The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Mortal Kombat (feat. Luis Gomez & Tim Butterly)

Episode Date: December 28, 2023

This is part two of the visit with Tim Butterly & Luis J. Gomez right before the two fought each other in the ring!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash bonfire for a special offer. And now the bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Yeah boy. What? Wrong headphones. Wrong headphones. We're back.

It's the bonfire. Hey. Who is this again? Kitty. Kitty. Lewis used to manage them. I just give him the story wrong or wrong or. No, I think Lewis was in Kitty for a while.

Was he in it? No, I did know Kitty for a very short amount of time. Yeah, they were an all-female teenage metal band. Kitty, if you're out there, put it in my other sink. So I got a little bit of a short amount of time. Yeah, they were an all-female teenage metal band. Kitty, if you're out there, put it in my out of sync. So I got a little left for you. They're out there.

You think they're listening? You think Kitty's listening? I bet you somebody, or I know no, somebody from Kitty. For sure. They were talking about you guys. I made it my girl from Kitty. I just watched the whole documentary about it.

Yes, yeah. Well, well, well, well well well well well well well. Somebody mustered up the courage. That would have been fucking fun. Someone got an Arnold Mustered over here. Somebody got a pep talk from somebody. That's what I'm scared. He said the messaging.

He said the messaging. They just said, look man, just go in there and face them. And then the worst part's over. Dude, you're from Philly. Represent, man. You're a reptog. Everybody, it is the great and hilarious. Tim Butterley.

Thank you very much for having me. It's great to be here. Stoner Dads. What's up, dude? It's great to see you. It's the other one. Dad Meat. Dad Meat.

No, that's the one I was thinking of. The one I want to do so bad is the... Field Tripping on my YouTube channel. You tube.com slash Tim Butterley. You should go subscribe right now. That would be a great idea. I took mushrooms recently to them when they worked. Hell yeah.

I actually had a mushroom trip for the first time ever. Where was it? What was the setting? Rob Zombie, Alice Cooper concert. So hell. That could be the hell yeah. Five feet from Rob Zombie, Alice Cooper. I mean, I sang every word to every song and also at the same exact time was thinking about everything and really sorting it out

Ever it was really coming together. I was like this isn't an issue This isn't a problem The quarter of his eyes like is there one guy sort of like crying a little Everyone's head banging. I got this face on I got the finger over my lip Yes, I really should make that phone call that I have to make. I've been putting that off too long. You should take mushrooms tomorrow before we see the exorcists. I would.

Do it. I will. I'm aware I'm not going to enjoy them. I probably wouldn't enjoy the movie. No, you can't enjoy the movie on mushrooms. You start picking it apart. You go, what the fuck? These are just people standing around a camera, dude.

Oh, yeah, it's good. What are we even doing? Too much looking into it. What the hell? He goes, I can't be scared. I know there's a gaffer involved in this scene. I just saw the microphone shadow. I'll tell you what, that took me out of a horror movie once.

I think it was the grudge, too. There's a scene where there are in a psychiatrist office. And you just, I couldn't believe it was happening. The boom mic is just in this shot, like changing levels the whole time. Like Sarah Michelle Geller, it was like a pretty popular movie. It was like a big budget film. We were in the boom, the boom of like fake Japanese American horror.

Yeah, that was the boom. That was the horror boom. That was the boom. Let's make a PG-13 version of a crazy fucking movie and they blew them all. Old boy, the remake of Old Boy was so shitty. Yeah, but we got to see what the fucking the Olsen ladies boobs. You have to see other one. Almost better though. No, no, no, she's the hottest of the three of the Olsen girls. She ended up being the hottest of the three, but the whole rush was that these child stars

that we've seen on TV since they were babies were about to probably get naked when they were 18. And then by the time they were 18, nobody cared. Absolute goals. Who was that? That's Mary Kate and Ashley Olson's sister, Scarlett Witch. Oh yeah, she's smoking hot on she is smoking hot. Yeah They're really paid off for all of us, dude, but that's but the other two and we got to watch her have sex with their dad

I'll tell you what they're not even being something for everybody You know I forgot I forgot to text this. That's the thing at the end I forgot about that old boy He fucks his own daughter and then decide and then makes a conscious decision to Have his memory not know that so a conscious decision to have his memory not know that so he can continue to fuck his daughter pretty well. But Korea did it better. Korea did it much better.

But good for Josh Browen though. Got to romper around with that shit. Remember his daughter you so work at the stand? I do yeah. Josh Browen's done. Yeah. You didn't Browen who's now an actress. Well she's in stuff actually yeah, yeah, she's like some TV shows and shit what she looked like him She's pretty toy she was caught. She's cute cute chick. She's very cute. Yeah, but very like

It was funny. I think she was taking a path in life, which is a funny thing to watch She was like I'm gonna do my own thing non-binary and not be and not be his daughter just like his daughter And then now she's just like, yeah, you know what? I'm gonna go be it's cute famous with the bro and Yeah, we came all the pressure was off of her. Oh, she's in Yellowstone. She's the Yeah, she's like, yeah, it's a big show. Oh, I get it. Yeah, she's in Yellowstone. Yeah, I just said that no no, I'm She's the brunette Cal, she's a she plays a brunette. That's the cal girl. She's a female brunette cow she's a she plays a brunette. That's the character She's a female brunette while there's a blonde. There's a brunette to eyes Yeah, that's what else and there's a red head in the show. Wait, is this the actress who has the ears and the nose?

