The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Mommy's Boy (feat. Justin Silver)

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

As Jacob and DJ Lou mend fences, Jay's mother has a revelation of her own!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. You're when Jacob thought it was so crazy. Jacob punched Lou then he went to sleep. It was a one punch knockout last week. In that rule, if you got stretched out by Jacob Lou?

Yeah, I was thinking of it. No, to kick the ass. Damn! It's still tense. It's still tense in here. And I know everything's okay. When you left Lesbos campers, also I should say Robert Kelly on vacation this week,

fly fishing with Max as we speak. Looking for steelhead I believe, up there in the north. Sitting in his place today. You know I'm in love with him, everybody. The Beast Master, the hilarious. Flareast. Justin Silver.

Hey, campers. How are you? Fishing for steelhead, huh? I'm just guessing that I should say an aim of fish, I know. I could just call them into the boat. Yeah. Boy, come to me. This way.

Come to me, school of guppies. Did you see the video I sent you of me catching the boat. Yeah. Okay. Pull it. Come to me. Come to me school of guppies. Did you see the video I sent you of me catching the bird on the beach? Yeah, it's freaky. What a not thing. Christine, I'll tell you what you missed. Nothing but awkward stairs again from Lew and Jacob. What happened?

Well, just I'm glad you asked. I feel it. Oh yeah. But it's a... There's a whole weird thing Tension in the all wait, where's my black glue? I need them on the screen Hmm there's my guy what's up black glue? I'm recapping Justin on last week's going on

That I'm sure you described all weekend to your friends and family as white people shit and You were right. It was white people shit all the problems in the world Jacob Last week was on his way into work He got stuck on the train Subway yeah, okay subway fucked him two and a half hours really yeah So much up in the tracks Just died on the tracks and you with the all train died on the tracks not the first all exit the train

The entire train have to get out only one part of the front car made it To the stop that's what happened with my grandma it ends in a holocaust But you know same thing in the beginning when it was gonna fall apart on the story So that's what a poured Jacob's dealing with. Got it. Meanwhile here at the studio, Jacob... ...to the Rocky Cries. To the Rocky Cries.

To the Rocky Cries. To the Rocky Cries. To the Rocky Cries. To the Rocky Cries. To the Rocky Cries. To the Rocky Cries. To the Rocky Cries. To the Rocky Cries. So Jacob's gonna get here late. Jacob likes uh he likes an organized he likes to be over prepared runs a tight ship and I like that. It's a good quality in him I think um but it it drives him to the brink of insanity how perfectly he wants it He was bringing Jacob's brothers company campaign, which we've talked about for years on the show Just not believe you've tried back in your drinky days

It's can it's a canned sparkling rosé champagne. Yeah, I can rules. Yes, and And there was also a can peach mimosa, mm-hmm sparkling also. And now there are three new flavors introduced into the fold now over campaign. Oh, they're scaling. I learned that term on a shark tag. Talk tag. They're scaling a little bit. Yeah. Over. Scaleable business wine. Cousadilla batata, Sparkles. Sparkles, yeah. I got the business. Oh, the CO2 bills alone through the roof.

So Jacob wanted to come in and do the routine with the thing he's wearing the shirt, he's wearing again today. Tasting? Tasting. Tasting. Only one of these wine tasting. We had Jared Frieden,

Swirl like a pinky type of thing. I see what we're saying. Yeah, I see it. And it was Jared Fried was here like a pinky type of thing. I see what we're saying. Yeah, I see it. And it was Jared Fried was here, true gentleman. So he was going to enjoy it with us, we thought. But Jacob was running very late, because of the train. And he had texted the group,

but minutes into the show, we were already on air. Sure. So Lou, myself, Bobby, none of us saw a text from Jacob that said don't talk about Camden. Don't mention campaign because he knows now he's not going to be able to do it right because when he's all running so late and also knows he's going to be in a bit of a mood. Ironically, not looking at the phone part of the tight ship. He runs everybody following suit. My phone's still in my pocket.

He even went to the show because he runs everybody following soon my phone still my pocket He didn't have to run the show because Jacob runs my butt. Yeah, Jacob runs. That's where you keep it though That's where he keeps the holder that goes on the your belt buckle He snaps it. He's the last person it uses that but he shoves it up his ass I'll explain it again. I got it. You know that big oversized belt buckle for an iPhone they have now They're humongous to hold an iPhone 11 or greater. Tiger claws. Justin, I'm saying has the holster up his ass at all times and then he puts his phone in there also.

And the butt. It's just a phone wouldn't be enough. The irony of how much stuff is in my Toshi and then now you see it. There we go. God, dammit. Blackwood, you feel the tension. You're across fiber optic lines, but you feel it, don't you?

Oh, I feel it. It's strong. Strong. Blackle will also wear his campaign shirt. I said that. DJ Liu, not. When you have an alcohol problem, me every shirt's a campaign shirt.

So, Jacob, well, we didn't get that text. Lou said You know, let's he's like, are we gonna rip into these bad boys or what and I was like, yeah, sure Of course we should very Lou thing to say. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's its own issue This is about the other day. We're dealing with it. Lou by the way, how many days now I'm not smoking? It's been two weeks. Two fucking weeks, no cigarettes, man. That is absolutely super impressive. It only took almost dying. Most people would think that, but some people think I should die

because I didn't enjoy camping. What were your trekkles, trekkles, ride levels? 800. 800. Could tell you something crazy. Someone on the road this weekend told me, tell Luna to worry, my father went to the hospital because his Tried to glycerides were 17,000 I didn't know that was that I can go that high and you live. That's a range. Maybe should start smoking. So as Jacob said

Smoking while you go. No, don't don't smoke. Oh That wasn't the reason you're triglycerides were also up anyway. Didn't help. I'm sure Yeah, he's fine now two weeks out of a system, but let's say That bit of agitation is in the room too at the time I get this now Jacob We so we we never opened them actually Christine she types with those fucking lead fingers. I thought there was like a punch Like in the room. Oh, my phone is off and it still makes noise. Is it?

The microphone is on. Oh, she's a Joey, Joey, Jordison of typists. Yeah. Fuck a Neil Purple is playing outside. Fucking triggers on that thing. So,

we never drink the campaigns. We don't ever end up drinking them. And then we find out that Jacob said, don't mention them, but we'd already mentioned them. And also my genuine on-air confusion, as I still hold, for why we couldn't mention it at all. I don't know what the harm would have been in mentioning it. He wanted to present it. You wanted to be there for sure.

