The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Moments of Sexy

Episode Date: February 20, 2024

During threesomes with Jay, Christine has moments of sexy followed by fits of anger!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. O'Kersen. We're actually a full radio show on Serious XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of The Bonfire, you can listen on the Serious XM app. Go to seriousxm.com slash bonfire for a special offer. And now, The Bonfire with Big J. O'Kersen and Robert Kelly. Come on baby, come on darling, yeah. I'd rather see the cure twice. I'd rather go to a double headed cure. No way, that's true.

See me and Jacob sex dance? That's not true. I fucking, I hate Madonna. What? But now you can watch her hold onto a railing when she dances. I don't I'm flying around the stadium Yeah, let's come down on her. I hope I hope she I hope she takes a heart me too I hope she really hope it just snaps me too. I'll take a major Madonna tragedy tonight. I'll take that I'm not a fan

Come on at any level. I got into a big fight coming back from Buffalo. To Madonna? With Aaron, Aaron, what the fuck is her name? Aaron, remember that comic? Yes, come on. Lesbian, Aaron, Aaron Foley. Aaron Foley. Aaron Foley.

Very funny. About, very funny, really cool, loved her. I don't know where she's been. Probably writing somewhere. The GLA, writing, yeah. About Madonna versus Brittany. And I picked Brittany. You're wrong though, that's crazy.

I just, I think Brittany is who she is, and she's a lunatic, but she is, I think Madonna just- Well, catalog of music alone. Okay. Brittany's case has like three albums. I just don't like her fucking future, just that she assimilates the shit. Oh, no look. Oh, by the way She's got fat grandma dancing in this thing. Whatever you show me Christine is not selling it

Man look at her fucking fupa. She looks like a homemade disco ball Stadium yeah, that's why she's holding a bar so I don't have a problem with this What I do have a problem with is I bet she sings a shitty song when she does this. She can't sing either. She's not even singing. No, she can't sing. This is the greatest hit for you. This is all the ones you want to hear. No, you'd think. She's not singing too many songs. Buddy, I can read you the set list and that's the... The set list for me has been the bummer

so far. Four decades? Four decades? That whole promo video was like she's doing every song you want to hear. Nope. Well, she's doing every song you want to hear if you listen to every album up into including the newest one. Oh, so Christine's going to have fun.

Barely. She can't even bend down. No, no, we're all going to have fun. Knees are all fucking shot. Yeah. I'm really bummed at the song. She's not singing, but I know all but three or four songs on the set list. But that's crazy.

Nobody who's going to this should not know three or four songs. She's 65 and she's still grabbing her crotch. She's 66. Well, she has to put it back in. She has vaginal mesh. Okay. That makes sense. Her pussy's falling out. That's not her fault completely. I'm just not a fan. What songs are, isn't she singing? Is it the same set list? Is it set? Let me get it. Yeah. It looks set. Yeah. She's not changing anything. What's each you got good. She's showing up late We got good seats. Who are you going with? It's me Christine Isabella and her are you in the tampon pit? We are we're on the floor. Yeah We're the tampon pit tampon pit. We're on the floor. We're like in front of the

Seconds the small the second stage in the art of the bunch of gay of gay guys and back of the bunch of gay guys. Yup. I'm excited, it's gonna be great as a visual, it's gonna be a spectacle for sure and a lot of funny stuff, but the song she's leaving out, it's blowing my mind. So you want some of them, she's not playing Jacob? I can tell you the one she's playing.

Like a virgin? Better than, like a virgin's gonna be played over recording only between one of the sets. Like over only over... Just on the loud... Like a record... Like the actual song will be playing through the speakers. Not doing borderline.

Not doing cherish. Not doing... What are we... Poppin' on preach. Poppin' on preach is not on there. Express yourself? Express yourself acoustic. What?

What? This sounds like it blows. What about Vogue? Vogue is in there. Wait, maybe Vogue isn't in there. Now it's gotta be in there. It seems like you've mentioned every single one of her hits. Like what's left?

No, he said she's not doing Ray of Light, and I was like, I could have sworn Ray of Light was on there. How's that go? In a field, and I just get them in a field. Are you ready? Here's the list. I'll read it to you. Hey, my mom's calling real quick. go You ready here's the list I'll read it to you and my mom's calling real quick She has the set list hang on a mrs. Kelly's calling if you could please should I answer it of course Okay, I know she's on the bonfire. I know one song Christine has on the list so far. No, yeah, I'm gonna read it out Let me read it out Christine Hang on Bobby's gonna deal his mom first. Sorry.

Yeah. It's okay. I gotta answer that. Hello? Hi Bobby. Hi. You're on the bonfire live. How you doing? What? What?

What are you, deaf? I said you're on the bonfire. You're on this live show. It's radio. It is? Yeah. You want me to tell them about you? Oh, I like that. Hold on. No, nothing What do you have nothing to say about me I've done nothing. No, you've done something You've done something Bobby you've done something and your mother knows

You have an ass No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you're from Boston too. Don't give me a hot time. Oh, your mom rules. We gotta get our moms together. Fill in Boston moms. All right. What are you?

You okay? Is everything all right? I'm fine. I need to know everybody's asking me when the tickets go on sale for your show in Boston. They're trying to buy them in. How many free tickets do you need? She said Boston. They're trying to buy them in. How many free tickets do you need? She said dude, she was trying to buy them, dude.

No, it's not that. Alex's brother's wife, wife's wife and some other people and they said we're trying to get tickets and, well I know they're on sale right now. I told you we're live on the radio. Yeah, they're on sale right now they're on my website roberketta live.com I'll be at Laugh Boston nice plug mom good plug yeah no I love you I love you too what do you ask your mom like when she caught you masturbating

or something like that mom mom jacob wants to know what do you want to know jacob did you to know what do you want to know Jacob? Did you catch Bobby masturbating when he was a kid? I did. Oh wow. Can you bring us, walk us through that whole scene? No, no, no, no. I love you. I love you mom. We're gonna go. My son from the moment of his birth has been so well endowed. He's not really a Kelly. He's a gauntlet. V-O-N-L-O-N. What? I mean, that's pretty cool. That is the grossest shit I've ever heard you say. No, that is the...

My mom would never do that for me. My mom lands in a store. You still want to hang up on her, Bobby? What? You still want to hang up on her after that? Yeah. Yeah, keep going, Bobby. What are you talking about?

So endowed. You paid me to call and say that. Was he two-handed masturbating then? No. I was literally, I was fully naked in the middle of the bed with no sheets on it. Oh, Jesus. Do you remember that, mom?

