The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Musical Hatred (feat. James Mattern)

Episode Date: December 1, 2021

James Mattern joins The Bonfire and while the crew searches for a new Bonfire theme song, we find out James also hates Christine's favorite music.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@JamesLMattern https://www.instagram.com/thejamesmattern

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. Yeah, this might just have to be it, it's pretty great. God damn the song just it that brightens up the entire studio. Shout out to Pookie from Virginia for recommending it. Welcome back to the bonfire or serious XM Factor.

Talk 103. I'm Dan Soder. That's Big J.O.K.R.C. and our guest has a new album, The Check Spot, out now. You can also check out his podcast. Thanks for coming out. A podcast about bombing. We're surely, oh come on.

It's coming out. on come on in January and the co-host of the STR show co-host of the STR show welcome James matter what a trade gentlemen beautiful James replace with on SDR have you been running with that since we did an episode together yeah it's all yeah it's It's hilarious. It was hilarious. That's why I said, when you and Ralph would have any back and forth, I'd be like, man, your chemistry is great. Anything close to a zinger?

And he'd be like, that is a type of banter that is needed from the co-host of the SDR. And I initially, like, this J-Sick, this is like weird, I don't know, and it's not weird. It's not weird. It's gonna give me the button. He's putting you over over put me over. I'm getting the pin right in the middle What was great? What was great about it was James I'm like Ralph knows how to keep me interested for the most part sure bringing this week this week Gonna go bring girls shit and bubbles this week. We're having in a band. I don't know to play name that tune It'll be fun. It'll be a fun show for sure. We'll play a game sure that it out

But James is in there for most of the things I don't come in for Ralph tries to Book a thing where it's like oh, this is when I'll talk to like He's the drummer from Trickster or whatever kind of thing. It was a great interview Jay You missed a lot sure listen. I missed some people. I really want to toad from toad the wet sprocket I missed that's big. That's a real bummer for me Which shocked me that that was one. That was unbelievable. That was one of them. There was a couple That Ralph had were almost like oh Tom Keifer from Cinderella lead singer Cinderella that would have been great I miss that one as well

Yeah, that was Gina did it. I'm sure Tom quit after 20 minutes. I'm sure I called some slurs. Yeah, yeah You guys see here why you call me the ad We called some slurs. Yeah. Yeah. Guess we have why it called me the end work Leadsinger since real everybody That is so Tom keepers killer impression. That's nice songs Well that's so but but finally James got to come in and be part of a show He came on the show that we were on together. Yeah with Zach Amico, and it was a Game of whose but hole is who's yeah, I had no idea

I they were just like shan is like come on in man hot girls finally and I'm like finally I get to see hot girls I get to interview hot girls. Yeah, I didn't know we be looking at buttholes I may or may not have just been hanging out with a girl who's a feminist and so I felt a little weird But hey man, it all worked the fuck out. I think it was We're powering those women. they're making money off of it. Free the butthole, isn't that the shirt? It's free. It's free.

Free butthole, dude. Free the butthole. Yeah. I think the champ might be coming to a comedy show this weekend or next weekend. There's a guy on Twitter. The champ. I love it. There's a guy on Twitter that he didn't follow me, but I muted him.

Because he just responds to tweets with his butthole. He just tweets. He just all of his response to tweets or buttholes. I don't mind that. I thought it was funny It's really funny you me know because he used to be he's toxic now So the butthole thing you were Better when I saw he's doing this. I'm like good bit. No, everyone's got a gimmick these days, huh? Everyone eats a goddamn gimmick. I like his gimmick. It's funny. Oh yeah, absolutely. I was so happy you got to see that a filthy night though. That was great.

And blowing away by the idea that I called my shot and went 100% in the game. I was able to identify the buttholes. First, it was who's butthole do you think it is from a picture? Mm-hmm. Who's do you think it is? It didn't happen to do it in person. And then, and then they would go and you write your order

down of who's was who's then they come and show their ass holes to us live. Oh. And then you look at the rest and then you could, you could make changes, but everything you change, you're risking some of the first ones. 50 points, let's be honest. We didn't even establish how many points you got for right hand.

