The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Mixed Reviews

Episode Date: October 4, 2022

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And now the bonfire with big J. Ocarson and dance odor is the pointer sisters One of the pointer sisters works downstairs in the lobby and is in love with Dan. Yep. She sure is Sorry, do you need his coffee pointer? She got bit She this lady We forgot we forgot she's fun speed. I watched him lead. I watched her lead him away last week But they disappeared I watched her lead him away last week. They disappeared. She's giving him, she's giving him, now this is the second or third coffee. Second, second coffee she's presented to him.

She's, she, we got no conversation about, she's like, you drink Dunkin' Donuts all the time. Why? And I was like, even noticing that. Even noticing that. It's kind of part of my aesthetic. Never said any word to me about walking in with Star Ball. Well, she was your racist. Oh, so what do you mean? What do you mean? even noticing that. It's kind of part of my aesthetic. You never said any word to me about walking in with Star Wars.

Well, she was your racist. Oh, so what would you mean? Do I give that off? But she... I work at Hardy, I don't have that back. And I told you, she loves my young pastor energy. She really does, but I mean she is all about... I'm starting to get residual halos now.

I told you do. When I came in this time now, I... Pretty nice to stand next to her. How was he looking at her. She goes. She goes hello Like that far and I looked over. She was looking at me and I gave her like that. Hey, yeah, man She's very sweet. Hey, Miss Ronda She's super sweet and she told me that the college you're not running the stores for me and grabbing me lots of her friend I found out that she's friends with everybody there so she walked in it's like

You know, hey, let me get a free coffee for you bring another one, he's white boys in here, you're gonna take it to our shit? Yeah, that's exactly what it is. One time she got, so the first time she got black Lou and I both a latte, then this time, she was like, I got you know, she's trying to get me off Dunkin' Donuts. Yeah, damn. You're right though, Jay, in my life,

no woman has ever stopped me and saying, I notice you drink that. Yeah, even a woman looks like Ross from Nightcourt. Somebody's a little upset. No, she gave me the low two. This woman is all about Dan though. That's why I said LL Cool Dan. Ladies love Cool Dan. You think I'm meant to hurt you?

Oh, it's staying. What's up everybody? It's the Modfire. Faction Talk Series 6103. I'm Big Jogers and that's Dan Soder. it's sting. What's up everybody? It's the Bonfire. Faction Talk Series 6-103. I'm Big Jogers, and that's Dan Soder. That's Ross. Marshal Warfield. Alright, hey.

Dan's Dayton Marshal Warfield. We got our whole crew in the house. We got DJ Lil' we got Christine Rehabilites. We got Jacob Atat. We got our Black King, the Black Tiger. Lewis John. So... Boom.

You know what else we got Dan? What little presby for you Christine bought this for you Damn, and you said you were concerned is it what's it for? Well my reaction to all this but then you're a you're a Surprise gift person. Oh, I love giving a surprise gift. Yeah, I don't like getting you sure don't because I always in like worried I don't know I always get worried. Don't you like well, we know you find sometimes it's easier to be nice And it's easy. I know you're easier to be nice to someone that of course for someone to be nice to you Absolutely, it's why don't like going out and like doing meet and greet stuff sometimes I'm there. I'm I have a very easy time being nice to people. I don't mind that people someone's I'm always like, what's up?

I think it was probably just because, you know, my mom bring you around a bunch of old alcoholics. I didn't know who was who. I was just constantly being like, what are you about? It's really to soften the blow. I saw you. I didn't want to tell you this. I saw you changing shirts the other day.

I saw the lesions. I know. You know that I have Philadelphia. I know you're living with. You are living with, not dying from age. Yeah. This is something where I'm sure somewhere along the lines that Christmas or birthdays been missed.

And I'm surprised we haven't gotten these for you already. All right. It is. Well, first off, there's a lovely card. Yeah. Enjoy your treasure. We'll take you to a picture of Christine's snatch. It is.. To picture a Christian picture of Christine snatch. It is.

It's pretty good. She spread an eagle. Oh, yeah, right here. I thought you were telling me to open it. I'm like, no, no, no. I was saying Christine's pussy was open in the picture. She had to breathe like this. Yeah.

