The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Meeting Manilow

Episode Date: November 17, 2023

Music icon Barry Manilow is in the building and the guys stressfully get him in the studio!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bond Fire you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now the Bond Fire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. And I need you today, oh man. Everybody. Excited. Fantastic news.

Fantastic. It's a free record. Yeah. But we're not going to cut any of this if he doesn't come in. But we were told Barry Manolo is here, then we saw him. We saw him as the beauty of series XM. He's here at a studio next door. And he and Bobby without thinking ever about what are we going to talk to him about.

Go, yo, what's up? Why can't we get Barry Manolo? And then as, well, sometimes happen, they go, Barry's going to come in. There we go. Oh no, oh no, oh no Let's say what we say we make them he takes his pants down a little notch and you take your shirt off You guys better get sexy and you better get sexy. Thank you take three jackets off Damn Christine's getting a root canal right now. Thank God in lieu of missing Barry Manelow. Thank God

She's growing it. She really would ruin it with her girl shit. Oh, she come in ask a girly question. Oh Yeah, I'm very excited. I know Barry Manolo's coming in. I'm bad with real famous people. I'm Little with real famous people. This is the thing you genuinely love him and that's gonna show I do I love him too No Barry Manolo. I'm gonna show I don't I love I like him a lot Jay Jay's in love. Yeah, Jay. I mean We gotta go through right now bring up Jacob on a screen I need a catalog of songs so I can remember all of them that I know yeah Copic a band we all know

Mandy of course, Mandy can I have? Because I don't really know. You know I'm not a so far. So you're gonna be like, I mean, Mandy, all time class. So say that. I'll say that. All time classic. All time classic. What was it about?

If you hate Mandy or lying. And was it about, no. It never rains in Southern California. Okay. Oh, I thought that was a Tony Tony Tony song. Is it a remake? Weakened in New England. I write the songs and make the whole world cry That's a good song. Is that this one? This is can't smile can't smile without you Guys, this is the song I play at the end of all my shows

Okay, no, just go along with me. Oh, yes. And Bobby ends his shows with this song. Can't smile without you. What's after remember the name of that? He's gonna check Soul Joes and and me and Baltimore this weekend. Oh, looks like we made it. Looks like that's a good one. Looks like we made it. He did can't take my eyes off of you. Cover. When he comes in, you got to play that in the studio. Looks like we made it. He did, can't take my eyes off of you, cover. When he comes in, you gotta play that in the studio. Looks like we made it, because we got a big guest. Looks like we made it. Yeah, play the note on the reverse.

Just play that. As soon as he walks in, go, look, slide, we made it. Is that it? Oh, this looks like we made it. You got it, is this it? Yeah. Yeah, but you gotta get it queued up. It has a 4D 70s opening.

Yeah. Mm-mm. 17 minutes, huh? I get to get a cute up. It has a faradie 70s opening. Yeah. 17 minutes, huh? I didn't know he wrote Santa Claus is coming down. He didn't write that. He's saying it. Santa Santa Claus wrote that. Jacob, could you look up his bio so that way we could give them a little insight to who the man is well. I see right here Baba baba baa where's he from that? I believe he is from Brooklyn is born in Brooklyn, New York. I knew that top my head He was married to should we bring up that he's married to a woman for four two years? No, no, no, no, no, no, we leave that out. We leave that out Okay, I'll do we talk about Gary Keef his current husband

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up? What's up Gary when it comes in? I don't know if he's coming in dude I was also his manager. Yeah, dude. You go like this. Hey, what's up? Gary and you wink? Gary Gary and then we go like this What's up, dude? Well Gary is Talk about a bench of a person Gary. They've've been in a relationship for how long, Jacob? 40... 45 years.

45 years. It came out in 2017. Yeah. Gary's awesome. Gary laid low. There's got to be a year. Could you imagine hiding relationship with a woman for that long? He's got...

What are you afraid of? What do you not want to tell the world that we love each other? Gary was just like, go write the songs, dude. He's got the whole world cry. He's got to be Italian Hey, it has like some mob in them to keep quiet that long. Keith Gary key K.I.E.F. I don't know Well He was born Barry Allen Pinkis. Should we bring that up to be as a stupid no original name? No, no No, don't bring up pinkus. He doesn't like pink. I will not as mother's Jewish family Don't bring that pinkus he doesn't like pink is I will not as mothers Jewish family don't bring that up either

Why do we bring up that lose pro Hamas? Yeah, don't bring that up that lose pro pal. Yeah, don't bring that up I gotta tell you say very weird looked up Dave Smith our friend Dave Smith Legion of Skanks is debating a woman You talk about he's doing this debate in Florida this weekend. Yeah, and I was like, oh, it's awesome Dave So good. It's gonna be great. And then they put the poster out for it and it's like Dave Smith They're so and so debating the war on Palestine and it's the woman's got the Jewish flag behind her and Dave's got the Palestinian flag on Are you broke Palestine is debate? That's crazy. That's crazy

Fucking Dave dude God bless him He's going for you and gonna flart everybody what Palestine rules fucking Israel drools Manolo was signed by vice president Tony oh Tony Orlando signed him okay, I like that. That's fun. That's tie a little ribbon ribbon Fucking ribbon around the old oak tree, right? But here's a doing you're so excited right now correct me if I'm wrong Tony Orlando is the person who signed you originally right? All right pretend I'm Barry. Okay. Yeah. Hey guys. How are you? Barry Manelow. I mean a legend for, I mean, how many years?

What were you? You were signed in, and I'll go, it's 69, but I'll go, I'll go, what was it, 68, 69 or something you got signed? Am I crazy? It was Tony Orlando? It was Tony Orlando, 69, and I'm gonna like this, 69, get it? Yeah, and then I'll be like,

noise, noise, noise, Manolo. And then I'm gonna say something like kind of like Crayas and funny and then I'm gonna do what I do to you I'm gonna walk over to him and give him a couple of arms slaps Now he doesn't like that. Okay, all right. Don't physically touch him. You got it. Okay. Yeah I took it. Keep going 69. Yeah, that's it Tony only Because you started off in TV jingles am I correct like a state farm insurance? Matt's correct or Wait, what is this yeah and bandaid stuck on bandaid cuz bandaid stuck on me. That's crazy That was crazy. That was a good time though. It was simpler time and

Also, you sang a couple commercials for KFC and Pepsi so you're down with blacks Do I not say that is that no don't say that don't say that KFC and Pepsi, so you're down with blacks. Do I not say that is that? No, don't say that, don't say that. KFC and Pepsi. Black Lou. Why you don't think black Lou? Black people don't drink Pepsi? No, stop that.