We didn't know how much to write at the points. It was a real catch, a sketch can, Dan. Yeah, these games, what I love about SDR games is they're great concepts. And then when pulling them off kind of like it's gangfest, I'm trying to figure out a winner or a loser. I'll tell you this, for sure. You can't debate 100%.

100% and someone else 100%. maybe we should just host a show Ralph the issue Ralph should host some sort of a jogging guru nonsense You want to lose weight and feel great? Jan Marles are everybody are good at it. I can eat fish and I can do if you don't eat before bed Funny, it would have you all Ralph looks great from running and then the next question is now what? Ralph looks great from running and then the next question is now what Well, he was already hooking up with with not age appropriate girl So just to live longer so we can keep banging on age appropriate girls. Yes, but I said Ralph's the one He was when I first met Ralph that you're still talking kids kids in marriage and shit

Wow, and then he's like he was like well, it's coming. You know, I might not there just yet And then he just kept going the way he's going and now he's like, he was like, well, it's coming. You know, I might snuck there just yet. And then he just kept going the way he's going. And now he's in his fucking deep 60s. And now he's in his early 50s, but still, that's like, I got a crank out of kid now. I'd be what, that's the war. Dude, the kid, Walt Spencer had a really old dad when I was growing up.

Someone with a really old dad, he's a fiori. Yeah, fiori had a really old dad. Yeah, really old dad. My dad's only. Yeah, a fury. A really old dad. Yeah, really old dad. My dad's only, it's at 19 years older than me, 20 years maybe, but like that's it. So it's not, you know, I mean, my dad's younger than Voss. Yeah. Wow.

Did I'm saying so it's like, that is pretty crazy. Yeah, so I'm saying that's not like a mind blow. Voss looks great for me, but Voss, I remember when we were like 12, 13 people had like parents in their 70s. I don't want to be an old dead. I'm at this point now where people are asking me and I'm like, man, I think within two hours one day, I got asked if I was going to have kids and if I wanted to try Coke for the first time, I'm like, I'm too late in the game for both these fuckers.

Like those both, and the only way I would have the other, one or the other, is if I did the one. Yeah. Like that only way I would knock up a girl, if it was as coaked up, or did no coaked. I could coaked to stay up. I could offer acid, a lot of this. We asked, it's back.

Is it back? I don't know that's what everybody wants to do now, and it's very easy for me to say no to. I've never done it. Very easy for me to say no to that. I mean, most drugs are pretty easy for me to say no to that. I mean most drugs are pretty easy to say no to yeah Aferin is my difficulty aferin. Yeah, I'd rather I'd rather not do drugs and make sure I have aferin than anything else But when I went to my auntie and I told him that Jay did aferin

He looked at me like my I told him my friend was like in a gang doing heroin. I could bounce I don't know what aferin is it opens your nose so you can breathe just oh just such We'll shit you holding I need that too. No, but they once you start using it you get addicted to it I've been stuffy you know everyone's scared It doesn't live on the edge when you lose it when you lose your nose and you have skeletal or face and then you're just like I'll love that Martha Dan you think they can't fix a fucking nose these days? I don't know, but dude, someone sent me a video of them removing stuff from Aferin that like grows

when they spread too much. And they pulled it out of this guy's nose and it made like a sloppy noise. That's awesome. That's what, cost of doing business, Dan. It was like this, it was like, oh, that would be awesome, man. He's like, hold your head back.

Hold your head back. He's like, don't move. And then I was like, it was, it was, please to show me that. Yeah. You saw this. Yeah, someone was work tomorrow. Please to show me that. Yeah. You saw this. Yeah, someone tweeted at me. Are you making it up?

No, not at all. It was fucking gross. Dan, I'm in. You know what, don't show me after effects of African videos. It's gonna wake me up. The guy was addicted to African and the doctor was like, I'm gonna do this.