She was on the push up. Oh, you sons of bitches. No, you son of Christine Christine got this. Christine, you, you know what's funny? Is the first one I opened was the tarot acto was it shout out the tarot acto dude oh man that's so awesome She got me for those of you home. She got me Welch's juice cups. Yep. She got me the old school You got the set dude dude. What's up? That is awesome that fucking rules. I love vintage fine

Yeah, this is oh yeah, it's all for fuck. Yeah, dude Can he and bring it up some juice glasses? I figured that would be the how you know Someone's eating dinner at the install on the floor tonight dude get ready lasagna with milk All day below any sandwiches of milk, and then I'm gonna wash for nose on my tum tum Tell me time dude. It's the greatest thing ever dude. I converted Josh and Bobby Kelly to tell me time Bronosaurus all the hits. Oh Yeah, all the big. Oh man. I was having a really ass day and you guys have turned it around Christine is all Christine buddy. I mean, I mean, I'm just,

I wonder who those recudos is do. Christine, there's a little kudos right now because I see her in Rebecca are, I mean, working seven days a week right now, crushing all this gangster stuff and everything I've ever read about this gangfests always says, the brainchild of organizer and producer, Lewis J. Gomez, who's always like Jesus.

Yeah, or Lewis J. Gomez, big J. Overson, Dave Smith. Yeah, that's awesome. Well, listen, it's off my back for sure. You really do, you really do do a lot. Sure, it's built off my back and hard work and talents, but I don't do it. You know what I mean? Do this rules. That's not why I do it, Jacob.

You do it for the love of the Jacob. Jacob was not about that for me though. I love it, Christina. I love that Christina Rebecca get one applause break maybe at the end of Skankfest. If Josh Adam Myers is like, hey, get up. Come on guys, get him up here. Well, what I love is Rebecca is really never

at the last jam. She's always dealing with something else. And it's for the last like three years. I remember a Becca chant has started. And last year in Houston, I just put my walkie on. So she heard it through the walkie. Yeah. Here's that Rebecca.

Here's your name. She's like, I was going to give up. She was somewhere in a room with a, she was in a warm tub of the razor blade when they start hearing the chant Like she's in a war camp Shout out dude Great gift. Oh, thank you very welcome great gift. I found it's not a Bose sound bar that one that's how So that though do the second gift I got you the generous gifts that I give I'm gonna have to really bring it this Christmas

The very generous gifts that I That's a great that's a life in times a Tim line. I'm gonna have to come in with an actual eagle I'd be like Jay I Got a ball from Philadelphia and I had the feathers shaved down to a 55 gram. I take off my sleeve and just see marks Yeah, this son of a bitch did not like me because I've been training this some bitch for about six months get it ready for you It's still hurts. Yeah Those talon wounds don't heal easy an old man, dude my fucking thumb is it back?

You okay still kills still kills But it's not black and blue or anything and the swelling's gone way down. It's much it's getting better But like ins does it make sense like it was like so bad because it was so swollen and all fucked up are you gonna do it now? It's like fucking sore. It's been, I've been playing, I played a couple of video games. And it hurts. Are you gonna do a Daniel Larusso's gonna fight on Lewis? It's gangfest.

Yeah, you have to do the thing in the back where you like, you rub your hands together. Just the sun, just the sun, sun. But it's also a thing all weekend. I don't think, when you first start, I don't think about it. Sometimes you just gotta instinct. So how many handshakes? I get, first of all, everyone, because I didn't think about when you first start I don't think about it sometimes You just got an instinct so how many handshakes I get first of all everyone because I didn't explain it at all How many people think I just have a very gay handshake?

You're like going for the handshake and then everybody's like oh, I can't squeeze it all so I just let them You just squeeze my hand and like I just touched them with my thumb like tap should have just flipped your fingers I really show it was a limp dick of a handshake all weekend I gave to like no your game away from me Or I just like or I struggled it out easy blue Or I struggled it out and just dealt with the pain. You just fuck it and then it just looks like you're angry Yeah, oh Good handshake. Oh, it's nice to me. Are you not drinking that because you think she put Jeffrey Dahmer stuff in it? I'll drink her now so she can kill you

Why is everything so fuzzy I'll go watch X's doesn't agree Dahmer stuff in it. Oh, I'll trick her. So she can kill you. Mm-hmm. Why is everything so fuzzy? I'll go watch Exorcism 3. It's getting nuts. Why is everything so fuzzy? You want to watch Exorcism 3? Moving on to the show. Hey, whoa, no gay stuff, huh?

