The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Mob Adjacent with Jeff & Monica

Episode Date: February 12, 2026

Jeff and Monica get to sit in-studio because they won the Charitybuzz auction last year. They brought with them sandwiches from their deli The Pastrami House in New Jersey. Jacob and Louis give them gifts in return to thank them for being Bonfire fans. | Jay has a problem with the ending of The Man Of Steel movie and Bobby hates it when Joe Pesci tries to act smart. | We all know about Bad Bunny performing at the big game, but what's Kid Rock's competing show going to be like? Jeff Michelson is the author of "Anticipation Day" a science fiction novel available everywhere you get your books! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Cerson and Robert Kelly. We have... Yeah, we have very special, very special guests. Very special guests. They are the owners of the Pistrami House in Morristown, New Jersey. They are the winners of the... What was the contest called? Well, they charity.

He bid and the highest bid, and this is the prize. What was the charity? Was to get... Call her daddy more chairs in their studio? I believe so. Okay, good, good, good. I'm not sure. Call her daddy needed some new stage lights. They could have picked any other show, and he picked ours.

They picked ours. Well, they're trying to have fun. Well, they don't like talk. They like fun. Yeah. You know what I mean? You go over to Radio Andy. No one's going to eat your food over there.

This guy's going to keep their butt holes clear. That's right. For gay sex, Jacob. Yeah. I got you. Oh, I didn't know if you did. Yeah, unless you don't like it clean. You like they call it the old peanut butter and jelly without the jelly.

Oh. It is Jeff and Monica Michelson. Am I saying right, Mickelson? Yes, sir. Michaelson, yeah. Yeah, let me help you in there. Hey, Jacob, I'll do it. You just sit there and eat your food.

Oh, Jacob just had more food than you say. He's got a lump in his belly right now. I've never seen... Let me tell you something. Jacob had bread for the first time since 87. I've been doing a show for two years. I've never seen Jacob happy at the beginning of the show. Let me tell you more of what I don't like about this right here.

I brought in so many delicious. not necessarily healthy for you treats. Yep. And he's, no, he couldn't possibly. Couldn't even take a bite, no way. My stromboli? Oh, world famous stromboli. So good.

What about the, what about the meatballs? My mom's meatballs. Mom's meatballs was so good. What about the time I brought the new sub shop that opened? I brought like 15 subs in. No, this guy decides to wait until a fucking Jewish sandwich day. Fist fuck his mouth. Yeah.

Big fuss, fist, fucking stupid mouth full of meat sandwiches. And you, I went down Thick cut, rye bread I went down there You don't deserve it I go, Jacob's not going to eat Any of he goes Today I am

Today I am Why don't you save up for stromboli day too dick You make me feel You know what I'm going to Caloric deficit for this You make me feel like Nikki Dinky

To Wendy Williams That's how I feel When I bring my treats in for you Oh That hit home It did right Because remember how she treated her I do

The worst That's how I feel That's how you treated me I don't want you to feel You see how we treated? Do you see how we treated Jeff and Monica? We treat them like Jerry O'Connell. We're like, mm-hmm.

You cut this corned beef yourself? Whoa! Where do you get your corning for your beef? You know what? Don't even tell me. It's a special recipe. I don't want to know the secret. The empanada with, what is it?

It's a corned beef empanada. A pastrami impanata. Like I said, pastrami an panada. Don't ever correct me on my show. We'll kick you out of here right now. Well, Bobby. Not you, dude. It was pastrami.

We'll get her out. What if we kicked her out and he stayed? He just shows, he goes, babe, babe, I'll see you at home. Just stop. You were being, you did your part two in there. Yeah, they, yeah, they were a bit much, but you did your thing too. Yeah, it's that Spanish in you. You know, now you're, what kind of Spanish are you?

My family's from Ecuador. Ecuador, okay, and you are Italian? I'm kidding. Close. True as she is. I swear to God, Jay, when I was downstairs, I saw Jacob, talking to these people, I thought they were like, you know, people that worked here, like up in the upper.

And then I walked up and they were like, oh, this is the couple that's bringing all the food. I just expected you to be just a little fatter, a little more dumpier of a couple. How dare you. Thank you. He's got a successful deli. He's got cash. He started getting involved in sex tourism. And he found Monica in whatever fucking hovel she lived it on some goofy island.

That's crazy. Well, hey, Monica, welcome to America. I'm glad he sponsored you. I think if you stay married for like five more years, you don't have to be with him anymore. Then you can go do you want. Get an only fan, do whatever you want. Take half that deli, turn into a taco stand.

Oh, my cheeks. At least it's from laughing this time. What's, uh, so I don't understand you, you, you own this amazing place, and you're, you're both in shape. You both, you're, I mean, dude, You're shredded. You know what? If Jacob took the Captain America drug, that's what he would look like.

They don't get high on their own supply. That's what the secret, dude. I can take my shirt off if you want. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Hang on. Yes, I do. Take it off.

I'm not rich for us. He wanted to, though. You wanted to because you've been working out a lot. He wanted to show us his body. Dude, he wanted to really bad. And this we could say it to her, he goes, ma, yo, Ma, you see when everyone was appreciating my body? I see he calls her mom

You got a nickname A girl you bought Everybody calls me mom except him Mom? Except him Mon Yeah just mine M-O-N

All right What's your last name? He goes what does he call you The answer to that Once We'll call her once That's it Next one's coming with a fist

The last girl The last girl didn't come She has to have a shirt Special Made Remember that movie? What's your last name Your maiden last name? Fabaro

And now your name is? Michaelson. Michaelson. That's not that Jewish, is it? Not really. Jewish. Jewish. Jewish.

Jewish. Jewish. And you're, but I was talking to them earlier, they're not, he, this isn't your main job. Nope. You bought this for her to have some fun during the day. Just to get out of the house, man. Hey, do something.

I've seen her in two years. Now I'm a CPA. Like, this is an investment we made. Yeah. I used to go to this deli every week. It was my place. But do you walk in on the weekends, and your balls out and had cleaning.

that up. What's going on over there? No, complete opposite. I have to take that role. Oh, you do? Hey, Monica, tell your family they didn't clean this place good overnight. And tell the rest of them to finish building my deck. He wouldn't have a home to come to if he's going to me like that. Monica, we can't have all 15 of them living in the basement.

They're all cooking at once. It's hot. Honey, we don't need the extra money from the sweatshop in the basement. Oh, my God. Are these fake Nike's? Oh, dude, that'd be great. Just a fucking deli.

