but I thought they were great. Yeah. I mean, it's just... It's the vibe. I'm honestly here for the vibe of it. I'm here for the hang. I'm here for the hang. The whole entire hang. And Rob Zambi. It's the biggest show in metal.

Marilyn Manson could come out tonight and said, I'm killing myself after the show. And I'm like, I can't believe I'm here for that. The last show. Yeah. It's the last show. Holy shit. What do you think this yellow bus is about retarded people? Oh, that's like a radio contest thing. I did that once. And then it's like, no, it's just radio people. people. No, when I was younger, me and my girlfriend, I got his tickets. There was a concert called the Summer Sanitarium Tour.

It was Corn, Metallica, Kid Rock, and System of a Down and Power Man 5,000. Solid tour. And I bought tickets and there was a thing. It was like from the radio station that it was like you go to the, you meet at this place and you get on yellow buses. And they're going to bus us down. It was in Maryland. It was like in Baltimore at the Raven Stadium. and they drive you down there and you go

and then you go back on the bus they drive you home. But when I got down there and I don't know if this is because because I said I really didn't have a lot of these problems as I got older, even though I got fatter. But young fat, they parked the buses like a mile walk from the stadium. And on the walk there, I got what a football coach later told me was called crotch rot,

which is just your thighs rubbing together. And by the time that concert was over and I had to walk that mile back to the thing, dude. My poor girlfriend, who was not fat at all, just as I said to another fat boyfriend, with my legs wide open, like, hoping air gets to my fucking burning chapped thighs. Louis, you're a thigh guy. You never got this.

Oh, yeah, when I used to sell comedy clubs, like it's in the cold, my thighs would rub together, and they would get chafed, and they would be in constant pain. I had jeans used to rip in that spot. Yeah, yeah, right in the crotch. I always. That's why I just have to cut the nets out of the swim trunks. Yeah, the net.

I thought they used to cut you out of nets when they caught you Well, they were trying to catch tuna. Too many words. You had it and you fucking ruined it. I got some good traction out of, like, older jeans that I fucking crotch-rodded the fucking thighs out of. When in the 90s in my black neighborhood, basketball shorts at all times underneath your jeans was a thing. So now crotch holes were just a cool thing. Yeah, right.

It was just cool because you didn't matter. You were seeing shorts. I would put sandpaper around my penis. and my balls, my dick, and then I would not tape it, but sort of slather it with, like, adhesive. And then I would walk around. And it was just kind of blood and rashes.

But it felt good, and it got me where I needed to go. Was it really harsh stamp paper? It was like a fine sandpaper. It was a very fine sandpaper because I have a very fine penis. Right. I get you. I heard that about it. It's a very, very fine penis.

It's not granulated. It is. Gayblind Mike is a person you should ask these questions to as well. Gabeline Mike. Gabe Mike's not a fan of this. Solo ticket. At a nowhere. He bought a ticket, his own ticket.

Solo ticket out of nowhere. And you, because he's a fan or he wants to be part of this. No, he's not a fan. Mike, come over here. Florentine's a fan. I believe that this, this hot golf chick is a fan.

He was going whether we all came or not. Look at Florentine's son, by the way. It looks like a fucking quarterback. Damn, dude. dude. Go fight my daughter. She's a size 11 shoe. Christine's been pretending to like this music since you met her. Christine likes

Anni DeFranco and lesbian rock. She also does love Ani DeFranco and stuff, you know, for sure. Name three Maryland Manson albums, Christine. Super easy. Albums. What? Nothing. Not even one. You don't take a shot? Not even one. What? Yep.

Oh, the new ones? I don't know. It's not new. What is it called? 12 years old. Somebody and be like, I don't know the last five. I'm going to put a cigarette out on you. Portion of American family. You're going to give her the answers? Oh, sorry.

She wouldn't have done that. Are you saying Christine's in a costume for the last 15 years? Thank you. And the biggest one. I know I can see the cover. The most goth. It's the name of the song that I love. The best album.

The name of the song I said, you do a comedy jam this year. Christine's really a blonde. It's a playoff of a Broadway of a Broadway show. This is going to probably be a fight later. It's a flips up. A. A.S.

A.S. The person who's not into Christ, but he is the... Yeah. That's not a good answer? You can't hear you. You coached her. Oh, if that was phone a friend, dude, come on. You coached her. I feel bad for a game by Mike. He was coming over all happy, and then he just sat down.