Hey. No, it's the guy that makes me laugh. That made me, I watched, I finished the whole show this weekend when I was away Dahmer. And it really, the entire story should be called in the 80s cops did not want to deal with gay stuff at all. Every time they're like this boy has a hole in his head and there's acid leaking out of it and they'd be like oh my god and then Jeff Dunl run over and be like no that's my boyfriend we're just doing such gay stuff upstairs and they go well they get him out of here and go. Don't

sneeze gay on me anything while you're at it, please. It's contagious right now. It's the whole show. It's like, he's dead to the right, so he goes, we have you called. Let me inspect your house, and he just look behind the door, and there's like bodies and heads, and then he's like, what's going on? What does it smell like? Gay sex, and they're like, oh, bye.

Ew. I think we just got another call over the radio that you didn't hear. Yeah. If I killed Christine and just every time someone came to the door, I said, sorry, you just interrupt me doing some gay stuff. Apparently, I'll get away with it for a long time. Well, not now. You know, it's also funny in that show.

They call him and they call him and they're like, wow, is he like a genius the way you got away with it so long? Like, he was not a genius at all. He was actually a horrific, uh, did a horrific job. Why? Every person he killed almost, yeah. Somebody reported while it was happening and snowing cared. Really?

Just nobody, did you watch the series as well? I'm like halfway through. The neighbor calls every time he's, every time he's done that building. Multiple times she's calling and calling. I mean, the one guy gets out of his apartment, a 13 year old boy passes out in front of the apartment. He had a hole in his head.

That's right. Yeah. He had put a hole in his head in Port Ascent to our body. He was just literally like, like a zombie on the street. And the neighbor was out there with the cop going like, take this thing this young boy whenever he goes he's an adult he's my boyfriend we're doing such gay stuff and he's drunk and they're like do you have ID now he lost it all right take him home you get him out of here I really just didn't give a shit and then so he just he brings them in the cops go we're gonna

bring up to the house and he goes all right and he brings them the house and he goes you want to come in we were just doing some gay stuff, and they're like, nah, I'm good. We're about to lay down in our gay bed. Yeah, it's funny, by the way, when the cops got in trouble for not doing anything about it, they were like, yeah, it was like gay stuff. So, they never break from that at all,

they go, yeah, I'm staying in my, smell the gay stuff in there, and I ain't going in. I walked in immediately, hit the smell of gay. And I was like, look, turn them again then on me. Yeah, sorry, did I gotta watch my shirt after that? That makes sense to you? Now you have some gay stuff. Now if you walk in on gay stuff,

you have to do gay stuff for your homophobic. Yeah, you better start doing gay stuff. You got it. Yeah, boy front. Yeah, that's the whole thing. DJ Lou, you didn't wanna kiss that guy on the chest while Well he masturbated You're just progressive little Chris. You're just progressive. No you can't get away from me

You got this close and you were crazy. I'm just close to your lips If I can have a moment in time frozen that I could like see a video tape of and see really what happened It's fly on the wall. It's the guy going like come on You never really thought about like lose in that position He was like a girl is to sit there and be like no Oh my mind you guys have the beer you said you had he goes yeah, let me go check for it Well, I do that just like you know take a look around the place and see it's Get loose, you know, I mean take off your shirt. I don't come on relax. Come on. Oh looks like we don't have any beers Do you have any alcohol? I don't know

We have this cherry wine We got the shipping trader Joe's alright. He's just fucking an unlit cigarette You never even thought about it. I you know, I don't think so. It's just like a Jeffrey Dahmer thing You guys gonna Dahmer me right now. Yeah, Dahmer me don't my brain's ain't tasty Yeah, dude you really fell for the Jeffrey Dahmer thing gay guys got you licking up at a bar and then took you home My Jeffrey Dahmer you're gonna go and kill that no, you're a Dahmer mark. I never started dancing Dahmer mark You're a total donmer mark You just keep fucking swallowed up by some gay serial killer

You'd be right there the promises to stop And then when he goes, by the way you would have cared Because hey here's a questionably loose, uh, diet coke and And whiskey I made for you Okay, that's got some pop to it That's the good stuff, huh? Oh now I'm feeling it. He likes it when he's going out.