Oh, yeah, I do You know what I met you what she does not have the smolder that her father has no oh bro and sexier than his daughter For sure dude cable all day long not even close. Yeah Now the guy is definitely all sex appeal What a career too man that guy Goonies he was always like the he was like a teen star and then kind of nothing He didn't get it told no country for old. He's the older brother and goonies. Let me see him. I gotta remember I don't I haven't seen goonies in a hot minute. He was hot

And then his younger brother Mikey got upset because he ended up making out with the hot chicken was with him chunk is my lawyer Oh, yeah, yeah, Jeff Cohen's my lawyer. Oh, yeah, little chunky junk now Yeah, Josh Broin fucking that was this thing and then he was gone for a while And then he just got like fucking huge Yeah, he took like 36 years off And then he just got like fucking huge Yeah, he took like 36 years off He did that and he did a secario He just fuck right he was a tub of shit in secario though his little chubby. Who's that you judging? No, it feels like you are

He was a little chubby. Let's not fight these two are fighting. Yeah, let's not be friends What is the what was the thing before I got here? What kind of spicy bullshit was you know mash? He's gonna smash his face knock your head off your shoulders. He's gonna knock you out of the front. I'm gonna break your ribs I'm gonna make you shit your pants with body shots. It's so funny I've been talking on paper view in front of all of your children. You're children dude. Your children are gonna cry when I'm done He said he really likes you, but he's gonna fucking punch your face off your shoulders That all seems pretty fair actually. All right, none of that's really out of line. Okay, good Proceed with your radio show, please And then he's moving forward. I've studied all of loose's moves, dude

I know every single one of them I showed up an hour after him today damn dude. Yeah, never it's over Dude the psychological warfare begins that was a very loose What time did you get here on time like a fucking pussy? Exactly on time like a fucking pussy Exactly on time like a fucking bitch He's mirroring and matching which is a great self-sechnique. I hate that he knows my moves That's Lewis on the dot Gomez forget the J dude this boys on time for everything because he's so afraid of not being included Damn dude, you can see it all go down. I was for everyone. I was for minutes late. You piece of shit Yeah, you what I was I was I was forming it. I was forming it. It's late. You piece of shit. Yeah, you what I was I was I was You were human. I wanted to see a time stamp if it was anything less than 359 you're a fucking bitch

I was I was disappointed that Lewis kind of came on time isn't that isn't that the gay shit he's ever done? It bummed me out and then butterle just made us wait now finding topics dude I was playing phone games in the lobby of this building. I thought about checking in Thank you for the coffee that was waiting for me Christine. That was great. It was a great sign of respect on your Did you show a great sign of respect? Christine get you your coffee. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, and it was nice and hot the temperature was intended to be when I got here There's still floating ice cubes in my drain. I'm a cup of watery coffee, like,

Tim's drinking. I said, I told him prepare for me to be extra late and really make it concentrate it. All right. So now that the perfect consistency of black coffee, this thing is coming up quick. Lewis, I know you are doing a daily regiment of training. Oh yeah. All right, Tim, are you, I mean, I follow your stuff too,

pretty much, you train pretty regularly. But are you putting it all into boxing right now? Yeah, yeah, I'm locked in on boxing. I had to knock off all that other gay bullshit that I do. All my other martial arts that I'm so passionate about had to take a back seat. And that's honestly the most painful part of this entire process for me, dude.

So you have to lower yourself down. The most painful part is when I knock your fucking head off your shoulders on November 4th, talking. We'll see how painful it is for you to not go to Jiu-Jitsu class when I punch you in the face. I don't think it was too, where I liked it. I thought the intensity was good. Thank you, Bob. I don't know. Lose is losing.

Of course, you have your father figure. Grunting and knuckles on the desk, you know. Yeah. Yeah, Lewis cried earlier on as unmasked thing. Did you really? Talked about Bobby being his father. He cried and got on the knees as Bobby would be his father. I did show up for a mask on time. You could do it.

You could do one again in a month and you can cry about me being your father. Yes. Oh. I don't know. Is it possible you're going to have a father figure? You may have a whole father. You have the fathers you've never had. You know, so many dads. I hope, hope if whenever way it goes the other one of you

embraces it and calls for advice like I'm getting ready to take a big step with my girl what do you think pop what do you think pop I can't wait for you shopping because Tim we use cosine alone for me to get out lose actually it's time for you to start standing on your own legs. I need a guarantor for my new place. Would you mind putting up the family's house for this? I hope you guys do thanks-gibbings together and everything. I really do hope that the father thing really pans out to be a beautiful woman.

I'm gonna be an absentee father to Tim. I'm never gonna answer his call. I'm gonna be an absent T father. It's him. I'm never gonna answer his call. Oh, I'm gonna fucking take pictures. What else do you need? What else do you need? Send your kids to pop-ups house. You guys are gonna pop up house. Cause we don't like Lewis like that. Because house is weird.

He's always doing weird stuff. It's scary. It's scary over there. He's got toys, but we're not allowed to touch it. Pop-ups house smells like mothballs and dabs. How many rounds you guys going? We're doing three, three, three minute rounds. Three, three minute rounds.

And if it's a tie, over time, sudden death. Yeah, we did a sudden death, one minute of over time. And that one minute decides the whole fight. Mm-hmm. 60 seconds of competitive 69. And you guys got to come loses. Yeah. I might not understand.

