The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Monopoly Cousins

Episode Date: May 13, 2025

Jay's childhood friend Glen calls in to corroborate his telling of a fantastic tale. Jay was performing in Denver and gave Glen's girlfriend's cousin tickets to the show. Her name was Breezy and she not only overstayed her welcome, but was not who she claimed to be. Jay gives a full account of how the night went down and got a little scary. Mike Finoia calls in to give his impressions of Breezy and her date. Bobby wants to further investigate the life of Instagram Evelyn- a troubled old lady from Canada who will not stop complaining about her pain caused by the government. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, the bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly. Jeb it just feels so overwhelmed. God damn. Lewis Bartofsky Whiskey. I'm my lord. That's why you're the best in the biz, my man. That's right. She took a lot of my soul away though.

Yeah. Hey, fun's over guys. Girls here. Oh great. Everyone put your dicks away. Yeah. We'll measure them tomorrow, I guess. We were all just laughing like guys.

Now we're going to watch what we say. Cause. We were all saying cunt. We were talking about bitches. Oh man it was fun for a minute and now the estrogen is in the room Yikes. Her and her cute sweater. You're welcome it is cute I can't help it. Hi buddy. You look good in your sweater it's a very nice sweater. What? You look very nice. Thank you. Why do you get a face? He said you look nice. No, no she needs it. Everybody, she looks nice right? You look so nice. Christine was crying today on the phone with Verizon so she's falling to pieces. I was not crying on the phone with Verizon. I was crying because I've

spent probably in the neighborhood of like 10 to 15 hours trying to get our internet to work properly Yeah, I thought I had this nest system all set up It's not set up when I go to the last straw was I went to find a customer service number and it says there Wasn't one for Google Nest Wow, and I just started crying and Jay caught me and I wish you had but he did I got a little recording of it. Put your headphones on to hear it. You didn't know I record your crying? Give her a little t-shirt. Verizon.

There's no, there's no, there's no ee-hoo-nub for the desk. Someone's gotta get a grump here and show some manliness. Yeah. And then, by the way, after finding a number and going through everything, it just completely disconnected our entire sonar system, which is what I was absolutely trying to avoid.

They took it away. Here's the great thing about, I'll tell you, West Elm called today, couch being fixed next Tuesday We're back in That's great news. We're back in Christine. You look fantastic Yeah, you look fantastic nice clavicle sick clavs sick clavs. Yo sick Before we get started can we?

Speaking of our gorgeous friend Can we, speaking of our gorgeous friend Evelyn, can we check in on her to see maybe they stopped poisoning her, maybe there's a little sun came out. Do you think she's posted since? I think she might have posted, but let's see, maybe she posted, hey guys, I'm feeling better today. I will tell you, in Bonfire character, bring into the table, you win, hands down.

The midget that I brought to the table that's very funny, it's too much one video, the audio is worthless almost. Also, he is in on it, the midget's in on it, it's doing my algorithm too much, I'm seeing the holes on it, it's stupid, they're doing skits basically, it's not that funny. That guy also already has Like a million like millions. Yeah, I think of a followers. So it's just like a schticky thing people subscribe to mm-hmm

Everyone I believe is a diamond in the rough is being poisoned by she's being her neighbors But we have to check in on her. It's Monday. Maybe over the weekend The case was solved. Oh's her story? Well her story is basically she's being poisoned. She lives in Canada She's a older woman and her neighbors apparently are funneling in poison non-stop non-stop in and trying to kill her slowly Now the neighbors are also I believe Lightly involved with the government. They're very involved with the government and the government has evolved somehow with them. So there's an outside source, there's an outside entity, but we're always giving hope that maybe on a Monday, we come in.

Maybe the evil, as she puts it, the evil has stopped. Stopped. She figured it out and it's better up in Canada for our girl Evan. Can we see what's happening with her? Oh, when's this from? Oh 11 hours ago 11 hours Okay, so that's good. Let's go Stop them 412 right with the fucking technology is unbelievable

What they can do and if someone was smart just watch These sit way way down down inside these big, huge, bright lights in my apartment. Some of them would look like hiding from cars, others would look like a big route. By the way, pause it. You notice Christine's the only person not laughing because she sees this in her not-far future.

Christine's gonna be barking that neighbors are filtering in poisons to her Yeah, if you pass away and Louis steals gang fresh summer should be in a room in Canada Kill me This life they look like high beams cuz they are Apparently she's still being poisoned, Jay. Apparently it's still going on. Poor Evelyn is still being attacked by light beams now.

It's a light beam poison. It looks like someone's shitting her eyes. Her eyes are so closed and red. Well if you're being poisoned, if you're being poisoned, Jay. you gotta block your eyes. It's the poison that's burning your eyes dude She's yeah, and she's crying 24 hours a day So I feel like somebody really farted in her face Yeah, dude, I mean it must hurt her physically To not only be poisoned. Yeah, but also to cry all day

If this is a if this is a gag if this is a character if this is something that somebody made up To not only be poisoned, but also to cry all day. If this is a gag, if this is a character, if this is something that somebody made up, man, she's gotta win. An award. I mean something because- You can't be this ugly and that good of an actor. Yeah. You know what I mean?

How funny would it be if she was hot, if they made her look like this? This is a filter? Yeah, if that was a- It's a ugly filter on a smoking hot chick? that was Kim. It was actually Kim Basinger That's my character. That's my character Evelyn I do a bunch of others do a sexy Latina. Yeah, she is man It's gotta stop! It's gotta stop! It's gotta stop! It's gotta stop!

It's gotta stop! It's gotta stop, Jay. She's got a YouTube page? She's got a YouTube? YouTube stopped, though, it looks like. Yeah, what if she's dead? What if this is old stuff that somebody's posting? Wait, wait, wait, her hair's combed back, and that one down there, it's nine seconds.

It looks like possibly she was dead. It looks like possibly she's dead? What if this is old? Stuff that somebody's posting wait wait wait her hair is combed back and that one down. There's nine seconds It looks like possibly she was This is the beginning stop That was her that was the beginning Jay Jay, the origin. Yeah. We need to find her before this somewhere. The beginning. We need to find her going, hey, here's my dog, Fruity. This is my granddaughter.

We have to backtrack. We have to backtrack. Evelyn Padeas. What do they call that when we do, what is it called, social? Shurket. Shirley. No, it's a word I know it's it's working

We're saying different things. I'm talking about what's the working backwards from the thing the term it's we back We reverse engineer reverse fucking engineers first fucking engineer I Got reversed last second Was intense why did that feel so good that's why being how that's you know, we're partners that was something that was That was something. But when they call it, when the sleuths on the internet do their little, what do they call that? Is it, what do they call them? Internet detective? Yeah, is that it?