I do. That's what I'm talking about. That went up with the regular. What's that? Cash. What? I'm getting cash. Oh, sorry.

All right, listen, I gotta let you go. I love What? I'm getting gas. Oh, sorry. All right, listen, I got to let you go. I love you. I love you too. All right, say goodbye to everybody. Goodbye, everybody. Have a good show. Bye, Mama Kelly.

Bye. Bye. Bye. That was fantastic. She's so Boston. Yeah, that was great. I have a fucking arsenal of jerk off stories for you. You were very well and dead.

What a great thing for your mother to say. My mother laughs publicly at the story of seeing my penis when I was younger and then taking me to a doctor, telling me it was for a checkup, but it was because she was concerned my penis was too small for my age. That's what my mom tells me.

What age? Was it like, like, 18? No, probably like 10, I think I was 10. You were 10 and she thought your dick was too small? Yep and then she also asked my stepfather for a second opinion and they both spied and looked at my wiener and was like it may be a medical problem. They brought me to a fucking doctor who said I don't have a medical problem he just has like not a big dick and they were like blown away by that they're like oh okay I guess that'll be his life. Well, don't they have to see it hard?

You can't just judge a dick from a small dick. Well, they did. Oh, okay, gotcha. They judge it. And by the way, I'm just sitting there probably whistle in a tune or listening to some music or something. And they're just sitting there terrifyingly staring at my little dinger.

I didn't think anything of it. When I found that out, I have been a dick insecure my entire life since my mom laughed at that story when I was 21 years old in front of my friends Christine you like it right? Do you think he has a small wiener? No, he doesn't have a small look at me and say it. He doesn't have a small wiener Why are you singing it? I'll say what I was like very cool for I believe her oh my god just fucking sang better than Madonna I believe fun with small wieners and J does not have a small does he have a big wiener he has a great wiener oh

there you go big hey Christina he has a big dickiener. Oh, there you go. Hey, Christine, he has a big dick, right? Huge dick. Bigger than most. Extra large. Nine inch. Why are these blinks so loud? These links are really loud. Ting! Ting! Ting! Ting! Christine, by the way, I believe Christine, when she was like, she was like, Jay's Jay's got a Jay's got a really great dick And you go does he and she went does he I Didn't believe her either by the second time You asked her to call you qualified at one time and she's scurried. Oh, she would have broke loose glasses if you asked her one more time Shit that's hilarious.

Yeah, what you gotta do, dude. I don't know. Have my mom call and take back her little wiener jokes. Mama, you hurt me. You hurt your boy. If we called your mom right now, do you wish she'd say you have a little dink back in the day? I don't know if she'll say that,

but she will tell you that they took me to the doctor concerned about my penis. That's weird concerned Concerned you know fucking concerned you have to be to take your kid to the doctor back then too We didn't take they didn't take kids to the doctors when they broke their arm back then never mind If they think you have a small dick that must have been like a Really get my mom to call on the line It's like she had never seen she's always known big penises and

The guys my father and she was probably concerned very much that I would have a small weener like my father and Then realize that it was coming it was coming to reality. Well your dad had a small peepee. He didn't have a big one You've seen it. Yeah, how'd you see it? Well, someone doesn't watch my specials. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah, all right. Sorry. Now, I saw my step pops when I was younger, big old, big old. Yeah. And then I saw my dad when I was younger, and it was like, look,

it was soft. It was. It helps, though. Hope it wasn't solid hearts. Listen was... It helps, though. I hope it wasn't solid, hard stare. Listen, I'll give him everything. I jarringly woke him up to tell him that somebody was trying to break into the house. I was terrified. But here's what I said.

Here's how small his soft wiener was to me as a kid. Was that the cop trying to bang your mom? It was trying to break in? Different house. This is my dad's house. My stepmom. My stepmom at the time, Kathy. And it was big night.

Saw my father's wiener upsetting. God trying to break into the house, terrified the shit out of me. Oh, my God. But in busting into my dad's bedroom, I said, saw his small wiener, and also saw my 40-year-old stepmother. Nice, naked.

That was nice. And disappointed. And then, yeah. She was nice. And disappointed. And then yeah. She was very naked and disappointed with your dad. She was naked and disappointed with my dad's little dinger. The origins of your how you became a size king, it's like it's a clear path. Oh yeah. Yeah, like he's an evil scientist and he's figured out a way to just. Yeah. I will turn off pornography that doesn't have at least a big dick. You like a big dick. It's gotta be a biggie.

Did you get that? Yeah, I love big dicks. You can take me, take whatever you want. I like big black dicks. In me as far as possible. Do you wanna say it with different reflections? In me as far as possible. In me as far as possible.

One more. In me as far as possible. In me as far as possible. One more. In me as far as possible. You have more? I love a perfect dick. That's a wrap on Jay. Good job Jay everyone. Good Jay. I don't like big dicks. I don't like seeing big dicks. Really? I like a perfect dick.

I like seeing big dicks on anything. I spend so much... Again Reddit is my porn that I go to for holy shit not jerking off stuff right big dick she mail on reddit is it I'm captivated by the whole thing yeah we talked about that monster cox yeah monsters um I love a big dick but I've also I've gone and again when I click it I'm like what is the reason I'm clicking this for? And it is just to see, there's been some right of threads I've gone on, just says, like my husband's enormous cock. And I'm like, I gotta see this thing.

And I will be like, that's an enormous cock. Yeah, just fantastic. Oh, I hate cocks. Yeah, but you like boobs and pretty girl faces. Come on, you're like a wiggling snake. I mean, look, come on. That's a woman's body everywhere else, except that big old honker.

It's so weird though. I mean, they do have, wow. Can you put that one back up? Well, that's mature content, this one, I guess. They, these women do have hips, and I know some of them get stuff put in, but. Sure. I think that one didn't.

I think that's just natural. Jesus Christ. Who's that Israeli army girl? That's not real. That's not real. That's fake. It's real. And by the way, I would kill.

You don't respect that penis. You would kill for that. Well hang on, no Jacob you're wrong there because that's not a fully erect penis and That if my soft was swinging like that no problems in the world whatsoever If my soft was hanging like that My god off my soft tongue like that and I do the same thing like that girl's doing I finger my own asshole hoping it gets bigger See that girl has hips. That's crazy to me. She has hips They shave this shave the hips down

to get that curve. How do you know so much? I read about it. Can you put that one back up with the, The army girl? The trans people that look more feminine has like hip shaving. I didn't know that.

