The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Monkey Fur (feat. Dan St. Germain)

Episode Date: February 9, 2023

Jacob has a disgusting connection with The Beatles!

I'm Dan and I'm Jay. And actually we're a radio show that exists on Sirius XM, that's right. For full episodes of the Bond Fire, go to SiriusXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. For our stand-up tour dates, go to dancotor.com and BigJ Comedy.com. And now the Bond Fire with Big Jay Okerson and Dan Soder. Yeah, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm gone, so we're feeling a little loose this week. We took a real shot with this song. You were very excited about it. You're very excited.

And I get the concept of Jeremy Overfoot loose. Fun, very fun. You said it was a medley. No, I said it was a mashup. Oh, okay. It's fun. Not your man Randy Savage just shut up before we get back. I saw that.

It's DJ Cumberbun, which that's a little pandery, you know? I know your pandering to me. I don't know how I feel about this. How about I skip to the end? I skipped to the end to really wow us. There we go. All right. I pressed the peace real Jeremy.

Sorry real Jeremy for your, or for darn. There we go. Going in to rollin' down a river. This is the thing when you're stone that you think is incredible. It's very fun. It's a thing where if I were stone very high at home and I watch that I'd be like that's really cool Art is different in different forms all love blends together I'll go to the Bond fire series X-7 faction talk 103. I'm Dan Soder Big J. Overson is in Los Angeles

Film on a whole bunch of fun shit Then he's going to the Super Bowl to watch his Philadelphia Eagles take on the Kansas City Chiefs He'll be back Tuesday filling in my good buddy dan saint your main first uh... first time uh... uh... caller a long time listen don't do that ever again uh... full most of the crew is here d j luke christine marie heavens and jacke patat in studio at home via skype or whatever it's called now zoom are blacking the black tiger, Lewis. Gaww.

Lou, I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't think it's a winner, but I think you should play it for Jay on Tuesday, and I think I could be wrong. He'll fucking hate it, especially if the Eagles lose. Well, if the Eagles lose, you can't play it for a while. But if the Eagles win, you might be able to ride it in. Okay. That is, it is a big game, and that is a lot coming back on Tuesday.

What would, what would Jay's favorite mashup be, I think? Uh, corn and... I was going to say, or I was going to say like, Deftones and Toto. You know, if someone did like a really cool name band or... Deftones and Toto? Yeah, like if you got like a weird I'm trying to think of what another one would be like ODB and like kill switch engage Right, what do you think you're as lover?

Maybe like Slipknot, okay, oh I like that. I could see some Ambrosia and slip not coming together. Yeah. Man, when mashups started to happen. I'm like, you don't know. Ambrosia's got here. You do. Jay, just be able to do like a song.

Jay just did this to me recently, but we can do it with you. Ambrosia's got hits. Bring up some of their hits. You absolutely know Ambrosia. We've got a lot of. If you like Pina Coulada. Oh, sir.

Don't even fucking get near that one Black Lou you there I'm here hey buddy you're at home what's up? We're walking in the studio today and St. Germain was talking about you guys are all NFC East with the Eagles in the Super Bowl You're a Cowboys fan. Oh DSG's a Giants fan yay Super Bowl you're a Cowboys fan. Oh DSG's a Giants fan. Yeah You are you cheering for the Eagles St. Germain? I am cheering for the Eagles just because of Jackson Mahomes

That's what we talked we talked about it last week, right? And I already have very I think there's a conspiracy because my videos Taking off a TikTok. I post one video about Jackson Mahomes immediately 80,000 views and000 views, and then taking off. Really? They said abuse. Abuse, why, what did you say? All I said was like, he's up there in the dance box. You know, wives dream was followers told him to kill himself. And I think that that's what it did at. Yeah, probably. Have you seen, did you see Patrick Holmes's dad?