Internet detective, I think. Is that it? Because that's what they solve crimes, right? That cat movie, they would call it something, right? Yeah. We need to go back and find out We're internet sleuths internet sleuths. That's the Fuck that feels good

Goddamn even Evelyn couldn't bring us down on that Oh no, okay your EVH's H's I just broke my Wolfgang EVHs. EVHs? Did you see? I upgraded to those Bobby. They're good, right? The pads. They're so good. Eddie Van Halen pads.

Yeah, they're really good. Now. They're at home. I use them at home. Okay, now. When I wanna rock on my own, Jay. Yeah? In my apartment.

Sometimes you gotta rock on your own. I understand. Exactly. Some headphones in your own apartment. So, I would think that if you go to her YouTube page, can you type her name in? There has to be somebody that knows her, a relative. Somebody, you can't just have, if this is real, you can't just have relatives see this happening

and not trying to communicate or trying to help, right? I can tell you, I know her pretty well now. Okay, why? Because I spent two hours pulling 30 clips from her. Was that? Are you okay? I need to take a few breaks. Did you almost drink? No. No.

You're poisoning me now! I'm blue! It's scary! Was it scary? Someone tell me why? Why? Was it Backstreet Boys telling me why? Yeah, so I definitely think she's for real. There's a part of me that wanted to believe that something was happening to her,

but it's definitely all in her head. She's mentally ill. All right, but she's mentally ill, but how can somebody mentally ill not have anybody else in her life saying hey? Well, that's why you're mentally ill. Yeah, but you can't just live on your, someone has to be helping you.

She's a real broken record. Did you see this as someone is using her videos to, all right, go back to that last page. Someone is using my videos to say I have cancer and to donate, this is not true. I do not have cancer and I did not do this. I do not have cancer. Instagram, can't you stop people using other people's videos

for false claim? She has 30,000 followers. Yeah, that's no one even out. She gets like 70 likes every time she complains. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she has comments off, right? No, they comment. Oh, they do? Yeah.

They tell her to call the cops and things. This is what I'm too long to take care of now. I can't believe somebody hasn't swatted her. When they send people like the SWAT team to come bargain in. Oh, they're here. Government. Why would I? here. Ha ha ha. Government. Why would I say this? Oh, fuck.

This has gotta be, in like, if someone has an animation, they're creating a character, this person has to be a new character on something. Oh yeah. Oh, dude. Things happen when I lay down, I can feel it stopping.

And what they do to my private area is shameful. Look at the things that they do to my body. Look. I mean, so... The actor is going to win an Academy Award basing a character on this. If anybody could find information before, we need to trail it back. Can you? The moment she has the hat on, I already know the audio is going to be fantastic. Do you know what Canada allows to under their citizens?

Do you know what's allowed? What's going on right now on the soil of fucking Canada? They're torturing my family. Do you hear me? They blast my sunset. We just a fucking underbossed an hour. And they junk and burn us. They hurt us on the soil of Canada.

Allow torture. I like the top two comments. Is this the woman from Throw Momma from the Train? Is she OK? Second comment, nobody's helped this woman yet. That's what's blowing me away. That's a fellow Canadian. Has somebody just helped her in some way?

Whatever the help is she needs. Nobody has stepped in at all. Poisoned her own brain? No one. She has no one who loves her. Nobody gave her a suicide pod from Switzerland that's illegal now? I mean, she has a one who loves her. Nobody gave her a suicide pod from Switzerland that's illegal now? I mean, she has a home.

She has a apartment. That's a thing. Which I believe is government issued. I believe it's some type of Section 8 from the looks of it and the neighborhood of it. But again, I'm just internet sleuthing. We need to do more sleuthing. I think this weekend, thank you buddy, we have to do more sleuthing. I think this weekend, thank you buddy,

we have to go back and find origins. We have to find relatives, we have to find jobs, bosses. We'll reverse engineer it. We have to reverse engineer it. That was great. This was a GoFundMe type thing she had. But she just said that's not her. That's not her.

She doesn't have cancer, Christine. That's the thing, this chick could make a million actually just says to cover phone and food phone and food. Let's donate Yeah, this wasn't a cancer thing. I don't think well she just wants donations She has stuff on every platform. She has a Facebook a tick tock a YouTube and Instagram But it's hard to find you got to get the message out if you were gonna give money I would give it to her before the, what was that porn star that didn't exist? I thought you were gonna say Corinne Fisher.

Yeah, I swear to God, I thought you were gonna say Corinne Vermeer. I thought you were gonna say that. Is there anyone, we haven't even dabbled in, we gotta check back in with Corinne Vermeer if there's been any videos. I donated a thousand bucks, we're allowed to make fun of it. You did?

Yeah, yeah. I officially did. Okay. Because I realized that for a week or so, I was saying I did it because I said two, but I never did it. So then I did it. She thanked me for getting involved with politics.

She did? Yeah. What did she say? She said that I could speak at the inauguration if she wins. That's not true. She said I could crowd work it. She said that. That is not true.

That she said that? You cannot crowd work the inauguration. Oh, probably, no I shouldn't, but she did say that I could. No shit, for a thousand bucks. Wow. She was touched. You should film your special. I want her to win.

You should do your next special there. At the Governor's Mansion? Have somebody film it. Call it the bell of the ball. Oh, I would love to do my special at the Governor's Mansion. That'd be funny if she didn't. Well, she won't live in the Governor's Mansion. She's the mayor. In the mayor's house. Grac'd be funny if she didn't. Well, she won't live in the governor's mansion, she's the mayor.

In the mayor's house. Gracie Mansion. Gracie Mansion. But that's like a, isn't that a brownstone? No, it's a mansion. Where? Up on the upper mid-size side. What the?

Mid-sized sides. No, no, we don't do this anymore. We figure it out together. What's it called? Where is it? Let's figure it out together. I believe it's up on the upper west side, correct? I thought it was downtown.

Last time I said Gracie Mansion, Ed Koch was the mayor. Where is it? 88th by the East River. East River, okay, so it's on the East side, and it's actually a mansion. It's a house. It's on the East side? It's on the East side, yeah.

It's the scariest side. No, not up there. Not in Yorkville. Oh, 88th. Yeah, but that's money. That's old money. He's, the East Side was... See, this guy just told you it was downtown. That wasn't working together.