Oh, I'm going out. Don't do gay stuff to me guys. I just came outside with a hole in his head and acid and Dombers like it's doing nothing to him. Yeah. The person that was deceiving was Lou in this story. I mean the setup, could they have possibly thought anything else was gonna go down no

No lose a cock these which is pretty fucked up. I'm the victim guys No, no no no no you could have been the victim because you went all willy-nilly to a very Jeffrey Dahmer situation my god Dude my god. We would have we would be doing a like a Lew whiskey Memorial benefit. Yeah, by the way, I would think more of you, if you would kill them that night, instead of just not doing gays stuff. And then say you got into a dumber situation. Yeah, I had to fight your way. Yeah, they were gonna kill me.

They had a drill. So wait, the guy that was jerking off on the bed is actually gay, but the one that was in the room with you, is that he's not gay. He just does gay stuff. They're both gay. They're both gay. But big Chris, big Chris has gotten a lure to him. actually gay but the one that was in the room with you Christine not gay just does gay stuff they're both gay but big Chris big Chris has gotten a lure to him

he was trying big Chris is the guy Jerk and all yeah okay sure was big Chris and little brusas he saw at the bar and little Bruce little Bruce gets put into a trance by big Chris starts jerking off and it's like A little Bruce is like me. Oh the man pounds his penis. I have to wash I look a little Bruce is saying like he's a he's a prisoner. Yeah, you know, don't look into it's the p-hole I think it was just all out of tricks and he just started to blame the other I think he was trying to get you back by saying he goes, oh no, that me. I am no gay. You can go back to my place and have drinks right now And then we goes all right. I'll come back this time because there's no gays to be going in again

I think I think they were hitting you with gay cop and gay or cop Oh no, I am no gay big greasy soul gay I wish I knew the exact level of drunk he was was I wish we could get those two on the show Oh my god, oh, I was great. I handled it perfectly Lou. We both we can all agree you almost died Yeah, serial killer could have got you almost thought you could have died for sure Instead of what you did was almost got talking to doing gay stuff. That's what we're at now Before it was you left immediately when the guy started whacking off and you made a whole thing.

Now a guy had a conversation with you and you thought about it. Funny how the truth unfolds. You thought about it for a second. Yeah, I was thinking about how much I love women. I need to get away from these two fruit heads. But in fact, you even were weighing around in your head. No, it's women for sure that I love.

Means you were considering for a second. If you would've got date lined, if he was like, he went over for some drinks But what ended up happening only the three men know Bruce and Chris left the apartment 12 hours later, but Lou did it and it's they're murdered It's their loss because I used to be an ally now I'm out. No, totally you have to go watch bros in basketball shorts. You have to. Oh, who sent me that? Was that there's Nate? Oh, yeah, the kev so funny. No, not the trailer. Or Kevin Hartkey was shout out to it put it up and there's like Kevin Hart's like black fans underneath it's so what like

Nope, no, no, no, no man. Nope, nope. No, no, no, no man. Nope. Nope. KBS overcompensate for gay gay happiness. Yeah, no, I was just playing with. Oh, it's so funny. Yeah, the comments underneath that are just like, yo, what? Actually, Naime, his opener is the first comment that goes, how much they pay you for this? So funny. Yes, like yes. Nope. We love you Kevin. Of course, you know, and then there's Naime. So funny

Nope, we love you Kevin of course, you know, and then there's naive and then it's that's hilarious That's really funny Kevin Hart's trying not to get canceled Why is it why this took him like hour and a half to type all that? No bro, well guys like no bro. No bro bro It's so funny All right now you gotta go you gotta go watch okay Okay, there you go a lot of guys kiss him a lot of guys kiss him a lot of guys hold me chow No bro now we ever Kevin you gotta tell him your gay story and watch how he has to be so positive about it Lou yeah cool man, you know people do things all right Now you guys get you back to the house to dangerous if you ever Jay Ferrell's impression of Kevin. Yeah, it's cool man. You know people do things. All right You back to the house to dangerous if you ever Jay fair else impression of Kevin. Yeah, it's so fucking great

Yeah, there's one who was on a morning show and he's do it. He's talking about Kevin Hart's New Year's resolutions Mm-hmm, and he goes gonna get my legs. It's gonna. Bam. Gonna be seven for five. This the way it does it. It's so perfect Lou, I hope you know that we are worried about you now that you could be a Dahmer mark. And that you might currently be living with AIDS. I got away. Everything's fine. Did you though? Did you get away? Or did you walk away? You have to look at your attacker every time you go to this bar now. Why you choose to go to the same bar where you almost got gay killed as beyond me. Because I could take them both with two punches. You think that's true?

