The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Maverick

Episode Date: June 17, 2022

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Hey guys, make sure you go check out Dan Soder. You know he's in London, England at the Soho Theatre tonight through June 18th. For tickets and all of Dan's tour dates, of course, go to dansoder.com. Everybody, I'm going to be on the Berk Reister Folly Lodent Festival for the next two weekends. Make sure you check that out coming to a city near you. Some tickets still left in some of the cities after that I have brick city comedy club and Oklahoma and then Albany New York I think for tickets at all door dates go to bigjcomedy.com And now back to the bonfire with Big J. Ogris and a dance owner. I Just touch each other something It's just what guys do

If you're wondering if there's a shirtless boy soon there of course, oh, yeah, they had to get it out And that's me and Jacob started giggling at that, too Here we go shirtless boys, body sling. Oh, it's happening Still in great shape Tom Cruise, but he's got you just can't help you get that thick body though. Yep So weird results Hang on little I was just making life great for us and grab our tickets I grabbed VIP parking too because whatever right does even matter if you guys really live life find out that, uh,

first off, I want to thank, I've been waiting to watch that Kim Jong Un video. So thanks to Kurt Loader on Twitter. He spells the L-O-A-D-R because it's a good, you know, porn name. And, um, and someone else said that there's a fucking train version of careless whisper No shit can I tell you this? Series XM offers you four months of series XM streaming platinum for free with my ticket purchase That's pretty great Mark Malley. Thank you for the careless whisper. I'm gonna say no. It's on YouTube With Kenny G. Oh damn it Look at this

Oh damn it. Look at this. Um, Lou. Oh, they put out a video for it. Oh, really? Jesus, they really go for it when they cover, huh? Yeah. These guys live out loud. Lou, tell your bunny, she owes me everything. Damn. What's wrong, Christine? What's wrong? Nothing's wrong.

What's the fucking face you just made? Damn, dude, why is that so mad? Are you getting tickets now? Well, I didn't mean to get them now. He just wanted to flex on everybody. Let them know that they're gonna go have fun. Genuinely, didn't mean to get these now. I thought Train would bring us back together

before we got jump back in the top gun. Can we get a candidate acceptate while you're doing that though. How you feeling on the chance? I'm off of Chantix. Oh boy. Meaning you quit? Yeah, I had to. I was fucking getting angry.

Oh no, you didn't quit smoking. You quit Chantix. Oh, I'm smoking even more, baby. Well, you got to make up for the Chantix. Yeah, at last time. We're going to see Train, dude. We're going to not smoke at Train. Come on.

The war isn't the summer. It's insanity what you're saying is are you guys going to the outdoor one? I thought PNC's inside no it's outside will be under the the covering because we're VIP right Jay are How strict probably for being smokers now how strict are the you have to go like 50 feet away from a door or that shit I don't know. When I was throwing smoking, this is like 10 years ago, if you went to a college, you could probably rip a butt where you're sitting. Yeah, well, no, this, I just thought about that

when I got these things. I got this good ticket just now, like good close-up seats, but that is kind of really, you're gonna have to dip off the smoke. You think you're not gonna lose him? Good luck. Good luck, dude. not gonna lose him? Good luck. Good luck dude. It's like me letting Mertle go in a fucking field and be like Mertle come here and

check this gun. He's fucking gone. DJ Lou 2, Chantix 0. Oh. You beat Chantix twice now? It beat me twice. Oh Yeah, he's only two Chantix has got the two are you bombed are you pissed you do you feel like you fucked up?

No, I'm just glad I'm not angry fucking prick anymore Any look cool as fuck ripping those butts. I feel you're off it now. Oh, is that me? We can see your ass now No, see I was really mad That's how I knew chantics was fuck on my head cuz of my you got a great ass Only person racking it any more than me is fiend and this is cuz she's a chick Man ass doesn't it's 70 cents on the dollar can we get back to this careless whisper? I'm gonna say it's not even gay enough. It's not good. I gotta be honest with you. I'd be fine if they don't do this. But I'll tell you the exact set list and we could see if we're gonna have a good time. I've done, I should have done this first. I've made this mistake before.