Yeah. CPA. Sumbrero factory in the basement? Yeah. What does that mean? He's a triple threat, Jeff. He's also an author. Oh, you wrote a book, too. We're a fellow authors. We are fellow authors. It's something to be proud.

I did not use AI. I didn't use AI. I didn't use AI. There was no AI when you wrote it. You could read my book. can find misspelled words. Me too. His two.

His two. Really? Really? You didn't edit it? We did. Who edited it? Monica? I don't know if this is the right word.

Hey, tell you're a boyal to read this. Let me know if the words are spelled wrong. There is some Portuguese in it, which I needed her help for. Tut de Ben. Do you speak Portuguese too? No, I understand something. Oh, okay. No, I really don't.

Fluent Spanish, though. Yes. Fluid. Because I've been doing dual-lingal for 317. 18 days. Oh, how's it going for you? See? It's going yes? See, yes. It's going yes.

Very bien. My allegro. What'd you call me? You heard her? It was a hard R. Lou, I am so sorry. This is February, ma'am. Oh, my God. They just come. She's called you the black El Negro. They think they have a little brown. They can get away with it.

It's not, okay? Oh, do I have a little brown? You think I have a little brown? He does. That's a compliment. I mean, I don't know if it's like, I don't know if it's like Fat Joe Brown where you can say the N-word freely, but I don't know. Give it a shot. This is the show.

I think this is the show where you give it a shot. Plug your deli first and your book and then give you a shot. See you later. It's really going to drive deli business, I think. It will for certain people. The Jews show up for a while. Especially now. Let me ask you a question.

Your book, what is it about? Oh, man. So do you ever see The Purge? Yeah. Remember that movie where they give you one day a year to commit a crime? Yeah. So this is not that. But it involves the government giving you one day a year to go into a simulation and lead whatever life you want to lead.

Right. For what feels like up to a year. And you went to South America and got a girl. Close. Really? Wow. There is a story about Brazil and it. But it basically just tells the story about the development of this program and kind of this group of friends that do their simulations on the same day.

Yeah. So it's kind of like five different stories that are basically. on my life. It was fun to write. I don't know if I'd do it again. So is it, the simulations of these things that you wanted to happen or have had, oh, this is getting crazy. The way you wanted to go? Can you shut Monica's air headphones off place real quick?

Yeah, Monica's going to be like, when the hell did you beat up seven guys? No, no, I wanted to. So you're in a whorehouse in Brazil? It's close. So to answer your question, yes. Yes. There's a story about tornado chasing, hockey playing. Going on a Lewis and Clark expedition and going to Brazil.

Really? Which are all things I would love to do. You would love to do? One of them, I bet you did. No comment. Okay. It's not the old tornado chasing if you catch my drift. I don't catch a drift.

What do you mean? It's not the old... What are you saying? I don't get it. You're not supposed to, mon. Your mom. Your mom, how you doing? Hey, so did you really want to...

tornado chase? I did. Really? I went to Penn State for meteorology. Really? You're going to be a weatherman. I was going to be a weatherman. Don't tell me, buddy.

Well, actually, one time. People don't know that, that most weathermen are gay, right? You can say it now. I'm not saying a word. You can say it. Not the women, though. A lot of do people say the tornado is God's dradle. I don't know if it's a lot of people.

It may have just been me making that up right now. But as a Jew, I can say it. You know, black blue, watch him, don't say dradle. You know, Voss is going to get that tattoo of a tornado that looks like a dradle. A drado? Going over Palestine. Oh, my God. Sorry, sorry.

Free Palestine, fuck, ice. God bless America. Give the land back. Go, no. Go birds. Yeah, I don't say that. Free Palestine. I don't say that.

Not this week. Not this week. Why not just they're not playing this week? You can say this week of all weeks. They're playing this week. I'll say it next week. The Eagles aren't playing this week. You say go birds.

Yeah. Yeah, but the Patriots are playing this week. I don't say anything about the Patriots. Yeah? Do you want to make a bet, by the way? Do we want to make a bet that they win, the Super Bowl? Right, yeah. If you could right now name seven players in a team, I'll bet you $3 million.

Ronnie Zip, Michael Chachachow. Man. Ronnie Zip? I accepted. Chachow Chow's where you lost me. If you're going to come up with fucking seven. You only need six, you got Drake May. I know you know him now.

I got drink back. Booty, booty. Oh, dude, that would have been so great. You would have got me. Pachow chow? For sure, definitely wasn't a person. I was thinking of the key appeals sketch. Quantavius.

Quantavius. Quantavis. Quantavis. Bus, train, airplane. So you went to Penn State and you study, and that's why you wanted to chase tornadoes? I did. Anything to get away from that molesting coach. Am I right?

Right. So I was there when he was there. I did see him walking through the locker rooms. Really? How was it? He paid you no mind? Paid me no mind. Wow.

I'm sorry. It wasn't as fit back then. Man, that must have sucked. But that motivated. To find out everyone got invited to the party but you? But that motivated you, you're getting gay in shape. That's right.

You're like perfect gay shape. Dude, he's not wrong. Jerry Sandusky would fuck the shit out of you right now. Oh, dude, you'd get, you'd get, you'd get, he'd probably actually kiss you. Uh, no comment. Probably. Can you get me that tissue right now? I'm a little excited.

Thanks. Oh, there you go. Pastrami and gay sex gets me hot. Yeah, something about those two things do work for you. It's like oysters and wine for some people. So why can't you go tornado? Ma'an, she's, I don't want. I'm really not again.

I don't want you to go because we have to get the pastrami. I'm sorry, she doesn't like that. A tornado killed Superman's dead. That's right. Yeah. Didn't have it. to because he could have saved him. But Kevin Coston went, no. Do you guys have any

superhero kids? Because maybe yours would be less stupid than the actual Superman who wouldn't go save his father from a tornado that was coming. Yeah. He would have been there and back, no one would have seen it. He could have done it with nobody seeing it. Or, I believe, also had a little fair

amount of time to maybe just go try to get him out with his human stuff. Yeah. The tornado wasn't on top of them. He had time to get the dog loose, get the girl out, and then just go. I don't think I'm going to make it. No.

This show is why I realized it's not just me because that scene infuriated me. It made me. I checked out in the movie theater. I started just talking to the dude I was Rob Mayu. I saw that with him. I was so angry. I was like, is this real? He's the angriest. He's the angriest. He's the angriest comment. He could have just went old school and just spun around the world until it went backwards in time. And then the tornado would have been like, you know, maybe 20

miles away. I know. And then went dad. Unnecessary. Yeah, they had to reel the story up somehow. Stupid. It's so dumb. It's so dumb, too. Things like that, it'd make Monica not let Jeff go out and do his fucking tornado hunting.