No, that was working against... This was working together. Yeah, this was working together. And you actually got your chick involved, which I appreciate. Mm-hmm. Yeah, she looks great, too. She looks awesome today.

Her clav is killing it with that little thing over the shoulder. Clavical's a motherfucker. Clav, she get great clavs. All day, all night. I mean, a clav, a clav-a the shoulder. Clavicles a motherfucker. Clavs. Get great clavs. All day, all night. I mean, a clav, a clav-a-cur. Preaching the choir dog. Yeah, man.

I don't know what you guys are doing, but I do like it. Yeah. Just trying to keep you together. I'm trying to keep you. Do this more. Just trying to keep you together is all. I did find a new guy. I don't know if you want to take a look at him

maybe later in the show. Well, maybe later, because I do have somebodies on the line calling. Oh, really? That before we put him through. What? Yeah. Oh, interesting.

Before we put him through. What do we got? Well, I'll tell you, it's one of my oldest friends. Hang on, let me get context face. Mm-hmm. Go ahead. It's one of my oldest friends, Glenn. Oh.

Who, after we were friends since high school and then after high school well beyond still close friends and Glenn Reached out to me a couple weeks ago and Said his long-term girlfriend. It was lovely. I've met several times his long-term girlfriend I've met several times his long-term girlfriend As a cousin who lives in Denver her cousin her cousin and her cousin's husband would like to come to the show Could you get some tickets for the show sounds very very? Normal, of course. It's not a crazy thing at all

Glenn could we put the Glen through Glenn you there? Yeah, I'm here. What's up, buddy? Hi, Glen. Hey, man, how you doing? Hi, Glen. This is a... Hey, man, how's it going? Hey, man, it's a pleasure to meet you. I've never... I mean, this is my first time hearing about you.

This might be your first time... Well, not first time hearing. I got a lot of stories about you. You got a lot of stories about him, but the first time meeting you and touching bass. Have you ever seen, real quick, Jay's penis? Oh, probably. Multiple times. Nice. What a Philly answer.

Multiple times. Yeah, dude, I had one of my early stories, actually the story that I tell on Ari's show the one time about this girl inviting me and Kurt Metzger and a friend to gangbang her. Glenn was the other guy. Is this the first time you're announcing that? No, I told the story on Ari's show.

You say it's Glenn. Oh, I say my friend Glenn. Oh, you say my friend Glenn? Yeah, I mean, I don't give the social security number or anything, I'm not gonna get into trouble. I hope we have a release. Just my friend Glenn, could be fictitious. But no, it was Glenn though. Just so you know, it was Glenn.

You have friends from high school. That's amazing, all my friends are dead. Yeah, well, you've only hung out with junkies. That's true. So, Glenn says, could you get them tickets? Of course. What does Glenn do now? Can I just, do you mind if I stop before we get into the story, what is it? Glenn, you you get them tickets? Of course. What does Glenn do now? Can I just you mind if I stop before we get into the story? What is then you work dispatch, right?

Yeah, I'm a dispatcher for a trucking company. Oh, that's cool. All right, so he's a man. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's a man Yeah, I drove Glenn was our enforced truck for years Yeah, yeah Glenn was our enforcer too Glenn was like the first out of the car to punch somebody guy. It's good to have. Great to have. Great to have. Good name for that too. I know.

It was de-balling a little when I was younger because Glenn jumped to action faster. So if somebody was fucking up in my house, Glenn was very protective of my house also because my family and him are close. That like he was the guy that would have somebody up against a wall going like, get the fuck out of this house.

And I'm like, it looks like I'm just a bitch sitting on the couch going like, get him baby. Yeah. But here's the thing Jay, going like, get the fuck out of this house. And I'm like, it looks like I'm just a bitch sitting on the couch going like, get him, baby. But here's the thing, Jay, every friend has their job, right? Glenn's the enforcer. That was his job. He was the goon. And you were the first one to go, guys, snacks? Yeah, and the goon goes, guys, you want me to order pizza? Glenn's gooning.

I mean, this is gonna be a rough fight. Let's get some little hot dog wieners. Ooh, guys, look at those chicken ears from that one place. So he asks, of course, I'll get his long-term girlfriend's cousin, of course, and her husband, of course. So then he hits me up, Glenn hits me up a day or two before. He goes, can they meet you after the show? They're gonna come to the early show Friday. Can they meet you after the show? They're gonna come to the early show Friday.

Can they meet you after the show? So it's in between shows. It's all tracks. Yeah, of course. And the comedy works in Denver, unless you're gonna go do full meet and greet, which is difficult to do between shows, because they have another show coming in and everything.

I was like, yeah, I can't really come out out. So I'm like, but it's Glenn's Girlfriends cousin cousin and her husband and husband so I get him tickets and I go just have them They just be brought back in the green room for a little bit if they smoke weed I'll smoke a joint with them. I'll bullshit with him for a little bit. Give him a drink and Then you know say hi and we'll go on our way. So you give them the Marcus King VIP. You give them the VIP. Give them the VIP. So after the show, I see them outside of the thing

and there's a lady out there who seems pretty drunk in the hallway. I didn't know who it was yet, but pretty drunk, pretty loud, and her husband who's pretty soft spoken. And this is them, this is the cousin and the husband. So I get him out of the hallway, I bring him in the green room, and they sit down in there.

Now the husband is a fan. He's legit, I don't know if he's gonna be a fan after the story, but he's a fan. That's okay, that's okay, I understand. But he's a fan, he knows all the shows, all the stuff, he's a big fan. No, no, no, that's okay. That's okay, I'd understand. But he's a fan. He knows all the shows, all the stuff. He's a big fan. I don't know if she's a fan.

She's hammered. So he's the fan. He said to her, you know him. Can you get us tickets? I can't tell you the answers to those things, but I can tell you that he was a big fan and she was like, you know, oh, and you're, you know, she's cousins with Glenn's girlfriend.

And it's like, and how do you know Glenn? You know, oh, me and Glenn go back since high school. Well, it's a nice enough conversation, but she's hammered and she's telling me a lot of facts about herself, which is fine, it's conversational. It's fun, but she's drunk out of her mind. And after being in the green room for about 25, 30 minutes, good time.

25, 30 minutes? Between shows, yeah. Between shows, I kind of do like, hey, let's go smoke a cigarette out in the little side area out there. The back door. At the bottom of the steps. Bottom of the steps.