First of all, they don't. Oh God, I'm gonna see the N word in front of him. Oh, no, black Lou. Black Lou, I just go to the bathroom. I'm gonna have seen the N word in front of the sky. How could I not? It's very man-alow What else let's see what else he's done? We have a Tony Orlando

So much shit so much shit here. I want to say things that sound like this happen I mean, I was promised he's done deal. Oh, this is great We've had done deals not come through before. I went when I'm going to say, man, he's my favorite song. And I what am I saying again? I closed all my stuff. You close all my shows. All my shows can't smile without you. Can't smile without you. Bobby, write that down. Oh, shit, you know, I'm stupid because don't go like, and also write it down, but memorize it, Bobby, because I don't want you to flailing your hands all weird when you read I actually close on my shows like Whatever I see you smile

Can't can't start smiling without you Just here with Barry Manolo and show you should just do that absolutely on the air Jacob I want you in the background, FaceTiming your parents. You're just like, what? Oh, that's gonna be their favorite, Jew. Wait a second, wait. Hang on, the title changed to Mandy. The song was originally called Brandy.

Ready? But a change, because there's already a song Brandy or a Fine Girl. And so we changed it to Mandy. That's already a song, Brandi, or a fine girl. And so we change it to Mandy. That's a good song too, Brandi, or fine girl. It was originally called Brandi. What are we pumping through the speakers when he comes? Well, okay, should I say this?

We look like we made it. Yeah, looks like I'm on the thing. But, I don't know if he's gonna put headphones on. My question is, put it through the studio. Is that gonna mess up that hair? No. Put it through the studio.

Is this, is this not good? I go, it's funny you had to change it from brandy to Mandy. Funny enough, Brandy, when I've downloaded my first ever downloadable pornography clip. I know, okay. It was a cum shot compilation, a compilation that's called in the biz, a compilation to this whole song, Brandy, by

looking class. The same thing you had to change your song name for. I think I think I don't know about you too. And then I'm gonna say the N word. I know it's gonna happen. No, I'm scared. No, I think you've got that. I panic and I just do it.

Watch how I clam up. Yeah, I'm gonna go. So Barry Manolo, Robert. You guys are good. Can never call you Robert. Robert, your thoughts? Something about the end of your shows? Oh no, corporate.

You guys are good interviews. All right, I'm putting on my tie for this because I want to say something. Oh, Jesus. Oh no. You have to build up a little equity of trust. So if we can handle Barry Manolo, then maybe we get the bigger fish in the sea.

Exactly. Bigger than Barry Manolo? I got we get the bigger fish in the city. Exactly. Bigger than Barry Manalo? I got my camera. I got my camera. This is a big deal for us. If we can't handle Barry, we are not going to get anybody. Really? This is the big test. Nobody was going to give us Barry Manalo. We're proving that we deserve Barry Manalo and more. This is the biggest jack off the weekend. This is big. This is big. This is big. This is big. This is huge. So I got this so dump dump the porn thing

No, you're gonna do a fantastic my friend Jamie that I'm about to interview Barry Manolo You're gonna do a fantastic vanilla interview right now. Oh totally nine minutes Jacob's gonna make him feel good talking about his mom loves him Your mom does love him right My mom's a rock and roller. She likes Barry Manila. She likes Barry Manila. Who doesn't like Barry Manila, but I'm saying. Where can I put this? You should offer him your mother.

Yeah, I would. You'd be like, hey, man, if my pop ever passes away, you got my mom. I don't think he wants her. Why? He's with someone. Who? His husband. His name's Gary Keefe.

Jacob, why don't you fucking look at Wikipedia, you piece of shit? Is Gary with him now? Is he coming with him in here? I really don't. I would assume so. Sit next to me. Gary next to me. I'm fucking good at small dog.

I don't know if he's even going to sit. Oh, yeah dude. You need to keep neck. No, he's not going to sit. The husband's not going to sit next to me. Wait, where should Barry stand? Where I'm standing or by you absolutely where you're at really? Yeah, but do not have Barry Manelos Wikipedia page up when you

Has control of that. Lou We have to write down all the pertinent things we need here closing now. I'm gonna turn off my my zoom also Unfortunately Jacob where? Unfortunately Jacob where Terma Michael can we test out He's just to call for it. No, Jay wants him here in my station. You think no? Okay, yeah, I think Barry might just want to be close the the quickest mic. Yeah, I don't know Well, my biggest thing is get his face close that up Mike But he's a singer. He's probably gonna do that

Steve. Oh, who would like to shy away from that mic? Oh, he's a singer he's probably gonna do that like Steve oh we like this shy away from that mic in the he's not putting his phone's he's not putting headphones he's not putting headphones over that beautiful hair no there's no check how well let it happen very nose mic technique yeah so I got the camera set up or here I think I'm to be by Jacob yes where Jacob's that yeah this is your show yeah I'm asking opinions though yeah this is a show. Yeah, I'm asking opinions though. Yeah, this is a collaboration. Collaboration show. We're the fucking producer. Yeah, man. Produced. I think Barry would want to be quickest to the door. Oh, I bet if he read articles written

about me, he wouldn't want to be sitting right next to me. I think that he's going to sit next to Jay. It's a great and Jay. He's right next to you. Cross from knee. No, you're good, dude. You got this. Are you in the game? I want to clean my station if he's going to sit here and move. No, you stay in right there. Why do you want to clean your station? Because of his sexual preferences. That's not weird. That's Jacob. Jacob just doesn't look ready for Barry Manell in the room.

It's a producer. We want him to walk into. Jay, get that ice coffee out of the way. Oh my God. What's wrong with you? It is disgusting. What should I do? Should I have my, should I have my Louis bag sitting there? Oh that ice coffee out of the way. Oh my god. What's wrong with you is disgusting? What should I do? Should I have my should I have my Louis bag sitting there? Oh, yeah, Louis Okay, okay, I'm gonna put my Gucci. I'm gonna put my Gucci. Yeah, let's get our back So we put them like we put them in the middle of the table sort of weirdly for no reason

Yeah, that's what we put our Gucci and Louis the top barely matters. We don't even care barely matters get it Is there time Jake? It was time to frost your hair frost your hair Jacob shave your chest oh my fucking god seven minutes seven minutes minutes Barry Mannell is walking in this time the fucking oh my god we can't curse can't we I'm recording we shouldn't curse I'm recording no no don't curse at all don't curse unless he curses what if he does what if he comes out of the gates right away something all the fuckers Barry man Oh, it's like we made it Everyone's panicking did you lose running around the room? I got a pee. I got a pee. He's not putting those headphones on I don't have time to pee right?

There's no chance no time to pee Hold it for Barry. Oh, oh my god. You're gonna have to hold a piss the whole time. We talk to Barry man He's tall that's it my height Barry man. He's tall. That's that my height Barry Manell is tall. He's not tall. How tall is he? He's taller than Jay. No, he's not way. That's true. You're crazy. Yes. I'm six with three. He looked taller than that. Oh god Maybe because he's very he's like a bean pull now. That was his his aura. I think you look how tall he is that we have this information at our fingertips any any

why the events on on the internet why do they say four eleven they're wrong wrong just do you think i jayka wrong he's pissed about it i know they're wrong six foot six foot even

well as you're 4'11. Of course, he looks gigantic. He's telling to seven feet tall. I didn't think he was that tall though. I need that Wikipedia page, Backloo. I'm panicking. You got any of those songs I do know? You got it.

