The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Mazel Tov Black Lou (feat. Andy Fiori)

Episode Date: August 12, 2021

Black Lou has some HUGE news. Andy Fiori joins his old show to look at a young ladies dance team choreographed by drag queen on America's Got Talent and a story of a woman who's surgeon husband divorced her for secretly turning tricks behind his back!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com @BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com @andyfiori www.andyfiori.com#CrackleCrackle 

Hey, I'm Big J. Okreson. And I'm Dan Soder and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. Yeah, it's a podcast and it's also a radio show. You can hear our full show every day on Series XM. Go to series6m.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now, the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Welcome back to the Bonfire. We're a whole family again.

Our guest, you can catch him at the Harbor Square Theatre in Stone Harbor, New Jersey this Sunday August 15th get tickets at square theaters dot com it's Andy Mercfez Fiore Hey, my friend. He was coming for your job, Black Lou. Black Lou when you were on when you were on maternity leave. He was like, uh, fire me, fire him. And I was like, it's not cool. I would never have a child on you. Like that. I would never see a woman. And I was like, man, that's crazy. You would say that you guys are friends. Oh, uh, and do you remember our friend, evil genius, Jacob, a top, Dr.

Jacob, a top, I believe you know the man that's holding the world hostage for five trillion dollars. Right. Hello world. It's me again. Merck face. What's up, bud? It's good to see you. It's great to see you. Good to see you. We're all the hair off. Huh? You chopped all that. Yeah. I'm down at the beach buddies. I'm a little beach bunny right? Oh, well, we're all together. We're all together as a full family. There's good news. Apparently there's a Hendrix update.

Black Lou, we got a Hendrix update. Yeah, I'm super excited to talk to you guys about this because my wife and I realized that and we can't talk to anyone else about it. Sure. He got the black paint. He's got a giant penis, dude. Really? So that is so funny.

That is so funny. That is so funny. Other baby. I can't. I'll go. Really? So that is so funny. Oh, fuck it, funny. That is so funny. Other baby, I've come up here. Uncle Jay is proud. I really, I was, I guessed it. Before he said it, I apologize.

We were right in the same pocket there. God bless, dude. God bless. That's healthy. When you think about it, like couples go through this where they're like our son has a massive penis and Very rarely do they ever have an outlet that especially a professional outlet that they can be like I can talk about this openly my sons got a hammer. He's blessed. Yo, that's a great point. He is I would I would kill for underdeveloped

lungs and overdeveloped dick. I'm over here with these fucking perfect lungs. Like an asshole. That's an easy trade. You're right. You got that big, you got those big lungs with a tiny wing. Big lungs and this dumb little dick. No, that's you. Hendrix God bless you. You're living the dream already. Fucking months old boy. And they have. so you said other babies have been over and then you've been like, well look at this tiny log. Oh, he's become the alpha. See the alpha already.

Yeah, he's younger than that. Oh, something's up here. Yeah. Oh, really? That's how you guys notice? Cause you're like, that kid's six and he's got a tiny one. Pretty much. Something like that, yeah.

You know what's going to be crushing to you, Lou, is like when he's like 12 years old, and he's like running from the bathroom to his room, and you see it, and you're like, oh my God, my son's got a massive cock. What's going to be disturbing you is how much I ask you to see it. That's going to start to get weird. After a while, you're not going to believe it's a joke anymore. He weird after a while you're not gonna believe it to joke anymore Because honestly, yeah, I'm gonna look at that thing No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Just give me the get one little peak at it. There's a no Then he's gonna hit him at the pool partner with the kernel thing. He's like Hendrix your father tells me

My see oh my oh my Congratio mozzletov News man circumcised he is not circumcised So it's even got he's gonna stay that way coming through so it's even got, he's got to stay that way. He's got to stay that way. He's got to stay that way. He's got to stay that way. Is he going to stay that way? It's up to him.

Yeah, oh really. Yeah. Oh well, it's up to him. He's going to stay that way. Yeah, I don't know what one wants to do that now. I'm so, I do like that my dick is the way it looks like circumcised. However, if it wasn't circumcised,

wouldn't be changed that way. That's what it would be. That's what wouldn't be changing that. That's what it would be. That's what it would be. Yeah, that's how that. Be that. Be that. If your dick skin covers your head. Oh my god. Dick pain for a couple of weeks of healing from no way. Especially all the stories of botched ones as adults. I fucked that. I say do it to babies. If you're going to do it to anyone, do

it to babies aggressively. It's's gonna be one of our new shirts It's gonna say mutilate babies and if you're a rabbi suck the babies dick afterwards Whatever that weird Religious policies that's what they do right Jacob People Jacob, remember your rabbi sucked your dick I'm not. You're people. Jacob, remember your rabbi sucked your dick? You got, Jacob, you got sucked off here.

