The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Mega Babe w/Ralph Sutton & Aaron Berg

Episode Date: November 4, 2025

Founder of the Gas Digital Network and Jay's former co-host Ralph Sutton is back with a new podcast partner. Aaron Berg and Ralph are the latest hosts of The SDR Show. Jay takes testosterone and the doctor informed him that he has too much thick blood, so he need to give some back. | Jay wears deodorant on his thighs and recently found out that it's not for men. The guys in the room admit to using various lady products. The SDR Show can be found anywhere you get your podcasts! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Bobby, don't forget your stress whistle. Do not forget your stress, but don't know how to work. Christine's all soggy in the shorts because she got to see America's favorite female Ron Howard, Florence, from Florence in the machine. Oh, that's who Gavin. the bodyguard for Patrice's friend, my friend, your friend, that's who he's bodyguard. That's who he's security for.

Florence is the machine? Yeah, Florence. For Florence herself. Florence herself. Oh, man. That's why he's in town. She yaps too much. She's so cool.

She's so cool. She sings so great. Her music's so good. You have to be talented when you're that. Is she? Is she? She certainly not. What does she look like?

with the leads in her heart unattractive ginger lady was she ever sexy though I can't tell maybe underneath that thick layer of freckle don't turn the mic up god damn it Lou just the point of me whispering can I see a picture

yeah she could sing good but you have to it looks like she should be fucking selling turkey thighs at a fair it really does fucking renfair face oh god she's so ginger her teeth or freckles God damn it.

Look at that crowd of fat women. Yeah, everyone's so pasty. It's pasty. Oh, that stupid dress she's wearing too sucks. Yeah. Oh, God. So hot. She is not fun.

Oh. She's unpleasant at dinner. I do like this song. Would? Would? You're all in. Yeah. I do like the song.

She's so cool. Yeah. Your testosterone's at 75,000, dude. Of course you would. She's not hot. You'd fuck Florence and the machine. Oh, I would rage against it. Oh, that stupid

She's wearing that fucking middle-aged woman dress Like a couch Yeah Oh, God This is a good song You know you want to dance I do like the song I do like the song

We're so British I know why you're fronting Keep singing you ginger It might be the drums You know this from the album Now that's what I call music To wood nymph too Yeah

The drums are tribal Her Look at her Oh, she thinks she's a goddess Christine, what a voice She is What a voice? Does she play the drums?

What's an angel? Why does she have a drum? Why does she have a tom-tom in front of her? Oh, because anyone can play it? Oh, look at her fingers, sexy fingers, Jerry. The mood strikes her and she wants to hit the tom-tom. Oh, my God. This girl's never had long fingernails.

They have to put a salt circle around her when she sings? Where's the other two from these thick? I bet they're salt. I bet they're salt involved. I bet you Florence, by the way, has never had anything other than guy short fingernails Oh wait who's that red-headed girl crying at the door

That's Florence also That's the other Florence Oh god that dress is so stupid I know is this Christine's ringtone I wish if ringtones were still around I bet her pussy smells like she always just got off a horse I do you think We should have to do so guess

They should let Christine go in there I wish I was that horse I thought he said he could get Yan No, he was like maybe I can get you in My guy can get you in He's head of security For Florence Nightingale

What's her name again? You're right, Florence Lionel That's right Florence against the machine You know these boys Florence Florence has to use a machine Because nobody will fuck her

True that Yeah Florence I bet she loves that machine She travels with it Yeah It was Florence and the rabbit But then the rabbit got out of date And then she got sued For Florence and the Hitachi

Magi Kwan A little wordy And trademark problems You know the SDR show It's over at Gas Digital And you know the host There are good friends It is the hilarious

Ralph Sutton and Aaron Berg in the house Aaron's gonna be He's gonna be of course at Skank Fest But he's also going to be at Yuck Yucks In Ottawa November 20th Through the 22nd And then the Dead Crow In Wilmington, North Carolina

In November the 19th through the 20th I heard that place is great Yeah, I messed up the dates. December the 19th and 20th. I messed it up. Aaronberg.com for his dates. Fucking hilarious. Do you just thanks.

Christine, can we tell it all the things that is funny about the artwork confusion? Or is it no one's going to get it? I think, no. It's really funny. I mean, particularly. I'll say it. It's funny enough.

I hope you were going to say it. Yeah, well, I'm just saying it was funny, but it is funny enough, I think. People will get it. Is that whoever the artist is for Skangfest? I don't know what these people are, but Christine's dealing with all of it. I have a problem with them every year. You know that person.