Yeah. Great, great, good for them. Hey, whatever gets you there, you know what I mean? Whatever makes me feel less bad about what I've done to you. There's a new, speaking of, speaking of awesome cocks, there's a new Nikki and Jimmy out, too. A new episode. New episodes out today.

Yeah, what is it? Did you watch it already? And I just saw the teaser. And... You just edged a little bit. A little edged a little bit. You just did a little rimming. Those two are the best. And they were supposed to go to, they were supposed to go do Whitney's throwing a party.

Mm-hmm. And, Whitney Cummings throwing a party for the roast, the roast of Whitney Cummings. And Nikki was very excited about going. She's like, we're going, we're going back out to see Whitney. And Jim was like, I can't, we're not going. She's like, why?

He's like, I have to do gut felt. It's witches. Witches is a half hour show at like five o'clock. And you don't even get money. They just give you a limo to the fucking place. Not even, I think I felt like I came from here, it's across the street, so I didn't get a limo. I love gut felt, but it's funny that he's just canceled this whole trip and you saw her fucking hopes.

And the outfit she's wearing, she's literally gonna go out in a mesh outfit. It's all matching. You look like a hooker Does she have a does she have a swing or on her? the Huh Does she yes, nicky norton. Yes have a sweat you're close with jim. I assume you would say she has a I would imagine so Yeah, I would imagine so I mean if j so. I mean, if Jim's gonna... Tall and thin. If Jim's going to...

I would think that if Jim was going to marry somebody of the transpersuation, I would say why would you go with somebody with small... I would say yes. And she's Norwegian, which, you know... I can't say I find myself sexually attracted In any way to any trans person I've ever seen Like where I'd be like, you know besides making the joke like maybe I would like I've never been attracted But I do know if I was gonna go for it. I'd want to be with a monster cock one. Yeah I would size king you are a size king

Yeah, that would make you intimidated when she took out her penis and then you took out yours and she went, wha-wha. I'm already getting ready to blow a dude girl. It doesn't make, at this point I figured I'm past that. Right. You know what I mean? At this point let me just like, you know, I wanna be so my girlfriend I can go at parties

and be like, yo, you wanna see a big dick, honey. Pull that out real quick. Like I would, as long, by the honest, as long as a huge cock is representing me at some point in my life, I'll be okay. I go, sure, I don't have a lot of dick, but I mean, look, I mean, the house, this is a household of cock. You do see it. This is an O'Carson household dick.

Yeah. Oh, I told Christine the only reason now I would ever marry her so I can call her mean, steen O'Carson. Mean, let me tell you can call her mean steen O'Carson Let me take us up to mean steen Let's watch the video could we watch the teaser yeah, it's out there. Yeah, let's not play the whole thing because that's not One on his yeah, there it is right there. I prefer the penis with a trans woman. He does. Of course we know Joe You're a soul if you're 26, I'm Nikki. I'm 26 years old. We pause it again. I Will sis what Joe saying right there when he's going trans you want the penis? Mm-hmm. I agree with that too

I if I was gonna do it, let's just do whatever we can do with the penis, a real penis versus a man-made vagina. I think is how I would play that. Yeah, you don't wanna wallet. I just feel like, yeah, I think I would be more skieved out by fucking a fake pussy than honking on a dick. Yeah. You'd rather put a dick in your mouth

and lick something that tastes like a foot. I'd rather put a dick in your mouth and lick something that tastes like a foot. I'd rather have a dick in my mouth than lick a man made pussy, I think. It's a wound forever. I'm gonna throw up. It's a forever wound that you have to make sure it doesn't get infected. Yeah, you have to put stuff in it

to keep it open, right? Like shoes. You know, they put those things in the brand new shoe. Yeah, they keep like a stent shoe. You have to put your, you have to put your, the thing keeps it shaped. You have to roll up a newspaper and keep it in your vagina just so it doesn't close up. I think for a long time you have to walk around your whole

days with something in there to keep, make sure the wound heals around it. It's a, Christine is a girl. Would you rather be with like a girl who dresses as a guy but still has a pussy, like a Buck Angel type? Or would you rather be with a girl who's had a penis fashioned out of her insides? Hmm. Hmm.

But you're in the chicks, it's a hard thing. Yeah, it's a hard thing. The reality is, I think the reality is like, I'd always rather be with the real thing. I wish my mom was selling the phone. Maybe a different question to ask a woman from the 50s. Yeah. Men are men and women are women you caulk sake.

I'll take a chick with a dick. It's one of the best lines in Ted too when he was looking at all the chicks with dicks and he goes there are no chicks with dicks. There's only dudes with dicks. And he goes, there are no chicks with dicks. There's only dudes with tits. I would definitely, I think I'd definitely would rather be with a trans woman than a trans man. With like natural junk. Like a woman that has a penis versus a man that has a vagina. Yeah, like the girls, the girls, the girls, I mean I've read it throughout we were looking at.

Yeah. I don't agree with that yet. How excited would you be? Like Buck Angel. You guys would be able to go to like dinners together, have wine, jays on the road, and then you'd be able to get some dick. You can get some fucking big, huge dick finally for once in your life. Instead of regular, okus and dick.

Yeah, instead of my own penis that my mother's ashamed of. Ha ha ha ha ha. I'm ashamed of just worried about. Ha ha ha, yeah. Concerned. Yeah, and your dad, they were both, it's like not even like one pair,

I was like, leave him alone, it's fine. They were both like, yeah, we gotta deal with this. They were like, this is in fact, when I would tell the joke, it's like not even like one parent was like, leave him alone, it's fine. They were both like, yeah, we got to deal with this. They were like, this is in fact, when I would tell the joke, that's the hardest thing that it means when he came over and took a second look, he said in some capacity, like, he goes, yeah, we wouldn't hurt to have a doctor take a look. There's always one parent that's like,

stop it, they're fine. Yes. There's always one. When they were- Neither of them did that. When you both- No. When you're both like, we got to take care of this, it's something emergency. I'm sure you're gonna cry. I'm sure you're gonna see my mom's face going like,

is there anything we can do? Drs. is like, no, he's just gonna be like, an average or small penis guy, maybe. And they're like, please, please let's change that. I'll tell you one of the worst things, but I'm really, really, we're entering a new era of my life right now. It's winter tights time.