He hears the best time to get saying these things. You got sucked off at your bris, right? Jacob, yeah, you remember when your rabbi sucked your dick? I mean, you're not refuting it, so it obviously happens. It taps me down. It taps me down. Oh, Jacob drops. Jacob drops. Oh, Jacob drops. Jacob drops.

Oh yeah. Yeah, you get sucked off by your rabbi. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's a long road. Whatever it is. It's a long road. Good to see everybody.

First, Luke. I've never seen this angle of loose house before. The neon Budweiser sign and the bandana. Everything's right over there. Single living. Well, he just got done off his. I don't go. I have his he just got done with his forklift shift at the refrigerator plant. Um, Andy, as you know, Jay and Christine watch America's got talent.

And a little a G T. They, Jay brought up a, a clip of a woman. Chris isn't. Right now, and I was born and understand because they are you watch all that bullshit and stuff brings great fodder to the show. I will say with no exaggeration yesterday's episode was Just got awful the whole America's got talent just across the board. It was just yeah like nothing was like a standout like America's Got Talent just across the board. It was just yeah, like nothing was like a standout like you know This is like a million dollar act and it was like their whole first live show. This is the people who have like

Fog yeah, this is they already got past the first open auditions thing like they're here now in the contest with with production You know big time big time didn't give a shit dude children who could sing good couldn't give a fuck is it you? The comedy was like who's the good all the roads Gina Brione okay, we know and and Amir something. I don't know is it somebody from now? Yeah, not my mirror. Yeah, it's a Indian comic Okay, yeah, he's doing like he's essentially doing like the, you know,

but an Indian house, I'll be doing good. I mean, like it's the Gina did good too. It's not that it's, it's, it's just like a million dollar ax like it was a hundred percent, except for what I'm gonna show you right now, like singing people singing. Okay, like in good and people like, it's like like comedy. It just wasn't good. Yeah, it was born the magic was like fine

Or if the people are good at their acts they're terrible like the guy who does Magic that's in the contest right now one of the guys is a wigger dude with the plugs in his ears Him and his wife is gorgeous. He's a very good looking guy. He's a good looking magician with a gorgeous wife. And because he comes from a rough background, he now is adopted. On the first episode, when he moved on, he talks about his adopted kid. Sure. And of course, the fucking magic trick is always like when we adopted my son the date was Something something and then when we when we knew we got to keep him forever the date was something

It was like Simon look at the card you randomly wrote the numbers all you know whatever Oh Margot your son's been given back up for adoption. What no no, I didn't know Why would you do that. Why would you do that? Why would you do that? I can't believe you have to give up your babies. God, it's bad. So, yeah, the show is a mess yesterday of just boring shit, but

While this was also I think a deplorable act These girls can definitely dance, but there is a dance troupe and Christine's got their first appearance Which is better the reveal? Because it's this guy's like, you know, I'm a choreographer blah blah blah and then He's a big drag queen just in charge of these Nine little kids that so he has a bunch of little girls he choreographs and trains to act like gay men Really

Welcome to sass camp I literally These girls are all the girls are all acting like bitchy effeminate gay guys these little kids. Oh my god You dirt, but the girls. Yeah, it's funny about that. They're like fourth grade teachers Must be like whoever's fucking puttin' this in their head. Oh my god. It just on all day long. Yeah, you can't tell them shit They go work today. We're gonna learn about Christopher Columbus Boring Sorry today we're going to learn about Christopher Columbus. Boring. Ah, sorry. Major Snews alert.

Uh, I put out my turntables if you guys want me to, if you guys want me to, if you guys want me to spin for a bit. You guys want to watch me dance like Gaga? Yeah. Let's, let's show her. Terrific. Yeah, it's already scary. It's just a still.