You got Randy? I mean, Mandy, Mandy. 69, Brandy. I say, the Brandy. Do not call it Randy. Don't call it. I don't think he's hard. What?

You know your heart. I do know my heart I have a good heart talk from your heart. He's 80 years old. Don't say that. Okay, don't bring that up 80 years young, I say 80 years young. We don't even say 80 We didn't even know why you're here, but we just we're so big a fan We just wanted to say hello. You put it on could it be magic? Can I hear could it be magic? Yeah, I feel like I know all these. Oh my God. It's five minutes.

Can I give you a plug as he's walking? Go this weekend, big J will be performing at the theater and fill you the casino. His show is sold out. Oh my God, we got a special guest. So he knows, you know, yeah, yeah. Looks, looks, looks, look. We made it.

In three minutes, I'm walking out this door. I can't take it. And then I'm coming back in two minutes later with Barry Man no no no call Dan have Dan come back. I can't do it. I can't do it. Have Dan do it. Have Dan do it call god Oh god get him on the phone. I'm gonna throw up what the next time you see me. I'm walking in with Barry Manel I'm gonna throw up. I feel like I have diarrhea. I gotta pee. I can't do it me and Bobby have to go to the bathroom You gotta go to the bathroom. You guys just leaving Lou you be me Jacob you be J you be J and you be Bobby Can you guys handle that Lou you be Christine Bobby you be you oh?

No, oh, he's not gonna like him. He's not gonna like real Bobby. He's not gonna like real Bobby nobody likes real Bobby Bobby's no switching don doesn't like I got an itch. Yeah, I'm gonna see his face I'm enough Bobby you're enough Bobby. I'm enough. Yes. I'm enough. You know what? Let's calm down for a second Bobby you're gonna fucking kill it. You're gonna take the lead on this thing. I feel that yeah And you're gonna drive the ship. I'm gonna lay back and just snip in Okay, I'm constantly gonna be saying to myself, don't call Mandy, Randy. Don't call Mandy, Randy.

And then I'm gonna go, and then when I do chime in, I'm gonna be like, 69, Tony Orlando, song, Brandy, Brandy Mandy. I gotta go to the bathroom. You just dropped on his lap. I gotta frame it. Oh my God, I'll pay for that cleaning. I gotta go.

Oh. You're handing me a Louis, take it, take it. Oh my god, I'll pay for that cleaning. I gotta go You're handing me a Louis take it take it take it it's twelve hundred bucks Is he coming down for an in depth? Are we doing an in depth with them? I go so walk me through it. You're born Barry Allen, Pinkis. No, what happens next? It's good you're good. You're good. We got this dude. We got this We should be doing this every day with the top dogs. We don't we will we'll get it If we knew Barrymore the analyst coming in a week from now, we can prepare for Barryman. I just know this. Yeah, I'm filming it all Good So we'll have

Whether we sink a swim. It's gonna be good. It's three minutes away. Three minutes. What is he promoting? What is he promoting? Oh shit. He's got to be promoting something. He's got something going on. It's his first question. Good first question. Barry, what is it you're in series to promote today? Yeah, what are the many things he's... I think it's gonna be a heartfelt that you didn't know because this wasn't prepared. You're just such a massive fan, but I'll try and find out outside. Okay, okay. Alright, look at me. Oh my god. Excuse me, I'm taking off my headphones now because I have to go get Barry Manolo. Don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go.

Oh god. Don't go, don't go. Are you recording? I'm recording. I changed my mind Jacob. Don't look at even go out there. Oh god. I'm recording. Oh god.

But I only have, I only have Jay in it in case things go bad. I can't be in the video Okay, everybody Three minutes of dead air right now put the chair in it. I get the song ready. I got a piece Three minutes of dead air right now. I don't know what to do. You know, I'm freaking out. I have to be so bad Hey, what's going on bad? Should I say bad? No Barry better bad? Hey, bear no, Barry should have put out my ours I'm gonna change hey, bad Barry Hey bear no, bear it should have found my ours. I'm gonna change. Hey, bear Barry. Barry. Oh, yeah You can't say Barry Barry. I got it guys. What? Oh Barry wait, what? Manolo's Harmony he has a Broadway play called harmony. How are you doing right now? Yeah

Tell us about that mr. Manolo and then I'm gonna throw up on my mouth and it says it's no jukebox musical So maybe that's what you should say to him. Don't say that. So hey, this isn't a jukebox musical. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that. Don't're just like, ah, throw it all to hell. So sabotage every time. This is the beginning of the new. Bonfire. Bonfire, this is when we take it to the top, to the top. You know what? We have one minute, and I'm gonna say this right now.

We're about to kill this. We got this. Corporate, corporate interview. Where's your tie? Where's your tie, Luke? Where's your tie, Luke? Oh no, my ring went off. You can let Barry Manolosee without your tie. I

Mean Richard Kavino would get the best of the best guests if they could do it we could do it We got it. We're gonna get the one start at the top. You want a week of you know, Rich? Yeah, we got this we got this We got this we're seasoned pros. So Barry. We miss celebrities. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry Fucking man The energy Bob sorry sorry Barry fucking man Oh god, it's technically three o'clock. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. I'm panicking All right, we go her when he comes in we gotta be like well, that's I live in breathe Don't say that it's all right. You got it Why do we ask to get them in we think they're gonna say no and then we get to complain to the company. Dude, we got it.

But then they get them in and then, okay, you know what dude? This is eep. It's very man-a-low man. All right, hey. He's 12 minutes behind. Okay, all right. Damn it. Oh God.

Okay. It's still happening. Oh God. He's still coming in. He's still coming in and out. What does it mean? What does that mean? They went late so now he was gonna be able to stay a little longer At first she said so have them be outside studio too. I said no, no, no, he has to come in I played hardball. They know he's gonna be on the air, right?

Yeah, don't they know that they talked about us in the meeting Yeah, anybody know they talked about us in the meeting remember when you lied to us last week and said that we're all He's gonna come with him Outside the window the talent manager and and we're gonna open the door and Barry Manolo is gonna walk in this door He's gonna walk in the door but have the seat wave him to the seat Jake go like this. Barry sit down a Barry Over by where Jacob's no no no over by you I don't like that at all next to you. Oh my god. He's got you Jay you dude you had so many famous people there You had in finance there last week. Yeah, you had

You had Mike Feney you had you had you had you had Josh was sitting there last week the guy you saved skate fast Well sitting in that chain. Yeah, what am I panicking for? I'm Josh and a Myers next to me last week for the whole show save Bill Burr show That's what I heard he saves every show he does dude That's what he is talented. He's handsome. He's not a real man. I'm good looking. I'm cute. I'm funny. I'm talented I'm gonna say I'm gonna say that about Barry dude. You're you're you're good looking you're cute. You're funny. You're talented I almost feel like this

talent agent She's so young she doesn't know that she shouldn't do this. I'm not supposed to get Don't say that don't say that. We're not supposed to get the point. Don't say that. Don't say that. Why would you put that in the universe? No, no, I know that we are. Yes, but I feel like there's what?