What? I got tights for basketball to wear into the basketball shorts for like a compression. Are you gonna film a Donna concert, you sissy? No, compression. I was talking to you about this black loo. For compression, and now like, if you're just wearing jeans jeans like it's freezing out like it's been and Denver and shit It really feels great. You got to put them on

You know you got to like really pull them up like you're doing fucking see a chick doing pantyhose or something You have to pull them up at the knee and then but and you really have to tuck it like Next to your balls on each side You have to really keep pulling up until it's tucked in there. Cause they're your underwear at this point. I have them. I have them when I go bushcraftin. Oh yeah. I go campin.

I always wear compression, well not compression, but tights. It is the, and I have ones that are tighter than the others. The ones I was wearing to bed last night were tighter. What? An hour in, I took them off and just put on basketball shorts because it mushes my dick I give us those pictures like the game and

Who else did that? There's a couple people have taken pictures and tights. Do you remember that Lou? They take a picture like exactly workout tights and you see there it's perfect because their dick like rides down their leg Yeah, I My dick is it just pushes it backwards into my body. And if I focus on that at all, it's so uncomfortable. Did you walk out, have you seen him in these tights, Christine? Yeah, I do karate kicks in the house for it. Yeah.

He practices his karate. And when you, can you see his junk or does it just go up like it's a, he's a gymnast? She's not looking for a chunk, I know that, but I'll tell you what, even if she, if she was looking for it, it ain't there. I don't think it would look good if I got a boner and held it down with it.

It's just tights are, if you're gonna wear tights out about it, you have to have five inches of soft hang. Yeah. Yeah. It's the only way that it'll work. It's just laying there flaccid and you're working and nothing's happening. Wow.

What am I supposed to do, suck a dick for the next hour? What am I supposed to say? What am I supposed to do, suck a dick for an hour? What am I supposed to do, suck a dick for an hour? So casual. God damn it. When a dick's not getting hard, you can see my fucking annoyance.

It must be annoying. It really must be like, fuck this. I mean, what the f- what is this guy doing? I'm ugly and I have to go. You think- you think Christine isn't sat there with sandpaper pussy, or are you ready to put so much spit down there that my face started going dry? We all don't get ready all the time right away. Why am I turned on and I'm not wet? I'll say what Christine, what's funny with Christine?

Christine, what was funny about? I said we talked about- Oxy, Oxy drives you to snatch up really? We talked about it on the show before, but Christine has zero pay from her stories in her life, to everything, zero patients for a getting hard pain. Like if it's like, if she has to work it from basic nothing, already kind of annoyed.

And if you're not in 30 seconds, like the kind of hard that like you should take a picture of, she's like pissed. Yeah, she's a pro. You're sitting there doing your thing and it's not getting hard at all. you should take a picture of she's like pissed. Yeah she's a pro. Sitting there doing your thing but she doesn't not getting hard at all. She doesn't she doesn't understand. Christine's a pro. She's like a pro wrestler. Take a bump pussy. Have you ever heard one of the hottest things is if you're not getting hard a woman saying something like what do you love like what do you want me to

do you know I mean like some kind of dirty thing like that. I want her to grow a dick. Christine's got tone more of like, what is, what do you need? Oh God. And it's just like, it's the opposite of gonna make a guy get hard ever in your life. I can either find it hot, just an annoying woman. What do you need me to do?

I'm doing everything. I sucked it, I flicked it. Are we going? Sounds like most chicks from Boston. Get it, what the fuck? You want it hot or not? Get it going. It's like, now I'm turned off and I don't wanna do it.

I'll be right back. I'm going to duck and donuts. I gotta get a fuck. I gotta get a medium with sugars. You want something? Get that fucking. Don't get yourself hard. Get that pack of going.

Slap yourself off. I wouldn't mind that. I like that. But it must be annoying though. Like if I go down on a girl and she's not wet, that just sucks. Especially if I've done a network, I smoked weed too. So I'm dry as hell in the mouth.

Pussy's dry, it's real like. People are almost dying from dehydration. You try to spit and you're going, like nothing's coming out. Why do I smoke so much weed? It's like an earthworm in the sun. Christine's also big on which I can't do it. When I'm dry, one thing I never think of to do mid fucking is to drink. Christine will stop fucking, not dismount from fucking and grab a water bottle.

Okay. What the fuck was that? She takes a break. Yeah, Lance Armstrong. Christine takes a water break. Good for her. She knows she's the high. Cock in. Cock still in. She has to have a certain amount of water every day or doctor told her she has to drink two eight ounce bottles there's nothing attractive I go hang on reaching from freeing and reaching over

they go okay okay I have water now back hot sex. I smoke weed too and sometimes you need water. God damn it dude, that is funny as hell. Water. But these tights, I love them except for that, that weiner mush, no good. Let me ask you a question, Christine. So when your vagina goes dry, what is that you just not into it?

No, not sometimes,, honestly, I would say that it's been weed or drugs where that's kind of the thing, where it's like a biological thing more than... Boos, booze, good draw you. Yeah, booze, yeah. Booze drives you out? Yeah. All right.

So it's not Jay. It's not Jay. She's so sweet. Oh no, I've never even had, I would even be upset if she wasn't getting, because of Jay, it's like she's, we fucked so much that she's just like, you know, get me going a little bit. Like that's not like the concern of mine.

I'm just saying like, I would never make someone feel, I would never at some point come up from eating pussy and be like, I mean, you are dry. That's Christina's energy of like, what is it? What are you doing? Is this thing gonna like today or what?

You're humiliating me. I've had Tris gets that been wetter than this They've done coke. They're too drunk. There's cheese and salami And it's not gonna go, you know, it's annoying cuz you're like, oh you're like this isn't gonna fucking happen No, but you check out what you give you can can't talk, you can't talk a co-pilot. You give, you give moments, you give moments of sexy before it's a extreme pivot to frustrated anger. And that's net, once you get to frustrated anger,

if you even put that cock back in your mouth or hand again, you're wasting, now you're wasting your own time because no one's gonna pull through and I mean this Christine I respect respectfully respectfully I'm done respectfully she's had a lot of dick sure and she's not she doesn't want to deal with fucking You know one's yeah You're trying to defend this you're defending the Saying Christine respectfully you've had a lot of dicks and most of these dicks have worked the way they're supposed to work And you don't want to deal with it. You don't have time anymore in your life You know a lot of things going on your book in the festival you got things happening if they let's go kid get this going

I don't need this is all before festivals. I'm saying in life, all of her stories of a thing, if there was a little bit of like, maybe when you were younger, you felt you put in too much work or something for people. But like, there's just these stories are fucking, where it's like, and then it's like, if he hasn't got everything, I'm done, I guess. Like work with it.