Yeah, but not if you're drinks laced. No, maybe you saw the size of that guy's pig, dude. Well, it's sure he might have been more of a problem. Now, two together, you're getting raped. For sure. Hold them down, little bruise. I will bet money. That little bruise and big criss could absolutely hold you down and take what's there.

You better hope little Bruce doesn't have food or under strength. Yeah, you're gonna give a little, you're gonna have both a little tiny hand prints on your belly when they pink belly you for they flip you over and have you. Is he tender? Is he tender enough little Bruce?

Tender eyes. And they got all this pent up sexual energy, so I'm sure they can, and then there's gonna blast your ass. Oh my god You're gonna get covered in ropes dude those guys have been whole they've been even in their cross-airs for quite some time So when you do ultimately break down and do it your girlfriend thinks you did gay stuff, right? Yes, you want shut the fuck up about it

What's up texting Christine with dumb shit as well? She goes obviously in the way he looking at people by men's butts now is different Stop bringing it up. Can't stop. Oh, I guess you don't like kayaking with me because I am not a boy Oh, yeah, oh you get the COVID and want to stand next to the boys She goes, when? No, why I don't want to go see bros Kevin hot says it's a laugh out loud right come on Congratulations a lot of people Judd appetals a hit factory come on the guy doesn't miss Yeah, look I'm afraid you are gay

I know it's you to be kidnap by a violent jeffery doma. I can't explain to me familiar That my boyfriend Gakina in gay. Ola, Lu, you are the man who falls for the jethic domar schemes. I'm sorry, I don't know if I can leave my daughter with you knowing that you are so easily tricked. Me, me, me, me, me, me, why is it that you always fall into these traps? You know understand that man wants to take your bahoor? Maybe your own acahorse and then you want to say your body to make them

of the evening. Maybe you can wear a bundle ear, little airplane shows and that way when you need it you can pop your shot or perhaps you'll be a big problem maybe consider working the steps for there is a hope and go for you it works if you work it so work it, you are work it and we can skip to step 4 where you can apologize to my yoder for almost getting adopted by a gay serial killer cheating on her

with homosexual and angry with me repaint your sins and God will forgive you for your gay sexual acts publicly say you didn't like bros publicly denounce bros Phase one publicly denounce bros Dude how scared is a reviewer of saying bros sucks

I don't know. There's no way. It's the masterpiece. I mean, I like Billy Eignert. I liked Billy on the street. I thought that was really funny. I like him too. He is one of my favorite TikToks ever going around. It's where you live in Christine.

Oh my God. I like Billy on the street because you just yell at people. It's 100% of her downtime. TikTok-y. Yeah. It's a scroll percent of her downtime Tick-tocky. Yeah It's a scroll of thawing. It's insane. You really have a lot of downtime. Huh? You make me think about the Dahmer series. He was so right that he was actually a terrible serial killer.

He was horrible at it. Why? He would go back to the same places to find people and people would go miss... He drugged the guy in a bathhouse. He would also go to a bathhouse and drug them and he wouldn't like kill them necessarily he would like fuck them and do stuff to them while they were like unconscious, but he gave like a lot of drugs that he was like drugging them with so like they almost died and he left them there more than once and one time they had to have ambulance come get the other one they were able to wake the guy up this one they couldn't wake the guy up and the ambulance came yeah, and then he still went back there

The guy to then be like get the fuck out of here dude like I told all the bath houses. You're like you drug people and he was like Bye Not cool like he left and he was like I guess I got to find another way to do this his grandmother Smith three of them Like because she just came downstairs, like grandma, stop! Leave me alone, this is my friend. I'm a butt fucker.

And she was upset that he was like doing gay stuff, and he's just like, he finally gets her to go back to bed so he can loudly murder them in the basement, and like his grandmother would hear, like everybody heard everything. Really? They just didn't want to deal with it. He just kept, he's killing them all in his apartment too.