No, I haven't seen his dad. Bring up Patrick Holmes's father smoking a cigar on the sidelines, his old black dude. Yeah. And they're like, what do you got there? A cigar and he keeps going, I got that Joe burrow. He's like, you know, Joe burrow is smoked a cigar. I was like, damn, dude, I would love to see a conversation between him and Jackson. It's, you know, something tells me Patrick's, Patrick's got a lot of a lot of family. You know what I mean? Oh, like people showing up

you know, Patrick, see if you can find the video him smoking the cigar. But his dad played a major league baseball. Yeah, so his dad has still got that. It's gotta be so weird to grow up with like a professional athlete dad, all that confidence, you know? Yeah, it's my dad as a professional writer, so it's like, I have confidence.

Like, I know all of Escalis's the Oristai, you know? I can write prose. Yeah. Yeah, it's different when you have a probably a professional athlete dad that's like you're gonna win and all we do in this household is win. Yeah, it's gotta be all right. Meanwhile my mom and our house was like, my mom was like, we'll survive. Let's just hope we survive. This is him. Oh yeah, play this, this but there's another video him on the sidelines like that ship baby like it like it oh is that that's Jackson also Jackson the the one that's yelling who is that is

that my homestas mom or his wife I don't know his wife is got a a shrieking yell she hey babe she's just trying to hold on man. She's holding on. She's like Tom Cruise on the side of that plane in Mission Impossible. She does all her own stunts. In the marriage, she does all her own stunts. Here's his dad. I feel great, you know, my baby boy, dear, when he always do, you know, he's going to show up. God, I would love to have an old black dad right about now. Yeah. Yeah. What you big head.

I mean, you would settle for any dad, but old black. White, white, green, purple. Don't give a fuck. All the colors of the rainbow. Oh, dude, I'll take an alien dad. I have a white bright dad. When we were writing that show, when we were writing Stone Cold, or coming up with the idea of Stone Cold, dancing, Dan and I were doing the joke

that we'd start calling Steve Austin our work dad. We'll be like, hi work dad. And he's like, I'm gonna need you to stop calling me that. So you're my dad now. I love you work dad. I think it's gross. Please don't.

Dude, his dad though, you know that there was like, there was that moment where he knew Jackson was soft and Patrick was the one, you know? Where they were like Jackson was crying over a busted name. He's like, well, pouring it all in the back. Well, I have one son who's just throwing bombs and the other one who keeps recreating TLCs, don't go chase and waterfall. I wonder which ones in a turnout grade. Which one am I going to give my time and attention to?

The kid that can throw a football, 40 yards on a dime. I wonder which one's going to be the generational player. Yeah. Patrick's going, dad, I just learned how to throw running backwards. And then Jackson goes, dad, look at this. If I make my butt go like this, he's still going to cigar goes. And then when I came to a fork in the road, shoes left. Like, there's no, there's a thing is we don't know like a skip Montana, you know, there wasn't like there wasn't like a

live streamer there like some guy in booty storage, so it was like damn marina's brother that we had to deal with. Yeah dude, raw marina. She's a crazy dance. Raw, raw marina, got like a rod steward hair. He's like, how it's up on raw marina. I love cocaine crashing cigar boats I mean Patrick Mahon is the Roger Clinton Yeah, but I can't even you can't even bring Frank's one Frank's don't had a song

You know, I mean I Frank's alone his way ahead Frank's alone had had hits had a hit hit hit hit hit hit take me back Jack Jackson homes those also we talked about this when jay was here but he is cause problems for Patrick we had a whole restaurant thing right we asked for like we need to talk about that you need to talk about that no we got to talk about the restaurant one we talked about when he filmed himself in the shantaylor memorial. oh i don't i didn't even remember that. Oh, dude. It was a rope-dough thing They were dedicating the number 28 to Sean Taylor and he was he was in it doing a fucking ticker. Oh, is he 28 or? I mean

You know, I mean he's just he looks like a Pixar character. Yeah, it doesn't help how cartoonish his face looks You know, he looks like he's in the Incredibles. Yeah It looks like if if you make If you like did a like a comedy movie about Jackson Mahomes like Patrick Mahomes is dipship brother That's like that would be the art, you know, like show me this I'd be like that's two on the nose Yeah, that's two on the nose where he he's like, yeah, then he's this incredible quarterback, seemingly out of nowhere. Oh, I know.