If you make someone goes, These aren't people like Haribow. I'm like, get out of my life. Like we're done. It's over if he hasn't got everything I'm done. I guess like work with it if you make someone goes These aren't people like care about I'm like get out of my life like we're done. It's over go away You talk to them like that No, but you start time is money but you started out you started the evening But you started Let's work But you started, respectfully, respectfully, respectfully, respectfully. Let's work with the argument that you were going into this hoping to get dick. You were hoping to get laid.

So how fast that goes, that's what sounds crazy to me is like, I'm going to get laid, I'm going to get laid. If in like five minutes, I guess, of like fucking around, the guy's not raging hard. You've already checked out of being like in the fucking anymore. It's not, you're, you're misunder, it's not's not raging hard. You've already checked out of being like, in the fucking anymore. It's not, you're, you're misunderstood. It's not, not raging hard. It's like, you can tell, you can tell when you're like working towards a goal

and there's nothing happening. And it's like, and if nothing's happening, and it's like, I'm not gonna, you know, you're not gonna put on a fucking dog and pony show to make it happen because sometimes that's not me. But I think maybe Jay's saying, let's say you, you, you, you do know it's not gonna happen.

The guy can't get hard. Maybe you could break it to them a little nicer. Like tonight's not the night. I think maybe it's just not happening. Not what the fuck. It's more energy of like what the fuck. Looking at a guy holding his limp noodle in your hands. I just seem annoyed.

No, I know. I have to work on my tone. Get hard. I think... Get hard. You know that I've slept with many men. We do. Christine drops our life. Get hard.

Yeah, I mean you could... Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, get hard. Hard. Yeah? So you don't want to try any little maneuver. get hard. Yeah, I mean you could. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, get hard. Hard. Yeah. So you don't wanna try any little maneuver. You don't have any tricks of the trade to get a guy going.

Blowing him. Okay. No, have a. I'm not gonna do a fucking sexy underwear dance after I'm already blowing. Dude, I've had girls bobbing. It's a bobbing. Hang on, you make a valid point, Christine.

I wanna give that to you. Your tix in my mouth. Yeah, the thing I pee. It takes in my mouth. Yeah, the thing I pee out of is in your mouth. You're right. Congratulations. But there's something. Jacob gets what I'm saying now.

And understands, Bobby, you're getting to defend the indefensible. There's something about, but I think there's not a, there's not an in-between sucking your dick to what the fuck. There's not an in-between, I'm sucking your dick, to what the fuck? There's not an in-between of like, what do you like, what could I do to make, do you know what I mean?

Like there's a sexy kind of like, maybe that changes and gets things like going a little more. It's like, it's like, I'm doing the immediate thing, goes, this isn't working? Well, it's all I got, get the fuck out of here. You limp ass dick. That's it right there dick that's it right there that's it she just said it she just said it what she doesn't want to do it she doesn't like doing it she doesn't like putting the thing you pee out of a peepee in her mouth no no no I didn't

say that I said I'm already doing that and it's like oh is there anything is there anything you like I'm going with? They say finger my ass or all that, and that's for love. Like, I don't wanna fucking do like weird. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's not for strangers. I'm sorry. Look, can you say that one more time? Let's just rule.

You can't hear us just for love. I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. Yeah, I. Is that true? I've been fingering a lot of assholes out there. Well, Jay's an asshole, finger. Explain that to me, explain that to me.

Like, sometimes you don't wanna do weird stuff with guys you're just with for the night. I've done stuff with Jay that I've never done with anybody else. What? Eat mac and cheese while you're fucking? Yeah, we are talking about you and Jay, so when you, if you're not gonna finger a jazz,

then there's no love. Jay gets hard. I don't have a problem with Jay. It's just my thing. We've talked about a zillion things in our lives, you know what I mean? And like, but even when we hooked up with girls. I've been putting guys that are no problem.

Even when we hooked up with girls. Even when we hooked up with girls, like Christine just has. It's not just guys. She has a low tolerance for like, are we getting to this already? You know what I mean? But no, Christine, it could also be something as like, like, like, are we getting to this already? Did I mean? But no, Christina, it could also be something as like, okay, truth be told, like, when I get my dick sucked,

and maybe it's a guy who likes his nipples something, or his balls sucked or something. These are things I think you would do. It's just, you're not even asking that quite. If it's, if he doesn't like your instinctual technique, it sounds like you're like, well, that's what I got, fuck off. You know what I mean? With your limp dick asshole.

You just seem there's no carryover. There's no trying a little bit. You're like, I just don't like working that hard for it. There it is. You don't. There it is. You're only working, but that seems weird. That means you're not good at sex if you're not working for it a little bit. So finger in the butt is love. Love. You have to love somebody. So all the guys you finger bummed, you finger fucked.

Only Jay. You've only done it to Jay. Only. What's up? What's up? Aya, what's up? That's it. That's love.

Now that explains Madonna. Yeah, just I want you to understand Christine. Because Christine, and I mean this Bobby, as do I. Our household is a household that loves Robert Kelly, his family, and everything about you. And Christine trusts you endlessly. She's called you in times of need before. She's called to ask you for help or to just talk about things.

She gets to be with you. And she doesn't realize that Bobby is a legendary broadcaster. One of the first guys who did broadcasting in New York, jumped in the game, and he knows what he's doing. He comes in here and plays as I'm the new guy, I'm whatever, but he gets Christine more than anybody else, and Christine is such a fool for it

that she is so excited when Bobby turned, he cocks to her a little bit, and then just looks for him, and asks her insane questions, because he knows she just starts instinctually answering and he is, him and Lou are having an unspoken like side-eye thing. He's like, you're getting all this. And he's looking around the room, everybody else being like, guys, don't talk, let her say this clean.

And he just goes, so Christine from five minutes ago, you fingers in the answer for love and then just sits back, Dr. Fillin it and Christine just diary of the Malvin and all that. I just want the world to know that I'm not going to finger a bunch of men's assholes. You don't have to. Gross. You don't have to finger a bunch of men's assholes. That's okay. Like if you're in a sex with Christine you have to have that final of the World Cup energy. Look, you punched a locker before you go out onto the field. Oh, then at that.

You better come with your game. I think Christine, sounds like she'd be happy if you go in the bathroom first and work up a full boner and just come out with like a rager, like ready to go. I would be happy if you have a full boner from making out with me. That's what I'd be happy about. Now call me crazy.