In the back door, because no one, I won't be obstructing the line at all. I'll smoke a cigarette with them, talk a little bit more, and then they'll be on their way. She's hammered enough to be doing this thing where she starts repeating stories, and I'm finishing it because I know the thing already, and then when you say it, she gets like,

her mind's blown, she's like, what the fuck? How did you? And you gets like the her mind's blown. She's like Yeah, how did you and you're yeah, you just told us you just told us the story two minutes ago and a lot of that but then I'm asking just Questions of just you know bullshit and getting to know somebody I go How do I go is Glenn's girlfriend's family? Are you guys from here? Denver and and she moved out to Jersey or are you guys Jersey people and you moved out to? And and you guys moved out to Denver and she makes the most bizarre face of me It looks she's having a stroke her face just goes frozen almost yeah, and I'm like are you okay? And she's like yeah, I go

No, she just goes no, and I'm like, are you okay? And she's like, yeah, I go, no. She just goes no. And I'm like, no, what? Oh, you guys I go with the family. You guys are family, but none of the families you grew up with lived in the same place ever. And she goes, I was supposed to tell you that I was her cousin. And I went, what? She goes, I was supposed to say I was her cousin. I go why? She goes that's what I was told to say. I go well what are you? She goes you don't want to know. I went what? The husband's just definitely quiet. She goes you don't want to know. I go, well, I mean, I kind of want to know. And she goes, so over COVID, uh, over quarantine, she was pregnant, I guess, and just home all day doing something. And she goes,

I started playing the game, Monopoly go on my phone. What the fuck are you laughing at? Started playing Monopoly go and Glenn's girlfriend also played Monopoly Go. So they became friends in like a chat of a phone game. A phone game. What? They've never met. What?

They've never seen each other in person. And they give you some insight on this woman's personality. And again, granted, I'll give her the benefit of the death that she's obliterated drunk. So this is now she is all the time. But in this situation, she goes, and she's one of my closest friends in the world. And I was like, wow, from Monopoly Go a few years ago.

And she goes, well, when I had my kid, they found out that I had a tumor behind my eye that had to be removed and they removed it and she was like, cancer free now and it's blah, blah, blah, you know, it's a great story. And I'm like, oh, that is great and she goes, and when I was recovering through that,

the only person in the world that was there for me was Glenn's girlfriend. I'm like, you're coming through the craziest surgery, brain surgery of your life, and the only person that's there for you is a person who's never met you. Says a lot about your personality. So then I'm like, all right guys,

well I gotta go back inside, kinda get this show going here, you know, I Gotta roll and then she just goes she's smoking. She goes now. We're coming back in what and I was like, no I was like what I'm just being like politely kind of like I was like now the second show is gonna start pretty soon And so you guys she's like so you want us to go? And I was like, well, I just got to get back inside and stuff and you guys can't hang down here. So I was like, it was great to meet you guys. And then, you know, his five handshakes with him,

eight hugs with her, repeating a story again that I finished. I was like, no, I know, you told me this. And she was like, what? How did you know that? And then I finally, I was like, and I think, and the guy guys giving like the mildest like Hey, babe, I think I think we saying we have to go. I think we kind of have to go. He's afraid of her

I mean deadly death deathly deathly if that's a that's a relationship Christine would die for with you Absolutely this by the way when you hear my description of where this is going crazy in my mind, you'll hear that. So I know this isn't Glenn's personality either. Glenn, you still there? Oh yeah, he's here. I mean this is... He's laughing. You just... shut up. You just found out now it's not her cousin? Yo, I swear to God. Yo.

What? What? I didn't God. What? Yo. What? I didn't know. She didn't tell. I didn't know her name on Facebook. Wow. This is dangerous. This is dangerous.

This is dangerous. This is dangerous. So, so. This is how people get murdered. This is the beginning of a. Oh my God. The fact that Glenn didn't know is crazy. So.

So. Your wife, is this his wife? Long time girlfriend. Long time girlfriend told you that this was her cousin? Yeah. Oh my God. So, so back to the story. So the guy's doing like the ever so slight like,

hey babe, I think, you know, I think he's saying he's gotta get inside. And she's like, yeah, we were gonna go back inside. I'm like, do you, I go, did you leave something in the green room? Like I can get it for you or whatever though. And she's like, all right. And then I kinda closed the door, which they can't get back in technically,

that door locks if you lock it. And when you close it. Thank God. So yeah, and then they stood up there for a while and then finally the club was like, yeah, they left. They walked up and went away. So I was like, Jesus So you had a check you like hey, did they leave? Yeah, cuz you were terrified. Yes They they're already now they're under here under false pretenses. There's another you ever see that movie

What was the visit where the kids are at the grandparents house and then that's the Shyamalan twist? Yeah spoiler alert You're like, it's not their grandparents. She shows mom, she goes, hey look, grandma and grandpa are right there. And they go, that's not your grandparents. And they're like, what the fuck? It's probably not even her boyfriend. That's why he was so scared. Buddy, I don't know, but this isn't even close to over.

She probably had his real family hostage somewhere. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you have to pretend to be, yeah, she was boisterous, dude. She was a big personality. He pretended to be my man and I'll let them live so so This is great. I love that Glenn did this this makes the the punchline of this story is so much better No, I mean Glenn doesn't know

Substantially more so What I was kind of skeptical skeptical of her name too. What was your name breezy joy? On my life buddy you're lying to all of us on my life because here's the thing by the way She was so hammered she kept saying she goes Yes, they said you were gonna give me real shit about my name and I was like, oh, yeah It just sounds again like hippie parents and she was like, yeah, Breezy Joy, right? You got a million things about that. I'm like, I don't really, it's just a goofy name for sure.

And then she told me, and that's the thing. That's her name on Monopoly Go app is Breezy Joy. 100%. I'll tell you this. No, it's her actual name, but I'll tell you why. She told me why. In the green room when she was giving me some of her stories, she goes, I was named after, it's a character in a Kenny Rogers movie which looked it up

I don't know. Look it up. Maybe the gambler, but it's a character. How many do you have? I don't know It's a kid. It's a it's a character from that. So later outside when I was trying to get him to go the first time She goes she goes you were gonna make fun of my name. You're gonna trash it and buy I go No, I go. I mean, if I would have known that it was a Kenny Rogers reference, I would have, and she was like, what? How did you know that?

No one ever knows it's a Kenny Rogers. And I'm like, you just told me. You told me. This is taxing. Oh, so anyway, they leave. Yeah. I'm in the green room, show starts. Host goes on. No. Dylan does a guest spot. Yeah. I'm in the green room, show starts, host goes on.

No. Dylan does a guest spot. No. Fanoi is on stage. No. Fanoi is on stage, me and Dylan are in the green room. No. Green room door just bursts open.