Archie Manning should thank this guy because I have no problem with him in those Caesar's commercials after this. Yeah, he goes, thanks buddy. Thanks buddy. Thanks for taking the G. He keeps it cool, keeps it on the DL. Just do my lines, get out.

I'm not gonna lie, you even got Cooper some money back there. I really appreciate that. Yes. That's not meant Cooper. I really appreciate that. Yes. That's it, man, Cooper. I'm surprised that he's not more in the press because the Super Bowl's two weeks, they run out of stories by the end of the week. They're very selective though.

It's like, remember that Thanksgiving game this year and the Jerry Jones like segregation, like the news 12 in Arkansas, that came out and nobody mentioned it. He's doing this whole week. He's doing this face. He's just watching racism like this He's like Wilson and homin proved yeah, like over the fence. It was fucking straight up He's in like a historical picture for racism

It's going on over there. What are you guys doing? Black Lewis a cowboys fan that picture comes out and you're like son of a bitch, right? No, I'm like, please fire this dude get him out of the organization Oh, we can finally win something. Yeah, give this he is the organization. Yeah, dude They should give the organization a Byron Allen just have him by Spend all that fucking comics unleashed money because Byron Allen was gonna try to buy the Broncos I hear you do a trick play like this. Yeah, I heard you get first nails. What's that like?

That's not that like. Yeah, no, he's, he's just rolling. Dude, I love Jerry, dude. I knew Jerry Jones was evil. I mean, there's been several examples, but the 2020 draft, when they did it all via Zoom, can you bring up a picture of Jerry Jones on his yacht during the draft?

It looked like a Superman villain. Just the way he was where he was like, well, of course I'm out here on my draft and I'm gonna tell you who I'm gonna buff first in the first round, what for. Imagine how unlikable Dan Snyder has to be. That all these other guys are like, what a dick. Yeah, Jerry Jones never gets shit because,

so yeah, we can't write. Yeah, we can tell you what, yeah, yeah. But like, he never gets shit, he never gets shit. Yeah, look at that dude. Look at that fucking, that was him on his boat. Oh my god, look at that. He's like, hey, what the hell? A pure, that's on a y'all.

We do things little differently on this y'all. Now you understand the salvation army is a feeder school that gives me a little children to hunt. I go to an island and similar to the Epstein's except for fucking we do school. Do you think that's how these billionaires like, they're like, look, I I may have a I may have a Reserve right where I hunt the homeless, but I don't touch a little kids. Oh, Jesus Christ. They're okay. I'm not that

Children of pure, but if you're addicted to heroin, I'll hurt you. I'll try to kill you He goes and by the way a dream of chrome is real He just confirmed something, really like, oh man. Yet Dan Snyder, I asked McDaniel, I was like, everybody hates that guy. McDaniel was the receivers coach in Washington for four years. And I was like, what did he think about him? I was like, what about Snyder?

He's like worst owner I've worked for. He's like, by a long shot. Well, the thing about Snyder, which is hilarious, is that he's gotten front everybody, where they were trying to force him out earlier this year. And he's like, I got dirt on all you, and it all went away. Everyone went,

Jim Herse, took out his Jim band guitar, and put it back, you know. I figured, I figured where the fuck we were. We were at my grandma's house for Thanksgiving, and Katie and I kept seeing this commercial for the Jim Herse collection. Jim Herse, for those of you who don't know, owns the Indianapolis Colts.

Yeah. Little Bonfire context. He owns the Indianapolis Colts, but he's also like a party dude. Oh, classic DUI photo. Yeah, he's got like, yeah, bring up Jim Erse. His DUI photo is like,

I am having fun right now. Yeah. Like, I was, he was like, he got out of a sauna for like 10 hours. His life is constant margarita, though. I have margarita, I think he had a brain got out of a sauna for like 10 hours his life is constant margarita bill I have margarita I think he had a brain implant where just you want to know what dance ain't your man looks like during a real Apps hello jimmer says do you I photo and look at him by the way that second picture with his hats and it's all he's got Says spill on it. That's a man. That's on HG. He's like in shape. He's a rich guy in shape. Oh my god

Yeah, and he's got Sowers had he goes. You got the plugs going out on the Super Bowl. Yeah, man. Yeah, I used to be a I have to see like culture my team for a while because I was like a patent because you like Peyton. Yeah, but now you know, do you still like Peyton? You know, I still like to be asked of course. I get annoyed with him now. He's making more money hand over his. No, I mean, that's, that goes without saying. I was like him in Eli's stick of like, well, I guess we're just regular. Davidson moved on from John Alaney to Eli though.