I say I think looking it up is it. Then you're gonna know what's coming. Now that's the best man. Then you know where to get all juiced for. When we were playing my thing with Christine Pissing. And Bruce Springsteen went on he goes, well this is all off book. This didn't happen last night. It was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, this is a,

no, I haven't written down and you will, I remember going to concerts and trying to memorize the set list to put it together on a burn CD. Really? Of like bands being like, okay, they opened with, then it was, ba, ba, ba, then, ba, ba, ba. They even played in a little bit. But they opened up with AM gold, no idea,

drive by, come on, right out of the gates, we're, this is how to drive by, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, look at black lukewarm offset. Hey soul sister, I'm right up front for that. Cleopatra, no idea. Drops a Jupiter. Yes. Are you gonna weep?

Running back, trying to talk to you, no idea. Meet Virginia. Yes. Play that song. Turn up the radio. Calling all angels. Calling all angels, man, you're gonna be a mess by the end of that.

Probably. That seems like a, who goes on first, Jouler, or a pretty short showtime blues traveler whose first jewel or blues traveler Jewel right She can do daytime you can do daytime jewel. That's not bad. Let's face it right now. These guys don't play the same setless choice Fuck yeah prolific. I'm not lying to you. Yeah, and some of them they have a lot of fucking great bands do that 50 ways to leave your lover Champagne supernova they do Who's having that conversation?

What? Champagne supernova it's the song by Oasis. It's right. I figured out right there. Hey Jude So weird go your own way. Sometimes Who is having that conversation with you? I don't remember the context of that. She was talking about Megan Markle. Yeah, Megan Markle was saying that they asked her if her baby was gonna be too black or something. Some shit like that. Are you? asked her if her baby was gonna be too black or something. Some shit like that. Um, are you, do you not like knowing that train's gonna fucking give you, just mix it up? I promise you every one of those sets has drops of Jupiter.

If they don't do that, I'll model tough cocktail to stage. John Popper, if you know they're not gonna play it, don't let us backstage. Come and get your truck of guns. Billion Bex, I'm telling you, I'm coming back there. I'm looking for train. I'm, I'm coming back there's I'm looking for train I'm I'm hunting them down the back. Yeah, dude no drops at you put her here take off your wallet chain. That's insane. I'm a whip you Just how would be fun don't even say things like that. That's already about the tickets. No, I'll be what it'll be great I'll say that every one of those play every one of those set list. I want my loot to be happy

You should be happy. I'm gonna make I'm gonna film wiggle in his ass I would say I'll be impressed I'll be impressed if Lou is still sitting next to you by the third song No, trained who's gonna be right next to me. He's gonna be the smoking section put the hoes on the outsides He goes hey, sorry about it bunny and I left early on the outsides. He goes, hey, sorry about it. Bunny and I left early. We better not leave early, dude. I'm not. I got it. Well, he's going to do his 45 minute dip out the smoke. Well, he's Jay smokes to I smoke to the Jake and go wrangle. You know, you know, I know the song you dip off for the song.

I'm a hop over here for this hunk of shit. I've never heard before. And then he goes, you guys ready for meat for genie? I mean, we're gonna go I'm gonna take run back. He doesn't see he doesn't say Dance train expert What is it? He doesn't say that he doesn't say that you know, he does he just starts the song He goes are you guys smooth? You ran the ice and snow? with the random ice and snow. Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good The most? More than drops of Jupiter? Hey, bump this up, Luke. Good.

Lou, I'm gonna kiss you during drops of Jupiter. Someone who cares about a good song. Yes, he just starts, dude. You're gonna be out there smoking, you're like, no, I think we're gonna be. Oh, come on, but he's on lettering here. Letterman already said everybody, meet Virginia and then he starts playing it. With their new song Meet Virginia it's train. That's what he said

first. But he isn't that David Letterman where I was at. He's out there alone in the world. No. This is gonna go Jay Lou. Get back in. Get your asses in here. Guys I'm gonna play that song you know. For your girlfriend starts Sizzarin. What if they come back and they're just Sizzarin in a puddle? Fuck yeah dude. It's like too fish, I don't know if it's fish. Just throw this thing. Just mess with everyone cheering around them. Like we're wild.