If I'm with one of these big dick trans, I think I would appreciate the effort of making them hard under my power. You know what I mean? Yes. Yeah, you want to see them get hard from what you do. You don't want to just get hard. You want to make them hard. Yeah, I would love to make them hard before my mouth's on their dick, but you know, when

you're starting from zero. But doesn't this see, I think the fun is having the soggy one in your mouth and then feeling it become hard am I crazy girls? Prefer a girl to be wet by the time you touch her pussy, but that's different Can I say something that only happens at the beginning of the relationship when it's new. You don't know each other. These are like one night stands. That's why I'm not, I'm not like a cunt.

Like these are people where it's like, you know, I don't know, it's just, it's not working. Hey, you wanna hear an impression of me? One night stand. You wanna hear an impression of me after four play with Christine? Here's an impression of me. Cause it's not wet enough.

Because we've been together for 12 years. No, I don't know. I really like, that's, I just, I don't have very few times in my life, I'm trying to think of how many times in my life sex has been like hard halted where people are leaving like awkward-ish because like it was like a bad energy of like, like I've even had to like that's not gonna happen tonight like like I'm not gonna come or I never had a hard problem so much maybe once or twice but like not

gonna come I drank a little too much or something like that I've had the other way where I came too fast that's the war I there was a couple girls in my life who I really liked so much. Actually, one time I came before she came to, I don't know how to pretend it. I've had a dream about it before she showed up in the hotel room at a night admission. A night admission, what are you talking about? Yeah, that's what they call it, when you jizzing your pants.

I had a dream. Nocturnal admission. In my pants, I came in my pants Woke up with her knocking on the door and I was like fuck Cuz I'm a I'm a wanted done. Oh See now that's well because as your mom told us you have a huge cock, but I don't know you have a big monster cock I'm not she said she said no She said Bobby was younger do the guys had a fucking tube snake Tube snake boogie and then she sang the tube snake boogie by ZZ thought I do I have a very fine penis

But it's not a monster cock the tube snake boogie. That's my boy Bobby's cack I'm one and done and I've had girls who are got me so hot That a couple pumps. I'm like fuck. I'm out. I've come I've come fast But the again beauty of having a fucking little wiener. It's ready to go again in a couple minutes Not me it takes all it takes like breakfast a couple hours sleep. No if it's like a Exciting like I'm not talking about like, you know the basic like couples been together like sex If it's like an exciting thing happening, I could go again shortly after. Not me.

You used to be able to go again right away. Now I would need like a few minutes, but I could go again. Yeah, I can't. I got one and done, I'm out. Let's try to make the best of it. I like kissing for a while, foreplay for a little, I'll always go down on a girl first. Before she goes down on me, I'm going down on her. I to make her come first Bobby me and you this is what drew us together

This you're describing the exact same thing try to make her come first Because then if she comes a few times God man if she's one of those awesome chicks who comes from during fucking You're blowing her fucking mind. Do you make a girl come first? They turn into like, like fucking wild animals. So like, just get it to me. Cause then they really just want to make you come. If you make a girl come first, they go nuts.

Now, again, if you read into Christine's, and I can only describe it as dyke-ish energy, um, she is one of the few girls I know who I've ever heard say she's one and done, Kristine. Not one and done, like one sesh. Do you know what I mean? Like you don't have like, let's pick it back up again. Like sesh kind of energy at all. Like once you've, and you said that before,

especially with one night stand, she's like, when you come, you're really like, go, like, go, get out. Like you're ready for it to be kind of done. Yeah. How do you do that like a threesome, though? If you guys have a person over, isn't that an all night affair? Do you just go once and then she's in the other room

watching fucking television? No, you just start having a conversation about where they're from and how far away it is and what does an Uber cost to get there. And then I go, well, I'm going to get you that Uber. And then I get the Uber. Then we go downstairs. We go past our doorman

and hope they don't judge us, but I kinda hope they do. Christine's like, this is just our friend and I look back at him and go, mm-mm. Nope. You guys both walk him down? Yeah. Oh, it's so polite, you have a little thing you do. Yeah, yeah.

We'll both walk him down. We'll walk them out, we were in the village, you'd walk them outside and get him an Uber. We had that story, I said it's one of the fun, it was when Funoy was our roommate, we brought that girl back, who after we hooked up, she was like, I'm so exhausted,

can I just stay here? And we're like, okay. And then the next morning, she kind of woke us up to fuck again, which was awesome. And then we were like, oh, you know what that was worth, I guess, the super uncomfortable night of sleep.

But, but all right, let's get you that Uber. What do you say? She was like, I'm so exhausted, can I just stay and go back to sleep? And she slept in our room well into our day. It's like 4.30 in the afternoon. Oh, Jesus. And I said, that was my favorite.

She had a fringed leather jacket, like Jodie Foster in the accused. And that was just laying on our thing. And when Finoy came out of his room at like one in the afternoon or something, he was like, hey guys, that's what we were like, and he was like, what? Which is a hilarious thing to shush someone

in their own house, because a girl we fucked is sleeping. But he's like, what's that? I go, ah girl, we hooked up with like, she's just staying for some reason, like well too, and then he went over to the chair and picked up her jacket and he goes, what'd you guys fuck Richie Sambora? I never, that made me laugh.

I've loved that story for so long. I love it. What'd you fuck Richie Sambora? I'm like. That was the girl, she goes, she goes, I just don't want this to change your opinion of me as a comic and you go, I didn't know your comic's told right now.

So this moment, I know your comic's a great news. It's not. Neither was new. She's got it. I guess what else, A couple years you're not going to be a comment. You're going to be right out of the business. But you're a what now? I come say bye. But uh, yeah, yeah, the walkout is, is pretty fun. And again, like we're also not like laying in cum ordering an Uber, you know, you snap up,

start changing the vibes big. Now it's like, have you ever seen that part of American dad ordering an Uber, you know, you snap up, start changing the vibes big, now it's like, have you ever seen that part of American Dad, we're blah blah, now we're watching American Dad Clips. Well actually Jay runs off to smoke and then I'm like, okay. Oh, that's terrible. I'll tell you what's funny. He's trying on your outfits.

There's another funny one, there's another funny one though about age. These are nice shoes. About age, sleep, and the responsibility and the responsibility of somebody too, because I will, someone will go off and smoke. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm me look kind of weird. I'm the only person just dressed again, like so, I guess what? We're going to get out of here or whatever. That's, that's weird. Yeah. Well, listen, the human nature, like, unless you're a person who lives that 24 seven swinger life, do you know, like that kind of energy? How can it not as soon as like we all come and we're kind of like laying in those throws or whatever, there's something that was kind of silly about the whole situation.