Yeah, yeah. He's like, I'm a, Eli, I'm a breakeel. Eli's gonna start doing blow and dating like, that's it. I don't know what else we could break. Eli already looks like the little boy in the firm or witnesses the murder. Yeah, we're just a mirror.

Like at my time, there's just like a default like look on. I mean, it looks like you just witnessed a crime in the woods. He goes, well, okay. Yeah. All right, Peyton was the funny. I mean, obviously, he's the funny girl. Super funny guy. Yeah.

Wait, so I wrote on a roast that he was on. He was great. Really? Was he a nice guy? I wasn't there the week of filming. I was there like a couple weeks beforehand and he was apparently really nice. Yeah. It was the Roblo one. Okay. It was the Roblo.

Yeah, but he was like, I mean, I think he was great because also they had an encounter who came in and she said, I'm going to write my own stuff. Which you got to be like, okay. There you go. Good luck. Jim or not go great for. But when we were watching this commercial, it just kept playing when we were in the Bay Area, where it was like the Jim Ursae collection. And apparently he's just bought in a bunch of like,

historical, cultural shit. Wait, so it's in the Bay Area, that's being happening? It tourist. It goes around. I swear to God, he just takes his goods and, and fucking, he goes where? He was there about a couple of weeks ago ago they had this whole like look here. It is the gym But he's got ringos Beatles drum kits which leads us nice kit which I mean that John Lennon's glasses He's got Jackie Robinson rookie card. He really is just a rich guy. I guess what's the almost stuff? drum kits, which leads us. Nice kit. Which I'm not hit. John Lennon's glasses. He's got Jackie Robinson rookie card.

He really is just a rich guy. I guess we'll see all my stuff. Paying a 15 bucks, you can see all my stuff. I mean, if you rob stuff, this seems like a easy mark. Yeah, you know like an Ocean 11's plot. Yeah, he's like white trash oceans alive. Ocean 711. Yeah, we can get this guy.

We can go steal this card Jacob you Have been teasing all week and I haven't got to it a Beatles story involving your family Yeah, you said you were out, but I didn't remember like the you guys watch the hey My history my my one of my aunt's is in the hey Jude video, which I didn't know all in the all in the room playing. Oh, wow. Did you have a hot aunt? She's our. She ain't hot dude. Dude, come on. We're in the days. We're in the day and a's of browsers. You can say so. Did one of the Beatles think she would ever get stuck in a drying machine? Yeah. The biggest scrapbook you've ever seen. She was at Polymacartney's house.

Because I remember her. She was quite the big. Give me Hendrix. She's got the Hendrix. She's got an album with photos with every rock star you can imagine from the show. Was she a backstage Betty? I don't think so. She just somehow knew where they were all staying.

Actually, I was like like our animated show. If this one doesn't work, she goes, uh, Jacob, I'm going to tell you right now, I sucked off the mom is in the podcast. And any other relatives there. Yeah, it's some cousin, some, some associate. I used to have a bit about this on my first, but it's the weirdest song because it's like Paul McCartney wrote the song about John Lennon and his son, right? What a weird thing to bring. Hey, you know, hey, you're not your tearing your family apart. Well, I wrote this beautiful ballad about it. I hope that's cool. This is about my family

Imagine if I brought a pilot it was about you and your dad and you didn't know I was like writing it. I go I think For reading you're like fuck You're so pissing you wrote about oh Yeah, he really did that thing really goes. I think that's called a creepy. I think it's kind of creepy related about me, but Fucking good soul Because this thing fucking slums Like I did my first wife Hey now hey now, but he I didn't know that hey Jude was that I didn't know Paul McCarty wrote about Julian well Julian yeah, um, it's very weird. So how did your aunt?