Just, the next door neighbor is hearing, you know, please don't kill me. And then drills, it's all screaming, calling the cops, and he just keeps the bodies decomposing in his apartment, but I guess it smelled like gay stuff to the cops. Is that really what it was? No, they go over the smell, they go,

what's that terrible smell? He would tell the neighbors it was a bad meat. His refrigerator broke, he had bad meat, and then the other one was his fish got ik. Like his fish got sick, and that's what the smell was, tropical fish. And then he would just be like, and they'd be like, oh my God,

it's been three weeks, he's like, yeah, I'll fix it tonight. And then they'd be like, okay. And then they'd hear somebody getting murdered call the cops, and the cops would be like, nah, just gay stuff and dead fish, I think. Just the egg and gay stuff. Just the egg and the fish thing also.

Do they, does the series go all the way to the end of his life when he gets beaten to death in prison? Because what's funny is- I thought he got fucked up the ends with a mop handle. I guess that was myth. I heard that myth. I heard that urban legend as well. But whenever this happens, whenever they do a story like this, the guy that murders, that

murdered Dahmer is like, all right, time to do some interviews. He had beat the shit out of that weirdo. Does he do any interviews? He came out and spoke about why he killed Dahmer. Oh, really? Never seen that. And then his own defense attorney was like. I've never seen that. And then someone his defense, his own defense attorney was like, I don't think that's true.

He said that Dahmer would taunt inmates with his food. Like he would make it look like arms or whatever. Oh, he, but the show at least does say when he first went in, that he was so wrapped up in like people saying that he was, like he was getting fan mail. Yeah. So he started smelling his own shit. And he was walking around jail being like people saying that he was uh... like he was getting fan mail yeah so he started smelling his own shit and he was walking around jail being like a bit of a dick like he was making jokes

yeah I'm a bunch of stuff yeah about the stuff and then got super religious like weeks before he got killed but from the second you got caught in everything you before and he'd be like I should die and even that he's just the luckiest like dumbest guy ever. He's like just give me the electric chair. They're like there's no fucking death penalty here for some reason. They were like you're gonna live somehow. You didn't know what that was. But the first bad thing that happened to him in his life was

getting murdered. Like that was the first that was the first bad Miss Steppi's had. Yeah you just kept it walking. He killed people in hotels more than once and then he just put him in a suitcase and drag a suitcase down. They'd be like buy sir and they go wait thaties had. Yeah, you just kept it walking. He'd kill people in hotels more than once, and then he would just put him in a suitcase and drag a suitcase down to me, be like, buy, sir. And they go, wait, that looks pretty. Where are you dragging a body? He's like, no, I'm just dragging gay stuff. And they're like, oh, get out of here. Got it here, then.

And you have penises in there? Yeah. Ew, all those penises in that suitcase next to other penises. Yeah, oh, this is just a large sack full of gay stuff. Ew. Oh, all right, well well bye. Thanks for staying with us. I'm in a neighbor's here just hearing guys screaming for their lives. Yeah! I'm calling the police. Nothing else.

Do we have a girl over and she's like, hey, what is that? You know, it's just the guy next door. It sounds like he's killing him? How do you? No, no, I thought the same thing for a while. No, no, no, no, that right there. No, no, no. No, it's just gay stuff. You've clearly never heard gay sex before. It sounds like they're in terrible pain.

You ever see how gay stuff happens? Yeah. It doesn't look like it doesn't hurt. I'll tell you what, we can try. We can try their method to deny it, see how you feel about it. I'm going to cram six up your shitter so you know what's you make? Okay, well then go back to bed. Alright, now now kiss me on the lips and you'll be fine. All right, bye, good night.

Good night. You know, it's funny what I had a problem with in Dahmer's thing was Nisi Nash is the neighbor who did great. Check she did do really good with the character, but I am so used to her voice. I realize only from watching the show, I didn't have to look it up on IMDB. She does 700 voices on American Dad for sure. Yeah, yeah always her voice. And I know for sure she's like the

crossing guard who crosses Steve's because crossing God read it. God you you whole world right now. She walks across the street. But she has it sounds condescending because like I know her voice like an always in sarcasm. Yeah. It's weird seeing her play like an earnest character but she was great. But it was like the show was good. That kid Peters rules, but like they're trying to like like Dommers victims family members are being like we weren't consulted. Yeah, that's the how it works It's unfortunate to say, but I mean like it's a weird complaint now like this is one of the first things That people should realize do we take everything?