The world thinks we're not. But we're changing that with this interview. We're changing that. We're going to do a corporate interview. It's going to be rocking. And serious is going to use it on the app. And I tell you, you know, who else is going to pick gonna pick it up TMZ is gonna pick it up. Yeah, what's the content? I'm gonna say the N word at the end. I'm gonna I'm definitely gonna

Throw up on his lap. I'm gonna throw up on myself and say the N word. Oh God. Oh God I'm here. Oh god. He's here Jacob some of the door Jacob some of the door go go go go go go go Jacob run all right here we go all right Hey Go go go go go go go go Jacob run. All right. Here we go. All right. Hey Every boat to get with the talking what's going on? Yeah, oh God. Oh God. Hey, how's it going? 330 oh god, I can't take it. I can't do it. I quit. I quit. I quit. I'm out Okay, it's too much. I gotta go. I gotta go. He's gonna stay for 45 minutes?

No. Well, I can't even, I can't say that DJ. Okay, the continental bath is a gay bath house in the basement of the insomnia hotel in New York City. So he was a pianist there for Bit Middler at gay bath houses. What? What?

You actually have enough time to learn everything. You need time to prepare to the hospital now. But did that make black will you wrote this fact? Yes. Yes, that's understandable. The Bismillah's Soul Manalos Act in 1971 and chose him as her pianist of the continental baths in New York City that year. So, that made me just played gay bath houses in 1971.

That tracks. That much I knew. That tracks. Okay, well, so do we ask him that? Yeah. No. Why go gay? He's a person. No, no, but we're with bet middler. Yeah. I know you work. You don't to save gay bathhouse. You can just say the continental bad. Yeah, specifically. Well, don't say don't go gay. That's bad too. I'm not saying don't go gay. Like it's a bad. I not saying don't go gay like it's bad i'm saying don't talk to you you used to your penis at the uh... so that'll bad houses

with uh... with that middle-aged i think i speak for the group and i see you that they have that don't say that okay if he says next to me there's an outside shot i bite him i don't even know why i don't know why just a sweet girl i hope that she this is going to make her her career now no no it was my kind of fired no no other talent agent seems to know not

she better pray to God I don't panic and say the n words if it's if it's better pray to God if it's not to go bad I want you to bite him okay on the shoulder on the yeah on the arm I was thinking right through his, is it rhinestones? Is he wearing rhinestones? Leather, he's wearing leather. All black I think, he's completely all black. Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up. He looks good. Of course for 80, he looks fantastic. The 80, that's crazy. Jacob, you put your tie on, dude. I want us to look more official in here. Yeah, put your tie. Do you have your tie? Please. Go put your shark. Go get your plenty of time.

Get your shark thing. Put it on. You're wearing that in front of Barry Manlund. Why? If you... It would ease the tension so much if you're wearing a full shark costume. If you wear the shark outfit,

it will be so much more comfortable. I will. He's not wrong. 100%. It'll make me feel so comfortable. And he'll walk in and be like, this is a fun show. You know what I mean?

Boring shows he's doing right now. If he walked in and saw a cute little patootie in a shark outfit he would feel right at home a shark outfit and then I want the tie coming out of the mouth for my career I can't have the talent lady look at me with as an awesome shark off I guess you don't like sharks is that he's taking me seriously now the next time she sees me I'm wearing a shark We're at the back end of our career. What are you worried about what the fuck does that mean Lou? What the fuck are talking about as producers? I thought this was the beginning of the game Bobby just started I thought this was all you guys I'm talking about me and Jacob, but if you're at the back end. I'm with you

Yeah Well, the hell are you guys quitting soon? What's happening? Are you guys gonna go become producers for soda? Sodor on soda? His podcast? No, I'm just saying we die here. This is it. Are you guys gonna be on soda V soda? Are you gonna be on soda on soda? Well, you don't even get a soda. You only have bottles of water? Not even. You got a bottle of water.

I did get a bottle of water. I got little guts. Nothing. It's 20 minutes. We have 20 minutes till he comes in. I can't believe I went through all the emotions already. I know. You seem... We're more relaxed.

No, we got time now. Don't worry. You've got three 27. I'm going to really start shit and pants again. Jay, take a nap real quick. Bobby, you know what? I'm going to kick out. Bobby, you go pee. What's up?

A VAMP. If you guys can vamp for a little bit that'd be great What if we both fell asleep out of nervousness and they did the interview and it killed We fall asleep at it. He's there talking goes well Tony Orlando was sort of a mentor No blankets Don't embarrass us. Yeah, peel down, not put it on. No, down, take one jacket off. I'm cleaning up my station. No, this looks more professional.

That's a blanket, get that blanket out of here. By the way, dude, don't, you're fucking camouflage. Thermos is gonna make him think you're a hillbilly. Oh, God. Who doesn't like what he is? Yeah, please, get that out of here. Don't put it near me, don't put it near me. He's gonna sit over there.

No, I'm some Bobby. dude. I'm an old Democrat No, listen, I believe in abortion and get in gay marriage Yes, let's keep saying that over. Yes, I do I do I do everything go you go Barry first thing I want to say is one Totally down with gay marriage when you wrote I write the songs was that By the way Barry before I asked my next question. I don't you know totally cool with gay marriage. When you wrote, I write the songs. By the way, Barry, before I ask my next question, I'm totally cool with your lifestyle. It means nothing to me at all. I think you should have everything you want in this world. Was Mandy really called Brandy? And also follow up to that, did you know that the first point I downloaded was the song Brandy by the conglist and it was a compilation compilation which is what they call in the industry a

compilation of Come you think we'll still be in the room by time I get to this part. No not at all. We love actually we've got shots on women's Barry Okay, no come talk now. We'll all be at hands apart. We're doing Dan on Dan. Do me favor black Lou throw them the notes no come talk whatsoever Thank you I hope you doesn't see my screen. That's why I want them near you. Is this a bad question? Hey, did you love Will and Gray? So what? Oh, yes, absolutely. Hey, New Ellen, that's your shit, right? Not the old closet of Ellen. She sucks. Oh my God, this is so terrifying. Okay. He's, he's, um,

okay, do we got this? He's, he's one of the biggest in the biz, man. Of all time, he's okay. He's um, okay, do we got this he's a he's one of the biggest in the biz, man? Mm-hmm of all time. He's gonna be sitting right next to you He's got lucky in the eye. Oh my god. He's probably gonna touch a shoulder as he walks by I might buy his hand Don't bite him. What if he touches my shoulder and I do the thing right? Yeah, I make him like no his arm like turns back when he's like, oh, oh baby know his arm like turns back when he's like, ow, ow baby, ow. I think he's gonna say baby. Yeah, they all talk like all the old singers talk like

what's the thing, Tony Bennett to me. Baby, come on, you hurt my arm over there. Come on kiddo, I write the songs. I don't do jujitsu and I'll be like jujitsu and then I'm gonna punch him in his face. Oh jeez. That girl in trouble, he started it. Jay's on fire. He touched my shoulders. This is a big

Yes for us. This is gonna launch us I'm just telling the keepers fucking hands off me and everything will be fine He's going to touch you nicely not bad, but he I don't like touch from strangers I'm gonna not check him sitting by you Jacob. It's gonna go bad over here. It's not gonna go bad You got this what he taught you when he touches you? Right? I mean, look at me the eye. Oh My god, oh, Mel. No, you won't and think of a nickname form right now. Think of a good nickname. Oh B boy

B boy, B. No, he's not gonna get that. No, I get it, but I don't think he's gonna yo Nantelot a B boy B. No, he's not gonna get that. No, I get it, but I don't think he's gonna yo beat nanolo Hey piano man. No, that's no man man Man you low man now I got nothing man man you lose should we put the Broadway Play bill up on the screen when he come walks and let them know that we're ahead of the big.