Cr Everywhere that Jamar neighbors is jumping back in. He's jumping back in. He's back in. That's pretty awesome. That's the fans trolled him into doing something probably dangerous. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He has risks. Some of them is risked, right? Yeah. Yeah.

And he's being told that he shouldn't fight. So you pulled out and now I just saw today, he's like, fuck this wrist. I'm, I'm doing it. Yeah. He is. Uh, which is fine. Like did, honestly, whatever it's, it's, if you fight, you're're gonna be injured a little bit. That's just the truth You're gonna be banged up. Yeah, you're gonna be banged up so it's like you know I think people are like oh Jamar's afraid. I know for a fact. Jamar's not afraid. No, did Jamar's actually really fucking good Jamar's way down playing how good he is at boxing

I think that it's gonna be a way more competitive fight than people are giving a credit for names got a lot of experience But so does more Jamar's fucking legit. I underestimate no muscular black. No. I think they both have a shot. I spar with Jamar. Jamar never realizes. I spar with Jamar, and Jamar simply just jabbed,

and it was like so fast and powerful that I was like, okay, this is fucking like something else. And he was just towing around with me. So I just, maybe I just don't know fighting that well. I couldn't imagine I am being that fucking better than that. Lewis, there's a chance. That's crazy. That's crazy. Do you've seen that, I mean?

Yeah, I've moved around a little bit, but like you said, dude, they're all equally terrifying. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Overall, I can't tell any to Jack Black, guys, apart. As far as the amount of terror they instill in my heart, you know, I believe even though when I see, it's the one thing you can't get, the black factor takes away, even if they're doing like a stupid, like weird, like stance for fighting, you're just like, I just know

if he hits though, he's hitting with this rage of fuck you, why do you? I didn't have the childhood he had. There could be something that works, and I've just never seen it. I know, like, I'm like, he's leaving his face wide open, but what if I hit him and it just pisses him off more? A generational slave, and it comes out.

That's not my name! What? I didn't say anything. Oh, did I catch you there? He's like, your daddy owned my daddy? I don't think that's how it works. I didn't live anything. Ooh, did I catch you there? He's like, your daddy owned my daddy? I don't think that's how it works. I didn't live in the house. Maybe it does generate extra power

to keep both of your hands above your head and every couple of seconds pull your basketball shorts up a tiny bit. That would be a secret. It's like the karate kid, racks on, wax off. Yeah, the pulling your shorts up is such like, that's the other thing I I like the would you say As guys who have done this a little bit do you think all of that

Bullshit when people are fighting. I always thought that was just For show for other people the constant touching your nose and exactly like you know I go and fix with your pants and she like that like the constant. It seems like stuff. There's a reason a boxer probably touches his nose. I've never personally booked a, I've never had to try to get a hair out of your mouth with a boxing ball. And you're like, oh, that.

Have you ever had your mouthpins knocked out of your mouth and then you try to pick it up off the ground with your face? It's like picking up chains with bitten bones. It's the most pathetic Anyone's ever looked in in my life that I've seen as far as like a hero was Mike Tyson stuff in that Mouthpiece back in when Buster Douglas hidden with the upper cut and he was on the ground He just like grabs it with the mitt and just stuffs it inside ways and he's like I'm good the refs like stop It's over. He can't believe it.

He's like, what? What's the problem? Oh, because he was, he was, he was no one to keep us in hand-time, because he would just touch us notes to make sure that his hands were there. Okay, that makes sense. I just thought of all of it, all of the fucking like a lot of like the hand stuff around all the time.

And it's not a hand stuff, they're doing shoulder shit. They're, so they're, yeah, they're, uh, it's just head movement. But like, it's not for show. It's what I found out. It's not for show. I thought the I found out. It's not for show I thought the same thing All this stuff's for show. Yeah, he's not the street though. Yeah, he's not my the dude with the street doing this shit I want to the streets. Yeah, there's like there's probably like pretty recognizable animal movements that we can compare it to that would be a terrible idea

Yeah, yeah, wow But I mean yeah even that even the the streets, when their hands are way low, they keep always going up for like, they just, it's just things they think they're supposed to do. Yeah. Yeah. One of my favorite day, the royal day. Yeah. You people.

You're not a boxer though. No, no, no. I'm a jujitsu guy. I've got a couple of years of Moitai under my belt. Don't downplay. This is, no, they told me I had like four or five years of Moitai under my belt. Don't downplay. No, it's only a like four or five years of Moitai under his belt before now that we're closer to the fight.

Oh, I got a couple years of more. Okay. So if there is like a cool angle to this to be found somewhere, it's that like I did get to spend some time like really like digging into it and prepping for it and like getting into pretty cool shape. And it's like, you know, I'm a lifelong fucking fat retarded pussy and it's like, this has been a pretty cool experience already. That's the cool thing and this is what I said

when I did the fight against Ryan on the deal back in the day. I get to get into the best shape of my life, make a little bit of cash. Once you train and have been punched in the face, you realize that it's actually not that bad, it's kind of fun, it's a really fun thing to do. Training is fucking awesome. It's not like, oh my god, I gotta get actually not that bad. It's kind of fun. It's a really fun thing to do. Training is fucking awesome. It's not like, oh, I gotta get the fucking training today.