Yeah, so you're saying... It's a stupid Superman movie. It ruined a lot more than people think. You're saying that the dad was like, hey, I'd rather people not know that you're Superman and grow up without a dad. Yeah. Stupid. It's so stupid.

Stupid. He could have gotten away with... Nobody would have noticed. Nobody was looking at the tornado. They were looking at the tornado. I can't be in part two. I have to play John Dutton. My rate is too high in part two.

It's a little cold out here for me. I want to get to a ranch. I do do a good Kevin Kossner. I do that in my apartment. I'll just do the... Damn, dude. I'd prefer you killed Hookers. I'd prefer you just killed Hookers in your downtown

we find out years later from now. Then just practice Kevin tosser things to yourself. Well, I just told, for the radio listeners, I just told Collel not to save me with hand gestures. Yeah. Yeah, actually, let me see it again. Hang on, wait for the music. Go.

No. He was like, Dad, I could probably just get over there. Just with regular jog or a white jog. Hey, Dad, everybody's up under the bridge. They can't even see me do this. Okay, all right, cool. I love you, man. Oh, you're not my real dad.

I'm going to peacefully blow away in a tornado now. Bye. Bye. And they never have somebody in a tornado, like in a real thing. Like, you know what I mean? No, it just covers him up. No, he just disappears. He vanishes.

I want to see a car door just take his head off. Am I remembering correctly that the new Superman story they're telling is that he was sent here to destroy Earth and, like, take over and beat her mean god? I was so offended. I didn't see it. Yeah, well, they're ill's evil or something. No, no, no, no. They sent, he had only a snippet of what the parents said, and he lived his whole life. I love it.

Can I say something? No, he's still holding out of the car. The tornado's not close enough that his hair's whipping around. Well, wait a minute. Jay, if they whipped her, it's a wig. That will fly right off. My point is, it's been windier in New York this week than what's happening here. His collar isn't flipping up.

Just go now! Go now! This is the most peaceful tornado death fall back. Wait, man. Rewind. Superman could have gone, made a scarecrow. flown it in, picked up Kevin Costner, got him out of there, and replaced it with a scarecrow, before anybody saw!

He could bring Kevin Costner to Costa Rica. Right now, right now, right now, right now, now, now he's just gone. Now it's too late. And I'll be honest with you, it's still not too late, because now you are, you have to use Superman powers. Yeah. All right, so the local hillbillies have Superman powers. I'd say, save your dad and just fucking heat vision the rest of those people dead. It's not.

You can't do that. You can't kill everybody. That's a different superhero. No. Just those one, no witnesses. Yeah. But then people might know a secret no one cares about. Hey, Clark Kent's Superman.

Who's Clark Kent? He's a writer for a newspaper. Oh, okay. Yeah, whatever. Why do you have to hide that so much? This is what sucks, too, is all the new, the Superman thing where they don't know it's Superman, is the most annoying part of Superman

that he just puts a pair of goofy glasses on No, they try to explain that too How? The new one did a thing Where it's like the glasses do something like The people aren't seeing what we see What? Idea, I think What?

Like he looks different to people Like there's something about There's an actual thing with those glasses There's like magic? I'm thinking the new one, right? There's magic? Christine, back me up Monica would back him up

I'm looking at up I gotta go find a chicken Oh, yeah, hypno glasses. I got to bring a girl back from another country so she could appreciate the American, the American fineries that I bring. No, these California bitches just are entitled. Monica's like, I'm so glad for heat.

Yeah, she can't believe it. Indoor plumbing. Yeah. She has a share of bed with a fucking goat or something. Yeah, she's so excited. All these things are different. Every once in a while he has to bring a goat in because she can't sleep.

Yeah. Can not sleep? Wake up, kids, middle of the night, soccer practice. Hypno glasses. made from cryptonian materials. See what I mean? Her alarm clock is, bah. His face appears different,

specifically blockier or frail. Whatever, that's horseshit. It's a bad explanation to just do quick. It goes, oh, the glasses are hypnoglasses. No, I have a spaceship, but I have meta-glasses that make people fuck off. Stupid. I've got screwy vision. And if the glasses were from Krypton, they'd have an S on them.

That's right. Yeah. Everything there. One thing about Krypton. heavy branding. Very heavy. Although for some reason the branding seems wrong

because it's an S versus a K. Yeah, but that means hope. That means hope. It doesn't mean super. They explain that to. It means Superman. No, in the new Superman. In the old one they did.

In the new Superman, no, the one before this, it's not an S. It means hope where I'm from. He's trying to bang a little slain. You accept everything that is told to you. That was it is what's earlier today in this Fah argument.

Call it foe all you want. It's spelled foe, unfortunately. And that is an S. And an S has never meant hope and anything. It means... Or Superman, if it's on the chest of a guy named Superman. It means hope at Krypton. An S is a different thing.

Wow, wow, wow. What a super convenient thing. That's a symbol for hope also is the first letter of the name of the person. Superman. No, Lois name named him Superman because of the S. And he was like, hey, bitch. you're wrong. It means hope. Just to let you know FYI, where I'm

from, it's hope. You can call me Superman whatever you want. I don't give a shit, because I'm going to fuck the shit out of you anyways. But, it means, all right there. Listen, here you go. That's the oldest thing I remember seeing in a Playboy magazine when I was a kid, like the cartoon that was in the back of the center of, was a picture

of Superman, like, like, talking to a, I think he's like talking to a cop. And it's like a woman in bed and, like, the top of her head is like blown off from like, it was Like his come just shot through the top of her head. I was like, jeez. Yeah, here you go. It is, though.

No, it's not. Hang on. He's going to explain it in crypto turns. It is, though. It's not. Listen. Yes. You'll hear it's an S.

Yep. Yeah, you're her, I'm Superman. Nope. That's not an analogy. Yeah, in this world. Yeah, you're like in this world. Well, then hold my hand and fly me around the city. I can't. I have kryptonite my pocket.

You're Superman and I'm a fucking stupid Lois Lane, I guess. Pastrami is my kryptonite. I can't fly right now for the next hour and a half. I'm not abiding by the Superman. I've jumped on to the newer, even lesser known actor Superman that keep doing. I mean, they really do. You know they should give it to who originally wanted it, Nicholas Cage. He did all the stuff, all the test screens. Yeah, he was going to be the long-haired, cool Superman. He was going to fight, like, the giant spider. Yeah. I saw a thing that the giant spider he was supposed to fight in that movie they were going to use is what got repurposed.