You gotta go home. He was like, oh, okay. He's like, my dad uses African and they depol it out. Oh, dude, you're freaking me out. Christine, give me my African. Yeah. I'm gonna have to rock a oh, okay. He's like my dad uses affron and they'd pull it out. Oh, dude, you're freaking me out Christine. Give me my affron Rocker roll, baby, I'm so unfortunate the only thing that's gonna get me off this Paranoid I'm having right now is more affron. I'm gonna get you I'm gonna get your doctor's appointment So you can get in get off affron. There's a stuff. You can kill me. How does this shit hurt you if it opens up your nose How can it cause bad things? That's my question. It's insane.

There's something about it. It's conspiracy. It's not conspiracy. I ain't stuffed up 90% of the time. Dan doesn't drink aspirate, either. I don't drink aspirate. Oh, baby. He thinks the government's trying to do something to you.

It tastes like sweet metal. Oh, darkness. Cokes hero. Don't talk shit about cooks. I love it. You're just speaking out of turn. Is that the effort? Oh, baby, come on.

I can't do it in front of you. What? Are you about to you're just speaking at it's at the effort oh baby come on I can't do it for you what are you about to do bumps of after you go to bathroom I don't need it right now affron affron uh look that up I'm like affron spray removal affron spray well only that this is like extra moisturizing one so it's good for your nose this one's the bitch I'll only give it a little juice up there You got one bad nostril Mostly, oh my goodness. Yeah, this one is one the clogs the worst always This one's but this is also the side that I have the ear issues on Maybe you just gotta go to the sinus doctor. It gets fucking scoped right which I have and it's a whole thing they said you station tube dysfunction I go what do I do about that you know what they said

Alfred no no no no they did yeah they're bad doctors they sound like good doctors to me Danny but don't you dare say to dr. Lackman he's got a girl first name to ever get what it is actually actually lack of a lot of men sounds great show comic from the might be Ashley What's like coffee shops in the village? Christine, what's Dr. Lackman's first name? It's a girl's name for sure. Well, Leslie. Leslie's another one of those. Yeah. It's just come up with a newspaper and just start reading. Yeah. Look up Dr. Lackman, New York City.

But you got to do prescribing affron. Bad news, bad news. No, he said, for honestly, what he said was four, he goes take affron a friend 100% of the time that you are getting on a flight and suit a fit. So it doesn't show everything up. So the time. It's not Elizabeth Elizabeth. Yeah. It's ENT. It's an ENT. Prescribing the wrong thing. Yeah. Make your move. Lee. That's what it is. But it's LEIGH, it's a Glee. Yeah, that's a weird one, huh?

Yeah, it looks like Liyah. Yeah. That's a trying too hard version of Lee, right? Oh, yeah, for sure. We mean Christina's up with a girl named Lee. They're just felt like that. Everybody remember the tenacious D song? Lee is an ugly name boy or girl.

It's ugly. Lee? Not a good one. No, it's a bad name. Unless it's Robert E. Lee. Confederal C. But now you're playing last names. I mean just L-E-E. Yeah. Lee. It's a guy who fucks your mom and won't commit. Lee. That's what Lee sounds like. But as a last name, yes. Bruce Lee. David Lee. Oh, David Lee David Lee Roth it all works. I'll take another name. I don't trust first name Ross

Yeah, something his first name is Ross Ross. My sister's boyfriend's name was Ross I don't think I like Ross's or Ross's are also again. They're dating someone close to you Yeah, or they sound like what a boy or name would be like a guy who definitely looks through windows Peep and tongue is a Ross. Yeah, that's a Ross. He wears He wears collard but like valour shirts You know, I mean like like short sleeve valour collard shirts. Hey Ross. Hey Ross. It's listening right now Don't get a fendiver talking about it. Also stop looking something goes Ross why don't you put the fucking binoculars down and go home? You a freaky piece of shit. Hey Ross Your tree climbing skills are incredible, but maybe don't do it outside of a lady's window.

Ross, what do you have, fucking koala feet? I don't know how you got that high. Either way, time to go home. My friend, my first time. One of my good friends when I was a little, little kid, his mom, my mom were friends. That was the one that I said about the, he was like, I think that our sons are doing something gay

because he pulled a piece of poop out of the toilet. Yeah. I think our sons are doing something gay and such a good line. It's a hot line. I think our sons are doing something gay. Her mom would be like, fucking let it. She's probably me alone.