Yeah, they may be a fat robot when I got my surgery. Correct, fat robot guy. So it should have been you, but with a scar? Well, this is the best thing. So I guess they ordered like a whole bunch of banners and stuff that are going to be Marty Graw-th themed of all the people who are going to be performing at Skangfest and everything. And all the, she got sent as far as a bunch of banners giant, like there's going to be big banners. Am I a fat king with a crown?

You're not involved. You don't exist. I'm not even in it Nice No, there is a giant This is where we started To have to figure out what was going on There's me, Dave and Lewis

There's one of those Yeah, of course Then Shannon and Mike Figgs What? It gets better Don't worry, start to turn around Zia Anderson and Naim Ali

Who's that? Well, Naim is going to be He's a Philly comic, very funny He's going to be at Skangfest Z is not at Skankfest a full size by himself Oh yeah by the way These are 12 foot by 10 foot banners

A full size by himself K.P. Burke Come on I love KB but I love KP too But I thought he stopped doing comedy three years ago And then he had a show on Gas Digital Is there one with Stavi and Mondami

Nope It seems like it's all guest digital shows Is what the theme I'm seeing Then here's the kicker Natalie and Gay Blind Mike Okay, yeah, these are all gas digital things So they just Posters of gas digital people

Does he think it's just people from gas digital? That's what Christine pretended When she passive-aggressively emailed back Which I liked Thought it was a gangster move She goes, oh, I think this is a mistake I think you sent me gas digital stuff She really is good at being passive-aggressive

And I think the guy came back with like a Oh, this yeah Yeah, I think I've, yeah This was the wrong thing We didn't talk directed It was just it was very weird Because like we've done It was kind of a copycat

Of something that had been done previously and it was just so funny to have a 12-foot banner of gay blind Mike and Natalie I was like what is going on here I keep seeing every day like some of the names that I'm up you know Christine's doing the festival I'm doing my own thing so like but when I kind of peek in on what's going on I see some names of people who are there I'm like oh shit those people are there and you're like yes not on the poster that's for gay blind Mike and Natalie did they have a 10 foot did they have a 10 foot poster of Mike Suarez could you could you though send those to me because I would love to put

I'm performing in the Suarez stage. That's what I said. I said, are these for the gas digital booth? Welcome to the Danny Graf auditorium. Are you doing the Paco stage? By the way, you should keep those. Oh, yeah, we have fucking Jay and Sanobbawob. We have Kevin Smith and Chase and Muse.

It's like Natalie and Chief. I demand the backdrop for any show when I do, what I do, what's your fucking deal? When I do the crowdwork show, I want the backdrop to be K.P. Perk, Natalie and Gay Blime, Mike. Thumbs up. I want those two. things behind me at all times you guys might remember the late great k p burke and lesbian couple gay blind mike and natalie you remember k p burke he has a day job i believe he's a palmer remember k p burke from comedy a while back no he cuts down trees he cuts trees and stuff very

helpful help me do my uh new fence he's a sweetheart would you have to give him plugs to do it no i give him a kid i love k p dude and uh his company's name is uh k p roof Yeah. No, he's a great guy. Yeah, he's great. Of course. And I'm just saying that now because he did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we all have to do it now. We both take him with us. He's a lovely guy. He's very funny.

There's nothing to do with any of that. It's just a 12-foot poster of him. There's 12 posters delivered. Can I have one? One of them, yeah, there's 12 posters delivered. Not on any of them is there like a Bobby Kelly, but there is a full K.P. You guys should give K.P. the poster to King. They're not going to fly. fucking print it

do you know how much 140 120 banner cost I'm trying to put 20 comics of each one do you give it to them a $20,000 poster Hey here you go Just send him the file

Yeah You can print this as large as Just computer size paper Sticks it over his bed Cost $300 but you can have it Is he going Huh? Is he going to Skangfest KP?

No He's not going. He's not on it. Oh. So fun. That is a communication breakdown. His poster's book, though. There was some, I mean, I go, I should, you should definitely put these up.

Put the poster up. I agree. I feel like they should be up somewhere. Now that we told the story. They could be all up in the gas digital booth. They should be all on a YouTube. They should be printed. They should be printed.

They should be used for gas digital booth. Were you just going to hit Ralph? No, what's a gas digital booth? We have a booth this year for signups for Skangfest. That's King Fest. Yeah. To people to subscribe to sign up for a gas digital? And we have a contest that we're doing.

It's pretty big. It's everyone gets to... K.P. Burke? Change this context. Well, we're still working on it. No, we worked on it in the lobby. The winner gets a K.P. Burke. Yeah.

The winner gets the fuck K.P. Burke. And also, K.P. Burke is allowed to compete, we should say. Yeah. Well, the contest changed. It was like you get to suck and fuck a couple or watch them fuck. Yes. Then we had a problem. Stop, stop, stop. Why? It was a great name, too.