You're so hot for this, Fury. God, you're hot for this. Buddy. Mark Face, this is right right your out. You got those Elvis tastes Trapped me. Yeah, you guys you guys stay a thousand yards away from this video. Hey Andy watch it. Yeah You got up you have to blow into a two before you get much children dance you got a call again Hey, it's Andy. No, I'm not gonna watch the professional on showtime I'm thinking about watching EGT I want to watch Bill Moore

I have a I have a sponsor too. Yeah, I have a really better right now. Hey Charlie and the chocolate factory came on today Well, did you watch it? I heard them some sexy little girl dancing going on a Gt. And I just like I Did you watch it? I heard them say sexy little girl dancing going on a G. T. And I just like I started sweat I'm starting to sweat and I want to and I want to go out But I know if I go out I'm gonna use if I had to call you you Well, you did the right thing number one. There's a lot of water slides Let's not push this this fun too much further No, no, I got we got a whole things fair. It almost sounds like it's real. Yeah. And then you go. Yeah, definitely don't want to get you put on a list.

You should probably put it on. Yeah. Uh, go ahead. I'm up with this routine that you guys will be doing for us. Our fearless, fabulous teacher and director, Justin. He's over there. Come on, man. Come on, man. Oh! Justin definitely orchestrated all that. Oh. Without it, these girls are all strings. They're so fearless and ferocious. He goes, and if you fuck it up, I'm going to kick the shit out hall of you.

Yeah, you'll see what a man I am. I punch you little bitches in the face. How is that man a-mala via woman? It's, oh, I don't understand when he's a man in the picture. And then he's a woman on stage. Where does this winner go? I fear it. I don't know.

I don't know. She will ever do either way. I don't know. Yeah, oh my god. What? No, she's a fucking Rhodes scholar. Oh, dude, she gets involved in all the science stuff. Yeah, no, she breaks down the biology of that.

I know what I mean. Yeah. No, I don't know what you mean. Yes, her and Heidi Klum are space-coded idiots. Yeah. Heidi Klum, to do comedy in front of Heidi Klum, should be a fucking fear factor, punishment. It's a Hercules Thing it's one of his seven things. He should just do comedy in front of Heidi Klum

She doesn't get anything she says I don't know, but the people were laughing every Every so the joke doesn't make sense. He made me very mad I was very mad about it. Actually, she only time I watched was when Vita was on. Yes, she didn't get any of his jokes. She didn't get any of his jokes. It made me hate her. She debuted with Dan Soder. What?

Yeah, she's really. Oh, Dan Nattiman. Yeah, no. Yeah, that was so good. Dan Soder. She had a beauty. Sorry. I don't think she does.

I got excited. I was like, you know, how do you clue him? Yeah, what's up? She keeping it tied to 50. You want to fight clue? What's up? She got excited. I was like, you know, how do you clue me? What's up? She keeping it tied to 50, want to fight clue? What's up? She looks good. Ain't no doubt she looks good, but she is a, she is a,

a no-body. Ain't nobody. And Sophia for Gar is down right, like, she has no clue what's going on. Oh! The excitement level she shows at the idea that somebody else speaks Spanish. It hits her. Like she thought she was the only one.

I thought I created it. Yeah. Like, oh, not that person talked in language that I also talk. Like does she not talk like that in Spanish? It would be a fucking horrible to have dinner with. Yeah, have you rough? I feel like somewhere behind us, it would be a fucking horrible to have dinner with. Yeah, have you rough? Aye aye aye aye aye. I feel like somewhere behind us some guy's gonna hit his fucking fork and everything.

But go, please shut up back there. God, there's a lot of people eating in here. Who brought that two-can in here to squaw? Aye aye aye, what the problem? Everybody is eating and dancing. Red dancing is the fucking cheat cheese Our fearless and our fabulous good my whole You are Justin I am Justin also known as a list at words

I'm sorry. I'm sorry to pause the game saying a second. Just to get a gauge of who won what? Heidi Clube's golden buzzer is a girl who does magic, but her magic is Quick change fashion. I saw it changing. Yeah, and that her gold, but Children opera singer. I'm not saying That like everybody these people should get it, but the fact that you even thought about giving it to a quick change of fashion. She was like, that's the, she was, yeah, there's fashion in it. Yeah, I mean, performing for these people is extremely difficult.

Simon Cowell on his fifth face. Yeah, he's crazy looking. Looks good though. Would you ever do that Andy? Would you ever get facial surgery? Yeah, definitely on my fat face. Yeah, he's crazy looking. Looks good though. Would you ever do that Andy? Would you ever get facial surgery? Yeah, definitely on my fat face. I just definitely get some sort of maybe a tummy tuck. Something, something to get rid of this extra stuff. You never brought it up. Too late. You're too late. You're too late. Hit play. Is there a big drag scene in your town in Texas?