Her boyfriend, maybe husband for all of us. So his stepfather, it won't went raw. Was a real good guy though. Very good guy. Peepin Tom. But he looked like a raw, no, I don't think so. But again, I was a child. secondly, I don't wanna speak ill, I don't know if he's alive or dead,

I don't wanna speak ill of the guy, however, if I droome for you right now, you're like, oh, that guy could be a peeping tom. He was very, a slight, he was very slinky, he was a very, I'm thinking of the valour shirt is what I'm picturing him, a decent amount of hair, but like balding on the back. So like art gar funcally, but darker hair, very jui face.

What about glasses to me? But a jui face, but also like a jui, like cool guys are wrong, but like an alright dude, he wasn't super like religious or anything. You know what I mean? Like it's a cool nice guy. It's kinkin' his hair. But I would also-

It's life apparently. But my picture of him in my head, you could cast him as like the soft spoken killer in a movie shot. Yeah, sounds like it. And that's what a Ross is. Well, speaking of dark themed things, we know how much you love music.

Oh, come on. So we did Thursday's episode on Thursday, or we might have recorded it before this episode. Maybe you'll never know. We started talking about songs that we didn't know had dark meanings. Like Fast Balls the Way is about a couple in Texas that vanished because they were,

the woman was senile and the man had just had brain surgery. Wow. So that's song. So that's song. I know that song. And he won't tell the other. I never liked it because it was like to me and Elvis Costello knockoff and I was super snobby when it came out.

It was like, pup, these goos. Well that song's good. And I said, I didn't know Tote's possum kingdom is a super dark song about dark shit. Unbelievably dark. Yeah. They're at dark band. I saw them open.

I think. Across the board they're like that. Oh, dude, they were on a bill Halloween 95 in Vegas white zombie the cramps and the totes really and half the audience did not know They were the totes because the guy who said the totes kind of slurred it and I saw someone at a party the next night I thought they were letting the roadies play and then they played a song and I'm like oh, it's the fucking totes The roadies have re-wrained before the cramps come out By the way doing performing in front of the bands on those tours I did that's what they thought daily every day when I get they go to the roadie just grab them I can start insulting me my girlfriend

Kind of in a way did you Did you know what what was the other one oh filter hayman nice shot was about uh... uh... or bud wire it was about a politician and i'll hide in the pen Pennsylvania uh... i think that no offense j

live just popped himself right in the bush yet on the news but but that's another one that i had a friend who thought it was a basketball so he and it was kind of corny. So we'd be driving around. He would just that song be going on. He would start dribbling. No, that's great. The chorus, the Francis in the playoffs. Yeah.

I guess. Oh, he was tracin' McGregor. He's really something who panning out. It was ordered. I just ordered the team act threes for basketball. Finally found basketball shoes. Whoa. Oh, what?

At the start of the wink. And now Lewis J. Gomez, that's his plan. You better look out. I won't have him by that. He's gonna have to get my old sneaks. But do you know of any songs that are, I mean, because you're like a wealth of you and Jay, no, both the models.

Well, the black moves, did the one he was saying he told us to us downstairs. You say it was a pumped up kicks, which is obviously. All right, about school shooting. That's school shooting. Yeah, the Barry dark. Yeah, it's crazy. Which it doesn't sound like.

Not really dark. I was like me and my girlfriend is about as him and his gun. Right? Does that count? Does that count? Huh? I told you the one that I, that's what I have brought up on the show before,

but I can't stand losing by the police. It's crazy. It's just about killing yourself. But the beginning's kind of funny. It's like your brother's gonna kill me and he's six Well, he's like he's stalking her whatever. He's like I don't like and she doesn't want anything to do with them And then why that all keeps going like he called suicide. Yeah, she's come to suicide at the end It's yeah, it's insane. It's like you could call it suicide like wait. Did he really go there from that first verse?

The whole thing is so sad note But he sings it so sweet then Damn Great line. I'm too full to swallow my pride swallow my cry Great line. I'm too full to swallow my pride. Swallow my pride. That's another thing. That's a sign of becoming a white adult, is you figure out the police. Yeah. Yeah.