Like people's complaints on online on the internet, like seriously at all? Yeah. Because the complaint is something that's happened for a bazillion years. Yeah, or they're like, it's like while you're dredging up this story again, it goes, yeah, 70 documentaries a year

come out about Jeffrey Dahmer stuff. Yeah. It's insanely. Half of it's a Ted Bundy stuff, but it only happens once a major studio gets involved. When it's like a documentary documentary everyone's cool about it No, there's been three Dumber movies at least there's one with Jeremy Renner. No, but I'm saying when this happens Recently it's been when the big studio puts out the thing like with Ted Bundy when what's his name played it from high school musical

Zach F from and then all of a sudden everyone was like well hold the fuck on we weren't consulted It's like why do you wait till now? They've done much stuff about it. Why are you movies about Ted Bundy? Why are you making a stink about it? Mark Harmon played him once. Oh wow a younger Mark Harmon. That's very fun But yeah from the film summer school But yeah, the I don't know if I'll watch the dommer one, but I heard it was good Floored me was what you watched last night or the night before I couldn't believe they would turn that around the lifetime Oh, dude, LMU petito story

Dude remember the lifetime movie. I mean movie better dude already KD and I were going through the channels and we saw it and we're like and she first and case says that she goes There's no way they got a fucking movie about this already and not only did they have a movie they had a documentary that followed it they had It went like yeah, I'd watch the documentary though for sure Even though I know you have to watch the terrible movie of course I'm gonna watch it without that because they've already made buddy There's a hole that 2020 I told you we watched with the Laurie Valo, the one who like left her husband for like a

religious doomsday prepper and they killed the kids and the guy was a comic. Oh yeah. Her brother brother brother brother. He's a voice a mentalist. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you just stand in comics. They've played some of his comedy in this in the new documentary, but

Netflix just did a three part documentary on the whole thing. And there's a movie coming out about it. So yeah, they move quick, man. They just like, someone dies and they're like, how do we write this? The Gabby Petito one, they just got a lady who looks the same age. Like, it's a family movie. It's fun to make a movie though where there was really no impactful situation. Like, the movie you think, light time's not jumping on board unless there's body somewhere yeah but nothing happened but I do want to be what do you mean the Gabby Petito's she got killed in her boyfriend killed oh oh oh Gabby Petito is the van life people van life people we watch I'm thinking they'd reenact the video that we watched on this show where she's crying and we're like oh fuck got you a Gabby Petito, I'm thinking of...

uh, dipolito. Oh, I would love a dipolito movie. No, no, no, no! That must have sounded crazy to people listening when I was like, yeah, but Gabby Petito, nothing happened. It's a non-event. It's a murder suicide. Murder suicide, dude.

It's a bo- They found his body decomposed in the Florida Everglades. Oh yeah. But then, but then she had the guy try to kill him. What story are we talking about? That's why I think it's just so horrible they made a lifetime movie about it. They tried to run. And by the way, they had to handle it so sensitive that every time they went to

commercial, they were like, one of the actors would be there and be like, if you know anyone that's being used, call this number, it's not okay, and it's like, hey, lifetime, fuck off. Yeah, anyway, we come back to commercial. Let's beat this woman some more. Yeah, the only reason you have a channel is because people get abused. So that's like, you're trying to prevent it.

They're like, oh, I'm starting used to call out Oprah for that all the time when they did the Oprah TV network. Yeah. And he was like, what's that? And her whole thing was like, we're gonna give you, like, we're getting down to real stuff and real stories about real people And then when that was making no money

It's when she went right away to like interviewing the royals Yeah, or or it was like chas bono's gonna whack is dick off finally Dude my favorite was when Oprah was like I got his dick put on I'm starting a magazine and I'll be on every cover I'm on the cover. I'm on the cover if I started starting a magazine and I'll be on every cover. I'm on the cover. I'm on the cover. If I started to de-magazine, it was, oh, oh. Oh, hey, oh, here's me playing in a field. Did she still have an Oprah channel here?

Does it still exist? I don't think so. I don't think so. The big O. Dude, Oprah, what's crazy about Oprah is she could make your fucking life hell if she wanted to She has the resources. She has absolute resources to be like She she can tell one person you're from

50 years old up she could turn the world of 50 in above all against you for sure No, but I'm she can mobilize those communities. There's a lot of powerful people that are over the age of 50 for sure So all I'm saying is she can make one phone call to be like, I don't. President Biden, it's me Oprah. Take care of this little fat motherfucker for me. Yeah. She's like, I was in love with Dan Soder. I kept giving him coffees. Yeah.