And I guess I never saw this movie, but there's a giant spider in Wad Wild West. I saw it. And that was supposed to be the bad thing. That was the villain in the Superman movie. Dude, that would have sucked. It was steampunk. It was like, the legs would move and you had S. Well, maybe it was different when it was on Krypton.

They're going to use Steam Punkton. Punk? Wasn't Kevin Smith supposed to direct it too? That was a good one. Give it up. I didn't hear he said. That's what the S stands for.

Team punk. That'd be funny. Can I ask Jeff's a question? Of course. Jeff, you could have picked any show. That's my second question. What do you think about Billy Alice? Was she right or wrong?

Quick go. Who's Billy Irish? All right. Good answer. What do you think? Trump third term? Go. He didn't are in this third term.

All right. Dave Smith, funny or not? No funny. What? No, I didn't mean you to answer it. He's hilarious. It's fucking, Jesus Christ.

That was terrible. I'm going to put a pickle in my mouth. Put a pickle on your mouth, Bobby. Jeff. That's a full sour. It's a full sour. What does that mean? I don't know.

It just is, though. I don't know Jew terms. What does that mean? It's the more delicious of the two, I would always say. It's more acidic. Yeah. Yeah, the other one's closer to a cucumber. That's what Dave Smith says about Jewish people.

Closer to cucumbers? A little more acidic. Oh, I think you're saying closer to cucumbers. I'm like, hmm, are they? That is really good. Good pickle. Crunch it on the microphone. Bobby, Jacob loves this.

Yeah. Bobby, let me ask you a question first. Yeah, well, there's a lot of questions. Bobby, a couple quick questions for you real quick. Well, Jeff, you could have gone, you could have picked Sam. You could have picked Ron Bennington. You could have picked, oh, God. That's all the shows.

What am I blanking? Eddie Trunk. Damn, Jacob. Why us? explain why we're the best I hate Jacobs 1868 interviewing Dick Cavett Skitts

You want to smoke a cigarette Why you do this? I want to hear some Talk to me Why do we beat out everyone in your eyes It wasn't me It was Monica So she got this as a holiday present

For me Really? We were in the car Yeah Chris McCah We were in the car Listen to radio The charity buzz thing came on She's like

Oh this is pretty cool What shows do you listen to? I'm like Sam Roberts and the Bajar. I don't know if you know Sam Roberts. Yeah, we do. I met him when he was an intern for O'B&M guy. And he slowly took down the whole channel until it was his.

His whole, it's like Game of Thrones. He goes, the guy who won coming into Sam Roberts show, him to Maserati dealership gave everybody Maserati's. Sandwiches are good, though. Yeah, exactly. I like sandwiches. I like sandwiches more like Maseratis. I love a potato pancake.

Thanks for bringing the applesauce. Where's the sour cream? I brought it. Oh, you did. You're awesome. Somebody did spend like a gazillion dollars on Sam. Hey, do you know that, really? Did they?

What was he up to? I don't remember. It was up there. Like what? 41? $4,500. $4,500? I think he was $45,000.

That's not a lot. Can't afford that. All right. That's not a lot. Guys only got three jobs. You know what? I bet it was opi. If I was obie,

would have paid it all and I get to come in studio. I like to think there's some shenanigans going on there. What do you mean? I just feel like we're the best. I like that. I like that confidence. I like that too. Why I like that too? Why don't you say it again?

So Sam's flim flamming over there a little bit. Pull a little flimflam move, you think? You think he patted somebody's money to get in there? I'm not saying anything. You think he called the Vince movie? I said, I got photos. I think it's something to do with WW. Ooh.

You think Triple H dropped it down? He's got connections there. They got some cash there. He's got two universes. He lives in the Sirius XM, and he's got the WWE, and he is way more famous than the WW. We'll get to the bottom of this. What a Ray Mysterio we have in front of us.

You see what I did there? He's a wrestler. Yeah. And if we find something aloof, he'll get a smackdown. Ooh. I love that. I'll hit his ass raw. Ooh. What?

Sorry. Sorry, bad, man. That took a weird change. It's getting a little weird. I'm going to lick his ass. I think Bobby just threatened to have sex with the person who got Sam Roberts. Oh, I've wanted to have sex with Sam a long time ago. Not now.

Young Sam with the afro when he looked like some type of anime. Got to be able to grab on something. As you collapse chest on his back and the top of your heads look like a fucking baby's ass. I guarantee he has like some weird, like, third nipple somewhere. Find it. Maybe I did. Hey, there's only one way to know, dude. Got to find that shit.

Hey, you realize that you could have just brought this food in and came on the show, right? Is that an open invitation? I'll bring food in here all the time. It'd be funny if he's here every week. I mean, you're bringing sandwich spread. It'd be hard to say you can't come in. No, I mean, drop it off. Jacob's like, guys, come on it.

The only way do we keep Jacob smiling is food? No, I'm going to use this. I said, this is good for me because I'm out there. If I took a football party or something. Is it near you? Mars town's not far. That's not that. I have a couple of clients in Wayne, so we do go to Wayne.

You deliver? Mm-hmm. What about Cotona? We'll go up there. I can't believe we don't have... I think it's illegal to bring this across international or state lines. International. Yeah, don't take this to Canada.

You definitely can't take it. Unless you're rich Vos. That's true. No, we were talking earlier. They have nothing in Cotona like this. They have no nothing. Oh, no juice. It's all.

Jews. That's not what you told me. Oh, maybe. He said it's all Ryan Reynolds types. Yeah, which is the elite white. Yeah, the Ryan Gooslings. And what's her name? The lady we interviewed from Martha Stewart. Edie Falco. Yeah, you're right. I guess there is a few Jews. Not a lot.

Damn, that's Ardsley. Ardsley has a lot of Jews. Ardsley, a lot of Jews. And they do have a place there. I get it now. Where there's a deli? There's the Jews. Where's there a potato pancake? Bobby, you're a movie nerd. Am I?

Yeah. Okay. Is this a fair statement? We were watching a little thing yesterday about Goodfellas, like 15 facts you know about Goodfellas. Yeah. And Christine said, oh, Goodfellas. It's so funny, I'm not in the Mafia movies.

Neither am I really, but that's one of my favorite movies. It was so good. Yeah, that and Casino. And my assessment would be, I think Casinos, it's more fun to watch, but good. Fellas is a better movie probably. I don't know. Casino's like a good,

Piscino's a more fun flick. There's more fun in that movie. Yeah, I mean, I would say so. I think Casino is, if Goodfellow was A, casino's a B. B? A minus. It's maybe an A minus.