No. Breezy Joy and her beta husband. And they come in and they just take seats. He's standing a little bit. He's doesn't, he doesn't, he wants to be there but he doesn't like the way this is going down at all. But he can't do it. She sits down and just lights a joint and she's like yeah and I went as soon as they came in and they sat down I was like hey guys I didn't know they were there still. I was like hey guys I don't think the club's really like,

wants you guys to be back here right now. And she was like, no, we just walked back, no one said anything. And I was like, yeah, but I think they just didn't see you. Like, you're not, I think they're gonna end up asking you guys to leave. I'm like, are you in this show? They're like, yeah, we're here watching this show.

And I was like, uh, all right, you guys gotta go back to your seats. I'll, you know, I'm just trying to get them out of the room now, I'm like, I'll catch you guys after the guys got to go back to your seats? I'll, I'll, you know, I'm just trying to get him out of the room now. I'm like, I'll catch you guys after the show. And I'm telling you for 15 minutes, it was a back and forth of her going, like the guy's doing this. He's like, babe, I think he's saying, we kind of got to go. She's like, if he wants us to go, he'll say to go.

Dylan at one point even goes, I think he did. And she was like, no, but we're friends, right? We're friends. And you just know my personality, dude. I'm just doing like the, I'm like, I'm like, yeah. And she's like high fiving me. I'm like, no, but we're friends, right? We're friends. And you just know my personality, dude. I'm just doing like the, I'm like, yeah. And she's like high-fiving me. I'm like, yeah, we're friends. I just like, I'm going on stage in a little bit. She's like, yes, so we'll go out there when you go on stage.

Just like bombarding the room. And it's like for 15 minutes until I was telling you, I was on the cusp of like the, almost like the flabbergasted. Like, how are you acting like this? Like I don't know what else I could do for you. I got you guys tickets. I go in I got you drinks I come on man. This is terrifying, but I but before I can do that the guy was just like come on I think we got to go as a gay you guys like gotta go out there And then they went out that side door to smoke again

And then went back in the showroom, I guess, and the manager was like, I'm so sorry, I thought they were on your list, and it was fine. I go, no, it's fine, I didn't say anything to you guys. But I'm like, they're hammered. I mean, if they cause a problem during the show, you can kick them out. If you have to ask me, and they did get kicked out. They got kicked out, she got kicked out.

He didn't do anything. Yeah, but she got kicked out. And then they were like, I had to wait 45 fucking minutes in the club because they were just outside waiting. For you. It was crazy. So you were just a little scared,

Jay, inside the club. So let me tell you here, yeah. Wait a minute, wait a minute. I gotta stop for a second. Go ahead. So you were hiding in the club. Well, we were, I gotta say, we were staying in there bullshitting and stuff,

until they were gone, because I didn't want to Go out and just have another thing like guys enough. Can you think out the back? Do you have a disguise you could jump into? Yeah, I had a funny musta. I did mustache and glasses So they're like they're outside and then the staff knows him at this point. They go they're still out there And then they were asked they were blocking a bike lane. They're asked to move from there So here's the best part of that. So the night goes on. Listen, anything like that happens too. And you know us, like what we do for a living, moments like this. You're like, the story's worth all of it. So who gives a shit? But the punchline of the thing, and let me say

this first. I was going to give Glenn, the only shit I was going to give you at all for this, because I know this wasn't your intention at give Glenn the only shit I was gonna give you at all for this, because I know this wasn't your intention at all. The only shit I was gonna give you was to say as a teaching moment, I'll get you tickets for whoever you ever want me to get tickets for, you're one of my oldest friends. If I can get the tickets, I'll get them. But you gotta let me know who I'm dealing with.

But the fact that you thought I was her cousin makes this funny because, and that's, Glenn didn't know, but also what's great about it is the next day I'm at the airport and the airport's a fucking nightmare I told you guys it was my thing was like they they unboarded us off the plane after an hour was asleep for an hour and they got up there like everyone's getting off the plane they didn't know if they were gonna have a new plane it was already and I'm sitting

in the middle of that the airplane and, and Glenn goes, yo man, they said thank you and said they had a blast. I was like, I went back, I'm like, dude, what? I go, they were a crazy problem all night. Shit, dude. So the moral of the story is, doesn't even think, Glenn didn't know either, and that is fucking hilarious. Tell your girlfriend, she's lovely, So the moral of the story is, doesn't even think, Glenn didn't know either,

and that is fucking hilarious. Tell your girlfriend, she's lovely, tell her by all means. No, that's not her. Oh, damn. It's IE, I believe, wait, go back to it. Maybe it is. If that's her, I mean, she, oh.

It seems exactly like the person that would. Exactly like the person. If you were to make the person out of your description, that looks like it's some. No, this girl was it's a chick who's friends with her teddy bear. It does look like it could be her, but it's not. This girl was heavier. Wow, you sure that's not her? Do I, no, it's IE, do IE, not EY.

That chick definitely has done what you, that girl has done the same shit. Glenn, please tell your girlfriend, if she has somebody she wants to get tickets for, get tickets. But if I knew it was Monopoly Go friends, He's done the same shit. Wow. Glenn, please, tell your girlfriend, if she has somebody she wants to get tickets for, get tickets. But if I knew it was Monopoly girlfriends, I would have been like, hey, I'm not gonna meet them,

but I'll get them tickets, I'll get them a couple drinks. It was the film Six Pack. Six Pack, good movie about the kids. From the Kenny Rogers movie Six Pack. Yeah. Dude, that is fucking so hilarious. So she's one of the kids, is that the name? Breezy Joy?

I guess. The character Breezy Joy is played. If I would have said the same thing. Oh my god, buddy Glenn you put you you put your friend's life at risk My god, is that her? No, God, that's not it either. God. I don't Glenn you almost took your friend's life. How do you feel about that, Glenn? I would have been on the first plane to Denver. To do what? Pick up his body?

And clean it out. But I gotta say this too. That's what I say about the beta male thing. You're not supposed to fucking hit your lady, lay hands on her, but there should be something in the male-female dynamic. And the chance, I said, your wife, if you got obliterated and were causing a problem,

your wife can only do so much as far as trying to stop you. She can stand in front of you, yell at you, tell you to stop, there it is. Oh God. There she is. Oh God. Yeah. Oh wow. But she's, I'll tell you this. What, heavily filtered, I promise you.