What is the contest? Can I say the name? Yeah. Say the name. Apples, cocks, cunts, and cox. C4. So there's this girl named Sabby Sucks. C4?

Yeah. How about the four Csies? C4 was because of the whole dynamite, Thailand, explosion. So she's gorgeous, and she has this fiancée, and he's a very nice guy. That means he's ugly. No, he's cute. He's good-looking. And he's not as hot as her.

When you're hot as her, you don't let her fuck other guys. She's smoking. She's smoking hot. You know what she looks like? She's g-gory. No. She's wildly hot. Why? What's your name? Savvy sucks.

Oh, I do know. Wait a minute. S-A-V-V-V-Y. I had them on my show. I just had them on my show. Yeah. I know who they are. I just had them on Y-K-W-D. You just pretended she's not hot. No, she's smoking hot. He's not, but he's not, he's a, I guess, cute. Yeah, that's what I said, cute.

But he's very, he's very timididid. Can you guys stop calling this guy cute? He's cute. Is that right? You're getting intimidated? He's cute. Look how happy he is. He's really cute. the good life he's fucking an 11 yeah and he's a four he hot wives

that's what this thing is called it's a very big thing hot wife so she goes and fucks other people he watches yeah no he does he film it he's involved sometimes as well yeah if I had a hot wife I'd let her I'd fucking make her fuck people for money too yeah I would make a hot wife is the term actually

it's a it's a it's a style it's a searchable porn term yeah what would my wife if I had don't fuck people would be like she's good she's a good wife she's a good wife she's a good wife she's a good wife no no here's the beauty of the situation i appears it doesn't matter if she's morbidly obese ugly is all hell or whatever because the action is called hot wifing that's right they're going to get to be called a hot wife so if she's fat it's just that she's hot physically still a hot wife it's just because she's hot and bothered ready to get fucking plowed by uh she's using uh your cream on her inner thighs

what is it called i'll bring it back up again i'm telling you this is the the right group to bring this up in but we want to talk about the contest first but this is the right crew for what I was saying so savvy has a thing she has to he took her last name yeah he's Alex sucks yeah that's how you know who the hotter one is very progressive yeah he's not yeah smoking hot dude is not gonna let a lot of them go down mr and mrs sucks welcome to the louis cafe everything's in a everything's in her name by the way i Christine does a lot of that Throughout our relationship, no, no, no, throughout our relationship that I've really, like, I try to get better at myself just doing because I don't like that feeling at all.

Like, I never overthought about Christine, like, when we get to places sometimes, if there was a reservation necessary or something. Like, we went for Isabelle's birthday, the quality meets, and you go in there, and it's like, reservation, it's always like, for Evans. Yeah. Yeah. Like, she's letting us know when they're ready for us. And Christine's like, hey, come on, guys, they're ready for us.

Oh, my open table, and my last name is Heavens. Oh, you're chipped. Oh, I hate it. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Yeah, he's cute. She's out. She has a medical thing she has to deal with. So Ralph and I came up with this. I'm not going to get into it. Of course, we know what it is.

Yeah. Her asshole fell out? Something with her vagina died. She has to get it fucking reconfigured. Yeah, eventually their assholes fall out. That's when you know you're done. It's not migraines. And so now we have.

had this new idea where we... Well, we were spitballing it in the lobby. I think it's a great idea around. You have to find out what's wrong with her vagina? We give you a speculum. In the elevator, it's a wheel, you spin it. And the elevator you guys came in each other's mouths and started spitting it back and forth. Ralph, what if we do this as a contest?

We were spitballed in the elevator and thought... I love this idea. This is the show. Ralph doesn't want me to say it. No, say it. I'm fine. We are going to have a contest. The winner gets to direct a porn scene. Who's porn scene? That we're working out. D.D.A.

Gotcha, okay. And if someone don't let that happen. Yeah, for sure. So that was what we just kind of... Joanna Angel will let anyone do anything to or anywhere at any time. Yes, that actually was someone that they texted me. She's walked away from the Lord Christ and everyone who loves her. Really?

I don't know. So it's got to be cool. You get to direct a scene. You get to tell... Yeah, however you want, whatever you want to happen. I think that would be fun. What if you just do it very honestly and be like, come right away? He goes, heavier, heavier lighting.

No, like really just turn like the room lights on. He has no idea how porn's supposed to work. Yeah, I want you to microphone the outside of her asshole while she's getting fucked. I want to hear if a fart happens. Dude, that's a great idea. It is. Don't you love a fart during sex? No, not having one, watching one is funny on a porn.