Train gets us going. Me and Lou are going to be doing a big three drinks. Lou, you got to promise to drink big ice drinks with me. I'm just sweet though. Huh? Not too sweet. They're going to be crazy sweet. They're like sl sweet though. Huh? Not too sweet. You're gonna be crazy sweet.

They're like slushies. Yeah like one or two. What are you? What are you? Yeah, we'll do two. He was fighting drinks dude. I'm gonna put you on my fucking shoulders. I know it's like Jason Bateman.

He does look like Jason Bateman but he's better, Jason Bateman is better at looking I think. They both look like they're about to turn into wolf boys That's why team wolf 2 is so effective. Yeah, I thought this guy was always gonna turn to a wolf Pem on him He's also looked 50 his entire career is like me Saddle Moon meet for Jesus Yeah, he died his hair if you died his hair blindly Ellen de generous just start kick dancing around Jeans are pretty tight for how old this song is dude. I bet he is never partied What do you mean you just goes back in as tea never had like a fucking

Wild backstage three some or He goes actually I'm pretty excited about the restaurant in the hotel. I really feel it's probably mostly that. Look at this mom and her kids are like, I don't care. Have you had a Caspacho in this town? I heard that this place does a really good bisque. They're known for this Caspacho. Um, yeah no one in the band is cool. Damn that lady. No one in the audience is cool.

Yeah. That would be great. I'm actually stoked on it pretty hard. When your audience looks like a PTA meeting. I like it Versus when we're down in Hershey. Yeah, if you recognize this don't point out me point out lose It was girlfriend gets all turned on and then when drops a Jupiter happens. I'm a so kissin' the one the neck Think I won't Drops a Jupiter go what? Damn are you fucking out of your mind? Damn.

Sorry, the song that made me cry with my grandmother passed away. Oh, I know. And tell me, do you know how sweet you're all your feet. This is the jam. Yeah, this one's good. What do you see? Now, this one you're gonna see coming because he's gonna sit down with the piano. Do you think he plays piano for this? Does he play piano? Guys, go to see, what are you gonna see? You have no idea, you're waiting to put some video. Does he play good? What do you think, Jay?

Do you think he plays piano? Do you think he plays piano? Of course he doesn't play piano on this you ass, so there's a piano player in the band you fuck it. Guys, guys, guys, got a job out of it. Let's see if you fucking guy that guy's guy's got a job out of it. Let's see if I yeah Have you fucking dummy? Well, it's a pretty forward. What is this live on letterman? He's still a letterman concert. Yeah, yeah, he doesn't play piano

He's no Chris Martin damn He's gonna make the audience sing most of this and I'm again Molotov cocktail Don't give me a rag in a bottle while there I'm telling you there's a lot of chances for this concert to go model tough cocktail for me. For an hour before the concert you're just walking around the venue and lose like why you putting those rags right there. Why you putting those empty bottles right there. Why you putting that can against it. Just preparing for the worst. Yeah. Yeah. Lou hold on. Let me just tie this off real quick. If they do three,

leds up in songs I'll forgive and not playing Drops of Jupiter. Oh, they're gonna do drops. But if they don't play Drops of Jupiter, honestly, got like middle-aged chubby women are gonna start biting each other. It's gonna turn feral. Ha, ha, ha. It's gonna go fucking,

it's gonna go chaotic in there. It will probably close, close to closing with this, and then Led Zeppelin. You think? Yeah. Have you seen him lie before? No, are you stoked? Yes, it's gonna be fun concert Jewel the traveler jewel jewel be fun trap and then you know blues traveler. Oh, man. I can't wait to sing along with you I'm a burp at the burp at the burp at the burp at the burp at the burp. I was a babysitter in Alaska living in an Eskimo thing with Eskimo people.

I mean, in you it. When I, she had a hit no two, and that was when I was working in Alaska, and everyone was like, did the like, I know her. Oh, she's from Juneau. No, she's from Juneau. My cousin knew her. I'm gonna hold the science as free rich boss. Yeah, free rich boss.

Yeah, free rich boss. Rebook rich boss. This is how she looks now? Yeah, this is 2021. Aw, Joe, we still get it. You know what, I would allow her F-Sex with me. Wow, that's so nice. Wow, that's so nice.