Heavily filtered, but heavily packed in the chest. Oh yeah, she has big fat tits for sure. Yeah, she's got big fat juicy ones. It was, but the husband, again, my thing with the husband is... This is what's scary about this. There's only 10 posts. That's terrifying. 227 friends. Although I tell you what, we could light her up with friends right now. Just blow her fucking mind. know I'm not gonna get really

Because I'm not friends with her that we're only seeing what we're seeing oh, okay So become friends listen her best friend who helped her through a cancer treatment is a person. She's been a monopoly coach She's never seen her life. Oh My god, dude, do you know a, hey Glenn, have you talked to her? Do you know her? No, I really don't know her. I just talked to her thinking it's Anne's cousin. Wow, that's so weird.

Why would your girlfriend tell you that it's her cousin? Because she probably thought it was, you know, she was making a big ask. Maybe she thought if it was a family member it would be better. Well, it's not like asking to go to the Oscars. It was a show in the That's what I'm saying. It's like I think people don't also realize how accessible these things are It's very accessible If I get your tickets, I'm only giving you like 25 35 dollar value. I don't know I guess maybe they're more someplace But it's like it was like yeah her her cousin her cousin's

husband is like a big you know fan of him and I'm like yeah I'll see what I can do but at some point that guy but that guy sitting there while she was doing that and how many times for ten of the minutes he was saying like I think he I think we're supposed to get out of here and she's like now we're fine and I was like at what point dude I go if this was Christine this is Christine doing that I promise especially if we were that level like she was that drunk and I was he wasn't that drunk. I would be like yo Let's go enough Let's go right now and if she didn't go and she's acting like that

I'd probably get her by the jacket and if she was like don't put your hands on me and I'd leave without her No, I grabbed I would I'd go that's, there's no fucking way. I would goon hand Dawn's elbow. Yeah, exactly. I would grab right behind the elbow bone, push up just a little bit, and walk her out of that fucking thing like a child. You're embarrassing us both.

I would've been, and I would've been, I would've been smiling, but grinding through my teeth. Listen, you fucking idiot, you're gonna fucking embarrass me in front of my friends We're going to the fucking car you shut your fucking mouth and we're going home Glenn didn't know it wasn't her cousin is that way if anybody took video of me doing that They would see me smiling and think oh, they look fine Nice what

Causing relationship drama. No,. Listen to me, those eyes. Yeah, psychotic. I'm gonna tell you right now, you got away with murder, your murder. Yeah. They waited outside for me for an inordinate amount of time. Not only this, she found out that she doesn't need to get tickets, she can just walk in.

Walk into the green room. When she said that was the funniest line, she said, You will see her again. It's funny, I go, I don't think you're allowed to come back here. She goes, we just walked back. Yeah. Well, everyone thought they were with you. You will see her again.

Buddy, I guarantee she'll be back. Oh, yeah. Oh, she's the Terminator. Oh. You'll look up. Whenever I look out into the trees and I see two eyes, I'll think it's her. Do you know how terrifying it's going to be to go back to Denver now? Yeah.

Because you know. Is that a wolf? Is it a breezy joy? Oh, it's just a hyena. You're gonna look out in the crowd and see those eyes? I'm terrified to go back to Denver. You should be. I mean, she's coming for you.

I'm gonna do an 18 month cycle on that. Hope they forget. She's coming for you. Maybe she'll be in prison by then for killing somebody else. It was bat shit crazy. It was the second craziest, and the other one was people I brought when the strippers hit the ladies at, what's his name, Brian Regan.

I've told you that story before. I've definitely told you that story before. Oh, what happened? I brought two strippers, or I didn't bring two strippers. A guy I know who owned a strip club brought his bartender and two strippers, and they talked, and then they punched an old lady in the thing, and I invited them, so I know.

Christine will tell you this, most of the problems I have like this Glenn just so you know it's why I'm not upset at all is because it's been self-inflicted. When we were at Denver improv a couple times ago and Christine was with me a girl and her husband came in the green room they were drunk enough the girl kept showing us all her pussy and tits and why that didn't make me realize while this was awesome they should probably leave pretty soon I was like hey if you guys want to sneak in for the next show I can get you they were removed before the show started I think physically had to be removed but I'm

like well she showed her pussy she was nice enough right my vagina crack of my ass this breezy girl looks like she could be related to Ev. Oh dude, she's definitely Evan's cousin. She definitely thinks the government's poisoning her without a doubt. It's funny if this was, this is what Ev looked like back in the day. I promise you.

Yeah. I know, I've met Glenn's girlfriend several times now and I'm telling you, she does not refer to this as her best friend for sure. But Breezy Joy thinks Glenn's girlfriend is borderline family is how tight she thinks they are, and they've made a monopoly go. Glenn, you gotta figure this out because,

I mean listen bro, your girl could be in danger. Yeah, Stan, you know? What if she had her come to your house to stay under the pretenses of her cousin, and then she watches you guys sleep for three hours Yeah, but you have to check your ring camera You're gonna see those eyes in front of the fucking door late at night. Hey, I'm here Oh my god. Well, I love you buddy. Thanks for calling in. I wanted to tell I wanted to tell it to you on air

I thought you'd get a kick out of it And go definitely did on this one. You're gonna have to go ask your chick about her family tree and give her a real, these branches far fall. That's a little far, I figured that one. Oh my Lord. I will talk to you soon, buddy.

All right, nice talking to you, love you guys. Bye buddy. Nice to meet you, Glenn. Go birds. Dude, I love that you have regular friends buddy. Nice to meet you, Glenn. Go birds. Go birds. I love that you have regular friends too. Isn't that great? Well Glenn's one of the few, I'd say really,

that I'm still in pretty regular touch with. I love regular friends. Well it's funny, we hadn't seen each other. We'd see each other probably a couple years would go by in a clip where we wouldn't see each other. Now I've sort of, last year I made it a point, I was like, oh, me and Glenn went to an Eagles game. I was like, I should still see my buddies who aren't just cuz they're not my everyday like squares man

Yeah, I have a couple squares to hang out with Don't have to talk about comedy or I'm fucking you know What I've always loved to is lens also a rare friend not that I have friends that like are jealous of me or anything I don't say that but Glenn is Doesn't have a downplay of it at all. Like, when we went to, like, that Eagles game, like, when people do recognize me and all, he's stoked on that, which I think is awesome. Like, he's proud of me.