He just admitted, I think he's not a fan. You're not a fan at all? No. You just came for the hang. I'll be honest. After I knew about this concert, I listened to Rob Zombie, and he does thump. So you're not a fan? but he I became a fan because I listened to his music

this is so mean that's not a microphone that's our penis Mike me back my penis It's a mean thing I took a rip so I could do this Yeah he did some research And he ended up really enjoying the music And now he gets to see it live

Everybody did research to come here today Yeah Rob zombie rules Yeah he's a fucking I hate him He's a shithead He oh as a guy Yeah he's a shit head For sure I've interviewed him twice And he's never been nice

Really? Yeah I toured I went on right before him on an entire tour, and I don't think he knows who I am still. We thought you were the lead singer of Drowning Pool. Yes, no idea. He goes, I thought you were dead, brother. And, yeah, he just never been, but I think.

What was the tour? Mayhem Fest. I was the host of Mayhem Fest two years. And it was awesome. But I went on before Rob Zombie. And because he liked to hide his set, I said I found it the worst thing. I've had microphones go out.

All the things that could happen to a comedian, that you can go bad. You know what I mean? A fight breaking out in the audience, a fight a guy heckling so much. Somebody passing out. Passing out. Medical.

You get hit by a Walmart bus. Oh, you get hit by a Walmart bus. That'll have it. The worst things that could happen as a comedian. I forget the point of what I was saying. You die of a heroin overdose

and they find your naked body in a hotel. That's my pot. That's my pot-ed problem. I gave so many examples. I don't remember what the point of the entire thing was. And they're all great examples. All great examples of something. Come on, Bobby.

You're my pin. Look, I'm not here. I'm not here for Rob Zombie. But I am here for Marilyn Manson. I've always wanted to see him. I think you're going to like Rob Zombie more. Well, I've always wanted to see Marilyn. Sure.

I'm excited to see him. But Rob Zombie, I'm not a huge fan of. I think you're going to like it more. He just puts on a show. He puts on a humongous show. He's the horror director, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do those people have a Hearst?

A Hearst? Is it a Hearst or a Hurst? I put a Hurst. I put a hearse in then because I have so much to saucer on. The guy put a tea in every word. Is Edward C. Hurst over there? Is that Garrison, Hearst? Is that, oh my gosh, Gary? The person who made the something I think in

England? Yes, I live and breathe. I think we have a hearse for Skankfest. We're going to be riding on a hearse. Why? It's not a her. I said Hearst now. I said it right. Me and Steve. Yeah, me you and Steve. We're coming in. Are we rising like vampires? Yeah, we wear fangs all weekend. I'm wearing fangs day one. All weekend. Well, it's a vampire theme. I do a different outfit every day. Yeah, but you'd always have fangs, though. It's also true. I could be different types of vampires. Can I get fangs? Oh, I'm going to do a glitter. gay vampire like Twilight. Yeah, but you gotta get the good fangs.

I'm gonna get the Josh fangs. I'll wear him a skank fist. Josh is everyday fangs. I will wear it. I'm gonna do the buck fangs like nosferatu. Nice. I like those. Those are ugly.

I'm gonna get some lost boys. Yeah, you gotta do that. That's what it is. Do they in the middle fangs like a retarded vampire? Lost boys. If I just get long buck tooth ones like a beaver, can I be a part of the vampire club? God bless Joel Schumacher with one small decision.

Let's move those fucking fangs in one. one tooth and it's the coolest looking thing in the world. Yeah, it is cool. Coolest looking in the world. Unique. Unique. Yeah. What other type of vampires are there?

Well, there's nose fraud too. Then there's the boring fucking, uh, well, even when they did like fright night nose, the fangs were always the, the, the fifth and sixth. No, you got to be like a cool vampire like the, uh, like with a suit. There's that vampire. Vampire in Harlem. Vampire. There's a black vampire.

A great idea. We can't do that. Great idea, TJ. That's not what I'm talking about. He was by Eddie Murphy. Well, technically, if you get bitten in the 1920s, you're live for a while, like the temperament of, like, you know, enjoying blackface might perpetrate throughout your existence into, like, the further generations.

Would it be funny if Blackylo had to kill on the streets because he couldn't go in places? I'm trying to make a point. Jay, you didn't let, you didn't let Tristan bomb the way we wanted to enjoy it. Oh, I didn't know, thanks, sorry. We really let him just talk. But I was going to ask if you think Blackyla was still sucks. subjected to like black problems. Like he saw a girl that went into like a fucking diner

that he wanted to fucking kill and he was going to be walking. Somebody's like, you're not allowed in here, dude. Yeah, that would be tough. Is that what you meant? You had a drink in a separate blood bank. Yeah, you have to be invited in. They're like, no fucking way. Like you did all the kills outside.

Is that where they come up with the rules of vampires? You got to invite him inside. No problem. Hey, vampire. Wrong fucking water fountain. Calling someone a vampire is crazy, dude. Vampire?