Like what do we just do? That's so weird. Me and Christine are probably hungry also, but we also don't eat with you because you just thought we were sexy and now you're going to see, you know, Christine's face touching a plate of spaghetti or something. We both learned like not to mention food until they're gone. Like we we're gonna eat but like we're not gonna say like Cuz like You you want to share Having your right home We just think we go we can't believe this person. We're both low self-esteem

So we can't believe this person thought we were sexy to come back here. We're not going to ruin that sexy, but hey, you want to see how I eat late night McDonald's? It's pretty gross. Christine makes a nice combination of hot mustard sauce and ketchup. She dips everything in. That is so funny. You want them out before you guys stuff your faces. It's 100% what it is.

I'm telling you, we don't, yeah, we don't want them to see us. Like, well, no, this relationship's clearly all sexy now only. Because you feel comfortable when you guys eat. Like me and Don have our thing when we eat. Like late at night, when we, you know, we feel around, well, you know, she'll make a little snack. We'll sit in front of the TV. We got our little tables.

If there was somebody else there fucking that up, that would suck. Right, no, that's what I'm saying. We have our thing. Like we watch our show. If you're gonna get something, we're gonna get this. I don't really eat that. You're like, okay, what do you want?

Now you gotta get something else for them. Yeah. Is there any Vietnamese food open this time of night? Fuck off. You have any pho? You guys into pho? What? Well, tonight.

We've had a couple we've had a, yeah, a couple people stay a little, but again, we've also hooked up people who were like, you know, quote unquote like friends, like to some degree where it's like, if they hang for an hour afterwards, great. They're not friends, they're lovers. What?

Did you stick your finger in their bums? Yeah, that's a friend. It's a lover. It's a lover. It's a lover. Is it always a girl though? It's never a guy. Yeah, don's a friend. It's a lover. It's a lover. It's a lover. It's a lover. Is it always a girl though? It's never a guy.

Yeah, don't fuck guys. You wouldn't have a chick with a penis, right? Would you ever do that? I'd watch Christine with that in a heartbeat. Would you let that happen? No, he's like brought it up and I'm just not really... Pillow talk, Christine. Pillow talk. Jesus Christ, why would you... What? No, so what? No, it was that one time. He's like brought it up and I'm not okay

No, so what no is that one time no guys I was super drunk Sure Just like in discussion not like a scene there wasn't like a person we're singling out But I think I thought I'd watch that I'd watch that you know and I know? And I'm like, that's not really my attraction. I couldn't be with one, but I could watch Christine get fucked by a big dick with tits, for sure. Have you ever thought of that, being with a? I've thought about it, but it's just really not, it's not really where my attraction is.

I've thought about it, and my thoughts are, ew. I'm not really into fake boobs. I really don't like fake boobs. So that's something where I'm like, you know, trans person, all boobs are fake. Well, there's some great fake boobs. What if they didn't have fake boobs? What if they just had, you know, hormone tits? They were real boobs. I don't think you can get to boobs with just hormones.

Can I have some? Can I have some hormone boobs? You can get fake boobs. I think you can get fake boobs with hormones. I think you can get a start. Yeah, you'll start getting a start. No, you'll get nubs. You'll get like bitch tits, as they would say,

with steroids, almost, the estrogen. The rock tits. Yeah, you get bitch tits. But it's a, no. And again, I don't like, I hate implants on like small people where it's like that stretch skin is brutal. That looks weird. They do such a good job now.

As I'm saying, they do great jobs. Yeah, great work now. I love all kinds of boobs. Me too. I'm a big boob fan. I like all kinds of boobs and butts. I like little boobs, I like little tiny boobs. I didn't mean to pivot, but I am fascinated with the set list.

Can we at least get to that? Oh my god, we pivoted. Yeah, we pivoted big time. Yeah. It was worth it. I learned a lot. Well, you did. I did, too.

I know Jay likes it. I don't regret it. Jay likes it in the button. He's thinking about watching. It's a finger, and it's a girl's finger. Yeah, but while she's blowing a guy. Fuck you, guys. Guys, fuck you. What is this old?

First of all, say she's going on at 9.50 PM. Yeah, sure. No, that's the, I mean, the doors are at 7.30. She has to nap till 8. There's an opening act. It's a drag queen. Yeah, Bob the drag queen. I'll be there at 7.30.

What does that mean? What is he doing? He's doing a drag show drag show It's probably just drag horses. You've never been to a drag show Really? Drag is so boring. Thank you. Thank you Jacob. Some of them could be fun. I never found it funny Really, it'd be funny if you were there laughing for the wrong reasons with a friend Like the reasons that would get you canceled The set list here we go set list it's broken into

Six seven acts Act one a recording of it's a celebration. I don't know what that is. What do you mean a recording? What are the fuck is that mean? Yeah, it's like you know when they play do you know like if you look at a Godsmack set list It says in the beginning with a recording is with a recording for those about to rock, okay, if you look at a Godsmack set list, it says in the beginning, uh, with a recording, with a recording, for those about to rock. Okay. So they play ACDC. This is her song though, yeah.

Okay. I guess, or maybe it's a speech or something from a new album. I want you to need a speech for that. It's a celebration. Uh, then nothing really matters. I don't even know what that is. Oh wait, did you open on, it's a celebration because it says, Bob the Drag Queen, D&D, Lucky Star Celebration, Eroticav vogue BIM and material girl

I don't know if it's some yeah, it's he performs to know it's what it is gonna be it's gonna be him doing these songs He's doing those songs. He's gonna. It's a drag queen He's gonna he's gonna like no he's not good. They're gonna play the songs recorded He's gonna sing him back and he's gonna and he's gonna fake it. Yeah, he's gonna And he's gonna fake it, yeah. He's gonna lip sing. You guys are going to a fucking drag show in an arena. You can just get there at 9.50, you know? No, no, no.

Just to get there at 9.50. I'm gonna go there early and get a hot dog to throw at Bob the Drag Queen. He's gonna catch it in his mouth and swallow it. And then shit it out a hole. Ah! Oh, that sounds really cool. First song by Madonna, Nothing Really Matters. Yeah, this concept don't know it. I don't even know it. This concept don't know it.

Great flight album, love it. Everybody, I don't know what that everybody is. Everybody, don't you do your thing, everybody. I like that song. That's the first thing. That's early on. Yeah, and then it's also playing elements of Where's the Party, which is,

I don't know. Yeah, Where's the Party? I want a free one, so where's the party? I don't think I know that one. Into the Groove? Excited for that. That's a good one. That's early, right? So that's the first big one. Causing a commotion? No idea.