Surely control of the presentation, I assume, and also to wrap it. That's it. You wanted to be there for surely control of the presentation. I assume and also to wrap it. Right? See, some people, some people accept you, some people understand you, some people get you. I get you. You get me moving on. You understand not mentioning it, not saying the word, we've mentioned campaign on air for five years. Can I say something? Yeah, don't get you. Sorry, I didn't know that part was in there. It wasn't like a this isn't like a Brand new thing that's come he's been around for a little bit and we've we've supported them throughout Me and Lou got tossed on the air the first time on

Rose a Shotgun to Rose which I am willing to do again today by the way if you would all right, I would And Lou was starting playing news clips from another show over R. Shea he got it was great. You're going to shotgun Rose. What a fraternity sorority thing to do. Yeah. I brought one huh? I only brought one of each. You only brought one Rose. Yeah. I can go. It's upstairs. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get another one. But wait, not yet. You don't have to go just yet. Yeah, yeah, let's get another one. But wait, not yet. You don't have to go just yet.

But, so Jacob comes in, he's on one. He's not happy. And Jacob shows is not happy. And he comes in and he's pissed. Now also, that campaign was mentioned at all. And he's pretty fired up. Now Lou, through all of this, when I'm making the jokes and blackloos making the jokes,

like, let's just drink it. I guess jokes is the wrong way to put it to because I would have absolutely just drank it. There were so many of them in here. So Jacob came in and was pretty pissed about that. He sat down. We're talking about it. He said he wanted to present it.

He was pissed. And then I think he just needed someone to take out, which I've been here too. This is why, this I do get. He wanted to take out two and a half hours of fury on the people, because Jacob's probably already spent, I'm willing to bet the last hour and a half of that, like he'd already daydreamed like violent murders

of the people next to him, like him doing it. Yeah, I was like, I bet if I could cut that black homeless woman in half, her heart would still be beating before it hit the floor. Always a good target, by the way. Always a good target. Yeah. So it starts getting uncomfortably real. And Jacob's laying it all on Lou, which didn't make quite sense either because

Lou was saying, let's not drink it at all. And then it got to Louis saying it sucks. And which is not true. Louis loves campaign. And that's not just a sales pitch. The whole thing started because Louis wanted to get to that campaign. Got it.

Right. And he also keeps campaigns at his place. I know because it makes us laugh when he mentions it. Right. So he doesn't hate it, but it was just, he was all up in Jacob's head on that one. And then he called Jacob a virgin fucking pussy. And then Jacob called him a jerk off. And you know what I mean? Like by the time it gets to jerk off, was this stuff serious?

Yes. Or were these like the way you and I? No, no, no, no. These were serious. You're a virgin, you're to jerk off. Seriously, with this stuff serious? Yes. Or with these like the way you and I. No, no, no. These were serious. You're a virgin, you're a jerk off. Jacob was taunting me with both of my vices, cigarettes, and alcohol. And he said, I got some marble lights in my back pocket.

And young boys. And he said, no, that's another tale for the next time. And he said that my new lungs won't last me two years. So he wished me dead. And this was serious. I didn't wish you did. I came in hot. First of all, you have to send a moso listening

to the show on the train. Yeah. So it should be good. It is. It's not exciting. It's an internet of tunnels I'm hearing. Let's do it and drink it, open it. And now, so I'm steaming in my head.

Is your concern in the non-air conditioned train? Yeah. When you're arguing, you said about or your argument being that you want to be here for quality control of presentation. Sure, okay. Do you think knowing you and loving you as we do, that we would drink was, no, dude, this one tastes like battery acid.

I would just say it's all good, no matter what, it luckily happens to be very good. It's very tasty. I am a girl drink guy. No, it's not that I thought you were gonna do it wrong. I was stressed because I wanted to present it, and I told you I was just gonna, I knew myself, I knew I was gonna be hot from the experience I was having.

So I didn't wanna to discuss it today. I just wanted to come in level headed on Monday. What do we do? And then I took out all my fury on Lou and look, Lou, I mean, it's the same shit, you know, you go for maximum, when you're angry, you say the worst things possible. Not that you mean them. What? Of course I didn't mean them. You think, wow, man, you guys couldn't be

in a relationship with me. Christine, how did you talk? Christine, how did you not laugh that off? I thought we talked, but he still said. He said he went for them meanest things in the world he called her a virgin. Well, then if that's the case, then Christine, just get away from me because I am a monster to you and you me. Call him a virgin, you

call him a jerk off. You were the harshest thing. Are you out of your goddamn mind? What? Jacob's gonna fight a little goddamn it. We set him off. No, he's gonna kiss Tracine. He's gonna hug. He's challenging everything. A lot in here. There it is. Jacob, we have Jacob's brother calling in. Big tension. Hey, have you guys not talked since then? The founder of Campaign.

Right after the live show I called him. Called him. Made peace. Yeah. Bobby Chase. I will say actually. I don't need an apology. I don't need an apology, but at the end of the show,

I was like Jacob buddy, Jacob and Jacob just fucking cold shoulder me open the door and I was like Jacob, Jacob goes, he goes, I'm going home and he just let the door slam. To tell you left me for five days. Fucking hot. Are you better now? Phil, right. Slightly Jesus Christ.

Last of the weekend. I feel it. Yeah. Slightly. Jesus Christ. LAST OF THE WEEKEND. I guess. Yeah. Oh, it lasted a week. Did you act at any violent fights in the head in your living room with Lou? No. Nothing fantasy like that. Nothing about Lou.

I was just, I just have long arguments with nobody in my apartment. Jacob, have you batted around even batted around the idea of serial killing? No. You'd be great at it, dude. He'd really be great at it. So good on it. Oh. You know, they'd go, he's so mild.

He's so mild tempered. Yeah. He's so mild mannered. We never thought, what? Look, he's had this calm voice. And then when they re, then when they do it, and you're talking about how you'd kill it You're like, I don't know. I just wanted to feel and then like my my penis fuck his skull

But then we know just but then we start connecting thoughts and you're like skies obsessed with knives, right? Shark Florida where the most knife murder happens in America, right? And it's I can't confirm but probably true. Yeah, definitely true Very easy to lose a body in Florida to let a swamp area. He goes down there to Swampylligwannas because he wants he likes to that's his like testing grounds to see if you could take life right This is all really creepily adding right and watching a lot of interrogations and true crying. You're supposed to kill iguanas You're supposed to I know I know Florida to kill iguanas. You're supposed to. I know. You're simply duty and flared at a killer. But you go to do it.