That's so nice of you. I would. It looks like a me and Joe Maggi and Ellie had a kid, the drummer. If you guys went into the fly, trans-wh- the Fatt Joe Maggi and Ellie had a kid the drummer. If you guys went into the fly, trans... What? The fat Joe Maggi and Ellie?

Why is nobody calling me that? Uh huh. Everybody says I'm a fat. Somebody else is already fat. Yeah. But you look a fat guy from lost. I think I'm lost as fat. Yeah.

Uh huh. You doing all along the watch tower? Sounds like that. Yeah. Did she shreds, huh? Now it's that guy. She just girls around the middle. A herk-a-dirk, a hunk-a-flunk-a-p-pop, a herp-a-dude.

And a hubbuck. Take it away, any guy who plays guitar? Hey. Take it away, studio musician. Yeah. Take it away, guys. We'll play guitar for a couple of years. I'll just stand over here.

Oh really? Is this the jam? No, lose playing. Oh, but your hair, your hair, your hair, your hair, your hair, your hair, my money run. You're gonna have fun, but I truly, I think whiskey is gone by third song a train. Oh man It's right. I'm gonna be I know that's gonna be the fun part you have to Let's be honest. I'm here for what you call them the traveler. I don't know if people call them that anymore But I don't know if anybody ever called in that I just like calling on the travel well

I'm here for the traveler first and foremost and then the other band. I'm always there for travel. First and foremost is my boy Yeah, only but I might that is you only I might be over I might be over trained by like five hits I'd be like all right another hit comes What are my two? Another hit you're mad about hits oh Christ. What is this hit after hit? I'm gonna go on elevator. What is this a non-stop? I think to show what how's that show or the AM gold towards their headlining? They're awesome. I'll be fine. Don't you worry about wait a set list was like Tents hall. Oh, so I'm gonna lose fucking little yeah

Break I thought it's be a fun double day. I thought it was gonna be a fun double day as really Christine goes and Michelle's going So little but he'd be good maybe hang with us the whole time. No, she's telling you. She's telling you. She was, I had to go find loose. No, are we at home? He's okay. I found a little, he built in the bathroom. He got the drunkest at train. Please help us find him. I taste the ground.

He way waste. Do you know Michelle listens to Sam and Jim every day? Doesn't listen to our show. Oh also Betty. She never miss this. She's the Sam and Jim She stops way before us and then she doesn't listen to us. Yeah, she only listens when we talk about her How did she find out? Yeah, great fine He's telling me how it's turned what do you think how it's turns it about us today good things? I mean Che was saying you were a chair was like a drop-down ams Well, he was yeah, he's talking about you saying the so our favorite comedians

He said he said both of our someone told me he said both of our names on Bill Simmons podcast, which is nice That's awesome. Yeah, it's turn. It's fucking great though, but say that's like whenever it happens that like a tell Yeah, it's turn. It's fucking great though. But say that's like whenever it happens that like a tell isn't up for he always goes like Yeah, whatever whoever move on Yeah, really? They were all over it. Yeah, great As we say with Doug Stanhope was on Rogan We're singing the praises of Skankfest and he wrote it was like yeah, you should do your own festivals Take this yeah, it's great that you should do it. Yeah, fuck yeah dude. just do shit. What are they gonna do nothing?

Jacob you have more points about top gun my apologies top gun Maverick in theaters now whole crew seen it Well, you know, you see black. Louis. Yes. Yeah, we were confused with the pilot count at the end We didn't understand where there are two pilots in the pilot and co-pilot. No, two planes had two planes at two people in them. So four total. Didn't Rooster have a co-pilot? Because the guy kept saying you gotta pick up the pace man, pick up the pace and then when he crashed nobody, I'm sorry, who's talking.

The wingman's a whole other plane. Yeah. So two singles, two dubs. Yeah, okay. There's two singles, two dubs. Maverick and Rooster were by themselves. And then, So two singles, two dubs. Yeah, okay. There's two singles, two dubs. Maverick and Rooster were by themselves. And then until they weren't.