It's awesome. It's really fun. Sparring is really fun, right? Much more fun than I have when I play basketball with you. But leaps and bounds more fun. I want all these fat, autistic comedy fans, which is like, we're looking at 99% of the metrics. It's all fat dorks. I want a couple of them to maybe extend their lives by a couple

of years by just finding a reason to fucking move around. So on that side of it, there's no downside. If I said to you right now, I'll snap my fingers and you'll be in the best shape of your life, you'll make some cash, you'll be better at defending yourself and your family, and you'll go and have a ton of fun. Have I just fight H Foley at our current waste zero training Both zero cardio. Well, you have one glove the other glove has a cigarette In between round you guys bring a dinner bell We got to go In between our things they give us snacks with our left hands

We gotta go. In between our things, they give us snacks with our left hands. Yeah, thank you. So there's no downside, like, even if, and a big if, and I would never, but if Tim Bartoli somehow figures out a way to defeat me on November 4th becomes your pupa. Big if, there's really no downside. I get a father out of it. You get a white father.

That's actually an upside. It's fun to roll, dude. Yeah. You get a father that's gonna have a job. Be there. Oh, you have fun, young siblings. It's a... But like, I train today and there was no benefit

except for the fact that getting a little bit better at it and getting punched in the face and there's no part of me. I think once people that train go and do it and they put the time in, the fear of like being in a fight dissipates and I think what happens is we all associate most people that haven't trained the associate fighting with like violence and anything could happen this could go all right you could get fucking stomped out somebody to hit you with a weapon somebody could jump in and that sort of disappears when

you're doing it in like a controlled martial arts environment you're like no this is just me trying to make myself the best you know version of myself I don't know man I mean it sounds like an awesome thing to do it but I just don't know I don't have the I told you so many times I fixated on selling you on it now specifically I hear you don't over so I get it completely Bobby versus Jay let's do it a carnival combat why not boys no no no come on Bobby's no gentlemen I will knock those

Bobby Bobby you have beyond all fours on this table right now just clawing at his face All right loser spends the night alone and left witch man Alright, loser spends the night alone and left witch man. Or whatever. No, I was supposed to fight my Calda down in Tampa. You're supposed to fight my Calda. Yeah, whatever. You fell out of the weight class. I call them I call them Rocky Road.

I would fight. I do get that. I Rock I would fight you get that I would I don't know who I would fight. I wouldn't you know I was a versus Bobby bonfire fucking match. No way sick. No mean J versus Dan. Yeah, there you go Jumped in yeah, we'll jump his ass jump four gloves versus two gloves No, I've just never, I've been in plenty of like real life, like aggressive situations like that, fights and dust stops and shit like that where it's like, in that go moment, I get the go. I can't, when me and Mike Vekion, I said,

there's a while ago, me and Vekion, we did a thing where we were just sparring three, one minute rounds, if we did a thing was like Sergio Chicone or something was Invite him. I remember it was a Dustin Chafen project. Yeah, it was like a sketch or something that we're trying to do. And man, it was a reality show. It was a reality show with comedians re-enacting other reality shows. So it was like one episode would be comedians in the woods like Survivor. One episode was the contender like you and Mike. So that that was the whole idea Which wasn't even a terrible idea. It was kind of a fun like thing if you had the right Cast of comedians that were like but he changed the comedians every time it should have been the same guys that were trying a core Yeah, like a four like the Legion of Skanks doing different reality things would work

But I used to train with the Keith three times a week boxing. Yeah I tell you I'm telling you I'll beat your ass if you're playing pay phone. Yeah, yeah, by moving five. Okay, shit out of you. That's the only way I can beat you if you play pop music. Keith looked like fucking two-faced when he was done with him. He couldn't block on the right hand side, so he just massacred from here, pristine on this side.

But we, uh, me and Beck... Getting hit though, when we did that, I actually, we evolved into the ring where we started sparring with other people in the class and getting hit in the head is a, it's, I know you said, it's like, it does exhilarating, but it fucking sucks too. I think some people are built for this and some people aren't. Yeah. Oh, you're saying, well, I was getting bitching as hard as this. I was getting bitching inside. this and some people aren't.

I was saying, Bob is getting bitch in his heart. I was just gonna see a bitch inside. I don't hear the man. I don't hear the Bobby has bitch in his heart, you're saying? The hell? No, I'd stab you. You would stab you.

I would not. Like I'd rather hit you with a stick or something. Yes. I don't wanna get hit. Like if I get into a fight, I have a gun into it. I just wanna get this over with as fat. I don't wanna square up with somebody and have, you know.

You don't want to dazzle the onlookers a little bit. You know that? Whoa, hey, I'm over here now. What's up? You know what, that's the, when me and Mike Vecchion did this three, when we did these three one minute rounds, man, the first time we were going and I threw a couple,

I mean like, Jabs almost aiming at his, you know, he had his gloves up and I'm just like throwing the jabs just to make contact on the gloves and he just sent one down and popped me like in the nose and it wasn't that it hurt so much other than I was like, my just my friend just hit me for real. I didn't know we were going to do this. I don't know. That was certainly abrupt. I really, you're not wrong. I really have like a, let me fix my ass Scott, Michael, what are we doing? I was so sad, you're not wrong. I really have like a, let me fix my ass, Scott, Michael. What are we doing?

I was so sad. The next three minutes, I was just had a mope face. So I'm like, is this done yet? I don't like this. I'm not gonna hit Mike back. You mad at me or something? I really, I can't hit him back. I couldn't hit him back and I was just mopey.