He's not like, you think you're better than me, dude? He doesn't have that, which I think is nice. I have big shoulders Joe, a friend of mine, which I love hanging with, because we'll just talk about bullshit. Yeah. Yeah, and plus he helps me, you know. Yeah, man. Yeah. Don't need

something open. How old are you going to be still looking for daddy? Well, I don't think it's ever gonna. Here's the thing, Jay. It's never gonna end. Well, my thing is I'm not looking for daddy. Daddy, as far as like the father role and give me a lot of things. My stepfather handled it great. He just doesn't happen to know also, he had a shitty father. So weightlifting, cursing, hilarious, only white people in the room racism, but he never was able to show me like how to fix a car

or anything like that, you know what I mean? Such a great thing to just fly out of your mouth. Weightlifting, cursing, only white people from racism. You know, the okay kind. It was the 90s, there wasn't racism. What do they call that? What do they call that? It's called, not racist, it's called,

what's the other word for it, Che? Not racist. It's not racist, it's bigot. Fuck. Are we, What happened? I don't know, but it said we're connected on a level. I mean, two people vibrating it. It's pretty crazy.

Oh, you smell fantastic. Tom Ford. God damn it. I wanna buy it, but I don't wanna buy it, cause it's you. And I want you to be you. Get a different Tom Ford. I don't. I want... No, cause when I smell it, I wanna think of you. Oh! I don't wanna think of me.

No, but there's different Tom Fords. I don't want to think of me. No, but there's different Tom Ford. I don't want it. I want you to be Tom Ford. I'll be Tom Ford. How great, I mean, that story was. It's great. I mean, it's terrifying to me because the fact that she met some crazy chick

she's never met online. So the fact, there's so much detail, there's so much reality that she doesn't know real, like what's true, what's not, what she's done in the past, and she has Manson lamps. She has that thousand yard stare. Oh yeah, no, absolutely. Hang on, I know Fennoy might be listening

because he's driving. If you're listening, call in 866-966-1969. How do you know he's driving? Does he have a day job? What the? No, he landed today. Okay from the thing No, he told me he'd be driving or he'd be a high mic this because so Mikey was there No Mikey was ever Mikey's also the the husband did a pretty fucking funny thing to Mikey. What is great?

Because I mean these they were believe they infiltrated the room my and Mike doesn't Mike doesn't keep anything Inside if he thinks he's keeping inside, it's all over his fucking face completely. So he came in that green room and there was smoke and shit in there. He was almost like about-faced and just vanished for the second half of the show. Mike is a good guy to have if something does go down.

Because he has a lot of, he has inner rage. Yeah. He's got really secret rage he keeps in little boxes. Oh absolutely, Mikey's rated on core. Yeah, if he goes, he's gonna kill. Yeah, he has to listen. He'll be punching and crying, like that kind of punching. Yeah, he likes all that hippie music.

That just keeps him, that keeps the Hulk inside. You know what I mean? He doesn't really like that music. He has to listen to that music. Oh, he'll murder everybody. That's the fucking down below. 866-969-1969, Mikey. has to listen to that music or he'll murder everybody. 866 9 6 9 1969, Mikey. Yeah, that's terrifying, Jay. It's terrifying that they they came back in, though,

because if somebody came if I came if I came back to my dressing room and they were in my dressing room, I would probably I would snap. I mean, I'd be like, listen bitch, you gotta go and you gotta get your shit together. Get the fuck out of here right now. I'd be done. That would scare, because I would be scared. I wouldn't be mad.

I'd be scared that this fucking crazy person. Here's the thing again now, now knowing what the thing was. You let them go have, did they get free tickets for the next show? I think they came in just like, oh, we're, and they assumed, even though I only had them for the 730 show, they probably assumed

I meant to put them in for both shows, or they're my people, so of course. So they just, they got VIP. Sold out shows, by the way. Yeah, well not apparently, so they took a couple chairs. Well, they'll get them in, that's what I'm saying, they'll make sure they get them in. So, yeah, but that was that was I mean it was a

real like fucking like horror movie moment I felt that was just weird because her face if you could see this you saw her face yeah now picture it's not filtered and like hammered you know I mean drinking excessively and and I go so you so your cousins Did you guys are you from here or is everyone's from there and you moved here? So she's like she didn't know how to answer She's like she didn't know how to lie more. She's like Yeah, she's family the upper face, but I was like, are you okay? I'm like what she goes I was told to say I was her cousin

Yeah Christine lower the lights, Christine. Lower the lights. No. But put our eyes up on the screen. Can you just put our eyes up on the screen? Hang on. Turn the lights off, Christine. I was told to say I was her cousin. What? Why would you do that? I was told to say I was your cousin. Hahaha! What? Why would you do that?

I was told to say I was your cousin. Why? Why? Why? I don't understand. I don't know her. Why are you looking like that? I don't even know her. And I'm already in. It was god damn terrifying. It's terrifying in this room. Turn the lights on. It's goddamn terrifying.

It's terrifying in this room. Turn the lights on. It's freaky. He said his girlfriend said she's sorry she didn't think it would go like an act like that. Of course. His girlfriend said that. Yeah.

She had to know she's a fucking mental patient. I would argue she doesn't know that. There's no way. You're Facebook typing. But here's the thing, there's no way they didn't talk on the phone. Of course. And there's no way that she hasn't act like that.

You can't just, for two years, be good and then that happens. Do you know what I mean? She probably never got together. You've never seen her drunk. What? She never got together. They've never been together. So you have, she's been together on a Saturday,

they're best friends, Jay. That's her best friend. They've never ever been. So you have a, she's been together on a Saturday, they're best friends, Jay. That's her best friend. They've never ever been in presence of each other. You never, she's never cheated on Monopoly Go. She's never caused a, she never lost her mind drunk on a Saturday night on Monopoly Go. Dude, I was, the joke I was making with that. That's even more scary.

If she's never ever done anything, and then this is the first thing with a human being live, and she's, that's scarier. I was saying when she came, she was like, she was the only one who cared about me when I had my cancer treatment. She goes, she put a hotel on Baltic Avenue for me. She kept collecting the rent on the railroads, and all of my 200 Pescos.

Keep making fun of her. You have to have the shittiest person out in the world, the only person who's there for you when you go, the fact that your family couldn't put it past, couldn't put anything you did behind them, that you just had a tumor pulled out of your fucking brain. And they go, go talk to your monopoly friend. Yeah. But now they go, Hey, go talk to your Monopoly friend. Yeah, but now they go, hey, go talk to your Monopoly and stand up comedian friend.

Dude, I told her we were friends eight times and high-fived her. And you are. And that is bond in this lunatics world. You are her choice comedian now. I hope she starts following you like the dead. Poor husband. Poor husband.