Until they weren't. And then it was Phoenix and Bob. Spoiler alert. How can you- Fanboy and someone else. Spoiler alert, how can you get two men who were in the individual fighter pilots in a plane together? Farad, that's not the, I can live with that then.

But the main thing I want to end on a positive note, I felt like black pilots in this sequel are much, are portrayed in a much better light than they were in top gun. Because I always remember this. Well now we know about the extra bone in the ankle. Make some good of flying. The two, make some pushpacks. in the ankle. Make some good of flying. The two seems to make so much better flying for some reason. I don't even know the correlation.

Yeah, Lou just found his. That's your pilot license right there, dude. You're good to go. I think Lou's flying me tomorrow. Yeah, what was the first one? Was it like fucking, was it like airplane? Two scenes in Top Gun, I always remember, is after they've seen you've lost that loving feeling

the black Top Gun pilot. Baby baby. Yeah and they all just turn their back on them and walk away after he starts singing. Oh that's true. Bring that scene up. It's barely. They all lose in. They all start singing.

They all start singing. They take it away and the dialogue starts again. I think you're wrong. Bring it out. I just watch this week too So you lost that loving feeling in top gun bring up the video Christine baby baby. I get down all my knees for you Then the guys are going to know but no, I'm telling you I listen. I just watch this. I think I hear you guys ruling. We gotta get out of here. This guy's gonna actually sing. Hey pig. Yeah, he does come as any goes, by the way, goes you have to be, like to not get laid here.

Everyone fucks here. These girls are all 100% sluts. Nice dude, slut bar. Sluts. Slut bar. Oh man, sluts. There's ice man dude. He's like, yeah, I'm gonna be an admiral He was I love two things flying and smoking and neither one of them's gonna hurt me. I Hate when he does this. He's grabs the mic

You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips. Trying to woo this California five. I mean, my gosh. I had best. Damn, dude, I would even head on her from the California. Actually, I always thought she was really hot when I was a kid. Yeah, but I don't I know

24-charactersy And open your mouth Tom Cruise. What the fuck dude? Okay, so it's the whole bar right now, right Jay? Well, it's ill admit that They're done I love that song. Listen, if you would, I would love it. Now they just took it to somewhere else, too. All right, at the time I thought it was a little disrespectful, but... You know, they were like, oh great Washington's on the mic again.

But this isn't the same guy. There's some scatting and some other. What's his call sign? A affirmative action. We're fine. We're fine over here It's this pilot who you Remember affirmative action you know you affirmative action. We're on a six affirmative action. You got my six You got there affirmative action. Then Phoenix is just title line to put on a helmet. Yeah title line Where are you title line? Hey don't ask don't tell what's my six? Nepotism. Where are you, title line? Hey, don't ask, don't tell. What's my sex? Nepotism. Where

are you, Nepotism? General's kid. What are you doing? Where are you? At the end of the movie, after Goose has just died, he said, Hey man, why didn't you take the shot? Like, as cold as can be. Yeah. What what what are you doing? And We had the shot right there. Hey man. I just lost my my co-pilot for years like yesterday We had the shot man. You should have taken the shot I've gone through some stuff. Yeah, it's a probably should be in the air right now, but there's only so many other Talking to you right now makes me realize I'm still processing Well, they're not there. Nobody in the Navy's got a good bedside manner. If you, if you remember, John Hamm in this matter, if you remember Maverick,

John Hamm goes to me goes, who dies? Spoiler alert. I know. He dies. Oh, yeah, I say I eventually dies. He's, he loses battle with camp. He goes in there and John Hamm goes, uh, you're a pussy. You're not here.

No, all right,. No first he goes He goes I'm very sorry. I'm very sorry for your loss because if you need anything anything at all Please let me know he goes now. I think I'm gonna get back to work He goes great. You're not going back to work. You never flying again. You fucking piece of shit Wow, you really yes, do you think I'm really good at compartmentalizing? Do you think I really meant that first part? You stupid you don't mean Have you watched this movie? Guess what, bud? You're in the ground with you.

I just clipped your wings. You never flying again unless you steal a spaceship or something. You know what I was waiting for? Oh yeah, I don't give a damn. Oh, I'm done. You're right, ice. Man. They, I couldn't have seen more of the.