We are putting the thing up to somebody running get one of those little poppers. So as it comes in, we pull the poppers. Guys, oh, party poppers. Party poppers. I thought you meant doing popper. Yeah, I thought you meant the poppers that you sniff and it loosens up your butthole.

But those are also poppers, by the way. I think I'm showing Jay some notes. So I don't know if we can do both. I'm not seeing them Oh, I mean when it comes on. Yeah, we don't want those notes on the screen. No, it'll only be the The Broadway play the musical when he walks in yeah, we should have his thing up there for a second You're gonna have to turn the TV off so that Jake can see the notes because he's seeing the same thing I don't think I'll need to know. I shouldn't need to know. You don't need to know. This is your thing, dude. This is what you do.

I also want you to understand. You might walk in, say hello and leave. Jacob, that's not going to happen. Why are you being negative? No, no, I said that's what's going to happen before. No, he's going to be so taken with us that he's going to stop and talk for a while. He's coming in and Jake's going to flip him and then call him the N word and hit him in the nuts I might bite him and bite him don't forget I might bite him and they were both gonna throw up

And then me Bobby gonna throw up and go to the bathroom together. No, this is gonna happen. What you don't know that I do There it is. Oh God. Sorry, man. Hello You probably wouldn't like if we just call him do we keep calling a man-a-lo Barry? Bear mr. Manolo. What's up? B mr. Manolo you think high B B to calm mr. Manolo mr. Manolo. I'm gonna go B. What's up? I like that you go mr. I go sorry. He's very gruff. He's from Boston not a couple of New Yorkers like us. You want to do a good cop bad cop? We could yes, but you have to do bad cop I'm too bad. All right. I'll fuck up. Yeah, I'm gonna go pff

Yeah, I don't want to be near next to me. I'm big yo. I don't want to get what you got on me rhinestones and then you like Jay Jay I should turn down the air conditioning because he's 80 and he's gonna be cold. He's gonna be freezing cold Oh, give him one of Jacob's blankets 80 years old no matter where you're from your blood is Florida You know I'm talking about Jacob Okay, where does he live? Where does he live now? To assume LA is no, I bet it's a Vegas. He's got a Vegas. I bet it's Vegas. Uh, was anybody have that directed in choreograph I go. Oh, you got an opportunity to work with Warren Carlisle as a choreographer. That's gotta be pretty excited It's the it was the choreographer on the thing.

You know, he's gonna go like this. Oh, you know Warren? And what are you gonna say then? He currently lives in Brooklyn, that can't be true. No way. Where in Brooklyn? Let's see, it says he lives in Palm Springs. He has five houses.

But he's got five houses. Does he have, where's his residency in Las Vegas? Oh, these are all good questions. The West Gate, I don't even heard of that. Oh, he's on tour. Is he currently on tour? I don't think so. Now it's his 2024 show date.

Oh, look at that. Oh, look at that. Can we get tickets? Let's see. What if we only ask him for tickets? Yeah. Wait, this is not, that's not tour dates. This is events you're seeing.

Oh, okay. That's not, he's not on tour. 80 years old, he's not. Now there's 2024 show dates. Yeah, Jay. That's a tour right there. It's right there. I found that. Look on that bang right there. Oh, the Westgate in Las Vegas. Yeah. Okay. I'm sorry. I was looking off to the right where it's at events. Oh, he's staying. He stays at the hotel. Yeah. Probably you probably catch him at the buffet. Go down, let's see where these dates are. Okay, we record breaking.

Okay, how about this if I go, dude, you got a residency going through December of 2024. Fuck a Billy Joel, right? Nope, nope, nope. They're probably, don't use foul language. Oh, okay, I'll be like, to hell with Billy Joel, he's the gay. Bingo, bingo. Yeah, yeah, that's great. He's gay Yeah, okay, that's it. That's a good one. Okay, don't bite. What else you got no come talk no come talk. Don't bite If he touches you, don't hit him if he touches me try not to hit him or twist his arm

No, yeah, no violence All right, unless he wants you to get violent. If he says he goes give it to me harder, am I allowed to? I guess if he asks. Okay, okay, good. No, you're gonna be too rough. How about I go do it? Now the book and lyrics were made by Bruce Usman.

Talk to me about that. What's that guy like? Is he everything that picture he'd be? I don't like this. And I'll be like the Ethel Barrymore Theater. I mean, what a rich history that theater has. Please be like the Ethel Barrymore Theater. I mean, what a rich history that theater has. Please look up the Ethel Barrymore Theater. I think it does have a rich history.

Of course, all the theaters have rich histories. Where is this? Can I get this stupid thing out of the way? No. My mouse isn't working. You have no control over your own computer. It's not how it works here. I do. I do. I go. What does that shrink that? Make that. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my not how it works here. I do. I do. I do. You do. What does that shrink

that? Make that. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's only 12 minutes away again. Oh no. Oh God. And by the way, it can be early. He might just come over as soon as he's done. I'm looking at the window there. Should you stand in the doorway? Yeah. You should because most people that enter here, they've come right to me. They always bang a left every time. No, she's waving out the window because you know we're on that we're recording. Yes Yeah, she's being a Let him wave to let me know that he's ready You guys I'm wearing sweatpants. Do you want to work up a boner? No, okay? No, all right?

I mean Lou you could block it so that we he funnels next to Jay Why are we so married to the next to Jay thing? Because you look at my this, he's gonna see me at worst. The angle. It's all right. Well, you see my neck tattoo. You don't have any bad. You can see my neck tattoo. I talked to him like this. Back what's up. Look at me. I turn to him. Turn your mic towards him. Turn your body. That like that. Turn your body.

There it is right there. Great. Look. Stop looking like you. You're sad. Look happy. No, no. Smile. Smile. You got a new teeth. Use those teeth. Yeah, there you go. And go, what's up? You're finally using these new choppers for this is it. This is the debut. This is why we got those teeth right here. You were in previews. Now you're opening. I'm a bite them. Do you have gone? Do you have gum? Do you have gum? No, my breath probably smells like ass and cigarettes. I sucked both today.