You're supposed to kill iguanas. You can go and do coke at a nightclub later. You're saving. Now, next thing you do, break it. You're breaking. You break into a medical school and start stabbing cadavers at night. See if you can feel pierce the flesh. And then that's you celebrating over your trophies of fucking yeah, you see in tits

Yeah, you keep little trophies from each victim like maybe it's like a necklace or a piece of the panties or like a scalp with some hair Like an androre yeah, you keep a little something you say that Just like blood skin hair hair a couple flex a hair Maybe you kill like a fucking like like like the night crawl you kill like a cop and then but you keep his badge type of thing like you go for some those are some fucking that's a moose head on your wall don't don't you don't want to kill good people you hear the me you're you're gonna dexterate you're gonna kill or your own enemies got it not DJ Lou though don't I need him don't kill DJ Lou please he has a twin brother though. You can kill looks just like him

You kill his twin brothers get the same rush and then you start from zero with DJ Lou. I'm into this fucking life change for you Well, do we have Jacob's brother on the phone? I don't feel like this is I Don't feel like peace yet. I don't feel like Lou and I are connecting. No, I don't either I think we're gonna have your brother come in here. Well, he does not know anything that happened. Good. So I don't know.

I'd like to let him know. He's not a listener. He's not a listener. You're just looking for this free promo, huh? He's a listener. Wanting to listen to his brother show? No, he has. You're getting ready to get into a fist fight

with DJ Lu over your brother's company. His subscription ended. He is the listener. Yeah. Yeah, yikes this you ended lose subscription. I don't like any of this Huh, you ended lose subscription. No my brother and I'll see Coincidentally he just missed this He just lost his subscription Tuesday, I guess. Sounds funny. Sounds funny to me. So he's an innocent, he does not know what this is. I'll fill him in. I'll tell him.

It's for the best that way. Wait, let me see before we talk to your brother, there's anything I can, mm-hmm. I'm looking at our reads here. We're, I mean, we are crammed up the ass with reads. And that's pretty good everybody. That means you're listening I think, or two people like us a lot. You can do that Jay.

Right here? I had. This little dum- oh yeah? Well, we're gonna get Jacob's brother on the horn here in a second so we can talk about rookie mistakes everyone. Rookie mistakes brought to you by Snickers. Rookie mistake. Maybe you just need a Snickers. Snickers.

The official chocolate bar of the NFL. Check outickers comm slash NFL to learn more Jacob you should just had a snickers man you came here so hot you could just crush down on a snickers get some of that new gad in you simple carbs probably would have helped me oh with that a doubt honest to God that thing that would that have been the cartoon right there you guys just go and do a thing and start punching each other and then come out and you're just sitting back to back in a field, lose smoking a cigarette and jagab's eating a snickers. Oh, what a painting. I mean, you know, I'm trying not to be, be angry, an angry person. So I didn't like your failure. I did fail last week. I forgot about how you left.

Jacob, you're doing a terrible job. It's not being an angry person. I forgot about how you left. Jacob, you're doing a terrible job not being an angry person. You forgot about what, how he left? I know he cold-shouldered. It was so mean. I mean, fairness, I was gonna make I'm fucking assistant principal, shake hands. This is odd.

Put shake your hands, huh? This is odd. It's odd. I feel odd. Yeah, a lot of people are saying, Jacob's heart left with Dan Soder. It's what a lot of people were saying. No, I know Bobby Kelly And that's the reason for this ayer we know that but It's not feeling oh I bet I feel like unsafe

Well, you're right in the middle of this cat fight. That's what it is. Yeah, these two are fun Query anything could happen in any moment. I'm right in the middle of it. And Jacob's like a Wolverine. I wouldn't know who signed to take in this one. I love both these guys. There's no sides to take. They're on, right? They're making sides out of a round object. They're making sides.

Yes. They took a circle and made a triangle. Justin. Yes. There were no good guys last week. I understand that. But well, I will say that amongst these, I have to say, if I'm being fair, please

DJ Lou DJ Lou caught Just he caught misdirected fire for sure Because Lou was the probably the reason we didn't open the campaign before Jacob got here It's not what I heard on the air, huh? Let's see. That's not what I heard in my rate while I was listening So that's why I blew up because then I went into a tunnel. So I might have missed stuff. Tunnel vision is what you went into. I'm not putting it on him. I'm just saying the fragments I heard. You put it in them last week, dude. You bet him over that thing. I did. I did. You guys want me to

manipulate you back into fighting furiously again? It's one of my few skills in the world. I said very specifically, do not open them. Jacob will be furious. And he was and we didn't. And then Jacob came in here and called you a pussy member. Yeah, I know. I got a listen to the show. He didn't call me a pussy.

He was like, I die. He did say I'm saying. I'm saying there's no way I said that. No, you just said you hope you said you hope. You said you hope. I said, Lou, interpret you. You say you hope he continues to do the things collectively that will make him die I know you're still sore I think I gave you three

Pretty good I wouldn't can I be honest with you? I would have given you two and a half I thought there was kind of Gen. I'm just start smoking if that's the way everyone feels it's a 50% increase though. Just so you know, now look at me. Do you think? Do you think I meant it? I can't tell. You're so erratic. I don't know what I'm going to catch more

iron from you. Outside shot. You meant to jago. Well, I can tell you this guys, and I am happy to do this. You see, my friends over at gas digital and I at the Legion of Skanks decided to make purchase of a wonderful, wonderful lie detector test. And man, does this thing work really good? If there was two people in the world, I would ever love to lie detector more. It would be Jacob Batat and Lewitsky. That would be Jacob Batat and Lew Witsky. That would be so goddamn fun.

And you know what, Black Lou? I know you're on Zoom, but you're gonna be in there too, buddy. When you get back in studio, we're throwing you on that thing. Is that where the sex stream with Christine ends? Lou? Yeah, Lou's definitely simplifying his story.

Black Lou, I'm begging for you. You told me off the air, he lied. Yeah, we're going to catch him now. There was, there was off the air, he told me there was way more to the sex dream he had with Christine. Wow. Know what they did. Those two.

Let's begin some of this healing because Jacob's right. Lou. Healing, man. That's what Jacob that you know, he's in fact not a virgin. Heal. Although don't say it unless you mean it because facts be facts. I've never had a girl who said I had sex with Jacob before. But you know, I know you tell me now it's up to, I honestly feel you are. She lives in Canada. Before Jacob.