The Lord XRGA says this was a triumphant gay cinema. It really does make sense why ice man would do all that stuff Um, they... I couldn't have seen more of the... The more I got to see it. The more I got to see it, the more I got to see it. The more I got to see it, the more I got to see it. The more I got to see it, the more I got to see it. The more I got to see it, the more I got to see it. The more I got to see it, the more I got to see it. The more I got to see it. The more I got to see it. The more I got to see it.

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The more I got to see it. The more I got to see it. The more I got to see it. The more I got to see it. The more I got to see it. The more I got to see it. The more I got to see it. The more I got to see it. The more I got to see it. The more I'm talking. Yeah, it holds up a lot. I hold up my choke theory. Yeah. I have my choke jerk theory, which by the way, someone with Christine, you told me recently that drew Dr. Drew concur with me. He thinks that auto arrived. All that hanging is their choke jerks. I mean, you're on that first dude. Yeah. Run the tape back. Dr. Drew will take the thunder. If he was listening.

take the thunder if he was listening. Jacob, you interviewed Dr. Drew, right? No. I heard Andy, Andy asked him about me. Oh, it's right. He took a hot shit on you. He was a, was it for? Oh, I had problem with germs and, uh, you know, wearing a mask. Oh, I think... And then... Dr. Drew was like, well, that's what a nanny would say. Yeah, and then something. And then the whole world turned upside down on its head

and... And you were supposed to be right. What an asshole he is and how correct I was. So up on that D Drew. Wow. DRD. Wow. Dr. Drew down in points.

Which brought us the drops of, how is that so, Dr? How is that so, Dr? Drew down in points. Which brought us the drops of, how is that so, Doctor? How is that so, Doctor? I think so. Doctor of what? Go help another recovering rock star, not get better. Oh, man.

Oh, man. That guy's got a lot of bands on his, fucking, on his belt. Jacob Stokes. Allison Chains guitarist. Oh, really? Like a lot of people. Mike Starr, I'm just saying people who like on celebrity rehab that have died from drugs as a doctor of what a decent list

Badding zero Feast and list now time size more got together and just no one cared if I were him I'd go back on drugs I mean you think so doctor. Well I'm not a doctor. Hmm, but I understand what you're saying If you're one of those specialists, then they die like so. I don't think he was listening. Yeah, he goes, I think he still did drugs. Look, you know, he's flourishing and I'll say this, I bet he gives it all to Dr. Drew. Steven Adler.

The drummer from Gunner. I was like season one of fucking celebrity rehab. It was bad, dude. He was like, fuck, that was one of the fight. I think you bring that one of my favorite faces. You know, his moments in television, you just never forget. When he locked himself in the bathroom, they had like a big security guy. I forget his name. I got a celebrity rehab. And the first day he goes, we get smelt. He's like smoking heroin in there. And when he comes out, it was like pajamas.

And his face like, like, I know you're doing hair on there. He goes What? I don't what? It's just like and it has a real aggressive like argument about like everyone says they smell me smoking Harris like and he walks into the bathroom behind me goes here's the tin foil he was doing it with and see it's still Smoked coming up from that and what a way to kill your high though. You're like I'm gonna fight But I just face him and he goes why do you even think that? He's like shaking and shit, it's really fucking funny. Is this it? Huh? I think Christine is about it. I mean, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really, I don't know what he was talking about. How was he so easy? I fucking smoked heroin. Yeah, he goes, why do you think? He just sex addict has to be the hardest because then when you go to meetings, it's all these people that are hot, and want to fuck.

You gotta be like, I don't think sex addict group is the way to handle sex addiction. That's gotta be with you and your therapist. Yeah, that's gotta be a nightmare to handle a group. I also think sex addiction. Is this about to turn into something like that? I also don't think sex addiction. So then I was, I was on the side of the target

and we were just fucking up against the dumpster. And I was really pounding or pussy. Everyone's like, all right. Sex decisions are weird to even call on addictions. More like love addiction, I feel like. I mean, I can see people being addicted to sex and like the whole nature of like, you know, being sexy and shit.