What a sap. Yeah, well, what are you gonna do, man? Look at those people. No, but I mean, he wanted, the thing is, Jay, he wanted a sap. Yeah, well, what are you gonna do, man? Look at those people. No, but I mean, he wanted, the thing is, Jay, he wanted to be there too, which is sad. Like, he got the message, but wanted to be there. Yeah, I agree with you. That's crazy.

No, I said that too. He wanted to be there. He was hoping that her bullish, I guess, behavior was gonna have him catch there, because he would just, it was, on light suggestion he You would go I think they I mean almost be like hey you guys have to go and you'd be like I

Think he's saying we have to go and she's flat out going no. He's not It was it was crazy. Oh, yeah, because his family is in a basement somewhere. We got a no we got for no, I have a few minutes here for a break, so I wanna make sure we get this in, because Mikey had a good thing I didn't see detailed, because Mikey didn't know who they were yet either. Hi, Mikey. Mikey, you there, buddy? Hey, guys. How are you?

Hello, what's up? So am I correct that the thing, the dealing you had with them was before they came in the green room at all, right? Like you didn't know that was the guests. No, I had no idea. World's the guests. No, I had no idea. World's best fans? Yeah, I had no idea.

So can you tell them what they did to you when you had your merch set up? So I was set up. Bobby, you know how like right outside the green room door, there's like the hallway to go out, everybody leaves out the back. Yeah. I'm set up over there. I got my whole thing set up.

I'm neatly folding my t-shirt back in my sticker. Because you're a man, you're an honorable man. It's going to run right over the school store. And I, uh, yeah. And I'm standing over there and, uh, she walks up first and just hacks a loogie. She goes like, like, like, Oh God.

While her boyfriend or husband or whatever starts rifling through my shit. Oh no. And he's going, is all this free? Oh my God. He asks, he asks everything he opens. He opens like the shirt up completely and just lays it out.

Yeah. And goes. He opens the shirt, shakes it open, looks at it, like knocks the, like, like Jenga tower knocks over my stickers. He goes, are these free? Is all this free? And I go, no! And then he goes, I don't want it.

And he like puts it back down. And then he just put it all down and went out, and just walked away, and then by the way, walked two steps to the right, his left, and then I opened the door to the green room and they were like, these are your guests, and I was like, get in here, you guys! And I'm like, right away, yo, right away,

my Spidey sense was like, yo, these people suck. So I walk out towards the front, and I call Jay, like, later on. I tried to get him out of there I go do you want me to rescue you and he's like no no no I'm outside It's cool Whatever cuz I think like you found a way to escape them so I think you were trying to get them to leave I had them outside down that little down the stairs. Yeah

Yeah I was like and they're getting ready to go but I'm telling you that was right before I got the keep giving the nefarious music again, please? The evil, evil music. He goes, we're not cousins. We're not cousins at all. You liar. They Kaiser Sozade you, dude.

I was told to tell you I was her cousin. But I'm not. He goes, see you're just a close friend of hers. I've never met her. I've never seen her before in my life. She has no idea what I've become. She knows I'm just a thimble and she's a shoe. No, I always say, I want to give people benefit of the doubt. She has a two-year-old, I guess, at home or something. She's out there. She's cutting loose. But I mean, she should stop drinking. It's not

any better than that any other time. You know what I mean? Like it just does not hand to the guy. Unfortunately for him, he was just fucking ate the shit while she just. Because she's probably, I've dated girls like this where they're just. She hits them, yeah I agree.

No, sexually it's awesome. No. You have, no. No, no, no, no. Let me show you. Why, why, why, why is she that? She look, I mean this photo that you're showing me here looks, her juicy jugs.

It's one of two pictures she's posted to the world. She got nice lips, her eyes are psychotic, but they're still big and green. How many pictures she have? It's one of two pictures she gives to the universe. Okay, so she doesn't, and the other one is spiders. Right. Okay, that's terrifying. Two pictures. so she doesn't, and the other one is spiders. Right. Okay, that's terrifying.

Two pictures. So she doesn't look this. That picture and spiders. She's not this cute. She's not this cute. What? I mean, that's a little more. That's cute.

Bobby. What? We were on such the same page today. All right, let me ask you a question. You don't think that's cute? It's one of two pictures she gives to the world. I like the little shirt with the little gold rings. Bobby you like trash dude.

I do. I do. I do. I'm not talking about trash. Buddy. I do. I'm going to say it. Buddy, a slut wouldn't wear that shirt.

I want a slut trashy bitch. No, this is fat slut shirt dude. I want a fat slut Jay. I am mitting it right now. This is this is this is fat slut. I want a fat slut. Okay. All right I am meeting it right now a fat slut is in my wheelhouse. I haven't had sex in a year and a half I need something. Oh, you know, I will lower I will lower it all I'll bring it down to the gutter Maybe Glenn can give you her number What I'm killing each other I mean what the best thing was you want to know what the best thing was? You want to know what the best thing was? What her vampire widow peak? She's Eddie Monster.

She really does have Eddie Monster widow peak. When Jay was on stage for the second show, the club was getting calls that they were hanging out in the bike lane outside. They were like lurking. They were kicked out, I think, right? Yeah, they were kicked out, because they snuck back in. Yeah. So they snuck back in, they tried to sit the show.

They were hanging out outside the club. Okay, and then they kicked them out. Did they kick them out for being in the show being unruly, or did they just kick them out because they came back in? Maybe they realized they came back in, they didn't have tickets or something, I don't know. But something would tell me they didn't buy tickets. They headed back to the green room. They headed back to the green room.

They headed back to the green room. Oh yeah. They were road crew. Wow. Yeah, it was fucking, it was nuts. But they were kicked out and they hung it outside. Yeah, but they hung it outside. So I said, they were there up to about 45 minutes

after the show. That's just crazy. That's how you get backstage. Terrible. Act like you're supposed to be there. Act like you've been there before. Hey Mike, real quick, you don't sell the stickers though. Those are free, right?

Yes, of course. Hey, you heard it here first everybody. For the next two months, all Mike's merch is free. Everything's free. Just go up and grab it. But you don't get to pick the size. Unfurl it. Any Monster Peak.

He throws the shirt in the air and then grabs everything off the table Anything you want to plug Mikey? Glenn's phone number nice is No Yeah, follow my podcast are we old at Mike Finoia, and I love you both. Hell. Yeah. I love you buddy. Love you Mikey Bye, we'll be right back with more bonfire after these messages Hell yeah, love you buddy. Love you Mikey. Um... Bye. Bye. We'll be right back with more bonfire. We will.

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