Because I we definitely talk about when I was here. Okay, so well, that's just in the side That's like that's one link to the Beatles. Is this your father's side or your mother's side my mom's all right bunch of backstage baddies. What's there? What's there my mom Paris the Paris is yeah, what a sexy last name to sorry to sex up your mom's family It is no worries. I'll shout shout out to mr. Baton very for a hot episode No worries. I'll shout out to Mr. Patat. It's a very foreign. He had an opportunity. Episode. Well, so that ant, but she had her other two sisters. One was my mom and then there's my other ant, her other, their other sister. So my grandfather by trade was a furrier. He started, he traded first. Really? Like you go through the Rocky Mountains and get like be beaver belts? Well, no, this was in Europe.

The furrier now sends organ trafficking, but with furries. No. He has to order a guy in a fucking puppy suit. Keep in mind, this is not today where it's like you're the devil if you're selling fur. It's back then. It's like good fellas. Peter was cool back then.

You're Guma, you bought him a fur. It's fur trading. Exactly. Peter was cool back then. You're your guma, you bought him a fur. It's fur trading. Exactly. So he started in Europe in fact, he was, my mom was born in India in Bombay because that's where he was for a while. Yeah. Then they moved to Italy and then they settled in Queens

and he got a job. He was like the top first salesman at Bergedorf Goodman. Yeah, dude. So that's the biggest. For those of you who don't know, and if you're trash like me and didn't know, Bergdorf Goodman is on 57th and 5th, and it is like the wealthy department store. Yeah, it was, it's so wealthy that when I was working at Dos Caminos, my buddy was like, I can maybe get you a job at Bergdorf Goodman as a lunch waiter and they would walk with 300.

Wow. I love that restaurant. I go with that restaurant. Yeah. You've been at that restaurant. I love it. I had one button down shirt that was shiny. That wasn't my butt.

My black's for the restaurant. And I went there and the lady's like, okay, well, I need you to work. It says you can't work Fridays or Saturdays. I was like, yeah, because I go on the road doing stand-up. I was like, sometimes I need Thursdays and she was like, no, you have to work Fridays or Saturdays. I was like, yeah, because I go on the road doing stand-up. I was like, sometimes I need Thursdays and she was like, no, you have to work Tuesday through Saturday. And then sometimes you'll have to pick up Sunday shifts because you're new.

And I was like, yeah, I don't want to work that much. And she's like, I found out from my buddy, it was Sergio. Sergio was like, yeah, it's hard to get a job here. Like, I had to be like, this is one of my good friends and then they brought me in for interview. And then I showed up like, oh, worked that much. Yeah, but if you got it who knows what what happened? Yeah, but I mean it's like a lot of money. They make a lot that's what I mean You may have not done as much comedy. Yeah, cuz you're fucking walking with 300 on a lunch is so much fucking money

Dude when I was when I had a day jet like security I did nothing That's like why it was the greatest job ever. Yeah, I never had to worry about crazy about crazy your security at the met at the met for three years i never i just had to worry about getting fired like there was all this high brow culture stuff it's just st.a.m.a. being like i'm writing jokes he's just writing jokes and yeah i remember your old joke where you're like michelle obama came to the mat and they wouldn't let you be there they wouldn't let me be in the front because i was a problem guard yes they called me wheelchair racing in the basement.

That's very funny. But St. Germain had a great punch line where he goes, what are they afraid of? I'm gonna run it up to him and go, Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama, you sign my Michelle Obama action figure. Really, it's just storm in a pantsuit. But yeah, man, that's like working at those fancy ass places,

like Burgdorf Goodman. I, walking inside of it when I applied for that job, I was like, this is fucking crazy. It's like, it's like, Macy's on steroids, it's like. I went to train at a fine dining place, like once I got sent home because of my shoes. Really?

But I mean, the waiter, oh yeah, I was like, I had sneakers on. Brought those California pizza kitchen shoes in there? I had sneakers and they were like, you need dress shoes. And I was like, I don't even fucking money to get dress shoes to go train for a job I might not get. But the waiters there, they would make like 1,500 a week. Which at the time was like, still is.