Don't you think that somebody, but the people that are entering this conversation are going to want to fuck, right? I think what we found out when we did it with Jay, there was two years ago when you could have sex with Brenna McKenna. a lot of the people You could fuck Jay in front of Bradham Academy A lot of people did not want to be the one that submitted themselves One guy killed himself Yeah, one guy killed himself Yeah, one guy threatened to kill himself

The guy that won For what? Well, the guy he owed He just, yeah, one guy OD'd Yeah, he partied a little, he was too happy Because he didn't win You have to redo your fan base every year No, the one who won

Did not kill himself But the one who didn't win did Oh, but she was going to fuck him anyway Right, and then she got sick and then didn't have sex Yeah, because you believe it the guy was in shape He was in good shape

He was in a really good shape And he killed himself Better than me? What an idiot Not as big as you More trim That's such a fat guy I think to say

Dude the guy had a good body Why would he kill himself? Oh absolutely If I saw someone Someone was like hanging suicide And they just had a huge dick Hanging down I'm like what an idiot

You're doing dude He's got a V dick ab That is huge hog You got a huge fat dick You killed yourself Get over it Yeah listen Kill yourself

But get fat first. Also enjoy that. Hey, I'm going out anyway. Let me eat, like, until I stop having a giving a shit about that, and then I'll kill myself. Yeah, but it's getting fun, getting fat that fun. Yeah. Yeah. Really? I think if you don't care about getting fat, eating whatever you want is fun. Let me taste something. You go on the road and you can order fucking takeout all day, go back to the room. I'm not even abundance. I'm just talking about the other. You stop giving a fuck. It's like, whenever I come home to my hotel room afterwards, I'm ordering whatever the But you feel bad after you do like that.

I feel like shit money like that. Yeah, but you can pass out. But the next morning you don't give a fuck. Yeah, do you eat like drugs? As soon as you eat, you're like fucking like heroin. You just out. Then you wake up the next day. You go to breakfast.

You can go to ramen. You start taking really mean shits. Oh, great shits. Yeah. Being fat was fun. Great, mean shit. No, I disagree. Being fat, it's not fun.

But living fat, like doing the stuff. And I'm also, I'm not even like a big foodie. That's what I'm saying. But for me, the idea. what you have to go through to sculpt your body to look fucking awesome to hang yourself during that phase seems stupid as shit

you are 100% of foodie I've never seen anybody hand somebody a pork sandwich it's almost like you're handing somebody their new baby oh yeah yeah but that's like you literally go dude try that yeah yeah and it's a foodie but he's a low rent food

yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like with the cheese steak he's like oh god it's like eight bucks yeah yeah yeah Christine is too I mean when I got 14 bucks When you got that

He had a dessert Bento box at his house That he was like Wait a little wait To you see what we're getting And then it never disappoints It was a bento box No but what he's saying

It's absolutely right But if you're like What's the best steak And like I don't know I don't know either But I don't know about like the best seafood Or that kind of shit You're a blue collar foodie

Yeah yeah I'm a foodie on like I could say where the best tuna hoagie is In South Philly That's a fucking foodie right here Any Wawa probably No it's that Wawa is a pretty solid fucking tuna hoagie for sure my favorite's that pat pat's place for sure the

pats you took me to once outside of philly like on the way to camden that's the best cheese steak i ever did you do the one in my neighborhood that is what's owned by what's the name bradley cooper is that any good it's okay it's okay i saw him eating it when i was touring with stavi i did a small little theater tour with him yeah it was the best tour i've ever been on because all we did was search dude your tour bus weighed more by the end of that tour yeah the in a truck, if you wait the tour bus on a truck wave. If we saw the word dim sum, we just stopped.

Yeah. And went in, we went to do a dim sum restaurant. It was only me and him at one point and they were just bringing dumplings after dumplings after dump. Then we'd go do a show. And then we'd go out to eat after. I did definitely do abundance eating, but like, more like I ate all of it. What Bobby's talking

about, those things weren't really my draws ever, like an all you can eat before, keep going back kind of thing. It's just what I'm going to eat is going to be shitty. I'm all about like I'm going to eat a big thing of fucking pasta like that kind of shit so that's what I mean about getting fat to me it's not really about like

I never had those like I had 11 cheeseburgers yesterday and four orders of French I never ate like that there was never my thing you ever do caviar bumps I have and I love it yeah I'm a high brow foodie for sure and low brown I like what's a caviar bump they serve you caviar like you

Why are you wearing khaki pants and light-colored shirts Why are you becoming age appropriate I'm going to a fancy dinner after this actually really don't know sweatpants yeah sweatpants you just said I'm wearing sweatpants and then I'm going to a fancy dinner I have a button down shirt on that's my biggest fear it'd be addressing age appropriate I've looked at a couple of cackies I'm like those look super comfortable I know not me you know what me and Aaron commit to the look dude I started going with

he's got look at shoes I got loafers on no socks no but you're wearing like you got a thing going on here you have no socks you're you're Miami yeah Miami yeah yeah that's my look now is Miami. Are you going to do this till you die? Probably. Well, yeah, let's assume I'm dying in the next decade, yes, so probably yes. Jesus, Jay, don't say that. What? I can't get rid of those blood. I have too much blood in me.