You ate ass. You ate ass. Somebody had gum. Huh? You ate ass today. Oh, I wish it was a funny thing to say. I'm panicking. I have nick-a-ret gum, but I'm not partying with it.

Okay. That's fine. That's really nice thing to say to our friends. Trying to push them. Figure it out yourself. Ethel Barrymore Theater. Anyone? Some information on it?

Rich history? It's where they they had okay. Chicago was the first play there. Oh it's actually you know did you know this Barry fun fact it's the only surviving theater of the many Lee and JJ Schubert that were built for performers who were affiliated with them and then just turned over to him and me and you just turn away from him. That sounds fantastic. Okay. Say it again though, see if you get through it.

Go. Am I crazy to think, is it the Ethel Barrymore? That's the move. Is it, I'm crazy here. I'm an old theater bug myself, but I think the Ethel Barrymore theater is the only theater left from the several Lee and JJ Schubert theaters built for the performers they were a

foodie with, right? He's gonna go, I don't fucking know. And I'm gonna go, oh we can say fuck and then I'm gonna say the end word and bite his shoulder. Okay, all right, all right, start over. And don't call yourself a theater bug, I think the term is I'm a Broadway baby. I'm a theater queen? No, no, no, that's a different theater. Oh, okay. A backstage Betty? No, that's what we said, a Bridget Everett. Okay, all right. I go, you know, I did the theater before.

It's pretty cool. Everyone's naked backstage. Saw a lot of box. Nope. Okay. Don't do that. All right, okay. Let's get back to the 10 minutes.

10 minutes. Let's get back to the Ethel Barrymore theater 10 minutes Okay, uh Ethel Barrymore herself was actually part of the renowned Barrymore acting dynasty Well people don't know that Now okay get away from the theater we can't talk about the theater Yeah, let's you don't need to know about the theater But it's nice if you do a little bit I go and and you're playing and I go, oh, and it's

playing at the Barrymore, like, whoa, even even Barry Manolo himself has to be like wowsers to that, right? What's the, what is it about? What is the harmony about? It's a new musical. It's one of the greatest entertainers the world would ever forget Describe please some a look up the description of the story of harmony please so I can tell him what it is There we go Berlin 1927 good good good. It's getting into some holocaust times 1927 good good good. It's getting into some holocaust times Six remark Berlin 1927

Six remarkably talented young men from a singing group who become international sensations the comedian harmonists or comedians We could say something like oh, what is? No, okay. They sell Millions of records star in major motion pictures and play the biggest theaters around the world. By 1935, they were never heard from again. Because what happened, that's the extraordinary true story of Harmony. But don't ask them what happened. That's like telling the end of the movie,

they have to go see it. Yeah, that's what you're saying. What happened? That's the story you're gonna see of Harmony Featuring an original score by I'm pretty sure we know what happened What pretty sure we know what happened was 1935 Germany, yeah Germany they were never heard from again. Yep. There's a lot of people never heard of them again So the next five years what Jewish do up wasn't big in Berlin 1935 It was what is it you're saying exactly? I don't fully understand what you're saying in 1935 yeah, they will buy a Jewish

Barbershop quartet. Yeah, how to rough go? Yeah, well not 35 36 37 38 definitely 40 yeah, when he comes in when we go hey, you cut a quick promo pro Palestine, please? I don't do that. No, no, okay. No, don't do that. that all right it's good to get these out though it is don't say pal it's good because if I don't clear one by you and I fuck up one I'll be like you can say I can say that one maybe we should play a song from the musical as he walks in to make him feel good oh that's not yes that's more that's more classy than Yeah, look on YouTube I think it's his songs He'll have recognized the tune

What it's great five minutes. Yeah, do you think of do me favorite don't make fucking roll the highs at the god The music five minutes. Yeah, I'm a musical guy But I know but don't say that you have the music Spy Barry Manolo the books and the book in lyrics are by Bruce Sussman. Do you even know anything about this play? It's great. I love the story. I saw Barry Manolo documentary and he's been working on this for a long time So you might want to say it's glad to come done and done you take the lead on this interview completely Yeah, you do it. I mean Bobby. I'll just sit here looking at each other frozen and fear That makes me much more comfortable Jacob and still chance I'd say right now you got six minutes to get that sharp cut

Stoom on in case you change your mind. I have to pee. I have to pee. It's not professional. I just you can't pee and be out there the hallway just go Oh, you just piss. did you just sneeze piss? I Tudor okay, that's gonna not clear out in six minutes. I messed up You didn't I did by accident. I did by accident He sneezed here when I messed up. I told you I had to go to bathroom You said you have to pee I know the only you pee you do know you that's not a thing Well, it's actually not a thing. thing. I'm sorry did it smack you

Sorry stop him stop in the hallway Jacob stop over the door Stop him, stop him in the hallway Jacob. Stop, open the door, open the door. You can't bare a metal walk in the fart dude. Sorry dude, that messed up. That's crazy. I messed up, I messed up. I messed up, somebody likes up on fire. Let you check.

We'll take the blame. Let you jacket on fire. We'll take the blame for the fart. Oh god. I'm so. We'll be like, sorry, our piece of shit, boredop. This guy can't keep him in. I sneezed and it came out, I apologize.

That's right. Oh man. Jacob. I'm sorry. Please don't talk loud. Cut him off, there's a right there. There's people outside and it's thanks to me. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I got nervous. I got nervous. I'm sorry. I pray for a good outcome. Everybody Everybody everybody. We can do this as a team. Wave. Wave not in, not back in. Jacob get the air from the outside in and we'll get the probably put those on your ass hole. Wow, Bobby. It's good to have your butt hole. I didn't How is this member okay? Is it good? I think we're good. I think we're good. I think we're not

lives. I think we're good. I think we're good. I think we're good. I think we're good. It wasn't even the sound that came out. Yeah, that means it's going to be really stinky. I think I pooped my pants. Okay, I am back on the idea of having him next to me now. For sure. I don't want Bobby to fucking crop us, Barry Manola. That's not going to be a good look for us with the, we're trying to get guests in here. I apologize, I'm so sorry. Hi.

Yeah. That's all right. That's all right. That's all right. I know. Okay, shut down, shut down. We have five minutes to clear. The room will be fine.

No, yeah. It'll be fine, us. We'll get used to it. Barry Manela's gonna be, oh my God. She just smelled it. What did she say? I could tell she smelled it. Why, that maybe she's- She peaked her head in and to it. Barry. Now it's gonna be oh my god What did she say I could tell she smelled it why that you peaked your head and and took it back out Maybe she's looked at me and James like what am I doing nope? It does not does it yeah, it's bad. I don't smell but Jacob's very sensitive to it. Hey

Yeah, all right Very very exciting everybody Very, very exciting. Very exciting. Very exciting. Very exciting. There's a mic down so we can hear it. Yeah sure. Okay sure.

Stop waving. It looks crazy. Stop. I know it does not. It's fine. You're overthinking it. You're overthinking it. It's fine.

Dude, it is really good. Jacob, God, I was working in your hair by now. You're fine. Maybe he's hungry. Maybe he's hungry in no snog food. Check, it's fine. I just caught it now. I just caught it.