Yeah, I don't have that in me, but I, as someone that loves alcohol. Because I'm not addicted to being sexy. I just, I I don't have that in me, but I someone that loves alcohol. Because I'm gonna dick to be in sexy. I just I just walk around like that. I don't have to be addicted to it. I don't get home on supply. I provide for others. Not me. But I love some of my sexy make others feel better about them. So I would I would say like I could see someone just being like, I got a fuck, I got a fuck. Like, you know, that's the same way that people do blow or drink and shit. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

But, well, I guess, yeah, a prostitute, so it is, I guess, easily as accessible. Yeah. Technically, if you want to put some. Man, pussy is a much more expensive drug than cocaine. Yeah, it's got my coke for the pussy. Possibly, but not even that, not really, but if you're just going to cut the middleman out and just do pay for pussy, I mean like, oh, paying for it, but even just trying to get it fucking out of the way. Yeah, but if you're a sex addict, if you're arguing that, it's like, and you can't pull

it nonstop. Yeah. I don't mean no pun intended. You can't pull pussy. Yeah. Non-stop if you're addicted to it, assume it gets down like times where you have to start getting like hookers and shit like that. Because I was wondering.

I was saying if you get a hooker, like that's much more pricey than drugs. Do you think there's people like, you know, when I'm not, I don't care about sex again for hours or days. I'm just like whatever. I don't really, you know. Really? Yeah. And that's why I'm not, I don't care about sex again for hours or days, just like whatever. I don't really, you know, yeah. And that's why I'm wondering, are there people that not, and then they're just like, again,

I could go right now. It's like an appetite. I don't know how to say it. I don't know how to say it. I don't know how to say it. I don't think I'd have it right this, it doesn't be this second, but I could like mill around a little more, maybe roll again. But that was something, there's something like, there's something new, you know, I mean, or something like, exciting is going on. It's was something there's something like there's a little

else. It was like new. You know, I mean, or something like exciting is going on. It's like, but I'm saying there's people that on the first bus. If I necessarily have, let's see, I wonder if there's people that never have that it's always like they're always just like, I go again, I go again, like eating, you know what I mean? Like I eat and I'm falling like, I'm good for. He had to never exactly. There's never full. There's always horny.

Who says he has very high libido. If I, very high sexual drive, he describes it as, do you, actually says I'm a very high libido. Oh, Lewis. Yeah, I think he said, Lewis. I was like, Lewis, Lewis. Yeah, like Lewis, I could see being like, that was fun.

I'd like to roll around again all sweating. Put on my immediately, like, you just put on sweats and eat something. This is about how expensive women are. I mean, I know it's a drop in the bucket to him, but when it was came out that Elon Musk just gave half a million dollars to Amber, her to pay the charity. She said she was going to pay for.

I thought that was like man, the power of the vagina. Wait, Elon Musk gave her half a million dollars to pay a charity. He just wrote a check for half a million dollars to the charity. She was supposed to give seven million dollars to. Yeah, and he gave a chunk of it out of his own check. Just for like, just to make her feel better.

No, part of make her feel shitty, right? No, I think the thing that he was seeing her, he's with her. He was with her at the time. And then just said, yeah, oh, really? Sure, I'll give you a half a million dollars. Oh, he was dating her. Oh, it's a quarter.

I don't know, he was dating her. She's a big after Johnny Depp. Rather Johnny Depp, man, so she does as a type of money. That's why Johnny Depp, when he referred to mollus He's talking about musk because he hates the tests the tests Elon Musk. He does Guess yeah, who's banging her right after him? Does he care? I mean, oh, maybe cares at all now when you're Johnny Depp and you're like There's no one better than me. I'm the hottest coolest guy and then you're like, oh a billionaire who makes space rockets

No, for sure, but here's the thing still Elon Musk is not even in the office cool No, we're in the ballpark parking lot of Cool as Johnny Depp at any phase of his life. Yeah, but he's a nerd so he probably eats box with efficiency Just imagine. Oh, you might maybe Musk brings the heat, but why is she doing this because again, Elon Musk is bottomless money. Yeah, they fucking billburys to have a joke about Tiger Woods' wife, and he's like, she divorced Tiger Woods after he cheated her ever, and now she's dating a billionaire, and he's like, yeah, because what does she, you know what I mean? Yeah, she's gonna go down.