No, I knew what to say to get to get under a skin because he might be a virgin you think. No, that was a lot of tech to test question number two. Black Lou write it down. Do you think Jacob actually might be a virgin? Now, I do think you think that Lou is a jerk off. So when you said that, I feel like that was the inside of your heart pouring out, shooting out of your chest like a care. Everyone's re-re-re-making what they said when I wasn't in the room, because I know I do remember every one of you was Gungho to try it as far as I was absolutely from what I heard. Gungho to drink. I still don't understand why I couldn't drink it

I know until the fun police walked in we were gonna have a ball. Why could I be drinking these ones that are here now already? Why is it so hard for you to understand I wanted to be in the room. I don't understand that and That and that I was gonna I knew I was gonna be in a bad mood. I got you, but if but if I brought in my, it'll be a good name for my drink, Christine. Let's name my drink real quick. Oh, if you said a drink. Mm-hmm.

Should I call it? Big J's truffle butter. Truffle butter is a good name for the drink. It'll be like a kombucha, but it's made from cum that's been bolted out of girls' asses. There's also gay J's truffle butter, but it's made from com that's been bolted out of girls' asses. There's also gay, gay J's truffle butter,

which will be shut out of men's asses. You're welcome. It's very inclusive. I'd like to be involved in that campaign. Yes, Justin, of course, dude, you're the logo guy. Thank you. You're the guy holding the truffle butter, give it a thumbs up. There you go.

Just wanted to involve myself. Okay. Who are you calling? Who texts and your friends come fuck us up? No, my brother called in. He's not getting put on hold to put them on He's not getting put on hold. Yeah, I don't know if he's computer on hold. He's there. Oh We're clearly clearly it's an old message clearly like last week. I missed a couple of things DJ lose clearly sabotaging your brother in every way and every facet of life.

I like his brother. More than Jacob you're saying. That's what I heard. Well, I mean, when Dad's mad, the kids get a little, you know, resentful. I'm not. I don't know if that was a great analogy, but all that's fine. That's totally fine. He did walk into the room with Dad's mad energy.

That's it. Oh, he walked in the room with real Dad's mad energy. And also that we, uh, but again, Jacob, to answer your question, actually, you said, do with it and talk about it like if I was running late and they were just like Hey, we cracked a few of them. Okay, who gives a shit. I think I still understand what the thing was I think is the anxiety of missing your own party It was sort of how this felt I just felt responsible for day viewing it got it I don't know why that's difficult to understand It's not the part that it's been introduced on the show so many times, that's where I'm a little hung

up on that part. I'm going to let that go. But I see what you're saying. If you were late, I see we say, you're late to your own party, I feel it. If you were late to do a late night special and they just said, well, big J was going to be here, but he's not. And that was it. Instead of rescadling you to do your set.

I mean, it doesn't that upset We're not having a hell I'm gonna really have to send you guys off to a analogy school You could take a few minutes with them and come on with a good one. It's the best I could do it Well, it was a horrific one Jacob just saying How do you want them? So what if you're running late for your late night show and then they drink the soda in your green room? It's more the idea You were late to a podcast that you have other hosts on and they started talking and then you joined the conversation.

Yeah. That would have been more. I'm there. Yeah. Got it. Done it. What happened? I spilled water.

Oh, shit. Signs are ready. This is where he starts. He's got a drinking problem. Airplane style. So we still have water. We're still in water. Loot on his face now.

Trash the fucking studio. Jacob. Justin actually yeah you throw money down even odds who wins the fist fight and then who wins the verbal battle now that Lou has some wind capacity back on the size I realize lately how much size is a factor in these things so I know I know that he he's strong but I'm on size alone. I'd have to look at just without technique, ram into him and throw him through the fucking glass over here.

So on technique, if we're just going all out of fist fight, there's no rules in this fist fight. No. So then I pick the size on that. That's not saying I'm cheering for Lou. I don't get mad at me, please. I would actually get your cheering for Jacob as a shorter gentleman.

Yeah. Yeah. We stick together Yeah, you see two guys you don't know who they are black and a white guy fighting. You're like no way Do you just why gonna do this? And the dog in the fight really I don't care when's but he's like All right, let's see the white you can do this. I guess somebody hasn't watched three o'clock high I have not great I think I'm dying. I have not. Great. I think I'm dying. I hope not. I think parts of my lungs are coming up to my chest.

I can't relate. Yeah. Now, did you clean? You're clear. Having coughed in weeks. Listen to those clear lungs. I say, if, depending on the space, if they have space to move a little bit this space. Okay. I'm gonna say My say DJ Lou

This is pretty close quarters. That's why I'm saying it. You don't have You just got a ram right into the wall. Yeah, if Lou gets like a good grab on him. Yeah Jacob can't use his couple wetter in this room. And then I know he's gonna use his weight. No, Jacob, here's the thing. I feel in the verbal war, the shit talk war, I would have said you would win. I'll agree with that.

But when you, but when you said that, when Lou gets mad like that, he'll say the worst things. And I remember what he said, and these were not that bad of things. Uh, no, I, I mean, I, that's my part. Like, you know, when you're super, super mad, you, you, you'll say the worst things to hurt somebody. You like, you're like that. Yeah. Even though, like 10 minutes later, I'm like, why did I say that? didn't mean it? Oh good then yeah Then you win the rental right if you're saying these soft things he was saying were these worst things And you have a glass jaw in the shit talking department, but you're clarifying that that's not what you meant

Well, I have audio of Jacob's meanness. I was too many fucking faggot in this city here. Yeah, that was That's the old you I mean that is a long time ago, but that was over quarantine my thinking That was over quarantine when you blame the blacks for the covid I'm the only guy who could fuck this girl. Everyone's a fucking fact. Lou No DJ Lou and I want you to look at me and be completely honest No bonfire context there. Did you? No It's called you in a candid moment being there. Did you? Nope. All right. All right.

It's called you in a candid moment, being real. I'm saying. No, no, no. That's your Anthony Coomy moment, dude. You did it. Some people actually think. That was when that gay guy was trying to talk to you on the streets.

He has to receive for money. Homeless guy. I'll leave it alone. Oh, Lou, this weekend at all. And I want you to be completely honest with me. First of all, you definitely ran Jacob down to your girlfriend to Michelle. You definitely were like, he came in, and you told her the story, and then several times you went back and forth on the potential possibility of kicking Jacob's ass.

I thought about it because it made me angry that he came in like that, but She took my side and thought that I was gonna start smoking again So it immediately had a come and get me and join me right and then take me to fucking fire island with a bunch of Organs Oh really you're the fire islands weekend. Yeah, which part you get the shape are yeah the pines Always little Bruce there and fucking you're the shake it off. You didn't hate it. I'm so many fuck why do you go there? Yes, she likes cocks. Yeah, I was that why for real. Yeah, why can you go to the avians with me then? I don't know the rules like that like talk about that

Why you let the go watch a bunch of gay dude swing dick. And I can't take Lou to the AVNs. Lou, I know we're on shaky ground, but you do always seem to accidentally end up in super gay places. She tortures me. This is where she wants me to go. She needs me to be a gay trans. Yeah.