I was looking for like 500 a week at the time. That's what, when I would hit 500, it was a lunch waiter, I was like, that was good. And does Camino's like, was popular when I started there? Thoseers like was popular when I started to get this is still kind of a thing no it's alright but it like when we won Christina and I used to work there was like kind of a big deal to get dinner shifts because they would make a lot of money don't to get a job there does meaners was like when the hot restaurant but burgdorf goodness back to your story that's fucking high

society that's when that's in the 2000 the the early 2000s. Yeah, so it's before 2008. 50s, 60s and 70s. This is like, it's the biggest department is famous. It's where all the old Hollywood came to get fitted for suits. It's still got that energy. It's still got that like giant pedigree. Like this is where a fatty arbuckle dropped off the dead tram. But my friends, we had to shovel her in the basement. The secrets that are in there?

Yeah, old timey's he. Can I tell you something? The electricity is fueled by dreams. You know, Preston Sturges, you see the meat of a new bowl. Yes, the head of NGM would only have a sandwich if it was Filipino hookership. But so they're working in there. Well, yes, so my grandfather started working in there.

I think in the mid-50s when they moved to America. And he was beloved, but I think it was like the second floor was the first shop. And every celebrity from actors to sports stars would go in there. He met them all. Just to put up a go. He met them all. He met them all. He definitely knew who Jon and I was.

I care to you, he met him. But one day, the story is that Ed Sullivan was apparently a gigantic pussy hound. He had girlfriends everywhere. Yeah, they say that a lot in the body. Like when they're talking. He did, he made them call Dick Papa, Giju. So he, he, apparently one of the, one of the girlfriends came in to get her, her main code, because Ed, as a celebrity, took care of his, his women.

Which by the way, was, that, that coat was a pre-nut promise. No, yeah. Because I'll get you the finest mink. And then he came and went, what are you still doing here? I don't know, go get the coat. So many adorable Woodland creatures were swattered for Ed Sullivan's slide pieces. So many.

All the side pieces. You're gonna love it. You're gonna for us killed. Sorry kid. Here you go, sorry, I like the fuck. Then keep that in mind for story number two. Because that comes into play. So anyway, yeah, because my grandfather fitted Ed Sullivan, one of Ed Sullivan's bimbos

for a main coat He got tickets for my other aunt to go see the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan show in 65 the premiere what? No, it wasn't the premiere. It was one of that. I think they were on multiple times Okay, so I think it was their third time on the show. I mean, I'm not going to be on the show. You got paid to do it then, right? That was like Ed Sullivan. It was like very, like I think it was Carson who started the, oh no, it's promotional.

Before that you would get like, look that up. See if you could get paid to get going Ed Sullivan. I think Ed Sullivan, and who was the guy after that that everybody, you know, the guy Jack got a part. Jack Park. Jack Park. Yeah. And who was the guy after that that everybody you know the guy Jack Jack part part and yeah First the first time the Beatles were on were 64 and then they did it again when Ed Sullivan did a remote show in Miami That was their second time on New York, you know, it's all of them went to Miami just for the plus. Yeah. Oh my god

It was just a pussy. It was a pussy work. Probably him and a few other guys like trying to overthrow QBid. Yeah. Have you been to the island of pussy? It's insane. But that's, I think that's a great link to how to another one of my aunts, another, another Beatles link to my family. But they hate Jude video and now this at a Sullivan performance. Yeah, so story number two. Okay. I think this was late 60s, early 70s. My grandfather, again. Pussy Hound.

I started with some other people are coming in. I go, your grandpa's got side pieces. He's talking to everybody. Well, my aunt just told me all these stories. Was she drunk? It sounds like a story where they're like, hammered and she goes, you on, I said, my grandpa. He fucked it me all these stories. She drummed. It sounds like a story where they're like hammering and she goes, you all right, I'll send my grandpa.

He fucked it's all of it. He got hammering and he let Ed Sullivan take him. You know, prior Brando and Ed Sullivan all experimented together. Yeah, that's the new one. The one with prior and Brando came out. Like Jennifer Lee, Jennifer Lee prior was like, yeah, I mean, Rich, Rich's prior used to fuck Brando and then his daughter, Rain was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, he didn't.