It was the next step. She's gonna go lateral. Until when that happens though, it's so funny that was the best one shared dated that got Bagel Boy. And then they just like popperats eat him out of her life. Yeah, she still says that that was like the love of her life. Like one of the great loves of her lives

was that Bagel Boy. And he just left because he was like, I don't wanna walk outside the rest of my life and the people take, I hate it. He's like, I can't do it. She just broke up. I mean, that's a story at least you almost can never heard good for him though, man Oh, yeah, I mean, you're banging him and yeah, sure, I'll write you a alright you have a million million dollar check So where's he and all this is he talk about her and say she was actually pretty great I don't think he said anything bad. I mean, she was a human woman.

I don't think he was asked. He had nothing to do with the court case. Yeah, but I'm surprised he wasn't like pop raw tea and someone like ask, like, are you on her side or something? Dude, that's so funny. He was like, did Johnny text you? She's like laughing at a text. Sorry, Johnny, he just sent me a text.

He showed the piece of poop that he found in his bed. What is this world like? Do you think he sent for her? Do you know what I mean? Do you think like he has somebody getting contact with everything that Elon Musk would like to see? They go on like a weird date at first, and they just get along pretty good. She's just like, I'll do this life for a while. He's my god. You know, he wants to see me again. So I'll fuck you on musk for a while Like it's well, well, he'll say no to nothing ever. Yeah, but the thing is I really want a new Ferrari You'll have a new Ferrari tomorrow. Yeah, that's the thing is like when you're dating someone like You really can be like Paris next weekend would be fun and he's like what like the jet will go tomorrow exactly That's what I mean. So it's like if the date go if you're like

You go I can stand this. I can't see closes in an hour and I only got 20 bucks. So our best meal, you can't go down. Oh my God, bitch, what's it like to hang with Elon Musk? He goes, a bunch of biblie bap about space and shit, but like between that, this guy buys everything I sell. I don't know, I've never had any, the most delicious meals ever. She's like, and I got to ride in a rocket. So that's pretty cool.

Yeah, you ever blow a guy you don't have that attracted to? Zero G. It's less gross. He's sued her for $50 million, but that's of what you got 15. Good or bad, their relationship, their ups and downs, man, just learning about their lifestyles. Crazy. Man, there are ups.

Well, where some of the craziest thing I didn't know just go on the island or going. I'm going to the island. Yeah, I like going anywhere and it's definitely had passionate sex with doors open and windows, you know, like just flapping pieces of linen. Did we say it's on the show? The outside shot I feel like if they, what happened? If they would have just ended up in an elevator together in this courthouse, would engines as fucking

in the elevator or something? It's total Mr. and Mrs. Smith, but with legal proceedings. I even think it was all said, I don't know if there's a chance they never fuck again. His age might make a difference in that. His age. But like, I think it's the outside shot they fuck again. Really?

Sure. Yeah. Absolutely. They're both batshit. This thing didn't make Johnny Depp look awesome. It made him look as bizarre and as ridiculous as you thought he was. Yeah. And then just see this girl as a fucking psycho.

It just showed these two were probably the friends you didn't want to go hang out with. Yeah, it wasn't like, oh, sorry. You was mad. Sorry, you guys had to watch it through. God, bled at me. Yeah, you wouldn't be like, oh, it's Johnny coming and bringing Amber. It'll be like, oh, our Johnny and Amber.

Oh, my God, dude, game night with those two. Must have been a nightmare. Shut up, I'm talking. I'm jangling. You stupid bitch. You go, I told you, I told you we were going to get a ball to dashed if you got down Why are you going with your own idea Amber look at me if you're the hungry hippo I need you to get more marbles the game's called risk not dumb decision

All right, you're not guess we'll castle up then you're not you're not gonna put a hotel there god Who puts a hotel on Baltic app? I mean really are we even playing this game? Is there a reason to should I even come out of my coffin for this? Do you have any knowledge of real estate? ring me ring me when Keith Richards shows up And pull out apples to apples. I like that game better. I like memory Dude him hanging out with old rock stars just has to suck Joe Perry's

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