She's just in, by the way, he's like, where are at? But we're on Dean Street. I'm down the go There's not a Dean Street idiot Fire Island dude not in my part you dumb fuck she introduced me to What do you call those people gaze? Dressed up in drag drag queens you did you knew that you got drag? Why why are you like I think she wants evidence. She's collecting evidence against me.

No, I tell you what you're gonna do. She's gonna get you drunk out there, and they're gonna, because you have a bald head, which is great for a wig, they're gonna put you in drag. I bet there's already pictures of you passed that unconscious with makeup on and shit. Whatever was supposed to happen, this drag queen queen was crying because I didn't go along with whatever fucking plan these two had.

Yeah, that seems to be your thing to go with the plan. Your girlfriend's plan? Yeah. No. Is it okay to say something? My God, man. I never heard tests are incredible. Thank you.

You've been incredibly feminine eyes, which I never noticed. I'm not saying you look like a woman. Is that why I was like? I was just saying, just now, as I was picturing you in a wig and all of a sudden, like Lou wouldn't be in a tractable and but as I'm now picturing a little deeper. Are you kidding me? I strike that. Look at it. Cut, put your hand like this cut off right at the note look at his eyes

No, I know I've seen Lou as a woman bring up that girl who cried all the time. I love after a lot of That's Lou that's woman Lou You'll see her oh pick is that The girl who never non-stop cries She was the best Lou. I think you should be open to this. I hate she's making me hate the gay community. I fucking hate over the top. Well, I hate it all. Can't be honest with you.

All at cliche. Nobody's original. Can I get back you up here? Can I back you up a little bit? One of my least favorite things is the 24-7 hyper-affeminate gay guy because I believe that I believe that's the choice. See, see the gaze I hang out with are not like that. No, I'm not. I'm not a manly man. I'm saying.

I don't know what kind of gauging out with. Yeah, Justin calls some friends for a couple months and then we never see him again. Yeah. I like to hang out with those friends. You fucking work out and you're underwear. It's right. You see the definition. Justin's always had six month friends eight times his life that he brings around,

he goes, this guy's from my past. He's around for the next six months every day. And then where'd he go? Just back into the ether, man. Gone. He kills them so he doesn't say what happened to Justin's house. There's bodies under those things. You think Justin's mom would help him hide a body?

My mom would help me out. She would. That's why I know your mom would help you. I'm our baby. I'm our baby. My mom would help him hide a body. My mom would help me out. She would. That's why I know your mom would help you hide. I'm our baby. I'm our baby. My mom would help me hide my sister's bodies if I killed them. That's how much she loves me.

Can't break a Jewish mother's love like that. Can I see this blue woman, please? Did you find her? Did you find the blue lady? Christine, if you would please find the blue lady for me. Type louder, maybe it'll come up faster. Christine, why don't you use your elbows and just pipe the whole word at once.

Oh not the yeah yeah yeah there she is I see it. It's drag queen DJ. You've never said this to my face. Huh? Hi what if you made this gesture behind my back you made this. I think I did just come up with it now. Oh I hate her. No you don't.. Why could she cries non-stop?

Just like you and Papa yells at you damn Jacob. Maybe you made Luke cry last week Even home and cried and then he lied to his girlfriend and said he beat you up. She is a crybaby Look at DJ Lou hitting them samples Drag Lou DJ drag Lou I'd rather black Lou old B.S. Black girl. He's got the bonfire. At the bonfire, I said Sam, look at this girl. Come back to the face.

Dragloo. She's making a fat girl ran out of ice cream crying face. Buddy, she cried at everything. She's like, I'm not going to cry. I'm not going to cry. I'm not going to cry. I'm not going to cry. I'm not going to cry. I'm not going to cry. at the bonfire I sex them look at this girl look come back to the face drag Lou she's making a fat girl ran out of ice cream crying face buddy she cried at

everything in the show yeah she cried she cried for happiness sadness and everything in between did you can totally see that being you do cry the name of the clip is Ashley cries again oh she never stopped crying yeah she just sat and cried she cried when he was coming home. She cried when he got there She cried when they had sex the first time she cried when she thought about the fact they were gonna get the have sex She cries because she's gained weight. She cried because she's lost weight. I Don't cry like that. I don't cry like that. I don't make that face my eyes are better than hers Your eyes are better than yours, but you are also attracted to the bad boys all the time.

Like a blue boy. That's a problem with you. You've always been attracted to bad boys. That's a problem with these gays. They're not the ones you hang out with. They're not tough enough. You've got to get some leathered boys in there. Do you know the different categories of the gays? You're hanging out. I feel like with the twings and you need some bears and some leathered. Just put all the scuffs and show them which one means what yeah, but all your kerchiefs and show them This is Tuesday's when I power bottom. This is Wednesday's when I powered huh? I saw the fattest nakedest gaze all weekend. Oh, yeah, they fuck it on front of you Bear's the grossest body is just standing around. Do they ever suck each other's dicks in front of you?

I don't know You do know it's the food but there was though there was not a lot of dick. Can I say that's just a weird big song. Did they suck anyone's dicks? Did they suck each other's dicks? He went, I don't know. It might have been a guy trying to lift a guy's foop with his forehead. Jake, can I say just this is an hour that I want to dig into because he just dropped this bomb and like that's a huge bomb. an hour that I want to dig into because he just dropped this bomb and like that's a huge bomb. I know, but I want to go into detail. Were you sassy there all weekend with them?

Like Luke, can we get you a drink? You're like, no, I'm fine. Were you sassy? Wait a second. Was this a rookie mistake time or no? No, you weren't sassy. Oh, yeah, wait. That might, that would be a next hour rookie mistake.

It's definitely a next hour's rookie mistakes I can always just bring it up again. What a weekend you've had Drink the shanta drink you have to work in a fight and then went to gay island for a weekend You try to do everything right in life, and you still wind up on gay fucking island I feel like I made you go to fire island for some reason like you guys fuck do you fuck there? No, we just went for the day. What? We just went for the gay day. It's for gay activities. You went in the morning came back at night. Yeah. Oh, oh Missed all the action you gave fucking in the daylight dude you do your dirty at night. You do coke no

What are you doing when you go there? Why are you there then why you literally could you grow up? We're all first. There are pool. Was there a pool? No, just the ocean and the great cheater of error was performing. She's only 90. Two. Is that what you went

there for? No, she's just happened to be a gay icon in a face. That's a solid, that's a solid liberty thing. Cheater of error. I would like to say that I saw a cheater of air who's cheater of air? They know we're on the island trust me. Oh, cuz she's a gay icon sure is she looks like Liza Manelli What does she sing Did she do show tunes? Yeah, is that what it is?