There actually is. And you know, I'm very fortunate to have so many moms and dads and families in Mesquite Texas that not only support me, but they celebrate me. Absolutely. As a result of that accepting, dance was the only way to find the right. The only problem they have is when they see the dance moves I teach their daughters which are all very sexual at a young age He's like, hey, oh man if you're a man. I don't care if you're a man that dresses is a woman or a man

The dress is a man as long as you're a good soul and then he sees the performance he goes hey freak What do you get you my daughter? What have you done to my children? My little galala is fucking the air. She screaming. Maybe she screaming pop that pussy in the other room while I have company over. Fishing buds. Now Wednesday is a church night. What, Andy?

Maybe Mesquite is like the new, it might like be Austin for drag queens. Yeah, they're all moving here now. It's all the big ones. Yeah, now it's basic. Oh, dude, that's so funny. If there is a drag queen name like a, Therese a Rogan, and it was just like a drag queen, but dressed like an on it shirt with like a Joe Rogan themed drag queen. So very honored to be standing on a stage with you guys. Oh, little one is really good. Oh, you're telling me, you're telling me not one of those Texas dads has a problem with this.

It's just right. You are lying to me. You are lying to me. I found these kids in the streets. I'm sorry. These are my little kitty cats. line to me you are lying to me. I found these kids in the streets. Yeah. I'm sorry. These are my little kitty cats. They put out a saucer of milk and they all came down an alley. It's gotta be that. I don't know. I'm gonna play. Well, I'm all looking so fabulous. What do you got to say? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Thank you for my convenience today. Thank you. Good luck, bro. I'm not they have, why don't they have, all right, so for those of you, I know you can't see this, but he's wearing a giant wig that looks metallic, like it's giant hair. What a plastic, yeah, he wears plastic like, why don't they ask him practical questions

or they're like, do you have to chant that? Can you carry that on? Yeah, how'd you get that here? Here, did you shibbit. Did you shibbit? Did you shibbit, fucking thing? By the way, it comes back with another crazier one this week. Dude, Simon Cowell's face.

Simon Cowell's face looks like a face where they keep updating it on video games. Oh yeah, slowly. It's like I browse five. Yeah, but it's like the next, he's the next gen console face right now. Or you're like, it looks weird on this game. Yeah, I don't know, it was a little pixelated.

It's too much. Wow. David! David! Yeah! weird on this game. Yeah, I don't know. I was a little pixelated. It's too much. Get it get it get it. Oh, I hate young sass. You know what? Christine, show the second dance. This looks like that show cheer. Yeah, they're fine. They're good. The whole story is brought up by the you know the trans person but or the drag queen Justin but Justin

But this dance routine they do a thing there was complaint about Britney Spears They do to these like eight-year-olds. They're all dressed like school girls and shit like kicking up Let holding their legs up in the air. It's it's odd. Yeah It's not like gay dude bitchy It is sass. It's very sad. It's all goes everything's Fear's bitch It's all that goes everything's fear speech. Oh And then like you see when they get into it Some weird shit

They throw their shit at the crowd you're like that's that's unnecessary. Yeah Yeah, there's like Real like intense burlesque shit. Yeah, you go look. I don't mean that. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like the schoolgirl. That's a schoolgirl outfit. I know you guys can't see this at home, but paste these on eight year olds does not look right. I know you're gonna say this, but I can't. I just look in the league out of you. These girls all wearing butt plugs with French tickle. I don't know the bag of the guy. This is the live show. You know, it's at Radio City.

And you just out by concessions, there's a guy with a bottle of water. He's like, I think it goes. Ah. I gotta get an answer. Woo! Man! Because almost nobody else get hot in there.

Almost played my cards in front of all. Yeah. And the producers, I don't know what you're talking about. I'm gonna tell you what I'm not going back. I mean it is what it is. It's hip-hop dance. I don't know why dressed in like the schoolgirl uniforms. But is America's got so what are these girls going to if they win it they get a residency in Vegas for the shit. Yeah, cool. Andy, I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going if they're going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be

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to dance with a young man for an hour long ride in a theater. You're going to get with theater. They go, what are you guys doing this weekend? I'm telling you right now, Eric got pulled all the stops. Flying first class in New Vegas, we're staying in a suite in the mirage.

We have tickets to Old Dancing Cunt. No, it's like, it's like, it's like, ODC? We got, no, it's like we got tickets to Edna and Pablo. Yeah. Edna and Pablo. And then I think we're going to actually see Motley crew. That's the last.