It was the weirdest three minutes of my life. That first crack I was just like, this fucking sucks dude. I turned you into a girlfriend. I yeah, I was so bummed. I chipped up David off's tooth. Really? Crunch down an aster place had a ring and we all went after the cello Keith,

Colin, dove in me, went over there and just put gloves on. No mouthpieces, we just started fighting. And Colin was coming in, but he was like, like, crunching a box a little, right? Colin can box, but he goes down like to his knees and then goes up and goes down. So he kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He kept doing it. He Like squatting. Yeah, that's what some boxers box. Squatting down and dude, it was fucking weird. He just kept going down and up, down and up.

He made noises like, he made a weird noise when he came up and I hit him in the ribs. I just hooked him and he went, you're a Keith go, and then dove jumped in and I cracked dove in the face. And chip to his chin. You beat everyone's ass. No, dove's a boxer. And then a dove jumped in and I cracked dove in the face And chip everyone's ass. No, dove. Doves a boxer Doves you clean house the stuff?

Like this he went Bobby you chip my tooth and just lit me up Like six shots to my head. I was a Doves the box right? Oh, doves. Yeah, doves fast The shit. Yeah, he's a 50 now. Yeah, no one's fast. Yeah, I'll pull a hamstring. I got a fucking bad ACL. Yeah. What? How about Jacob versus DJ? Low touch football. We I would love to get a fucking one of you guys to fight. Oh, Jacob. Jacob. Jacob, you down Jacob. We'll be down to fight anybody. You don't go. I want to fight you do. You just want to fight anybody. I would I've always wanted to to spar and train my only problem is my oh your surgery you're in great

Shaco in my neck. I want to fight so bad no metal neck. I'll fight Keith with my left arm Tiberheim behind my back. That's fair. A Keith in a stroke match. Yeah, he'll agree with that. I'll do a stroke match. I'm with Lewis. I love the idea of training and being ready for a fight and Just getting in the best. Oh, we can turn you into a fucking killer for sure. No, you got to join team rattlesnake If I turn into a we'll turn you into a killer. Yeah, okay. Okay. Look at the fucking clown teeth work. Well, Jacob. Yes, he's a clown So I'll make a side bet. I'll bet you that team rattlesnake beats him team butterly More we win more matches than you guys now with this now right now the separate the first ones of fathers now whoever does He gets power of attorney over the other All fiscal decisions for the rest of their lives. I feel very confident that team Rital snake is gonna fucking clean sweep it

That's crazy. Alex fine. I don't know how much bigger he is than Harrington, like, height wise, but I don't think that's gonna matter. He's never done it before, right? I've never done it before. I've watched Alex Stein train. He's a big guy. He's not really training with butterly though. So, like, you know, he's on that side of the bracket,

but I wouldn't necessarily claim him as team butterly. Oh, I absolutely claim him as team butterly. He was instantly just an out of the pocket retarget. That's my guy. Alex Stein fucking dude. I was not sure how it was gonna feel about Alex Stine, but he was so fucking fun to hang out with its gangfests. He was hilarious.

We're getting together next week. Yeah, dude Alex, now Harrington can't fight for shit, but Harrington almost doesn't even look like a human being next to Alex Stine. No, no, no. But I'm gonna tell you right now, Harrington's gonna wipe the floor with Alex Stine. I know Harrington, I've watched Alex's time training a little bit. You gotta just, there's just something about a guy who's been there before and done it before

and like, you know, yeah, neither of them can really fight. Do you think Dylan's gonna win? Yeah, I think Dylan's gonna win, dude. Dylan's fucking pissed. He's pissed Krakamiko, is he trained at all or is he just been a jail? My understanding is that Cracka Mico has not been trained at all. I'm about to move about. I don't think Cracka Mico has been training much. He has been training, I don't want to say too much about what's up with Crack, but I think

he's performance-sensing drugs. He's going to continue the public humiliation. Oh no, he's going to write a rap song. He's just releasing T-shirts today. Dylan, he's in Dylan's head, but Dylan's also a tall, lanky, athletic kid, like legit. Like I spar with Dylan.

No, no, I think you're looking at the shape of his T-shirts too much. No, that thing comes off. I, you know, he's got a little bit of a dad bod, but that's fine. Dylan. He's kind of shaped like an elected tooth. He's not, he's not in great shape.

He's not in shape. He's just young and athletic enough, and he's got really long arms. Did I spar with Dylan? And because he's a, like, doesn't add a fight, he doesn't play the game, so we're just kind of wild- That is fucked up.

I hate that. Yeah, you're like, like, you should be, you should be, believe it, hit me, but you're still impunching me in the face right now. It should never happen, but he just doesn't. He just doesn't.

He's box-right. Dude, seriously, start boxing right. Because you stop that shit. When you're spawning, you go, then he goes defense off And it's kind of a dance you go back and forth and when you get a spaz who's never done anything before they just start Whaling their arms that you're like there's no rhythm here You're like getting beat by a girl in a video

Yeah, he's a leg kick leg kick leg kick IRL button masher, but it's not gonna count me and Carla almost broke up years before we did me and Max wife because we went to a we went to a party at her friends from law school house These prissy people, you know, I mean uptight group and I show up there and they were like try to find some common ground and they had Madden football on PlayStation something to or whatever and I was like, oh yeah we played this at all and then the guy goes, I don't really play at all but I'll play and just beat me. Like we're just like just throwing like bombs and just somehow we're just doing the wrong thing and I'm like, and then so he's like and I was like, dude you want to run it back

play again he's like, no dude I don't really care then you're sitting there and then Carl it goes, we'll be pumped this time seriously. And then my and then my wife goes, oh, no, dude, I don't really care. Then you're sitting there and then Carla goes, we punk this time seriously. And then my and then my wife goes, oh, they have mortal combat. I'll play a mortal combat against you. And then she did that. She beat me with a low kick over and over again, over and over and over again. I'm a stranger who she's trying to impress herself. And I'm going like, it's not really playing the game.