Broadway bullshit and you watched it? No, we actually got shut down. Why too many guys suck each other's dick's too much fucking coke and So stop holding back man. What did you see this one bartender was the biggest fucking guest? He looks like Sean Patton, but totally buff and in a tarzan outfit. It was like the biggest cliche I'm gonna stop talking why? Cuz you loved it. You're getting a boner. I don't like being put into this lifestyle, I'm not into it. You're not open to different cultural events.

I am, but stop shoving these people. We say I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, He doesn't like those people. Yeah, Gays, I'll tell you why. I know what you say. In fairness to lose life, in fairness to lose life here,

she is brought and he is not putting his foot down on a lot of gay events that I'm not understanding what is, does your girlfriend identify as gay? No. Is that how feminine those eyes are? She just wants me to be gay. It's insane what she did.

That's crazy that she took you there of some sort of crazy test. Can I say something? Listen to the support from your friend Jacob. Wait, wait, it's a test. This is healing. Yeah. What I'm not understanding. It was a test. I don't know. What was the test to see? Let's see if I'd suck off anybody on the beach. It was to throw you in a bunch of guys and be like if he runs off with his flock like you couldn't help running off with your family. Jay, the big Chris and little Bruce thing stuck in her head. and she's been constantly trying to prove whether it's real or not by seeing how gay he'll get. Well, that was my favorite jet.

Justin, this is a story you did miss. They went to a bar one night and started drinking and and and and Lewis just outside just cigarette bullshitting with a stranger. This like young about I guess it's like a young handsome guy guy Okay, I was here for this. Oh, yeah, she can't scream my favorite time on the show. She started attacking the guy Oh wait, no, we're not talking about the gay little Bruce thing Sorry about that you went to another you don't know I'm sorry You guys are replacing she got mad at you because you thought you were gaying off with a guy just outside the bar Which she went somewhere out inside the bar to get drinks whatever and you were outside smoking and talking with a young man

and she got furious and young boy that could be many different times well then Lou you're true maybe you're gay and hiding from her I wish I was I am not wish I was I just you could just be I mean you're doing all the activities of accept but I know I don't I don't know what she's gonna be happy She's what's the next test she was all right I want you to come in while you sleep and put your ball bag in his mouth and if you wake up and don't get angry I'm gonna put Lu out. I'm a knock him unconscious with some chloroform and then I want you to come and see if you can fuck his butt back awake if he stays asleep He gay Just turned her Mexican. Yeah, I only have one his trying to get her she to Rivera was the originating

Anita in Westside story that was Natalie would Don't be an idiot. That was Natalie Wood, the film version. The film version. These are her gay friends. She didn't have gay friends. I'm her gay friend. Yeah. Who would he be? So she just goes, Hey, let's take a drive to gay island for the day. Yes. No, no beach. No, nothing. No, well, the beach was the thing. But like we brought sandwiches to the beach and you couldn't even enjoy them. what does that mean is that mean you bring your own gay people that's code there was you know we brought sandwiches to the beach if you know what that there's too many old floppy genitals and I couldn't enjoy what's too many what's

the right amount rather was it nude was it a nude beach apparently the some people are allowed to be nude. Apparently some people. You just really I didn't know that. Old ball bags. Yeah. Old women. Look at those two guys 69ing over there. If you have if your mouth is wet enough to a spear right now, you're gay. Well I know you're mad at me, but that she went too far. She's gone too far. If she was worse to you, the jig of this one. No, no, I'm coming to your defense. know, it's all I have a talking to her. You know, it's odd is the pines is the farthest when they get to and not the nicest that the straight parts of fire I own our little nicer more fun really. Yeah, did you she not know that yeah? She want to go to sunk in the forest Sunk in forest stuck in forest

Sucking forest. I wasn't gonna fall for that Sucking forest I wasn't gonna fall for that Sucking forest dude fire island Can I see just taking the call and then moving on with that because I want to get into this so badly lose your brother Yeah, I want to get into yes I'm talking about it anymore. I'm done with the gays. That's up to Jay. Oh, it's the host Yeah, no, do we have to discuss this more from a microphone away? Well, that's fine. I was getting a dance'm gonna gain dance with Jacob and then I gotta talk more about the fucking Gays all day.

Yeah. Yeah. It's been that kind of week. It's been that kind of week, dude. I swear I'm smoking cigarettes if you guys don't lay off. What am I doing? You going to my funeral? Cause I'm gonna smoke my right into my grave.

How many more years you wanna go to this fucking gay home against your will? My as well, smoke. Never. Can we all fuck eat your funeral? Yeah. just as like a to bring it full circle yeah I'll be honest with you I'm not going to your funeral is gonna be filled with a bunch of naked gay guys dude we love 10 blue is dead he's really dead and I am sad forever sad the sunken

forest you look at all those all that shade the fuck guys there is a place in far around where they have sex in the forest. Of course, I wonder if that's it. Can you go, of course, that's gonna come up. Look at all that shade. That's gonna come up. You know what your knees have rocks and burns on them from the floor?

And you're trapped there. Like you just fucking trapped. That's right. Oh wow. That's how they get you. $20 for every drink. Do me a favor, Christine, please go to the Fire Island Doos and Doats list, please? Because that's great.

So not she did this. Well, I mean, she suggested it and Lou drove. I'm not allowed to hang out with not one straight person, but put me on an island full of gay bows. Oh, Jake, we have your brother in the phone. Introduce your brother for everyone. Yeah. On the phone is my older my big brother Ovid the founder of

campaign wine co here to redo the makeup for the disaster last week that I take responsibility for partially mostly. Ovid he was so angry. I'm not a salesman, I told you that too, and I felt pressure. Yeah, salesman, not a salesman is one way to put it. My brother has all the sales genes, and I have none. And he knows that, so I felt pressure on top of being late. I was getting the play by play when he was stuck on the train. Did you tell you about his gal? I mean, Lou. No, he didn't at the time, but I was worried.

As he kept telling me about what was happening, I was worried what kind of mood he was going to be and when he got to the studio. And then when it looked like he wasn't going to get there, I was like, don't worry about it. Whatever next week, whatever happens, it happens. And so good. I appreciate everything. So I didn't know any of this.