And as a last like mate, if we can get in Oscar and Edna and Ann and Rico. Yeah, and just them that's just watching her be like, I grew up to this. I remember when my father went off to the wall. You can say, can we get out of here? I'm down in 20K at the blackjack. Is this there?

It is the McLean like bitchy gay dudes. Really? Shopping bitch. Shopping cell phones. Get it not getting out of anywhere. If they act like this and they act like that in Aurora, fucking Aurora Colorado did get beheaded in the streets probably not now. You said it's a wild place of anti Transhate also

Suburban you guys think Justin was gonna have a more a better drag we name yeah Justin or Amanda Edwards That's a real yeah, that's not draggy enough Sally Thompson. Yeah, I don't know. I just want to tell me that he looks good in that suit. He's wearing that suit. His hair game is fucking great. Like Simon Calstiff. He's wearing that suit for sure. Damn. He's wearing that. He's giving us. He's wearing that suit. Simon's great. Yeah, he looks great. Lost weight. We got we almost got to a news story earlier in the week about a lawyer in a prostitute It but it feels like we could have gone from the real housewives stuff into this story Sure, we took a little

We don't know gay hate over here, but to show Andy to catch you up on the story that I don't even really know to show Andy to catch you up on the story that I don't even really know. Apparently there was a very successful, was it lawyer whose wife was a, it was a successful surgeon whose wife is a high-end call girl. I saw that, I saw that story. That's crazy. Yeah. We're going to find out. Yeah, she was like cute.

She was a Connecticut beauty queen in 2011. It means nothing. Damn Mike Fenoy was Mr. Connecticut three years in a row. Really? Yeah, but you should have seen him when he was training. No, he's gorgeous. I'm saying. No, that's the thing. His body was tight. He made bass root and looked like a slow pig. So in a court filing a New York Supreme court obtained by the New York Daily News That's the thing is, bottom is tight. You made bass root and look like a sloth. That's a big. So in a court filing a New York Supreme court obtained by the New York Daily News, Hanjo Kim claimed his wife, Regina Turner was an escort.

Regina Turner, a former mis-canadicate, made nearly $700,000 through secret escort work. What? That's a nice contribution to the house. Damn. But no, you didn't even know that. Oh, it's just for her. Do you think she's doing that?

You think she's still coming to him and asking for money all the time? To keep up appearances. Yes. Yeah, you got it. Got it. You got to put it long gone. Go farther down. You're seven.

I don't even find out. Okay. He's a spinal surgeon. Oh God 264 page court filing. Oh There's probably some details in there now. Let's read it all right now. Okay. Oh my god here within Hanjo Hanjo Kim Kling his wife Regina Turner would tell him she was out with her girlfriends or traveling for work But in reality would be providing sexual services to men in exchange for money. So he's Asia.

Yes. And she grew up in Connecticut. She's a white lady. 32. She's a white lady. She won the Miss Connecticut in 2011, then she married Kim in 2015, and the Paris Facebook pages show them often on glamorous vacations. That's hilarious. And the pairs Facebook pages show them often on glamorous vacations

Kim earned more than three million dollars in 2018 and the couple lived in a New York apartment worth 6.5 million dollars They're good looking couple dude. He's a good looking fella. Yeah, I don't be so surprised. She is Shit, she is feeling you stuff like now. I know what you were saying. Now we knew what you were saying. He is hot too. You were blowing away. Oh, a good look at Asian guy. Oh, you're reek of play the lottery today. He looks like the bad guy.

That's because I'm a grotticot. Grotticot too. Chosen. Chosen. I thought he should. He made $700,000 in one year. So how many guys is that? No, I believe it was over the course of six years.

Still in the process. Oh my God, that's not that much at all. Kim alleged he discovered this year. And this year, after finding messages to his wife from another man, she is smoking hot. Kim subpoenaed his wife's bank records and discovered that Turner had received payments

totaling nearly $700,000 since 2015, despite climbing to have no income. Wow. Documents showed that a property executive from New Jersey wrote Turner regular checks, totaling $185,000 in a lighting designer paid her a total of $116,000 over six years through his company. Wow. Through his company. Wow, that's pretty funny.

She was cute, yeah. Good for her. You know this doctor, this patient doctor, this patient doctor, this patient doctor can't hang his hat on the idea that she fucked him for free. Yeah.

God, I mean, that's a lot. Well, not for free, I guess, he probably. That's not, I mean, that's a lot for free, I guess. That's not free. That's lifestyle. You had to put in a whole lifestyle, I guess. So that's just the, she's just in it for the thrill of living that lifestyle. Obviously she's comfortable, you know?