Holy shit, that's correct. Because they're all, so because they're all, 37 years old, got into them. They're all, by the way, they're like, we were talking on the, it's a pre-record you'll hear when I really gave the biz to sublime for a change. Yeah. And I will say the biz to sublime for a change. And I will say the police are also English guys doing reggae music, actually. They're basically you dirt, better you before. But they had insane musicians in that band.

All three. That's the whole thing. All three of them are amazing. So that's what brought sublime is just a bunch of fucking meth heads slapping a bunch of brooms. They're idiots. Can I go hot take? I don't know where you go. I think they're criminally overrated.

They have three good songs, delivered the three songs that have played at strip clubs in Vegas for a team or straight years. God bless them. Thank you. I did stay. I believe in Bradley Knowles room that he died in. We stayed in that hotel and I have a feeling that that was the room I was in.

No one told me, but I couldn't sleep every time My eyes closed there was something and I just stayed up the whole goddamn night and then went to the airport Really? True story when I was on the hot start of the clock park What a heroine addict fucking white reggae guy And his media is making it worse. Oh my god. You Bradley. No over my left shoulder, Lou What would be worse? I'm haunting you forever I'm listening to his music forever

Where's the brother? Light him up! What would be worse? I'm haunting you forever. Wait a minute. Listen to his music forever. Okay, we're listening. Oh, right. Oh, right. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm trying to. Oh, Trish. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh San Francisco and we were staying. We had a gig that night at the same time as a roller derby like convention. And they were all swimming together and making out.

And I stayed in my room to rest before the gig because I'm a professional also a fucking dummy. Wow. Yeah. Crazy. There's just roller team girls and the pool splash around and kissing. I bet there's a lot more arm here and you were hoping for it. It was a nice balance. And they were all they were blasting on a loop that song

It could be darker was that someone I used to know by goitee or whatever that name is. Oh, yeah Yeah, they're all singing it Yeah, that fucking shit and they're all screaming and I'm like to me back in the day roller derby goes from tats Used to all just listen to like punk and when the oh Tats used to all just listen to like punk and Thin Lizzy yeah, and now they're doing like a pop yeah something really now it's like some poppy shit Nerd all excited about it the ocean view motel is where he died Let's sleep dude. I say you died 20. I didn't even get to me make the 27th Club the 33 They kept them out. It's an outer sunset

I Makes me feel upset inside It's an outer sunset. I really don't like this song. It makes me feel upset inside. Early in the morning. Jake, come on, get into it. To the street. I'm with you, Jake. Do you know about a band we talked about that we will talk about on Thursday? The Hooters?

What was their big song? And we dance? Yeah, yeah. Is that dark? Is that about like, necrophilia? All you zombies? All you zombies. Show your faces.

Is that the lyric in there? That's the different song. And day by day, those are the three hits. I just remember them. I think they played one of the mediocre early VMAs. And I was like, Very boss. I was waiting for pet shop boys at that point.

We're the hooters of VMAs. Look at the hooters of VMAs and you guys are gonna really suck it Hey, can I see this as we're talking music and I don't know what yeah I pissed off a friend of mine who's really cool today because I asked her if she's been watching this Beatles doc And she goes what's it on and then she followed up with the Llanas doc is great and I replied yo I hate her my bad. I really to there on that list with sublime when you tell people you hate a Llanas I like a lot of bad. I really, to, there on that list with Sublime when you tell people you hate Alonus. I like Alonus. People turn, I can see with you,

I'm known you all for years and you're looking at me. Like I'm not really a children, I'm not bad. I'm not blown away by this, I'm just saying like, I hate Alonus. I think she's mediocre, the voice makes me wish music was outlawed. I hate it. I hate it.

Hey, but I hate, but I don't, but not shut up. I can hear people thinking that for sure. I don't love it. For sure, I think she's like good. I think she's good But I can't, but I don't, but I'm not shut up. I can hear people thinking that for sure. I don't love it. For sure, I think she's like, good. Live it. She's like fine. I just never, I never gave it too much thought to hate it. I hate the things Christine bangs into my head. What do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you, what do you that you love. I need to Franco makes me the same kind of fury that I feel when I hear Annie up I am

open. I want to break shit in the room. No opinion on I need to Franco. Yeah, don't worry. I didn't. I was happy with my life not having any opinion on her. Now I know she sucks. Try to Buffalo, New York.