I sent you the place to go. Did you not get the test? No, I saw. I just don't have time. I don't have time. I don't have time to get there, man. I'm just going to live with this extra blood. It's ten minutes away. You're going to die. It's dangerous. Can I squeeze it out of me? That's train your blood? Squeeze it out of your sis. What do you have to have done? What do you want to have done? He has to give blood.

says I have too much blood. What does it even mean? His gleeping glupins get too hot. He said too much fat. When you do testosterone, your blood thickens. Yeah. Or you get more awesome. Yeah.

You can either lower your testosterone or get back. You've been feeling how awesome I've been getting. Yeah. So you know what I mean? This guy, go out of route. I like it. Yeah, it's all thick blood. That's why it's...

Most of that's blood. Most of that's just coagulated blood. Yeah, so the thing I was trying to get to before. Yes, sir. was seeing if these guys would have a similar thing. I impulse bought while in line at the pharmacy a thing that I just, I didn't look at the title or the name of the company or the brand.

I just saw the packaging said, relieves inner thigh, chafing, rubbing, shit like that. And I was like, it's like a stick. And I was like, okay, great. I'm going to buy it. And I got it, and I love it. And I've been using it for two weeks. And this weekend, I don't know what,

I was putting the cap back on it afterwards. And I'm talking about got my leg up on a, you know, sink. I'm fucking, it's like deodorant roll on. He's rolling on. It's like deodorant rolling on. I'm rolling it in my, what would be called, the groin area. Yeah. You're coochie?

Yeah, my coochie. Right where my butt cheeks meet my leg and my leg meets my ball sack area. That area. Okay. I'm painting it up. Yeah. I love it. Like a pretty girl.

Like a pretty, pretty girl. Wow. Funny you should say that. I look at the company of what's the title of this thing. Megababe, which is a very, I guess, prominent girl's brand of things. Yeah. And I say this also. I ain't going back.

I'm going to keep purchasing it, and I feel like this is a good roundtable of people here that someone here owns a girl product that they stand by. Come on, back me up, anybody. I could do one better. Thank you, Ralph. I take these fiber pills. He's going to beg. I blow guys just to understand what a woman goes through.

I do it with lipstick. Okay, okay, sure. That's not what I'm. was going to go with but okay i take these fiber pills and my trainer one day said to me do you still take those gay fiber pills i'm like what's gay about it's helping oh it's just prep it's just prep it's not fiber pills it's a zt it's what save magic johnson how you look at those gay bills what gay pills it's fiber pills marketed to gay men so they have clean assholes oh so everything gets out of you yeah it's called stay

ready oh i can do that's me for gay men And I still use them to this. Order me a pack of stay ready. I say we test it right now and fuck Ralph in the ass. There they go. They're marketed to men because sexiness starts on the inside. How does it clean the peanut butter out? Now, can this make a note?

Do you have to shit multiple times a day? I shit a lot. Do you? Do you? Yes. Oh, my God. But then it evens out or you always shit multiple times a day? I have two shits a day.

Really? Two productive shits a day. Ralph shits must look like he's sounds probably they also have bolts they have bolts in their neck bug gunk they're all

they're all just a fucking they're a car battery jump away from coming alive Ralph don't flush me his shit's trying to crawl out of the toilet he's going to kick him back down angry

the girl in the ring coming out of the TV Stay ready 25 reviews now Extra strength That's what I'm saying I don't want to have to shit when I'm out It's real productive shits

You feel so much better But I don't want to shit When I'm out and about For me it's first thing in the morning All the time Two shits in the morning Then what? Two

Like one when I get up And one about an hour later Let me ask you question I can do that I'm okay with that Does the shit Because I've shit I've shit a bunch of different ways

Like upside down Oh my butt My shit comes out You know sometimes it's You know, mooie, whatever. Sometimes it's nice. Moohy? Yeah, like too hard sometimes

because I need too much protein. But when I'm eating just right, it comes out fluffy like bread. And it leaves not, like I can literally pick it up and no shit would get on my hand. What? Is that?

Why would you know that? No, because I picked it up. That means you picked it up. I took a bite. Listen, I'm a Jay. Bobby, I have too much blood for this. If Jay just died and blood came out of his eyes. I would say, Bobby.

By the way, I'm telling you, I had a headache this morning. I'm like, it's too much blood. it's going to start coming out of my nose. I'm just going to start leaking. It's very productive. It's fluffy. It's very easy to come out.