Vampire, please. Vampire, oh my goodness. Can't use a hard ar. Yo, a bunch of vampires are in there. I'll stay home, I think. Yeah, they can't get invited in. Oh, you only are just sitting in the movie theater and pay 18 bucks for a ticket when these vampires

are going to talk to all the time. I'm okay. I'll wait a little VOD. I'm going to dress up like one of the Irish vampires from sinners. I'm going to have a little guitar. Oh, dude, that would be great. I'm going to sing Irish hymns. Fucking banjo suspenders

Lewis vampire? I love it. That's fun. I like it. Oh, I love it. Dude, I'm just going to be one of the ones that's like, like an ancient where I'm just going to be a glob of shit. Just I'm going to have full prosthetics for all of Skank Fest, an eye down here, whatever.

I'm just a mess of something, but I'm like a king. I like that. Thank you. You got to sleep in it, though. Yeah, no, listen. It's a commitment. But I think I should get a little extra at Skank Fest this year. She should be a vampire that hasn't had blood

in a hundred years. He's living off rats. He'd be jacked if he'd just fucking fed on one prostitute. Dude, they're garbage trashed. That's what you eat, prostitutes. Yeah. That's what that's in general.

He moved on to me. Oh, we're doing a vampire cell. Tristan keeps having good ones, and he keeps putting his hand up, and I'm ignoring it. You can't defend. Someone who feels like I'm your elder, never eat out a prostitute. I wouldn't do that. You're going to be tempted because you want them to like you. I don't do late-night McDonald's anymore.

I'm not going to eat out a prostitute. Okay. You know what? Man, he's fucking growing up right before our very eyes. No, I was going to say, I feel like I'm the only vampire

that, like, adhere gluten freestyle of, like, A negative blood. It is being like... Before I bite you, are you a negative? Are you a positive?

Honestly, it's do you eat organic? Oh, my guy goes, are you fucking, are you Asian? I thought you were fucking Mexican. Oh, you cunt.

I can feel the MSC. I'm bloated. I make sure that all of my prostitutes graze on organic greens. Yeah, that's what I think. A vampire that only kills and drinks the blood of humans that are at eat organic.

Yeah. Or it's not enough because they only eat organic. That was vampire the only thing? That was like a plant-based milkshake. Well, it's a vampire-themed. It's all vampire. You can't be anything else.

You can be whatever you want, but we're doing a vampire-themed-skang-fest. If you don't dress up as a vampire, skank fest So am I going to be a fat vampire in the ads again? No, you're going to be what we're feeding on. He's going to have holes all of your body. Do you guys? It's going to be a vampire's dream?

I'm never ending something. He's going to be like, I haven't finished the forward. On the floor, though, did you get the one where I went? Forward by Robert Kelly, dude. You're going to use that one? I gave them all the options. Oh, you fuck. Whatever they want.

I should have just done that. I should have the red. the whole thing like that. Dude, he's a real fucking dude, what he's become right now, dude. Do you guys think there'll be, why is this bus keep circling? What do they want? What's your problem? What's your beef? They're bringing people from the thing.

Lewis, you got, this is where you need your guns. There's salmater. Is there a problem? Did you ever see boys in the hood? That's the best part, dude. That's why I want to keep a gun right by my dick. So when people come up, I can go, is there something? Is there a problem? Yeah, but they wouldn't see it. I know. That was so

if my gut covered the fucking bar, the butt. I don't like two necks I go Yeah Yeah Is there a problem Yeah the first time you go

This problem Yeah I guess you have diabetes He goes there's a problem He goes yeah You should get skin surgery Dude yeah I lost a little bit away Is there a problem

He goes yeah but nothing couldn't be fixed With I guess about 12 grand The fucking P surgery I found out today that my gun doesn't have Like a manual safety Which is making me terrified That's not good dude Why

It's got a safety You can't drop it It's got a trigger safety but it doesn't have like, I can't. It doesn't have the button. Oh, really? James is definitely going to try it. Yeah.

Without a doubt. But maybe just leave it where he can get to it. Yeah. Where are you going to keep it at? My gun safe that I bought? In a safe. When did you get the gun? Today.

Is that where you keep it up today? Is that where you keep the recipe for body brain coffee? Oh, my. And the real numbers for gas digital? Ooh, you son of a bitch. I get my joke book in there. I'm like, Look at this old thing

It's an old time He goes Obama's president now It's probably going to be Rims on Air Force One That was good That would be a good one You're thinking about

Let me gaze in the military Reaganomics Trickled down to what My balls Are I right So I just watched The movie Independence Have you guys seen this one?