It's a rumor. It's during the Foxhole days. Really? I heard some things. You're at the hands. Shout out, Foxhole. Yeah. Dude, if someone came to me now, I was like, your dad used to get butt fucked by Will Clark.

I'd be like, it's pretty cool. Yeah, it depends on you. I love Will Bethrill. I love Will Bethrill. Well, I guess that one's cool. Hoover would be rough. J Edgar Hoover. That would probably be the roughest. Oh, yeah, man. So story number two. So she told me that a celebrity couple came in to Bergdorf Goodman one day. The famed second floor. Yeah, for four and fathers there. as he always is and

For four grandfathers there as he always is and He's trying to sell them that these fur coats, but the couple they insisted that they wanted monkey first two matching monkey first How and apparent the only word she used to describe my grandfather's Reaction to this was discussed she was he was disgusted that they want like chimp for was discussed. He was disgusted. That they want like chimp for actual monkey furs he want. I guess that's a special order because I don't think they had monkey fur on hand. It's not even like good fur. Dude,

honestly, in the in the world of fur, I don't know. I don't know what's like. It's just look at a monkey versus a fox. Yeah, fox looks great with its coat. And then a monkey is like main cheese pick like that. It's like Hank is area or something. I think it was to be outrageous because, guess who the couple was. She saw machine gun Kelly and Megan.

No, no. John and Yoko. John and Yoko. Very good. Of course. Of course. Do you know that, do you have that Chuck Berry video of

when yeah yoko starts screaming and you see Chuck Berry go one of the players in the video have you seen it did you do it it's beautiful it's one of it will tweet it out it is one of my favorite things where Chuck Berry is like jamming with John Lennon and then she's like AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Musicals are drag. It is nothing for me to those things. There's Emma Loman. Here we go. So this is John Lennon and Yoko performing with Chuck Berry. God, man, she was a dime piece back then. Yeah, oh my god. Here she goes. Go jammin. Watch Chuck Berry's face.

He's just thinking about getting farted on later. They cut her mic. Oh She Christine you start doing this Like Jay and I are jamming on something stupid just like Do this all what you to fall But you don't know like in her ear do you think it was a jam? Do you think she's like, I'm adding so much to this right now? Yeah. She gave her opinion on satin on the Beatles recording sessions. She, it's very Cory Feldman-esque. Yeah. Actually, there's zero awareness. Yeah. You're like, I'm killing that. Like, there's zero talent. Yeah. Yeah, and then I just out Was it lost for it's crazy? Yeah, she did goonies. You got to love her

Yeah, but if there is a moment where they just cut her mic and they're like I look at what chuck and John jam Oh, they're doing Johnny be good and she just starts screeching What a fun move dude Yeah, I don't think Chuck Berry's the problem here damn But you know what, Chuck Berry is the problem outside of here. Oh, sure. All right, this looks at it. Yeah. Yeah, it's the same reaction.

Anyways, that is what happened though. But you go them going in and being like, oh. And he had to, he filled order. Like they are, they got monkey first. I don't know how many. Can you look up John Lennon and Yoko Ono and monkey for? You can barely find a picture of John Lennon without wearing a fur coat. But I'm not sure what I know about. I want to see if your grandfather's work made it into the history.

I was trying to find it, but then I realized I don't can't tell a monkey fur from a fox fur. So my question is were they that wrong in getting one? Maybe it's pretty cool. But he if there's a story of him going in one night in the late 70s or mid 70s to Bergdorf Goodman and I think bought like 80 furs. He was a fur coat crazy. I know he's that fancy. Yeah. He was a coat. Well, he's wearing one on the in the get back video on the rooftop. What is a monkey coat look like? Yeah, that's a guy. Should we get monkey coats for the whole crew

in dance instrument? My friend determined that 60 60 monkeys gave their life for their both they're matching monkey coats. That's 60 of our cousins. That's that's that's that's that's 1984. Damn, all right, you can't get rid of it. My aunt said there's a there is a picture of them wearing the coats he sold out. I can I didn't know where it's gross. I mean, monkey first gross. Can I ask you a question? Did you do your limited church search? Did your grandfather wear fur coats a lot since he was in the business? I don't think so. He might have worn one, but very rarely. So he made him. He didn't fuck with him.