It smells like beef stew. That means it's staying around. We had roast beef last night, that's a good nose. Oh my God, you have a good palate. Yeah, here we go. There's my door, and my money there's my child's early in the storm. Every note, I'll box and arm the coat that keeps you warm. Can you pop it and say hi? Can we just pop it and say hi real quick?

We were stopping in to say hi. I would love to wear We're big fans. We're big fans. How are you? I've been next door. We got your new Broadway play up there. Yeah, I see it. Yeah.

We were playing some of the songs from it. We were very excited. We saw you that you were here in studios. We took the opportunity we had to see if you could reload you. Yeah, we're your legend. And we're so excited that you're in the building and we're very happy about your play and it took a long time to write this, right? How long have you been working on it?

It took a long time to write and it took a long time to get to New York. Why was it, why does it take so long to do, to get it produced? No, every producer that tried it couldn't get it in and yet we mounted it four times and it got great reviews and we just couldn't get it in New York except this last one we did Well, no, but you're Barry Manalo. I would think that somebody would just be like yeah, whatever he wants It doesn't matter really really. I mean, that doesn't matter. What way? Jay that is surprised Jay Ocasin and Bob Kelly Twenty thirty million to get up and running musical.

Yeah. Yeah. But very mountain low doesn't, you know what I mean? It gets me pretty close. Right. But then it all depends on whether they believe in the show. Wow. Wow.

Or whether they're good producers or not. Now when you get into the, now do you have to, when you're there the first night, right? Now, and you're there through the hole getting it together and making changes and stuff like that. Did it go flawless or was it did you have to? I don't know it was great but they had a month of previews. A month of previews. Yes so they were ready to go it was great. Right now now now now are you done with it? Do you walk away or do you so you walk away? Yeah I'll come back whenever I can but I don't you can't you don't you don't touch it. You have a residency in Vegas you're doing now. Yeah, yeah, so that's how much longer you're gonna be

in town before that starts. Well, I think I go back this weekend. Oh, really? This weekend already, the Westgate? Yeah. How do you like that? How do you like having the residency? I do, I like it.

I did it because I wanted to get off the road. I was on the road for months at a time. And after a while, that gets very old. This is a young person's gig. So I, but I didn't want to stop. I didn't want to lose my band, that I didn't want to lose my crew. And they offered me a residency at the old,

Hilton International, and now they call it the Westgate. That's where I jumped out. That's two weekends every month, and I keep everybody together, and it's a lot of fun. That's where I jumped out of it. That's two weekends every month and I keep everybody together and it's a lot of fun. That's where that's where Elvis started. That's the original back when he made his comeback. That's the one. He did it right there. That's where the RIV. That's the one. Because we're stand-up comedians. So we do not like, you know, we're not as famous as you. I did the RIV. I did the old RIV area. My first gig

and that was back when you would have to do like, you know 16 shows a week and you only killed me the first time I did 14 literally it was two weeks. Yeah two shows a night Yeah, no nights off no nights off and all the years of doing this have you ever had to be reinvigorated to performing? No, you're always no, but still that first time I was that was a killer and you're gonna eat in the cafeteria No, I don't know Sorry, that's just But that's 14 what's he shows? If that was Vegas keep me away from that man, right? Yeah, it was bad I was opening up a hell and ready and you worked with Betmilla back you started with bet midler. How was that?

It's great. Are you still friends with her? Oh, yeah, that great yeah i do you do uh... did she ever come out like the famous people of a company show in vegas and you know about it yeah real like who who's come on so far uh... who was a lot of a lot of the most exciting here pictures all over the wall so all these famous people who have come down elton in there and i was great uh... lot of a lot of the

you remember what the biggest kick was for you for the person to show up? Like what was the most, the person you were most excited came to your show? I don't know, I can't. Mark. Mark would remember more than I was. Okay, did anybody make you nervous performing in front of?

No. No, that's pretty great. Well listen, you're a legend. You look fantastic. Oh good. And we're so excited you came in. We're a little tiny show, but we were so nervous that you were coming in that you're that you that man you're a legend you're the best come on you are I play when I

close my my gigs I play your song all the time I can't smile without you you not all you look fantastic you look better than me and him yes absolutely you do you look great man Congratulations on the Broadway and and making it and we're definitely gonna we want to come out to see in Vegas Oh absolutely Yeah, I will you're gonna hook us up with some tickets Of course you will May I make sure more knows all right absolutely mark what's's up buddy? Thank you so much

The new musical harmony music by Barry Manolo checking out on Broadway now. Thank you mr. Manolo. God bless, buddy. Take care That was great what the great Barry Manolo stopped in gave the little guys a shot That was as soon as Jacob gave the wrap-up fingers. I was I'm telling you 35 seconds away from singing and we're inviting him good We did we did Bobby Bobby you were fucking great Bob you were great that just got us we're gonna get more. I mean I got I got this on video J Yeah, that was a good that was good. I mean I Came out of me guys. I don't know where

we're doing. Who's our ex though? Open Anthony would have had him like putting a wiffle ball bat in some girls' ass or something. We can't go that route. Not yet. Time. Not yet. Next time he's on. You notice he wouldn't come in and sit. He would basically write by the door so we had a mic him as he stood there. Holding the vape by the way like that. Well, shit. I didn't see that. Yeah, he was holding those fingers of vape.

Loved it. Oh man. Wow, shit, I didn't see that. I didn't see that. Yeah, he was holding those fingers of vape. Loved it. Oh man. Wow, we did it. We got him. We got it. We got the video clip of it. Bobby, that was 95%. You killed it.

I mean, I got him in the room. You did great. Look, I absolutely could have said some of those same things but I conceded to Bobby. Bobby was looking directly at him. I had to, not only did I not have to turn right and give him that good view. You were saying, Jacob, I had to turn completely to my left. My shitty aside, okay?

And looking at it. And he was talking directly to Bobby. Well, he was, he was about to leave. He got him. He was saying he goes, he sits hello. By the way, it's how fast I fold. He goes, well, we'll be coming anywhere for to say hello. I was like, yeah, we just wanted to say hello. We saw you goes, well, hello. And I was like, Barry Manell, everybody. I mean, I just just start clapping and saying Barry Manell. Oh, he's with you. Bobby dominated because he like a like a lion.

He applied his scent to the room. He dominated. You know, I say something. Can I say something? That fart loosened you up. That fart loosened me up. It made me laugh. You're in charge. my one of the my

fair mones yeah dude my ass the fair mones came out and I dominated the room and you pep talk helped to either that or let's be realistic the girl could have left and said Barry stay close to the door I think the bald one ripped ass in there you're probably whispered to her so they didn't blame him. You were both fantastic. Right interview. I mean, I can't believe we got it.

We got it. We got to the bottom and nothing. Ben Midler, right? She's still around. All right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I guess.

Anybody who you are excited to perform in front of or get nervous for a front of? No. He'll do it now. Yeah, Mark, I don't know. Who cares? Are we sweet shit up? We went into the, we know.