Have you seen this? The Titanic She was fat. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. I think. I wonder if we could all think how many, like, things everyone had a joke on, like, we've lived through on things. Like, I remember, like, at one point, like, my first one that I remember because I got called on someone saying, it was Lisa Lampinelli saying I stole her joke because she's fat also.

And we both said the million pound march. What are you from? What are you? Puerto Rican. It was the same weekend. I got, they kicked me off the weekend because you. She said, I stole her joke. I've never met her before. Oh, it's still killed.

Hell yeah. But, dude, she, that weekend, though, it was... You stole her essence. I saw her essence. It was in, uh... You stole the hair color. It was in Caihoga Falls. I was really you are stealing her whole thing.

Yeah. Is it a Kyle Hoga Falls, Ohio? You're still her weight. It was a fat bitch with blue hair. No, she was younger here. And she was fatter, younger, with a very short hair. Jay's defending with... No, no, no.

She looked older than... We were different. No, she looked older, and then got younger looking. And then now it looks like a fuck She looks like the fucking great adventure guy But she But she They pulled me off stage early

It's really funny They pulled me off stage early And then she brought me out with the manager of club To say I stole her joke I never met her before And she had said that it was And I used the word million pound march And it was because everyone was doing a million man march

The million man march just happened That's why I started comedy And so that was Everyone had a joke about that And I had a million pound marches March and then I guess she said she had one too and she was like you stole that for me and I was like I've never seen you before I go I'm in Philadelphia you live in New York you said like I don't I've never been I was months in the comedy I had the I had the during the first or the second Iraq war I had Osama Milan I had Afkaring girls gone wild and I would pull the little thing up and then and then I thought I was so original and then everyone had it was a BAT had a thing where six comics had the same job You also did the I thought it was your joke

Well I mean it was again This is also false to the thing where it's like Especially weird I remember a guy Who's like a major writer on family guy Who was around New York for a while When I was younger in comedy Very nice guy very funny

And I mean a lot One of mine included A couple of ideas And again obviously could be parallel thinking Who knows It's just taking a lot of credit But I've just had a couple one of mine, one of Bobby's for sure

And several other comedians' jokes Played out in cartoon form On family guy, yeah, I remember the flapping Stuie Stui jumping off He took steroids and lost a bunch of weight And then he was all skin And he jumped from somewhere

It was a flying squirrel And I was like I used to have a joke about a roommate That was like exactly that pretty much And Bobby had Bobby's was outtakes of bin Laden And family guy did it Where he was like flubbing

In the videos Osama bin Laden flubbing is like lines. Osama Lahn was getting stoned and the thing. I know there was outtakes. Be like, America must... Wait, do it a... One more time. One more time.

America's... And they literally just like, it's just that. On family, I got... Stolen such a dumb thing to wing out anymore. That's a personal story. It's like a dumb thing to wing out. I had S&L. I had a joke I did on Opie and Anthony. And I used to do...

I used to sell her all the time about... Marshmelios? Superheroes. The only cool one was Superman. I go, Everybody else. Well, the flash, what could he? He could just get there quicker than shit. He's still at a wait for Superman.

And I'll go, I'm here. I'll be right back with Superman. And then, Aquaman, what if something happened in Nevada? And I did that stupid joke. Do you know what someone else? I've been allowed one again. You really roped yourself in the telling too much of it. Do you remember when I said that I, we had to joke in my eyes.

Yeah, I had a joke about a roommate having flaps. I just got to it. You told your whole joke, you lunatic. Well, I forgot the last one. What happened? You're slipping. Well, here's the thing. SNL did the,

the exact bit on SNL about how flashed, all those superheroes were bullshit without Superman. Like, three months later, they just did it on the SNL. Yeah, I had a teacher,

a sketch comedy teacher in Chicago, and he said something interesting, this guy Ali Faranakian, and he said, you know, we're all searching for the same Easter eggs, which I think is great. Congrats on that,

man. Thanks, thanks. Congratulations. you deserve it and I think everybody here can agree with me when we say we're proud of you. Thank you. Yeah, we are. Do you know, TJ, I'm such a mother hen. You alluded to the chance that you might leave before Rob Zombie and it's all I can think about

because I want you to stay and enjoy it so much. Well, Mother Han, I think I can stay because either I'm not going to have this surgery tomorrow or they already moved it back. So you have a surgery? Yeah, let's see it. Sex change. It's a fish. He's going to be in the WMBA.

Louis, that joke would have killed in like 8th grade. And everybody would be like, he's so quick. He was like sex change right away. Dude, that's when I peaked. Snap, dude, he got cooked. So, someone graduated. It's when I dropped out of school. That's his third page in his joke book and his safe.

Just a sex change. It does that have the foreword. It does now. Yeah. You know what? We'll be right back after these messages. We're at the concert in the parking lot. It's the bonfire.