Oh yeah. Yuck. Who else do you got? Do test. Shit. What else do you got, Christine? I'll tell you what, today I came on and the TV had something on the screen from an album she was playing and i didn't know what it was and it wasn't even playing the music but by the picture on the

screen i was like well it's bites i don't know what it was ever been super blimp by the mr wives have you ever been converted with anything that she's played as she ever played anything that you've been like oh shit i'm into this would you believe and in all these years not one? No, not one have you not let it happen or I've heard Jay play a song that like I like and like he's Discovering it and showing it to me and I'm like you love that you like this song. Yeah, that's fun sure That's got yeah, do you remember what song, listen, a broken clock is right two times today. It seems down to like a song or two that are

Yeah, I'm just trying to see who you know where you can get it where we can get it where we can find the crossover. Yeah No, no, there's a great crossover because I like such An eclectic bunch of different kinds of music that she's bound to like something in there. She likes one dimensional horse shit nonsense the same thing over and over again and that's horrible. She likes a genre of music that I don't care about almost at any level. I like it very eclectic mix of music. I feel like incredibly eclectic. I feel like that's what every female says and they all but one girlfriend of mine it's just one thing and it's annoying. music. I feel like, I feel like that's what every female says. And then all but one girlfriend of mine, it's just one thing and it's annoying. Yes. I had one girlfriend who

like basically almost everything I liked except Neil Young, which was like a deal breaker. That was a deal breaker. I'm like, you can, she make fun of them. I mean, you're not allowed to make fun of Neil Young's singing voice. He's a American treasure, even though he's Canadian. Come on. He's a Canadian American treasure. Yeah, do you remember that Dana Carvey bit making fun of him? No, we played the guitar. He goes dad dog lying in a ditch cigarette smoker has in it Oh, that was great. He's in horse with ancient vices lucky has the lowest prices Yeah, and guess what if Neil sang it a fucking love it. I can add to it on my arm I tattoo it on my arm right now next to the Mr. Wise or whatever that name

I just remember the song that Jay it was a lazy I by silver sun pickups That's nice. That's a K from a classic shout okay for me day. That's it. That was also I also learned that genre of music like the early 2010-ish yeah, Brooklyny L train I was writing in it's good. I kind of shoot the hives. Oh This song does horrific. It's great. Yeah, that's on a 40 minutes. I stopped new rock care for me Good that fucking post No, this is the post yet that is one post you did it there. Yeah, that would count Boy, he starts singing as

one yeah that's when you get greedy say what far too long that's all far too long hearing this song uh no idea this was a guy thought it was everyone thought it was a broad everybody you know it's song got brought back from my old radio days because a girl got sued uh Olivia Rodrigo or whatever she got sued by paramore yeah song rules christine hates it i love it that paramore the old what are you with it because i want it but i don't care because it feels so good

please play that on carol uh... not raps dude christine now has an unlikely now i want to be christine on that i never liked that song you guys can't do it i think you're that and that's over some rest of my last day. I was at the hard rock. Oh, yeah. And I all do respect 90 by the last year. I was there. I was like nine years ago. 95% of what they played was just made me

want to punch myself in the mouth. That's a paramour. Maybe one. I just had to take bathroom play or smoke breaks. I'm in smell. Just had a desk. He has had a playlist that was like Spanish-steamed pop music I mean more to kill everybody. Oh my god. We've gone through some of the songs were one of them's like You know that song I It's like I'm an animal. It's fucking we've played it. I'll tell you what it fuck God damn ahead I took a long listen paramore it. I took a long pleasant Paramore though. I took a long Uber with a