Okay, an A minus, but there's something missing in casino that Goodfellas had. Story was. The story was just so much better. It went from when they were younger all the way to the end. And Casino was... Debbie Mazar's weird little boy body. That's weird. And Joe Pesci and that, too, like, hooking up with...

I just didn't buy it. You know what I mean? Hooked up with Sharon Stone. She was a junkie whore. Yeah. Yeah, but... A hot one. Just hot.

Not at that point. Not when she was sucking his dick. She had that fucking little mom buffoon hair. She was smoking hot. She did it for me. Really? When she was all... No, no.

When she was young, for sure. When she became James Woods' coke whore. who sucked off Joe Pesci. She was a mess. There was only, I think, one or two good murder scenes in that. What? It was the one with the pen at the beginning, which was awesome. When the guy, hey, excuse me, is your pen?

He was like, yeah, fuck. And I told the Niro to beat it. And then Pesci just came over and took the pen and stuck it in the guy's neck. Which I would love for you to do. He squeezed the guy's eyeball out in that one? If Jacob ever disrespects me again on air, I would like. you to do that to him. What kind of people?

You fucking disrespect my fucking bear bear. Do you? That's pretty good. I know, you know. I'll tell you one of the facts. I'll tell you the facts. I was impressed. What the fuck, Monica?

Show your face. All right when I'm talking. This is men. I'll tell you what I didn't like. I was in character. That was good. That's different. No, it's different.

That really is just the character. This fucking brother. This fucking guy. You know what I mean? Grab her by the fucking elbow. Tell her to shut the fuck up and fucking get you out of the fucking studio. Yeah, you make a good empanada, but that's about it.

You fucking. Motherfucking. Christine, what the fuck are you looking at? Take care of you. You got a little chip monkey at that. Yeah, I did. Christmas, Christmas time is here.

Hell then. Marshmellio! I did fall out of character. Because I went too long and I hit it and then I went a couple more. It's kind of like my set this weekend in Denver. Joe Pesci, what I didn't like in those 15 things you didn't know

was like he wanted to do a lot of improvving in the movie so he can bring his personal mafia experience to the to the movie like shut up personal mafia experience no he was he wasn't in the mob but he was a mob adjacent absolutely

yeah hang on a second I don't know that for a fact I've always just wanted to say adjacent adjacent I believe in a sentence and by the way it was good thanks you used it right I don't think it's true though

I think you can look that up Christine hurry I mean the fuck up I always heard they they did not improv improvise on that movie. They stuck to the script, aside from maybe one scene. I'm pretty sure Pesci could improvise.

No, they said, this thing said that, and you could see it in the background, like the actual actors. They said you can see when he's doing the funny how, the funny how scene. Look what it says.

It says it. Mob adjacent, dude was upbringing and personal connections, which is like, you lived in the neighborhood. No, no. There's people, there's people who are close to that.

I mean, when I worked at an Italian restaurant I'm in the mob and home alone. I knew a lot. There was a lot of guys that would come in that I would have to wait on where I'd get a little pep talk before I waited on that table. Let me tell you,

so you just got out of fat, you know, make sure you do, and don't be taught. And I, all right, you know what I mean? There was a lot of Joe the Barber. That's a difficult table to take. You know what I mean? There was a lot of mob adjacent,

not that I was, but the people that work there were. So that's a thing. I'm in the mafia, and I'm also in that Harvard movie with fucking Brendan Frazier. The worst performance of him When he gave the speech at the end It was like a weird Joe Pesci

But he was pronouncing his orrs or something It was like smart Joe Pessy Which sucked What movie is that? Honors With honors With honors His speech in that

Fucking sucks You never saw it with honors dude Well you don't want to see a mob adjacent Homeless guy on Harvard But he's actually a genius But he pronounces He pronounces his words so he sounds smarter.

He's a homeless guy. But he pronounces his words. Yeah. And it's just Joe Pesci pronouncing the word, like over-pronouncing it. They cleaned him up. They got them all together. And then he killed again.

That Brandon Fraser's real hair? At the time. At the time, he had hair. He'd always look like he had mange. And McSteamy. Oh, this right here. Yeah. Yeah.

Gets him talking. Brandon Fraser was a hottie-a-tatty. Remember? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, when he had those little doll eyes. Yeah, school ties. I watched that as a kid.

That was a great movie. And that's when you said you were going to get yourself a tough Jew. I walked into that one. I mean, right in the face. Wow. Probably, I mean, one of the funniest things said. I'm going to find my tough Jew one day. That was the funniest thing I've heard in three months.

Your timing, your kidding, your patient, your tone. That was really good. This is the Happy music End of the three minute little later This is when they're all walking down the street And they all turn back And it freezes on them happy

Something like that I miss those days I miss movies when you didn't have to think Oh I thought you mean when guys can sing gay And it wasn't considered gay yet I miss when it was all white guys in a movie This is a guy I'm sorry

I didn't mean to say that I'm glad that Spanish people are in movies now I don't believe you I glad that Spanish people are in the movies now. As long as they don't want awards. They're taking over music. They're taking over my American Super Bowl halftime. Now I've got to watch Kid Rock and fucking Dierks Bentley or the fuck's over.

The fuck's doing it. It's always going to be Kid Rock, of course. It's like Kid Rock fucking Boon Tootin, Rootin' Tutting, fucking. They're doing a side halftime show. Yeah. Right? Yeah, for the, uh, why don't I can't remember the name of this company? Turning Point U.S.

Turning Point U.S. It's your boy. Was. Who? Charlie Kirk? No, no, no. Oh, yeah. I thought you talked about him.

No. Who's my boy? Kid Rock. Joe Rogan? Kid Rock? No, I said. Kid Rock. So, the show.

Yeah. He's the only name I knew on there, really. And it's a cult something. It's, she keeps showing a bunch of country arts. The people that want you to really be upset about it, too, really do they put pictures of them up. It's like, me. Good family fun. You get fucking kid rock.

I mean, you know, I don't, just watch the dumb Super Bowl. Half time. Who gives a shit? Well, just watch both eventually. It's all that's going to happen. Why would I not watch the bat? I don't know. Are you going to go over to Kid Rock?

Are you going to stay at the Super Bowl? Do you don't even know how to go over to the Kid Rock thing? Is that on my laptop or my phone? No, you have to say three Al-Fathers and two Hameris. Oh, okay. And then it just appears on your screen. Okay. Okay.

Sorry. And one, a moti. Yeah. You do know Jewish culture. I had a Jewish foster father for three years. That's right. Yeah, that's right. Amotzi Lech.

Do the Amotee. How's it go? Mingah hearts. But how's it go? How's the whole thing? Baruchata. Baruchata. Alohanahalam. Al-Halam.