It is fluffy. Doesn't hurt it all. Using your vernacular, I'll say fluffy. It doesn't hurt to come out at all. You lose a couple of LBs taking far back. Hey, what's up, everybody? I'm fluffy. Does this help get out old shit?

Gabrielle and Glacius Fluffy, yeah. When you first start taking, does it start getting out some old shit that's in there? You can win his shit at a fair. Hey, kid just won. Run a Ralph's shit. All right, so Ralph takes gay asshole prep meds. That tells you something.

What do you do, Bobby? You have a girl product somewhere. You had a girl product when you were younger or something? I've used girl razors a ton. I've also used girl raisers a lot. Guy raises are way better than girl. Yeah. Now.

Depends for where? For my head. Okay. What about your beanbag? I don't shave. I do not shave my bag. Nobody does that. The only one that shaves his beanbag.

Dude, I'm not shaving. And that's why I stays getting pussy. Yes, Jacob. I shave my ball leg. With the straight way the razor. or the regular razor? Yeah, you've got to pull it tight. What do you do with Jacobs, not Zach?

What do you do with Jacobs? I tell you, the one time... You stretch him out, Jacob, right? Yeah. And then you... I'm going to give credit to Jay. You got me into it. It's easy. I'll tell you one time I was at...

I used to... Remember Stanford and Sons? Yeah, of course. Okay, I was after... There was crazy gig, fucking the guy who ran at Lunatic. Yeah, the shaving ball. Hanging out after the show. The brother was hanging with a porn star

that was from the town, back in town. And I started talking. I was like, I was like, you do this, you fucking that. I go, I fucking like my ass eating you. She goes, I'll eat your ass tonight. And I was like, you will? She goes, I'll 100% come and blow you and eat your ass tonight.

I was like, okay, after my second show, I'm staying at this hotel. This is my room. She goes, I'll meet you there. I got to go out with these guys. And then when I come back, I'll do it. I went back to the room waiting. She didn't show up on time. So I washed my ass when I went back.

I washed my ass like six times. I just kept, because it was hot. I kept getting hot. So then I went in and I went, I'm going to shave my butthole. and I'm going to shave my balls. I wanted to shave everything. Your butt hole? Yeah, I shaved like underneath your sack near your ass.

Yeah, I know where you're butthole is. That's for the anatomy lesson. So I shave my balls. You guys familiar with the butthole lies? I shaved my balls and I nicked all my little wrinkles in my nut. Yeah. And it looked like somebody was murdered. Oh, yeah.

The bag bleeds a lot. I've nicked it before. This is why you don't do that. Now, it's a superficial. Well, you think you think. It's not a superficial nick. It looked like I murdered somebody. Did she show up?

It doesn't matter. Superficial, Nick, you're not getting down to ball. You're not getting down to ball juice. I've never seen her again. Oh, she did show up. No, it was all for nothing. I had to get up for the plane at like 6 o'clock and I was all sad with a fucking... A pool of blood in the bed or not.

I had to throw my underwear up. My underwear was bloody. If I nick my balls right now, I'm just going to let it bleed out. I have to get rid of some of this blood anyway. It's like, you know, get this blood out of me. I'll never shave my balls again. She never showed up. Never shot it.

She never shot it. She blew me off. She blew up. She blew up. I saw you go with the microphone. Oh. It was one of the saddest nights in my life. And I wasn't even like fat.

I was like in shape at that time. I had a lot of confidence. I was like, this chick's coming. I was so happy. I was going to shave my ass, make it nice and neat. Shave my balls. I trim my bush fat. Nothing.

I have no idea how to shave my ass. I couldn't even guess that where to start, yeah. I thought you used to. My asshole? Yeah. Never ever. Never. No.

No. I'm not. I'll tell you, I try to go down back of the ball bag, though. There should be nothing on the balls because that would look ridiculous If some of your balls I didn't shave my asshole But above my dick

Hair Yeah On the side You know like the Around the base of it Nike swoosh A little Nike swoosh in the side Yeah I do it a half horizon

You're gonna put that Deodorant stick A logo on your bush fat now Trim that in If they sponsor me Mega Babe I do nothing Megovin

Chapstick is the closest I come Did you order me Megababab The little holder in the mini Thank you Chapstick That's the That's not what I do And I'm thinking

about shaving my legs I used I used um yes you body build before the whole process is very gay I know my stepfather is shaving your body hair yeah having your friends I don't know how hair you've ever been my stepfather is a wolf so it would be it's very gay to shave him down and I did it you shaved your dad well me and him my stepfather even worse he could have raped me um you shaved your dad yeah that's a hot not his dick Ralph put me onto a product so I don't even need my wife anymore. You're welcome. Is it gay fucking vitamins?