With a young what's the name of this song? I Don't know. Yeah, it's a misery business with a young Hispanic kid. You're the cool cool pause for a second though cool kid You can see there's a cool guy shape and everything yeah even like the coolest badass pussy getting swavvdebin air Spanish guy it's one they get one kind of music man and it's this guy is unironically blasting like music that involves trombones and and it's always like that aggressive like it's like it's like it's it's it's it's always like that that aggressive like it's like put it oh did it do do do do do do do a pair more. It is not evolved. There's no punk rock port Two three four Yeah, there it is. That was a hot that was a cold open on K. Rock. We can talk over it

I feel a little more. She's dude. I had such a big crush under that my girlfriend I was dating at the time when I was K. Rock was mad about it because I talked about it on the radio I thought she was cute then I thought she was kind of what I was back to cute again though. Yeah, she held up good. Haley Seinfeld. Yeah. She got it. I mean they suit that Olivia Rodrigo girl one.

Yeah she's getting ready and crit now. I've watched not long ago I went into a hole with this watching it live performance. She always brings a sad chubby girl on stage to do the ending part with her and the girls are always so like they can't believe it. It's so funny. Live this, every time, every performance she brings somebody up to do it. I just love the description, a sad chubby girl. Yeah. Can that be your new merch? I would buy eight different colors. I should call my, but yeah, sad chubby girl incorporated. It's merch devices. That's why I should call my but yeah sad chubby girl incorporated it's my Devices that's what should I call my company said chubby girl link? Yeah Damn it looked now when you when you Google her Olivia Rodrigo's up there in the top being like she stole from her. Yeah damn she was hot

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It's my new baby. It's out now, James Matter, go down. It's big every day. James Matter and fucking rules. I love him very much. Big wrestling fan, big music fan. Seth Rollins got attacked at the Brooklyn RAW, right? Yeah, Barclays, at Barclays.

It was Chris. Do you know what, did you read, I go on, I go on to wrestling websites and read what happened. Why is he starting the way, he looked, so they kept saying Seth Rollins when I watched the clip on the roster, I was like, is it, it doesn't look like him anymore. He's like doing like a thing now,

where he's like, do you set the half and half hair? No, now it's all black and he's like, he was the Monday night my side. But he was wearing like, Colory pants, he's usually was all black stuff. No, now he wears like a fashionable stuff. Oh, he's high in now. Yeah, he's high in fashion. He's a handsome fella. Yeah, he's a married to Becky Lynch. He's a heel. He's full heel, but this guy, if you can find the video, it's so funny. This guy just runs in tackles a little star and then

it turns out that guy was being trolled. But you have fake Seth Rollins account. No. Like he would think that set, I mean God bless you. Do you really think that Seth Rollins taking his time out? Do there is some Ari at the head of that, some Ari Shafir at the head of that prank? I think so.

That day when that, he forgot about Roll that night and he was like, oh, that's right. Oh, dude, no, he did not I don't know You hear about it. You're gonna Seth Ross getting tackled. He goes shut up. He did it. I was writing all the last night. He want to shit me at wrong Brooklyn come see me. Oh my god. I can't hear it is this is This is from the Barclays Center in Brooklyn Monday night raw. I bet I bet it's're trolling them probably saying something about fucking his wife I bet he's got an awful like fucking looking wife. Yeah, I just

Can't believe you had my wife. I would never want to attack anybody because of that picture right there Where it's your back fat with another man's hand on it? You know once they do that. Have you ever been in a card where they Someone jumped in I've seen people get the shit kicked out. I was at Halloween I feel like I'm Mark. I'm wearing allowing have a church i was at like hollowing having ninety seven and someone jumped the cage that's crazy after hogan i don't think it made it to air

hogan beat the shit out of and i'm from bagus i went to a hood school of agus i never saw an ass whipping like a real one yet they're good he picked up fuck i don't know what anyone like that in real life is there a compilation sometimes you can find it. There's most of the time there are sink single videos of wrestlers beating shit out of people that jump over the barriers.

It's very funny. Really? Yeah, because these guys really think they have a shot against them because it's pretty fun out there. I'm gonna go over there and fake fight Seth Rollins. No, you're not. Yeah, and Seth Rollins gets tackled, but he just catches the guy in the headlock.