Ashire. Kishishanu. Akianashano. Ben-It's not so tough. I only know. It stops when it gets to my Jewish name. Can you do the Goyam version, not the long version? My mom would be so happy right now.

I still only know it's up to my name. A share. A share. A share what? That's my Jewish. You tell you where you don't share. Hebrew name. Pistrami.

Yeah. Pistrami. The All-American halftime. It's going to be on this. Is it free? It's on YouTube. Oh, thank God. So celebrating faith, family, what?

Faith, family, and freedom. Oh, fuck. Now, do you think this is going to be... Who's going to be more entertaining? All it take for me, though, is if you just add celebrating faith, family, freedom, and go birds, I'd watch. I'd watch that first. What do you think is going to be more entertaining?

This one or the... Entertaining? Bad bunny. Bad bunny. Bad bunny, right? Entertainment. Music lead because I just like Kid Rock more than Bad Bunny. I don't know anything about Bad Bunny.

Musically is pretty terrible to me. If I was Bad Bunny, I would just go, I would just double down, come out in a sundress, and just make out with dudes. Is he performing in a dress? There was a rumor going around that he's, you know... Oh, that would be hilarious. He's going to wear a dress. Just wear a dress and just stop making it.

Just make out with every dude on stage. The son of a bitch, I mean, he's got a fantastic personality. He really does. For a guy who's music, I don't know. or give, I don't care about it at all. If they play it, I'm like, this is never going to be my thing. But he's so likable.

And like what he's, I said, S&L, man, that show really will humanize a person, though, because you just get him, he made fun of himself doing the Super Bowl and people being mad about it. He just,

seems like a good spirited guy. I thought that Justin Timberlake thing, same thing where you're like, God damn it, you want to hate Justin Timberlake. You're like, son of a bitch is charming and funny. I thought the bit they did on SNL

on the Grammys with him was pretty funny with Trevor Noah and him. That was all right. I thought it was going to bomb, and then they saved it, and then he, you know what I mean? Where he kept saying he couldn't perform? Yeah. That thing? Yeah.

He was cool. He's a cool guy. Good looking guy, too. Good looking enough to pull off that horrible, I don't know what that fucking dumb hair is. His hair is horrific. He's wearing a Gilligan's Island hat. Grow it longer or cut it shorter, but whatever's happening right now, I don't appreciate it. Oh, he's wearing Jacques Marie's.

Is he now? Hmm. Ah, come on. Oh, dude. That's sexiest shit. Thank you. Monica's slipping off a chair right now. So am I.

You know, I didn't like him at first, but the new album or the one that is the most popular, I actually listen to it in the car, and it's pretty good for me. Like what I liked in terms of the music and the actual real music. Now, when you hear it and you translate in your head, are you hearing it?

He goes, I like a girl who is pretty. Like, you translate it actually like the way it said. I like the girl who is white. I like the guy or the night. She will get him. my car that is black. He's gay, right, or bisexual? Huh?

I think he's gay. Wasn't he dating that really pretty Kardashian girl? Is he gay? Am I crazy? I never heard a word about him being gay or bisexual. Oh, that was just my thoughts. That was your hopes. Sorry.

White guys think sexy's gay. Guys, I'm drunk on pickles. Sorry, there's a lot of acid nose. You went with the full showers. I told you to slow down. I told you were going to fuck up. I thought he was gay. You wanted to be.

Oh, because he's a dress. People are calling him because he was in a dress, which I would love to be able to wear dresses. He performed in a dress? I think so. I think he was just trying to prove a point, like, who cares if you wear a dress or not? Your father? Your Spanish father? He's like, no, my son, no more.

Any black person you meet? Yeah, yeah. I'm convinced that guy, uh, Harry Stiles, he just, he dresses in a dress now because I think he just, to give himself a handicap. He doesn't know any black people. No black people. He dates really pretty girls. That's what I'm saying.

And those girls don't. No, any black people either. I think he just said I'm going to try and see if this puts a dent and... Can I hear a little bit of this? Is he wearing brown face? Because I'll tell you this right now. I'm not okay with that. He may have just fucked up with me half time.

Yeah, there we go. Kid Rock half time. Yeah. Football. Fucking America. America. Does he wear a MAGA hat? I hope so.

I tell you what, I love that they busted in all Nashville on Broadway. Fucking ICE just busted and started arresting all. all the illegals at work that work in Rock's fucking bar did they? Yes. I think he gave a heads out. Then he gets shit because he gave like

for his worker he gave like a heads up and I think some of them got out of there because they weren't coming. So he's like he sold his own or didn't sell his own. He sold his own belief system out by getting his Mexican people and going get out here.

We really need to slow down because I don't want to be eating shitty food cooked by white kids. Oh my God. You know what I mean? Not give a shit white teenagers. I don't want some Italian guy to have to get his old nana out of the kitchen. I know the one to go back.

I'm all the have a throughout this. When you were younger, you can see this happen. I remember, like, a girl who we knew family, pizzeria in the area, Italian family. The food was so good when they opened up. Yeah. And you just, but I knew the girl who was going to, one day, it would be all hers. And you're like, this is not the place. It doesn't even exist anymore that place.

It's not even there anymore. The parents were like, we leave this to you. I go, she's not going to be the one to do it. That's that dad getting up every day in brick-ovening pizza or whatever. The daughter was always there reluctantly. It wasn't like she knew how to make a great stromboli. Oh, who's it? Brantley Gilbert, don't know what else.

I want to know these other people who are who are very willing to do it. Country. Why wouldn't what's her face do it? She ain't fats no more. daughter who's Lainnie Wilson was the one that was on Yellowstone oh yeah with the big dumper not anymore she's bony thin I don't like it I don't like it either I don't think she looks better I think she actually looks worse remember they were do you remember there was giant pictures of her like fathead what are they called the fat heads that were

all over the wall the Airbnb we had in Nashville was like Lini Wilson fat heads all over the wall is a real choice and then and then and then every record player had like a Laney Wilson record like set on it. It was always like, are you trying to make sure I like Laney Wilson? That was a great Airbnb. That was a good Airbnb, actually. Is this her song? Let me hear it. Is this her?

It's a guy. Oh. The guy, Brantley, Gilbert. Okay. I have no idea who that is. Yeah, this is not going to be that exciting. This is not the song that's going to really hit. Maybe. Maybe that part. Well, yeah, it really has.

A country though has gone to a good level of like the tatted up, what you're gonna call it now. But here's the thing. This guy has a tattoo. Got a lot of tattoos. He's muscular and he's all tied up in a bunch of chains. A mohaw. Just because you can't get one. Bobby.