If you just keep hitting the one button, though, it's not really how you play the game. It doesn't make any sense. Finish him and she, man, she match you button matches the fatality Humiliation you milleer he's not a real man This guy likes to suck up Yeah, it was so humous I was furious and she's just like I don't know how to use the buttons I go, but you see there is four right and you can try any other combination of them Five including block

What was that video game tacked you remember tacking yeah, I'm taking any any Gordo. He's a cheapest one I know that he's the kid the the shin kick Yeah, he did a couple way to yeah, the shin kick and the other one was in strife fighter, Dahlson Throw those you can never get close if they just learned how to throw He was the stretchy guy. No, somebody used Dahlson right or just did the thing where they were just learned they could do like the long punches Yeah, I think I would do any Gordel and King was my tech and tech combo king was good King with the Tiger head the fucking pro wrestling dude and I would just fucking come in I would learn the combos because King would have like a 15 hit like fucking

Combo and you just try to land that one time and just win without being touched. Oh, I was satisfying So satisfying you guys don't have an extra thing here. Yeah I can go on the whole fucking room. Let's go some power-ups three fighter six right now There's the new mortal combat ones out now everyone's all about that I didn't take my bet that has seen was gonna be Let's return because it's financial Let's maybe get more creative than that That's a way to say I'll eat human shit

I'm losing any money on this No losing money I fucking cracking me going dandruff. I will suck a dog's dick as a loss before I put any money in the bag. Yeah, before I bet real money on my fictitious rapper friend. Yeah, I think Paco's gonna smoke Danny Dubs.

No, I think that'll be a dog fight. Do you? Yeah, it's gonna be cool. I close pretty athletic. I know, it's gonna be cool. It's gonna smoke Danny Dubs. No, I think that'll be a dog fight. Do you? Yeah, it's gonna be cool. It's pretty athletic. I know, it's gonna be cool. It's gonna be cool. Is Danny Dubs athletic? He's been in Moitai for way longer than me.

And he's been like training his fucking dick. It's gonna be nice. I'm gonna like that one. I don't think so, though. I think Paco's gonna smoke him. This is straight up boxing. Straight up boxing. Yeah, there's no, I shook Danny.

I can't do anything about it. I love the stuff I'm already getting I love him, I love him. I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him. Danny dubbs is the fuck Amanda, so I fucking, you know, but I, I, I, I, I daped him up, Kim, I fucking hugged, and I felt his body, and it was like a skinny fucking dainty skeleton, you know, dainty boy. Yeah, I mean, I don't know why you think that,

why do you think you have like this sense for like touching dudes and like, I have a sense. Like, like, you have got a, I got a feeling, I saw it think you have like this sense for like touching dudes and I've a sense like you have I got a fucking feeling I saw I touched I touched his body and I saw Run for the hills dude. I saw as entire fighting the future flash before my eyes Knocked up I pocket these arms a fucking stronger than they've ever been Son you did look at that Lewis Lewis has dead zone powers. He's like you know bitch in your arms

It's not too late. it's not too late. It's not too late. You could train. I saw all of his future crimes. I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so, I'm you right in the chin. I love you, I love you so much dude, since I met you a couple times, but I think my boy's gonna fucking knock you head off. Thank you for the fucking support. My brother's coming to the center. I'll bet right now, I'll bet you $5 Lewis wins.

When I'm legally his father, I'm gonna give him the same kind of support that you're giving him right now. And I think that that's really great for you to kind of like get him to that point for me. It'd be funny if Lewis loses and then you guys have a rematch and he goes, look, the father in me is really rooting for you to win those. But as your opponent, I have to try to not do it. Just so you know, just so you know,

they're gonna be no rematch. No rematch, no matter what. If you lose, you're gonna just eat that forever. I'll eat that forever. Paul can ask for a rematch. Paul Acree said the same thing. He did and then he fucking bullshit. I mean, it depends.

Well, if I win and it's really close and everyone's saying Tim one then I might it might eat me inside I might need a rematch of that kids they go well. I'm satisfied actually. Have you ever been knocked out? Good question Not by a punch by a kick No, not in a fight. No, but I've been I've been during gay No, not in a fight. No, but I've been... During gay sex.

I'm just checking into his throat and he's shutting down dude. He was not sending us ones. I was hit by a motorcycle. I got knocked out once in my life too when it wasn't in a fight. It was in a game of tag in the sixth grade. Bitch. No dude, no dude. He tagged me really hard doggy.

No dude, he fucking... He hit a run toward the wall. Like dude, he fucking, uh, we hit a run toward the wall. Like the base was the wall. It was like a flag tag or something. Bag here on the show. So, uh, so I'm running toward the wall and the kid went to go tag me and I like jumped toward the wall, but he also like pushed me at the same time that I'm jumping and I just fucking like a missile. My head just fucking slammed directly into the wall like just, and then I woke up in

the nurse's office. Like I woke up in the nurses office Like I don't remember getting there like straight up real deal can cost I had that oh my only like unconscious knockout was Little kid my mom worked at a daycare across the street from my school So I would just go there after school and wait for her to get done. We go home and so it was little kids playing on all these little jungle Gems and swing sets and I go out there and kind of dick around with the kids a little bit for, and I remember a soccer ball, where something's got kicked over by the swing sets. And I don't know why the timing worked out so good on this. I remember reaching down.