He handles it pretty well. I guess I gotta say for us, as Dicky as all this was and dangerous that is also like a thing, we like this guy could have put a knife in his stomach. It could be. So to give you able to get the touch of him like that is infuriating and probably scary for Seth Rollins. But I think he's still like,

even when he gets to the top of the thing, he does like another pose again. Like he stays and like, people come up. Did you ever see the footage? It's a long time ago of Keith Richards hitting a dude with a guitar? No, this is like like probably you saw everybody It was it was that it was probably like a year after John Lennon got killed This is phenomenal and the fact that they used to put this on video tapes when it back and when you'd have banned video tapes

They would put this and you could still see it years later. Let's watch this and then we'll watch Keith Richards because we only got a few minutes because we've four minutes. So I think we're gonna give you a little bit of a time. Oh this is Haley with a sad fact girl singing. Why would it make you be? What if a sad fact girl attacked? Haley. Seth Roll?

Oh, even better. Let's go full circle. This isn't a sad fact girl. I couldn't tell by that. That low butt crack. Do that low butt crack tells me this guy's got zero. See what though He's what's that called? He's bridging though. Look at that man That guy's got some lovely lady lumps. Yeah, check it out At the boys on love my eyes see they treat me so

Spending all your money on me and all your time on me. Let's watch the Seth wrongs. So he leaves the ring, walking up the aisle, you know, he's playing to the camera, playing to the last seat in the house. This guy comes back for a boom. Tacos him. Who does a seat? That's better than the tackle Is a black guy guys grabbing his hair. Well, I go Seth wrongs hair. Is that a black guy? Yeah

No, it does not read well calling him boy easy Let me grab you have to his his he's been holding his racism all day. That's what landed out. Hey boy, you fucking less than everyone's like whoa, whoa. Jesus Christ. Come out of the white's only section. What? He must have came down from all the way to the top of the rafters.

Oh my god. Yeah, then he kind of tells everyone to fuck off. Whoa, that shit is fucking boring. And then they walk him, which weird is that guy's over excited about a good time That's the follow-up video where they have to walk him up the stairs They walk him up the stairs of the thing and he's like his shirt's torn everyone's like oh Yeah, oh, yeah, you fuck my girlfriend. Yeah, oh my dude. We're getting trolled by a fake account for a sloppy kid He moved. Yeah, dude. He stuck

They don't want him blitzing you if you're a guy in the quarterback hold him down. Yeah, he stalk him You got them there. God Seth wrong saw it still took the hit and Seth wrongs is an athlete took the hit Hey, how did the kid get over where he it looked like he was coming from backstage? That's why I think people thought it's the work. He was in gorilla position Oh, this is an invasion what's going on here? Yeah, I'm out dude. This our new guy We have him in fucking casual gear. I'd be great if he was just starting up a new. Oh, this is an invasion. What's going on here? Send him out, dude, this is our new guy. We have him in fucking casual gear. That'd be great if he was just starting up a new, a new Federation.

What did we find out? It was one of the 50 people they cut like the week before. They never heard of an NXK. At first I thought it was Keith Lee. Yeah, oh shit. He moved quicker than Keith Lee. They cut bunch people. Oh, I mean, they fired everybody.

But in the last three months, they fired over 75 people. It's unbelievable. They've been cutting guys that they've been building for years why and the money and also just to give a middle finger to triple h triple h bill nx t into the best wrestling brand out there and then vince big man he had a heart attack and vince big man was like fuck off i'm taking it over and cut all the hard attack while he had a heart attack he does that shit he fight he like demoted him while he had a hard at the after he had a hard

attack triple h he's been laid out yeah he had a heart attack. Who does that shit? He like demoted him while he had a heart attack. After he had a heart attack. Dr. Politech. Triple H, he's been laid out. Yeah, he had a heart attack and then he was fine. And then Vince McMahon took away NXT from him. And- And NXT was awesome. NXT was the only wrestling I was watching.

But he had a heart attack. I don't know, steroids for fucking 35 years. What? You say it like that. Are you trying to say we shouldn't do Roads? Yeah, I'm trying to get you to do a cycle. Oh shit. Dude, Lou's gonna do one of those things

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