No, it's this escort website. It's a thing that you shave your own back with, and it was the most pleasant experience I've had. You can't have any nuggets, though. I gave that to Calta, but he has all those little Italian nuggets on your back. I got none of it. And he just cut them all up. Oh, stop.

He doesn't want you to tell people that. I'm a shave of my back, and I'm a bleeder. There's so much. I used... Oh, meatball. Meet the ball. I used the... My wife's...

She has this serum for under your eyes. Jizz. So it's... It might be. It was Jiz consistency. Neighbor come? It was a neighbor come.

But you put it under your eyes and it makes your bag go... Your bags go away. I want that. So it tightens up... So, you know, I have a little bag bag right here, especially in the morning. You put that on.

It's in a roll on. Yeah. Oh, I do use that. Is that gay? Is that gay? I don't know. I didn't... First of all, you guys are having this.

self-problem here. And I use marrow. I don't call me this gay. I told you guys that I'm making an active decision to stay in the Mega Babe don't let your pussy get itchy cream.

I'm going to stay ordering that. Now, by the way, we found it today and going through it, they've got a male wing of just that product. Same exact ingredients called Mega Man. But the stick.

It looks manly. But I don't want no parts of that. Now it's not funny. If the Mega Babe is the same thing, I found it as Mega Babe. I'm staying Mega Babe. But they also have a keychain top.

that you can put on that he's going to... I'm also going to get a fucking gay asshole with Ralph's thing. And I'm going to have a fucking bald back and a bunch of fucking... I don't know. I'm going to find that if I have a lumpy back. The Mega Man's probably the exact same as the Mega Bay.

It is. He said, yeah. It is, of course. It smells more manly. No, they're both unscented, but here's the thing. And I got this. And I got that, so I can carry my many around. To carry his Mega Babe. It's called the Mega Babe Pockbook.

By the way, I love that it's going to shit the words it keeps... It gets rid of the words Mega Babe with the word Megabababab. And then keeps thigh rescue. anti-chafe stick, anti-friction. It's a roll-on? Yeah, it's great. It's like deodorant, right?

It looks like deodorant. It's a deodorant. Because I have something like that for running. You put it over your nips. And it's not the same thing. You do that all the time. I assume it's probably a similar thing. Your nips get hurt when you run?

When you're running in the heat. Well, if you don't wear a bra. Yeah, if you don't wear a bra. Oh, no. What's that? Now, they got a whole bunch of Mega Man products here. Dry guy. Talk-free body power.

I feel like I like that. I thought that said dry gut. That's me a fat stomach Just rub it on Oh You think Megabababes doesn't work For undergut, it does Aaron you don't understand

I'm talking about here Undergut You know I'm talking about Rough, you've been there You've had a little undergut in your life before? Very brief Very little

Yes, yes Undergut Mega Babe works there too Does it change the color of it? Damage is done there We could always asshole bleach our fucking fat rolls Whoa, Mega Man's

got a whole, the ball, well, you get fat, your skin turns color? Well, can we, uh, it, well, if it rubs together too much, if your skin doesn't see sun for seven years. Aaron, you've been attracted to somehow morbidly obese women in your life. I still am. And you've never seen the inside of the legs, like,

or like, it's like, almost like they're dying, like they're necrotic. You've never been with a girl. Oh, look at that. That's a problem. You've never been with a girl with the inside of her thighs look like an elephant's knee pad. No.

Also, I like Aaron how you've been disgusted about all this fat conversation. You've never been fat, I guess, ever? I was chubby when I was young. Look at all this kind of mega. But listen, can we do me favor? Oh, there it is. Come on now. Jay, is that what your thighs look like?

No, no, no, no, no, thank God. Not that bad. Rocky pounded you? Not anything like that. No, I mean, I wasn't speaking for you. I mean, I was, but I'm the same as you. I want it to, here we go. Big Jim, you're listening out there?

They always ask us, what products do we want to promote? I think this is a great product, genuinely. I found them. But not Mega Man. I do not want to be involved in Mega Man. I would take Mega Man. You can do Mega Babe. I'll do Mega Babe, and then we'll do both products.

Okay. I want you all to do the gay pills and see if you really shit your pains out. I think you will. Do asshole ready like Ralph did. You never know when that trooper might show up and you want a clean asshole. What's it called? She has a boyfriend. Stay ready.

ready oh yeah have your asshole fucking ready to go stay ready is such a hilarious it just it blows everything out of your asshole so your asshole's ready for dick yeah no no not that oh i get that oh i get that apologies apologies the thigh stick is that so it just makes your thighs glide I guess you have gliding thighs it's j walking down the airport yeah it's like me have my skin's corduroy um you want to feel minor thoughts? Kind of. Is it a one application a day thing, or is it through a few times a day?