Now, Jacob came in hot and he really just had duke and glue right in the chest with all of his fury. I did. And even my brother loves Lou too. So I do. Oh, yeah. He's your market. fucking a girl like fucking apple It goes beyond the bonfire like he loves the other stuff who does Lose great. Yeah, he's a party. You're great and your brother's great. You just came in on one. Yes. Yes, I did fire it up We were merely going to drink campaigns and enjoy ourselves without me god damn it it yeah he blew a stack of it pretty big uh... he didn't have he didn't have a calming guardrail you know to help

me after that uh... bad train event so yeah i understand i thought he would have just come in and started pounding campaigns. Loose enough. And better probably, yeah, right? I agree. Jacob, you're going to a shotgun campaign with us today. Yeah, you will. It's not my carb cheat day, but I will to make up for this.

Yeah, that's how much I want to make up. You got to do Rose A. I'll do. I'll do simple carbs today. You got to pound the rosé one that's the that's the one you do the shooter with and then we'll taste the new flavors and he tells about the new flavors of it you have campaign because we've all brought familiar with the rosé in the peach mimosa

yes so this is kind of uh... a launch for me so i really just want to say thank you i appreciate it very much but uh... yet we came out with three new flavors of mimosas. We're going to be, we just came out with a passion fruit, a blood orange, and a mixed berry. And I think they came out really, really great. I'm very proud of them. And I think if you liked the way that the peach was, I think now you got a fantastic variety to do from.

And I'm super happy and excited to be able to go out and share and let everybody try them. I enjoyed them all, but I was trying to drink away the sadness of my abusive work family. I understand. I understand. Do you know it? Your mild manner, Jacob, walked out of the show in a huff. When the show was over, I said, Jacob, Jacob, and he goes, I'm going home and just slam

the door behind him. Aggressive. That's how up city was. It was a taxi in here. Huh? It was a taxi ending. It was a real taxi. And then, DJ Lewin at home and told us, Hispanic, girlfriend, up city was a taxi and it was a taxi ending it was a real tax night mr. Walters

yeah and then DJ Lou went home and told us a span of girlfriend that he got bitched out by Jacob and then she dragged him off to gay island this week took a real shot I thought Jacob was having a rough he turns out DJ Lou is having it so rough if I knew she was taking you there Lou I would have given you a case of rosé, at least to talk with you. You trying to get him fucked up? No, we don't love.

Do you? No, the drinks are free from campaign as far as you're concerned. Dude, you think fucking, you think fat naked guys blow in each other, don't want to drink campaign? You could, by the way, you can quote that in your commercial if you want. I know a lot of people are pulling stuff and the leaf for commercials but if you want put that on one of the the things that the quote tag

i'm letting our web designer know right away be a gay island legend with campaign ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tell everybody where they can order you do direct order correct no yeah we're doing direct order so our new website is up and it's uh... campaign wine co dot com uh... i texted the uh... my my brother has a link there but it's uh... it's up there uh... simple but clean uh... all five items are uh... are on the uh... on the website and we're very uh... happy they're all shipping out of our warehouse in New York

and so a couple of people already ordered and got stuff pretty quickly so very excited about that. Well yeah they saw Jacob was willing to die for it. I'm apparently, yeah. My mom's in the horn. Nice. Mom. Wait.

Mommy. Yes. Hi Mommy. I decided to start calling you Mommy now. Hi, Mommy. Mommy. I decided to start calling you Mommy now. It's weird. As I get older, I'm going to call you Mommy and make it strange to people.

What did Mommy say? Mom, I don't know why this came up. I was honestly out. I'm just breaking up a severe tension in the room here. I don't know if you know, but Jacob and DJ Liu almost fist fall, and then Liu had to go get away with his girlfriend to a gay island for the weekend. Black Liu is home.

You're pretty much all caught up. Oh, Justin's here also. Hey, T-Bill. Hi, Justin. How are you? Bobby Kelly's fly fishing right now for steelhead up north, so Justin's here with me today. Just a upcoming question didn't come from me. Justin wanted to know this, actually.

No, I was thinking, I just, I'm guessing with your age, this is a strong chance this didn't happen. I feel like you missed it on either end. If you were older, if you were older or substantially younger, maybe, do you have any lesbian experiences? You ever go down on a chick or vice versa, make out with a girl, suck a tit?

Do I really have to answer this? You ever go down on a chick or vice versa make out with a girl suck a tit Yes, you do now I mean not in detail but maybe in detail depends on the details are no don't answer hang up on her Lou no wait leave her on on. Do you want my feed? Uh oh, is that mean there was before Joe? Oh my dad's there. Awesome. A part of me was hoping that Joe was there for it. This is like yeah, Joe was cheering us on.

Joe, what is your thoughts? Everybody's Joe, my step bonfire context. Joe's my stepfather. My king. I have to take this bet. I can't believe my mom's fucking diked out before. a bonfire context shows my stepfather my king I have to take this bet I can't believe my mom's fucking dike that before this is crazy there's no way anybody else's mom in here has done that my mom may have

just a mix of mom may have but may have she's a little vassian designer he looks like he looks like oh god joe that terrible. And he said that he wasn't who are given my age. Yeah, because I'm like, I figured that's a young girl's thing. I didn't assume it was happening while I was around, mom, you animal. Have some class, your baby boy was there. Um, no, my baby boy was not there. Wait, okay. All right. So it happened after I moved out interesting Interesting Do I know the person?

I take the left So in between cops In between cops In between cops. You had a moment in between cops. Did I almost have a stepmother? Did I almost have a two step mothers? Joe said this is guilt by avoidance. Yeah, no, if you don't say it, we all assume you did. But maybe it's just that's for the best. I don't know if we want to hear the story. Was I born already? Um, yeah, you had to be. Okay, yeah. Oh, my sweet

lord. This did not go the way we expected it to go. I'll be husband yet. I'm up blown away. You have a daughter. I do have a daughter. And some of the rank things that have been horrible things you've done. The horrible things I've done damn Joe your daughter your daughter is not listening to this is it what's hope not No, no, no, she doesn't listen to her father Ramble on about this nonsense What your mother Jacob has a question Jess Jacob. What's your type? What are you looking for in a woman? Jacob, I don't think she's looking for a woman anymore.