We were right, who cares? I got us that wear performers too, which he, that was good. He's not the old Westgate. You're at the Westgate, correct? And Bobby pulling out the Westgate's the old Elvis. Elvis, Elvis. And then the Rive was in front of it. And We both played the Rive. He didn't care about us

playing the Rive though, but still it did keep the conversation moving. We had him in here for five minutes. We got the we got the fake tickets on me when you're in Vegas. Yeah, cash those in. Those are real. That's a real thing. That's fake. That's a real thing. Barry Manell has said let get hit me up. Hit him up. Did you get his number? I didn't. Why didn't you just do the bump? You just asked me to bump his phones with you. Yeah, bump a phone. Go outside right now.

Go bump, go bump, go bump. Yeah, actually, say the bald one would really love your personal phone number. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. It's okay now. You were friends. Do you love that? You don't think I'll take a bubble bath with him? For me, you're take it. I'll take a bubble bath with the other side of him, dude. Oh, man. I hope he's in the fucking otters and bears. Oh my. Oh my. Otters and bears. Oh my. Otters and bears and dad is. Oh my. He was so cool. He was so cool. You see how his sunglasses hanging from his zipper. Oh, man. I like that. I got it all on video

It was worth all the tension. We what a build up and it came true. I mean it almost came crumbling It almost he almost said hi and turned right back around and walked out Bobby that was a hundred percent you he almost I mean I almost ruined. He relaxed him because he did not want to stay. Yeah, I will say when he was leaving, you go, you got a little greedy, Bobby. And you had to look down, you go, you go, Barry, I close all my shows, but your song, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, whatever I see, whenever I see you smile.

You know why? Because I'm not good with written, I'm good just freestyle and being Bob. But you could just left it out. It's a lie anyway. I did, it's a lie and I fucking panicked and I looked down at her. You're pan looked at it. I'm not a script guy. I'm a like let's go on the state. Let's let's improvise and I want you to know and I want you guys to appreciate this. Know who you work with and know the person that I should work with. Bobby was a little more vocal because most of the time

in my head I was saying to myself don't say come nothing come related because I told Lou you didn't have to worry about putting it on the screen so I have to really over say that the rest of the stuff I remember Westgate 69 Orlando Bing Bang Boom Brandy Mandy Bent Mittler Bathhouse yeah you should play a bit midler right now. I was when he had the bathhouse Is it hard to sing over the sounds of the butts going? The listening audience who are gonna hear this Thursday Don't blame us he he didn't want to be in there So he was standing like a foot and a half away from the mics it might be sound a little bit. He sounded a little bit. I heard him. I heard him. Luke.

He's up. He looked at you. Sit up. You got him. I did. I put two mics on him from far away. Yeah. We got him. We got him, dude. Dude, I got the video. That was longer and went way better than when me and Dan did Cindy Loper Pulled her out of the hallway. That didn't go't go great no she did not like me at all no and it crushed me because I was almost solely the person who wanted to earn here because I love Cindy Lauper I know you do and then I made a goddamn never meet your heroes junkies joke yeah she said all of her friends were on drugs tripping and that's what I remember she said she goes I used to be a DJ in college you know my friends would be like

I was just a music I liked but they would be like Cindy I was tripping so hard listening music and I go out so funny you think you're curating something that's just like a beautiful Medley of songs you like and someone's got a needle hanging out there on her she goes oh no no no and just let they were like she has to go I'm like, oh What actually bye? It's just crazy. She opened the door for that you walk away and then she got a friend I just asked rehashed what she said basically and she was like no No, who are five seconds away from that in this interview at all time? Absolutely five seconds away

We did it you guys were very professional. We did I think we did it as a team No, I mean if we didn't have Lou I'm giving you 90% of that. I mean Lou with the music when he walked in and that was a switch up. Let's play his music from the thing me that was that was great You went and got him black Lou gave us confidence in his face. He black blue did what not to say. I put the Broadway thing on the big screen. Put the Broadway thing on the big screen. Look at this.

I mean, this was a team effort, guys. I'm not gonna take 90%. Jacob, you were a great part. You're a human fart fan. I'm in a room as just as I can. 90% of it. I have to say I apologize for that. You shouldn't apologize.

Let me tell you some. You showed your apology. How well you did in that interview. You farted. It could have sent everything in the pure chaos and it did for a few minutes I mean it was bad. I'd loop on a mask I do love I do love by the way that the video I hope will show that the whole time DJ Lewis just standing for a man alone wearing a fucking Neck tie over his on the favorite uncle t-shirt. It looks like a molester on his fucking day off. Oh Jesus Christ Focusing his eyes on me to I'm nervous. Whenever it came out even that fart that that bad

That was all your nerves all of your nerves came out in that fart and you it was wretched That was pat. Yeah, it was wretched. It was pageantry. I have corporate in me. Yeah, I have corporate interview in me That was really good. I really did it I thought it was that was old Bobby and by the, we got to this we got to the bottom of nothing. No. We learned nothing new about him. He's not going to think about us for he's already forgotten who we are. He doesn't know our name still. It's over. But yeah. That is a good. Hey, come on guys, you can send us these big stars. These guys don't dig deep like that. And then we'll dig deep when we get them sitting down.

We'll get another one. What was the bathhouse like? Did she ever have to go alcapella while you went into the one of the rooms? Yeah. Yeah. But that's later. What'd you do in your break, Barry? Yeah, what'd you do in your break just because I saw it for a smoke? Or did you go inside for a smoke? You know what I'm saying? And then I go over. I put my thing down. I go over and I slap in the arm twice. Right. He'll love that then. By then, we've already been to his shows

a few times in Vegas. You haven't hit the man alone. Think, oh, dude, I got a boxy. He'll bring me on stage to fart. Dude, do that thing, man. Do that thing. Come on, baby. Why don't you let me do one of them steamers

for the audience. You smell it in the front row? That's when we met. I knew who was a good man. Oh man. He was good. I'll just say this about him. He's cool.

Very cool. He is cool. Shit. I mean, his outfit was insane. His glasses were nuts. The hair. His hair. I mean, that's, that's, he's a class guy.

That's a class guy, right? All class. No, for sure. That guy definitely, he's got, he only eats over placements. Mm-hmm. That's my sign. That in fart again. No, I know.'s still in you but it's in you now That's a both caution. Yeah, you got cold it. What's going on?

It's up my nose now. You loosened up his sinuses now signs are opening up, dude. It's like wasabi You know who I texted. Oh, who? Big Jim and he said we just got Barry Manel on dome and we got it as a team This wouldn't have you didn't tell him about the fart, right? Please don't tell him. He listens to the show, so he'll hear it. You didn't tell him that I almost said to you and we're gonna need him on the hand, did you?

It's I didn't. Okay, good. It's live and show. There's no point even telling him that it never happened. But just know we were moments from it, yes? Hey everybody, thanks for listening. That was just a portion of our actual serious XM radio show. If you want the whole thing, go to seriousxXM.com slashbomb fire for a special offer.

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