Yeah, you have to have it in your purse? Lou, you can't film this. Lou, you want me to film this? Of course I have it on now. You should feel Ralph's Jacob, you should feel Ralph's thighs first. It's not by my sweaty ball bag. It's not by my sweaty anything. It's smooth.

This is a very very delicate. Oh, Jacob's actually feeling up. Is it feel good? It feels nice. Nice. Aw. It's soft.

Yeah, if you want, you can film this from behind, Luke. That's how Ralph likes to be filmed. That's going to be the guy that wins the contest that Sirius X-in. Oh, my. Come on. I don't believe it. But Bobby, compare it to the rest of his skin. Feel his arms.

Let me see your eye. Now, that's a manly rough. Well, now, here's the thing. I also lotion. I'm going to smell. But that is rougher than right here. I'm going to smell the inner thigh. This is like, this feels like.

Also the smell? Pleasant. So pleasant, Jay's in her thigh. Oh, that smells. Oh, Aaron looks unhappy with all of them. Now, I was expecting to smell ball sweat. And it didn't, right? It smelled like a fresh woman.

It smells like a mega pain. I wish I had suspenders do this when I said that. Well, that's good for you, man. Ralph, let's smell your asshole. Stay ready with Ralph's assholes. Ralph, get your assholes. Stick in Jacob's nose. But Jacob, do film this.

Stay ready. Ralph, let's just stay ready. We're trying to get new products going over here. Let me double finger your asshole. I bet it comes out zero. This guy's two fluffy dumps today. It's your fluffy bread dumps. It's your last knuckle.

You have to wrap a tissue around your finger, and if anything comes out. Oh, you and your fluffy bread dumps. Oh, you. Oh, my God. We have to go. What the fuck happened? Oh, yeah. You got your dates, Arenberg.com.

Yeah, Aaronberg. He's going to be in... He's going to be at Skangfest. He's going to be in Ottawa. You're not going to have a poster, but he's going to be there. Dead Crow and Wilmington, North Carolina. There's no room for post like that. We have to make sure we get Gay Blind Mike and Natalie up.

There's an SDR show poster. There's an SDR show poster. You guys didn't make the cut. But it's a little bit smaller than Gayblind, Mike, and Natalie. You didn't even ask us how the show's going since you left. I don't want to know. And also, last time I was here, Doug was here. It's been going since Dove left also.

Yeah. How's it going? It's very fun. Yeah. I mean, it seems like a better. I love Dove. It just seems like a better. He was my first pick when Jay had to leave.

You couldn't do it. He couldn't do it. I said no, because I didn't want to be around all the porn stars. He was actually Jay's first pick two, and Dan had to leave. Was he? No. I didn't want to be around the porn stars. And now I do want to be around the most stars.

They're really fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they'll watch your daughter. They'll watch your daughter for you, which is nice. Yeah. Did you have had a babysit yet? Oh, you got out of the babysit. They're the best, dude.

Isabel learned how to go out there, they call it Duckwater Tight. Make sure you check out the SDR show right now, available on Gas Digital. Ralph, and we got Aaron Berg is the new host with him. That seems like a great matchup. Go check out their show. If you already don't subscribe. Their assholes are empty. We've got a clean asshole.

Maybe direct your own porn at SkangFest with us. That might be fun. Yeah. Yeah, if she doesn't get sick, too. I hope these fuckens, these sluts keep it together. All I'm saying is everybody, keep your assholes empty. and make sure you check out Jay, where's Jay going to be?

No, no, it's Stillberg. He's at the Modern Man podcast available on YouTube as well. All right, check him out at adenberg.com. He's going to be all over the place. Big Jay is going to be at the Comedy Mothership. It's sold out, so you can probably get on standby, see if they have any tickets available.

People cancel all the time. But then that's this weekend. I'm just saying that for hope. They do standby, though. Tampa, mostly sold out, except we added. Tampa, oh, I got it. Shut up. We did find out the show official.

your face. I know a little one's out of here. Tampa, New Orleans. Make sure you check out Jay in Tampa at these side splitters. November 2nd, what is it? October 31st to the 2nd, and then New Orleans Skangfest in Salt Lake City for tickets all the tour days. Big J. Comedy.com. There you go. He didn't say they had the shows at all. What's that?

We'll see you guys tomorrow. Thank you, Ralph. Thank you, Ralph and Aaron. You asshole. You're chiming every time I'm doing my fucking plot. Bobby Kelly's going to help yourself. Saturday, November 1st. I'm going to be there. Go to Bob. home, a TD Garden. Punchup Duck Live.

And then New Orleans. And then Point Pleasant and Rhode Island and New Jersey. Punchup.com. Live slash Robert Kelly. See you guys.