He didn't respond to my coffee flirtin'. Now move it. Is it still, is she still on every cover? Hey, look at that water. I went there and drank. Oh, it's hilarious. Jacob, we're gonna start Jacob Magazine and you're gonna, we're gonna start. Jay Magazine? Yeah dude. Big Jay? Well that's, that's BJ Magazine.

I'm really, it's funny. That all came out like I was saying, let's make it my magazine. Yeah. I was saying Jay for Jacob and a big Jay as a thing. It's so funny. That all came out very like, no guys, let's focus more on me please. Jacob, you would have you making a knife, you would have you wrestling a gator. Jacob weekly would be a hell of a magazine. We can get somebody to cover Jacob. Just every when you go to Florida, someone really just cover you like whittling and

my guy's making. You send a photographer with you and then you just come out with your recipes each week. Trying to kill in a guuana with a boomerang. Each week you give a recipe, you give you a favorite episode of television. I'd be into that. Yeah, check it magazine. I think I could fill a magazine. Absolutely you could. Yeah. Doesn't have to be a crazy long magazine. No. We can do lose maybe a monthly. Maybe a monthly. We could do DJ lose Hooch monthly what what's he stepping on this month DJ lose how not to become a victim of gay rape here's your way out of a serial killer's lawyer I'm just the grand prize of a gay competition if you are

Contestant over buddy there is so those guys are still living I still think there's an 8% chance those are the guys who murder you No way you might be in for the long haul they may have had second thoughts two times already Now you're playing hard to get you might be one of their phones is blue ribbons. Yeah, they're white whale for sure Get my harpoon lose at the bar Hey, hey, hey, hey, we're about to go harpoon our white whale You can fight lose got his face down on a shot at the bar And then he hears summer love and come on

He looks over and it's those guys leaning on the jukebox. You want to run it back Our apartment is he goes oh, that's my jam playing this. Oh, Bruce and Chris and Chris as I live in breathe They go by the way little worse stocked and ready to rock because there is booze there this time Because what did you guys you didn't go to Costco and give one of those big big balls? You know it's gonna be funny. It's gonna be funny If funny things when they kill you when he gets back to the place They still didn't have booze. He's always getting lied to Son come on

Heineken zero to. Son, come on. Heineken Zero. Blue, don't get murdered. Maybe if I drink 16 of them or something. Blue, don't get murdered by these people. I don't want to keep reliving this trauma every show. So, all right. Yeah, we can move on.

The way low is the trauma they got you. There it is. The information keeps coming out slowly. It's trickling. They got you. But didn't they? Yeah, but I had to see a gay guy jack off. That was the trauma.

And then you didn't want to see anymore. So you put it in your mouth to hide it. I never had. I? That I had to see a gay guy jack off. That was the trauma. And then you didn't want to see anymore, so you put in your mouth to hide it. I never had to. I never should have had to see it. Yeah, so you just put it inside of your body. It's a picture of chaining, guys. He didn't expose himself to you. I think we have a case.

I think he thought you wanted to see it. I'm not interested in gayness. You looked at it though. Remember you knew how big it was? On my way out the door. black. I would have done that All my black friends would have never done that Blue will drop it. I wish I was gay. I'd blow all of you. Thank you your first take up. Oh You're gonna get that fucking primo top

When we come back we can talk about men exposing themselves in Tony O'Brown again. I think he just has brain damage, dude. He seems brain damaged. Yeah, I don't think it's good. He's really flashes weiner at a pool. Just see the picture. Yeah, he's not playing ball, right? No, he's out. Yeah, they kicked him off the bucks. He left. Remember the Jets game? Oh, yeah, he just walked off the field. He left. Remember in the Jets game. Oh, yeah, he just walked off the He took his pads off and then took a private flight home or took a a flash of dong. There's no one censored though. I looked Well, we'll talk about how we come back. We also got this kids Bob thing. Well, there's no thing. It's just they were here They were in the building today kids Bob

They like the children. Yeah, kidsbop. Like the children? Yeah, so as the kidsbop kids were here. What the Wrangler? Yeah, it's gonna be weird. Who are the kidsbop kids? Yeah, they have to circle them out. You wanna talk to the Wrangler? Oh yeah, you wanna see his weirdness?

Yeah. These are all my babies. I watch them singing nails. I take care of them. They are. Their parents have trusted me to take care of their beautiful bodies. They are my little flowers. I love so. I water them and I watch them grow.

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