So what now, she's a disgrace and she has to like stab herself in the stomach with a small sword? No, no hardy-carry for her. I think she'll be all right. He can fix it up, he's a surgeon. Man, imagine her back out on the dating scene And you go on a date with her and you're like so what happened with your ex-husband? She's like

You want to get in that You're gonna that right here? You're paid for sex. We'll be fucking really awesome if the movie goes the way I want it to go While she's out of date this guy even though he's rich When she leaves he's so upset he goes down to a secret room he has where he opens up for some reason well lit up chest of weapons and he and he realize he has to go back to doing ninja stuff again and then he's in the trees he's all over the place he's spying on her until he gets to silently

Kill her okay, stuff. Well they added that Kim would never have been married to Turner if he had known the truth about her escort work It remains inconceivable to play this way given his substantial earnings as a spine surgeon and his enormous generosity to the You get it. They're like his enormous generosity. Oh, where are you saying? Asian joke. I was going to say that's just describing the part of Shang-Chi. Anyway, I thought I was describing the Ninja 3 domination. Yeah, the domination. Can you go farther down? Christine? His generosity to the defendant that the defendant you have to say that in writing. I never would have married her if I knew she was a whore. That's so funny. Kim said, you could have talked to me. Yeah, I could

have helped you plan to talk to me. Kim said that when he was dating Turner She claimed to be working on a fashion app a face a fashion app based being developed in China It's called reality tinder was using it as a room to visit under Mech in the rear Kinder Kim also said that Turner had lied about her educational background claiming she studied chemistry at the University of Connecticut Yeah, we're taking a leave of actually. He's like, really? What was your major? It's like, chemicals and shit. I don't know. Come.

What's specifically in chemistry? The daily fucking beakers and stuff. Damn, dude, the daily mail on the Turner had not even graduated high school. So she's. She's done great for a sew. Yeah, she did awesome. Real good. She's able to keep a straight face by getting banged by an Asian doctor

Kiminitially know how she grew. I want to know how she grew up so bad Kiminitially filed for an enolment in December and the couple settled their divorce Confident confidant confidentiality couldn't think of the word look at me confidentially killed it next But I have it a lot of late. I think I have brain bubbles outside of court last week. So they he paid her money They settled the pair Do that take a few seconds of words at a man. Oh, dude fuck out of jim it man. Oh poor dr. Kim fucking Well, I was good looking guys. Give me a little feet feet, alright, but fuck her. Jack me with a bat. I'll have him work on me.

Then I'll ask him about it. Tell you what though, he's got a, there's a lot of good lines you could throw out there. I'm like, I wish I wouldn't get a hold of Dr. Kim in right form. Because I'll tell you when he gives her that money, there's so many things. I mean, the fact that she's now a known high end prostitute, like crazy. There's something, but you can write the line that's gonna honestly like might, you know, it was a manipulative like, we could probably make her kill herself.

No. But we can get her like, we'd dial that back and just make her have like a fucking rough couple months of being sad. Just saying what? Oh, I don't know. I mean, how bad you wanna go. You don't want to kill herself, right?

No, but if I wanted to, what would I say? I wanted, this is a say? Hmm, I want it. This is a totally real question on this. Your chick, you find it's been a prostitute for most of your relationship. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Just listen. And then she... You're talking out all the time. No, no, no. She found time.

She's walking myrtle? When you love something, you make the time. Walking myrtle. The worst, myrtle has to watch. time. Hey, when you love something, you make the time walking murder the worst murder less to watch. I can't tell you. No, but um, she's been a prostitute for years. Okay. And then when she leaves, she takes a large, large chunk of your money. You wouldn't be okay if she just killed herself? It's shared a love.

Huh? It's a shared love. You'd get over it quicker. Yeah, like real quick. Do you get that money back? Oh yeah, you didn't give it yet. You didn't give it just yet. Well here's what we did.

You can still cancel the check, because what you did was, you had't give it yet. You didn't give it just yet. Well here's what we did. You can still cancel the check, because what you did was, you handed it to the comments. You handed it to the comments. No, you handed it to the check for the whole amount and you go, don't catch it still Wednesday. And then you go, there you go. Just gotta have a move from stuff around

so don't catch it still Wednesday. But then you say the thing that we say that makes our go kill ourselves before Wednesday. Yeah, look at that. Thank you. Finally a human side to this guy. I thought I was working with Kim Kertral's mannequin over here. Bye. You've been listening to Sirius XM's bonfire!

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