That night. Just something just happened. Okay, that night, what happened? Exactly, I was seriously drunk. There. Come on, what? I can't lie, I was very drunk. Oh, oh, my sweet old mama

Mommy Mommy, what have you done? And this is like full bush here. Think you love me. You still love me. Of course I still love you. Everyone loves you more now, quite honestly. Now they know you party. You'll get down. Damn, was everybody cheering in a circle? Was everybody screaming like, Terry and whatever the name is?

And you guys like pulled your boobs out and made out? Ew. No, I was so much younger. Oh, was it with the girl you went to the Bahamas with? That's where it was. Yeah, that's where it was for sure. it was her. Was it hot Estonine? That's who it was. No doubt. Did you hear that? No, it was not. It was your friend Dawn. It was Aunt Linda. We hear it. It was it. No, Aunt Linda is still far from Aunt Linda now.

Okay, so now we know 100 degrees of Matlinda Uncle Frank. Did you Lesbo out with Uncle Frank? Damn. No, I did not. Yeah, it was on a vacation. Somebody who works with the casual meal big and tall. It worked. Yeah, it was semi vacation, I guess. And I was very drunk. I'm not sure whether I get that through. I got sick in the middle of everything. And you did it all. You did the whole Shabong Shabongin. I don't want to hear all this part. I ruined it.

Huh? Joseph said I ruined it. Oh, Joe was there. What's happening? Wait a second. Was this when you guys went to Maryland without us the first time and then tried to teach us that a hotel in Maryland is a vacation.

You know what they say about Maryland. It's for lovers. Maryland, it's for your mom that died out. It was some chicken. That's too big for a licensed player. As to the standard MD, mom died. Now it's like it's Maryland either. You guys don't take many vacations. for a list of the md mom died that now that there are a lot that

is not taking many vacations i was very drunk very drunk got that keep on saying that now make me think you weren't that drunk also the put drugs in my thing for sure also i was hypnotized by a lesbian and i give blood that day so i was woozy

is a lot to drink and I found out a lot today, mom. DJ Lou, by the way, goes to gay island and does gay stuff. Also, you know, can he try to fight me and then Jacob freaked out over a canned wine? It's a lot to get in one sentence. I'm sorry. I was I was really. I thought I'd make this call to break the tension of the room and I got to be honest with you. Everyone for the first time in a week is smiling, I'd say, actually. Everyone's pretty stoked on the idea of you dykein out with some chick, mom.

It's pretty cool. Was she hot? Uh, which I don't even remember. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Good consistency on that. Was she fat? Was it a fat person?

Was it a fat person? I was very, I was very drunk. But you know who the person is. You know who they are. You didn't. You just hooked them on a vacation with a random chicken. Wasn't you even a friend? You fucking party with Jesus Christ, mom. Now, Joe's in the plate. That you know, it's funny. This is how great dudes are. Joe's such a dude. You know what?

What Joe lacked in teaching me masculinity and like cabinet making and car fixing. He taught me and dude that he taught me dude theory. And one thing Joe just showed right there, he doesn't really mind the story is semi out there now. And then once it was getting out there, like Joe was happy to plead to fifth and not have the story be at it all. Once the story is slowly coming out, he just wants everyone to go, I was there. Oh yeah, no, she was one of the green shirt right? I was there to see no, I was a damn yeah, Joe, get

him. Jay, your mom did some titty touching. My mom definitely touched titty's. Just make sure that my granddaughter never hears This is why I love her to hear I'd like her to go full as both possible Joe says or where he works Damn damn it was somebody Joe works with Fuck you never know these conversations happening when you're a child in the house I was babysitting all those hours because you guys were out there doing Christ knows what Christ knows what. Christ knows what. Christ knows what. He said Christ knows who. Were they young and pretty? Joe? Were she young and pretty? He did the answer, Joe.

He did? Yes. What do you say? He said, yes, he was alright. That's what you said. Yo, is it alright? This makes a lot of sense. I'll tell you what, this is 14 therapy sessions right now. I mean, worth of good. I don't have to go to therapy now.

Hey, Jay, why are you such a perv? Probably because your mom's a creep who dikes out with girls and forever stepfather. That's why that's why I don't have to go to gay eye on them to be tested, Lou. We already know what I am. I'm my mother's boy. I'm my mommy's boy. It does. Joe said it sounds like a doctor fell episode. It really does. No, I'm pretty chill with it. That's pretty cool. Go get him, Joe. Let me smell your left hand. That's not the mom hand, right? Hey, the other one I mean.

Well, I got to be honest with you. Maybe we'll try Justin's mom, but I got to feel I'm just not going to go this great. I'll tell you a story about my mom weighing up. Yes, not good. Mom, congratulations. That's cool. That's how I'm now. I'm top dog now. Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, I'm like, my mom kisses you with that mouth. That's what I'll say to people now. I'm so happy. My mom kisses you with that mouth. You took me by surprise when you said that. It's like, and I can't lie. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. That's what I'll say to people now My mom kisses you pussy You could have but I really prefer that you didn't and it was pretty great I've been lied to a lot the last but a couple days

Jacob lied in front of a girl to me DJ lose telling us you didn't do anything gay at gay Island when this you went there specifically for that tell your friends Well, I love you regardless. I love you, too. I don't hold this against you. I think it makes you cool. It doesn't make it go. Yeah.

Now when Joe goes to sleep early, you can go out cruising for pussy together. What? Oh God. Go to sleep, Joe, you nerd. Me and my mom are cruising for box. Cruising sleep, Joe, you nerd. Me and my mom recruit them for box. Cruising down the heaven, you. Oh, I said we'll go and I see your mobile.

Oh, yeah. Oh, you guys probably get in all the swingers clubs for free at your advanced age. That's great. I'll just walk in. This is my son. It's just here for moral support. We have a damn stage.

Yeah, we are advanced as the damn jurors. I love you. I'll call you guys later, unless you're preoccupied. I got the juices flowing in the house. I love you both. I'll talk to you soon. I'll be going to be in the video. Bye, guys.

Bye. That was wacky. What's up? Oh, was that a rookie mistake? Just calling my mom blindly and asking her if she'd I mean rookie mistake I mean I'm gonna read it I'll say I was a rookie mistake. It's not calling your mother to find out if she's like that I got to tell you this crazy story about my mom. Yo Jake

I don't even know your mom and I'm gonna already tell you my mom's way cooler than your mom sounds like it Yeah, in fact little you should probably date my mom. It looks like she's pretty free to lose to party, so whatever you want to do. But she brings... My mom's a stoke, Lord. She brings stoke throughout the land. Hey, everybody, thanks for listening. That was just a portion of our actual Sirius XM radio show. If you want the whole thing, go to SiriusXM.com slashbomfire for a special offer.

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