He sold him. Yeah. He created them. Sometimes you know, I think of a fur coat. I think we know this classic, the classic like B roll of like celebrities going to Madison Square Garden for a fight. Yeah. That's so great.

That's in that how it gets Denzel and trouble in American gangster. That is. You know, yes. That's it. He did. Denzel. Do you think your grandfather can ask you a very, a very honest question that you might not I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We don't do foot coats anymore. By the time they got the second floor, the first four guys were raised.

You get a few nicks that had a hard time getting up there. But once you're up there, Clyde Frazier was able to do the second floor. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

We don't do foot coats anymore. By the time they got the second floor, the first four guys were raised. You get a few nicks that had a hard time getting up there, but what you're up there is a Clyde Frazier was able to do the second floor. Yeah, I mean, so anyone if you bought a fucking fur coat in New York, First off, Goodman was the spot there. And your grandfather was the fucking man.

Yeah, that's pretty awesome. Is it all online now? Like, is it as it completely been blockbuster? Yeah, Christine's ordering our monkey coats as we speak. I don't know how you get a mark mean coat now. I don't know who I mean just for good men or whatever. No, they're still still there still like busy as shit. Yeah, they're on fit. They didn't close down. Yeah, all the rich people can just act like it's the 90s. Yeah, I guess it's stars. We got good art. Yeah. Oh, when there was all this many people last time, there was good art.

That was an idea. They were trying to make us feel, do you remember this couple of weeks ago? They're trying to make us feel bad for Jack Nicholson, because I guess he's got like dementia or something. And they're like, all he does is he spends all day parading his mansion and the home-y as next door for his art. He has another home just for his art.

I don't feel bad for him. So it's like, yeah, I would like whatever dimension he has. Do I get those things? Have I made that dimension? We talked about Ron Jeremy last week, and he's got dimension. He's in a hospital, but he thinks he's on a porn set all the time, which is got to be serious, which is got to be great for him, not for the nurses. That's hilarious.

Yeah, you're coming at Ron Jeremy with a hard, sticky shift, ladies. Yeah, change his diaper and then that bone or gets hard oh my god it's like a fucking bear waking up you're like no no no no no no no no no that story about Vern Gagne and who was like a you know he's running a w a he can't you can't go mark out to okay okay he used to run a AWA wrestling, which was the biggest computer-providest man. Anyway, a couple of years ago, he killed a guy at his senior home because he bodies slammed him. Yeah, I know. And the cops showed up and were like,

we can't do anything, he's out of it. I kind of know an opener in the Midwest, I think it might have been Minnesota that did that joke about what for Nganye killing a guy in a home. And you're like, you gotta say something. I was like, is that real? And he's like, yeah, he definitely did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what else I realized? When you have a friend, like Dan and I both love wrestling. So when he comes on here, like the stuff that we normally talk about. I gotta be careful, yeah. It's like two drag queens talking. Remember Buttles at the glitter room in 97. You go, huh.

Oh, of course I don't forget Miss Banana Snacks. She was one of the fiercest bitches that ever worked. Banana putting she in rhythm. Yeah, like the way we talk about wrestling, I'm like, we got to ungate a little for everyone at home because we can go deep. Dan St. Germain hanging out, when we come back, I want to talk to DJ Luke,

because he's been holding on to a story that he finally admitted. He's willing to share. Cause Bonfire's what. Bonfire fans can call in and share theirs too. I'm getting cold feet, but let's talk in the break. And maybe I'll get my confidence back. I'm a pump you up in the break and we're gonna get it done

cause we really should talk about it. It's great. Dance ain't your main. Gonna be shooting his brand new special at Brooklyn Comedy Club, March 2nd at 8 and 10 p.m. Adrian, I. Appaluchin and Anthony Davido are going to be performing with him. For tickets, go to Dan's Instagram bio at Dan St.

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