Oh, get that for real big to pick up the ball. And it was, you know, the, it's small, but I was little. It's the swings. It's like two kids on each side. It's like two benches facing each other. It was like that kind of swing. Yes Yes, yes, it's it's almost a metal and kind of clunky. Yes, I know exactly what you're talking about and I just remember looking up and just seeing the The feet back at the feet is wham and knocked me into a stack of big fake truck tires That you know is one of the things you can climb in and just am I ass hanging out of it? And then I remember people pulling me out of it and was going up like I'm like what happened they were like you were out man you got knocked the

fuck out man it's gonna be like just being your ass hanging out of a pile of tires is pretty funny when you found I think your boys did over there I'm taking a nurse's obviously you can do anything about those little birds flying around your head yeah that was the only time I think I was ever been knocked out, knocked out. Yeah, I think I got a good chin. I think I got a good chin. Why would you think that? Because I've never been knocked out,

I've been hit a bunch of it. It's all like I just avoid all the punches. Yeah, no, I've been so lucky. I'm not a little bit of a logical answer. Because I've never been knocked out, and I've been hitting the face a lot. Oh, yeah, it's a good one. DJ Liu, I assume for some reason

you've been knocked out once you've questioned. But I have a perfect hang gliding safety do record. You never want to crash. Well, I mean, no, but I have been, like, I've been punching the face very, very hard to the point where I'm like, oh, well, even when Jason Ellis punched me in the face, it's gangfests. That was the hardest I've ever been punching my entire life. What was that like?

It fucking hurt. I thought he split my lip from my nose to my chin. Like I felt, I was like, you see with gloves. Yeah, I check. I was like, oh shit dude, I was like, my lip is split. I thought like my jaw was cracked from here. He fucking hit me, but then you watch the video back.

I literally just go like that and I come forward and that was like legit like it rattled you. Yeah, he fucking hits hard. Jason that was hits hard as a motherfucker. Lou, have you ever been knocked out? I'm so sorry with our fight. Buy alcohol. Just alcohol. Yeah, he fucking hits hard. Jason always hits hard as a motherfucker. Lou, have you ever been knocked out? Some sort of a bar fight? By alcohol. Just alcohol.

Take a beer, been knocked out. Christine's never been in a real fight. She said she used to fight with her friends and then that could always get dialed back to nothing impressive. That was with wishcraft. Yeah, through wishcraft. Yeah, it's like charmed. Yeah, you were in the spirit to, She's just throwing spells in each other.

Expelliormous. Expelliormous is spiritus. This fucking doctor stream, doctor stream spells. It's the spiritus multiverse. Calm down Hermione. This is with head gear. He got now. We're doing no head gear. Head gear sucks. I do feel like when I did it, you know what I remember did it was Vecchio and we put the head gear and I thought it was in the way more than anything. I was like the other reason I thought I couldn't

really do much with it. I'm like this thing keeps like every time it's getting tapped, it's like moving over your eye They should have they should have made it tired of you But it's head gear just like I spar with it sometimes just because you know It's fine. You don't want to fucking just take too much damage but More than anything else it feels like you're suffocating It feels like Do you see that?

Have you done MMA and head gear? No Dude, my head's already big enough dude Every MMA sparring round I've ever had my head gets stuck in something You know it now it feels like dude it feels like your underwater like I it's I would freak out I would fucking tear it off my face. We did karate and we had head gear for karate and the the karate gloves and The karate boots, you know at the bottom of your foot out. I'm a fucking stupid. It was like red Like almost foam.

The shin pads basically. It was foam, but I just never did. They were on your feet. They were almost like flak covers. Yeah, it looked like foam boots with no bottom. Yeah. It's before they figured out, like Mario Brothers.

It's before they figured out like striking sparring and other martial arts. They didn't want to make like boxing, so they're like, this is karate stuff. You're like, well, boxing gear would probably just work better for karate sparring. They'd have like, it was like almost like, what do they call them, lacrosse masks?

It was weird. Yeah, bizarre. I'll tell you what, the safety procedure, what they're using, do you see the practice helmets in the NFL now? They're silly looking. They make them wear different helmets for practices, and they're just like, they look brainiac.

I mean, they're so brave to practice. They look so, they're so huge on their heads. It's so silly. It's like just do lower impact. That's the thing though, like kids aren't playing football. Yeah, look at this. This is the NFL. Is that the NFL coach?

I want them to make those the regular helmets in the game. I mean, that looks like an afro. It's the same thing. And that's the whole preseason, is that? That looks like the dude's hair. It's just so they don't take as much CTE. Of course. Yeah, but I mean,

Oh, is that just the cover on top of a regular helmet? Yeah, yeah, they have to wear it on all the practice so they just look ridiculous. No, no, no, no, no. They don't do football as much. So like, the local football in my town. I think you can do regular football, but like it's just like a thing where they don't really put little kids into football the same way they used to. But a former alcoholic coach is blowing a whistle in your face and calling you a little pussy and you're pissing your pants and.