It's a grift. We've talked about it. Country music is too easy to do. I promise you. Me and you, combined talents. We can make country songs that would chart. This has been done by comics before. This has been done by comic.

Remember Jessica and Michelle Singleton? You know her? Uh-uh. Jessica is a comic. You don't know Jessica? I probably do. Ari's adopted daughter. It's Ari's legally adopted daughter?

I only keep five comics in my head at a time. Well, you know that Ari adopted a girl. Who are you? I'm Jay. Oh, yeah. Okay. Ari adopted a girl. He what?

He adopted a girl years ago. I didn't know that. Jessica, that's his daughter. That's his actual daughter. What the fuck are you guys telling me right now? It's 100% true. No. On my life.

Yes. What? Why did she need adopting? She did. They just did it. They just is a bit. I get it. The fuck is wrong with him.

I was going to marry Lewis, but I was still married. You're not now. I would get it. Strong chance out you can talk me to marry him Lewis. I'd rather talk you into marrying Christine first. That's not as funny. I know. It is to us.

It's kind of funny at this point. Yeah, well, it would be funny to everybody else. We'd all be doing it. He fucking married him. What a dumbass. Nobody thought that was going to happen. That's crazy. But Jessica, like, charted in.

in country music, because you just said, I'll do a country song. Can I hear it? Sure. I'd love to hear it. Is it good? Is any of it? I love country.

You know that. You don't, though. I hate when you do that to me. When you say you don't. You don't like, you talk. You talk like the voice in my head. I know. And I don't like it.

I am the voice in your head. You're trying to become a thing, and country music is part of it to you goes, but I was like, well, I want to listen to the music that makes sense to go with my brand new wool, denim, wool in the inside, denim on the outside jacket, my work gloves,

and the logs that I'm going to move around. You want to do man stuff? When I go up country, I become, in the summer, I'm country. And from September until April, I'm disco. Do you mean like Beyonce country or? No, that's not country. No, it is what he means.

That is what he means. No, it is not. I am talking, dude, I'm talking. We're talking to an old school outlaw country? I love Johnny Cash. It's not you know what you don't listen to Johnny Cash. Yes, I do. That's how you're doing.

I do listen to Johnny Cash. You're listening to Jelly Roll? You're listening to Jelly Roll? I love Jelly Roll. I know. I like a couple of the songs. Well, you went from loving him to now liking a couple songs. I love him.

I love, you don't like his songs? Well, I'm not like country music. I do. I listen to a few of his songs I love. That album you came out, I listened to the whole thing. Which one? The one with the church. Oh.

Right? Yeah, sure. Who's this? This is the song. Yeah, Jessica. Now I need whiskey. Oh, she called herself. I'm normally wild, yeah.

Is that what she named herself? I don't know if it's too. It says Jessica and Michelle Singleton Times. Okay. Yeah. Not merit. Generated by typing each line of the song into an AI video maker that's in beta. Make it sense to me.

Good movie. You got that truck. Yeah. Kick it up. Your country Not a lot of jobs around Bobby we could do this We should do it

This takes nothing Let's do it Yeah But if we chart Who gives the speech at the Gramies This is what's underrepresented Okay Lil Nas X

Turn the R&B We're upside down on its head With overt, aggressively gay activities on stage Okay Let's do that to country Great. Perfect. You're going to have to change your look, though. Remember, remember all the things you said, all the things?

You said those two Russian girls that would just French kiss all the time when they were making music. We'll be that to crunch music. We never play the guitars. We almost play the guitars, and we start singing to each other, and then we just part putting the guitars behind our backs, and then we almost. And then by the end, we just start heavy French and then it starts pouring water on us. You can call a country without the O. Yes. Yes.

I love that. Outlaw country. You're going to have to change your look, though. Why? Because they're going to think you're jelly roll. Oh, shit. Yep. They are going to think I'm jelly roll.

Yeah, he got skinny, dude. Not enough face tattoos. Jelly roll got skinny, man. You got the same teeth, the same torso. His teeth are crazy. I think he got 64 put in. Did he? Yeah, instead of 32.

They doubled up. Yeah, dude. His smile comes out of his mouth. He goes, I don't know, man. I don't know, man. It comes out. They ask him, then they ask him something, and he goes, What do you think about all this war and stuff going on in politics?

He was like, oh, man, the hell of the man, I don't know, my. What he's supposed to say? That's smart. He's good, he don't throw his hat in any of that shit. I was thinking, was that talking to the other day, I was saying, really impressive. Someone who was really never, through his whole career, got mixed up in any political shit in any way. Kev, Kevin Hart's really done a good job, but like, he's never been mixed up in a political thing.

She loves Kevin Hart. Yeah? I do. Someone to smell my fingers? No, I do. Oh, then here. But he was never mixed up in anything like that. No, just getting behind anybody or being at some, he's never like campaigned for someone or did any even commercial.

He just never did it and always stayed like wildly famous. Yeah, he doesn't do, he doesn't go on podcasts and talk about shit like that. But he did the thing Where he went from comedy to Famous And when you go He went actor famous And when you're actor famous

They kind of shut it down No, I think they ask you Fucking all that shit They take me all the time At this point Think about the interviews And stuff It's always like

Oh the movie and it's all that's horses shit Yeah but they try to get I mean now you watch like Like Schultz is like a comedy podcast And now when it comes on It comes with breaking news Donald Trump just says It's like a news report

Yeah Everyone welcome Andrew Shult on Flagrant 2. Now this is breaking in here. Oh my God, this is just breaking. More news breaking coming in. The CIA just released more Epstein. Yeah. It's like news.

Yeah, we somewhere along the line, we decided that what we think matters. And it stinks. And then Stavro's show is telling people that it sucks to be into politics while he talks about politics the other way. He's like, God, all these comics, they just love Trump and his stupid bullshit. This is the other direction of it. It's like, how about you guys? You know the problem with all these comedians, all these podcasters that they don't have?

They don't have a Puerto Rican friend as willing to get in the street fights well in those 40s talk about. That's what we need to talk about. Yeah. Crazy things happen in the world that's fun and funny. Your Puerto Rican friend, getting into a fist fight in the streets of Texas.

Well, I don't want to talk about, fucking deep state politics. Fulfilling his destiny is what it was. Absolutely. Filling his death, putting street justice out there for everybody. He has to. Well, his father, as we all know, his father died in the beat at knife fight.