Nope. Then Burning Up. Burning Up? I know Burning Up. Burning Up! Burning Up for your love. I'm burning up. Open your heart. Okay. Open your heart. Okay.

Open your heart to me. And holiday. Okay. Holiday. That's act one. That's act one. Act two, very short. It's recording the storm.

So she has to take a break in between that and then go get her blood transfusion. She's just had her all over blood changed. She's had her six blood transfusions. Boing, boing, boing. It's like fucking, look at the Pennzoil team in there. She's just had blood turns? Boom, boom, boom, boom. It's like fucking, they got the Pennzoil team in there. She's got a different head put on

and they come back out, okay. Go ahead. So while they're re-putting her head on. That's not her ass, that's actually babies feeding blood into her fucking neck. The song, The Storm, that's a recording. That's gonna play as a recording. Okay, so they play that as a recording to start the thing act to gotcha then live

to tell excited for that what's that song how's that go come on seriously live to tell that slow not to goodie sucks The movie was Sean Penn with what this brother the pen boys is Christopher Walken fucking blue what they were at close range It sucked in that movie suck the song suck Madonna sucks It sucked Now don't say that At close range sucked. Time is past, you can say it. The fucking name of the movie sucked too. When he fucking shoots next to his father's head and he goes, all right, all right, come on, it's good. Now

Gibbs was sucked. Oh, you're wrong. It was the worst Sean Penn movie ever. Don't say that, it's crazy. And then this song was in it. Yeah, because they were fucking. Actually, what's cool is this song is in it like it's like the through line Kind of like score like slower versions of it. I think it's very cool. It's sucked and the video sucked The video is great. How does the video the song sucked no way. Oh my god. You like this song It's by being held captive by somebody. If she lives to tell this story. Hope she didn't. She did.

Hope she didn't. She lived way too long. She did. Like a prayer. I might cry. That's act two. Like a prayer is going to start. And I'm going to start bawling.

I don't know. That's a good song. I'll give it to that song. That's great. Well, I'll tell you what though. Here's the thing. She's fucking with everything. So every song I've read so far is When You Love

probably has a parentheses underneath it saying something. This says like a prayer with elements of Bergena, Gazletto, Batzeggen, Unholy, Girl Gone Wild, and Active Contrition. Oh, she's gonna fuck up all the good songs. She is, she is. She has to, she can't sing the whole song, she'll die. She can sing over a trap. She's 60 years. can sing over a track. She's 60 years old.

She's doing the song. She's in AARP. They all sing the tracks. She's doing the song Erotica that's going to have elements of Justify My Love. You throw me and Papa don't preach. No, elements. Yeah, so she's mixed.

You want the whole song? Yes. She's doing. She can medley. Here you go. She's doing Justify My Love, which is gonna have elements of gangster, erotica and fever. All right. Boo. Hung Up, which has elements of Hung Up on Tokisha

and La Isla Bonita. Whoa. This is acoustic, jack and dian all over again. That's stupid Bonita songs suck too. She sings Happy Birthday. The one that goes, acoustic jack and diane all over again that's stupid bonita songs suck too um she sings happy birthday the one that goes on the squad on bina nice i don't love it oh it does suck okay look ah it fucking blows

then bad girl which i don't even know what that is but also has elements of something else in it oh there's elements of everything in every act four fuck me ballroom don't know it that sticks

that's a well that's just the video. That's just the recording. The intro. Okay, well, she's getting her fucking leg put back on. Then Vogue. They have to give her 30 minutes in between. It says Vogue and then human nature shortened. I don't know if that's the Michael Jackson one.

No, human nature is one of my favorite songs. How's it go? How's it go? It goes, I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me. How's it go again? How's it go again? I did it. Just one more time. I'll do it with you, ready?

One, two, three, one, two. Not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me. Christine, talk about fingering my ass. She can't wait to talk about fingering my fucking asshole. Then they do a shortened version of Crazy for You. I mean she was hot back in the day. He's fucking up and changing every song. All right here we go, ready?

Now we're at act five. I gotta wrap this up. The Beast Within will play over recording. Yeah, she's gonna be singing the songs too. Die Another Day from James Bond, don't care about that. Nope. Don't Tell Me. I like Don't Tell Me. Which contains elements of the good, the bad and the ugly. too die another day from James Bond don't care about that nope don't tell me I like don't tell me which contains elements of the good the bad and the

ugly oh my god mother and father no idea express yourself acoustic oh god well if she pulls out a guitar I'll fucking throw up la la la la bonita shortened thank god don't cry for me argentina shortened thank god now we're at six little dumb song now Madonna video interlude contains elements of I don't search I find she's backstage getting chiropractor now then something called bedtime story with elements of sound factory ray of light do a very light but it's a remix. This gadget stinks. I wish tomorrow well no we do have you're back tomorrow.

Yes. Yeah rain the song rain which I do know. How's that go? I hear you. Rain feeling on my turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, turn, your love's coming down like rain. Wash away my song, love, take me to the rain. It is adorable watching the two of you do it.

Oh, God. And then Act 7 is simply... Seven! Yeah, it's a 28 song, still less than the cure. This is the hip change, I believe. Still less than the cure. Uh, then they're gonna play... Yeah, she's getting the hip adjustment.

Act 7, she's gonna go ahead. Here we go. Get her shoes sewn into her feet. Song played from tape. Billie Jean slash Like A Virgin contains elements of express yourself angel smooth criminal dangerous YRMW TY TWY MMF by Michael Jackson. I don't know what that is you remember the time. Who knows then bitch

I'm Madonna Which contains elements of give me all your lovin that'll be kind of fun Good for you which contains elements of give me all your lovin that'll be kind of fun It should be bitch I was Madonna Now some old fucking yenta from the every side and then it closes with celebration a Benny Benassi remix containing elements of music and bitch on Madonna shortened That's it. that's her finale song. I've never heard of it. This sucks.

It's a shit thing. Now there's enough songs peppered throughout that I'm gonna be excited to hear. And also the spectacle's gonna be ridiculous. But that's it, I can't believe. So what are we saying? What's off there? A borderline, lucky star, holiday.

Although he hates material girl though. She said she regretted that because it made her seem vain. She is vain. She never liked that song. That made her seem vain? Not having the toilets changed? She has Veracos veins. Yeah, she's vain alright, vain-y. It's Veracos, fantastic. Hey everybody, thanks for listening. That was just a portion of our actual Serious XM radio show.

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