Though, but they'll put that like where the place for football counts for still. No, I mean, I'm sure I'm sure in my town in Jersey you could probably join real football pretty easily I'm sure the high school has real football. It's just the type of thing where when parents talk about it Like parents are like yeah my kid's not fucking playing football. That's crazy. Yeah. I would you want James to play? No Now our friend Michelle her son's 17 now. He's like good. Right. He's really good. He plays again, but it's like It's no shit. I'm my friend John Hickey's little brother James Hickey. He in the ninth of the 10th grade, who's a very athletic kid, big kid, just fucking during a high school football game, flipped over a dude, broke his leg, bone through the fucking thing. That was his entire career.

That was it. And he's like a football coach now, but he was supposed to be, I mean, honestly, maybe he ever covered, I have no idea, but it was like a fucking huge deal to the point where it's like, how is that worth it for your... They know, they know how to get me in movies where they play that thing up. But more than likely, you're not gonna get to the NFL, right?

Maybe if you're that good, you'll never really know, but at what point is it like worth like battering your 16 year old kid's body to that point? You have like fucking men throwing their bodies into your kid's body. Pins in the pub, but at that and movie, they'll get me with that movies and a heartbeat. What was that? The program? Was that the one where he got his mom? The door knocker. And he remembers a good door like knocker, he goes, he goes, he can go to the pros. I'm going to buy you that house. And then the next game he gets like his knee broken. It's one of those like, this will never be right again. Like

he's fun. Just like they put you through the emotions of that like man, banking on something that can end so fast. There's also people when you get to that college level that are so huge. And then they come at that to some degree That Johnny man's L guy almost did it right even though it's all fucking. You know he is Johnny football I heard the name it's a great documentary of one of the untolds about him on Netflix, but he was Highsman Trophy as a freshman Came in like save this team. What's the I'm no wine drawing a blank on the college you played for But Texas A&M maybe, but he was just like, and he loved it.

He loved being the man in college, and then he got the opportunity. It was like, if you get caught doing this, you can lose your NFL draft status. He was like, I don't care, because he found out like he wasn't making enough money if he signed jerseys. Oh yeah, I remember this story. And give it to people, he'd get like $3,000 a jersey signature and he would just do that over and over and he was having all this fucking my text I say now he had all this fucking money and then he's got to the NFL and he was like I don't really like the pressure this but they just gave me guaranteed millions of dollar contract. He is currently right now

wealthy He lives he him and his boys just partied as well. Like I thought that usually the documentary is end in like, and then he had to get, or this is the things he lost. And he has to deal with that the rest of his life. He's like, I'm learning to adjust to it. He's like, I'm out of my contract. So it's him and his boys drinking beer

and throwing darts outside by his boys. Like life's pretty great. He broke every rule. It's the best part of the documentary. When he smiles and nods, yes, when they go, rumor had it that he wanted to party so hard on the weekends and Saturday nights that he would have his fourth string quarterback go in and take his drug test

and then just cussed to Johnny Men's Algon. Yeah. Such a great scene. I mean, he's like, I did do that for sure. And he's just like, he was like, yeah, I don't know, what am I going to go out there? He's like, I just never, I think it was another one of those situations. And Lewis, you don't have to worry about something like this. A father, how many of that

times that happens? A father pushing somebody into something they have no interest. That's how you see that lot in pro sports all the time. Like the, the heartless players, Ben Simmons was the guy on the sixers who was just like gutless and decided not to play and said it was mental and all this kind of goofy shit. His dad was a player who was kind of like relegated to playing overseas and stuff and you'd see it's those guys who like drive and the kids are like I don't really like doing this that much. But like I have to and I'm six foot ten so what am I going to do not play.

It's pretty weird. Yeah, my father, he pushed me into Traffic not having a father Just the just coping but when you you wouldn't want James to do I know we got a break here just like you would push What if James was like I really hey dad? I don't like you just so you work Not that you would never go again. Not that you don't want to put like I think you should push I wish I would have pushed into more to do stuff something to try different things But like if they don't want to do stuff. Something to try different things, but like if they don't wanna do it.

He's very interested in everything. He'll try everything a little bit, right? And he got pretty good at jujitsu and he's into it. There's times where he'll be like, I don't feel like going today. And it's my job as a parent to go, well no, I was like, I was like, I understand right now you don't feel like going,

but once you're there, you're gonna really enjoy it. You're gonna regret not going. Once a class starts, you're gonna gonna regret not going and I always have that little pep talk with him anytime There's been a few times where he hasn't wanted to go and every time he goes no, you're right dad and then he goes and he has a great time I'll see what I'm I'm so funny. You want to understand commitment to the same thing with Max Max once a while will not want to go and I'll just give him a little pep talk I'll switch up the day. I'll be like you don't go today You got to go Saturday and he'll switch it up. But I think making him go to Jiu-Jitsu,

not making him, but kind of helping him get there. And every time he's done, he's like, I'm glad I went. That's so funny. Yeah. Because I don't want to play football at all. She won't let him ever play. She wants nothing to do. I do the exact opposite. I go, oh, did you have a tough day of having everything in your entire life provided for you? Oh, I'm so sorry. I feel like working out a little bit. Get the fuck in the car. Get your shit. Get your flip-flops.

Get in the car. Please, dude, we gotta go. I just show them pictures of me last year. Is this what you want? Because this is inside you. You know, Janessa, you're supposed to be a fat pussy. Get in the car. You can be embarrassing our whole family.

You're gonna take the fire that on your shoulders. No, dude, you're quiet night. Get out of my fucking face. Do you want six fats in your life? If you want 19 different headshot styles. Lewis, Jay Gomez and Tim Butterley. Hey everybody, thanks for listening. That was just a portion of our actual serious XM radio show.

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