Supposedly. I think he's still alive. No, no, no. I think he's still alive and owns a comedy club in Arkansas. Confirmed dead, dude. After the beat at night fight, Michael Jackson was only there for four minutes of that video. And eventually he leaves, and it's an unstable thing. It's a lot of times, like when we invaded country and then leave it unstable.

You know what I mean? He left the beat at knife fight unstable. You think just because those guys came together in harmonic dance, as soon as you leave, they're not going to remember what they were? were fucking taped to wrist, strapped to each other knife fighting to the deathboard? I blame Prince. Prince was supposed to be in that video

and it was too gay for him, so he backed out. If he had stayed, they would have just wound up having sex at the end. They probably would have had sex. And Lewis's father would still be alive. But then we wouldn't have his book. And we all know. That's going to be a good shitter read.

It's a great shitter read, especially the Ford. He goes, and that's when I killed my turtles. Oh, boy. Remember where the chapter where he kills his turtles? I'm like, should you write about this? The best one was the rollerblading on 9-11 over the, to get home to see his girlfriend.

He literally rollerblading from the dust of the buildings falling. It was when he said, he goes, Louis J. Gomez, we're a book we're talking about here, when he said, I was sitting there on 9-11 alone in a hotel room, so sad and distraught because my girlfriend had to go back to see her family. It's like, that's what Tim Dillon was like, That's what you're distraught about? There's people being pulled out of rubble.

But he did. He rollerbladed from Manhattan back over... To Rockland. To Rockland County. Over the George Washington Bridge to get home to see. Remember the AI video? Somebody made of it? So funny.

I did see it. Do you have that, Christine? The AI video, it's easy to find. It's Lewis wearing mascara or he's wearing eyeliner. Oh, yeah. He's like, oh, I got to get out of. Oh, God, 9-11. It was on Sora.

Oh, while she was on mascara. finds that also I know happen to know there are crew that's right Jeff Monica it's a big day for you guys you brought treats but some treats were brought for you everybody a couple of the crew brought some gifts for you guys that they like to present to you oh is this that's that's not it either that's pretty funny also yeah there's the one we're wearing that's not even line 9-11 that was who would like to go first that was the molasses disaster in Boston

Jacob would like to go first yeah I'll go last yeah that Lou should go last. Worship Black Lou go. Tell them, what are you guys doing right now? They have presents. They appreciate what the... Oh, dang. Because Jeff and Monica are fans of ours,

we'd like to thank them back for coming in and giving us food. Thank you. That's how nice of you. Well, I had written it was just because Jeff was on the... I wrote... Real quick. Real quick.

Before you give it, Monica, it's for Jeff. Go ahead. This is for Jeff, but it's for... Wow. Wow, that's shitty, dude. What does that say? You don't like Spanish people, right? I love Spanish people.

Jacob hates them. I like you more than Jeff. Jacob's family's in Florida, so he thinks there's too many. Jeff's kind of a dud on the mic. I'm kidding. Only in bed. Jeff, you're a champion like Joey 22. Jacob.

Picture of Joey Lugano and me. And you. Wow. That's so cool. Thank you. You got to frame that and put in the shop. We definitely will. We will.

If it comes by, absolutely. That's so cool. Behind the counter, so nobody tries to steal it. That's so cool. Can I see it? I do have for both of you. Unfortunately, these are a batat family. This is campaign.

It's a batot brand. Well, they're heirlooms now. That's his last name. I mean, you could, yeah, that's our. Sort of like you own the pastrami house. We own this. Oh, that's cool. Those are antiques now, though.

The company has been dissolved. These might be three years old, so I can't vouch for the flavor because they were in my desk. All right. Look at the studio dirty. I think the company was dissolved because we had a fight on air about it. No, no, the company's still around. Is it? Yeah.

Oh, shit. Sorry. Thank you. Campaign's delicious. And that's aged. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if it's aged as well. No, no, no, no, don't open that in here.

Put it on ice. Yeah. And like I said, if it's off, it's because it was three years old. No. Hey, guys, here's possible botulism. But you can always just not open it. Oh, Monica. Monica, does Jeff hit you?

Cheers. She's like, she gets me. What are you talking about? Yeah, she? You liked it. Fri. That was very sweet to you, Jacob. Thank you.

It's very nice of you. Thank you. I will definitely try it tonight. These are the mimosas, but I do have one of the last remaining cans of the, what's the one? The flavor. You liked. It's a family company. It's been a while for me.

I don't remember. There's peach, and there was like the wine-flavored one. Sasparilla. Yeah, that one is like a bottle of wine in a can. That's all. Oh, that's really cool. You and Monica want to have a nice night. Nice.

I'll give you one of those. Give it to my 16-year-old. Nice and loose. You get your 16-year-old. Don't do that. That's awesome. If they say it's the Zima of today. That's right.

He's all enough to drink. There you go. You guys had this? No. My favorite's date rate raspberry. I'll have that one, please. That was the Epstein Island. That was the drink on Epstein.

The Epstein Island, Rose. Yes. Yes. Date rate. The raspberry is. Yes. Yes. The tears of juveniles is the flavor of that one.

Oh, boy. Blacklow, your gift? Yes, I have a wonderful gift for you guys. You taking them off your black hit list? Finally. Okay, that's the second. You guys were dead. This is pajamas from one of our famous and legendary Christmas shows at the Village Underground.

Jigelb actually wore these when he was dealing with Shane Gillis on stage. We called him Shane to Claus. So there's actually, there might be some poo stains in the bottom. He was very nervous. These exact pajamas. Now, what's great about these if they have a little butt flap? You can shit? That's where Shane would stick his hand in and squeeze his asshole during the show.

In case you guys are into roleplay. You know, Christmas night roleplay? What else are you doing on Christmas? Yeah, you're just waiting to wake up and order Chinese food. I'm going to wear this to work tomorrow. I was cradled in those by Shane. Absolutely, enjoy, please. I'm going to take a picture of myself in this and send it to you guys.

You sent it to me, too? Sorry, Jeff. I'll send me her picture. Those pajamas have been touched by the man who headlined Madison Square Guard three nights. That'd be so funny if these guys are just crazy swingers. Start sending his photos every day. One way to find out. I'll accept.

In fact, guys, I'll accept them, and I won't even tell anybody else you're sending to me. They're like, hey, were those guys swingers? I'd be like, no. What do you guys? Why did you get that? Are these dinosaurs? Yes. They are.

A little tiny. My seven-year-old loves dinosaurs. So does Jacob. What's your favorite one? If your seven-year-old loves dinosaurs and Titanic, he might be able to date Jacob. It's so funny. You're a seven-year-old is the same size as Jacob's very,

which is perfect. She is big. She is big.